WEBVTT 00:02:17.355 --> 00:02:18.480 align:center My smile so bright, 00:02:18.605 --> 00:02:20.021 align:center Borrowed from the blue skies, 00:02:20.105 --> 00:02:21.146 align:center My gaze, a prize, 00:02:21.230 --> 00:02:22.771 align:center From your intoxicating eyes. 00:02:22.855 --> 00:02:25.146 align:center Your waist is slim, like a finger ring, 00:02:25.230 --> 00:02:27.521 align:center You take my breath away. 00:02:28.605 --> 00:02:30.855 align:center Don't let your veil sway, 00:02:30.896 --> 00:02:32.855 align:center You take my breath away. 00:02:32.980 --> 00:02:34.396 align:center Girl, you made me feels like ?? UNCLEAR 00:02:34.480 --> 00:02:36.396 align:center Don't let your veil sway, 00:02:36.480 --> 00:02:38.605 align:center You take my breath away. 00:02:38.730 --> 00:02:40.855 align:center Baby you made me run like ?? UNCLEAR. 00:02:41.105 --> 00:02:43.730 align:center Got me in my feels like... 00:02:43.855 --> 00:02:46.480 align:center Deep down in my soul, I... 00:02:46.521 --> 00:02:48.980 align:center Wanna make you all mine. 00:02:49.271 --> 00:02:51.105 align:center Wanna make you all mine. 00:02:51.230 --> 00:02:53.355 align:center My eyes spill rose water rain, 00:02:53.480 --> 00:02:55.855 align:center My curls drive them insane. 00:02:55.896 --> 00:02:58.855 align:center I walk around, hunting for that kohl so deep, 00:02:58.896 --> 00:03:01.355 align:center Boys search the world for it, just for me. 00:03:01.396 --> 00:03:03.980 align:center My hazel eyes cast spells, my feet glow so fair, 00:03:04.021 --> 00:03:06.730 align:center Boys don't breathe when I'm not there. 00:03:06.771 --> 00:03:09.271 align:center My walk sets the very water on fire, 00:03:09.355 --> 00:03:12.355 align:center With the jingle of my anklets, the world I acquire. 00:03:12.396 --> 00:03:14.605 align:center You alone have driven everyone crazy. 00:03:14.646 --> 00:03:16.396 align:center You take my life away. 00:03:16.480 --> 00:03:17.855 align:center Girl, you made me feels like ?? UNCLEAR 00:03:17.896 --> 00:03:19.855 align:center Don't let your veil sway, 00:03:19.980 --> 00:03:21.771 align:center You take my breath away. 00:03:21.855 --> 00:03:23.355 align:center Baby, you're my lifeline. 00:03:23.396 --> 00:03:25.480 align:center Don't let your veil sway, 00:03:25.605 --> 00:03:27.521 align:center You take my breath away. 00:03:34.105 --> 00:03:36.730 align:center You are as delicate as five or seven flowers, 00:03:36.855 --> 00:03:39.480 align:center I will love you 5 to 7 times for sure. 00:03:39.605 --> 00:03:42.230 align:center Be ready at 5 or 7 o'clock, my dear, 00:03:42.271 --> 00:03:44.855 align:center We'll be out for 5 to 7 hours, have no fear. 00:03:44.980 --> 00:03:47.521 align:center I will get ready by 7 or 8 o'clock, you know, 00:03:47.605 --> 00:03:50.230 align:center I will fix my makeup 7 to 8 times for sure. 00:03:50.355 --> 00:03:53.021 align:center After 7 or 8 days, you know, 00:03:53.105 --> 00:03:55.855 align:center I'll ward off the eye 7 or 8 times for sure. 00:03:55.896 --> 00:03:57.980 align:center God save you from evil eye, bae, 00:03:58.021 --> 00:04:00.355 align:center You take my breath away. 00:04:01.271 --> 00:04:03.605 align:center Don't let your veil sway, 00:04:03.730 --> 00:04:05.730 align:center You take my breath away. 00:04:05.855 --> 00:04:06.855 align:center Girl, you made me feels like ?? UNCLEAR 00:04:06.980 --> 00:04:08.896 align:center Don't let your veil sway, 00:04:08.980 --> 00:04:11.980 align:center You take my breath away. 00:04:15.271 --> 00:04:16.480 align:center You take my breath away. 00:04:16.605 --> 00:04:18.855 align:center Baby, you're my lifeline. 00:04:20.771 --> 00:04:21.980 align:center You take my breath away. 00:04:22.105 --> 00:04:23.896 align:center Wanna make you all mine. 00:04:25.646 --> 00:04:26.646 align:center Man, you burned us! 00:04:26.855 --> 00:04:28.355 align:center It's not so easy to burn you. 00:04:28.480 --> 00:04:29.896 align:center If you're that scared, stand further away. 00:04:29.980 --> 00:04:31.980 align:center Get out of your dreams, she is here. 00:04:48.021 --> 00:04:51.271 align:center "It's our wedding night, I'm lifting her veil..." 00:04:51.355 --> 00:04:52.730 align:center I haven't even talked to her yet 00:04:52.855 --> 00:04:54.021 align:center and you're already going for veil! 00:04:54.105 --> 00:04:55.771 align:center Is there a tax on thinking? 00:04:55.855 --> 00:04:57.021 align:center Think big! 00:04:57.230 --> 00:04:58.855 align:center Hey, just go and say it... 00:04:59.021 --> 00:05:00.480 align:center "I love you." 00:05:00.605 --> 00:05:02.355 align:center This is not Bihar, uncle. 00:05:02.480 --> 00:05:04.896 align:center Hey, saying this, I hooked up with a girl in Kharar yesterday. 00:05:04.980 --> 00:05:06.771 align:center Does Kharar fall in Bihar? 00:05:06.855 --> 00:05:08.730 align:center They call me Kartara. 00:05:08.771 --> 00:05:10.480 align:center They call me Billa! 00:05:10.605 --> 00:05:12.271 align:center What does proposing to her have to do with this? 00:05:12.355 --> 00:05:14.730 align:center Today this Jatt will make her say yes. 00:05:17.271 --> 00:05:18.146 align:center Hello? 00:05:18.896 --> 00:05:19.855 align:center Where do you think you are going? 00:05:19.896 --> 00:05:21.271 align:center I'll get the other one. 00:05:21.355 --> 00:05:23.521 align:center I am also a Jatt. It's not like I'm a Nepali. 00:05:23.605 --> 00:05:24.771 align:center Sir! 00:05:24.855 --> 00:05:26.480 align:center Both of us will be brothers-in-law! 00:05:26.771 --> 00:05:28.605 align:center Then follow me. 00:05:35.730 --> 00:05:36.230 align:center Billa! 00:05:36.271 --> 00:05:36.980 align:center Yes. 00:05:37.105 --> 00:05:40.021 align:center This salon seems quite "frank" to me. Agreed. 00:05:41.105 --> 00:05:42.230 align:center Excuse me. 00:05:43.646 --> 00:05:46.271 align:center Boss, this salon is an all-rounder. 00:05:46.355 --> 00:05:47.396 align:center Stupid! 00:05:47.480 --> 00:05:48.521 align:center Sorry, bro. 00:05:48.605 --> 00:05:49.105 align:center Bro? 00:05:49.230 --> 00:05:50.146 align:center I mean, sis. 00:05:50.230 --> 00:05:50.855 align:center Sis? 00:05:50.980 --> 00:05:53.896 align:center At times like this, one should just say Ji. 00:05:53.980 --> 00:05:55.271 align:center You can go, Ji. 00:05:56.521 --> 00:05:57.771 align:center May I help you? 00:05:58.105 --> 00:05:59.396 align:center Help! 00:05:59.646 --> 00:06:01.396 align:center Sat Sri Akal, Ji. (Greetings) Sat Sri Akal. 00:06:01.730 --> 00:06:02.980 align:center We also want to 00:06:03.271 --> 00:06:04.646 align:center learn this work. 00:06:04.730 --> 00:06:06.771 align:center It's a 35,000 rupee package. 00:06:06.855 --> 00:06:08.105 align:center For two months. 00:06:11.855 --> 00:06:13.730 align:center Don't you have a smaller package? 00:06:13.855 --> 00:06:14.896 align:center Something that's around 2,000 or 2,500 rupees? 00:06:14.980 --> 00:06:17.146 align:center I mean, you can us a "shortcut" to teach us. 00:06:17.355 --> 00:06:19.230 align:center We are quick learners. 00:06:20.230 --> 00:06:21.980 align:center Then you can learn from the village barber. 00:06:22.021 --> 00:06:24.230 align:center Why waste money here? Huh? 00:06:25.980 --> 00:06:27.271 align:center Actually, 00:06:27.646 --> 00:06:29.605 align:center we are in the mood to waste money. 00:06:29.896 --> 00:06:30.855 align:center Right, Billa? 00:06:30.896 --> 00:06:33.105 align:center Absolutely right. Will the money go with you after death? 00:06:33.146 --> 00:06:34.396 align:center Give it to her. 00:06:34.771 --> 00:06:36.771 align:center Give it. Yes. 00:06:37.646 --> 00:06:38.605 align:center Give me the receipt. 00:06:41.271 --> 00:06:42.230 align:center Nimmo... 00:06:42.730 --> 00:06:43.521 align:center He's new... 00:06:43.896 --> 00:06:45.271 align:center He's a new admission. 00:06:45.355 --> 00:06:47.230 align:center Please take care of him. Hmm. 00:06:50.271 --> 00:06:50.855 align:center Is this fine? 00:06:50.980 --> 00:06:51.730 align:center Yes. 00:06:59.355 --> 00:07:00.230 align:center Sorry. 00:07:02.355 --> 00:07:04.230 align:center Sat Sri Akal, Master! 00:07:04.396 --> 00:07:06.230 align:center Master? Have you come to learn Tabla from me? 00:07:06.605 --> 00:07:08.480 align:center I don't care whether you teach me Tabla or Dholki, 00:07:08.605 --> 00:07:10.105 align:center I'll master it completely. 00:07:10.146 --> 00:07:11.021 align:center Takad-dhummm! 00:07:11.230 --> 00:07:14.396 align:center The boy's family will say "Yes" to her as soon as she reaches there. 00:07:14.480 --> 00:07:15.230 align:center Excuse me? 00:07:15.355 --> 00:07:16.230 align:center I have two boys. 00:07:16.355 --> 00:07:17.896 align:center One is 9 years old, one is 12 years old. 00:07:17.980 --> 00:07:19.105 align:center Oh, really! 00:07:19.146 --> 00:07:22.355 align:center You look so young 00:07:23.105 --> 00:07:25.855 align:center Focus on the work, not on the ladies, okay? 00:07:29.230 --> 00:07:30.646 align:center Don't stand on my head. 00:07:31.605 --> 00:07:33.980 align:center I have spent 35,000 rupees. I will stand on your head. 00:07:35.480 --> 00:07:36.230 align:center Come again? 00:07:37.021 --> 00:07:38.730 align:center I was saying, if I don't stand on your head, 00:07:38.771 --> 00:07:39.730 align:center how will I learn? 00:07:39.855 --> 00:07:41.105 align:center Shouldn't I teach you by holding your finger? 00:07:41.146 --> 00:07:43.230 align:center It would be a fantasy come to life. 00:07:44.730 --> 00:07:45.980 align:center I'd love that, Master. 00:07:46.021 --> 00:07:47.230 align:center It'd be perfect. 00:07:47.605 --> 00:07:49.605 align:center Cut the nails of her other hand, I will just come. 00:07:49.730 --> 00:07:50.480 align:center Master, 00:07:50.521 --> 00:07:52.730 align:center please stand here, so that nothing goes wrong. 00:07:52.771 --> 00:07:53.480 align:center What could go wrong? 00:07:53.521 --> 00:07:54.980 align:center It's not like I asked you to fix a wire on the transformer. 00:07:55.021 --> 00:07:56.146 align:center Haven't you cut nails before? 00:07:56.230 --> 00:07:57.855 align:center I never cut them... 00:07:59.480 --> 00:08:00.605 align:center I've only eaten them. 00:08:00.646 --> 00:08:01.896 align:center Ask her, 00:08:01.980 --> 00:08:02.855 align:center if she agrees, 00:08:02.896 --> 00:08:04.230 align:center then I will chew them off with my teeth. 00:08:04.271 --> 00:08:06.021 align:center Behave and trim her nails. 00:08:11.771 --> 00:08:12.480 align:center Sat Sri Akal! 00:08:12.605 --> 00:08:16.855 align:center Billa will... cut every single nail on your hand. 00:08:16.980 --> 00:08:18.230 align:center Focus on what you are doing, please. 00:08:18.355 --> 00:08:19.730 align:center I'm so focused... 00:08:19.771 --> 00:08:20.480 align:center Sorry. 00:08:20.605 --> 00:08:21.896 align:center I'm so focused that 00:08:21.980 --> 00:08:23.605 align:center people will come here and start asking: 00:08:23.646 --> 00:08:25.980 align:center "Where is Billa? Where is Billa?" 00:08:26.105 --> 00:08:28.105 align:center We had another student just like you. Lali. 00:08:28.230 --> 00:08:28.605 align:center Okay. 00:08:28.730 --> 00:08:30.730 align:center By mistake, he cut a girl's finger. 00:08:30.771 --> 00:08:31.230 align:center Then? 00:08:31.355 --> 00:08:31.980 align:center Then what? 00:08:32.146 --> 00:08:33.896 align:center Her brothers come here every day to look for him. 00:08:33.980 --> 00:08:36.521 align:center "Where is Lali? Where is Lali?" 00:08:36.980 --> 00:08:38.146 align:center "We want to kill him." 00:08:38.396 --> 00:08:42.230 align:center We don't like people who cut girls' fingers. 00:08:42.271 --> 00:08:44.396 align:center We respect girls. 00:08:45.730 --> 00:08:46.855 align:center There he goes again! 00:08:46.896 --> 00:08:48.521 align:center Oh, my God! My finger! 00:08:48.605 --> 00:08:50.480 align:center Sorry, sorry, sorry! 00:08:52.980 --> 00:08:54.730 align:center You just wait here. I'm going to file a complaint against you. 00:08:54.855 --> 00:08:56.730 align:center What did I do? What happened, ma'am? 00:08:57.021 --> 00:08:58.605 align:center He cut my finger. 00:08:58.855 --> 00:08:59.980 align:center It's my mistake. 00:09:00.021 --> 00:09:02.480 align:center I even told Master to stand there. 00:09:02.730 --> 00:09:04.480 align:center Don't you know he is a fresher? 00:09:04.521 --> 00:09:05.271 align:center Yes. 00:09:05.355 --> 00:09:07.105 align:center Tomorrow, he might cut someone's throat. 00:09:07.480 --> 00:09:08.480 align:center He's not my responsibility. 00:09:08.605 --> 00:09:10.355 align:center Come on, how can I cut someone's throat? 00:09:10.480 --> 00:09:11.771 align:center There are no nails attached to the throat! 00:09:11.855 --> 00:09:14.771 align:center He cut my finger and then started spitting on it. 00:09:14.855 --> 00:09:16.980 align:center Why did you spit on it, boss? 00:09:17.021 --> 00:09:18.771 align:center Spit is antiseptic. 00:09:18.855 --> 00:09:20.605 align:center Even pee is antiseptic. 00:09:20.855 --> 00:09:22.521 align:center Come on man, how can I pee on her finger? 00:09:22.605 --> 00:09:23.646 align:center That wouldn't look good. 00:09:23.730 --> 00:09:24.271 align:center Right. 00:09:24.355 --> 00:09:25.730 align:center Tell me, everyone. 00:09:25.896 --> 00:09:27.605 align:center He is right. 00:09:27.730 --> 00:09:28.230 align:center See? 00:09:28.355 --> 00:09:30.105 align:center Spit is better than pee. 00:09:30.230 --> 00:09:32.855 align:center Ma'am, tell him not to come near me from tomorrow. 00:09:32.980 --> 00:09:34.355 align:center Make him assist someone else. 00:09:35.271 --> 00:09:36.271 align:center Let's go. 00:09:41.855 --> 00:09:43.105 align:center Master! 00:09:43.230 --> 00:09:44.271 align:center Master! 00:09:46.021 --> 00:09:47.896 align:center Master, I'm sorry. 00:09:48.521 --> 00:09:50.605 align:center You don't need to be so upset. 00:09:50.646 --> 00:09:52.521 align:center It takes time to learn, doesn't it? 00:09:52.605 --> 00:09:54.730 align:center Forget it. This job isn't your cup of tea. 00:09:54.855 --> 00:09:55.646 align:center Go learn something else. 00:09:55.730 --> 00:09:57.480 align:center Our family won't agree. 00:09:57.605 --> 00:09:59.355 align:center They sent you specifically to learn this work? 00:09:59.396 --> 00:10:01.730 align:center They say we have to work on ten nails to make a living. 00:10:01.855 --> 00:10:05.896 align:center When they come to know that we are learning to do nails, 00:10:05.980 --> 00:10:07.771 align:center they will be biting their nails with joy. 00:10:08.230 --> 00:10:10.105 align:center Stupid is as stupid does. 00:10:11.105 --> 00:10:11.855 align:center Speed up. 00:10:11.896 --> 00:10:13.480 align:center Or are you waiting to feed their children? 00:10:16.355 --> 00:10:17.105 align:center Billa! 00:10:17.146 --> 00:10:17.730 align:center Yes, brother? 00:10:17.771 --> 00:10:18.980 align:center Did she just insult me? 00:10:19.021 --> 00:10:21.605 align:center Insults only count if you have a reputation to lose. 00:10:21.646 --> 00:10:22.480 align:center Then no worries. 00:10:22.521 --> 00:10:24.480 align:center Can't damage what I don't have. 00:10:24.605 --> 00:10:25.480 align:center I'm bankrupt in respect, 00:10:25.771 --> 00:10:27.105 align:center and my dad has no respect too. 00:10:30.480 --> 00:10:32.230 align:center The internet is down again today. 00:10:32.396 --> 00:10:34.230 align:center Do one thing, grab some mobile guy, 00:10:34.605 --> 00:10:36.980 align:center and recharge my phone for 3-4 months at once. 00:10:37.730 --> 00:10:39.480 align:center Sir, why do you want to trouble someone 00:10:39.521 --> 00:10:41.105 align:center for just a couple of hundred rupees? 00:10:41.230 --> 00:10:42.730 align:center I feel insulted. 00:10:42.980 --> 00:10:44.230 align:center Insult, cold, and shame... 00:10:44.271 --> 00:10:46.355 align:center the more you feel them, the worse they get. 00:10:46.396 --> 00:10:47.646 align:center That's why you are not moving forward. 00:10:47.730 --> 00:10:49.480 align:center You should have become a DSP by now. 00:10:49.605 --> 00:10:51.480 align:center You are a good officer. It's time you change yourself. 00:10:51.521 --> 00:10:52.480 align:center Okay, sir. 00:10:52.605 --> 00:10:54.230 align:center Sir, someone has come to file a report. 00:10:54.271 --> 00:10:55.980 align:center Are we sitting here to write a poem? 00:10:56.021 --> 00:10:56.521 align:center Call him. 00:10:56.605 --> 00:10:57.271 align:center Yes, sir. 00:10:59.355 --> 00:11:00.230 align:center Come on, brother. 00:11:00.355 --> 00:11:01.980 align:center "Gabbar!" 00:11:03.855 --> 00:11:05.230 align:center "Gabbar!" 00:11:07.271 --> 00:11:08.771 align:center "Gabbar!" 00:11:09.271 --> 00:11:11.021 align:center Only I will go inside. 00:11:11.271 --> 00:11:11.980 align:center Brother, 00:11:12.230 --> 00:11:14.730 align:center don't worry, you will find your mother. 00:11:16.480 --> 00:11:18.146 align:center If I had listened to mother, 00:11:18.230 --> 00:11:19.771 align:center I would not have had to see this day. 00:11:20.396 --> 00:11:21.105 align:center By the way, 00:11:21.230 --> 00:11:22.646 align:center what did mother say, brother? 00:11:22.730 --> 00:11:23.855 align:center Since I didn't listen to her, 00:11:23.980 --> 00:11:25.646 align:center how can I tell you what she said? 00:11:26.480 --> 00:11:27.980 align:center So, what's the problem? 00:11:28.105 --> 00:11:29.896 align:center My world has ended. 00:11:30.355 --> 00:11:31.646 align:center I can't find my mother. 00:11:32.230 --> 00:11:33.605 align:center Strange! 00:11:33.771 --> 00:11:35.355 align:center I had heard of children getting lost, 00:11:35.480 --> 00:11:37.146 align:center you are the first kid to lose his mother. 00:11:37.230 --> 00:11:38.730 align:center This was my last mother. 00:11:39.021 --> 00:11:39.730 align:center The last mother? 00:11:39.855 --> 00:11:41.396 align:center My father got married thrice. 00:11:41.980 --> 00:11:43.605 align:center The first two mothers passed away, 00:11:43.730 --> 00:11:45.605 align:center the third one had barely settled down, 00:11:45.730 --> 00:11:46.396 align:center but this one too... 00:11:46.480 --> 00:11:49.105 align:center Does your mother have any illegitimate relationship with anyone? 00:11:49.355 --> 00:11:51.980 align:center She hardly had a legitimate relationship with my father. 00:11:53.271 --> 00:11:54.980 align:center Fine. Don't worry. 00:11:55.146 --> 00:11:56.271 align:center I have a plan. 00:11:56.480 --> 00:11:57.396 align:center Tell me about me. 00:11:58.271 --> 00:12:00.480 align:center Get me a 499 rupee recharge plan, 00:12:01.105 --> 00:12:02.230 align:center and in return, you get your mother back. 00:12:02.605 --> 00:12:03.896 align:center I will get that done, 00:12:03.980 --> 00:12:05.021 align:center you just find my mother. 00:12:05.105 --> 00:12:05.980 align:center No problem. 00:12:06.105 --> 00:12:07.646 align:center Go to the clerk and file a report. 00:12:07.855 --> 00:12:08.355 align:center Okay. 00:12:09.521 --> 00:12:10.396 align:center Wait a minute, wait a minute. 00:12:10.480 --> 00:12:11.771 align:center What's your name? 00:12:13.105 --> 00:12:14.021 align:center Gabbar. 00:12:14.105 --> 00:12:15.730 align:center Gabbar...? What a filmy name! 00:12:15.771 --> 00:12:17.980 align:center Yes, my dad was very fond of watching films. 00:12:18.146 --> 00:12:18.855 align:center I see! 00:12:18.980 --> 00:12:20.855 align:center And the film Sholay was his favourite. 00:12:21.355 --> 00:12:22.980 align:center Whenever my mother wouldn't sleep, 00:12:23.021 --> 00:12:24.105 align:center my dad would say, 00:12:24.146 --> 00:12:25.771 align:center "Sleep, otherwise Gabbar will come." 00:12:25.855 --> 00:12:26.480 align:center Then? 00:12:26.521 --> 00:12:29.105 align:center Then what? One night my mother didn't sleep, 00:12:29.355 --> 00:12:30.480 align:center and Gabbar came. 00:12:32.980 --> 00:12:34.480 align:center "Gabbar!" 00:12:36.396 --> 00:12:37.646 align:center "Gabbar!" 00:12:39.855 --> 00:12:41.230 align:center "Gabbar!" 00:12:49.730 --> 00:12:50.646 align:center Hey! 00:12:51.230 --> 00:12:53.646 align:center Listen, give me three kilos of pomegranates, 00:12:53.730 --> 00:12:55.230 align:center and two kilos of apples with stickers. 00:12:55.355 --> 00:12:57.146 align:center I haven't even made my first sale yet, sir. 00:12:57.230 --> 00:12:57.896 align:center Really? 00:12:57.980 --> 00:12:58.271 align:center Yes. 00:12:58.355 --> 00:13:00.355 align:center Even our whip hasn't seen its first customer yet. 00:13:00.396 --> 00:13:01.355 align:center Have you ever visited the station? 00:13:01.396 --> 00:13:03.396 align:center I pray I never have to visit it. 00:13:03.480 --> 00:13:04.605 align:center Visit there someday? 00:13:04.730 --> 00:13:07.855 align:center There are not as many accident-prone vehicles there as there are street stalls. 00:13:08.021 --> 00:13:08.855 align:center Wait a minute. 00:13:11.480 --> 00:13:12.396 align:center Hello? 00:13:12.480 --> 00:13:13.980 align:center Municipal Committee? 00:13:15.105 --> 00:13:17.230 align:center Why don't you pick up the street stalls from the road? 00:13:17.355 --> 00:13:19.605 align:center Remove all the street stalls from here or I will do it myself. 00:13:19.730 --> 00:13:21.105 align:center They are causing a lot of mess. 00:13:21.146 --> 00:13:22.521 align:center An accident took place in front of me. 00:13:22.605 --> 00:13:23.980 align:center The poor woman's leg... Sir! 00:13:24.646 --> 00:13:25.980 align:center was barely saved. 00:13:26.021 --> 00:13:27.730 align:center Fine... let it be. 00:13:27.980 --> 00:13:30.271 align:center They are just immigrants trying to make a living. 00:13:30.355 --> 00:13:31.605 align:center Just give him a warning and let him go. 00:13:33.480 --> 00:13:34.605 align:center Listen... Yes. 00:13:34.646 --> 00:13:36.980 align:center Next time my scooter comes and stops here, Yes, sir? 00:13:37.105 --> 00:13:39.646 align:center Just take the bag and ask what should you to put in it. 00:13:39.855 --> 00:13:40.480 align:center Sir! 00:13:40.646 --> 00:13:42.355 align:center Why do you have such tiny apples? 00:13:42.480 --> 00:13:43.980 align:center Get big ones, as big like your head. 00:13:44.105 --> 00:13:44.980 align:center Got it? 00:13:45.730 --> 00:13:46.730 align:center Now what? Sell your stuff. 00:13:46.771 --> 00:13:47.896 align:center Why are you staring at my face? 00:13:47.980 --> 00:13:48.730 align:center Go! 00:13:50.480 --> 00:13:52.730 align:center I swear on my mother, if this were my village, 00:13:52.855 --> 00:13:54.896 align:center I'd show you who Lakhan really is. 00:13:55.271 --> 00:13:59.521 align:center Hello guys, I am your Gen-Z Uncle! 00:13:59.605 --> 00:14:01.980 align:center You give so much love to my reels, 00:14:02.105 --> 00:14:03.605 align:center respect them... So thank you. 00:14:03.646 --> 00:14:06.396 align:center Will meet you soon with a new reel. 00:14:07.230 --> 00:14:07.980 align:center Muah! 00:14:08.105 --> 00:14:10.480 align:center Love you guys, love you! 00:14:12.230 --> 00:14:13.355 align:center Mother! 00:14:13.605 --> 00:14:15.355 align:center You see my reels 00:14:15.396 --> 00:14:17.730 align:center but neither like them nor comment. 00:14:18.855 --> 00:14:20.271 align:center Are you Karan Aujla? 00:14:20.605 --> 00:14:22.730 align:center I have more fan following than him. 00:14:22.771 --> 00:14:23.855 align:center What are you saying? 00:14:24.021 --> 00:14:25.521 align:center See! Brother has come. 00:14:29.105 --> 00:14:30.521 align:center Mother, how many times have I told you 00:14:30.605 --> 00:14:32.521 align:center to use your phone less, you will damage your eyes. 00:14:32.605 --> 00:14:33.521 align:center Why do I need perfect eye sight at age? 00:14:33.605 --> 00:14:34.855 align:center It's not like I want to become a sharp shooter. 00:14:34.980 --> 00:14:36.605 align:center I just have another two months left. 00:14:36.730 --> 00:14:37.771 align:center Take the name of God. 00:14:37.855 --> 00:14:39.980 align:center I have to go to God after two months. 00:14:40.021 --> 00:14:41.230 align:center Don't stop me like this. 00:14:41.355 --> 00:14:42.230 align:center I won't stop you. 00:14:42.355 --> 00:14:43.521 align:center Here, Satwant Kaur, 00:14:43.605 --> 00:14:45.771 align:center I got apples with stickers and pomegranates for you. 00:14:46.021 --> 00:14:47.105 align:center Extract their juice and drink it. 00:14:47.480 --> 00:14:48.771 align:center Who did I rob today? 00:14:49.355 --> 00:14:51.105 align:center Why would I rob anyone? I am not bandit Man Singh. 00:14:51.146 --> 00:14:53.480 align:center This is what I would call a free gift. 00:14:53.521 --> 00:14:54.105 align:center Daddy, 00:14:54.146 --> 00:14:56.271 align:center yesterday's gift turned out to be a rotten mess. 00:14:56.646 --> 00:14:57.730 align:center Really? I had to throw it away. 00:14:57.771 --> 00:14:58.730 align:center Why didn't you tell me earlier, dear? 00:14:58.855 --> 00:15:00.021 align:center I stopped her. 00:15:00.230 --> 00:15:02.105 align:center I said you have already looted the poor man. 00:15:02.146 --> 00:15:03.855 align:center He should not be beaten. 00:15:03.980 --> 00:15:05.355 align:center He will get beaten for sure. 00:15:05.396 --> 00:15:06.480 align:center You go cut the fruit. 00:15:06.521 --> 00:15:08.605 align:center Come dear, wash them. Okay. 00:15:08.646 --> 00:15:10.605 align:center Your brother must be on his way back as well. 00:15:12.105 --> 00:15:13.605 align:center Come nephew, come. 00:15:13.730 --> 00:15:15.355 align:center I was waiting for you. 00:15:15.480 --> 00:15:16.771 align:center It is your choice, nephew. 00:15:16.855 --> 00:15:20.105 align:center You haven't followed your Gen-Z uncle back yet. 00:15:20.146 --> 00:15:21.855 align:center Follow me too, son. 00:15:21.896 --> 00:15:23.980 align:center My ID is in the name of "Fish n Jagiro." 00:15:24.230 --> 00:15:25.896 align:center Follow your father too. 00:15:25.980 --> 00:15:27.896 align:center Police recruitment is open, go and fill out the form. 00:15:27.980 --> 00:15:29.355 align:center That leaves Mom and Rimpy. 00:15:29.396 --> 00:15:31.271 align:center Ask them f I need to follow them too. 00:15:31.605 --> 00:15:34.605 align:center As soon as I come home, you all start shooting at me. 00:15:34.646 --> 00:15:35.605 align:center Come on, son. 00:15:35.646 --> 00:15:37.355 align:center It is easier to find God than to find a job. 00:15:37.396 --> 00:15:38.605 align:center I don't want to do a job. 00:15:38.730 --> 00:15:39.771 align:center A street vendor just stopped me and said, 00:15:39.855 --> 00:15:41.146 align:center your father took 500 rupees and left. 00:15:41.230 --> 00:15:43.521 align:center I have to wear a mask while going through the market. 00:15:43.605 --> 00:15:44.896 align:center I have just come back after paying the fees. 00:15:44.980 --> 00:15:46.605 align:center I want to learn how to make software. 00:15:46.730 --> 00:15:47.355 align:center Fine, learn it. 00:15:47.480 --> 00:15:48.771 align:center If you can't learn the software, 00:15:49.105 --> 00:15:50.355 align:center I'll dismantle your hardware, 00:15:50.396 --> 00:15:51.480 align:center to get you back into rhythm. 00:15:51.980 --> 00:15:52.896 align:center We? 00:15:57.230 --> 00:15:58.855 align:center Nephew, don't forget to follow me. 00:16:06.855 --> 00:16:07.980 align:center Why are they sitting here? 00:16:08.980 --> 00:16:10.980 align:center Leave it, what do we have to do with it? 00:16:13.730 --> 00:16:14.355 align:center Ouch! 00:16:14.396 --> 00:16:15.230 align:center Why the "Ouch"? 00:16:15.355 --> 00:16:17.105 align:center There's no need to worry, Master. 00:16:17.355 --> 00:16:18.396 align:center I was just touching your feet. 00:16:19.105 --> 00:16:20.146 align:center Hello, Ms. Billo. 00:16:20.521 --> 00:16:21.271 align:center Hello. 00:16:21.480 --> 00:16:23.480 align:center Master, I want to talk to you about something. 00:16:23.730 --> 00:16:25.230 align:center I know you want to talk about what happened yesterday. 00:16:25.271 --> 00:16:26.105 align:center It's okay. 00:16:26.230 --> 00:16:27.855 align:center No, no... it's not that. 00:16:27.980 --> 00:16:29.730 align:center It's actually something else. 00:16:30.021 --> 00:16:30.980 align:center What is it? 00:16:31.730 --> 00:16:32.980 align:center Ms. Billo, I don't want to talk with you. 00:16:33.105 --> 00:16:33.980 align:center It's not on your level. 00:16:34.021 --> 00:16:35.230 align:center I want to talk to Ms. Nimmo! 00:16:35.355 --> 00:16:35.980 align:center Ms. Nimmo... 00:16:36.855 --> 00:16:38.855 align:center Let us talk at the coffee shop. 00:16:39.230 --> 00:16:40.021 align:center Very personal. 00:16:40.105 --> 00:16:41.271 align:center It will take only two minutes. 00:16:41.730 --> 00:16:42.521 align:center Come with me. 00:16:42.605 --> 00:16:43.355 align:center Please. 00:16:46.521 --> 00:16:47.730 align:center They will take time. 00:16:47.855 --> 00:16:49.646 align:center Should we go and drink a banana shake? 00:16:50.105 --> 00:16:50.646 align:center Why? 00:16:50.730 --> 00:16:51.730 align:center You think I've never had a banana shake? 00:16:51.771 --> 00:16:55.271 align:center Here they pour it in a big glass with a double pipe and a cherry. 00:16:56.271 --> 00:16:57.355 align:center It is fun. 00:16:58.771 --> 00:16:59.480 align:center What is this? 00:17:00.396 --> 00:17:01.355 align:center These are my grandmother's nails. 00:17:01.480 --> 00:17:02.480 align:center These are my mother's nails. 00:17:02.521 --> 00:17:03.396 align:center These are my sister's nails. 00:17:03.480 --> 00:17:04.855 align:center And... these are my uncle's nails. 00:17:04.980 --> 00:17:07.855 align:center This morning, Kartar Singh cut his entire family's nails. 00:17:08.105 --> 00:17:10.896 align:center Just like Arjun could only see the fish's eye, 00:17:11.271 --> 00:17:13.646 align:center like that, all I can see these days are nails. 00:17:13.730 --> 00:17:14.896 align:center You don't have a cow or a calf at home? 00:17:14.980 --> 00:17:16.230 align:center You would have cut their nails too. 00:17:16.355 --> 00:17:18.230 align:center Do you think I am not a professional? 00:17:19.896 --> 00:17:22.230 align:center Look at this... our calf's nails. 00:17:23.980 --> 00:17:27.271 align:center When I trimmed the calf nails, he went, "Wow, wow!" 00:17:27.480 --> 00:17:29.480 align:center Now he got a girlfriend. 00:17:29.521 --> 00:17:31.105 align:center He thanked me. 00:17:31.146 --> 00:17:33.605 align:center He said, "Wow, Kartare, this is great." 00:17:33.980 --> 00:17:36.230 align:center So you called me here to tell me all this? 00:17:36.271 --> 00:17:37.355 align:center No. 00:17:37.855 --> 00:17:40.230 align:center Actually, I had to tell you, 00:17:40.271 --> 00:17:42.730 align:center that the person who can cut a calf's nails for you 00:17:42.855 --> 00:17:45.730 align:center can also get charged under Sector 307 for you. 00:17:46.730 --> 00:17:49.521 align:center I don't know how to propose. 00:17:50.855 --> 00:17:52.105 align:center Just know that... 00:17:52.396 --> 00:17:53.855 align:center I love you. 00:17:57.980 --> 00:17:59.980 align:center If you don't want a shake, then let's go have a Kulcha. 00:18:00.021 --> 00:18:00.896 align:center He makes it quite well. 00:18:00.980 --> 00:18:03.480 align:center You are craving Kulchas and I am worried what's taking them so long. 00:18:03.521 --> 00:18:04.355 align:center Oh hello! 00:18:04.396 --> 00:18:06.605 align:center You don't have to worry when Billa Jatt is here. 00:18:06.730 --> 00:18:10.105 align:center Don't stress and don't make yourself sick. 00:18:10.271 --> 00:18:11.896 align:center Billo... who is he? 00:18:11.980 --> 00:18:12.896 align:center Hey... 00:18:13.230 --> 00:18:14.355 align:center Why are you asking Billo? 00:18:14.396 --> 00:18:16.105 align:center Ask me, your brother-in-law... 00:18:16.146 --> 00:18:17.230 align:center "Who am I?" 00:18:17.355 --> 00:18:18.021 align:center Got it? 00:18:18.105 --> 00:18:19.771 align:center Or do you want to get slapped? 00:18:23.396 --> 00:18:24.855 align:center Did he run away? 00:18:24.980 --> 00:18:26.146 align:center Or not? 00:18:26.480 --> 00:18:27.605 align:center Behind you. 00:18:27.980 --> 00:18:28.730 align:center He's behind me? 00:18:28.855 --> 00:18:29.980 align:center He hasn't left yet? 00:18:30.521 --> 00:18:31.896 align:center You still haven't left? 00:18:31.980 --> 00:18:32.855 align:center You're still standing here. 00:18:32.980 --> 00:18:33.980 align:center What do you want? 00:18:34.021 --> 00:18:36.105 align:center Another slap? 00:18:36.605 --> 00:18:38.771 align:center Billo... I'm asking you again. "Billo..." 00:18:38.855 --> 00:18:39.646 align:center Do you know this guy? 00:18:39.980 --> 00:18:40.855 align:center No, brother. 00:18:41.605 --> 00:18:43.230 align:center Brother? Hmm. 00:18:43.855 --> 00:18:45.646 align:center Brother? Hmm. 00:18:45.730 --> 00:18:47.646 align:center B-B-Brother? 00:18:47.730 --> 00:18:48.605 align:center Brother... 00:18:48.730 --> 00:18:50.896 align:center Dear brother... 00:18:52.855 --> 00:18:54.021 align:center You scoundrel! 00:18:54.105 --> 00:18:56.355 align:center Wait, I'll knock the romance out of you! Brother, brother, brotherm please! 00:18:56.396 --> 00:18:57.896 align:center You were troubling my sister, huh? 00:18:57.980 --> 00:19:00.605 align:center Brother, brother, brotherm please! Brother, I've got an iron rod in my hand. 00:19:00.730 --> 00:19:02.105 align:center You're about to get some iron blows. 00:19:06.230 --> 00:19:06.896 align:center Now tell me! 00:19:06.980 --> 00:19:08.230 align:center Come on man, don't record me getting thrashed. 00:19:08.271 --> 00:19:10.230 align:center You can hit me a couple of times more if you want. 00:19:13.480 --> 00:19:15.521 align:center Say sorry... to my sister. 00:19:15.605 --> 00:19:16.646 align:center To sister. Apologise. 00:19:16.730 --> 00:19:17.980 align:center Let go of my hand. 00:19:18.105 --> 00:19:19.480 align:center Go ahead and say sorry. 00:19:19.605 --> 00:19:22.480 align:center Forgive me... their sister. 00:19:22.855 --> 00:19:24.605 align:center Get out of here now. 00:19:24.771 --> 00:19:26.230 align:center Don't show up here again. 00:19:29.146 --> 00:19:30.355 align:center Wake up, Billa. 00:19:31.355 --> 00:19:32.396 align:center Take this turmeric milk. 00:19:32.521 --> 00:19:34.605 align:center Doctor has said to keep giving it to you every 2 hours. 00:19:37.021 --> 00:19:39.355 align:center They made this Billa say "meow". 00:19:39.980 --> 00:19:41.521 align:center Billa, Maan Saab said: 00:19:41.855 --> 00:19:43.605 align:center "If you walk down your beloved's street," 00:19:43.646 --> 00:19:44.855 align:center "Don't be afraid of the dogs." 00:19:44.980 --> 00:19:47.146 align:center And look at you... getting scared of a mongrel. 00:19:47.480 --> 00:19:49.980 align:center They weren't mongrels, 00:19:50.230 --> 00:19:52.105 align:center they were like wild boars. 00:19:52.146 --> 00:19:53.855 align:center They hit me hard. 00:19:54.105 --> 00:19:55.105 align:center Hello?! 00:19:55.146 --> 00:19:55.980 align:center What happened? 00:19:56.105 --> 00:19:57.146 align:center Why didn't you guys show up today? 00:19:57.646 --> 00:20:00.396 align:center Actually, Billa was not feeling well today. 00:20:00.605 --> 00:20:02.605 align:center Did he get sick or did someone hurt him? 00:20:02.980 --> 00:20:05.855 align:center I saw it happen live, you know. 00:20:06.230 --> 00:20:09.646 align:center Why are you calling me if you've seen it live? 00:20:09.855 --> 00:20:11.146 align:center We will come to work tomorrow. 00:20:14.480 --> 00:20:16.105 align:center He deserved to be beaten. 00:20:16.230 --> 00:20:18.230 align:center He looked at me with bad intentions. 00:20:18.480 --> 00:20:19.646 align:center Stupid. 00:20:44.646 --> 00:20:45.730 align:center Wonderful! 00:20:45.980 --> 00:20:48.355 align:center I am so fortune that I finally got to see you. 00:20:48.396 --> 00:20:51.230 align:center You neither pick up my calls nor call me back. 00:20:51.355 --> 00:20:53.396 align:center I'm begging you, just pay me for the paint job. 00:20:53.480 --> 00:20:54.480 align:center Money? 00:20:54.521 --> 00:20:56.355 align:center Didn't I already pay you? 00:20:56.605 --> 00:20:58.146 align:center Do you think you'd pay me twice? 00:20:58.230 --> 00:21:01.021 align:center I wouldn't pay even once, but fine. 00:21:02.355 --> 00:21:04.896 align:center Take it, count it, and deposit it. 00:21:05.105 --> 00:21:06.771 align:center Sir, you owe me 1.5 Lakh rupees. 00:21:06.855 --> 00:21:08.105 align:center I'm not running away. 00:21:08.271 --> 00:21:09.896 align:center What kind of trash colour did you use anyway? 00:21:09.980 --> 00:21:11.271 align:center Look, it's peeling off already. 00:21:11.355 --> 00:21:12.855 align:center It's been a year! Did you expect a lifetime guarantee? 00:21:12.980 --> 00:21:14.730 align:center Keep yapping and I'll take this money back too. 00:21:14.771 --> 00:21:16.730 align:center God knows what colour this is... and top of that he just keeps troubling me. 00:21:16.771 --> 00:21:17.730 align:center Buzz off. 00:21:20.855 --> 00:21:21.980 align:center Billo... ?? UNCLEAR 00:21:22.396 --> 00:21:24.105 align:center Yesterday was a total disaster. 00:21:24.146 --> 00:21:25.771 align:center The poor guy got beaten up for nothing. 00:21:26.230 --> 00:21:27.730 align:center I was scared too. 00:21:27.855 --> 00:21:29.146 align:center I thought he might come for me next. 00:21:29.855 --> 00:21:31.855 align:center You can apologize to him today. Okay? 00:21:32.855 --> 00:21:35.230 align:center Sorry, I didn't mean to do this. 00:21:35.605 --> 00:21:38.605 align:center You could have just said that you work with me. 00:21:38.730 --> 00:21:40.896 align:center Yeah. Your brother skinned the poor guy alive. 00:21:41.105 --> 00:21:43.646 align:center He spent the whole night nursing his wounds. 00:21:43.855 --> 00:21:45.896 align:center If I had called my crew, you would have said 00:21:45.980 --> 00:21:47.230 align:center Billa is here to start a riot. 00:21:47.355 --> 00:21:48.105 align:center Billa! 00:21:49.605 --> 00:21:52.230 align:center Do we need to call a council for you to forgive us? 00:21:52.855 --> 00:21:54.271 align:center You are forgiven for everything. 00:21:54.355 --> 00:21:55.271 align:center Why are you asking for forgiveness? 00:21:55.355 --> 00:21:56.605 align:center You don't need to. 00:21:56.730 --> 00:21:58.271 align:center It is... Billa's duty to apologize. 00:21:58.355 --> 00:21:59.605 align:center Billa, say sorry. 00:21:59.855 --> 00:22:01.480 align:center She should apologize. 00:22:01.605 --> 00:22:04.355 align:center Billa, are you really going to argue with your sister-in-law? 00:22:05.855 --> 00:22:06.896 align:center Apologize. 00:22:08.105 --> 00:22:09.355 align:center Please, forgive me. 00:22:12.480 --> 00:22:13.480 align:center Apologize to her as well. 00:22:13.855 --> 00:22:15.021 align:center I'm sorry. 00:22:15.105 --> 00:22:18.021 align:center Now tell me, who else needs to apologize. 00:22:19.230 --> 00:22:20.480 align:center If you think... 00:22:20.521 --> 00:22:22.980 align:center that doing this will impress me... 00:22:24.146 --> 00:22:25.646 align:center Then you're absolutely right. 00:22:25.730 --> 00:22:27.146 align:center I'm impressed. 00:22:27.730 --> 00:22:29.021 align:center Billa! She's fallen for me! 00:22:40.521 --> 00:22:46.355 align:center A gentle scent drifted by riding on the breeze, 00:22:46.396 --> 00:22:52.021 align:center A girl crossed my path, bringing me to my knees! 00:22:52.105 --> 00:22:57.771 align:center My peace, my calm, began to break, 00:22:59.605 --> 00:23:06.480 align:center Looking in her eyes was my only mistake. 00:23:06.605 --> 00:23:12.230 align:center Looking in her eyes was my only mistake. 00:23:12.355 --> 00:23:16.271 align:center Looking in her eyes... 00:23:26.771 --> 00:23:32.480 align:center I saw something so beautiful, in a morning rush, I fear, 00:23:32.605 --> 00:23:37.730 align:center I might go crazy tangled in your hair. 00:23:38.271 --> 00:23:41.230 align:center I stay lost in your tresses, 00:23:41.271 --> 00:23:44.230 align:center You're God's own creation, I confess. 00:23:44.271 --> 00:23:49.605 align:center Your home became my heaven's address. 00:23:51.730 --> 00:23:58.521 align:center Looking in her eyes was my only mistake. 00:23:58.605 --> 00:24:04.355 align:center Looking in her eyes was my only mistake. 00:24:04.396 --> 00:24:07.980 align:center Looking in her eyes... 00:24:08.355 --> 00:24:14.105 align:center Her twin curls dance, they rise and fall, 00:24:14.230 --> 00:24:18.605 align:center Her twin curls dance, they rise and fall, 00:24:18.855 --> 00:24:27.271 align:center The world is lovely, but my beloved tops them all. 00:24:29.105 --> 00:24:34.730 align:center As she slowly lifted the veil from her face, 00:24:34.896 --> 00:24:40.396 align:center A calm spread through my heart's space. 00:24:40.730 --> 00:24:46.230 align:center My heart became hers in that embrace, 00:24:48.021 --> 00:24:54.980 align:center Looking in her eyes was my only mistake. 00:24:55.021 --> 00:25:00.521 align:center Looking in her eyes was my only mistake. 00:25:00.771 --> 00:25:04.730 align:center Looking in her eyes... 00:25:26.021 --> 00:25:27.230 align:center Let's make a vlog. 00:25:29.980 --> 00:25:34.105 align:center Friends, the cause of a Jatt's troubles are his moustache. 00:25:34.355 --> 00:25:37.855 align:center So today, this Jatt is here to get his roots touched up. 00:25:37.980 --> 00:25:40.230 align:center See you again with a fresh look. 00:25:40.355 --> 00:25:42.355 align:center Don't forget to like and comment. 00:25:44.230 --> 00:25:45.396 align:center Let's go, man. 00:25:48.271 --> 00:25:49.396 align:center Amazing. 00:25:51.855 --> 00:25:53.771 align:center I'll be damned. 00:25:55.521 --> 00:25:58.521 align:center He said he was learning how to make software. 00:25:58.605 --> 00:26:00.480 align:center What kind of software is this? 00:26:08.355 --> 00:26:09.855 align:center Such dirty hands?! 00:26:10.105 --> 00:26:12.230 align:center At least clean the dirt from your nails. 00:26:12.355 --> 00:26:14.230 align:center I dig out earwax with them. 00:26:14.605 --> 00:26:15.480 align:center Uncle? 00:26:15.730 --> 00:26:16.771 align:center Useless! 00:26:19.105 --> 00:26:20.105 align:center Uncle, you? 00:26:21.105 --> 00:26:23.146 align:center Don't worry, he's my uncle. 00:26:23.230 --> 00:26:24.855 align:center That's just how we greet each other. 00:26:24.896 --> 00:26:25.855 align:center Say hello. 00:26:25.980 --> 00:26:27.230 align:center Sat Sri Akal, uncle! 00:26:27.355 --> 00:26:28.480 align:center Is there a problem, sir? 00:26:28.605 --> 00:26:31.271 align:center Why are you teaching our son this nonsense? 00:26:31.355 --> 00:26:32.855 align:center It's not nonsense, uncle. 00:26:32.896 --> 00:26:34.605 align:center There is a lot of scope in this field. 00:26:34.855 --> 00:26:35.855 align:center Yeah. 00:26:35.896 --> 00:26:38.646 align:center I can see the "scope," boy. 00:26:39.771 --> 00:26:41.271 align:center Come home, son. 00:26:41.605 --> 00:26:43.521 align:center There's plenty of "scope" there too. 00:26:44.230 --> 00:26:45.480 align:center Carry on! 00:26:45.605 --> 00:26:46.355 align:center Uncle, please go. 00:26:46.480 --> 00:26:47.480 align:center We're leaving too. 00:26:48.355 --> 00:26:49.355 align:center I'll be right back. 00:26:59.605 --> 00:27:00.730 align:center Speak up. 00:27:00.730 --> 00:27:01.605 align:center What happened? 00:27:01.646 --> 00:27:03.105 align:center What happened you ask, sister-in-law? 00:27:03.730 --> 00:27:05.521 align:center He's started working in a beauty parlor. 00:27:05.730 --> 00:27:08.646 align:center And over there, he cleans dirt from girls' nails. 00:27:09.021 --> 00:27:09.896 align:center There you go! 00:27:09.980 --> 00:27:13.355 align:center Uncle, it's not a beauty parlor, it's a Nail Studio. 00:27:13.896 --> 00:27:15.480 align:center look how excittedly he is telling 00:27:15.605 --> 00:27:17.230 align:center just like he work's in honey singh studio 00:27:17.896 --> 00:27:21.105 align:center But son, you said you were learning how to make software. 00:27:21.146 --> 00:27:24.230 align:center Mom, it's important to do market research before starting a business. 00:27:24.271 --> 00:27:25.146 align:center That's what I was doing. 00:27:25.230 --> 00:27:26.896 align:center There's a lot of money in this field. 00:27:26.980 --> 00:27:28.146 align:center There's also a lot of earning in opm work 00:27:28.271 --> 00:27:29.146 align:center Then why don't you sell it 00:27:29.480 --> 00:27:30.855 align:center hey what will we say to people 00:27:30.896 --> 00:27:33.480 align:center that's sandhu's son works in a beauty parlour 00:27:33.521 --> 00:27:35.605 align:center Do you have to broadcast everything to the world? 00:27:35.605 --> 00:27:37.855 align:center There is no need to tell the matter will spread without being told 00:27:37.896 --> 00:27:39.855 align:center Let the word spread, what crime am I committing? 00:27:39.980 --> 00:27:43.396 align:center I only cut people's nails, I don't cut pockets like you. 00:27:43.480 --> 00:27:44.396 align:center You... 00:27:44.771 --> 00:27:47.271 align:center And mom, all three of you be ready in the morning. 00:27:47.605 --> 00:27:48.855 align:center Before going to the parlor tomorrow, 00:27:48.980 --> 00:27:50.896 align:center I'll make your nails shine. 00:27:54.355 --> 00:27:55.480 align:center And uncle...? Yes? 00:27:55.605 --> 00:27:57.146 align:center You should prep your nails too. 00:27:57.396 --> 00:27:59.605 align:center I brought a special saw just for you. 00:28:03.021 --> 00:28:06.230 align:center Sister-in-law, if this goes on for another month, 00:28:06.271 --> 00:28:09.355 align:center he'll stop looking at girls and start looking at boys. 00:28:09.396 --> 00:28:10.521 align:center I say that from what I've seen happen there. 00:28:10.605 --> 00:28:12.396 align:center Meaning? Meaning... 00:28:12.730 --> 00:28:14.771 align:center there is a lot of "scope" there. 00:28:14.855 --> 00:28:16.355 align:center Oh no! 00:28:17.730 --> 00:28:19.896 align:center He will walk through the village streets. 00:28:19.980 --> 00:28:21.105 align:center And the villagers will say: 00:28:21.146 --> 00:28:23.521 align:center "Let's grab him..." 00:28:23.605 --> 00:28:25.980 align:center "Boy's got the perfect curves." 00:28:26.855 --> 00:28:27.855 align:center Oh, my God! 00:28:28.230 --> 00:28:29.355 align:center Listen, 00:28:29.355 --> 00:28:30.480 align:center Hey I am listening 00:28:31.105 --> 00:28:32.771 align:center Take a leave tomorrow. 00:28:32.855 --> 00:28:34.855 align:center Let's just get him married. 00:28:34.896 --> 00:28:36.230 align:center where will i find such a relationship so soon 00:28:36.271 --> 00:28:38.271 align:center Otherwise, you'll have to find... 00:28:38.396 --> 00:28:40.730 align:center "Boy's got the perfect curves." 00:28:40.771 --> 00:28:41.855 align:center Shut up. 00:28:45.146 --> 00:28:48.480 align:center Mom, please tell me, why are we going to Aunty's house? 00:28:48.521 --> 00:28:50.021 align:center Your Aunt isn't well. 00:28:50.521 --> 00:28:51.771 align:center And I'm a doctor? 00:28:51.855 --> 00:28:55.355 align:center She called and asked us to bring a sensible person along. 00:28:55.396 --> 00:28:56.980 align:center That's why we're taking you along. 00:28:57.021 --> 00:28:58.730 align:center Hmm. Being sensible is a crime these days. 00:28:59.146 --> 00:28:59.980 align:center Tell me about it! 00:29:06.271 --> 00:29:07.605 align:center My brother is so handsome, 00:29:07.646 --> 00:29:09.605 align:center you'll say yes the moment you see him. 00:29:09.896 --> 00:29:10.896 align:center So many relatives? 00:29:10.980 --> 00:29:12.021 align:center I think Aunty passed away. 00:29:12.105 --> 00:29:13.230 align:center This boy is indeed a catch. 00:29:13.771 --> 00:29:14.855 align:center Sat Sri Akal, aunty! 00:29:14.896 --> 00:29:16.730 align:center Sat Sri Akal. Come here, sister, come here. 00:29:18.146 --> 00:29:18.980 align:center What's up, brother? 00:29:19.105 --> 00:29:20.396 align:center There comes your aunt. Aunty, you? 00:29:20.480 --> 00:29:22.521 align:center You look just fine. From which angle are you unwell? 00:29:22.605 --> 00:29:23.896 align:center Who says I am unwell? 00:29:23.980 --> 00:29:25.396 align:center I was absolutely fine. 00:29:26.230 --> 00:29:27.771 align:center Mom brought me here saying: 00:29:27.855 --> 00:29:29.355 align:center "Your aunt is on her deathbed." 00:29:29.480 --> 00:29:31.105 align:center She wants to discuss your marriage. 00:29:31.230 --> 00:29:32.646 align:center The girl's family is here. 00:29:32.771 --> 00:29:33.105 align:center Come on. 00:29:33.230 --> 00:29:34.230 align:center Let's go. Come on. 00:29:34.271 --> 00:29:35.105 align:center Let's go. Come on. 00:29:35.146 --> 00:29:36.105 align:center Come on, brother. Let's go. 00:29:36.230 --> 00:29:37.855 align:center All good, sister? Come on. Let's go. 00:29:37.896 --> 00:29:38.396 align:center Yes, sister. 00:29:38.480 --> 00:29:40.230 align:center We have got such a wonderful family, 00:29:40.271 --> 00:29:41.480 align:center what more could we want? 00:29:41.730 --> 00:29:43.521 align:center Our happiness is in our children's happiness. 00:29:44.105 --> 00:29:44.605 align:center Agreed. 00:29:44.730 --> 00:29:46.605 align:center We've talked enough, 00:29:46.646 --> 00:29:48.730 align:center let the boy and girl chat a bit. Yes! 00:29:48.855 --> 00:29:49.855 align:center Yes! Right! 00:29:49.980 --> 00:29:50.980 align:center What are you staring at? 00:29:51.105 --> 00:29:51.730 align:center Go. 00:29:51.771 --> 00:29:52.980 align:center Go dear, go. 00:29:53.105 --> 00:29:54.105 align:center Go talk. 00:29:57.855 --> 00:29:58.730 align:center He's a smart boy. 00:29:58.855 --> 00:30:00.105 align:center They make a beautiful couple. 00:30:00.146 --> 00:30:01.730 align:center What are your hobbies? 00:30:02.855 --> 00:30:06.771 align:center Oh, just bombs, bullets, guns, axes... 00:30:06.855 --> 00:30:08.896 align:center those are a Jatt's only hobbies. 00:30:08.980 --> 00:30:10.896 align:center Very nice! I love alpha males. 00:30:11.230 --> 00:30:12.980 align:center What do you like to eat? 00:30:13.230 --> 00:30:14.230 align:center To eat? 00:30:14.355 --> 00:30:17.480 align:center I like opium, poppy husk... 00:30:17.730 --> 00:30:19.521 align:center these days smack is trending. 00:30:19.771 --> 00:30:22.230 align:center After the wedding, don't tell me you sold my jewelry. 00:30:22.355 --> 00:30:23.855 align:center I've already sold Mom's earrings... 00:30:23.896 --> 00:30:25.396 align:center Still haven't got them back. 00:30:26.105 --> 00:30:28.980 align:center Look Simmi, you are like a younger sister to me. 00:30:29.105 --> 00:30:29.855 align:center Like a sister? 00:30:29.896 --> 00:30:32.480 align:center Just like my... younger sister. 00:30:32.521 --> 00:30:34.896 align:center I don't want to ruin anyone's life. 00:30:35.480 --> 00:30:38.146 align:center Please don't talk like that, I'll fix you. 00:30:38.230 --> 00:30:40.230 align:center Oh, I have no intention of getting fixed. 00:30:40.355 --> 00:30:41.855 align:center I have a girlfriend. 00:30:41.896 --> 00:30:42.896 align:center So what? 00:30:42.980 --> 00:30:44.980 align:center Everyone has one these days, I had a boyfriend too. 00:30:45.105 --> 00:30:46.855 align:center Love marriages have no spark these days, 00:30:46.896 --> 00:30:48.230 align:center that's why I didn't do it. 00:30:48.771 --> 00:30:50.521 align:center Look Simmi, don't rush. 00:30:50.605 --> 00:30:53.855 align:center I will find you a brand new, box-packed boy. 00:30:53.896 --> 00:30:54.730 align:center Okay? 00:30:57.980 --> 00:30:58.521 align:center Yes. 00:30:58.605 --> 00:31:00.771 align:center Look, our girl is back. 00:31:02.521 --> 00:31:03.480 align:center I like the boy. 00:31:03.521 --> 00:31:05.105 align:center Sardar Ji, have some tea. 00:31:05.230 --> 00:31:07.730 align:center "Sardar Ji" won't drink tea now, he'll celebrate! 00:31:07.855 --> 00:31:08.605 align:center I like it. 00:31:09.230 --> 00:31:10.605 align:center Our girl likes the boy. 00:31:10.646 --> 00:31:11.230 align:center There you go! 00:31:11.355 --> 00:31:12.730 align:center She says he's quite funny. 00:31:13.230 --> 00:31:14.605 align:center Come on, have some sweets. 00:31:14.605 --> 00:31:15.896 align:center Come on, have some sweets. 00:31:15.980 --> 00:31:17.271 align:center Congratulations! Congratulations! 00:31:17.355 --> 00:31:18.480 align:center Congratulations! Congratulations! 00:31:18.605 --> 00:31:19.980 align:center Have some laddus (sweets). Congratulations! 00:31:20.105 --> 00:31:22.021 align:center My brother is so handsome. 00:31:22.105 --> 00:31:24.355 align:center "Boy's got the perfect curves." 00:31:24.396 --> 00:31:25.980 align:center "Let's grab him..." 00:31:27.980 --> 00:31:30.146 align:center Nimmo, we'll have to run. 00:31:31.105 --> 00:31:32.480 align:center You can't pay the bill? 00:31:32.855 --> 00:31:34.730 align:center No. I mean... 00:31:34.855 --> 00:31:36.146 align:center We'll have to elope and get married. 00:31:36.230 --> 00:31:36.730 align:center Why? 00:31:36.855 --> 00:31:39.105 align:center My dad fixed my marriage somewhere else. 00:31:39.480 --> 00:31:40.230 align:center Go to hell! 00:31:40.271 --> 00:31:42.146 align:center Don't call or text me from today. 00:31:42.480 --> 00:31:43.730 align:center You're running away all by yourself? 00:31:43.855 --> 00:31:45.480 align:center I asked you to run away with me. Listen to me. 00:31:45.521 --> 00:31:46.855 align:center Why? Don't I have a reputation in the village? 00:31:46.980 --> 00:31:48.105 align:center I have respect too. 00:31:48.230 --> 00:31:49.105 align:center I'm willing to run with you. 00:31:49.146 --> 00:31:50.021 align:center It's not like you'll be doing it all by yourself! 00:31:50.105 --> 00:31:51.105 align:center I don't want to run. 00:31:51.230 --> 00:31:52.271 align:center If you want to marry me, 00:31:52.355 --> 00:31:53.855 align:center send a proper proposal to my house. 00:31:53.855 --> 00:31:56.105 align:center I won't decide without my family. 00:31:56.146 --> 00:31:58.355 align:center What if I send my dad to your house, 00:31:58.396 --> 00:31:59.521 align:center and your family says no? 00:31:59.605 --> 00:32:02.605 align:center If you're scared your dad will be insulted, then come alone. 00:32:02.646 --> 00:32:03.396 align:center To get insulted? 00:32:03.480 --> 00:32:04.730 align:center No, to get married. 00:32:05.271 --> 00:32:07.271 align:center Okay, I'll bring Meow tomorrow. 00:32:07.396 --> 00:32:08.105 align:center Meow? 00:32:08.146 --> 00:32:08.896 align:center Billa! 00:32:08.980 --> 00:32:10.896 align:center Kartara, listen carefully. 00:32:10.980 --> 00:32:11.980 align:center If you don't become mine, 00:32:12.105 --> 00:32:13.605 align:center I won't let you be anyone else's either. 00:32:13.730 --> 00:32:14.896 align:center If I become yours, 00:32:15.271 --> 00:32:16.896 align:center will you let me be anyone else's? 00:32:23.105 --> 00:32:25.771 align:center Billa, what do you think? Will they agree? 00:32:25.980 --> 00:32:26.730 align:center Come on! 00:32:26.771 --> 00:32:27.980 align:center First, don't stress. 00:32:28.021 --> 00:32:29.105 align:center Second, don't panic. 00:32:29.230 --> 00:32:30.605 align:center Third, no worries. 00:32:31.021 --> 00:32:32.355 align:center Billa is with you. 00:32:32.480 --> 00:32:34.480 align:center That's exactly what worries me. 00:32:34.896 --> 00:32:35.730 align:center Come on. 00:32:36.480 --> 00:32:37.480 align:center Please stop it. 00:32:37.605 --> 00:32:38.855 align:center Forgive me. 00:32:38.980 --> 00:32:39.855 align:center ?? 00:32:39.896 --> 00:32:43.230 align:center Break his legs so he can't walk back in. 00:32:43.396 --> 00:32:44.521 align:center Some brave soul! 00:32:44.605 --> 00:32:46.646 align:center They're not telling us, he is telling that house help. 00:32:47.855 --> 00:32:48.480 align:center ?? 00:32:48.521 --> 00:32:50.146 align:center Boys, why are you hitting him? 00:32:50.230 --> 00:32:51.105 align:center Father... 00:32:51.230 --> 00:32:53.105 align:center Twice, twice... 00:32:53.230 --> 00:32:54.480 align:center He served me cold tea. 00:32:54.855 --> 00:32:57.480 align:center Oh brother, these people would kill for tea. 00:32:57.521 --> 00:32:59.355 align:center Why did you come here? 00:32:59.855 --> 00:33:01.980 align:center Boys... what brings you here? 00:33:02.105 --> 00:33:03.980 align:center Sat Sri Akal. Sat Sri Akal. 00:33:04.021 --> 00:33:05.605 align:center I am Sher Singh's son. 00:33:05.646 --> 00:33:07.855 align:center My dad is an inspector. 00:33:08.105 --> 00:33:11.646 align:center And my uncle is a stenographer in court. 00:33:11.730 --> 00:33:13.355 align:center I don't care who is working where. 00:33:13.605 --> 00:33:16.480 align:center I asked, what brings you to my house? 00:33:16.605 --> 00:33:17.521 align:center Rimpa! 00:33:18.271 --> 00:33:19.355 align:center Lock the gate. 00:33:19.771 --> 00:33:23.271 align:center We were leaving, brother. 00:33:23.355 --> 00:33:24.605 align:center I'm not saying this for you. 00:33:24.646 --> 00:33:26.480 align:center I'm saying it so no animal gets in. 00:33:26.605 --> 00:33:27.980 align:center Okay. 00:33:29.605 --> 00:33:30.980 align:center I asked you, who are you? 00:33:31.105 --> 00:33:32.771 align:center Speak up, Billa. 00:33:33.230 --> 00:33:35.605 align:center Even if a lion was here instead of a cat (Billa)... 00:33:35.646 --> 00:33:37.230 align:center It wouldn't make a sound. 00:33:37.355 --> 00:33:38.771 align:center Didn't you hear me? 00:33:42.605 --> 00:33:44.480 align:center I swear, it wasn't me. 00:33:44.605 --> 00:33:46.605 align:center I swear twice, I didn't do it either. 00:33:46.646 --> 00:33:48.146 align:center Why lie about a fart? 00:33:48.230 --> 00:33:50.355 align:center Admit it. You didn't use weapons, it's just gas. 00:33:50.480 --> 00:33:51.355 align:center I didn't do it. 00:33:51.480 --> 00:33:53.521 align:center Looks like something exploded over there. 00:33:54.105 --> 00:33:55.521 align:center Let's settle this. 00:33:55.855 --> 00:33:57.521 align:center Eeny, meeny, miny, moe... 00:33:57.605 --> 00:33:58.605 align:center Tell me, 00:33:58.896 --> 00:33:59.855 align:center sisters, 00:33:59.896 --> 00:34:00.521 align:center brothers, 00:34:00.605 --> 00:34:01.855 align:center who dropped the... 00:34:02.105 --> 00:34:05.105 align:center atom... bomb? 00:34:05.230 --> 00:34:07.105 align:center This brother did it. The one at the back. 00:34:08.730 --> 00:34:09.855 align:center I recognized the smell. 00:34:10.230 --> 00:34:11.355 align:center Rimpa, it's yours. 00:34:11.355 --> 00:34:12.730 align:center I'm going to lock the gate. 00:34:12.771 --> 00:34:13.730 align:center Tell me... 00:34:14.730 --> 00:34:15.730 align:center Who are you? 00:34:16.730 --> 00:34:17.605 align:center Dad... 00:34:20.730 --> 00:34:22.480 align:center I told them to meet you. 00:34:22.855 --> 00:34:23.855 align:center I told you, 00:34:24.021 --> 00:34:26.480 align:center Nimmo came into my life like an Angel. 00:34:26.521 --> 00:34:28.896 align:center She showed her Angelic form at the right time. 00:34:28.980 --> 00:34:30.730 align:center You'll know once you go inside. 00:34:31.105 --> 00:34:33.730 align:center So son, what do you do? 00:34:34.355 --> 00:34:36.730 align:center My dad is in the police. 00:34:37.105 --> 00:34:40.980 align:center We two siblings live happily, and we have a nice house. 00:34:41.021 --> 00:34:42.146 align:center That's good. 00:34:42.271 --> 00:34:43.271 align:center Lucky you. 00:34:43.730 --> 00:34:44.980 align:center But what do you do? 00:34:45.396 --> 00:34:49.480 align:center You know the market near Model Town? 00:34:49.605 --> 00:34:51.271 align:center There is a bank there. 00:34:51.355 --> 00:34:52.980 align:center So you work in the bank? 00:34:53.230 --> 00:34:54.230 align:center No, no... 00:34:54.480 --> 00:34:56.980 align:center There is a police station behind the bank. 00:34:57.646 --> 00:35:00.355 align:center My father is an officer there. 00:35:00.480 --> 00:35:03.021 align:center We get it, your father is police. 00:35:03.105 --> 00:35:05.105 align:center But what do YOU do? 00:35:05.855 --> 00:35:07.605 align:center Oh... me? 00:35:07.646 --> 00:35:08.396 align:center Rimpa! 00:35:08.480 --> 00:35:09.105 align:center Yes? 00:35:09.230 --> 00:35:10.271 align:center Did you lock the gate? 00:35:10.355 --> 00:35:12.271 align:center Yes, no stray animal can come in 00:35:12.355 --> 00:35:14.355 align:center and no stray animal can go out. 00:35:15.105 --> 00:35:17.771 align:center These beasts are calling us stray animals. 00:35:18.480 --> 00:35:20.396 align:center What are you whispering? 00:35:20.896 --> 00:35:22.521 align:center Brother, don't make him nervous. 00:35:22.855 --> 00:35:25.730 align:center Tell them, you want to open a Nail Studio. 00:35:25.896 --> 00:35:27.105 align:center Yes. 00:35:27.146 --> 00:35:30.896 align:center Uncle, we are planning to open a Nail Studio. 00:35:30.980 --> 00:35:33.021 align:center If God wills it... 00:35:33.105 --> 00:35:34.980 align:center Why didn't you bring your family along? 00:35:35.021 --> 00:35:37.105 align:center I'll bring them whenever you say. 00:35:37.230 --> 00:35:40.146 align:center Nimmo said, come alone and meet the family first. 00:35:40.230 --> 00:35:41.396 align:center Attack! 00:35:41.480 --> 00:35:42.855 align:center No! 00:35:43.105 --> 00:35:44.646 align:center Uncle, I got them! 00:35:44.730 --> 00:35:46.646 align:center I killed the enemies, uncle. 00:35:48.021 --> 00:35:49.730 align:center I got them! 00:35:49.771 --> 00:35:51.271 align:center I don't know about bullets, 00:35:51.521 --> 00:35:53.605 align:center but these people will kill us with noise. 00:35:53.730 --> 00:35:55.396 align:center Should we get going now? Yes. 00:35:56.355 --> 00:35:57.480 align:center Uncle, we're leaving now. 00:35:57.855 --> 00:36:00.855 align:center Whatever you decide, WhatsApp us. 00:36:00.980 --> 00:36:02.021 align:center It's okay, son. 00:36:02.480 --> 00:36:03.605 align:center He's my nephew. 00:36:03.980 --> 00:36:04.980 align:center He is a little special. 00:36:05.605 --> 00:36:07.480 align:center Who did he take after? 00:36:10.855 --> 00:36:12.355 align:center Oh. Okay. 00:36:12.730 --> 00:36:14.105 align:center Seemed so. 00:36:14.146 --> 00:36:15.855 align:center This is a sign of good upbringing. 00:36:16.021 --> 00:36:16.980 align:center This...? 00:36:17.021 --> 00:36:17.896 align:center Not this, son. 00:36:17.980 --> 00:36:19.480 align:center I'm talking about you guys. Oh okay! 00:36:19.646 --> 00:36:21.230 align:center That you came here to talk to us. 00:36:21.480 --> 00:36:23.355 align:center So should I talk to my family now? 00:36:23.480 --> 00:36:25.521 align:center But first we will get Deepi married. 00:36:25.605 --> 00:36:26.855 align:center Oh okay! 00:36:27.021 --> 00:36:29.230 align:center Congratulations, Brother Deepi! 00:36:29.271 --> 00:36:30.480 align:center I'm Rimpa. 00:36:30.605 --> 00:36:31.605 align:center Oh, sorry. 00:36:31.730 --> 00:36:33.605 align:center Congratulations, Brother Deepi! 00:36:33.646 --> 00:36:35.980 align:center I'm Jaggi. Deepi is my sister. 00:36:36.105 --> 00:36:39.105 align:center Sister Deepi, wherever you are... 00:36:39.230 --> 00:36:40.896 align:center Congratulations. 00:36:40.980 --> 00:36:42.605 align:center Brother, I'm sitting right here. 00:36:42.896 --> 00:36:44.605 align:center Oh... okay. 00:36:45.355 --> 00:36:47.855 align:center Congratulations, Sister Deepi! 00:36:47.896 --> 00:36:48.771 align:center To you too. 00:36:49.105 --> 00:36:51.355 align:center Son... first Deepi gets married. 00:36:51.480 --> 00:36:53.230 align:center Okay. Then we'll think about Nimmo. 00:36:53.355 --> 00:36:55.771 align:center You know, weddings cost a fortune these days. 00:36:55.855 --> 00:36:56.730 align:center Yes, I agree. 00:36:56.771 --> 00:36:58.396 align:center We have to give a car to the groom too. 00:36:58.480 --> 00:36:59.480 align:center Car is not a big deal. 00:36:59.605 --> 00:37:00.980 align:center Kartar will give it. 00:37:01.105 --> 00:37:03.355 align:center God has given him plenty. 00:37:03.480 --> 00:37:04.271 align:center Right, Kartar? 00:37:04.355 --> 00:37:06.105 align:center Put it on Kartar's tab. 00:37:06.146 --> 00:37:08.855 align:center Son, it wouldn't be proper for us to take a car from you. 00:37:09.021 --> 00:37:09.980 align:center You are right. 00:37:10.105 --> 00:37:11.021 align:center How is it right? 00:37:11.105 --> 00:37:12.355 align:center You said it, so it's done. 00:37:12.396 --> 00:37:13.980 align:center Kartar will give you a car. 00:37:14.105 --> 00:37:16.021 align:center Honking the horn... say "Paa!" 00:37:16.230 --> 00:37:16.771 align:center Paa! 00:37:16.855 --> 00:37:19.855 align:center Pee, Paa, Pee, Paa, Pee! It'll come just like that. 00:37:20.271 --> 00:37:22.021 align:center Son, get some sweets. 00:37:22.105 --> 00:37:23.730 align:center From today, this boy is like family to us. 00:37:32.896 --> 00:37:37.355 align:center My love is delicate, a mirror of art, 00:37:37.396 --> 00:37:41.021 align:center Dear, my love is delicate, a mirror of art, 00:37:41.105 --> 00:37:48.480 align:center Don't leave, after stealing a maiden's heart. 00:37:48.521 --> 00:37:53.980 align:center After stealing a maiden's heart. 00:37:54.980 --> 00:37:57.646 align:center Girl, you haven't seen the heart of a Jatt, 00:37:57.730 --> 00:38:00.230 align:center A Jatt's son is always number one. 00:38:00.396 --> 00:38:05.271 align:center The boy lives in headlines, paper or none, 00:38:05.355 --> 00:38:09.730 align:center Except for love, there is nothing I've won. 00:38:09.855 --> 00:38:14.521 align:center I say, except for love, there is nothing I've won. 00:38:14.605 --> 00:38:18.980 align:center Wear white kurtas just for me, 00:38:19.021 --> 00:38:22.855 align:center Wear white kurtas just for me, 00:38:22.896 --> 00:38:26.355 align:center If the world won't let us meet, 00:38:26.771 --> 00:38:30.230 align:center Come visit my dreams you see, 00:38:30.271 --> 00:38:35.480 align:center Come visit my dreams you see. 00:38:36.855 --> 00:38:39.230 align:center Try it, girl, give it a whirl, 00:38:39.355 --> 00:38:41.730 align:center Try being friends with a Jatt. 00:38:41.771 --> 00:38:44.105 align:center Mirrors on the kurta, peacocks on the wrap, 00:38:44.230 --> 00:38:46.480 align:center Sequins shining bright, putting me on the map. 00:38:46.605 --> 00:38:49.021 align:center I came to this world to enjoy the fun, 00:38:49.105 --> 00:38:51.480 align:center Living the high life under the sun. 00:38:51.605 --> 00:38:58.021 align:center I don't stand around looking for a heart, 00:38:58.896 --> 00:39:03.355 align:center Look at my swagger, that's the best part. 00:39:03.771 --> 00:39:08.605 align:center Look at my swagger, that's the best part. 00:39:08.646 --> 00:39:14.271 align:center Look at my swagger, that's the best part. 00:39:23.105 --> 00:39:27.605 align:center In the cotton fields, my dear, 00:39:27.730 --> 00:39:31.230 align:center In the cotton fields, 00:39:31.355 --> 00:39:35.105 align:center You let your words flow, 00:39:35.146 --> 00:39:39.855 align:center While I keep agreeing while staying near. 00:39:39.896 --> 00:39:44.355 align:center While I keep agreeing while staying near. 00:39:45.480 --> 00:39:47.855 align:center The buttons on your Kurti stole this Jatt's heart, 00:39:47.896 --> 00:39:50.271 align:center Look into the fire, you'll see only this Jatt in the dark. 00:39:50.355 --> 00:39:55.230 align:center Look anywhere, you will find no one like me, 00:39:55.271 --> 00:40:00.105 align:center I may look rough outside, but I'm honey-sweet when I speak. 00:40:00.230 --> 00:40:04.980 align:center I may look rough outside, but I'm honey-sweet when I speak. 00:40:05.021 --> 00:40:10.146 align:center Jatt may look rough outside, but I'm honey-sweet when I speak. 00:40:10.396 --> 00:40:12.146 align:center We ask around four times before buying vegetables 00:40:12.271 --> 00:40:13.730 align:center and you finalized your marriage without asking? 00:40:13.855 --> 00:40:15.896 align:center So did you ask me before fixing my marriage? 00:40:15.980 --> 00:40:17.605 align:center I'm your father. 00:40:17.730 --> 00:40:19.355 align:center When did I say you're my uncle? 00:40:19.480 --> 00:40:21.105 align:center I have a good memory. 00:40:21.146 --> 00:40:22.480 align:center Let me be clear. 00:40:22.605 --> 00:40:25.021 align:center I will marry the one I love. 00:40:25.105 --> 00:40:27.605 align:center No, you will marry the one I love. 00:40:27.646 --> 00:40:28.646 align:center Dad! What are you saying? 00:40:28.730 --> 00:40:29.771 align:center I mean, the one I say yes to. 00:40:29.855 --> 00:40:31.396 align:center Why are you fighting? 00:40:31.480 --> 00:40:32.355 align:center Let's make chits. 00:40:32.396 --> 00:40:34.855 align:center Whoever's chit comes up, we'll go with their choice. 00:40:34.896 --> 00:40:35.480 align:center End of story. 00:40:35.605 --> 00:40:37.021 align:center Uncle, is this a raffle? 00:40:37.105 --> 00:40:37.896 align:center "Just pick one", he says! 00:40:37.980 --> 00:40:39.355 align:center Let me tell you... 00:40:39.480 --> 00:40:41.021 align:center They are dangerous people. 00:40:41.105 --> 00:40:42.605 align:center Don't say I didn't warn you. 00:40:42.646 --> 00:40:43.980 align:center Forget it. I'm in the police too. 00:40:44.105 --> 00:40:45.396 align:center They target the police first. 00:40:45.480 --> 00:40:47.605 align:center Did you just agree to marry a dacoit's daughter? 00:40:47.730 --> 00:40:49.730 align:center Are you going to marry a boy? 00:40:49.771 --> 00:40:52.396 align:center We'll later find out that our daughter-in-law has a mustache. 00:40:52.480 --> 00:40:53.855 align:center Have you lost your mind, uncle? 00:40:54.021 --> 00:40:55.730 align:center Why would I marry a boy? 00:40:55.855 --> 00:40:57.271 align:center I said yes to the girl. 00:40:57.355 --> 00:40:58.730 align:center Listen to me very carefully, 00:40:58.855 --> 00:41:00.230 align:center I'm marrying Nimmo. 00:41:00.355 --> 00:41:01.730 align:center Look how he threatens! 00:41:01.771 --> 00:41:04.355 align:center This stubbornness of yours is going to kill me. 00:41:04.396 --> 00:41:07.146 align:center You're not the one in danger, you are the danger. 00:41:07.230 --> 00:41:08.355 align:center Nothing will happen to you. 00:41:08.396 --> 00:41:09.521 align:center You're very stubbirn. 00:41:09.605 --> 00:41:12.480 align:center It is my fault that I was born in a stubborn man's house. 00:41:13.105 --> 00:41:14.480 align:center Son? Nephew? 00:41:14.646 --> 00:41:15.980 align:center Hey! 00:41:16.355 --> 00:41:17.396 align:center Oh no! 00:41:18.771 --> 00:41:21.605 align:center Billa, I don't know what to do. 00:41:22.146 --> 00:41:24.271 align:center Dad has take a stand. 00:41:24.521 --> 00:41:26.730 align:center Look, you can't leave Nimmo, 00:41:26.855 --> 00:41:28.730 align:center and your dad will marry you off somewhere else. 00:41:28.855 --> 00:41:31.521 align:center From what I see, 00:41:31.605 --> 00:41:33.355 align:center there is only one solution. 00:41:34.105 --> 00:41:35.021 align:center What? 00:41:35.980 --> 00:41:37.355 align:center Jump. 00:41:38.771 --> 00:41:41.730 align:center That day you got beaten black and blue, 00:41:42.355 --> 00:41:43.771 align:center does it still hurt or is it gone? 00:41:43.855 --> 00:41:45.730 align:center No, it still hurts. 00:41:45.771 --> 00:41:48.105 align:center Then why ask for another beating? 00:41:48.730 --> 00:41:50.355 align:center I gave good advice. 00:41:50.646 --> 00:41:52.146 align:center Goodness is out of fashion these days. 00:41:55.355 --> 00:41:56.105 align:center Look at this! 00:41:56.646 --> 00:41:57.771 align:center Dad causes trouble 00:41:58.396 --> 00:42:00.396 align:center and Mom calls to compromise. 00:42:00.605 --> 00:42:01.230 align:center Listen? 00:42:01.271 --> 00:42:02.105 align:center Yes, mother? 00:42:02.146 --> 00:42:04.105 align:center Son, your dad had an accident. 00:42:04.146 --> 00:42:05.355 align:center Come quickly. 00:42:13.146 --> 00:42:14.480 align:center I don't know what happened. 00:42:14.521 --> 00:42:15.480 align:center Mom? 00:42:15.771 --> 00:42:16.896 align:center Mom, what happened? 00:42:17.230 --> 00:42:19.271 align:center He left home to cajole you. 00:42:19.355 --> 00:42:20.730 align:center He had an accident on the way. 00:42:20.771 --> 00:42:22.105 align:center Never thought this would happen. 00:42:24.396 --> 00:42:25.730 align:center Are you with the patient? 00:42:25.855 --> 00:42:26.771 align:center Yes... yes. Yes. 00:42:26.855 --> 00:42:27.605 align:center Sorry. 00:42:27.646 --> 00:42:28.605 align:center We couldn't save him. 00:42:28.730 --> 00:42:31.730 align:center Oh my God! I'm ruined! Brother! 00:42:31.771 --> 00:42:32.980 align:center Please, don't cry. 00:42:33.230 --> 00:42:34.771 align:center If you had brought him 2 hours earlier, 00:42:34.855 --> 00:42:36.105 align:center we might have saved your mother. 00:42:36.146 --> 00:42:37.105 align:center Mother? Mother? 00:42:37.230 --> 00:42:38.646 align:center But what could Mom have done? 00:42:39.355 --> 00:42:41.355 align:center Dad was just admitted an hour ago. Yes, 00:42:41.980 --> 00:42:42.896 align:center Dad? 00:42:43.355 --> 00:42:44.730 align:center Sher Singh... My dad! 00:42:44.855 --> 00:42:45.771 align:center Okay, okay. 00:42:45.855 --> 00:42:49.021 align:center I am talking about the lady, whom we could not save. 00:42:49.105 --> 00:42:50.605 align:center Sher Singh is alright! 00:42:50.646 --> 00:42:51.605 align:center Thank God! 00:42:51.730 --> 00:42:52.396 align:center Thank God! 00:42:52.480 --> 00:42:53.605 align:center You misunderstood. 00:42:53.646 --> 00:42:56.105 align:center What I meant is he's just left with "All Right" (the right side). 00:42:56.230 --> 00:42:57.730 align:center The entire left side is gone. 00:42:58.646 --> 00:43:01.730 align:center Son, tell me what happened. 00:43:01.855 --> 00:43:03.480 align:center Doctor says... 00:43:03.605 --> 00:43:05.605 align:center Dad is half alive. 00:43:05.730 --> 00:43:08.396 align:center My son is half dead?! 00:43:09.105 --> 00:43:10.730 align:center Mother, you should worry. 00:43:10.855 --> 00:43:13.521 align:center We'll know whether he survives or not, only after he wakes up. 00:43:13.896 --> 00:43:14.855 align:center Oh God! 00:43:15.105 --> 00:43:16.980 align:center Sister-in-law, let's see brother. Dad! 00:43:31.605 --> 00:43:34.105 align:center Look, you've spent 25-30 lakhs rupees, 00:43:34.396 --> 00:43:35.855 align:center and he's still not out of the coma. 00:43:36.230 --> 00:43:38.730 align:center I don't think there is any point in keeping him here. 00:43:39.105 --> 00:43:41.230 align:center You can take him home. 00:43:41.605 --> 00:43:42.896 align:center You lost the right side... 00:43:43.146 --> 00:43:44.355 align:center you lost the left side. 00:43:44.396 --> 00:43:46.771 align:center Now if you want to lose your home, then keep him here. 00:43:54.980 --> 00:43:56.230 align:center Lord Almighty! 00:43:58.521 --> 00:43:59.480 align:center Mom? 00:43:59.730 --> 00:44:01.730 align:center Does the bill really come to 15-16,000 rupees? 00:44:01.980 --> 00:44:03.480 align:center It does, son. 00:44:04.230 --> 00:44:05.980 align:center The car installment is still due. 00:44:06.230 --> 00:44:07.230 align:center Tell me something, 00:44:07.355 --> 00:44:09.855 align:center how do you run the house on Dad's salary? 00:44:09.896 --> 00:44:12.480 align:center We ran it on your Dad's extra income. 00:44:12.646 --> 00:44:15.480 align:center The money I saved for your sister's wedding 00:44:15.730 --> 00:44:17.230 align:center went into his treatment. 00:44:17.480 --> 00:44:19.521 align:center If you had a job, 00:44:19.646 --> 00:44:21.855 align:center we wouldn't be seeing these days. 00:44:21.980 --> 00:44:24.855 align:center Son, meet a senior officer. 00:44:25.396 --> 00:44:28.730 align:center If you get a job in your father's place, it will help. 00:44:32.230 --> 00:44:33.730 align:center Yes, yes, grind it well. 00:44:33.855 --> 00:44:35.605 align:center Crush it. 00:44:35.730 --> 00:44:38.480 align:center No, use an earthen pot and a wooden pestle. 00:44:38.855 --> 00:44:41.396 align:center Add two Indian gooseberries, use tamarind for the rest. 00:44:41.605 --> 00:44:44.146 align:center Soak it overnight, strain it in the morning 00:44:44.230 --> 00:44:45.396 align:center and drink it empty stomach. 00:44:45.480 --> 00:44:48.855 align:center Your liver will shine, and sparks will fly from your bellybutton! 00:44:50.230 --> 00:44:52.355 align:center Okay, you keep grinding, I'm hanging up. 00:44:53.855 --> 00:44:54.730 align:center Avtar Singh. Yes, sir. 00:44:54.855 --> 00:44:56.980 align:center Prepare the packet and deliver it to Mangal Singh. 00:44:57.105 --> 00:44:57.855 align:center I'll do it, sir. 00:44:57.896 --> 00:44:59.480 align:center I need two days off. 00:44:59.605 --> 00:45:02.771 align:center You come to work three days a week and you want two days off? 00:45:02.855 --> 00:45:04.730 align:center Sir, I work day and night for you. 00:45:04.855 --> 00:45:05.980 align:center What work do you do for me? 00:45:06.230 --> 00:45:07.480 align:center Am I running a catering service? 00:45:07.605 --> 00:45:08.980 align:center Are you packing my tents? 00:45:09.105 --> 00:45:10.896 align:center Sir, my brother-in-law's engagement is coming up. 00:45:10.980 --> 00:45:12.980 align:center If I don't go, my wife will kill me. 00:45:13.021 --> 00:45:14.855 align:center And if you go, I'll definitely kill you. 00:45:14.980 --> 00:45:17.230 align:center This time I won't suspend you, I'll terminate you. 00:45:17.271 --> 00:45:18.355 align:center How many brothers-in-law do you have? 00:45:18.396 --> 00:45:21.105 align:center You've married off 43 of them right in front of me! 00:45:21.230 --> 00:45:23.480 align:center How did you get married into such a family? 00:45:24.480 --> 00:45:24.730 align:center Yes? 00:45:24.855 --> 00:45:26.730 align:center Sir, Sub-Inspector Sher Singh's son is here. 00:45:26.771 --> 00:45:28.605 align:center If he's already here then send him in. 00:45:28.855 --> 00:45:29.480 align:center Yes, sir. 00:45:33.855 --> 00:45:34.980 align:center Sir, Sat Sri Akal. 00:45:35.105 --> 00:45:36.396 align:center Sat Sri Akal... Sat Sri Akal. 00:45:36.480 --> 00:45:37.355 align:center Have a seat. 00:45:37.396 --> 00:45:38.396 align:center Sit down. 00:45:39.146 --> 00:45:41.605 align:center How do I praise your father? 00:45:41.646 --> 00:45:42.980 align:center No matter how much I do, it's never enough. 00:45:43.146 --> 00:45:44.480 align:center My dad used to say: 00:45:44.855 --> 00:45:46.896 align:center "However much one praises you, it's still not enough." 00:45:48.146 --> 00:45:50.771 align:center Sir, these... packets... the medicines... 00:45:50.980 --> 00:45:51.980 align:center Is everything okay? 00:45:52.105 --> 00:45:53.105 align:center Yes, all good. 00:45:53.146 --> 00:45:54.105 align:center You probably don't know, 00:45:54.146 --> 00:45:57.355 align:center I might not thrash thieves or robbers all month, 00:45:57.646 --> 00:46:00.855 align:center but if I don't grind Jang Harar, Baheda, Javitri, 00:46:00.896 --> 00:46:02.730 align:center Kaunch beej, Hing, Magh (herbs and spices) ... 00:46:02.896 --> 00:46:05.396 align:center twice a day, I don't get peace. 00:46:05.605 --> 00:46:07.355 align:center Sir, which gang are these goons from? 00:46:07.646 --> 00:46:09.521 align:center No, no, not goons. 00:46:09.605 --> 00:46:10.980 align:center These are local remedies. 00:46:11.105 --> 00:46:12.021 align:center Anyway, forget that. 00:46:12.105 --> 00:46:13.771 align:center What brought you here? 00:46:14.230 --> 00:46:15.146 align:center Sir, my motorcycle. 00:46:15.230 --> 00:46:17.105 align:center No, no. I didn't ask for the mode of transportation. 00:46:17.230 --> 00:46:18.896 align:center I asked why you came here. 00:46:20.105 --> 00:46:20.980 align:center Sir... 00:46:21.521 --> 00:46:23.730 align:center Daddy is "walking" in a coma. 00:46:23.980 --> 00:46:26.480 align:center That's strange, how can someone walk in a coma? 00:46:26.730 --> 00:46:29.396 align:center No sir, he's not walking. 00:46:29.521 --> 00:46:31.480 align:center I mean, Daddy is lying in a coma. 00:46:31.521 --> 00:46:33.980 align:center Well, in a coma a person always lies down. 00:46:34.105 --> 00:46:36.105 align:center Why would he stand up? Don't be stupid. 00:46:36.355 --> 00:46:39.855 align:center Also, I am still doing research on it. 00:46:39.980 --> 00:46:41.980 align:center There's no cure for coma yet. 00:46:42.105 --> 00:46:43.605 align:center Sir, I didn't come for medicine. 00:46:43.855 --> 00:46:47.271 align:center I mean, Dad has been in a coma for a long time. 00:46:47.521 --> 00:46:49.730 align:center Only the salary is coming in, 00:46:50.355 --> 00:46:51.771 align:center the "extra income" has stopped. 00:46:51.855 --> 00:46:53.855 align:center It's been ages since I ate apples with stickers. 00:46:53.980 --> 00:46:57.896 align:center I just wanted to ask, can I take over Dad's duty? 00:46:58.230 --> 00:47:00.480 align:center Did your dad sell ice pops or what? 00:47:00.605 --> 00:47:02.855 align:center That he gets sick and you take over the cart? 00:47:02.980 --> 00:47:03.896 align:center That's not how it works. 00:47:03.980 --> 00:47:07.605 align:center Compassionate grounds apply to death cases, 00:47:07.730 --> 00:47:08.980 align:center not coma cases. 00:47:09.021 --> 00:47:13.105 align:center And anyway, my gut says Sher Singh will wake up. 00:47:13.146 --> 00:47:16.230 align:center Sir, Dad is fighting a battle between life and death. 00:47:16.271 --> 00:47:18.105 align:center Then let him fight, 00:47:18.230 --> 00:47:20.021 align:center that's a soldier's job. 00:47:20.105 --> 00:47:22.230 align:center He fights wars. And you're panicking like 00:47:22.355 --> 00:47:24.480 align:center he's rusting away just because he's sleeping. 00:47:24.521 --> 00:47:26.355 align:center Don't panic in tough times, kid. 00:47:26.646 --> 00:47:30.230 align:center Whatever trouble comes, face it head-on. Okay? 00:47:30.980 --> 00:47:34.396 align:center Now listen, there's one very important thing. 00:47:34.480 --> 00:47:35.480 align:center Write this down. 00:47:35.646 --> 00:47:37.480 align:center Give him a pen and paper. 00:47:38.355 --> 00:47:39.271 align:center Note this... 00:47:39.355 --> 00:47:40.355 align:center Yes! 00:47:40.730 --> 00:47:43.396 align:center Wake up early and meditate. 00:47:44.855 --> 00:47:46.855 align:center Damn it. 00:47:47.605 --> 00:47:48.646 align:center Next, sir? 00:47:48.980 --> 00:47:50.605 align:center Yes, write this too. 00:47:50.980 --> 00:47:52.230 align:center That one's already memorized. 00:47:52.271 --> 00:47:53.896 align:center Okay, one more thing: 00:47:53.980 --> 00:47:55.230 align:center Take these two packets. 00:47:55.271 --> 00:47:57.646 align:center Have them early morning for two days. 00:47:57.730 --> 00:48:00.480 align:center Your digestion will improve and you'll sleep better. 00:48:00.521 --> 00:48:02.730 align:center Acid reflux will stop too. 00:48:04.355 --> 00:48:05.480 align:center Alright, sir. 00:48:08.146 --> 00:48:11.355 align:center If you need more, just take it. 00:48:12.521 --> 00:48:13.355 align:center Mom... 00:48:13.605 --> 00:48:16.230 align:center please have your dinner. The DSP sent you back empty-handed, right? 00:48:16.980 --> 00:48:19.855 align:center He gave these little packets. 00:48:20.605 --> 00:48:22.021 align:center Said to take them with milk. 00:48:22.230 --> 00:48:23.230 align:center Your digestion will improve. 00:48:23.271 --> 00:48:26.521 align:center If I permanently fix your digestion, will you listen to me? 00:48:27.730 --> 00:48:28.605 align:center How? 00:48:28.855 --> 00:48:32.146 align:center Look, the DSP said you get a job in a death case, 00:48:32.355 --> 00:48:33.480 align:center not in a coma case. 00:48:33.605 --> 00:48:34.230 align:center Yeah. 00:48:34.271 --> 00:48:36.605 align:center Replace the "coma" with a full stop. 00:48:36.896 --> 00:48:37.855 align:center I didn't get that. 00:48:37.896 --> 00:48:39.980 align:center Boss, cut the string. 00:48:40.230 --> 00:48:41.355 align:center "Cut the string?" 00:48:41.355 --> 00:48:42.855 align:center Get rid of the problem. 00:48:42.896 --> 00:48:45.646 align:center D for Death. In a death case, you get the job. 00:48:45.896 --> 00:48:47.521 align:center Don't make me put an "E for End" to you. 00:48:47.605 --> 00:48:49.105 align:center You want him to die by my hands? 00:48:49.271 --> 00:48:51.230 align:center I'm not saying that you should actually kill him. 00:48:51.355 --> 00:48:52.771 align:center Just move him aside. 00:48:52.855 --> 00:48:54.521 align:center Move him aside? Is he a pillow or what? 00:48:54.605 --> 00:48:55.355 align:center He's my Dad! 00:48:55.480 --> 00:48:57.146 align:center Just hear me out. 00:48:57.230 --> 00:49:00.146 align:center We'll spread word in the village that Uncle has passed away. 00:49:00.230 --> 00:49:01.980 align:center You'll get the job. 00:49:02.105 --> 00:49:03.605 align:center What nonsense is this? 00:49:03.646 --> 00:49:06.771 align:center It's not nonsense, it's survival. 00:49:06.855 --> 00:49:08.521 align:center Your life will be set. 00:49:08.605 --> 00:49:10.771 align:center Uncle will soon retire if he keeps lying down like that, 00:49:10.855 --> 00:49:12.355 align:center and after that you won't get his job. 00:49:12.480 --> 00:49:16.730 align:center Honestly, I see working as a daily wager for a scrap dealer. 00:49:19.480 --> 00:49:20.355 align:center Yes, Nimmo? 00:49:20.355 --> 00:49:20.855 align:center Hello 00:49:20.980 --> 00:49:23.730 align:center The car we promised for Deepi's wedding... 00:49:23.771 --> 00:49:26.105 align:center Can we give a Scorpio? 00:49:26.480 --> 00:49:27.521 align:center Brother? Yes... 00:49:27.605 --> 00:49:28.521 align:center Come and have dinner. 00:49:28.605 --> 00:49:29.355 align:center Thank you. 00:49:29.396 --> 00:49:31.021 align:center I'll call you back. 00:49:31.646 --> 00:49:33.021 align:center Did he say yes? Yes! 00:49:34.355 --> 00:49:36.105 align:center I got into this mess because of you. 00:49:36.146 --> 00:49:37.480 align:center What did I do now? 00:49:37.605 --> 00:49:40.230 align:center The car we promised for Deepi... 00:49:40.355 --> 00:49:41.730 align:center They want a Scorpio! 00:49:41.771 --> 00:49:44.771 align:center Not Scorpio, we'll give them a Fortuner. 00:49:45.021 --> 00:49:46.605 align:center Uncle when alive is worth nothing... 00:49:46.646 --> 00:49:47.980 align:center Dead, he's worth a crore. 00:49:48.021 --> 00:49:49.480 align:center The phrase says worth a lakh. 00:49:49.730 --> 00:49:51.355 align:center The job is worth a crore. 00:49:51.480 --> 00:49:53.271 align:center A lakh is just one month's salary. 00:49:56.146 --> 00:49:57.355 align:center But how do we convince my family? 00:49:57.396 --> 00:49:59.271 align:center The same way I convinced you. 00:50:08.896 --> 00:50:11.730 align:center I'll break your legs if anyone touches my son. 00:50:11.771 --> 00:50:12.730 align:center How could you even think about this? 00:50:12.855 --> 00:50:14.730 align:center Aren't you ashamed of yourself for even thinking about it? 00:50:14.771 --> 00:50:16.105 align:center Mom, I didn't think of it. 00:50:16.146 --> 00:50:17.355 align:center Billa did. 00:50:17.396 --> 00:50:20.355 align:center I'll thrash all you idiots if I stand up! 00:50:20.605 --> 00:50:24.146 align:center You all are jumping on me like I'm the one getting the job. 00:50:24.396 --> 00:50:26.105 align:center Uncle is lying here now... 00:50:26.146 --> 00:50:27.230 align:center We're just saying that he'll lie over there, in a corner. 00:50:27.355 --> 00:50:29.105 align:center Is he a calf to be put in a corner? 00:50:29.480 --> 00:50:32.021 align:center What "World Cup" is he winning sitting here? 00:50:32.105 --> 00:50:34.605 align:center Watch your mouth! That's our Dad! 00:50:34.646 --> 00:50:35.980 align:center Exactly, he's our Dad! 00:50:36.021 --> 00:50:37.105 align:center Stop talking nonsense! 00:50:37.146 --> 00:50:38.855 align:center You've no backbone, do you? 00:50:38.980 --> 00:50:42.230 align:center A minute ago you were dreaming of a police officer's uniform. 00:50:42.396 --> 00:50:45.146 align:center I got carried away and said it in the flow. 00:50:45.230 --> 00:50:47.480 align:center That "flow" will ruin your life. 00:50:47.521 --> 00:50:50.730 align:center You're not capable of studying and landing a job anyway. 00:50:50.896 --> 00:50:54.980 align:center The joining letter is lying at home, use it, 00:50:55.021 --> 00:50:57.021 align:center it'll fix everything. 00:50:57.855 --> 00:50:59.146 align:center You have to you get her married. 00:50:59.230 --> 00:51:00.355 align:center You want to get married. 00:51:00.480 --> 00:51:01.480 align:center And Grandma... 00:51:01.605 --> 00:51:03.855 align:center her phone bill is higher than her medical bill. 00:51:03.896 --> 00:51:05.355 align:center Like I spend lakhs on it? 00:51:05.480 --> 00:51:07.230 align:center I do a 300 rupee recharge. 00:51:07.480 --> 00:51:09.480 align:center Wait a month, Grandma, 00:51:09.521 --> 00:51:12.021 align:center you'll be begging for a 20 rupee top-up. 00:51:12.105 --> 00:51:14.480 align:center Billa's idea sounds worthless right now, 00:51:14.521 --> 00:51:16.855 align:center but after some time you'll say, 00:51:16.896 --> 00:51:18.855 align:center "If only we had listened to Billa." 00:51:18.896 --> 00:51:19.896 align:center And you...? 00:51:20.355 --> 00:51:21.980 align:center You will be working for a scrap dealer. 00:51:22.355 --> 00:51:23.146 align:center Auntie, you? 00:51:23.230 --> 00:51:25.271 align:center You'll be washing dishes at other people's homes. 00:51:25.355 --> 00:51:28.105 align:center Grandma has only a few months left anyway. 00:51:29.396 --> 00:51:30.396 align:center And you, sister... 00:51:30.480 --> 00:51:33.271 align:center You'll be stitching clothes for others. 00:51:44.021 --> 00:51:45.271 align:center Cut the string. 00:51:49.605 --> 00:51:53.480 align:center Come on then, pack Uncle's things and start praying. 00:51:53.605 --> 00:51:55.480 align:center Son... do we really have to go right now? 00:51:55.521 --> 00:51:56.730 align:center Mummy, why are you panicking? 00:51:56.730 --> 00:51:58.480 align:center It's not like we are sending abroad through Donkey route. 00:51:58.521 --> 00:51:59.855 align:center But where will you keep him? 00:51:59.980 --> 00:52:01.355 align:center I've made all the arrangements. 00:52:01.480 --> 00:52:02.730 align:center No one goes there. 00:52:02.771 --> 00:52:04.730 align:center You can go see him anytime. 00:52:04.771 --> 00:52:05.480 align:center Alright. 00:52:06.230 --> 00:52:07.230 align:center Come on, Dad. 00:52:07.355 --> 00:52:08.521 align:center Time to leave that pillow, 00:52:08.730 --> 00:52:09.980 align:center For your address is changing. 00:52:10.480 --> 00:52:12.105 align:center "Pick him up...!" 00:52:14.355 --> 00:52:16.355 align:center What's the commotion about? 00:52:17.355 --> 00:52:19.730 align:center Stop, stop! Uncle's here. Don't panic. 00:52:19.896 --> 00:52:20.646 align:center Oh no. 00:52:20.730 --> 00:52:22.605 align:center Kartaar, where are you all going at this hour? 00:52:24.396 --> 00:52:25.105 align:center What? 00:52:25.771 --> 00:52:26.896 align:center Dad's sick. 00:52:27.105 --> 00:52:28.146 align:center We're taking him to the hospital. 00:52:28.230 --> 00:52:30.105 align:center Huh? Brother's sick? 00:52:30.271 --> 00:52:31.771 align:center I'll come along too. Let's go. 00:52:31.855 --> 00:52:34.021 align:center Come on, Uncle, this isn't a political rally. 00:52:34.105 --> 00:52:34.855 align:center Stay home. 00:52:35.146 --> 00:52:37.146 align:center You will need people there, nephew. 00:52:37.230 --> 00:52:38.230 align:center Why, are we not people? 00:52:38.271 --> 00:52:39.730 align:center There are already five inside. 00:52:39.855 --> 00:52:40.980 align:center Will you ride on the roof? Yeah. 00:52:41.105 --> 00:52:43.605 align:center I won't mind, if you drive properly. 00:52:43.771 --> 00:52:45.271 align:center Stop joking, Uncle. 00:52:45.480 --> 00:52:48.355 align:center Stay home, we'll call if needed. 00:52:48.480 --> 00:52:49.605 align:center Yes. 00:52:49.646 --> 00:52:51.771 align:center They're picking up old people in the city. 00:52:51.855 --> 00:52:53.980 align:center Stay with Grandma and guard her. 00:52:54.021 --> 00:52:54.480 align:center Yes. Yes. 00:52:54.521 --> 00:52:55.271 align:center Take care, we'll be back. 00:52:55.396 --> 00:52:58.021 align:center We'll be back, Uncle. He is impossible. 00:52:59.105 --> 00:53:00.480 align:center Kartaar, we're done for! 00:53:00.521 --> 00:53:02.480 align:center There is a police check post ahead! Mangal, stop them! 00:53:02.605 --> 00:53:04.605 align:center Stop, stop, stop. 00:53:04.730 --> 00:53:05.896 align:center Pull over! 00:53:11.355 --> 00:53:12.896 align:center What's your name, son? 00:53:12.980 --> 00:53:13.896 align:center K... K... K... 00:53:13.980 --> 00:53:14.896 align:center Kiran? 00:53:15.146 --> 00:53:17.980 align:center You're my Kirannn... 00:53:18.605 --> 00:53:19.646 align:center It's Kartaar Singh, sir. 00:53:21.105 --> 00:53:22.855 align:center You ruined my mood. 00:53:23.230 --> 00:53:26.105 align:center Where are you headed at midnight? 00:53:26.146 --> 00:53:27.355 align:center Hospital. Relatives' place. 00:53:27.730 --> 00:53:28.521 align:center Huh? 00:53:30.980 --> 00:53:33.605 align:center Hospital or relatives' place? 00:53:33.730 --> 00:53:35.355 align:center Our relatives run a hospital, sir. 00:53:37.271 --> 00:53:39.855 align:center Judging by your faces, looks more like... 00:53:39.980 --> 00:53:43.980 align:center your relatives run a roadside restaurant, not a hospital. 00:53:44.355 --> 00:53:46.480 align:center Step outside, son. 00:53:46.521 --> 00:53:48.355 align:center Let's inaugurate your hospital. 00:53:48.396 --> 00:53:49.271 align:center Come on. 00:53:49.355 --> 00:53:50.730 align:center Come on, son. 00:53:58.980 --> 00:54:01.230 align:center Seeing the police made him sleepy, huh? 00:54:01.730 --> 00:54:03.980 align:center Great acting! 00:54:05.355 --> 00:54:06.396 align:center Get up! 00:54:06.480 --> 00:54:08.980 align:center Come on, hero, wake up! 00:54:09.146 --> 00:54:11.771 align:center Sir, he's "walking" in a coma. 00:54:11.855 --> 00:54:13.855 align:center Then stop him, 00:54:13.980 --> 00:54:16.105 align:center otherwise he'll cross the border! 00:54:16.230 --> 00:54:19.980 align:center No, no sir, coma is an illness, like paralysis. 00:54:20.146 --> 00:54:22.105 align:center Whatever! 00:54:22.146 --> 00:54:23.396 align:center Tell me the truth. 00:54:23.605 --> 00:54:24.480 align:center Where are you going? 00:54:24.605 --> 00:54:26.021 align:center Sir, they cut the kite string. 00:54:26.355 --> 00:54:27.896 align:center I've got nothing to do with it. 00:54:31.855 --> 00:54:33.355 align:center Where did this "kite" come from? 00:54:33.480 --> 00:54:35.771 align:center Sir, my sister's mentally unstable. 00:54:35.896 --> 00:54:38.355 align:center One day she was flying kites, 00:54:38.480 --> 00:54:41.230 align:center and right in front of her, someone's throat was slit with a string. 00:54:41.271 --> 00:54:42.980 align:center Since then she keeps repeating it. 00:54:43.146 --> 00:54:43.855 align:center Right, Mom? 00:54:43.980 --> 00:54:44.855 align:center Yes, Brother. 00:54:44.896 --> 00:54:46.521 align:center Ever since that day she keeps saying, 00:54:46.605 --> 00:54:48.480 align:center "Cut the string, cut the string." 00:54:48.855 --> 00:54:49.480 align:center Yes. 00:54:49.521 --> 00:54:51.480 align:center I'm asking for the last time, 00:54:51.605 --> 00:54:53.771 align:center where are you really going? 00:54:53.855 --> 00:54:57.355 align:center Or I'll cut everyone's string tonight... 00:54:58.355 --> 00:54:59.021 align:center At the doctor's place. 00:55:00.355 --> 00:55:01.605 align:center At midnight? 00:55:02.896 --> 00:55:04.896 align:center The doctor called us at midnight, sir. 00:55:04.980 --> 00:55:07.230 align:center Why? Does he moonlight as a welder during the day? 00:55:07.480 --> 00:55:09.980 align:center I... Quiet. 00:55:10.230 --> 00:55:11.771 align:center I'm suspicious. 00:55:12.105 --> 00:55:12.855 align:center Mangal! 00:55:12.980 --> 00:55:13.771 align:center Yes, sir! 00:55:13.855 --> 00:55:15.980 align:center Drag all these "kites" out. 00:55:16.105 --> 00:55:16.896 align:center Okay, sir! 00:55:22.355 --> 00:55:23.480 align:center Sher Singh? 00:55:24.021 --> 00:55:26.021 align:center He's Sub-Inspector Sher Singh. 00:55:26.230 --> 00:55:27.855 align:center He's one of ours? 00:55:27.896 --> 00:55:29.146 align:center Yes, sir! Yes! 00:55:29.230 --> 00:55:30.355 align:center Dad is a police officer. 00:55:30.480 --> 00:55:33.480 align:center He was on duty when he had the accident and went into a coma. 00:55:33.521 --> 00:55:35.355 align:center We're taking him for a check-up. 00:55:35.521 --> 00:55:40.146 align:center Then hurry, otherwise doctors say, 00:55:40.355 --> 00:55:44.646 align:center "If you'd brought him ten minutes earlier, we could've saved him." 00:55:44.855 --> 00:55:47.480 align:center Only God understands these doctors. 00:55:48.896 --> 00:55:49.855 align:center Come on, Billa. 00:55:49.896 --> 00:55:50.730 align:center Hurry up. 00:55:50.771 --> 00:55:52.480 align:center But don't over speed. 00:55:52.605 --> 00:55:53.355 align:center Let's go. Go on. 00:55:53.480 --> 00:55:54.146 align:center That was close. Sat Sri Akal, sir. 00:55:54.230 --> 00:55:56.980 align:center Sat Sri Akal. Sat Sri Akal. Thank you, God, for saving us. 00:56:09.855 --> 00:56:10.855 align:center Oh, you guys are here? 00:56:10.980 --> 00:56:13.646 align:center Don't worry, I'll finish the job in two days. 00:56:13.730 --> 00:56:14.730 align:center "Finish the job?" 00:56:14.896 --> 00:56:15.896 align:center What's he saying? 00:56:15.980 --> 00:56:18.730 align:center You told me on the phone to "take care of the guy." 00:56:18.855 --> 00:56:19.980 align:center I didn't ask you to take care of him like that. 00:56:20.105 --> 00:56:21.230 align:center Just keep him here. 00:56:21.480 --> 00:56:22.605 align:center Just keep him here? 00:56:22.730 --> 00:56:24.355 align:center Fine, put him anywhere you want. 00:56:24.396 --> 00:56:25.230 align:center "Put him anywhere?" 00:56:25.355 --> 00:56:26.730 align:center Hey, he's my dad, not a cooler! 00:56:26.855 --> 00:56:28.771 align:center You need to keep him here and look after him. 00:56:28.855 --> 00:56:29.396 align:center Okay. 00:56:29.480 --> 00:56:31.605 align:center Like your own father. Got it? 00:56:31.646 --> 00:56:35.771 align:center Got it, I'll serve him so well if he calls me once, I'll listen twice. 00:56:35.855 --> 00:56:37.230 align:center If he signals with his hand, I'll come running. 00:56:37.271 --> 00:56:39.396 align:center If he kicks me I'll take it. Anything else? 00:56:39.480 --> 00:56:42.105 align:center He can't do any of that, he's in a coma. 00:56:42.146 --> 00:56:43.105 align:center But he is right here. 00:56:43.230 --> 00:56:46.105 align:center Coma isn't a vacation spot, it's an illness. 00:56:46.146 --> 00:56:48.105 align:center He cannot move around. 00:56:48.146 --> 00:56:49.355 align:center Then why bring him here? 00:56:49.396 --> 00:56:50.605 align:center Why not keep him at home? 00:56:50.646 --> 00:56:51.646 align:center Are you going somewhere? 00:56:51.730 --> 00:56:53.521 align:center His horoscope says, 00:56:53.605 --> 00:56:57.730 align:center if we keep him in a miserable place, he'll recover faster. 00:56:57.771 --> 00:56:58.605 align:center Got it. 00:56:58.646 --> 00:56:59.730 align:center You have picked the perfect spot. 00:56:59.771 --> 00:57:02.230 align:center I'll starve him! I'll punch you! 00:57:02.271 --> 00:57:03.480 align:center What nonsense is this? 00:57:04.480 --> 00:57:07.230 align:center He's fine, there's just a language barrier. 00:57:07.396 --> 00:57:09.355 align:center Yes... I don't know Punjabi. 00:57:09.396 --> 00:57:10.230 align:center What's your name? 00:57:10.355 --> 00:57:10.980 align:center Raju. 00:57:11.021 --> 00:57:15.105 align:center Raju, keep him here and take good care of him. 00:57:15.230 --> 00:57:15.855 align:center Yes. 00:57:15.980 --> 00:57:17.730 align:center Brother, I have a job... 00:57:17.771 --> 00:57:18.771 align:center What's your salary? 00:57:19.355 --> 00:57:20.896 align:center Ten... 12,000. 00:57:23.271 --> 00:57:25.146 align:center Here is 15,000 rupees. 00:57:26.480 --> 00:57:27.355 align:center Don't worry, sir. 00:57:27.480 --> 00:57:29.146 align:center For this much I'll give him the full spa treatment. 00:57:29.230 --> 00:57:31.480 align:center I've done a beauty course! 00:57:31.605 --> 00:57:32.355 align:center Dad... 00:57:33.980 --> 00:57:35.396 align:center I don't feel good about this, 00:57:35.730 --> 00:57:37.105 align:center but we have no choice. 00:57:39.480 --> 00:57:41.771 align:center Mom, we'll do the last rites tomorrow at 12. 00:57:41.855 --> 00:57:43.105 align:center We'll have to do rites too? 00:57:43.230 --> 00:57:46.355 align:center How else will people know Uncle passed away? 00:57:46.480 --> 00:57:47.980 align:center We'll just say he's missing. Yes. 00:57:48.105 --> 00:57:51.105 align:center Compassionate jobs are for death cases, not missing persons. 00:57:51.230 --> 00:57:52.480 align:center Then whose rites will we perform? 00:57:52.521 --> 00:57:53.980 align:center We'll manage. 00:57:54.771 --> 00:57:55.605 align:center An unclaimed body? 00:57:55.730 --> 00:57:56.980 align:center Why do you need it, Billa? 00:57:57.105 --> 00:57:59.396 align:center Bro, we just have to cremate it, not marry it. 00:57:59.480 --> 00:58:00.355 align:center If you have one, tell me. 00:58:00.605 --> 00:58:01.730 align:center There is a body... 00:58:01.980 --> 00:58:02.980 align:center but I can't give it. 00:58:03.230 --> 00:58:04.605 align:center My job is at stake. 00:58:04.646 --> 00:58:06.355 align:center My job is on the line too. 00:58:06.396 --> 00:58:07.271 align:center Meaning? 00:58:07.355 --> 00:58:07.980 align:center Leave it... 00:58:08.021 --> 00:58:09.980 align:center I'll give you 50,000 rupees. 00:58:10.105 --> 00:58:10.980 align:center Then consider it done. 00:58:11.021 --> 00:58:12.605 align:center You said he's your friend. 00:58:12.730 --> 00:58:13.855 align:center Turns out his only true friend is money. 00:58:14.146 --> 00:58:14.980 align:center Let's go. 00:58:15.230 --> 00:58:16.646 align:center Here's your unclaimed body. 00:58:17.730 --> 00:58:19.230 align:center This is a woman! 00:58:19.480 --> 00:58:21.105 align:center We don't order corpses from a menu. 00:58:21.230 --> 00:58:22.480 align:center We take what we get. 00:58:22.646 --> 00:58:23.396 align:center Now what, Billa? 00:58:23.771 --> 00:58:24.896 align:center Relax. Don't worry. 00:58:24.980 --> 00:58:27.480 align:center Once it's wrapped, no one will know the difference. 00:58:27.521 --> 00:58:28.146 align:center Hmm. 00:58:29.605 --> 00:58:31.480 align:center Be careful. Make sure no one finds out. 00:58:33.896 --> 00:58:36.980 align:center What illness did Brother have? 00:58:37.646 --> 00:58:39.896 align:center He looks "hot" post death. 00:58:40.605 --> 00:58:41.896 align:center What nonsense, Uncle! 00:58:42.771 --> 00:58:46.855 align:center Son... Brother's whole shape has changed. 00:58:46.980 --> 00:58:49.105 align:center Disease eats a person up. 00:58:49.480 --> 00:58:52.021 align:center But why is he shorter? 00:58:52.355 --> 00:58:54.396 align:center Illness doesn't shrink height. 00:58:54.980 --> 00:58:58.230 align:center Uncle, Dad had a height infection. 00:58:58.980 --> 00:59:01.105 align:center He lost three inches. 00:59:01.355 --> 00:59:04.355 align:center He'd lose an inch every ten minutes! 00:59:04.396 --> 00:59:07.771 align:center Let's cremate him now, before he disappears completely. 00:59:07.855 --> 00:59:09.980 align:center Let me see my brother's face... 00:59:10.021 --> 00:59:11.855 align:center I'll go with him. 00:59:11.980 --> 00:59:14.896 align:center Uncle, is he leaving on a scooter that you want to hop on back? 00:59:14.980 --> 00:59:16.480 align:center Act wise. 00:59:17.146 --> 00:59:21.771 align:center "Your brother-in-law has a heart like an ocean, sister-in-law." 00:59:21.855 --> 00:59:25.896 align:center Now who will I party with? 00:59:29.521 --> 00:59:30.230 align:center Yes, Bhime? 00:59:30.355 --> 00:59:32.105 align:center The unclaimed body you took... 00:59:32.230 --> 00:59:33.855 align:center Yes? Her family found out about it. 00:59:33.896 --> 00:59:35.230 align:center They're coming to stop the cremation. 00:59:35.396 --> 00:59:38.980 align:center I want to see my brother's face! Huh? 00:59:39.021 --> 00:59:41.646 align:center How did this happen? "Pick him up!" 00:59:41.730 --> 00:59:43.480 align:center I want to see my brother's face! 01:00:23.855 --> 01:00:25.730 align:center They're coming alone to perform the rites? 01:00:26.605 --> 01:00:27.980 align:center Come on, let's go. 01:00:36.521 --> 01:00:37.980 align:center Bang on target! 01:00:38.980 --> 01:00:42.230 align:center Hurry up, Billa! Come on, come on, get it. 01:00:45.480 --> 01:00:46.480 align:center Go for it. 01:00:49.355 --> 01:00:50.355 align:center Bang on target! 01:00:55.355 --> 01:00:56.396 align:center Dad... 01:00:56.646 --> 01:00:57.646 align:center Nimmo. 01:00:58.480 --> 01:00:59.521 align:center Dad... 01:01:00.646 --> 01:01:01.230 align:center Where are you going? 01:01:01.271 --> 01:01:02.480 align:center I want to mourn too! 01:01:02.605 --> 01:01:03.605 align:center Uncle! 01:01:03.855 --> 01:01:05.230 align:center It's my father who died. 01:01:05.355 --> 01:01:07.105 align:center The mourning rights are mine. 01:01:11.230 --> 01:01:13.480 align:center Go, go, go away. Infection will spread! 01:01:13.521 --> 01:01:16.105 align:center Go away. Stay away. 01:01:16.230 --> 01:01:21.021 align:center Infection will spread! Go away! 01:01:29.480 --> 01:01:30.605 align:center "Gabbar!" 01:01:33.896 --> 01:01:34.980 align:center "Gabbar!" 01:01:38.230 --> 01:01:39.480 align:center "Gabbar!" 01:01:41.730 --> 01:01:42.980 align:center Mother, you died? 01:01:44.605 --> 01:01:46.771 align:center Where's the fire? What were you in such a hurry to die? 01:01:46.855 --> 01:01:48.855 align:center Brother, the fire is still burning. 01:01:49.521 --> 01:01:51.980 align:center Brother, should I pour water on it? 01:01:52.021 --> 01:01:53.105 align:center No. 01:01:54.105 --> 01:01:55.980 align:center My mother was scared of bathing. 01:01:56.021 --> 01:01:58.271 align:center She'd take two days to dry. 01:01:58.855 --> 01:02:00.271 align:center Why soak her now? 01:02:00.521 --> 01:02:01.730 align:center Let her go. 01:02:02.355 --> 01:02:04.980 align:center You know how much my mother loved me? 01:02:05.230 --> 01:02:06.730 align:center She always said: 01:02:07.230 --> 01:02:08.730 align:center "Son, watching you, 01:02:08.855 --> 01:02:12.480 align:center I understand why some animals eat their young." 01:02:12.771 --> 01:02:13.771 align:center Mother... 01:02:14.605 --> 01:02:19.146 align:center "A mother is irreplaceable..." 01:02:19.355 --> 01:02:23.730 align:center "A mother is the coolest shade..." 01:02:23.896 --> 01:02:26.980 align:center "No one can love you like a mother..." 01:02:27.105 --> 01:02:27.980 align:center Kuldeep! 01:02:28.146 --> 01:02:29.105 align:center Manak! 01:02:29.271 --> 01:02:31.771 align:center Find out who did this to my mother. 01:02:32.396 --> 01:02:34.021 align:center Brother, do you want us to kidnap a person? 01:02:34.105 --> 01:02:35.355 align:center No. A mother. 01:02:35.480 --> 01:02:36.896 align:center A mother for a mother. 01:02:36.980 --> 01:02:39.146 align:center What if he doesn't have a mother? 01:02:39.230 --> 01:02:40.230 align:center I didn't think of that. 01:02:40.271 --> 01:02:42.105 align:center Then we'll steal lentils... 01:02:42.146 --> 01:02:43.355 align:center Or beans. 01:02:43.480 --> 01:02:46.646 align:center No! I want revenge, not groceries! 01:02:46.730 --> 01:02:47.605 align:center Okay, Brother. 01:02:48.146 --> 01:02:50.605 align:center His mother to replace mine. 01:02:52.271 --> 01:02:53.021 align:center Let's go. 01:02:53.480 --> 01:02:54.230 align:center "Gabbar!" 01:02:56.980 --> 01:02:57.730 align:center "Gabbar!" 01:03:00.355 --> 01:03:01.105 align:center "Gabbar!" 01:03:03.355 --> 01:03:05.771 align:center Billa, whose mother did you cremate? 01:03:05.855 --> 01:03:07.646 align:center They'll kill us now! 01:03:07.730 --> 01:03:08.980 align:center Relax, nothing will happen. 01:03:09.105 --> 01:03:10.230 align:center How can you say nothing will happen? 01:03:10.271 --> 01:03:12.480 align:center Did you see how dangerous they look? 01:03:12.605 --> 01:03:16.605 align:center Those who can't protect their own mother can't hurt anyone. 01:03:16.730 --> 01:03:18.480 align:center Your job is confirmed. 01:03:18.605 --> 01:03:21.646 align:center Once you become an officer, you can arrest and thrash them. 01:03:21.771 --> 01:03:23.521 align:center You'll hear real sirens then. 01:03:23.896 --> 01:03:25.105 align:center Pee... Poo. 01:03:25.230 --> 01:03:27.355 align:center Pee... Poo. Pee... Paa... Poo. 01:03:35.355 --> 01:03:37.605 align:center Congratulations, Kartaar Singh. Thank you, sir. 01:03:37.855 --> 01:03:40.855 align:center Sir, I've only got two stars, whereas you have three? 01:03:41.730 --> 01:03:42.480 align:center Don't worry. 01:03:42.605 --> 01:03:44.605 align:center Give it another 20 or 22 years, you'll have three stars too. 01:03:45.980 --> 01:03:47.105 align:center Welcome to the force. 01:03:47.105 --> 01:03:48.605 align:center Thank you, sir! Kartaar Singh, 01:03:48.855 --> 01:03:50.355 align:center we are proud of you. 01:03:50.730 --> 01:03:51.605 align:center Proud? 01:03:51.855 --> 01:03:53.105 align:center For what, sir? 01:03:53.480 --> 01:03:54.355 align:center No, no. 01:03:54.480 --> 01:03:56.230 align:center Maybe not today... 01:03:56.605 --> 01:03:58.605 align:center But someday, for something. 01:03:59.355 --> 01:04:02.855 align:center Look, our reputation wasn't great before. 01:04:02.855 --> 01:04:05.480 align:center But ever since the new generation joined, 01:04:05.605 --> 01:04:07.855 align:center our public image has skyrocketed. Keep it that way, alright? 01:04:07.980 --> 01:04:10.980 align:center No bribery. Ever. 01:04:11.105 --> 01:04:13.605 align:center Sir, I don't even go near bribes. 01:04:13.730 --> 01:04:15.980 align:center Suppose if someone is bribing someone over there... 01:04:16.355 --> 01:04:17.855 align:center I just stand and say, "Brother, go ahead." 01:04:17.855 --> 01:04:19.480 align:center "Once the work is done, I leave." 01:04:19.605 --> 01:04:20.980 align:center Good boy. 01:04:21.730 --> 01:04:24.355 align:center Earn money through hard work. Yes, sir. 01:04:24.480 --> 01:04:26.855 align:center Finish your training period. Yes, sir. 01:04:26.980 --> 01:04:29.230 align:center Then I'll also teach you the "Medical Business." 01:04:29.355 --> 01:04:31.355 align:center You can work on it on the side. 01:04:32.105 --> 01:04:32.855 align:center Alright, sir. 01:04:32.980 --> 01:04:33.730 align:center Alright. 01:04:34.480 --> 01:04:35.480 align:center Excuse me. 01:04:35.855 --> 01:04:36.605 align:center Come here for a second. 01:04:36.605 --> 01:04:38.980 align:center There's a little formality... 01:04:38.980 --> 01:04:40.230 align:center Known as a salute. 01:04:40.230 --> 01:04:41.480 align:center Okay, do that. 01:04:42.105 --> 01:04:43.730 align:center No, no, I don't have to salute! 01:04:43.730 --> 01:04:45.355 align:center Okay. I'm the senior officer. 01:04:45.355 --> 01:04:46.855 align:center You salute me. Oh, okay. 01:04:47.105 --> 01:04:47.980 align:center Sir! 01:04:49.480 --> 01:04:51.355 align:center Easy, son. You're scaring me. 01:04:51.480 --> 01:04:52.105 align:center Sir! 01:04:52.230 --> 01:04:53.105 align:center It's okay. 01:04:53.230 --> 01:04:54.855 align:center Sat Sri Akal. Sat Sri Akal. 01:04:55.355 --> 01:04:58.230 align:center Did you send the medicine packets to Lekh Raj? 01:04:58.355 --> 01:05:00.105 align:center Sir, they'll be couriered today. 01:05:00.105 --> 01:05:02.230 align:center Duty never stops, son. 01:05:02.480 --> 01:05:03.855 align:center But you need to be careful with the medicines. 01:05:03.980 --> 01:05:05.355 align:center The packets must never be late. 01:05:05.480 --> 01:05:06.355 align:center Yes, sir! 01:05:14.230 --> 01:05:14.980 align:center Sir. 01:05:15.105 --> 01:05:15.980 align:center What is your name? 01:05:16.105 --> 01:05:16.730 align:center Lakhan. 01:05:16.855 --> 01:05:19.355 align:center Lakhan, do you think I'm some two-bit banana eating officer? 01:05:19.480 --> 01:05:20.855 align:center I'm giving it because it makes me happy. 01:05:20.855 --> 01:05:24.605 align:center Lakhan, you need to know... what makes the government "happy." 01:05:24.730 --> 01:05:28.605 align:center Just like the government knows what makes "you" happy. 01:05:31.730 --> 01:05:33.230 align:center Two kilos of dragon fruit. 01:05:33.355 --> 01:05:34.730 align:center Two kilos of imported mangoes. 01:05:34.855 --> 01:05:36.480 align:center And two kilos of kiwi. 01:05:36.730 --> 01:05:39.230 align:center Sometimes the government's battery gets low, this recharges them. 01:05:39.355 --> 01:05:39.980 align:center Kiwi? 01:05:40.105 --> 01:05:40.980 align:center Eat a little yourself, too. 01:05:41.105 --> 01:05:43.355 align:center Your battery looks a little low, as well. 01:05:44.480 --> 01:05:46.855 align:center I'll pack it up. What does that mean? 01:05:47.105 --> 01:05:48.230 align:center Should I cut it up and feed you? 01:05:48.355 --> 01:05:50.230 align:center Idiot... deliver it to his house. 01:05:50.230 --> 01:05:53.480 align:center Does Kartaar Singh look good riding a bike with fruits? 01:05:53.730 --> 01:05:55.480 align:center This is a Bullet, not a rickshaw! 01:05:56.480 --> 01:05:58.730 align:center This guy turned out to be shadier than his father. 01:05:58.855 --> 01:06:01.230 align:center Seems the shock of losing his father hit him hard. 01:06:05.855 --> 01:06:06.980 align:center Brother... 01:06:06.980 --> 01:06:09.105 align:center Did you get your father's job? 01:06:09.355 --> 01:06:10.605 align:center You look great. 01:06:10.855 --> 01:06:12.730 align:center Congratulations! 01:06:12.855 --> 01:06:14.105 align:center You got a new job or something? 01:06:14.105 --> 01:06:16.355 align:center Neighbours just had a son, not us. 01:06:16.480 --> 01:06:17.730 align:center Sir, I'll even beg if needed. 01:06:18.105 --> 01:06:19.355 align:center Just give me my money. 01:06:19.605 --> 01:06:20.230 align:center What money? 01:06:20.355 --> 01:06:22.480 align:center The money for the paint job I did. Your father told me... 01:06:22.605 --> 01:06:24.230 align:center I'm owed 150,000 rupees. 01:06:24.480 --> 01:06:25.730 align:center But Dad never told me that. 01:06:25.730 --> 01:06:26.855 align:center I'm telling you now. 01:06:26.980 --> 01:06:27.980 align:center Are you my father? 01:06:28.105 --> 01:06:30.355 align:center Sir, I swear on my paint colours, I'm telling the truth. 01:06:31.355 --> 01:06:32.605 align:center Come to the police station tomorrow morning. 01:06:32.730 --> 01:06:34.605 align:center You'll pay me there? 01:06:34.855 --> 01:06:36.855 align:center I'll file a report on you there. 01:06:36.980 --> 01:06:37.730 align:center Report? 01:06:37.855 --> 01:06:39.105 align:center For drugs. Drugs? 01:06:39.105 --> 01:06:40.480 align:center Cocaine. Cocaine? 01:06:40.730 --> 01:06:43.230 align:center I'll shove 32 cases on you. Thirty-two! 01:06:43.605 --> 01:06:44.355 align:center Thirty-two? 01:06:44.355 --> 01:06:46.980 align:center I mean exactly what you think. 01:06:46.980 --> 01:06:47.730 align:center Get lost. 01:06:47.730 --> 01:06:49.230 align:center Don't ever show your face in this village again. 01:06:49.230 --> 01:06:50.730 align:center Or I'll lock you up and throw away the key. 01:06:50.855 --> 01:06:52.480 align:center Sir... the law is indeed blind! 01:06:52.480 --> 01:06:54.105 align:center This isn't blind justice. 01:06:54.230 --> 01:06:55.730 align:center This is dirty justice. 01:06:55.855 --> 01:06:56.730 align:center Go. 01:07:05.605 --> 01:07:08.980 align:center Mom, brother looks so good in uniform. 01:07:10.105 --> 01:07:12.230 align:center Just like his father. 01:07:12.230 --> 01:07:15.980 align:center Son, your father always wanted you to join the police. 01:07:16.230 --> 01:07:19.855 align:center If he were home today... he'd be so happy. 01:07:21.105 --> 01:07:23.105 align:center God bless you, my child. 01:07:36.105 --> 01:07:38.230 align:center Sub-Inspector Kartaar Singh reporting, sir! 01:07:39.355 --> 01:07:40.230 align:center Dad... 01:07:40.355 --> 01:07:42.105 align:center how do I look in the uniform? 01:07:42.480 --> 01:07:45.105 align:center Mom said I look just like you. 01:07:45.355 --> 01:07:46.480 align:center I told her, "Come on..." 01:07:46.605 --> 01:07:48.605 align:center "Let's compete with Dad." 01:07:48.730 --> 01:07:50.355 align:center "Let's see who wins." 01:07:51.605 --> 01:07:52.855 align:center Dad, look here... 01:07:54.105 --> 01:07:55.105 align:center Smile a little. 01:07:55.980 --> 01:07:56.980 align:center Nice. 01:07:58.230 --> 01:08:00.980 align:center Mom was totally lying, Dad. 01:08:01.105 --> 01:08:03.355 align:center I am a hundred times better looking than you! 01:08:03.355 --> 01:08:04.855 align:center Just look at your belly! 01:08:04.980 --> 01:08:06.355 align:center I'm perfectly fit. 01:08:08.105 --> 01:08:10.105 align:center You know why your belly is so big? 01:08:10.355 --> 01:08:12.230 align:center You sit in a chair all day. 01:08:13.980 --> 01:08:15.230 align:center Get up, Dad. 01:08:16.105 --> 01:08:18.605 align:center I've enjoyed life because of you. 01:08:19.980 --> 01:08:22.605 align:center Now it's your turn to enjoy life because of your son. 01:08:25.605 --> 01:08:29.730 align:center Get well soon, Dad. "Mastaani shakes to Bhojpuri beats..." 01:08:29.855 --> 01:08:30.855 align:center Dad, run... it's the police! 01:08:30.980 --> 01:08:32.355 align:center Raju, it's me. 01:08:33.230 --> 01:08:34.355 align:center Kartaar...? 01:08:34.605 --> 01:08:36.105 align:center Brother, you're police now? 01:08:36.855 --> 01:08:37.980 align:center Dad, I'm heading out. 01:08:38.605 --> 01:08:39.605 align:center Take care of him. 01:08:40.105 --> 01:08:40.855 align:center Yes, of course. 01:08:40.980 --> 01:08:42.105 align:center Just taking him for a walk. 01:08:42.355 --> 01:08:43.230 align:center Let's go, Dad. 01:08:44.605 --> 01:08:46.855 align:center Wow, Mr. DC (Deputy Commissioner), you look great. 01:08:47.230 --> 01:08:49.980 align:center Not DC, I was recruited as a Sub-Inspector. 01:08:50.230 --> 01:08:52.605 align:center But when I don't consider myself below the rank of SP (Superintendent of Police)... 01:08:52.730 --> 01:08:54.980 align:center how can I see my man as less than a DC? 01:08:55.105 --> 01:08:58.480 align:center Alright then, SP, what can this DC do for you? 01:08:58.605 --> 01:09:01.355 align:center The SP's order is that your sister-in-law is getting married. 01:09:01.355 --> 01:09:03.855 align:center And you are on celebration duty. 01:09:03.855 --> 01:09:05.480 align:center As soon as this Jatt put on the uniform, 01:09:05.480 --> 01:09:07.605 align:center he raided three liquor factories. 01:09:07.605 --> 01:09:10.480 align:center All that booze is for the sister's wedding. 01:09:10.855 --> 01:09:11.355 align:center Sister? 01:09:11.480 --> 01:09:13.605 align:center Your sister is my sister. Same thing. 01:09:13.605 --> 01:09:15.855 align:center So, did you book a car for the sister's wedding, brother? 01:09:15.855 --> 01:09:17.105 align:center Brother? Yes. 01:09:17.230 --> 01:09:18.605 align:center Her brother is my brother. 01:09:18.730 --> 01:09:19.355 align:center Same thing. 01:09:19.480 --> 01:09:20.355 align:center No, no, no way. 01:09:20.480 --> 01:09:21.480 align:center Those are two very different things. 01:09:21.605 --> 01:09:23.105 align:center Then the other route is better. Which one? 01:09:23.230 --> 01:09:24.605 align:center A sister-in-law is like a half-wife. 01:09:24.730 --> 01:09:27.355 align:center Her wedding will be lit, by the DC and his wife. 01:09:35.480 --> 01:09:39.605 align:center "The moment I lift my veil to see, people salute me." 01:09:39.855 --> 01:09:43.105 align:center "My face is like a fruit, fresh and sweet." 01:09:43.230 --> 01:09:46.855 align:center "There's no flower in the garden like you," 01:09:46.980 --> 01:09:48.230 align:center "There's no one like you," 01:09:48.230 --> 01:09:54.105 align:center "But to see you and..." 01:09:55.355 --> 01:09:58.980 align:center "Have you near me is feels priceless too." 01:09:58.980 --> 01:10:02.730 align:center "Have you near me is feels priceless too." 01:10:02.730 --> 01:10:06.480 align:center "Have you near me is feels priceless too." 01:10:06.605 --> 01:10:09.855 align:center "Have you near me is feels priceless too." 01:10:11.355 --> 01:10:15.480 align:center "Dresses don't look as good on other as they look on me," 01:10:15.605 --> 01:10:18.980 align:center "I have got peacock feathers printed on them for free." 01:10:19.230 --> 01:10:22.980 align:center "I steal everyone's heart," 01:10:22.980 --> 01:10:26.480 align:center "With the sparkle in my eye, by God." 01:10:26.480 --> 01:10:30.105 align:center Your beauty has no compare, it's true," 01:10:30.230 --> 01:10:31.355 align:center "It's true," 01:10:31.355 --> 01:10:36.730 align:center "But to see you and..." 01:10:38.480 --> 01:10:42.105 align:center "Have you near me is feels priceless too." 01:10:42.105 --> 01:10:45.855 align:center "Have you near me is feels priceless too." 01:10:45.855 --> 01:10:49.605 align:center "Have you near me is feels priceless too." 01:10:49.605 --> 01:10:52.980 align:center "Have you near me is feels priceless too." 01:11:09.605 --> 01:11:13.230 align:center "I'm sweet like milk, soft and white," 01:11:13.230 --> 01:11:16.855 align:center "Like springtime flowers in full delight." 01:11:16.980 --> 01:11:20.855 align:center "A young girl doesn't shine without romance," 01:11:20.855 --> 01:11:24.480 align:center "That rosy glow comes from love's chance." 01:11:24.605 --> 01:11:28.105 align:center "I promise you a ring worth a fortune one day," 01:11:28.230 --> 01:11:31.980 align:center "You'll carry it around, a memory to stay." 01:11:32.105 --> 01:11:35.605 align:center "No one walks like you, that's a fact," 01:11:35.855 --> 01:11:38.855 align:center "In this whole world, no one has your tact." 01:11:38.980 --> 01:11:43.230 align:center "You couldn't praise me enough, could you?" 01:11:43.355 --> 01:11:44.480 align:center "Could you?" 01:11:44.480 --> 01:11:49.855 align:center "But to see you and..." 01:11:51.605 --> 01:11:55.105 align:center "Have you near me is feels priceless too." 01:11:55.355 --> 01:11:58.855 align:center "Have you near me is feels priceless too." 01:11:58.980 --> 01:12:02.730 align:center "Have you near me is feels priceless too." 01:12:02.730 --> 01:12:06.480 align:center "Have you near me is feels priceless too." 01:12:08.230 --> 01:12:09.855 align:center Take it, Aunty. It's my birthday today. 01:12:09.980 --> 01:12:11.480 align:center A blanket? Dear, if you're giving a gift, 01:12:11.605 --> 01:12:12.730 align:center give something decent. 01:12:12.730 --> 01:12:14.105 align:center This worked twenty years ago. 01:12:14.230 --> 01:12:15.730 align:center Step back or... I'll hit you with my elbow. 01:12:15.855 --> 01:12:16.855 align:center Alright Aunty, take this for now. 01:12:16.980 --> 01:12:18.355 align:center Next time I'll take you to a showroom. 01:12:18.480 --> 01:12:19.355 align:center Okay, dear. 01:12:19.980 --> 01:12:20.855 align:center Aunty... 01:12:21.855 --> 01:12:22.855 align:center Thank you. 01:12:26.230 --> 01:12:28.980 align:center Sister, show me another colour. 01:12:29.355 --> 01:12:30.105 align:center Another colour? 01:12:30.230 --> 01:12:32.105 align:center Okay, forget it. Give one for my father, too. 01:12:32.230 --> 01:12:33.355 align:center Call him here. 01:12:33.605 --> 01:12:35.230 align:center Call him all you want, he won't come. 01:12:35.355 --> 01:12:36.105 align:center He's stubborn? 01:12:36.105 --> 01:12:37.230 align:center No, not stubborn. 01:12:37.230 --> 01:12:38.355 align:center He's been in a coma for days. 01:12:38.480 --> 01:12:40.230 align:center You're lying just for a free blanket? 01:12:40.355 --> 01:12:41.480 align:center Just for a blanket? 01:12:41.480 --> 01:12:42.230 align:center Amazing! 01:12:42.355 --> 01:12:43.980 align:center First, you're distributing blankets in the peak of summer. 01:12:44.105 --> 01:12:45.730 align:center And on top of that, you're doubting my honesty! 01:12:45.730 --> 01:12:46.730 align:center Come, I'll show you. 01:12:46.980 --> 01:12:48.980 align:center The proof of the pudding is in the eating. 01:12:49.105 --> 01:12:50.230 align:center Come on, follow me. 01:12:50.605 --> 01:12:52.605 align:center Hey, watch your step or you'll break your legs! 01:12:52.855 --> 01:12:54.730 align:center Look at today's world... 01:12:55.105 --> 01:12:56.980 align:center People don't trust anyone anymore. 01:12:57.355 --> 01:12:59.730 align:center Here. See for yourself. He's in a coma. 01:12:59.980 --> 01:13:02.230 align:center Prick him with a needle, he won't react. 01:13:02.355 --> 01:13:03.605 align:center He looks like a Punjabi guy. 01:13:03.730 --> 01:13:05.480 align:center So what? Can Punjabis not go into a coma? 01:13:05.480 --> 01:13:08.730 align:center I mean... he doesn't look like your father. 01:13:09.105 --> 01:13:11.855 align:center Actually, the thing is... my father was a truck driver. 01:13:12.105 --> 01:13:13.480 align:center And my mother was from Uttar Pradesh. 01:13:13.605 --> 01:13:16.355 align:center One day Dad saw Mom, Mom saw Dad... 01:13:16.855 --> 01:13:19.855 align:center Life gave a push, smoke rose, and sparks flew. 01:13:20.105 --> 01:13:21.605 align:center And from those sparks... I was born. 01:13:21.730 --> 01:13:23.980 align:center Should I submit a DNA report for a blanket? 01:13:24.105 --> 01:13:25.980 align:center No, no, take the blanket. 01:13:25.980 --> 01:13:27.355 align:center Give it here. By the way, what work do you do? 01:13:27.480 --> 01:13:27.980 align:center Work...? 01:13:28.105 --> 01:13:29.480 align:center These days I'm stuck with this old man... 01:13:29.605 --> 01:13:30.355 align:center Old man? Huh? 01:13:31.355 --> 01:13:34.605 align:center I mean... is there any greater work than serving your parents? 01:13:34.605 --> 01:13:36.605 align:center But how do you survive? 01:13:36.730 --> 01:13:37.730 align:center Survive...? 01:13:38.105 --> 01:13:40.980 align:center God has promised two meals a day. 01:13:41.105 --> 01:13:44.105 align:center The rest depends on brothers and sisters like you. 01:13:44.480 --> 01:13:46.105 align:center Will you work in our fields? 01:13:46.105 --> 01:13:47.980 align:center No, no... I can't leave Dad. 01:13:48.105 --> 01:13:49.480 align:center Take Dad along, too. 01:13:49.480 --> 01:13:50.730 align:center We'll give you a room there. 01:13:50.855 --> 01:13:53.480 align:center You can work in the fields and earn some money. 01:13:53.605 --> 01:13:54.480 align:center Right? 01:13:54.605 --> 01:13:55.980 align:center Give me a minute to think. 01:13:56.980 --> 01:13:58.105 align:center Okay... deal accepted. 01:13:58.230 --> 01:13:59.730 align:center Come on, Dad... We're shifting! 01:13:59.855 --> 01:14:00.605 align:center Listen up... 01:14:00.855 --> 01:14:01.355 align:center Yes! 01:14:01.355 --> 01:14:03.105 align:center All your mistakes will be forgiven. 01:14:03.230 --> 01:14:04.730 align:center But if you ever serve cold tea, 01:14:04.855 --> 01:14:06.480 align:center then know that we can turn a body cold without even using ice. 01:14:06.605 --> 01:14:08.355 align:center Don't worry about the tea, sir. 01:14:08.480 --> 01:14:10.355 align:center If you say so, I'll pour it straight into your mouth. 01:14:10.730 --> 01:14:12.105 align:center And if you want it extra hot, 01:14:12.105 --> 01:14:14.605 align:center I'll feed the milk, sugar, and tea, put you directly to the stove. 01:14:14.730 --> 01:14:16.355 align:center I promise there'll be no lack of service. 01:14:16.480 --> 01:14:17.230 align:center Remember this. 01:14:17.355 --> 01:14:19.980 align:center Or the service we provide takes you to heaven. 01:14:19.980 --> 01:14:20.980 align:center Sir, 01:14:21.480 --> 01:14:23.730 align:center why does it feel like you're threatening me? 01:14:24.355 --> 01:14:27.105 align:center Anyway, at least you're giving something, and not taking. 01:14:27.355 --> 01:14:27.855 align:center Go. 01:14:27.980 --> 01:14:29.730 align:center Should I go, sir? Leave. 01:14:34.605 --> 01:14:36.105 align:center You have done a good deed. 01:14:36.355 --> 01:14:37.730 align:center We needed manpower at home. 01:14:37.730 --> 01:14:39.230 align:center You have earned yourself a good deed. 01:14:39.355 --> 01:14:41.605 align:center Your daughter has started another good deed, 01:14:41.605 --> 01:14:42.855 align:center should we complete that too? 01:14:42.855 --> 01:14:43.855 align:center What is it, dear? 01:14:43.980 --> 01:14:46.480 align:center Kartaar called. His family wants to meet us. 01:14:46.480 --> 01:14:47.730 align:center That's great. 01:14:47.730 --> 01:14:48.605 align:center Shall we invite them tomorrow? 01:14:48.730 --> 01:14:49.605 align:center Call them! 01:14:51.480 --> 01:14:54.980 align:center If brother were here today, he'd be very happy. 01:14:55.105 --> 01:14:56.980 align:center Wherever he is, he must be happy. 01:14:57.105 --> 01:15:02.355 align:center Nephew, I miss my brother a lot on such happy occasions. 01:15:02.605 --> 01:15:03.605 align:center Brother... 01:15:03.730 --> 01:15:05.605 align:center What happened, Nephew? Why did you stop the car? 01:15:05.605 --> 01:15:07.980 align:center Uncle, we will delay the celebrations by an hour. 01:15:08.105 --> 01:15:09.230 align:center You cry as much as you want first. 01:15:09.730 --> 01:15:11.355 align:center No, no, keep driving. 01:15:11.480 --> 01:15:12.480 align:center No, no, you cry your heart out. 01:15:12.480 --> 01:15:14.730 align:center If you are missing someone else then cry for them too. 01:15:14.855 --> 01:15:16.605 align:center Post a story, "Feeling sad." 01:15:16.730 --> 01:15:19.230 align:center Gen Z, did you come into this world just to cry? 01:15:19.355 --> 01:15:21.730 align:center It's an auspicious day and you're making everyone emotional. 01:15:21.730 --> 01:15:23.480 align:center Swear on your brother, if you cry again... 01:15:23.605 --> 01:15:24.855 align:center Okay, Sister-in-law, 01:15:24.855 --> 01:15:26.355 align:center I won't cry anymore. Make him swear. 01:15:26.480 --> 01:15:28.480 align:center Who knows his sad-song playlist might start playing there. 01:15:28.855 --> 01:15:31.230 align:center Now should I swear on the sauce? 01:15:31.480 --> 01:15:32.980 align:center Come on, Nephew. Let's go. 01:15:34.355 --> 01:15:35.355 align:center Here you go, Brother. 01:15:35.480 --> 01:15:38.605 align:center From today, the girl is ours and the boy is yours. 01:15:38.605 --> 01:15:41.480 align:center Many congratulations to your family! 01:15:41.605 --> 01:15:43.105 align:center Congratulations. Many congratulations! 01:15:43.230 --> 01:15:44.855 align:center Many congratulations to your family! 01:15:44.980 --> 01:15:47.355 align:center Boy, arrange an AK-47 or something. 01:15:47.355 --> 01:15:48.230 align:center Let's give it a test drive and celebrate properly. 01:15:48.355 --> 01:15:49.605 align:center Is it a scooter that you'll test drive it? 01:15:49.605 --> 01:15:51.355 align:center Don't get your brother-in-law suspended. 01:15:53.480 --> 01:15:54.730 align:center Sister-in-law... Yes? 01:15:54.855 --> 01:15:56.980 align:center My stomach's acting up. I'll be right back. 01:15:57.230 --> 01:15:58.730 align:center Your stomach always picks the wrong timing. 01:15:58.855 --> 01:16:00.355 align:center Fix its schedule. 01:16:00.480 --> 01:16:02.730 align:center I've got no control over it, Sister-in-law. 01:16:02.730 --> 01:16:03.980 align:center I really have to go. 01:16:03.980 --> 01:16:05.605 align:center Come on, Uncle, I'll take you. 01:16:05.605 --> 01:16:08.355 align:center Why? You'll just sit there and make sound effects. 01:16:08.355 --> 01:16:09.730 align:center Sometimes it's necessary, Uncle. 01:16:09.855 --> 01:16:11.605 align:center I'll show you the restroom. 01:16:11.605 --> 01:16:12.855 align:center Hurry up and take him, Brother, 01:16:12.980 --> 01:16:15.230 align:center before Uncle's problem ruins your clothes. 01:16:15.480 --> 01:16:17.855 align:center Come Uncle, come with me. 01:16:34.480 --> 01:16:35.230 align:center What is this? 01:16:36.105 --> 01:16:37.730 align:center How did your father get here? 01:16:38.480 --> 01:16:40.480 align:center Sister, do you know him? 01:16:41.605 --> 01:16:43.355 align:center No, no... we don't know him, Mom. 01:16:43.355 --> 01:16:45.480 align:center Every sick person isn't Dad. 01:16:45.855 --> 01:16:47.730 align:center Dad is no more. 01:16:47.855 --> 01:16:49.105 align:center Sister, why are you scared? 01:16:49.230 --> 01:16:50.605 align:center This is Raju's father. 01:16:50.730 --> 01:16:51.980 align:center What is he doing here? 01:16:52.230 --> 01:16:53.480 align:center If Raju works in our house, 01:16:53.480 --> 01:16:55.730 align:center then obviously his father won't be with the neighbours, right? 01:16:56.230 --> 01:16:58.230 align:center Honestly, he looks exactly like your father. 01:16:58.480 --> 01:17:02.480 align:center If your uncle sees them he will get shocked take them to the side first before he comes 01:17:02.605 --> 01:17:05.230 align:center Yes, Uncle already has two stents. 01:17:05.480 --> 01:17:07.605 align:center Before Uncle leaves us forever on an auspicious day... 01:17:07.605 --> 01:17:09.480 align:center I'll take him away. 01:17:09.730 --> 01:17:10.480 align:center Yes, yes. 01:17:10.980 --> 01:17:13.605 align:center "Run! Life is a race!" 01:17:15.230 --> 01:17:17.730 align:center "Run! Life is a race!" 01:17:21.980 --> 01:17:23.230 align:center It's my turn now. 01:17:24.105 --> 01:17:25.230 align:center It's my turn now. 01:17:25.355 --> 01:17:26.480 align:center It's my turn now. 01:17:26.605 --> 01:17:27.980 align:center Brother-in-law! 01:17:33.980 --> 01:17:35.105 align:center There you go. 01:17:38.605 --> 01:17:41.730 align:center "Here, see... I'm back." 01:17:43.230 --> 01:17:44.355 align:center Uncle?! Yes? 01:17:44.730 --> 01:17:46.855 align:center Uncle, we have to leave. 01:17:46.980 --> 01:17:47.730 align:center Why? 01:17:47.855 --> 01:17:49.230 align:center The Senior Officer just called. 01:17:49.355 --> 01:17:50.480 align:center They caught truck full of opium. 01:17:50.480 --> 01:17:51.355 align:center Opium! 01:17:51.730 --> 01:17:52.355 align:center Opium?! Yes! 01:17:52.480 --> 01:17:54.730 align:center Yes, yes, we must go. 01:17:54.730 --> 01:17:56.605 align:center It's his job. 01:17:56.980 --> 01:17:57.605 align:center Yes, let's go. 01:17:57.730 --> 01:17:59.980 align:center What if there are too many sacks... should we come help too? 01:18:00.105 --> 01:18:01.730 align:center Why? Are our arms broken? 01:18:02.230 --> 01:18:04.230 align:center We'll carry their sacks. 01:18:04.355 --> 01:18:05.230 align:center Opium! 01:18:05.355 --> 01:18:07.730 align:center Uncle, the truck was caught at the Labour Circle. 01:18:07.855 --> 01:18:09.105 align:center There are labourers everywhere. 01:18:09.105 --> 01:18:11.605 align:center Yet if needed, we'll call you. 01:18:11.730 --> 01:18:12.605 align:center Sat Sri Akal. 01:18:12.730 --> 01:18:14.355 align:center One more thing... Let's go, Uncle. 01:18:14.730 --> 01:18:16.105 align:center Listen to me. Mom, decide... 01:18:16.105 --> 01:18:17.355 align:center do you want to head outside or inside? 01:18:17.480 --> 01:18:18.605 align:center Go, go, go. Uncle, my dignity, 01:18:18.730 --> 01:18:20.230 align:center life and pride are at stake, don't make a scene. 01:18:20.355 --> 01:18:22.980 align:center See how sincerely he does his job. 01:18:23.355 --> 01:18:25.230 align:center That's the sign of an honest man. 01:18:25.480 --> 01:18:26.855 align:center Our girl is lucky. 01:18:27.980 --> 01:18:29.980 align:center Hey, drive slowly. Slow down. 01:18:34.730 --> 01:18:36.105 align:center Hello! Where are you, Billa? 01:18:36.105 --> 01:18:39.355 align:center My vitamins were running low, so I thought I'd drink some juice. 01:18:39.480 --> 01:18:40.730 align:center Put a little strength back into the body. 01:18:40.855 --> 01:18:42.855 align:center Here we are needing IV drips... 01:18:42.980 --> 01:18:45.230 align:center We just came back from seeing the Grim Reaper himself. 01:18:45.355 --> 01:18:47.230 align:center Nephew, drive the car slowly. 01:18:47.230 --> 01:18:50.855 align:center Even before this, the Grim Reaper has come to say hello 3 or 4 times. 01:18:50.980 --> 01:18:52.355 align:center Billa, I'm sending you the address. 01:18:52.480 --> 01:18:53.480 align:center Come there immediately. 01:18:53.730 --> 01:18:54.730 align:center Okay. 01:18:55.355 --> 01:18:56.605 align:center Uncle... Yes. 01:18:57.105 --> 01:18:59.105 align:center I'll have to leave. It's an emergency. 01:18:59.230 --> 01:19:00.980 align:center A government vehicle will pick me up. 01:19:01.105 --> 01:19:02.105 align:center You go home. 01:19:02.105 --> 01:19:07.355 align:center Nephew, keep a little opium aside for your Gen-Z uncle. 01:19:07.480 --> 01:19:09.605 align:center Stop this nonsense, Uncle. What's the delay? 01:19:17.980 --> 01:19:19.105 align:center Hello? 01:19:19.605 --> 01:19:20.105 align:center Hello? 01:19:20.230 --> 01:19:21.480 align:center Hello, Raju? 01:19:22.230 --> 01:19:23.230 align:center Hello, yes, speak. 01:19:23.355 --> 01:19:25.230 align:center You idiot, what is my father doing in Nimmo's house? 01:19:25.355 --> 01:19:28.730 align:center Don't worry, Dad is just chilling. 01:19:28.855 --> 01:19:30.730 align:center I'll tear you apart, idiot. 01:19:30.730 --> 01:19:32.605 align:center Take Dad and go back to your home immediately. 01:19:32.980 --> 01:19:33.855 align:center Hello? 01:19:33.855 --> 01:19:35.605 align:center What happened? This Raju has really crossed the line. 01:19:35.730 --> 01:19:36.480 align:center Come on, let's go to his house, 01:19:36.480 --> 01:19:37.605 align:center I'll explain on the way. Let's go. 01:19:38.105 --> 01:19:39.230 align:center He's threatening me. 01:19:39.480 --> 01:19:40.730 align:center We have to go. 01:19:40.980 --> 01:19:43.105 align:center Where are you going? Water the field before you go. 01:19:43.105 --> 01:19:45.355 align:center If I do that, he'll smash my face. 01:19:45.355 --> 01:19:47.230 align:center You just do your work, you lazy fellow. 01:19:47.355 --> 01:19:49.230 align:center Finish cutting all the grass before lunch break. 01:19:50.480 --> 01:19:51.605 align:center Look properly... 01:19:51.980 --> 01:19:53.230 align:center The entire house has to be painted. 01:19:53.480 --> 01:19:54.480 align:center Alright, ma'am. 01:19:54.730 --> 01:19:56.605 align:center I've seen many colours, 01:19:56.730 --> 01:19:58.855 align:center But this is the first time I'm seeing such a sour colour. 01:19:59.355 --> 01:20:00.230 align:center Take off your sunglasses. 01:20:00.480 --> 01:20:01.355 align:center It's beige. 01:20:03.230 --> 01:20:04.105 align:center My bad 01:20:04.855 --> 01:20:06.355 align:center Anyway, this colour is also fine. 01:20:06.355 --> 01:20:07.980 align:center Why did you need to get it redone? 01:20:07.980 --> 01:20:08.730 align:center It's not fine. 01:20:08.855 --> 01:20:10.355 align:center I want a fresh colour for my wedding. 01:20:10.355 --> 01:20:11.855 align:center Get it painted perfectly, number one quality. 01:20:12.855 --> 01:20:14.980 align:center I'll paint such a colour... 01:20:15.230 --> 01:20:18.230 align:center forget the village, people from the city will come here to make Reels. 01:20:18.230 --> 01:20:20.480 align:center I don't know about reels, but I'll definitely rail you 01:20:20.605 --> 01:20:21.855 align:center if you don't paint it properly. 01:20:21.855 --> 01:20:24.605 align:center Take one look and then tell me how much it will cost us. 01:20:24.605 --> 01:20:25.355 align:center The cost... 01:20:25.355 --> 01:20:27.980 align:center I can only tell you that after discussing with my team. 01:20:28.480 --> 01:20:30.855 align:center But I'll take a look. You bring tea. 01:20:32.105 --> 01:20:33.230 align:center Should I make coffee instead? 01:20:33.355 --> 01:20:34.355 align:center Focus on the work! 01:20:36.230 --> 01:20:37.355 align:center As you wish. 01:20:40.355 --> 01:20:41.230 align:center Come on, buddy. 01:20:54.855 --> 01:20:56.605 align:center Ghost! 01:20:56.855 --> 01:20:59.355 align:center Ghost! 01:20:59.355 --> 01:21:00.605 align:center Ghost! 01:21:00.605 --> 01:21:01.980 align:center Ghost! 01:21:03.480 --> 01:21:04.105 align:center What happened? 01:21:04.230 --> 01:21:05.105 align:center Why are you screaming? 01:21:05.605 --> 01:21:07.355 align:center There's a ghost behind you! 01:21:07.480 --> 01:21:08.105 align:center Behind you? 01:21:08.730 --> 01:21:09.980 align:center That's our uncle's son. 01:21:10.105 --> 01:21:11.605 align:center He looks scary. 01:21:11.605 --> 01:21:13.355 align:center No, not him. 01:21:13.605 --> 01:21:15.230 align:center The one sitting on the chair behind you... 01:21:15.355 --> 01:21:16.355 align:center -He's a ghost. -Him? 01:21:16.355 --> 01:21:17.980 align:center That's our servant Raju's dad. 01:21:18.605 --> 01:21:19.480 align:center What? Raju's dad? 01:21:19.605 --> 01:21:22.105 align:center Dad, let's go. The good days are over. 01:21:22.230 --> 01:21:23.480 align:center Has a lizard entered the house again? 01:21:23.605 --> 01:21:24.980 align:center Raju has come. That is his father. 01:21:25.355 --> 01:21:26.355 align:center But he's from Uttar Pradesh. 01:21:26.480 --> 01:21:27.605 align:center So what? Don't we have fathers? 01:21:27.730 --> 01:21:29.605 align:center When did I say you guys drop from the clouds? 01:21:29.730 --> 01:21:31.355 align:center But he isn't his father. He is dead. 01:21:31.855 --> 01:21:32.480 align:center Dead? 01:21:32.605 --> 01:21:33.605 align:center Hey! 01:21:33.855 --> 01:21:37.230 align:center If you say anything about my father, you'll never become a father yourself. 01:21:37.355 --> 01:21:39.480 align:center Who is he, sir? He's even poorer man than me. 01:21:39.730 --> 01:21:41.230 align:center This is our paint guy. 01:21:41.605 --> 01:21:43.230 align:center If he's a paint guy, then just do the painting. 01:21:43.355 --> 01:21:44.230 align:center Why are you interrogating us? 01:21:44.355 --> 01:21:45.730 align:center He looks crazy anyway. 01:21:45.730 --> 01:21:47.980 align:center And you look like some big officer? 01:21:48.105 --> 01:21:49.605 align:center I'm telling you, Brother, he is not his father. 01:21:49.605 --> 01:21:50.480 align:center He's dead. 01:21:50.480 --> 01:21:51.980 align:center I swear. He is saying that my father is dead. 01:21:52.105 --> 01:21:52.980 align:center This one really seems crazy to me. 01:21:53.105 --> 01:21:54.605 align:center He was saying the house is jaundiced. 01:21:54.730 --> 01:21:56.355 align:center No, Sister, I didn't say the house is jaundiced. 01:21:56.480 --> 01:21:57.605 align:center I said the paint colour has become yellow. 01:21:57.730 --> 01:21:58.480 align:center I didn't say "jaundiced." 01:21:58.605 --> 01:22:00.480 align:center Jaggi, hand me my gun. 01:22:00.605 --> 01:22:01.355 align:center He won't leave like this. 01:22:01.480 --> 01:22:01.980 align:center Wait... 01:22:04.355 --> 01:22:05.480 align:center I'll leave on my own. 01:22:05.730 --> 01:22:07.480 align:center Otherwise you people will drive me mad. 01:22:07.605 --> 01:22:08.605 align:center Run, run away from here. 01:22:09.355 --> 01:22:10.355 align:center Go away! I'm not mad. 01:22:10.855 --> 01:22:12.980 align:center I was saying that I'll have to take Dad along. 01:22:12.980 --> 01:22:14.105 align:center Mom's not well. 01:22:14.105 --> 01:22:15.480 align:center Everyone in your family is sick? 01:22:15.605 --> 01:22:17.480 align:center No, no, nothing like that. 01:22:17.605 --> 01:22:19.730 align:center The two brothers in jail are absolutely healthy. 01:22:19.855 --> 01:22:21.605 align:center Dad... We're shifting! 01:22:21.855 --> 01:22:22.855 align:center I'm coming. 01:22:24.230 --> 01:22:26.605 align:center Four days of moonlight and then dark nights. 01:22:26.855 --> 01:22:28.105 align:center No more free food from this place. 01:22:28.230 --> 01:22:30.230 align:center Dad, hit the brakes. Hit the brakes! Hit the brakes! 01:22:30.355 --> 01:22:31.980 align:center Dad! Dad! Dad! Come on. 01:22:32.480 --> 01:22:34.355 align:center Hey paint worker, you haven't left yet? 01:22:35.105 --> 01:22:37.230 align:center I was going that way anyway, so I thought I'd take you along. 01:22:37.355 --> 01:22:39.105 align:center How do you know where I'm going? 01:22:39.980 --> 01:22:41.980 align:center The road goes to the same place you're going. 01:22:42.480 --> 01:22:43.855 align:center But the road goes this way, too. 01:22:44.730 --> 01:22:46.355 align:center This way also goes that way. 01:22:46.605 --> 01:22:47.855 align:center But I won't go with you. 01:22:47.855 --> 01:22:49.230 align:center You called Dad a dead man. 01:22:49.230 --> 01:22:53.230 align:center I... made a mistake. I swear I won't say it again. 01:22:53.355 --> 01:22:54.980 align:center Okay, but I'll sit in your car only on one condition. 01:22:54.980 --> 01:22:56.230 align:center Dad will drive the car. 01:22:56.605 --> 01:22:57.980 align:center I'm joking. 01:22:57.980 --> 01:22:58.855 align:center Come on, lift him up quickly. 01:22:58.980 --> 01:23:00.230 align:center Hold it from the front. Carefully. 01:23:00.355 --> 01:23:02.855 align:center One, two... throw! Dad, Dad... 01:23:04.480 --> 01:23:05.230 align:center Hello? 01:23:05.230 --> 01:23:06.230 align:center Where did you get stuck? 01:23:07.730 --> 01:23:08.980 align:center He didn't get stuck... 01:23:09.605 --> 01:23:10.855 align:center He has been kidnapped. 01:23:11.355 --> 01:23:12.605 align:center Who is this? 01:23:12.730 --> 01:23:15.855 align:center You've got a lot of attitude, like you earned that badge on your own. 01:23:16.480 --> 01:23:17.730 align:center Brother, who is this? 01:23:17.855 --> 01:23:19.230 align:center Forget all that. 01:23:19.480 --> 01:23:22.355 align:center Tell me, did your father work in UP as well? 01:23:22.355 --> 01:23:25.105 align:center No, my father never went past Bassi Pathana. 01:23:25.105 --> 01:23:27.230 align:center Then where did you get this brother come from? 01:23:27.480 --> 01:23:28.980 align:center He claims he's my father. 01:23:29.730 --> 01:23:31.105 align:center Brother, let's sit and talk. 01:23:31.230 --> 01:23:32.855 align:center At least tell us who you are. 01:23:32.980 --> 01:23:34.230 align:center I'm your aunt's husband... 01:23:34.855 --> 01:23:36.105 align:center from Doraha. 01:23:36.105 --> 01:23:39.230 align:center The one who only speaks the language of money. 01:23:39.355 --> 01:23:41.480 align:center Brother, we don't have relatives in Doraha. 01:23:41.605 --> 01:23:42.980 align:center This is a new relationship. 01:23:43.105 --> 01:23:44.480 align:center Brand new! Freshly formed. 01:23:44.730 --> 01:23:45.855 align:center Shoki. 01:23:46.105 --> 01:23:47.480 align:center Shoki Painter. 01:23:47.855 --> 01:23:48.730 align:center Rings a bell? 01:23:48.855 --> 01:23:50.480 align:center You owe me 150,000 rupees. 01:23:50.605 --> 01:23:53.980 align:center Oh, Brother Shoki, your money isn't going anywhere. 01:23:54.105 --> 01:23:56.105 align:center Just like your father isn't going anywhere. 01:23:56.105 --> 01:23:58.105 align:center I'm keeping him safe and sound. 01:23:58.230 --> 01:24:00.730 align:center You just arrange 25 lakhs rupees. 01:24:00.980 --> 01:24:01.980 align:center 25 lakhs rupees? 01:24:02.105 --> 01:24:04.105 align:center But Dad only owed you 150,000 rupees. 01:24:04.230 --> 01:24:05.355 align:center That was for the paint. 01:24:05.355 --> 01:24:06.730 align:center This is for stirring up trouble. 01:24:06.730 --> 01:24:07.980 align:center You have exactly one hour. 01:24:09.105 --> 01:24:10.105 align:center Let's go. 01:24:11.480 --> 01:24:13.230 align:center This mess is all your fault. 01:24:13.355 --> 01:24:14.855 align:center How is it my fault? 01:24:14.855 --> 01:24:17.355 align:center Your old man is sitting on people's money. 01:24:17.480 --> 01:24:19.105 align:center Where are we going to get 25 lakhs rupees? 01:24:19.230 --> 01:24:20.605 align:center Trace the location. 01:24:20.730 --> 01:24:22.855 align:center He'll give up your father and his father, too. 01:24:24.105 --> 01:24:26.980 align:center Hey, you pirate of the poor-beans. 01:24:27.605 --> 01:24:30.355 align:center You aren't even worth 25 rupees and you're asking for 25 lakhs rupees? 01:24:30.480 --> 01:24:33.730 align:center Just untie my hands once, I'll kick you 25 times, you fake goon! 01:24:33.855 --> 01:24:34.980 align:center You... 01:24:35.105 --> 01:24:36.855 align:center You illegitimate son of a cop! 01:24:36.855 --> 01:24:37.980 align:center Stop insulting me! One... 01:24:37.980 --> 01:24:39.355 align:center Two... Enough! 01:24:39.480 --> 01:24:40.855 align:center Why are you hitting me? 01:24:40.980 --> 01:24:42.105 align:center What did I do? 01:24:42.480 --> 01:24:43.730 align:center It's his money, his father. 01:24:43.855 --> 01:24:46.230 align:center I was just hired to babysit his father. 01:24:46.355 --> 01:24:47.355 align:center For looking after him. 01:24:47.480 --> 01:24:49.605 align:center If you like serving someone, then serve your own father. 01:24:49.730 --> 01:24:51.605 align:center My father doesn't pay me for it. 01:24:51.605 --> 01:24:53.355 align:center I'm getting paid here to serve someone else's father. 01:24:53.355 --> 01:24:55.730 align:center You made a cop your father for money? 01:24:55.730 --> 01:24:56.730 align:center Do you even know what he did? 01:24:56.855 --> 01:24:57.605 align:center What did he do? 01:24:57.730 --> 01:25:01.105 align:center He killed his father on paper just to get his job. 01:25:01.605 --> 01:25:02.230 align:center What? 01:25:02.355 --> 01:25:03.355 align:center Let's ask him. 01:25:06.105 --> 01:25:08.855 align:center Hello, where is Shoki Painter? 01:25:12.230 --> 01:25:13.230 align:center In the lockup. 01:25:23.230 --> 01:25:25.105 align:center Help! Help! 01:25:26.730 --> 01:25:27.480 align:center You're finally here? 01:25:28.355 --> 01:25:29.855 align:center Untie me first. Untie me! 01:25:29.980 --> 01:25:30.855 align:center Untie me! 01:25:30.855 --> 01:25:32.230 align:center Untie me! Come here! 01:25:32.855 --> 01:25:33.605 align:center Where is my father? 01:25:33.730 --> 01:25:34.980 align:center Untie me first! 01:25:35.855 --> 01:25:37.605 align:center The uncle you spoke to took him. 01:25:37.730 --> 01:25:39.855 align:center Who told you to take Dad there? 01:25:40.480 --> 01:25:42.855 align:center And who told you to knock off your own father? 01:25:42.980 --> 01:25:44.605 align:center People fulfil their parents' dreams. 01:25:44.605 --> 01:25:46.230 align:center Whereas you finished your father off entirely! 01:25:46.355 --> 01:25:47.480 align:center You lowlife! 01:25:47.605 --> 01:25:51.230 align:center If I knew you committed such a crime against your father, 01:25:51.480 --> 01:25:53.480 align:center I'd never sell myself so cheap. 01:25:53.855 --> 01:25:55.230 align:center Now tell me where he is. 01:25:55.230 --> 01:25:56.980 align:center Ten thousand rupees first, then I'll talk. 01:25:57.230 --> 01:25:58.855 align:center Done. Now speak. 01:25:58.980 --> 01:26:00.605 align:center He left a note in my pocket. 01:26:00.730 --> 01:26:02.230 align:center I can't read Punjabi. 01:26:02.230 --> 01:26:03.605 align:center My pocket is torn. 01:26:05.355 --> 01:26:07.730 align:center "If you want your father, call this number." 01:26:17.355 --> 01:26:18.605 align:center Yes? 01:26:18.730 --> 01:26:19.730 align:center Hello, Uncle? 01:26:19.730 --> 01:26:20.855 align:center I came to your house. 01:26:20.980 --> 01:26:21.980 align:center Where did you go? 01:26:22.980 --> 01:26:25.480 align:center You talk like you came over for dinner. 01:26:25.730 --> 01:26:27.855 align:center Son, I knew you'd use your police brain. 01:26:27.980 --> 01:26:29.730 align:center I've watched a lot of true crime shows, too. 01:26:29.730 --> 01:26:30.855 align:center Thirty-five lakhs rupees. 01:26:31.105 --> 01:26:33.355 align:center Huh? Arrange 35 lakhs rupees. 01:26:33.605 --> 01:26:35.355 align:center Or I'm going live with your old man. 01:26:35.480 --> 01:26:36.605 align:center Thirty-five? 01:26:36.605 --> 01:26:38.605 align:center Look Uncle, this is extortion. 01:26:38.605 --> 01:26:41.230 align:center All lines on this route are busy. 01:26:41.355 --> 01:26:43.605 align:center Please arrange 35 lakhs rupees and call again. 01:26:44.230 --> 01:26:45.480 align:center Uncle? Hello? 01:26:45.480 --> 01:26:46.480 align:center He hung up? 01:26:47.230 --> 01:26:48.980 align:center You scoundrel. 01:26:49.980 --> 01:26:51.355 align:center Hit me one more time... 01:26:51.605 --> 01:26:53.355 align:center and that will be four slaps. 01:26:53.480 --> 01:26:54.855 align:center I'm charging 10,000 rupees per slap. 01:26:54.980 --> 01:26:56.605 align:center I only hit you once. 01:26:56.730 --> 01:26:58.480 align:center What about the two he hit me? 01:26:58.605 --> 01:26:59.730 align:center Now we are at four. 01:26:59.730 --> 01:27:00.605 align:center Forty... 01:27:00.980 --> 01:27:02.230 align:center Fifty... It's five now. 01:27:02.230 --> 01:27:05.105 align:center I'll only tolerate up to 60,000 rupees. 01:27:05.355 --> 01:27:07.480 align:center After that, the echo of every slap will reach the police. 01:27:07.480 --> 01:27:08.605 align:center I'll tell them everything. 01:27:08.730 --> 01:27:10.230 align:center I'll tell the truth. No, Raju! 01:27:10.230 --> 01:27:11.355 align:center Don't tell them anything. 01:27:11.355 --> 01:27:13.605 align:center You'll get all your money. Okay? 01:27:13.730 --> 01:27:14.730 align:center Fifty thousand? Okay. 01:27:14.855 --> 01:27:15.980 align:center Yes. 01:27:16.230 --> 01:27:19.230 align:center "You just got lucky!" 01:27:20.980 --> 01:27:23.230 align:center "You just got lucky!" 01:27:26.855 --> 01:27:28.105 align:center What the hell is this? 01:27:29.355 --> 01:27:30.980 align:center Something is fishy, sir. 01:27:31.105 --> 01:27:32.480 align:center He turned the car around when he saw the checkpoint. 01:27:32.480 --> 01:27:33.730 align:center Is that your in-laws' checkpoint? 01:27:33.855 --> 01:27:34.980 align:center Let's go grab him! Let's follow him! 01:27:35.105 --> 01:27:36.605 align:center Get in the car, everyone! Let's go grab him! 01:27:44.855 --> 01:27:47.605 align:center "Run! Life is a race!" 01:27:48.730 --> 01:27:51.730 align:center "Run! Life is a race!" 01:27:52.855 --> 01:27:55.605 align:center "Run! Life is a race!" 01:27:56.730 --> 01:27:59.355 align:center "Run! Life is a race!" 01:28:08.855 --> 01:28:10.855 align:center "Run! Life is a race!" 01:28:12.730 --> 01:28:14.605 align:center "Run! Life is a race!" 01:28:26.855 --> 01:28:28.730 align:center You've got such lecherous eyes...! 01:28:28.855 --> 01:28:31.980 align:center Looks like people broke your legs because of your behaviour. 01:28:31.980 --> 01:28:33.480 align:center Shameless! 01:28:35.230 --> 01:28:37.355 align:center Shameless even in old age. 01:28:40.605 --> 01:28:41.980 align:center Isn't this Raju's father? 01:28:42.980 --> 01:28:43.605 align:center Yes. 01:28:43.730 --> 01:28:44.730 align:center What is he doing here? 01:28:44.855 --> 01:28:46.355 align:center Stop, stop. Sister Nimmo is calling. 01:28:46.855 --> 01:28:47.980 align:center Sister Nimmo is calling. Stop, stop, stop. 01:28:48.105 --> 01:28:49.730 align:center Pick it up! Answer it! Do it now! 01:28:49.855 --> 01:28:50.480 align:center It's bitter. 01:28:50.480 --> 01:28:52.230 align:center I said pick it up, not lick it! 01:28:52.355 --> 01:28:53.855 align:center I don't know Punjabi. 01:28:53.980 --> 01:28:55.230 align:center Hello? yes, Sister? 01:28:55.355 --> 01:28:58.105 align:center Hello, you idiot, tell me where you are! 01:28:58.480 --> 01:28:59.605 align:center Village... with your father. 01:29:00.105 --> 01:29:02.355 align:center I'm taking Dad to the village... 01:29:02.605 --> 01:29:04.480 align:center The signal is weak. 01:29:04.480 --> 01:29:06.105 align:center I can't hear you. I can't hear you. 01:29:06.230 --> 01:29:07.230 align:center Volume okay? 01:29:07.355 --> 01:29:08.355 align:center Come on. 01:29:09.480 --> 01:29:10.355 align:center He hung up. 01:29:10.480 --> 01:29:11.480 align:center Such a liar! 01:29:11.605 --> 01:29:14.105 align:center His father is here, but he says he's taking him to the village? 01:29:14.855 --> 01:29:16.855 align:center Nimmo, something is fishy. 01:29:16.980 --> 01:29:17.980 align:center Forget about the fish. 01:29:17.980 --> 01:29:19.605 align:center Let's take him to the hospital first. 01:29:19.605 --> 01:29:21.105 align:center Let's get him checked to make sure he is fine. 01:29:21.105 --> 01:29:24.230 align:center You're asking for money like neighbours ask for sugar. 01:29:24.355 --> 01:29:25.980 align:center I don't have this much cash at home. 01:29:26.230 --> 01:29:27.355 align:center I'll do something. 01:29:27.480 --> 01:29:28.855 align:center He's speaking very heavy Punjabi. 01:29:28.980 --> 01:29:29.730 align:center Yes, Nimmo? 01:29:29.855 --> 01:29:31.355 align:center You need to pick up a guy. Can you grab him? 01:29:31.480 --> 01:29:34.605 align:center We pick up people, not goats. Who is it? 01:29:34.855 --> 01:29:37.230 align:center It's our servant, Raju. You need to grab him. 01:29:37.480 --> 01:29:38.730 align:center Raju? Yes. 01:29:38.855 --> 01:29:39.480 align:center What happened? 01:29:39.480 --> 01:29:41.105 align:center He ran away, leaving his father behind. 01:29:41.230 --> 01:29:42.980 align:center I brought him to the hospital. 01:29:43.230 --> 01:29:44.730 align:center Raju's father is with you? 01:29:44.730 --> 01:29:45.355 align:center Yes. 01:29:45.355 --> 01:29:46.730 align:center Alright, send me the hospital's address. 01:29:46.855 --> 01:29:48.230 align:center I'll handle Raju. 01:29:48.230 --> 01:29:49.105 align:center Okay. Okay. 01:29:49.855 --> 01:29:51.105 align:center Looks like we won't need the money anymore. 01:29:51.230 --> 01:29:52.105 align:center Let's go. Hold it from here. 01:29:52.230 --> 01:29:53.230 align:center This way you won't end up strangling me. 01:29:54.105 --> 01:29:55.355 align:center The patient has regained consciousness. 01:29:55.355 --> 01:29:56.605 align:center You can see him now. 01:29:57.105 --> 01:29:57.855 align:center Okay. 01:30:01.230 --> 01:30:02.230 align:center Uncle...? 01:30:03.355 --> 01:30:04.480 align:center Are you okay? 01:30:04.730 --> 01:30:05.605 align:center Yes. 01:30:05.980 --> 01:30:07.355 align:center Why are you speaking in Hindi? 01:30:07.605 --> 01:30:10.230 align:center Uncle is Punjabi, and his wife is from Uttar Pradesh. 01:30:10.230 --> 01:30:13.105 align:center Who says my wife is from Uttar Pradesh? 01:30:13.855 --> 01:30:14.980 align:center Your son, Raju. 01:30:15.105 --> 01:30:15.855 align:center Who is Raju? 01:30:15.980 --> 01:30:17.105 align:center Your son. 01:30:17.355 --> 01:30:18.480 align:center Which son? 01:30:18.605 --> 01:30:20.355 align:center You're absolutely right, Uncle. 01:30:20.480 --> 01:30:22.105 align:center If a child doesn't recognize his father... 01:30:22.230 --> 01:30:23.980 align:center Why should a father recognize his child? 01:30:25.105 --> 01:30:27.480 align:center Uncle, your son works as a servant in her house. 01:30:27.855 --> 01:30:31.230 align:center The way he behaved, he was bound to become a servant. 01:30:31.230 --> 01:30:33.480 align:center There is no way he'd become a government officer. 01:30:33.855 --> 01:30:35.355 align:center Kartaare's (God)"colours" are just like that. 01:30:35.480 --> 01:30:38.230 align:center Uncle, not "Kartaare"... Kartaar. 01:30:38.480 --> 01:30:40.855 align:center If you don't want to recognize your child then fine, 01:30:40.980 --> 01:30:42.105 align:center but at least recognize God. 01:30:42.230 --> 01:30:44.855 align:center Look, I woke up after six months with great difficulty. 01:30:44.855 --> 01:30:47.355 align:center Don't say things that will make me go back to sleep. 01:30:47.355 --> 01:30:48.480 align:center Don't disturb the patient. 01:30:48.730 --> 01:30:49.855 align:center Let him rest. 01:30:49.980 --> 01:30:51.480 align:center Please, go outside. 01:30:52.480 --> 01:30:53.980 align:center Take care of yourself, Uncle. 01:30:54.105 --> 01:30:55.480 align:center The screw in my neck is loose. 01:30:55.605 --> 01:30:57.230 align:center It is unscrewed easily. Hold me gently. 01:30:57.355 --> 01:30:58.480 align:center I had issues last time as well. 01:30:58.480 --> 01:30:59.605 align:center They already caught him. 01:30:59.730 --> 01:31:01.355 align:center Since when did the police become so fast? 01:31:01.605 --> 01:31:03.355 align:center They say police don't belong to anyone. 01:31:03.480 --> 01:31:04.730 align:center How did they become so loyal to Raju's father? 01:31:04.980 --> 01:31:05.480 align:center Huh? 01:31:06.480 --> 01:31:08.855 align:center Look Nimmo, Inspector Kartaar caught him. 01:31:09.105 --> 01:31:10.230 align:center Now tell me where his father is. 01:31:10.230 --> 01:31:12.355 align:center Have you people lost all humanity? 01:31:12.605 --> 01:31:15.730 align:center Shameless, disgraceful, vulgar, ill-mannered! 01:31:15.980 --> 01:31:19.355 align:center Wow, Sister-in-law has a great vocabulary. 01:31:19.480 --> 01:31:23.730 align:center I haven't heard this many insults in my life as she gave in one breath. 01:31:24.105 --> 01:31:24.855 align:center Sixty! 01:31:24.855 --> 01:31:27.105 align:center Control her or I'll spill everything. 01:31:27.355 --> 01:31:30.105 align:center Raju, why are you exposing us? 01:31:30.105 --> 01:31:31.605 align:center Apologize. 01:31:31.605 --> 01:31:32.855 align:center I won't. 01:31:32.980 --> 01:31:33.480 align:center Seventy. 01:31:33.605 --> 01:31:35.855 align:center Your bill is increasing, I'm warning you. 01:31:35.980 --> 01:31:37.480 align:center Apologize, Raju. 01:31:37.480 --> 01:31:38.355 align:center No, I won't. 01:31:38.480 --> 01:31:39.480 align:center Eighty. 01:31:39.730 --> 01:31:40.480 align:center Ninety. 01:31:40.480 --> 01:31:41.105 align:center One Lakh! 01:31:41.105 --> 01:31:42.230 align:center Apologize, Raju! 01:31:42.355 --> 01:31:44.105 align:center Forgive me, forgive me, forgive me... 01:31:44.605 --> 01:31:45.855 align:center See, he apologized. 01:31:45.980 --> 01:31:47.605 align:center Now you forgive me, too. 01:31:47.730 --> 01:31:48.605 align:center Why are you apologizing? 01:31:48.730 --> 01:31:50.230 align:center You really want to send him to prison? 01:31:50.355 --> 01:31:51.855 align:center People have their own compulsions. 01:31:51.980 --> 01:31:54.355 align:center If someone steals out of necessity, it's understandable. 01:31:54.480 --> 01:31:55.855 align:center But abandoning your own father? 01:31:55.855 --> 01:31:57.855 align:center That depends on the necessity. 01:31:57.980 --> 01:32:00.730 align:center Sometimes desperate times call for desperate measures. 01:32:01.855 --> 01:32:02.855 align:center We're already at one lakh! 01:32:02.980 --> 01:32:04.730 align:center Don't take the law into your hands, Nimmo. 01:32:04.855 --> 01:32:07.355 align:center I'll take him to the station and thrash him. 01:32:07.605 --> 01:32:10.105 align:center Thank you, I trust you completely. 01:32:10.230 --> 01:32:12.105 align:center Punish him well. 01:32:12.605 --> 01:32:14.230 align:center Go, your father is conscious now. 01:32:14.230 --> 01:32:15.355 align:center Take care of him. 01:32:16.980 --> 01:32:18.355 align:center Ill-mannered heroine. 01:32:18.730 --> 01:32:20.605 align:center He's conscious? He's conscious?! 01:32:53.980 --> 01:32:56.855 align:center Why are you standing there like your battery died? 01:32:57.230 --> 01:32:58.355 align:center What else should I do, dance? 01:32:58.480 --> 01:33:00.105 align:center If what happened with Dad comes out... 01:33:00.105 --> 01:33:01.855 align:center I'll lose my job and my girl. 01:33:01.855 --> 01:33:05.230 align:center Moreover, Nimmo's family is pressuring me for the wedding. 01:33:05.355 --> 01:33:07.605 align:center Devil's stuck between me and the deep blue sea. 01:33:07.730 --> 01:33:09.980 align:center You mean you are stuck between the devil and the deep blue sea. 01:33:10.105 --> 01:33:13.230 align:center I can't even tell you what is happening to me. 01:33:13.355 --> 01:33:14.855 align:center This mess is all because of you. 01:33:14.980 --> 01:33:16.105 align:center You said us to cut the kite's string. 01:33:16.230 --> 01:33:19.605 align:center How would I know the kite would fly back? 01:33:19.730 --> 01:33:22.605 align:center Kartaar, I don't feel like you're on my side anymore. 01:33:22.605 --> 01:33:24.605 align:center Honestly, you don't look like my side either. 01:33:24.730 --> 01:33:26.105 align:center Relax. 01:33:26.355 --> 01:33:30.105 align:center If any trouble comes towards you, I will stand before you like a shield. 01:33:30.355 --> 01:33:31.355 align:center What nonsense! 01:33:31.480 --> 01:33:33.230 align:center Trouble, stand, shield? Such heavy words? 01:33:33.480 --> 01:33:35.605 align:center Sorry, that got heavy. 01:33:35.730 --> 01:33:37.230 align:center Let's find a solution. 01:33:37.355 --> 01:33:39.355 align:center You have only one solution. 01:33:39.605 --> 01:33:40.355 align:center What? 01:33:41.105 --> 01:33:42.230 align:center What are you doing? 01:33:42.355 --> 01:33:43.855 align:center You got mouth ulcers? Speak up. 01:33:44.230 --> 01:33:45.355 align:center Take a U-turn. 01:33:45.480 --> 01:33:48.230 align:center We'll ask the doctor to extend your father's coma. 01:33:48.355 --> 01:33:50.855 align:center Extend it? What is this a web series? 01:33:50.980 --> 01:33:52.230 align:center In the next episode you will find out, 01:33:52.355 --> 01:33:53.730 align:center whether Kartaar's father wake up or not. 01:33:53.855 --> 01:33:56.980 align:center Let's give him sleeping injections for 5 or 6 months. 01:33:57.355 --> 01:33:58.855 align:center We'll wake him after your wedding. 01:33:58.980 --> 01:34:00.730 align:center I have a lethal injection, too. 01:34:00.855 --> 01:34:03.480 align:center And I know exactly where I'll stick it. 01:34:03.605 --> 01:34:05.855 align:center Why are you jumping on me? 01:34:05.855 --> 01:34:08.855 align:center It's not like I gave Uncle the power to wake up from a coma? 01:34:08.855 --> 01:34:11.605 align:center Kartaar, you're emotional right now, 01:34:12.105 --> 01:34:15.355 align:center and not in a position to decide. 01:34:15.355 --> 01:34:17.980 align:center I have studied your case... 01:34:18.230 --> 01:34:20.480 align:center You have only one path to choose. 01:34:22.646 --> 01:34:24.896 align:center Are you going home yourself, 01:34:25.021 --> 01:34:26.730 align:center or should I show you the path? 01:34:26.771 --> 01:34:28.521 align:center Let me show you the path first. 01:34:28.605 --> 01:34:31.396 align:center Are you a lamp that you'll walk ahead of me? 01:34:31.605 --> 01:34:32.646 align:center I've decided. 01:34:33.146 --> 01:34:36.271 align:center I'll tell Nimmo and her family everything. 01:34:36.396 --> 01:34:37.730 align:center Then, my dear friend... 01:34:37.771 --> 01:34:39.896 align:center Your lights will go out before Diwali. 01:34:42.896 --> 01:34:43.771 align:center Yes, son? 01:34:44.021 --> 01:34:46.271 align:center What the urgent matter that brought you here? 01:34:46.355 --> 01:34:50.396 align:center Look, I don't know if God forgives, 01:34:50.646 --> 01:34:53.146 align:center but if children bow their heads before parents, 01:34:53.230 --> 01:34:54.730 align:center parents definitely forgive their children. 01:34:54.771 --> 01:34:55.980 align:center Well said, son. 01:34:56.021 --> 01:34:59.896 align:center If we post this status, it'll go viral. 01:34:59.980 --> 01:35:01.896 align:center See how wise our son-in-law is? 01:35:01.896 --> 01:35:02.771 align:center Right, Brother? 01:35:02.855 --> 01:35:04.271 align:center I deserve it. 01:35:04.355 --> 01:35:07.771 align:center Brother-in-law, first tell us what exactly are you apologizing for? 01:35:08.271 --> 01:35:13.021 align:center Actually, I unknowingly took my father's place. 01:35:13.730 --> 01:35:16.771 align:center Took his place? I took his job. 01:35:16.855 --> 01:35:19.980 align:center I mean my father is still alive. 01:35:20.146 --> 01:35:21.730 align:center He's alive? He's alive? 01:35:21.771 --> 01:35:23.771 align:center What? He's alive? 01:35:24.521 --> 01:35:26.521 align:center Such a big lie! 01:35:26.771 --> 01:35:28.271 align:center Dad, shoot him! 01:35:28.980 --> 01:35:30.355 align:center But I don't have a gun. 01:35:30.396 --> 01:35:31.730 align:center Slap me instead, or do something else. 01:35:31.771 --> 01:35:32.771 align:center Why do you want me to get shot? 01:35:32.896 --> 01:35:34.396 align:center Don't look here and there. 01:35:34.646 --> 01:35:36.896 align:center "Pick it up." No, no, no! 01:35:36.980 --> 01:35:39.605 align:center No, no, no! 01:35:42.896 --> 01:35:44.396 align:center No! What "no, no, no", huh? 01:35:44.771 --> 01:35:47.396 align:center I made tea for you, you must drink it. 01:35:48.021 --> 01:35:51.271 align:center Son, your health doesn't look good. 01:35:51.771 --> 01:35:53.021 align:center A wise man once said, 01:35:53.146 --> 01:35:56.896 align:center "Bad times don't last forever, nor do good times." 01:35:57.021 --> 01:35:58.521 align:center Our son-in-law is something else. 01:35:58.646 --> 01:36:01.896 align:center May God protect this quality in him. 01:36:02.396 --> 01:36:06.396 align:center So the wedding date is fixed, right? 01:36:06.521 --> 01:36:09.646 align:center Son, has a wedding date ever moved? 01:36:09.771 --> 01:36:13.855 align:center No, not the wedding date, I have moved. 01:36:14.021 --> 01:36:15.980 align:center "Pick it up!" 01:36:17.105 --> 01:36:20.105 align:center I play people, but you played your own father. 01:36:20.396 --> 01:36:22.646 align:center Does a coma come with an expiration date? 01:36:22.771 --> 01:36:25.605 align:center Would I get a police job if I hadn't done this? 01:36:25.646 --> 01:36:28.771 align:center Everything happened with our family consent. 01:36:28.855 --> 01:36:30.896 align:center You say family consent, 01:36:30.980 --> 01:36:33.480 align:center like the whole family arranged a poor girl's marriage? 01:36:33.521 --> 01:36:37.605 align:center With family consent, you should've taken me to a good doctor. 01:36:37.646 --> 01:36:38.896 align:center We left nothing out. 01:36:38.980 --> 01:36:41.271 align:center The only one we didn't consult was a vet. 01:36:41.396 --> 01:36:43.146 align:center I told them we should've tried that, too. 01:36:43.230 --> 01:36:44.521 align:center Sometimes these doctors are smart too. 01:36:44.605 --> 01:36:45.730 align:center Do I look like an animal? 01:36:45.771 --> 01:36:48.105 align:center If you were, we would've seen the vet. 01:36:48.146 --> 01:36:48.855 align:center But we didn't. 01:36:48.896 --> 01:36:52.730 align:center Since he joined, "Danger" fruits come home every day. 01:36:52.771 --> 01:36:55.230 align:center Grandma, not danger, Dragon fruit. 01:36:55.271 --> 01:36:57.521 align:center Whatever it is, you've progressed, right? 01:36:57.605 --> 01:37:01.146 align:center Now Uncle, either you protect this progress or ruin it. 01:37:01.230 --> 01:37:03.771 align:center Dad, at this age, people start saying, 01:37:03.896 --> 01:37:06.730 align:center "If the family is happy, I need nothing else." 01:37:06.771 --> 01:37:07.771 align:center Why don't I want anything, huh? 01:37:07.896 --> 01:37:09.021 align:center Don't panic, Dad. 01:37:09.146 --> 01:37:09.980 align:center You will get everything. 01:37:10.021 --> 01:37:13.771 align:center Just stay hidden until my wedding. 01:37:14.021 --> 01:37:14.771 align:center Yes. 01:37:14.896 --> 01:37:16.980 align:center What makes you think I don't want to see my son's wedding? 01:37:17.105 --> 01:37:18.521 align:center Don't be stubborn, Dad. 01:37:18.605 --> 01:37:19.730 align:center We'll show you on a video call. 01:37:19.771 --> 01:37:20.771 align:center You can dance at home. 01:37:21.021 --> 01:37:21.730 align:center Yes. Yes. 01:37:21.771 --> 01:37:23.646 align:center The wedding will take place there and I dance here? 01:37:23.646 --> 01:37:26.855 align:center This will be life I dance in Ludhiana, and the ground moves in Jalandhar. 01:37:26.896 --> 01:37:30.230 align:center Dad, with your weight, your movements will be felt in Lahore. 01:37:30.271 --> 01:37:31.771 align:center No problem. You all decide, 01:37:32.021 --> 01:37:34.021 align:center whether I go to the wedding or go to the police station. 01:37:34.105 --> 01:37:35.771 align:center I must say, it will be an amazing. 01:37:35.855 --> 01:37:41.146 align:center "A murderer got rid of his own father to steal his job." 01:37:41.521 --> 01:37:42.855 align:center We'll get caught, Dad. 01:37:42.896 --> 01:37:44.896 align:center No Kartaar, we won't. 01:37:45.021 --> 01:37:46.521 align:center I've watched a lot of reels. 01:37:46.646 --> 01:37:47.896 align:center We'll change disguise him. 01:37:48.021 --> 01:37:50.355 align:center Disguise him? Who do you think he is, Amitabh Bachchan? 01:37:50.480 --> 01:37:52.021 align:center That only happens in films. 01:37:52.146 --> 01:37:55.146 align:center Isn't what you pulled off straight of out a movie too? 01:37:55.521 --> 01:37:57.521 align:center Just wait and watch, Abhishek, my son. 01:37:57.730 --> 01:37:59.021 align:center Abhishek? Who is Abhishek? 01:37:59.271 --> 01:38:01.855 align:center Your father will disguise himself so well 01:38:01.980 --> 01:38:07.730 align:center that it'll be not just difficult, but simply impossible to recognize him. 01:38:07.855 --> 01:38:10.146 align:center Oh, wow... 01:38:10.771 --> 01:38:12.771 align:center Uncle, looking at your acting skills... 01:38:12.855 --> 01:38:16.105 align:center you're sure to get the role of the Surpanakha in the Ramleela play. 01:38:16.230 --> 01:38:17.271 align:center Why a Surpanakha? 01:38:17.480 --> 01:38:19.355 align:center Because you do shameful acts. 01:38:19.396 --> 01:38:20.230 align:center Yes. 01:38:20.396 --> 01:38:21.396 align:center You're killing me! 01:38:23.896 --> 01:38:25.021 align:center Speak up! 01:38:25.230 --> 01:38:27.896 align:center Tell me why were you headed? 01:38:27.980 --> 01:38:29.480 align:center Nowhere, sir. 01:38:29.521 --> 01:38:34.396 align:center Sir? I told you to beat him red. 01:38:34.646 --> 01:38:36.771 align:center He turned purple. 01:38:37.271 --> 01:38:40.521 align:center We tried to make him red, but the colours mixed. 01:38:40.646 --> 01:38:41.771 align:center Get up. 01:38:42.355 --> 01:38:43.605 align:center Do you accept or not? 01:38:43.646 --> 01:38:45.021 align:center I accept, sir. 01:38:45.146 --> 01:38:47.271 align:center I accept everything in God's name. 01:38:47.396 --> 01:38:48.980 align:center My whole family accepts it. 01:38:49.021 --> 01:38:52.105 align:center I swear I didn't do anything. 01:38:52.146 --> 01:38:53.896 align:center He won't admit it. 01:38:53.980 --> 01:38:56.396 align:center Sir, he's accepted two motorcycles and three cars. 01:38:56.521 --> 01:38:57.521 align:center What else should we make him accept? 01:38:57.646 --> 01:39:00.896 align:center No, I'm telling the truth. I'm not a thief. 01:39:00.980 --> 01:39:03.480 align:center If not a thief, then a retired BDO? 01:39:04.021 --> 01:39:06.355 align:center Sir, they don't listen to me. 01:39:06.396 --> 01:39:10.396 align:center They picked me up like they caught a bootlegger. 01:39:10.521 --> 01:39:13.646 align:center Sir, I ran because Officer Sher Singh was with me. 01:39:14.355 --> 01:39:17.480 align:center Officer Sher Singh died months ago. 01:39:17.521 --> 01:39:19.105 align:center You caught a mental patient. 01:39:19.146 --> 01:39:20.521 align:center His blood will be on your hands. 01:39:20.646 --> 01:39:22.771 align:center No, sir, I'm not crazy. 01:39:23.021 --> 01:39:24.146 align:center I'm telling the truth. 01:39:24.355 --> 01:39:29.355 align:center Kartaar left his father at Raju's place to get the job. 01:39:29.896 --> 01:39:30.730 align:center I swear. 01:39:30.771 --> 01:39:32.021 align:center Trust me. No, no, sir. 01:39:32.146 --> 01:39:33.771 align:center I swear on Mother Earth. 01:39:34.605 --> 01:39:38.105 align:center If he is telling the truth, 01:39:38.230 --> 01:39:40.021 align:center then this is a very serious accusation. 01:39:40.980 --> 01:39:44.646 align:center Avtar Singh, pick up Raju, Yes. 01:39:45.105 --> 01:39:46.896 align:center and arrest Kartaar. 01:39:47.771 --> 01:39:50.521 align:center Come on, put on your brand new gear, 01:39:50.605 --> 01:39:52.896 align:center The clothes you saved for a day so dear. 01:39:53.021 --> 01:39:54.646 align:center He's getting married, against all odds, 01:39:54.730 --> 01:39:57.605 align:center A twist of fate written by the gods. 01:39:57.646 --> 01:40:01.271 align:center 'The whole world cheers for Kartaar's big day, 01:40:02.146 --> 01:40:04.271 align:center Let's celebrate Kartaar's wedding in a grand way! 01:40:04.396 --> 01:40:06.480 align:center Let's celebrate Kartaar's wedding in a grand way! 01:40:06.521 --> 01:40:08.521 align:center The moon shines bright while the sun is high, 01:40:08.605 --> 01:40:11.021 align:center Mangoes started growing on neem trees, oh my! 01:40:11.146 --> 01:40:13.355 align:center Let's celebrate Kartaar's wedding in a grand way! 01:40:13.396 --> 01:40:15.521 align:center Let's celebrate Kartaar's wedding in a grand way! 01:40:25.646 --> 01:40:27.855 align:center The moon shines bright while the sun is high, 01:40:27.896 --> 01:40:29.646 align:center Let's celebrate Kartaar's wedding in a grand way! 01:40:29.771 --> 01:40:32.355 align:center Mangoes started growing on neem trees, oh my! 01:40:32.396 --> 01:40:34.896 align:center Let's celebrate Kartaar's wedding in a grand way! 01:40:46.146 --> 01:40:47.480 align:center Everything okay? 01:40:49.396 --> 01:40:50.730 align:center Bless you, children! 01:40:50.771 --> 01:40:52.146 align:center Dad! 01:40:53.271 --> 01:40:54.646 align:center He reminded you of your dad? 01:40:55.855 --> 01:40:58.271 align:center I felt like Dad was blessing us. 01:40:58.396 --> 01:40:59.646 align:center Come here, dear. 01:41:00.021 --> 01:41:02.021 align:center You all come, too. 01:41:02.396 --> 01:41:03.771 align:center Can't you hear me? 01:41:05.396 --> 01:41:06.146 align:center Sir! 01:41:06.271 --> 01:41:06.855 align:center Yes? 01:41:06.896 --> 01:41:08.646 align:center You'll get caught because of your brains, if not your face. 01:41:08.730 --> 01:41:10.605 align:center Let's just take the photo, kid. 01:41:10.771 --> 01:41:12.771 align:center Come on, make it a good one. 01:41:16.521 --> 01:41:19.271 align:center Uncle, we're doomed. What we feared has happened! 01:41:19.271 --> 01:41:20.105 align:center What happened? 01:41:20.480 --> 01:41:22.646 align:center The caterer didn't put bananas in the red chutney. 01:41:22.730 --> 01:41:23.896 align:center You... 01:41:24.355 --> 01:41:25.146 align:center Enough now. 01:41:25.271 --> 01:41:26.646 align:center The wedding ceremony is already done. 01:41:27.021 --> 01:41:27.896 align:center Guests are giving them gifts. 01:41:28.021 --> 01:41:28.771 align:center Let it be. 01:41:28.896 --> 01:41:30.521 align:center Dad, this is like once we send her off, 01:41:30.646 --> 01:41:32.271 align:center who care even if she becomes a widow? 01:41:32.355 --> 01:41:33.396 align:center Shut up! 01:41:33.521 --> 01:41:34.521 align:center She's your sister. 01:41:34.605 --> 01:41:35.605 align:center Sorry, Shaktiman. 01:41:36.105 --> 01:41:37.771 align:center The arrangements are good. Yes. 01:41:37.896 --> 01:41:39.646 align:center Everyone is dancing. 01:41:40.146 --> 01:41:41.105 align:center Yes. 01:41:43.021 --> 01:41:44.646 align:center Brother, who is that guy? 01:41:47.480 --> 01:41:51.605 align:center Oh my dear, my beloved's house is far away. 01:41:51.771 --> 01:41:52.855 align:center Hello! 01:41:53.271 --> 01:41:55.646 align:center Brother! Which side are you from? 01:41:55.771 --> 01:41:57.396 align:center I'm from the Gurdaspur side. 01:41:57.521 --> 01:41:58.896 align:center I didn't ask about your hometown. 01:41:58.980 --> 01:42:00.521 align:center Which side of the wedding? 01:42:00.605 --> 01:42:02.480 align:center I'm the girl's uncle, sir. 01:42:02.521 --> 01:42:05.646 align:center Be anyone's uncle, but dance properly. 01:42:05.730 --> 01:42:08.646 align:center Brother, you should fix your mind-set. 01:42:09.646 --> 01:42:11.480 align:center Sister-in-law, are you drunk? 01:42:11.521 --> 01:42:11.896 align:center Why? 01:42:11.980 --> 01:42:13.021 align:center Do I look drunk to you? 01:42:13.271 --> 01:42:16.396 align:center I know you're very happy, but that doesn't mean 01:42:16.521 --> 01:42:19.730 align:center you hold hands with any random guy and keep dancing. 01:42:19.771 --> 01:42:21.105 align:center I just got carried away in the flow, Gen Z. 01:42:21.146 --> 01:42:23.521 align:center Don't disgrace in the flow. 01:42:26.980 --> 01:42:28.646 align:center Wonderful. 01:42:29.521 --> 01:42:31.271 align:center I'll handle him. 01:42:31.355 --> 01:42:32.230 align:center Brother... 01:42:32.855 --> 01:42:36.146 align:center Control your brother-in-law, or I'll tear him apart. 01:42:36.230 --> 01:42:37.396 align:center Is he a sweater that you'll tear him apart? 01:42:37.480 --> 01:42:39.146 align:center Tell me, what's the matter? 01:42:39.396 --> 01:42:42.146 align:center He's drunk and matching steps with the old ladies. 01:42:42.230 --> 01:42:46.271 align:center Before I take a wrong step, go stop him. 01:42:46.355 --> 01:42:47.021 align:center That's it. 01:42:47.146 --> 01:42:48.730 align:center We're in big trouble. 01:42:50.146 --> 01:42:53.521 align:center Mom, who is Kartaar's mother is dancing with? 01:42:54.771 --> 01:42:56.771 align:center Must be their relative. 01:42:56.896 --> 01:42:59.230 align:center Our relatives never dance like this. 01:42:59.271 --> 01:43:01.271 align:center Come on, let's talk to your father. Yes, let's go. 01:43:01.771 --> 01:43:03.396 align:center Uncle, Uncle... listen to me. 01:43:03.646 --> 01:43:05.146 align:center Let him dance. 01:43:05.230 --> 01:43:07.021 align:center I should let you dance? You think you're Michael Jackson? 01:43:07.105 --> 01:43:08.855 align:center Listen to me. Mind your own business. 01:43:09.146 --> 01:43:10.146 align:center Aunty... 01:43:10.521 --> 01:43:12.605 align:center You're dancing like a professional dancer today. 01:43:12.646 --> 01:43:14.855 align:center Listen to me, come with me. I've very excited. 01:43:14.896 --> 01:43:17.021 align:center I'll take care of it. Come with me. 01:43:17.646 --> 01:43:18.646 align:center Come on, Uncle. 01:43:18.730 --> 01:43:19.605 align:center Listen... 01:43:19.646 --> 01:43:21.521 align:center The boy's mother is acting suspicious. 01:43:21.646 --> 01:43:24.355 align:center There's nothing wrong with the boy's mother... 01:43:24.396 --> 01:43:26.480 align:center The girl's uncle is suspicious. 01:43:26.521 --> 01:43:28.980 align:center He's the one slithering around like a snake. 01:43:29.021 --> 01:43:30.605 align:center Before we crack his head open, go lock him in the box. 01:43:30.646 --> 01:43:31.271 align:center I'm warning you. 01:43:31.396 --> 01:43:32.730 align:center Which Uncle? Who are you talking about? 01:43:32.771 --> 01:43:34.230 align:center That one... 01:43:35.021 --> 01:43:36.896 align:center The one dancing over there. Come on. 01:43:37.771 --> 01:43:39.521 align:center The one who was dancing over there. 01:43:39.896 --> 01:43:41.646 align:center Come with me. He didn't even let me dance. 01:43:41.730 --> 01:43:42.730 align:center Yes, tell me, what's the matter? 01:43:42.771 --> 01:43:46.146 align:center The way you're dancing, people will get suspicious. 01:43:46.271 --> 01:43:46.980 align:center Suspicious about what? 01:43:47.021 --> 01:43:50.771 align:center That Kartaar's father is alive and roaming around with a fake beard. 01:43:50.896 --> 01:43:52.480 align:center Kartaar's father is alive? 01:43:52.521 --> 01:43:55.396 align:center He heard us. I'll go and tell everyone. 01:43:55.480 --> 01:43:57.021 align:center Uncle! 01:43:59.230 --> 01:44:00.521 align:center Uncle! 01:44:02.646 --> 01:44:04.896 align:center Uncle, Kartaar's father is alive! 01:44:05.021 --> 01:44:05.896 align:center I'm leaving. 01:44:08.230 --> 01:44:09.521 align:center Billa! Billa! 01:44:10.605 --> 01:44:11.730 align:center What did he just say? 01:44:11.771 --> 01:44:13.146 align:center Even I don't know... 01:44:13.271 --> 01:44:16.771 align:center why he's saying, "Kartaar's father is alive." 01:44:17.771 --> 01:44:19.605 align:center He's alive? He's na e. 01:44:19.646 --> 01:44:22.396 align:center He's not na e, right now, he's a fireball. 01:44:22.521 --> 01:44:23.730 align:center Billa! 01:44:46.021 --> 01:44:47.605 align:center Stop the music! 01:44:47.771 --> 01:44:48.896 align:center Which one should i get then 01:44:48.980 --> 01:44:49.855 align:center DJ, turn it off! 01:44:49.896 --> 01:44:50.980 align:center Turn it off now! 01:44:51.771 --> 01:44:52.896 align:center Police? 01:44:58.646 --> 01:45:00.646 align:center What happened, Inspector? 01:45:01.396 --> 01:45:02.521 align:center Who are you? 01:45:02.646 --> 01:45:04.146 align:center I'm the bride's father. 01:45:04.271 --> 01:45:07.480 align:center If you can't recognize people, at least learn to recognize ranks. 01:45:07.521 --> 01:45:09.896 align:center I am a DSP, not an Inspector. 01:45:12.271 --> 01:45:13.146 align:center Where is Sher (Lion)? 01:45:13.271 --> 01:45:16.396 align:center Lions stay in jungles, DSP sir, not at weddings. 01:45:16.521 --> 01:45:18.855 align:center We got information they appear at weddings, too. 01:45:18.896 --> 01:45:21.146 align:center I'm talking about Inspector Sher Singh. 01:45:23.396 --> 01:45:26.146 align:center Looks like he is drunk. 01:45:26.730 --> 01:45:30.396 align:center Sir, he passed away a long ago. 01:45:30.730 --> 01:45:34.771 align:center Kartaar, didn't you invite him to your father's memorial? 01:45:34.896 --> 01:45:36.855 align:center Of course, I invited him. 01:45:37.105 --> 01:45:39.271 align:center I even said, "Come with the whole family." 01:45:39.355 --> 01:45:41.605 align:center Was it a Lohri festival or your father's memorial... 01:45:41.646 --> 01:45:45.021 align:center That we all had to come with our families? 01:45:45.521 --> 01:45:47.396 align:center I must say you're a great artist! 01:45:47.896 --> 01:45:49.771 align:center People hold memorials for dead fathers, 01:45:49.896 --> 01:45:52.730 align:center you held a memorial for a father who is still alive. 01:45:53.605 --> 01:45:55.271 align:center What is he saying, son? 01:45:55.355 --> 01:45:56.771 align:center I don't get it either. 01:45:56.855 --> 01:45:57.980 align:center You soon will. 01:45:58.021 --> 01:45:59.021 align:center Don't worry. 01:45:59.271 --> 01:46:00.480 align:center Get him. 01:46:11.105 --> 01:46:12.146 align:center Greetings, sir. 01:46:12.271 --> 01:46:13.230 align:center Go on. 01:46:13.271 --> 01:46:15.896 align:center The police brought a Qawwali singer with them. 01:46:16.146 --> 01:46:17.396 align:center Shut up! 01:46:18.521 --> 01:46:19.521 align:center Speak up. 01:46:19.730 --> 01:46:21.646 align:center Kartaar's father is alive. 01:46:23.271 --> 01:46:24.980 align:center Mom, we've been exposed. He's alive? 01:46:25.271 --> 01:46:25.771 align:center He's alive? 01:46:25.896 --> 01:46:27.396 align:center Did I say it in Spanish the first time? 01:46:27.521 --> 01:46:28.396 align:center Who is he? 01:46:29.146 --> 01:46:31.021 align:center I'm Shoki, the painter. 01:46:31.230 --> 01:46:32.605 align:center I painted your house. 01:46:32.646 --> 01:46:34.396 align:center When you said, I want "My Green" shade? 01:46:34.646 --> 01:46:35.480 align:center Remember? 01:46:35.521 --> 01:46:37.271 align:center You still owe me 150,000 rupees. 01:46:37.396 --> 01:46:39.480 align:center Are you painter or a fortune-teller? 01:46:39.521 --> 01:46:42.271 align:center How do you know Kartaar's father was alive? 01:46:42.646 --> 01:46:43.771 align:center I don't know about fortune-telling, 01:46:44.021 --> 01:46:46.771 align:center but today I'll shake up this whole family for sure. 01:46:48.396 --> 01:46:51.896 align:center Sir, I picked up Kartaar's father from their house. 01:46:52.730 --> 01:46:54.896 align:center Was father lying in the cradle that you just picked him up? 01:46:55.021 --> 01:46:58.605 align:center Sir, just look at his hair, he looks unstable. 01:46:58.646 --> 01:47:01.646 align:center Brother, I'll cut my hair, but tell everyone the truth. 01:47:01.896 --> 01:47:03.396 align:center Look, sir, he's calling me unstable. 01:47:03.480 --> 01:47:04.521 align:center We'll call you "Professor" instead. 01:47:04.646 --> 01:47:05.855 align:center Take the police and leave. 01:47:05.896 --> 01:47:06.396 align:center Yes! 01:47:06.480 --> 01:47:07.146 align:center Hello! 01:47:07.521 --> 01:47:10.396 align:center He didn't bring the police here, the police brought him here. 01:47:10.480 --> 01:47:12.980 align:center Be thankful we don't have female staff available today. 01:47:13.271 --> 01:47:15.146 align:center Or you too would have been in trouble. 01:47:16.521 --> 01:47:20.480 align:center Look, if your father is Sher Singh, then he's alive. 01:47:20.521 --> 01:47:24.105 align:center Hey! Before blaming our family, 01:47:24.146 --> 01:47:25.896 align:center you should check our family background. 01:47:26.396 --> 01:47:27.521 align:center If only... 01:47:28.021 --> 01:47:31.230 align:center If only I could show you "my background", 01:47:31.271 --> 01:47:33.521 align:center and tell you, where the police pulled the truth out from. 01:47:33.771 --> 01:47:35.646 align:center Then you'd know... 01:47:35.896 --> 01:47:38.230 align:center DSP sir, we didn't understand anything. 01:47:38.271 --> 01:47:39.730 align:center No problem. 01:47:39.771 --> 01:47:42.605 align:center If Punjabi didn't work, I'll explain in Hindi. 01:47:43.271 --> 01:47:47.105 align:center Rajeshwar Kumar Yaduvanshi... Present yourself! 01:47:48.230 --> 01:47:49.396 align:center Rajeshwar? 01:47:49.896 --> 01:47:50.855 align:center Coming, sir, coming. 01:47:50.896 --> 01:47:53.146 align:center Side please, side please, move aside. 01:47:53.271 --> 01:47:54.646 align:center Don't make us bang into you. 01:47:54.730 --> 01:47:56.146 align:center Step back, move away. 01:47:56.396 --> 01:47:57.396 align:center Careful. 01:47:59.021 --> 01:47:59.896 align:center Yes. 01:48:00.230 --> 01:48:01.271 align:center Thank you, Brother! 01:48:01.355 --> 01:48:03.396 align:center Your idea made my business become a hit. 01:48:03.480 --> 01:48:06.021 align:center By the way, the "Dad-sitting" business has huge scope. 01:48:06.105 --> 01:48:08.855 align:center If anyone goes into a coma, please remember me. 01:48:08.896 --> 01:48:10.271 align:center This is my card. 01:48:10.355 --> 01:48:11.480 align:center Here you go. 01:48:11.855 --> 01:48:12.605 align:center Thank you. 01:48:12.646 --> 01:48:13.896 align:center It's my blazer. 01:48:14.146 --> 01:48:15.480 align:center By the way, why did you ask me to come here? 01:48:15.521 --> 01:48:17.230 align:center This is our servant, Raju. 01:48:17.271 --> 01:48:19.396 align:center Wow, you get respect as soon as you become rich. 01:48:19.521 --> 01:48:22.730 align:center Raju sir! Thank you. Not Sir, Ser-vant. 01:48:22.771 --> 01:48:26.396 align:center Hey Siri, is Kartaar's Daddy dead or alive? 01:48:26.521 --> 01:48:28.896 align:center Yes, he's alive. He's 200 percent alive. 01:48:31.355 --> 01:48:34.021 align:center Sister, these days, he is my father. 01:48:34.105 --> 01:48:37.021 align:center The father, I brought to your house wasn't my personal father. 01:48:37.105 --> 01:48:38.396 align:center He was Kartaar's father. 01:48:38.521 --> 01:48:39.521 align:center Kartaar's father? 01:48:39.896 --> 01:48:41.521 align:center What is he saying, son? 01:48:41.646 --> 01:48:44.271 align:center I too don't know what is he saying, Dad. 01:48:44.396 --> 01:48:45.271 align:center Dad? 01:48:45.855 --> 01:48:48.146 align:center Oh, so he's your father these days? 01:48:48.480 --> 01:48:52.355 align:center No, he's Nimmo's father, my future Dad. 01:48:52.396 --> 01:48:54.021 align:center Okay, then Sher Singh? 01:48:54.105 --> 01:48:56.271 align:center He's my previous Dad. 01:48:56.521 --> 01:48:56.980 align:center I mean... 01:48:57.021 --> 01:48:59.021 align:center On the next 12th is his death anniversary. 01:48:59.146 --> 01:49:00.230 align:center "On the next 12th is his death anniversary." 01:49:00.271 --> 01:49:03.855 align:center He went to earn a living, but brought back glass, 01:49:04.021 --> 01:49:05.771 align:center On Kartaar's wedding day... 01:49:05.855 --> 01:49:08.730 align:center The truth will come out! 01:49:08.771 --> 01:49:11.355 align:center The truth will come out! 01:49:11.396 --> 01:49:13.355 align:center Pick him up! 01:49:13.396 --> 01:49:14.771 align:center ?? 01:49:14.855 --> 01:49:15.855 align:center Unstable police! 01:49:15.896 --> 01:49:17.521 align:center You must've seen many DSPs, 01:49:17.646 --> 01:49:20.896 align:center but this is the first time you'll see a DSP who will arrest all the wedding guests. 01:49:21.146 --> 01:49:24.396 align:center Kartaar, where is Sher Singh? 01:49:24.646 --> 01:49:26.271 align:center What are you talking about, sir? 01:49:26.355 --> 01:49:28.771 align:center If my father was alive, he'd attend my wedding, right? 01:49:29.105 --> 01:49:30.521 align:center Tell me, where is my father? 01:49:30.605 --> 01:49:32.271 align:center Come on, tell me, where is my father? 01:49:32.396 --> 01:49:36.396 align:center Brother, I truly believe wherever your father is... 01:49:36.480 --> 01:49:38.105 align:center He is very happy. 01:49:38.646 --> 01:49:42.396 align:center Kid, I've had three digestive pills since morning. 01:49:42.521 --> 01:49:44.271 align:center I still can't digest this. 01:49:44.396 --> 01:49:46.521 align:center If Sher Singh is alive, then where is he? 01:49:46.605 --> 01:49:47.896 align:center Yes, good question. 01:49:49.730 --> 01:49:51.605 align:center Yes, Dad is alive. Huh? 01:49:51.646 --> 01:49:53.355 align:center See, I told you! I told you so. 01:49:53.396 --> 01:49:54.896 align:center I told you, sir. 01:49:55.105 --> 01:49:56.605 align:center He's alive? 01:49:56.896 --> 01:50:00.521 align:center Dad dwells in us. He's lives in our emotions. 01:50:00.646 --> 01:50:01.521 align:center He is lying. 01:50:01.646 --> 01:50:02.896 align:center He's in our thoughts. 01:50:02.980 --> 01:50:05.396 align:center He's not dead. My father is alive. 01:50:05.605 --> 01:50:07.521 align:center Enough, son, enough. 01:50:07.605 --> 01:50:09.021 align:center Aunty is getting sentimental now. 01:50:09.105 --> 01:50:12.021 align:center Sir, we witnessed Kartaar's father's cremation. 01:50:12.271 --> 01:50:15.396 align:center Did anyone see the cotton in the nostrils of the corpse? 01:50:15.521 --> 01:50:16.521 align:center Yes, tell him. 01:50:17.146 --> 01:50:18.771 align:center No sir, we didn't see the cotton. 01:50:19.480 --> 01:50:20.896 align:center That's the point. 01:50:20.980 --> 01:50:23.646 align:center Look, Sher Singh is alive, but a cremation took place. 01:50:23.896 --> 01:50:26.896 align:center And if a cremation took place, whose body was that? 01:50:27.271 --> 01:50:29.855 align:center Sir, you should give his family a chance to speak too. 01:50:29.896 --> 01:50:31.105 align:center Hey! 01:50:32.021 --> 01:50:34.980 align:center Not the family... listen to Gabbar. 01:50:35.646 --> 01:50:36.605 align:center Gabbar? 01:50:37.980 --> 01:50:39.021 align:center "Gabbar!" 01:50:41.396 --> 01:50:42.521 align:center "Gabbar!" 01:50:44.271 --> 01:50:45.855 align:center Who are you? 01:50:46.396 --> 01:50:47.146 align:center Gabbar Singh. 01:50:47.521 --> 01:50:48.521 align:center You came from Chambal? 01:50:48.646 --> 01:50:50.105 align:center No sir, I came from Nangal. 01:50:50.271 --> 01:50:52.146 align:center Looking at you, it feels like you're from a wrestling ring. 01:50:52.271 --> 01:50:55.271 align:center Sir, he set my mother on fire? 01:50:55.605 --> 01:50:56.521 align:center Mother? 01:50:56.646 --> 01:50:58.980 align:center Do we look like people who'd go around setting other's mothers on fire? 01:50:59.021 --> 01:51:02.605 align:center DSP sir, I want my mother's dead body. 01:51:03.396 --> 01:51:05.396 align:center If my mother was alive today, 01:51:05.480 --> 01:51:09.146 align:center she'd have given me not one but four bodies. 01:51:09.396 --> 01:51:12.396 align:center My mother never said no to me for anything. 01:51:12.521 --> 01:51:13.105 align:center She just... 01:51:13.146 --> 01:51:15.646 align:center Brother, please don't wink. You cremated his mother. 01:51:18.355 --> 01:51:19.146 align:center Why are you winking? 01:51:19.271 --> 01:51:21.771 align:center I was winking at you, it just bounced at him. 01:51:21.896 --> 01:51:24.355 align:center Look around sometimes. You are always flirting. 01:51:24.396 --> 01:51:27.146 align:center I want a mother in exchange for my mother. 01:51:27.396 --> 01:51:28.855 align:center Mothers aren't washing machines... 01:51:28.896 --> 01:51:30.480 align:center This isn't an exchange offer. 01:51:30.521 --> 01:51:31.646 align:center You want a mother in exchange for a mother! 01:51:31.730 --> 01:51:34.896 align:center I'll take your mother even without an exchange offer. 01:51:36.396 --> 01:51:37.730 align:center Billa was also with him. 01:51:37.771 --> 01:51:38.521 align:center When was he with him? Yes. 01:51:38.646 --> 01:51:39.730 align:center You are ruining his reputation for no reason. 01:51:39.771 --> 01:51:40.396 align:center Yes. 01:51:40.480 --> 01:51:41.021 align:center Who are you? 01:51:41.521 --> 01:51:42.146 align:center I'm Billo. 01:51:42.605 --> 01:51:45.105 align:center "Billo, what wil you do about Billa?" 01:51:45.146 --> 01:51:47.146 align:center "Everyone will get caught." 01:51:47.896 --> 01:51:50.396 align:center Don't make me release your album, I'm warning you. 01:51:51.646 --> 01:51:53.896 align:center No one will say a word while I investigate this matter. 01:51:54.021 --> 01:51:56.396 align:center Otherwise, there will be a riot here. 01:51:56.521 --> 01:51:57.271 align:center Riot! 01:51:57.521 --> 01:51:59.605 align:center So, what were you saying? 01:52:00.521 --> 01:52:03.230 align:center Since my mother's body went missing, sir, 01:52:03.271 --> 01:52:05.771 align:center my father keeps playing the same song on repeat. 01:52:06.396 --> 01:52:09.521 align:center "Look around, your mother has gone missing." 01:52:09.730 --> 01:52:14.271 align:center Sir, if my mother was alive, I'd still convince myself saying, 01:52:14.396 --> 01:52:16.355 align:center "It's okay, my mother was hot." 01:52:16.396 --> 01:52:17.896 align:center "She must've run away with someone." 01:52:18.230 --> 01:52:22.271 align:center But a dead body can't run away with anyone, people! 01:52:22.396 --> 01:52:24.771 align:center If he has set your body on fire, 01:52:24.855 --> 01:52:28.271 align:center I'll talk to my seniors and arrange another body for you. 01:52:28.396 --> 01:52:31.271 align:center Sir, why are you ruining my wedding and my life? 01:52:31.396 --> 01:52:32.980 align:center I've already lost my father. 01:52:33.021 --> 01:52:35.646 align:center You've put your father under the table. 01:52:35.771 --> 01:52:38.521 align:center Sir, hand his mother over to me, so that I can leave. 01:52:39.105 --> 01:52:40.730 align:center They took your mother's dead body, right? 01:52:40.771 --> 01:52:42.730 align:center Then how can we hand you his mother who is still alive? 01:52:43.355 --> 01:52:44.730 align:center When she dies, we'll send her to you. 01:52:44.771 --> 01:52:48.396 align:center You just give her to me. I'll kill her myself, by crushing her. 01:52:50.021 --> 01:52:52.271 align:center Do you want to get charged under Section 302? 01:52:52.896 --> 01:52:55.271 align:center Anyway, after what I'm about to do to this family... 01:52:55.396 --> 01:52:57.396 align:center His mother will certainly die of shock. 01:52:57.521 --> 01:52:58.021 align:center Really? 01:52:58.146 --> 01:52:59.355 align:center We'll send her body over to you. 01:53:00.146 --> 01:53:00.896 align:center Sir. 01:53:01.230 --> 01:53:01.896 align:center Let's go, guys! 01:53:02.646 --> 01:53:04.521 align:center Yes, yes, come on, everyone out. 01:53:04.646 --> 01:53:05.480 align:center Hello! 01:53:05.521 --> 01:53:07.855 align:center You also leave. You've given your statement, right? 01:53:07.896 --> 01:53:10.771 align:center Yes, anyway it's time to change Dad's diaper. 01:53:10.896 --> 01:53:13.146 align:center If I don't change the diaper, he becomes hyper. 01:53:13.271 --> 01:53:14.271 align:center Let's go. 01:53:14.355 --> 01:53:15.146 align:center Go away. 01:53:15.480 --> 01:53:17.646 align:center What go away, huh? Have some shame. 01:53:17.771 --> 01:53:19.896 align:center DSP just agreed to trade your mother. 01:53:19.980 --> 01:53:21.521 align:center Come on, Mom, it's not like you are dying right now. 01:53:21.605 --> 01:53:23.480 align:center That fat guy will die of diseases before you do. 01:53:23.605 --> 01:53:25.146 align:center Did you really set his mother on fire? 01:53:25.230 --> 01:53:27.271 align:center I've never set dung cakes on fire. 01:53:27.355 --> 01:53:29.355 align:center Why would I set that idiot's mother on fire? 01:53:29.396 --> 01:53:30.980 align:center I think all of them are crazy. 01:53:31.021 --> 01:53:33.730 align:center You all used to call me crazy, right? 01:53:33.771 --> 01:53:36.146 align:center Look, Kartaar's father is hiding there. 01:53:39.105 --> 01:53:39.771 align:center Huh? 01:53:44.605 --> 01:53:46.605 align:center Sat Sri Akal, everyone. 01:53:46.771 --> 01:53:49.021 align:center This is the same pervert uncle from the girl's side, 01:53:49.146 --> 01:53:51.646 align:center who was matching steps with our old women. 01:53:52.146 --> 01:53:53.021 align:center This can't be. 01:53:53.396 --> 01:53:55.730 align:center Why, there's no pervert in your family? 01:53:55.771 --> 01:53:57.730 align:center There is a pervert, but we don't have an uncle. 01:53:59.646 --> 01:54:01.021 align:center Sat Sri Akal. 01:54:01.605 --> 01:54:02.980 align:center That's Raju's father. 01:54:03.021 --> 01:54:03.521 align:center Brother! 01:54:03.605 --> 01:54:04.855 align:center My brother-in-law. 01:54:05.605 --> 01:54:08.271 align:center Welcome back, Sub-Inspector Sher Singh! 01:54:08.396 --> 01:54:10.646 align:center So the cat's out of the bag, huh? 01:54:11.146 --> 01:54:12.855 align:center Kid, take his beard into custody. 01:54:13.271 --> 01:54:14.980 align:center The law demands evidence. 01:54:15.230 --> 01:54:17.480 align:center Brother... Brother, you're really alive? 01:54:20.230 --> 01:54:22.271 align:center Am I dreaming or what? 01:54:22.355 --> 01:54:24.605 align:center All dreams are already shattered. 01:54:25.646 --> 01:54:27.521 align:center Kartaar, did you kill your father? 01:54:28.021 --> 01:54:30.105 align:center I didn't kill him, I just kept him aside. 01:54:30.146 --> 01:54:32.271 align:center You keep mobiles aside, not fathers. 01:54:32.396 --> 01:54:33.521 align:center I don't disagree. 01:54:33.646 --> 01:54:37.105 align:center I thought I'll tell everyone about Dad after everything settles. 01:54:37.146 --> 01:54:38.480 align:center But Dad came forward on his own. 01:54:38.521 --> 01:54:40.855 align:center Come on, kid. Is this mango pickle jar? 01:54:40.896 --> 01:54:43.480 align:center That you just take out after six months? 01:54:44.271 --> 01:54:46.396 align:center It's my mistake, sir. 01:54:47.146 --> 01:54:50.271 align:center Actually, I was a spoiled brat. 01:54:51.021 --> 01:54:53.896 align:center It was only after my father went into a coma... 01:54:54.396 --> 01:54:56.146 align:center that I learned about responsibility. 01:54:56.855 --> 01:54:58.771 align:center But trying to fix everything, 01:54:58.855 --> 01:55:00.605 align:center I ended up ruining it all. 01:55:00.855 --> 01:55:04.021 align:center Forgive me, I lied to all of you. 01:55:05.396 --> 01:55:08.021 align:center Dad, please, forgive me. 01:55:08.396 --> 01:55:09.771 align:center I'm your useless son. 01:55:10.105 --> 01:55:12.521 align:center No. No, Kartaar. 01:55:13.271 --> 01:55:15.021 align:center You're not useless, I am. 01:55:15.271 --> 01:55:17.355 align:center I couldn't raise you the right way. 01:55:17.646 --> 01:55:19.146 align:center Someone rightly said, 01:55:19.521 --> 01:55:21.605 align:center "Knots tied by the hands must be untied by the teeth." 01:55:21.896 --> 01:55:23.771 align:center If I had been an honest man, 01:55:24.230 --> 01:55:25.855 align:center you would've become a capable man. 01:55:25.896 --> 01:55:27.521 align:center You'd have gotten this job on your merit. 01:55:28.021 --> 01:55:31.021 align:center You wouldn't have to do all this for this job. 01:55:33.730 --> 01:55:36.521 align:center DSP sir, this is our family matter. 01:55:37.021 --> 01:55:39.646 align:center We'll handle it ourselves. You can leave. 01:55:40.230 --> 01:55:43.355 align:center We didn't come here to congratulate, you idiot! 01:55:43.396 --> 01:55:45.896 align:center You'll be charged under Section 420. 01:55:46.021 --> 01:55:47.521 align:center You didn't take the law into your hands, 01:55:47.605 --> 01:55:49.730 align:center you picked the law up and made it sit on your lap. 01:55:49.771 --> 01:55:50.396 align:center Avtar! 01:55:50.480 --> 01:55:51.146 align:center Yes, sir. 01:55:51.271 --> 01:55:52.771 align:center Arrest him and bring him outside. 01:55:52.855 --> 01:55:55.105 align:center Sir, he was in a bad situation... 01:55:55.146 --> 01:55:56.396 align:center But he's not a bad person. 01:55:56.521 --> 01:55:59.105 align:center Believe me, after marriage I'll personally fix him. 01:55:59.855 --> 01:56:01.646 align:center And what about government reform homes? 01:56:01.730 --> 01:56:03.480 align:center Should we open poultry farms there? 01:56:03.730 --> 01:56:06.605 align:center Don't be hasty, ma'am. We'll send him back a reformed man. 01:56:06.980 --> 01:56:08.396 align:center Sir... 01:56:09.021 --> 01:56:10.771 align:center We have spent a lot of money on this. 01:56:10.980 --> 01:56:13.271 align:center Give us two hours, we'll finish all the wedding rituals. 01:56:13.355 --> 01:56:16.355 align:center Alright, we'll give you an hour and a half. 01:56:16.396 --> 01:56:19.646 align:center Finish the wedding stuff and come sit in the jeep. 01:56:19.771 --> 01:56:21.105 align:center Sir, we came in an Alto car. 01:56:21.146 --> 01:56:22.521 align:center How did so many people fit in an Alto? 01:56:22.771 --> 01:56:23.980 align:center We squeezed in somehow. 01:56:24.021 --> 01:56:25.521 align:center Then do we seat him on the roof? 01:56:25.605 --> 01:56:26.855 align:center No problem, one of you stay here. 01:56:27.105 --> 01:56:29.521 align:center Bring him along in a rickshaw. Make sure you come. 01:56:29.980 --> 01:56:30.646 align:center Yes, sir. 01:56:30.730 --> 01:56:31.105 align:center Sir... 01:56:31.146 --> 01:56:32.771 align:center Make him pay the 150,000 rupees he owes me. 01:56:32.855 --> 01:56:34.855 align:center No problem. I have a cheque of Bank of Beatings handy. 01:56:34.896 --> 01:56:36.605 align:center I'll give it to you. Come along. Okay, sir. 01:56:37.021 --> 01:56:37.896 align:center Sorry. 01:56:38.771 --> 01:56:40.271 align:center Let's get through this wedding first. 01:56:40.355 --> 01:56:41.730 align:center I'll deal with you later. 01:56:43.021 --> 01:56:43.771 align:center Let's go. 01:56:45.771 --> 01:56:47.896 align:center No, you don't need to grind it, just crush it roughly. 01:56:47.980 --> 01:56:48.855 align:center That's what I'm doing. 01:56:48.896 --> 01:56:50.355 align:center I'll make small packets and send them. 01:56:53.521 --> 01:56:55.355 align:center Sub-Inspector Kartaar Singh reporting, sir! 01:56:55.605 --> 01:56:57.355 align:center You wore the police uniform again, huh? 01:56:57.396 --> 01:56:59.021 align:center Haven't had enough prison food yet? 01:56:59.146 --> 01:57:01.771 align:center No sir, this time I studied, gave exams, 01:57:01.896 --> 01:57:04.605 align:center got recruited in the right manner, then wore the uniform. 01:57:04.646 --> 01:57:05.646 align:center Wow! 01:57:06.605 --> 01:57:08.105 align:center I am so glad! 01:57:08.730 --> 01:57:11.105 align:center Then truly... welcome to the force. 01:57:11.355 --> 01:57:13.105 align:center Thank you, sir, thank you. 01:57:14.021 --> 01:57:15.230 align:center Excuse me. 01:57:15.605 --> 01:57:18.146 align:center Sir, this time I saluted you before leaving. 01:57:18.271 --> 01:57:20.146 align:center No, this time I didn't stop you for the salute. 01:57:20.521 --> 01:57:21.355 align:center Wait. Yes, sir? 01:57:21.771 --> 01:57:24.980 align:center Staying in jail is bound to make anyone depressed. 01:57:25.605 --> 01:57:28.230 align:center Take this anti-depression packet. It'll help you. 01:57:28.271 --> 01:57:30.146 align:center Sir, I don't need this. 01:57:30.230 --> 01:57:30.771 align:center Why? 01:57:30.855 --> 01:57:34.521 align:center Sir, I've also started a "Medical Business" on the side. 01:57:36.355 --> 01:57:38.646 align:center Thank you sir, thank you! 01:57:39.605 --> 01:57:40.896 align:center So good. Sir! 01:57:40.980 --> 01:57:42.396 align:center I didn't call you back. 01:57:42.521 --> 01:57:43.521 align:center No, sir... 01:57:46.730 --> 01:57:47.896 align:center This is for you. 01:57:50.396 --> 01:57:52.021 align:center Hakim Kartaar Singh reporting, sir! 01:57:52.521 --> 01:57:53.521 align:center But what's this packet for? 01:57:53.605 --> 01:57:58.521 align:center Sir, these kinds of packets come in handy at your age. 01:57:59.021 --> 01:58:00.021 align:center It's potent! 01:58:00.271 --> 01:58:02.021 align:center Alright, Master, I'll get going now. 01:58:04.146 --> 01:58:05.146 align:center You rascal! 01:58:14.146 --> 01:58:16.605 align:center I fold my hands and beg to you, please, 01:58:16.646 --> 01:58:19.230 align:center You never listen, never agree with me. 01:58:19.271 --> 01:58:22.396 align:center Put the camera down, please, 01:58:22.480 --> 01:58:24.771 align:center Put the camera down, please, 01:58:24.855 --> 01:58:27.396 align:center Don't come home drunk, please. 01:58:27.480 --> 01:58:29.771 align:center You too stop making vlogs, I insist. 01:58:29.855 --> 01:58:32.646 align:center Don't come home drunk, please. 01:58:32.771 --> 01:58:35.521 align:center You too stop making vlogs, I insist. 01:58:35.605 --> 01:58:38.730 align:center Don't come home drunk, please. 01:58:45.771 --> 01:58:48.771 align:center People will call you names, 01:58:48.896 --> 01:58:51.271 align:center Bollywood guys will take me away. 01:58:51.355 --> 01:58:54.021 align:center People will call you names, 01:58:54.105 --> 01:58:56.771 align:center Bollywood guys will take me away. 01:58:56.855 --> 01:58:59.605 align:center Don't post reels like this, 01:58:59.646 --> 01:59:02.021 align:center Don't post reels like this, 01:59:02.105 --> 01:59:04.730 align:center Don't come home drunk, please. 01:59:04.771 --> 01:59:07.355 align:center You too stop making vlogs, I insist. 01:59:07.396 --> 01:59:09.896 align:center Don't come home drunk, please. 01:59:10.021 --> 01:59:12.646 align:center You too stop making vlogs, I insist. 01:59:12.771 --> 01:59:16.521 align:center Don't come home drunk, please. 01:59:23.396 --> 01:59:26.021 align:center I don't think you are going to stop any time soon, 01:59:26.105 --> 01:59:28.605 align:center My reach is growing wide too. 01:59:28.646 --> 01:59:31.396 align:center I don't think you are going to stop any time soon, 01:59:31.480 --> 01:59:34.105 align:center My reach is growing wide too. 01:59:34.146 --> 01:59:37.021 align:center Let your phone breathe, 01:59:37.146 --> 01:59:39.146 align:center Let your phone breathe, I insist. 01:59:39.271 --> 01:59:41.896 align:center Don't come home drunk, please. 01:59:42.021 --> 01:59:44.771 align:center You too stop making vlogs, I insist. 01:59:44.855 --> 01:59:47.230 align:center Don't come home drunk, please. 01:59:47.271 --> 01:59:50.105 align:center You too stop making vlogs, I insist. 01:59:50.146 --> 01:59:53.855 align:center Don't come home drunk, please.