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I did it!

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Holy shit!

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It…

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was…

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awesome.

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Start from the top!

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I walked into school this morning.

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And then I see Colin Corwin.

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- Yeah!
<i>- Somebody said you got a new friend</i>

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<i>Does she love you better than I can?</i>

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Jill tastes like beef jerky.

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I see you told everyone
how you begged me to suck face.

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- Classy!
- Ooh!

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Sorry, Jill, but I'm <i>not</i>
gonna be your boyfriend.

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- Oh!
- Don't flatter yourself, Colin Corwin.

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I regretted you the second
your sweaty slug lips touched mine.

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Hey, Jill, does your sister taste
like beef jerky too,

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or just… cancer?

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Cold.

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<i>I'm just gonna dance all night…</i>

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Fight! Fight! Fight!

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You're gonna be in so much trouble.

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Mr. Corwin!

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You cry like a little bitch.

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He asked if I tasted like cancer?

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That's it?

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I'd rather have cancer
than cystic fibrosis.

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Boys are just so embarrassing.

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Well, congratulations. You're suspended.

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Again.

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<i>Welcome to</i>
<i>the culinary motherland, San Francisco.</i>

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<i>I just gotta see it for myself</i>

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<i>I'm in the corner</i>
<i>Watching you kiss her</i>

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<i>Oh</i>

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Turmeric.

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Pistachio, fruit of the gods!

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<i>Oh!</i>

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<i>I'm giving it my all--</i>

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Back away, girls! Out of the way!

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We shoulda had boys.

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You see, the antibiotics aren't working
as well as we'd hoped.

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Hi.

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Izzy, listen. It's Robyn.

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<i>On my own…</i>

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- Ready?
- Ready!

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<i>On my own</i>

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<i>So far away, but still so near…</i>

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Do you really need to go out?
It's your last New Year's with us.

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I know.

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It's also my last New Year's
with my friends.

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- I know.
- Bye, love you!

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- Be safe.
- Mwah! Bye!

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- Love you.
<i>- To say goodbye</i>

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You ready?

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15 minutes to midnight, bitches!

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I'm sorry. I have gotta go. I can't…

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- I'm so sorry.
- No.

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That was so fun.

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- Sorry. Pardon me. Excuse me.
<i>- I'm giving it my all</i>

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<i>But I'm not the girl</i>
<i>You're taking home…</i>

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Three, two, one!

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Happy New Year!

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I have my knife skills test tomorrow,
and there's just no way for me

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to make it in time and I am so, so sorry.

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Holy sh…

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<i>Don't worry, my lad.</i>

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<i>Pretty soon, you'll be headed</i>
<i>to the culinary motherland!</i>

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<i>Dancing on my own…</i>

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He thought it was gonna happen
in 2029, 30 years ago,

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so if we can just…

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Oh, you're looking at my eye.

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- Your eye? What?
- Yeah. I look like Sloth from <i>The Goonies</i>.

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- No, you don't.
- I know.

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- No, you don't.
- Don't worry. It's…

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It's just pink eye.

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Well, I'm pretty sure
pink eye is, like, super contagious.

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No, that's just a common misconception.

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No, really, I think it is.

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Fake news made up by Big Pharma.

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Trust me.

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Your eyes, on the other hand,
are super beautiful.

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<i>Your call has been forwarded to voicemail.</i>

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And then he smears butt particles
all over my face.

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My face is a butthole.

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Call me tomorrow, please.

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I'm up.

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<i>I'm just young enough</i>
<i>To be a little numb and dumb</i>

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<i>Not sure how I feel</i>
<i>But I'm sure I've seen enough</i>

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<i>Enough that the world</i>
<i>Would miss me a little</i>

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<i>Would they say I--</i>

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<i>Here we are, here we are</i>

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<i>Here we are, here we are</i>

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<i>Hey</i>

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<i>Hey</i>

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<i>Here we are, here we are</i>

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<i>It's like I'm almost happy</i>

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<i>It's like I'm almost happy</i>

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<i>Bonjour!</i>

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Chef Bastien, who is your favorite chef?

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Who is my favorite chef? That is easy.

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It is <i>ma mère.</i>

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She is so beautiful, she is dead.

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Your performance on <i>Top Chef</i>
changed my life.

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Ow.

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Geoffrey! Eyes on your cake!

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Get!

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Look at me. Don't look at me.

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Look at me.

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Never look at me!

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Did you just look at me?
Did you just make eye contact with me?

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No, Chef.

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Oh!

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Maybe try saying "corner" next time.

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- You okay?
- Yeah.

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Eight hours deseeding
and slicing kumquats?!

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Culinary waterboarding.

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I can't even remember
the last time I actually made anything,

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other than my brekkie burrito.

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All I do is measure, deseed, slice,
and pray for the sweet release of death.

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An AI robot could
do my job better than me.

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<i>You were built for this, my dude.</i>

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Let a mofo know.

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I will let a mofo know I am homesick,

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I'm almost out of savings,
and there's nowhere for me to go

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unless a baker quits or retires or dies.

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All right, fine, you crazy son of a bitch.

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I will fly to San Fran
and murder one of the bakers with you.

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How would we do it?

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Well, obviously, we'd wrap
my oxygen cord around his neck.

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Wow, you answered that so quickly.

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Wait, speaking of lack
of oxygen to the brain,

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I'm getting drinks
with Equinox Ethan tomorrow.

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Isn't that the guy who thinks
that babies can breathe underwater?

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He's neurospicy.

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Have a little healthy self-love, my guy.

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Eh…

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You've gotta get on Hinge.

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<i>It's amazing.</i>

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Except for the part where you feel
like a hideous, unlovable troll

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that might match with Ted Bundy.

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I've never been drier.

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I think I'd rather
just live vicariously through you.

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<i>Perfect.</i>

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- Hello?
<i>- Yeah. I'm here.</i>

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- Hi.
<i>- No…</i>

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I have to tell you something.
Don't freak out.

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<i>What?</i>

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Test results came back.

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- Why didn't you call me?
- I literally just did.

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<i>They're, uh…</i>
<i>listing me for a lung transplant.</i>

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It's lookin' pretty dire.

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They don't know
what they're talking about.

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I mean, they've been wrong
every single step of the way.

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You're fine, because…

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Because you're a superhero.
Have they still not figured that out yet?

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Yeah, I guess not.

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- Tsk. I'm gonna come home.
<i>- No.</i>

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- I'll look up flights now.
<i>- No.</i>

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It's not because of the results.
I miss you. I need to see you.

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You're gonna be home
in three weeks for turkey.

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- For the weekend.
<i>- If you do, I will kick you in the tit.</i>

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You'll never make baker if you fly home
every time they give us shit news.

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- No, I'm--
- You are being so dramatic.

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<i>- I'm not being dramatic!</i>
- This is not <i>A Walk to Remember</i>.

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But is it <i>A Fault in Our Stars</i>?

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Shailene would def play me in my biopic.

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<i>- But no.</i>
- Okay, fine.

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But I'll see you in three weeks. Turkey!

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Jill?

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Yes, my lad?

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You're the most lovable person
I've ever known.

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If you're a bird, I'm a bird, brother.

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<i>Call me tomorrow?</i>

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Night.

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Good night.

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Jill, look, I want
to be absolutely translucent.

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- "Transparent"?
- That too.

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Uh, listen,
I am down to, like, hang,

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but not for anything, like, intense.

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- Oh…
- But I am 100% committed to--

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Penetration?

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Yes!

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Oh, my God, yes. Yeah.
We are, like, on the same wavelength.

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We are just over here,
finishing each other's--

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Minds!

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I'm gonna take this.

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<i>Jill, honey,</i>
<i>you need to come home right now.</i>

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<i>Call me when you get this.</i>

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Mom, I'm here.
What's going on? How is she?

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Talk to me. What's going on?

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- What are they saying?
- She crashed suddenly.

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Okay.

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Her oxygen levels dropped.

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She didn't make it.

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Izzy didn't make it.

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Okay. What are they saying?

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Jill, honey…

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Mom, where is she?

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She didn't make it, honey.

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I'm here. Where is she?

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Where is she?

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- Jill, honey…
- Where is she?

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- Jill.
- Izzy?

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<i>Izzy was dealt…</i>

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a bullshit hand.

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But she never ever complained.

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She was beyond that.

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And she believed in angels and fate.

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In an "order" of things.

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I think she would
have really loved Burning Man.

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So, um… today,

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rather than eviscerating this…

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order of things that I don't understand,

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um, I'm gonna try my best.

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I'm gonna try my best
to make lemonade, like Izzy.

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And Beyoncé.

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Isabelle could have been alive
a thousand years ago,

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or a thousand years from now,

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but what are the chances
that in all of time, space, humanity,

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she was alive with <i>us</i>, right?

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With me.

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How lucky are we?
And not only did she and I meet.

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But…

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But we got to eat pancakes.

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We got to… wiggle out
our little baby teeth together.

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We got to paint each other's toenails.

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We got to be sisters.

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We got to be sisters.

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<i>Built a home</i>

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<i>For you</i>

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<i>For me</i>

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<i>Until it disappeared</i>

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<i>From me</i>

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<i>From you</i>

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<i>My brother in Christ.</i>
<i>We miss you on Whore Island.</i>

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<i>My brother in Christ.</i>
<i>We miss you on Whore Island.</i>

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<i>Don't forget.</i>
<i>You're more beautiful than Cinderella.</i>

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<i>You smell like pine needles,</i>
<i>and you have a face like sunshine.</i>

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<i>When I look at you, my heart is filled</i>
<i>with purple and pink fireworks.</i>

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<i>Be ungovernable.</i>

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<i>You gotta flop to fly.</i>

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<i>We could open a chowder spot</i>
<i>and call it "Bisquey Business."</i>

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<i>I just drank all of Mom's rosé</i>
<i>and DMed Jacob Elordi.</i>

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<i>Maybe he'll think I'm a Make-a-Wish kid.</i>

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<i>Good night, lad. I love you.</i>

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<i>Call me.</i>

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Who is that?

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I don't know. I just got a new work cell.

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Yo, Isabella!

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It is I, your brother.

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I'm sitting here at my bench.

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I'm looking out at the Golden Gate Bridge.
It's a beautiful night.

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I'm drinking champagne…

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out of a brown paper bag,

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and I am missing you.

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Oh, my God, I hate this place.

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Where are our weirdos, man?

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You know, I thought SF was gonna be
full of rock-and-roll hippies in drag

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who love pot and Journey and burritos.

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But where the hell is the José's here?
Where are the…?

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And whose dick do I have to suck

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to get a breakfast taco around here?!

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<i>I love you, brother.</i>

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<i>You are such a bitch for leaving</i>
<i>before I could tell you that.</i>

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We need to talk about boundaries.

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- Good night, Arthur. See you tomorrow.
- Good night, see ya.

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- Hey, Jill?
- Yeah?

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You wanna grab a drink?

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So, that was a sorta long-ass vacation
you took, Jill.

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Oh, my sister sorta…

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died.

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- Dang.
- Yeah.

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Jill, that is hella sad.

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Thanks, yeah. So how have you been?

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Amazing. Life is just… perfect.

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Everything is working for me, Jill.
Everything is exactly where it should be.

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How are you?

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I'm done, Wes.

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- With your cider, or…?
- With us.

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What? We're just getting
to know each other.

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You've been inside of me for six months.

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Pastries, baking,
it's a chick thing, traditionally.

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But that's so sexist, right?

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Because I can do anything my mom can do.

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I am trying to hold space
for your brokenness.

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But I deserve secure attachment,

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not someone who love bombs me
like I'm on <i>The Bachelor,</i>

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and then the moment that I catch feels
brings me to Buffalo Wild Wings.

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- You said you liked wings.
- I lied!

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Excuse me, can I get one of those?
Thank you so much.

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<i>Cheers!</i>

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God, you're so beautiful.

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You're like easily a 6.5.

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Like, an SF 6.5, a Kansas ten.

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- Do you want another shot?
- Can we get… one more of those?

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I just wanna hear you say it, Wes.

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You don't know how to love.

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That's… No. I don't think that-- Britt.

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- Britt, listen. Hey, stop.
- Stop.

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I'm sorry. I can't claim to understand

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all the ways that my trauma
has affected me,

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but I know that…

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I'm genuinely sorry.

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<i>Are you a man? 'Cause I'm a bitch</i>

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You're strong.

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You've been a bad boy.

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- Don't touch my hair.
- Okay. Sorry.

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<i>Joyride</i>

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<i>Joyride</i>

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<i>I'm just looking for a good time</i>

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Tell me everything's gonna be okay.

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Everything's gonna be okay.

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Hm?

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Say it again.

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No, I can't. I…

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To be honest, I don't…

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Between climate change
and the unraveling of democracy,

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I don't really think that everything is…

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- Tell me.
- Everything's gonna be okay.

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Oh!

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Sorry.

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<i>Joyride</i>

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What's up, babe?

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Hey.

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So, I cannot stop thinking
about last night.

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Oh!

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Yeah. I got several noise complaints.

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Did you?

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What do you say tonight…

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my bear claw goes in your croissant?

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No.

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No. No, you can't handle this.

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No? Isn't…?

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- Hey.
- I feel sick.

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No, I'm sorry.

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No, it's good. I'm good. We're good, 'kay?

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- Okay.
- Jill.

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I'm cool.

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Cool as a kumquat.

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You used me like a human dildo.

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And you kicked me to the curb.

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- What are you talking about?
- I'm talking about what you did.

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- What I did? I--
- You're… You gaslit me.

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And you're gonna regret it.

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Um…

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<i>I've found a reason to exist</i>

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<i>Begging not to go extinct</i>

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<i>Do what you saw</i>

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<i>Fefe, I got you a triple-shot latte</i>
<i>to thank you.</i>

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Shh! That was the last time, Wes.

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It's a felony.

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Reading texts?

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Hacking someone's texts for insider info
to sell commercial real estate?

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- Yes, a felony.
- I don't--

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In all 50 states.

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Including Idaho,
where cannibalism is legal.

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I'm out, Wes.

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You're gonna have to stalk people
the same way as everyone else.

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Instagram.

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All right, no, I see the play.

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I will pay you double

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and then you can buy yourself
more sweater vests or Pokémon cards or--

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Pokémon?

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You know what?
I'm done being your little hacker boy.

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So you can take your lattes
and your shiny teeth back upstairs.

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Okay. All right. Understood.

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I appreciate you, Fefe.

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Uh, he's in a meeting right now.
Can I take a message?

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Okay, sure. Just call back.

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It's Felix!

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Oh, my God. You went on that date
with the guy with the pink eye.

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Yeah, that's me.

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It's been weeks, I bet his eye's healed.

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Maybe I should hit him up
for a second date?

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No, that was a joke.
I'm actually on a… dick cleanse.

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A D-tox, if you will.
Patiently awaiting my gay awakening.

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- Did you know what you wanted?
- I'll have a mocha to go. Please. Thanks.

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Ever been stood up?

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- Oh, are you talking to me?
- I overheard your conversation.

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Oh, great.

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Have I been stood up?

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Actually, no.

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So… I still have that to look forward to.

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Well, I have you beat, then.

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I am currently being stood up.

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- On a day date?
- Yeah.

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Yikes.

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Yikes is right.

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Sorry.

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Would you maybe want to join me?

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Please. I don't think my fragile male ego
could handle another rejection today.

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Um, what's your name?

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Tyler Riordan.

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Jill Shaw.

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- Lady Shaw.
- Thanks.

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Tyler Riordan sounds so familiar.
Are you a tech founder?

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Not smart enough.

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Actor?

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Hmph! Not pretty enough.

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Oh, you're not pretty enough?

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Okay. So you're an influencer.

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The irony is palpable.

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Wait.

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You have the, um, dating podcast.

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You're the dating guy.

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Hi! Nice to meet you, Tyler Riordan.

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Oh, my God.

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Tyler, my phone died, and I had
to find my way back from the East Bay.

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I completely raw-dogged it with my mind.

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No worries. I ran into a friend.

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- Yes.
- Mm-hmm.

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Well, nice to see you, friend.
Have a seat.

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No, no, no. We can get another table.

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No, no, no, please. Please sit.

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Um, I'm just gonna grab my stuff.

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Nice to meet you, ma'am.

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Take your seat. I've warmed it up for you.

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- I'm so sorry. I'm just gonna… Yeah.
- Yeah.

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Cool. Bye.

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Jill!

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Hi.

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I figured I could let you leave.
Then I'd have to go home,

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get on Craigslist, and write a post
on Missed Connections. Very early 2000s.

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Or I could just run out on my date,

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chase you down the street,
and ask you for your number,

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which now that I say it out loud…

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uh, maybe Craigslist was the move.

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I'm swearing off men, remember?

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- The whole D-tox thing, so…
- Yes. D-toxing. Right.

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I can't.

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- Nice to meet you.
- Well, how about I give you my number?

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Okay.

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<i>Izzy? </i>

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<i>It was some </i>Notting Hill,
<i>frickin' </i>Bridget Jones <i>shit.</i>

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<i>Please get ready.</i>

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<i>You know what he was?</i>

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<i>He was Bri-hi-ti-hish</i>

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<i>from foggy London town.</i>

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<i>Actually, I don't know if he was</i>
<i>from London, but I'm gonna pause</i>

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<i>so that you can finish masturbating.</i>

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Good work, Wes.

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Thank you, sir.

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- Close her up.
- You got it.

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All right.

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Jill.

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Hey, psst!

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Fuck you.

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Line up!

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I have a little bit of a puzzle.

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Zella, Bastien à la crème.

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What are the ingredients?

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All-purpose flour, almond flour,
powdered and granulated sugar, whole egg,

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cream, unsalted butter,
vanilla bean, and salt, Chef.

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Did you say "human hair"?

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No, I did not, Chef.

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That puts me in a real snickerdoodle.

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Oh, now, wait a second.

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Kirby, why do I see

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one of your radioactive
Chucky-doll pubes in my tart?

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That is not mine.

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That's not yours?

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Right there, on the little titty… part.

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- No.
- No?

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Oh, did Little Orphan Annie
come into my kitchen last night

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and shed her ginger ass on this tart?

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I don't know.

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- You don't know?
- Mm-mm.

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<i>It was so unhinged, my dude.</i>

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But…

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there is a silver lining.

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Or shall I say a ginger lining?

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Damn, Jilleth. I know. Too soon.

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Look, I take no pleasure in saying this,

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but the baker position is now open!

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<i>Finally!</i>

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But what are the qualifications
to host a podcast?

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- Qualifications?
- Yes.

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- There are none.
- Really?

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- Thought so.
- I'm virtually skill-less.

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I just think that the dating game
has gotten somewhat toxic.

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I don't know, it's going great for me.

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Haven't been murdered yet.

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Well, the night is young.

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Tell me about your work, Chef.

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Well, I don't want
to flex on you too hard, but, uh…

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I am the kumquat girl of Flâner.

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- Oh, wow.
- Yeah.

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- I'm impressed.
- Mm-hm.

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Though I'm not entirely sure
what a kumquat is.

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They're like very tiny,
very annoying oranges.

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- Ah.
- And I am their leader.

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Yes. Wait.

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Flâner? Isn't that the fellow
from <i>Top Chef</i>?

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Chef Bastien. I'm currently in a battle
to the death to become his new baker,

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in the hopes that, one day,
I do actually get to bake.

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Well, take no prisoners, kumquat girl.

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- Thank you so much.
- Thank you.

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Of course.

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So how are the fish and chips
compared to back home?

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Not bad, actually.

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Yeah? I've never been to England.

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It's amazing.

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I'll have to take you.

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<i>Daddy's home</i>

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<i>Home for me</i>

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<i>And I know you've been</i>
<i>Waiting for this loving all day</i>

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<i>You know your daddy's home</i>

31:46.521 --> 31:48.855
<i>- Daddy's home</i>
<i>- And it's time to play</i>

31:48.938 --> 31:50.730
<i>- It's time to play</i>
<i>- Yeah</i>

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<i>So you ain't got to</i>
<i>Give my loving away</i>

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Mm!

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<i>So all my ladies say hey, hey</i>
<i>Hey, daddy--</i>

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Okay, you gotta go.

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- You have to go. Get up.
- What?

32:09.730 --> 32:10.938
- Now?
- Yep, right now.

32:11.021 --> 32:14.021
- Okay.
- That's all your stuff. Yep. Come on!

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- Was it something that I did?
- Hurry!

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- No. Go!
- No problem.

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Well, I had a great time.

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- Bye.
- Bye.

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Come on.

32:33.230 --> 32:36.480
I didn't think I could do it,
but I did it!

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Come on. Call.

32:40.313 --> 32:42.063
<i>Please record your message.</i>

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Hello, Izzy.

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I would like to tell you something,

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that it was very, very, very,
very, very, very close,

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but I kept it in my pants,

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because my body is a sacred temple,

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and my vagina is a secret garden.

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I… I am Jillothene Shaw!

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Resistor of desires of the flesh,
almighty tamer of sexual demons!

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I am Jill!

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I left my wallet.

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Help.

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I promise I barely heard anything.

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Oh, my God.

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I do have one question though.

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What was that about a secret garden?

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God damn it.

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<i>I left my wallet.</i>

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- No! No, Jill, no!
- <i>Oh, my God.</i>

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God, lock your door, Jill.

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You don't lock your door?

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- <i>Promise I barely heard anything.</i>
- Oh, God.

33:55.355 --> 33:59.855
They're probably hooking up right now.
They're definitely hooking up.

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Well, whatever.

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He probably has terrible teeth.

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No text. Hm.

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Okay.

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Don't be crazy. You're being crazy.

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<i>Ladies, save yourself the heartache.</i>

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<i>If he's not texting you,</i>
<i>he doesn't want to talk to you.</i>

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<i>Truth is so important. We all need to get…</i>

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What?

34:39.980 --> 34:41.563
Check.

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Good night, Izzy.

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<i>Good night, lad.</i>

35:19.605 --> 35:20.688
<i>I love you.</i>

35:22.146 --> 35:23.605
I love you too.

35:25.646 --> 35:29.396
Okay, you know as best man
that you have to give a speech, right?

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He didn't.

35:31.813 --> 35:33.688
- Oh, come on. I knew that.
- No idea.

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I knew that.
You guys think so little of me.

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We do not. We think very highly of you,
but I should write it.

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And after much deliberation…

35:41.688 --> 35:43.605
- Yeah?
- …we're giving you a plus-one.

35:43.688 --> 35:44.938
- Yes!
- But…

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You do not get to bring an influencer
whose actual name you do not know.

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I knew her name.

35:50.896 --> 35:52.813
- You didn't know her name.
- Not at all.

35:52.896 --> 35:54.688
You're talking about Lu, right?

35:54.771 --> 35:56.063
Lonestar Lu?

35:56.146 --> 35:59.480
- Lonestar Lu was her handle.
- Mm-hm.

35:59.563 --> 36:02.855
Her name was Keilani.

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I mean, that's just confusing branding.

36:05.355 --> 36:06.605
- Bye.
- Go.

36:06.688 --> 36:07.688
- Beat it.
- Really?

36:07.771 --> 36:09.105
- Yes.
- You can't sit with us.

36:09.188 --> 36:10.605
- You cannot.
- Are you serious?

36:10.688 --> 36:13.230
Oh, look, open table. Just for you.

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Okay, fine.

36:15.688 --> 36:17.646
- Fine. I'm walking over here.
- Fine.

36:17.730 --> 36:19.230
- Bye.
- I'll enjoy my tacos alone.

36:19.313 --> 36:20.521
Yeah, enjoy.

36:24.313 --> 36:25.938
- You know what your problem is?
- Huh?

36:26.021 --> 36:27.230
You're sad-boy deadly.

36:27.313 --> 36:28.396
- Yeah.
- It's your eyes.

36:28.980 --> 36:33.563
Every girl thinks you're a wounded puppy,
and you have no idea how gorgeous you are.

36:33.646 --> 36:36.480
- But you're not sad. He's not sad.
- Mm-mm. No, he's not.

36:36.563 --> 36:39.521
- And he knows exactly how gorgeous he is.
- What?

36:39.605 --> 36:40.813
You think I'm gorgeous, Breeds?

36:40.896 --> 36:42.480
You think he's gorgeous?

36:42.563 --> 36:43.688
- Wait.
- I mean…

36:43.771 --> 36:46.438
Now he has two phones to use for evil.

36:46.521 --> 36:47.896
Oh, great.

36:47.980 --> 36:53.021
No. Okay, so this random girl has been
leaving voicemails on my new work cell,

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and they're for her sister.

36:54.813 --> 36:57.230
- And they're, like, kinda hilarious.
- Wait.

36:57.313 --> 37:00.021
How does she not know
that her sister changed her number?

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- Text her.
- I thought I did.

37:01.480 --> 37:05.355
I'm gonna just see what's happening
with the douchecaster real quick.

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- Douchecaster?
- Douchecaster?

37:08.480 --> 37:13.938
Guess who's officially being ghosted
by a Hitch wannabe.

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I am.

37:16.355 --> 37:19.938
And I am never gonna make baker

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because, um, I boned the competition

37:23.521 --> 37:27.105
and now he's out to destroy my life,
which rocks.

37:27.188 --> 37:29.105
Um, so, yeah.

37:30.271 --> 37:31.855
I'm, uh…

37:31.938 --> 37:35.980
I'm just calling you to ask…

37:37.813 --> 37:39.021
how…

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am I supposed to do this without you?

37:49.396 --> 37:51.521
We were supposed to die together.

37:52.563 --> 37:53.938
We made a deal.

37:54.521 --> 37:57.396
Like Noah and Allie in <i>The Notebook.</i>

37:58.271 --> 38:00.605
"You're a bird, I'm a bird," you whore.

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"I wish I knew how to quit you."

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Okay, I'll stop.

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You're in a better place.

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Probably slurping face with Heath Ledger
as we speak, huh?

38:20.688 --> 38:22.230
But I miss you.

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My lad.

38:26.605 --> 38:27.813
Every minute…

38:29.646 --> 38:31.938
of every single day.

38:36.730 --> 38:38.813
This party sucks without you.

38:42.188 --> 38:43.230
Call me?

38:49.563 --> 38:51.313
<i>Isabelle's dead. They're…</i>

38:52.230 --> 38:54.480
They're voicemails for her dead sister.

38:54.563 --> 38:56.313
- What?
- What?

38:56.396 --> 38:58.188
- Oh, my God, that's heartbreaking.
- Uh…

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You gotta tell her.

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- Now you're a sicko.
- No, no, no, do not tell her.

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She's healing. This is her way of healing.

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Just stop listening to her
like a creeper, then.

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Yeah, maybe stop
listening to her like a creeper, then.

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<i>You tell him you no longer want to invest</i>
<i>in something that isn't going anywhere.</i>

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You shut your whore mouth when you talk!

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- Wes.
- Hey! Hey, Jim.

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Red River closed?

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- Yes, sir.
- Very nice.

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What's next?

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Hey, is Donovan still slipping
on that San Fran spot?

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I shit you not,
those were his final words to me.

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He has no… soul!

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I must protect womankind!

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Well, guess what?

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<i>Love, Not Actually </i>has
a live podcast taping… tomorrow!

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And I know, if you were here,
I know what you would say.

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You would say,

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in the immortal words of our queen,

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Michelle Obama, esquire,

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"When they go low…"

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- "We go high."
- "…we go lower!"

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Okay.

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<i>Candy</i>

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<i>She's sweet like candy in my veins</i>

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<i>Baby, I'm dying for another taste</i>

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<i>And every night</i>
<i>My mind is running around her…</i>

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Excited for the… show.

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Thank you.

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Oh! I'm so-- Did I step on your foot?
I'm so sorry about that. I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry.

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- So sorry.
- No, it's okay.

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<i>I can't let you go now that I got it</i>

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<i>And all I need is to be struck</i>

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<i>By your electric love…</i>

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Is that okay?

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Perfect.

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<i>Baby, your electric--</i>

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Thank you all for coming.

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Looking gorgeous as ever, I see.

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And we're going live.

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Hi there.

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Well…

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What should we talk about, ladies?

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I am at your disposal.

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- Now, who wants to kick us off?
- Oh, my God.

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Me!

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Yes, in the Giants hat.

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Thank you.

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Hey, Tyler. I'm a huge fan.

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My favorite episode is the one
about dating with accountability.

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It's a good one, right?
But I had a quick question about that.

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Accountability, that's only expected

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of us lovelorn, pathetic,
desperate ladies, correct?

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Fellas get a free pass
to, say, I don't know,

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like, hypothetically speaking,

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talk about bringing you home to England,
get you naked, vanish out of thin air

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without even a text saying,
"I'm alive, but no thank you"?

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Um, well, uh,
this pod is designed for, uh, women

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to navigate the perils
of the dating world.

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Oh!

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Okay, well, thanks to you, Tyler,

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I've come face-to-face
with the perils of the dating world!

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Here's my little bit
of "proactive dating advice"

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to you ladies.

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If it looks like a duck

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and it swims like a duck,

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it's probably just a bargain-bin,
Hugh Grant fuckboy with a podcast.

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So…

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I'm gonna just, um… see myself out.

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I'll give this to you.
Thank you, excuse me. I'm sorry.

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<i>Boys wanna be her</i>

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<i>Girls wanna be her</i>

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<i>Boys wanna be her</i>

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<i>I wanna be her…</i>

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Well, um…

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What is testimony without a test?

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What is accountability without an account?

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I'm sorry. I'm… Excuse me.

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Uh, communication is key.

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Proactive dating isn't about perfection.

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It's about progress.

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What?

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"If it looks like a duck
and swims like a duck,

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it's probably just a Hugh Can't
with a podcast."

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At first it got very, very quiet,
and then they were like…

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Wow.

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Another one bites the dust.

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Oh, there's this, um,
cute deli at the bus stop

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at my bench at Battery Spencer.

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I got my salami on sourdough
with spicy mustard.

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Mmm-mmm.

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You're gonna tell me
that this is dumb, but whatever.

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I have this…

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stupid fantasy that…

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someone's gonna come and sit down
next to me like I'm Meg Ryan.

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And we start talking
about our days and the weather,

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which makes no sense,
'cause it's always foggy.

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Maybe I offer him half my sandwich…

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and we lock eyes and it happens.
We just know.

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In our bones, like how birds know
when a storm is coming.

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How do they do that?

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And we can't even play it cool,

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because there's nothing cool
about what we feel.

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It's desperate and all-consuming
and really scary,

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but we're in it together.

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That could happen, right?

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Says the girl
who can't even get a text back.

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I'm sharing this with you, my lad.

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<i>And if I didn't know better</i>

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<i>I'd think you were listening to me now</i>

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<i>If I didn't know better</i>

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<i>I'd think you were still around</i>

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<i>What died didn't stay dead</i>

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<i>What died didn't stay dead</i>

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<i>You're alive, so alive</i>

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Sorry, is this… Is this seat taken?

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It's beautiful.

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Mm-hm.

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- I'm Wes.
- Hm!

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I'm Jill.

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Jill.

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Nice to meet you, Jill.

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Well, enjoy the view.

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Uh… wait.

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Um…

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I have to tell you something.

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You have to tell <i>me </i>something?

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Um, I… I am here… uh, in San Francisco…

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for, um…

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for, uh… for work,

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and I…

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I just…

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just get…

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- I wanted to get a few recs from a local.
- Oh!

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Did you just have a stroke?

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Do you smell burnt toast?

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Gosh. I don't know.
I'm not a local, by the way.

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I've been here a year,
so I guess, technically,

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but I have not cracked the code
of this city.

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God damn it,
she's a tough nut to crack. Sorry.

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Well, what's your favorite thing
to do here?

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You're looking at it.

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Wow. Then I'm off to a good start, huh?

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Jeez.

48:30.605 --> 48:33.230
What?

48:33.313 --> 48:35.480
You're rolling in here with all this like…

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What is that?

48:37.646 --> 48:42.313
That is why I have to bid you
good night and good luck.

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I'm closed for business.

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Not that I even had any business,
or that men…

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Men are not my business. Zero judgment.

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Love and light to the girlies
selling feet pics online.

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I tried, but someone said
my toes look like ugly fingers,

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so I chop… fruit now.

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- Should we start over?
- Yes, please.

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Okay, I'm Wes.

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And, uh…

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I'm visiting.

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I'm Jill.

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And I'm boy sober.

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Oh, okay.

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Nice to meet you.

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Nice to meet you.

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Oh, uh…

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Do you think…

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you could just point me
in the direction of some breakfast tacos?

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- It ain't José's, but it ain't half-bad.
- What?

49:32.688 --> 49:34.105
- You know José's?
- Oh, yeah.

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- José's is my favorite.
- José's is <i>my </i>favorite.

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So you really are from <i>Tejas, </i>huh?

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Yes, ma'am.

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So, could you just give me
like an opening line

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or a thesis statement?

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You don't need help from a stranger.
These are your best friends.

49:50.980 --> 49:56.230
I'm not sure that I believe
in the whole, uh, marriage thing.

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Ah, so let me guess.

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Your parents are divorced.

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- Very, very astute.
- Am I right?

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Yeah, they probably would be
if my mom were still alive.

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I am so sorry.

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No, it's… I was little.

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- Sorry. I shouldn't have said that.
- No, it's okay. It's really okay.

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You don't want a first line from me.

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I've been told that
I suffer from a severe case of TMI.

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No great speech started with a filter.

50:31.563 --> 50:32.730
Um…

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What are their names?

50:34.313 --> 50:35.813
Breeda and Andy.

50:35.896 --> 50:37.688
- Breeda and Andy.
- Mm-hm.

50:42.605 --> 50:44.605
"You have made a believer out of me."

50:46.271 --> 50:47.355
Holy shit.

50:47.438 --> 50:49.771
- See? I knew it.
- Well, don't say it if it's not true.

50:49.855 --> 50:53.938
You don't wanna kick off their union
in a bed of lies.

50:54.021 --> 50:57.105
- Cross my heart and hope to die.
- Don't hope that.

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I won't. I--

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I won't hope that.

51:01.230 --> 51:04.063
- Thank you.
- So, uh, real estate, huh?

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- Yeah, yeah.
- Do you have a fancy metal nameplate?

51:06.813 --> 51:09.980
- Why else would I be doing this?
- Living the corporate daddy dream.

51:10.063 --> 51:13.855
Yeah, that's right.
I mean, it has its perks.

51:14.688 --> 51:19.521
But, uh, I got my eye on something.
I'm playing the long game.

51:19.605 --> 51:21.021
What kind of something?

51:21.105 --> 51:23.521
Let's just say, I keep my cards close.

51:24.021 --> 51:25.230
What about you?

51:25.313 --> 51:26.396
What's the dream?

51:26.480 --> 51:32.021
I'm living the "it's a good day if I'm not
being publicly humiliated…" dream.

51:33.271 --> 51:38.646
- That can't be the dream!
- Well, dreams are so short-sighted.

51:38.730 --> 51:42.355
When you're a little kid,
you only know three jobs, right?

51:42.438 --> 51:46.438
There's, like, police officer,
school teacher, and chef.

51:46.521 --> 51:49.271
- Mission accomplished.
- Except no.

51:49.355 --> 51:51.063
I'm what they call a "prep cook."

51:51.605 --> 51:52.938
And as Chef says,

51:53.021 --> 51:59.313
we are barely one step
above the janitorial staff and pedophiles.

51:59.396 --> 52:02.063
Sounds like you gotta take
your prep cook skills elsewhere.

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- Mm.
- Come on. If you build it, they will come.

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- Trust me, I'd love to start my own thing.
- What's stopping you?

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I don't know, just any money at all,
or brand reputation,

52:11.271 --> 52:12.938
business plan, house specialty.

52:13.021 --> 52:15.605
Oh, come on, you got a specialty.

52:15.688 --> 52:17.730
Even my mom had a specialty.

52:17.813 --> 52:20.730
- It was cornbread chicken pot pie.
- Oh!

52:20.813 --> 52:24.438
A woman after my own heart.
Do you know the recipe?

52:24.521 --> 52:25.688
No, I wish.

52:26.896 --> 52:28.438
It was legendary.

52:28.521 --> 52:30.563
I mean, people still talk about it.

52:33.021 --> 52:35.813
I wish I, uh… I wish I could remember.

52:37.480 --> 52:39.355
I'll bet your taste buds do.

52:43.063 --> 52:47.063
All right, the suspense is killing me.
If you could put one thing on your menu,

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what would it be?

52:49.146 --> 52:53.271
You think I'm gonna share
my culinary secrets with a stranger?

52:54.605 --> 52:57.063
I'll tell you what,
I'm here for two weeks.

52:57.146 --> 52:59.396
Why don't we try
to crack this SF nut together?

52:59.480 --> 53:00.980
As fellow Texas expats,

53:01.063 --> 53:04.980
I feel obligated to tell you
that I am girl sober,

53:05.063 --> 53:06.980
so I will not make out with you.

53:07.063 --> 53:09.938
Even if you beg me, I won't do it.
Scout's honor.

53:18.688 --> 53:22.771
<i>Something about the day make me</i>
<i>Wanna put it on the line, on the wire</i>

53:22.855 --> 53:27.605
<i>All you need to bring is yourself</i>
<i>Company's all that I require</i>

53:27.688 --> 53:31.521
<i>I'm not naive for needing my baby</i>

53:31.605 --> 53:35.605
<i>So, today, come on over</i>
<i>And play 'cause</i>

53:35.688 --> 53:39.563
<i>I've been patient</i>

53:39.646 --> 53:44.855
<i>I've been waiting</i>
<i>For something like this</i>

53:44.938 --> 53:46.896
<i>Ooh-wee</i>

53:47.688 --> 53:49.063
<i>Like this</i>

53:49.146 --> 53:53.188
<i>- Ooh-wee</i>
<i>- Waiting for something like this</i>

53:53.271 --> 53:56.605
<i>- Ooh-wee</i>
<i>- Waiting for something like</i>

53:56.688 --> 53:58.896
<i>Baby, If you want me</i>
<i>You know where to find me</i>

53:58.980 --> 54:00.980
<i>I'll be ready for you, babe</i>

54:01.063 --> 54:04.605
<i>Taste so sweet, it's like honey</i>
<i>Dripping down my body, babe</i>

54:04.688 --> 54:09.063
<i>I know that this bitch love</i>
<i>Drive you crazy</i>

54:09.146 --> 54:13.313
<i>So, today</i>
<i>Won't you come out and play, 'cause</i>

54:13.396 --> 54:17.146
<i>I've been patient</i>

54:17.230 --> 54:22.563
<i>I've been waiting</i>
<i>For something like this</i>

54:22.646 --> 54:25.313
<i>- Ooh-wee</i>
<i>- Mmm</i>

54:25.396 --> 54:26.605
<i>Like this</i>

54:26.688 --> 54:30.480
<i>- Ooh-wee</i>
<i>- Waiting for something like</i>

54:30.563 --> 54:32.563
<i>Ooh-wee</i>

54:33.730 --> 54:35.230
<i>Like this</i>

54:40.105 --> 54:42.855
I don't know what happened, Chef.
I rolled it out last night,

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and I put it in the fridge.

54:44.230 --> 54:45.355
Apparently not.

54:45.438 --> 54:47.605
- You've set us all back!
- We could grate it.

54:48.438 --> 54:49.480
Whoa.

54:50.313 --> 54:51.230
Or…

54:52.813 --> 54:55.396
It's… I accidentally froze
my butter in culinary school,

54:55.480 --> 54:58.896
and grating it
made the dough even flakier.

54:58.980 --> 55:00.396
You're still talking?

55:00.480 --> 55:02.938
What is this? The Alpha Gamma prep girls?

55:04.896 --> 55:07.188
- Right?
- Michelin-star joke, Chef.

55:07.271 --> 55:09.271
"It makes it extra flaky."

55:17.438 --> 55:18.480
Hey.

55:19.646 --> 55:21.313
I never asked for your help.

55:26.563 --> 55:27.563
I sold the spot.

55:27.646 --> 55:28.980
- You did?
- Yeah.

55:29.063 --> 55:31.146
What a star! We have to celebrate.

55:31.230 --> 55:33.688
After you. How was your day?

55:33.771 --> 55:35.730
Uh…

55:35.813 --> 55:39.688
Chef Bastien
was feeling particularly evil.

55:39.771 --> 55:41.188
He didn't use a single 'quat.

55:41.271 --> 55:43.980
He literally poured them out
into the trash can

55:44.063 --> 55:46.230
while maintaining eye contact with me.

55:46.813 --> 55:49.855
It was kumquat carnage.

55:49.938 --> 55:51.105
He's hazing you, Jill.

55:54.063 --> 55:55.730
I don't know if I'm built for this.

55:56.313 --> 55:57.480
What, this Flâner gig?

55:57.563 --> 55:58.563
This…

55:59.771 --> 56:00.980
This dream.

56:02.730 --> 56:06.938
Ignore me and my existential dread.

56:08.563 --> 56:12.646
It's your last day,
and I am ready to giggle.

56:14.396 --> 56:16.063
Welcome to Golden Gate Giggles.

56:17.063 --> 56:18.271
I'm your tour guide, Walter,

56:18.355 --> 56:23.105
and we're so glad you chose us,
Golden Gate Giggles.

56:23.188 --> 56:24.980
How about a joke?

56:25.063 --> 56:26.146
Sure.

56:26.980 --> 56:28.396
Why did the hipster refuse…

56:32.063 --> 56:34.896
"Why did the hipster refuse
to cross the Golden Gate Bridge?"

56:35.605 --> 56:36.605
Why?

56:36.688 --> 56:38.771
Because it was too mainstream.

56:38.855 --> 56:40.105
Pause for laughs.

56:42.230 --> 56:45.480
It's my first day today.

56:45.563 --> 56:49.271
- Crushing it, Walter.
- Let's start out with some funny facts.

56:50.021 --> 56:51.063
Sure.

56:51.855 --> 56:52.813
Ha!

56:52.896 --> 56:57.063
San Francisco is where
they invented blue jeans,

56:57.146 --> 56:58.313
and the electric…

56:58.938 --> 57:00.480
- I can't do this.
- You're doing fine.

57:00.563 --> 57:02.188
- Just take a deep breath.
- I quit.

57:02.271 --> 57:04.688
- You can't. We got 2 hours left.
- Let me off!

57:04.771 --> 57:07.396
- Nope. Sit down and take a breath.
- Open the door!

57:07.480 --> 57:09.230
- I need this job!
- Open the door!

57:09.313 --> 57:11.855
- Let me off!
- This is why I don't have kids.

57:11.938 --> 57:13.521
Let me off!

57:21.938 --> 57:24.896
Hey, boss. We paid for giggles.

57:24.980 --> 57:28.021
Not my department.

57:28.105 --> 57:29.605
We gonna get a refund?

57:34.896 --> 57:36.021
What are you doing?

57:36.521 --> 57:37.355
Uh…

57:38.938 --> 57:40.188
Uh, what's up, guys?

57:40.938 --> 57:42.146
I'm Wes.

57:42.230 --> 57:44.021
So, where's everybody from?

57:44.105 --> 57:46.730
Uh, other than New Jersey.

57:46.813 --> 57:48.563
Look, kid, you gotta sit down. Now.

57:48.646 --> 57:51.105
Uh, I know. I'm sorry. I just…
We came for giggles, right?

57:51.188 --> 57:53.438
- Yeah.
- Let's get some giggles in here.

57:53.521 --> 57:59.021
Uh, up ahead, we've got
the world-famous…

57:59.646 --> 58:00.938
squiggle street.

58:04.563 --> 58:07.605
On your right, we have, uh, the house

58:07.688 --> 58:12.396
where Robin Williams brought a donkey
into the party in <i>Mrs. Doubtfire</i>.

58:14.063 --> 58:16.771
<i>Go to Fisherman's Wharf</i>

58:16.855 --> 58:18.688
<i>Top of the Mark</i>

58:19.271 --> 58:20.646
<i>Telegraph Hill</i>

58:20.730 --> 58:22.313
<i>Golden Gate Park</i>

58:22.396 --> 58:27.105
<i>Baby, baby, baby</i>
<i>There's so much in this town…</i>

58:27.188 --> 58:30.271
Out in the bay, you see it?
That is Alcatraz,

58:30.355 --> 58:34.188
the famous prison that is known
for hosting legendary criminals

58:34.271 --> 58:37.771
like Al Capone and, um, Sean Connery.

58:38.771 --> 58:42.230
Okay, look, child, you're gonna have
to sit down now or I will kick you off.

58:42.313 --> 58:44.105
- Last thing. On your left…
- Seriously?

58:44.188 --> 58:47.480
…is the delectable Flâner.
I don't want to embarrass her,

58:47.563 --> 58:49.396
but we are actually in the presence

58:49.480 --> 58:53.188
of one of San Francisco's
most talented up-and-coming chefs.

58:53.271 --> 58:57.646
She taught Chef Bastien
everything he knows because she--

58:58.146 --> 59:03.021
she is most definitely built for this.

59:03.771 --> 59:06.063
Okay, Romeo, show's over.

59:06.146 --> 59:08.938
- I'm going. I just have one more thing.
- I know you are. No, you don't.

59:09.021 --> 59:12.438
- Let's go. And you're done.
<i>- I left my heart</i>

59:12.521 --> 59:15.438
- Off! Uh-huh. All right.
<i>- In San Francisco</i>

59:15.521 --> 59:16.521
I just need to finish!

59:16.605 --> 59:18.646
- <i>High on a hill</i>
<i>- </i>Dude!

59:18.730 --> 59:22.396
<i>She calls to me</i>

59:22.480 --> 59:25.855
- Let go!
<i>- When I come home to you</i>

59:25.938 --> 59:30.105
- All right. Fine.
<i>- San Francisco!</i>

59:30.188 --> 59:34.146
<i>Your golden sun</i>

59:34.230 --> 59:36.688
<i>Will shine</i>

59:36.771 --> 59:40.980
<i>For me</i>

01:00:03.813 --> 01:00:06.688
I guess the scouts have no honor, huh?

01:00:06.771 --> 01:00:08.563
It's a good thing I wasn't a Boy Scout.

01:00:10.896 --> 01:00:12.396
Yeah, all right!

01:00:15.021 --> 01:00:16.313
Ah, ta-da!

01:00:16.396 --> 01:00:19.438
Blue crab and corn fritters
with smoked jalapeño aioli.

01:00:19.521 --> 01:00:21.271
- Wow.
- Voilà!

01:00:21.355 --> 01:00:23.146
- This is insane.
- Yay.

01:00:27.063 --> 01:00:28.355
- What?
- Is it good?

01:00:28.438 --> 01:00:30.855
Are you kidding me?
Chef Bastien is an idiot.

01:00:30.938 --> 01:00:32.396
He is sitting on a gold mine.

01:00:32.480 --> 01:00:34.230
How did you even learn how to do this?

01:00:35.771 --> 01:00:37.105
Um…

01:00:40.813 --> 01:00:42.896
My sister was stuck at home
a lot as a kid.

01:00:44.896 --> 01:00:46.730
She was really sick.

01:00:46.813 --> 01:00:50.646
And the kitchen was our happy place.

01:00:51.146 --> 01:00:53.313
We were like two little mad scientists.

01:00:54.980 --> 01:00:57.896
We always thought we were
on the verge of discovering something

01:00:57.980 --> 01:00:59.605
the world had never seen.

01:01:03.021 --> 01:01:05.730
<i>Either way I lose</i>

01:01:09.855 --> 01:01:11.855
<i>Though I know…</i>

01:01:13.563 --> 01:01:14.730
My sister…

01:01:15.688 --> 01:01:17.021
Isabelle, she died.

01:01:17.896 --> 01:01:20.980
In November. She had cystic fibrosis.

01:01:22.563 --> 01:01:23.771
I'm so sorry, Jill.

01:01:23.855 --> 01:01:26.230
She was just the love of my life. No big.

01:01:27.646 --> 01:01:29.980
- I bet she's proud of you.
- Uh…

01:01:32.230 --> 01:01:36.271
I was much cooler as a kid.
I peaked at like 12.

01:01:38.021 --> 01:01:41.771
I would do the craziest shit
just to come home with a story for her.

01:01:41.855 --> 01:01:43.563
I would've tried crack
if it made her laugh.

01:01:44.146 --> 01:01:48.271
And now, I think I might be
a little bit dead inside.

01:01:48.355 --> 01:01:49.188
Jill…

01:01:52.938 --> 01:01:55.063
you couldn't be less dead inside.

01:01:56.771 --> 01:01:57.938
What you need to do

01:01:58.021 --> 01:01:59.813
is you need to get out there

01:02:00.396 --> 01:02:01.313
and try crack.

01:02:04.396 --> 01:02:05.396
Come with me…

01:02:07.271 --> 01:02:08.813
to Breeda and Andy's wedding.

01:02:10.105 --> 01:02:11.021
Hm.

01:02:12.646 --> 01:02:14.313
Okay.

01:02:14.938 --> 01:02:16.771
I'll ask my overlord.

01:02:19.521 --> 01:02:20.521
All right.

01:02:21.896 --> 01:02:23.105
Ready for the main course?

01:02:23.188 --> 01:02:24.271
There's more?

01:02:25.646 --> 01:02:28.438
- I… This was already so impressive.
- Come on!

01:02:28.521 --> 01:02:30.396
How could you make more? I don't even…

01:02:30.480 --> 01:02:31.980
- Shut up.
- You can't top this.

01:02:35.188 --> 01:02:36.188
Okay.

01:02:39.730 --> 01:02:42.938
<i>Either way I lose…</i>

01:02:44.396 --> 01:02:45.938
Is that chicken pot pie?

01:02:46.021 --> 01:02:47.813
With cornbread crust.

01:02:49.855 --> 01:02:51.105
You made this for me?

01:02:51.188 --> 01:02:53.855
Yeah. I mean, I have no idea
if it's anything like your mom's.

01:02:53.938 --> 01:02:57.021
It was a full-blown experiment,
but we will see.

01:02:57.688 --> 01:02:58.688
All right.

01:03:25.396 --> 01:03:26.688
Uh…

01:03:28.355 --> 01:03:32.396
I'm gonna go… Just…
I'm gonna prep dessert, okay?

01:03:58.646 --> 01:04:00.896
<i>Believe it</i>

01:04:00.980 --> 01:04:05.146
<i>I need you by my side</i>

01:04:05.646 --> 01:04:07.980
<i>Yes, I know you know</i>

01:04:08.063 --> 01:04:12.355
<i>Know you know</i>
<i>Know I've been a sinner, baby</i>

01:04:12.438 --> 01:04:14.730
<i>I've seen it</i>

01:04:14.813 --> 01:04:18.896
<i>I've seen you high and dry</i>

01:04:19.813 --> 01:04:21.896
<i>Yes, I know you don't</i>

01:04:21.980 --> 01:04:27.855
<i>Know you don't</i>
<i>Know you don't need me to say it</i>

01:04:27.938 --> 01:04:31.063
<i>But if anything happens between us</i>
<i>Does everything change?</i>

01:04:32.438 --> 01:04:37.313
<i>I know you feel it too</i>
<i>I can see it in your face</i>

01:04:37.396 --> 01:04:41.563
<i>So tell me now not to get too close</i>

01:04:42.855 --> 01:04:44.063
<i>'Cause it always happens</i>

01:04:44.146 --> 01:04:46.646
<i>One, two, three, four</i>

01:04:46.730 --> 01:04:49.396
<i>How much longer can this go?</i>

01:04:49.480 --> 01:04:51.230
<i>Oh, babe, don't break</i>

01:04:51.313 --> 01:04:53.896
<i>Every single breath you take</i>

01:04:53.980 --> 01:04:58.063
<i>Kills me softly, chills my body</i>

01:04:58.146 --> 01:04:59.938
<i>But when we reach the limit</i>

01:05:01.563 --> 01:05:02.521
- Sorry.
- No. Sorry.

01:05:02.605 --> 01:05:04.438
- Yeah… I just have to go to the bathroom.
- Okay.

01:05:05.438 --> 01:05:06.355
All right. You okay?

01:05:06.438 --> 01:05:07.271
- Yep.
- Okay.

01:05:07.355 --> 01:05:08.813
- Sorry. Uh…
- Oh, no. Okay.

01:05:10.855 --> 01:05:11.813
Okay.

01:05:14.021 --> 01:05:15.938
Just say it. Just say the words.

01:05:16.021 --> 01:05:17.396
Just say it.

01:05:17.480 --> 01:05:19.646
Jill. Hey, Jill. I've been…

01:05:20.521 --> 01:05:23.105
I've been getting your voicemails.
I've been getting…

01:05:25.313 --> 01:05:26.355
Oh, shit.

01:05:26.438 --> 01:05:27.855
Oh, shit.

01:05:46.438 --> 01:05:47.438
Jill.

01:05:48.855 --> 01:05:49.896
Uh…

01:05:53.021 --> 01:05:54.230
I, um…

01:05:59.063 --> 01:06:00.105
No, it's okay.

01:06:01.146 --> 01:06:02.355
It's totally okay.

01:06:03.605 --> 01:06:04.605
Um…

01:06:06.438 --> 01:06:08.146
Want to just watch <i>Top Chef</i>?

01:06:08.938 --> 01:06:12.813
<i>I took a date-based ganache.</i>
<i>I shaped it into a small sphere,</i>

01:06:12.896 --> 01:06:15.938
<i>and I coated it</i>
<i>in a cocoa-infused beignet dough before…</i>

01:06:16.021 --> 01:06:18.188
Jill, I've been getting your voicemails.

01:06:18.730 --> 01:06:20.980
<i>I like the surprise</i>
<i>in the middle. It's nice.</i>

01:06:21.063 --> 01:06:23.605
<i>I went with a bombolone-style donut.</i>

01:06:23.688 --> 01:06:26.771
<i>I worked in fresh orange and lemon zest,</i>
<i>fried it off,</i>

01:06:26.855 --> 01:06:29.605
<i>and finished it</i>
<i>with a passionfruit cream filling.</i>

01:06:29.688 --> 01:06:31.271
<i>The texture's great.</i>

01:06:31.355 --> 01:06:32.855
<i>Heaven help me</i>

01:06:32.938 --> 01:06:38.105
<i>My mind changes like the wind</i>

01:06:40.146 --> 01:06:42.355
<i>Please excuse me</i>

01:06:42.438 --> 01:06:47.855
<i>I don't know where to begin</i>

01:06:47.938 --> 01:06:51.771
<i>But I didn't think I cared</i>

01:06:51.855 --> 01:06:54.146
<i>I could be your friend</i>

01:06:54.230 --> 01:06:58.855
<i>But I'm unprepared</i>
<i>Oh, I've never felt like this</i>

01:06:58.938 --> 01:07:01.146
<i>I was unaware</i>

01:07:01.230 --> 01:07:03.605
<i>That you were lighting flares</i>

01:07:03.688 --> 01:07:08.480
<i>Now I'm running scared</i>
<i>Oh, how did it come to this?</i>

01:07:08.563 --> 01:07:15.563
<i>You know I've never</i>
<i>Been so lonely on my own</i>

01:07:16.146 --> 01:07:18.021
<i>And it shows</i>

01:07:18.105 --> 01:07:22.896
<i>'Cause I don't see you like I used to</i>

01:07:24.063 --> 01:07:26.605
<i>Now I'm going back</i>
<i>On the things that I know</i>

01:07:26.688 --> 01:07:32.855
<i>Oh, all my nights taste like gold</i>

01:07:32.938 --> 01:07:37.105
<i>Yeah, when I'm with you</i>
<i>It's like everything glows</i>

01:07:37.188 --> 01:07:42.188
<i>And all my days, we can lay low</i>

01:07:42.271 --> 01:07:46.730
<i>Yeah, when we're waking up</i>
<i>We're waking up slow</i>

01:07:51.188 --> 01:07:52.896
Dessert tacos.

01:07:53.730 --> 01:07:54.980
Dessert tacos?

01:07:55.480 --> 01:07:58.271
When Izzy was super sick,
they tried to get her to eat,

01:07:58.355 --> 01:08:00.771
and she'd throw everything up
except her favorite.

01:08:01.688 --> 01:08:06.605
Dessert tacos. And <i>that </i>is my specialty.

01:08:12.771 --> 01:08:14.063
<i>Magic: The Gathering.</i>

01:08:14.771 --> 01:08:15.938
The card game?

01:08:17.771 --> 01:08:20.230
Actually, they're not just cards.
They're actually collectible.

01:08:20.313 --> 01:08:21.688
They're really valuable.

01:08:21.771 --> 01:08:24.355
But, um, my mom, uh…

01:08:25.021 --> 01:08:26.980
she would buy them for me,

01:08:27.063 --> 01:08:29.813
and she bought me my first pack, and…

01:08:30.896 --> 01:08:34.688
I just need the Alpha Black Lotus
to complete the Power Nine.

01:08:34.771 --> 01:08:37.313
It's one of the rarest cards in the world.

01:08:37.396 --> 01:08:40.105
That's what I've been… working towards.

01:08:40.188 --> 01:08:41.105
Wow.

01:08:41.188 --> 01:08:44.605
And I think I may have found one on eBay.

01:08:44.688 --> 01:08:45.938
- Really?
- Yeah.

01:08:46.021 --> 01:08:47.021
So…

01:08:47.605 --> 01:08:50.980
I gotta confess,
I was actually gonna ghost you

01:08:51.063 --> 01:08:54.355
for not having the full… Power Nine.

01:08:54.438 --> 01:08:55.813
So now I don't have to.

01:08:55.896 --> 01:08:57.313
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

01:08:57.396 --> 01:08:59.896
Okay, wow. Still in the game.

01:09:01.105 --> 01:09:02.355
Still in the game.

01:09:03.980 --> 01:09:05.105
I'll see you at home.

01:09:05.188 --> 01:09:06.063
Yeah.

01:09:06.605 --> 01:09:07.646
Safe flight.

01:09:08.563 --> 01:09:09.396
Thanks.

01:09:30.480 --> 01:09:32.771
Last breath of freedom
till you're chained for life.

01:09:32.855 --> 01:09:34.771
- Hey!
- Yay!

01:09:36.688 --> 01:09:38.646
Oh! We are excited to meet Jill.

01:09:38.730 --> 01:09:40.355
Yeah, we are.

01:09:41.855 --> 01:09:43.188
Oh, no.

01:09:43.271 --> 01:09:44.188
I knew it.

01:09:44.271 --> 01:09:45.355
What happened, Wes?

01:09:45.438 --> 01:09:47.188
Nothing. Nothing.

01:09:47.896 --> 01:09:49.896
We're just hanging out.

01:09:49.980 --> 01:09:54.438
All right, I admit that things
have gotten a little intense.

01:09:54.521 --> 01:09:58.563
Intense? You're the one
that flew to another city for this girl.

01:09:58.646 --> 01:10:00.813
No, I flew to another city for work.

01:10:00.896 --> 01:10:03.146
- Oh, for work.
- Oh, yes, of course.

01:10:03.230 --> 01:10:04.688
- It was a work trip.
- Work trip, and--

01:10:04.771 --> 01:10:07.188
All I'm saying is once in a while, Wes,

01:10:07.271 --> 01:10:10.688
someone comes along
that changes the whole game.

01:10:10.771 --> 01:10:14.021
Yeah, don't be so busy scoring
that you miss it.

01:10:15.188 --> 01:10:16.896
Wow.

01:10:16.980 --> 01:10:19.355
- That was good. So good.
- That was nice.

01:10:19.438 --> 01:10:21.605
- Copyright that.
- Every single time.

01:10:21.688 --> 01:10:25.563
Wait a minute. Wait. You didn't tell us
what happened with the voicemails.

01:10:27.980 --> 01:10:29.771
- You didn't tell her?
- O.M. God.

01:10:29.855 --> 01:10:30.688
I'm going to.

01:10:30.771 --> 01:10:32.063
- Liar, liar!
- Guys, look.

01:10:32.146 --> 01:10:35.563
Oh, my God, this is like a sick reboot
of <i>You've Got Mail</i>.

01:10:35.646 --> 01:10:37.480
Tom Hanks is America's sweetheart!

01:10:37.563 --> 01:10:39.646
You are not Tom Hanks!

01:10:40.146 --> 01:10:41.271
I might slap him.

01:10:41.355 --> 01:10:42.938
- Violence is never--
- Slap him.

01:10:43.021 --> 01:10:45.605
- Hey! Hey!
- Wes, tell her the truth.

01:10:45.688 --> 01:10:47.563
- I'm going to.
- Okay? Yes.

01:10:47.646 --> 01:10:51.563
- Tell her the truth, Wes.
- I will! In person.

01:10:51.646 --> 01:10:53.063
I swear on my mom.

01:10:56.813 --> 01:10:59.105
- Well, now we can't say anything.
- Yeah.

01:11:18.105 --> 01:11:21.230
<i>I don't wanna see you smile</i>

01:11:21.313 --> 01:11:24.146
<i>I want you in the morning</i>

01:11:24.230 --> 01:11:27.480
<i>Before you go performing</i>

01:11:29.605 --> 01:11:32.896
<i>Tell me something I don't know</i>

01:11:32.980 --> 01:11:38.688
<i>And lead me to the place</i>
<i>Where no one ever goes</i>

01:11:40.896 --> 01:11:43.813
<i>You know you're beautiful</i>

01:11:43.896 --> 01:11:46.480
<i>But that ain't half the gold treasure</i>
<i>In your soul</i>

01:11:46.563 --> 01:11:49.396
<i>What you got? 'Cause I want it all</i>

01:11:49.480 --> 01:11:51.980
<i>With your fingers in my mouth</i>
<i>I fail to see your faults</i>

01:11:52.063 --> 01:11:54.938
<i>So please don't let me fall</i>

01:11:55.021 --> 01:11:59.688
<i>So please don't let me fall</i>

01:11:59.771 --> 01:12:03.063
<i>Don't let me fall</i>

01:12:03.146 --> 01:12:05.771
<i>Don't let me fall</i>

01:12:05.855 --> 01:12:08.563
<i>Don't let me fall</i>

01:12:08.646 --> 01:12:11.688
<i>Don't let me fall</i>

01:12:13.396 --> 01:12:15.396
Good evening, everyone. I'm Wes.

01:12:19.063 --> 01:12:21.688
Andy's younger, dreamier cousin.

01:12:21.771 --> 01:12:23.230
- Lies.
- If not by blood.

01:12:23.313 --> 01:12:24.980
Our mothers were best friends.

01:12:25.813 --> 01:12:28.813
And Breeda is the older sister
that I never had.

01:12:28.896 --> 01:12:30.063
Aww.

01:12:30.146 --> 01:12:35.146
So I tried to warn 'em both
that marriage is Russian roulette, okay?

01:12:35.230 --> 01:12:38.146
- Should we go over the divorce rate?
- No.

01:12:38.896 --> 01:12:43.771
Okay, suffice it to say,
I wouldn't consider myself a romantic.

01:12:43.855 --> 01:12:44.896
Aw.

01:12:50.438 --> 01:12:51.813
But, um…

01:12:53.313 --> 01:12:57.896
did you know that these two
weren't even supposed to meet?

01:12:57.980 --> 01:13:00.230
Andy's alarm randomly didn't go off.

01:13:00.313 --> 01:13:04.188
This man has never been late
to anything in his entire life.

01:13:04.271 --> 01:13:07.521
And he missed his dentist appointment.
And he loves the dentist.

01:13:09.271 --> 01:13:10.105
- It's true.
- I do.

01:13:10.188 --> 01:13:13.938
They made him wait for an hour,
and he was about to walk out,

01:13:14.688 --> 01:13:15.980
when Breeda walked in.

01:13:16.063 --> 01:13:17.188
Aww.

01:13:17.271 --> 01:13:19.938
If that alarm had gone off
when it was supposed to,

01:13:20.896 --> 01:13:24.146
these two would never have met,
and we would not be here tonight.

01:13:26.271 --> 01:13:28.646
I don't know about gambling on forever,

01:13:30.313 --> 01:13:31.688
but I do know this.

01:13:32.188 --> 01:13:33.896
You're proof

01:13:34.688 --> 01:13:36.355
that sometimes

01:13:38.021 --> 01:13:39.980
life rigs things in our favor.

01:13:47.771 --> 01:13:48.813
To Breeda and Andy.

01:13:48.896 --> 01:13:50.521
Yeah!

01:13:53.146 --> 01:13:54.521
You made a believer out of me.

01:13:59.271 --> 01:14:03.021
- I am so proud of you.
- Couldn't have done it without you, coach.

01:14:03.105 --> 01:14:04.313
That was beautiful.

01:14:04.396 --> 01:14:06.480
- Your hands are so cold.
- I know.

01:14:06.563 --> 01:14:08.688
What?

01:14:08.771 --> 01:14:10.146
Wait, let's warm you up.

01:14:10.230 --> 01:14:11.188
Jeez.

01:14:14.105 --> 01:14:15.021
Thanks.

01:14:15.563 --> 01:14:17.688
- Can I top you off?
- Yes, please.

01:14:19.271 --> 01:14:20.105
Thanks.

01:14:22.063 --> 01:14:23.688
- There she is.
- Oh, my God! Jill!

01:14:23.771 --> 01:14:25.563
Oh, wow. I am so starstruck.

01:14:25.646 --> 01:14:27.230
Oh, my God!

01:14:27.313 --> 01:14:29.938
<i>We can ride the storm…</i>

01:14:30.021 --> 01:14:32.730
Can I get one more
and a whiskey on the rocks?

01:14:32.813 --> 01:14:35.188
- Yes.
- Thank you for being here. You're so cute.

01:14:35.271 --> 01:14:37.521
- Congrats!
- Enjoy. Thank you!

01:14:39.146 --> 01:14:41.480
- Oh, my God.
- Look who decided to show up!

01:14:46.980 --> 01:14:52.480
<i>We can make it through it all</i>

01:14:53.646 --> 01:14:57.480
<i>Go and show us what we really are</i>

01:15:13.355 --> 01:15:15.563
- Oh, my God, are you okay?
- I'm so sorry.

01:15:15.646 --> 01:15:17.063
- Are you all right?
- Sorry.

01:15:17.896 --> 01:15:20.105
Jill! Hey, Jill! Jill, wait!

01:15:20.188 --> 01:15:23.146
Why is my sister's number
connected to your phone, Wes?

01:15:24.271 --> 01:15:26.438
Okay, it's-- It's a crazy story.

01:15:26.521 --> 01:15:28.396
I… I got a work phone,

01:15:28.480 --> 01:15:30.980
and then I inherited
your sister's phone number.

01:15:31.063 --> 01:15:33.396
- What are you talking about? How?
- After she died.

01:15:34.313 --> 01:15:36.105
But my sister died in November.

01:15:41.813 --> 01:15:43.896
So, you've been getting my…

01:15:45.646 --> 01:15:47.688
voicemails this entire time?

01:15:48.188 --> 01:15:52.480
I was going to tell you. I just…
Things kept happening.

01:15:52.563 --> 01:15:53.896
- And I--
- What did you hear?

01:15:56.813 --> 01:15:58.230
Wes, what did you hear?

01:16:04.813 --> 01:16:06.021
My bench?

01:16:06.563 --> 01:16:08.855
You knew that I was gonna be at my bench.

01:16:08.938 --> 01:16:11.105
You knew about José's, about my fantasy.

01:16:11.188 --> 01:16:13.480
You knew about my sister.
You knew everything?

01:16:14.021 --> 01:16:15.230
You knew everything.

01:16:16.521 --> 01:16:19.063
- Oh, my God, I'm gonna die.
- Just… Jill.

01:16:19.146 --> 01:16:20.605
- No. I knew it.
- Jill.

01:16:20.688 --> 01:16:23.563
- Hold on.
- I knew that this was too good to be true.

01:16:23.646 --> 01:16:25.938
- No, Jill.
- It was too perfect, I was too happy.

01:16:26.021 --> 01:16:29.021
And I'm not-- I'm not that lucky.

01:16:29.105 --> 01:16:31.063
- I was gonna tell you.
- Take this.

01:16:31.146 --> 01:16:32.896
I promise. I…

01:16:33.730 --> 01:16:35.938
I know how much you loved Isabelle, and--

01:16:36.021 --> 01:16:38.146
No, you do not!

01:16:40.313 --> 01:16:42.605
You wouldn't know anything about that.

01:16:48.688 --> 01:16:49.896
You're right.

01:16:53.521 --> 01:16:54.521
I don't.

01:16:55.855 --> 01:16:58.896
You deserve someone
that can love you like that, and…

01:17:00.271 --> 01:17:01.396
I don't know how.

01:17:06.396 --> 01:17:07.730
That's crazy.

01:17:09.521 --> 01:17:12.230
So you heard all my voicemails,

01:17:12.980 --> 01:17:14.855
and you still don't get it.

01:17:16.896 --> 01:17:21.188
Those voicemails
are not a plea to the universe,

01:17:21.271 --> 01:17:24.438
"God, send me somebody to love me!"

01:17:28.980 --> 01:17:30.730
I don't need a man.

01:17:37.105 --> 01:17:39.521
What I need is my little sister back.

01:18:12.896 --> 01:18:13.855
Wait.

01:18:15.105 --> 01:18:16.771
No, no, no, no.

01:18:18.896 --> 01:18:19.980
No, that's…

01:18:29.980 --> 01:18:31.605
Please, no!

01:19:00.396 --> 01:19:02.105
<i>Mettez-vous en rang!</i>

01:19:02.188 --> 01:19:03.521
Line up!

01:19:08.938 --> 01:19:09.980
Prep piggies.

01:19:10.771 --> 01:19:11.938
Yes, Chef!

01:19:12.021 --> 01:19:14.730
The time has come to see which of you,

01:19:14.813 --> 01:19:15.855
if any,

01:19:16.688 --> 01:19:19.688
has what it takes to bake.

01:19:25.521 --> 01:19:26.896
Le soufflé.

01:19:26.980 --> 01:19:29.646
- I just have a quick question--
- Begin!

01:19:41.396 --> 01:19:44.271
<i>Vingt et une minutes.</i>
"Twenty-one minutes."

01:19:47.480 --> 01:19:48.521
Fuck you.

01:19:56.063 --> 01:19:57.438
<i>Quatorze minutes.</i>

01:19:58.021 --> 01:19:59.271
"Fourteen minutes."

01:20:15.605 --> 01:20:16.480
No.

01:20:16.563 --> 01:20:19.480
Help me, brother. Pears, plums.
Dragon fruit with chocolate?

01:20:19.563 --> 01:20:22.021
Chocolate crème? That's boring.
What would you do?

01:20:23.146 --> 01:20:24.730
What would you do?

01:20:42.521 --> 01:20:43.563
Fruit…

01:20:44.563 --> 01:20:45.688
of the gods.

01:20:48.230 --> 01:20:51.063
<i>Pistache. Pistache </i>and…

01:20:53.063 --> 01:20:53.980
Raspberry coulis.

01:20:57.646 --> 01:20:58.688
Oh, my God, that's perfect.

01:21:00.563 --> 01:21:01.438
Oh!

01:21:02.021 --> 01:21:04.646
Oh, so sorry.
I didn't hear you say "corner,"

01:21:05.146 --> 01:21:06.563
Kumquat.

01:21:16.188 --> 01:21:17.105
Okay.

01:21:17.855 --> 01:21:18.855
Oh!

01:21:21.896 --> 01:21:23.855
<i>To you they crawl, body sprawl…</i>

01:21:23.938 --> 01:21:25.021
One minute.

01:21:25.105 --> 01:21:27.938
<i>Close call, stand tall</i>
<i>Doll, you make them feel so small</i>

01:21:28.021 --> 01:21:29.813
What in the world are you doing?

01:21:32.063 --> 01:21:36.355
And three, two, one.

01:21:36.438 --> 01:21:37.938
Time!

01:21:38.021 --> 01:21:40.355
Very good. <i>Très bien.</i>

01:21:43.146 --> 01:21:45.146
<i>Le moment de vérité.</i>

01:21:45.230 --> 01:21:46.480
"The moment of truth."

01:21:52.646 --> 01:21:53.646
Hm.

01:21:55.396 --> 01:21:58.105
It's everything
you've ever taught me, Chef.

01:22:00.355 --> 01:22:01.771
Enjoy.

01:22:01.855 --> 01:22:04.605
- You do me great honor.
- Thank you, Chef.

01:22:12.438 --> 01:22:13.688
Yes.

01:22:13.771 --> 01:22:17.313
Soufflé pancakes with flambé kumquats,

01:22:17.396 --> 01:22:22.021
cream chantilly,
and ground pistachios, Chef.

01:22:46.813 --> 01:22:50.771
Being a baker is about precision.

01:22:50.855 --> 01:22:52.271
Consistency.

01:22:52.355 --> 01:22:58.688
Being a baker is not
about desperate, frantic experimentation.

01:23:02.563 --> 01:23:04.730
Congratulations, young man.

01:23:04.813 --> 01:23:07.396
Me?

01:23:07.480 --> 01:23:09.355
Me? What?

01:23:12.896 --> 01:23:14.188
Yes!

01:23:15.105 --> 01:23:16.146
Yeah!

01:23:20.396 --> 01:23:22.688
This is a joke, right?

01:23:22.771 --> 01:23:25.646
This is a funny little ha-ha,
little hee-hee joke, no?

01:23:25.730 --> 01:23:27.563
- No.
- You barely tasted that.

01:23:27.646 --> 01:23:31.063
And why might that be?

01:23:31.146 --> 01:23:33.313
Maybe because…

01:23:33.396 --> 01:23:35.271
Uh… no.

01:23:36.063 --> 01:23:37.980
It's raw?

01:23:39.105 --> 01:23:42.105
But you knew that, didn't you?

01:23:42.188 --> 01:23:46.271
Did you also know
that while you're busy out there,

01:23:46.355 --> 01:23:49.521
pretending to be Timothée Chalamet,

01:23:49.605 --> 01:23:54.230
he's been sticking pubes in tarts
and butter in freezers?

01:23:54.313 --> 01:23:56.896
And you know what? Did you ever consider

01:23:56.980 --> 01:24:01.938
that the girl with the dead sister might
be the one who wants to cry during sex?!

01:24:02.521 --> 01:24:05.063
So, sugar tits, look at me.

01:24:05.146 --> 01:24:10.188
I did not leave my home
and my beautiful family

01:24:10.271 --> 01:24:14.896
to waste this one wild and precious life

01:24:14.980 --> 01:24:19.355
working for the goddamn
Temu Gordon Ramsay.

01:24:19.438 --> 01:24:20.521
You finished…

01:24:23.646 --> 01:24:25.771
fourth on <i>Top Chef</i>!

01:24:25.855 --> 01:24:27.021
It was third!

01:24:27.105 --> 01:24:29.438
And you can drop
the bad Lumière impression

01:24:29.521 --> 01:24:34.021
because we all know
that you're from Wisconsin.

01:24:34.105 --> 01:24:35.521
And that your name…

01:24:35.605 --> 01:24:36.480
No!

01:24:36.563 --> 01:24:38.438
…is Gilbert!

01:24:38.521 --> 01:24:40.146
It's actually Gilbert.

01:24:40.230 --> 01:24:41.813
Who's coming with me?

01:24:41.896 --> 01:24:43.771
Who's coming with me?

01:25:03.563 --> 01:25:07.021
<i>Happy birthday to me </i>

01:25:23.063 --> 01:25:25.146
Surprise!

01:25:25.230 --> 01:25:26.146
Oh, my God.

01:25:26.230 --> 01:25:28.605
<i>I went full Jilly Maguire.</i>

01:25:28.688 --> 01:25:30.605
You told 'em to come with you, didn't you?

01:25:30.688 --> 01:25:32.438
Yeah. Yeah, I did.

01:25:32.521 --> 01:25:34.105
No one came with you, did they?

01:25:34.188 --> 01:25:36.896
No. No, they did not.

01:25:36.980 --> 01:25:38.230
Cowards.

01:25:38.313 --> 01:25:41.938
Not really. Where are they
supposed to come to?

01:25:42.521 --> 01:25:44.355
I have nothing built.

01:25:44.980 --> 01:25:47.021
I have nothing to offer anyone.

01:25:47.105 --> 01:25:49.355
Maybe this isn't who I am anymore.

01:25:49.438 --> 01:25:52.646
And I just need to accept it.
I need to grow up.

01:25:53.563 --> 01:25:56.188
It's time to grow up.
It's time to get a job in accounting.

01:25:56.271 --> 01:25:58.563
- Honey, you're not good at math.
- So bad.

01:25:58.646 --> 01:26:00.230
Maybe I'm good now.

01:26:00.813 --> 01:26:03.230
I haven't counted in a long time.

01:26:03.313 --> 01:26:04.605
Okay. Um…

01:26:05.105 --> 01:26:08.521
We, uh, got something for you.

01:26:10.396 --> 01:26:12.355
We found it in the garage.

01:26:25.688 --> 01:26:27.980
I feel like I'm letting her down.

01:26:28.063 --> 01:26:29.230
Honey.

01:26:30.271 --> 01:26:32.396
You are her hero.

01:26:34.105 --> 01:26:36.146
Maybe her hero just wants to go back home.

01:26:36.230 --> 01:26:38.813
Well, then your home
will be waiting for you.

01:26:39.313 --> 01:26:40.396
Always.

01:26:40.480 --> 01:26:43.980
Sweetheart, there's, uh,
something else in there.

01:26:59.021 --> 01:27:00.146
What?

01:27:00.230 --> 01:27:01.896
What is-- What is this?

01:27:01.980 --> 01:27:04.105
Izzy's college fund.

01:27:04.188 --> 01:27:05.896
No, I'm not… I can't take that.

01:27:05.980 --> 01:27:08.480
It's not much, but we know
she'd want you to have it.

01:27:10.438 --> 01:27:13.855
You could use it to come back home,
get a new apartment,

01:27:14.396 --> 01:27:16.188
maybe a job in accounting.

01:27:16.771 --> 01:27:21.480
Or you could use it to give 'em hell.

01:27:21.563 --> 01:27:22.980
What would Izzy say?

01:27:26.855 --> 01:27:31.396
<i>Yeah, yeah, yeah</i>

01:27:41.146 --> 01:27:45.688
<i>Always been</i>
<i>Told that I've got too much pride</i>

01:27:45.771 --> 01:27:50.480
<i>Too independent to have you by my side</i>

01:27:50.563 --> 01:27:53.271
<i>But my heart said</i>

01:27:53.355 --> 01:27:56.605
- No.
<i>- All of you will see</i>

01:27:56.688 --> 01:27:58.605
<i>Just won't live for someone</i>

01:27:58.688 --> 01:28:00.855
<i>- Until he lives for me</i>
- I suck.

01:28:01.938 --> 01:28:03.480
<i>Well, now I've found you</i>

01:28:03.563 --> 01:28:07.063
<i>And I'll tell you no lie</i>

01:28:07.146 --> 01:28:10.063
<i>This love I've got for you…</i>

01:28:10.146 --> 01:28:11.146
Oh, my God.

01:28:11.230 --> 01:28:14.146
<i>- Now show me love</i>
<i>- Show me love</i>

01:28:15.063 --> 01:28:16.896
<i>Show me life</i>

01:28:17.646 --> 01:28:22.105
<i>Baby, show me what it's all about</i>

01:28:23.146 --> 01:28:27.896
<i>You're the one that I ever needed</i>

01:28:27.980 --> 01:28:32.188
<i>Show me love and what it's all about</i>

01:28:32.271 --> 01:28:33.438
<i>All right</i>

01:28:33.521 --> 01:28:37.730
<i>Show me love, show me life</i>

01:28:37.813 --> 01:28:38.730
<i>All right</i>

01:28:38.813 --> 01:28:42.896
<i>Show me love and what it's all about</i>

01:28:42.980 --> 01:28:44.396
<i>All right</i>

01:28:49.438 --> 01:28:52.188
Hi, sir. Are you interested
in trying one of…

01:28:52.896 --> 01:28:54.271
Hi.

01:29:06.771 --> 01:29:08.355
- Wow.
- Hi.

01:29:08.438 --> 01:29:09.271
Hey.

01:29:09.855 --> 01:29:12.063
Uh, can we get the Ube All Day nachos?

01:29:12.146 --> 01:29:13.230
Yes.

01:29:13.313 --> 01:29:14.730
Thank you.

01:29:17.021 --> 01:29:18.313
Oh, my God!

01:29:18.396 --> 01:29:19.855
Shit, it's on fire!

01:29:29.855 --> 01:29:30.771
So sorry.

01:29:30.855 --> 01:29:34.605
I can't make your dessert nachos…

01:29:35.355 --> 01:29:36.230
anymore.

01:29:36.313 --> 01:29:37.896
I hate you.

01:29:37.980 --> 01:29:39.105
I'm so sorry.

01:29:39.188 --> 01:29:40.771
You've taught her to hate.

01:29:55.230 --> 01:29:56.063
Stupid.

01:29:59.105 --> 01:30:00.813
We're closed!

01:30:03.563 --> 01:30:05.355
I said we're closed!

01:30:08.855 --> 01:30:11.105
- Zella, what are you doing here?
- Shit.

01:30:11.188 --> 01:30:12.230
Short circuit?

01:30:13.063 --> 01:30:15.771
I guess.

01:30:15.855 --> 01:30:17.521
Probably overloaded the battery.

01:30:17.605 --> 01:30:19.813
Need to beef up the power system.

01:30:22.021 --> 01:30:24.896
Why are you pre-making chips?
Everything needs to be served hot.

01:30:24.980 --> 01:30:29.896
Well, I don't have time
to make fresh chips every single order.

01:30:29.980 --> 01:30:31.396
Seems like you do.

01:30:31.480 --> 01:30:33.688
Which brings me to why,
in all that's holy,

01:30:33.771 --> 01:30:35.230
are you parked in the Marina?

01:30:35.313 --> 01:30:38.646
The Marina's pretty,
and there's lots of joggers and--

01:30:38.730 --> 01:30:42.396
Preppy tech bros and Karens
and vegan Alo clones?

01:30:42.896 --> 01:30:44.813
Everyone hates the Marina.

01:30:45.313 --> 01:30:47.063
The Marina hates itself.

01:30:47.146 --> 01:30:48.646
It's basically LA.

01:30:48.730 --> 01:30:51.271
Let's pretend this little soft opening…

01:30:51.355 --> 01:30:53.396
extra soft, flaccid opening
never happened.

01:30:53.480 --> 01:30:59.355
We move the truck
to our grand reopening at Hippie Hill.

01:30:59.438 --> 01:31:00.605
"We"?

01:31:00.688 --> 01:31:02.271
You asked who was with you, right?

01:31:02.355 --> 01:31:03.313
Yeah.

01:31:05.271 --> 01:31:06.938
<i>I'm </i>with you, okay?

01:31:10.355 --> 01:31:11.396
I'm with you.

01:31:11.980 --> 01:31:12.855
Why?

01:31:13.355 --> 01:31:14.563
You're good.

01:31:15.105 --> 01:31:16.563
And so am I.

01:31:16.646 --> 01:31:19.730
And if you can't join 'em, beat 'em.

01:31:40.855 --> 01:31:46.896
<i>When the lights go down in the city</i>

01:31:48.063 --> 01:31:54.271
<i>And the sun shines on the bay</i>

01:31:55.146 --> 01:32:01.021
<i>Ooh, I wanna be there in my city</i>

01:32:01.105 --> 01:32:02.313
<i>Oh</i>

01:32:02.396 --> 01:32:09.230
<i>Oh, oh, oh!</i>

01:32:09.313 --> 01:32:12.605
<i>Yeah, yeah!</i>

01:32:16.813 --> 01:32:21.855
<i>Oh, oh, ah</i>

01:32:22.896 --> 01:32:29.605
<i>When the lights go down in the city</i>

01:32:29.688 --> 01:32:35.813
<i>And the sun shines on the bay</i>

01:32:36.480 --> 01:32:42.271
<i>Ooh, I wanna be there in my city</i>

01:32:42.355 --> 01:32:44.105
<i>Oh</i>

01:32:44.188 --> 01:32:49.521
<i>Oh, oh, oh</i>

01:32:50.813 --> 01:32:56.938
<i>Oh, oh, oh</i>

01:33:01.813 --> 01:33:03.313
- Hi.
- Jill.

01:33:03.396 --> 01:33:05.563
You're home.

01:33:05.646 --> 01:33:06.521
Hi, honey.

01:33:08.938 --> 01:33:11.730
Yeah. Okay, perfect.

01:33:12.230 --> 01:33:13.313
Okay.

01:33:19.855 --> 01:33:21.271
Mm.

01:33:28.813 --> 01:33:30.730
I ate. I just wanted
to come say hi to you.

01:33:31.980 --> 01:33:33.396
- Hi.
- Hi.

01:33:35.855 --> 01:33:36.730
How are you?

01:33:37.980 --> 01:33:39.480
Will you talk to me?

01:33:40.271 --> 01:33:42.146
We never see you anymore.

01:33:44.230 --> 01:33:47.146
Wes, you spend every night at José's.

01:33:48.105 --> 01:33:50.063
- She's not at José's.
- I know that.

01:33:50.146 --> 01:33:53.688
- Do you know that?
- I… know that.

01:33:57.063 --> 01:33:58.396
I just love José's.

01:33:59.605 --> 01:34:02.105
No one loves José's that much.

01:34:02.980 --> 01:34:05.605
José doesn't love José's that much.

01:34:05.688 --> 01:34:07.313
I love José's that much.

01:34:09.771 --> 01:34:13.105
Jill's doing really well. If it helps.

01:34:13.688 --> 01:34:15.938
- She got a food truck.
- How do you know?

01:34:16.855 --> 01:34:19.021
Obviously, I follow her on Instagram.
She's adorable.

01:34:22.438 --> 01:34:23.730
You don't ever peek?

01:34:25.271 --> 01:34:28.105
I think she's had enough
of me peeking into her life.

01:34:31.605 --> 01:34:32.771
Yeah.

01:34:35.063 --> 01:34:36.063
Yeah.

01:34:48.688 --> 01:34:50.730
I hope she got her voicemails back.

01:34:50.813 --> 01:34:51.855
What?

01:34:53.938 --> 01:34:57.438
She posted about losing
all of her voicemails from Isabelle.

01:34:59.480 --> 01:35:00.480
It was a while ago.

01:35:00.563 --> 01:35:05.188
She was asking if anyone
knew how to recover them.

01:35:10.355 --> 01:35:11.980
<i>Voicemails?</i>

01:35:12.063 --> 01:35:14.396
They're encrypted.

01:35:14.480 --> 01:35:15.896
Probably already wiped.

01:35:16.563 --> 01:35:19.646
Even if they're not,
you'd have to hack into a telecom server,

01:35:19.730 --> 01:35:21.980
which is how you end up on a watch list.

01:35:22.563 --> 01:35:26.730
Why don't you try getting your sales
the old-fashioned way, Wes? By selling.

01:35:28.813 --> 01:35:31.605
No, Felix, it's not for a sale, man.

01:35:31.688 --> 01:35:32.938
It's for a girl.

01:35:38.521 --> 01:35:40.146
And I did everything wrong.

01:35:42.771 --> 01:35:44.730
But this feels like one thing…

01:35:47.105 --> 01:35:49.855
I don't know, maybe the only thing
that I can do right.

01:35:59.313 --> 01:36:00.896
<i>Magic: The Gathering?</i>

01:36:00.980 --> 01:36:03.230
What do you think I am? A loser?

01:36:03.313 --> 01:36:07.938
That, Felix, is an Alpha Edition
Black Lotus card.

01:36:08.813 --> 01:36:11.105
That's the most valuable thing I own.

01:36:11.938 --> 01:36:15.313
If anyone can do this, it's you.

01:36:25.271 --> 01:36:26.188
Wes!

01:36:28.521 --> 01:36:31.605
Maybe you should just… call her?

01:36:33.688 --> 01:36:35.396
No. She wouldn't answer.

01:36:37.230 --> 01:36:38.230
Then…

01:36:39.438 --> 01:36:40.938
leave her a voicemail.

01:36:43.855 --> 01:36:47.230
<i>There's glitter on the floor</i>
<i>After the party…</i>

01:36:54.313 --> 01:36:56.646
<i>Candle wax and Polaroids</i>
<i>On the hardwood floor…</i>

01:36:56.730 --> 01:36:59.021
<i>You've reached Jill,</i>
<i>and you know the drill.</i>

01:36:59.730 --> 01:37:02.563
Hey, Jill. Uh, it's Wes.

01:37:03.938 --> 01:37:04.896
Been a minute.

01:37:05.980 --> 01:37:06.980
Um…

01:37:08.771 --> 01:37:11.813
I saw your food truck is popping off.

01:37:13.396 --> 01:37:14.855
I'm so proud of you.

01:37:15.688 --> 01:37:18.355
I… If I can say that. Um…

01:37:23.438 --> 01:37:24.480
I just…

01:37:24.563 --> 01:37:29.563
I wanted to let you know that,
uh, I got a new work number,

01:37:29.646 --> 01:37:34.313
so you can continue to leave voicemails.

01:37:35.980 --> 01:37:40.396
Um, I paid for the line
to the end of next year.

01:37:40.480 --> 01:37:43.605
And I can extend it longer too.

01:37:43.688 --> 01:37:45.855
Um, as long as you want.

01:37:45.938 --> 01:37:48.896
And no one will be listening.

01:37:50.521 --> 01:37:51.605
Just Izzy.

01:37:52.313 --> 01:37:57.230
<i>I want your midnights…</i>

01:37:57.313 --> 01:37:59.980
You probably have plans tonight, um,

01:38:00.938 --> 01:38:06.021
but I was thinking
of ringing in the New Year at José's.

01:38:08.021 --> 01:38:12.730
You know, who needs a midnight kiss
when you can smash a taco? Am I right?

01:38:13.938 --> 01:38:15.230
That, um…

01:38:16.938 --> 01:38:19.521
Sorry, that sounded better in my head. Uh…

01:38:24.188 --> 01:38:26.563
I don't even know if you're in town.

01:38:27.980 --> 01:38:29.563
So, um…

01:38:33.813 --> 01:38:35.730
Happy New Year, Jill.

01:38:40.563 --> 01:38:42.021
- Intervention.
- What?

01:38:42.105 --> 01:38:43.605
- Intervention!
- What are you--

01:38:43.688 --> 01:38:46.188
- You stood us up! Again.
- Mm-hm!

01:38:46.271 --> 01:38:49.605
No cousin of mine is spending
New Year's alone, crying to Taylor Swift.

01:38:49.688 --> 01:38:51.146
I don't cry to Taylor Swift.

01:38:51.230 --> 01:38:53.980
- The whole block can hear!
- They're complaining again.

01:38:54.063 --> 01:38:57.188
- Okay, well, I have plans tonight, so…
- No more tacos!

01:38:57.271 --> 01:38:58.146
Yes, tacos!

01:38:58.230 --> 01:38:59.230
I miss the old Wes!

01:38:59.313 --> 01:39:02.063
I'm sorry. The old Wes can't come
to the phone right now.

01:39:02.146 --> 01:39:04.063
- Why? Oh…
- Oh, no. Don't you dare.

01:39:04.146 --> 01:39:06.521
- Because he's dead.
- Get your ass in the shower!

01:39:06.605 --> 01:39:10.063
My God, you need a shower.
We are going to the party.

01:39:10.146 --> 01:39:10.980
- No!
- Yes!

01:39:11.063 --> 01:39:12.646
- No!
- Yes!

01:39:15.771 --> 01:39:17.521
Okay. Very mature.

01:39:17.605 --> 01:39:18.521
No!

01:39:25.688 --> 01:39:27.313
I'm Postmating champagne.

01:39:27.396 --> 01:39:28.605
- Very nice.
- Wait.

01:39:28.688 --> 01:39:29.980
Look what you made me do!

01:39:30.063 --> 01:39:34.980
<i>I was thinking</i>
<i>of ringing in the New Year at José's.</i>

01:39:35.063 --> 01:39:40.105
<i>You know, who needs a midnight kiss</i>
<i>when you can smash a taco? Am I right?</i>

01:39:48.563 --> 01:39:49.438
What?

01:39:56.813 --> 01:39:58.563
Thirty minutes.

01:39:58.646 --> 01:39:59.646
Whoo!

01:40:00.855 --> 01:40:02.271
Whoo.

01:40:58.146 --> 01:41:00.438
What was it about her, Wes?

01:41:07.771 --> 01:41:09.605
She had no filter to speak of.

01:41:09.688 --> 01:41:11.438
Hm.

01:41:12.688 --> 01:41:15.771
Her cheeks were always full of food,

01:41:15.855 --> 01:41:16.813
like a…

01:41:17.688 --> 01:41:18.938
sexy chipmunk.

01:41:21.438 --> 01:41:22.396
And…

01:41:24.646 --> 01:41:27.188
- Do you guys know what a kumquat is?
- Nope.

01:41:27.271 --> 01:41:30.063
A small citrus fruit
native to Southeast Asia.

01:41:30.813 --> 01:41:31.813
Yeah.

01:41:33.188 --> 01:41:34.063
That was weird.

01:41:38.563 --> 01:41:39.480
And her laugh.

01:41:40.896 --> 01:41:42.188
It was, um…

01:41:48.021 --> 01:41:49.021
Yeah.

01:41:50.813 --> 01:41:52.105
I <i>am </i>broken.

01:41:55.438 --> 01:41:57.146
And she was the dream.

01:41:57.980 --> 01:41:59.980
Have you told her that?

01:42:00.771 --> 01:42:03.063
She is home for the holidays.

01:42:03.146 --> 01:42:04.771
No, it's too late.

01:42:05.605 --> 01:42:10.063
You said it, Breeds,
like, she's not there.

01:42:10.146 --> 01:42:11.896
Why would she be? She…

01:42:14.646 --> 01:42:15.730
I don't deserve that.

01:42:21.771 --> 01:42:26.146
Maybe sometimes life rigs things
in our favor.

01:42:36.813 --> 01:42:37.771
What?

01:42:46.355 --> 01:42:47.355
Oh, my God.

01:42:55.813 --> 01:42:57.438
<i>Hello?</i>

01:42:57.521 --> 01:43:00.313
<i>Hello? I think I have the wrong number.</i>

01:43:00.396 --> 01:43:02.355
<i>I'm trying to reach my big brother, Jill,</i>

01:43:02.438 --> 01:43:04.896
<i>who has an interview today.</i>
<i>Maybe you've heard of her?</i>

01:43:04.980 --> 01:43:08.896
<i>My brother, Jill, who macked</i>
<i>on Colin Corwin then whupped his ass.</i>

01:43:08.980 --> 01:43:13.730
<i>My brother that is the hottest,</i>
<i>bravest, baddest bitch on the block.</i>

01:43:13.813 --> 01:43:16.146
<i>Condoms wear her for protection.</i>

01:43:17.188 --> 01:43:21.771
<i>"Simba, remember who you are."</i>

01:43:23.896 --> 01:43:27.646
<i>That was not my best. </i>

01:43:29.855 --> 01:43:31.896
<i>I've got a good feeling</i>
<i>about this one, Jilly.</i>

01:43:32.896 --> 01:43:35.646
<i>It's okay if you're scared.</i>
<i>I'm right there with you.</i>

01:43:35.730 --> 01:43:36.771
<i>You feel that?</i>

01:43:37.438 --> 01:43:38.896
<i>That's me, brother.</i>

01:43:39.896 --> 01:43:40.938
<i>Get out there.</i>

01:43:52.063 --> 01:43:54.230
This is the part where you run, Wes.

01:43:57.480 --> 01:43:58.771
- Run!
- You have 15 minutes.

01:43:58.855 --> 01:44:00.146
- Okay. Run?
- Now. Go.

01:44:00.230 --> 01:44:01.605
- I should go?
- Yes, go.

01:44:02.855 --> 01:44:05.355
<i>Don't take</i>

01:44:05.438 --> 01:44:07.021
- Love you.
- Oh, there he goes.

01:44:07.105 --> 01:44:09.521
<i>These beautiful things that I've got</i>

01:44:09.605 --> 01:44:12.771
<i>Please stay</i>

01:44:13.938 --> 01:44:16.646
<i>I want you, I need you, oh, God</i>

01:44:16.730 --> 01:44:19.688
<i>Don't take</i>

01:44:20.688 --> 01:44:23.355
<i>These beautiful things that I've got…</i>

01:44:24.396 --> 01:44:26.063
Oh, shit! Whoa!

01:44:26.146 --> 01:44:27.271
Get out of the street!

01:44:27.355 --> 01:44:30.230
<i>These beautiful things that I've got</i>

01:44:30.313 --> 01:44:34.521
<i>Oh, oh, oh</i>

01:44:34.605 --> 01:44:37.146
<i>Ooh</i>

01:44:37.230 --> 01:44:41.396
<i>Whoa, oh, oh</i>

01:44:41.480 --> 01:44:43.980
<i>Ooh</i>

01:44:44.063 --> 01:44:47.146
<i>Please stay</i>

01:44:50.438 --> 01:44:51.480
Sorry!

01:44:51.563 --> 01:44:55.021
Just-- Just looking for somebody.
I'll just be one second.

01:44:55.105 --> 01:44:57.980
<i>These beautiful things that I've got</i>

01:45:14.563 --> 01:45:16.646
- Hi.
- Wait. Jill. Um…

01:45:18.688 --> 01:45:20.230
I gotta tell you something.

01:45:22.730 --> 01:45:23.730
I love you.

01:45:25.188 --> 01:45:30.230
In a very uncool, desperate,
all-consuming kind of way.

01:45:30.313 --> 01:45:32.938
But it wasn't from the moment
that I saw you.

01:45:33.021 --> 01:45:35.438
It was… before then.

01:45:35.521 --> 01:45:36.396
And…

01:45:38.396 --> 01:45:39.521
I'm scared.

01:45:39.605 --> 01:45:41.730
And I…

01:45:42.355 --> 01:45:44.605
I don't really have
the tools for this. But…

01:45:45.646 --> 01:45:48.813
you make me feel brave.

01:45:53.313 --> 01:45:54.980
You make me feel everything.

01:45:59.896 --> 01:46:02.146
I know that you don't need a man, Jill.

01:46:05.063 --> 01:46:06.855
But I sure as hell need you.

01:46:20.938 --> 01:46:22.855
That was good. Really good.

01:46:22.938 --> 01:46:24.480
- Are you sure?
- Yeah.

01:46:26.605 --> 01:46:29.063
- I feel like Meg Ryan.
- Mm.

01:46:29.146 --> 01:46:31.646
Well, then that would make me Tom--

01:46:33.813 --> 01:46:35.605
I told you, I said I was leaving. Okay.

01:46:38.271 --> 01:46:39.188
<i>- Lo siento.</i>
- Thank you.

01:46:44.646 --> 01:46:45.896
Hello.

01:46:45.980 --> 01:46:48.021
Oh, sorry. Just give me one sec.

01:46:48.646 --> 01:46:50.063
I'm gonna go take my break, okay?

01:46:50.146 --> 01:46:51.355
- Do it up.
- Okay.

01:46:52.063 --> 01:46:53.063
Next.

01:46:55.855 --> 01:46:58.730
<i>Your call has been forwarded to voicemail.</i>

01:46:59.480 --> 01:47:00.938
Hey, Isabelle.

01:47:02.396 --> 01:47:03.521
This is Wes.

01:47:06.438 --> 01:47:08.396
I wanted to ask for your blessing.

01:47:09.771 --> 01:47:11.771
I'm gonna ask Jill to move in with me.

01:47:13.521 --> 01:47:14.896
Or here, so…

01:47:15.646 --> 01:47:20.396
I mean, I guess I'm actually
gonna ask if I can move to her.

01:47:21.855 --> 01:47:22.855
Um…

01:47:26.021 --> 01:47:30.646
I know that I can never replace you, but…

01:47:32.021 --> 01:47:34.480
I promise to watch
every episode of <i>Top Chef.</i>

01:47:35.271 --> 01:47:36.813
Even after I've seen 'em all.

01:47:37.521 --> 01:47:43.438
And, yes, I promise to partake
in all the Robyn dance parties.

01:47:46.605 --> 01:47:47.730
I am…

01:47:49.355 --> 01:47:51.105
sorry I never got to meet you.

01:47:52.438 --> 01:47:54.271
I always wanted a little sister.

01:47:55.438 --> 01:48:00.855
So if there's any way
that you could just, like, give me a sign.

01:48:00.938 --> 01:48:02.271
Hey, Izz.

01:48:03.855 --> 01:48:04.688
I'll be really quick.

01:48:04.771 --> 01:48:08.063
I'll let you get back to margaritas
with Grandpa and Elvis, but I…

01:48:11.230 --> 01:48:14.188
I just wanted to let you know
that this is my last voicemail.

01:48:15.855 --> 01:48:18.646
And I wanted to tell you
not to worry about me, okay?

01:48:20.146 --> 01:48:21.438
I'm gonna be all right.

01:48:24.771 --> 01:48:26.063
This Wes kid…

01:48:28.230 --> 01:48:29.980
I think he's a bird like us.

01:48:31.688 --> 01:48:33.480
I mean, he can't fry an egg,

01:48:33.563 --> 01:48:35.980
and he acts all cool,

01:48:36.063 --> 01:48:38.063
but he's actually
a <i>Magic: The Gathering </i>nerd.

01:48:40.230 --> 01:48:43.438
And he says that he can't dance.
I… I'm working on it.

01:48:46.021 --> 01:48:48.855
But yeah, I just wanted to call
and say that…

01:48:50.646 --> 01:48:51.480
Oh, my God.

01:48:53.855 --> 01:48:56.938
Oh, my God, Izz, it's our song.
It's Robyn! It's Robyn!

01:48:57.021 --> 01:48:59.855
Like a dove with a sign
that says, "Yes, Wes."

01:48:59.938 --> 01:49:02.063
- It's Robyn!
- Ooh-- I gotta go.

01:49:02.146 --> 01:49:04.813
It's Robyn!

01:49:04.896 --> 01:49:06.813
Bitch really loves Robyn.

01:49:07.396 --> 01:49:09.438
<i>Oh</i>

01:49:10.980 --> 01:49:15.355
<i>I'm right over here</i>
<i>Why can't you see me?</i>

01:49:15.438 --> 01:49:17.605
<i>Oh</i>

01:49:18.396 --> 01:49:19.355
Well played.

01:49:19.438 --> 01:49:21.396
<i>I'm giving it my all</i>

01:49:21.480 --> 01:49:25.688
<i>But I'm not the girl</i>
<i>You're takin' home</i>

01:49:25.771 --> 01:49:27.605
<i>Ooh</i>

01:49:27.688 --> 01:49:32.771
<i>I keep dancing on my own</i>

01:49:32.855 --> 01:49:33.938
You ready?

01:49:34.021 --> 01:49:36.438
<i>Dancing on my own</i>

01:49:52.063 --> 01:49:56.605
<i>So far away, but still so near</i>

01:49:56.688 --> 01:50:00.396
<i>The lights go on, the music dies</i>

01:50:00.480 --> 01:50:03.438
<i>But you don't see me standing here</i>

01:50:03.521 --> 01:50:05.188
I love you, Isabelle.

01:50:05.271 --> 01:50:08.813
<i>I just came to say goodbye</i>

01:50:08.896 --> 01:50:12.938
<i>I'm in the corner</i>
<i>Watchin' you kiss her</i>

01:50:13.021 --> 01:50:15.938
<i>Oh</i>

01:50:16.605 --> 01:50:19.063
<i>I'm giving it my all</i>

01:50:19.146 --> 01:50:23.313
<i>But I'm not the girl</i>
<i>You're takin' home</i>

01:50:23.396 --> 01:50:25.313
<i>Ooh</i>

01:50:25.396 --> 01:50:29.355
<i>I keep dancing on my own</i>

01:50:29.438 --> 01:50:32.980
<i>I keep dancing on my own</i>

01:50:33.563 --> 01:50:37.480
<i>I'm in the corner</i>
<i>Watchin' you kiss her</i>

01:50:37.563 --> 01:50:40.146
<i>Oh</i>

01:50:41.521 --> 01:50:45.355
<i>I'm right over here</i>
<i>Why can't you see me?</i>

01:50:45.438 --> 01:50:48.355
<i>Oh</i>

01:50:49.563 --> 01:50:55.896
<i>I'm giving it my all</i>
<i>But I'm not the girl you're takin' home</i>

01:50:55.980 --> 01:50:57.730
<i>Ooh</i>

01:50:57.813 --> 01:51:02.146
<i>I keep dancing on my own</i>

01:51:02.230 --> 01:51:06.730
<i>I keep dancing on my own</i>

01:51:18.646 --> 01:51:22.771
<i>I keep dancing on my own</i>
