WEBVTT 00:00:14.625 --> 00:00:16.958 align:center Go on. Come at me. 00:00:17.041 --> 00:00:18.708 align:center You piece of shit. 00:00:19.416 --> 00:00:22.416 align:center Bastard. You really wanna die, do you? 00:00:23.333 --> 00:00:25.791 align:center I can tell he's overcome with rage. 00:00:27.125 --> 00:00:28.625 align:center This is… 00:00:37.291 --> 00:00:41.291 align:center Rule number one. Don't lose your cool. 00:00:42.541 --> 00:00:46.291 align:center It's easy to defeat someone who's lost their cool. 00:00:47.166 --> 00:00:49.833 align:center If you can't keep yourself under control, 00:00:49.916 --> 00:00:54.875 align:center then you're using your emotions, not your fists. 00:00:55.375 --> 00:00:59.666 align:center In other words, if you can get your opponent to lose his cool, 00:01:00.166 --> 00:01:03.208 align:center then you gain you a significant advantage. 00:01:11.208 --> 00:01:12.250 align:center I dodged. 00:01:12.958 --> 00:01:16.750 align:center Just maybe… that chicken guy is the real deal. 00:01:16.833 --> 00:01:18.708 align:center Can his videos actually make me stronger? 00:01:18.791 --> 00:01:20.416 align:center Quit dodging! Agh! 00:01:20.500 --> 00:01:23.958 align:center Here it comes again. If I'm gonna get hit, I might as well try… 00:01:24.041 --> 00:01:26.166 align:center A punch is at its most powerful 00:01:26.250 --> 00:01:28.541 align:center when the arm is fully extended. 00:01:28.625 --> 00:01:32.708 align:center So if you can take the hit before your opponent fully extends his arm, 00:01:34.166 --> 00:01:36.166 align:center it won't hurt so much. 00:01:36.250 --> 00:01:40.166 align:center We'll call it the "how to get hit without pain" method. 00:01:40.250 --> 00:01:41.833 align:center He's right. 00:01:41.916 --> 00:01:44.083 align:center It doesn't… hurt! 00:01:44.166 --> 00:01:47.541 align:center What the hell is he doing? 00:01:47.625 --> 00:01:49.375 align:center That chicken guy was right. 00:01:50.333 --> 00:01:51.583 align:center Just who the hell is he? 00:01:56.458 --> 00:01:58.666 align:center I can do this. I can win! 00:02:04.208 --> 00:02:05.125 align:center Wait! 00:02:05.208 --> 00:02:07.208 align:center What comes after this? 00:02:08.625 --> 00:02:09.875 align:center Hold on. 00:02:09.958 --> 00:02:12.375 align:center What am I supposed to do next? 00:02:13.875 --> 00:02:16.000 align:center Wait! I need you to tell me-- 00:02:19.500 --> 00:02:20.333 align:center Shimura… 00:02:24.041 --> 00:02:26.250 align:center You've got some nerve, haven't you? 00:02:26.333 --> 00:02:27.208 align:center Oh shit. 00:02:28.625 --> 00:02:30.583 align:center I should've watched the next video too. 00:02:32.333 --> 00:02:34.833 align:center -You're fucking dead-- -Stop right there! 00:02:38.208 --> 00:02:40.125 align:center I'm streaming the both of you. 00:02:41.791 --> 00:02:44.375 align:center So, are you going to continue doing this? 00:02:49.750 --> 00:02:50.958 align:center You bastards. 00:02:51.833 --> 00:02:53.333 align:center You'll pay for this. 00:03:07.458 --> 00:03:09.375 align:center How long has it been rolling for? 00:03:11.041 --> 00:03:12.041 align:center It never went live. 00:03:12.125 --> 00:03:14.000 align:center -What?! -I was bluffing. 00:03:20.541 --> 00:03:23.250 align:center Thank you for saving me. 00:03:24.875 --> 00:03:26.666 align:center -Don't mention it. -Your name is? 00:03:28.250 --> 00:03:30.083 align:center Yashio Aki. I'm a first-year. 00:03:31.000 --> 00:03:32.125 align:center Oh. Younger than us. 00:03:32.208 --> 00:03:34.833 align:center I lived abroad for quite some time. 00:03:35.541 --> 00:03:37.708 align:center So, I'm kind of new around here. 00:03:38.208 --> 00:03:39.666 align:center I see. That's nice. 00:03:39.750 --> 00:03:41.875 align:center You should just thank her for saving your ass. 00:03:43.291 --> 00:03:44.750 align:center So, you're Aki. 00:03:44.833 --> 00:03:46.125 align:center That's a nice name. 00:03:47.125 --> 00:03:50.291 align:center Agh! You know, if you'd only held out for longer, 00:03:50.375 --> 00:03:52.833 align:center the donations were starting to come in. 00:03:53.458 --> 00:03:55.708 align:center How much money did we make? 00:03:57.750 --> 00:03:59.166 align:center 25,000. 00:04:00.500 --> 00:04:01.750 align:center Oh, that's all? 00:04:02.750 --> 00:04:07.791 align:center Well, you would've wasted your time trying to hang out any longer. 00:04:08.666 --> 00:04:10.958 align:center I think that could've been the end of you. 00:04:11.625 --> 00:04:12.791 align:center Yes. You're right, there. 00:04:12.875 --> 00:04:14.541 align:center So, I'm curious. 00:04:14.625 --> 00:04:17.333 align:center Who edits the videos after the streaming's over? 00:04:17.791 --> 00:04:19.625 align:center Uh… I do. 00:04:21.000 --> 00:04:23.000 align:center -Oh, you like my editing? -It's mediocre. 00:04:23.083 --> 00:04:24.208 align:center Oh. 00:04:24.291 --> 00:04:26.541 align:center You'll never get more viewers like this. 00:04:26.625 --> 00:04:30.000 align:center And the fewer the viewers, then the fewer the donations. 00:04:30.583 --> 00:04:33.625 align:center But… what can we do about that? 00:04:34.333 --> 00:04:35.166 align:center Hmm. 00:04:36.208 --> 00:04:37.875 align:center I'm pretty good at editing, you know? 00:04:38.750 --> 00:04:39.625 align:center -Oh? -Huh? 00:04:44.500 --> 00:04:46.333 align:center Why don't you let me assist you? 00:04:50.916 --> 00:04:51.875 align:center -Hey. -Yeah? 00:04:51.958 --> 00:04:54.125 align:center -Is this girl really gonna be our editor? -Why not? 00:04:54.208 --> 00:04:56.625 align:center -We could use a female perspective. -Leave it to me. 00:04:56.708 --> 00:04:58.250 align:center I'll get you more subscribers. 00:04:58.333 --> 00:05:01.375 align:center You see? She's going to get us a lot more subscribers! 00:05:01.458 --> 00:05:04.250 align:center And we need a name. What though? 00:05:04.333 --> 00:05:06.708 align:center True. Right now it's still "Kanegon TV" now. 00:05:06.791 --> 00:05:09.000 align:center Maybe Aki can come up with a new name. 00:05:09.083 --> 00:05:11.625 align:center Girls are good at that sort of thing, aren't you? 00:05:11.708 --> 00:05:13.750 align:center I've already thought of one. 00:05:13.833 --> 00:05:15.250 align:center Hey, for real? 00:05:17.666 --> 00:05:20.041 align:center What about "Viral Hit"? 00:05:20.625 --> 00:05:23.541 align:center -What? -"Viral Hit"? 00:05:24.833 --> 00:05:26.958 align:center HOW_TO_FIGHT 00:05:27.041 --> 00:05:28.708 align:center Aki, that's a little-- 00:05:28.791 --> 00:05:30.458 align:center You don't like it, I'll quit then. 00:05:31.541 --> 00:05:32.791 align:center Wait a second. 00:05:32.875 --> 00:05:36.083 align:center Actually, it's quite original. Oh, it's good! 00:05:36.166 --> 00:05:37.333 align:center You like it too? 00:05:37.416 --> 00:05:39.875 align:center -Yeah. -It's decided then. 00:05:39.958 --> 00:05:43.875 align:center Today's we become known as Viral Hit! 00:05:43.958 --> 00:05:45.791 align:center You're gonna be so busy! Huh? Huh? 00:05:45.875 --> 00:05:48.208 align:center You won't have time to fry potatoes! 00:05:48.291 --> 00:05:50.333 align:center Sure. 00:05:54.083 --> 00:05:55.166 align:center AMERICAN HOUSE DINER 00:05:55.250 --> 00:05:56.625 align:center Let's enjoy! 00:05:56.708 --> 00:06:01.000 align:center One, two, three, four, five, and six, seven, eight. 00:06:01.083 --> 00:06:04.583 align:center One, two, three, four, five, six. Raise your legs high! 00:06:04.666 --> 00:06:08.750 align:center Tighten your abs. Now exhale. One… 00:06:08.833 --> 00:06:10.166 align:center I'm beat. 00:06:14.375 --> 00:06:17.291 align:center Will I really get stronger doing this? 00:06:20.333 --> 00:06:23.708 align:center Who was it that sent me this video in the first place? 00:06:25.000 --> 00:06:26.916 align:center Hey, Shimura, your break's almost over. 00:06:27.000 --> 00:06:29.000 align:center -Asamiya-san. -One, two, three… 00:06:29.083 --> 00:06:31.541 align:center -Okay then. Thank you. -Four, five, six, seven, eight! 00:06:31.625 --> 00:06:34.583 align:center -One, two, three, four, five, six, seven… -Hey, I can hear something. 00:06:34.666 --> 00:06:36.416 align:center -What? -Moving on to heel jacks now! 00:06:36.500 --> 00:06:39.333 align:center -One, two, three… -Oh. Probably just your imagination. 00:06:39.416 --> 00:06:41.458 align:center -Ah. Okay. -One, two… 00:06:41.541 --> 00:06:44.083 align:center The manager wants to talk to you about your schedule. 00:06:44.166 --> 00:06:47.000 align:center Oh. I had a hunch he would. Thank you. 00:06:54.125 --> 00:06:56.375 align:center I can't just take you out of the schedule. 00:06:56.458 --> 00:06:58.958 align:center If you don't give me any notice, it's gonna be hard. 00:06:59.041 --> 00:07:01.125 align:center So sorry. I know this is late notice. 00:07:01.208 --> 00:07:03.666 align:center Shimura, you're here almost every single day. 00:07:03.750 --> 00:07:04.791 align:center Yeah… 00:07:06.791 --> 00:07:10.000 align:center How about this? Jessica could cover Ryan. 00:07:10.083 --> 00:07:13.666 align:center -Or… ugh, I don't know-- -I have an idea. 00:07:13.750 --> 00:07:18.541 align:center What if the rest of us took turns on the days Shimura can't come in yet? 00:07:18.625 --> 00:07:19.458 align:center Huh. 00:07:19.541 --> 00:07:22.333 align:center We could set up a group chat for the part-timers. 00:07:23.375 --> 00:07:25.583 align:center Yeah, sounds like a good idea. Let's do it. 00:07:25.666 --> 00:07:27.083 align:center -Okay. -Works for me. 00:07:27.166 --> 00:07:28.125 align:center Sure, go ahead. 00:07:28.208 --> 00:07:29.041 align:center KAHO ASAMIYA 00:07:29.125 --> 00:07:31.750 align:center You just exchanged line accounts, that's all. 00:07:31.833 --> 00:07:33.000 align:center You can say what you want. 00:07:33.083 --> 00:07:38.208 align:center But this phone is now a bridge and it connects us together! 00:07:39.291 --> 00:07:40.916 align:center Thanks for connecting with me. 00:07:41.000 --> 00:07:44.083 align:center Even her sticker… it's gorgeous! 00:07:44.166 --> 00:07:45.291 align:center Oh! 00:07:45.375 --> 00:07:48.375 align:center Hey! Wait! You're that famous streamer! 00:07:48.458 --> 00:07:51.416 align:center -Oh, do you know me? -Well, of course I do! 00:07:51.500 --> 00:07:53.916 align:center -Whoa! It's really you! -Hey, I'm his producer, you know. 00:07:54.000 --> 00:07:56.291 align:center Who are these guys anyway? 00:07:56.375 --> 00:07:57.875 align:center Celebrities! 00:07:59.916 --> 00:08:01.625 align:center Hey, hey, hey! 00:08:01.708 --> 00:08:04.458 align:center -This is our lucky day! -Why don't we go talk over there? 00:08:04.541 --> 00:08:06.291 align:center Yeah, okay. Okay. 00:08:06.375 --> 00:08:07.791 align:center -Let's go! -Can I shake your hand? 00:08:07.875 --> 00:08:08.708 align:center Sure. Of course. 00:08:08.791 --> 00:08:10.375 align:center -Whoa! -Yeah, go ahead. 00:08:10.458 --> 00:08:12.666 align:center -You're so good-looking. -You're so much cooler in person! 00:08:13.583 --> 00:08:15.333 align:center And… jump. 00:08:15.416 --> 00:08:19.458 align:center Jump, jump, jump, jump! 00:08:19.541 --> 00:08:22.083 align:center Hey! You're still hiding money in there! 00:08:22.666 --> 00:08:24.833 align:center I suspected it would lead to this. 00:08:24.916 --> 00:08:26.250 align:center It's a big light on. 00:08:26.333 --> 00:08:29.791 align:center Hey! These guys don't have much cash at all. 00:08:29.875 --> 00:08:32.333 align:center What?! I thought you guys were loaded. 00:08:32.416 --> 00:08:34.166 align:center No. This is so lame. 00:08:34.833 --> 00:08:35.708 align:center Hey. 00:08:36.750 --> 00:08:37.875 align:center This here is mine now. 00:08:37.958 --> 00:08:39.916 align:center No! That's my bridge to Asamiya! 00:08:40.000 --> 00:08:41.291 align:center Shut the hell up! 00:08:41.375 --> 00:08:43.750 align:center Touch me again, kid, and you are going down. 00:08:43.833 --> 00:08:47.333 align:center -Ken, you're so brutal! I just love you. -You think so? 00:08:47.416 --> 00:08:48.875 align:center -Hey! Wait! -I love you too. 00:08:48.958 --> 00:08:51.333 align:center -I'm starving. Can we eat now? -Yeah, let's go. 00:08:51.416 --> 00:08:54.791 align:center Kanegon, we've got to notify the police and get my phone back! 00:08:54.875 --> 00:08:56.666 align:center Huh? Notify the police? 00:08:56.750 --> 00:08:58.041 align:center Are you kidding?! 00:08:58.625 --> 00:08:59.583 align:center Huh? 00:08:59.666 --> 00:09:02.291 align:center Look! All the fans going wild. 00:09:02.375 --> 00:09:03.916 align:center Were you streaming? 00:09:04.000 --> 00:09:06.125 align:center Yeah, of course I was. 00:09:08.125 --> 00:09:09.458 align:center Can't you hear it? 00:09:09.541 --> 00:09:12.000 align:center I can hear the jingle of cash hitting our account. 00:09:13.791 --> 00:09:16.416 align:center That means I get beaten up again, doesn't it? 00:09:17.000 --> 00:09:18.500 align:center So you want out? 00:09:19.708 --> 00:09:22.791 align:center Fine. I get it. We'll go talk to the police. 00:09:22.875 --> 00:09:24.125 align:center The police. 00:09:29.208 --> 00:09:31.000 align:center No way. We can't. 00:09:35.583 --> 00:09:39.125 align:center Viral Hit's live stream is starting now! 00:09:39.208 --> 00:09:40.958 align:center PROB GONNA MAKE A DONATION 00:09:41.041 --> 00:09:42.833 align:center I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS! 00:09:42.916 --> 00:09:44.583 align:center THIS IS GONNA BE EPIC! 00:09:44.666 --> 00:09:46.166 align:center I'M DONATING, TOO! 00:09:53.333 --> 00:09:58.833 align:center VIRAL HIT 00:09:58.916 --> 00:10:01.000 align:center What? You want your phone back? 00:10:01.083 --> 00:10:02.791 align:center That's right. Please give it back. 00:10:02.875 --> 00:10:05.291 align:center Ken, they're here filming us now, you know? 00:10:05.375 --> 00:10:08.041 align:center Oh, yeah? Now I'll be famous, right? 00:10:08.125 --> 00:10:09.166 align:center -Yeah! -Hey. 00:10:09.250 --> 00:10:11.083 align:center I really think you should stop filming me, okay? 00:10:11.166 --> 00:10:12.583 align:center Don't worry, I will. 00:10:13.083 --> 00:10:15.166 align:center Hey! What did you want from me? 00:10:15.250 --> 00:10:18.250 align:center Like I said, I want my phone back. 00:10:18.333 --> 00:10:19.666 align:center What if I say no? 00:10:20.500 --> 00:10:21.833 align:center If you refuse, 00:10:22.458 --> 00:10:24.083 align:center you leave me no choice. 00:10:26.875 --> 00:10:28.000 align:center Are you for real, now? 00:10:28.083 --> 00:10:30.666 align:center God damn, kid. Just smack him, Ken. 00:10:30.750 --> 00:10:33.041 align:center Well, let's see, huh? 00:10:33.125 --> 00:10:35.000 align:center Everybody watching, check me out now, 00:10:35.083 --> 00:10:37.666 align:center and make him know for sure that I is the man! 00:10:37.750 --> 00:10:39.541 align:center Whoo! Go, Ken! 00:10:39.625 --> 00:10:43.125 align:center This is my chance to try out what I've learned. 00:10:43.208 --> 00:10:47.250 align:center First, identify your opponent's dominant hand. 00:10:47.333 --> 00:10:49.500 align:center If your opponent is an amateur fighter, 00:10:49.583 --> 00:10:53.041 align:center there's a high chancel they'll use their dominant hand to strike. 00:10:53.125 --> 00:10:54.708 align:center His dominant hand is… 00:10:54.791 --> 00:10:57.041 align:center -No! That's my bridge to Asamiya! -Shut the hell up! 00:10:57.125 --> 00:10:58.750 align:center He's right-handed. 00:10:58.833 --> 00:11:00.875 align:center If your opponent is right-handed, 00:11:00.958 --> 00:11:02.958 align:center then stand on their left side 00:11:03.041 --> 00:11:05.541 align:center so they're likely to swing using their right hand. 00:11:06.500 --> 00:11:09.750 align:center You see, now you force them to swing at you using their right hand. 00:11:09.833 --> 00:11:11.416 align:center You're looking scared! Ready to have fun? 00:11:11.500 --> 00:11:14.416 align:center Not sure when to dodge the punch? 00:11:14.500 --> 00:11:15.875 align:center It's simple. 00:11:15.958 --> 00:11:18.666 align:center People who lack training in martial arts 00:11:18.750 --> 00:11:22.583 align:center tend to move their shoulders very wide when they swing at you. 00:11:25.625 --> 00:11:26.583 align:center Now! 00:11:27.916 --> 00:11:29.875 align:center You little rat! 00:11:29.958 --> 00:11:31.875 align:center Come on, Ken! Get him! 00:11:33.375 --> 00:11:34.666 align:center You bastard! 00:11:38.125 --> 00:11:39.125 align:center HE'S DANCING LOL 00:11:39.208 --> 00:11:40.500 align:center CHICKEN DANCE LOL 00:11:41.708 --> 00:11:43.500 align:center What's that weird-ass move? 00:11:44.166 --> 00:11:45.833 align:center Weaving. That's basic technique. 00:11:45.916 --> 00:11:47.916 align:center LET'S GO SHIMURA! LMAO 00:11:49.375 --> 00:11:51.458 align:center Well done! You're doing well. 00:11:51.541 --> 00:11:52.916 align:center God damn it! Stop moving! 00:11:53.000 --> 00:11:55.041 align:center Go, Ken! Go! Get him! 00:11:55.125 --> 00:11:58.208 align:center You'll find it's very hard for the average person 00:11:58.291 --> 00:12:00.166 align:center to land a punch on a moving target. 00:12:01.416 --> 00:12:03.750 align:center That one worked too. 00:12:03.833 --> 00:12:04.791 align:center Aerobics? 00:12:04.875 --> 00:12:07.583 align:center Aerobics will teach you how to move your body. 00:12:08.125 --> 00:12:10.500 align:center And you will learn about rhythm too. 00:12:10.583 --> 00:12:12.125 align:center -Yes, Ken! -Stop moving! 00:12:12.208 --> 00:12:13.291 align:center Wait! Wait! Wait! 00:12:18.291 --> 00:12:20.500 align:center Come back here, you little shit! 00:12:25.666 --> 00:12:26.625 align:center Get outta my way! 00:12:29.375 --> 00:12:31.666 align:center It… didn't hurt. 00:12:33.708 --> 00:12:36.875 align:center Fighting isn't so intimidating anymore, is it? 00:12:37.583 --> 00:12:40.375 align:center So now, let's enjoy! 00:12:40.458 --> 00:12:43.250 align:center -Now, Ken! -Now say good night, kid! 00:12:56.458 --> 00:12:57.333 align:center Wait, what? 00:12:57.416 --> 00:12:59.958 align:center Move! Move! Let me through! Move! Move! 00:13:00.041 --> 00:13:02.833 align:center -Ken, what's happening? -And now you're gonna die! 00:13:02.916 --> 00:13:05.416 align:center Oh crap! I can't move an inch! 00:13:05.500 --> 00:13:07.416 align:center Dumbass! 00:13:07.500 --> 00:13:09.791 align:center "How to get hit without pain"! 00:13:12.458 --> 00:13:13.458 align:center -Huh? -Ken? 00:13:15.041 --> 00:13:18.458 align:center Give me back… my phone. 00:13:22.833 --> 00:13:24.125 align:center I WANNA LEARN THIS 00:13:24.208 --> 00:13:25.750 align:center REVENGE OF THE UNDERDOG! 00:13:34.000 --> 00:13:35.416 align:center You got it, Ken! 00:13:35.500 --> 00:13:37.791 align:center DO YOU HAVE A PLATE IN YOUR FOREHEAD? 00:13:39.375 --> 00:13:40.750 align:center HE'S TAKING ALL THE HITS 00:13:40.833 --> 00:13:42.333 align:center CAN'T BEAT A REAL THUG 00:13:45.208 --> 00:13:47.833 align:center Not so sure about that. Look at that thug's fist. 00:13:47.916 --> 00:13:49.083 align:center Hey! 00:13:49.166 --> 00:13:51.708 align:center -Oh! -What? Huh? Huh? Oh! 00:13:51.791 --> 00:13:53.875 align:center Ken, are you okay? 00:13:53.958 --> 00:13:55.541 align:center Yeah, yeah. I'm good. 00:13:55.625 --> 00:13:57.708 align:center -This sucks! -Ken, you poor thing! 00:13:57.791 --> 00:14:00.208 align:center He doesn't realize it because of the adrenaline, 00:14:00.291 --> 00:14:01.833 align:center but his fist is all banged up. 00:14:02.916 --> 00:14:04.708 align:center Shit! 00:14:04.791 --> 00:14:06.750 align:center Okay. Take it then! 00:14:06.833 --> 00:14:08.125 align:center Whoa! 00:14:09.166 --> 00:14:12.041 align:center Fine. You're all gonna see me again. 00:14:12.125 --> 00:14:13.708 align:center -Come on! -Assholes! 00:14:14.916 --> 00:14:16.333 align:center Asamiya! 00:14:16.416 --> 00:14:18.458 align:center You did it, Shimura! 00:14:18.541 --> 00:14:21.125 align:center Now, a word for all the viewers who donated. 00:14:21.708 --> 00:14:23.750 align:center Don't miss our next performance, okay? 00:14:23.833 --> 00:14:26.125 align:center That's all from Viral Hit. 00:14:26.208 --> 00:14:30.000 align:center Oh, I forgot to say, please keep the donations coming! 00:14:30.541 --> 00:14:33.166 align:center Hey, are you in pain? You got beaten up there. 00:14:33.250 --> 00:14:34.541 align:center Oh, no. 00:14:34.625 --> 00:14:36.833 align:center Uh, uh, well, a little. Yeah. 00:14:36.916 --> 00:14:38.041 align:center SO IT DOES HURT LOL 00:14:38.125 --> 00:14:40.208 align:center SHIMURA, HERO OF BULLIED KIDS! 00:14:40.291 --> 00:14:41.958 align:center 49,917 VIEWERS WATCHING NOW 00:14:43.250 --> 00:14:46.583 align:center -Hey, don't forget to subscribe! -And, uh, please donate! 00:14:46.666 --> 00:14:48.333 align:center Yeah, keep the donations coming! 00:14:48.416 --> 00:14:49.583 align:center You were so great! 00:14:49.666 --> 00:14:50.875 align:center Thank you! 00:14:52.083 --> 00:14:53.416 align:center -You're so cute. -Thank you. 00:14:53.500 --> 00:14:55.833 align:center -Hi! -Uh, oh, okay. 00:14:55.916 --> 00:14:59.166 align:center Please subscribe to our channel, um, and make donations. 00:15:15.208 --> 00:15:19.083 align:center Currently, we have five videos on our Viral Hit channel. 00:15:19.166 --> 00:15:22.500 align:center And we've reached more than five million views in total. 00:15:22.583 --> 00:15:23.416 align:center And… 00:15:25.250 --> 00:15:28.041 align:center -All right! We did it! -Yay! 00:15:28.125 --> 00:15:30.875 align:center Now we have our first payout. 00:15:30.958 --> 00:15:32.583 align:center This is more than my job pays. 00:15:33.166 --> 00:15:35.958 align:center Well, we're in the money now, aren't we, huh?! 00:15:37.625 --> 00:15:39.833 align:center How should we divide it? 00:15:40.458 --> 00:15:42.291 align:center -I'm okay. I don't care. -You sure? 00:15:42.375 --> 00:15:43.750 align:center It's not okay. 00:15:43.833 --> 00:15:46.166 align:center You don't need to be so considerate like that. 00:15:46.750 --> 00:15:49.000 align:center I know, but this is mainly just a hobby for me. 00:15:49.083 --> 00:15:50.833 align:center Then I'll gladly accept your kindness. 00:15:50.916 --> 00:15:52.125 align:center No, you won't. 00:15:52.208 --> 00:15:56.041 align:center I will… look after your share until we decide. 00:15:56.125 --> 00:15:57.375 align:center Yeah. Whatever. 00:15:57.458 --> 00:15:59.833 align:center Let's split it like this. 00:15:59.916 --> 00:16:04.083 align:center Until now, I've done all the filming, content, editing and directing. 00:16:04.958 --> 00:16:06.041 align:center That's worth 90. 00:16:07.041 --> 00:16:08.208 align:center And you get ten. 00:16:08.291 --> 00:16:09.166 align:center What? 00:16:10.375 --> 00:16:12.833 align:center Okay, then. Let's shake on it. 00:16:20.958 --> 00:16:22.208 align:center -Get real. -Huh? 00:16:22.291 --> 00:16:25.666 align:center Why is it 90/10? I earn more than that making french fries. 00:16:25.750 --> 00:16:27.458 align:center Oh, oh, okay then. 00:16:27.541 --> 00:16:28.958 align:center How about… 00:16:29.041 --> 00:16:31.416 align:center I take 60 and you take 40? 00:16:32.291 --> 00:16:34.833 align:center You go get beaten up. See how you like it. 00:16:35.333 --> 00:16:36.791 align:center Hey, hold on! 00:16:36.875 --> 00:16:38.083 align:center Okay, you get 60. 00:16:38.791 --> 00:16:40.000 align:center Seventy, then! 00:16:40.625 --> 00:16:42.083 align:center Oh, what the hell? 00:16:42.166 --> 00:16:43.500 align:center Eighty percent? 00:16:44.958 --> 00:16:46.833 align:center All right, 90? 00:16:51.000 --> 00:16:53.291 align:center Shall we start our next strategy session? 00:16:54.083 --> 00:16:56.416 align:center I like to… please. 00:17:00.375 --> 00:17:02.500 align:center Get off! 00:17:11.916 --> 00:17:12.750 align:center TOO PRETTY! 00:17:12.833 --> 00:17:13.916 align:center SHE'S EYE CANDY 00:17:14.000 --> 00:17:15.166 align:center YUM YUM! 00:17:18.458 --> 00:17:19.916 align:center IT'S HAMAKEN'S GIRL LOL 00:17:20.000 --> 00:17:21.750 align:center GOOD TIME FOR 10,000 YEN? 00:17:21.833 --> 00:17:23.541 align:center SUCH A PICK-ME GIRL 00:17:23.625 --> 00:17:25.750 align:center FOLLOWERS: 21,000 00:17:32.500 --> 00:17:34.625 align:center VIRAL HIT SUBSCRIBERS: 102,000 00:17:48.000 --> 00:17:49.833 align:center / 00:18:12.541 --> 00:18:15.291 align:center Here's your change of clothes here. I'll leave them here. 00:18:16.166 --> 00:18:17.916 align:center Something good happened today? 00:18:18.416 --> 00:18:19.750 align:center Why do you ask? 00:18:20.333 --> 00:18:22.666 align:center You seem to be a happy fellow. 00:18:22.750 --> 00:18:24.625 align:center No. Nothing in particular. 00:18:25.708 --> 00:18:30.125 align:center I forgot. Is there anything at all that you would like? 00:18:30.750 --> 00:18:32.791 align:center Oh! Goodness. What do you mean? 00:18:33.291 --> 00:18:34.375 align:center Mm. 00:18:35.000 --> 00:18:36.625 align:center There's nothing I want. 00:18:37.875 --> 00:18:40.625 align:center Spend your money only on something for yourself. 00:18:41.625 --> 00:18:43.666 align:center It's your hard-earned money. 00:18:47.125 --> 00:18:49.375 align:center Here. I bought you this new top. 00:18:49.458 --> 00:18:51.583 align:center Oh, is this for me? 00:18:51.666 --> 00:18:54.000 align:center -How pretty. -You think so? 00:18:54.083 --> 00:18:55.958 align:center -Oh. Thank you. -Perfect. 00:18:57.125 --> 00:18:58.500 align:center I love it. 00:18:58.583 --> 00:19:00.083 align:center -Looks great on you. -Really? 00:19:00.166 --> 00:19:01.416 align:center -Yes! -Thank you. 00:19:06.166 --> 00:19:07.875 align:center Mm. 00:19:10.041 --> 00:19:10.875 align:center CASHMERE 00:19:10.958 --> 00:19:12.208 align:center Ah! It costs a fortune! 00:19:12.291 --> 00:19:14.708 align:center Why's it so expensive? 00:19:19.625 --> 00:19:21.000 align:center That's ridiculous. 00:19:28.041 --> 00:19:32.000 align:center Okay, get your act together. How am I gonna do this? 00:19:32.500 --> 00:19:33.916 align:center Shimura! 00:19:36.500 --> 00:19:39.041 align:center Here comes True Beauty. 00:19:41.708 --> 00:19:43.625 align:center Oh. Hi there. 00:19:43.708 --> 00:19:46.500 align:center Sorry for the late notice. Have you been waiting long? 00:19:46.583 --> 00:19:47.708 align:center Not at all. 00:19:48.333 --> 00:19:49.958 align:center What's wrong? Are you feeling sick? 00:19:50.041 --> 00:19:51.250 align:center No. No, I… 00:19:51.750 --> 00:19:53.250 align:center On the contrary, I feel great. 00:19:54.500 --> 00:19:55.833 align:center That's good. Okay. 00:19:55.916 --> 00:19:56.750 align:center Mm. 00:19:57.541 --> 00:19:58.875 align:center Am I dreaming? 00:19:59.375 --> 00:20:00.958 align:center It's just the two of us. 00:20:05.958 --> 00:20:07.750 align:center Please let me know when you're ready to order. 00:20:07.833 --> 00:20:09.166 align:center Thank you very much. 00:20:11.458 --> 00:20:13.625 align:center I've been wanting to come here. It's nice. 00:20:13.708 --> 00:20:14.708 align:center Yes, it is. 00:20:15.208 --> 00:20:17.083 align:center I like the café scene a lot too. 00:20:17.166 --> 00:20:18.500 align:center Oh, you do? 00:20:19.000 --> 00:20:20.583 align:center Oh, I'm so glad. 00:20:21.375 --> 00:20:23.625 align:center Thank you for… the other day. 00:20:24.125 --> 00:20:28.000 align:center This is my first part-time job, so I was a bit lost. 00:20:28.083 --> 00:20:30.833 align:center And I was very happy when you intervened. 00:20:31.333 --> 00:20:32.416 align:center So, I thank you. 00:20:32.500 --> 00:20:33.333 align:center Oh. 00:20:33.416 --> 00:20:35.166 align:center You really don't have to. 00:20:36.208 --> 00:20:39.875 align:center They got carried away. Next time, I'll… tell them off. 00:20:41.125 --> 00:20:42.791 align:center -Oh, shall we order? -Mm. 00:20:43.916 --> 00:20:45.375 align:center Let's see. Mm. 00:20:46.083 --> 00:20:49.750 align:center What the hell? 800 yen for a cup of coffee? 00:20:50.416 --> 00:20:52.208 align:center I think I'll have the strawberry parfait. 00:20:52.291 --> 00:20:55.500 align:center 1,800 yen? It's just strawberries and ice cream! 00:20:55.583 --> 00:20:59.125 align:center Why does it cost so much? That's my food budget for a whole week. 00:20:59.708 --> 00:21:01.375 align:center Uh, excuse me. Can we order? 00:21:01.458 --> 00:21:03.041 align:center -Oh, sure. -Thanks. 00:21:03.125 --> 00:21:05.791 align:center -Uh, I'll have coffee. -One coffee. 00:21:05.875 --> 00:21:08.125 align:center One coffee costs what I eat in three days. 00:21:08.208 --> 00:21:11.333 align:center -One strawberry parfait. -Okay. This is a good spot here. 00:21:11.833 --> 00:21:13.750 align:center We're invading his privacy. 00:21:13.833 --> 00:21:17.375 align:center Nonsense. If we just stream fights, viewers will get bored. 00:21:18.375 --> 00:21:20.958 align:center Viral Hit, starting live stream now. 00:21:22.791 --> 00:21:24.166 align:center SHIMURA'S ON A DATE LOL 00:21:24.250 --> 00:21:25.791 align:center YOU GOT THIS, WALLFLOWER! 00:21:40.291 --> 00:21:41.958 align:center Digging in. 00:21:44.875 --> 00:21:49.416 align:center Uh, so, what made you want to work at that burger joint? 00:21:49.500 --> 00:21:50.958 align:center Huh? What do you mean? 00:21:51.041 --> 00:21:54.750 align:center I, uh, mean that, you look like your family's well-to-do. 00:21:54.833 --> 00:21:58.583 align:center Uh, no. Not at all. Really. We're just… normal. 00:21:58.666 --> 00:22:00.208 align:center Ah, I see. 00:22:01.166 --> 00:22:04.041 align:center Oh no. This is an awkward silence. 00:22:05.208 --> 00:22:08.166 align:center -Why is a hottie like her-- -She could be scamming him. 00:22:08.250 --> 00:22:09.541 align:center Gotta be. 00:22:10.708 --> 00:22:12.541 align:center Must be, surely. 00:22:12.625 --> 00:22:15.208 align:center Doesn't this feel like we're on a double date? 00:22:15.958 --> 00:22:18.166 align:center -Want a bite of this? -I don't like chicken. 00:22:18.250 --> 00:22:19.708 align:center Oh, it's so tasty. 00:22:19.791 --> 00:22:22.166 align:center And I don't like watching people eat it either. 00:22:25.166 --> 00:22:27.708 align:center He's dressed like… such a loser. 00:22:27.791 --> 00:22:30.833 align:center Keep it down. She can hear what you're saying. 00:22:31.375 --> 00:22:34.333 align:center Been listening to these guys talking about us the whole time. 00:22:34.416 --> 00:22:36.041 align:center I can hardly blame them. 00:22:36.833 --> 00:22:38.750 align:center "Why would someone like her..." 00:22:41.500 --> 00:22:42.541 align:center What's wrong? 00:22:43.791 --> 00:22:44.666 align:center Whoa! 00:22:44.750 --> 00:22:46.500 align:center -Are you okay? -What's wrong with her? 00:22:46.583 --> 00:22:48.083 align:center She must really hate chicken. 00:22:48.166 --> 00:22:49.625 align:center Ah, jeez 00:22:52.333 --> 00:22:53.833 align:center Aki, I'm sorry! 00:22:53.916 --> 00:22:56.541 align:center I… didn't realize you hated chicken that much. 00:22:56.625 --> 00:22:57.833 align:center This 00:22:58.375 --> 00:22:59.833 align:center is in bad taste. 00:23:15.625 --> 00:23:18.000 align:center I'm sorry… about today. 00:23:18.625 --> 00:23:20.416 align:center I shouldn't have dragged you here. 00:23:20.916 --> 00:23:21.750 align:center Huh? 00:23:22.333 --> 00:23:23.791 align:center Let me get this. 00:23:26.791 --> 00:23:28.458 align:center You've got it all wrong. 00:23:28.541 --> 00:23:30.750 align:center I thought that 00:23:31.250 --> 00:23:35.541 align:center you were embarrassed to be seen out with me. 00:23:37.458 --> 00:23:40.416 align:center Besides, I… um, well, 00:23:40.500 --> 00:23:43.958 align:center I've never hung out one-on-one with a girl. 00:23:44.458 --> 00:23:48.416 align:center And I've never actually… been to a fancy café. 00:23:52.208 --> 00:23:54.875 align:center I, uh, don't really know what to talk about 00:23:54.958 --> 00:23:58.041 align:center or… or what to say to a girl. 00:23:58.541 --> 00:23:59.708 align:center And I… 00:24:01.791 --> 00:24:03.041 align:center I'm sorry. 00:24:05.958 --> 00:24:07.083 align:center Wanna go outside? 00:24:08.458 --> 00:24:09.333 align:center Huh? 00:24:10.500 --> 00:24:13.375 align:center It's a nice day. Let's talk outside. 00:24:16.625 --> 00:24:17.708 align:center Mm. 00:24:20.791 --> 00:24:23.750 align:center Oh, really? Yeah, sure. 00:24:24.583 --> 00:24:26.125 align:center -Uh, sorry. -Mm. 00:24:26.208 --> 00:24:27.541 align:center That was a friend. 00:24:28.916 --> 00:24:31.708 align:center -Ah. -Actually, he's at the same school as you. 00:24:31.791 --> 00:24:32.958 align:center Oh. Who is it? 00:24:33.041 --> 00:24:34.625 align:center Ogi Tatsuya. Know him? 00:24:35.708 --> 00:24:37.000 align:center Ogi… yeah. 00:24:37.916 --> 00:24:38.750 align:center Him? 00:24:41.250 --> 00:24:43.791 align:center Yes. Of course, I know him. 00:24:43.875 --> 00:24:46.750 align:center We're… we're like… besties. 00:24:46.833 --> 00:24:48.208 align:center -Ah! Really? -Yeah. 00:24:48.291 --> 00:24:50.375 align:center He says he's just around the corner. 00:24:50.458 --> 00:24:51.916 align:center Oh. Is that right? 00:24:52.000 --> 00:24:54.375 align:center He wants to say hi. 00:24:54.458 --> 00:24:57.500 align:center Uh, no, today is a bit… yeah. Oh yeah. 00:24:57.583 --> 00:24:58.791 align:center -I, uh-- -Asamiya! 00:24:58.875 --> 00:24:59.750 align:center Ogi! 00:25:00.250 --> 00:25:02.541 align:center -So you really were close by. -Yep. 00:25:03.208 --> 00:25:05.125 align:center Ah! You know Shimura. 00:25:05.208 --> 00:25:07.208 align:center He said you two were friends. 00:25:07.291 --> 00:25:08.416 align:center Friends? 00:25:09.458 --> 00:25:10.791 align:center Me and him? 00:25:17.666 --> 00:25:18.791 align:center Well, sure we are. 00:25:19.666 --> 00:25:21.291 align:center -We're at the same school. -Huh? 00:25:22.250 --> 00:25:24.583 align:center You just started live streaming, didn't you? 00:25:24.666 --> 00:25:27.958 align:center -Oh. Did you? -Ah. Just a little, yeah. 00:25:28.041 --> 00:25:31.000 align:center -Ah. -I like your channel, Viral Hit. 00:25:31.666 --> 00:25:33.083 align:center Oh, thank you. 00:25:33.583 --> 00:25:37.583 align:center -You know, you're… stronger than you look. -Huh? 00:25:37.666 --> 00:25:40.250 align:center You took the hit before your opponent could swing. 00:25:40.333 --> 00:25:42.041 align:center That way, it's less damage done to you. 00:25:43.875 --> 00:25:46.791 align:center -Mm. -I'm guessing it hurts less that way. 00:25:47.708 --> 00:25:48.791 align:center Ogi. 00:25:49.916 --> 00:25:52.666 align:center He might know something about that chicken guy. 00:25:56.000 --> 00:25:59.541 align:center Hey, wanna go for a walk? It's nice over there. 00:25:59.625 --> 00:26:00.500 align:center Sure. 00:26:08.541 --> 00:26:11.916 align:center There's a rival here now! This is interesting! 00:26:12.000 --> 00:26:14.750 align:center Stay tuned. You don't wanna miss this! 00:26:14.833 --> 00:26:16.958 align:center Asamiya, wait up! 00:26:17.500 --> 00:26:18.500 align:center Oh. 00:26:19.000 --> 00:26:20.125 align:center Remember this? 00:26:20.208 --> 00:26:22.166 align:center Yeah. Course I do. 00:26:22.875 --> 00:26:25.833 align:center -We took the ferry. -Yeah, we did. I'd love to do that again. 00:26:25.916 --> 00:26:27.791 align:center -Do you think we could? -Yeah, sure we can. 00:26:27.875 --> 00:26:29.333 align:center Yeah. 00:26:36.208 --> 00:26:37.625 align:center Is your gym close by? 00:26:37.708 --> 00:26:39.083 align:center Yeah. It's really close. 00:26:39.166 --> 00:26:41.000 align:center Ah. I didn't know. 00:26:41.083 --> 00:26:42.416 align:center -Question. -I mean… 00:26:42.500 --> 00:26:46.166 align:center Choose the couple that looks the best together from the options below. 00:26:46.250 --> 00:26:49.625 align:center A question so easy, even grade school kids can solve. 00:26:50.125 --> 00:26:51.875 align:center I know the answer myself. 00:26:52.625 --> 00:26:53.833 align:center The answer is simple. 00:26:53.916 --> 00:26:55.166 align:center Yeah, I'd be interested. 00:26:55.250 --> 00:26:56.291 align:center The third wheel… 00:26:56.375 --> 00:26:57.250 align:center Really? 00:26:57.333 --> 00:26:58.916 align:center -…is me. -No, you're not. 00:26:59.000 --> 00:27:00.458 align:center I am. I mean it. 00:27:01.333 --> 00:27:02.208 align:center Uh, sorry. 00:27:04.666 --> 00:27:06.708 align:center I'm sorry about this. 00:27:08.291 --> 00:27:11.166 align:center My ingrown toenail hurts. I have to leave. 00:27:11.250 --> 00:27:12.208 align:center Ingrown toenail? 00:27:12.291 --> 00:27:14.791 align:center Uh, yes, my toenail. 00:27:15.583 --> 00:27:16.625 align:center See ya. 00:27:17.250 --> 00:27:19.250 align:center Uh, hey, Shimura, wait. 00:27:19.333 --> 00:27:22.708 align:center If I stay here any longer, I might die from self-loathing. 00:27:25.208 --> 00:27:26.583 align:center You think he's okay? 00:27:26.666 --> 00:27:28.250 align:center He'll be fine. 00:27:35.083 --> 00:27:37.166 align:center Uh! What's with you? Hey? 00:27:37.250 --> 00:27:38.541 align:center Oh! You knew? 00:27:38.625 --> 00:27:39.666 align:center You're so obvious! 00:27:39.750 --> 00:27:41.041 align:center Oh, when did you catch on? 00:27:41.125 --> 00:27:42.458 align:center Since you were at the café. 00:27:42.541 --> 00:27:44.416 align:center Ah, seriously? 00:27:45.291 --> 00:27:46.791 align:center I just have to ask… 00:27:48.083 --> 00:27:49.250 align:center That you're not streaming now? 00:27:49.333 --> 00:27:53.166 align:center Of course not. Privacy's important, isn't it? 00:27:55.833 --> 00:27:56.916 align:center Hey! Give it back! 00:27:57.000 --> 00:27:57.958 align:center BUSTED LOL HILARIOUS 00:27:58.041 --> 00:27:59.125 align:center Give it to me! 00:28:00.000 --> 00:28:01.791 align:center Why the hell would you stream it?! 00:28:01.875 --> 00:28:04.208 align:center I thought it was a good way to shake things up. 00:28:04.291 --> 00:28:07.541 align:center -This is the worst! -Yeah, I agree. 00:28:07.625 --> 00:28:09.125 align:center Yeah. You are the worst. All right? 00:28:09.208 --> 00:28:11.416 align:center Ingrown toenail? That was so lame! 00:28:11.500 --> 00:28:13.125 align:center It was all that I could think of. 00:28:13.208 --> 00:28:16.500 align:center Not that! I'm saying you ran away like a scared little chicken! 00:28:16.583 --> 00:28:19.750 align:center What else was I supposed to do? 00:28:22.625 --> 00:28:25.791 align:center Love, it's like a game we play. 00:28:26.291 --> 00:28:27.125 align:center Huh? 00:28:27.208 --> 00:28:30.416 align:center And a lovely woman is the prize you get for playing. 00:28:31.166 --> 00:28:34.875 align:center If a tough contender comes along, are you just gonna throw in the towel? 00:28:35.708 --> 00:28:38.541 align:center It's okay with me. If I don't fight, I don't lose. 00:28:39.708 --> 00:28:41.833 align:center You coward! You're a loser! 00:28:41.916 --> 00:28:44.291 align:center Listen closely! 00:28:44.375 --> 00:28:48.166 align:center A world-famous basketballer once said these words, 00:28:48.250 --> 00:28:51.166 align:center "When you give up, that's when the game ends." You get it? 00:28:52.875 --> 00:28:56.458 align:center Are you seriously giving up here? 00:28:56.541 --> 00:28:59.375 align:center Who was it that got back up when Hamaken knocked you down? 00:28:59.458 --> 00:29:02.416 align:center Who stood up to that other thug 'cause her contact was on your phone? 00:29:02.500 --> 00:29:06.000 align:center The buzzer hasn't sounded yet! The match isn't over! 00:29:06.083 --> 00:29:08.333 align:center Go! You've gotta get her back! 00:29:10.583 --> 00:29:11.625 align:center Kaneko. 00:29:13.166 --> 00:29:14.250 align:center You've… 00:29:16.916 --> 00:29:18.208 align:center Ah! 00:29:18.291 --> 00:29:21.500 align:center Thank you! Thank you! You've helped me come to my senses! 00:29:21.583 --> 00:29:23.875 align:center Stop it! We're friends, aren't we? 00:29:26.875 --> 00:29:28.166 align:center I'll do it! 00:29:30.083 --> 00:29:32.416 align:center That's right. I'm proud of myself. 00:29:32.500 --> 00:29:35.166 align:center A true streamer! 00:29:35.250 --> 00:29:36.333 align:center Okay, here we go. 00:29:36.416 --> 00:29:38.583 align:center "Confessing to a girl who's out of my league 00:29:38.666 --> 00:29:40.791 align:center and then ready to get rejected." Whoo! 00:29:47.750 --> 00:29:49.291 align:center Asamiya! 00:29:50.666 --> 00:29:51.541 align:center Oh! 00:29:55.583 --> 00:29:58.375 align:center There's still something I, I wanted to talk to you about. 00:29:58.458 --> 00:29:59.958 align:center -Uh, talk? -Yeah, yeah. 00:30:01.250 --> 00:30:04.333 align:center -Where's Ogi? -He has practice. He went to his gym. 00:30:04.416 --> 00:30:06.000 align:center Oh. I see. 00:30:07.500 --> 00:30:09.291 align:center How's your toenail? 00:30:09.375 --> 00:30:11.750 align:center Oh, yeah, it's fine. All good now. 00:30:11.833 --> 00:30:14.416 align:center I see. So, what did you want to say? 00:30:14.500 --> 00:30:17.791 align:center Oh, yes, well, I… I, um… 00:30:18.583 --> 00:30:20.958 align:center I wanted to ask, what is your ideal type? 00:30:21.541 --> 00:30:23.583 align:center That's a bit out of the blue. 00:30:23.666 --> 00:30:27.166 align:center Sorry, I, I wanted to ask you that. 00:30:27.791 --> 00:30:30.541 align:center Mm… someone strong, I think. 00:30:31.125 --> 00:30:33.875 align:center -Someone strong? -What about you? What type do you like? 00:30:33.958 --> 00:30:35.375 align:center Huh? Oh, me? 00:30:35.458 --> 00:30:38.250 align:center Uh, I like, um… I like… 00:30:38.833 --> 00:30:41.125 align:center Someone like you, Asamiya. 00:30:41.625 --> 00:30:44.416 align:center No. There's no way I could actually say that. 00:30:47.291 --> 00:30:49.750 align:center I just knew you were filming me. 00:30:49.833 --> 00:30:51.416 align:center Knock it off, will ya? 00:30:51.916 --> 00:30:54.291 align:center Kanegon, what happened to your face? 00:30:54.958 --> 00:30:56.000 align:center Run… 00:30:57.791 --> 00:30:58.791 align:center Huh. 00:30:59.250 --> 00:31:01.541 align:center Thanks very much, Kanegon. 00:31:01.625 --> 00:31:04.958 align:center Luckily, your broadcast saved me the trouble of finding you. 00:31:05.666 --> 00:31:06.791 align:center Sure did. 00:31:07.416 --> 00:31:10.166 align:center Didn't I tell you that I'd make you pay? 00:31:10.250 --> 00:31:11.708 align:center What do you think you're doing? 00:31:11.791 --> 00:31:13.708 align:center -I'm calling the police-- -Asamiya. 00:31:14.208 --> 00:31:15.541 align:center You… go on ahead. 00:31:15.625 --> 00:31:16.541 align:center Say what? 00:31:17.458 --> 00:31:18.291 align:center Go? 00:31:19.333 --> 00:31:22.000 align:center You're not going anywhere. 00:31:22.083 --> 00:31:24.041 align:center Let go of me! 00:31:24.125 --> 00:31:25.333 align:center You! Get here! 00:31:25.416 --> 00:31:26.333 align:center Asamiya! 00:31:26.416 --> 00:31:28.166 align:center -Let me go! -Huh? 00:31:28.250 --> 00:31:32.125 align:center You acted like you weren't interested in men when I tried to get your number. 00:31:32.208 --> 00:31:34.208 align:center Huh? You bitch. 00:31:34.291 --> 00:31:35.708 align:center Stop this! 00:31:35.791 --> 00:31:37.291 align:center I must stay calm. 00:31:37.375 --> 00:31:39.583 align:center I can't lose my cool before he does. 00:31:39.666 --> 00:31:42.500 align:center It's easy to defeat someone who's lost his cool. 00:31:42.833 --> 00:31:46.125 align:center -Stop it! Leave me alone! -I have to restrain myself. 00:31:46.208 --> 00:31:47.916 align:center -I said stop! -Hamaken! 00:31:51.125 --> 00:31:53.458 align:center You only fight girls, do you? 00:31:53.541 --> 00:31:55.666 align:center That's right. Get him worked up. 00:31:56.708 --> 00:31:58.291 align:center Okay. 00:31:58.375 --> 00:31:59.333 align:center Shimura… 00:32:00.708 --> 00:32:02.083 align:center Bastard. 00:32:03.000 --> 00:32:04.708 align:center You bastard! You're toast! 00:32:04.791 --> 00:32:06.875 align:center I can do it. I'll use that move. 00:32:15.666 --> 00:32:16.583 align:center What? 00:32:16.666 --> 00:32:17.541 align:center Dumbass. 00:32:17.625 --> 00:32:19.958 align:center You think I didn't watch your video, did you? 00:32:20.041 --> 00:32:22.083 align:center You upload everything online. 00:32:22.166 --> 00:32:24.416 align:center Ouch. This hurts really bad. 00:32:24.500 --> 00:32:25.541 align:center Shimura! 00:32:27.250 --> 00:32:30.666 align:center What should I do? What should I do now? 00:32:32.000 --> 00:32:35.750 align:center My mind, it's gone blank. 00:32:43.041 --> 00:32:45.000 align:center My house sits in the shadows, 00:32:46.750 --> 00:32:49.583 align:center way below the towering skyscrapers. 00:32:49.666 --> 00:32:53.708 align:center The Argentine Backbreaker! 00:32:55.583 --> 00:32:57.708 align:center Perhaps that's the reason… 00:32:58.625 --> 00:33:03.375 align:center the reason why… I've spent my life in the shadows. 00:33:04.875 --> 00:33:08.625 align:center But then, this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity came to me. 00:33:11.000 --> 00:33:15.000 align:center I thought I could finally be an ordinary high school student like everybody else. 00:33:17.250 --> 00:33:19.541 align:center But I was a fool to dream that could happen. 00:33:22.916 --> 00:33:26.458 align:center And so now… I'm paying the price. 00:33:28.583 --> 00:33:29.833 align:center And here I am, 00:33:31.500 --> 00:33:33.375 align:center back to being a loser again. 00:33:33.875 --> 00:33:35.666 align:center Shimura! 00:33:40.666 --> 00:33:42.708 align:center -I'm home. -You're home early. 00:33:42.791 --> 00:33:44.458 align:center Not out with your friends today? 00:33:45.416 --> 00:33:46.708 align:center He's got bad taste. 00:33:46.791 --> 00:33:47.750 align:center Huh? 00:33:52.750 --> 00:33:53.875 align:center THE STREAM HAS ENDED 00:33:53.958 --> 00:33:55.583 align:center Did he finally stop streaming? 00:33:57.791 --> 00:34:02.250 align:center WATCH WHAT HAPPENS NEXT ON HAMAKEN TV 00:34:08.166 --> 00:34:11.000 align:center Shimura! Shimura! Please! No more! 00:34:11.083 --> 00:34:13.000 align:center I always thought 00:34:13.083 --> 00:34:16.166 align:center that it was better to get hit than to fight back. 00:34:17.458 --> 00:34:18.500 align:center Hey! 00:34:19.208 --> 00:34:20.666 align:center I'm not finished with you. 00:34:23.000 --> 00:34:24.666 align:center Please, let her go. 00:34:24.750 --> 00:34:25.583 align:center What? 00:34:28.166 --> 00:34:29.916 align:center Please let her go. 00:34:33.625 --> 00:34:37.583 align:center Let Asamiya go home. Please. Please let her go. 00:34:37.666 --> 00:34:39.333 align:center Let me go. Shimura! 00:34:39.416 --> 00:34:43.875 align:center I don't want her to see my pathetic self any longer. 00:34:44.458 --> 00:34:47.791 align:center What are you trying to show off for? Huh? 00:34:47.875 --> 00:34:49.791 align:center You're nothing but a loser, Shimura! 00:34:50.375 --> 00:34:51.500 align:center Shimura! 00:34:51.583 --> 00:34:55.875 align:center Asamiya was the one person who I didn't want to see 00:34:55.958 --> 00:34:58.708 align:center just how weak and pathetic I really am. 00:35:13.500 --> 00:35:15.500 align:center Please forgive me. 00:35:17.041 --> 00:35:18.583 align:center Shimura. 00:35:20.875 --> 00:35:21.708 align:center That won't do. 00:35:22.708 --> 00:35:24.833 align:center Strip and apologize 00:35:25.916 --> 00:35:27.583 align:center to the viewers there. 00:35:31.500 --> 00:35:34.083 align:center Have you got any idea how many viewers are tuned in 00:35:34.166 --> 00:35:36.208 align:center and looking at this now? Huh?! 00:35:37.250 --> 00:35:40.041 align:center Shimura, I'm sorry. 00:35:40.125 --> 00:35:43.333 align:center I said that I didn't want to do this. 00:35:46.541 --> 00:35:47.791 align:center NO NEED TO APOLOGIZE 00:35:47.875 --> 00:35:48.916 align:center SHIMURA! 00:35:49.000 --> 00:35:50.041 align:center PLEASE STOP 00:35:51.291 --> 00:35:53.000 align:center You're doing great camera work. 00:35:53.083 --> 00:35:54.458 align:center He's such a loser. 00:35:58.125 --> 00:36:01.375 align:center You're very good at it. At the camera work. I'll give you that. 00:36:05.666 --> 00:36:07.875 align:center Now, hurry up and strip. 00:36:08.458 --> 00:36:09.875 align:center If you do, I'll let her go. 00:36:09.958 --> 00:36:10.833 align:center Strip! 00:36:17.666 --> 00:36:18.750 align:center Hey! 00:36:21.291 --> 00:36:22.333 align:center Enough is enough! 00:36:24.333 --> 00:36:28.083 align:center The girl I'm in love with… showed more courage than I did. 00:36:28.166 --> 00:36:30.541 align:center -Hey! Don't touch him! Shut up, bitch! -Let go! Let go! 00:36:30.625 --> 00:36:33.791 align:center And all my life, I've never felt so pathetic. 00:36:33.875 --> 00:36:35.208 align:center Hamaken! 00:36:35.291 --> 00:36:36.208 align:center Huh? 00:36:45.500 --> 00:36:47.458 align:center I've failed as a man. 00:36:48.291 --> 00:36:50.333 align:center I've stripped. Are you happy? 00:36:51.000 --> 00:36:52.958 align:center -Oh! -Now let her go. 00:36:54.875 --> 00:36:56.916 align:center He did it! Stripped it all off! 00:36:59.708 --> 00:37:01.250 align:center Get this on camera! 00:37:01.333 --> 00:37:03.500 align:center Keep rolling, man! 00:37:04.375 --> 00:37:06.208 align:center This will have to be it. 00:37:06.291 --> 00:37:08.958 align:center I don't have the spine to win in a fight. 00:37:10.041 --> 00:37:13.208 align:center So this is the only way I can protect Asamiya. 00:37:16.208 --> 00:37:17.166 align:center But I'll 00:37:18.208 --> 00:37:20.291 align:center at least get in one hit. 00:37:21.416 --> 00:37:22.500 align:center This is my… 00:37:23.083 --> 00:37:24.500 align:center -Huh? -What? 00:37:24.583 --> 00:37:25.625 align:center Shimura? 00:37:25.708 --> 00:37:28.000 align:center Hey. Stop that. 00:37:28.083 --> 00:37:29.416 align:center -Hey! -Stop that. 00:37:29.500 --> 00:37:31.125 align:center -My last stand. -What are you doing? 00:37:31.208 --> 00:37:33.333 align:center Hey! You're gonna get us banned. 00:37:34.916 --> 00:37:35.958 align:center Hey! 00:37:38.125 --> 00:37:39.625 align:center Hey! Stop! 00:37:39.708 --> 00:37:42.000 align:center Goodbye, Asamiya. 00:37:55.916 --> 00:38:02.250 align:center VIRAL HIT samiya.