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Sige, sumugod ka.

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Gago ka.

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Gusto mo talagang mamatay, a?

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Kitang-kita ko na galit na galit siya.

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Ito 'yong…

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Rule one, kalma ka lang.

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'Yong mga galit na galit

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ang pinakamadaling talunin.

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Kung hindi mo kayang kontrolin
'yong sarili mo,

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hindi ka makakasuntok nang maayos

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dahil madadala ka ng emosyon mo.

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Sa madaling salita,
kung kaya mong galitin 'yong kalaban,

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magkakaroon ka ng malaking advantage.

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Nakailag ako.

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Legit ba 'yong manok na 'yon?

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Walang halong kalokohan 'yon?

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Kaya niya ba talaga 'kong palakasin?

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Wag kang umilag!

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Susuntok ulit siya!

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Kung tatamaan din naman ako,
susubukan ko na 'yong…

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Pag tuluyang naideretso ang braso,

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do'n pinakamalakas ang suntok.

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Kung masasalo mo agad
bago pa 'yon magawa ng kalaban…

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hindi ka masasaktan!

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Tatawagin natin ang technique na 'to
na "paano magpasuntok nang di nasasaktan".

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Tama siya.

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Hindi nga masakit.

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Ano'ng ginagawa niya?

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Tama 'yong manok na 'yon.

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Sino ba siya?

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Kaya ko 'to.

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Kaya kong manalo!

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Teka…

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Nakalimutan ko 'yong susunod.

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Teka, ano 'yong susunod kong gagawin?

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Sandali lang!

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Ituro mo sa 'kin—

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Shimura…

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Ang lakas din ng loob mo, ha.

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Lagot.

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Dapat pinanood ko 'yong next video.

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-Patay ka sa 'kin.
-Tama na!

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Naka-livestream ako ngayon.

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Gusto n'yo pa bang magmukhang tanga?

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Mga gago kayo…

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Hindi pa 'to tapos.

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Kailan ka nagsimulang mag-live?

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Di ako naka-live.

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-Ano?
-Nagsinungaling lang ako.

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Thank you, niligtas mo 'ko.

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Wala 'yon.

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Ano'ng pangalan mo?

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Yashio Aki. First year ako.

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Mas bata ka sa 'min?

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Matagal akong tumira sa ibang bansa.

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Di ako magaling mag-Japanese.

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-A, kaya pala ang prangka mong magsalita.
-Ano naman? Wag mong gawing big deal 'yon.

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Ikaw pala si Aki.

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Ang ganda ng pangalan mo.

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Kung mas tumagal ka pa sana kanina…

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May mga nagdo-donate na sa wakas, e.

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Magkano 'yong kinita natin?

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Twenty-five thousand yen.

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'Yon lang?

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Sayang lang din 'yong oras n'yo
kung pinatagal pa.

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Saka parang wala ka na ring moves, e.

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Susuntukin ka lang niya tapos wala na.

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Totoo 'yan.

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Sabihin n'yo nga.

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Sino'ng nag-e-edit
pag tapos na 'yong live?

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A, e… ako.

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Maganda ba 'yong edits ko?

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Sakto lang.

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-Ano?
-Di madadagdagan 'yong viewers sa gano'n.

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Pag konti 'yong viewers,
konti lang din 'yong donations.

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E, ano'ng gagawin namin?

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Magaling akong mag-edit.

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-Ha?
-Ano?

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Gusto kong sumali sa team n'yo.

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-Uy.
-Bakit?

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-Sigurado ka ba dito?
-Kailangan natin ng perspective ng babae.

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Ako'ng bahala,
paparamihin ko 'yong subscribers.

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Tama, papasikatin ni Aki
'yong channel natin.

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Dapat makaisip na rin tayo
ng name ng channel.

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Oo, Kanegon TV pa rin 'yon
hanggang ngayon.

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Makakaisip din si Aki ng maganda.
Magaling 'yong mga babae sa gano'n, e.

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Alam ko na kung ano.

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Wait, talaga?

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Oo. Viral Hit.

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-Ano?
-"Viral Hit"?

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PAANO_MAKIPAGLABAN

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Aki, parang medyo ano…

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Magki-quit ako pag di kayo pumayag.

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Teka.

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May originality 'yon,

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saka parang ang ganda nga.

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Di ba, Shimura?

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-Oo.
-Okay, 'yon na.

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Sa special na araw na 'to,
nabuo ang Viral Hit!

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Magiging busy na tayo nito.

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Mawawalan ka na ng time
magprito ng patatas.

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Oo nga.

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Mag-enjoy lang tayo!

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One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.

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One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.

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Itaas ang hita!

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Patigasin ang abs.

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Okay, exhale. One—

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Pagod na 'ko.

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Lalakas ba talaga 'ko pag ginawa ko 'to?

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Teka, sino nga ba

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'yong nag-send sa 'kin nito?

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Shimura, patapos na 'yong break mo.

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-Asamiya.
-Two, three, four…

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Nawala sa isip ko. Thank you.

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-One, two, three, four…
-May naririnig ka ba?

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-Ang susunod naman…
-Ha?

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-One, two, three…
-Imagination mo lang 'yon.

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Okay.

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Gusto nga pa lang i-discuss ni manager
'yong schedule mo.

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Sabi na nga ba.

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Salamat.

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May schedule na 'yong shift mo.

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Di kita pwedeng alisin sa iba
dahil lang ni-request mo.

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Sorry po sa biglaang request.

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Araw-araw 'yong schedule mo.

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Oo nga po, e…

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Baka pwede si Jessica?

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Hindi, e. Di yata siya pwede.

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-Excuse me po.
-Bakit?

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Paano po kung magpalitan kaming lahat
sa mga araw na wala si Shimura?

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Pwede kaming gumawa ng LINE group chat
para sa part-timers.

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Oo, okay 'yon.

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-Sige.
-Talaga po?

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-Oo.
-Sige.

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ASAMIYA KAHO

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Ang creepy mo.
Nag-connect lang kayo sa LINE.

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Ewan ko sa 'yo.

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'Yong phone na 'to ngayon
'yong magiging tulay sa 'min ni Asamiya.

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Thank you sa inyo.

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Kahit 'yong sticker niya, ang cute din.

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Uy, di ba, ikaw 'yong sikat na streamer?

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-Teka, kilala mo 'ko?
-Oo naman!

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Ikaw nga 'yon.

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-Ako 'yong producer niya.
-Okay.

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Ken, sino ba sila?

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Hala… Totoo ba?

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Grabe naman! Ang suwerte natin.

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Do'n tayo mag-usap.

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-Sige!
-Ayos. Tara na.

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Pwedeng magpa-picture?

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Oo naman.

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-Pwedeng makipagkamay?
-Sige.

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-Thank you!
-Ang guwapo mo, a.

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Okay, talon.

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Sige na, talon na.

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O, kita mo? May pera ka pa, e.

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-Sabi na, e.
-Akin na 'to.

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-Puro alikabok.
-Ha?

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Wala silang kapera-pera.

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Ano ba 'yan. Akala ko mapera kayo.

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Ang boring naman nito.

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Ito na lang 'yong kukunin namin.

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-Tulay namin 'yan ni Asamiya!
-Manahimik ka d'yan.

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Wag mo 'kong subukan, gago.

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Ang cool mo talaga, Ken.

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-Talaga?
-I love you.

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-Teka…
-I love you too.

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Gutom na 'ko. Kumain tayo ng masarap.

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Kanegon, tumawag tayo ng pulis
para mabalik 'yong phone ko.

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Tumawag ng pulis?

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Ayoko nga.

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Ano?

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Nagkakagulo na 'yong fans natin, o.

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Naka-live ka?

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Kanina pa,
mula no'ng dinala tayo dito sa eskinita.

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Naririnig ko sila.

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'Yong tunog ng donations
na pumapasok sa account natin!

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Pero ibig sabihin,
magpapabugbog na naman ako.

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Ayaw mo na?

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O, sige. Magsumbong na tayo sa pulis.

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Pulis?

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Ayoko.

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Simulan na natin ang Viral Hit livestream!

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MAGDO-DONATE AKO

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ANG TAGAL KONG HININTAY 'TO!

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EPIC 'TO!

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MAGDO-DONATE DIN AKO!

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VIRAL HIT

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Ha? Babawiin mo 'yong phone mo?

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Pakibalik, please.

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Uy, vini-video nila tayo.

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Nice. Magiging famous na 'ko.

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-Yeah!
-Hoy.

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Wag mo 'kong isama sa video.

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Di kita isasama.

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Ano ulit 'yong kailangan mo sa 'kin?

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Ang sabi ko… pakibalik 'yong phone ko.

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Pa'no kung ayoko?

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Pag di mo binalik…

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di n'yo magugustuhan ang mangyayari.

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Seryoso ka ba?

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Ano pa'ng hinihintay mo, Ken?
Bugbugin mo na siya.

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Sige, 'ba.

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Guys, manood kayo.

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Bubugbugin ko lang 'yong isang 'to.

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Ita-try ko na…

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'yong mga technique sa video.

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Una, alamin mo
'yong dominanteng kamay ng kalaban.

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Kung baguhan ang kalaban mo,

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malaki ang chance
na 'yong dominanteng kamay

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'yong ipansusuntok niya.

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'Yong dominant hand niya…

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-Tulay namin 'yan ni Asamiya!
-Manahimik ka d'yan.

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'Yong kanan.

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Kung right-handed ang kalaban mo,

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tumayo ka sa kaliwa

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para madali niyang maisuntok
ang kanan niya.

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Gagawa ka ng paraan
para gamitin niya 'yong kanan.

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Nakakatawa ka.

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Papatulugin kita agad!

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Hindi mo alam kung kailan ka iilag?

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Simple lang 'yon.

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'Yong mga di sanay ng martial arts,

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malalaki ang buwelo ng mga 'yan.

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Ngayon na!

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Gago ka, a.

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Ken!

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Ken…

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'Tang ina mo!

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SAYAW PA LOL

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CHICKEN DANCE LOL

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Ano 'yong weird move na 'yon?

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Sa boxing, "weaving" ang tawag do'n.

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LET'S GO SHIMURA! LMAO

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Magaling.

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Lintik, wag kang malikot!

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Go, Ken! Go!

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Para sa karaniwang tao,
mahirap suntukin ang gumagalaw na target.

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Gumana rin 'yon.

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Aerobics?

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Sa aerobics, matututo ka ng rhythm

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at kung paano gumalaw nang maayos.

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Gago ka!

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-Wag kang malikot!
-Teka!

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Lintik ka.

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Teka lang!

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Tumabi kayo!

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Hindi…

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masakit.

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Hindi na nakakatakot makipag-away, 'no?

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Ngayon, mag-enjoy lang tayo!

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-Ken!
-Ginagawa mo ba 'kong tanga?

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Teka, paanong…

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-Padaan ako!
-Ano?

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Tumabi kayo!

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Ken?

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Cornered ka na ngayon.

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Lagot… Wala nang space para gumalaw.

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Tanga ka!

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"Paano magpasuntok nang di nasasaktan"!

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-Ha?
-Ken?

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Ibalik mo… 'yong phone ko.

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GUSTO KONG MATUTUNAN 'YON

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ANG GANTI NG API!

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Ken!

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MAY BAKAL KA BA SA NOO?

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SINASALO NIYA LAHAT NG SUNTOK

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WALA KANG LABAN SA GANGSTER

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Di mo sure.
Tingnan mo 'yong kamay ng gangster.

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'Tang ina!

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-Ken, okay ka lang?
-Oo naman, ayos lang ako.

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-Aray.
-Okay ka lang?

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Di niya napapansin dahil sa adrenaline,

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pero bugbog na 'yong kamay niya.

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Lintik!

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Ano ba'ng problema mo?

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Papalagpasin ko 'to ngayon.

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-Tara na.
-Umuwi na kayo!

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Asamiya…

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Ang galing mo, Shimura!

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Bumati ka sa mga nag-donate sa 'tin.

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Suportahan n'yo lang po kami.

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Dito na po nagtatapos ang Viral Hit.

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A, saka pala,
ituloy n'yo lang po 'yong pagdo-donate!

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Di ba masakit masuntok nang paulit-ulit?

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Hindi naman.

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Ay, masakit pala nang konti.

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MASAKIT NGA LOL

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SHIMURA, ANG HERO NG MGA BINU-BULLY!

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49,917 VIEWERS WATCHING NOW

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-Please subscribe po!
-Mag-donate din po kayo!

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Opo, mag-donate lang po kayo!

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Ang galing mo!

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Thank you!

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-Ang galing!
-Thank you.

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A, sige.

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Mag-subscribe po kayo sa channel namin
saka mag-donate sa…

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Sa ngayon, may limang video na kami
sa Viral Hit channel.

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Lagpas five million na rin
'yong views namin.

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Saka…

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RECENT LIVE EARNINGS: 132,000 YEN

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Nakuha na namin 'yong unang bayad.

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Mas malaki pa sa part-time pay ko.

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Ako'ng bahala. Tingnan n'yo, kikita tayo.

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Paano natin hahatiin 'yong pera?

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Wag na 'ko.

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Sigurado ka?

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Di pwede 'yon!

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Aki, wag mo siyang alalahanin.

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Pastime ko lang 'to.

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Sino ba naman ako para tumanggi.

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Wag!

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Ako muna 'yong hahawak ng share ni Aki.

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Kayo'ng bahala.

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Ganito na lang.

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Dahil puro ako 'yong nagvi-video,
nagda-direct, nag-e-edit, saka nagpaplano…

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Paano kung 90 sa 'kin,

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tapos 10 sa 'yo?

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Ano?

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Ipagpatuloy lang natin ang trabaho.

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Ulol.

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-Ano?
-Bakit 90 to 10?

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Gagawa na lang ako ng french fries.

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O, sige.

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Paano kung…

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60 percent sa 'kin, tapos 40 sa 'yo?

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Ikaw kaya 'yong magpabugbog?

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Sandali.

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Forty to sixty.

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Thirty to seventy.

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Lintik!

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Twenty to eighty.

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Ten to ninety…

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Mag-strategy meeting na tayo,

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Producer Kanegon.

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Wag mo 'kong hawakan!

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SOBRANG GANDA!

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ANG GANDA

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ANG SARAP!

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GF 'YAN NI HAMAKEN LOL

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ONE NIGHT LANG FOR 10,000 YEN, O?

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ATTENTION-SEEKER

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FOLLOWERS: 21,000

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VIRAL HIT
SUBSCRIBERS: 102,000

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Ilalagay ko po dito
'yong mga pamalit n'yo.

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May maganda bang nangyari?

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Bakit n'yo natanong?

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Parang ang saya mo kasi.

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Wala naman po.

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A, bago ko po makalimutan.
May gusto ba kayong bagay na wala pa kayo?

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Aba, ano'ng meron?

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Wala akong gusto.

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Gastusin mo 'yong pera mo
para sa sarili mo.

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Pinaghirapan mo 'yan.

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Binilhan ko po kayo ng bagong damit.

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Ang ganda.

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-Ang ganda.
-Talaga?

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Salamat.

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Good!

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Bagay po sa inyo.

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-Talaga?
-Opo.

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Buti naman.

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CASHMERE

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Sobrang mahal.

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Ganito talaga kamahal 'to?

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Totoo ba 'to?

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Pa'no ba nangyari 'to?

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Ano'ng gagawin ko?

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Shimura.

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Eto na 'yong diyosa.

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Hi.

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Sorry kung biglaan, a. Kanina ka pa ba?

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Hindi naman.

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Ano'ng problema? May sakit ka ba?

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Wala…

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Okay na okay nga ako, e.

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Buti naman. Tara na.

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Sige.

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Hindi 'to totoo.

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Kami lang ni Asamiya.

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-Tumawag lang po kayo pag oorder na.
-Thank you.

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Matagal ko nang gustong pumunta dito.

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Okay.

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Madalas din ako sa mga ganitong café.

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Talaga?

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Okay pala, e.

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Salamat nga pala no'ng isang araw.

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First part-time job ko 'to,
di ko rin alam 'yong gagawin ko no'n.

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Buti na lang talaga, tinulungan mo 'ko.

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Ito 'yong "thank you" ko.

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Nag-abala ka pa.

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Nadala lang sila sa pagla-live no'n.
Sasabihan ko sila pag nagkita kami.

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Order na tayo?

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Sige, ano ba'ng menu nila…

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Grabe naman 'to.

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800 yen para sa isang tasa ng kape?

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Strawberry parfait 'yong sa 'kin.

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1,800 yen para sa strawberries,
ice cream saka whipped cream?

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Bakit ang mahal?
One-week budget ko na 'yon sa pagkain, a.

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Oorder na po kami.

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-Sige po.
-Okay.

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-Hot coffee lang ako.
-Okay.

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Ubos ang pantatlong araw kong budget
sa pagkain.

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Ayos, pinakamaganda 'yong angle dito.

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Ini-invade mo 'yong privacy nila.

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Kokonti 'yong views natin
pag puro bugbugan lang.

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Start na po ng livestream ng Viral Hit.

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NAKIKIPAG-DATE SI SHIMURA LOL

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KAYA MO 'YAN, POPOY!

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Kain na tayo.

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Bakit mo pala naisip
na magtrabaho do'n sa burger place?

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Bakit mo natanong?

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Ano, mukha ka kasing mayaman, e.

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Hindi, a.

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Normal family lang kami.

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Gano'n ba.

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Lagot. Naputol na 'yong usapan.

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Ang ganda niya, bakit…

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-Baka scammer siya.
-Oo nga.

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Parang nasa double date tayo, 'no?

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-Gusto mo, Aki?
-Ayoko ng chicken.

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Ang sarap kaya.

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Ayoko ring nakakakita
ng kumakain ng chicken.

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Ang pangit ng suot no'ng lalaki.

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Uy, naririnig nila tayo.

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Naririnig ko lahat ng sinasabi n'yo.

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Totoo rin naman.

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Bakit naman siya makikipag-date sa…

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Aki?

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Aray! Ano ba?

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Gano'n mo ba kaayaw sa chicken?

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Sorry na, Aki.

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Di ko alam na gano'n mo kaayaw sa chicken.

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Uuwi na 'ko.

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Nakakabuwisit.

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Sorry, a.

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Dapat di na kita inaya dito.

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Libre ko na 'to.

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Mali 'yong iniisip mo.

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Iniisip ko lang…

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na baka nahihiya ka
na makitang kasama ako.

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Ano kasi…

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Wala pa akong nakakasamang babae
na kaming dalawa lang.

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Di pa rin ako nakakapunta
sa ganitong sosyal na café.

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Di ko alam kung paano makikipag-usap,
o kung pa'no dadalhin 'yong sarili ko.

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Kaya…

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sorry talaga.

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Tara, labas tayo.

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Ang ganda ng araw ngayon.
Magkuwentuhan pa tayo.

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Sige.

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A, talaga? Okay.

00:24:24.625 --> 00:24:28.666 align:center
Sorry, tumawag 'yong friend ko
no'ng elementary.

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Teka. Schoolmates kayo ngayon.

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Sino ba 'yong friend mo?

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Si Ogi Tatsuya. Kilala mo?

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Si Ogi…

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Siya 'yon, a?

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Oo naman, kilala ko siya.

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Close nga kami, e.

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-Talaga?
-Oo.

00:24:48.291 --> 00:24:50.291 align:center
Nasa malapit lang daw siya.

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A, talaga?

00:24:51.958 --> 00:24:54.375 align:center
Okay lang naman
kung sumama siya sa 'tin, 'no?

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Baka pwedeng wag ngayon.

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Kaho.

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Tatsuya!

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Ang lapit mo nga lang.

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Si Shimura nga pala.

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Close daw kayo, a.

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Close?

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Kaming dalawa?

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Siguro nga.

00:25:19.666 --> 00:25:20.791 align:center
Schoolmates kami.

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Nagla-livestream ka, di ba?

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Talaga?

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Konti lang.

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Pinapanood ko 'yong Viral Hit,
'yong channel mo.

00:25:31.583 --> 00:25:33.333 align:center
A, thank you.

00:25:33.416 --> 00:25:34.250 align:center
Sanay ka pa lang…

00:25:34.750 --> 00:25:36.083 align:center
makipaglaban, a.

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Bago pa ma-extend ng kalaban
'yong braso niya,

00:25:40.333 --> 00:25:42.041 align:center
sinalo mo na 'yong suntok.

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Alam mong hindi masakit pag gano'n.

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Ogi.

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May alam siguro siya
tungkol sa manok na 'yon.

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Maglakad-lakad tayo.

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May magandang spot do'n.

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Lumabas na 'yong karibal!
Umiinit na ang mga kaganapan!

00:26:11.875 --> 00:26:14.750 align:center
Manood lang kayo para malaman n'yo
'yong susunod na mangyayari!

00:26:14.833 --> 00:26:16.583 align:center
Dahan-dahan lang, Kaho!

00:26:19.125 --> 00:26:21.208 align:center
-Natatandaan mo ba 'yon?
-Oo naman.

00:26:21.958 --> 00:26:23.875 align:center
-Sumakay tayo sa ferry.
-Oo.

00:26:24.458 --> 00:26:26.500 align:center
Pwede pa kaya tayong sumakay sa gano'n?

00:26:26.583 --> 00:26:28.791 align:center
-Pwede pa siguro.
-Gusto kong sumakay.

00:26:36.208 --> 00:26:39.083 align:center
-Malapit lang ba 'yong gym mo?
-Do'n lang.

00:26:39.166 --> 00:26:40.791 align:center
Ngayon ko lang nalaman.

00:26:41.333 --> 00:26:42.583 align:center
Ang tanong:

00:26:42.666 --> 00:26:46.125 align:center
Sino ang mas bagay sa tatlo?

00:26:46.625 --> 00:26:48.916 align:center
Kahit elementary, alam 'yong sagot, e.

00:26:49.416 --> 00:26:51.583 align:center
Alam ko rin 'yong sagot.

00:26:52.625 --> 00:26:54.208 align:center
Simple lang.

00:26:55.250 --> 00:26:56.416 align:center
Ako…

00:26:57.166 --> 00:26:58.250 align:center
'yong third wheel.

00:27:01.375 --> 00:27:02.208 align:center
Guys, sorry.

00:27:04.625 --> 00:27:06.291 align:center
Sorry, pero…

00:27:08.208 --> 00:27:10.583 align:center
mauuna na 'ko,
sumasakit 'yong ingrown ko, e.

00:27:11.208 --> 00:27:12.208 align:center
-Ingrown?
-Ingrown?

00:27:12.291 --> 00:27:14.458 align:center
Oo, ingrown.

00:27:15.541 --> 00:27:16.625 align:center
Next time na lang.

00:27:17.208 --> 00:27:19.041 align:center
Shimura?

00:27:19.125 --> 00:27:22.708 align:center
Pag sumama pa 'ko sa kanila,
baka mamatay na 'ko sa hiya sa sarili.

00:27:25.250 --> 00:27:27.583 align:center
-Okay lang kaya siya?
-Okay lang 'yan.

00:27:35.041 --> 00:27:37.166 align:center
Bakit ba sunod ka nang sunod?

00:27:37.250 --> 00:27:38.541 align:center
Alam mo pala?

00:27:38.625 --> 00:27:39.666 align:center
Halata naman, e.

00:27:39.750 --> 00:27:41.041 align:center
Kailan mo nahalata?

00:27:41.125 --> 00:27:42.708 align:center
No'ng pumasok ka sa cafe.

00:27:43.208 --> 00:27:44.208 align:center
Talaga ba?

00:27:45.291 --> 00:27:46.791 align:center
Hindi ka naman siguro…

00:27:48.000 --> 00:27:49.250 align:center
nagla-live, 'no?

00:27:49.333 --> 00:27:53.166 align:center
Siyempre, hindi.
Ini-invade ko na 'yong privacy mo no'n.

00:27:55.833 --> 00:27:56.916 align:center
Akin na 'yan!

00:27:57.000 --> 00:27:57.916 align:center
HULI KA LOL

00:27:58.000 --> 00:27:59.125 align:center
NAKAKATAWA

00:28:00.041 --> 00:28:01.791 align:center
Bakit mo ginawa 'yon?

00:28:01.875 --> 00:28:04.208 align:center
Naisip ko lang,
mas maganda kung iba naman.

00:28:04.291 --> 00:28:05.500 align:center
Grabe na 'to.

00:28:05.583 --> 00:28:07.541 align:center
Tama ka.

00:28:07.625 --> 00:28:09.125 align:center
Grabe ka talaga.

00:28:09.208 --> 00:28:11.250 align:center
Ingrown? Ang tanga mo.

00:28:11.750 --> 00:28:13.125 align:center
'Yon 'yong una kong naisip, e.

00:28:13.208 --> 00:28:16.500 align:center
Hindi! Para kang tanga
kasi iniwan mo sila, naduwag ka.

00:28:16.583 --> 00:28:18.958 align:center
E, ano'ng gagawin ko?

00:28:22.708 --> 00:28:25.750 align:center
Ang love, parang competition 'yan, okay?

00:28:26.250 --> 00:28:27.083 align:center
Ano?

00:28:27.166 --> 00:28:30.250 align:center
Makikipaglaban ka
para makuha 'yong puso ng mahal mo.

00:28:31.041 --> 00:28:34.166 align:center
Dahil lang malakas 'yong kalaban,
susuko ka na agad?

00:28:35.666 --> 00:28:38.541 align:center
Oo. Kung di ako lalaban, di ako matatalo.

00:28:39.708 --> 00:28:41.833 align:center
Ang duwag mo. Loser!

00:28:41.916 --> 00:28:43.625 align:center
Makinig ka nang mabuti!

00:28:44.375 --> 00:28:47.750 align:center
Sabi ng isang sikat na basketball coach,

00:28:48.250 --> 00:28:51.166 align:center
"Pag sumuko ka, tapos na ang laban."

00:28:52.750 --> 00:28:56.041 align:center
Ngayon ka pa ba susuko?

00:28:56.541 --> 00:28:59.250 align:center
Nakabangon ka nga
no'ng sinuntok ka ni Hamaken.

00:28:59.333 --> 00:29:02.416 align:center
Nilabanan mo 'yong gangster
para sa contact details ni Asamiya.

00:29:02.500 --> 00:29:05.708 align:center
Hindi pa tapos 'yong laban!

00:29:05.791 --> 00:29:08.333 align:center
Sige na! Ipaglaban mo siya!

00:29:10.500 --> 00:29:11.708 align:center
Kanegon.

00:29:13.083 --> 00:29:14.125 align:center
Grabe…

00:29:18.291 --> 00:29:19.375 align:center
Thank you.

00:29:19.458 --> 00:29:21.500 align:center
Natauhan ako dahil sa 'yo.

00:29:21.583 --> 00:29:23.875 align:center
Oo naman. Tropa tayo, e.

00:29:26.875 --> 00:29:28.166 align:center
Ipaglalaban ko siya.

00:29:30.041 --> 00:29:32.416 align:center
Ganyan nga, ganyan ang tunay na…

00:29:32.500 --> 00:29:34.166 align:center
streamer.

00:29:35.250 --> 00:29:37.000 align:center
Ngayon, nagbabalik na po

00:29:37.083 --> 00:29:40.791 align:center
ang "Magko-confess ako
sa babaeng hindi ko ka-level."

00:29:47.750 --> 00:29:49.208 align:center
Asamiya!

00:29:55.625 --> 00:29:58.291 align:center
May sasabihin ako sa 'yo.

00:29:58.375 --> 00:29:59.541 align:center
May sasabihin ka?

00:30:00.833 --> 00:30:01.958 align:center
Nasa'n si Ogi?

00:30:02.041 --> 00:30:04.333 align:center
A, may training daw siya sa gym.

00:30:04.416 --> 00:30:06.250 align:center
A, gano'n ba.

00:30:07.166 --> 00:30:09.416 align:center
Kumusta 'yong ingrown mo?

00:30:09.500 --> 00:30:11.625 align:center
Okay na, hindi na masakit.

00:30:11.708 --> 00:30:14.416 align:center
Gano'n ba. Ano pala 'yong sasabihin mo?

00:30:14.500 --> 00:30:17.791 align:center
A, gusto ko lang itanong…

00:30:18.375 --> 00:30:20.958 align:center
Ano ba 'yong type mo sa lalaki?

00:30:22.458 --> 00:30:23.583 align:center
Nakakabigla naman.

00:30:23.666 --> 00:30:27.166 align:center
Sorry, gusto ko lang talagang itanong.

00:30:29.208 --> 00:30:30.541 align:center
'Yong malakas.

00:30:31.125 --> 00:30:31.958 align:center
Malakas?

00:30:32.041 --> 00:30:33.875 align:center
Ikaw, Shimura?

00:30:33.958 --> 00:30:35.375 align:center
Ha? Ako?

00:30:35.458 --> 00:30:38.083 align:center
A, e, ako…

00:30:38.791 --> 00:30:41.458 align:center
'Yong katulad mo, Asamiya.

00:30:42.083 --> 00:30:44.000 align:center
Hindi ko pwedeng sabihin 'yon.

00:30:47.625 --> 00:30:49.583 align:center
Sabi na, nagsi-stream ka, e.

00:30:49.666 --> 00:30:51.166 align:center
Tama na 'yan.

00:30:51.916 --> 00:30:54.291 align:center
Kanegon, ano'ng nangyari sa mukha mo?

00:30:54.958 --> 00:30:56.000 align:center
Takbo…

00:30:59.250 --> 00:31:00.833 align:center
Salamat, Kanegon.

00:31:01.625 --> 00:31:04.958 align:center
Dahil sa stream mo,
di ako nahirapang hanapin kayo.

00:31:05.666 --> 00:31:06.916 align:center
Good job.

00:31:07.416 --> 00:31:10.166 align:center
Sabi ko, di pa 'ko tapos sa 'yo, di ba?

00:31:10.250 --> 00:31:11.833 align:center
Ano'ng problema mo?

00:31:11.916 --> 00:31:13.416 align:center
-Tatawag ako ng—
-Asamiya.

00:31:14.250 --> 00:31:15.541 align:center
Umuwi ka na.

00:31:15.625 --> 00:31:16.541 align:center
Ano?

00:31:17.458 --> 00:31:18.458 align:center
Anong "umuwi"?

00:31:19.125 --> 00:31:21.583 align:center
-Tumayo ka d'yan.
-Hindi siya aalis.

00:31:22.083 --> 00:31:23.458 align:center
Bitawan mo 'ko!

00:31:24.125 --> 00:31:25.333 align:center
Hoy, ikaw!

00:31:25.416 --> 00:31:26.333 align:center
Asamiya!

00:31:26.416 --> 00:31:27.416 align:center
Bitawan mo 'ko.

00:31:28.125 --> 00:31:32.708 align:center
Pakipot ka pa
no'ng hinihingi ko 'yong number mo.

00:31:32.791 --> 00:31:34.208 align:center
Malandi ka.

00:31:34.791 --> 00:31:35.708 align:center
Tama na!

00:31:35.791 --> 00:31:37.208 align:center
Kalma lang.

00:31:37.291 --> 00:31:39.583 align:center
Dapat di ako maunang magalit sa kanya.

00:31:39.666 --> 00:31:43.416 align:center
'Yong mga galit na galit
ang pinakamadaling talunin.

00:31:43.500 --> 00:31:45.583 align:center
Dapat magpigil ako.

00:31:46.375 --> 00:31:47.916 align:center
-Tama na sabi, e!
-Hamaken!

00:31:51.625 --> 00:31:53.458 align:center
Sa babae ka lang ba pumapatol?

00:31:53.541 --> 00:31:55.666 align:center
Gagalitin ko siya.

00:31:56.458 --> 00:31:57.625 align:center
Tabi.

00:31:58.375 --> 00:31:59.333 align:center
Shimura?

00:32:00.708 --> 00:32:02.083 align:center
Gago ka, a.

00:32:02.833 --> 00:32:04.708 align:center
Ang lakas ng loob mo!

00:32:04.791 --> 00:32:06.500 align:center
Pwede kong gawin 'yong move.

00:32:16.708 --> 00:32:17.541 align:center
Tanga.

00:32:17.625 --> 00:32:19.958 align:center
Akala mo ba,
di ko pinapanood 'yong videos mo?

00:32:20.041 --> 00:32:22.083 align:center
Ina-upload mo kaya lahat.

00:32:22.166 --> 00:32:24.416 align:center
Aray. Sobrang sakit.

00:32:24.500 --> 00:32:25.541 align:center
Shimura!

00:32:27.250 --> 00:32:28.458 align:center
Ano'ng gagawin ko?

00:32:29.041 --> 00:32:31.458 align:center
Ano na'ng gagawin ko ngayon?

00:32:32.041 --> 00:32:35.333 align:center
Nablangko 'yong isip ko.

00:32:43.041 --> 00:32:46.250 align:center
Nakatago 'yong bahay namin

00:32:46.750 --> 00:32:49.583 align:center
sa ilalim ng mga naglalakihang building.

00:32:49.666 --> 00:32:52.208 align:center
Argentine Backbreaker!

00:32:55.583 --> 00:32:57.125 align:center
'Yon siguro ang dahilan…

00:32:58.625 --> 00:33:03.250 align:center
kung bakit buong buhay ko,
nagtatago din ako.

00:33:04.833 --> 00:33:08.625 align:center
Pero may dumating sa 'kin
na once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

00:33:11.000 --> 00:33:15.750 align:center
Akala ko, magiging normal
na high school student na ako gaya ng iba.

00:33:16.541 --> 00:33:19.708 align:center
Pero maling-mali na nangarap pa 'ko.

00:33:22.916 --> 00:33:26.458 align:center
Ngayon, sinisingil na ako ng tadhana.

00:33:28.208 --> 00:33:29.833 align:center
Babalik na naman ako…

00:33:31.500 --> 00:33:33.166 align:center
sa pagiging walang-kuwenta.

00:33:33.875 --> 00:33:35.083 align:center
Shimura!

00:33:40.625 --> 00:33:42.583 align:center
-Nakauwi na 'ko.
-Ang aga mo, a.

00:33:42.666 --> 00:33:44.625 align:center
Akala ko,
may lakad kayo ng mga kaibigan mo?

00:33:45.500 --> 00:33:46.708 align:center
Nabuwisit lang ako.

00:33:46.791 --> 00:33:47.750 align:center
Ha?

00:33:52.750 --> 00:33:53.875 align:center
THE STREAM HAS ENDED

00:33:53.958 --> 00:33:55.583 align:center
Buti naman, in-end na niya.

00:33:57.791 --> 00:34:02.250 align:center
PANOORIN N'YO SA HAMAKEN TV
'YONG CONTINUATION

00:34:08.166 --> 00:34:11.000 align:center
Shimura! Tama na, please.

00:34:11.083 --> 00:34:13.000 align:center
Ang iniisip ko dati,

00:34:13.083 --> 00:34:17.375 align:center
mas mabuti na'ng masuntok kaysa lumaban.

00:34:17.458 --> 00:34:18.500 align:center
Hoy!

00:34:19.208 --> 00:34:20.666 align:center
Hindi pa tayo tapos.

00:34:23.000 --> 00:34:24.666 align:center
Pakawalan mo na siya.

00:34:24.750 --> 00:34:25.583 align:center
Ano?

00:34:28.000 --> 00:34:29.583 align:center
Please, nagmamakaawa ako.

00:34:33.541 --> 00:34:36.666 align:center
Pauwiin mo na si Asamiya.

00:34:37.416 --> 00:34:39.333 align:center
Bitawan mo 'ko. Shimura!

00:34:39.416 --> 00:34:43.875 align:center
Ayoko nang makita niya
kung gaano ako kawalang-kuwenta.

00:34:44.458 --> 00:34:46.625 align:center
Nagpapasikat ka ba?

00:34:47.958 --> 00:34:49.791 align:center
Wala ka namang binatbat!

00:34:50.375 --> 00:34:51.500 align:center
Shimura!

00:34:51.583 --> 00:34:54.958 align:center
Si Asamiya 'yong nag-iisang tao
na ayokong makaalam…

00:34:56.125 --> 00:34:59.458 align:center
kung gaano ako kahina at kawalang-kuwenta.

00:35:13.500 --> 00:35:15.208 align:center
Sorry.

00:35:17.250 --> 00:35:18.166 align:center
Shimura.

00:35:20.875 --> 00:35:21.708 align:center
Kulang 'yan.

00:35:22.666 --> 00:35:24.375 align:center
Mag-sorry ka sa viewers ko…

00:35:25.916 --> 00:35:27.583 align:center
nang naka-brief lang.

00:35:28.875 --> 00:35:29.750 align:center
Video-han mo.

00:35:31.500 --> 00:35:36.208 align:center
Alam mo ba kung ilan 'yong nanonood ngayon
sa channel ko, ha?

00:35:37.458 --> 00:35:40.041 align:center
Shimura, sorry.

00:35:40.125 --> 00:35:42.916 align:center
Sabi ko sa kanya, ayoko, e.

00:35:46.541 --> 00:35:47.791 align:center
WAG KANG MAG-SORRY

00:35:47.875 --> 00:35:48.916 align:center
SHIMURA!

00:35:49.000 --> 00:35:50.041 align:center
TAMA NA

00:35:51.208 --> 00:35:53.000 align:center
Nakuha mo 'yong angle.

00:35:53.083 --> 00:35:55.125 align:center
Wala talaga siyang kuwenta.

00:35:56.625 --> 00:35:57.458 align:center
Hoy.

00:35:58.125 --> 00:36:01.833 align:center
Infairness, a. Magaling kang mag-video.

00:36:05.666 --> 00:36:07.875 align:center
Maghubad ka na.

00:36:08.458 --> 00:36:11.416 align:center
-Pag ginawa mo, papakawalan ko na siya.
-Hubad na.

00:36:11.916 --> 00:36:13.000 align:center
Sige na.

00:36:17.666 --> 00:36:18.750 align:center
Hoy!

00:36:21.333 --> 00:36:22.333 align:center
Tama na!

00:36:24.333 --> 00:36:25.833 align:center
Mas matapang pa kesa sa 'kin

00:36:26.541 --> 00:36:28.833 align:center
'yong babaeng gusto ko.

00:36:28.916 --> 00:36:29.916 align:center
Bitawan n'yo 'ko!

00:36:30.583 --> 00:36:32.708 align:center
Mas lalo kong naramdaman
na wala akong kuwenta.

00:36:34.375 --> 00:36:35.208 align:center
Hamaken!

00:36:35.291 --> 00:36:36.208 align:center
Ano?

00:36:45.500 --> 00:36:47.458 align:center
Wala akong kuwentang lalaki.

00:36:48.208 --> 00:36:49.708 align:center
Ginawa ko na. Naghubad na 'ko.

00:36:51.500 --> 00:36:52.958 align:center
Pakawalan mo na siya.

00:36:54.125 --> 00:36:56.916 align:center
-Grabe!
-Naghubad nga!

00:36:57.583 --> 00:36:59.000 align:center
Loser talaga.

00:36:59.708 --> 00:37:01.250 align:center
Kanegon, i-video mo 'to!

00:37:01.333 --> 00:37:02.458 align:center
I-video mo lang!

00:37:04.375 --> 00:37:05.875 align:center
Okay lang 'to.

00:37:06.375 --> 00:37:08.791 align:center
Alam kong di ako mananalo sa away.

00:37:10.041 --> 00:37:13.208 align:center
Ito lang ang paraan
para maprotektahan ko si Asamiya.

00:37:16.333 --> 00:37:17.166 align:center
Pero…

00:37:18.166 --> 00:37:19.875 align:center
kailangan kong lumaban kahit papa'no.

00:37:21.291 --> 00:37:22.583 align:center
Ito…

00:37:24.583 --> 00:37:25.625 align:center
Shimura?

00:37:25.708 --> 00:37:28.000 align:center
Hoy. Wag.

00:37:29.291 --> 00:37:31.125 align:center
Ito 'yong last move ko.

00:37:31.208 --> 00:37:32.250 align:center
Maba-ban kami.

00:37:38.125 --> 00:37:39.625 align:center
Wag!

00:37:39.708 --> 00:37:42.000 align:center
Bye, Asamiya.

00:37:55.916 --> 00:38:02.916 align:center
VIRAL HIT

00:39:20.541 --> 00:39:23.541 align:center
Nagsalin ng Subtitle: K. Erilla
a'no.