WEBVTT 00:20.875 --> 00:22.500 This is a warning. 00:32.541 --> 00:33.750 Shimura? 00:35.416 --> 00:36.333 Shimura! 00:36.875 --> 00:37.791 Shimura! 00:40.583 --> 00:41.666 Aki. 00:44.166 --> 00:45.333 Are you okay? 00:47.666 --> 00:49.416 I wasn't much of a fighter. 00:50.125 --> 00:51.333 At least you're okay. 00:51.416 --> 00:52.916 We've other issues now. 00:55.458 --> 00:56.291 A warning? 00:56.375 --> 00:58.041 But why Shimura? 00:58.125 --> 01:00.958 Someone's jealous because we're popular, so they attack Shimura? 01:01.041 --> 01:02.291 Maybe. 01:03.833 --> 01:05.458 You reek of alcohol. 01:05.958 --> 01:08.083 Oh, no. You're imagining things. 01:08.166 --> 01:09.541 I'm underage, you know? 01:09.625 --> 01:11.208 I tell you what… 01:11.291 --> 01:13.958 if something like this happens again, then next time I'm gonna-- 01:14.041 --> 01:15.208 It's very fishy. 01:15.291 --> 01:16.791 Do I smell that bad? 01:16.875 --> 01:18.583 These events are too coincidental. 01:18.666 --> 01:19.750 I agree. 01:19.833 --> 01:23.291 It's likely that the hacker and your attackers are the same guys. 01:23.375 --> 01:24.583 Oh, now I get it. 01:24.666 --> 01:26.041 But how did they do it? 01:26.125 --> 01:28.583 Our username and passwords are very secure. 01:28.666 --> 01:30.083 It beats me too. 01:30.583 --> 01:33.458 Unless somehow, they got their hands on our password. 01:33.541 --> 01:34.708 But how? 01:37.250 --> 01:38.791 -Kanegon. -Hmm? 01:38.875 --> 01:41.875 You didn't fall for some phishing scheme on a porn site, did you? 01:41.958 --> 01:44.583 Oh, come on. I'm not a pervert or anything. 01:46.208 --> 01:49.583 Hey, Kanegon. Show us how you edit. 01:49.666 --> 01:50.625 You really wanna know? 01:50.708 --> 01:52.416 -Yes! -No. Wait, really? 01:52.500 --> 01:54.083 Okay. 01:54.166 --> 01:55.583 Oh, this is so great. 01:55.666 --> 01:58.791 -Let me see, V-I-R-A-L. -Viral. 01:58.875 --> 02:03.083 -H-I-and-T -Ah! 02:03.166 --> 02:04.583 Don't forget the password. 02:04.666 --> 02:06.708 K-K-D… 02:06.791 --> 02:07.833 Oh. 02:07.916 --> 02:09.916 Hmm? What's wrong? 02:10.000 --> 02:11.000 Oh no. 02:12.125 --> 02:13.250 It's nothing 02:17.833 --> 02:20.208 HIGH SCHOOL 02:23.458 --> 02:26.625 -Oh, hi. I had a great time last night-- -I'm sure you did. 02:26.708 --> 02:30.041 -If you want the girls' info-- -The password! 02:31.166 --> 02:32.291 You stole it. 02:33.041 --> 02:34.166 What? I don't know. 02:34.666 --> 02:37.125 -You're making things up. -Don't play dumb with me. 02:37.208 --> 02:40.333 You got our account suspended and you had those guys ambush Shimura. 02:40.416 --> 02:42.583 What do you mean? What are you accusing me of? 02:42.666 --> 02:44.083 I don't have time for this. 02:45.250 --> 02:48.666 Recently, I joined an agency. So I'm busy. 02:48.750 --> 02:51.125 -Have a good day. -Hey! Wait, you… 02:53.166 --> 02:54.666 God dammit! 02:55.500 --> 02:57.333 What am I going to do? 02:59.291 --> 03:00.625 -Good work today. -You too. 03:02.041 --> 03:04.125 -What happened to you? -Huh? 03:04.208 --> 03:05.458 Your head. 03:06.375 --> 03:07.833 Oh, this. 03:08.833 --> 03:10.000 Did you fight again? 03:10.083 --> 03:13.166 Uh, no, I didn't. I got ambushed. 03:13.250 --> 03:14.791 It was two against one. 03:14.875 --> 03:16.125 I didn't stand a chance. 03:16.208 --> 03:17.666 Who did this to you? 03:17.750 --> 03:20.208 I don't know. But, don't worry. 03:20.291 --> 03:21.916 Next time, they don't stand a chance. 03:24.041 --> 03:27.791 Oh, here. I forgot to return this. Thank you. 03:27.875 --> 03:29.500 Oh, thank you. 03:36.541 --> 03:38.250 Uh, can I… 03:38.333 --> 03:39.375 Huh? 03:39.458 --> 03:43.000 Oh, yeah. I was wondering about our café date. 03:43.083 --> 03:45.000 Ah! 03:45.083 --> 03:46.250 I'll let you know, yeah? 03:47.291 --> 03:50.250 -Well, better get back to it. -Yeah, I'll be right there. 03:57.041 --> 03:58.208 I KNOW WHO DID IT 03:58.291 --> 03:59.541 Kanegon? 04:02.666 --> 04:07.500 Hey, so I heard that Viral Hit's account got hacked. 04:08.041 --> 04:09.250 Really? 04:09.333 --> 04:11.125 Mr. Kimishima, was that you? 04:11.208 --> 04:13.333 And why would I do that? 04:14.208 --> 04:17.083 Anyway, this is good. Now you don't have them to worry about. 04:18.250 --> 04:19.208 Hmm. 04:20.166 --> 04:23.625 But… I really want more followers. 04:23.708 --> 04:25.875 Oh, I know. 04:28.041 --> 04:32.708 I told you. I'll do anything for you, Rumi. Hmm? 04:33.666 --> 04:35.000 Mm-hmm. 04:46.000 --> 04:47.625 Influencer agency? 04:47.708 --> 04:50.166 Yeah. Rumi recently joined an agency. 04:50.250 --> 04:51.375 That's it there. 04:52.666 --> 04:55.083 CANDY CROWN CREATOR 04:55.833 --> 04:59.083 -There she is. -Not the point. Keep scrolling down. 05:04.083 --> 05:06.250 Hey! These are the guys who attacked me. 05:06.333 --> 05:07.833 Yeah, I thought so. 05:08.333 --> 05:10.500 Now all the dots are connected. 05:10.583 --> 05:14.166 We need to solve this quickly so I can redeem myself to Aki. 05:14.250 --> 05:15.958 Redeem yourself? Why? 05:17.875 --> 05:21.708 -What's Aki got to do with… -Come on! You know I have a crush on her. 05:22.833 --> 05:26.458 -No. -Hey, you haven't figured that out yet? 05:26.541 --> 05:27.916 Uh, no. 05:28.000 --> 05:31.333 Jeez. We need an emergency meeting now. 05:32.083 --> 05:33.583 At Aki's! 05:34.291 --> 05:35.458 Come on! 05:36.750 --> 05:38.750 How long has this been going on? 05:39.250 --> 05:40.083 PINGURI 05:40.166 --> 05:44.583 They've got 600 subscribers who post videos doing obnoxious shit in public. 05:44.666 --> 05:47.916 And you think it was Rumi who had them attack me, right? 05:48.000 --> 05:50.958 She denied it, but there's no doubt they're connected. 05:51.458 --> 05:53.791 They got hold of my password after she stole it. 05:53.875 --> 05:57.875 Mmm. Let's go to police. There's no doubt that this is a crime. 05:59.083 --> 06:00.750 I know where you're coming from, 06:00.833 --> 06:04.083 but if we do that, our channel, it could get taken down. 06:06.208 --> 06:08.291 Young people are flocking to the streaming app 06:08.375 --> 06:09.791 that we've been using. 06:09.875 --> 06:12.750 But since it's so new, there's no oversight. 06:12.833 --> 06:14.250 That's how we do what we do. 06:15.083 --> 06:17.791 If they find out we're making money by using violence, 06:17.875 --> 06:20.208 they'll ban our account immediately. 06:20.708 --> 06:23.000 So, what are you saying? We should forget it? 06:23.083 --> 06:27.791 We've just found our next opponent. 06:28.833 --> 06:32.125 They trapped you, they think, but you allowed it. Didn't you? 06:33.125 --> 06:36.041 Hang on a sec. There are two of them, yeah? 06:36.125 --> 06:38.416 I was off my guard when they attacked. 06:38.916 --> 06:42.500 We'll be bringing down streamers who attack members of the public. 06:43.125 --> 06:45.208 Good content, it'll make money. 06:46.833 --> 06:49.166 HOW TO BEAT A THUG IN A FIGHT 06:49.250 --> 06:51.666 Can I really win by listening to you? 07:00.083 --> 07:03.583 How am I supposed to fight two guys at once? 07:06.666 --> 07:07.708 NEW VIDEO ALERT 07:10.958 --> 07:12.916 HOW TO WIN AGAINST MULTIPLE OPPONENTS 07:13.000 --> 07:15.666 Yes! 07:15.750 --> 07:19.541 What happens when a person with zero training in martial arts 07:19.625 --> 07:22.916 attempts to fight multiple opponents at once? 07:23.416 --> 07:25.666 He will never win. 07:25.750 --> 07:29.916 Yeah. But you're gonna show me some new moves now, aren't you? 07:30.000 --> 07:32.791 If you are serious about winning, 07:32.875 --> 07:36.041 you must master at least ten of my techniques. 07:36.125 --> 07:37.166 Ten? Wow. 07:37.250 --> 07:38.916 That's kind of a lot… 07:40.000 --> 07:42.208 That's right. In other words, 07:42.291 --> 07:45.375 there's no chance for a beginner like you to win. 07:45.458 --> 07:47.833 You cannot win against multiple opponents. 07:47.916 --> 07:49.750 So give up. 07:49.833 --> 07:51.750 What? You serious? 07:51.833 --> 07:54.500 I… oh… come on! There's nothing? 07:54.583 --> 07:55.791 However, 07:55.875 --> 08:00.125 even if you can't win the fight, you can still win the game. 08:02.125 --> 08:03.500 URABE GENERAL HOSPITAL 08:03.541 --> 08:06.625 I'm glad to hear your son is enjoying school. 08:06.708 --> 08:08.666 I think he's made some good friends. 08:08.750 --> 08:10.500 He's been so lively lately. 08:10.583 --> 08:13.250 Your son is busy enjoying his age! 08:13.333 --> 08:14.916 He's already in high school. 08:15.000 --> 08:16.750 What if he starts dating someone? 08:16.833 --> 08:18.875 Now, we have a meeting at 10:00 today. 08:18.958 --> 08:19.791 Yes, I'm aware. 08:19.875 --> 08:21.125 Great work today. 08:21.916 --> 08:24.041 -Good morning. -Hello, Director. Good morning. 08:24.666 --> 08:27.541 Oh, look, are you feeling better today? 08:27.625 --> 08:29.250 I have good and bad days. 08:29.750 --> 08:33.583 Don't worry. With us working together, we'll beat this thing. 08:33.666 --> 08:35.625 -Thank you. -Mm. 08:39.291 --> 08:41.625 The director's such a wonderful man. 08:45.916 --> 08:47.625 KABUKICHO 08:47.708 --> 08:48.750 Hello! 08:48.833 --> 08:51.083 -I'm Pink! Yeah! -Green! Yeah! 08:51.166 --> 08:53.916 Tonight we're hitting the nightlife to prank some people! 08:54.000 --> 08:54.875 Whoo! 08:54.958 --> 08:57.791 Which unsuspecting victim will give us the best reaction? 08:57.875 --> 08:59.416 -It's showtime! -Woo-hoo! 08:59.500 --> 09:01.916 -Hey, hey. What about that girl? Woo-hoo! -Yo! 09:02.000 --> 09:03.500 -He went for it! -So cute. 09:03.583 --> 09:05.375 -Yeah, he's gorgeous. -Miss! 09:05.458 --> 09:07.333 There's a snake on you. 09:07.416 --> 09:09.208 Whoa! Oh my God! 09:09.291 --> 09:10.291 Just run! 09:10.375 --> 09:12.041 -Come on, run! -Just run! 09:12.125 --> 09:13.625 Run some more! 09:14.458 --> 09:16.416 You bastards. 09:16.500 --> 09:19.458 That's quite enough of your bullshit. 09:23.416 --> 09:25.208 Time to go live. 09:27.458 --> 09:28.541 DID HE GET TALLER? 09:28.625 --> 09:29.916 IT'S A GROWTH SPURT LOL 09:31.291 --> 09:33.416 You're the guy from Viral Hit? 09:33.500 --> 09:35.208 Why the hell are you here? 09:36.750 --> 09:38.000 GET 'EM, SHIMURA! LOL 09:38.083 --> 09:39.000 TOO FUNNY LOL 09:39.083 --> 09:43.041 We're starting now. The Viral Hit live stream. 09:48.708 --> 09:51.708 How to win against multiple opponents. 09:52.208 --> 09:55.375 The answer lies in your nature. 09:56.125 --> 09:59.333 It's bluff and intimidation. 10:00.125 --> 10:04.541 The bluff of a mantis, fending off an attacker for survival! 10:05.166 --> 10:09.916 The intimidation of a gorilla defending his rank in the hierarchy. 10:11.166 --> 10:15.125 Now, show them that you can take them all on, 10:16.041 --> 10:18.333 even though you're alone. 10:18.416 --> 10:20.500 Last time you caught me off guard. 10:20.583 --> 10:24.291 I can take you both on. Not an issue. 10:24.375 --> 10:25.333 Heh! 10:25.416 --> 10:27.000 The bluff of a mantis! 10:27.666 --> 10:30.583 Give me the new password and get the hell out of here… 10:30.666 --> 10:31.875 …or I'll kill both of you! 10:31.958 --> 10:33.791 Intimidation of a gorilla! 10:34.416 --> 10:36.375 Whoa, wait a minute. We're already live, so… 10:36.458 --> 10:37.708 That's right. 10:39.250 --> 10:40.333 However, 10:40.416 --> 10:43.458 you must never forget this one point. 10:43.541 --> 10:46.416 Don't ever let your opponent catch on… 10:48.208 --> 10:50.791 …to your bluff and intimidation. 10:52.166 --> 10:53.875 -You idiot. What are you doing? -I just… 10:53.958 --> 10:56.458 Hey, wait a minute. Look at this. 10:57.083 --> 10:59.708 His shoes are full of all these insoles. 11:01.958 --> 11:03.291 Dipshit. 11:03.791 --> 11:05.500 Do you think we're dumb or something? Huh? 11:05.583 --> 11:07.875 -Hey! Hey! -Don't mess with us. 11:08.875 --> 11:11.916 Damn it. I can't hear the master's voice anymore. 11:12.000 --> 11:13.166 What should I do? 11:13.250 --> 11:15.166 -What's this? What's this! -Stop it. I said stop! 11:15.250 --> 11:17.000 Come on! Show me! 11:17.083 --> 11:18.541 -We're gone. -Show me! 11:18.625 --> 11:20.708 Look at his shoulder! 11:20.791 --> 11:22.833 It's all padded. It's fake! 11:22.916 --> 11:24.333 SHOULDER PADS ARE SO 80S 11:24.416 --> 11:25.500 THIS IS HILARIOUS 11:25.583 --> 11:26.625 He's such a loser! 11:31.208 --> 11:33.916 I can't stand your type of person. 11:34.875 --> 11:36.083 It's time. 11:36.166 --> 11:38.250 Beatdown time! 11:38.333 --> 11:39.666 Ah! 11:39.750 --> 11:40.875 Don't mess with us. 11:40.958 --> 11:42.625 Take… 11:45.250 --> 11:46.750 Damn it! That hurt, you bastard! 11:49.791 --> 11:52.500 I don't know. Something's wrong with me. 11:52.583 --> 11:53.833 Ah! Take it! 11:53.916 --> 11:55.666 -This is bad. -Just wait. 11:55.750 --> 11:56.916 Yes! 12:02.583 --> 12:04.666 -What's happening to me? -Wait! Hey! 12:06.375 --> 12:07.541 Come on! 12:07.625 --> 12:09.750 Hey! Wait! 12:10.625 --> 12:11.708 Hey! 12:11.791 --> 12:14.000 You're going nowhere! Hey! 12:14.500 --> 12:16.750 -Wait! -I'm scared to death. 12:18.250 --> 12:21.291 But at the same time, kinda pumped. 12:25.458 --> 12:30.291 VIRAL HIT 12:37.583 --> 12:39.125 Wait up! 12:39.208 --> 12:40.291 Damn it! 12:41.750 --> 12:44.291 Bastard! Stop running away! Hey! 12:44.375 --> 12:47.625 Ah! Ah! 12:52.708 --> 12:54.666 Catch him! Hey! Hey! 12:56.416 --> 12:58.125 Get over here, bastard. 13:00.416 --> 13:03.083 Hey, stop! 13:03.166 --> 13:04.500 -Hey! -Look out! 13:13.708 --> 13:16.541 Calf kick! Calf kick! 13:18.375 --> 13:21.708 Wait! Hey, you! Come back! 13:32.833 --> 13:34.750 You have to let it go! 13:36.583 --> 13:38.750 Calf kick! 13:39.250 --> 13:42.125 Ow! 13:42.208 --> 13:44.208 Ugh! That really hurt. 13:44.291 --> 13:45.916 You bastard. 13:46.875 --> 13:48.541 I won't forgive you! 13:48.625 --> 13:50.583 That's enough! 13:53.000 --> 13:54.791 The match is over, can't you see? 13:55.416 --> 13:57.958 Huh? Who the hell are you? 13:59.041 --> 14:02.375 You know much better than anyone how exhausted you must be. 14:03.000 --> 14:04.583 Don't mess with us. 14:05.250 --> 14:08.958 -We're not leaving until this is finished. -All right then, go ahead. 14:10.166 --> 14:13.375 That is, if you don't care that you look like a couple of asses. 14:14.416 --> 14:15.750 MISSED THE BEST BIT LOL 14:15.833 --> 14:17.041 KEEP UP, CAMERAMAN! 14:21.500 --> 14:24.166 Hand over the password, then go home. 14:26.666 --> 14:27.791 Shit! 14:27.875 --> 14:29.958 Shit! 14:33.708 --> 14:35.083 PASSWORD CHANGE COMPLETE 14:35.166 --> 14:36.625 Everything's back to normal. 14:37.375 --> 14:38.875 I've changed the password again. 14:38.958 --> 14:42.125 Yeah! I didn't expect you to put up a fight like this. 14:42.208 --> 14:44.916 When they started at you, I thought you were done! 14:45.000 --> 14:50.166 Yes, that's right. Well… have I just gone nuts? 14:51.541 --> 14:53.750 I don't fully understand it either. 14:53.833 --> 14:58.083 At some point, I was afraid, but also fearless. 14:58.166 --> 15:01.583 Like… like I was pumped, you know? 15:01.666 --> 15:04.791 That's so great. Main thing is you're okay. 15:04.875 --> 15:07.500 Maybe I'm not okay at all. 15:10.166 --> 15:13.500 Hello there. I apologize to all of you about the recent suspension. 15:13.583 --> 15:15.291 -CONGRATS ON YOUR COMEBACK -YOU WENT THROUGH HELL 15:15.375 --> 15:18.916 Our main channel was hijacked by some nasty trolls. 15:19.416 --> 15:22.291 My recent fight you saw on the subchannel, 15:22.375 --> 15:24.625 you can now see on my main channel. 15:24.708 --> 15:27.875 Oh, and please, keep up the donations! 15:29.000 --> 15:30.250 Okay! 15:31.208 --> 15:32.541 Aki, how are the donations? 15:32.625 --> 15:35.250 -Fantastic donations pouring in. -All right! 15:35.333 --> 15:37.708 You see, you can't do without me, can you? 15:37.791 --> 15:39.041 You've got a nerve, haven't you? 15:39.125 --> 15:41.250 You're the one who got us into this trouble. 15:41.333 --> 15:42.916 Yeah, sorry about that. 15:44.958 --> 15:48.458 Kanegon. What's next for us then? 15:58.250 --> 16:00.458 Hey, when are you gonna quit? 16:00.541 --> 16:01.500 Move, damn it! 16:02.166 --> 16:03.250 K.O. 16:06.000 --> 16:07.166 I died. 16:07.250 --> 16:09.875 Your turn's over. Over! Now move it! 16:09.958 --> 16:10.833 Go! 16:14.000 --> 16:16.083 What, punk? Wanna go? 16:16.166 --> 16:18.750 What are you, Viral Hit 2.0? 16:21.541 --> 16:23.125 Give me 100. 16:23.208 --> 16:24.208 What? 16:34.000 --> 16:35.291 VIRAL HIT 16:37.291 --> 16:39.458 VIRAL HIT #3 RECOMMENDED VIDEO 16:41.500 --> 16:42.791 You little rat! 16:42.875 --> 16:47.291 VIRAL HIT #1 TOP PICK VIDEO 16:49.708 --> 16:51.375 Viral Hit. 16:57.833 --> 16:59.500 I'll put your fresh clothes here. 16:59.583 --> 17:00.666 Thank you. 17:01.750 --> 17:05.833 -Say, have you heard of streamers? -What? 17:05.916 --> 17:09.833 Kids these days want to be streamers when they grow up. It says it, just look. 17:11.708 --> 17:13.166 Is that right? 17:14.333 --> 17:15.583 #1 DREAM JOB FOR BOYS: STREAMER 17:15.666 --> 17:17.958 Oh, but I'm not into that. 17:18.041 --> 17:21.375 Of course not. Why would people want to watch streaming of you? 17:21.458 --> 17:22.666 Ah, you're right. 17:22.750 --> 17:25.875 Oh, maybe I should give it a try. 17:25.958 --> 17:27.750 And who's gonna watch that? 17:27.833 --> 17:30.666 Oh, I think I'd be pretty good at it. 17:30.750 --> 17:33.875 Like a mother fighting off a disease. 17:36.958 --> 17:38.416 Just curious. 17:39.250 --> 17:41.958 What do you think now that you've read about them? 17:43.791 --> 17:44.666 Why do you ask? 17:45.375 --> 17:48.291 Oh. Like I said, just curious. 17:50.083 --> 17:52.500 I don't see anything wrong with it. 17:53.708 --> 17:57.166 But… I'd be worried as a parent. 17:58.791 --> 18:02.541 I'd rather my child work a normal job like you do now. 18:04.500 --> 18:05.791 I see. 18:07.708 --> 18:10.958 Oh. It's time for me to get going. 18:11.041 --> 18:13.625 -So busy! Working again? -No. 18:14.833 --> 18:16.708 There's just something I need to do. 18:16.791 --> 18:18.625 You seeing a girl? 18:18.708 --> 18:21.666 Oh, of course not. No, you're wrong! 18:21.750 --> 18:24.166 Aw. That's too bad. 18:30.208 --> 18:31.541 VIRAL HIT 18:31.625 --> 18:35.458 Viral Hit is looking for fighters. Refer yourself or others. 18:35.541 --> 18:37.791 All right, it's uploaded. 18:37.875 --> 18:41.500 Oh, look! It's already got views. 18:42.333 --> 18:43.958 Where's Shimura today? 18:44.458 --> 18:47.208 Who knows? He said he was busy or something. 18:47.750 --> 18:48.750 Is he working? 18:48.833 --> 18:50.041 Don't think so. 18:51.083 --> 18:54.291 -Oh. -He's seeing Asamiya. 18:54.375 --> 18:57.041 He was all serious, saying he had to see her today. 18:57.125 --> 18:59.166 I think it might be a date. 19:02.458 --> 19:07.041 And, you know, it's… just the two of us here now. Isn't it? 19:07.125 --> 19:09.833 Aren't you nervous, you know? 19:09.916 --> 19:12.416 Uh… 19:14.500 --> 19:17.916 So, Aki… do you have a boyfriend? 19:21.125 --> 19:23.291 Don't you dare lay a finger on my daughter. 19:23.375 --> 19:24.416 KYOTO VEGETABLE MIBUNA BUBUZUKE 19:24.500 --> 19:26.750 Oh, I would never. 19:27.541 --> 19:29.666 Well, I don't think I trust you. 19:29.750 --> 19:31.791 Oh, that's silly. What are you talking about, Dad? 19:31.875 --> 19:32.750 Dad? 19:33.375 --> 19:34.250 Aki. 19:34.833 --> 19:38.291 I'm glad that you made friends, but why do you only bring men around here? 19:38.375 --> 19:40.291 Oh, shut up and get back to work. 19:42.833 --> 19:44.666 Deh! 19:44.750 --> 19:46.041 Hey! 19:50.375 --> 19:51.291 Sorry. 19:51.375 --> 19:53.416 It's okay. 19:54.000 --> 19:57.541 I guess you guys are, um, used to joking around with each other, yeah? 19:57.625 --> 20:01.125 Uh… he was deadly serious. 20:02.041 --> 20:03.166 Oh, I see. 20:04.208 --> 20:06.541 Where did you live when you were overseas? 20:06.625 --> 20:07.875 We were in the US. 20:07.958 --> 20:10.250 Yeah? That's really great. 20:10.750 --> 20:12.958 Dad's work took us there for 12 years. 20:13.041 --> 20:15.041 It… was tough. 20:52.125 --> 20:54.166 Thank you for paying. Hope it was okay. 20:54.250 --> 20:56.916 It was my way to thank you for the other day. 20:57.000 --> 20:58.250 That's nice! 20:59.083 --> 21:00.375 Parfait was great! 21:00.458 --> 21:03.083 Mm. You wanted to talk? 21:03.583 --> 21:04.875 Something on your mind? 21:05.583 --> 21:08.250 Oh, right. Uh, yes. 21:08.750 --> 21:11.125 Now I can't make myself ask it. 21:12.166 --> 21:13.666 Asamiya-san… 21:14.958 --> 21:17.416 -Your house, it's fancy. -Huh? 21:17.500 --> 21:19.625 What the hell am I saying? 21:20.250 --> 21:21.958 Actually, the other day, 21:22.458 --> 21:25.166 I followed you to return your handkerchief. 21:25.833 --> 21:28.541 Uh, I…I wasn't trying to stalk you. 21:28.625 --> 21:30.333 Mm, I understand. 21:30.958 --> 21:35.166 It just… felt like you and I… are kind of different. 21:36.083 --> 21:38.875 Your dad must be a very important person. 21:38.958 --> 21:41.791 That's not true. He's fairly normal. 21:41.875 --> 21:43.666 I wondered why you worked part-time. 21:43.750 --> 21:45.541 What's so weird about that? 21:45.625 --> 21:47.708 I guess nothing. 21:47.791 --> 21:49.375 So that was it? 21:49.458 --> 21:50.333 Oh. 21:51.625 --> 21:54.666 No. Not entirely. 21:56.625 --> 21:58.083 . 22:18.333 --> 22:19.666 Another time, I think. 22:21.666 --> 22:22.958 Mm. Okay, then. 22:37.708 --> 22:39.791 Guys! 22:41.583 --> 22:43.375 I found your next opponent. 22:43.458 --> 22:44.375 Really, who is it? 22:44.458 --> 22:45.833 Shinjo Reo. 22:46.333 --> 22:47.916 He's a Tae kwon do champion. 22:48.458 --> 22:49.458 Tae kwon do? 22:49.541 --> 22:53.125 The thought of you facing off with him is sending the viewers crazy! 22:54.416 --> 22:57.458 He's a high school dropout and notorious troublemaker. 22:58.250 --> 23:01.750 They say that he smashes his wristwatch every fight. 23:02.541 --> 23:04.083 It's a hot matchup. 23:04.166 --> 23:06.833 The buzz will be huge and think of the donations. 23:06.916 --> 23:08.875 -Wait a minute, I-- -It's too dangerous. 23:09.458 --> 23:11.791 It's reckless taking on a skilled guy like that. 23:11.875 --> 23:13.000 I agree. 23:13.083 --> 23:15.458 Sorry, but that's how it is. 23:15.541 --> 23:18.000 The reason the viewers are so hyped… 23:19.416 --> 23:21.083 is 'cause he volunteered himself! 23:21.166 --> 23:22.041 @REOSHINJO FIGHT ME 23:25.750 --> 23:26.583 IT'S HIM! 23:26.666 --> 23:27.875 SHINJO FOUND YOU! 23:27.958 --> 23:28.875 GAME OVER LOL 23:28.958 --> 23:29.791 No way. 23:36.541 --> 23:38.083 -Asamiya? -Yeah? 23:40.250 --> 23:41.833 Did you see this? 23:41.916 --> 23:43.750 VIRAL HIT'S HOT GIRLFRIEND! 23:43.833 --> 23:45.833 Oh, that's us. 23:45.916 --> 23:47.708 Someone managed to figure it out 23:47.791 --> 23:51.625 from the video of you on Hamaken TV and Viral Hit. 23:52.500 --> 23:53.583 FOUND TRUE BEAUTY! 23:53.666 --> 23:54.500 WIFE MATERIAL 23:54.583 --> 23:56.166 You should be careful. 23:56.666 --> 23:59.916 Let me know if any weirdos come in. I'll tell the manager. 24:00.625 --> 24:01.500 Yeah. 24:03.958 --> 24:06.500 Don't let these test results bring you down. 24:06.583 --> 24:09.333 Your numbers will improve again. 24:10.875 --> 24:13.333 -Whoa!! Awesome! -He won again! 24:13.416 --> 24:15.875 Sh! Boys! Keep it down. We're in hospital. 24:15.958 --> 24:17.375 It's okay. 24:18.625 --> 24:21.708 Oh, that looks fun. What are you watching? 24:21.791 --> 24:22.666 Viral Hit. 24:22.750 --> 24:24.666 He's super popular. 24:24.750 --> 24:26.833 So, this is what kids are into these days? 24:27.416 --> 24:29.708 I'm gonna be a streamer when I grow up. 24:29.791 --> 24:32.750 Very good. I hope you will. Mm. 24:32.833 --> 24:36.000 -Thank you so much. Thank you. -Oh! Awesome punching! 24:42.208 --> 24:43.625 ASAMIYA: THAT WAS FUN 24:43.708 --> 24:44.583 SEE YOU AT WORK 24:48.166 --> 24:49.041 Hi there. 24:49.125 --> 24:50.625 Shimura, where are you? 24:50.708 --> 24:52.833 I'm heading off to work. Why? 24:52.916 --> 24:54.500 Aki, she's in trouble! 24:59.791 --> 25:01.416 Don't make me repeat myself. 25:02.125 --> 25:03.666 Shimura will not fight you. 25:03.750 --> 25:05.083 I wasn't asking you. 25:05.166 --> 25:06.625 Aki, that's enough. Let's go. 25:06.708 --> 25:07.791 Let me go! 25:07.875 --> 25:11.416 You volunteered yourself and now the viewers are egging us on. 25:11.500 --> 25:12.833 Withdraw your challenge. 25:12.916 --> 25:14.708 Don't tell me what to do. 25:15.208 --> 25:18.500 -Please, Aki, let's go home. Come on! -Aki. Are you okay? 25:19.916 --> 25:21.041 Did you call him? 25:21.125 --> 25:22.875 -I'm sorry. -You should be ashamed. 25:22.958 --> 25:24.166 Let's go home, Aki. 25:24.250 --> 25:25.416 Wait a second. 25:27.958 --> 25:28.875 Will you fight me? 25:32.166 --> 25:33.916 I'm sorry, but I won't. 25:34.000 --> 25:35.041 You're far too strong. 25:35.125 --> 25:36.000 Then… 25:39.666 --> 25:41.333 hand over your channel. 25:42.083 --> 25:43.166 Huh? 25:44.083 --> 25:46.208 Ah! Ah! 25:46.291 --> 25:49.583 -Kanegon! -I know you're making bank. 25:51.916 --> 25:53.875 Give it to me. 25:55.541 --> 25:58.833 -What are you saying? -Stop this! 25:58.916 --> 26:00.458 Ah! Ugh! 26:01.458 --> 26:04.208 Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! 26:07.541 --> 26:09.000 I said stop it! 26:18.875 --> 26:20.250 Hand it over. 26:20.750 --> 26:23.083 Stop it! You're gonna kill him! 26:26.291 --> 26:27.458 Let go of me! 26:39.750 --> 26:41.416 Okay! Okay, then. 26:42.208 --> 26:43.083 You can have it. 26:43.166 --> 26:47.208 Our channel, it's yours. Just stop. Stop doing this. 26:57.375 --> 26:59.125 Announce it in a video. 27:00.750 --> 27:02.208 Tell everyone. 27:19.458 --> 27:23.375 I hear that streamers are all the craze amongst the younger generation. 27:24.500 --> 27:26.125 Um, yeah, they are. 27:26.208 --> 27:27.916 They're even recognized by society now. 27:28.000 --> 27:30.916 It's a cop-out for losers who can't land a real job. 27:39.333 --> 27:41.583 RUMI 72,000 FOLLOWERS 27:43.791 --> 27:44.833 Here. 27:44.916 --> 27:47.666 My follower account has stopped growing lately. 27:49.000 --> 27:50.416 You'll have times like that. 27:50.916 --> 27:52.291 What should I do? 27:53.041 --> 27:53.958 Hmm. 27:54.625 --> 27:58.583 Well, it costs money to get exposure and to promote you, you see. 28:00.291 --> 28:03.666 If you took on more jobs, the cost can be offset. 28:04.583 --> 28:07.166 Well, that's what I'll do. I'll take on more jobs. 28:07.250 --> 28:11.333 Will you? Really? Ah, that would help out a lot. 28:11.416 --> 28:12.916 Our sponsors are important. 28:13.000 --> 28:14.541 I'll do it. What is it? 28:18.000 --> 28:19.541 The job is simple. 28:24.541 --> 28:26.958 That was a disaster, wasn't it? 28:28.458 --> 28:31.208 Things are just getting too dangerous. 28:32.291 --> 28:33.166 We're 28:34.333 --> 28:36.666 just not cut out for this, I think. 28:41.041 --> 28:42.416 I'm not buying it. 28:43.125 --> 28:43.958 Huh? 28:50.250 --> 28:52.333 I didn't want to hand it over. 28:53.166 --> 28:55.750 That's our channel. It belongs to us. 29:01.958 --> 29:04.541 When you took on Hamaken, 29:05.916 --> 29:06.833 I, 29:07.791 --> 29:10.333 truthfully, was very moved. 29:11.416 --> 29:14.541 If we're weak and even made fun of, 29:15.291 --> 29:17.125 that it's okay to be brave. 29:17.625 --> 29:19.375 Miracles can happen. 29:20.166 --> 29:21.791 So how can you… 29:23.208 --> 29:25.916 say that you'll give up the channel so easily? 29:31.333 --> 29:32.458 Is that… 29:33.541 --> 29:36.541 how little you care for Viral Hit and all we've done? 29:39.166 --> 29:40.625 Yeah, it is. 29:41.416 --> 29:44.041 There's no point taking on a guy like that for real. 29:45.041 --> 29:46.208 I'm not an idiot. 29:51.458 --> 29:52.791 Are you okay? 29:59.625 --> 30:00.750 What's wrong? 30:04.208 --> 30:05.458 Go away. 30:06.083 --> 30:07.000 What are you saying? 30:07.083 --> 30:08.916 -Aki came all this way-- -Just go! 30:10.625 --> 30:11.625 Get outta here. 30:14.333 --> 30:15.833 Come on, let's go. 30:28.500 --> 30:30.583 Ah! Ah! 30:31.625 --> 30:33.958 Stop it! You're gonna kill him! 30:50.000 --> 30:52.500 I am such an idiot. 30:53.750 --> 30:56.416 When Shinjo sets his sights on a target, 30:56.500 --> 30:57.833 he attacks their friends 30:58.375 --> 31:00.666 rather than the target themselves. 31:02.250 --> 31:04.208 In front of the target. 31:06.666 --> 31:08.583 He's a real psychopath who gets a rush 31:08.666 --> 31:13.333 from leaving his opponents totally helpless and also humiliated. 31:15.166 --> 31:16.666 And they… 31:18.958 --> 31:20.291 They say… 31:20.791 --> 31:23.666 he murdered a fellow delinquent a few years ago. 31:24.333 --> 31:26.291 He was released due to lack of evidence, 31:26.375 --> 31:28.541 but no one has been charged with the killing. 31:28.625 --> 31:31.375 That's how dangerous he is. 31:33.875 --> 31:35.333 Someone like that… 31:36.125 --> 31:37.250 I won't fight. 31:52.375 --> 31:54.708 That's our channel. It belongs to us. 31:56.916 --> 31:58.250 Is that 31:59.083 --> 32:02.166 how little you care for Viral Hit and all we've done? 32:20.250 --> 32:21.666 Uploaded the video yet? 32:22.750 --> 32:23.708 Not yet. 32:30.125 --> 32:33.583 As I promised, you can have that channel to yourself. 32:34.208 --> 32:36.791 But… I have one condition. 32:38.833 --> 32:40.083 You must defeat me 32:41.041 --> 32:43.000 in a fight one month from now. 32:48.541 --> 32:50.333 Just say time and place 32:52.000 --> 32:53.250 when you actually decide. 32:59.750 --> 33:01.958 So that's how it is. 33:02.041 --> 33:03.125 Huh? 33:03.833 --> 33:06.833 What the hell are you thinking? I told you not to do this. 33:06.916 --> 33:09.041 -I know, but I have. -Take it back! Immediately! 33:09.125 --> 33:11.250 It's too late. We've already agreed on it. 33:14.083 --> 33:15.250 I knew it. 33:16.708 --> 33:17.708 You are an idiot. 33:17.791 --> 33:19.375 You keep quiet. 33:19.916 --> 33:23.125 Well, I'll be off. I gotta start my training, yeah. 33:23.208 --> 33:24.833 Hey. Wait, Shimura. 33:26.375 --> 33:29.541 This time, you might not just walk away with injuries. 33:30.500 --> 33:33.708 So, why… are you doing this? 33:35.583 --> 33:37.708 For money. Why else would I? 33:42.750 --> 33:44.375 You must be kidding! 33:44.458 --> 33:46.916 You just took an entire month off. 33:47.000 --> 33:48.791 Yes, I'm sorry. 33:48.875 --> 33:51.250 So, how long do you want to take off this time? 33:51.333 --> 33:52.916 About the same. 33:53.000 --> 33:54.750 Shimura! 33:54.833 --> 33:57.583 Are you secretly studying abroad or something like that? 33:57.666 --> 34:00.666 -Who takes leave from a part-time job? -I'm very sorry. 34:00.750 --> 34:02.541 What… now you're gonna run? 34:04.208 --> 34:06.375 Shimura! Huh! 34:06.458 --> 34:07.666 Asamiya! 34:07.750 --> 34:09.875 I talked to the manager about your shift. 34:09.958 --> 34:11.750 I'm sorry for causing you trouble. 34:11.833 --> 34:12.708 Mm. 34:13.875 --> 34:16.041 Is this another fight? 34:16.125 --> 34:16.958 Mm. 34:17.541 --> 34:18.791 Oh, don't worry though. 34:18.875 --> 34:21.166 I've got someone I can count on. 34:21.250 --> 34:23.125 -I see. -Mm. 34:23.875 --> 34:29.916 Tell me, would you still… do it if your friend… wasn't there? 34:30.500 --> 34:33.000 Why are you asking me that? 34:33.083 --> 34:37.541 Well, you keep challenging tougher opponents. I'm worried. 34:38.041 --> 34:40.291 Oh, that's nice. 34:42.125 --> 34:45.666 I was wondering… whether we could go out again 34:45.750 --> 34:47.750 when my next fight is over? 34:47.833 --> 34:52.500 I want to tell you what I couldn't the last time we met. 34:54.541 --> 34:55.875 Of course! 34:56.500 --> 34:57.583 It's a date, okay? 34:59.458 --> 35:01.416 Mm. Okay, deal! 35:01.500 --> 35:03.541 Mm. 35:16.750 --> 35:18.125 Tae kwon do? 35:18.208 --> 35:20.916 I need to learn so I can win this thing. 35:21.500 --> 35:26.291 Well… if you can stop him from using his legs, 35:26.375 --> 35:27.750 you might have a chance at winning. 35:27.833 --> 35:29.958 Stop him using his legs. 35:30.041 --> 35:34.791 But… that's not something a novice can accomplish in a month. 35:37.000 --> 35:38.583 Yeah, I figured that. 35:38.666 --> 35:42.666 -Hey, Tatsuya. Time for a spa. -Okay. 35:42.750 --> 35:46.125 -Oh, sorry, I interrupted. -No worries. Happy to help you. 35:46.208 --> 35:47.208 Thanks. 35:48.583 --> 35:50.291 -Here you go. -Let's do it. 35:59.666 --> 36:01.416 Oh, nothing. 36:11.291 --> 36:12.750 He's here, Sir. 36:14.291 --> 36:15.750 This way. 36:20.375 --> 36:21.750 That's BAD FELLOWS. 36:21.833 --> 36:22.750 Who are they? 36:22.833 --> 36:23.791 You don't know? 36:23.875 --> 36:28.375 It's a super popular show that pits amateur fighters against each other. 36:29.625 --> 36:32.958 -Are you Shimura from Viral Hit? -Uh, yes. 36:35.500 --> 36:38.625 I'm the representative of BAD FELLOWS, 36:39.125 --> 36:40.291 I'm Kuwata. 36:40.375 --> 36:42.958 Oh, yes. I've heard of you. 36:43.458 --> 36:44.750 That makes things easier. 36:44.833 --> 36:46.375 What do you say? 36:47.166 --> 36:49.708 Would you star in our show? 36:49.791 --> 36:50.916 Hey? 36:51.000 --> 36:53.750 You could become even more famous than you are now. 36:54.750 --> 36:55.666 Oh 36:56.916 --> 36:58.458 Uh, wow. 36:58.541 --> 37:00.666 Sorry, I'm not interested in that kind of thing. 37:00.750 --> 37:01.916 Hmm? 37:02.000 --> 37:05.916 I guess it's just… I mean, I'm not looking to become a professional fighter. 37:06.000 --> 37:08.541 And I'm not interested in becoming famous. 37:09.541 --> 37:10.458 Okay. 37:12.333 --> 37:15.416 Well… if you ever do need money, 37:15.916 --> 37:17.375 please come to me anytime. 37:17.458 --> 37:18.916 I'd be glad to help you. 37:30.958 --> 37:31.833 Hmm. 37:32.708 --> 37:33.875 -And there you are. -Thank you. 37:33.958 --> 37:34.791 There's your change. 37:34.875 --> 37:36.416 -Thank you very much. -Thank you so much. 37:36.500 --> 37:38.583 -Thanks, have a nice day. -That was delicious. 37:42.041 --> 37:45.291 Okay, who's next? 37:45.375 --> 37:46.791 Dad. 37:49.541 --> 37:51.416 VIRAL HIT'S HOT GIRLFRIEND! 37:54.458 --> 37:56.875 You're so annoying, you piece of trash! 37:56.958 --> 37:59.458 I'm not a loser, but you're a loser for sure! 38:18.500 --> 38:20.916 Any more would be dangerous. 38:21.000 --> 38:21.833 LOGAN 38:38.500 --> 38:40.791 NEW VIDEO FROM HOW_TO_FIGHT 38:45.625 --> 38:49.583 HOW A NOVICE CAN BEAT A TAE KWON DO FIGHTER 38:54.958 --> 38:57.125 ONE MONTH LATER 39:14.291 --> 39:15.375 Let's go. 39:20.708 --> 39:21.541 They say 39:22.500 --> 39:25.458 he murdered a fellow delinquent a few years ago. 39:53.875 --> 39:56.083 What? Shimura, where are you going? 39:56.166 --> 39:57.166 He's fast. 40:12.541 --> 40:14.833 Fighting mindset, rule number one. 40:16.208 --> 40:18.083 Make your opponent lose his cool. 40:18.666 --> 40:20.291 You little… 40:22.041 --> 40:23.166 What are you doing? 40:24.125 --> 40:27.166 You stay here. We'll use this to talk. 40:27.250 --> 40:29.208 But why can't I come? 40:29.291 --> 40:31.166 I want to handle this alone. 40:32.458 --> 40:35.416 I don't want you to see me… when I'm frightened. 40:37.125 --> 40:38.458 IT'S ALREADY STARTED! 40:38.541 --> 40:39.458 GO! SHIMURA! 40:39.541 --> 40:40.833 IS HE SPRAYING WATER? 40:40.916 --> 40:42.500 I NEED YOU TO WIN, SHIMURA 40:42.583 --> 40:43.750 I'M SWEATING LOLOL 40:43.833 --> 40:45.041 IT'S HAPPENING!!! 40:59.666 --> 41:01.625 Keep your eyes shut, and you're dead. 41:02.333 --> 41:05.708 How to beat a tae kwon do fighter, rule one. 41:06.750 --> 41:09.583 Take control of the space so they can't use their feet. 41:15.666 --> 41:16.500 Dumbass. 41:16.583 --> 41:18.916 You thought you could win by splashing water? 41:21.625 --> 41:23.625 What made you think I'd only kick? 41:29.333 --> 41:32.291 This is… a fight, right? 41:44.583 --> 41:45.791 You're right. 41:45.875 --> 41:47.875 This is a fight. 41:51.208 --> 41:52.833 WHY ISN'T SHIMURA SLIPPING? 41:52.916 --> 41:54.416 HE'S WEARING WATER SHOES! 41:54.500 --> 41:56.000 THAT'S SNEAKY LOL 42:06.958 --> 42:09.250 It's not over yet. We've barely begun. 42:19.000 --> 42:22.666 Nothing in the world frustrates a kicker a more 42:23.750 --> 42:25.333 than a tackle. 42:26.708 --> 42:31.625 The key to a successful tackle is to grab the back of the knees. 42:31.708 --> 42:35.125 Grab and pull at the back of your opponent's knees. 42:35.208 --> 42:41.083 You can take down even a large opponent. This is the double leg tackle! 42:41.750 --> 42:42.875 Yeah! 42:44.625 --> 42:50.291 If the takedown is successful, your odds jump past 50%. 42:51.666 --> 42:56.625 But you must never swing your fist from above. 42:57.291 --> 43:01.416 You only get one chance against a martial opponent. 43:01.916 --> 43:04.750 You must finish them off in one blow. 43:07.416 --> 43:10.333 Put your hand behind your opponent's neck, 43:10.416 --> 43:13.416 grab their collar and pull them close. 43:23.416 --> 43:27.500 Even if your opponent resists, don't let go! 43:28.375 --> 43:31.500 This is a technique that compresses the carotid artery. 43:31.583 --> 43:33.416 The cross choke! 43:33.500 --> 43:37.458 It takes ten seconds for your opponent to pass out. 43:37.541 --> 43:40.875 So, count it out in your head. 43:42.166 --> 43:43.208 One… 43:43.708 --> 43:44.916 Two… 43:45.000 --> 43:46.375 -Yeah! -Three… 43:47.041 --> 43:48.125 Four… 43:48.958 --> 43:50.125 Five… 43:50.208 --> 43:51.916 Six… 43:52.500 --> 43:53.458 Seven… 43:53.958 --> 43:55.208 Eight… 43:55.708 --> 43:57.291 Nine… 43:59.041 --> 43:59.875 HUH? 43:59.958 --> 44:03.083 SHINJO DOESN'T LOOK WORRIED 44:03.166 --> 44:04.791 YOU'RE RIGHT LOLOL 44:06.333 --> 44:09.208 That's bad, the choke came off. 44:10.625 --> 44:11.750 Idiot. 44:12.708 --> 44:15.041 You didn't land it right. 44:18.625 --> 44:19.625 Shimura! 44:20.125 --> 44:21.250 ALMOST HAD IT! 44:21.333 --> 44:22.708 YOU WERE SO CLOSE! 44:22.791 --> 44:26.166 Oh no. Shinjo allowed the hold deliberately. 44:27.041 --> 44:28.041 Huh? 44:29.208 --> 44:31.708 You really thought I'd fall for that move? 44:34.708 --> 44:36.125 This is what I wanted.8 44:40.833 --> 44:42.666 Remember, the only way 44:42.750 --> 44:45.333 for an amateur to beat a tae kwon do fighter 44:45.416 --> 44:47.833 is to steal their kicks. 44:48.666 --> 44:50.875 Now I can use the legs. 44:52.666 --> 44:57.750 And if you fail to do that, there's only one thing left to do. 44:59.375 --> 45:02.791 Run for your life! 45:07.416 --> 45:08.958 Shimura! 45:09.041 --> 45:11.291 It's too dangerous. Run! 45:13.291 --> 45:14.833 I'm such an idiot. 45:15.708 --> 45:17.833 Especially after all of that practice. 45:31.083 --> 45:32.375 Oh shit. 45:32.458 --> 45:34.708 This guy, he's gonna kill Shimura. 46:18.416 --> 46:25.416 VIRAL HIT he's gonna kill Shimura.