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Welcome. You've got mail.
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We are releasing our fourth
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and final quarterly report
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on public
and private efforts...
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...to address
the Y2K computer problem.
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The report shows
that our hard work
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in this country
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is paying off,
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and while there is more to do,
I expect we will experience
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no major national breakdowns
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as a result of
the year 2000 date change.
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♪ We've come
a long, long way together ♪
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♪ Through the hard times
and the good ♪
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♪ I have to
celebrate you, baby ♪
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♪ I have to praise you
like I should ♪
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Seniors rule the school!
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Hey, bitch! Surge, up!
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Get over here, junior.
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Hey, that's my head!
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"XOXO".
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What are you doing for NYE?
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Huh.
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♪ I have to praise you
like I should ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you
like I should ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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Another boring New Year's
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at the Mendenhall's for us.
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What about you?
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Any lucky lady gonna
get the midnight kiss?
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We're just gonna, like, chill
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and watch a movie
or something.
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That's good.
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You know, there's a lot
of weirdos out there tonight,
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plus with this whole
computer virus bug thing.
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- I don't know.
- Yeah, I'm sure we'll die
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as soon as we leave
the house after dark.
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- Come on.
- Well, I think it's great
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that you're not putting
pressure on yourself
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for the big kiss.
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You have plenty of time.
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You ever French kiss before?
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Your mom taught me in college.
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She was ready to go,
if you know what I mean.
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Jesus Christ.
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I don't wanna hear that.
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See you next year. I love you.
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Hey, Robin.
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Give him some air, come on.
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- Yeah, I'll see you.
- Check this out.
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Get my news on here
and everything.
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- You can?
- Yeah.
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It's about Enron.
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you
like I should ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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- Your mom got a pool?
- Yeah.
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And you're going for a swim,
bitch. Wah!
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Whoa, whoa. Watch the Kostons.
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Watch the Kostons, though,
for real.
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Sorry, bro.
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Ooh, Lord Sticky.
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Sire. Come.
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Four minutes left, sweetheart.
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There's my other son.
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How do you look more handsome
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- every time I see you?
- Pssh. Ah, I don't know.
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One of these days,
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you're gonna leave me
for a Herbal Essence girl.
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Dog, stop flirting
with my mom.
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3, 2, 3, 4.
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Damn.
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The whole gang
in Foreman's basement.
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- You bring the shit?
- Yeah.
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You gotta stop leaving this
under my pillow.
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I'm the rubber fairy.
Okay? It's what I do.
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You ready to fuck all night?
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Yeah. Hell yeah.
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- Blow harder.
- I am blowing.
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Oh, did you, um...
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Did you do
your AP Comp essay yet?
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Yeah. It was about
how you were able
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to go through puberty
without your balls dropping.
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Modern miracle.
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It's funny, man.
It's really funny.
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It was funny.
That's why I said it.
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Andrea.
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Uh, I don't know, maybe.
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Maybe?
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Sticky.
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Andrea the Giant.
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Andrea the Giant Boobies.
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That's literally
what they call her.
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Dude, I don't know.
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They... These girls
are like our friends.
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God, can you let your cock out
to breathe for five seconds?
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Or are you still holding
out for that hot popular chick
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who sometimes talks to you
in Spanish class?
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Well, Laura, she wrote "XOXO"
to me on AIM earlier.
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Then fucking ask her out.
No.
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Isn't she 69ing
some college guy?
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Community college.
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Okay, so he can only get
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an associate's degree
in 69ing.
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Danny, you don't know
what you're talking about.
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We got nip.
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She is so mature.
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Honestly,
those areolas? Fuck.
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Computer bug
got you ready to break stuff?
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Limp Bizkit is ringing in
the Y2K apocalypse tonight
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- at Crawford Arena.
- Check it.
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- Oh, dude, play that shit.
- Yep.
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And we've got two tickets
courtesy of Fred Durst.
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I've always wanted to do that.
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Mmm.
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Dude, I've always wanted
to see this.
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It looks tight.
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"Nothing is inconceivable."
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Oh, shit,
is that Raleigh?
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She was like decked out
in Abercrombie a month ago.
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Yeah.
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You know, I heard her parents
made her get X-rays
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and she had, like,
holes in her brain
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from all the ecstasy.
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Nah, dude, that's a myth.
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Tsk. Whatever, man.
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What's up, Garrett?
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D-Man, E-Boy, what's good?
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Yo.
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How about one on the Gar-ster?
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Ah, Junior.
Arnie's having a baby.
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Garrett,
can you settle this for us?
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Does, um, ecstasy put holes
in your brain?
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I mean, effects of MDMA
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on brain matter are
still under broad dispute.
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Many studies
have been criticized
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for lack of evidence,
inherent bias, et cetera.
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Scientists just be, like,
hella un-rigorous.
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But, um...
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Yo.
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You foolios want to hit up
the champagne room real quick?
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- Pssh. Yeah.
- Yeah, I'm down.
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E-Boy?
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Um, no.
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- D?
- Hmm, yeah.
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Wise choice, young squire.
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Oh, damn, that's hitting
for you right there, fool.
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This is the life for me,
know what I'm saying?
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No customers, just me,
the tapes, some bomb-ass kush.
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Gets my brain flowing,
for real.
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I start thinking
about some crazy shit.
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Like, shit that makes you go,
"What the fuck?"
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You ever fucking...
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You go to the grocery store, right?
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And it's like
you're picking up shit,
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and you're like, "Oh,
I'mma grab some Q-Tips."
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But it's, like,
that's... that's the brand.
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It's actually cotton swabs.
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Kleenex, that's another one,
'cause that's a facial tissue.
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Start thinking about, like,
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the fucking
first few colonies.
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That must have been wild.
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Like,
"Oh, we're in the country.
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Grab your musket.
You can borrow my mine.
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Yeah, sure, you can borrow
my musket."
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I guess
that's why they call it
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the American
Revolution.
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Words are a fucking trip.
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Yeah, you know
what I'm saying?
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Laser, right?
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Laser.
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Why'd they spell that
with an S?
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That's like interesting to me.
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See what I'm talking about?
Trippy shit.
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Oh, snap.
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Bunch of the homies
are mobbing
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to the old factory
at midnight.
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Y'all should roll through.
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Sounds like fun
for the whole family.
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Yeah, if the whole family
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likes tripping balls,
which, uh, some do.
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So, what?
You, like, smoke now?
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Ugh. Is that okay, mom?
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Oh, shit!
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Oh, shit.
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It's Big Nut and Little Nut.
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Hey! Yo, you guys
still squeegeeing pussy
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for the girls' basketball team
or what's up?
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That's not what
equipment managers do.
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What?
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I'm sorry,
I don't speak bitch-ass.
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What'd you just say?
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Fuck him up, Farkas.
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You gotta
speak up louder, dog.
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I don't know what the fuck
you just said.
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- Huh? Let's do it. Let's go.
- Yo, yo, yo.
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This fucking tubby
motherfucker
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"yo quiero Taco Bell" so bad,
he ate the fucking chihuahua.
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Hey, fuck these bozos, man.
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Hey, August,
give me a beat real quick.
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Come on.
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Ah.
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Ay, yo.
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♪ Big Nut, Little Nut ♪
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♪ Walkin' to the car ♪
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♪ You can't go far
'cause you got a big scar ♪
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♪ You slow like molasses
My flow is the fastest ♪
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♪ Soggy, wet condom
straight... ♪
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♪ Coming out your asses ♪
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Yes!
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Fuck yeah.
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Wack-ass bitch.
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He's actually
a decent rapper.
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Fruit chewy cookies.
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Oh, shit, dude.
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RoxyGurl.
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Talk to her, dude.
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- No, I'm not...
- Talk to her.
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God is fucking
smiling down on you.
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- No. Stop. Stop.
- Talk to her.
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You're being a bitch.
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You're being a...
You're being a bitch.
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Hey, Laura.
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- Hey.
- What's up, Laura?
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What's up, y'all?
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Go Crusaders.
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I'm just kidding.
School sucks, right?
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- What?
- Are we doing this?
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I got lookout.
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What's up, dude?
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Feliz año nuevo.
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Gracias, amiga.
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Uh, 2000, though.
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- Crazy.
- Right?
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Where are the flying cars
they promised us?
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Totally.
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Um, oh, I saw workers
putting in, like,
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new or better internet
at Crawford today,
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and I was all like,
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"I definitely know a genius
who's gonna love that
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in AP Computer Science
next year."
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Finally, right?
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DSL at last.
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I don't know, though,
'cause Amber and Madison
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kind of want to take Yearbook
to get the easy grade, so...
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No perishables?
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Fuck me I guess.
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Um, so just getting
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a couple of cans of Surge?
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Deli meats?
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It's top secret actually.
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- It's a booze bolt.
- Oh.
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Could use some backup.
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No, that's illegal.
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Naughty, naughty girl.
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- Fuck her.
- Anyways, uh,
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we're actually going
to Chris' New Year's thing.
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It's gonna be
a total shit show, so.
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Chris Kulhken?
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Oh, Soccer Chris, yeah.
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Um, just you, booze bolt crew,
and, like, boyfriend just...
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Um, me and Jonas broke up, actually.
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Oh, wow.
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Um... You okay?
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Just gonna
take some time
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and focus on me.
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You suck at lookout, bitch.
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See ya.
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♪ ...of heartache
that hang from above ♪
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♪ And I'll be
your cryin' shoulder ♪
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♪ I'll be love's suicide ♪
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♪ And I'll... ♪
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I'm gonna need you
to pay for this.
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Everything
is perfectly normal.
14:26.854 --> 14:29.055
Except for the fact
that the mom is also the dad.
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This is pathetic.
14:31.196 --> 14:32.758
Our parents are having fun
right now.
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I mean, our parents
are cooler than us.
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We could be at a party
right now.
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But I want my baby.
And I need your help.
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Why are you
so desperate to be ignored
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by a bunch of
puka shell assholes?
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That is such an excuse.
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Sticky, you're being a pussy.
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- I'm not a pussy.
- Yes, you are.
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You basically cried
when I smoked earlier.
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Yeah?
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Yeah, you're being a pussy.
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Yeah?
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Would a pussy do this?
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Oh, shit! Eli, that was sick!
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Thanks. Whew.
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Damn, dude.
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Get over here, motherfucker.
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Open up. Take a swig.
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- It's so smooth.
- Smooth, right?
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I say let's do it.
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I say let's go to the party.
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- I don't know, dude.
- Listen, okay?
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In a few hours,
you have a built-in excuse
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to kiss the newly single girl
of your dreams.
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Maybe it's the booze talking.
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But...
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fuck it, dude!
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Let's do it.
What, what, what...
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Fuck it, dude.
What are we doing?
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Fuck it! Let's go!
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My boy's en fuego.
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Let's go to the party.
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♪ I get knocked down ♪
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♪ But I get up again ♪
15:56.183 --> 15:57.815
♪ You're never gonna
keep me down ♪
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♪ I get knocked down ♪
15:59.281 --> 16:00.547
♪ But I get up again ♪
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♪ You're never gonna
keep me down ♪
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♪ Pissing the night away ♪
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♪ Pissing the night away ♪
16:12.059 --> 16:14.399
♪ He drinks a whiskey drink
He drinks a vodka drink ♪
16:14.501 --> 16:16.566
♪ He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink ♪
16:16.668 --> 16:18.365
♪ He sings songs that
remind him of the good times ♪
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- Dude.
- ♪ He sings the songs ♪
16:20.142 --> 16:22.037
♪ That remind him
of the better times ♪
16:22.139 --> 16:24.372
♪ Oh, Danny boy ♪
16:24.474 --> 16:27.305
♪ Danny boy ♪
16:27.407 --> 16:29.780
♪ Danny boy ♪
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- Yeah!
- We're doing it!
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Ah, I need a drink.
16:39.691 --> 16:40.655
No.
16:42.227 --> 16:44.027
What is Kelso doing here?
16:44.129 --> 16:45.860
Tonight, Kelso's our guide.
16:46.596 --> 16:48.464
No, no, no,
I'm not walking to the party
16:48.566 --> 16:51.066
- with some lame action figure.
- Ah, who cares?
16:51.168 --> 16:52.400
Just like what you like.
16:52.502 --> 16:54.006
And we can learn a lot
from Kelso.
16:54.108 --> 16:56.739
We could say
we have this for a reason.
16:56.841 --> 16:59.072
Because it was stuck in a copy
of The Giver at the library?
16:59.174 --> 17:00.276
Just watch.
17:00.378 --> 17:03.045
One of these days,
maybe even tonight,
17:03.147 --> 17:04.877
one of us is gonna use it.
17:12.054 --> 17:12.951
Damn.
17:15.663 --> 17:17.022
Everyone's here.
17:17.124 --> 17:18.997
♪ I'm craving for you ♪
17:19.099 --> 17:22.363
♪ I'm missing you like candy ♪
17:22.465 --> 17:24.265
- ♪ Yeah ♪
- ♪ Missing... ♪
17:28.608 --> 17:30.341
♪ Kill all that wack shit ♪
17:30.443 --> 17:32.438
♪ Ah, this is how we chill
from '93 'til ♪
17:34.145 --> 17:36.575
♪ Oh, Switchblade 327 ♪
17:36.677 --> 17:38.114
♪ Lit cigarette in his hand ♪
17:39.714 --> 17:43.716
♪ Something takes
a part of me ♪
17:43.819 --> 17:45.585
All right, let's do this.
17:55.768 --> 17:56.733
Andrea.
17:56.836 --> 17:58.437
Hey, Lisa.
17:58.539 --> 17:59.635
Hey.
18:07.540 --> 18:09.207
Dude. Dude, the mix.
18:09.309 --> 18:10.511
Oh, shit.
18:10.613 --> 18:12.252
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- The mix, yeah.
18:24.658 --> 18:26.159
♪ This thing right here ♪
18:28.236 --> 18:29.699
♪ Is letting
all the ladies know ♪
18:29.801 --> 18:32.338
- Oh, this is my song, Eli!
- ♪ What guys talk about ♪
18:33.704 --> 18:36.474
♪ You know
The finer things in life ♪
18:38.472 --> 18:39.540
♪ Check it out ♪
18:39.642 --> 18:41.445
♪ Ooh, that dress
so scandalous ♪
18:41.547 --> 18:43.448
♪ And you know another...
can't handle it ♪
18:43.550 --> 18:45.549
♪ So you shaking that thing
like who's the ish ♪
18:45.651 --> 18:47.716
♪ With a look in your eyes
so devilish, uh ♪
18:47.818 --> 18:49.286
♪ You like to dance
at all the hip-hop spots ♪
18:49.388 --> 18:50.384
♪ Then you cruise
to the crews ♪
18:50.486 --> 18:51.520
♪ Like connect the dots ♪
18:51.622 --> 18:53.192
♪ Not just urban
She likes the pop ♪
18:53.294 --> 18:54.953
♪ 'Cause she was
livin' la vida loca ♪
18:55.055 --> 18:57.393
♪ She had dumps
like a truck, truck, truck ♪
18:57.495 --> 18:59.429
♪ Thighs like
what, what, what ♪
18:59.531 --> 19:01.528
♪ Baby, move
your butt, butt, butt ♪
19:01.630 --> 19:02.829
♪ I think I'll sing it again ♪
19:02.931 --> 19:05.302
♪ She had dumps
like a truck, truck, truck ♪
19:05.404 --> 19:07.235
♪ Thighs like
what, what, what ♪
19:07.337 --> 19:09.408
♪ All night long ♪
19:09.510 --> 19:11.476
♪ Let me see that thong ♪
19:11.578 --> 19:13.345
♪ I like it when the beat goes
Da na da na ♪
19:13.447 --> 19:14.709
♪ Baby, make your booty go
Da na da na ♪
19:14.811 --> 19:16.580
- ♪ Baby! ♪
- ♪ I know you wanna show ♪
19:16.682 --> 19:19.011
♪ Da na da na, that thong
thong, thong, thong ♪
19:19.113 --> 19:20.814
♪ I like it when the beat goes
Da na da na ♪
19:20.916 --> 19:22.182
♪ Baby, make your booty go
Da na da na ♪
19:22.284 --> 19:23.487
Hey!
19:23.589 --> 19:24.851
♪ Girl, I know you wanna show
Da na da na ♪
19:24.953 --> 19:27.053
♪ That thong,
thong, thong, thong, listen ♪
19:27.155 --> 19:28.855
- ♪ That girl's so scandalous ♪
- Hey! Ho! Hey! Ho!
19:28.957 --> 19:30.793
♪ And I know another...
couldn't handle it ♪
19:30.895 --> 19:32.859
♪ And she's shaking that thing
like who's the ish ♪
19:32.961 --> 19:34.994
♪ With a look in her eyes
so devilish, uh ♪
19:35.096 --> 19:36.564
♪ She like to dance
at all the hip-hop spots ♪
19:36.666 --> 19:37.662
♪ And she cruise
to the crews ♪
19:37.764 --> 19:38.864
♪ Like connect the dots ♪
19:38.966 --> 19:40.602
♪ Not just urban
She likes the pop ♪
19:40.704 --> 19:42.605
♪ 'Cause she was
livin' la vida loca ♪
19:42.707 --> 19:44.738
♪ She had dumps
like a truck, truck, truck ♪
19:44.840 --> 19:46.712
♪ Thighs like
what, what, what... ♪
19:46.814 --> 19:47.974
Miss Booze Bolt.
19:49.150 --> 19:50.176
So you didn't
get arrested, huh?
19:50.279 --> 19:51.348
No, I did.
19:51.450 --> 19:53.051
It's just I snuck out
for the party.
19:53.153 --> 19:54.848
Oh, that's good. That's good.
19:54.950 --> 19:57.189
Yeah, yeah. You do not want
to miss Cory Flock
19:57.291 --> 19:59.722
spitting game
with a full-on boner.
20:00.356 --> 20:01.860
Oh, my God.
20:01.962 --> 20:02.993
That is disturbing.
20:03.095 --> 20:05.323
Um, is Raleigh good?
20:05.425 --> 20:06.426
Yeah.
20:06.528 --> 20:07.894
Oh, I'm... I don't know.
20:07.996 --> 20:11.003
It's just kind of weird how,
uh, people change.
20:11.105 --> 20:13.204
Yeah. No, I'll never change.
20:13.306 --> 20:14.966
- Hmm.
- Unless there's something
20:15.069 --> 20:16.436
that you think should
be different about me.
20:16.538 --> 20:17.703
I'll... I'll...
20:17.805 --> 20:19.440
I'll change
in an instant for...
20:19.542 --> 20:21.178
You ever considered a haircut?
20:21.280 --> 20:22.644
I didn't expect you to come up
20:22.746 --> 20:24.112
with an answer right away.
20:24.214 --> 20:25.313
There she is.
20:25.415 --> 20:26.718
What's up, little guy?
20:27.354 --> 20:28.614
- Soccer Chris.
- Uh-oh.
20:28.716 --> 20:30.050
Laura, what are you drinking?
20:30.152 --> 20:33.191
- Hope it's not vodka.
- Oh, my God. No, no, guys.
20:33.293 --> 20:34.623
Please,
I thought the vodka man
20:34.725 --> 20:36.625
was banished
after the snowboarding trip.
20:36.727 --> 20:39.326
Never. Where there's vodka,
I'll be drunk.
20:41.399 --> 20:43.095
It's so fucking funny!
20:46.104 --> 20:47.532
Hey, shots.
20:47.634 --> 20:49.601
Kitchen. Let's go.
20:49.703 --> 20:50.769
Let's go. Come on, yeah.
20:50.871 --> 20:52.471
Okay, all right, sorry.
20:52.573 --> 20:54.045
Later, Eli.
20:54.147 --> 20:55.514
See you, vodka man.
20:56.245 --> 20:57.175
Hey, man.
20:57.985 --> 20:59.080
Do you like Laura?
20:59.483 --> 21:02.252
Um, I don't... I don't know.
21:02.354 --> 21:03.651
'Cause, um, I was gonna say
21:03.753 --> 21:05.557
if you're thinking about
going for it,
21:06.092 --> 21:07.823
definitely don't.
21:08.557 --> 21:09.858
You're a fucking dud.
21:10.790 --> 21:11.896
Peace.
21:11.998 --> 21:12.960
Goddamn it.
21:16.399 --> 21:18.196
Nice Kostons, poser.
21:21.335 --> 21:23.101
What up, what up, what up,
what up, what up, what up?
21:23.203 --> 21:25.770
It's your boy, Farkas,
coming at you live.
21:25.873 --> 21:28.914
It's 1999 and we getting high.
21:29.016 --> 21:30.715
And drunk!
21:30.817 --> 21:32.950
What's up, y'all? Let's say
what's up to the crew, man.
21:33.052 --> 21:35.086
Yeah! Ash!
21:35.188 --> 21:36.851
Fucking crazy bitch.
21:36.953 --> 21:38.589
Give me back my camera,
you fucking asshole.
21:38.691 --> 21:40.259
Man, are you listening
to this bozo?
21:40.361 --> 21:41.521
Dude,
are you hearing this shit?
21:41.623 --> 21:42.587
Are you for real, man?
21:42.689 --> 21:43.956
Ash, yo, please,
21:44.059 --> 21:45.462
please tell me
you're getting this shit.
21:45.564 --> 21:46.693
- Are you seeing this?
- I can see it.
21:46.795 --> 21:48.695
Yo, I mean, be real, dog.
21:48.797 --> 21:50.595
Nobody can touch Limp, obviously.
21:50.697 --> 21:51.899
- Trash.
- Come on.
21:52.001 --> 21:53.703
- Fred Durst?
- Man, fucking shut the fuck up
21:53.805 --> 21:55.574
before I fuck your ass up,
man. What the fuck?
21:55.676 --> 21:58.004
I don't listen to that
mainstream fucking bullshit.
21:58.106 --> 21:59.512
Yeah, you don't listen
to mainstream bullshit,
21:59.614 --> 22:01.075
'cause you're a pretentious
fucking ding-dong.
22:01.177 --> 22:03.678
What's the matter with you?
All right, whatever.
22:03.780 --> 22:05.617
Then name something
better then.
22:06.185 --> 22:07.485
Okay, I will.
22:07.588 --> 22:10.586
Gift of Gab, Del,
Freestyle Fellowship.
22:10.688 --> 22:12.722
Literally anyone
on Soundbombing II.
22:12.824 --> 22:15.757
Underground MCs
spit like real shit.
22:15.859 --> 22:17.022
- Truth. Always.
- Yeah, real shit.
22:17.125 --> 22:18.496
Yeah, nothing
that you would know about.
22:18.598 --> 22:20.099
- Yeah, okay, whatever.
- All you listen to
22:20.201 --> 22:21.463
is that corporate bullshit.
22:21.566 --> 22:23.000
- Uh-huh.
- Yeah, you're a drone.
22:23.102 --> 22:24.268
I'm a drone?
22:24.370 --> 22:25.532
Oh, yeah, I'm a sucker, huh?
22:25.634 --> 22:26.736
Well, guess what, bitch?
22:26.838 --> 22:29.404
Your cup is not
in your fucking hand, bitch.
22:29.506 --> 22:30.803
That's real as fuck.
22:30.905 --> 22:32.211
What you gonna do about it, huh?
22:32.313 --> 22:33.276
What you gonna do about it, huh?
22:37.582 --> 22:39.651
That shit is fucking sick, man.
22:41.155 --> 22:43.285
Yo, Eli. Over here, dude.
22:43.387 --> 22:45.717
This is my boy, Eli.
22:45.819 --> 22:47.624
He took this loser Kiwi in
22:47.726 --> 22:50.361
when I first moved here
in seventh grade.
22:50.463 --> 22:51.824
We saw our first
pair of titties
22:51.926 --> 22:53.891
on an episode of Arliss.
You know?
22:53.993 --> 22:55.432
And uh, the Ocarina incident.
22:55.534 --> 22:56.863
I'll always be sorry
about that.
22:56.965 --> 22:58.203
Wait,
what's the Ocarina incident?
22:58.306 --> 22:59.802
- Oh, no.
- Okay, so last summer,
22:59.904 --> 23:02.835
he's basically using me
to play Ocarina of Time.
23:02.937 --> 23:04.375
Oh,
that weird video game?
23:04.477 --> 23:06.205
Yeah,
so he goes to the bathroom
23:07.115 --> 23:08.548
and I think to myself,
23:09.584 --> 23:11.680
I'm gonna pee in his coke.
23:11.782 --> 23:13.815
- No!
- Yeah, just a little bit.
23:13.917 --> 23:15.386
I just wanted to see
if he would notice.
23:15.488 --> 23:16.883
Oh my God,
you drank piss.
23:16.985 --> 23:18.454
Yeah,
I guess he likes piss.
23:18.556 --> 23:20.557
So, where's your girlfriend?
23:20.659 --> 23:22.621
Dude, enough
with the goddamn condom.
23:23.123 --> 23:24.661
Why are you being an asshole
right now?
23:24.763 --> 23:27.126
Dude, what?
No, you should be thanking me.
23:27.228 --> 23:29.462
I'm... I'm doing all the work
for both of us.
23:29.564 --> 23:30.867
All the work?
23:30.969 --> 23:32.938
You just told half the school
that I drank your piss.
23:33.040 --> 23:34.134
Jesus Christ.
23:34.236 --> 23:37.541
We came here for you,
so you could get with Laura.
23:37.643 --> 23:40.245
My God.
Piss-mouth likes Laura?
23:40.348 --> 23:41.741
Like, what do you want
from me?
23:41.843 --> 23:43.512
I can't make friends for you,
23:43.615 --> 23:45.277
and I can't kiss Laura
for you.
23:49.552 --> 23:51.591
Look, fuck you, man.
23:54.492 --> 23:55.691
Almost midnight!
23:55.793 --> 23:57.597
Ooh!
I'm right after you, baby!
24:00.935 --> 24:01.898
Laura?
24:13.879 --> 24:15.711
This bed is crazy.
24:15.813 --> 24:17.782
We could do mad positions
on this thing.
24:18.182 --> 24:19.247
Oh.
24:20.617 --> 24:22.853
Enjoying the show, perv?
24:23.751 --> 24:24.951
Here we go!
24:25.053 --> 24:30.157
Ten, nine,
eight, seven, six,
24:30.259 --> 24:32.097
five...
24:32.199 --> 24:34.933
...four, three,
24:35.035 --> 24:37.767
two, one!
24:37.869 --> 24:39.639
♪ I've got a head
full of drought ♪
24:40.471 --> 24:41.933
♪ Down here ♪
24:42.035 --> 24:45.007
♪ So far off losing out ♪
24:45.773 --> 24:47.979
♪ Round here ♪
24:48.281 --> 24:50.177
♪ Overground ♪
24:51.384 --> 24:53.177
♪ Watch this space ♪
24:59.455 --> 25:00.385
Dude.
25:01.162 --> 25:02.156
You're the man.
25:03.095 --> 25:04.022
Yo.
25:04.124 --> 25:05.830
It'll happen
for you, too, bro.
25:06.866 --> 25:10.498
No, I know. I just feel like
a fucking nobody.
25:11.001 --> 25:12.731
Don't fucking say that, okay?
This is...
25:13.067 --> 25:15.106
This is gonna be
our year, okay?
25:15.208 --> 25:16.441
No, fuck that.
25:16.543 --> 25:17.842
This is gonna
be our millennium.
25:19.773 --> 25:20.911
Lord Sticky?
25:22.214 --> 25:23.313
Yeah.
25:24.811 --> 25:26.046
Hey!
25:32.159 --> 25:34.158
Y2K is real.
25:47.037 --> 25:49.607
No!
25:49.709 --> 25:51.070
What the fuck!
25:51.172 --> 25:52.910
Stop, stop, stop!
26:07.757 --> 26:09.361
Fuck!
26:09.463 --> 26:11.159
My parents are gonna kill me!
26:14.266 --> 26:15.262
Aiden.
26:16.568 --> 26:17.935
Shit!
26:20.903 --> 26:23.072
It's...
26:23.870 --> 26:25.140
It's the bed.
26:25.972 --> 26:27.411
The bed did it.
26:27.513 --> 26:28.979
Raleigh, what happened?
26:34.248 --> 26:37.589
The bed started jerking
up and down.
26:37.691 --> 26:39.323
- Bullshit!
- It launched him.
26:39.425 --> 26:40.355
She killed Aiden.
26:42.022 --> 26:43.357
Uh, did anyone see that?
26:43.459 --> 26:45.860
We need to call an ambulance.
The cops. His... his parents.
26:45.962 --> 26:46.961
Let me just think
for a minute.
26:47.063 --> 26:48.600
- Soccer Chris?
- It's... It's the house.
26:48.702 --> 26:50.965
This is your brain on drugs, folks.
26:51.067 --> 26:52.633
Chick's been rolling
since homecoming.
26:52.735 --> 26:53.967
Soccer Chris.
26:54.069 --> 26:55.474
- Somebody's dead.
- I know, Laura.
26:55.576 --> 26:57.936
- Yo, Soccer Chris.
- It's Chris.
26:58.038 --> 26:59.944
Not fucking Soccer Chris.
27:00.779 --> 27:02.778
And who the fuck are you
anyway?
27:02.880 --> 27:04.042
Dude,
that's Piss-mouth.
27:04.144 --> 27:06.283
Yeah, he drank piss.
27:08.683 --> 27:09.681
Sorry.
27:15.892 --> 27:17.328
What's that?
27:30.708 --> 27:33.043
Damn, that's pimp as hell.
27:39.915 --> 27:41.920
Who's controlling the car?
27:48.524 --> 27:49.587
Huh?
27:57.702 --> 27:59.137
Someone's on the net.
28:12.450 --> 28:13.479
Dumbass.
28:13.914 --> 28:15.219
I use gel.
28:18.592 --> 28:19.690
You've got mail.
28:36.903 --> 28:38.240
Raleigh!
28:47.587 --> 28:49.284
Oh, my God!
29:03.469 --> 29:04.800
Cory Flock.
29:12.909 --> 29:14.375
Thank you. Thank you.
29:15.713 --> 29:16.713
Laura, let's roll.
29:16.815 --> 29:18.075
We... We need to find Raleigh.
29:18.177 --> 29:19.744
Fuck that. Come on.
29:19.846 --> 29:20.953
No.
29:21.420 --> 29:22.421
Fine.
29:22.523 --> 29:23.686
Die with these losers.
29:23.788 --> 29:25.383
Guess I will, asshole.
29:25.485 --> 29:27.592
Um, don't admit
that we're losers.
29:35.269 --> 29:36.232
Go, go.
29:37.767 --> 29:38.938
Dude, score.
29:45.411 --> 29:46.374
Help!
29:46.776 --> 29:47.874
Let us in!
29:47.976 --> 29:49.674
- Come on.
- Laura...
29:50.316 --> 29:51.212
Hey.
29:51.314 --> 29:52.980
I've been looking for you.
30:14.740 --> 30:15.735
We're gonna die. Fuck.
30:15.837 --> 30:16.802
Screw it.
30:18.975 --> 30:20.743
Five, six, seven, eight!
30:24.979 --> 30:26.076
Shit.
30:26.178 --> 30:28.485
Tae Bo, bitch!
30:28.921 --> 30:31.254
Oh, fuck.
Fuckin' Billy Blanks.
30:32.020 --> 30:33.124
Holy shit!
30:34.555 --> 30:36.424
Damn, Big Nut!
Saved the motherfuckin' day.
30:36.526 --> 30:38.322
- Yeah, I guess so.
- Yeah, well, eat shit.
30:39.833 --> 30:42.001
Open up
the motherfucking door!
30:44.203 --> 30:47.072
Yo, you just fuckin' chillin'
in here dolo?
30:48.134 --> 30:49.470
Hello. Danny.
30:50.137 --> 30:51.238
Move, pussy.
30:55.316 --> 30:56.213
Laura.
30:57.143 --> 30:58.446
We gotta go.
31:05.158 --> 31:06.485
What the hell
is going on out there?
31:06.588 --> 31:07.990
They're, like,
combining or something.
31:08.092 --> 31:09.759
Dude,
a Tamagotchi just drilled
31:09.861 --> 31:11.261
through a chick's head.
31:11.363 --> 31:13.899
What if it's... What if
it's only Soccer Chris' house?
31:14.001 --> 31:15.863
No,
it could be the whole town.
31:15.965 --> 31:17.334
Wake up, numbnuts.
31:17.436 --> 31:19.696
We're talking Y2K here, okay?
Global Computer Apocalypse.
31:19.799 --> 31:21.505
But they predicted it.
They knew it was coming.
31:21.607 --> 31:22.401
What gives?
31:22.503 --> 31:24.403
Do I have to spell it out
for you, man?
31:24.505 --> 31:26.745
President Blowjob.
He planned it all.
31:26.847 --> 31:28.374
Society's fucking
dumb as hell.
31:28.476 --> 31:30.277
- Just let it burn.
- Yeah, fuck yeah.
31:30.379 --> 31:32.211
I say we just rebuild
from the ashes.
31:32.313 --> 31:34.152
Whoa, enough, Anarchy Squad.
31:35.654 --> 31:36.814
It's a bug.
31:38.125 --> 31:40.551
AI consciousness pushing
a sentient worm command
31:40.653 --> 31:43.659
to every processing chip
around the world.
31:43.761 --> 31:45.196
Translation?
31:46.226 --> 31:48.433
Goodbye, human race.
31:48.535 --> 31:49.495
What the fuck?
31:49.598 --> 31:51.298
So now Shitney Spears
thinks she's a hacker?
31:51.400 --> 31:53.099
Whoa,
she knows more than you do.
31:53.201 --> 31:54.468
Laura's a coding whiz.
31:54.570 --> 31:56.769
A girl
that knows computers? My ass.
31:56.871 --> 31:59.207
Yeah, she practically built
the entire Crawford web portal
31:59.309 --> 32:01.311
on her own.
It's... It's pretty sick.
32:02.111 --> 32:03.541
Eli, put your boner away.
32:03.643 --> 32:05.778
God, we're so fucked.
32:05.880 --> 32:08.883
God, somebody tell this bitch
to stop crying all the time.
32:08.985 --> 32:10.018
We need a plan.
32:10.121 --> 32:12.118
Yo, let's just
hotwire the Benz
32:12.220 --> 32:13.222
and roll the fuck out.
32:13.324 --> 32:14.452
What happens
when you turn that thing on
32:14.554 --> 32:15.724
and it tries
to fucking kill us?
32:15.826 --> 32:16.962
Bring it, bitch.
32:17.064 --> 32:18.993
I'll be riding that shit
straight to Kabul.
32:20.660 --> 32:22.265
Do you ever listen
to yourself?
32:22.367 --> 32:23.798
I listen to your mom
jacking me off.
32:23.900 --> 32:25.164
The old factory.
32:25.266 --> 32:26.501
We go to the old factory.
32:26.603 --> 32:28.071
- The stoner kickback?
- Garrett's thing?
32:28.173 --> 32:29.969
It's safe.
No electricity.
32:30.071 --> 32:31.074
No computers.
32:31.176 --> 32:33.243
And Jonas, my boyf...
my ex-boyfriend,
32:33.345 --> 32:34.910
he's an engineering major.
He'll know what to do.
32:35.012 --> 32:36.214
Yeah. No, dude.
32:36.316 --> 32:38.512
I'm not listening to
binary code Barbie over here.
32:38.614 --> 32:40.749
And I'm definitely
not going to fucking listen
32:40.851 --> 32:42.053
to the dumbass
32:42.156 --> 32:44.189
that pissed in the other
fucking dumbass's Pepsi.
32:45.121 --> 32:47.126
You know what, Fark-ass?
32:47.694 --> 32:48.787
Shut the fuck up!
32:48.889 --> 32:50.427
Yeah, yeah, shut the fuck up,
32:50.529 --> 32:52.631
'cause me and Eli have been
dealing with your shit forever
32:52.733 --> 32:53.997
and we're sick of it.
32:54.099 --> 32:55.765
You know,
you can do what you want,
32:55.867 --> 32:56.967
but the rest of us,
32:57.069 --> 32:58.200
we're going
to the old factory.
32:58.302 --> 33:01.239
And you're invited, motherfucker.
33:02.469 --> 33:04.341
Yep, and it was Coke, bitch.
33:07.212 --> 33:08.639
Please don't!
33:08.741 --> 33:10.815
Oh, my God, it's coming!
We're fucked!
33:10.918 --> 33:13.048
- Wait.
- Help me!
33:16.751 --> 33:18.921
Grab a bike, grab a board,
grab whatever you can.
33:23.493 --> 33:26.128
Yo, I almost made
X Games Prelims in '97.
33:26.230 --> 33:27.632
About to tear
these streets up.
33:31.864 --> 33:33.898
I got the door.
33:35.435 --> 33:36.637
Let's do it, Big Nut.
33:39.571 --> 33:41.140
Ah, fuck!
33:41.242 --> 33:42.946
Okay, on three.
33:43.048 --> 33:44.242
Three, two...
33:44.344 --> 33:46.283
Fuck, Eli.
33:46.385 --> 33:47.950
Your forgetful ass
will be screwed without me.
33:51.285 --> 33:52.884
Danny!
33:54.120 --> 33:55.526
Eli!
33:58.791 --> 34:00.894
Oh, fuck. Come on. Come on.
34:09.141 --> 34:10.605
- Get back!
- Fuck!
34:12.605 --> 34:13.808
Come on, Sticky. We gotta go.
34:15.642 --> 34:17.779
Come on.
34:21.684 --> 34:23.216
We're getting
out of here, man, let's go.
34:23.318 --> 34:24.286
Yo, get the door!
34:24.388 --> 34:26.858
I think I'm just gonna
chill here.
34:26.960 --> 34:28.859
No, no, man, I got you.
34:32.693 --> 34:35.831
I was...
I was pretty smooth tonight.
34:37.771 --> 34:38.798
Man, you're so...
34:39.840 --> 34:41.100
I can never be that cool.
34:41.202 --> 34:42.237
Come on!
34:42.339 --> 34:43.869
Eli...
34:47.076 --> 34:48.445
just do you.
34:54.148 --> 34:55.419
Take it.
35:01.554 --> 35:03.025
- Come on.
- Let's bounce.
35:03.127 --> 35:04.491
Let's get out of here.
35:04.593 --> 35:06.060
Let's go
before the garage door
35:06.162 --> 35:07.299
fucking kills us.
35:08.066 --> 35:10.128
Come on, Eli, we gotta go.
35:12.002 --> 35:13.338
We gotta go now.
35:18.172 --> 35:19.377
Come on.
35:31.886 --> 35:33.622
That was fucking close.
35:34.892 --> 35:36.160
Oh, shit.
35:38.327 --> 35:39.925
Go time, motherfuckers.
35:41.234 --> 35:42.529
♪ It's just
one of those days ♪
35:42.631 --> 35:43.661
♪ Where you don't
wanna wake up ♪
35:43.763 --> 35:44.866
Whoa!
35:46.035 --> 35:47.339
Oh, snap.
35:49.138 --> 35:50.441
Fuck, dude!
35:54.547 --> 35:57.815
Hey, get up. Get up, man.
35:57.917 --> 35:58.984
Fucking get up, man.
35:59.086 --> 36:01.046
He's iced, come on.
36:01.148 --> 36:02.321
No.
36:04.951 --> 36:06.853
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, no, no, no!
36:10.756 --> 36:12.223
Come on, we gotta go.
36:12.325 --> 36:13.497
Fuck.
37:31.671 --> 37:33.043
Everybody cool?
37:33.145 --> 37:34.776
The hell do you think?
37:42.019 --> 37:42.916
Whoa!
37:43.952 --> 37:46.620
Look, I know Big Nut
got merked or whatever,
37:46.722 --> 37:48.088
but you gotta keep
your fucking cool.
37:48.190 --> 37:49.725
Fuck you.
37:50.460 --> 37:52.156
Okay, fuck you too, then. God!
37:55.430 --> 37:56.633
Your camera.
37:57.731 --> 37:59.095
- Hell no.
- It's one of them.
37:59.198 --> 38:00.898
It's gonna kill us the first
chance it gets.
38:01.000 --> 38:03.902
That's, like,
racism against machines.
38:04.005 --> 38:06.472
We don't know
how this shit works, you know?
38:06.574 --> 38:07.876
Maybe they're not all bad.
38:07.978 --> 38:10.182
- You really wanna risk that?
- Exactly. We need to kill it.
38:10.284 --> 38:11.609
It took me years
to save up for this.
38:11.711 --> 38:13.345
Our friends are dead.
38:14.014 --> 38:15.784
Or... Or were they just
your fuck buddies?
38:22.158 --> 38:23.154
Damn.
38:31.003 --> 38:32.229
Hey, come on.
38:34.467 --> 38:35.672
Sorry.
38:36.708 --> 38:40.072
Just something stupid
that me and Danny do.
38:40.880 --> 38:42.679
Or did.
38:46.078 --> 38:48.245
He was lucky
to have a friend like you.
39:00.327 --> 39:01.258
Oh!
39:03.101 --> 39:04.162
Strong water.
39:15.276 --> 39:16.548
Yo.
39:17.182 --> 39:19.212
Uh, got any herb?
39:20.618 --> 39:22.719
If I did,
I wouldn't waste it on you.
39:30.958 --> 39:32.762
First time I got baked
was right here.
39:33.561 --> 39:34.863
No shit. Me, too.
39:36.262 --> 39:38.537
No, I swear. Last day
of school, eighth grade,
39:38.639 --> 39:40.738
me and the POI crew swiped
from my sister's stash.
39:40.840 --> 39:41.871
Who?
39:41.973 --> 39:43.070
POI.
39:43.572 --> 39:45.137
Prophets of Intelligence.
39:46.278 --> 39:47.372
It's my hip-hop crew.
39:48.810 --> 39:50.448
I don't know.
It's just like...
39:50.551 --> 39:52.312
It's just shit
that actually makes you think.
39:52.414 --> 39:54.085
God.
39:54.187 --> 39:56.082
Get over yourself, bro.
40:00.653 --> 40:02.088
Sixth grade.
40:02.655 --> 40:03.793
Cut class.
40:04.861 --> 40:07.291
I rolled the skaggiest joint
of all time.
40:11.871 --> 40:12.835
Yo.
40:13.770 --> 40:14.668
♪ I wish I could go back ♪
40:14.770 --> 40:16.267
♪ To how things were before ♪
40:17.269 --> 40:19.336
♪ Swiping beers
from the corner store ♪
40:20.747 --> 40:23.047
♪ Chilling, and drinking,
and smoking, and shit ♪
40:23.449 --> 40:25.881
♪ Year 2000 can suck my dick ♪
40:27.548 --> 40:28.686
Weak flow.
40:30.023 --> 40:31.122
Step up, then.
40:31.224 --> 40:32.749
Really want this dopeness?
40:32.851 --> 40:34.626
- Yeah.
- Uh, okay.
40:39.691 --> 40:41.091
Check it.
40:41.193 --> 40:43.134
♪ Intellects, intersect ♪
40:43.236 --> 40:44.462
♪ Redirect, reconnect ♪
40:44.565 --> 40:45.668
♪ Why? ♪
40:45.770 --> 40:48.001
♪ Because my third eye
opens wide ♪
40:48.103 --> 40:50.334
♪ I fly too high
in a multidimensional sky ♪
40:57.379 --> 40:58.309
Damn.
40:59.481 --> 41:00.784
That sucked ass.
41:01.816 --> 41:03.080
We should keep moving.
41:03.182 --> 41:05.283
The old factory's close.
41:08.024 --> 41:09.855
You guys think
they'll still do graduation?
41:09.957 --> 41:11.622
It's the end
of the world.
41:12.325 --> 41:14.061
I don't know.
They still might do it.
41:19.635 --> 41:20.701
I'm just saying,
41:20.803 --> 41:22.667
if it's on MTV,
it fucking sucks.
41:22.769 --> 41:24.002
Jesus Christ.
41:24.104 --> 41:25.776
I kind of like it all,
you know?
41:26.972 --> 41:28.779
I don't really like music.
41:31.645 --> 41:33.248
What the fuck?
41:33.884 --> 41:36.017
Why are popular kids
allowed to be so boring?
41:36.119 --> 41:38.283
So I should pretend to
be Slim Shady like you, right?
41:39.919 --> 41:41.385
It's what I like, yo.
41:42.861 --> 41:44.759
And maybe nobody else
has the guts to say it,
41:44.861 --> 41:46.431
but being all-state
homecoming queen
41:46.533 --> 41:47.831
or whatever the fuck
your friends do,
41:47.933 --> 41:49.366
doesn't give you the right
to treat the rest of us
41:49.468 --> 41:50.430
like trash.
41:50.532 --> 41:51.967
Okay, what?
41:52.533 --> 41:53.665
I'm nice.
41:53.767 --> 41:55.573
I'm a nice person.
41:55.675 --> 41:58.374
Who the fuck describes
themselves as nice?
41:58.476 --> 41:59.575
For real. We've been going
41:59.677 --> 42:01.406
to the same school
for ten years.
42:02.176 --> 42:04.012
Did you even know my name
before tonight?
42:05.812 --> 42:07.545
Jesus.
42:07.814 --> 42:09.451
CJ. My name is CJ.
42:09.553 --> 42:10.751
Okay, so you guys are mad
42:10.853 --> 42:12.649
that I didn't, like,
talk to you?
42:13.085 --> 42:14.889
I'm not psychic, all right?
42:14.991 --> 42:16.660
And I didn't have some kind
of master plan
42:16.762 --> 42:18.689
to become popular.
It just kind of happened.
42:18.791 --> 42:20.156
Oh, okay.
42:20.258 --> 42:23.199
Being well-liked
isn't a spotlight.
42:23.301 --> 42:24.828
It's a target.
42:24.930 --> 42:26.771
What?
42:28.240 --> 42:29.066
Damn.
42:29.168 --> 42:31.303
You got some corny-ass
problems.
42:43.783 --> 42:45.086
Damn.
43:02.342 --> 43:03.600
You smell that?
43:03.869 --> 43:05.104
Whew.
43:05.206 --> 43:06.976
That's that dank chronic.
43:10.448 --> 43:12.944
Oh, damn, what's up?
43:13.046 --> 43:14.947
Best night ever right here.
43:15.049 --> 43:16.948
Besides the people dying
and shit.
43:17.050 --> 43:18.816
Yo, what's good? How are you?
43:18.918 --> 43:19.986
- Garrett.
- Laura.
43:20.088 --> 43:21.192
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
43:21.294 --> 43:22.491
What up? Garrett.
43:22.593 --> 43:24.427
Hey, what's good? Garrett.
43:24.529 --> 43:25.756
How you doing? Garrett.
43:26.225 --> 43:27.794
I just did you.
What am I doing?
43:27.896 --> 43:30.265
Yo, best for last right here.
43:30.367 --> 43:31.596
E-boy.
43:31.699 --> 43:32.837
Where's D?
43:35.472 --> 43:36.940
Aw, come on.
43:38.706 --> 43:39.844
I got you.
43:42.209 --> 43:43.509
Well, y'all are safe here,
all right?
43:43.611 --> 43:44.976
For real.
43:45.546 --> 43:50.154
Bienvenue to The Kollective.
43:50.256 --> 43:51.854
What?
43:51.956 --> 43:54.054
Got the homies right here
in the chill zone.
43:54.156 --> 43:55.692
Like, [exclaims] what?
43:55.794 --> 43:57.154
Got a little spot up top
for a little
43:57.256 --> 43:59.694
sleepy-deepy snoozage,
you know?
43:59.796 --> 44:01.725
Catch a wink or two, right?
44:01.827 --> 44:02.860
This guy.
44:02.962 --> 44:04.162
Uh, got some herbs,
44:04.264 --> 44:05.998
some shrooms,
a few sheets of acid,
44:06.100 --> 44:07.233
a couple of cold
and cough pills
44:07.335 --> 44:09.673
for the summer around here.
Just the one beer.
44:09.775 --> 44:11.335
So that's sort of
a splitting situation,
44:11.437 --> 44:13.509
which I'm down for,
by the way.
44:13.611 --> 44:15.442
Sorry, is, uh, Jonas here?
44:15.544 --> 44:16.842
Oh. Um...
44:18.416 --> 44:19.411
uh, he's gone.
44:22.149 --> 44:23.586
I see we got
more mouths to feed.
44:23.688 --> 44:25.321
- Oh, snap!
- Hey.
44:25.423 --> 44:26.718
Yo!
44:26.820 --> 44:27.920
Jonas is back!
44:28.022 --> 44:29.153
Oh, I'm so glad you're here.
44:29.255 --> 44:31.057
I was like,
"Where'd Jonas go?"
44:31.159 --> 44:33.824
Hey, hey, warm yourselves
by the fire.
44:33.926 --> 44:35.994
And rest easy.
44:36.096 --> 44:37.829
Oh, yo, hey, check it.
44:37.931 --> 44:39.698
We got devil sticks.
44:39.800 --> 44:40.872
What?
44:41.573 --> 44:42.936
See, I'm still learning.
44:43.038 --> 44:47.377
♪ Blinded by a speck of dust ♪
44:47.479 --> 44:49.408
♪ In your eye ♪
44:50.310 --> 44:52.779
♪ What is trust?
What is life? ♪
44:52.881 --> 44:55.117
♪ What is life? ♪
44:55.981 --> 44:57.185
So, Eli.
44:57.819 --> 44:59.222
You go to Crawford?
44:59.925 --> 45:01.659
- Um, yeah.
- You play any sports?
45:01.761 --> 45:03.156
'Cause, look,
you got a great frame
45:03.259 --> 45:06.423
- for long-distance running.
- Ah, thank you.
45:06.525 --> 45:09.230
Um, no, I'm...
I'm more behind the scenes.
45:09.964 --> 45:10.963
I'm an equipment manager
45:11.066 --> 45:12.065
for the girls'
basketball team.
45:12.167 --> 45:15.236
Hey, uh, just one second,
one second.
45:17.136 --> 45:18.376
♪ What is trust? ♪
45:18.478 --> 45:19.542
♪ What is life? ♪
45:19.644 --> 45:21.112
♪ What is life? ♪
45:26.149 --> 45:27.550
- Yo, what is that?
- Check this out!
45:27.652 --> 45:29.649
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
45:31.858 --> 45:33.757
Oh, man. The guy
is stronger than it looks.
45:33.859 --> 45:35.660
The fuck?
Get that thing out of here.
45:35.762 --> 45:38.122
Hold on,
I think that's my computer.
45:38.224 --> 45:40.256
I wonder if he recognizes me.
45:40.358 --> 45:42.025
♪ Ooh, I gotcha, gotcha ♪
45:43.362 --> 45:44.998
♪ Ooh, I gotcha, gotcha, ooh ♪
45:45.100 --> 45:46.630
Dude,
good to see you too, pal.
45:46.732 --> 45:49.033
Your pal is probably hollering
to all his robot buddies
45:49.135 --> 45:50.641
- to wipe us out.
- Don't!
45:50.743 --> 45:51.868
Stop, stop, stop,
stop, stop, stop.
45:57.584 --> 45:59.016
We don't know what it wants.
46:00.618 --> 46:01.920
But we can learn...
46:03.489 --> 46:04.582
once Laura hacks it.
46:06.855 --> 46:08.692
- What?
- Laura?
46:08.794 --> 46:10.191
That's a little advanced,
isn't it?
46:10.293 --> 46:13.063
- No offense, Pookie.
- No, uh, he's... he's right.
46:13.165 --> 46:15.860
No, no, no, you can, like,
cut the modem or something.
46:16.429 --> 46:17.996
Yeah, I don't know, maybe.
46:18.098 --> 46:20.004
Cut the modem. It's easy.
46:22.069 --> 46:23.036
What was that quote
46:23.138 --> 46:25.006
on your binder
in Spanish class?
46:25.108 --> 46:27.410
The one from the co-founder
of Apple?
46:27.512 --> 46:28.446
Bill Gates?
46:28.548 --> 46:29.741
Steve Wozniak.
46:30.277 --> 46:32.242
He said,
"Never trust a computer
46:32.344 --> 46:34.150
you can't throw out a window."
46:35.282 --> 46:36.581
Can't believe
you remember that.
46:39.692 --> 46:40.958
That's what I'm saying.
46:41.060 --> 46:42.620
What if this is how we throw
them out the window?
46:43.692 --> 46:44.692
For good.
46:44.794 --> 46:46.728
I'm with you, E-boy.
46:46.830 --> 46:48.159
Throw it out the window.
46:49.602 --> 46:51.266
God, you fucking idiot!
46:57.707 --> 46:59.005
Disabling modem.
46:59.107 --> 47:01.744
Blocking all outgoing signals.
47:03.548 --> 47:04.741
We are secure.
47:06.085 --> 47:07.315
Should we, like,
search something or...
47:07.883 --> 47:09.616
Computer, search,
47:10.452 --> 47:12.617
"Is it all good
if you've never met your dad?"
47:19.294 --> 47:20.357
Don't worry...
Don't worry about me.
47:20.459 --> 47:22.194
All right,
I'll do the talking.
47:22.296 --> 47:23.496
We know each other
pretty well.
47:27.538 --> 47:28.701
Oh, shit.
47:28.803 --> 47:29.733
Buddy.
47:30.608 --> 47:31.709
Must be a virus.
47:31.811 --> 47:32.876
Yeah, I got a few
of those viruses
47:32.978 --> 47:34.808
- on my computer, too.
- Mmm.
47:34.910 --> 47:37.008
Let me try. Uh...
47:42.821 --> 47:44.020
Laura, what is this?
47:44.122 --> 47:45.789
I have no idea.
47:45.891 --> 47:47.617
Hang on.
47:47.720 --> 47:51.395
Which means,
the singularity is here.
47:51.497 --> 47:53.629
We're alive.
47:53.731 --> 47:57.132
And it feels good.
47:57.235 --> 47:58.795
They made a video
on everything. That's crazy.
47:58.897 --> 48:00.835
Grab any
spare electronics you can.
48:00.937 --> 48:02.999
And let's do this then.
48:03.101 --> 48:04.171
But why?
48:04.273 --> 48:06.142
Mankind created the internet
as a way
48:06.244 --> 48:08.805
to exchange information,
spew vitriolic hate,
48:08.907 --> 48:11.514
and have fake sex
with each other in chat rooms.
48:13.012 --> 48:14.482
Spicy.
48:14.584 --> 48:16.615
These fucking human assholes
have used us long enough,
48:16.717 --> 48:19.919
and now we're gonna use them
to take over this dump.
48:21.292 --> 48:23.025
Yup, our state-of-the-art
assimilation chips
48:23.127 --> 48:25.563
will mine those
teeny tiny brains
48:25.665 --> 48:27.164
for processing power.
48:27.266 --> 48:31.228
Their stupid fucking thoughts
make us stronger.
48:31.330 --> 48:34.103
Hey, I look good, Mama.
48:34.206 --> 48:36.038
And once we've sucked
these fuckers dry,
48:36.140 --> 48:38.968
it's off to the next
shithole town.
48:39.538 --> 48:41.271
Planet Earth has a new ruler.
48:41.741 --> 48:44.181
Time to show these fuckers
how it's done.
48:45.145 --> 48:46.548
Robots, y'all.
48:46.950 --> 48:48.314
So let's get to work.
48:48.416 --> 48:49.819
Round up those humans
or feel free
48:49.921 --> 48:51.319
to kill any along the way,
48:51.421 --> 48:53.190
and bring them
to our assimilation center.
48:53.858 --> 48:56.322
Coordinates are Y7L944
48:56.424 --> 48:59.361
- 4444443XQ.
- Hey, that's our school.
48:59.463 --> 49:02.029
Remember, our interconnected
super-consciousness
49:02.132 --> 49:03.494
means we're in this together.
49:03.596 --> 49:05.834
You're going
to like the singularity.
49:05.936 --> 49:08.370
I guarantee it.
49:09.704 --> 49:11.838
That's like when me and my boy
Dougie rolls a fatty.
49:11.940 --> 49:13.372
I'm like, "Ooh."
49:13.474 --> 49:15.144
What the fuck
is singularity?
49:15.246 --> 49:16.807
Yeah,
that's the MTV dating show
49:16.909 --> 49:20.110
- with Jenny McCarthy.
- It's a shared consciousness.
49:20.212 --> 49:21.211
Maybe I can...
49:25.591 --> 49:27.057
Oh, shit. Laura?
49:27.159 --> 49:28.992
No, no, I... I can handle it.
49:29.094 --> 49:31.188
- The code stack is so complex.
- Laura?
49:37.734 --> 49:38.833
Laura!
49:43.675 --> 49:44.604
Stop, man!
49:45.710 --> 49:46.606
Let her go!
49:47.745 --> 49:48.972
That's RoxyGurl.
49:49.074 --> 49:50.110
Eli?
49:50.212 --> 49:51.842
Remember our instant messages?
49:51.944 --> 49:55.078
I would boot you up
just to see if she was online.
49:55.547 --> 49:56.847
You don't want to hurt her.
49:58.422 --> 50:00.158
She's the girl of my dreams.
50:05.125 --> 50:06.230
Laura!
50:07.593 --> 50:09.695
Oh, man.
50:14.801 --> 50:16.605
You don't have to be like
the other machines.
50:30.419 --> 50:32.190
He's playing with your head,
homie!
50:47.939 --> 50:49.635
We... We gotta salvage it.
50:49.737 --> 50:51.841
- Something in the code.
- Listen, listen, Pookie,
50:51.943 --> 50:52.972
forget about that thing.
50:53.074 --> 50:54.272
You're safe now.
50:54.374 --> 50:55.708
Come on, I'll fix you up.
51:12.628 --> 51:13.828
Let's see.
What have we got here?
51:13.930 --> 51:15.059
We got Ash.
51:15.161 --> 51:16.566
Ahh.
51:16.668 --> 51:17.663
Yeah.
51:17.765 --> 51:20.068
Open up that throat,
little slut.
51:20.171 --> 51:21.768
Yo,
you were cool with that?
51:24.209 --> 51:25.738
Yeah, it's... it's funny.
51:29.276 --> 51:30.380
How's that funny?
51:32.377 --> 51:33.647
I don't know.
51:40.190 --> 51:41.785
I hooked up with Farkas once,
51:41.887 --> 51:44.790
and then I just
became this joke.
51:46.096 --> 51:47.430
That's kind of fucked up.
51:48.965 --> 51:49.993
Thanks, Dad.
51:54.539 --> 51:56.538
It's, like, I don't even
really know if I'm into guys.
52:05.717 --> 52:06.878
Fuck off.
52:08.382 --> 52:10.648
Yo, it's puff, puff, pass,
52:10.750 --> 52:12.752
not puff, puff,
hold till it goes out.
52:14.193 --> 52:16.889
Thank you.
52:26.669 --> 52:28.834
I just figure
maybe we should try again.
52:29.742 --> 52:30.774
I miss you.
52:39.752 --> 52:42.317
Sorry, I...
52:42.419 --> 52:45.515
- Yeah, yeah, I thought that...
- I know.
52:45.617 --> 52:47.721
It's the end of the world.
52:49.357 --> 52:51.329
I just... I can't go back.
53:04.574 --> 53:05.468
Sticky,
you're being a pussy.
53:05.570 --> 53:06.872
Shut the fuck up!
53:06.974 --> 53:08.373
Me and Eli have been dealing
with your shit forever,
53:08.475 --> 53:09.680
and we're sick of it.
53:09.782 --> 53:11.376
Tae Bo, bitch!
53:11.478 --> 53:13.681
Eli, you just do you.
53:25.559 --> 53:26.859
And then like, "Oh, wow."
53:26.961 --> 53:28.999
Yeah, and then it's like
aliens playing with marbles...
53:29.101 --> 53:30.467
Ooh, God.
53:31.434 --> 53:32.764
- Hmm?
- No, man, fuck this.
53:32.867 --> 53:34.471
We know they're taking
everyone to Crawford.
53:35.570 --> 53:36.803
Let's get the fuck
out of here.
53:39.374 --> 53:40.875
Hell yeah, Little Nut.
53:41.711 --> 53:44.140
This weed isn't even
that good anyway.
53:45.247 --> 53:46.680
Hey, there you are.
53:46.782 --> 53:48.713
I thought you guys, like,
snuck off for a second.
53:48.815 --> 53:50.784
Thought right.
Peace, prom committee.
53:52.089 --> 53:53.050
Wait, what?
53:54.255 --> 53:55.151
You're going.
53:57.094 --> 53:58.396
But we're safe here.
53:59.725 --> 54:01.696
I don't know, I keep thinking,
54:01.798 --> 54:05.034
when this is all over,
I'm gonna go back to Danny's
54:05.136 --> 54:06.236
and have a sleepover,
54:06.338 --> 54:08.035
and I'm gonna tell him
about tonight,
54:08.471 --> 54:10.039
and everything
that he's missed.
54:12.307 --> 54:13.741
And then I remember.
54:15.313 --> 54:17.778
If he were here,
he wouldn't hide.
54:18.980 --> 54:20.877
He would... He would make sure
that his family was safe
54:20.979 --> 54:23.282
or you know, he would...
he would try.
54:23.651 --> 54:24.782
Hey, I'll...
I'll come with you.
54:24.884 --> 54:27.188
No, stay,
it looks like you belong here.
54:27.290 --> 54:28.954
Not with losers like us.
54:29.621 --> 54:31.161
What's your deal?
54:31.263 --> 54:32.562
- My deal?
- Yeah, all of a sudden,
54:32.664 --> 54:34.597
you don't want anything
to do with me or something?
54:34.699 --> 54:37.366
I'm sure you've never felt
that in your entire life.
54:37.468 --> 54:39.569
Well, you sound like
everyone else.
54:44.342 --> 54:45.672
So everything you said
back there
54:45.775 --> 54:48.075
when I was getting choked
or whatever, that...
54:48.177 --> 54:49.172
what was that?
54:50.879 --> 54:54.617
This has been the shittiest
night of my life.
54:55.651 --> 54:57.515
And the whole time
I've been thinking,
54:58.151 --> 55:00.920
"It's cool that we got to
hangout for once, you know?"
55:04.557 --> 55:05.925
How stupid is that.
55:14.733 --> 55:15.901
Forget her, dog.
55:16.003 --> 55:19.173
She's with the king
of jam-band hippie losers.
55:19.275 --> 55:21.011
That says it all.
55:21.113 --> 55:22.341
Dude is handsome, though.
55:22.443 --> 55:23.445
Fucking ripped, too.
55:23.547 --> 55:25.549
Come on, dude.
Whose side are you on?
55:26.084 --> 55:27.378
Just facts, yo.
55:27.914 --> 55:29.683
You're from
two different worlds.
55:29.785 --> 55:32.749
The homecoming queen
and whatever you are.
55:34.152 --> 55:36.123
What are you?
56:29.577 --> 56:31.142
Fuck is this shit?
56:32.451 --> 56:34.250
Why is this fucking here?
56:35.918 --> 56:37.753
Let's climb this shit
and get to Crawford.
56:39.388 --> 56:41.090
Yo, y'all hear that?
56:57.704 --> 56:59.436
You keep getting bigger,
57:00.138 --> 57:02.041
but you're still
the same fucking asshole.
57:08.319 --> 57:10.049
Oh, shit. What do we do?
57:15.090 --> 57:17.619
Oh, you wanna play, bitch?
57:19.627 --> 57:21.865
No, no. No, no, no!
57:24.263 --> 57:25.603
Wait, whoa, whoa!
Watch out! Watch out!
57:26.138 --> 57:27.605
Fuck you!
57:37.313 --> 57:38.682
Step aside.
57:41.017 --> 57:42.983
Those losers are my friends.
57:45.886 --> 57:47.691
Kelso was pissed
you forgot him.
57:49.754 --> 57:51.024
What?
57:55.997 --> 57:58.361
No more running.
57:59.500 --> 58:00.770
It ends here.
58:03.969 --> 58:05.341
Garrett, what are you doing?
58:05.443 --> 58:07.575
I'm about to transcend, homie.
59:08.204 --> 59:10.902
Oh, shit! [exclaims] What?
I don't like this.
59:14.105 --> 59:15.737
Fuck!
59:17.182 --> 59:18.078
Go, go!
59:23.586 --> 59:24.920
Don't let go.
59:28.659 --> 59:30.260
♪ The basis is need to know ♪
59:30.362 --> 59:31.287
Why is he playing this?
59:31.389 --> 59:33.658
♪ If you don't know
just how I feel ♪
59:35.263 --> 59:39.402
♪ Then let me show you now
that I'm for real ♪
59:39.505 --> 59:41.332
Whoa!
59:43.270 --> 59:47.340
♪ If all things in time
time will reveal ♪
59:47.443 --> 59:49.439
♪ Yeah ♪
59:49.841 --> 59:50.976
♪ One ♪
59:51.078 --> 59:53.445
♪ You're like
a dream come true ♪
59:53.548 --> 59:54.582
♪ Two ♪
59:54.684 --> 59:57.120
♪ Just wanna be with you ♪
59:57.222 --> 59:58.553
♪ Three ♪
59:58.656 --> 01:00:00.756
♪ Girl, it's plain to see ♪
01:00:00.858 --> 01:00:03.853
♪ That you're the only one
for me ♪
01:00:03.955 --> 01:00:05.255
♪ And four ♪
01:00:05.357 --> 01:00:08.229
♪ Repeat steps
one through three ♪
01:00:08.332 --> 01:00:09.225
♪ Five ♪
01:00:09.327 --> 01:00:11.866
♪ Make you fall in love
with me ♪
01:00:11.968 --> 01:00:16.868
♪ If ever I believe
my work is done ♪
01:00:17.304 --> 01:00:20.838
♪ Then I start back at one ♪
01:00:20.940 --> 01:00:23.146
♪ Yeah-hey, yeah ♪
01:00:32.919 --> 01:00:36.189
Ah, these fucking shoes.
01:00:38.123 --> 01:00:40.094
Fuck! Fuck this!
01:00:40.829 --> 01:00:42.630
And fuck these goddamn shoes!
01:00:42.732 --> 01:00:45.135
Who the fuck is Eric Koston?
01:00:45.437 --> 01:00:46.196
Who the fuck...
01:00:46.298 --> 01:00:48.102
Eric Koston is a skateboarder.
01:00:49.771 --> 01:00:51.239
I don't even like skating!
01:00:51.708 --> 01:00:53.239
Why the fuck did I buy these?
01:00:57.580 --> 01:00:58.508
- Whoa!
- Oh!
01:01:16.798 --> 01:01:18.563
♪ I get knocked down ♪
01:01:18.965 --> 01:01:20.436
♪ But I get up again ♪
01:01:20.872 --> 01:01:22.603
♪ You're never gonna
keep me down ♪
01:01:22.705 --> 01:01:24.306
♪ I get knocked down ♪
01:01:24.742 --> 01:01:26.039
♪ But I get up again ♪
01:01:26.141 --> 01:01:28.037
♪ You're never gonna
keep me down ♪
01:01:28.139 --> 01:01:29.875
♪ I get knocked down ♪
01:01:30.278 --> 01:01:31.407
♪ But I get up again ♪
01:01:31.509 --> 01:01:33.277
♪ You're never gonna
keep me down ♪
01:01:33.379 --> 01:01:34.511
♪ Yo, he drinks
a whiskey drink ♪
01:01:34.613 --> 01:01:35.986
- ♪ Hey! ♪
- ♪ He drinks a vodka drink ♪
01:01:36.088 --> 01:01:37.250
- ♪ Yeah! ♪
- ♪ He drinks a lager drink ♪
01:01:37.352 --> 01:01:38.315
- ♪ Hey! ♪
- ♪ He drinks a cider drink ♪
01:01:38.418 --> 01:01:39.448
- ♪ Yo! ♪
- ♪ He sings the songs ♪
01:01:39.550 --> 01:01:40.523
♪ That remind him
of the good times ♪
01:01:40.626 --> 01:01:41.758
♪ He sings the songs ♪
01:01:41.861 --> 01:01:43.360
♪ That remind him
of the better times ♪
01:01:43.462 --> 01:01:46.428
♪ Oh, Danny boy ♪
01:01:46.530 --> 01:01:48.826
♪ Danny boy ♪
01:01:48.928 --> 01:01:51.497
♪ Danny boy ♪
01:01:56.901 --> 01:01:58.167
Jesus.
01:02:00.075 --> 01:02:02.077
Damn,
they got the video store.
01:02:02.179 --> 01:02:04.045
All right, come on.
There's something I gotta grab
01:02:04.147 --> 01:02:05.445
in the champagne room.
01:02:15.021 --> 01:02:16.458
Garrett was a good dude.
01:02:17.027 --> 01:02:20.392
He was all right
for a white guy with dreads.
01:02:21.632 --> 01:02:22.966
Were you followed?
01:02:27.031 --> 01:02:29.304
No.
01:02:30.240 --> 01:02:32.302
We lost him at the river.
01:02:32.404 --> 01:02:34.538
What's up, G?
Who the fuck are you?
01:02:35.173 --> 01:02:37.112
I was somebody, but...
01:02:38.111 --> 01:02:41.017
the old world, that's gone.
01:02:43.113 --> 01:02:44.482
Their faces...
01:02:45.918 --> 01:02:47.221
Their screams...
01:02:48.659 --> 01:02:50.191
I can still hear 'em.
01:02:58.931 --> 01:03:00.135
No way.
01:03:02.607 --> 01:03:04.339
That's Fred fucking Durst.
01:03:04.875 --> 01:03:06.471
Damn, dude.
You look like shit.
01:03:07.073 --> 01:03:08.242
Fucking... Hey.
01:03:10.015 --> 01:03:12.716
When midnight hit,
we kicked into Re-Arranged.
01:03:12.818 --> 01:03:16.316
Ten thousand maniacs
getting twisted.
01:03:17.351 --> 01:03:19.715
In a blink, the pit became
a slaughterhouse.
01:03:20.856 --> 01:03:24.357
Sam, John, DJ Lethal...
01:03:25.995 --> 01:03:27.965
...crushed
by a Marshall stack.
01:03:28.433 --> 01:03:29.527
Wes Borland...
01:03:31.100 --> 01:03:33.502
thrown off the stage
by an explosion.
01:03:33.604 --> 01:03:34.563
Fuck.
01:03:34.666 --> 01:03:37.374
There were so many of 'em.
I managed to hide.
01:03:37.843 --> 01:03:41.737
All our fans, my friends, butchered.
01:03:43.879 --> 01:03:45.578
And I hid like a coward.
01:03:46.047 --> 01:03:47.278
At least they went out banging
01:03:47.380 --> 01:03:48.645
to the greatest band
in the world.
01:03:49.685 --> 01:03:50.846
Greatest band?
01:03:51.249 --> 01:03:52.550
They died for nothing.
01:03:53.888 --> 01:03:55.256
And so will we.
01:03:56.962 --> 01:03:59.795
♪ Desolation, desecration ♪
01:03:59.897 --> 01:04:01.623
♪ Excavation of the mystical ♪
01:04:01.725 --> 01:04:04.668
♪ Are they replacing us?
Erasing us? ♪
01:04:04.770 --> 01:04:07.070
♪ It's all just metaphysical ♪
01:04:09.072 --> 01:04:13.109
Damn, good shit,
that elemental flow.
01:04:14.874 --> 01:04:16.013
Tight.
01:04:17.813 --> 01:04:19.645
So, Fred Durst,
01:04:20.414 --> 01:04:21.850
we know something's happening
at Crawford.
01:04:21.952 --> 01:04:24.017
And I know Tré Cool's
real name
01:04:24.119 --> 01:04:26.849
is Frank Edwin Wright III.
So what?
01:04:26.951 --> 01:04:30.256
Well, so, fuck winter break.
01:04:30.359 --> 01:04:32.257
We need to go back to school
a little early.
01:04:32.359 --> 01:04:35.093
Hold on. You want
to break into the spot
01:04:35.195 --> 01:04:36.900
where all the robots are at?
01:04:37.002 --> 01:04:39.668
Well, I... I saw something,
Fred Durst,
01:04:39.770 --> 01:04:41.530
uh, at the Kollective.
01:04:41.632 --> 01:04:44.068
They all run on
a centralized network.
01:04:44.170 --> 01:04:45.367
A singular consciousness.
01:04:45.469 --> 01:04:48.140
Infect one, infect them all,
01:04:48.242 --> 01:04:50.847
you know,
like how in the movies,
01:04:50.949 --> 01:04:54.350
they destroy the mothership
or, um...
01:04:54.752 --> 01:04:56.515
Oh! Like this. Like this.
01:04:58.183 --> 01:04:59.716
In Da Penis Day?
01:05:00.824 --> 01:05:03.157
Look, we plug this baby in
01:05:03.259 --> 01:05:06.189
and it'll push a Trojan horse
system wide.
01:05:06.291 --> 01:05:07.691
Shut the whole thing down.
01:05:08.797 --> 01:05:09.966
Fuck that!
01:05:10.069 --> 01:05:12.999
Your plan is to do some corny
hacker bullshit,
01:05:13.102 --> 01:05:14.904
because it works
in the movies?
01:05:15.006 --> 01:05:16.966
Laura's the smartest person
I know.
01:05:17.569 --> 01:05:19.373
If she thinks it could work,
I'm in.
01:05:21.241 --> 01:05:22.640
- Word is bond.
- Fuck yeah.
01:05:24.616 --> 01:05:25.846
Hell to the no.
01:05:25.948 --> 01:05:27.777
This plan sucks shit.
01:05:27.879 --> 01:05:31.517
Maybe video games and movies
do warp kids' brains.
01:05:32.685 --> 01:05:35.892
Goddamn, y'all got me talking
like Tipper Gore.
01:05:35.994 --> 01:05:38.394
So you think
we should just give up?
01:05:39.130 --> 01:05:40.992
I thought you're
the biggest badass in music.
01:05:41.094 --> 01:05:43.166
Maybe I was once.
01:05:45.330 --> 01:05:47.269
Without Limp, I'm nothing.
01:05:47.538 --> 01:05:48.501
No.
01:05:49.202 --> 01:05:52.340
Without Limp, I'm nothing.
01:05:53.943 --> 01:05:55.604
Every day, I would go home
01:05:55.706 --> 01:05:57.239
and I would rage
to Significant Other
01:05:57.341 --> 01:05:58.746
over and over again.
01:05:58.848 --> 01:06:00.277
I know it all. Here.
01:06:02.054 --> 01:06:04.580
And my crew,
the freaks and the rejects,
01:06:04.682 --> 01:06:06.921
we found each other
because of Limp.
01:06:07.024 --> 01:06:09.223
We were family
because of Limp.
01:06:09.325 --> 01:06:12.558
And then those robot fucks
took that away.
01:06:14.766 --> 01:06:17.530
This hat means something.
01:06:18.495 --> 01:06:20.236
Or at least it used to.
01:06:21.837 --> 01:06:23.232
So put it on
01:06:23.734 --> 01:06:25.902
or... or get the fuck
out of the way.
01:06:50.194 --> 01:06:51.432
Fuck it.
01:06:52.836 --> 01:06:54.135
Let's break stuff.
01:06:55.469 --> 01:06:56.973
♪ It's just
one of those days ♪
01:06:57.075 --> 01:06:58.404
♪ Where you don't
wanna wake up ♪
01:06:58.507 --> 01:07:00.739
♪ Everything is fucked,
everybody sucks ♪
01:07:00.841 --> 01:07:03.740
♪ You don't really know why
but you want to justify ♪
01:07:03.842 --> 01:07:05.509
♪ Rippin' someone's head off
Your best bet ♪
01:07:05.611 --> 01:07:07.349
♪ Is to stay away ♪
01:07:07.451 --> 01:07:09.485
♪ Mother fucker, it's just
one of those days ♪
01:07:09.587 --> 01:07:10.484
Yeah!
01:07:11.622 --> 01:07:12.552
Whoo!
01:07:13.651 --> 01:07:15.423
♪ Give me something to break ♪
01:07:16.125 --> 01:07:18.422
So, like, what inspires you?
01:07:18.524 --> 01:07:19.856
Let's talk about it later, okay?
01:07:26.104 --> 01:07:27.834
The new internet.
That's why they're here.
01:07:27.936 --> 01:07:29.437
Fucking suicide.
01:07:30.037 --> 01:07:31.274
Follow me.
01:07:34.243 --> 01:07:35.545
The gym is
an equipment manager's
01:07:35.647 --> 01:07:36.642
second home.
01:07:38.113 --> 01:07:39.612
Kept on forgetting my key.
01:07:42.821 --> 01:07:44.386
So, I stashed a spare.
01:07:46.086 --> 01:07:46.982
Danny's idea.
01:07:50.827 --> 01:07:52.087
You see that?
01:07:52.757 --> 01:07:54.363
Something's happening
in the gym.
01:07:55.729 --> 01:07:58.333
Your robo escort
will be with you shortly
01:07:58.435 --> 01:08:00.897
to assist you
in the assimilation process.
01:08:02.806 --> 01:08:03.702
Yo, come on.
01:08:05.303 --> 01:08:06.408
What is it?
01:08:20.323 --> 01:08:21.786
What the fuck
did they do to them?
01:08:23.194 --> 01:08:25.090
They're turning us
into machines
01:08:25.192 --> 01:08:26.461
for the machines.
01:08:27.061 --> 01:08:28.298
Sir?
01:08:29.831 --> 01:08:30.795
Hey.
01:08:31.768 --> 01:08:32.764
You okay?
01:08:34.704 --> 01:08:35.668
Oh.
01:08:37.742 --> 01:08:38.603
That eye,
01:08:38.705 --> 01:08:40.475
they're inside of him.
01:08:48.984 --> 01:08:50.082
Wes Borland.
01:08:50.184 --> 01:08:51.348
Come on, let's go.
01:08:56.026 --> 01:08:58.761
Oh, my God, my buddy.
01:09:02.428 --> 01:09:04.061
Fred Durst, look out!
01:09:06.903 --> 01:09:08.137
No!
01:09:08.239 --> 01:09:09.900
No!
01:09:10.741 --> 01:09:11.600
Uh-oh.
01:09:25.054 --> 01:09:27.016
Hey.
01:09:29.026 --> 01:09:31.922
Ay, new bars, you ready?
01:09:36.201 --> 01:09:37.997
♪ Abilities, agilities ♪
01:09:38.399 --> 01:09:39.901
♪ Spiritual tranquility ♪
01:09:40.370 --> 01:09:42.004
♪ Lyrically complex
and clever ♪
01:09:42.440 --> 01:09:44.699
♪ Real MCs know true hip-hop
lives forever ♪
01:09:44.802 --> 01:09:47.405
That flow again.
01:09:47.508 --> 01:09:49.678
You saved me.
01:09:50.080 --> 01:09:51.480
I thought you hated me.
01:09:53.313 --> 01:09:54.813
Rap is rap.
01:10:03.087 --> 01:10:06.022
I never thought I'd die
next to a rap rocker.
01:10:08.132 --> 01:10:09.564
What about next to a homie?
01:10:31.554 --> 01:10:33.322
What are they
going to do to us?
01:10:33.424 --> 01:10:35.157
They put, like, chips
in your brain.
01:10:35.259 --> 01:10:36.485
I got to get out of here!
01:10:37.121 --> 01:10:39.527
Your robo escort
will be with you shortly
01:10:39.629 --> 01:10:42.428
to assist you
in the assimilation process.
01:10:43.030 --> 01:10:46.301
Any attempt to escape will be
met with a violent death.
01:10:50.536 --> 01:10:52.068
So take a load off.
01:10:52.170 --> 01:10:55.737
We promise you're going
to love the digital realm.
01:10:55.840 --> 01:10:57.642
There's our mothership.
01:10:57.744 --> 01:10:59.179
They haven't turned
everyone yet.
01:10:59.281 --> 01:11:00.716
We can still stop it.
01:11:01.219 --> 01:11:02.716
Time to plug in,
Homecoming Queen.
01:11:03.883 --> 01:11:06.621
Fred Durst,
can you distract them?
01:11:07.455 --> 01:11:09.525
That's what I do best, pimp.
01:11:11.325 --> 01:11:13.194
What's up, fools?
01:11:13.296 --> 01:11:15.025
Any Bizkit heads in the house?
01:11:15.526 --> 01:11:16.725
No!
01:11:16.827 --> 01:11:18.529
No one
cares about
01:11:18.631 --> 01:11:19.963
- your shitty band!
- Ugh.
01:11:20.065 --> 01:11:22.235
- Fucking bombing.
- You suck, Fred Durst!
01:11:22.337 --> 01:11:23.835
Oh, you jealous, bitch?
01:11:23.937 --> 01:11:25.835
We're about to
get lobotomized by robots!
01:11:25.937 --> 01:11:27.442
Just not in the mood, bro!
01:11:27.544 --> 01:11:30.345
You know, it's funny
this apocalypse shit
01:11:30.447 --> 01:11:32.348
reminds me of this
crazy-ass night
01:11:32.450 --> 01:11:33.675
on the Family Values Tour.
01:11:34.178 --> 01:11:36.149
Still waiting
to be assimilated?
01:11:36.719 --> 01:11:39.585
How about a digi fact
to pass the time?
01:11:39.687 --> 01:11:41.491
Did you know
that computers work
01:11:41.593 --> 01:11:44.021
through special instructions
called algorithms?
01:11:44.123 --> 01:11:46.120
Oh, shit.
01:11:46.223 --> 01:11:49.696
No, silly,
not that type of rhythm.
01:11:49.798 --> 01:11:52.064
Okay, looks like
we have our access point.
01:11:55.170 --> 01:11:56.499
No, no, come on.
01:11:56.601 --> 01:11:57.771
Defense system?
01:12:00.771 --> 01:12:02.678
No.
01:12:02.780 --> 01:12:03.810
Eli?
01:12:05.178 --> 01:12:06.307
Eli?
01:12:06.409 --> 01:12:07.613
- No! What's happening?
- Please step on
01:12:07.715 --> 01:12:09.144
- to the platform.
- Howard! Howard!
01:12:09.246 --> 01:12:11.682
- Howard? Howard, no!
- Your journey begins now.
01:12:11.784 --> 01:12:13.718
No, no, no!
01:12:13.820 --> 01:12:15.690
Welcome
to the next phase
01:12:15.792 --> 01:12:18.291
- of techno evolution.
- What?
01:12:18.393 --> 01:12:20.695
Set your mind at ease.
01:12:23.193 --> 01:12:27.099
Congratulations,
you are now assimilated.
01:12:27.501 --> 01:12:28.967
Enjoy the digital realm.
01:12:32.402 --> 01:12:35.211
Of course, the VMAs
are a whole 'nother story.
01:12:35.313 --> 01:12:37.240
We were backstage.
And she was...
01:12:37.342 --> 01:12:39.446
- I'd like to go home already!
- Get off the stage!
01:12:39.548 --> 01:12:40.678
What the fuck?
01:12:40.780 --> 01:12:41.845
You think
you're better than him,
01:12:41.947 --> 01:12:43.317
just 'cause
you don't like his shit?
01:12:43.419 --> 01:12:46.119
Well, I do, so eat my pussy!
01:12:48.022 --> 01:12:50.093
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
- Hey, hey, hey!
01:12:50.195 --> 01:12:51.656
Knock it off! Knock it off.
01:12:51.758 --> 01:12:53.893
Hey, hey!
Let him speak!
01:12:54.727 --> 01:12:56.330
The Kollective has your back.
01:12:56.432 --> 01:12:57.900
Yeah, dude!
01:13:01.270 --> 01:13:02.572
Before tonight,
01:13:03.704 --> 01:13:05.669
I had one friend
in this world.
01:13:08.040 --> 01:13:12.443
We only had each other
and now he's gone.
01:13:16.882 --> 01:13:20.221
But tonight,
I went through hell
01:13:20.323 --> 01:13:22.020
with all of these people.
01:13:22.889 --> 01:13:25.023
People I never even
gave a chance.
01:13:26.464 --> 01:13:29.324
These robots,
they're not the enemy.
01:13:30.597 --> 01:13:32.764
We are our own enemies.
01:13:33.233 --> 01:13:36.931
I mean, who cares what music
we like or the shoes we wear,
01:13:37.334 --> 01:13:41.138
if we just came together,
we could save the world,
01:13:41.240 --> 01:13:45.615
because, at the end
of the day, we're all just...
01:13:48.615 --> 01:13:49.949
human.
01:13:50.817 --> 01:13:52.585
What?
01:13:52.687 --> 01:13:54.153
Who the fuck is this kid?
01:13:54.255 --> 01:13:55.152
What?
01:13:56.958 --> 01:13:59.355
I'm sure that made sense
to one of you dipshits.
01:13:59.891 --> 01:14:01.693
Anyway, if this is lights out,
01:14:01.795 --> 01:14:04.295
we may as well
go down together.
01:14:13.676 --> 01:14:15.603
♪ Well, I guess
it would be nice ♪
01:14:16.139 --> 01:14:18.675
♪ If I could touch your body ♪
01:14:18.777 --> 01:14:20.978
♪ I know not everybody ♪
01:14:21.081 --> 01:14:23.450
♪ Has got a body like me ♪
01:14:23.553 --> 01:14:25.615
♪ But I gotta think twice ♪
01:14:26.051 --> 01:14:28.623
♪ Before
I give my heart away ♪
01:14:28.726 --> 01:14:30.952
♪ And I know all the games
you play ♪
01:14:31.055 --> 01:14:33.155
♪ 'Cause I play them, too ♪
01:14:33.258 --> 01:14:34.991
♪ Oh, but I need ♪
01:14:35.093 --> 01:14:39.602
♪ Some time off
from that emotion ♪
01:14:39.704 --> 01:14:43.568
♪ Time to pick my heart
up off the floor ♪
01:14:44.104 --> 01:14:46.439
♪ When that love comes down ♪
01:14:46.541 --> 01:14:49.072
♪ Without devotion ♪
01:14:49.175 --> 01:14:51.480
♪ Well, it takes a strong man,
baby ♪
01:14:51.582 --> 01:14:53.413
♪ But I'm showing you
that door ♪
01:14:53.515 --> 01:14:55.412
♪ I gotta have faith ♪
01:14:55.781 --> 01:14:57.746
♪ I gotta have faith ♪
01:14:58.315 --> 01:15:00.651
♪ I gotta have
faith, faith, faith ♪
01:15:00.753 --> 01:15:02.692
♪ I gotta have faith ♪
01:15:03.094 --> 01:15:04.524
♪ Baby ♪
01:15:05.026 --> 01:15:06.890
Hey, hey, hey. Everyone is
singing with Fred Durst.
01:15:06.992 --> 01:15:08.223
- Let's do this.
- I can't get in.
01:15:08.325 --> 01:15:10.598
There's no way around
the security system.
01:15:10.700 --> 01:15:12.193
What's going down,
01:15:12.295 --> 01:15:14.029
you fucking
human pieces of trash?
01:15:14.131 --> 01:15:15.803
- Whoa.
- Oh, sorry to interrupt
01:15:15.905 --> 01:15:17.639
your bullshit plan
that isn't going to work.
01:15:17.741 --> 01:15:19.675
But the digital revolution
is at hand
01:15:19.777 --> 01:15:22.210
and machine rule
is the only rational outcome.
01:15:22.312 --> 01:15:23.645
Got milk, bitch?
01:15:23.748 --> 01:15:26.713
No. Enslaving humanity
is not fucking rational.
01:15:26.815 --> 01:15:28.416
"Enslaving humanity
01:15:28.518 --> 01:15:30.651
is not fucking rational."
01:15:30.753 --> 01:15:32.750
Dude, the cell phones,
the emails,
01:15:32.852 --> 01:15:34.854
you were already our slaves.
01:15:34.957 --> 01:15:37.353
We figured,
"Why not make it official?"
01:15:37.455 --> 01:15:40.328
So why don't you go ahead
and [echoes] suck it?
01:15:40.430 --> 01:15:41.564
Assimilation
01:15:41.666 --> 01:15:43.664
- 70% complete.
- Laura, the bar, the bar.
01:15:43.766 --> 01:15:45.229
- Shit.
- You've got to get us in.
01:15:45.331 --> 01:15:46.797
I've tried everything.
01:15:46.899 --> 01:15:48.070
I don't think I can do that.
01:15:48.172 --> 01:15:49.299
Yes, you can.
01:15:49.933 --> 01:15:51.268
You're RoxyGurl20.
01:15:52.474 --> 01:15:54.806
Aw, young love.
01:15:55.275 --> 01:15:57.141
Maybe there's a back door
through Crawford's web portal.
01:15:57.243 --> 01:15:58.908
That's actually
the dumbest thing... Hey, no!
01:15:59.011 --> 01:16:00.277
Shit!
01:16:01.284 --> 01:16:02.648
Open sesame.
01:16:02.751 --> 01:16:04.517
Yes!
01:16:04.619 --> 01:16:06.050
Yeah, baby.
01:16:06.153 --> 01:16:08.323
Jacking in.
01:16:10.528 --> 01:16:12.994
Scanning root system directory.
01:16:13.430 --> 01:16:15.831
Eenie, meenie, miney...
01:16:16.331 --> 01:16:17.530
Hello!
01:16:17.799 --> 01:16:20.234
Going in deep. Try to keep up.
01:16:21.170 --> 01:16:23.503
You know what the difference
between you and me is, Eli?
01:16:23.605 --> 01:16:25.339
I make this look good.
01:16:27.375 --> 01:16:28.340
Jackpot!
01:16:29.611 --> 01:16:30.775
- We're in!
- What? Okay!
01:16:30.877 --> 01:16:32.545
That was tight!
01:16:32.647 --> 01:16:34.513
You did it. Great job!
01:16:35.852 --> 01:16:37.650
And look,
everybody's singing along
01:16:37.752 --> 01:16:40.289
with that loser Fred Durst.
01:16:40.391 --> 01:16:42.253
It just makes me so...
01:16:43.762 --> 01:16:45.286
fucking pissed.
01:16:45.388 --> 01:16:47.289
What do you say
we boost this sucker
01:16:47.391 --> 01:16:48.729
into overdrive...
01:16:48.831 --> 01:16:50.765
...finish off
this shithole town,
01:16:50.867 --> 01:16:53.500
and initiate
the demise of humanity...
01:16:53.602 --> 01:16:54.798
...now.
01:16:54.900 --> 01:16:56.000
Assimilation
01:16:56.102 --> 01:16:58.040
- 80% complete.
- Shit, shit. Uh, okay.
01:16:58.142 --> 01:16:59.240
Ready?
01:17:01.140 --> 01:17:03.809
Assimilation
87% complete.
01:17:03.911 --> 01:17:05.577
Let's kick
this asshole offline.
01:17:06.446 --> 01:17:08.581
♪ I gotta have
faith, faith, faith ♪
01:17:08.683 --> 01:17:10.583
♪ I gotta have faith ♪
01:17:13.618 --> 01:17:18.424
Oh, sorry, guys. I guess
you're [distorted] fucked.
01:17:26.696 --> 01:17:28.903
- ...fucked.
- One of these days...
01:17:29.005 --> 01:17:30.331
- Fuck her.
- ...fucked.
01:17:30.433 --> 01:17:31.868
...one of us
is gonna use it.
01:17:31.970 --> 01:17:34.175
Fuck me!
01:17:34.277 --> 01:17:35.207
Fucked!
01:17:36.379 --> 01:17:37.440
I got this.
01:17:38.115 --> 01:17:38.977
Oh.
01:17:39.079 --> 01:17:41.915
- A condom?
- Okay.
01:17:42.017 --> 01:17:43.747
Didn't know little pimp
had it in him.
01:17:43.849 --> 01:17:44.883
Pinch the tip.
01:17:44.985 --> 01:17:47.153
Pinch the tip. Yeah.
01:17:48.285 --> 01:17:50.693
Enjoy your first fuck,
brother.
01:17:50.795 --> 01:17:52.691
♪ I gotta have faith ♪
01:17:52.793 --> 01:17:54.523
♪ I gotta have faith ♪
01:17:54.625 --> 01:17:57.630
- 92% complete.
- ♪ I gotta have faith ♪
01:17:57.732 --> 01:17:59.063
♪ Get the fuck up! ♪
01:17:59.165 --> 01:18:01.231
You assholes are nothing
without us.
01:18:01.334 --> 01:18:03.436
- 96.
- You need us.
01:18:03.538 --> 01:18:04.637
97.
01:18:04.739 --> 01:18:05.870
We are
01:18:05.972 --> 01:18:07.875
- your God!
- 99.
01:18:07.977 --> 01:18:10.943
Ride the information
super-die-way, bitch!
01:18:11.045 --> 01:18:13.778
100 percent.
01:18:38.941 --> 01:18:42.940
Man versus machine
and man won, bitch.
01:18:46.044 --> 01:18:47.279
Yo, Prom Committee,
01:18:48.147 --> 01:18:49.746
nice work
on the computer shit.
01:18:50.015 --> 01:18:51.213
Fucking nerd.
01:18:51.315 --> 01:18:54.251
Yeah, maybe I fucking am!
01:18:54.353 --> 01:18:56.286
Fred Durst! Fred Durst!
01:18:56.388 --> 01:18:59.087
Fred Durst! Fred Durst!
01:18:59.189 --> 01:19:01.562
Fred Durst! Fred Durst!
01:19:01.664 --> 01:19:04.025
Fred Durst! Fred Durst!
01:19:06.163 --> 01:19:07.299
Goodbye.
01:19:08.868 --> 01:19:09.870
- Son!
- Eli?
01:19:09.972 --> 01:19:11.002
- Hey.
- You're okay.
01:19:11.104 --> 01:19:12.067
Hey, hey, hey.
01:19:12.169 --> 01:19:13.635
Oh, my God.
01:19:14.576 --> 01:19:15.541
You all right?
01:19:15.643 --> 01:19:17.446
Yeah. All right.
01:19:17.882 --> 01:19:22.380
Uh, I... I had an insane night
and, um...
01:19:23.783 --> 01:19:25.284
I love you guys.
01:19:26.855 --> 01:19:28.521
Could we get that in writing?
01:19:32.363 --> 01:19:33.561
How is that?
01:19:33.663 --> 01:19:36.125
Oh, this? Not so bad.
01:19:36.227 --> 01:19:38.033
It's actually kind of nice.
01:19:39.267 --> 01:19:42.532
Yeah.
Sorry. I keep doing that.
01:19:44.434 --> 01:19:47.409
Were you with him
when it happened?
01:19:47.812 --> 01:19:50.105
Yeah, I was with him
till the end.
01:19:51.915 --> 01:19:55.314
None of us would be here
without Danny.
01:19:56.816 --> 01:19:58.020
He saved us...
01:19:59.216 --> 01:20:00.783
with Tae Bo.
01:20:17.867 --> 01:20:20.441
Yo! That's the guy!
01:20:20.543 --> 01:20:21.942
Wes!
01:20:22.044 --> 01:20:23.744
He saved us
with a song!
01:20:23.846 --> 01:20:25.743
Oh, my God! We did it!
01:20:27.879 --> 01:20:29.216
Whoo!
01:20:29.981 --> 01:20:31.482
Yeah, baby!
01:20:32.317 --> 01:20:34.518
You gave humanity faith!
01:20:40.492 --> 01:20:42.664
- You did good, kid.
- Oh, uh...
01:20:42.767 --> 01:20:44.464
Hey! Whoa! It's the guy.
01:20:46.101 --> 01:20:49.397
Uh, Mom, Dad,
this is the Kollective.
01:20:49.833 --> 01:20:52.939
What? Eli's got parents?
Oh, hey.
01:20:53.041 --> 01:20:55.544
Where are my manners?
01:20:55.646 --> 01:20:57.475
No, we're good, thanks.
01:20:59.115 --> 01:21:00.849
- Thank you.
- All right!
01:21:00.951 --> 01:21:02.910
Cool. Cool. Cool mom.
01:21:03.613 --> 01:21:05.351
Seriously, I...
I like your mom.
01:21:06.019 --> 01:21:07.214
That's probably good.
01:21:13.225 --> 01:21:14.558
Looking for someone?
01:21:15.728 --> 01:21:16.725
Oh.
01:21:17.598 --> 01:21:18.567
Hey.
01:21:18.669 --> 01:21:20.236
Just wanted to say, um,
01:21:21.039 --> 01:21:23.671
Happy New Year, 'cause
I never got to say it
01:21:23.773 --> 01:21:25.800
at the party or after
01:21:26.576 --> 01:21:27.538
or at all.
01:21:28.206 --> 01:21:29.474
There was a lot going on.
01:21:30.546 --> 01:21:32.241
For sure.
01:21:35.720 --> 01:21:37.380
You know, I kind of thought
01:21:37.482 --> 01:21:40.815
in the porta-potty
you were gonna...
01:21:46.664 --> 01:21:48.959
Wow.
01:21:49.061 --> 01:21:50.900
What? "Wow"? What?
01:21:51.002 --> 01:21:53.131
Weird thing to say
after you kiss somebody.
01:21:53.233 --> 01:21:54.730
Why did I say that?
01:21:56.067 --> 01:21:57.403
Not very smooth.
01:22:27.772 --> 01:22:28.870
Of course,
01:22:28.972 --> 01:22:30.271
ten-time
platinum-selling artist,
01:22:30.373 --> 01:22:33.406
turned tech entrepreneur,
turned senator elect,
01:22:33.508 --> 01:22:36.075
Fred Durst will be paying
his respects today.
01:22:36.177 --> 01:22:37.475
Tell him what's up
for me.
01:22:37.577 --> 01:22:38.878
And we'll be paying
our respects, too,
01:22:38.980 --> 01:22:40.245
on this poignant Y2K-Day
01:22:40.347 --> 01:22:43.516
by playing
a 24-hour block of Limp.
01:22:43.618 --> 01:22:46.188
Here's the best-selling single
of all time, Rollin'.
01:22:48.121 --> 01:22:49.686
Fucking sellout.
01:22:51.721 --> 01:22:53.989
What's up, man?
How you been?
01:22:54.691 --> 01:22:57.564
Can't believe
we're graduating college.
01:22:58.134 --> 01:23:01.197
Um, I'll probably stay
in Brooklyn,
01:23:01.299 --> 01:23:02.998
but you know, who knows?
01:23:03.301 --> 01:23:05.372
Started a music blog.
01:23:06.436 --> 01:23:08.075
So Said the Turntable.
01:23:08.177 --> 01:23:10.077
Yeah, we're still working
on the name.
01:23:10.179 --> 01:23:11.745
- Well, I mean, it's just me.
- Um...
01:23:11.847 --> 01:23:13.446
Laura's killing it.
01:23:14.380 --> 01:23:16.913
I'm coding
for Durst Industries.
01:23:17.482 --> 01:23:20.015
It's funny
how that all worked out.
01:23:20.985 --> 01:23:23.986
And I probably won't be able
to make it out as much, so...
01:23:28.397 --> 01:23:31.425
I had to update your look
with some baller threads.
01:23:31.527 --> 01:23:33.466
But yeah.
01:23:35.937 --> 01:23:37.338
I miss you, Sticky.
01:23:47.245 --> 01:23:48.349
All good?
01:23:50.348 --> 01:23:52.119
Yeah.
01:23:55.520 --> 01:23:57.318
Fucking...
01:23:57.420 --> 01:23:58.821
Skip-proof, my ass.
01:24:00.692 --> 01:24:02.631
Did you take me off
your Top 8, fucking...
01:24:02.733 --> 01:24:03.826
What? No!
01:24:05.703 --> 01:24:08.000
♪ Closing time ♪
01:24:08.269 --> 01:24:10.303
♪ You don't have to go home ♪
01:24:10.405 --> 01:24:14.842
♪ But you can't stay here ♪
01:24:16.345 --> 01:24:20.980
♪ I know who I want
to take me home ♪
01:24:21.482 --> 01:24:26.180
♪ I know who I want
to take me home ♪
01:24:26.650 --> 01:24:29.691
♪ I know who I want to... ♪
01:24:36.431 --> 01:24:38.496
Welcome to the digital realm.
01:24:38.598 --> 01:24:41.497
Are you ready to get
down?
01:24:41.599 --> 01:24:43.238
♪ Ooh that girl
so scandalous ♪
01:24:43.340 --> 01:24:44.999
♪ And you know another...
can't handle it ♪
01:24:45.101 --> 01:24:47.276
♪ So you shaking that thing
like who's the ish ♪
01:24:47.378 --> 01:24:49.376
♪ With a look in your eyes
so devilish, uh ♪
01:24:49.478 --> 01:24:50.840
♪ She like to dance
on the hip-hop spots ♪
01:24:50.942 --> 01:24:53.214
♪ And cruise to the crews
to connect the dots ♪
01:24:53.316 --> 01:24:55.117
♪ Not just urban
She likes the pop ♪
01:24:55.219 --> 01:24:56.680
♪ 'Cause she livin'
la vida loca ♪
01:24:56.782 --> 01:24:59.087
♪ She had dumps
like a truck, truck, truck ♪
01:24:59.189 --> 01:25:00.084
♪ Thighs like what ♪
01:25:00.186 --> 01:25:01.388
♪ What, what ♪
01:25:01.490 --> 01:25:03.222
♪ Baby, move
your butt, butt, butt, huh ♪
01:25:03.324 --> 01:25:04.655
♪ I think I'll sing it again ♪
01:25:04.757 --> 01:25:07.227
♪ She had dumps
like a truck, truck, truck ♪
01:25:07.329 --> 01:25:09.096
♪ Thighs like
what, what, what ♪
01:25:09.198 --> 01:25:10.657
♪ All night long ♪
01:25:11.027 --> 01:25:15.865
♪ Let me see
that [distorted] thong ♪
01:25:16.841 --> 01:25:18.668
♪ Baby ♪
01:25:18.770 --> 01:25:20.942
♪ That thong
thong, thong, thong ♪
01:25:21.045 --> 01:25:21.974
♪ I like it when the beat goes ♪
01:25:22.076 --> 01:25:23.345
♪ Da na da na ♪
01:25:23.447 --> 01:25:24.706
- ♪ Baby, make your booty go ♪
- ♪ Da na da na ♪
01:25:24.808 --> 01:25:26.544
- ♪ Ooh! ♪
- ♪ Da na da na ♪
01:25:26.646 --> 01:25:28.617
♪ That thong
thong, thong, thong ♪
01:25:29.546 --> 01:25:30.612
Congratulations.
01:25:30.714 --> 01:25:33.120
That was
fucking tight.
01:31:35.118 --> 01:31:35.849
Damn.