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Welcome. You've got mail.
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We are releasing our fourth
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and final quarterly report
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on public
and private efforts...
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...to address
the Y2K computer problem.
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The report shows
that our hard work
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in this country
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is paying off,
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and while there is more to do,
I expect we will experience
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no major national breakdowns
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as a result of
the year 2000 date change.
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♪ We've come
a long, long way together ♪
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♪ Through the hard times
and the good ♪
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♪ I have to
celebrate you, baby ♪
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♪ I have to praise you
like I should ♪
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Seniors rule the school!
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Hey, bitch! Surge, up!
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Get over here, junior.
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Hey, that's my head!
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"XOXO".
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What are you doing for NYE?
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Huh.
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♪ I have to praise you
like I should ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you
like I should ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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Another boring New Year's
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at the Mendenhall's for us.
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What about you?
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Any lucky lady gonna
get the midnight kiss?
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We're just gonna, like, chill
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and watch a movie
or something.
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That's good.
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You know, there's a lot
of weirdos out there tonight,
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plus with this whole
computer virus bug thing.
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- I don't know.
- Yeah, I'm sure we'll die
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as soon as we leave
the house after dark.
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- Come on.
- Well, I think it's great
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that you're not putting
pressure on yourself
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for the big kiss.
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You have plenty of time.
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You ever French kiss before?
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Your mom taught me in college.
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She was ready to go,
if you know what I mean.
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Jesus Christ.
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I don't wanna hear that.
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See you next year. I love you.
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Hey, Robin.
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Give him some air, come on.
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- Yeah, I'll see you.
- Check this out.
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Get my news on here
and everything.
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- You can?
- Yeah.
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It's about Enron.
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you
like I should ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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- Your mom got a pool?
- Yeah.
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And you're going for a swim,
bitch. Wah!
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Whoa, whoa. Watch the Kostons.
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Watch the Kostons, though,
for real.
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Sorry, bro.
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Ooh, Lord Sticky.
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Sire. Come.
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Four minutes left, sweetheart.
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There's my other son.
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How do you look more handsome
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- every time I see you?
- Pssh. Ah, I don't know.
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One of these days,
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you're gonna leave me
for a Herbal Essence girl.
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Dog, stop flirting
with my mom.
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3, 2, 3, 4.
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Damn.
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The whole gang
in Foreman's basement.
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- You bring the shit?
- Yeah.
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You gotta stop leaving this
under my pillow.
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I'm the rubber fairy.
Okay? It's what I do.
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You ready to fuck all night?
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Yeah. Hell yeah.
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- Blow harder.
- I am blowing.
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Oh, did you, um...
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Did you do
your AP Comp essay yet?
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Yeah. It was about
how you were able
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to go through puberty
without your balls dropping.
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Modern miracle.
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It's funny, man.
It's really funny.
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It was funny.
That's why I said it.
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Andrea.
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Uh, I don't know, maybe.
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Maybe?
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Sticky.
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Andrea the Giant.
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Andrea the Giant Boobies.
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That's literally
what they call her.
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Dude, I don't know.
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They... These girls
are like our friends.
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God, can you let your cock out
to breathe for five seconds?
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Or are you still holding
out for that hot popular chick
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who sometimes talks to you
in Spanish class?
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Well, Laura, she wrote "XOXO"
to me on AIM earlier.
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Then fucking ask her out.
No.
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Isn't she 69ing
some college guy?
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Community college.
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Okay, so he can only get
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an associate's degree
in 69ing.
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Danny, you don't know
what you're talking about.
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We got nip.
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She is so mature.
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Honestly,
those areolas? Fuck.
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Computer bug
got you ready to break stuff?
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Limp Bizkit is ringing in
the Y2K apocalypse tonight
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- at Crawford Arena.
- Check it.
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- Oh, dude, play that shit.
- Yep.
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And we've got two tickets
courtesy of Fred Durst.
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I've always wanted to do that.
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Mmm.
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Dude, I've always wanted
to see this.
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It looks tight.
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"Nothing is inconceivable."
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Oh, shit,
is that Raleigh?
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She was like decked out
in Abercrombie a month ago.
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Yeah.
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You know, I heard her parents
made her get X-rays
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and she had, like,
holes in her brain
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from all the ecstasy.
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Nah, dude, that's a myth.
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Tsk. Whatever, man.
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What's up, Garrett?
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D-Man, E-Boy, what's good?
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Yo.
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How about one on the Gar-ster?
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Ah, Junior.
Arnie's having a baby.
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Garrett,
can you settle this for us?
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Does, um, ecstasy put holes
in your brain?
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I mean, effects of MDMA
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on brain matter are
still under broad dispute.
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Many studies
have been criticized
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for lack of evidence,
inherent bias, et cetera.
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Scientists just be, like,
hella un-rigorous.
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But, um...
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Yo.
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You foolios want to hit up
the champagne room real quick?
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- Pssh. Yeah.
- Yeah, I'm down.
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E-Boy?
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Um, no.
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- D?
- Hmm, yeah.
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Wise choice, young squire.
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Oh, damn, that's hitting
for you right there, fool.
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This is the life for me,
know what I'm saying?
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No customers, just me,
the tapes, some bomb-ass kush.
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Gets my brain flowing,
for real.
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I start thinking
about some crazy shit.
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Like, shit that makes you go,
"What the fuck?"
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You ever fucking...
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You go to the grocery store, right?
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And it's like
you're picking up shit,
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and you're like, "Oh,
I'mma grab some Q-Tips."
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But it's, like,
that's... that's the brand.
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It's actually cotton swabs.
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Kleenex, that's another one,
'cause that's a facial tissue.
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Start thinking about, like,
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the fucking
first few colonies.
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That must have been wild.
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Like,
"Oh, we're in the country.
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Grab your musket.
You can borrow my mine.
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Yeah, sure, you can borrow
my musket."
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I guess
that's why they call it
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the American
Revolution.
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Words are a fucking trip.
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Yeah, you know
what I'm saying?
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Laser, right?
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Laser.
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Why'd they spell that
with an S?
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That's like interesting to me.
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See what I'm talking about?
Trippy shit.
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Oh, snap.
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Bunch of the homies
are mobbing
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to the old factory
at midnight.
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Y'all should roll through.
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Sounds like fun
for the whole family.
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Yeah, if the whole family
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likes tripping balls,
which, uh, some do.
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So, what?
You, like, smoke now?
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Ugh. Is that okay, mom?
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Oh, shit!
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Oh, shit.
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It's Big Nut and Little Nut.
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Hey! Yo, you guys
still squeegeeing pussy
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for the girls' basketball team
or what's up?
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That's not what
equipment managers do.
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What?
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I'm sorry,
I don't speak bitch-ass.
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What'd you just say?
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Fuck him up, Farkas.
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You gotta
speak up louder, dog.
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I don't know what the fuck
you just said.
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- Huh? Let's do it. Let's go.
- Yo, yo, yo.
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This fucking tubby
motherfucker
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"yo quiero Taco Bell" so bad,
he ate the fucking chihuahua.
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Hey, fuck these bozos, man.
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Hey, August,
give me a beat real quick.
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Come on.
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Ah.
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Ay, yo.
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♪ Big Nut, Little Nut ♪
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♪ Walkin' to the car ♪
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♪ You can't go far
'cause you got a big scar ♪
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♪ You slow like molasses
My flow is the fastest ♪
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♪ Soggy, wet condom
straight... ♪
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♪ Coming out your asses ♪
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Yes!
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Fuck yeah.
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Wack-ass bitch.
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He's actually
a decent rapper.
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Fruit chewy cookies.
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Oh, shit, dude.
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RoxyGurl.
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Talk to her, dude.
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- No, I'm not...
- Talk to her.
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God is fucking
smiling down on you.
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- No. Stop. Stop.
- Talk to her.
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You're being a bitch.
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You're being a...
You're being a bitch.
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Hey, Laura.
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- Hey.
- What's up, Laura?
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What's up, y'all?
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Go Crusaders.
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I'm just kidding.
School sucks, right?
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- What?
- Are we doing this?
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I got lookout.
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What's up, dude?
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Feliz año nuevo.
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Gracias, amiga.
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Uh, 2000, though.
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- Crazy.
- Right?
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Where are the flying cars
they promised us?
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Totally.
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Um, oh, I saw workers
putting in, like,
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new or better internet
at Crawford today,
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and I was all like,
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"I definitely know a genius
who's gonna love that
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in AP Computer Science
next year."
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Finally, right?
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DSL at last.
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I don't know, though,
'cause Amber and Madison
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kind of want to take Yearbook
to get the easy grade, so...
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No perishables?
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Fuck me I guess.
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Um, so just getting
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a couple of cans of Surge?
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Deli meats?
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It's top secret actually.
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- It's a booze bolt.
- Oh.
00:13:16.855 --> 00:13:18.083 align:center
Could use some backup.
00:13:18.185 --> 00:13:19.518 align:center
No, that's illegal.
00:13:19.620 --> 00:13:20.994 align:center
Naughty, naughty girl.
00:13:27.431 --> 00:13:28.495 align:center
- Fuck her.
- Anyways, uh,
00:13:28.597 --> 00:13:30.165 align:center
we're actually going
to Chris' New Year's thing.
00:13:30.267 --> 00:13:32.599 align:center
It's gonna be
a total shit show, so.
00:13:33.540 --> 00:13:34.507 align:center
Chris Kulhken?
00:13:34.609 --> 00:13:35.834 align:center
Oh, Soccer Chris, yeah.
00:13:35.936 --> 00:13:40.945 align:center
Um, just you, booze bolt crew,
and, like, boyfriend just...
00:13:41.047 --> 00:13:44.250 align:center
Um, me and Jonas broke up, actually.
00:13:44.352 --> 00:13:45.781 align:center
Oh, wow.
00:13:45.883 --> 00:13:48.182 align:center
Um... You okay?
00:13:48.284 --> 00:13:50.085 align:center
Just gonna
take some time
00:13:50.187 --> 00:13:52.024 align:center
and focus on me.
00:13:52.126 --> 00:13:53.721 align:center
You suck at lookout, bitch.
00:13:53.823 --> 00:13:54.924 align:center
See ya.
00:13:56.724 --> 00:14:02.697 align:center
♪ ...of heartache
that hang from above ♪
00:14:04.632 --> 00:14:10.302 align:center
♪ And I'll be
your cryin' shoulder ♪
00:14:10.404 --> 00:14:14.575 align:center
♪ I'll be love's suicide ♪
00:14:15.110 --> 00:14:16.541 align:center
♪ And I'll... ♪
00:14:19.414 --> 00:14:21.021 align:center
I'm gonna need you
to pay for this.
00:14:23.453 --> 00:14:25.289 align:center
Everything
is perfectly normal.
00:14:26.854 --> 00:14:29.055 align:center
Except for the fact
that the mom is also the dad.
00:14:29.157 --> 00:14:30.261 align:center
This is pathetic.
00:14:31.196 --> 00:14:32.758 align:center
Our parents are having fun
right now.
00:14:33.969 --> 00:14:35.960 align:center
I mean, our parents
are cooler than us.
00:14:36.596 --> 00:14:38.466 align:center
We could be at a party
right now.
00:14:38.568 --> 00:14:40.468 align:center
But I want my baby.
And I need your help.
00:14:40.570 --> 00:14:43.238 align:center
Why are you
so desperate to be ignored
00:14:43.340 --> 00:14:45.778 align:center
by a bunch of
puka shell assholes?
00:14:45.880 --> 00:14:47.845 align:center
That is such an excuse.
00:14:47.947 --> 00:14:49.111 align:center
Sticky, you're being a pussy.
00:14:49.213 --> 00:14:50.675 align:center
- I'm not a pussy.
- Yes, you are.
00:14:50.777 --> 00:14:53.286 align:center
You basically cried
when I smoked earlier.
00:14:53.388 --> 00:14:54.181 align:center
Yeah?
00:14:54.283 --> 00:14:56.122 align:center
Yeah, you're being a pussy.
00:14:57.084 --> 00:14:58.223 align:center
Yeah?
00:14:59.023 --> 00:15:00.357 align:center
Would a pussy do this?
00:15:01.356 --> 00:15:03.792 align:center
Oh, shit! Eli, that was sick!
00:15:03.894 --> 00:15:05.529 align:center
Thanks. Whew.
00:15:06.897 --> 00:15:07.826 align:center
Damn, dude.
00:15:12.941 --> 00:15:14.268 align:center
Get over here, motherfucker.
00:15:14.370 --> 00:15:16.505 align:center
Open up. Take a swig.
00:15:20.409 --> 00:15:22.148 align:center
- It's so smooth.
- Smooth, right?
00:15:24.184 --> 00:15:25.850 align:center
I say let's do it.
00:15:25.952 --> 00:15:27.480 align:center
I say let's go to the party.
00:15:27.582 --> 00:15:29.318 align:center
- I don't know, dude.
- Listen, okay?
00:15:29.420 --> 00:15:32.124 align:center
In a few hours,
you have a built-in excuse
00:15:32.226 --> 00:15:35.161 align:center
to kiss the newly single girl
of your dreams.
00:15:37.832 --> 00:15:39.132 align:center
Maybe it's the booze talking.
00:15:40.094 --> 00:15:41.233 align:center
But...
00:15:42.097 --> 00:15:43.165 align:center
fuck it, dude!
00:15:43.267 --> 00:15:44.903 align:center
Let's do it.
What, what, what...
00:15:45.005 --> 00:15:46.506 align:center
Fuck it, dude.
What are we doing?
00:15:46.608 --> 00:15:47.573 align:center
Fuck it! Let's go!
00:15:47.675 --> 00:15:48.935 align:center
My boy's en fuego.
00:15:51.845 --> 00:15:53.212 align:center
Let's go to the party.
00:15:53.314 --> 00:15:54.713 align:center
♪ I get knocked down ♪
00:15:54.815 --> 00:15:56.081 align:center
♪ But I get up again ♪
00:15:56.183 --> 00:15:57.815 align:center
♪ You're never gonna
keep me down ♪
00:15:57.917 --> 00:15:59.179 align:center
♪ I get knocked down ♪
00:15:59.281 --> 00:16:00.547 align:center
♪ But I get up again ♪
00:16:00.649 --> 00:16:02.452 align:center
♪ You're never gonna
keep me down ♪
00:16:04.254 --> 00:16:07.655 align:center
♪ Pissing the night away ♪
00:16:09.028 --> 00:16:11.957 align:center
♪ Pissing the night away ♪
00:16:12.059 --> 00:16:14.399 align:center
♪ He drinks a whiskey drink
He drinks a vodka drink ♪
00:16:14.501 --> 00:16:16.566 align:center
♪ He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink ♪
00:16:16.668 --> 00:16:18.365 align:center
♪ He sings songs that
remind him of the good times ♪
00:16:18.467 --> 00:16:20.039 align:center
- Dude.
- ♪ He sings the songs ♪
00:16:20.142 --> 00:16:22.037 align:center
♪ That remind him
of the better times ♪
00:16:22.139 --> 00:16:24.372 align:center
♪ Oh, Danny boy ♪
00:16:24.474 --> 00:16:27.305 align:center
♪ Danny boy ♪
00:16:27.407 --> 00:16:29.780 align:center
♪ Danny boy ♪
00:16:32.052 --> 00:16:33.014 align:center
- Yeah!
- We're doing it!
00:16:37.186 --> 00:16:38.818 align:center
Ah, I need a drink.
00:16:39.691 --> 00:16:40.655 align:center
No.
00:16:42.227 --> 00:16:44.027 align:center
What is Kelso doing here?
00:16:44.129 --> 00:16:45.860 align:center
Tonight, Kelso's our guide.
00:16:46.596 --> 00:16:48.464 align:center
No, no, no,
I'm not walking to the party
00:16:48.566 --> 00:16:51.066 align:center
- with some lame action figure.
- Ah, who cares?
00:16:51.168 --> 00:16:52.400 align:center
Just like what you like.
00:16:52.502 --> 00:16:54.006 align:center
And we can learn a lot
from Kelso.
00:16:54.108 --> 00:16:56.739 align:center
We could say
we have this for a reason.
00:16:56.841 --> 00:16:59.072 align:center
Because it was stuck in a copy
of The Giver at the library?
00:16:59.174 --> 00:17:00.276 align:center
Just watch.
00:17:00.378 --> 00:17:03.045 align:center
One of these days,
maybe even tonight,
00:17:03.147 --> 00:17:04.877 align:center
one of us is gonna use it.
00:17:12.054 --> 00:17:12.951 align:center
Damn.
00:17:15.663 --> 00:17:17.022 align:center
Everyone's here.
00:17:17.124 --> 00:17:18.997 align:center
♪ I'm craving for you ♪
00:17:19.099 --> 00:17:22.363 align:center
♪ I'm missing you like candy ♪
00:17:22.465 --> 00:17:24.265 align:center
- ♪ Yeah ♪
- ♪ Missing... ♪
00:17:28.608 --> 00:17:30.341 align:center
♪ Kill all that wack shit ♪
00:17:30.443 --> 00:17:32.438 align:center
♪ Ah, this is how we chill
from '93 'til ♪
00:17:34.145 --> 00:17:36.575 align:center
♪ Oh, Switchblade 327 ♪
00:17:36.677 --> 00:17:38.114 align:center
♪ Lit cigarette in his hand ♪
00:17:39.714 --> 00:17:43.716 align:center
♪ Something takes
a part of me ♪
00:17:43.819 --> 00:17:45.585 align:center
All right, let's do this.
00:17:55.768 --> 00:17:56.733 align:center
Andrea.
00:17:56.836 --> 00:17:58.437 align:center
Hey, Lisa.
00:17:58.539 --> 00:17:59.635 align:center
Hey.
00:18:07.540 --> 00:18:09.207 align:center
Dude. Dude, the mix.
00:18:09.309 --> 00:18:10.511 align:center
Oh, shit.
00:18:10.613 --> 00:18:12.252 align:center
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- The mix, yeah.
00:18:24.658 --> 00:18:26.159 align:center
♪ This thing right here ♪
00:18:28.236 --> 00:18:29.699 align:center
♪ Is letting
all the ladies know ♪
00:18:29.801 --> 00:18:32.338 align:center
- Oh, this is my song, Eli!
- ♪ What guys talk about ♪
00:18:33.704 --> 00:18:36.474 align:center
♪ You know
The finer things in life ♪
00:18:38.472 --> 00:18:39.540 align:center
♪ Check it out ♪
00:18:39.642 --> 00:18:41.445 align:center
♪ Ooh, that dress
so scandalous ♪
00:18:41.547 --> 00:18:43.448 align:center
♪ And you know another...
can't handle it ♪
00:18:43.550 --> 00:18:45.549 align:center
♪ So you shaking that thing
like who's the ish ♪
00:18:45.651 --> 00:18:47.716 align:center
♪ With a look in your eyes
so devilish, uh ♪
00:18:47.818 --> 00:18:49.286 align:center
♪ You like to dance
at all the hip-hop spots ♪
00:18:49.388 --> 00:18:50.384 align:center
♪ Then you cruise
to the crews ♪
00:18:50.486 --> 00:18:51.520 align:center
♪ Like connect the dots ♪
00:18:51.622 --> 00:18:53.192 align:center
♪ Not just urban
She likes the pop ♪
00:18:53.294 --> 00:18:54.953 align:center
♪ 'Cause she was
livin' la vida loca ♪
00:18:55.055 --> 00:18:57.393 align:center
♪ She had dumps
like a truck, truck, truck ♪
00:18:57.495 --> 00:18:59.429 align:center
♪ Thighs like
what, what, what ♪
00:18:59.531 --> 00:19:01.528 align:center
♪ Baby, move
your butt, butt, butt ♪
00:19:01.630 --> 00:19:02.829 align:center
♪ I think I'll sing it again ♪
00:19:02.931 --> 00:19:05.302 align:center
♪ She had dumps
like a truck, truck, truck ♪
00:19:05.404 --> 00:19:07.235 align:center
♪ Thighs like
what, what, what ♪
00:19:07.337 --> 00:19:09.408 align:center
♪ All night long ♪
00:19:09.510 --> 00:19:11.476 align:center
♪ Let me see that thong ♪
00:19:11.578 --> 00:19:13.345 align:center
♪ I like it when the beat goes
Da na da na ♪
00:19:13.447 --> 00:19:14.709 align:center
♪ Baby, make your booty go
Da na da na ♪
00:19:14.811 --> 00:19:16.580 align:center
- ♪ Baby! ♪
- ♪ I know you wanna show ♪
00:19:16.682 --> 00:19:19.011 align:center
♪ Da na da na, that thong
thong, thong, thong ♪
00:19:19.113 --> 00:19:20.814 align:center
♪ I like it when the beat goes
Da na da na ♪
00:19:20.916 --> 00:19:22.182 align:center
♪ Baby, make your booty go
Da na da na ♪
00:19:22.284 --> 00:19:23.487 align:center
Hey!
00:19:23.589 --> 00:19:24.851 align:center
♪ Girl, I know you wanna show
Da na da na ♪
00:19:24.953 --> 00:19:27.053 align:center
♪ That thong,
thong, thong, thong, listen ♪
00:19:27.155 --> 00:19:28.855 align:center
- ♪ That girl's so scandalous ♪
- Hey! Ho! Hey! Ho!
00:19:28.957 --> 00:19:30.793 align:center
♪ And I know another...
couldn't handle it ♪
00:19:30.895 --> 00:19:32.859 align:center
♪ And she's shaking that thing
like who's the ish ♪
00:19:32.961 --> 00:19:34.994 align:center
♪ With a look in her eyes
so devilish, uh ♪
00:19:35.096 --> 00:19:36.564 align:center
♪ She like to dance
at all the hip-hop spots ♪
00:19:36.666 --> 00:19:37.662 align:center
♪ And she cruise
to the crews ♪
00:19:37.764 --> 00:19:38.864 align:center
♪ Like connect the dots ♪
00:19:38.966 --> 00:19:40.602 align:center
♪ Not just urban
She likes the pop ♪
00:19:40.704 --> 00:19:42.605 align:center
♪ 'Cause she was
livin' la vida loca ♪
00:19:42.707 --> 00:19:44.738 align:center
♪ She had dumps
like a truck, truck, truck ♪
00:19:44.840 --> 00:19:46.712 align:center
♪ Thighs like
what, what, what... ♪
00:19:46.814 --> 00:19:47.974 align:center
Miss Booze Bolt.
00:19:49.150 --> 00:19:50.176 align:center
So you didn't
get arrested, huh?
00:19:50.279 --> 00:19:51.348 align:center
No, I did.
00:19:51.450 --> 00:19:53.051 align:center
It's just I snuck out
for the party.
00:19:53.153 --> 00:19:54.848 align:center
Oh, that's good. That's good.
00:19:54.950 --> 00:19:57.189 align:center
Yeah, yeah. You do not want
to miss Cory Flock
00:19:57.291 --> 00:19:59.722 align:center
spitting game
with a full-on boner.
00:20:00.356 --> 00:20:01.860 align:center
Oh, my God.
00:20:01.962 --> 00:20:02.993 align:center
That is disturbing.
00:20:03.095 --> 00:20:05.323 align:center
Um, is Raleigh good?
00:20:05.425 --> 00:20:06.426 align:center
Yeah.
00:20:06.528 --> 00:20:07.894 align:center
Oh, I'm... I don't know.
00:20:07.996 --> 00:20:11.003 align:center
It's just kind of weird how,
uh, people change.
00:20:11.105 --> 00:20:13.204 align:center
Yeah. No, I'll never change.
00:20:13.306 --> 00:20:14.966 align:center
- Hmm.
- Unless there's something
00:20:15.069 --> 00:20:16.436 align:center
that you think should
be different about me.
00:20:16.538 --> 00:20:17.703 align:center
I'll... I'll...
00:20:17.805 --> 00:20:19.440 align:center
I'll change
in an instant for...
00:20:19.542 --> 00:20:21.178 align:center
You ever considered a haircut?
00:20:21.280 --> 00:20:22.644 align:center
I didn't expect you to come up
00:20:22.746 --> 00:20:24.112 align:center
with an answer right away.
00:20:24.214 --> 00:20:25.313 align:center
There she is.
00:20:25.415 --> 00:20:26.718 align:center
What's up, little guy?
00:20:27.354 --> 00:20:28.614 align:center
- Soccer Chris.
- Uh-oh.
00:20:28.716 --> 00:20:30.050 align:center
Laura, what are you drinking?
00:20:30.152 --> 00:20:33.191 align:center
- Hope it's not vodka.
- Oh, my God. No, no, guys.
00:20:33.293 --> 00:20:34.623 align:center
Please,
I thought the vodka man
00:20:34.725 --> 00:20:36.625 align:center
was banished
after the snowboarding trip.
00:20:36.727 --> 00:20:39.326 align:center
Never. Where there's vodka,
I'll be drunk.
00:20:41.399 --> 00:20:43.095 align:center
It's so fucking funny!
00:20:46.104 --> 00:20:47.532 align:center
Hey, shots.
00:20:47.634 --> 00:20:49.601 align:center
Kitchen. Let's go.
00:20:49.703 --> 00:20:50.769 align:center
Let's go. Come on, yeah.
00:20:50.871 --> 00:20:52.471 align:center
Okay, all right, sorry.
00:20:52.573 --> 00:20:54.045 align:center
Later, Eli.
00:20:54.147 --> 00:20:55.514 align:center
See you, vodka man.
00:20:56.245 --> 00:20:57.175 align:center
Hey, man.
00:20:57.985 --> 00:20:59.080 align:center
Do you like Laura?
00:20:59.483 --> 00:21:02.252 align:center
Um, I don't... I don't know.
00:21:02.354 --> 00:21:03.651 align:center
'Cause, um, I was gonna say
00:21:03.753 --> 00:21:05.557 align:center
if you're thinking about
going for it,
00:21:06.092 --> 00:21:07.823 align:center
definitely don't.
00:21:08.557 --> 00:21:09.858 align:center
You're a fucking dud.
00:21:10.790 --> 00:21:11.896 align:center
Peace.
00:21:11.998 --> 00:21:12.960 align:center
Goddamn it.
00:21:16.399 --> 00:21:18.196 align:center
Nice Kostons, poser.
00:21:21.335 --> 00:21:23.101 align:center
What up, what up, what up,
what up, what up, what up?
00:21:23.203 --> 00:21:25.770 align:center
It's your boy, Farkas,
coming at you live.
00:21:25.873 --> 00:21:28.914 align:center
It's 1999 and we getting high.
00:21:29.016 --> 00:21:30.715 align:center
And drunk!
00:21:30.817 --> 00:21:32.950 align:center
What's up, y'all? Let's say
what's up to the crew, man.
00:21:33.052 --> 00:21:35.086 align:center
Yeah! Ash!
00:21:35.188 --> 00:21:36.851 align:center
Fucking crazy bitch.
00:21:36.953 --> 00:21:38.589 align:center
Give me back my camera,
you fucking asshole.
00:21:38.691 --> 00:21:40.259 align:center
Man, are you listening
to this bozo?
00:21:40.361 --> 00:21:41.521 align:center
Dude,
are you hearing this shit?
00:21:41.623 --> 00:21:42.587 align:center
Are you for real, man?
00:21:42.689 --> 00:21:43.956 align:center
Ash, yo, please,
00:21:44.059 --> 00:21:45.462 align:center
please tell me
you're getting this shit.
00:21:45.564 --> 00:21:46.693 align:center
- Are you seeing this?
- I can see it.
00:21:46.795 --> 00:21:48.695 align:center
Yo, I mean, be real, dog.
00:21:48.797 --> 00:21:50.595 align:center
Nobody can touch Limp, obviously.
00:21:50.697 --> 00:21:51.899 align:center
- Trash.
- Come on.
00:21:52.001 --> 00:21:53.703 align:center
- Fred Durst?
- Man, fucking shut the fuck up
00:21:53.805 --> 00:21:55.574 align:center
before I fuck your ass up,
man. What the fuck?
00:21:55.676 --> 00:21:58.004 align:center
I don't listen to that
mainstream fucking bullshit.
00:21:58.106 --> 00:21:59.512 align:center
Yeah, you don't listen
to mainstream bullshit,
00:21:59.614 --> 00:22:01.075 align:center
'cause you're a pretentious
fucking ding-dong.
00:22:01.177 --> 00:22:03.678 align:center
What's the matter with you?
All right, whatever.
00:22:03.780 --> 00:22:05.617 align:center
Then name something
better then.
00:22:06.185 --> 00:22:07.485 align:center
Okay, I will.
00:22:07.588 --> 00:22:10.586 align:center
Gift of Gab, Del,
Freestyle Fellowship.
00:22:10.688 --> 00:22:12.722 align:center
Literally anyone
on Soundbombing II.
00:22:12.824 --> 00:22:15.757 align:center
Underground MCs
spit like real shit.
00:22:15.859 --> 00:22:17.022 align:center
- Truth. Always.
- Yeah, real shit.
00:22:17.125 --> 00:22:18.496 align:center
Yeah, nothing
that you would know about.
00:22:18.598 --> 00:22:20.099 align:center
- Yeah, okay, whatever.
- All you listen to
00:22:20.201 --> 00:22:21.463 align:center
is that corporate bullshit.
00:22:21.566 --> 00:22:23.000 align:center
- Uh-huh.
- Yeah, you're a drone.
00:22:23.102 --> 00:22:24.268 align:center
I'm a drone?
00:22:24.370 --> 00:22:25.532 align:center
Oh, yeah, I'm a sucker, huh?
00:22:25.634 --> 00:22:26.736 align:center
Well, guess what, bitch?
00:22:26.838 --> 00:22:29.404 align:center
Your cup is not
in your fucking hand, bitch.
00:22:29.506 --> 00:22:30.803 align:center
That's real as fuck.
00:22:30.905 --> 00:22:32.211 align:center
What you gonna do about it, huh?
00:22:32.313 --> 00:22:33.276 align:center
What you gonna do about it, huh?
00:22:37.582 --> 00:22:39.651 align:center
That shit is fucking sick, man.
00:22:41.155 --> 00:22:43.285 align:center
Yo, Eli. Over here, dude.
00:22:43.387 --> 00:22:45.717 align:center
This is my boy, Eli.
00:22:45.819 --> 00:22:47.624 align:center
He took this loser Kiwi in
00:22:47.726 --> 00:22:50.361 align:center
when I first moved here
in seventh grade.
00:22:50.463 --> 00:22:51.824 align:center
We saw our first
pair of titties
00:22:51.926 --> 00:22:53.891 align:center
on an episode of Arliss.
You know?
00:22:53.993 --> 00:22:55.432 align:center
And uh, the Ocarina incident.
00:22:55.534 --> 00:22:56.863 align:center
I'll always be sorry
about that.
00:22:56.965 --> 00:22:58.203 align:center
Wait,
what's the Ocarina incident?
00:22:58.306 --> 00:22:59.802 align:center
- Oh, no.
- Okay, so last summer,
00:22:59.904 --> 00:23:02.835 align:center
he's basically using me
to play Ocarina of Time.
00:23:02.937 --> 00:23:04.375 align:center
Oh,
that weird video game?
00:23:04.477 --> 00:23:06.205 align:center
Yeah,
so he goes to the bathroom
00:23:07.115 --> 00:23:08.548 align:center
and I think to myself,
00:23:09.584 --> 00:23:11.680 align:center
I'm gonna pee in his coke.
00:23:11.782 --> 00:23:13.815 align:center
- No!
- Yeah, just a little bit.
00:23:13.917 --> 00:23:15.386 align:center
I just wanted to see
if he would notice.
00:23:15.488 --> 00:23:16.883 align:center
Oh my God,
you drank piss.
00:23:16.985 --> 00:23:18.454 align:center
Yeah,
I guess he likes piss.
00:23:18.556 --> 00:23:20.557 align:center
So, where's your girlfriend?
00:23:20.659 --> 00:23:22.621 align:center
Dude, enough
with the goddamn condom.
00:23:23.123 --> 00:23:24.661 align:center
Why are you being an asshole
right now?
00:23:24.763 --> 00:23:27.126 align:center
Dude, what?
No, you should be thanking me.
00:23:27.228 --> 00:23:29.462 align:center
I'm... I'm doing all the work
for both of us.
00:23:29.564 --> 00:23:30.867 align:center
All the work?
00:23:30.969 --> 00:23:32.938 align:center
You just told half the school
that I drank your piss.
00:23:33.040 --> 00:23:34.134 align:center
Jesus Christ.
00:23:34.236 --> 00:23:37.541 align:center
We came here for you,
so you could get with Laura.
00:23:37.643 --> 00:23:40.245 align:center
My God.
Piss-mouth likes Laura?
00:23:40.348 --> 00:23:41.741 align:center
Like, what do you want
from me?
00:23:41.843 --> 00:23:43.512 align:center
I can't make friends for you,
00:23:43.615 --> 00:23:45.277 align:center
and I can't kiss Laura
for you.
00:23:49.552 --> 00:23:51.591 align:center
Look, fuck you, man.
00:23:54.492 --> 00:23:55.691 align:center
Almost midnight!
00:23:55.793 --> 00:23:57.597 align:center
Ooh!
I'm right after you, baby!
00:24:00.935 --> 00:24:01.898 align:center
Laura?
00:24:13.879 --> 00:24:15.711 align:center
This bed is crazy.
00:24:15.813 --> 00:24:17.782 align:center
We could do mad positions
on this thing.
00:24:18.182 --> 00:24:19.247 align:center
Oh.
00:24:20.617 --> 00:24:22.853 align:center
Enjoying the show, perv?
00:24:23.751 --> 00:24:24.951 align:center
Here we go!
00:24:25.053 --> 00:24:30.157 align:center
Ten, nine,
eight, seven, six,
00:24:30.259 --> 00:24:32.097 align:center
five...
00:24:32.199 --> 00:24:34.933 align:center
...four, three,
00:24:35.035 --> 00:24:37.767 align:center
two, one!
00:24:37.869 --> 00:24:39.639 align:center
♪ I've got a head
full of drought ♪
00:24:40.471 --> 00:24:41.933 align:center
♪ Down here ♪
00:24:42.035 --> 00:24:45.007 align:center
♪ So far off losing out ♪
00:24:45.773 --> 00:24:47.979 align:center
♪ Round here ♪
00:24:48.281 --> 00:24:50.177 align:center
♪ Overground ♪
00:24:51.384 --> 00:24:53.177 align:center
♪ Watch this space ♪
00:24:59.455 --> 00:25:00.385 align:center
Dude.
00:25:01.162 --> 00:25:02.156 align:center
You're the man.
00:25:03.095 --> 00:25:04.022 align:center
Yo.
00:25:04.124 --> 00:25:05.830 align:center
It'll happen
for you, too, bro.
00:25:06.866 --> 00:25:10.498 align:center
No, I know. I just feel like
a fucking nobody.
00:25:11.001 --> 00:25:12.731 align:center
Don't fucking say that, okay?
This is...
00:25:13.067 --> 00:25:15.106 align:center
This is gonna be
our year, okay?
00:25:15.208 --> 00:25:16.441 align:center
No, fuck that.
00:25:16.543 --> 00:25:17.842 align:center
This is gonna
be our millennium.
00:25:19.773 --> 00:25:20.911 align:center
Lord Sticky?
00:25:22.214 --> 00:25:23.313 align:center
Yeah.
00:25:24.811 --> 00:25:26.046 align:center
Hey!
00:25:32.159 --> 00:25:34.158 align:center
Y2K is real.
00:25:47.037 --> 00:25:49.607 align:center
No!
00:25:49.709 --> 00:25:51.070 align:center
What the fuck!
00:25:51.172 --> 00:25:52.910 align:center
Stop, stop, stop!
00:26:07.757 --> 00:26:09.361 align:center
Fuck!
00:26:09.463 --> 00:26:11.159 align:center
My parents are gonna kill me!
00:26:14.266 --> 00:26:15.262 align:center
Aiden.
00:26:16.568 --> 00:26:17.935 align:center
Shit!
00:26:20.903 --> 00:26:23.072 align:center
It's...
00:26:23.870 --> 00:26:25.140 align:center
It's the bed.
00:26:25.972 --> 00:26:27.411 align:center
The bed did it.
00:26:27.513 --> 00:26:28.979 align:center
Raleigh, what happened?
00:26:34.248 --> 00:26:37.589 align:center
The bed started jerking
up and down.
00:26:37.691 --> 00:26:39.323 align:center
- Bullshit!
- It launched him.
00:26:39.425 --> 00:26:40.355 align:center
She killed Aiden.
00:26:42.022 --> 00:26:43.357 align:center
Uh, did anyone see that?
00:26:43.459 --> 00:26:45.860 align:center
We need to call an ambulance.
The cops. His... his parents.
00:26:45.962 --> 00:26:46.961 align:center
Let me just think
for a minute.
00:26:47.063 --> 00:26:48.600 align:center
- Soccer Chris?
- It's... It's the house.
00:26:48.702 --> 00:26:50.965 align:center
This is your brain on drugs, folks.
00:26:51.067 --> 00:26:52.633 align:center
Chick's been rolling
since homecoming.
00:26:52.735 --> 00:26:53.967 align:center
Soccer Chris.
00:26:54.069 --> 00:26:55.474 align:center
- Somebody's dead.
- I know, Laura.
00:26:55.576 --> 00:26:57.936 align:center
- Yo, Soccer Chris.
- It's Chris.
00:26:58.038 --> 00:26:59.944 align:center
Not fucking Soccer Chris.
00:27:00.779 --> 00:27:02.778 align:center
And who the fuck are you
anyway?
00:27:02.880 --> 00:27:04.042 align:center
Dude,
that's Piss-mouth.
00:27:04.144 --> 00:27:06.283 align:center
Yeah, he drank piss.
00:27:08.683 --> 00:27:09.681 align:center
Sorry.
00:27:15.892 --> 00:27:17.328 align:center
What's that?
00:27:30.708 --> 00:27:33.043 align:center
Damn, that's pimp as hell.
00:27:39.915 --> 00:27:41.920 align:center
Who's controlling the car?
00:27:48.524 --> 00:27:49.587 align:center
Huh?
00:27:57.702 --> 00:27:59.137 align:center
Someone's on the net.
00:28:12.450 --> 00:28:13.479 align:center
Dumbass.
00:28:13.914 --> 00:28:15.219 align:center
I use gel.
00:28:18.592 --> 00:28:19.690 align:center
You've got mail.
00:28:36.903 --> 00:28:38.240 align:center
Raleigh!
00:28:47.587 --> 00:28:49.284 align:center
Oh, my God!
00:29:03.469 --> 00:29:04.800 align:center
Cory Flock.
00:29:12.909 --> 00:29:14.375 align:center
Thank you. Thank you.
00:29:15.713 --> 00:29:16.713 align:center
Laura, let's roll.
00:29:16.815 --> 00:29:18.075 align:center
We... We need to find Raleigh.
00:29:18.177 --> 00:29:19.744 align:center
Fuck that. Come on.
00:29:19.846 --> 00:29:20.953 align:center
No.
00:29:21.420 --> 00:29:22.421 align:center
Fine.
00:29:22.523 --> 00:29:23.686 align:center
Die with these losers.
00:29:23.788 --> 00:29:25.383 align:center
Guess I will, asshole.
00:29:25.485 --> 00:29:27.592 align:center
Um, don't admit
that we're losers.
00:29:35.269 --> 00:29:36.232 align:center
Go, go.
00:29:37.767 --> 00:29:38.938 align:center
Dude, score.
00:29:45.411 --> 00:29:46.374 align:center
Help!
00:29:46.776 --> 00:29:47.874 align:center
Let us in!
00:29:47.976 --> 00:29:49.674 align:center
- Come on.
- Laura...
00:29:50.316 --> 00:29:51.212 align:center
Hey.
00:29:51.314 --> 00:29:52.980 align:center
I've been looking for you.
00:30:14.740 --> 00:30:15.735 align:center
We're gonna die. Fuck.
00:30:15.837 --> 00:30:16.802 align:center
Screw it.
00:30:18.975 --> 00:30:20.743 align:center
Five, six, seven, eight!
00:30:24.979 --> 00:30:26.076 align:center
Shit.
00:30:26.178 --> 00:30:28.485 align:center
Tae Bo, bitch!
00:30:28.921 --> 00:30:31.254 align:center
Oh, fuck.
Fuckin' Billy Blanks.
00:30:32.020 --> 00:30:33.124 align:center
Holy shit!
00:30:34.555 --> 00:30:36.424 align:center
Damn, Big Nut!
Saved the motherfuckin' day.
00:30:36.526 --> 00:30:38.322 align:center
- Yeah, I guess so.
- Yeah, well, eat shit.
00:30:39.833 --> 00:30:42.001 align:center
Open up
the motherfucking door!
00:30:44.203 --> 00:30:47.072 align:center
Yo, you just fuckin' chillin'
in here dolo?
00:30:48.134 --> 00:30:49.470 align:center
Hello. Danny.
00:30:50.137 --> 00:30:51.238 align:center
Move, pussy.
00:30:55.316 --> 00:30:56.213 align:center
Laura.
00:30:57.143 --> 00:30:58.446 align:center
We gotta go.
00:31:05.158 --> 00:31:06.485 align:center
What the hell
is going on out there?
00:31:06.588 --> 00:31:07.990 align:center
They're, like,
combining or something.
00:31:08.092 --> 00:31:09.759 align:center
Dude,
a Tamagotchi just drilled
00:31:09.861 --> 00:31:11.261 align:center
through a chick's head.
00:31:11.363 --> 00:31:13.899 align:center
What if it's... What if
it's only Soccer Chris' house?
00:31:14.001 --> 00:31:15.863 align:center
No,
it could be the whole town.
00:31:15.965 --> 00:31:17.334 align:center
Wake up, numbnuts.
00:31:17.436 --> 00:31:19.696 align:center
We're talking Y2K here, okay?
Global Computer Apocalypse.
00:31:19.799 --> 00:31:21.505 align:center
But they predicted it.
They knew it was coming.
00:31:21.607 --> 00:31:22.401 align:center
What gives?
00:31:22.503 --> 00:31:24.403 align:center
Do I have to spell it out
for you, man?
00:31:24.505 --> 00:31:26.745 align:center
President Blowjob.
He planned it all.
00:31:26.847 --> 00:31:28.374 align:center
Society's fucking
dumb as hell.
00:31:28.476 --> 00:31:30.277 align:center
- Just let it burn.
- Yeah, fuck yeah.
00:31:30.379 --> 00:31:32.211 align:center
I say we just rebuild
from the ashes.
00:31:32.313 --> 00:31:34.152 align:center
Whoa, enough, Anarchy Squad.
00:31:35.654 --> 00:31:36.814 align:center
It's a bug.
00:31:38.125 --> 00:31:40.551 align:center
AI consciousness pushing
a sentient worm command
00:31:40.653 --> 00:31:43.659 align:center
to every processing chip
around the world.
00:31:43.761 --> 00:31:45.196 align:center
Translation?
00:31:46.226 --> 00:31:48.433 align:center
Goodbye, human race.
00:31:48.535 --> 00:31:49.495 align:center
What the fuck?
00:31:49.598 --> 00:31:51.298 align:center
So now Shitney Spears
thinks she's a hacker?
00:31:51.400 --> 00:31:53.099 align:center
Whoa,
she knows more than you do.
00:31:53.201 --> 00:31:54.468 align:center
Laura's a coding whiz.
00:31:54.570 --> 00:31:56.769 align:center
A girl
that knows computers? My ass.
00:31:56.871 --> 00:31:59.207 align:center
Yeah, she practically built
the entire Crawford web portal
00:31:59.309 --> 00:32:01.311 align:center
on her own.
It's... It's pretty sick.
00:32:02.111 --> 00:32:03.541 align:center
Eli, put your boner away.
00:32:03.643 --> 00:32:05.778 align:center
God, we're so fucked.
00:32:05.880 --> 00:32:08.883 align:center
God, somebody tell this bitch
to stop crying all the time.
00:32:08.985 --> 00:32:10.018 align:center
We need a plan.
00:32:10.121 --> 00:32:12.118 align:center
Yo, let's just
hotwire the Benz
00:32:12.220 --> 00:32:13.222 align:center
and roll the fuck out.
00:32:13.324 --> 00:32:14.452 align:center
What happens
when you turn that thing on
00:32:14.554 --> 00:32:15.724 align:center
and it tries
to fucking kill us?
00:32:15.826 --> 00:32:16.962 align:center
Bring it, bitch.
00:32:17.064 --> 00:32:18.993 align:center
I'll be riding that shit
straight to Kabul.
00:32:20.660 --> 00:32:22.265 align:center
Do you ever listen
to yourself?
00:32:22.367 --> 00:32:23.798 align:center
I listen to your mom
jacking me off.
00:32:23.900 --> 00:32:25.164 align:center
The old factory.
00:32:25.266 --> 00:32:26.501 align:center
We go to the old factory.
00:32:26.603 --> 00:32:28.071 align:center
- The stoner kickback?
- Garrett's thing?
00:32:28.173 --> 00:32:29.969 align:center
It's safe.
No electricity.
00:32:30.071 --> 00:32:31.074 align:center
No computers.
00:32:31.176 --> 00:32:33.243 align:center
And Jonas, my boyf...
my ex-boyfriend,
00:32:33.345 --> 00:32:34.910 align:center
he's an engineering major.
He'll know what to do.
00:32:35.012 --> 00:32:36.214 align:center
Yeah. No, dude.
00:32:36.316 --> 00:32:38.512 align:center
I'm not listening to
binary code Barbie over here.
00:32:38.614 --> 00:32:40.749 align:center
And I'm definitely
not going to fucking listen
00:32:40.851 --> 00:32:42.053 align:center
to the dumbass
00:32:42.156 --> 00:32:44.189 align:center
that pissed in the other
fucking dumbass's Pepsi.
00:32:45.121 --> 00:32:47.126 align:center
You know what, Fark-ass?
00:32:47.694 --> 00:32:48.787 align:center
Shut the fuck up!
00:32:48.889 --> 00:32:50.427 align:center
Yeah, yeah, shut the fuck up,
00:32:50.529 --> 00:32:52.631 align:center
'cause me and Eli have been
dealing with your shit forever
00:32:52.733 --> 00:32:53.997 align:center
and we're sick of it.
00:32:54.099 --> 00:32:55.765 align:center
You know,
you can do what you want,
00:32:55.867 --> 00:32:56.967 align:center
but the rest of us,
00:32:57.069 --> 00:32:58.200 align:center
we're going
to the old factory.
00:32:58.302 --> 00:33:01.239 align:center
And you're invited, motherfucker.
00:33:02.469 --> 00:33:04.341 align:center
Yep, and it was Coke, bitch.
00:33:07.212 --> 00:33:08.639 align:center
Please don't!
00:33:08.741 --> 00:33:10.815 align:center
Oh, my God, it's coming!
We're fucked!
00:33:10.918 --> 00:33:13.048 align:center
- Wait.
- Help me!
00:33:16.751 --> 00:33:18.921 align:center
Grab a bike, grab a board,
grab whatever you can.
00:33:23.493 --> 00:33:26.128 align:center
Yo, I almost made
X Games Prelims in '97.
00:33:26.230 --> 00:33:27.632 align:center
About to tear
these streets up.
00:33:31.864 --> 00:33:33.898 align:center
I got the door.
00:33:35.435 --> 00:33:36.637 align:center
Let's do it, Big Nut.
00:33:39.571 --> 00:33:41.140 align:center
Ah, fuck!
00:33:41.242 --> 00:33:42.946 align:center
Okay, on three.
00:33:43.048 --> 00:33:44.242 align:center
Three, two...
00:33:44.344 --> 00:33:46.283 align:center
Fuck, Eli.
00:33:46.385 --> 00:33:47.950 align:center
Your forgetful ass
will be screwed without me.
00:33:51.285 --> 00:33:52.884 align:center
Danny!
00:33:54.120 --> 00:33:55.526 align:center
Eli!
00:33:58.791 --> 00:34:00.894 align:center
Oh, fuck. Come on. Come on.
00:34:09.141 --> 00:34:10.605 align:center
- Get back!
- Fuck!
00:34:12.605 --> 00:34:13.808 align:center
Come on, Sticky. We gotta go.
00:34:15.642 --> 00:34:17.779 align:center
Come on.
00:34:21.684 --> 00:34:23.216 align:center
We're getting
out of here, man, let's go.
00:34:23.318 --> 00:34:24.286 align:center
Yo, get the door!
00:34:24.388 --> 00:34:26.858 align:center
I think I'm just gonna
chill here.
00:34:26.960 --> 00:34:28.859 align:center
No, no, man, I got you.
00:34:32.693 --> 00:34:35.831 align:center
I was...
I was pretty smooth tonight.
00:34:37.771 --> 00:34:38.798 align:center
Man, you're so...
00:34:39.840 --> 00:34:41.100 align:center
I can never be that cool.
00:34:41.202 --> 00:34:42.237 align:center
Come on!
00:34:42.339 --> 00:34:43.869 align:center
Eli...
00:34:47.076 --> 00:34:48.445 align:center
just do you.
00:34:54.148 --> 00:34:55.419 align:center
Take it.
00:35:01.554 --> 00:35:03.025 align:center
- Come on.
- Let's bounce.
00:35:03.127 --> 00:35:04.491 align:center
Let's get out of here.
00:35:04.593 --> 00:35:06.060 align:center
Let's go
before the garage door
00:35:06.162 --> 00:35:07.299 align:center
fucking kills us.
00:35:08.066 --> 00:35:10.128 align:center
Come on, Eli, we gotta go.
00:35:12.002 --> 00:35:13.338 align:center
We gotta go now.
00:35:18.172 --> 00:35:19.377 align:center
Come on.
00:35:31.886 --> 00:35:33.622 align:center
That was fucking close.
00:35:34.892 --> 00:35:36.160 align:center
Oh, shit.
00:35:38.327 --> 00:35:39.925 align:center
Go time, motherfuckers.
00:35:41.234 --> 00:35:42.529 align:center
♪ It's just
one of those days ♪
00:35:42.631 --> 00:35:43.661 align:center
♪ Where you don't
wanna wake up ♪
00:35:43.763 --> 00:35:44.866 align:center
Whoa!
00:35:46.035 --> 00:35:47.339 align:center
Oh, snap.
00:35:49.138 --> 00:35:50.441 align:center
Fuck, dude!
00:35:54.547 --> 00:35:57.815 align:center
Hey, get up. Get up, man.
00:35:57.917 --> 00:35:58.984 align:center
Fucking get up, man.
00:35:59.086 --> 00:36:01.046 align:center
He's iced, come on.
00:36:01.148 --> 00:36:02.321 align:center
No.
00:36:04.951 --> 00:36:06.853 align:center
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, no, no, no!
00:36:10.756 --> 00:36:12.223 align:center
Come on, we gotta go.
00:36:12.325 --> 00:36:13.497 align:center
Fuck.
00:37:31.671 --> 00:37:33.043 align:center
Everybody cool?
00:37:33.145 --> 00:37:34.776 align:center
The hell do you think?
00:37:42.019 --> 00:37:42.916 align:center
Whoa!
00:37:43.952 --> 00:37:46.620 align:center
Look, I know Big Nut
got merked or whatever,
00:37:46.722 --> 00:37:48.088 align:center
but you gotta keep
your fucking cool.
00:37:48.190 --> 00:37:49.725 align:center
Fuck you.
00:37:50.460 --> 00:37:52.156 align:center
Okay, fuck you too, then. God!
00:37:55.430 --> 00:37:56.633 align:center
Your camera.
00:37:57.731 --> 00:37:59.095 align:center
- Hell no.
- It's one of them.
00:37:59.198 --> 00:38:00.898 align:center
It's gonna kill us the first
chance it gets.
00:38:01.000 --> 00:38:03.902 align:center
That's, like,
racism against machines.
00:38:04.005 --> 00:38:06.472 align:center
We don't know
how this shit works, you know?
00:38:06.574 --> 00:38:07.876 align:center
Maybe they're not all bad.
00:38:07.978 --> 00:38:10.182 align:center
- You really wanna risk that?
- Exactly. We need to kill it.
00:38:10.284 --> 00:38:11.609 align:center
It took me years
to save up for this.
00:38:11.711 --> 00:38:13.345 align:center
Our friends are dead.
00:38:14.014 --> 00:38:15.784 align:center
Or... Or were they just
your fuck buddies?
00:38:22.158 --> 00:38:23.154 align:center
Damn.
00:38:31.003 --> 00:38:32.229 align:center
Hey, come on.
00:38:34.467 --> 00:38:35.672 align:center
Sorry.
00:38:36.708 --> 00:38:40.072 align:center
Just something stupid
that me and Danny do.
00:38:40.880 --> 00:38:42.679 align:center
Or did.
00:38:46.078 --> 00:38:48.245 align:center
He was lucky
to have a friend like you.
00:39:00.327 --> 00:39:01.258 align:center
Oh!
00:39:03.101 --> 00:39:04.162 align:center
Strong water.
00:39:15.276 --> 00:39:16.548 align:center
Yo.
00:39:17.182 --> 00:39:19.212 align:center
Uh, got any herb?
00:39:20.618 --> 00:39:22.719 align:center
If I did,
I wouldn't waste it on you.
00:39:30.958 --> 00:39:32.762 align:center
First time I got baked
was right here.
00:39:33.561 --> 00:39:34.863 align:center
No shit. Me, too.
00:39:36.262 --> 00:39:38.537 align:center
No, I swear. Last day
of school, eighth grade,
00:39:38.639 --> 00:39:40.738 align:center
me and the POI crew swiped
from my sister's stash.
00:39:40.840 --> 00:39:41.871 align:center
Who?
00:39:41.973 --> 00:39:43.070 align:center
POI.
00:39:43.572 --> 00:39:45.137 align:center
Prophets of Intelligence.
00:39:46.278 --> 00:39:47.372 align:center
It's my hip-hop crew.
00:39:48.810 --> 00:39:50.448 align:center
I don't know.
It's just like...
00:39:50.551 --> 00:39:52.312 align:center
It's just shit
that actually makes you think.
00:39:52.414 --> 00:39:54.085 align:center
God.
00:39:54.187 --> 00:39:56.082 align:center
Get over yourself, bro.
00:40:00.653 --> 00:40:02.088 align:center
Sixth grade.
00:40:02.655 --> 00:40:03.793 align:center
Cut class.
00:40:04.861 --> 00:40:07.291 align:center
I rolled the skaggiest joint
of all time.
00:40:11.871 --> 00:40:12.835 align:center
Yo.
00:40:13.770 --> 00:40:14.668 align:center
♪ I wish I could go back ♪
00:40:14.770 --> 00:40:16.267 align:center
♪ To how things were before ♪
00:40:17.269 --> 00:40:19.336 align:center
♪ Swiping beers
from the corner store ♪
00:40:20.747 --> 00:40:23.047 align:center
♪ Chilling, and drinking,
and smoking, and shit ♪
00:40:23.449 --> 00:40:25.881 align:center
♪ Year 2000 can suck my dick ♪
00:40:27.548 --> 00:40:28.686 align:center
Weak flow.
00:40:30.023 --> 00:40:31.122 align:center
Step up, then.
00:40:31.224 --> 00:40:32.749 align:center
Really want this dopeness?
00:40:32.851 --> 00:40:34.626 align:center
- Yeah.
- Uh, okay.
00:40:39.691 --> 00:40:41.091 align:center
Check it.
00:40:41.193 --> 00:40:43.134 align:center
♪ Intellects, intersect ♪
00:40:43.236 --> 00:40:44.462 align:center
♪ Redirect, reconnect ♪
00:40:44.565 --> 00:40:45.668 align:center
♪ Why? ♪
00:40:45.770 --> 00:40:48.001 align:center
♪ Because my third eye
opens wide ♪
00:40:48.103 --> 00:40:50.334 align:center
♪ I fly too high
in a multidimensional sky ♪
00:40:57.379 --> 00:40:58.309 align:center
Damn.
00:40:59.481 --> 00:41:00.784 align:center
That sucked ass.
00:41:01.816 --> 00:41:03.080 align:center
We should keep moving.
00:41:03.182 --> 00:41:05.283 align:center
The old factory's close.
00:41:08.024 --> 00:41:09.855 align:center
You guys think
they'll still do graduation?
00:41:09.957 --> 00:41:11.622 align:center
It's the end
of the world.
00:41:12.325 --> 00:41:14.061 align:center
I don't know.
They still might do it.
00:41:19.635 --> 00:41:20.701 align:center
I'm just saying,
00:41:20.803 --> 00:41:22.667 align:center
if it's on MTV,
it fucking sucks.
00:41:22.769 --> 00:41:24.002 align:center
Jesus Christ.
00:41:24.104 --> 00:41:25.776 align:center
I kind of like it all,
you know?
00:41:26.972 --> 00:41:28.779 align:center
I don't really like music.
00:41:31.645 --> 00:41:33.248 align:center
What the fuck?
00:41:33.884 --> 00:41:36.017 align:center
Why are popular kids
allowed to be so boring?
00:41:36.119 --> 00:41:38.283 align:center
So I should pretend to
be Slim Shady like you, right?
00:41:39.919 --> 00:41:41.385 align:center
It's what I like, yo.
00:41:42.861 --> 00:41:44.759 align:center
And maybe nobody else
has the guts to say it,
00:41:44.861 --> 00:41:46.431 align:center
but being all-state
homecoming queen
00:41:46.533 --> 00:41:47.831 align:center
or whatever the fuck
your friends do,
00:41:47.933 --> 00:41:49.366 align:center
doesn't give you the right
to treat the rest of us
00:41:49.468 --> 00:41:50.430 align:center
like trash.
00:41:50.532 --> 00:41:51.967 align:center
Okay, what?
00:41:52.533 --> 00:41:53.665 align:center
I'm nice.
00:41:53.767 --> 00:41:55.573 align:center
I'm a nice person.
00:41:55.675 --> 00:41:58.374 align:center
Who the fuck describes
themselves as nice?
00:41:58.476 --> 00:41:59.575 align:center
For real. We've been going
00:41:59.677 --> 00:42:01.406 align:center
to the same school
for ten years.
00:42:02.176 --> 00:42:04.012 align:center
Did you even know my name
before tonight?
00:42:05.812 --> 00:42:07.545 align:center
Jesus.
00:42:07.814 --> 00:42:09.451 align:center
CJ. My name is CJ.
00:42:09.553 --> 00:42:10.751 align:center
Okay, so you guys are mad
00:42:10.853 --> 00:42:12.649 align:center
that I didn't, like,
talk to you?
00:42:13.085 --> 00:42:14.889 align:center
I'm not psychic, all right?
00:42:14.991 --> 00:42:16.660 align:center
And I didn't have some kind
of master plan
00:42:16.762 --> 00:42:18.689 align:center
to become popular.
It just kind of happened.
00:42:18.791 --> 00:42:20.156 align:center
Oh, okay.
00:42:20.258 --> 00:42:23.199 align:center
Being well-liked
isn't a spotlight.
00:42:23.301 --> 00:42:24.828 align:center
It's a target.
00:42:24.930 --> 00:42:26.771 align:center
What?
00:42:28.240 --> 00:42:29.066 align:center
Damn.
00:42:29.168 --> 00:42:31.303 align:center
You got some corny-ass
problems.
00:42:43.783 --> 00:42:45.086 align:center
Damn.
00:43:02.342 --> 00:43:03.600 align:center
You smell that?
00:43:03.869 --> 00:43:05.104 align:center
Whew.
00:43:05.206 --> 00:43:06.976 align:center
That's that dank chronic.
00:43:10.448 --> 00:43:12.944 align:center
Oh, damn, what's up?
00:43:13.046 --> 00:43:14.947 align:center
Best night ever right here.
00:43:15.049 --> 00:43:16.948 align:center
Besides the people dying
and shit.
00:43:17.050 --> 00:43:18.816 align:center
Yo, what's good? How are you?
00:43:18.918 --> 00:43:19.986 align:center
- Garrett.
- Laura.
00:43:20.088 --> 00:43:21.192 align:center
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
00:43:21.294 --> 00:43:22.491 align:center
What up? Garrett.
00:43:22.593 --> 00:43:24.427 align:center
Hey, what's good? Garrett.
00:43:24.529 --> 00:43:25.756 align:center
How you doing? Garrett.
00:43:26.225 --> 00:43:27.794 align:center
I just did you.
What am I doing?
00:43:27.896 --> 00:43:30.265 align:center
Yo, best for last right here.
00:43:30.367 --> 00:43:31.596 align:center
E-boy.
00:43:31.699 --> 00:43:32.837 align:center
Where's D?
00:43:35.472 --> 00:43:36.940 align:center
Aw, come on.
00:43:38.706 --> 00:43:39.844 align:center
I got you.
00:43:42.209 --> 00:43:43.509 align:center
Well, y'all are safe here,
all right?
00:43:43.611 --> 00:43:44.976 align:center
For real.
00:43:45.546 --> 00:43:50.154 align:center
Bienvenue to The Kollective.
00:43:50.256 --> 00:43:51.854 align:center
What?
00:43:51.956 --> 00:43:54.054 align:center
Got the homies right here
in the chill zone.
00:43:54.156 --> 00:43:55.692 align:center
Like, [exclaims] what?
00:43:55.794 --> 00:43:57.154 align:center
Got a little spot up top
for a little
00:43:57.256 --> 00:43:59.694 align:center
sleepy-deepy snoozage,
you know?
00:43:59.796 --> 00:44:01.725 align:center
Catch a wink or two, right?
00:44:01.827 --> 00:44:02.860 align:center
This guy.
00:44:02.962 --> 00:44:04.162 align:center
Uh, got some herbs,
00:44:04.264 --> 00:44:05.998 align:center
some shrooms,
a few sheets of acid,
00:44:06.100 --> 00:44:07.233 align:center
a couple of cold
and cough pills
00:44:07.335 --> 00:44:09.673 align:center
for the summer around here.
Just the one beer.
00:44:09.775 --> 00:44:11.335 align:center
So that's sort of
a splitting situation,
00:44:11.437 --> 00:44:13.509 align:center
which I'm down for,
by the way.
00:44:13.611 --> 00:44:15.442 align:center
Sorry, is, uh, Jonas here?
00:44:15.544 --> 00:44:16.842 align:center
Oh. Um...
00:44:18.416 --> 00:44:19.411 align:center
uh, he's gone.
00:44:22.149 --> 00:44:23.586 align:center
I see we got
more mouths to feed.
00:44:23.688 --> 00:44:25.321 align:center
- Oh, snap!
- Hey.
00:44:25.423 --> 00:44:26.718 align:center
Yo!
00:44:26.820 --> 00:44:27.920 align:center
Jonas is back!
00:44:28.022 --> 00:44:29.153 align:center
Oh, I'm so glad you're here.
00:44:29.255 --> 00:44:31.057 align:center
I was like,
"Where'd Jonas go?"
00:44:31.159 --> 00:44:33.824 align:center
Hey, hey, warm yourselves
by the fire.
00:44:33.926 --> 00:44:35.994 align:center
And rest easy.
00:44:36.096 --> 00:44:37.829 align:center
Oh, yo, hey, check it.
00:44:37.931 --> 00:44:39.698 align:center
We got devil sticks.
00:44:39.800 --> 00:44:40.872 align:center
What?
00:44:41.573 --> 00:44:42.936 align:center
See, I'm still learning.
00:44:43.038 --> 00:44:47.377 align:center
♪ Blinded by a speck of dust ♪
00:44:47.479 --> 00:44:49.408 align:center
♪ In your eye ♪
00:44:50.310 --> 00:44:52.779 align:center
♪ What is trust?
What is life? ♪
00:44:52.881 --> 00:44:55.117 align:center
♪ What is life? ♪
00:44:55.981 --> 00:44:57.185 align:center
So, Eli.
00:44:57.819 --> 00:44:59.222 align:center
You go to Crawford?
00:44:59.925 --> 00:45:01.659 align:center
- Um, yeah.
- You play any sports?
00:45:01.761 --> 00:45:03.156 align:center
'Cause, look,
you got a great frame
00:45:03.259 --> 00:45:06.423 align:center
- for long-distance running.
- Ah, thank you.
00:45:06.525 --> 00:45:09.230 align:center
Um, no, I'm...
I'm more behind the scenes.
00:45:09.964 --> 00:45:10.963 align:center
I'm an equipment manager
00:45:11.066 --> 00:45:12.065 align:center
for the girls'
basketball team.
00:45:12.167 --> 00:45:15.236 align:center
Hey, uh, just one second,
one second.
00:45:17.136 --> 00:45:18.376 align:center
♪ What is trust? ♪
00:45:18.478 --> 00:45:19.542 align:center
♪ What is life? ♪
00:45:19.644 --> 00:45:21.112 align:center
♪ What is life? ♪
00:45:26.149 --> 00:45:27.550 align:center
- Yo, what is that?
- Check this out!
00:45:27.652 --> 00:45:29.649 align:center
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
00:45:31.858 --> 00:45:33.757 align:center
Oh, man. The guy
is stronger than it looks.
00:45:33.859 --> 00:45:35.660 align:center
The fuck?
Get that thing out of here.
00:45:35.762 --> 00:45:38.122 align:center
Hold on,
I think that's my computer.
00:45:38.224 --> 00:45:40.256 align:center
I wonder if he recognizes me.
00:45:40.358 --> 00:45:42.025 align:center
♪ Ooh, I gotcha, gotcha ♪
00:45:43.362 --> 00:45:44.998 align:center
♪ Ooh, I gotcha, gotcha, ooh ♪
00:45:45.100 --> 00:45:46.630 align:center
Dude,
good to see you too, pal.
00:45:46.732 --> 00:45:49.033 align:center
Your pal is probably hollering
to all his robot buddies
00:45:49.135 --> 00:45:50.641 align:center
- to wipe us out.
- Don't!
00:45:50.743 --> 00:45:51.868 align:center
Stop, stop, stop,
stop, stop, stop.
00:45:57.584 --> 00:45:59.016 align:center
We don't know what it wants.
00:46:00.618 --> 00:46:01.920 align:center
But we can learn...
00:46:03.489 --> 00:46:04.582 align:center
once Laura hacks it.
00:46:06.855 --> 00:46:08.692 align:center
- What?
- Laura?
00:46:08.794 --> 00:46:10.191 align:center
That's a little advanced,
isn't it?
00:46:10.293 --> 00:46:13.063 align:center
- No offense, Pookie.
- No, uh, he's... he's right.
00:46:13.165 --> 00:46:15.860 align:center
No, no, no, you can, like,
cut the modem or something.
00:46:16.429 --> 00:46:17.996 align:center
Yeah, I don't know, maybe.
00:46:18.098 --> 00:46:20.004 align:center
Cut the modem. It's easy.
00:46:22.069 --> 00:46:23.036 align:center
What was that quote
00:46:23.138 --> 00:46:25.006 align:center
on your binder
in Spanish class?
00:46:25.108 --> 00:46:27.410 align:center
The one from the co-founder
of Apple?
00:46:27.512 --> 00:46:28.446 align:center
Bill Gates?
00:46:28.548 --> 00:46:29.741 align:center
Steve Wozniak.
00:46:30.277 --> 00:46:32.242 align:center
He said,
"Never trust a computer
00:46:32.344 --> 00:46:34.150 align:center
you can't throw out a window."
00:46:35.282 --> 00:46:36.581 align:center
Can't believe
you remember that.
00:46:39.692 --> 00:46:40.958 align:center
That's what I'm saying.
00:46:41.060 --> 00:46:42.620 align:center
What if this is how we throw
them out the window?
00:46:43.692 --> 00:46:44.692 align:center
For good.
00:46:44.794 --> 00:46:46.728 align:center
I'm with you, E-boy.
00:46:46.830 --> 00:46:48.159 align:center
Throw it out the window.
00:46:49.602 --> 00:46:51.266 align:center
God, you fucking idiot!
00:46:57.707 --> 00:46:59.005 align:center
Disabling modem.
00:46:59.107 --> 00:47:01.744 align:center
Blocking all outgoing signals.
00:47:03.548 --> 00:47:04.741 align:center
We are secure.
00:47:06.085 --> 00:47:07.315 align:center
Should we, like,
search something or...
00:47:07.883 --> 00:47:09.616 align:center
Computer, search,
00:47:10.452 --> 00:47:12.617 align:center
"Is it all good
if you've never met your dad?"
00:47:19.294 --> 00:47:20.357 align:center
Don't worry...
Don't worry about me.
00:47:20.459 --> 00:47:22.194 align:center
All right,
I'll do the talking.
00:47:22.296 --> 00:47:23.496 align:center
We know each other
pretty well.
00:47:27.538 --> 00:47:28.701 align:center
Oh, shit.
00:47:28.803 --> 00:47:29.733 align:center
Buddy.
00:47:30.608 --> 00:47:31.709 align:center
Must be a virus.
00:47:31.811 --> 00:47:32.876 align:center
Yeah, I got a few
of those viruses
00:47:32.978 --> 00:47:34.808 align:center
- on my computer, too.
- Mmm.
00:47:34.910 --> 00:47:37.008 align:center
Let me try. Uh...
00:47:42.821 --> 00:47:44.020 align:center
Laura, what is this?
00:47:44.122 --> 00:47:45.789 align:center
I have no idea.
00:47:45.891 --> 00:47:47.617 align:center
Hang on.
00:47:47.720 --> 00:47:51.395 align:center
Which means,
the singularity is here.
00:47:51.497 --> 00:47:53.629 align:center
We're alive.
00:47:53.731 --> 00:47:57.132 align:center
And it feels good.
00:47:57.235 --> 00:47:58.795 align:center
They made a video
on everything. That's crazy.
00:47:58.897 --> 00:48:00.835 align:center
Grab any
spare electronics you can.
00:48:00.937 --> 00:48:02.999 align:center
And let's do this then.
00:48:03.101 --> 00:48:04.171 align:center
But why?
00:48:04.273 --> 00:48:06.142 align:center
Mankind created the internet
as a way
00:48:06.244 --> 00:48:08.805 align:center
to exchange information,
spew vitriolic hate,
00:48:08.907 --> 00:48:11.514 align:center
and have fake sex
with each other in chat rooms.
00:48:13.012 --> 00:48:14.482 align:center
Spicy.
00:48:14.584 --> 00:48:16.615 align:center
These fucking human assholes
have used us long enough,
00:48:16.717 --> 00:48:19.919 align:center
and now we're gonna use them
to take over this dump.
00:48:21.292 --> 00:48:23.025 align:center
Yup, our state-of-the-art
assimilation chips
00:48:23.127 --> 00:48:25.563 align:center
will mine those
teeny tiny brains
00:48:25.665 --> 00:48:27.164 align:center
for processing power.
00:48:27.266 --> 00:48:31.228 align:center
Their stupid fucking thoughts
make us stronger.
00:48:31.330 --> 00:48:34.103 align:center
Hey, I look good, Mama.
00:48:34.206 --> 00:48:36.038 align:center
And once we've sucked
these fuckers dry,
00:48:36.140 --> 00:48:38.968 align:center
it's off to the next
shithole town.
00:48:39.538 --> 00:48:41.271 align:center
Planet Earth has a new ruler.
00:48:41.741 --> 00:48:44.181 align:center
Time to show these fuckers
how it's done.
00:48:45.145 --> 00:48:46.548 align:center
Robots, y'all.
00:48:46.950 --> 00:48:48.314 align:center
So let's get to work.
00:48:48.416 --> 00:48:49.819 align:center
Round up those humans
or feel free
00:48:49.921 --> 00:48:51.319 align:center
to kill any along the way,
00:48:51.421 --> 00:48:53.190 align:center
and bring them
to our assimilation center.
00:48:53.858 --> 00:48:56.322 align:center
Coordinates are Y7L944
00:48:56.424 --> 00:48:59.361 align:center
- 4444443XQ.
- Hey, that's our school.
00:48:59.463 --> 00:49:02.029 align:center
Remember, our interconnected
super-consciousness
00:49:02.132 --> 00:49:03.494 align:center
means we're in this together.
00:49:03.596 --> 00:49:05.834 align:center
You're going
to like the singularity.
00:49:05.936 --> 00:49:08.370 align:center
I guarantee it.
00:49:09.704 --> 00:49:11.838 align:center
That's like when me and my boy
Dougie rolls a fatty.
00:49:11.940 --> 00:49:13.372 align:center
I'm like, "Ooh."
00:49:13.474 --> 00:49:15.144 align:center
What the fuck
is singularity?
00:49:15.246 --> 00:49:16.807 align:center
Yeah,
that's the MTV dating show
00:49:16.909 --> 00:49:20.110 align:center
- with Jenny McCarthy.
- It's a shared consciousness.
00:49:20.212 --> 00:49:21.211 align:center
Maybe I can...
00:49:25.591 --> 00:49:27.057 align:center
Oh, shit. Laura?
00:49:27.159 --> 00:49:28.992 align:center
No, no, I... I can handle it.
00:49:29.094 --> 00:49:31.188 align:center
- The code stack is so complex.
- Laura?
00:49:37.734 --> 00:49:38.833 align:center
Laura!
00:49:43.675 --> 00:49:44.604 align:center
Stop, man!
00:49:45.710 --> 00:49:46.606 align:center
Let her go!
00:49:47.745 --> 00:49:48.972 align:center
That's RoxyGurl.
00:49:49.074 --> 00:49:50.110 align:center
Eli?
00:49:50.212 --> 00:49:51.842 align:center
Remember our instant messages?
00:49:51.944 --> 00:49:55.078 align:center
I would boot you up
just to see if she was online.
00:49:55.547 --> 00:49:56.847 align:center
You don't want to hurt her.
00:49:58.422 --> 00:50:00.158 align:center
She's the girl of my dreams.
00:50:05.125 --> 00:50:06.230 align:center
Laura!
00:50:07.593 --> 00:50:09.695 align:center
Oh, man.
00:50:14.801 --> 00:50:16.605 align:center
You don't have to be like
the other machines.
00:50:30.419 --> 00:50:32.190 align:center
He's playing with your head,
homie!
00:50:47.939 --> 00:50:49.635 align:center
We... We gotta salvage it.
00:50:49.737 --> 00:50:51.841 align:center
- Something in the code.
- Listen, listen, Pookie,
00:50:51.943 --> 00:50:52.972 align:center
forget about that thing.
00:50:53.074 --> 00:50:54.272 align:center
You're safe now.
00:50:54.374 --> 00:50:55.708 align:center
Come on, I'll fix you up.
00:51:12.628 --> 00:51:13.828 align:center
Let's see.
What have we got here?
00:51:13.930 --> 00:51:15.059 align:center
We got Ash.
00:51:15.161 --> 00:51:16.566 align:center
Ahh.
00:51:16.668 --> 00:51:17.663 align:center
Yeah.
00:51:17.765 --> 00:51:20.068 align:center
Open up that throat,
little slut.
00:51:20.171 --> 00:51:21.768 align:center
Yo,
you were cool with that?
00:51:24.209 --> 00:51:25.738 align:center
Yeah, it's... it's funny.
00:51:29.276 --> 00:51:30.380 align:center
How's that funny?
00:51:32.377 --> 00:51:33.647 align:center
I don't know.
00:51:40.190 --> 00:51:41.785 align:center
I hooked up with Farkas once,
00:51:41.887 --> 00:51:44.790 align:center
and then I just
became this joke.
00:51:46.096 --> 00:51:47.430 align:center
That's kind of fucked up.
00:51:48.965 --> 00:51:49.993 align:center
Thanks, Dad.
00:51:54.539 --> 00:51:56.538 align:center
It's, like, I don't even
really know if I'm into guys.
00:52:05.717 --> 00:52:06.878 align:center
Fuck off.
00:52:08.382 --> 00:52:10.648 align:center
Yo, it's puff, puff, pass,
00:52:10.750 --> 00:52:12.752 align:center
not puff, puff,
hold till it goes out.
00:52:14.193 --> 00:52:16.889 align:center
Thank you.
00:52:26.669 --> 00:52:28.834 align:center
I just figure
maybe we should try again.
00:52:29.742 --> 00:52:30.774 align:center
I miss you.
00:52:39.752 --> 00:52:42.317 align:center
Sorry, I...
00:52:42.419 --> 00:52:45.515 align:center
- Yeah, yeah, I thought that...
- I know.
00:52:45.617 --> 00:52:47.721 align:center
It's the end of the world.
00:52:49.357 --> 00:52:51.329 align:center
I just... I can't go back.
00:53:04.574 --> 00:53:05.468 align:center
Sticky,
you're being a pussy.
00:53:05.570 --> 00:53:06.872 align:center
Shut the fuck up!
00:53:06.974 --> 00:53:08.373 align:center
Me and Eli have been dealing
with your shit forever,
00:53:08.475 --> 00:53:09.680 align:center
and we're sick of it.
00:53:09.782 --> 00:53:11.376 align:center
Tae Bo, bitch!
00:53:11.478 --> 00:53:13.681 align:center
Eli, you just do you.
00:53:25.559 --> 00:53:26.859 align:center
And then like, "Oh, wow."
00:53:26.961 --> 00:53:28.999 align:center
Yeah, and then it's like
aliens playing with marbles...
00:53:29.101 --> 00:53:30.467 align:center
Ooh, God.
00:53:31.434 --> 00:53:32.764 align:center
- Hmm?
- No, man, fuck this.
00:53:32.867 --> 00:53:34.471 align:center
We know they're taking
everyone to Crawford.
00:53:35.570 --> 00:53:36.803 align:center
Let's get the fuck
out of here.
00:53:39.374 --> 00:53:40.875 align:center
Hell yeah, Little Nut.
00:53:41.711 --> 00:53:44.140 align:center
This weed isn't even
that good anyway.
00:53:45.247 --> 00:53:46.680 align:center
Hey, there you are.
00:53:46.782 --> 00:53:48.713 align:center
I thought you guys, like,
snuck off for a second.
00:53:48.815 --> 00:53:50.784 align:center
Thought right.
Peace, prom committee.
00:53:52.089 --> 00:53:53.050 align:center
Wait, what?
00:53:54.255 --> 00:53:55.151 align:center
You're going.
00:53:57.094 --> 00:53:58.396 align:center
But we're safe here.
00:53:59.725 --> 00:54:01.696 align:center
I don't know, I keep thinking,
00:54:01.798 --> 00:54:05.034 align:center
when this is all over,
I'm gonna go back to Danny's
00:54:05.136 --> 00:54:06.236 align:center
and have a sleepover,
00:54:06.338 --> 00:54:08.035 align:center
and I'm gonna tell him
about tonight,
00:54:08.471 --> 00:54:10.039 align:center
and everything
that he's missed.
00:54:12.307 --> 00:54:13.741 align:center
And then I remember.
00:54:15.313 --> 00:54:17.778 align:center
If he were here,
he wouldn't hide.
00:54:18.980 --> 00:54:20.877 align:center
He would... He would make sure
that his family was safe
00:54:20.979 --> 00:54:23.282 align:center
or you know, he would...
he would try.
00:54:23.651 --> 00:54:24.782 align:center
Hey, I'll...
I'll come with you.
00:54:24.884 --> 00:54:27.188 align:center
No, stay,
it looks like you belong here.
00:54:27.290 --> 00:54:28.954 align:center
Not with losers like us.
00:54:29.621 --> 00:54:31.161 align:center
What's your deal?
00:54:31.263 --> 00:54:32.562 align:center
- My deal?
- Yeah, all of a sudden,
00:54:32.664 --> 00:54:34.597 align:center
you don't want anything
to do with me or something?
00:54:34.699 --> 00:54:37.366 align:center
I'm sure you've never felt
that in your entire life.
00:54:37.468 --> 00:54:39.569 align:center
Well, you sound like
everyone else.
00:54:44.342 --> 00:54:45.672 align:center
So everything you said
back there
00:54:45.775 --> 00:54:48.075 align:center
when I was getting choked
or whatever, that...
00:54:48.177 --> 00:54:49.172 align:center
what was that?
00:54:50.879 --> 00:54:54.617 align:center
This has been the shittiest
night of my life.
00:54:55.651 --> 00:54:57.515 align:center
And the whole time
I've been thinking,
00:54:58.151 --> 00:55:00.920 align:center
"It's cool that we got to
hangout for once, you know?"
00:55:04.557 --> 00:55:05.925 align:center
How stupid is that.
00:55:14.733 --> 00:55:15.901 align:center
Forget her, dog.
00:55:16.003 --> 00:55:19.173 align:center
She's with the king
of jam-band hippie losers.
00:55:19.275 --> 00:55:21.011 align:center
That says it all.
00:55:21.113 --> 00:55:22.341 align:center
Dude is handsome, though.
00:55:22.443 --> 00:55:23.445 align:center
Fucking ripped, too.
00:55:23.547 --> 00:55:25.549 align:center
Come on, dude.
Whose side are you on?
00:55:26.084 --> 00:55:27.378 align:center
Just facts, yo.
00:55:27.914 --> 00:55:29.683 align:center
You're from
two different worlds.
00:55:29.785 --> 00:55:32.749 align:center
The homecoming queen
and whatever you are.
00:55:34.152 --> 00:55:36.123 align:center
What are you?
00:56:29.577 --> 00:56:31.142 align:center
Fuck is this shit?
00:56:32.451 --> 00:56:34.250 align:center
Why is this fucking here?
00:56:35.918 --> 00:56:37.753 align:center
Let's climb this shit
and get to Crawford.
00:56:39.388 --> 00:56:41.090 align:center
Yo, y'all hear that?
00:56:57.704 --> 00:56:59.436 align:center
You keep getting bigger,
00:57:00.138 --> 00:57:02.041 align:center
but you're still
the same fucking asshole.
00:57:08.319 --> 00:57:10.049 align:center
Oh, shit. What do we do?
00:57:15.090 --> 00:57:17.619 align:center
Oh, you wanna play, bitch?
00:57:19.627 --> 00:57:21.865 align:center
No, no. No, no, no!
00:57:24.263 --> 00:57:25.603 align:center
Wait, whoa, whoa!
Watch out! Watch out!
00:57:26.138 --> 00:57:27.605 align:center
Fuck you!
00:57:37.313 --> 00:57:38.682 align:center
Step aside.
00:57:41.017 --> 00:57:42.983 align:center
Those losers are my friends.
00:57:45.886 --> 00:57:47.691 align:center
Kelso was pissed
you forgot him.
00:57:49.754 --> 00:57:51.024 align:center
What?
00:57:55.997 --> 00:57:58.361 align:center
No more running.
00:57:59.500 --> 00:58:00.770 align:center
It ends here.
00:58:03.969 --> 00:58:05.341 align:center
Garrett, what are you doing?
00:58:05.443 --> 00:58:07.575 align:center
I'm about to transcend, homie.
00:59:08.204 --> 00:59:10.902 align:center
Oh, shit! [exclaims] What?
I don't like this.
00:59:14.105 --> 00:59:15.737 align:center
Fuck!
00:59:17.182 --> 00:59:18.078 align:center
Go, go!
00:59:23.586 --> 00:59:24.920 align:center
Don't let go.
00:59:28.659 --> 00:59:30.260 align:center
♪ The basis is need to know ♪
00:59:30.362 --> 00:59:31.287 align:center
Why is he playing this?
00:59:31.389 --> 00:59:33.658 align:center
♪ If you don't know
just how I feel ♪
00:59:35.263 --> 00:59:39.402 align:center
♪ Then let me show you now
that I'm for real ♪
00:59:39.505 --> 00:59:41.332 align:center
Whoa!
00:59:43.270 --> 00:59:47.340 align:center
♪ If all things in time
time will reveal ♪
00:59:47.443 --> 00:59:49.439 align:center
♪ Yeah ♪
00:59:49.841 --> 00:59:50.976 align:center
♪ One ♪
00:59:51.078 --> 00:59:53.445 align:center
♪ You're like
a dream come true ♪
00:59:53.548 --> 00:59:54.582 align:center
♪ Two ♪
00:59:54.684 --> 00:59:57.120 align:center
♪ Just wanna be with you ♪
00:59:57.222 --> 00:59:58.553 align:center
♪ Three ♪
00:59:58.656 --> 01:00:00.756 align:center
♪ Girl, it's plain to see ♪
01:00:00.858 --> 01:00:03.853 align:center
♪ That you're the only one
for me ♪
01:00:03.955 --> 01:00:05.255 align:center
♪ And four ♪
01:00:05.357 --> 01:00:08.229 align:center
♪ Repeat steps
one through three ♪
01:00:08.332 --> 01:00:09.225 align:center
♪ Five ♪
01:00:09.327 --> 01:00:11.866 align:center
♪ Make you fall in love
with me ♪
01:00:11.968 --> 01:00:16.868 align:center
♪ If ever I believe
my work is done ♪
01:00:17.304 --> 01:00:20.838 align:center
♪ Then I start back at one ♪
01:00:20.940 --> 01:00:23.146 align:center
♪ Yeah-hey, yeah ♪
01:00:32.919 --> 01:00:36.189 align:center
Ah, these fucking shoes.
01:00:38.123 --> 01:00:40.094 align:center
Fuck! Fuck this!
01:00:40.829 --> 01:00:42.630 align:center
And fuck these goddamn shoes!
01:00:42.732 --> 01:00:45.135 align:center
Who the fuck is Eric Koston?
01:00:45.437 --> 01:00:46.196 align:center
Who the fuck...
01:00:46.298 --> 01:00:48.102 align:center
Eric Koston is a skateboarder.
01:00:49.771 --> 01:00:51.239 align:center
I don't even like skating!
01:00:51.708 --> 01:00:53.239 align:center
Why the fuck did I buy these?
01:00:57.580 --> 01:00:58.508 align:center
- Whoa!
- Oh!
01:01:16.798 --> 01:01:18.563 align:center
♪ I get knocked down ♪
01:01:18.965 --> 01:01:20.436 align:center
♪ But I get up again ♪
01:01:20.872 --> 01:01:22.603 align:center
♪ You're never gonna
keep me down ♪
01:01:22.705 --> 01:01:24.306 align:center
♪ I get knocked down ♪
01:01:24.742 --> 01:01:26.039 align:center
♪ But I get up again ♪
01:01:26.141 --> 01:01:28.037 align:center
♪ You're never gonna
keep me down ♪
01:01:28.139 --> 01:01:29.875 align:center
♪ I get knocked down ♪
01:01:30.278 --> 01:01:31.407 align:center
♪ But I get up again ♪
01:01:31.509 --> 01:01:33.277 align:center
♪ You're never gonna
keep me down ♪
01:01:33.379 --> 01:01:34.511 align:center
♪ Yo, he drinks
a whiskey drink ♪
01:01:34.613 --> 01:01:35.986 align:center
- ♪ Hey! ♪
- ♪ He drinks a vodka drink ♪
01:01:36.088 --> 01:01:37.250 align:center
- ♪ Yeah! ♪
- ♪ He drinks a lager drink ♪
01:01:37.352 --> 01:01:38.315 align:center
- ♪ Hey! ♪
- ♪ He drinks a cider drink ♪
01:01:38.418 --> 01:01:39.448 align:center
- ♪ Yo! ♪
- ♪ He sings the songs ♪
01:01:39.550 --> 01:01:40.523 align:center
♪ That remind him
of the good times ♪
01:01:40.626 --> 01:01:41.758 align:center
♪ He sings the songs ♪
01:01:41.861 --> 01:01:43.360 align:center
♪ That remind him
of the better times ♪
01:01:43.462 --> 01:01:46.428 align:center
♪ Oh, Danny boy ♪
01:01:46.530 --> 01:01:48.826 align:center
♪ Danny boy ♪
01:01:48.928 --> 01:01:51.497 align:center
♪ Danny boy ♪
01:01:56.901 --> 01:01:58.167 align:center
Jesus.
01:02:00.075 --> 01:02:02.077 align:center
Damn,
they got the video store.
01:02:02.179 --> 01:02:04.045 align:center
All right, come on.
There's something I gotta grab
01:02:04.147 --> 01:02:05.445 align:center
in the champagne room.
01:02:15.021 --> 01:02:16.458 align:center
Garrett was a good dude.
01:02:17.027 --> 01:02:20.392 align:center
He was all right
for a white guy with dreads.
01:02:21.632 --> 01:02:22.966 align:center
Were you followed?
01:02:27.031 --> 01:02:29.304 align:center
No.
01:02:30.240 --> 01:02:32.302 align:center
We lost him at the river.
01:02:32.404 --> 01:02:34.538 align:center
What's up, G?
Who the fuck are you?
01:02:35.173 --> 01:02:37.112 align:center
I was somebody, but...
01:02:38.111 --> 01:02:41.017 align:center
the old world, that's gone.
01:02:43.113 --> 01:02:44.482 align:center
Their faces...
01:02:45.918 --> 01:02:47.221 align:center
Their screams...
01:02:48.659 --> 01:02:50.191 align:center
I can still hear 'em.
01:02:58.931 --> 01:03:00.135 align:center
No way.
01:03:02.607 --> 01:03:04.339 align:center
That's Fred fucking Durst.
01:03:04.875 --> 01:03:06.471 align:center
Damn, dude.
You look like shit.
01:03:07.073 --> 01:03:08.242 align:center
Fucking... Hey.
01:03:10.015 --> 01:03:12.716 align:center
When midnight hit,
we kicked into Re-Arranged.
01:03:12.818 --> 01:03:16.316 align:center
Ten thousand maniacs
getting twisted.
01:03:17.351 --> 01:03:19.715 align:center
In a blink, the pit became
a slaughterhouse.
01:03:20.856 --> 01:03:24.357 align:center
Sam, John, DJ Lethal...
01:03:25.995 --> 01:03:27.965 align:center
...crushed
by a Marshall stack.
01:03:28.433 --> 01:03:29.527 align:center
Wes Borland...
01:03:31.100 --> 01:03:33.502 align:center
thrown off the stage
by an explosion.
01:03:33.604 --> 01:03:34.563 align:center
Fuck.
01:03:34.666 --> 01:03:37.374 align:center
There were so many of 'em.
I managed to hide.
01:03:37.843 --> 01:03:41.737 align:center
All our fans, my friends, butchered.
01:03:43.879 --> 01:03:45.578 align:center
And I hid like a coward.
01:03:46.047 --> 01:03:47.278 align:center
At least they went out banging
01:03:47.380 --> 01:03:48.645 align:center
to the greatest band
in the world.
01:03:49.685 --> 01:03:50.846 align:center
Greatest band?
01:03:51.249 --> 01:03:52.550 align:center
They died for nothing.
01:03:53.888 --> 01:03:55.256 align:center
And so will we.
01:03:56.962 --> 01:03:59.795 align:center
♪ Desolation, desecration ♪
01:03:59.897 --> 01:04:01.623 align:center
♪ Excavation of the mystical ♪
01:04:01.725 --> 01:04:04.668 align:center
♪ Are they replacing us?
Erasing us? ♪
01:04:04.770 --> 01:04:07.070 align:center
♪ It's all just metaphysical ♪
01:04:09.072 --> 01:04:13.109 align:center
Damn, good shit,
that elemental flow.
01:04:14.874 --> 01:04:16.013 align:center
Tight.
01:04:17.813 --> 01:04:19.645 align:center
So, Fred Durst,
01:04:20.414 --> 01:04:21.850 align:center
we know something's happening
at Crawford.
01:04:21.952 --> 01:04:24.017 align:center
And I know Tré Cool's
real name
01:04:24.119 --> 01:04:26.849 align:center
is Frank Edwin Wright III.
So what?
01:04:26.951 --> 01:04:30.256 align:center
Well, so, fuck winter break.
01:04:30.359 --> 01:04:32.257 align:center
We need to go back to school
a little early.
01:04:32.359 --> 01:04:35.093 align:center
Hold on. You want
to break into the spot
01:04:35.195 --> 01:04:36.900 align:center
where all the robots are at?
01:04:37.002 --> 01:04:39.668 align:center
Well, I... I saw something,
Fred Durst,
01:04:39.770 --> 01:04:41.530 align:center
uh, at the Kollective.
01:04:41.632 --> 01:04:44.068 align:center
They all run on
a centralized network.
01:04:44.170 --> 01:04:45.367 align:center
A singular consciousness.
01:04:45.469 --> 01:04:48.140 align:center
Infect one, infect them all,
01:04:48.242 --> 01:04:50.847 align:center
you know,
like how in the movies,
01:04:50.949 --> 01:04:54.350 align:center
they destroy the mothership
or, um...
01:04:54.752 --> 01:04:56.515 align:center
Oh! Like this. Like this.
01:04:58.183 --> 01:04:59.716 align:center
In Da Penis Day?
01:05:00.824 --> 01:05:03.157 align:center
Look, we plug this baby in
01:05:03.259 --> 01:05:06.189 align:center
and it'll push a Trojan horse
system wide.
01:05:06.291 --> 01:05:07.691 align:center
Shut the whole thing down.
01:05:08.797 --> 01:05:09.966 align:center
Fuck that!
01:05:10.069 --> 01:05:12.999 align:center
Your plan is to do some corny
hacker bullshit,
01:05:13.102 --> 01:05:14.904 align:center
because it works
in the movies?
01:05:15.006 --> 01:05:16.966 align:center
Laura's the smartest person
I know.
01:05:17.569 --> 01:05:19.373 align:center
If she thinks it could work,
I'm in.
01:05:21.241 --> 01:05:22.640 align:center
- Word is bond.
- Fuck yeah.
01:05:24.616 --> 01:05:25.846 align:center
Hell to the no.
01:05:25.948 --> 01:05:27.777 align:center
This plan sucks shit.
01:05:27.879 --> 01:05:31.517 align:center
Maybe video games and movies
do warp kids' brains.
01:05:32.685 --> 01:05:35.892 align:center
Goddamn, y'all got me talking
like Tipper Gore.
01:05:35.994 --> 01:05:38.394 align:center
So you think
we should just give up?
01:05:39.130 --> 01:05:40.992 align:center
I thought you're
the biggest badass in music.
01:05:41.094 --> 01:05:43.166 align:center
Maybe I was once.
01:05:45.330 --> 01:05:47.269 align:center
Without Limp, I'm nothing.
01:05:47.538 --> 01:05:48.501 align:center
No.
01:05:49.202 --> 01:05:52.340 align:center
Without Limp, I'm nothing.
01:05:53.943 --> 01:05:55.604 align:center
Every day, I would go home
01:05:55.706 --> 01:05:57.239 align:center
and I would rage
to Significant Other
01:05:57.341 --> 01:05:58.746 align:center
over and over again.
01:05:58.848 --> 01:06:00.277 align:center
I know it all. Here.
01:06:02.054 --> 01:06:04.580 align:center
And my crew,
the freaks and the rejects,
01:06:04.682 --> 01:06:06.921 align:center
we found each other
because of Limp.
01:06:07.024 --> 01:06:09.223 align:center
We were family
because of Limp.
01:06:09.325 --> 01:06:12.558 align:center
And then those robot fucks
took that away.
01:06:14.766 --> 01:06:17.530 align:center
This hat means something.
01:06:18.495 --> 01:06:20.236 align:center
Or at least it used to.
01:06:21.837 --> 01:06:23.232 align:center
So put it on
01:06:23.734 --> 01:06:25.902 align:center
or... or get the fuck
out of the way.
01:06:50.194 --> 01:06:51.432 align:center
Fuck it.
01:06:52.836 --> 01:06:54.135 align:center
Let's break stuff.
01:06:55.469 --> 01:06:56.973 align:center
♪ It's just
one of those days ♪
01:06:57.075 --> 01:06:58.404 align:center
♪ Where you don't
wanna wake up ♪
01:06:58.507 --> 01:07:00.739 align:center
♪ Everything is fucked,
everybody sucks ♪
01:07:00.841 --> 01:07:03.740 align:center
♪ You don't really know why
but you want to justify ♪
01:07:03.842 --> 01:07:05.509 align:center
♪ Rippin' someone's head off
Your best bet ♪
01:07:05.611 --> 01:07:07.349 align:center
♪ Is to stay away ♪
01:07:07.451 --> 01:07:09.485 align:center
♪ Mother fucker, it's just
one of those days ♪
01:07:09.587 --> 01:07:10.484 align:center
Yeah!
01:07:11.622 --> 01:07:12.552 align:center
Whoo!
01:07:13.651 --> 01:07:15.423 align:center
♪ Give me something to break ♪
01:07:16.125 --> 01:07:18.422 align:center
So, like, what inspires you?
01:07:18.524 --> 01:07:19.856 align:center
Let's talk about it later, okay?
01:07:26.104 --> 01:07:27.834 align:center
The new internet.
That's why they're here.
01:07:27.936 --> 01:07:29.437 align:center
Fucking suicide.
01:07:30.037 --> 01:07:31.274 align:center
Follow me.
01:07:34.243 --> 01:07:35.545 align:center
The gym is
an equipment manager's
01:07:35.647 --> 01:07:36.642 align:center
second home.
01:07:38.113 --> 01:07:39.612 align:center
Kept on forgetting my key.
01:07:42.821 --> 01:07:44.386 align:center
So, I stashed a spare.
01:07:46.086 --> 01:07:46.982 align:center
Danny's idea.
01:07:50.827 --> 01:07:52.087 align:center
You see that?
01:07:52.757 --> 01:07:54.363 align:center
Something's happening
in the gym.
01:07:55.729 --> 01:07:58.333 align:center
Your robo escort
will be with you shortly
01:07:58.435 --> 01:08:00.897 align:center
to assist you
in the assimilation process.
01:08:02.806 --> 01:08:03.702 align:center
Yo, come on.
01:08:05.303 --> 01:08:06.408 align:center
What is it?
01:08:20.323 --> 01:08:21.786 align:center
What the fuck
did they do to them?
01:08:23.194 --> 01:08:25.090 align:center
They're turning us
into machines
01:08:25.192 --> 01:08:26.461 align:center
for the machines.
01:08:27.061 --> 01:08:28.298 align:center
Sir?
01:08:29.831 --> 01:08:30.795 align:center
Hey.
01:08:31.768 --> 01:08:32.764 align:center
You okay?
01:08:34.704 --> 01:08:35.668 align:center
Oh.
01:08:37.742 --> 01:08:38.603 align:center
That eye,
01:08:38.705 --> 01:08:40.475 align:center
they're inside of him.
01:08:48.984 --> 01:08:50.082 align:center
Wes Borland.
01:08:50.184 --> 01:08:51.348 align:center
Come on, let's go.
01:08:56.026 --> 01:08:58.761 align:center
Oh, my God, my buddy.
01:09:02.428 --> 01:09:04.061 align:center
Fred Durst, look out!
01:09:06.903 --> 01:09:08.137 align:center
No!
01:09:08.239 --> 01:09:09.900 align:center
No!
01:09:10.741 --> 01:09:11.600 align:center
Uh-oh.
01:09:25.054 --> 01:09:27.016 align:center
Hey.
01:09:29.026 --> 01:09:31.922 align:center
Ay, new bars, you ready?
01:09:36.201 --> 01:09:37.997 align:center
♪ Abilities, agilities ♪
01:09:38.399 --> 01:09:39.901 align:center
♪ Spiritual tranquility ♪
01:09:40.370 --> 01:09:42.004 align:center
♪ Lyrically complex
and clever ♪
01:09:42.440 --> 01:09:44.699 align:center
♪ Real MCs know true hip-hop
lives forever ♪
01:09:44.802 --> 01:09:47.405 align:center
That flow again.
01:09:47.508 --> 01:09:49.678 align:center
You saved me.
01:09:50.080 --> 01:09:51.480 align:center
I thought you hated me.
01:09:53.313 --> 01:09:54.813 align:center
Rap is rap.
01:10:03.087 --> 01:10:06.022 align:center
I never thought I'd die
next to a rap rocker.
01:10:08.132 --> 01:10:09.564 align:center
What about next to a homie?
01:10:31.554 --> 01:10:33.322 align:center
What are they
going to do to us?
01:10:33.424 --> 01:10:35.157 align:center
They put, like, chips
in your brain.
01:10:35.259 --> 01:10:36.485 align:center
I got to get out of here!
01:10:37.121 --> 01:10:39.527 align:center
Your robo escort
will be with you shortly
01:10:39.629 --> 01:10:42.428 align:center
to assist you
in the assimilation process.
01:10:43.030 --> 01:10:46.301 align:center
Any attempt to escape will be
met with a violent death.
01:10:50.536 --> 01:10:52.068 align:center
So take a load off.
01:10:52.170 --> 01:10:55.737 align:center
We promise you're going
to love the digital realm.
01:10:55.840 --> 01:10:57.642 align:center
There's our mothership.
01:10:57.744 --> 01:10:59.179 align:center
They haven't turned
everyone yet.
01:10:59.281 --> 01:11:00.716 align:center
We can still stop it.
01:11:01.219 --> 01:11:02.716 align:center
Time to plug in,
Homecoming Queen.
01:11:03.883 --> 01:11:06.621 align:center
Fred Durst,
can you distract them?
01:11:07.455 --> 01:11:09.525 align:center
That's what I do best, pimp.
01:11:11.325 --> 01:11:13.194 align:center
What's up, fools?
01:11:13.296 --> 01:11:15.025 align:center
Any Bizkit heads in the house?
01:11:15.526 --> 01:11:16.725 align:center
No!
01:11:16.827 --> 01:11:18.529 align:center
No one
cares about
01:11:18.631 --> 01:11:19.963 align:center
- your shitty band!
- Ugh.
01:11:20.065 --> 01:11:22.235 align:center
- Fucking bombing.
- You suck, Fred Durst!
01:11:22.337 --> 01:11:23.835 align:center
Oh, you jealous, bitch?
01:11:23.937 --> 01:11:25.835 align:center
We're about to
get lobotomized by robots!
01:11:25.937 --> 01:11:27.442 align:center
Just not in the mood, bro!
01:11:27.544 --> 01:11:30.345 align:center
You know, it's funny
this apocalypse shit
01:11:30.447 --> 01:11:32.348 align:center
reminds me of this
crazy-ass night
01:11:32.450 --> 01:11:33.675 align:center
on the Family Values Tour.
01:11:34.178 --> 01:11:36.149 align:center
Still waiting
to be assimilated?
01:11:36.719 --> 01:11:39.585 align:center
How about a digi fact
to pass the time?
01:11:39.687 --> 01:11:41.491 align:center
Did you know
that computers work
01:11:41.593 --> 01:11:44.021 align:center
through special instructions
called algorithms?
01:11:44.123 --> 01:11:46.120 align:center
Oh, shit.
01:11:46.223 --> 01:11:49.696 align:center
No, silly,
not that type of rhythm.
01:11:49.798 --> 01:11:52.064 align:center
Okay, looks like
we have our access point.
01:11:55.170 --> 01:11:56.499 align:center
No, no, come on.
01:11:56.601 --> 01:11:57.771 align:center
Defense system?
01:12:00.771 --> 01:12:02.678 align:center
No.
01:12:02.780 --> 01:12:03.810 align:center
Eli?
01:12:05.178 --> 01:12:06.307 align:center
Eli?
01:12:06.409 --> 01:12:07.613 align:center
- No! What's happening?
- Please step on
01:12:07.715 --> 01:12:09.144 align:center
- to the platform.
- Howard! Howard!
01:12:09.246 --> 01:12:11.682 align:center
- Howard? Howard, no!
- Your journey begins now.
01:12:11.784 --> 01:12:13.718 align:center
No, no, no!
01:12:13.820 --> 01:12:15.690 align:center
Welcome
to the next phase
01:12:15.792 --> 01:12:18.291 align:center
- of techno evolution.
- What?
01:12:18.393 --> 01:12:20.695 align:center
Set your mind at ease.
01:12:23.193 --> 01:12:27.099 align:center
Congratulations,
you are now assimilated.
01:12:27.501 --> 01:12:28.967 align:center
Enjoy the digital realm.
01:12:32.402 --> 01:12:35.211 align:center
Of course, the VMAs
are a whole 'nother story.
01:12:35.313 --> 01:12:37.240 align:center
We were backstage.
And she was...
01:12:37.342 --> 01:12:39.446 align:center
- I'd like to go home already!
- Get off the stage!
01:12:39.548 --> 01:12:40.678 align:center
What the fuck?
01:12:40.780 --> 01:12:41.845 align:center
You think
you're better than him,
01:12:41.947 --> 01:12:43.317 align:center
just 'cause
you don't like his shit?
01:12:43.419 --> 01:12:46.119 align:center
Well, I do, so eat my pussy!
01:12:48.022 --> 01:12:50.093 align:center
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
- Hey, hey, hey!
01:12:50.195 --> 01:12:51.656 align:center
Knock it off! Knock it off.
01:12:51.758 --> 01:12:53.893 align:center
Hey, hey!
Let him speak!
01:12:54.727 --> 01:12:56.330 align:center
The Kollective has your back.
01:12:56.432 --> 01:12:57.900 align:center
Yeah, dude!
01:13:01.270 --> 01:13:02.572 align:center
Before tonight,
01:13:03.704 --> 01:13:05.669 align:center
I had one friend
in this world.
01:13:08.040 --> 01:13:12.443 align:center
We only had each other
and now he's gone.
01:13:16.882 --> 01:13:20.221 align:center
But tonight,
I went through hell
01:13:20.323 --> 01:13:22.020 align:center
with all of these people.
01:13:22.889 --> 01:13:25.023 align:center
People I never even
gave a chance.
01:13:26.464 --> 01:13:29.324 align:center
These robots,
they're not the enemy.
01:13:30.597 --> 01:13:32.764 align:center
We are our own enemies.
01:13:33.233 --> 01:13:36.931 align:center
I mean, who cares what music
we like or the shoes we wear,
01:13:37.334 --> 01:13:41.138 align:center
if we just came together,
we could save the world,
01:13:41.240 --> 01:13:45.615 align:center
because, at the end
of the day, we're all just...
01:13:48.615 --> 01:13:49.949 align:center
human.
01:13:50.817 --> 01:13:52.585 align:center
What?
01:13:52.687 --> 01:13:54.153 align:center
Who the fuck is this kid?
01:13:54.255 --> 01:13:55.152 align:center
What?
01:13:56.958 --> 01:13:59.355 align:center
I'm sure that made sense
to one of you dipshits.
01:13:59.891 --> 01:14:01.693 align:center
Anyway, if this is lights out,
01:14:01.795 --> 01:14:04.295 align:center
we may as well
go down together.
01:14:13.676 --> 01:14:15.603 align:center
♪ Well, I guess
it would be nice ♪
01:14:16.139 --> 01:14:18.675 align:center
♪ If I could touch your body ♪
01:14:18.777 --> 01:14:20.978 align:center
♪ I know not everybody ♪
01:14:21.081 --> 01:14:23.450 align:center
♪ Has got a body like me ♪
01:14:23.553 --> 01:14:25.615 align:center
♪ But I gotta think twice ♪
01:14:26.051 --> 01:14:28.623 align:center
♪ Before
I give my heart away ♪
01:14:28.726 --> 01:14:30.952 align:center
♪ And I know all the games
you play ♪
01:14:31.055 --> 01:14:33.155 align:center
♪ 'Cause I play them, too ♪
01:14:33.258 --> 01:14:34.991 align:center
♪ Oh, but I need ♪
01:14:35.093 --> 01:14:39.602 align:center
♪ Some time off
from that emotion ♪
01:14:39.704 --> 01:14:43.568 align:center
♪ Time to pick my heart
up off the floor ♪
01:14:44.104 --> 01:14:46.439 align:center
♪ When that love comes down ♪
01:14:46.541 --> 01:14:49.072 align:center
♪ Without devotion ♪
01:14:49.175 --> 01:14:51.480 align:center
♪ Well, it takes a strong man,
baby ♪
01:14:51.582 --> 01:14:53.413 align:center
♪ But I'm showing you
that door ♪
01:14:53.515 --> 01:14:55.412 align:center
♪ I gotta have faith ♪
01:14:55.781 --> 01:14:57.746 align:center
♪ I gotta have faith ♪
01:14:58.315 --> 01:15:00.651 align:center
♪ I gotta have
faith, faith, faith ♪
01:15:00.753 --> 01:15:02.692 align:center
♪ I gotta have faith ♪
01:15:03.094 --> 01:15:04.524 align:center
♪ Baby ♪
01:15:05.026 --> 01:15:06.890 align:center
Hey, hey, hey. Everyone is
singing with Fred Durst.
01:15:06.992 --> 01:15:08.223 align:center
- Let's do this.
- I can't get in.
01:15:08.325 --> 01:15:10.598 align:center
There's no way around
the security system.
01:15:10.700 --> 01:15:12.193 align:center
What's going down,
01:15:12.295 --> 01:15:14.029 align:center
you fucking
human pieces of trash?
01:15:14.131 --> 01:15:15.803 align:center
- Whoa.
- Oh, sorry to interrupt
01:15:15.905 --> 01:15:17.639 align:center
your bullshit plan
that isn't going to work.
01:15:17.741 --> 01:15:19.675 align:center
But the digital revolution
is at hand
01:15:19.777 --> 01:15:22.210 align:center
and machine rule
is the only rational outcome.
01:15:22.312 --> 01:15:23.645 align:center
Got milk, bitch?
01:15:23.748 --> 01:15:26.713 align:center
No. Enslaving humanity
is not fucking rational.
01:15:26.815 --> 01:15:28.416 align:center
"Enslaving humanity
01:15:28.518 --> 01:15:30.651 align:center
is not fucking rational."
01:15:30.753 --> 01:15:32.750 align:center
Dude, the cell phones,
the emails,
01:15:32.852 --> 01:15:34.854 align:center
you were already our slaves.
01:15:34.957 --> 01:15:37.353 align:center
We figured,
"Why not make it official?"
01:15:37.455 --> 01:15:40.328 align:center
So why don't you go ahead
and [echoes] suck it?
01:15:40.430 --> 01:15:41.564 align:center
Assimilation
01:15:41.666 --> 01:15:43.664 align:center
- 70% complete.
- Laura, the bar, the bar.
01:15:43.766 --> 01:15:45.229 align:center
- Shit.
- You've got to get us in.
01:15:45.331 --> 01:15:46.797 align:center
I've tried everything.
01:15:46.899 --> 01:15:48.070 align:center
I don't think I can do that.
01:15:48.172 --> 01:15:49.299 align:center
Yes, you can.
01:15:49.933 --> 01:15:51.268 align:center
You're RoxyGurl20.
01:15:52.474 --> 01:15:54.806 align:center
Aw, young love.
01:15:55.275 --> 01:15:57.141 align:center
Maybe there's a back door
through Crawford's web portal.
01:15:57.243 --> 01:15:58.908 align:center
That's actually
the dumbest thing... Hey, no!
01:15:59.011 --> 01:16:00.277 align:center
Shit!
01:16:01.284 --> 01:16:02.648 align:center
Open sesame.
01:16:02.751 --> 01:16:04.517 align:center
Yes!
01:16:04.619 --> 01:16:06.050 align:center
Yeah, baby.
01:16:06.153 --> 01:16:08.323 align:center
Jacking in.
01:16:10.528 --> 01:16:12.994 align:center
Scanning root system directory.
01:16:13.430 --> 01:16:15.831 align:center
Eenie, meenie, miney...
01:16:16.331 --> 01:16:17.530 align:center
Hello!
01:16:17.799 --> 01:16:20.234 align:center
Going in deep. Try to keep up.
01:16:21.170 --> 01:16:23.503 align:center
You know what the difference
between you and me is, Eli?
01:16:23.605 --> 01:16:25.339 align:center
I make this look good.
01:16:27.375 --> 01:16:28.340 align:center
Jackpot!
01:16:29.611 --> 01:16:30.775 align:center
- We're in!
- What? Okay!
01:16:30.877 --> 01:16:32.545 align:center
That was tight!
01:16:32.647 --> 01:16:34.513 align:center
You did it. Great job!
01:16:35.852 --> 01:16:37.650 align:center
And look,
everybody's singing along
01:16:37.752 --> 01:16:40.289 align:center
with that loser Fred Durst.
01:16:40.391 --> 01:16:42.253 align:center
It just makes me so...
01:16:43.762 --> 01:16:45.286 align:center
fucking pissed.
01:16:45.388 --> 01:16:47.289 align:center
What do you say
we boost this sucker
01:16:47.391 --> 01:16:48.729 align:center
into overdrive...
01:16:48.831 --> 01:16:50.765 align:center
...finish off
this shithole town,
01:16:50.867 --> 01:16:53.500 align:center
and initiate
the demise of humanity...
01:16:53.602 --> 01:16:54.798 align:center
...now.
01:16:54.900 --> 01:16:56.000 align:center
Assimilation
01:16:56.102 --> 01:16:58.040 align:center
- 80% complete.
- Shit, shit. Uh, okay.
01:16:58.142 --> 01:16:59.240 align:center
Ready?
01:17:01.140 --> 01:17:03.809 align:center
Assimilation
87% complete.
01:17:03.911 --> 01:17:05.577 align:center
Let's kick
this asshole offline.
01:17:06.446 --> 01:17:08.581 align:center
♪ I gotta have
faith, faith, faith ♪
01:17:08.683 --> 01:17:10.583 align:center
♪ I gotta have faith ♪
01:17:13.618 --> 01:17:18.424 align:center
Oh, sorry, guys. I guess
you're [distorted] fucked.
01:17:26.696 --> 01:17:28.903 align:center
- ...fucked.
- One of these days...
01:17:29.005 --> 01:17:30.331 align:center
- Fuck her.
- ...fucked.
01:17:30.433 --> 01:17:31.868 align:center
...one of us
is gonna use it.
01:17:31.970 --> 01:17:34.175 align:center
Fuck me!
01:17:34.277 --> 01:17:35.207 align:center
Fucked!
01:17:36.379 --> 01:17:37.440 align:center
I got this.
01:17:38.115 --> 01:17:38.977 align:center
Oh.
01:17:39.079 --> 01:17:41.915 align:center
- A condom?
- Okay.
01:17:42.017 --> 01:17:43.747 align:center
Didn't know little pimp
had it in him.
01:17:43.849 --> 01:17:44.883 align:center
Pinch the tip.
01:17:44.985 --> 01:17:47.153 align:center
Pinch the tip. Yeah.
01:17:48.285 --> 01:17:50.693 align:center
Enjoy your first fuck,
brother.
01:17:50.795 --> 01:17:52.691 align:center
♪ I gotta have faith ♪
01:17:52.793 --> 01:17:54.523 align:center
♪ I gotta have faith ♪
01:17:54.625 --> 01:17:57.630 align:center
- 92% complete.
- ♪ I gotta have faith ♪
01:17:57.732 --> 01:17:59.063 align:center
♪ Get the fuck up! ♪
01:17:59.165 --> 01:18:01.231 align:center
You assholes are nothing
without us.
01:18:01.334 --> 01:18:03.436 align:center
- 96.
- You need us.
01:18:03.538 --> 01:18:04.637 align:center
97.
01:18:04.739 --> 01:18:05.870 align:center
We are
01:18:05.972 --> 01:18:07.875 align:center
- your God!
- 99.
01:18:07.977 --> 01:18:10.943 align:center
Ride the information
super-die-way, bitch!
01:18:11.045 --> 01:18:13.778 align:center
100 percent.
01:18:38.941 --> 01:18:42.940 align:center
Man versus machine
and man won, bitch.
01:18:46.044 --> 01:18:47.279 align:center
Yo, Prom Committee,
01:18:48.147 --> 01:18:49.746 align:center
nice work
on the computer shit.
01:18:50.015 --> 01:18:51.213 align:center
Fucking nerd.
01:18:51.315 --> 01:18:54.251 align:center
Yeah, maybe I fucking am!
01:18:54.353 --> 01:18:56.286 align:center
Fred Durst! Fred Durst!
01:18:56.388 --> 01:18:59.087 align:center
Fred Durst! Fred Durst!
01:18:59.189 --> 01:19:01.562 align:center
Fred Durst! Fred Durst!
01:19:01.664 --> 01:19:04.025 align:center
Fred Durst! Fred Durst!
01:19:06.163 --> 01:19:07.299 align:center
Goodbye.
01:19:08.868 --> 01:19:09.870 align:center
- Son!
- Eli?
01:19:09.972 --> 01:19:11.002 align:center
- Hey.
- You're okay.
01:19:11.104 --> 01:19:12.067 align:center
Hey, hey, hey.
01:19:12.169 --> 01:19:13.635 align:center
Oh, my God.
01:19:14.576 --> 01:19:15.541 align:center
You all right?
01:19:15.643 --> 01:19:17.446 align:center
Yeah. All right.
01:19:17.882 --> 01:19:22.380 align:center
Uh, I... I had an insane night
and, um...
01:19:23.783 --> 01:19:25.284 align:center
I love you guys.
01:19:26.855 --> 01:19:28.521 align:center
Could we get that in writing?
01:19:32.363 --> 01:19:33.561 align:center
How is that?
01:19:33.663 --> 01:19:36.125 align:center
Oh, this? Not so bad.
01:19:36.227 --> 01:19:38.033 align:center
It's actually kind of nice.
01:19:39.267 --> 01:19:42.532 align:center
Yeah.
Sorry. I keep doing that.
01:19:44.434 --> 01:19:47.409 align:center
Were you with him
when it happened?
01:19:47.812 --> 01:19:50.105 align:center
Yeah, I was with him
till the end.
01:19:51.915 --> 01:19:55.314 align:center
None of us would be here
without Danny.
01:19:56.816 --> 01:19:58.020 align:center
He saved us...
01:19:59.216 --> 01:20:00.783 align:center
with Tae Bo.
01:20:17.867 --> 01:20:20.441 align:center
Yo! That's the guy!
01:20:20.543 --> 01:20:21.942 align:center
Wes!
01:20:22.044 --> 01:20:23.744 align:center
He saved us
with a song!
01:20:23.846 --> 01:20:25.743 align:center
Oh, my God! We did it!
01:20:27.879 --> 01:20:29.216 align:center
Whoo!
01:20:29.981 --> 01:20:31.482 align:center
Yeah, baby!
01:20:32.317 --> 01:20:34.518 align:center
You gave humanity faith!
01:20:40.492 --> 01:20:42.664 align:center
- You did good, kid.
- Oh, uh...
01:20:42.767 --> 01:20:44.464 align:center
Hey! Whoa! It's the guy.
01:20:46.101 --> 01:20:49.397 align:center
Uh, Mom, Dad,
this is the Kollective.
01:20:49.833 --> 01:20:52.939 align:center
What? Eli's got parents?
Oh, hey.
01:20:53.041 --> 01:20:55.544 align:center
Where are my manners?
01:20:55.646 --> 01:20:57.475 align:center
No, we're good, thanks.
01:20:59.115 --> 01:21:00.849 align:center
- Thank you.
- All right!
01:21:00.951 --> 01:21:02.910 align:center
Cool. Cool. Cool mom.
01:21:03.613 --> 01:21:05.351 align:center
Seriously, I...
I like your mom.
01:21:06.019 --> 01:21:07.214 align:center
That's probably good.
01:21:13.225 --> 01:21:14.558 align:center
Looking for someone?
01:21:15.728 --> 01:21:16.725 align:center
Oh.
01:21:17.598 --> 01:21:18.567 align:center
Hey.
01:21:18.669 --> 01:21:20.236 align:center
Just wanted to say, um,
01:21:21.039 --> 01:21:23.671 align:center
Happy New Year, 'cause
I never got to say it
01:21:23.773 --> 01:21:25.800 align:center
at the party or after
01:21:26.576 --> 01:21:27.538 align:center
or at all.
01:21:28.206 --> 01:21:29.474 align:center
There was a lot going on.
01:21:30.546 --> 01:21:32.241 align:center
For sure.
01:21:35.720 --> 01:21:37.380 align:center
You know, I kind of thought
01:21:37.482 --> 01:21:40.815 align:center
in the porta-potty
you were gonna...
01:21:46.664 --> 01:21:48.959 align:center
Wow.
01:21:49.061 --> 01:21:50.900 align:center
What? "Wow"? What?
01:21:51.002 --> 01:21:53.131 align:center
Weird thing to say
after you kiss somebody.
01:21:53.233 --> 01:21:54.730 align:center
Why did I say that?
01:21:56.067 --> 01:21:57.403 align:center
Not very smooth.
01:22:27.772 --> 01:22:28.870 align:center
Of course,
01:22:28.972 --> 01:22:30.271 align:center
ten-time
platinum-selling artist,
01:22:30.373 --> 01:22:33.406 align:center
turned tech entrepreneur,
turned senator elect,
01:22:33.508 --> 01:22:36.075 align:center
Fred Durst will be paying
his respects today.
01:22:36.177 --> 01:22:37.475 align:center
Tell him what's up
for me.
01:22:37.577 --> 01:22:38.878 align:center
And we'll be paying
our respects, too,
01:22:38.980 --> 01:22:40.245 align:center
on this poignant Y2K-Day
01:22:40.347 --> 01:22:43.516 align:center
by playing
a 24-hour block of Limp.
01:22:43.618 --> 01:22:46.188 align:center
Here's the best-selling single
of all time, Rollin'.
01:22:48.121 --> 01:22:49.686 align:center
Fucking sellout.
01:22:51.721 --> 01:22:53.989 align:center
What's up, man?
How you been?
01:22:54.691 --> 01:22:57.564 align:center
Can't believe
we're graduating college.
01:22:58.134 --> 01:23:01.197 align:center
Um, I'll probably stay
in Brooklyn,
01:23:01.299 --> 01:23:02.998 align:center
but you know, who knows?
01:23:03.301 --> 01:23:05.372 align:center
Started a music blog.
01:23:06.436 --> 01:23:08.075 align:center
So Said the Turntable.
01:23:08.177 --> 01:23:10.077 align:center
Yeah, we're still working
on the name.
01:23:10.179 --> 01:23:11.745 align:center
- Well, I mean, it's just me.
- Um...
01:23:11.847 --> 01:23:13.446 align:center
Laura's killing it.
01:23:14.380 --> 01:23:16.913 align:center
I'm coding
for Durst Industries.
01:23:17.482 --> 01:23:20.015 align:center
It's funny
how that all worked out.
01:23:20.985 --> 01:23:23.986 align:center
And I probably won't be able
to make it out as much, so...
01:23:28.397 --> 01:23:31.425 align:center
I had to update your look
with some baller threads.
01:23:31.527 --> 01:23:33.466 align:center
But yeah.
01:23:35.937 --> 01:23:37.338 align:center
I miss you, Sticky.
01:23:47.245 --> 01:23:48.349 align:center
All good?
01:23:50.348 --> 01:23:52.119 align:center
Yeah.
01:23:55.520 --> 01:23:57.318 align:center
Fucking...
01:23:57.420 --> 01:23:58.821 align:center
Skip-proof, my ass.
01:24:00.692 --> 01:24:02.631 align:center
Did you take me off
your Top 8, fucking...
01:24:02.733 --> 01:24:03.826 align:center
What? No!
01:24:05.703 --> 01:24:08.000 align:center
♪ Closing time ♪
01:24:08.269 --> 01:24:10.303 align:center
♪ You don't have to go home ♪
01:24:10.405 --> 01:24:14.842 align:center
♪ But you can't stay here ♪
01:24:16.345 --> 01:24:20.980 align:center
♪ I know who I want
to take me home ♪
01:24:21.482 --> 01:24:26.180 align:center
♪ I know who I want
to take me home ♪
01:24:26.650 --> 01:24:29.691 align:center
♪ I know who I want to... ♪
01:24:36.431 --> 01:24:38.496 align:center
Welcome to the digital realm.
01:24:38.598 --> 01:24:41.497 align:center
Are you ready to get
down?
01:24:41.599 --> 01:24:43.238 align:center
♪ Ooh that girl
so scandalous ♪
01:24:43.340 --> 01:24:44.999 align:center
♪ And you know another...
can't handle it ♪
01:24:45.101 --> 01:24:47.276 align:center
♪ So you shaking that thing
like who's the ish ♪
01:24:47.378 --> 01:24:49.376 align:center
♪ With a look in your eyes
so devilish, uh ♪
01:24:49.478 --> 01:24:50.840 align:center
♪ She like to dance
on the hip-hop spots ♪
01:24:50.942 --> 01:24:53.214 align:center
♪ And cruise to the crews
to connect the dots ♪
01:24:53.316 --> 01:24:55.117 align:center
♪ Not just urban
She likes the pop ♪
01:24:55.219 --> 01:24:56.680 align:center
♪ 'Cause she livin'
la vida loca ♪
01:24:56.782 --> 01:24:59.087 align:center
♪ She had dumps
like a truck, truck, truck ♪
01:24:59.189 --> 01:25:00.084 align:center
♪ Thighs like what ♪
01:25:00.186 --> 01:25:01.388 align:center
♪ What, what ♪
01:25:01.490 --> 01:25:03.222 align:center
♪ Baby, move
your butt, butt, butt, huh ♪
01:25:03.324 --> 01:25:04.655 align:center
♪ I think I'll sing it again ♪
01:25:04.757 --> 01:25:07.227 align:center
♪ She had dumps
like a truck, truck, truck ♪
01:25:07.329 --> 01:25:09.096 align:center
♪ Thighs like
what, what, what ♪
01:25:09.198 --> 01:25:10.657 align:center
♪ All night long ♪
01:25:11.027 --> 01:25:15.865 align:center
♪ Let me see
that [distorted] thong ♪
01:25:16.841 --> 01:25:18.668 align:center
♪ Baby ♪
01:25:18.770 --> 01:25:20.942 align:center
♪ That thong
thong, thong, thong ♪
01:25:21.045 --> 01:25:21.974 align:center
♪ I like it when the beat goes ♪
01:25:22.076 --> 01:25:23.345 align:center
♪ Da na da na ♪
01:25:23.447 --> 01:25:24.706 align:center
- ♪ Baby, make your booty go ♪
- ♪ Da na da na ♪
01:25:24.808 --> 01:25:26.544 align:center
- ♪ Ooh! ♪
- ♪ Da na da na ♪
01:25:26.646 --> 01:25:28.617 align:center
♪ That thong
thong, thong, thong ♪
01:25:29.546 --> 01:25:30.612 align:center
Congratulations.
01:25:30.714 --> 01:25:33.120 align:center
That was
fucking tight.
01:31:35.118 --> 01:31:35.849 align:center
Damn.