WEBVTT 00:14.625 --> 00:16.958 Go on. Come at me. 00:17.041 --> 00:18.708 You piece of shit. 00:19.416 --> 00:22.416 Bastard. You really wanna die, do you? 00:23.333 --> 00:25.791 I can tell he's overcome with rage. 00:27.125 --> 00:28.625 This is… 00:37.291 --> 00:41.291 Rule number one. Don't lose your cool. 00:42.541 --> 00:46.291 It's easy to defeat someone who's lost their cool. 00:47.166 --> 00:49.833 If you can't keep yourself under control, 00:49.916 --> 00:54.875 then you're using your emotions, not your fists. 00:55.375 --> 00:59.666 In other words, if you can get your opponent to lose his cool, 01:00.166 --> 01:03.208 then you gain you a significant advantage. 01:11.208 --> 01:12.250 I dodged. 01:12.958 --> 01:16.750 Just maybe… that chicken guy is the real deal. 01:16.833 --> 01:18.708 Can his videos actually make me stronger? 01:18.791 --> 01:20.416 Quit dodging! Agh! 01:20.500 --> 01:23.958 Here it comes again. If I'm gonna get hit, I might as well try… 01:24.041 --> 01:26.166 A punch is at its most powerful 01:26.250 --> 01:28.541 when the arm is fully extended. 01:28.625 --> 01:32.708 So if you can take the hit before your opponent fully extends his arm, 01:34.166 --> 01:36.166 it won't hurt so much. 01:36.250 --> 01:40.166 We'll call it the "how to get hit without pain" method. 01:40.250 --> 01:41.833 He's right. 01:41.916 --> 01:44.083 It doesn't… hurt! 01:44.166 --> 01:47.541 What the hell is he doing? 01:47.625 --> 01:49.375 That chicken guy was right. 01:50.333 --> 01:51.583 Just who the hell is he? 01:56.458 --> 01:58.666 I can do this. I can win! 02:04.208 --> 02:05.125 Wait! 02:05.208 --> 02:07.208 What comes after this? 02:08.625 --> 02:09.875 Hold on. 02:09.958 --> 02:12.375 What am I supposed to do next? 02:13.875 --> 02:16.000 Wait! I need you to tell me-- 02:19.500 --> 02:20.333 Shimura… 02:24.041 --> 02:26.250 You've got some nerve, haven't you? 02:26.333 --> 02:27.208 Oh shit. 02:28.625 --> 02:30.583 I should've watched the next video too. 02:32.333 --> 02:34.833 -You're fucking dead-- -Stop right there! 02:38.208 --> 02:40.125 I'm streaming the both of you. 02:41.791 --> 02:44.375 So, are you going to continue doing this? 02:49.750 --> 02:50.958 You bastards. 02:51.833 --> 02:53.333 You'll pay for this. 03:07.458 --> 03:09.375 How long has it been rolling for? 03:11.041 --> 03:12.041 It never went live. 03:12.125 --> 03:14.000 -What?! -I was bluffing. 03:20.541 --> 03:23.250 Thank you for saving me. 03:24.875 --> 03:26.666 -Don't mention it. -Your name is? 03:28.250 --> 03:30.083 Yashio Aki. I'm a first-year. 03:31.000 --> 03:32.125 Oh. Younger than us. 03:32.208 --> 03:34.833 I lived abroad for quite some time. 03:35.541 --> 03:37.708 So, I'm kind of new around here. 03:38.208 --> 03:39.666 I see. That's nice. 03:39.750 --> 03:41.875 You should just thank her for saving your ass. 03:43.291 --> 03:44.750 So, you're Aki. 03:44.833 --> 03:46.125 That's a nice name. 03:47.125 --> 03:50.291 Agh! You know, if you'd only held out for longer, 03:50.375 --> 03:52.833 the donations were starting to come in. 03:53.458 --> 03:55.708 How much money did we make? 03:57.750 --> 03:59.166 25,000. 04:00.500 --> 04:01.750 Oh, that's all? 04:02.750 --> 04:07.791 Well, you would've wasted your time trying to hang out any longer. 04:08.666 --> 04:10.958 I think that could've been the end of you. 04:11.625 --> 04:12.791 Yes. You're right, there. 04:12.875 --> 04:14.541 So, I'm curious. 04:14.625 --> 04:17.333 Who edits the videos after the streaming's over? 04:17.791 --> 04:19.625 Uh… I do. 04:21.000 --> 04:23.000 -Oh, you like my editing? -It's mediocre. 04:23.083 --> 04:24.208 Oh. 04:24.291 --> 04:26.541 You'll never get more viewers like this. 04:26.625 --> 04:30.000 And the fewer the viewers, then the fewer the donations. 04:30.583 --> 04:33.625 But… what can we do about that? 04:34.333 --> 04:35.166 Hmm. 04:36.208 --> 04:37.875 I'm pretty good at editing, you know? 04:38.750 --> 04:39.625 -Oh? -Huh? 04:44.500 --> 04:46.333 Why don't you let me assist you? 04:50.916 --> 04:51.875 -Hey. -Yeah? 04:51.958 --> 04:54.125 -Is this girl really gonna be our editor? -Why not? 04:54.208 --> 04:56.625 -We could use a female perspective. -Leave it to me. 04:56.708 --> 04:58.250 I'll get you more subscribers. 04:58.333 --> 05:01.375 You see? She's going to get us a lot more subscribers! 05:01.458 --> 05:04.250 And we need a name. What though? 05:04.333 --> 05:06.708 True. Right now it's still "Kanegon TV" now. 05:06.791 --> 05:09.000 Maybe Aki can come up with a new name. 05:09.083 --> 05:11.625 Girls are good at that sort of thing, aren't you? 05:11.708 --> 05:13.750 I've already thought of one. 05:13.833 --> 05:15.250 Hey, for real? 05:17.666 --> 05:20.041 What about "Viral Hit"? 05:20.625 --> 05:23.541 -What? -"Viral Hit"? 05:24.833 --> 05:26.958 HOW_TO_FIGHT 05:27.041 --> 05:28.708 Aki, that's a little-- 05:28.791 --> 05:30.458 You don't like it, I'll quit then. 05:31.541 --> 05:32.791 Wait a second. 05:32.875 --> 05:36.083 Actually, it's quite original. Oh, it's good! 05:36.166 --> 05:37.333 You like it too? 05:37.416 --> 05:39.875 -Yeah. -It's decided then. 05:39.958 --> 05:43.875 Today's we become known as Viral Hit! 05:43.958 --> 05:45.791 You're gonna be so busy! Huh? Huh? 05:45.875 --> 05:48.208 You won't have time to fry potatoes! 05:48.291 --> 05:50.333 Sure. 05:54.083 --> 05:55.166 AMERICAN HOUSE DINER 05:55.250 --> 05:56.625 Let's enjoy! 05:56.708 --> 06:01.000 One, two, three, four, five, and six, seven, eight. 06:01.083 --> 06:04.583 One, two, three, four, five, six. Raise your legs high! 06:04.666 --> 06:08.750 Tighten your abs. Now exhale. One… 06:08.833 --> 06:10.166 I'm beat. 06:14.375 --> 06:17.291 Will I really get stronger doing this? 06:20.333 --> 06:23.708 Who was it that sent me this video in the first place? 06:25.000 --> 06:26.916 Hey, Shimura, your break's almost over. 06:27.000 --> 06:29.000 -Asamiya-san. -One, two, three… 06:29.083 --> 06:31.541 -Okay then. Thank you. -Four, five, six, seven, eight! 06:31.625 --> 06:34.583 -One, two, three, four, five, six, seven… -Hey, I can hear something. 06:34.666 --> 06:36.416 -What? -Moving on to heel jacks now! 06:36.500 --> 06:39.333 -One, two, three… -Oh. Probably just your imagination. 06:39.416 --> 06:41.458 -Ah. Okay. -One, two… 06:41.541 --> 06:44.083 The manager wants to talk to you about your schedule. 06:44.166 --> 06:47.000 Oh. I had a hunch he would. Thank you. 06:54.125 --> 06:56.375 I can't just take you out of the schedule. 06:56.458 --> 06:58.958 If you don't give me any notice, it's gonna be hard. 06:59.041 --> 07:01.125 So sorry. I know this is late notice. 07:01.208 --> 07:03.666 Shimura, you're here almost every single day. 07:03.750 --> 07:04.791 Yeah… 07:06.791 --> 07:10.000 How about this? Jessica could cover Ryan. 07:10.083 --> 07:13.666 -Or… ugh, I don't know-- -I have an idea. 07:13.750 --> 07:18.541 What if the rest of us took turns on the days Shimura can't come in yet? 07:18.625 --> 07:19.458 Huh. 07:19.541 --> 07:22.333 We could set up a group chat for the part-timers. 07:23.375 --> 07:25.583 Yeah, sounds like a good idea. Let's do it. 07:25.666 --> 07:27.083 -Okay. -Works for me. 07:27.166 --> 07:28.125 Sure, go ahead. 07:28.208 --> 07:29.041 KAHO ASAMIYA 07:29.125 --> 07:31.750 You just exchanged line accounts, that's all. 07:31.833 --> 07:33.000 You can say what you want. 07:33.083 --> 07:38.208 But this phone is now a bridge and it connects us together! 07:39.291 --> 07:40.916 Thanks for connecting with me. 07:41.000 --> 07:44.083 Even her sticker… it's gorgeous! 07:44.166 --> 07:45.291 Oh! 07:45.375 --> 07:48.375 Hey! Wait! You're that famous streamer! 07:48.458 --> 07:51.416 -Oh, do you know me? -Well, of course I do! 07:51.500 --> 07:53.916 -Whoa! It's really you! -Hey, I'm his producer, you know. 07:54.000 --> 07:56.291 Who are these guys anyway? 07:56.375 --> 07:57.875 Celebrities! 07:59.916 --> 08:01.625 Hey, hey, hey! 08:01.708 --> 08:04.458 -This is our lucky day! -Why don't we go talk over there? 08:04.541 --> 08:06.291 Yeah, okay. Okay. 08:06.375 --> 08:07.791 -Let's go! -Can I shake your hand? 08:07.875 --> 08:08.708 Sure. Of course. 08:08.791 --> 08:10.375 -Whoa! -Yeah, go ahead. 08:10.458 --> 08:12.666 -You're so good-looking. -You're so much cooler in person! 08:13.583 --> 08:15.333 And… jump. 08:15.416 --> 08:19.458 Jump, jump, jump, jump! 08:19.541 --> 08:22.083 Hey! You're still hiding money in there! 08:22.666 --> 08:24.833 I suspected it would lead to this. 08:24.916 --> 08:26.250 It's a big light on. 08:26.333 --> 08:29.791 Hey! These guys don't have much cash at all. 08:29.875 --> 08:32.333 What?! I thought you guys were loaded. 08:32.416 --> 08:34.166 No. This is so lame. 08:34.833 --> 08:35.708 Hey. 08:36.750 --> 08:37.875 This here is mine now. 08:37.958 --> 08:39.916 No! That's my bridge to Asamiya! 08:40.000 --> 08:41.291 Shut the hell up! 08:41.375 --> 08:43.750 Touch me again, kid, and you are going down. 08:43.833 --> 08:47.333 -Ken, you're so brutal! I just love you. -You think so? 08:47.416 --> 08:48.875 -Hey! Wait! -I love you too. 08:48.958 --> 08:51.333 -I'm starving. Can we eat now? -Yeah, let's go. 08:51.416 --> 08:54.791 Kanegon, we've got to notify the police and get my phone back! 08:54.875 --> 08:56.666 Huh? Notify the police? 08:56.750 --> 08:58.041 Are you kidding?! 08:58.625 --> 08:59.583 Huh? 08:59.666 --> 09:02.291 Look! All the fans going wild. 09:02.375 --> 09:03.916 Were you streaming? 09:04.000 --> 09:06.125 Yeah, of course I was. 09:08.125 --> 09:09.458 Can't you hear it? 09:09.541 --> 09:12.000 I can hear the jingle of cash hitting our account. 09:13.791 --> 09:16.416 That means I get beaten up again, doesn't it? 09:17.000 --> 09:18.500 So you want out? 09:19.708 --> 09:22.791 Fine. I get it. We'll go talk to the police. 09:22.875 --> 09:24.125 The police. 09:29.208 --> 09:31.000 No way. We can't. 09:35.583 --> 09:39.125 Viral Hit's live stream is starting now! 09:39.208 --> 09:40.958 PROB GONNA MAKE A DONATION 09:41.041 --> 09:42.833 I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS! 09:42.916 --> 09:44.583 THIS IS GONNA BE EPIC! 09:44.666 --> 09:46.166 I'M DONATING, TOO! 09:53.333 --> 09:58.833 VIRAL HIT 09:58.916 --> 10:01.000 What? You want your phone back? 10:01.083 --> 10:02.791 That's right. Please give it back. 10:02.875 --> 10:05.291 Ken, they're here filming us now, you know? 10:05.375 --> 10:08.041 Oh, yeah? Now I'll be famous, right? 10:08.125 --> 10:09.166 -Yeah! -Hey. 10:09.250 --> 10:11.083 I really think you should stop filming me, okay? 10:11.166 --> 10:12.583 Don't worry, I will. 10:13.083 --> 10:15.166 Hey! What did you want from me? 10:15.250 --> 10:18.250 Like I said, I want my phone back. 10:18.333 --> 10:19.666 What if I say no? 10:20.500 --> 10:21.833 If you refuse, 10:22.458 --> 10:24.083 you leave me no choice. 10:26.875 --> 10:28.000 Are you for real, now? 10:28.083 --> 10:30.666 God damn, kid. Just smack him, Ken. 10:30.750 --> 10:33.041 Well, let's see, huh? 10:33.125 --> 10:35.000 Everybody watching, check me out now, 10:35.083 --> 10:37.666 and make him know for sure that I is the man! 10:37.750 --> 10:39.541 Whoo! Go, Ken! 10:39.625 --> 10:43.125 This is my chance to try out what I've learned. 10:43.208 --> 10:47.250 First, identify your opponent's dominant hand. 10:47.333 --> 10:49.500 If your opponent is an amateur fighter, 10:49.583 --> 10:53.041 there's a high chancel they'll use their dominant hand to strike. 10:53.125 --> 10:54.708 His dominant hand is… 10:54.791 --> 10:57.041 -No! That's my bridge to Asamiya! -Shut the hell up! 10:57.125 --> 10:58.750 He's right-handed. 10:58.833 --> 11:00.875 If your opponent is right-handed, 11:00.958 --> 11:02.958 then stand on their left side 11:03.041 --> 11:05.541 so they're likely to swing using their right hand. 11:06.500 --> 11:09.750 You see, now you force them to swing at you using their right hand. 11:09.833 --> 11:11.416 You're looking scared! Ready to have fun? 11:11.500 --> 11:14.416 Not sure when to dodge the punch? 11:14.500 --> 11:15.875 It's simple. 11:15.958 --> 11:18.666 People who lack training in martial arts 11:18.750 --> 11:22.583 tend to move their shoulders very wide when they swing at you. 11:25.625 --> 11:26.583 Now! 11:27.916 --> 11:29.875 You little rat! 11:29.958 --> 11:31.875 Come on, Ken! Get him! 11:33.375 --> 11:34.666 You bastard! 11:38.125 --> 11:39.125 HE'S DANCING LOL 11:39.208 --> 11:40.500 CHICKEN DANCE LOL 11:41.708 --> 11:43.500 What's that weird-ass move? 11:44.166 --> 11:45.833 Weaving. That's basic technique. 11:45.916 --> 11:47.916 LET'S GO SHIMURA! LMAO 11:49.375 --> 11:51.458 Well done! You're doing well. 11:51.541 --> 11:52.916 God damn it! Stop moving! 11:53.000 --> 11:55.041 Go, Ken! Go! Get him! 11:55.125 --> 11:58.208 You'll find it's very hard for the average person 11:58.291 --> 12:00.166 to land a punch on a moving target. 12:01.416 --> 12:03.750 That one worked too. 12:03.833 --> 12:04.791 Aerobics? 12:04.875 --> 12:07.583 Aerobics will teach you how to move your body. 12:08.125 --> 12:10.500 And you will learn about rhythm too. 12:10.583 --> 12:12.125 -Yes, Ken! -Stop moving! 12:12.208 --> 12:13.291 Wait! Wait! Wait! 12:18.291 --> 12:20.500 Come back here, you little shit! 12:25.666 --> 12:26.625 Get outta my way! 12:29.375 --> 12:31.666 It… didn't hurt. 12:33.708 --> 12:36.875 Fighting isn't so intimidating anymore, is it? 12:37.583 --> 12:40.375 So now, let's enjoy! 12:40.458 --> 12:43.250 -Now, Ken! -Now say good night, kid! 12:56.458 --> 12:57.333 Wait, what? 12:57.416 --> 12:59.958 Move! Move! Let me through! Move! Move! 13:00.041 --> 13:02.833 -Ken, what's happening? -And now you're gonna die! 13:02.916 --> 13:05.416 Oh crap! I can't move an inch! 13:05.500 --> 13:07.416 Dumbass! 13:07.500 --> 13:09.791 "How to get hit without pain"! 13:12.458 --> 13:13.458 -Huh? -Ken? 13:15.041 --> 13:18.458 Give me back… my phone. 13:22.833 --> 13:24.125 I WANNA LEARN THIS 13:24.208 --> 13:25.750 REVENGE OF THE UNDERDOG! 13:34.000 --> 13:35.416 You got it, Ken! 13:35.500 --> 13:37.791 DO YOU HAVE A PLATE IN YOUR FOREHEAD? 13:39.375 --> 13:40.750 HE'S TAKING ALL THE HITS 13:40.833 --> 13:42.333 CAN'T BEAT A REAL THUG 13:45.208 --> 13:47.833 Not so sure about that. Look at that thug's fist. 13:47.916 --> 13:49.083 Hey! 13:49.166 --> 13:51.708 -Oh! -What? Huh? Huh? Oh! 13:51.791 --> 13:53.875 Ken, are you okay? 13:53.958 --> 13:55.541 Yeah, yeah. I'm good. 13:55.625 --> 13:57.708 -This sucks! -Ken, you poor thing! 13:57.791 --> 14:00.208 He doesn't realize it because of the adrenaline, 14:00.291 --> 14:01.833 but his fist is all banged up. 14:02.916 --> 14:04.708 Shit! 14:04.791 --> 14:06.750 Okay. Take it then! 14:06.833 --> 14:08.125 Whoa! 14:09.166 --> 14:12.041 Fine. You're all gonna see me again. 14:12.125 --> 14:13.708 -Come on! -Assholes! 14:14.916 --> 14:16.333 Asamiya! 14:16.416 --> 14:18.458 You did it, Shimura! 14:18.541 --> 14:21.125 Now, a word for all the viewers who donated. 14:21.708 --> 14:23.750 Don't miss our next performance, okay? 14:23.833 --> 14:26.125 That's all from Viral Hit. 14:26.208 --> 14:30.000 Oh, I forgot to say, please keep the donations coming! 14:30.541 --> 14:33.166 Hey, are you in pain? You got beaten up there. 14:33.250 --> 14:34.541 Oh, no. 14:34.625 --> 14:36.833 Uh, uh, well, a little. Yeah. 14:36.916 --> 14:38.041 SO IT DOES HURT LOL 14:38.125 --> 14:40.208 SHIMURA, HERO OF BULLIED KIDS! 14:40.291 --> 14:41.958 49,917 VIEWERS WATCHING NOW 14:43.250 --> 14:46.583 -Hey, don't forget to subscribe! -And, uh, please donate! 14:46.666 --> 14:48.333 Yeah, keep the donations coming! 14:48.416 --> 14:49.583 You were so great! 14:49.666 --> 14:50.875 Thank you! 14:52.083 --> 14:53.416 -You're so cute. -Thank you. 14:53.500 --> 14:55.833 -Hi! -Uh, oh, okay. 14:55.916 --> 14:59.166 Please subscribe to our channel, um, and make donations. 15:15.208 --> 15:19.083 Currently, we have five videos on our Viral Hit channel. 15:19.166 --> 15:22.500 And we've reached more than five million views in total. 15:22.583 --> 15:23.416 And… 15:25.250 --> 15:28.041 -All right! We did it! -Yay! 15:28.125 --> 15:30.875 Now we have our first payout. 15:30.958 --> 15:32.583 This is more than my job pays. 15:33.166 --> 15:35.958 Well, we're in the money now, aren't we, huh?! 15:37.625 --> 15:39.833 How should we divide it? 15:40.458 --> 15:42.291 -I'm okay. I don't care. -You sure? 15:42.375 --> 15:43.750 It's not okay. 15:43.833 --> 15:46.166 You don't need to be so considerate like that. 15:46.750 --> 15:49.000 I know, but this is mainly just a hobby for me. 15:49.083 --> 15:50.833 Then I'll gladly accept your kindness. 15:50.916 --> 15:52.125 No, you won't. 15:52.208 --> 15:56.041 I will… look after your share until we decide. 15:56.125 --> 15:57.375 Yeah. Whatever. 15:57.458 --> 15:59.833 Let's split it like this. 15:59.916 --> 16:04.083 Until now, I've done all the filming, content, editing and directing. 16:04.958 --> 16:06.041 That's worth 90. 16:07.041 --> 16:08.208 And you get ten. 16:08.291 --> 16:09.166 What? 16:10.375 --> 16:12.833 Okay, then. Let's shake on it. 16:20.958 --> 16:22.208 -Get real. -Huh? 16:22.291 --> 16:25.666 Why is it 90/10? I earn more than that making french fries. 16:25.750 --> 16:27.458 Oh, oh, okay then. 16:27.541 --> 16:28.958 How about… 16:29.041 --> 16:31.416 I take 60 and you take 40? 16:32.291 --> 16:34.833 You go get beaten up. See how you like it. 16:35.333 --> 16:36.791 Hey, hold on! 16:36.875 --> 16:38.083 Okay, you get 60. 16:38.791 --> 16:40.000 Seventy, then! 16:40.625 --> 16:42.083 Oh, what the hell? 16:42.166 --> 16:43.500 Eighty percent? 16:44.958 --> 16:46.833 All right, 90? 16:51.000 --> 16:53.291 Shall we start our next strategy session? 16:54.083 --> 16:56.416 I like to… please. 17:00.375 --> 17:02.500 Get off! 17:11.916 --> 17:12.750 TOO PRETTY! 17:12.833 --> 17:13.916 SHE'S EYE CANDY 17:14.000 --> 17:15.166 YUM YUM! 17:18.458 --> 17:19.916 IT'S HAMAKEN'S GIRL LOL 17:20.000 --> 17:21.750 GOOD TIME FOR 10,000 YEN? 17:21.833 --> 17:23.541 SUCH A PICK-ME GIRL 17:23.625 --> 17:25.750 FOLLOWERS: 21,000 17:32.500 --> 17:34.625 VIRAL HIT SUBSCRIBERS: 102,000 17:48.000 --> 17:49.833 / 18:12.541 --> 18:15.291 Here's your change of clothes here. I'll leave them here. 18:16.166 --> 18:17.916 Something good happened today? 18:18.416 --> 18:19.750 Why do you ask? 18:20.333 --> 18:22.666 You seem to be a happy fellow. 18:22.750 --> 18:24.625 No. Nothing in particular. 18:25.708 --> 18:30.125 I forgot. Is there anything at all that you would like? 18:30.750 --> 18:32.791 Oh! Goodness. What do you mean? 18:33.291 --> 18:34.375 Mm. 18:35.000 --> 18:36.625 There's nothing I want. 18:37.875 --> 18:40.625 Spend your money only on something for yourself. 18:41.625 --> 18:43.666 It's your hard-earned money. 18:47.125 --> 18:49.375 Here. I bought you this new top. 18:49.458 --> 18:51.583 Oh, is this for me? 18:51.666 --> 18:54.000 -How pretty. -You think so? 18:54.083 --> 18:55.958 -Oh. Thank you. -Perfect. 18:57.125 --> 18:58.500 I love it. 18:58.583 --> 19:00.083 -Looks great on you. -Really? 19:00.166 --> 19:01.416 -Yes! -Thank you. 19:06.166 --> 19:07.875 Mm. 19:10.041 --> 19:10.875 CASHMERE 19:10.958 --> 19:12.208 Ah! It costs a fortune! 19:12.291 --> 19:14.708 Why's it so expensive? 19:19.625 --> 19:21.000 That's ridiculous. 19:28.041 --> 19:32.000 Okay, get your act together. How am I gonna do this? 19:32.500 --> 19:33.916 Shimura! 19:36.500 --> 19:39.041 Here comes True Beauty. 19:41.708 --> 19:43.625 Oh. Hi there. 19:43.708 --> 19:46.500 Sorry for the late notice. Have you been waiting long? 19:46.583 --> 19:47.708 Not at all. 19:48.333 --> 19:49.958 What's wrong? Are you feeling sick? 19:50.041 --> 19:51.250 No. No, I… 19:51.750 --> 19:53.250 On the contrary, I feel great. 19:54.500 --> 19:55.833 That's good. Okay. 19:55.916 --> 19:56.750 Mm. 19:57.541 --> 19:58.875 Am I dreaming? 19:59.375 --> 20:00.958 It's just the two of us. 20:05.958 --> 20:07.750 Please let me know when you're ready to order. 20:07.833 --> 20:09.166 Thank you very much. 20:11.458 --> 20:13.625 I've been wanting to come here. It's nice. 20:13.708 --> 20:14.708 Yes, it is. 20:15.208 --> 20:17.083 I like the café scene a lot too. 20:17.166 --> 20:18.500 Oh, you do? 20:19.000 --> 20:20.583 Oh, I'm so glad. 20:21.375 --> 20:23.625 Thank you for… the other day. 20:24.125 --> 20:28.000 This is my first part-time job, so I was a bit lost. 20:28.083 --> 20:30.833 And I was very happy when you intervened. 20:31.333 --> 20:32.416 So, I thank you. 20:32.500 --> 20:33.333 Oh. 20:33.416 --> 20:35.166 You really don't have to. 20:36.208 --> 20:39.875 They got carried away. Next time, I'll… tell them off. 20:41.125 --> 20:42.791 -Oh, shall we order? -Mm. 20:43.916 --> 20:45.375 Let's see. Mm. 20:46.083 --> 20:49.750 What the hell? 800 yen for a cup of coffee? 20:50.416 --> 20:52.208 I think I'll have the strawberry parfait. 20:52.291 --> 20:55.500 1,800 yen? It's just strawberries and ice cream! 20:55.583 --> 20:59.125 Why does it cost so much? That's my food budget for a whole week. 20:59.708 --> 21:01.375 Uh, excuse me. Can we order? 21:01.458 --> 21:03.041 -Oh, sure. -Thanks. 21:03.125 --> 21:05.791 -Uh, I'll have coffee. -One coffee. 21:05.875 --> 21:08.125 One coffee costs what I eat in three days. 21:08.208 --> 21:11.333 -One strawberry parfait. -Okay. This is a good spot here. 21:11.833 --> 21:13.750 We're invading his privacy. 21:13.833 --> 21:17.375 Nonsense. If we just stream fights, viewers will get bored. 21:18.375 --> 21:20.958 Viral Hit, starting live stream now. 21:22.791 --> 21:24.166 SHIMURA'S ON A DATE LOL 21:24.250 --> 21:25.791 YOU GOT THIS, WALLFLOWER! 21:40.291 --> 21:41.958 Digging in. 21:44.875 --> 21:49.416 Uh, so, what made you want to work at that burger joint? 21:49.500 --> 21:50.958 Huh? What do you mean? 21:51.041 --> 21:54.750 I, uh, mean that, you look like your family's well-to-do. 21:54.833 --> 21:58.583 Uh, no. Not at all. Really. We're just… normal. 21:58.666 --> 22:00.208 Ah, I see. 22:01.166 --> 22:04.041 Oh no. This is an awkward silence. 22:05.208 --> 22:08.166 -Why is a hottie like her-- -She could be scamming him. 22:08.250 --> 22:09.541 Gotta be. 22:10.708 --> 22:12.541 Must be, surely. 22:12.625 --> 22:15.208 Doesn't this feel like we're on a double date? 22:15.958 --> 22:18.166 -Want a bite of this? -I don't like chicken. 22:18.250 --> 22:19.708 Oh, it's so tasty. 22:19.791 --> 22:22.166 And I don't like watching people eat it either. 22:25.166 --> 22:27.708 He's dressed like… such a loser. 22:27.791 --> 22:30.833 Keep it down. She can hear what you're saying. 22:31.375 --> 22:34.333 Been listening to these guys talking about us the whole time. 22:34.416 --> 22:36.041 I can hardly blame them. 22:36.833 --> 22:38.750 "Why would someone like her..." 22:41.500 --> 22:42.541 What's wrong? 22:43.791 --> 22:44.666 Whoa! 22:44.750 --> 22:46.500 -Are you okay? -What's wrong with her? 22:46.583 --> 22:48.083 She must really hate chicken. 22:48.166 --> 22:49.625 Ah, jeez 22:52.333 --> 22:53.833 Aki, I'm sorry! 22:53.916 --> 22:56.541 I… didn't realize you hated chicken that much. 22:56.625 --> 22:57.833 This 22:58.375 --> 22:59.833 is in bad taste. 23:15.625 --> 23:18.000 I'm sorry… about today. 23:18.625 --> 23:20.416 I shouldn't have dragged you here. 23:20.916 --> 23:21.750 Huh? 23:22.333 --> 23:23.791 Let me get this. 23:26.791 --> 23:28.458 You've got it all wrong. 23:28.541 --> 23:30.750 I thought that 23:31.250 --> 23:35.541 you were embarrassed to be seen out with me. 23:37.458 --> 23:40.416 Besides, I… um, well, 23:40.500 --> 23:43.958 I've never hung out one-on-one with a girl. 23:44.458 --> 23:48.416 And I've never actually… been to a fancy café. 23:52.208 --> 23:54.875 I, uh, don't really know what to talk about 23:54.958 --> 23:58.041 or… or what to say to a girl. 23:58.541 --> 23:59.708 And I… 24:01.791 --> 24:03.041 I'm sorry. 24:05.958 --> 24:07.083 Wanna go outside? 24:08.458 --> 24:09.333 Huh? 24:10.500 --> 24:13.375 It's a nice day. Let's talk outside. 24:16.625 --> 24:17.708 Mm. 24:20.791 --> 24:23.750 Oh, really? Yeah, sure. 24:24.583 --> 24:26.125 -Uh, sorry. -Mm. 24:26.208 --> 24:27.541 That was a friend. 24:28.916 --> 24:31.708 -Ah. -Actually, he's at the same school as you. 24:31.791 --> 24:32.958 Oh. Who is it? 24:33.041 --> 24:34.625 Ogi Tatsuya. Know him? 24:35.708 --> 24:37.000 Ogi… yeah. 24:37.916 --> 24:38.750 Him? 24:41.250 --> 24:43.791 Yes. Of course, I know him. 24:43.875 --> 24:46.750 We're… we're like… besties. 24:46.833 --> 24:48.208 -Ah! Really? -Yeah. 24:48.291 --> 24:50.375 He says he's just around the corner. 24:50.458 --> 24:51.916 Oh. Is that right? 24:52.000 --> 24:54.375 He wants to say hi. 24:54.458 --> 24:57.500 Uh, no, today is a bit… yeah. Oh yeah. 24:57.583 --> 24:58.791 -I, uh-- -Asamiya! 24:58.875 --> 24:59.750 Ogi! 25:00.250 --> 25:02.541 -So you really were close by. -Yep. 25:03.208 --> 25:05.125 Ah! You know Shimura. 25:05.208 --> 25:07.208 He said you two were friends. 25:07.291 --> 25:08.416 Friends? 25:09.458 --> 25:10.791 Me and him? 25:17.666 --> 25:18.791 Well, sure we are. 25:19.666 --> 25:21.291 -We're at the same school. -Huh? 25:22.250 --> 25:24.583 You just started live streaming, didn't you? 25:24.666 --> 25:27.958 -Oh. Did you? -Ah. Just a little, yeah. 25:28.041 --> 25:31.000 -Ah. -I like your channel, Viral Hit. 25:31.666 --> 25:33.083 Oh, thank you. 25:33.583 --> 25:37.583 -You know, you're… stronger than you look. -Huh? 25:37.666 --> 25:40.250 You took the hit before your opponent could swing. 25:40.333 --> 25:42.041 That way, it's less damage done to you. 25:43.875 --> 25:46.791 -Mm. -I'm guessing it hurts less that way. 25:47.708 --> 25:48.791 Ogi. 25:49.916 --> 25:52.666 He might know something about that chicken guy. 25:56.000 --> 25:59.541 Hey, wanna go for a walk? It's nice over there. 25:59.625 --> 26:00.500 Sure. 26:08.541 --> 26:11.916 There's a rival here now! This is interesting! 26:12.000 --> 26:14.750 Stay tuned. You don't wanna miss this! 26:14.833 --> 26:16.958 Asamiya, wait up! 26:17.500 --> 26:18.500 Oh. 26:19.000 --> 26:20.125 Remember this? 26:20.208 --> 26:22.166 Yeah. Course I do. 26:22.875 --> 26:25.833 -We took the ferry. -Yeah, we did. I'd love to do that again. 26:25.916 --> 26:27.791 -Do you think we could? -Yeah, sure we can. 26:27.875 --> 26:29.333 Yeah. 26:36.208 --> 26:37.625 Is your gym close by? 26:37.708 --> 26:39.083 Yeah. It's really close. 26:39.166 --> 26:41.000 Ah. I didn't know. 26:41.083 --> 26:42.416 -Question. -I mean… 26:42.500 --> 26:46.166 Choose the couple that looks the best together from the options below. 26:46.250 --> 26:49.625 A question so easy, even grade school kids can solve. 26:50.125 --> 26:51.875 I know the answer myself. 26:52.625 --> 26:53.833 The answer is simple. 26:53.916 --> 26:55.166 Yeah, I'd be interested. 26:55.250 --> 26:56.291 The third wheel… 26:56.375 --> 26:57.250 Really? 26:57.333 --> 26:58.916 -…is me. -No, you're not. 26:59.000 --> 27:00.458 I am. I mean it. 27:01.333 --> 27:02.208 Uh, sorry. 27:04.666 --> 27:06.708 I'm sorry about this. 27:08.291 --> 27:11.166 My ingrown toenail hurts. I have to leave. 27:11.250 --> 27:12.208 Ingrown toenail? 27:12.291 --> 27:14.791 Uh, yes, my toenail. 27:15.583 --> 27:16.625 See ya. 27:17.250 --> 27:19.250 Uh, hey, Shimura, wait. 27:19.333 --> 27:22.708 If I stay here any longer, I might die from self-loathing. 27:25.208 --> 27:26.583 You think he's okay? 27:26.666 --> 27:28.250 He'll be fine. 27:35.083 --> 27:37.166 Uh! What's with you? Hey? 27:37.250 --> 27:38.541 Oh! You knew? 27:38.625 --> 27:39.666 You're so obvious! 27:39.750 --> 27:41.041 Oh, when did you catch on? 27:41.125 --> 27:42.458 Since you were at the café. 27:42.541 --> 27:44.416 Ah, seriously? 27:45.291 --> 27:46.791 I just have to ask… 27:48.083 --> 27:49.250 That you're not streaming now? 27:49.333 --> 27:53.166 Of course not. Privacy's important, isn't it? 27:55.833 --> 27:56.916 Hey! Give it back! 27:57.000 --> 27:57.958 BUSTED LOL HILARIOUS 27:58.041 --> 27:59.125 Give it to me! 28:00.000 --> 28:01.791 Why the hell would you stream it?! 28:01.875 --> 28:04.208 I thought it was a good way to shake things up. 28:04.291 --> 28:07.541 -This is the worst! -Yeah, I agree. 28:07.625 --> 28:09.125 Yeah. You are the worst. All right? 28:09.208 --> 28:11.416 Ingrown toenail? That was so lame! 28:11.500 --> 28:13.125 It was all that I could think of. 28:13.208 --> 28:16.500 Not that! I'm saying you ran away like a scared little chicken! 28:16.583 --> 28:19.750 What else was I supposed to do? 28:22.625 --> 28:25.791 Love, it's like a game we play. 28:26.291 --> 28:27.125 Huh? 28:27.208 --> 28:30.416 And a lovely woman is the prize you get for playing. 28:31.166 --> 28:34.875 If a tough contender comes along, are you just gonna throw in the towel? 28:35.708 --> 28:38.541 It's okay with me. If I don't fight, I don't lose. 28:39.708 --> 28:41.833 You coward! You're a loser! 28:41.916 --> 28:44.291 Listen closely! 28:44.375 --> 28:48.166 A world-famous basketballer once said these words, 28:48.250 --> 28:51.166 "When you give up, that's when the game ends." You get it? 28:52.875 --> 28:56.458 Are you seriously giving up here? 28:56.541 --> 28:59.375 Who was it that got back up when Hamaken knocked you down? 28:59.458 --> 29:02.416 Who stood up to that other thug 'cause her contact was on your phone? 29:02.500 --> 29:06.000 The buzzer hasn't sounded yet! The match isn't over! 29:06.083 --> 29:08.333 Go! You've gotta get her back! 29:10.583 --> 29:11.625 Kaneko. 29:13.166 --> 29:14.250 You've… 29:16.916 --> 29:18.208 Ah! 29:18.291 --> 29:21.500 Thank you! Thank you! You've helped me come to my senses! 29:21.583 --> 29:23.875 Stop it! We're friends, aren't we? 29:26.875 --> 29:28.166 I'll do it! 29:30.083 --> 29:32.416 That's right. I'm proud of myself. 29:32.500 --> 29:35.166 A true streamer! 29:35.250 --> 29:36.333 Okay, here we go. 29:36.416 --> 29:38.583 "Confessing to a girl who's out of my league 29:38.666 --> 29:40.791 and then ready to get rejected." Whoo! 29:47.750 --> 29:49.291 Asamiya! 29:50.666 --> 29:51.541 Oh! 29:55.583 --> 29:58.375 There's still something I, I wanted to talk to you about. 29:58.458 --> 29:59.958 -Uh, talk? -Yeah, yeah. 30:01.250 --> 30:04.333 -Where's Ogi? -He has practice. He went to his gym. 30:04.416 --> 30:06.000 Oh. I see. 30:07.500 --> 30:09.291 How's your toenail? 30:09.375 --> 30:11.750 Oh, yeah, it's fine. All good now. 30:11.833 --> 30:14.416 I see. So, what did you want to say? 30:14.500 --> 30:17.791 Oh, yes, well, I… I, um… 30:18.583 --> 30:20.958 I wanted to ask, what is your ideal type? 30:21.541 --> 30:23.583 That's a bit out of the blue. 30:23.666 --> 30:27.166 Sorry, I, I wanted to ask you that. 30:27.791 --> 30:30.541 Mm… someone strong, I think. 30:31.125 --> 30:33.875 -Someone strong? -What about you? What type do you like? 30:33.958 --> 30:35.375 Huh? Oh, me? 30:35.458 --> 30:38.250 Uh, I like, um… I like… 30:38.833 --> 30:41.125 Someone like you, Asamiya. 30:41.625 --> 30:44.416 No. There's no way I could actually say that. 30:47.291 --> 30:49.750 I just knew you were filming me. 30:49.833 --> 30:51.416 Knock it off, will ya? 30:51.916 --> 30:54.291 Kanegon, what happened to your face? 30:54.958 --> 30:56.000 Run… 30:57.791 --> 30:58.791 Huh. 30:59.250 --> 31:01.541 Thanks very much, Kanegon. 31:01.625 --> 31:04.958 Luckily, your broadcast saved me the trouble of finding you. 31:05.666 --> 31:06.791 Sure did. 31:07.416 --> 31:10.166 Didn't I tell you that I'd make you pay? 31:10.250 --> 31:11.708 What do you think you're doing? 31:11.791 --> 31:13.708 -I'm calling the police-- -Asamiya. 31:14.208 --> 31:15.541 You… go on ahead. 31:15.625 --> 31:16.541 Say what? 31:17.458 --> 31:18.291 Go? 31:19.333 --> 31:22.000 You're not going anywhere. 31:22.083 --> 31:24.041 Let go of me! 31:24.125 --> 31:25.333 You! Get here! 31:25.416 --> 31:26.333 Asamiya! 31:26.416 --> 31:28.166 -Let me go! -Huh? 31:28.250 --> 31:32.125 You acted like you weren't interested in men when I tried to get your number. 31:32.208 --> 31:34.208 Huh? You bitch. 31:34.291 --> 31:35.708 Stop this! 31:35.791 --> 31:37.291 I must stay calm. 31:37.375 --> 31:39.583 I can't lose my cool before he does. 31:39.666 --> 31:42.500 It's easy to defeat someone who's lost his cool. 31:42.833 --> 31:46.125 -Stop it! Leave me alone! -I have to restrain myself. 31:46.208 --> 31:47.916 -I said stop! -Hamaken! 31:51.125 --> 31:53.458 You only fight girls, do you? 31:53.541 --> 31:55.666 That's right. Get him worked up. 31:56.708 --> 31:58.291 Okay. 31:58.375 --> 31:59.333 Shimura… 32:00.708 --> 32:02.083 Bastard. 32:03.000 --> 32:04.708 You bastard! You're toast! 32:04.791 --> 32:06.875 I can do it. I'll use that move. 32:15.666 --> 32:16.583 What? 32:16.666 --> 32:17.541 Dumbass. 32:17.625 --> 32:19.958 You think I didn't watch your video, did you? 32:20.041 --> 32:22.083 You upload everything online. 32:22.166 --> 32:24.416 Ouch. This hurts really bad. 32:24.500 --> 32:25.541 Shimura! 32:27.250 --> 32:30.666 What should I do? What should I do now? 32:32.000 --> 32:35.750 My mind, it's gone blank. 32:43.041 --> 32:45.000 My house sits in the shadows, 32:46.750 --> 32:49.583 way below the towering skyscrapers. 32:49.666 --> 32:53.708 The Argentine Backbreaker! 32:55.583 --> 32:57.708 Perhaps that's the reason… 32:58.625 --> 33:03.375 the reason why… I've spent my life in the shadows. 33:04.875 --> 33:08.625 But then, this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity came to me. 33:11.000 --> 33:15.000 I thought I could finally be an ordinary high school student like everybody else. 33:17.250 --> 33:19.541 But I was a fool to dream that could happen. 33:22.916 --> 33:26.458 And so now… I'm paying the price. 33:28.583 --> 33:29.833 And here I am, 33:31.500 --> 33:33.375 back to being a loser again. 33:33.875 --> 33:35.666 Shimura! 33:40.666 --> 33:42.708 -I'm home. -You're home early. 33:42.791 --> 33:44.458 Not out with your friends today? 33:45.416 --> 33:46.708 He's got bad taste. 33:46.791 --> 33:47.750 Huh? 33:52.750 --> 33:53.875 THE STREAM HAS ENDED 33:53.958 --> 33:55.583 Did he finally stop streaming? 33:57.791 --> 34:02.250 WATCH WHAT HAPPENS NEXT ON HAMAKEN TV 34:08.166 --> 34:11.000 Shimura! Shimura! Please! No more! 34:11.083 --> 34:13.000 I always thought 34:13.083 --> 34:16.166 that it was better to get hit than to fight back. 34:17.458 --> 34:18.500 Hey! 34:19.208 --> 34:20.666 I'm not finished with you. 34:23.000 --> 34:24.666 Please, let her go. 34:24.750 --> 34:25.583 What? 34:28.166 --> 34:29.916 Please let her go. 34:33.625 --> 34:37.583 Let Asamiya go home. Please. Please let her go. 34:37.666 --> 34:39.333 Let me go. Shimura! 34:39.416 --> 34:43.875 I don't want her to see my pathetic self any longer. 34:44.458 --> 34:47.791 What are you trying to show off for? Huh? 34:47.875 --> 34:49.791 You're nothing but a loser, Shimura! 34:50.375 --> 34:51.500 Shimura! 34:51.583 --> 34:55.875 Asamiya was the one person who I didn't want to see 34:55.958 --> 34:58.708 just how weak and pathetic I really am. 35:13.500 --> 35:15.500 Please forgive me. 35:17.041 --> 35:18.583 Shimura. 35:20.875 --> 35:21.708 That won't do. 35:22.708 --> 35:24.833 Strip and apologize 35:25.916 --> 35:27.583 to the viewers there. 35:31.500 --> 35:34.083 Have you got any idea how many viewers are tuned in 35:34.166 --> 35:36.208 and looking at this now? Huh?! 35:37.250 --> 35:40.041 Shimura, I'm sorry. 35:40.125 --> 35:43.333 I said that I didn't want to do this. 35:46.541 --> 35:47.791 NO NEED TO APOLOGIZE 35:47.875 --> 35:48.916 SHIMURA! 35:49.000 --> 35:50.041 PLEASE STOP 35:51.291 --> 35:53.000 You're doing great camera work. 35:53.083 --> 35:54.458 He's such a loser. 35:58.125 --> 36:01.375 You're very good at it. At the camera work. I'll give you that. 36:05.666 --> 36:07.875 Now, hurry up and strip. 36:08.458 --> 36:09.875 If you do, I'll let her go. 36:09.958 --> 36:10.833 Strip! 36:17.666 --> 36:18.750 Hey! 36:21.291 --> 36:22.333 Enough is enough! 36:24.333 --> 36:28.083 The girl I'm in love with… showed more courage than I did. 36:28.166 --> 36:30.541 -Hey! Don't touch him! Shut up, bitch! -Let go! Let go! 36:30.625 --> 36:33.791 And all my life, I've never felt so pathetic. 36:33.875 --> 36:35.208 Hamaken! 36:35.291 --> 36:36.208 Huh? 36:45.500 --> 36:47.458 I've failed as a man. 36:48.291 --> 36:50.333 I've stripped. Are you happy? 36:51.000 --> 36:52.958 -Oh! -Now let her go. 36:54.875 --> 36:56.916 He did it! Stripped it all off! 36:59.708 --> 37:01.250 Get this on camera! 37:01.333 --> 37:03.500 Keep rolling, man! 37:04.375 --> 37:06.208 This will have to be it. 37:06.291 --> 37:08.958 I don't have the spine to win in a fight. 37:10.041 --> 37:13.208 So this is the only way I can protect Asamiya. 37:16.208 --> 37:17.166 But I'll 37:18.208 --> 37:20.291 at least get in one hit. 37:21.416 --> 37:22.500 This is my… 37:23.083 --> 37:24.500 -Huh? -What? 37:24.583 --> 37:25.625 Shimura? 37:25.708 --> 37:28.000 Hey. Stop that. 37:28.083 --> 37:29.416 -Hey! -Stop that. 37:29.500 --> 37:31.125 -My last stand. -What are you doing? 37:31.208 --> 37:33.333 Hey! You're gonna get us banned. 37:34.916 --> 37:35.958 Hey! 37:38.125 --> 37:39.625 Hey! Stop! 37:39.708 --> 37:42.000 Goodbye, Asamiya. 37:55.916 --> 38:02.250 VIRAL HIT samiya.