WEBVTT 00:00:20.875 --> 00:00:22.500 align:center This is a warning. 00:00:32.541 --> 00:00:33.750 align:center Shimura? 00:00:35.416 --> 00:00:36.333 align:center Shimura! 00:00:36.875 --> 00:00:37.791 align:center Shimura! 00:00:40.583 --> 00:00:41.666 align:center Aki. 00:00:44.166 --> 00:00:45.333 align:center Are you okay? 00:00:47.666 --> 00:00:49.416 align:center I wasn't much of a fighter. 00:00:50.125 --> 00:00:51.333 align:center At least you're okay. 00:00:51.416 --> 00:00:52.916 align:center We've other issues now. 00:00:55.458 --> 00:00:56.291 align:center A warning? 00:00:56.375 --> 00:00:58.041 align:center But why Shimura? 00:00:58.125 --> 00:01:00.958 align:center Someone's jealous because we're popular, so they attack Shimura? 00:01:01.041 --> 00:01:02.291 align:center Maybe. 00:01:03.833 --> 00:01:05.458 align:center You reek of alcohol. 00:01:05.958 --> 00:01:08.083 align:center Oh, no. You're imagining things. 00:01:08.166 --> 00:01:09.541 align:center I'm underage, you know? 00:01:09.625 --> 00:01:11.208 align:center I tell you what… 00:01:11.291 --> 00:01:13.958 align:center if something like this happens again, then next time I'm gonna-- 00:01:14.041 --> 00:01:15.208 align:center It's very fishy. 00:01:15.291 --> 00:01:16.791 align:center Do I smell that bad? 00:01:16.875 --> 00:01:18.583 align:center These events are too coincidental. 00:01:18.666 --> 00:01:19.750 align:center I agree. 00:01:19.833 --> 00:01:23.291 align:center It's likely that the hacker and your attackers are the same guys. 00:01:23.375 --> 00:01:24.583 align:center Oh, now I get it. 00:01:24.666 --> 00:01:26.041 align:center But how did they do it? 00:01:26.125 --> 00:01:28.583 align:center Our username and passwords are very secure. 00:01:28.666 --> 00:01:30.083 align:center It beats me too. 00:01:30.583 --> 00:01:33.458 align:center Unless somehow, they got their hands on our password. 00:01:33.541 --> 00:01:34.708 align:center But how? 00:01:37.250 --> 00:01:38.791 align:center -Kanegon. -Hmm? 00:01:38.875 --> 00:01:41.875 align:center You didn't fall for some phishing scheme on a porn site, did you? 00:01:41.958 --> 00:01:44.583 align:center Oh, come on. I'm not a pervert or anything. 00:01:46.208 --> 00:01:49.583 align:center Hey, Kanegon. Show us how you edit. 00:01:49.666 --> 00:01:50.625 align:center You really wanna know? 00:01:50.708 --> 00:01:52.416 align:center -Yes! -No. Wait, really? 00:01:52.500 --> 00:01:54.083 align:center Okay. 00:01:54.166 --> 00:01:55.583 align:center Oh, this is so great. 00:01:55.666 --> 00:01:58.791 align:center -Let me see, V-I-R-A-L. -Viral. 00:01:58.875 --> 00:02:03.083 align:center -H-I-and-T -Ah! 00:02:03.166 --> 00:02:04.583 align:center Don't forget the password. 00:02:04.666 --> 00:02:06.708 align:center K-K-D… 00:02:06.791 --> 00:02:07.833 align:center Oh. 00:02:07.916 --> 00:02:09.916 align:center Hmm? What's wrong? 00:02:10.000 --> 00:02:11.000 align:center Oh no. 00:02:12.125 --> 00:02:13.250 align:center It's nothing 00:02:17.833 --> 00:02:20.208 align:center HIGH SCHOOL 00:02:23.458 --> 00:02:26.625 align:center -Oh, hi. I had a great time last night-- -I'm sure you did. 00:02:26.708 --> 00:02:30.041 align:center -If you want the girls' info-- -The password! 00:02:31.166 --> 00:02:32.291 align:center You stole it. 00:02:33.041 --> 00:02:34.166 align:center What? I don't know. 00:02:34.666 --> 00:02:37.125 align:center -You're making things up. -Don't play dumb with me. 00:02:37.208 --> 00:02:40.333 align:center You got our account suspended and you had those guys ambush Shimura. 00:02:40.416 --> 00:02:42.583 align:center What do you mean? What are you accusing me of? 00:02:42.666 --> 00:02:44.083 align:center I don't have time for this. 00:02:45.250 --> 00:02:48.666 align:center Recently, I joined an agency. So I'm busy. 00:02:48.750 --> 00:02:51.125 align:center -Have a good day. -Hey! Wait, you… 00:02:53.166 --> 00:02:54.666 align:center God dammit! 00:02:55.500 --> 00:02:57.333 align:center What am I going to do? 00:02:59.291 --> 00:03:00.625 align:center -Good work today. -You too. 00:03:02.041 --> 00:03:04.125 align:center -What happened to you? -Huh? 00:03:04.208 --> 00:03:05.458 align:center Your head. 00:03:06.375 --> 00:03:07.833 align:center Oh, this. 00:03:08.833 --> 00:03:10.000 align:center Did you fight again? 00:03:10.083 --> 00:03:13.166 align:center Uh, no, I didn't. I got ambushed. 00:03:13.250 --> 00:03:14.791 align:center It was two against one. 00:03:14.875 --> 00:03:16.125 align:center I didn't stand a chance. 00:03:16.208 --> 00:03:17.666 align:center Who did this to you? 00:03:17.750 --> 00:03:20.208 align:center I don't know. But, don't worry. 00:03:20.291 --> 00:03:21.916 align:center Next time, they don't stand a chance. 00:03:24.041 --> 00:03:27.791 align:center Oh, here. I forgot to return this. Thank you. 00:03:27.875 --> 00:03:29.500 align:center Oh, thank you. 00:03:36.541 --> 00:03:38.250 align:center Uh, can I… 00:03:38.333 --> 00:03:39.375 align:center Huh? 00:03:39.458 --> 00:03:43.000 align:center Oh, yeah. I was wondering about our café date. 00:03:43.083 --> 00:03:45.000 align:center Ah! 00:03:45.083 --> 00:03:46.250 align:center I'll let you know, yeah? 00:03:47.291 --> 00:03:50.250 align:center -Well, better get back to it. -Yeah, I'll be right there. 00:03:57.041 --> 00:03:58.208 align:center I KNOW WHO DID IT 00:03:58.291 --> 00:03:59.541 align:center Kanegon? 00:04:02.666 --> 00:04:07.500 align:center Hey, so I heard that Viral Hit's account got hacked. 00:04:08.041 --> 00:04:09.250 align:center Really? 00:04:09.333 --> 00:04:11.125 align:center Mr. Kimishima, was that you? 00:04:11.208 --> 00:04:13.333 align:center And why would I do that? 00:04:14.208 --> 00:04:17.083 align:center Anyway, this is good. Now you don't have them to worry about. 00:04:18.250 --> 00:04:19.208 align:center Hmm. 00:04:20.166 --> 00:04:23.625 align:center But… I really want more followers. 00:04:23.708 --> 00:04:25.875 align:center Oh, I know. 00:04:28.041 --> 00:04:32.708 align:center I told you. I'll do anything for you, Rumi. Hmm? 00:04:33.666 --> 00:04:35.000 align:center Mm-hmm. 00:04:46.000 --> 00:04:47.625 align:center Influencer agency? 00:04:47.708 --> 00:04:50.166 align:center Yeah. Rumi recently joined an agency. 00:04:50.250 --> 00:04:51.375 align:center That's it there. 00:04:52.666 --> 00:04:55.083 align:center CANDY CROWN CREATOR 00:04:55.833 --> 00:04:59.083 align:center -There she is. -Not the point. Keep scrolling down. 00:05:04.083 --> 00:05:06.250 align:center Hey! These are the guys who attacked me. 00:05:06.333 --> 00:05:07.833 align:center Yeah, I thought so. 00:05:08.333 --> 00:05:10.500 align:center Now all the dots are connected. 00:05:10.583 --> 00:05:14.166 align:center We need to solve this quickly so I can redeem myself to Aki. 00:05:14.250 --> 00:05:15.958 align:center Redeem yourself? Why? 00:05:17.875 --> 00:05:21.708 align:center -What's Aki got to do with… -Come on! You know I have a crush on her. 00:05:22.833 --> 00:05:26.458 align:center -No. -Hey, you haven't figured that out yet? 00:05:26.541 --> 00:05:27.916 align:center Uh, no. 00:05:28.000 --> 00:05:31.333 align:center Jeez. We need an emergency meeting now. 00:05:32.083 --> 00:05:33.583 align:center At Aki's! 00:05:34.291 --> 00:05:35.458 align:center Come on! 00:05:36.750 --> 00:05:38.750 align:center How long has this been going on? 00:05:39.250 --> 00:05:40.083 align:center PINGURI 00:05:40.166 --> 00:05:44.583 align:center They've got 600 subscribers who post videos doing obnoxious shit in public. 00:05:44.666 --> 00:05:47.916 align:center And you think it was Rumi who had them attack me, right? 00:05:48.000 --> 00:05:50.958 align:center She denied it, but there's no doubt they're connected. 00:05:51.458 --> 00:05:53.791 align:center They got hold of my password after she stole it. 00:05:53.875 --> 00:05:57.875 align:center Mmm. Let's go to police. There's no doubt that this is a crime. 00:05:59.083 --> 00:06:00.750 align:center I know where you're coming from, 00:06:00.833 --> 00:06:04.083 align:center but if we do that, our channel, it could get taken down. 00:06:06.208 --> 00:06:08.291 align:center Young people are flocking to the streaming app 00:06:08.375 --> 00:06:09.791 align:center that we've been using. 00:06:09.875 --> 00:06:12.750 align:center But since it's so new, there's no oversight. 00:06:12.833 --> 00:06:14.250 align:center That's how we do what we do. 00:06:15.083 --> 00:06:17.791 align:center If they find out we're making money by using violence, 00:06:17.875 --> 00:06:20.208 align:center they'll ban our account immediately. 00:06:20.708 --> 00:06:23.000 align:center So, what are you saying? We should forget it? 00:06:23.083 --> 00:06:27.791 align:center We've just found our next opponent. 00:06:28.833 --> 00:06:32.125 align:center They trapped you, they think, but you allowed it. Didn't you? 00:06:33.125 --> 00:06:36.041 align:center Hang on a sec. There are two of them, yeah? 00:06:36.125 --> 00:06:38.416 align:center I was off my guard when they attacked. 00:06:38.916 --> 00:06:42.500 align:center We'll be bringing down streamers who attack members of the public. 00:06:43.125 --> 00:06:45.208 align:center Good content, it'll make money. 00:06:46.833 --> 00:06:49.166 align:center HOW TO BEAT A THUG IN A FIGHT 00:06:49.250 --> 00:06:51.666 align:center Can I really win by listening to you? 00:07:00.083 --> 00:07:03.583 align:center How am I supposed to fight two guys at once? 00:07:06.666 --> 00:07:07.708 align:center NEW VIDEO ALERT 00:07:10.958 --> 00:07:12.916 align:center HOW TO WIN AGAINST MULTIPLE OPPONENTS 00:07:13.000 --> 00:07:15.666 align:center Yes! 00:07:15.750 --> 00:07:19.541 align:center What happens when a person with zero training in martial arts 00:07:19.625 --> 00:07:22.916 align:center attempts to fight multiple opponents at once? 00:07:23.416 --> 00:07:25.666 align:center He will never win. 00:07:25.750 --> 00:07:29.916 align:center Yeah. But you're gonna show me some new moves now, aren't you? 00:07:30.000 --> 00:07:32.791 align:center If you are serious about winning, 00:07:32.875 --> 00:07:36.041 align:center you must master at least ten of my techniques. 00:07:36.125 --> 00:07:37.166 align:center Ten? Wow. 00:07:37.250 --> 00:07:38.916 align:center That's kind of a lot… 00:07:40.000 --> 00:07:42.208 align:center That's right. In other words, 00:07:42.291 --> 00:07:45.375 align:center there's no chance for a beginner like you to win. 00:07:45.458 --> 00:07:47.833 align:center You cannot win against multiple opponents. 00:07:47.916 --> 00:07:49.750 align:center So give up. 00:07:49.833 --> 00:07:51.750 align:center What? You serious? 00:07:51.833 --> 00:07:54.500 align:center I… oh… come on! There's nothing? 00:07:54.583 --> 00:07:55.791 align:center However, 00:07:55.875 --> 00:08:00.125 align:center even if you can't win the fight, you can still win the game. 00:08:02.125 --> 00:08:03.500 align:center URABE GENERAL HOSPITAL 00:08:03.541 --> 00:08:06.625 align:center I'm glad to hear your son is enjoying school. 00:08:06.708 --> 00:08:08.666 align:center I think he's made some good friends. 00:08:08.750 --> 00:08:10.500 align:center He's been so lively lately. 00:08:10.583 --> 00:08:13.250 align:center Your son is busy enjoying his age! 00:08:13.333 --> 00:08:14.916 align:center He's already in high school. 00:08:15.000 --> 00:08:16.750 align:center What if he starts dating someone? 00:08:16.833 --> 00:08:18.875 align:center Now, we have a meeting at 10:00 today. 00:08:18.958 --> 00:08:19.791 align:center Yes, I'm aware. 00:08:19.875 --> 00:08:21.125 align:center Great work today. 00:08:21.916 --> 00:08:24.041 align:center -Good morning. -Hello, Director. Good morning. 00:08:24.666 --> 00:08:27.541 align:center Oh, look, are you feeling better today? 00:08:27.625 --> 00:08:29.250 align:center I have good and bad days. 00:08:29.750 --> 00:08:33.583 align:center Don't worry. With us working together, we'll beat this thing. 00:08:33.666 --> 00:08:35.625 align:center -Thank you. -Mm. 00:08:39.291 --> 00:08:41.625 align:center The director's such a wonderful man. 00:08:45.916 --> 00:08:47.625 align:center KABUKICHO 00:08:47.708 --> 00:08:48.750 align:center Hello! 00:08:48.833 --> 00:08:51.083 align:center -I'm Pink! Yeah! -Green! Yeah! 00:08:51.166 --> 00:08:53.916 align:center Tonight we're hitting the nightlife to prank some people! 00:08:54.000 --> 00:08:54.875 align:center Whoo! 00:08:54.958 --> 00:08:57.791 align:center Which unsuspecting victim will give us the best reaction? 00:08:57.875 --> 00:08:59.416 align:center -It's showtime! -Woo-hoo! 00:08:59.500 --> 00:09:01.916 align:center -Hey, hey. What about that girl? Woo-hoo! -Yo! 00:09:02.000 --> 00:09:03.500 align:center -He went for it! -So cute. 00:09:03.583 --> 00:09:05.375 align:center -Yeah, he's gorgeous. -Miss! 00:09:05.458 --> 00:09:07.333 align:center There's a snake on you. 00:09:07.416 --> 00:09:09.208 align:center Whoa! Oh my God! 00:09:09.291 --> 00:09:10.291 align:center Just run! 00:09:10.375 --> 00:09:12.041 align:center -Come on, run! -Just run! 00:09:12.125 --> 00:09:13.625 align:center Run some more! 00:09:14.458 --> 00:09:16.416 align:center You bastards. 00:09:16.500 --> 00:09:19.458 align:center That's quite enough of your bullshit. 00:09:23.416 --> 00:09:25.208 align:center Time to go live. 00:09:27.458 --> 00:09:28.541 align:center DID HE GET TALLER? 00:09:28.625 --> 00:09:29.916 align:center IT'S A GROWTH SPURT LOL 00:09:31.291 --> 00:09:33.416 align:center You're the guy from Viral Hit? 00:09:33.500 --> 00:09:35.208 align:center Why the hell are you here? 00:09:36.750 --> 00:09:38.000 align:center GET 'EM, SHIMURA! LOL 00:09:38.083 --> 00:09:39.000 align:center TOO FUNNY LOL 00:09:39.083 --> 00:09:43.041 align:center We're starting now. The Viral Hit live stream. 00:09:48.708 --> 00:09:51.708 align:center How to win against multiple opponents. 00:09:52.208 --> 00:09:55.375 align:center The answer lies in your nature. 00:09:56.125 --> 00:09:59.333 align:center It's bluff and intimidation. 00:10:00.125 --> 00:10:04.541 align:center The bluff of a mantis, fending off an attacker for survival! 00:10:05.166 --> 00:10:09.916 align:center The intimidation of a gorilla defending his rank in the hierarchy. 00:10:11.166 --> 00:10:15.125 align:center Now, show them that you can take them all on, 00:10:16.041 --> 00:10:18.333 align:center even though you're alone. 00:10:18.416 --> 00:10:20.500 align:center Last time you caught me off guard. 00:10:20.583 --> 00:10:24.291 align:center I can take you both on. Not an issue. 00:10:24.375 --> 00:10:25.333 align:center Heh! 00:10:25.416 --> 00:10:27.000 align:center The bluff of a mantis! 00:10:27.666 --> 00:10:30.583 align:center Give me the new password and get the hell out of here… 00:10:30.666 --> 00:10:31.875 align:center …or I'll kill both of you! 00:10:31.958 --> 00:10:33.791 align:center Intimidation of a gorilla! 00:10:34.416 --> 00:10:36.375 align:center Whoa, wait a minute. We're already live, so… 00:10:36.458 --> 00:10:37.708 align:center That's right. 00:10:39.250 --> 00:10:40.333 align:center However, 00:10:40.416 --> 00:10:43.458 align:center you must never forget this one point. 00:10:43.541 --> 00:10:46.416 align:center Don't ever let your opponent catch on… 00:10:48.208 --> 00:10:50.791 align:center …to your bluff and intimidation. 00:10:52.166 --> 00:10:53.875 align:center -You idiot. What are you doing? -I just… 00:10:53.958 --> 00:10:56.458 align:center Hey, wait a minute. Look at this. 00:10:57.083 --> 00:10:59.708 align:center His shoes are full of all these insoles. 00:11:01.958 --> 00:11:03.291 align:center Dipshit. 00:11:03.791 --> 00:11:05.500 align:center Do you think we're dumb or something? Huh? 00:11:05.583 --> 00:11:07.875 align:center -Hey! Hey! -Don't mess with us. 00:11:08.875 --> 00:11:11.916 align:center Damn it. I can't hear the master's voice anymore. 00:11:12.000 --> 00:11:13.166 align:center What should I do? 00:11:13.250 --> 00:11:15.166 align:center -What's this? What's this! -Stop it. I said stop! 00:11:15.250 --> 00:11:17.000 align:center Come on! Show me! 00:11:17.083 --> 00:11:18.541 align:center -We're gone. -Show me! 00:11:18.625 --> 00:11:20.708 align:center Look at his shoulder! 00:11:20.791 --> 00:11:22.833 align:center It's all padded. It's fake! 00:11:22.916 --> 00:11:24.333 align:center SHOULDER PADS ARE SO 80S 00:11:24.416 --> 00:11:25.500 align:center THIS IS HILARIOUS 00:11:25.583 --> 00:11:26.625 align:center He's such a loser! 00:11:31.208 --> 00:11:33.916 align:center I can't stand your type of person. 00:11:34.875 --> 00:11:36.083 align:center It's time. 00:11:36.166 --> 00:11:38.250 align:center Beatdown time! 00:11:38.333 --> 00:11:39.666 align:center Ah! 00:11:39.750 --> 00:11:40.875 align:center Don't mess with us. 00:11:40.958 --> 00:11:42.625 align:center Take… 00:11:45.250 --> 00:11:46.750 align:center Damn it! That hurt, you bastard! 00:11:49.791 --> 00:11:52.500 align:center I don't know. Something's wrong with me. 00:11:52.583 --> 00:11:53.833 align:center Ah! Take it! 00:11:53.916 --> 00:11:55.666 align:center -This is bad. -Just wait. 00:11:55.750 --> 00:11:56.916 align:center Yes! 00:12:02.583 --> 00:12:04.666 align:center -What's happening to me? -Wait! Hey! 00:12:06.375 --> 00:12:07.541 align:center Come on! 00:12:07.625 --> 00:12:09.750 align:center Hey! Wait! 00:12:10.625 --> 00:12:11.708 align:center Hey! 00:12:11.791 --> 00:12:14.000 align:center You're going nowhere! Hey! 00:12:14.500 --> 00:12:16.750 align:center -Wait! -I'm scared to death. 00:12:18.250 --> 00:12:21.291 align:center But at the same time, kinda pumped. 00:12:25.458 --> 00:12:30.291 align:center VIRAL HIT 00:12:37.583 --> 00:12:39.125 align:center Wait up! 00:12:39.208 --> 00:12:40.291 align:center Damn it! 00:12:41.750 --> 00:12:44.291 align:center Bastard! Stop running away! Hey! 00:12:44.375 --> 00:12:47.625 align:center Ah! Ah! 00:12:52.708 --> 00:12:54.666 align:center Catch him! Hey! Hey! 00:12:56.416 --> 00:12:58.125 align:center Get over here, bastard. 00:13:00.416 --> 00:13:03.083 align:center Hey, stop! 00:13:03.166 --> 00:13:04.500 align:center -Hey! -Look out! 00:13:13.708 --> 00:13:16.541 align:center Calf kick! Calf kick! 00:13:18.375 --> 00:13:21.708 align:center Wait! Hey, you! Come back! 00:13:32.833 --> 00:13:34.750 align:center You have to let it go! 00:13:36.583 --> 00:13:38.750 align:center Calf kick! 00:13:39.250 --> 00:13:42.125 align:center Ow! 00:13:42.208 --> 00:13:44.208 align:center Ugh! That really hurt. 00:13:44.291 --> 00:13:45.916 align:center You bastard. 00:13:46.875 --> 00:13:48.541 align:center I won't forgive you! 00:13:48.625 --> 00:13:50.583 align:center That's enough! 00:13:53.000 --> 00:13:54.791 align:center The match is over, can't you see? 00:13:55.416 --> 00:13:57.958 align:center Huh? Who the hell are you? 00:13:59.041 --> 00:14:02.375 align:center You know much better than anyone how exhausted you must be. 00:14:03.000 --> 00:14:04.583 align:center Don't mess with us. 00:14:05.250 --> 00:14:08.958 align:center -We're not leaving until this is finished. -All right then, go ahead. 00:14:10.166 --> 00:14:13.375 align:center That is, if you don't care that you look like a couple of asses. 00:14:14.416 --> 00:14:15.750 align:center MISSED THE BEST BIT LOL 00:14:15.833 --> 00:14:17.041 align:center KEEP UP, CAMERAMAN! 00:14:21.500 --> 00:14:24.166 align:center Hand over the password, then go home. 00:14:26.666 --> 00:14:27.791 align:center Shit! 00:14:27.875 --> 00:14:29.958 align:center Shit! 00:14:33.708 --> 00:14:35.083 align:center PASSWORD CHANGE COMPLETE 00:14:35.166 --> 00:14:36.625 align:center Everything's back to normal. 00:14:37.375 --> 00:14:38.875 align:center I've changed the password again. 00:14:38.958 --> 00:14:42.125 align:center Yeah! I didn't expect you to put up a fight like this. 00:14:42.208 --> 00:14:44.916 align:center When they started at you, I thought you were done! 00:14:45.000 --> 00:14:50.166 align:center Yes, that's right. Well… have I just gone nuts? 00:14:51.541 --> 00:14:53.750 align:center I don't fully understand it either. 00:14:53.833 --> 00:14:58.083 align:center At some point, I was afraid, but also fearless. 00:14:58.166 --> 00:15:01.583 align:center Like… like I was pumped, you know? 00:15:01.666 --> 00:15:04.791 align:center That's so great. Main thing is you're okay. 00:15:04.875 --> 00:15:07.500 align:center Maybe I'm not okay at all. 00:15:10.166 --> 00:15:13.500 align:center Hello there. I apologize to all of you about the recent suspension. 00:15:13.583 --> 00:15:15.291 align:center -CONGRATS ON YOUR COMEBACK -YOU WENT THROUGH HELL 00:15:15.375 --> 00:15:18.916 align:center Our main channel was hijacked by some nasty trolls. 00:15:19.416 --> 00:15:22.291 align:center My recent fight you saw on the subchannel, 00:15:22.375 --> 00:15:24.625 align:center you can now see on my main channel. 00:15:24.708 --> 00:15:27.875 align:center Oh, and please, keep up the donations! 00:15:29.000 --> 00:15:30.250 align:center Okay! 00:15:31.208 --> 00:15:32.541 align:center Aki, how are the donations? 00:15:32.625 --> 00:15:35.250 align:center -Fantastic donations pouring in. -All right! 00:15:35.333 --> 00:15:37.708 align:center You see, you can't do without me, can you? 00:15:37.791 --> 00:15:39.041 align:center You've got a nerve, haven't you? 00:15:39.125 --> 00:15:41.250 align:center You're the one who got us into this trouble. 00:15:41.333 --> 00:15:42.916 align:center Yeah, sorry about that. 00:15:44.958 --> 00:15:48.458 align:center Kanegon. What's next for us then? 00:15:58.250 --> 00:16:00.458 align:center Hey, when are you gonna quit? 00:16:00.541 --> 00:16:01.500 align:center Move, damn it! 00:16:02.166 --> 00:16:03.250 align:center K.O. 00:16:06.000 --> 00:16:07.166 align:center I died. 00:16:07.250 --> 00:16:09.875 align:center Your turn's over. Over! Now move it! 00:16:09.958 --> 00:16:10.833 align:center Go! 00:16:14.000 --> 00:16:16.083 align:center What, punk? Wanna go? 00:16:16.166 --> 00:16:18.750 align:center What are you, Viral Hit 2.0? 00:16:21.541 --> 00:16:23.125 align:center Give me 100. 00:16:23.208 --> 00:16:24.208 align:center What? 00:16:34.000 --> 00:16:35.291 align:center VIRAL HIT 00:16:37.291 --> 00:16:39.458 align:center VIRAL HIT #3 RECOMMENDED VIDEO 00:16:41.500 --> 00:16:42.791 align:center You little rat! 00:16:42.875 --> 00:16:47.291 align:center VIRAL HIT #1 TOP PICK VIDEO 00:16:49.708 --> 00:16:51.375 align:center Viral Hit. 00:16:57.833 --> 00:16:59.500 align:center I'll put your fresh clothes here. 00:16:59.583 --> 00:17:00.666 align:center Thank you. 00:17:01.750 --> 00:17:05.833 align:center -Say, have you heard of streamers? -What? 00:17:05.916 --> 00:17:09.833 align:center Kids these days want to be streamers when they grow up. It says it, just look. 00:17:11.708 --> 00:17:13.166 align:center Is that right? 00:17:14.333 --> 00:17:15.583 align:center #1 DREAM JOB FOR BOYS: STREAMER 00:17:15.666 --> 00:17:17.958 align:center Oh, but I'm not into that. 00:17:18.041 --> 00:17:21.375 align:center Of course not. Why would people want to watch streaming of you? 00:17:21.458 --> 00:17:22.666 align:center Ah, you're right. 00:17:22.750 --> 00:17:25.875 align:center Oh, maybe I should give it a try. 00:17:25.958 --> 00:17:27.750 align:center And who's gonna watch that? 00:17:27.833 --> 00:17:30.666 align:center Oh, I think I'd be pretty good at it. 00:17:30.750 --> 00:17:33.875 align:center Like a mother fighting off a disease. 00:17:36.958 --> 00:17:38.416 align:center Just curious. 00:17:39.250 --> 00:17:41.958 align:center What do you think now that you've read about them? 00:17:43.791 --> 00:17:44.666 align:center Why do you ask? 00:17:45.375 --> 00:17:48.291 align:center Oh. Like I said, just curious. 00:17:50.083 --> 00:17:52.500 align:center I don't see anything wrong with it. 00:17:53.708 --> 00:17:57.166 align:center But… I'd be worried as a parent. 00:17:58.791 --> 00:18:02.541 align:center I'd rather my child work a normal job like you do now. 00:18:04.500 --> 00:18:05.791 align:center I see. 00:18:07.708 --> 00:18:10.958 align:center Oh. It's time for me to get going. 00:18:11.041 --> 00:18:13.625 align:center -So busy! Working again? -No. 00:18:14.833 --> 00:18:16.708 align:center There's just something I need to do. 00:18:16.791 --> 00:18:18.625 align:center You seeing a girl? 00:18:18.708 --> 00:18:21.666 align:center Oh, of course not. No, you're wrong! 00:18:21.750 --> 00:18:24.166 align:center Aw. That's too bad. 00:18:30.208 --> 00:18:31.541 align:center VIRAL HIT 00:18:31.625 --> 00:18:35.458 align:center Viral Hit is looking for fighters. Refer yourself or others. 00:18:35.541 --> 00:18:37.791 align:center All right, it's uploaded. 00:18:37.875 --> 00:18:41.500 align:center Oh, look! It's already got views. 00:18:42.333 --> 00:18:43.958 align:center Where's Shimura today? 00:18:44.458 --> 00:18:47.208 align:center Who knows? He said he was busy or something. 00:18:47.750 --> 00:18:48.750 align:center Is he working? 00:18:48.833 --> 00:18:50.041 align:center Don't think so. 00:18:51.083 --> 00:18:54.291 align:center -Oh. -He's seeing Asamiya. 00:18:54.375 --> 00:18:57.041 align:center He was all serious, saying he had to see her today. 00:18:57.125 --> 00:18:59.166 align:center I think it might be a date. 00:19:02.458 --> 00:19:07.041 align:center And, you know, it's… just the two of us here now. Isn't it? 00:19:07.125 --> 00:19:09.833 align:center Aren't you nervous, you know? 00:19:09.916 --> 00:19:12.416 align:center Uh… 00:19:14.500 --> 00:19:17.916 align:center So, Aki… do you have a boyfriend? 00:19:21.125 --> 00:19:23.291 align:center Don't you dare lay a finger on my daughter. 00:19:23.375 --> 00:19:24.416 align:center KYOTO VEGETABLE MIBUNA BUBUZUKE 00:19:24.500 --> 00:19:26.750 align:center Oh, I would never. 00:19:27.541 --> 00:19:29.666 align:center Well, I don't think I trust you. 00:19:29.750 --> 00:19:31.791 align:center Oh, that's silly. What are you talking about, Dad? 00:19:31.875 --> 00:19:32.750 align:center Dad? 00:19:33.375 --> 00:19:34.250 align:center Aki. 00:19:34.833 --> 00:19:38.291 align:center I'm glad that you made friends, but why do you only bring men around here? 00:19:38.375 --> 00:19:40.291 align:center Oh, shut up and get back to work. 00:19:42.833 --> 00:19:44.666 align:center Deh! 00:19:44.750 --> 00:19:46.041 align:center Hey! 00:19:50.375 --> 00:19:51.291 align:center Sorry. 00:19:51.375 --> 00:19:53.416 align:center It's okay. 00:19:54.000 --> 00:19:57.541 align:center I guess you guys are, um, used to joking around with each other, yeah? 00:19:57.625 --> 00:20:01.125 align:center Uh… he was deadly serious. 00:20:02.041 --> 00:20:03.166 align:center Oh, I see. 00:20:04.208 --> 00:20:06.541 align:center Where did you live when you were overseas? 00:20:06.625 --> 00:20:07.875 align:center We were in the US. 00:20:07.958 --> 00:20:10.250 align:center Yeah? That's really great. 00:20:10.750 --> 00:20:12.958 align:center Dad's work took us there for 12 years. 00:20:13.041 --> 00:20:15.041 align:center It… was tough. 00:20:52.125 --> 00:20:54.166 align:center Thank you for paying. Hope it was okay. 00:20:54.250 --> 00:20:56.916 align:center It was my way to thank you for the other day. 00:20:57.000 --> 00:20:58.250 align:center That's nice! 00:20:59.083 --> 00:21:00.375 align:center Parfait was great! 00:21:00.458 --> 00:21:03.083 align:center Mm. You wanted to talk? 00:21:03.583 --> 00:21:04.875 align:center Something on your mind? 00:21:05.583 --> 00:21:08.250 align:center Oh, right. Uh, yes. 00:21:08.750 --> 00:21:11.125 align:center Now I can't make myself ask it. 00:21:12.166 --> 00:21:13.666 align:center Asamiya-san… 00:21:14.958 --> 00:21:17.416 align:center -Your house, it's fancy. -Huh? 00:21:17.500 --> 00:21:19.625 align:center What the hell am I saying? 00:21:20.250 --> 00:21:21.958 align:center Actually, the other day, 00:21:22.458 --> 00:21:25.166 align:center I followed you to return your handkerchief. 00:21:25.833 --> 00:21:28.541 align:center Uh, I…I wasn't trying to stalk you. 00:21:28.625 --> 00:21:30.333 align:center Mm, I understand. 00:21:30.958 --> 00:21:35.166 align:center It just… felt like you and I… are kind of different. 00:21:36.083 --> 00:21:38.875 align:center Your dad must be a very important person. 00:21:38.958 --> 00:21:41.791 align:center That's not true. He's fairly normal. 00:21:41.875 --> 00:21:43.666 align:center I wondered why you worked part-time. 00:21:43.750 --> 00:21:45.541 align:center What's so weird about that? 00:21:45.625 --> 00:21:47.708 align:center I guess nothing. 00:21:47.791 --> 00:21:49.375 align:center So that was it? 00:21:49.458 --> 00:21:50.333 align:center Oh. 00:21:51.625 --> 00:21:54.666 align:center No. Not entirely. 00:21:56.625 --> 00:21:58.083 align:center . 00:22:18.333 --> 00:22:19.666 align:center Another time, I think. 00:22:21.666 --> 00:22:22.958 align:center Mm. Okay, then. 00:22:37.708 --> 00:22:39.791 align:center Guys! 00:22:41.583 --> 00:22:43.375 align:center I found your next opponent. 00:22:43.458 --> 00:22:44.375 align:center Really, who is it? 00:22:44.458 --> 00:22:45.833 align:center Shinjo Reo. 00:22:46.333 --> 00:22:47.916 align:center He's a Tae kwon do champion. 00:22:48.458 --> 00:22:49.458 align:center Tae kwon do? 00:22:49.541 --> 00:22:53.125 align:center The thought of you facing off with him is sending the viewers crazy! 00:22:54.416 --> 00:22:57.458 align:center He's a high school dropout and notorious troublemaker. 00:22:58.250 --> 00:23:01.750 align:center They say that he smashes his wristwatch every fight. 00:23:02.541 --> 00:23:04.083 align:center It's a hot matchup. 00:23:04.166 --> 00:23:06.833 align:center The buzz will be huge and think of the donations. 00:23:06.916 --> 00:23:08.875 align:center -Wait a minute, I-- -It's too dangerous. 00:23:09.458 --> 00:23:11.791 align:center It's reckless taking on a skilled guy like that. 00:23:11.875 --> 00:23:13.000 align:center I agree. 00:23:13.083 --> 00:23:15.458 align:center Sorry, but that's how it is. 00:23:15.541 --> 00:23:18.000 align:center The reason the viewers are so hyped… 00:23:19.416 --> 00:23:21.083 align:center is 'cause he volunteered himself! 00:23:21.166 --> 00:23:22.041 align:center @REOSHINJO FIGHT ME 00:23:25.750 --> 00:23:26.583 align:center IT'S HIM! 00:23:26.666 --> 00:23:27.875 align:center SHINJO FOUND YOU! 00:23:27.958 --> 00:23:28.875 align:center GAME OVER LOL 00:23:28.958 --> 00:23:29.791 align:center No way. 00:23:36.541 --> 00:23:38.083 align:center -Asamiya? -Yeah? 00:23:40.250 --> 00:23:41.833 align:center Did you see this? 00:23:41.916 --> 00:23:43.750 align:center VIRAL HIT'S HOT GIRLFRIEND! 00:23:43.833 --> 00:23:45.833 align:center Oh, that's us. 00:23:45.916 --> 00:23:47.708 align:center Someone managed to figure it out 00:23:47.791 --> 00:23:51.625 align:center from the video of you on Hamaken TV and Viral Hit. 00:23:52.500 --> 00:23:53.583 align:center FOUND TRUE BEAUTY! 00:23:53.666 --> 00:23:54.500 align:center WIFE MATERIAL 00:23:54.583 --> 00:23:56.166 align:center You should be careful. 00:23:56.666 --> 00:23:59.916 align:center Let me know if any weirdos come in. I'll tell the manager. 00:24:00.625 --> 00:24:01.500 align:center Yeah. 00:24:03.958 --> 00:24:06.500 align:center Don't let these test results bring you down. 00:24:06.583 --> 00:24:09.333 align:center Your numbers will improve again. 00:24:10.875 --> 00:24:13.333 align:center -Whoa!! Awesome! -He won again! 00:24:13.416 --> 00:24:15.875 align:center Sh! Boys! Keep it down. We're in hospital. 00:24:15.958 --> 00:24:17.375 align:center It's okay. 00:24:18.625 --> 00:24:21.708 align:center Oh, that looks fun. What are you watching? 00:24:21.791 --> 00:24:22.666 align:center Viral Hit. 00:24:22.750 --> 00:24:24.666 align:center He's super popular. 00:24:24.750 --> 00:24:26.833 align:center So, this is what kids are into these days? 00:24:27.416 --> 00:24:29.708 align:center I'm gonna be a streamer when I grow up. 00:24:29.791 --> 00:24:32.750 align:center Very good. I hope you will. Mm. 00:24:32.833 --> 00:24:36.000 align:center -Thank you so much. Thank you. -Oh! Awesome punching! 00:24:42.208 --> 00:24:43.625 align:center ASAMIYA: THAT WAS FUN 00:24:43.708 --> 00:24:44.583 align:center SEE YOU AT WORK 00:24:48.166 --> 00:24:49.041 align:center Hi there. 00:24:49.125 --> 00:24:50.625 align:center Shimura, where are you? 00:24:50.708 --> 00:24:52.833 align:center I'm heading off to work. Why? 00:24:52.916 --> 00:24:54.500 align:center Aki, she's in trouble! 00:24:59.791 --> 00:25:01.416 align:center Don't make me repeat myself. 00:25:02.125 --> 00:25:03.666 align:center Shimura will not fight you. 00:25:03.750 --> 00:25:05.083 align:center I wasn't asking you. 00:25:05.166 --> 00:25:06.625 align:center Aki, that's enough. Let's go. 00:25:06.708 --> 00:25:07.791 align:center Let me go! 00:25:07.875 --> 00:25:11.416 align:center You volunteered yourself and now the viewers are egging us on. 00:25:11.500 --> 00:25:12.833 align:center Withdraw your challenge. 00:25:12.916 --> 00:25:14.708 align:center Don't tell me what to do. 00:25:15.208 --> 00:25:18.500 align:center -Please, Aki, let's go home. Come on! -Aki. Are you okay? 00:25:19.916 --> 00:25:21.041 align:center Did you call him? 00:25:21.125 --> 00:25:22.875 align:center -I'm sorry. -You should be ashamed. 00:25:22.958 --> 00:25:24.166 align:center Let's go home, Aki. 00:25:24.250 --> 00:25:25.416 align:center Wait a second. 00:25:27.958 --> 00:25:28.875 align:center Will you fight me? 00:25:32.166 --> 00:25:33.916 align:center I'm sorry, but I won't. 00:25:34.000 --> 00:25:35.041 align:center You're far too strong. 00:25:35.125 --> 00:25:36.000 align:center Then… 00:25:39.666 --> 00:25:41.333 align:center hand over your channel. 00:25:42.083 --> 00:25:43.166 align:center Huh? 00:25:44.083 --> 00:25:46.208 align:center Ah! Ah! 00:25:46.291 --> 00:25:49.583 align:center -Kanegon! -I know you're making bank. 00:25:51.916 --> 00:25:53.875 align:center Give it to me. 00:25:55.541 --> 00:25:58.833 align:center -What are you saying? -Stop this! 00:25:58.916 --> 00:26:00.458 align:center Ah! Ugh! 00:26:01.458 --> 00:26:04.208 align:center Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! 00:26:07.541 --> 00:26:09.000 align:center I said stop it! 00:26:18.875 --> 00:26:20.250 align:center Hand it over. 00:26:20.750 --> 00:26:23.083 align:center Stop it! You're gonna kill him! 00:26:26.291 --> 00:26:27.458 align:center Let go of me! 00:26:39.750 --> 00:26:41.416 align:center Okay! Okay, then. 00:26:42.208 --> 00:26:43.083 align:center You can have it. 00:26:43.166 --> 00:26:47.208 align:center Our channel, it's yours. Just stop. Stop doing this. 00:26:57.375 --> 00:26:59.125 align:center Announce it in a video. 00:27:00.750 --> 00:27:02.208 align:center Tell everyone. 00:27:19.458 --> 00:27:23.375 align:center I hear that streamers are all the craze amongst the younger generation. 00:27:24.500 --> 00:27:26.125 align:center Um, yeah, they are. 00:27:26.208 --> 00:27:27.916 align:center They're even recognized by society now. 00:27:28.000 --> 00:27:30.916 align:center It's a cop-out for losers who can't land a real job. 00:27:39.333 --> 00:27:41.583 align:center RUMI 72,000 FOLLOWERS 00:27:43.791 --> 00:27:44.833 align:center Here. 00:27:44.916 --> 00:27:47.666 align:center My follower account has stopped growing lately. 00:27:49.000 --> 00:27:50.416 align:center You'll have times like that. 00:27:50.916 --> 00:27:52.291 align:center What should I do? 00:27:53.041 --> 00:27:53.958 align:center Hmm. 00:27:54.625 --> 00:27:58.583 align:center Well, it costs money to get exposure and to promote you, you see. 00:28:00.291 --> 00:28:03.666 align:center If you took on more jobs, the cost can be offset. 00:28:04.583 --> 00:28:07.166 align:center Well, that's what I'll do. I'll take on more jobs. 00:28:07.250 --> 00:28:11.333 align:center Will you? Really? Ah, that would help out a lot. 00:28:11.416 --> 00:28:12.916 align:center Our sponsors are important. 00:28:13.000 --> 00:28:14.541 align:center I'll do it. What is it? 00:28:18.000 --> 00:28:19.541 align:center The job is simple. 00:28:24.541 --> 00:28:26.958 align:center That was a disaster, wasn't it? 00:28:28.458 --> 00:28:31.208 align:center Things are just getting too dangerous. 00:28:32.291 --> 00:28:33.166 align:center We're 00:28:34.333 --> 00:28:36.666 align:center just not cut out for this, I think. 00:28:41.041 --> 00:28:42.416 align:center I'm not buying it. 00:28:43.125 --> 00:28:43.958 align:center Huh? 00:28:50.250 --> 00:28:52.333 align:center I didn't want to hand it over. 00:28:53.166 --> 00:28:55.750 align:center That's our channel. It belongs to us. 00:29:01.958 --> 00:29:04.541 align:center When you took on Hamaken, 00:29:05.916 --> 00:29:06.833 align:center I, 00:29:07.791 --> 00:29:10.333 align:center truthfully, was very moved. 00:29:11.416 --> 00:29:14.541 align:center If we're weak and even made fun of, 00:29:15.291 --> 00:29:17.125 align:center that it's okay to be brave. 00:29:17.625 --> 00:29:19.375 align:center Miracles can happen. 00:29:20.166 --> 00:29:21.791 align:center So how can you… 00:29:23.208 --> 00:29:25.916 align:center say that you'll give up the channel so easily? 00:29:31.333 --> 00:29:32.458 align:center Is that… 00:29:33.541 --> 00:29:36.541 align:center how little you care for Viral Hit and all we've done? 00:29:39.166 --> 00:29:40.625 align:center Yeah, it is. 00:29:41.416 --> 00:29:44.041 align:center There's no point taking on a guy like that for real. 00:29:45.041 --> 00:29:46.208 align:center I'm not an idiot. 00:29:51.458 --> 00:29:52.791 align:center Are you okay? 00:29:59.625 --> 00:30:00.750 align:center What's wrong? 00:30:04.208 --> 00:30:05.458 align:center Go away. 00:30:06.083 --> 00:30:07.000 align:center What are you saying? 00:30:07.083 --> 00:30:08.916 align:center -Aki came all this way-- -Just go! 00:30:10.625 --> 00:30:11.625 align:center Get outta here. 00:30:14.333 --> 00:30:15.833 align:center Come on, let's go. 00:30:28.500 --> 00:30:30.583 align:center Ah! Ah! 00:30:31.625 --> 00:30:33.958 align:center Stop it! You're gonna kill him! 00:30:50.000 --> 00:30:52.500 align:center I am such an idiot. 00:30:53.750 --> 00:30:56.416 align:center When Shinjo sets his sights on a target, 00:30:56.500 --> 00:30:57.833 align:center he attacks their friends 00:30:58.375 --> 00:31:00.666 align:center rather than the target themselves. 00:31:02.250 --> 00:31:04.208 align:center In front of the target. 00:31:06.666 --> 00:31:08.583 align:center He's a real psychopath who gets a rush 00:31:08.666 --> 00:31:13.333 align:center from leaving his opponents totally helpless and also humiliated. 00:31:15.166 --> 00:31:16.666 align:center And they… 00:31:18.958 --> 00:31:20.291 align:center They say… 00:31:20.791 --> 00:31:23.666 align:center he murdered a fellow delinquent a few years ago. 00:31:24.333 --> 00:31:26.291 align:center He was released due to lack of evidence, 00:31:26.375 --> 00:31:28.541 align:center but no one has been charged with the killing. 00:31:28.625 --> 00:31:31.375 align:center That's how dangerous he is. 00:31:33.875 --> 00:31:35.333 align:center Someone like that… 00:31:36.125 --> 00:31:37.250 align:center I won't fight. 00:31:52.375 --> 00:31:54.708 align:center That's our channel. It belongs to us. 00:31:56.916 --> 00:31:58.250 align:center Is that 00:31:59.083 --> 00:32:02.166 align:center how little you care for Viral Hit and all we've done? 00:32:20.250 --> 00:32:21.666 align:center Uploaded the video yet? 00:32:22.750 --> 00:32:23.708 align:center Not yet. 00:32:30.125 --> 00:32:33.583 align:center As I promised, you can have that channel to yourself. 00:32:34.208 --> 00:32:36.791 align:center But… I have one condition. 00:32:38.833 --> 00:32:40.083 align:center You must defeat me 00:32:41.041 --> 00:32:43.000 align:center in a fight one month from now. 00:32:48.541 --> 00:32:50.333 align:center Just say time and place 00:32:52.000 --> 00:32:53.250 align:center when you actually decide. 00:32:59.750 --> 00:33:01.958 align:center So that's how it is. 00:33:02.041 --> 00:33:03.125 align:center Huh? 00:33:03.833 --> 00:33:06.833 align:center What the hell are you thinking? I told you not to do this. 00:33:06.916 --> 00:33:09.041 align:center -I know, but I have. -Take it back! Immediately! 00:33:09.125 --> 00:33:11.250 align:center It's too late. We've already agreed on it. 00:33:14.083 --> 00:33:15.250 align:center I knew it. 00:33:16.708 --> 00:33:17.708 align:center You are an idiot. 00:33:17.791 --> 00:33:19.375 align:center You keep quiet. 00:33:19.916 --> 00:33:23.125 align:center Well, I'll be off. I gotta start my training, yeah. 00:33:23.208 --> 00:33:24.833 align:center Hey. Wait, Shimura. 00:33:26.375 --> 00:33:29.541 align:center This time, you might not just walk away with injuries. 00:33:30.500 --> 00:33:33.708 align:center So, why… are you doing this? 00:33:35.583 --> 00:33:37.708 align:center For money. Why else would I? 00:33:42.750 --> 00:33:44.375 align:center You must be kidding! 00:33:44.458 --> 00:33:46.916 align:center You just took an entire month off. 00:33:47.000 --> 00:33:48.791 align:center Yes, I'm sorry. 00:33:48.875 --> 00:33:51.250 align:center So, how long do you want to take off this time? 00:33:51.333 --> 00:33:52.916 align:center About the same. 00:33:53.000 --> 00:33:54.750 align:center Shimura! 00:33:54.833 --> 00:33:57.583 align:center Are you secretly studying abroad or something like that? 00:33:57.666 --> 00:34:00.666 align:center -Who takes leave from a part-time job? -I'm very sorry. 00:34:00.750 --> 00:34:02.541 align:center What… now you're gonna run? 00:34:04.208 --> 00:34:06.375 align:center Shimura! Huh! 00:34:06.458 --> 00:34:07.666 align:center Asamiya! 00:34:07.750 --> 00:34:09.875 align:center I talked to the manager about your shift. 00:34:09.958 --> 00:34:11.750 align:center I'm sorry for causing you trouble. 00:34:11.833 --> 00:34:12.708 align:center Mm. 00:34:13.875 --> 00:34:16.041 align:center Is this another fight? 00:34:16.125 --> 00:34:16.958 align:center Mm. 00:34:17.541 --> 00:34:18.791 align:center Oh, don't worry though. 00:34:18.875 --> 00:34:21.166 align:center I've got someone I can count on. 00:34:21.250 --> 00:34:23.125 align:center -I see. -Mm. 00:34:23.875 --> 00:34:29.916 align:center Tell me, would you still… do it if your friend… wasn't there? 00:34:30.500 --> 00:34:33.000 align:center Why are you asking me that? 00:34:33.083 --> 00:34:37.541 align:center Well, you keep challenging tougher opponents. I'm worried. 00:34:38.041 --> 00:34:40.291 align:center Oh, that's nice. 00:34:42.125 --> 00:34:45.666 align:center I was wondering… whether we could go out again 00:34:45.750 --> 00:34:47.750 align:center when my next fight is over? 00:34:47.833 --> 00:34:52.500 align:center I want to tell you what I couldn't the last time we met. 00:34:54.541 --> 00:34:55.875 align:center Of course! 00:34:56.500 --> 00:34:57.583 align:center It's a date, okay? 00:34:59.458 --> 00:35:01.416 align:center Mm. Okay, deal! 00:35:01.500 --> 00:35:03.541 align:center Mm. 00:35:16.750 --> 00:35:18.125 align:center Tae kwon do? 00:35:18.208 --> 00:35:20.916 align:center I need to learn so I can win this thing. 00:35:21.500 --> 00:35:26.291 align:center Well… if you can stop him from using his legs, 00:35:26.375 --> 00:35:27.750 align:center you might have a chance at winning. 00:35:27.833 --> 00:35:29.958 align:center Stop him using his legs. 00:35:30.041 --> 00:35:34.791 align:center But… that's not something a novice can accomplish in a month. 00:35:37.000 --> 00:35:38.583 align:center Yeah, I figured that. 00:35:38.666 --> 00:35:42.666 align:center -Hey, Tatsuya. Time for a spa. -Okay. 00:35:42.750 --> 00:35:46.125 align:center -Oh, sorry, I interrupted. -No worries. Happy to help you. 00:35:46.208 --> 00:35:47.208 align:center Thanks. 00:35:48.583 --> 00:35:50.291 align:center -Here you go. -Let's do it. 00:35:59.666 --> 00:36:01.416 align:center Oh, nothing. 00:36:11.291 --> 00:36:12.750 align:center He's here, Sir. 00:36:14.291 --> 00:36:15.750 align:center This way. 00:36:20.375 --> 00:36:21.750 align:center That's BAD FELLOWS. 00:36:21.833 --> 00:36:22.750 align:center Who are they? 00:36:22.833 --> 00:36:23.791 align:center You don't know? 00:36:23.875 --> 00:36:28.375 align:center It's a super popular show that pits amateur fighters against each other. 00:36:29.625 --> 00:36:32.958 align:center -Are you Shimura from Viral Hit? -Uh, yes. 00:36:35.500 --> 00:36:38.625 align:center I'm the representative of BAD FELLOWS, 00:36:39.125 --> 00:36:40.291 align:center I'm Kuwata. 00:36:40.375 --> 00:36:42.958 align:center Oh, yes. I've heard of you. 00:36:43.458 --> 00:36:44.750 align:center That makes things easier. 00:36:44.833 --> 00:36:46.375 align:center What do you say? 00:36:47.166 --> 00:36:49.708 align:center Would you star in our show? 00:36:49.791 --> 00:36:50.916 align:center Hey? 00:36:51.000 --> 00:36:53.750 align:center You could become even more famous than you are now. 00:36:54.750 --> 00:36:55.666 align:center Oh 00:36:56.916 --> 00:36:58.458 align:center Uh, wow. 00:36:58.541 --> 00:37:00.666 align:center Sorry, I'm not interested in that kind of thing. 00:37:00.750 --> 00:37:01.916 align:center Hmm? 00:37:02.000 --> 00:37:05.916 align:center I guess it's just… I mean, I'm not looking to become a professional fighter. 00:37:06.000 --> 00:37:08.541 align:center And I'm not interested in becoming famous. 00:37:09.541 --> 00:37:10.458 align:center Okay. 00:37:12.333 --> 00:37:15.416 align:center Well… if you ever do need money, 00:37:15.916 --> 00:37:17.375 align:center please come to me anytime. 00:37:17.458 --> 00:37:18.916 align:center I'd be glad to help you. 00:37:30.958 --> 00:37:31.833 align:center Hmm. 00:37:32.708 --> 00:37:33.875 align:center -And there you are. -Thank you. 00:37:33.958 --> 00:37:34.791 align:center There's your change. 00:37:34.875 --> 00:37:36.416 align:center -Thank you very much. -Thank you so much. 00:37:36.500 --> 00:37:38.583 align:center -Thanks, have a nice day. -That was delicious. 00:37:42.041 --> 00:37:45.291 align:center Okay, who's next? 00:37:45.375 --> 00:37:46.791 align:center Dad. 00:37:49.541 --> 00:37:51.416 align:center VIRAL HIT'S HOT GIRLFRIEND! 00:37:54.458 --> 00:37:56.875 align:center You're so annoying, you piece of trash! 00:37:56.958 --> 00:37:59.458 align:center I'm not a loser, but you're a loser for sure! 00:38:18.500 --> 00:38:20.916 align:center Any more would be dangerous. 00:38:21.000 --> 00:38:21.833 align:center LOGAN 00:38:38.500 --> 00:38:40.791 align:center NEW VIDEO FROM HOW_TO_FIGHT 00:38:45.625 --> 00:38:49.583 align:center HOW A NOVICE CAN BEAT A TAE KWON DO FIGHTER 00:38:54.958 --> 00:38:57.125 align:center ONE MONTH LATER 00:39:14.291 --> 00:39:15.375 align:center Let's go. 00:39:20.708 --> 00:39:21.541 align:center They say 00:39:22.500 --> 00:39:25.458 align:center he murdered a fellow delinquent a few years ago. 00:39:53.875 --> 00:39:56.083 align:center What? Shimura, where are you going? 00:39:56.166 --> 00:39:57.166 align:center He's fast. 00:40:12.541 --> 00:40:14.833 align:center Fighting mindset, rule number one. 00:40:16.208 --> 00:40:18.083 align:center Make your opponent lose his cool. 00:40:18.666 --> 00:40:20.291 align:center You little… 00:40:22.041 --> 00:40:23.166 align:center What are you doing? 00:40:24.125 --> 00:40:27.166 align:center You stay here. We'll use this to talk. 00:40:27.250 --> 00:40:29.208 align:center But why can't I come? 00:40:29.291 --> 00:40:31.166 align:center I want to handle this alone. 00:40:32.458 --> 00:40:35.416 align:center I don't want you to see me… when I'm frightened. 00:40:37.125 --> 00:40:38.458 align:center IT'S ALREADY STARTED! 00:40:38.541 --> 00:40:39.458 align:center GO! SHIMURA! 00:40:39.541 --> 00:40:40.833 align:center IS HE SPRAYING WATER? 00:40:40.916 --> 00:40:42.500 align:center I NEED YOU TO WIN, SHIMURA 00:40:42.583 --> 00:40:43.750 align:center I'M SWEATING LOLOL 00:40:43.833 --> 00:40:45.041 align:center IT'S HAPPENING!!! 00:40:59.666 --> 00:41:01.625 align:center Keep your eyes shut, and you're dead. 00:41:02.333 --> 00:41:05.708 align:center How to beat a tae kwon do fighter, rule one. 00:41:06.750 --> 00:41:09.583 align:center Take control of the space so they can't use their feet. 00:41:15.666 --> 00:41:16.500 align:center Dumbass. 00:41:16.583 --> 00:41:18.916 align:center You thought you could win by splashing water? 00:41:21.625 --> 00:41:23.625 align:center What made you think I'd only kick? 00:41:29.333 --> 00:41:32.291 align:center This is… a fight, right? 00:41:44.583 --> 00:41:45.791 align:center You're right. 00:41:45.875 --> 00:41:47.875 align:center This is a fight. 00:41:51.208 --> 00:41:52.833 align:center WHY ISN'T SHIMURA SLIPPING? 00:41:52.916 --> 00:41:54.416 align:center HE'S WEARING WATER SHOES! 00:41:54.500 --> 00:41:56.000 align:center THAT'S SNEAKY LOL 00:42:06.958 --> 00:42:09.250 align:center It's not over yet. We've barely begun. 00:42:19.000 --> 00:42:22.666 align:center Nothing in the world frustrates a kicker a more 00:42:23.750 --> 00:42:25.333 align:center than a tackle. 00:42:26.708 --> 00:42:31.625 align:center The key to a successful tackle is to grab the back of the knees. 00:42:31.708 --> 00:42:35.125 align:center Grab and pull at the back of your opponent's knees. 00:42:35.208 --> 00:42:41.083 align:center You can take down even a large opponent. This is the double leg tackle! 00:42:41.750 --> 00:42:42.875 align:center Yeah! 00:42:44.625 --> 00:42:50.291 align:center If the takedown is successful, your odds jump past 50%. 00:42:51.666 --> 00:42:56.625 align:center But you must never swing your fist from above. 00:42:57.291 --> 00:43:01.416 align:center You only get one chance against a martial opponent. 00:43:01.916 --> 00:43:04.750 align:center You must finish them off in one blow. 00:43:07.416 --> 00:43:10.333 align:center Put your hand behind your opponent's neck, 00:43:10.416 --> 00:43:13.416 align:center grab their collar and pull them close. 00:43:23.416 --> 00:43:27.500 align:center Even if your opponent resists, don't let go! 00:43:28.375 --> 00:43:31.500 align:center This is a technique that compresses the carotid artery. 00:43:31.583 --> 00:43:33.416 align:center The cross choke! 00:43:33.500 --> 00:43:37.458 align:center It takes ten seconds for your opponent to pass out. 00:43:37.541 --> 00:43:40.875 align:center So, count it out in your head. 00:43:42.166 --> 00:43:43.208 align:center One… 00:43:43.708 --> 00:43:44.916 align:center Two… 00:43:45.000 --> 00:43:46.375 align:center -Yeah! -Three… 00:43:47.041 --> 00:43:48.125 align:center Four… 00:43:48.958 --> 00:43:50.125 align:center Five… 00:43:50.208 --> 00:43:51.916 align:center Six… 00:43:52.500 --> 00:43:53.458 align:center Seven… 00:43:53.958 --> 00:43:55.208 align:center Eight… 00:43:55.708 --> 00:43:57.291 align:center Nine… 00:43:59.041 --> 00:43:59.875 align:center HUH? 00:43:59.958 --> 00:44:03.083 align:center SHINJO DOESN'T LOOK WORRIED 00:44:03.166 --> 00:44:04.791 align:center YOU'RE RIGHT LOLOL 00:44:06.333 --> 00:44:09.208 align:center That's bad, the choke came off. 00:44:10.625 --> 00:44:11.750 align:center Idiot. 00:44:12.708 --> 00:44:15.041 align:center You didn't land it right. 00:44:18.625 --> 00:44:19.625 align:center Shimura! 00:44:20.125 --> 00:44:21.250 align:center ALMOST HAD IT! 00:44:21.333 --> 00:44:22.708 align:center YOU WERE SO CLOSE! 00:44:22.791 --> 00:44:26.166 align:center Oh no. Shinjo allowed the hold deliberately. 00:44:27.041 --> 00:44:28.041 align:center Huh? 00:44:29.208 --> 00:44:31.708 align:center You really thought I'd fall for that move? 00:44:34.708 --> 00:44:36.125 align:center This is what I wanted.8 00:44:40.833 --> 00:44:42.666 align:center Remember, the only way 00:44:42.750 --> 00:44:45.333 align:center for an amateur to beat a tae kwon do fighter 00:44:45.416 --> 00:44:47.833 align:center is to steal their kicks. 00:44:48.666 --> 00:44:50.875 align:center Now I can use the legs. 00:44:52.666 --> 00:44:57.750 align:center And if you fail to do that, there's only one thing left to do. 00:44:59.375 --> 00:45:02.791 align:center Run for your life! 00:45:07.416 --> 00:45:08.958 align:center Shimura! 00:45:09.041 --> 00:45:11.291 align:center It's too dangerous. Run! 00:45:13.291 --> 00:45:14.833 align:center I'm such an idiot. 00:45:15.708 --> 00:45:17.833 align:center Especially after all of that practice. 00:45:31.083 --> 00:45:32.375 align:center Oh shit. 00:45:32.458 --> 00:45:34.708 align:center This guy, he's gonna kill Shimura. 00:46:18.416 --> 00:46:25.416 align:center VIRAL HIT he's gonna kill Shimura.