WEBVTT 00:02:38.514 --> 00:02:40.766 align:center Hey, you look nice. 00:02:40.891 --> 00:02:42.434 align:center Thanks, so do you. 00:02:42.893 --> 00:02:44.561 align:center I'm excited for tomorrow night. 00:02:44.687 --> 00:02:46.063 align:center We're finally going to meet. 00:02:46.188 --> 00:02:49.775 align:center Yeah, I know. Well, I'm all packed up. 00:02:50.442 --> 00:02:52.861 align:center Gonna leave in the mornin', fly down there 00:02:52.986 --> 00:02:55.406 align:center and meet you in that cool-looking little absinthe bar 00:02:55.531 --> 00:02:56.699 align:center that you suggested. 00:03:13.966 --> 00:03:14.967 align:center There you go, sweetheart. 00:03:15.759 --> 00:03:16.593 align:center Thank you, ma'am. 00:03:19.471 --> 00:03:21.056 align:center Are you okay, lonely stranger? 00:03:22.224 --> 00:03:23.142 align:center You look a little down. 00:03:25.644 --> 00:03:27.271 align:center Tell you ladies, the truth... 00:03:28.439 --> 00:03:31.316 align:center I was supposed to meet a girl named Elizabeth in here, 00:03:31.442 --> 00:03:34.403 align:center but looks like she stood me up. 00:03:34.862 --> 00:03:36.780 align:center In my opinion, if she's gonna be that flaky, 00:03:36.905 --> 00:03:38.782 align:center you're better off finding out before you even meet her. 00:03:39.616 --> 00:03:41.201 align:center To Elizabeth. 00:03:49.960 --> 00:03:50.878 align:center What are you drinkin'? 00:03:51.837 --> 00:03:52.963 align:center It's absinthe. 00:03:53.881 --> 00:03:55.591 align:center I just like to mix it with other stuff. 00:03:56.717 --> 00:03:57.843 align:center Keeps things interesting. 00:04:09.021 --> 00:04:09.897 align:center This one's on me. 00:04:13.817 --> 00:04:15.652 align:center Since you're here, you might as well drink absinthe 00:04:15.778 --> 00:04:17.321 align:center until you see the Green Fairy. 00:04:17.863 --> 00:04:19.072 align:center What Green Fairy? 00:04:22.910 --> 00:04:25.662 align:center In the past, absinthe was outlawed 00:04:25.788 --> 00:04:28.624 align:center and blamed for the immoral behavior of society. 00:04:29.541 --> 00:04:32.795 align:center It's said that vivid hallucinations of a Green Fairy 00:04:32.920 --> 00:04:34.713 align:center would appear to the man drinking it, 00:04:36.298 --> 00:04:42.554 align:center and she would seduce him into ungodly mischief. 00:04:46.099 --> 00:04:48.477 align:center To ungodly mischief, 00:04:48.602 --> 00:04:50.646 align:center and here's to Green Fairies. 00:04:54.107 --> 00:04:55.734 align:center To fairies. 00:04:55.859 --> 00:04:59.613 align:center Woohoo! To fairies! 00:05:23.095 --> 00:05:24.179 align:center You're not real. 00:05:24.930 --> 00:05:26.807 align:center Can you see me? 00:05:27.349 --> 00:05:28.225 align:center Yeah. 00:05:29.768 --> 00:05:31.728 align:center But I drank too much absinthe. 00:05:32.437 --> 00:05:34.273 align:center And now I'm hallucinating. 00:05:34.898 --> 00:05:36.567 align:center A Green Fairy. 00:05:39.444 --> 00:05:41.071 align:center The fairy just looks like you 00:05:41.196 --> 00:05:44.116 align:center 'cause I've been thinking about you all fucking night. 00:05:46.034 --> 00:05:50.247 align:center How I flew all the way across the country just to meet you, 00:05:50.873 --> 00:05:52.374 align:center and you stood me up. 00:05:52.499 --> 00:05:54.251 align:center - No. - Yeah. 00:05:54.376 --> 00:05:56.253 align:center No, I didn't stand you up. 00:05:56.378 --> 00:05:57.212 align:center Ya did. 00:05:57.588 --> 00:05:59.339 align:center I said I would meet you here, 00:05:59.464 --> 00:06:03.260 align:center and here I am, here I am, here I am. 00:06:05.846 --> 00:06:08.640 align:center This is a fucking weird hallucination. 00:06:09.766 --> 00:06:13.186 align:center I think this night's gonna get good, baby doll. 00:06:14.021 --> 00:06:18.066 align:center You're inside my brain. You're not real. 00:06:21.987 --> 00:06:25.699 align:center Well, if you want me to prove you're not crazy, 00:06:26.742 --> 00:06:27.784 align:center come outside the bar 00:06:27.910 --> 00:06:29.870 align:center and meet me across the street in the alley. 00:06:30.913 --> 00:06:34.958 align:center And you can do whatever you want to me, just like I promised. 00:06:35.083 --> 00:06:36.335 align:center At this point... 00:06:40.047 --> 00:06:42.549 align:center it seems like I should get back to my hotel. 00:06:43.467 --> 00:06:48.513 align:center Perfectly genius. 00:07:10.535 --> 00:07:15.165 align:center Well, I guess this Green Fairy myth is real. 00:07:16.625 --> 00:07:17.960 align:center Most myths are real. 00:07:18.961 --> 00:07:21.254 align:center Otherwise, why would people keep talking about them? 00:07:22.381 --> 00:07:26.093 align:center No, ladies, myths are allegories. 00:07:26.468 --> 00:07:27.594 align:center They're not physical. 00:07:27.928 --> 00:07:28.929 align:center This should cover it. 00:07:31.974 --> 00:07:35.811 align:center I should, uh, go home while I still can. 00:07:38.146 --> 00:07:39.189 align:center Night, ladies. 00:07:50.325 --> 00:07:54.079 align:center This allegory isn't real... isn't real... isn't real. 00:07:56.915 --> 00:07:58.000 align:center Jesus. 00:08:24.276 --> 00:08:26.278 align:center Eric. Eric. 00:08:27.320 --> 00:08:29.364 align:center What the fuck. 00:08:35.495 --> 00:08:37.205 align:center - Eric? - Yeah. 00:08:42.544 --> 00:08:44.254 align:center What the fuck?! 00:08:54.556 --> 00:08:57.059 align:center See? I told you I'd be here. 00:08:57.184 --> 00:08:58.351 align:center No, no, no. 00:09:00.103 --> 00:09:01.688 align:center No, no, no, no. 00:09:42.854 --> 00:09:46.108 align:center There ain't no grave 00:09:46.233 --> 00:09:49.486 align:center Can hold my body down 00:09:49.611 --> 00:09:52.906 align:center There ain't no grave 00:09:53.073 --> 00:09:55.951 align:center Can hold my body down 00:09:56.076 --> 00:10:02.916 align:center Ooh-ooh, ooh 00:10:09.923 --> 00:10:13.176 align:center When I hear That trumpet sound 00:10:13.635 --> 00:10:16.596 align:center Gonna rise right out Of the ground 00:10:16.972 --> 00:10:20.016 align:center I see a band of angels 00:10:20.517 --> 00:10:23.061 align:center They're coming after me 00:10:30.902 --> 00:10:34.156 align:center There ain't no grave 00:10:34.281 --> 00:10:37.576 align:center Can hold my body down 00:10:37.701 --> 00:10:40.912 align:center There ain't no grave 00:10:41.037 --> 00:10:45.041 align:center Can hold my body down 00:10:48.086 --> 00:10:54.259 align:center The light falls Through the air 00:10:54.885 --> 00:11:01.474 align:center Love falls through the air 00:11:01.600 --> 00:11:04.477 align:center The light falls 00:11:04.603 --> 00:11:07.606 align:center Through the air 00:11:08.565 --> 00:11:11.401 align:center Light falls 00:11:11.526 --> 00:11:14.487 align:center Through the air 00:11:15.614 --> 00:11:21.786 align:center Light falls through the air 00:11:22.287 --> 00:11:25.165 align:center I see a band of angels 00:11:25.749 --> 00:11:28.251 align:center They're coming after me 00:11:29.336 --> 00:11:32.505 align:center Well, look down Yonder Gabriel 00:11:32.756 --> 00:11:35.091 align:center And put your feet in the sea 00:11:59.699 --> 00:12:00.992 align:center I wanna see you. 00:12:38.655 --> 00:12:40.031 align:center I'm a soldier. 00:12:41.283 --> 00:12:42.993 align:center I'm a former killer, 00:12:43.952 --> 00:12:45.745 align:center a former mercenary. 00:12:47.455 --> 00:12:50.125 align:center Everyone I knew was left in the blood 00:12:50.250 --> 00:12:53.420 align:center in the five recent and forgotten wars. 00:12:55.422 --> 00:12:59.342 align:center I left the best parts of myself in the ashes. 00:13:00.885 --> 00:13:03.388 align:center I'd been recruited by an organization 00:13:03.513 --> 00:13:05.640 align:center that fit my skillset. 00:13:07.600 --> 00:13:12.689 align:center Now I only hunt the damned, where I forget the faces 00:13:12.814 --> 00:13:15.275 align:center of the countless lives I've taken. 00:13:24.659 --> 00:13:25.535 align:center Good God. 00:13:26.286 --> 00:13:28.747 align:center How does Joan drink this absinthe and blood mix? 00:13:29.331 --> 00:13:30.165 align:center Ugh! 00:13:30.290 --> 00:13:32.334 align:center Why are you even trying to drink it? 00:13:32.876 --> 00:13:35.128 align:center You know she gets drunk like a human. 00:13:35.503 --> 00:13:36.713 align:center You like to bathe in blood, 00:13:36.838 --> 00:13:38.548 align:center and Joan is down in the catacombs, 00:13:38.673 --> 00:13:41.301 align:center buried in earth, drunk, sleeping with the spiders 00:13:41.426 --> 00:13:43.094 align:center and the snails and the slugs. 00:13:44.095 --> 00:13:45.680 align:center I don't do any of that shit. 00:13:46.306 --> 00:13:47.724 align:center I drink clean blood, 00:13:47.849 --> 00:13:50.101 align:center and I sleep in a clean velvet coffin. 00:13:50.435 --> 00:13:52.604 align:center We've been here a 100 years. 00:13:53.271 --> 00:13:54.230 align:center So nice. 00:13:59.361 --> 00:14:01.154 align:center Are you tracking my location? 00:14:01.279 --> 00:14:02.739 align:center Yes. You're close to the target. 00:14:03.114 --> 00:14:04.866 align:center Think of puppy dogs and ice cream, 00:14:04.991 --> 00:14:08.036 align:center whatever makes you happy, childhood memories. 00:14:08.578 --> 00:14:10.538 align:center We don't want them getting inside your mind. 00:14:11.039 --> 00:14:11.873 align:center Got it. 00:14:12.207 --> 00:14:13.792 align:center No more talking till you get back. 00:14:14.626 --> 00:14:16.419 align:center Okay, bye for now. 00:14:16.628 --> 00:14:17.545 align:center Bye. 00:14:40.235 --> 00:14:42.362 align:center It's time we stop in-person hunting. 00:14:43.196 --> 00:14:45.990 align:center The remote online hunting has been going so well. 00:14:46.574 --> 00:14:48.118 align:center We can give the locals a break. 00:14:50.495 --> 00:14:53.456 align:center Won't only hunting online and dating apps 00:14:53.581 --> 00:14:55.041 align:center be even more trackable? 00:14:55.250 --> 00:14:57.961 align:center Everything is being tracked in this day and age. 00:14:58.753 --> 00:15:01.673 align:center But AI doesn't appear to be able to calculate our existence 00:15:01.798 --> 00:15:03.591 align:center as a realistic possibility. 00:15:04.050 --> 00:15:06.010 align:center The odds of us actually being here 00:15:06.136 --> 00:15:07.512 align:center go against the algorithms. 00:15:13.977 --> 00:15:15.645 align:center Chuck, what are you waiting for? 00:15:15.770 --> 00:15:17.105 align:center Make me feel good! 00:15:17.230 --> 00:15:19.858 align:center You're just sitting there like you're waiting for a train. 00:15:19.983 --> 00:15:22.318 align:center Train? No, I never travel by trains. 00:15:22.444 --> 00:15:23.736 align:center They're dangerous. They derail-- 00:15:23.862 --> 00:15:25.071 align:center Get on with it! 00:15:31.494 --> 00:15:34.414 align:center Temptation is like the devil. 00:15:35.373 --> 00:15:36.416 align:center I like it. 00:15:37.208 --> 00:15:38.168 align:center It's okay. 00:15:39.210 --> 00:15:40.211 align:center Do it to me. 00:15:40.670 --> 00:15:41.629 align:center Hmm. 00:15:54.851 --> 00:15:55.727 align:center Bye-bye. 00:15:58.104 --> 00:15:59.772 align:center Don't forget about me. 00:16:00.315 --> 00:16:03.067 align:center For you, Elizabeth. For you. 00:16:09.616 --> 00:16:10.700 align:center I need a cup of that. 00:16:17.123 --> 00:16:18.166 align:center Jesus. 00:16:37.393 --> 00:16:40.146 align:center Happy thoughts, happy thoughts. 00:16:41.022 --> 00:16:44.526 align:center God, what was love like before the war? 00:16:47.153 --> 00:16:48.154 align:center Not helping. 00:16:48.905 --> 00:16:50.198 align:center I wanna kiss you. 00:17:06.506 --> 00:17:10.927 align:center Elizabeth Bathory, she was a countess 00:17:11.052 --> 00:17:13.680 align:center that didn't need to fight at all. 00:17:13.805 --> 00:17:16.558 align:center She never went into battle. 00:17:17.350 --> 00:17:20.728 align:center She was just draining hundreds of young maidens of their blood 00:17:20.853 --> 00:17:21.938 align:center in her castle. 00:17:22.188 --> 00:17:24.941 align:center Now, other historical figures have been held up 00:17:25.066 --> 00:17:27.944 align:center as the inspiration for fictional vampires and witches, 00:17:28.069 --> 00:17:29.946 align:center and what have you, but not Elizabeth. 00:17:30.071 --> 00:17:32.699 align:center She is thought to have the highest death count 00:17:32.949 --> 00:17:34.784 align:center of any serial killer in history. 00:17:34.909 --> 00:17:38.288 align:center And that defines her as a serial killer because...? 00:17:38.538 --> 00:17:41.082 align:center Well, she wasn't going into battle defending her lands 00:17:41.207 --> 00:17:43.042 align:center or even going after other royalty. 00:17:43.167 --> 00:17:45.169 align:center I mean, her ambition was just to kill 00:17:45.295 --> 00:17:47.046 align:center as many young women as possible 00:17:47.255 --> 00:17:49.757 align:center and bathe in their blood for no explicable reason. 00:17:49.882 --> 00:17:51.426 align:center And if that's not a serial killer, 00:17:51.551 --> 00:17:52.552 align:center I don't know what is. 00:17:52.885 --> 00:17:54.596 align:center So she was always a vampire? 00:17:55.096 --> 00:17:57.557 align:center She is thought to be one of the oldest 00:17:57.682 --> 00:17:59.517 align:center and most cunning of her breed. 00:17:59.642 --> 00:18:03.021 align:center Most people think she died back in 1614, 00:18:03.146 --> 00:18:05.815 align:center but Cora, you found her. 00:18:07.442 --> 00:18:09.277 align:center I'm supposed to chat with her tomorrow night, 00:18:09.402 --> 00:18:11.029 align:center and I'm a little nervous, to be honest. 00:18:11.154 --> 00:18:13.740 align:center I'm a soldier, not a spy. 00:18:13.865 --> 00:18:15.491 align:center What more information do we need? 00:18:15.617 --> 00:18:19.245 align:center I bullseyed her location, recorded her bathing in blood. 00:18:19.454 --> 00:18:21.581 align:center We don't know how many we're dealing with 00:18:21.706 --> 00:18:23.458 align:center or the full layout of their lair. 00:18:23.583 --> 00:18:25.793 align:center There could be an army of these beasts stretching down 00:18:25.918 --> 00:18:27.670 align:center to a palace beneath the earth. 00:18:28.671 --> 00:18:30.673 align:center You're gonna have to continue as planned 00:18:30.798 --> 00:18:33.426 align:center and make your call with her tomorrow night. 00:18:34.260 --> 00:18:35.511 align:center That'll buy us time to figure out 00:18:35.637 --> 00:18:37.180 align:center how to destroy these beasts. 00:18:45.938 --> 00:18:47.023 align:center This is stupid. 00:18:47.649 --> 00:18:49.901 align:center I found Elizabeth, and we're not gonna do anything. 00:18:50.693 --> 00:18:52.320 align:center We're making a lot of progress. 00:18:54.489 --> 00:18:55.323 align:center Fine. 00:18:55.948 --> 00:18:57.659 align:center I'll keep flirting with the devil. 00:18:58.618 --> 00:18:59.577 align:center Going to bed. 00:19:25.436 --> 00:19:27.021 align:center Luke, you've got to stop 00:19:27.146 --> 00:19:28.898 align:center bothering Jennifer and the staff 00:19:29.065 --> 00:19:30.274 align:center about your damn divorce. 00:19:30.400 --> 00:19:32.568 align:center It's been going on for like six months. 00:19:32.777 --> 00:19:34.237 align:center I'm not bothering her. 00:19:35.488 --> 00:19:36.489 align:center She's my friend. 00:19:36.864 --> 00:19:39.367 align:center Yeah, well, you're bothering me, and you're my friend. 00:19:39.909 --> 00:19:40.785 align:center It's true, buddy. 00:19:41.327 --> 00:19:44.956 align:center Nobody wants to hear about your divorce every day at work. 00:19:45.123 --> 00:19:46.708 align:center Maybe it's time for a therapist, 00:19:46.833 --> 00:19:49.210 align:center because I'm running out of options here. 00:19:50.795 --> 00:19:51.879 align:center You don't know what it's like. 00:19:53.381 --> 00:19:54.674 align:center Aretha turned on me. 00:19:55.925 --> 00:19:58.052 align:center She took my house, my kids. 00:19:58.970 --> 00:20:01.139 align:center She's trying to take everything from me, 00:20:01.389 --> 00:20:03.433 align:center including my fucking sanity. 00:20:03.558 --> 00:20:04.892 align:center I'm aware of all that. 00:20:05.309 --> 00:20:07.061 align:center I get it, and I agree with you. 00:20:07.437 --> 00:20:08.479 align:center But as your lawyer, 00:20:09.355 --> 00:20:11.524 align:center I've got to advise you to just shut up now. 00:20:12.024 --> 00:20:12.859 align:center All right. 00:20:12.984 --> 00:20:14.944 align:center What about the girls you've been chatting with, huh? 00:20:15.069 --> 00:20:15.945 align:center - Yes. - Huh? 00:20:16.362 --> 00:20:18.531 align:center And don't you have a video call with one today? 00:20:19.532 --> 00:20:21.576 align:center Do I look like I'm ready for a video call? 00:20:21.909 --> 00:20:23.870 align:center Well, get ready, 'cause you're doin' it. 00:20:24.620 --> 00:20:27.832 align:center Otherwise, the way I see it, my friend's a dead man. 00:20:30.001 --> 00:20:31.127 align:center Now let's see what we got. 00:20:32.795 --> 00:20:33.755 align:center Jesus. 00:20:34.297 --> 00:20:36.215 align:center The way these girls set up their profiles 00:20:36.340 --> 00:20:38.384 align:center on these dating apps is incredible. 00:20:40.052 --> 00:20:42.889 align:center These three women are trying to convince us to meet them 00:20:43.014 --> 00:20:46.100 align:center at the same absinthe lounge in Savannah this weekend. 00:20:47.310 --> 00:20:49.520 align:center They're all with the same modeling agency. 00:20:49.645 --> 00:20:52.607 align:center I mean, the disinternet advertising is off the charts. 00:20:52.732 --> 00:20:53.566 align:center Mm-hmm. 00:20:54.859 --> 00:20:56.194 align:center Look at this. It's legitimate. 00:20:56.569 --> 00:20:59.155 align:center And it's one of the oldest absinthe bars in the country. 00:21:01.699 --> 00:21:02.575 align:center I don't know. 00:21:02.700 --> 00:21:04.827 align:center It sounds like they're a bunch of rich girls. 00:21:06.370 --> 00:21:09.707 align:center And that Joan chick is really landed on strong. 00:21:10.333 --> 00:21:11.584 align:center She wants me to come out there. 00:21:11.709 --> 00:21:14.504 align:center That's great. You start listening to Joan. 00:21:14.629 --> 00:21:15.755 align:center It's a good thing. 00:21:15.880 --> 00:21:17.673 align:center Stop listening to your ex-wife. 00:21:18.466 --> 00:21:19.300 align:center Thank you. 00:21:19.967 --> 00:21:21.093 align:center I just got an idea. 00:21:21.219 --> 00:21:22.720 align:center - Uh-oh. - You ready? 00:21:23.721 --> 00:21:26.557 align:center What if I agreed to meet Elizabeth on Saturday, 00:21:27.266 --> 00:21:29.727 align:center and you both agreed to meet the other two? 00:21:30.561 --> 00:21:32.897 align:center I mean, we deserve a break, right? 00:21:33.022 --> 00:21:34.023 align:center Oh, shit. 00:21:34.982 --> 00:21:38.361 align:center I'm supposed to video chat with Joan in two minutes. 00:21:38.486 --> 00:21:39.654 align:center Great, don't be late. 00:21:39.779 --> 00:21:41.739 align:center - I don't think I can do it. - You got this. 00:21:41.864 --> 00:21:43.616 align:center You're a handsome man, be charming. 00:21:50.206 --> 00:21:51.833 align:center Let's hope she's a no-show. 00:21:54.210 --> 00:21:55.628 align:center Well, hey there, stranger. 00:21:56.128 --> 00:21:57.129 align:center You look nice. 00:21:58.005 --> 00:22:02.385 align:center Thanks, Joan. You look... amazin'. 00:22:03.761 --> 00:22:06.180 align:center So you really want me to fly all the way out there 00:22:06.305 --> 00:22:07.723 align:center for a date? 00:22:08.558 --> 00:22:10.101 align:center What? You don't think I'm worth it? 00:22:10.226 --> 00:22:12.979 align:center No, I didn't mean like that. I was just... 00:22:14.188 --> 00:22:16.607 align:center just hoping that you would be willing to fly to me. 00:22:16.732 --> 00:22:17.567 align:center That's all. 00:22:18.317 --> 00:22:20.862 align:center Well, if we're gonna meet in person, 00:22:21.571 --> 00:22:23.114 align:center one of us is gonna have to travel. 00:22:23.364 --> 00:22:24.198 align:center Yeah. 00:22:24.824 --> 00:22:26.284 align:center You need a vacation. 00:22:27.159 --> 00:22:28.536 align:center You know we've been chatting for days, 00:22:28.661 --> 00:22:33.374 align:center and you keep going on and on about all of your new investors, 00:22:33.499 --> 00:22:37.879 align:center then even if it's good, sounds stressful. 00:22:38.337 --> 00:22:40.756 align:center Maybe I do need a vacation. 00:22:41.591 --> 00:22:42.842 align:center How about this weekend? 00:22:42.967 --> 00:22:44.385 align:center Oh, this weekend would be perfect. 00:22:44.719 --> 00:22:46.262 align:center It's a masquerade this Saturday, 00:22:46.387 --> 00:22:49.932 align:center and we could see each other for the first time in costume. 00:22:50.600 --> 00:22:53.519 align:center Costumes and masquerades. 00:22:53.853 --> 00:22:55.688 align:center Be fun and romantic. 00:22:56.564 --> 00:22:57.440 align:center I'll be there. 00:22:57.982 --> 00:22:58.816 align:center Perfect. 00:22:59.275 --> 00:23:00.109 align:center Call when you're here. 00:23:00.568 --> 00:23:01.444 align:center Okay, babe. 00:23:01.777 --> 00:23:02.612 align:center Toodle-oo. 00:23:05.114 --> 00:23:05.948 align:center I'm proud of you. 00:23:06.324 --> 00:23:07.491 align:center I am proud of you. 00:23:07.867 --> 00:23:08.701 align:center Salud. 00:23:09.076 --> 00:23:09.911 align:center Salud. 00:23:24.926 --> 00:23:27.219 align:center Have some wine, and relax. 00:23:32.141 --> 00:23:33.225 align:center Happy thoughts. 00:23:34.060 --> 00:23:35.770 align:center You look perfectly innocent. 00:23:38.314 --> 00:23:39.482 align:center I'm an assassin. 00:23:41.025 --> 00:23:45.321 align:center I'm sitting here in this pink, whatever this is. 00:23:45.655 --> 00:23:47.323 align:center I'm not right for this part of the job. 00:23:48.699 --> 00:23:51.160 align:center I don't want a fuckin' stuffed animal and a bowl of popcorn. 00:23:51.285 --> 00:23:53.245 align:center I want an AK and a wooden stake. 00:23:53.496 --> 00:23:56.582 align:center Happy thoughts, relax. 00:23:57.750 --> 00:23:59.377 align:center What are happy thoughts? 00:23:59.669 --> 00:24:02.630 align:center You can't be serious when you say puppy dogs and ice cream. 00:24:03.089 --> 00:24:04.048 align:center Is it a code? 00:24:04.840 --> 00:24:07.593 align:center Yeah, sure, it's code for whatever makes you happy. 00:24:08.594 --> 00:24:10.638 align:center The geo spoofing appears to be working on her perfectly. 00:24:10.763 --> 00:24:11.973 align:center I changed your IP address 00:24:12.098 --> 00:24:13.391 align:center so she thinks you're two states away 00:24:13.516 --> 00:24:14.767 align:center instead of two miles. 00:24:15.184 --> 00:24:16.227 align:center Great. 00:24:16.352 --> 00:24:19.230 align:center I have a chat with her in approximately one minute. 00:24:20.106 --> 00:24:20.940 align:center And you're gonna be great. 00:24:21.065 --> 00:24:23.359 align:center Just go to your little inside utopia. 00:24:25.069 --> 00:24:26.278 align:center Go fuck yourself. 00:24:41.460 --> 00:24:42.294 align:center Hey. 00:24:42.503 --> 00:24:46.048 align:center Hey, you look nice. 00:24:47.883 --> 00:24:50.720 align:center Are you on the beach in your underwear? 00:24:51.053 --> 00:24:52.805 align:center It's a really nice night, and it's hot. 00:24:52.930 --> 00:24:54.390 align:center There's a private stretch of beach here 00:24:54.557 --> 00:24:55.683 align:center where no one ever goes at night, 00:24:55.808 --> 00:24:58.602 align:center so I just come down here and hang out. 00:24:58.853 --> 00:25:00.187 align:center That sounds great. 00:25:00.312 --> 00:25:02.023 align:center I wish I lived near a private beach 00:25:02.148 --> 00:25:03.149 align:center where I could hang out, 00:25:03.274 --> 00:25:04.900 align:center drink wine at night in my underwear, 00:25:05.026 --> 00:25:07.028 align:center and still have internet service. 00:25:09.405 --> 00:25:10.448 align:center You look cute. 00:25:11.282 --> 00:25:12.283 align:center What are you up to? 00:25:12.950 --> 00:25:14.326 align:center I don't feel cute. 00:25:14.952 --> 00:25:16.662 align:center Well, come next weekend, then. 00:25:17.872 --> 00:25:22.418 align:center A trip next weekend sounds amazing. 00:25:22.585 --> 00:25:25.546 align:center We can hang out, I can show you around town. 00:25:26.005 --> 00:25:27.298 align:center Would you like me to fly you here 00:25:27.423 --> 00:25:29.091 align:center and get you your own hotel room? 00:25:30.009 --> 00:25:31.385 align:center That sounds amazing. 00:25:31.677 --> 00:25:32.595 align:center I'll book your trip right now 00:25:32.720 --> 00:25:34.263 align:center and email you all the information. 00:25:34.388 --> 00:25:35.765 align:center Thank you so much. 00:25:36.557 --> 00:25:39.351 align:center I can't wait to get you here in person so I can kiss you. 00:25:39.727 --> 00:25:40.811 align:center Me too. 00:25:41.187 --> 00:25:43.189 align:center I'll book your trip right now and call you back. 00:25:43.564 --> 00:25:45.483 align:center - Cheers. - Cheers. 00:26:02.708 --> 00:26:03.876 align:center Tell me you want me. 00:26:11.467 --> 00:26:12.468 align:center Tell me you love me. 00:26:12.593 --> 00:26:14.720 align:center I love-- I love-- 00:26:21.769 --> 00:26:22.853 align:center Tell me you want me. 00:26:24.897 --> 00:26:25.815 align:center No! 00:26:26.732 --> 00:26:27.942 align:center Tell me you want me! 00:26:30.820 --> 00:26:31.821 align:center Are you afraid? 00:26:32.947 --> 00:26:33.989 align:center Tell me you love me. 00:26:34.115 --> 00:26:36.075 align:center I-- I-- 00:26:50.548 --> 00:26:52.049 align:center - Chuck! - Well... 00:26:52.424 --> 00:26:56.470 align:center You got blood all over my fancy new beach background! 00:27:11.694 --> 00:27:13.362 align:center I'm excited for our date. 00:27:15.656 --> 00:27:16.490 align:center You did great. 00:27:16.740 --> 00:27:18.826 align:center - What? - I said you did great! 00:27:23.080 --> 00:27:24.623 align:center You know, happy thoughts. 00:27:26.250 --> 00:27:28.377 align:center Only helpful if you have any. 00:27:30.421 --> 00:27:31.922 align:center Why is it so important? 00:27:32.173 --> 00:27:33.007 align:center Hmm. 00:27:33.716 --> 00:27:35.551 align:center So that demons don't get inside your head 00:27:35.676 --> 00:27:37.595 align:center and make you axe murder us both in the night? 00:27:39.054 --> 00:27:42.266 align:center Did you feel dizzy or lose your sense of time and space? 00:27:43.350 --> 00:27:44.977 align:center No, I'm fine. 00:27:46.520 --> 00:27:47.897 align:center Anyway, we should focus. 00:27:48.105 --> 00:27:50.065 align:center Yes, back to destroying Elizabeth. 00:27:50.691 --> 00:27:54.778 align:center You have combat experience, but these things are not human. 00:27:55.154 --> 00:27:56.906 align:center They'll shred your brain in your sleep 00:27:57.198 --> 00:27:58.657 align:center and make you slit your own throat. 00:27:59.700 --> 00:28:01.619 align:center Albert wants us to get more information, 00:28:01.827 --> 00:28:03.871 align:center and you're going to go back and gather it. 00:28:04.830 --> 00:28:06.749 align:center Okay, Miss Intelligence. 00:28:07.666 --> 00:28:10.544 align:center Send me back into the vampire lair alone 00:28:10.669 --> 00:28:13.172 align:center and to their bar during a masquerade party 00:28:13.297 --> 00:28:14.798 align:center so I can get myself killed 00:28:14.924 --> 00:28:16.592 align:center and my soul sucked out of my ears 00:28:16.717 --> 00:28:19.011 align:center while I gather intel we already have. 00:28:19.803 --> 00:28:21.305 align:center That's what you guys want. 00:28:28.020 --> 00:28:32.274 align:center I was dating the devil as a soldier following orders. 00:28:32.733 --> 00:28:34.902 align:center But why did I like it? 00:28:35.611 --> 00:28:39.448 align:center Was it the anticipation of a warm redemption 00:28:39.573 --> 00:28:41.283 align:center that I presumed I would feel 00:28:41.408 --> 00:28:43.869 align:center when I drove a stake through her heart? 00:28:51.835 --> 00:28:54.129 align:center Take a selfie. Jocelyn, take a selfie. 00:29:02.054 --> 00:29:05.641 align:center It's true. I can see the Green Fairy. 00:29:23.951 --> 00:29:27.288 align:center White on white translucent Black capes 00:29:28.205 --> 00:29:29.707 align:center Back on the rack 00:29:35.045 --> 00:29:36.922 align:center Bela Lugosi's dead 00:29:37.089 --> 00:29:40.009 align:center The bats have left The bell tower 00:29:40.467 --> 00:29:42.386 align:center The victims have been bled 00:29:42.511 --> 00:29:45.931 align:center Red velvet lines The black box 00:29:47.641 --> 00:29:49.560 align:center Bela Lugosi's dead 00:30:00.612 --> 00:30:03.282 align:center What may I get for you, darling? 00:30:03.949 --> 00:30:05.367 align:center A glass of absinthe. 00:30:12.207 --> 00:30:14.543 align:center Undead, undead, undead 00:30:24.803 --> 00:30:27.097 align:center Undead, undead, undead 00:30:27.222 --> 00:30:32.102 align:center The virginal brides File past his... 00:30:32.269 --> 00:30:33.354 align:center Your absinthe is ready. 00:30:33.479 --> 00:30:36.315 align:center Strewn with time's Dead flowers 00:30:36.440 --> 00:30:39.443 align:center Bereft in deathly bloom 00:30:39.568 --> 00:30:44.323 align:center Alone in a darkened room, The count 00:30:47.576 --> 00:30:48.952 align:center - Hi. - Hi. 00:30:49.078 --> 00:30:51.413 align:center - You look good. - So do you. 00:30:52.873 --> 00:30:54.500 align:center You clearly see the girl at the end of the bar 00:30:54.625 --> 00:30:56.168 align:center with the skull mask in all red? 00:30:56.668 --> 00:30:58.045 align:center - Yummy. - No. 00:30:58.379 --> 00:30:59.546 align:center She's heavily armed. 00:31:00.756 --> 00:31:01.965 align:center She's a hunter or something. 00:31:02.841 --> 00:31:03.967 align:center She is a hunter. 00:31:05.260 --> 00:31:07.471 align:center And I'm scheduled to kill her this weekend. 00:31:08.138 --> 00:31:10.265 align:center I think you should kill her now. 00:31:11.058 --> 00:31:13.268 align:center I'll kill her when she's invited me to. 00:31:13.769 --> 00:31:14.978 align:center We don't want to attract attention 00:31:15.104 --> 00:31:16.313 align:center and bring more of them. 00:31:16.980 --> 00:31:19.149 align:center Okay, but what about the guys? 00:31:19.733 --> 00:31:20.776 align:center Our lover boys from out of town 00:31:20.901 --> 00:31:22.403 align:center will be arriving in about an hour. 00:31:22.778 --> 00:31:25.948 align:center Just text them to meet us at Club Silver Paradise. 00:31:26.532 --> 00:31:28.659 align:center You stay here and keep the party going. 00:31:29.284 --> 00:31:30.953 align:center The hunter won't notice anything. 00:31:41.797 --> 00:31:43.507 align:center She'll just leave when the party's over, 00:31:43.632 --> 00:31:45.926 align:center and I'll bring the guys back here after hours. 00:33:06.215 --> 00:33:07.341 align:center What are you doing? 00:33:11.261 --> 00:33:12.930 align:center It feels so good in the earth. 00:33:22.981 --> 00:33:24.942 align:center I'm tired. I don't want to move. 00:33:25.359 --> 00:33:27.277 align:center Well, you're going to stay tired forever 00:33:27.402 --> 00:33:30.697 align:center if you just lay half-buried in the dirt, eating bugs. 00:33:30.906 --> 00:33:32.741 align:center You need to get back on your diet. 00:33:38.705 --> 00:33:39.623 align:center Look at me. 00:33:40.707 --> 00:33:43.126 align:center Our guys are coming into town tonight. 00:33:44.253 --> 00:33:45.087 align:center Already? 00:33:48.173 --> 00:33:49.049 align:center Oh, I'm... 00:33:56.765 --> 00:33:58.308 align:center Okay. Help me get ready. 00:34:25.794 --> 00:34:29.214 align:center My superior officer Alexis 00:34:30.257 --> 00:34:32.718 align:center was emotionally scattered, 00:34:33.510 --> 00:34:36.430 align:center not ready for the nightmare that was to come. 00:34:36.847 --> 00:34:39.766 align:center What in God's name are you doing? 00:34:43.854 --> 00:34:45.647 align:center I thought you were the intelligence. 00:34:50.235 --> 00:34:52.279 align:center I am adding a new skill to my arsenal 00:34:52.404 --> 00:34:53.905 align:center for my dating profile. 00:34:59.953 --> 00:35:02.331 align:center So you send me back to the lair 00:35:02.539 --> 00:35:07.461 align:center and then just start doing your crazy online courtship rituals 00:35:07.586 --> 00:35:09.755 align:center and leisurely working out. 00:35:09.880 --> 00:35:12.257 align:center Staying fit is my job. 00:35:12.507 --> 00:35:14.718 align:center That's supposed to be my job, too. 00:35:14.926 --> 00:35:16.470 align:center But I keep getting sent back 00:35:16.595 --> 00:35:18.597 align:center into the demon lair to get drunk, 00:35:18.722 --> 00:35:20.390 align:center told to have happy thoughts 00:35:20.974 --> 00:35:23.852 align:center and to have romantic video chats with the devil. 00:35:26.563 --> 00:35:30.567 align:center I liked her, but people close to me get hurt. 00:35:31.026 --> 00:35:32.694 align:center I was good at violence, 00:35:33.445 --> 00:35:36.156 align:center and there was a violent job to be done. 00:35:36.365 --> 00:35:38.742 align:center Focus on your upper body and breathe. 00:35:39.534 --> 00:35:41.244 align:center Punching like you're angry at something. 00:35:43.914 --> 00:35:45.832 align:center What has gotten into you? 00:35:46.041 --> 00:35:49.503 align:center I got dumped by the Frenchman. 00:35:50.087 --> 00:35:51.672 align:center I don't know, maybe you're right. 00:35:51.797 --> 00:35:53.465 align:center There was just so much pressure. 00:35:53.799 --> 00:35:56.176 align:center You left on one of my dating apps, 00:35:56.510 --> 00:35:59.221 align:center and I made six dates all for tonight, 00:35:59.346 --> 00:36:01.640 align:center thinking they would cancel, but then none of them canceled, 00:36:01.765 --> 00:36:04.810 align:center and I freaked out, and I canceled all of them. 00:36:05.143 --> 00:36:07.145 align:center And I feel like my head is swollen. 00:36:07.270 --> 00:36:08.730 align:center I'm putting my life on the line 00:36:08.855 --> 00:36:10.732 align:center and you're in here having emotional breakdowns 00:36:10.857 --> 00:36:12.234 align:center about dating? 00:36:12.484 --> 00:36:15.779 align:center Well, it's all because of the lunar eclipse. 00:36:18.198 --> 00:36:19.783 align:center The eclipse is tomorrow. 00:36:25.122 --> 00:36:26.873 align:center I just want to touch up your lips and your eyeliner 00:36:26.998 --> 00:36:28.709 align:center without messing up your rhinestones. 00:36:29.376 --> 00:36:30.794 align:center I've done your makeup so many times, 00:36:30.919 --> 00:36:31.920 align:center I thought you were me. 00:36:32.587 --> 00:36:34.047 align:center I forgot what I looked like. 00:36:34.840 --> 00:36:36.049 align:center How come we can see ourselves 00:36:36.174 --> 00:36:38.009 align:center with their modern digital technology? 00:36:38.885 --> 00:36:40.387 align:center There were no reflections in mirrors and water 00:36:40.512 --> 00:36:41.763 align:center in what felt like forever. 00:36:42.180 --> 00:36:44.015 align:center Then, with modern digital cameras, 00:36:44.224 --> 00:36:45.809 align:center it captures our image like we're humans. 00:36:46.184 --> 00:36:47.060 align:center Why is that? 00:36:49.187 --> 00:36:53.191 align:center Because AI and digital cameras are in league with the devil. 00:36:53.650 --> 00:36:54.609 align:center And so are we. 00:36:54.860 --> 00:36:56.319 align:center Hmm. Well, if we're in league with the devil, 00:36:56.445 --> 00:36:57.404 align:center then where is he? 00:36:57.529 --> 00:36:58.405 align:center I never met him. 00:36:59.239 --> 00:37:02.075 align:center Listen, there's a hunter upstairs. 00:37:02.200 --> 00:37:03.994 align:center Ugh. Why do you two care? 00:37:04.286 --> 00:37:07.372 align:center Well, in theory, hunters know how to destroy us. 00:37:08.331 --> 00:37:09.791 align:center Well, at this point, would that even matter? 00:37:10.500 --> 00:37:12.627 align:center Aren't we gonna be destroyed when humans turn the planet 00:37:12.753 --> 00:37:14.421 align:center into a seared bowl of ash anyway? 00:37:14.588 --> 00:37:16.465 align:center Well, they might just crash their own population, 00:37:16.590 --> 00:37:18.216 align:center and then we wouldn't be destroyed. 00:37:19.050 --> 00:37:20.719 align:center Things would just start to get normal again. 00:37:20.844 --> 00:37:22.012 align:center Oh, so what's your plan? 00:37:22.637 --> 00:37:23.847 align:center You're just gonna keep hiding in the dark 00:37:23.972 --> 00:37:25.724 align:center and killing humans indefinitely? 00:37:26.641 --> 00:37:29.227 align:center Yes, that's our only option. 00:37:30.145 --> 00:37:32.105 align:center Being destroyed would be even worse. 00:37:32.856 --> 00:37:35.025 align:center We could be trapped as ash forever 00:37:35.150 --> 00:37:37.861 align:center and then blow away in the wind 00:37:37.986 --> 00:37:40.906 align:center and get caught in the sunlight and create rainbows. 00:37:41.031 --> 00:37:42.032 align:center Mm. 00:37:42.532 --> 00:37:45.368 align:center Some of us have been turned to statues or beach foam. 00:37:45.494 --> 00:37:49.122 align:center I even heard of this one girl who was turned into a painting. 00:37:49.915 --> 00:37:51.666 align:center Still doesn't sound worse than this. 00:37:53.001 --> 00:37:54.920 align:center Well, we wouldn't be together. 00:37:55.253 --> 00:37:57.255 align:center We wouldn't be able to do each other's makeup. 00:37:59.925 --> 00:38:00.884 align:center I love you. 00:38:01.259 --> 00:38:03.261 align:center You'd make a pretty painting. Let me paint you. 00:38:04.930 --> 00:38:07.098 align:center Let's just go get these guys first, okay? 00:38:07.516 --> 00:38:08.433 align:center Okay. 00:38:22.280 --> 00:38:23.198 align:center Yeah! 00:38:24.574 --> 00:38:25.617 align:center Damn it! God! 00:38:25.742 --> 00:38:28.411 align:center Would you just drive fast but smoothly, Elizabeth? 00:38:30.330 --> 00:38:31.873 align:center This is good, fresh blood and absinthe. 00:38:31.998 --> 00:38:33.333 align:center Would you stop with the swerving? 00:38:33.708 --> 00:38:36.336 align:center I'm driving the same way that I always drive. 00:38:38.630 --> 00:38:41.216 align:center Get these guys, gonna get their hearts racing, 00:38:41.341 --> 00:38:43.593 align:center and thin their blood with absinthe, and then, boom! 00:38:43.718 --> 00:38:45.178 align:center It's gonna be great. 00:38:46.179 --> 00:38:48.890 align:center Oh, I feel tingly all over just thinking about it. 00:38:49.766 --> 00:38:52.310 align:center Oh, I'm gonna kill somebody so good for you. 00:38:52.435 --> 00:38:53.603 align:center It's gonna be a show. 00:38:56.773 --> 00:38:57.941 align:center Do you wanna have sex? 00:38:58.608 --> 00:39:01.695 align:center Joan, I don't get you. Not even about sex. 00:39:01.820 --> 00:39:04.948 align:center Well, no, we're about living forever and drinking people's blood. 00:39:05.115 --> 00:39:08.410 align:center I just don't understand some of your human-like urges. 00:39:12.247 --> 00:39:13.540 align:center Run these motherfuckers over. 00:39:13.665 --> 00:39:15.375 align:center - Yeah, you just told me about him. - I know... 00:39:16.042 --> 00:39:18.461 align:center Smash into these lovey-dovey cutie pies. 00:39:24.342 --> 00:39:25.760 align:center Ah. It's beautiful. 00:39:25.886 --> 00:39:27.470 align:center It's like a drive-thru. 00:39:28.555 --> 00:39:29.472 align:center Bye-bye. 00:39:32.601 --> 00:39:33.685 align:center That was refreshing. 00:39:34.227 --> 00:39:35.979 align:center It wasn't exactly what I had in mind. 00:39:36.563 --> 00:39:38.857 align:center I thought they were just gonna go underneath the car. 00:39:39.190 --> 00:39:41.234 align:center Didn't realize they were gonna splatter all over us 00:39:41.359 --> 00:39:42.319 align:center like a typhoon. 00:39:43.486 --> 00:39:46.406 align:center We gotta go back home and get dressed up all over again. 00:39:46.698 --> 00:39:48.033 align:center No, we can go to the club like this. 00:39:48.825 --> 00:39:50.285 align:center People are stupid, they're never gonna think 00:39:50.410 --> 00:39:52.412 align:center that we're actually covered in human blood. 00:39:53.079 --> 00:39:55.290 align:center Now we look worse than a Jackson Pollock painting. 00:40:00.045 --> 00:40:01.379 align:center Yeah! 00:40:08.094 --> 00:40:09.471 align:center Good shit, man. 00:40:09.596 --> 00:40:11.890 align:center You're only going to get a little fucked up. 00:40:12.015 --> 00:40:15.810 align:center It's a little bit of a hallucinogenic kind of trip. 00:40:19.689 --> 00:40:21.691 align:center Hey, is it possible that we flew all the way 00:40:21.816 --> 00:40:23.360 align:center down here just to get stood up? 00:40:24.152 --> 00:40:26.947 align:center These girls are an hour late, man, after switching venues. 00:40:27.822 --> 00:40:29.115 align:center They'll be here, man. 00:40:29.282 --> 00:40:30.909 align:center - It's all good. - All right. 00:40:37.332 --> 00:40:38.708 align:center We're gonna get ready again 00:40:38.833 --> 00:40:41.461 align:center and go pick up these three guys, remember? 00:40:41.670 --> 00:40:43.213 align:center Okay. Well, after we kill these three guys, 00:40:43.338 --> 00:40:45.048 align:center would you sleep with me in my coffin today? 00:40:45.423 --> 00:40:48.760 align:center I'll do it if you just focus on our date first. 00:41:19.499 --> 00:41:20.750 align:center Come on in, ladies. 00:41:44.190 --> 00:41:48.236 align:center Hey, you want me to buy you a drink or something? 00:41:49.404 --> 00:41:50.238 align:center No. 00:41:50.572 --> 00:41:52.490 align:center I want you to go home and hang yourself 00:41:52.615 --> 00:41:54.367 align:center with a thick extension cord. 00:41:54.743 --> 00:41:55.660 align:center Come on, now. 00:41:57.287 --> 00:41:59.330 align:center Do as I say, as I say. 00:41:59.664 --> 00:42:01.750 align:center Okay. That's a good idea. 00:42:05.003 --> 00:42:06.671 align:center I'm not in a club. 00:42:06.796 --> 00:42:08.089 align:center What are you talking about? 00:42:08.757 --> 00:42:09.883 align:center Who the hell you talking to? 00:42:17.682 --> 00:42:19.225 align:center Are you fucking kidding me? 00:42:20.060 --> 00:42:22.270 align:center You're not getting your phone back or your ex-wife. 00:42:22.395 --> 00:42:23.772 align:center Get your shit together, man. 00:42:23.897 --> 00:42:25.440 align:center I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 00:42:26.566 --> 00:42:28.443 align:center She's fuckin' killin' me. 00:42:28.568 --> 00:42:30.361 align:center You never have to apologize to me. 00:42:30.487 --> 00:42:31.321 align:center - You know that. - All right. 00:42:31.446 --> 00:42:33.782 align:center I love you. Just take a sip and focus. 00:42:33.907 --> 00:42:35.450 align:center Okay. Cheers. Cheers. 00:42:35.575 --> 00:42:36.951 align:center - Cheers. - Okay, got it. 00:42:39.079 --> 00:42:39.954 align:center Bingo. 00:42:41.456 --> 00:42:43.249 align:center All three of them sitting together. 00:42:43.583 --> 00:42:44.793 align:center Modern and oily. 00:42:44.918 --> 00:42:45.919 align:center Just how you like them. 00:42:49.089 --> 00:42:51.049 align:center Well, don't just stand there staring at me. 00:42:51.841 --> 00:42:53.468 align:center Let's go dance next to their table. 00:42:53.593 --> 00:42:55.011 align:center They'll invite us to sit down. 00:42:58.306 --> 00:43:01.267 align:center The sad one, Luke, I think I want to make him happy 00:43:01.392 --> 00:43:02.769 align:center before we kill him and drink his blood. 00:43:04.354 --> 00:43:05.188 align:center What for? 00:43:05.980 --> 00:43:08.650 align:center I just want to be close to him and accelerate his pulse. 00:43:09.025 --> 00:43:10.610 align:center Makes the blood gush out quicker anyway. 00:43:10.819 --> 00:43:12.654 align:center You can't turn back into a human. 00:43:12.779 --> 00:43:15.532 align:center You know, you're drinking liquor and wanting sex. 00:43:15.657 --> 00:43:16.616 align:center It's totally fucked up. 00:43:16.741 --> 00:43:17.784 align:center Don't worry about me. 00:43:18.118 --> 00:43:19.702 align:center Let's just go dance near them, like you said. 00:43:22.455 --> 00:43:25.583 align:center I've never known a girl Like you before 00:43:29.838 --> 00:43:33.466 align:center Now just like in a song From days of yore 00:43:37.554 --> 00:43:40.056 align:center Here you come knocking, Knocking on my... 00:43:41.808 --> 00:43:43.768 align:center - What? - I-- is that them? 00:43:44.894 --> 00:43:48.857 align:center Well, I've never met a girl Like you before 00:43:53.862 --> 00:43:55.238 align:center - Oh. - Game time. 00:43:55.363 --> 00:43:56.197 align:center I told you. 00:43:58.825 --> 00:43:59.909 align:center We're in business, boys. 00:44:00.034 --> 00:44:01.202 align:center Wait, wait. Come on, man. 00:44:01.327 --> 00:44:03.413 align:center Go easy, man. Go easy. 00:44:07.167 --> 00:44:08.084 align:center Oh. 00:44:09.502 --> 00:44:12.297 align:center Hello, ladies. How are you? 00:44:13.923 --> 00:44:15.508 align:center Do you want to hear my crazy fetish? 00:44:16.426 --> 00:44:18.636 align:center Yeah, well, I don't know. How crazy is it? 00:44:18.970 --> 00:44:21.347 align:center I just love when guys invite me places. 00:44:21.556 --> 00:44:25.101 align:center Sit at tables, have a drink, go outside and hug, anything. 00:44:25.768 --> 00:44:26.644 align:center Right. 00:44:27.187 --> 00:44:29.355 align:center That sounds more like a joke than a fetish, 00:44:29.480 --> 00:44:32.317 align:center but I'll be happy for you guys to come to the table with us. 00:44:32.692 --> 00:44:33.526 align:center Come on. 00:44:34.527 --> 00:44:36.321 align:center - Look alive, boys! - Hey! 00:44:36.446 --> 00:44:37.739 align:center Wow, that is Joan. 00:44:38.031 --> 00:44:39.282 align:center Oh, wow. 00:44:41.910 --> 00:44:43.036 align:center - Wow. - Oh, wow. 00:44:44.954 --> 00:44:47.123 align:center Well, are you guys going to invite us to sit down? 00:44:47.415 --> 00:44:49.292 align:center Yes. By all means, please. 00:44:49.417 --> 00:44:50.460 align:center Sit down. Have a drink. 00:44:50.585 --> 00:44:52.879 align:center Oh, oh. Yeah. 00:44:56.174 --> 00:44:57.508 align:center Party. 00:44:58.885 --> 00:44:59.844 align:center Yeah. 00:45:05.850 --> 00:45:07.685 align:center You guys are so beautiful. 00:45:07.810 --> 00:45:10.271 align:center So much more beautiful in person. 00:45:10.605 --> 00:45:11.481 align:center Look at you. 00:45:11.606 --> 00:45:12.607 align:center There you go. 00:45:12.732 --> 00:45:13.650 align:center Come on, get off. 00:45:13.983 --> 00:45:15.318 align:center So classy. 00:45:15.443 --> 00:45:16.486 align:center You're so perceptive. 00:45:16.611 --> 00:45:17.904 align:center You can tell we're classy already? 00:45:18.029 --> 00:45:19.113 align:center Absolutely. 00:45:19.614 --> 00:45:20.949 align:center What-- what about Helena? 00:45:21.115 --> 00:45:22.909 align:center Is Helena around here, somewhere? 00:45:23.409 --> 00:45:24.702 align:center - We'll meet her later. - Let's go. 00:45:24.827 --> 00:45:27.205 align:center Yes, of course, but she's not in this club. 00:45:27.330 --> 00:45:29.123 align:center - Let's go, let's go. - What's happenin' here? 00:45:29.749 --> 00:45:32.293 align:center - She said, let's go, let's go. - Yes, buddy. 00:45:32.418 --> 00:45:34.420 align:center - What does that mean? - It's your night. 00:45:34.671 --> 00:45:37.340 align:center - Oh, God. - Go get 'em, tiger. 00:45:43.972 --> 00:45:44.931 align:center Take me somewhere. 00:45:48.643 --> 00:45:49.602 align:center Where? 00:45:50.478 --> 00:45:51.938 align:center Your heaven, your hell. 00:45:53.147 --> 00:45:54.983 align:center Either would be paradise to me. 00:45:58.528 --> 00:45:59.529 align:center Joan. 00:46:02.782 --> 00:46:07.078 align:center - Got a lot on my mind. - Sshh. I already know. 00:46:10.415 --> 00:46:11.916 align:center Put your hands on me, Luke. 00:46:17.797 --> 00:46:18.798 align:center Do you want me? 00:46:19.757 --> 00:46:20.591 align:center I want you. 00:46:20.717 --> 00:46:23.636 align:center Cora, what did you see when you went back to the bar? 00:46:24.012 --> 00:46:26.764 align:center Well, they're still there. 00:46:27.557 --> 00:46:28.933 align:center The bar is their lair, 00:46:29.434 --> 00:46:32.562 align:center and I don't know how to find out any more information on my own 00:46:32.687 --> 00:46:34.188 align:center without getting myself killed. 00:46:34.731 --> 00:46:36.566 align:center I highly recommend a strike team, 00:46:37.317 --> 00:46:39.360 align:center and we hit 'em in broad daylight. 00:46:40.153 --> 00:46:43.197 align:center Historically, we have a better chance of vanquishing them 00:46:43.323 --> 00:46:45.575 align:center if we strike during the lunar eclipse. 00:46:48.828 --> 00:46:51.289 align:center The eclipse would just make the night darker. 00:46:51.664 --> 00:46:53.249 align:center We should do it in the middle of the day. 00:46:54.167 --> 00:46:57.128 align:center I can be there myself with two of the guards 00:46:57.253 --> 00:46:58.963 align:center that I have here on site, 00:46:59.088 --> 00:47:01.132 align:center but not until the day after tomorrow, 00:47:01.257 --> 00:47:04.302 align:center which would actually get me there the morning 00:47:04.427 --> 00:47:05.511 align:center after the eclipse. 00:47:06.679 --> 00:47:08.556 align:center It's gonna have to be the five of us. 00:47:09.098 --> 00:47:10.933 align:center We're gonna have to vanquish them ourselves. 00:47:12.101 --> 00:47:12.935 align:center Great. 00:47:13.061 --> 00:47:14.312 align:center We do it in the middle of the day. 00:47:14.437 --> 00:47:15.396 align:center Yes. 00:47:15.521 --> 00:47:17.774 align:center Perfect. We'll just burst in there at high noon 00:47:17.899 --> 00:47:19.817 align:center and light the place on fire. 00:47:20.818 --> 00:47:22.236 align:center - Great. - Okay, Cora, yeah. 00:47:22.362 --> 00:47:25.156 align:center But you just remember we're up against vampires. 00:47:25.281 --> 00:47:27.617 align:center It's nothing like a firefight with human beings. 00:47:28.034 --> 00:47:31.162 align:center You have to think happy thoughts to keep them out of your head. 00:47:31.662 --> 00:47:33.664 align:center If they seize control of our brains, 00:47:33.915 --> 00:47:36.334 align:center we could burst in there and start shooting each other. 00:47:36.918 --> 00:47:39.420 align:center Are you having dizzy spells or seeing anything weird? 00:47:40.213 --> 00:47:41.881 align:center Am I seeing anything weird? 00:47:42.799 --> 00:47:44.175 align:center The weirdest thing I've ever seen 00:47:44.300 --> 00:47:46.260 align:center is Elizabeth having people decapitated 00:47:46.386 --> 00:47:47.970 align:center and then bathing in their blood. 00:47:49.263 --> 00:47:51.224 align:center Other than that, nothing unusual. 00:47:51.474 --> 00:47:55.061 align:center No dizzy spells, depression, or suicidal thoughts. 00:47:55.228 --> 00:47:57.939 align:center Okay, well, I'll be there as fast as possible, 00:47:58.064 --> 00:48:01.109 align:center but, um, caution, ladies. 00:48:06.072 --> 00:48:08.074 align:center Sorry about my dating freakout. 00:48:09.033 --> 00:48:10.451 align:center I don't know what came over me. 00:48:12.245 --> 00:48:14.038 align:center This lifestyle is hard. 00:48:14.580 --> 00:48:15.706 align:center Tell me about it. 00:48:31.305 --> 00:48:33.141 align:center Oh, my God. You smell good. 00:48:34.183 --> 00:48:35.059 align:center Oh. 00:48:37.186 --> 00:48:39.230 align:center Joan and Luke have been gone too long. 00:48:40.606 --> 00:48:43.151 align:center This place is about to get rowdy and then close. 00:48:45.027 --> 00:48:48.906 align:center Let's take this bottle of absinthe for the car ride, 00:48:49.031 --> 00:48:51.409 align:center and then we can cruise to the other side of town. 00:48:52.702 --> 00:48:54.036 align:center You wanna all the way, huh? 00:48:55.329 --> 00:48:56.622 align:center Let's go see the others. 00:48:57.707 --> 00:48:58.708 align:center Okay. 00:49:09.051 --> 00:49:09.927 align:center Hey! 00:49:18.895 --> 00:49:21.772 align:center No suicidal thoughts or depression? 00:49:22.106 --> 00:49:22.940 align:center No. 00:49:23.608 --> 00:49:24.734 align:center Dizziness? 00:49:25.985 --> 00:49:29.197 align:center Are you sure I'm not getting inside your head, killer? 00:49:30.698 --> 00:49:31.574 align:center No. 00:49:32.742 --> 00:49:33.951 align:center - What? - What? 00:49:35.620 --> 00:49:36.454 align:center I don't know. 00:49:36.579 --> 00:49:38.956 align:center I'm drunk and messing with a nest of vampires, 00:49:39.081 --> 00:49:41.876 align:center and you're just working out and dating 00:49:42.001 --> 00:49:44.253 align:center like you're at some kind of retreat or something. 00:49:45.004 --> 00:49:46.005 align:center I'm going to bed. 00:49:48.174 --> 00:49:50.384 align:center Helena wants us to meet her at the absinthe bar. 00:49:50.843 --> 00:49:51.719 align:center Excellent. 00:49:51.969 --> 00:49:54.472 align:center That's perfect. Yes. 00:49:55.389 --> 00:49:57.225 align:center Hey. How are you? 00:49:57.350 --> 00:49:59.268 align:center Oh man, couldn't be better. 00:49:59.644 --> 00:50:01.437 align:center Listen, there was a mirror. 00:50:01.938 --> 00:50:03.105 align:center A mirror? Why? 00:50:03.731 --> 00:50:04.941 align:center You need to see the mirror, or what? 00:50:05.066 --> 00:50:07.652 align:center No. I-- it was-- I seen... 00:50:07.777 --> 00:50:11.239 align:center They kept telling me to have happy thoughts. 00:50:12.448 --> 00:50:15.743 align:center It was better to let the cold sink in 00:50:16.452 --> 00:50:19.163 align:center and find the balance in the nausea 00:50:19.288 --> 00:50:20.748 align:center and the night sweats. 00:50:22.208 --> 00:50:27.797 align:center All the smiley, happy people I knew were in heaven, 00:50:29.048 --> 00:50:33.469 align:center where there was no pain or consequences. 00:50:45.356 --> 00:50:46.649 align:center This shit's incredible. 00:50:48.776 --> 00:50:50.444 align:center Hey, hey. Right there. Right there. 00:50:51.654 --> 00:50:53.614 align:center - Drink some of this shit. - Cheer up, bro. 00:50:54.073 --> 00:50:55.116 align:center Come on, man. 00:50:59.620 --> 00:51:01.414 align:center - Oh, be careful. - What are you doing? 00:51:01.789 --> 00:51:02.915 align:center Oh, you worry too much. 00:51:04.458 --> 00:51:05.293 align:center Tell me, Luke. 00:51:05.418 --> 00:51:06.252 align:center I got you. 00:51:07.670 --> 00:51:09.672 align:center Whoa, whoa. Go easy, man. 00:51:10.298 --> 00:51:11.882 align:center Oh, guys, guys, absinthe burns, 00:51:12.008 --> 00:51:13.134 align:center you guys should light each other on fire. 00:51:13.259 --> 00:51:14.093 align:center It'll go viral. 00:51:14.260 --> 00:51:16.053 align:center Absinthe's very flammable, that could hurt us. 00:51:16.178 --> 00:51:17.638 align:center I've been on fire before, haven't you? 00:51:17.763 --> 00:51:18.598 align:center Faster, faster! 00:51:18.723 --> 00:51:20.099 align:center Well, no, it won't. 00:51:21.517 --> 00:51:23.477 align:center Guys, light me on fire. 00:51:24.061 --> 00:51:25.938 align:center It's not a good idea. 00:51:26.063 --> 00:51:27.523 align:center - Come on-- - Let me have some fire. 00:51:27.732 --> 00:51:28.983 align:center Yeah, yeah, yeah, come on. 00:51:33.195 --> 00:51:34.030 align:center Come on, man. 00:51:34.155 --> 00:51:36.032 align:center - Accelerate. - That's some white people shit. 00:51:36.157 --> 00:51:38.075 align:center Why would you light a drunk girl on fire? 00:51:38.200 --> 00:51:39.785 align:center What the fuck are you doing? 00:51:42.079 --> 00:51:43.414 align:center What's going on? 00:51:47.043 --> 00:51:48.669 align:center - Jesus. - What? 00:51:48.878 --> 00:51:49.795 align:center What the fuck just happened? 00:51:49.920 --> 00:51:52.214 align:center I told you not to light her on fire, man. 00:51:52.506 --> 00:51:54.508 align:center Look, who do you think's legally responsible, Luke? 00:51:54.634 --> 00:51:56.594 align:center 'Cause she was begging me to do this, all right? 00:51:57.261 --> 00:51:58.346 align:center She was begging me, right? 00:52:01.265 --> 00:52:04.185 align:center Joan, are you okay? 00:52:06.646 --> 00:52:07.480 align:center What's wrong? 00:52:07.813 --> 00:52:08.689 align:center Did you want me to be hurt? 00:52:12.068 --> 00:52:12.985 align:center What? 00:52:16.614 --> 00:52:17.531 align:center What the fuck. 00:52:18.032 --> 00:52:18.908 align:center Did you get it on camera? 00:52:19.033 --> 00:52:20.576 align:center Yeah, I got the whole thing on camera. 00:52:20.743 --> 00:52:22.036 align:center I used to be a circus acrobat. 00:52:22.161 --> 00:52:23.454 align:center A circus act, man. 00:52:23.579 --> 00:52:24.747 align:center I thought you were toast. 00:52:30.711 --> 00:52:31.712 align:center That's crazy, man. 00:52:35.383 --> 00:52:36.759 align:center Come on, bro, drink up. 00:52:36.884 --> 00:52:38.052 align:center You only live once, right? 00:52:38.177 --> 00:52:39.095 align:center Come on, man. 00:52:42.264 --> 00:52:43.891 align:center - Yeah, Luke! - Come on, baby. Woo. 00:52:46.686 --> 00:52:48.979 align:center You know what? Watch this. 00:52:49.563 --> 00:52:51.190 align:center Yeah, you got it, Luke. 00:52:51.524 --> 00:52:52.650 align:center I'm-- I'm gonna show you. 00:52:52.775 --> 00:52:53.693 align:center Yeah, buddy. 00:52:54.110 --> 00:52:55.695 align:center I'm gonna show you what this is. 00:52:57.196 --> 00:52:58.030 align:center You got it. 00:52:58.155 --> 00:52:59.657 align:center I'm gonna take you to another level. 00:53:00.741 --> 00:53:01.575 align:center Who's scared? 00:53:02.576 --> 00:53:03.411 align:center Fuck ya! 00:53:03.536 --> 00:53:04.995 align:center - Roll your cameras. - You got it, Luke. 00:53:05.121 --> 00:53:06.580 align:center You wanna go on social media? 00:53:06.747 --> 00:53:07.832 align:center Ride it, baby! 00:53:07.957 --> 00:53:09.417 align:center You wanna go in the ground? 00:53:10.084 --> 00:53:11.001 align:center Watch this. 00:53:11.210 --> 00:53:12.169 align:center Alright, Luke. 00:53:13.462 --> 00:53:14.380 align:center Watch this. 00:53:19.385 --> 00:53:20.219 align:center Oh. 00:53:20.886 --> 00:53:21.721 align:center Fuck! 00:53:22.221 --> 00:53:23.264 align:center See what you've all done. 00:53:23.431 --> 00:53:26.350 align:center That's not smart. He's tangled up under the car. 00:53:26.475 --> 00:53:27.560 align:center Smackin' Luke. 00:53:27.727 --> 00:53:29.103 align:center Holy fuck. 00:53:29.603 --> 00:53:30.938 align:center We drove right over him. 00:53:32.440 --> 00:53:33.774 align:center He is clearly a psychological mess. 00:53:33.899 --> 00:53:34.942 align:center Let's just forget about him. 00:53:35.234 --> 00:53:36.152 align:center What do you mean forget about him? 00:53:36.277 --> 00:53:37.403 align:center He's right here, he's alive, 00:53:37.528 --> 00:53:38.612 align:center - he's not dead. - Help. 00:53:38.738 --> 00:53:40.197 align:center I don't think that we can help him. 00:53:40.322 --> 00:53:41.198 align:center Let's just get out of here. 00:53:41.323 --> 00:53:43.159 align:center - What are you-- ? - I need a-- I need a doctor! 00:53:47.246 --> 00:53:48.414 align:center He's not dead. 00:53:48.539 --> 00:53:49.707 align:center We can save him. Maybe. 00:53:49.832 --> 00:53:51.459 align:center - I'm-- I'm calling for help! - Yes. 00:53:51.584 --> 00:53:53.002 align:center Forget. Sleep. 00:53:57.423 --> 00:53:58.632 align:center Elizabeth! Stop! 00:54:03.304 --> 00:54:04.430 align:center I think we can help him. 00:54:06.766 --> 00:54:07.767 align:center Crazy bitches. 00:54:07.892 --> 00:54:09.894 align:center What the fuck is going on? 00:54:21.280 --> 00:54:22.323 align:center Why isn't he dead? 00:54:22.782 --> 00:54:23.657 align:center What do you mean? 00:54:25.159 --> 00:54:26.118 align:center I'm not dead? 00:54:27.411 --> 00:54:30.122 align:center He's tangled up under the tire and an axle, 00:54:30.247 --> 00:54:31.999 align:center so the whole lower half of his body 00:54:32.124 --> 00:54:34.043 align:center is like one big tourniquet. 00:54:34.210 --> 00:54:36.712 align:center He's gonna burst no matter what when he gets loose. 00:54:37.755 --> 00:54:38.672 align:center Can I turn him? 00:54:39.173 --> 00:54:40.424 align:center What's gotten into you? 00:54:40.549 --> 00:54:42.968 align:center You absolutely cannot turn anyone. 00:54:43.260 --> 00:54:46.680 align:center We need to make him pop, rip him apart, 00:54:46.806 --> 00:54:47.765 align:center and tear him out of there. 00:54:47.890 --> 00:54:48.766 align:center What? 00:54:51.894 --> 00:54:54.104 align:center You're so fucking messy, Joan. 00:54:54.522 --> 00:54:57.358 align:center Getting the guys to literally light your ass on fire, 00:54:57.483 --> 00:54:58.692 align:center that's what triggered this whole mess. 00:54:58.818 --> 00:55:00.319 align:center I was trying to be dreamy. 00:55:00.653 --> 00:55:02.696 align:center Now go do what you do and let's get out of here. 00:55:06.242 --> 00:55:07.827 align:center Ma'am, freeze. Freeze, ma 'am. 00:55:08.035 --> 00:55:08.994 align:center Help. 00:55:09.662 --> 00:55:12.706 align:center As you can see, there's been a little accident. 00:55:13.249 --> 00:55:15.709 align:center Hey, sir, I need... he-- help. 00:55:16.460 --> 00:55:17.628 align:center Are you ladies prostitutes? 00:55:18.838 --> 00:55:20.256 align:center I'm not a prostitute. 00:55:20.756 --> 00:55:22.424 align:center How does a mortally injured man... 00:55:22.550 --> 00:55:23.926 align:center I need a doctor. 00:55:24.051 --> 00:55:26.053 align:center ...screaming under the front tire of my car 00:55:26.178 --> 00:55:28.556 align:center even relate to prostitution. 00:55:28.931 --> 00:55:30.349 align:center Well, you're going to be charged with a crime. 00:55:30.599 --> 00:55:31.433 align:center Oh. 00:55:31.559 --> 00:55:33.143 align:center I'm just not sure which one yet. 00:55:33.269 --> 00:55:37.147 align:center I'm not dead. I need help. 00:55:37.565 --> 00:55:38.774 align:center Point your gun at your partner. 00:55:39.817 --> 00:55:41.026 align:center - Okay. - Yeah, right. 00:55:41.151 --> 00:55:43.112 align:center Put two bullets in his chest and one in his head. 00:55:50.244 --> 00:55:52.204 align:center Now place the gun up against your own head. 00:55:52.329 --> 00:55:53.247 align:center Okay. 00:56:00.045 --> 00:56:00.963 align:center Pull the trigger. 00:56:01.088 --> 00:56:01.964 align:center Okay. 00:56:13.100 --> 00:56:17.730 align:center Please, please. Where is my phone? 00:56:18.439 --> 00:56:22.318 align:center I need to call my wife, my ex-wife. 00:56:23.193 --> 00:56:26.238 align:center I don't think you need to worry about calling anyone anymore. 00:56:27.823 --> 00:56:29.909 align:center I want to talk to him about his death experience. 00:56:30.784 --> 00:56:33.245 align:center What? I'm not dead? 00:56:33.370 --> 00:56:37.666 align:center Hey, Luke. You're okay. 00:56:40.544 --> 00:56:41.629 align:center No, no. 00:56:43.881 --> 00:56:46.050 align:center You know you're really so much better off than us. 00:56:46.175 --> 00:56:47.092 align:center Oh. 00:56:47.468 --> 00:56:49.345 align:center You're going to another place and... 00:56:51.764 --> 00:56:53.599 align:center we're stuck here indefinitely. 00:56:58.187 --> 00:57:02.066 align:center Well, Luke, do you believe in God? 00:57:03.025 --> 00:57:04.026 align:center Yes. 00:57:04.860 --> 00:57:06.278 align:center What about hell or the devil? 00:57:06.570 --> 00:57:07.988 align:center I don't... I don't know. 00:57:08.697 --> 00:57:09.865 align:center Do you think you'll go to heaven? 00:57:10.824 --> 00:57:15.746 align:center Yes. I just came here looking for love. 00:57:16.914 --> 00:57:19.041 align:center Joan, what's going on with you tonight? 00:57:19.208 --> 00:57:20.960 align:center I just want to see my kids. 00:57:21.085 --> 00:57:22.378 align:center Drinking straight liquor, 00:57:22.503 --> 00:57:24.755 align:center having sex with him, and now this? 00:57:24.964 --> 00:57:26.340 align:center Let's get on with it. 00:57:26.632 --> 00:57:27.967 align:center I'm not hungry. 00:57:31.178 --> 00:57:32.429 align:center Kill him. 00:57:35.766 --> 00:57:37.518 align:center Angel, angel. 00:57:38.894 --> 00:57:41.730 align:center I see green, green angels. 00:57:46.193 --> 00:57:47.027 align:center Kill him. 00:58:06.255 --> 00:58:10.801 align:center Do you like having such a short, meaningless life? 00:58:12.761 --> 00:58:15.055 align:center What do you even think you can accomplish? 00:58:17.141 --> 00:58:18.183 align:center You're damned. 00:58:19.560 --> 00:58:21.437 align:center Your soul is trapped here. 00:58:22.187 --> 00:58:24.314 align:center You're gonna go blank soon. 00:58:25.149 --> 00:58:28.110 align:center And I'm just gonna go on hanging out with my friends. 00:58:38.954 --> 00:58:40.998 align:center You can't do this to me, Elizabeth. 00:58:41.957 --> 00:58:43.500 align:center I won't let you. 00:58:45.878 --> 00:58:47.504 align:center Where the hell is Luke? 00:58:47.838 --> 00:58:50.424 align:center He started whining about his ex-wife, Aretha, 00:58:50.549 --> 00:58:52.051 align:center and then he ran back to your hotel. 00:58:52.176 --> 00:58:55.888 align:center I know what it was. I guarantee you, 00:58:56.013 --> 00:58:58.432 align:center he'll will be here tomorrow night. 00:58:58.640 --> 00:58:59.808 align:center Mm... Doubt it. 00:59:00.309 --> 00:59:02.644 align:center You should have seen the look in his eyes when he left. 00:59:03.270 --> 00:59:05.022 align:center Yeah, it was kind of intense. 00:59:05.564 --> 00:59:06.857 align:center I will tell you-- 00:59:08.817 --> 00:59:09.818 align:center Whoa. You all right? 00:59:13.155 --> 00:59:13.989 align:center - Hey. - Oh. 00:59:14.823 --> 00:59:15.741 align:center You okay there? 00:59:17.367 --> 00:59:20.120 align:center Why don't I remember Luke leaving? 00:59:21.038 --> 00:59:24.041 align:center 'Cause I have a very high alcohol tolerance. 00:59:24.833 --> 00:59:27.086 align:center So it just doesn't make sense to me. 00:59:27.211 --> 00:59:29.797 align:center Maybe it's the jet lag and the absinthe mixed. 00:59:33.801 --> 00:59:34.843 align:center Hey, aggressive. 00:59:35.969 --> 00:59:38.222 align:center Elizabeth, can I take Randall in the bathroom? 00:59:42.142 --> 00:59:42.976 align:center Sure. 00:59:43.352 --> 00:59:45.729 align:center You two need to share. I haven't eaten all night. 00:59:46.230 --> 00:59:47.147 align:center Yeah. 00:59:48.190 --> 00:59:50.776 align:center Here you go. Real tiger. 00:59:55.864 --> 00:59:56.698 align:center Ooh, baby. 00:59:58.117 --> 00:59:58.992 align:center Yeah. 01:00:11.505 --> 01:00:12.339 align:center Beautiful. 01:00:20.430 --> 01:00:21.265 align:center What's this? 01:00:21.515 --> 01:00:23.267 align:center Ah, it's just Luke's phone. 01:00:24.143 --> 01:00:25.102 align:center No, the picture. 01:00:26.562 --> 01:00:28.856 align:center Oh, it's his ex-wife and kids. 01:00:28.981 --> 01:00:32.234 align:center God, why does he still have that as his lock screen? 01:00:32.359 --> 01:00:34.528 align:center He's torturing himself, this guy. 01:00:37.656 --> 01:00:39.741 align:center Jesus. You all right? 01:00:44.997 --> 01:00:48.584 align:center Ah! Ah! Fuck. 01:00:52.671 --> 01:00:53.839 align:center What are you doing? 01:00:55.048 --> 01:00:56.175 align:center What do you mean, what am I doing? 01:00:56.592 --> 01:00:57.926 align:center You just did something to me. 01:00:58.677 --> 01:01:00.554 align:center You triggered me to have a heart attack, didn't you? 01:01:01.138 --> 01:01:04.224 align:center That's superstitious for a lawyer with a psychology degree. 01:01:04.349 --> 01:01:05.726 align:center I don't believe that could happen. 01:01:06.018 --> 01:01:06.935 align:center Call 911. 01:01:07.394 --> 01:01:08.937 align:center You did something to me, dammit. 01:01:09.438 --> 01:01:10.606 align:center What, are you scared? 01:01:12.274 --> 01:01:14.234 align:center Do you think you're going to heaven or hell? 01:01:14.401 --> 01:01:16.820 align:center I said, call 911, you psycho bitch! 01:01:16.945 --> 01:01:18.697 align:center Don't fucking talk to me like that. 01:01:19.698 --> 01:01:22.743 align:center I'm sorry, princess, baby. 01:01:23.243 --> 01:01:25.537 align:center Please just call 911, okay? 01:01:25.871 --> 01:01:27.915 align:center Do you think they have laws in heaven? 01:01:30.167 --> 01:01:32.586 align:center I mean, they only have good people in heaven, 01:01:32.711 --> 01:01:35.255 align:center so they don't really need a lawyer there. 01:01:35.380 --> 01:01:36.632 align:center You're murdering me. 01:01:36.965 --> 01:01:38.342 align:center You're fucking murdering me. 01:01:40.135 --> 01:01:41.220 align:center How does it feel? 01:01:41.345 --> 01:01:42.846 align:center I mean you've defended murderers. 01:01:43.138 --> 01:01:44.932 align:center Have you ever gotten a serial killer off? 01:01:45.057 --> 01:01:46.391 align:center What are you talking about? 01:01:46.725 --> 01:01:48.644 align:center I'm a lawyer for a marketing firm. 01:01:49.102 --> 01:01:51.313 align:center I studied consumer psychology, woman. 01:01:51.438 --> 01:01:52.314 align:center Oh, yeah? 01:01:54.441 --> 01:01:55.484 align:center Consume this. 01:01:55.817 --> 01:01:57.694 align:center - Wait, no! No! - Drink. 01:01:57.819 --> 01:01:58.654 align:center Drink. 01:02:16.588 --> 01:02:18.173 align:center Yeah! 01:02:40.237 --> 01:02:42.322 align:center The sentries have been very costly. 01:02:42.823 --> 01:02:44.700 align:center And I still have to pay the devil. 01:02:51.206 --> 01:02:52.082 align:center Oh. 01:02:53.875 --> 01:02:55.877 align:center How are you feeling, Malcolm? 01:02:56.336 --> 01:02:57.421 align:center Malcolm? 01:02:58.463 --> 01:03:00.841 align:center Oh, yeah. Yeah. 01:03:00.966 --> 01:03:02.968 align:center Let me-- let me get a video of you. 01:03:03.093 --> 01:03:04.761 align:center You look so cool right now. 01:03:10.559 --> 01:03:12.436 align:center Ra-- Randall, do you s-- ? 01:03:14.396 --> 01:03:15.647 align:center Where-- where's Randall? 01:03:16.648 --> 01:03:17.607 align:center I'm here. 01:03:18.108 --> 01:03:19.359 align:center You're just drunk, buddy. 01:03:19.609 --> 01:03:20.944 align:center Oh, come on, man. 01:03:21.069 --> 01:03:22.362 align:center Did you see what she did to my phone? 01:03:22.487 --> 01:03:24.781 align:center And I think something happened to Luke, bro. 01:03:24.990 --> 01:03:26.199 align:center We got to get out of here. 01:03:26.366 --> 01:03:27.868 align:center Ah, you worry too much. 01:03:27.993 --> 01:03:29.745 align:center Chill out, man. It's all good. 01:03:30.162 --> 01:03:32.289 align:center Stop bouncing around like a little pony. 01:03:38.170 --> 01:03:40.964 align:center Joan, did you turn Randall? 01:03:41.089 --> 01:03:43.091 align:center Well, I mean, he was really endearing in the bathroom, 01:03:43.216 --> 01:03:44.217 align:center and it just happened. 01:03:44.343 --> 01:03:45.552 align:center I know. 01:03:50.766 --> 01:03:51.850 align:center What were you thinking? 01:03:52.059 --> 01:03:54.353 align:center We haven't turned anyone in hundreds of years. 01:03:54.978 --> 01:03:56.938 align:center I was lonely and depressed, 01:03:57.064 --> 01:03:58.565 align:center and you wouldn't let me turn Luke. 01:03:59.232 --> 01:04:00.901 align:center He's not Randall anymore. 01:04:01.151 --> 01:04:02.402 align:center He's a Ramsey the Devil. 01:04:02.527 --> 01:04:03.362 align:center No! 01:04:10.327 --> 01:04:13.663 align:center You can't just get drunk and turn some dude 01:04:13.789 --> 01:04:15.165 align:center and say that you made the devil. 01:04:15.540 --> 01:04:17.209 align:center Only God can make the devil. 01:04:17.334 --> 01:04:19.002 align:center Now, he's Ramsey the Devil either way. 01:04:20.295 --> 01:04:21.713 align:center And we just let that guy go. 01:04:22.214 --> 01:04:23.882 align:center This is getting chaotic. 01:04:24.549 --> 01:04:26.009 align:center He won't go far. 01:04:26.468 --> 01:04:27.803 align:center Fucking hurts. 01:04:28.929 --> 01:04:30.389 align:center You stay here and watch over him 01:04:30.514 --> 01:04:33.016 align:center as he finishes turning into Ramsey the Devil. 01:04:33.683 --> 01:04:35.352 align:center Okay, I can do that. 01:04:37.062 --> 01:04:41.775 align:center Help! Help me! 01:04:45.862 --> 01:04:48.073 align:center Help! Somebody! 01:04:48.240 --> 01:04:49.241 align:center Slow down. 01:04:52.119 --> 01:04:54.037 align:center Don't you want to have sex with us? 01:04:54.329 --> 01:04:55.997 align:center It's starting to hurt my feelings. 01:04:57.207 --> 01:04:58.125 align:center Wait! 01:04:58.959 --> 01:05:00.210 align:center We want to help you! 01:05:00.335 --> 01:05:01.336 align:center Help me? 01:05:01.670 --> 01:05:05.757 align:center You're changing color, and you set my phone on fire! 01:05:06.133 --> 01:05:07.634 align:center Oh, you're just drunk. 01:05:09.928 --> 01:05:11.221 align:center What? What? 01:05:11.346 --> 01:05:13.432 align:center Help! Somebody! 01:05:18.437 --> 01:05:19.521 align:center What's going on? 01:05:19.980 --> 01:05:20.897 align:center What are you doin'? 01:05:24.192 --> 01:05:25.235 align:center You're killing me? 01:05:26.278 --> 01:05:27.821 align:center You're burying me alive? 01:05:28.947 --> 01:05:30.991 align:center Don't worry, you're already not alive. 01:05:32.200 --> 01:05:33.076 align:center I'm not? 01:05:34.703 --> 01:05:35.620 align:center What am I then? 01:05:35.954 --> 01:05:39.249 align:center If a thing loves, it is infinite. 01:05:40.041 --> 01:05:41.001 align:center Huh? 01:05:41.626 --> 01:05:45.464 align:center You're heavy and costly, and you have a lot of time. 01:05:45.839 --> 01:05:48.467 align:center What? That doesn't make any sense. 01:05:54.848 --> 01:05:55.682 align:center No! 01:05:58.852 --> 01:05:59.853 align:center Hey, help! 01:05:59.978 --> 01:06:02.564 align:center Help! Somebody! 01:06:04.316 --> 01:06:06.776 align:center Please! Open the door. 01:06:07.235 --> 01:06:10.113 align:center Help me! Help me! 01:06:10.655 --> 01:06:12.574 align:center Do you still want to have sex with us? 01:06:13.116 --> 01:06:14.701 align:center Or do you want us to end your weird life 01:06:14.826 --> 01:06:16.203 align:center before sex instead of after? 01:06:16.328 --> 01:06:17.204 align:center No! 01:06:17.662 --> 01:06:18.830 align:center Were you baptized? 01:06:18.955 --> 01:06:20.207 align:center Or circumcised? 01:06:21.291 --> 01:06:23.418 align:center Someone! Help me! 01:06:26.004 --> 01:06:28.089 align:center Oh, he's going to be a tasty treat. 01:06:29.633 --> 01:06:31.968 align:center Why do you want to have sex all the time? 01:06:32.260 --> 01:06:33.553 align:center You can't fall in love. 01:06:33.678 --> 01:06:35.055 align:center You're not somebody. 01:06:36.640 --> 01:06:37.516 align:center What, I'm nobody? 01:06:39.059 --> 01:06:39.893 align:center We're nothing? 01:06:40.769 --> 01:06:41.603 align:center That's it? 01:06:41.895 --> 01:06:42.729 align:center Yeah. 01:06:45.232 --> 01:06:47.651 align:center Elizabeth, can you sleep in the coffin with me today? 01:06:47.776 --> 01:06:48.610 align:center Oh! 01:06:49.694 --> 01:06:51.530 align:center I'm feeling sick and empty. 01:06:52.030 --> 01:06:55.283 align:center What? Joan, look. 01:06:55.408 --> 01:06:56.576 align:center We're letting him crawl away. 01:06:58.161 --> 01:06:59.204 align:center You're not listening to me. 01:06:59.329 --> 01:07:00.789 align:center Help! Please! 01:07:01.665 --> 01:07:02.791 align:center I won't stay! 01:07:04.334 --> 01:07:06.211 align:center This just isn't doing anything for me anymore. 01:07:06.962 --> 01:07:08.088 align:center What do you mean? 01:07:09.297 --> 01:07:11.967 align:center It's not getting me off or turning me on at all. 01:07:12.133 --> 01:07:14.594 align:center Well, do you want to torture him or something? 01:07:14.719 --> 01:07:16.721 align:center Don't! Please, help me! 01:07:16.846 --> 01:07:19.266 align:center Are we supposed to just keep doing this forever ? 01:07:19.391 --> 01:07:21.142 align:center I don't know. Yeah. 01:07:22.102 --> 01:07:24.729 align:center Let's just get this over with. It's gonna be dawn. 01:07:47.377 --> 01:07:49.212 align:center Hurry. Hurry. 01:07:52.716 --> 01:07:53.717 align:center What? 01:07:54.843 --> 01:07:57.095 align:center We haven't almost gotten caught in the dawn in over a century. 01:08:00.140 --> 01:08:01.683 align:center Joan, what are you doing? Get in here. 01:08:03.518 --> 01:08:04.394 align:center Joan. 01:08:06.521 --> 01:08:08.315 align:center I don't feel anything anymore. 01:08:09.357 --> 01:08:10.191 align:center What? 01:08:12.527 --> 01:08:13.945 align:center I want to see the sunrise. 01:08:16.364 --> 01:08:17.282 align:center Come with me. 01:08:18.158 --> 01:08:19.576 align:center You said we could sleep in the same coffin together. 01:08:19.701 --> 01:08:21.244 align:center You're being crazy. 01:08:21.369 --> 01:08:22.912 align:center - Get in here now. - I'm not crazy. 01:08:24.039 --> 01:08:25.290 align:center - Elizabeth-- - Get in here. 01:08:26.041 --> 01:08:27.584 align:center - Come with me, please. - Joan. 01:08:27.709 --> 01:08:29.461 align:center - Please. It'll be so beautiful. - No-- 01:08:29.586 --> 01:08:31.379 align:center Come on. 01:08:32.213 --> 01:08:34.341 align:center Don't do this, Joan. Don't leave me. 01:08:34.466 --> 01:08:35.425 align:center - Please. - Joan. 01:08:35.550 --> 01:08:38.178 align:center - I'm sorry. I have to. - No. No. 01:08:38.511 --> 01:08:40.889 align:center Joan! Joan! Joan! 01:08:43.183 --> 01:08:44.601 align:center Oh, my God. 01:09:11.294 --> 01:09:12.379 align:center I'll go somewhere. 01:09:13.630 --> 01:09:14.881 align:center It's so beautiful. 01:09:41.700 --> 01:09:43.201 align:center We put the devil to sleep. 01:09:45.036 --> 01:09:45.995 align:center Where is Joan? 01:09:48.623 --> 01:09:50.500 align:center The sky is red as fire by now. 01:09:52.252 --> 01:09:54.546 align:center Joan went crazy and destroyed herself. 01:09:54.796 --> 01:09:55.797 align:center What? 01:09:56.715 --> 01:09:59.592 align:center We made it back to the bar just as the sun was coming up, 01:09:59.718 --> 01:10:06.516 align:center and Joan just turned around and ran off into the daylight. 01:10:22.240 --> 01:10:23.408 align:center I'm not feeling well. 01:10:23.783 --> 01:10:24.659 align:center I'm hungry. 01:10:26.119 --> 01:10:28.079 align:center Let's make a steak and drink some ice water. 01:10:28.913 --> 01:10:29.956 align:center It's going to be a long night. 01:10:30.081 --> 01:10:32.083 align:center Albert's not getting here until tomorrow morning. 01:10:39.257 --> 01:10:40.592 align:center Are you scared of me? 01:10:42.427 --> 01:10:43.553 align:center I feel fucked up. 01:10:44.471 --> 01:10:46.765 align:center I need to get a bottle of vodka to get through this, 01:10:47.515 --> 01:10:48.975 align:center then we can have steak. 01:10:57.317 --> 01:10:58.735 align:center We're not supposed to go out tonight. 01:10:59.486 --> 01:11:00.528 align:center It's the eclipse. 01:11:00.987 --> 01:11:02.447 align:center I'll be back in five minutes. 01:11:05.700 --> 01:11:06.826 align:center The mischief. 01:11:52.163 --> 01:11:53.915 align:center Oh, I do feel it. 01:11:58.336 --> 01:11:59.629 align:center I'm a devil tonight. 01:12:01.422 --> 01:12:03.049 align:center Oh, yeah. 01:12:03.633 --> 01:12:06.678 align:center Ramsey the Devil, it's a perfect night 01:12:07.345 --> 01:12:09.806 align:center every night with Ramsey the Devil. 01:12:11.432 --> 01:12:12.350 align:center Let's do this. 01:12:15.979 --> 01:12:20.400 align:center I'm Ramsey the Devil tonight and every night. 01:12:20.817 --> 01:12:22.402 align:center Whooh! Yeah! 01:12:23.361 --> 01:12:24.320 align:center Weow! 01:12:42.630 --> 01:12:45.258 align:center Stupid glitching smart technology. 01:12:45.675 --> 01:12:48.303 align:center My phone really wants me to talk to this guy Ramsey. 01:13:03.735 --> 01:13:05.028 align:center This is a weird glitch. 01:13:05.236 --> 01:13:06.112 align:center Hey there. 01:13:06.237 --> 01:13:07.488 align:center You didn't cause it, did you? 01:13:07.739 --> 01:13:08.907 align:center No, I didn't. 01:13:09.365 --> 01:13:12.452 align:center Aren't these apps just designed to connect people anyway? 01:13:12.994 --> 01:13:16.080 align:center Yeah. I suppose they are. 01:13:16.915 --> 01:13:18.041 align:center Maybe it's a sign. 01:13:18.958 --> 01:13:22.295 align:center Or maybe the smart technology wanted us to meet up. 01:13:23.379 --> 01:13:24.714 align:center Okay, I'm bored enough to meet you. 01:13:24.839 --> 01:13:26.424 align:center I've been in my apartment for days. 01:13:26.549 --> 01:13:29.344 align:center What about that restaurant Annabelle's downtown? 01:13:29.469 --> 01:13:30.386 align:center They're open late. 01:13:30.929 --> 01:13:33.222 align:center Oh, of course. I love that place. 01:13:33.389 --> 01:13:35.350 align:center You want to meet me there in a half hour? 01:13:35.767 --> 01:13:37.143 align:center Perfect. Can you order for me? 01:13:37.268 --> 01:13:38.937 align:center I think I might be a couple minutes late. 01:13:39.270 --> 01:13:41.731 align:center Of course I can. I'll see you soon. 01:14:48.297 --> 01:14:49.966 align:center - Hey. - Hi, Ramsey. 01:14:50.091 --> 01:14:51.634 align:center - Yes. How are you? - Hey. 01:14:51.759 --> 01:14:52.760 align:center Please, please. 01:14:56.097 --> 01:14:57.140 align:center Well, this is... 01:14:57.807 --> 01:14:59.434 align:center nice and unexpected. 01:14:59.559 --> 01:15:00.518 align:center I know, right? 01:15:01.019 --> 01:15:03.146 align:center Yeah, I wasn't even gonna come out tonight either, 01:15:03.271 --> 01:15:05.189 align:center but I'm glad I did. 01:15:06.399 --> 01:15:07.942 align:center You look even nicer in person. 01:15:08.651 --> 01:15:09.485 align:center Thank you. 01:15:11.738 --> 01:15:15.283 align:center So pizza and absinthe, those are brave choices. 01:15:16.117 --> 01:15:17.285 align:center It's a brave new world. 01:15:18.870 --> 01:15:20.538 align:center - Cheers. - Cheers. 01:15:26.044 --> 01:15:27.920 align:center You have such a pretty smile. 01:15:28.171 --> 01:15:30.214 align:center Oh. Thank you. So do you. 01:15:31.674 --> 01:15:33.176 align:center I didn't know they had absinthe here. 01:15:34.927 --> 01:15:36.137 align:center I know, odd, right? Yeah. 01:15:36.262 --> 01:15:37.597 align:center They-- they do. 01:15:37.722 --> 01:15:38.639 align:center It's funny. 01:15:49.358 --> 01:15:50.234 align:center Come on right up. 01:15:50.359 --> 01:15:51.277 align:center - Whoa. - Goddamnit! 01:15:51.402 --> 01:15:52.987 align:center - Come on, you wanna go? Come on. - You wanna... 01:15:53.279 --> 01:15:54.197 align:center Shit! 01:16:02.330 --> 01:16:03.164 align:center - Whoa. - Fuck you. 01:16:03.289 --> 01:16:04.415 align:center Everyone's going berserk. 01:16:14.092 --> 01:16:14.967 align:center Let's get out of here. 01:17:21.450 --> 01:17:22.535 align:center Alexis? 01:17:35.923 --> 01:17:36.841 align:center Fuck. 01:17:45.308 --> 01:17:47.059 align:center I've never seen anything like that before. 01:17:47.476 --> 01:17:48.895 align:center No, that was pretty extreme. 01:17:49.979 --> 01:17:51.647 align:center Yeah, that wasn't just a bar fight. 01:17:51.981 --> 01:17:53.900 align:center It erupted too quickly and with too much energy, 01:17:54.025 --> 01:17:55.443 align:center and people were stabbing each other in the throats 01:17:55.568 --> 01:17:56.485 align:center with forks. 01:17:56.611 --> 01:17:57.820 align:center Yeah, it wasn't just a bar fight. 01:17:57.945 --> 01:17:58.905 align:center Nah, you're right. 01:17:59.947 --> 01:18:01.032 align:center Doesn't make any sense. 01:18:01.449 --> 01:18:02.909 align:center I mean, I walked out holding my drink. 01:18:03.284 --> 01:18:05.369 align:center Well, you were probably just in shock. 01:18:05.953 --> 01:18:06.829 align:center Sure. 01:18:08.039 --> 01:18:09.498 align:center Hey, come check this out. 01:18:10.166 --> 01:18:11.209 align:center It's pretty cool in here. 01:18:13.252 --> 01:18:14.212 align:center What a night, huh? 01:18:14.337 --> 01:18:15.296 align:center Mm-hmm. 01:18:22.386 --> 01:18:23.262 align:center Hm. 01:18:23.804 --> 01:18:25.139 align:center Sure is a beautiful night. 01:18:27.225 --> 01:18:28.142 align:center Look at that moon. 01:18:33.773 --> 01:18:35.191 align:center Ramsey, where are we going? 01:18:36.609 --> 01:18:38.444 align:center I just thought we needed to calm down a bit 01:18:38.569 --> 01:18:39.570 align:center after all that. 01:18:40.905 --> 01:18:43.366 align:center This place is beautiful here. 01:18:45.034 --> 01:18:47.036 align:center What could be mellower than here, right? 01:18:47.828 --> 01:18:50.289 align:center Why don't we call it a night? Talk later. 01:18:50.706 --> 01:18:51.874 align:center I don't think so. 01:18:52.792 --> 01:18:54.794 align:center I'm Ramsay the Devil, baby. 01:18:56.087 --> 01:18:59.423 align:center Let's just get this awkward first kiss over with, shall we? 01:18:59.632 --> 01:19:00.633 align:center Come on! 01:19:04.971 --> 01:19:06.389 align:center You can't hurt me! 01:19:07.098 --> 01:19:11.394 align:center This is your lucky night with Ramsey the Devil, baby. 01:19:11.936 --> 01:19:14.438 align:center Every night's a lucky night with me! 01:19:26.325 --> 01:19:27.743 align:center You suspicious weirdo. 01:19:29.036 --> 01:19:31.163 align:center I suspected you might be a blood-sucking fiend, 01:19:31.289 --> 01:19:33.124 align:center and that was half the reason I came out. 01:19:33.666 --> 01:19:34.583 align:center Oh, yeah? 01:19:35.626 --> 01:19:36.794 align:center What's the other half? 01:19:37.712 --> 01:19:38.879 align:center That doesn't matter now. 01:19:39.880 --> 01:19:41.340 align:center And I know they don't serve absinthe 01:19:41.465 --> 01:19:43.050 align:center at that Italian restaurant. 01:19:46.012 --> 01:19:46.846 align:center Shut up. 01:19:47.013 --> 01:19:48.222 align:center I'm Ramsey the Devil. 01:19:50.057 --> 01:19:51.726 align:center I'm gonna eat you up, little girl. 01:19:58.065 --> 01:19:59.191 align:center - Really? - Yeah! 01:20:28.471 --> 01:20:30.014 align:center It's your lucky night, baby. 01:20:30.639 --> 01:20:31.891 align:center Oh yeah. 01:20:46.238 --> 01:20:47.615 align:center I'm Ramsey the Devil. 01:20:50.034 --> 01:20:51.994 align:center Oh, this shit is solid silver. 01:20:53.454 --> 01:20:54.914 align:center See, I know what I'm doing. 01:20:55.706 --> 01:20:57.333 align:center I'm gonna send you back to hell. 01:20:57.458 --> 01:20:58.751 align:center I was never in hell. 01:20:58.876 --> 01:21:00.127 align:center Right were you belong? 01:21:00.920 --> 01:21:01.754 align:center Oh. 01:21:01.962 --> 01:21:03.881 align:center Well, I hope you like inviting innocent girls out 01:21:04.006 --> 01:21:05.091 align:center to dinner in hell. 01:21:05.424 --> 01:21:07.343 align:center Because that's where you'll be eating the rest 01:21:07.468 --> 01:21:08.719 align:center of your hot meals. 01:21:13.516 --> 01:21:15.101 align:center I guess that's it for you. 01:21:16.143 --> 01:21:18.896 align:center Dating is really dangerous nowadays. 01:21:20.147 --> 01:21:22.191 align:center You never know what you can get out there... 01:21:23.150 --> 01:21:24.902 align:center Ramsey the Devil. 01:21:39.458 --> 01:21:40.543 align:center I'm Ramsey the Devil. 01:22:29.300 --> 01:22:32.636 align:center Elizabeth! That's you, isn't it? 01:22:33.137 --> 01:22:35.264 align:center Yes, it's me. 01:22:36.724 --> 01:22:38.225 align:center Why don't you come out and fight? 01:22:38.934 --> 01:22:40.352 align:center Oh, it won't be a fight. 01:22:40.895 --> 01:22:42.605 align:center You destroyed my new friend, 01:22:42.730 --> 01:22:44.815 align:center and I'm getting tired of losing friends. 01:22:44.940 --> 01:22:46.192 align:center That was your friend? 01:22:48.360 --> 01:22:49.445 align:center That guy sucked! 01:23:02.625 --> 01:23:05.169 align:center Stupid intelligence officer. 01:23:08.214 --> 01:23:09.798 align:center What are you doing? 01:23:10.966 --> 01:23:13.219 align:center You're not even supposed to be out tonight. 01:23:22.436 --> 01:23:23.854 align:center Bye-bye, sugar pie. 01:23:26.857 --> 01:23:27.900 align:center Oh, come on. 01:23:54.218 --> 01:23:56.136 align:center I've wasted a lot of time. 01:23:57.054 --> 01:23:58.514 align:center Now you're going to die. 01:23:58.639 --> 01:23:59.848 align:center Get this thing off me. 01:24:00.808 --> 01:24:01.642 align:center Come on. 01:24:05.854 --> 01:24:08.232 align:center No. No, no, no. 01:24:09.817 --> 01:24:10.818 align:center You know you're lucky. 01:24:11.402 --> 01:24:12.861 align:center - Oh, yeah? - Mm. 01:24:13.195 --> 01:24:16.448 align:center You're about to go to the Kingdom of Paradise, right? 01:24:17.241 --> 01:24:18.158 align:center I don't want to. 01:24:20.494 --> 01:24:24.373 align:center While me... I'll just linger here forever. 01:24:25.040 --> 01:24:26.709 align:center You could pray for redemption. 01:24:27.918 --> 01:24:29.420 align:center I could give you peace. 01:24:31.672 --> 01:24:33.382 align:center See the stairway to heaven. 01:25:04.705 --> 01:25:05.873 align:center There you are. 01:25:48.666 --> 01:25:50.668 align:center You can't resist me. 01:25:51.502 --> 01:25:52.795 align:center Embrace me. 01:25:54.254 --> 01:25:56.006 align:center I'm gonna mutilate you. 01:26:00.719 --> 01:26:06.100 align:center Alexis was dead, and the long nights were back. 01:26:08.143 --> 01:26:09.770 align:center The old nights. 01:26:11.188 --> 01:26:12.898 align:center The broken nights, 01:26:14.858 --> 01:26:17.569 align:center the all-or-nothing nights, 01:26:19.363 --> 01:26:22.741 align:center the nights of blood and tears. 01:26:26.036 --> 01:26:29.289 align:center Don't think about me, happy thoughts. 01:26:33.210 --> 01:26:34.336 align:center Happy thoughts. 01:26:54.440 --> 01:26:55.399 align:center What are we gonna do now? 01:26:55.524 --> 01:26:59.278 align:center Just open the bar without Joan like normal? 01:27:00.028 --> 01:27:01.613 align:center Calm down. 01:27:02.448 --> 01:27:04.116 align:center Things can't just stop. 01:27:04.241 --> 01:27:05.868 align:center Maybe they should stop. 01:27:06.326 --> 01:27:08.537 align:center Just gonna go on like nothing happened? 01:27:08.662 --> 01:27:09.538 align:center Snap out of it. 01:27:09.663 --> 01:27:11.540 align:center You can't just leave me here completely alone 01:27:11.707 --> 01:27:13.083 align:center for eternity with Chuck. 01:27:18.172 --> 01:27:19.047 align:center I know. 01:27:20.299 --> 01:27:21.800 align:center I'm just having a moment. 01:27:23.969 --> 01:27:27.389 align:center There's only two of us left. And Chuck. 01:27:28.724 --> 01:27:30.100 align:center What are we supposed to do? 01:27:30.726 --> 01:27:33.312 align:center We can just turn one or two more girls. 01:27:34.313 --> 01:27:36.690 align:center We're not gonna be able to replace Joan. 01:27:40.778 --> 01:27:42.571 align:center I have my date tonight with the other hunter, 01:27:42.696 --> 01:27:44.448 align:center and she already shot me with a silver bullet. 01:27:44.573 --> 01:27:46.533 align:center Shot you? I thought you killed the hunter. 01:27:46.658 --> 01:27:47.951 align:center That was a different hunter. 01:27:48.202 --> 01:27:49.161 align:center Are you sure? 01:27:49.328 --> 01:27:51.580 align:center How many female hunters can there be in this town? 01:27:52.206 --> 01:27:56.168 align:center Well, there was at least two because I just killed one, 01:27:56.627 --> 01:27:58.337 align:center and then the one I've been dating 01:27:58.462 --> 01:28:00.547 align:center just showed up out of nowhere and shot me. 01:28:00.672 --> 01:28:03.801 align:center All the chips were on the table. 01:28:04.510 --> 01:28:08.764 align:center It was time to roll the dice under one last full moon. 01:28:09.515 --> 01:28:12.726 align:center I only needed one victory to redeem myself 01:28:12.851 --> 01:28:14.895 align:center from a lifetime of defeats. 01:28:15.020 --> 01:28:17.397 align:center Focus on subduing her and turning her. 01:28:21.568 --> 01:28:24.154 align:center Just finish my makeup, and then I'll call her. 01:28:41.630 --> 01:28:44.424 align:center I know you've been right here in town all along. 01:28:45.300 --> 01:28:47.511 align:center Invite me out to Club Silver Paradise 01:28:47.636 --> 01:28:50.222 align:center for our date, like we planned. 01:28:52.224 --> 01:28:53.350 align:center Meet me at the club. 01:28:54.685 --> 01:28:57.437 align:center It's as close to paradise as you're ever gonna get. 01:28:58.355 --> 01:28:59.815 align:center Thanks for reminding me. 01:29:00.190 --> 01:29:01.275 align:center I'll see you there. 01:29:24.715 --> 01:29:25.799 align:center What's wrong? 01:29:26.174 --> 01:29:27.801 align:center Don't you want to live forever, 01:29:27.926 --> 01:29:29.761 align:center forever, forever, forever? 01:29:31.722 --> 01:29:34.391 align:center The devil was ready for the violent goodbye. 01:29:35.309 --> 01:29:39.229 align:center No more hide and seek. No more happy thoughts. 01:29:39.771 --> 01:29:42.983 align:center I had to get close and make her bleed. 01:29:54.494 --> 01:29:58.165 align:center I've never known a girl Like you before 01:30:02.210 --> 01:30:05.964 align:center Now, just like in a song From days of yore 01:30:09.968 --> 01:30:13.472 align:center Here you come a-knocking, Knocking on my door 01:30:17.267 --> 01:30:21.229 align:center And I've never met a girl Like you before 01:30:57.808 --> 01:30:59.226 align:center You killed everybody. 01:30:59.643 --> 01:31:00.519 align:center I know. 01:31:01.269 --> 01:31:04.356 align:center This place is dead and soon you will be too. 01:31:26.336 --> 01:31:28.755 align:center Did I mention how hot you look with those pistols? 01:32:03.957 --> 01:32:05.667 align:center You know, I just lost a friend, too. 01:32:06.084 --> 01:32:08.045 align:center We'd been together for hundreds of years. 01:32:09.087 --> 01:32:10.172 align:center Go to hell. 01:32:10.839 --> 01:32:12.215 align:center I'm already in it. 01:32:28.148 --> 01:32:29.191 align:center Gotta shoot me. 01:32:36.782 --> 01:32:39.659 align:center You're a pretty good shot, but not good enough. 01:32:40.368 --> 01:32:41.453 align:center Now, it's my turn. 01:33:18.740 --> 01:33:20.325 align:center Eternity doesn't mean much 01:33:20.450 --> 01:33:22.536 align:center if you don't have someone to share it with. 01:33:23.662 --> 01:33:26.957 align:center Well, what are you waiting for? 01:33:28.333 --> 01:33:29.709 align:center You remind me of Joan. 01:33:32.087 --> 01:33:34.506 align:center I'm not Joan! 01:33:45.642 --> 01:33:48.395 align:center This can go one of two ways, Cora. 01:33:49.855 --> 01:33:53.150 align:center I could just kill you, and when you die, 01:33:53.650 --> 01:33:57.279 align:center it will be an endless sleep where there's nothing. 01:33:58.530 --> 01:34:03.118 align:center Or I could turn you, and we could be friends forever. 01:34:03.243 --> 01:34:04.369 align:center Burn in hell! 01:34:30.729 --> 01:34:32.939 align:center What do you really have to live for anyway. 01:34:34.274 --> 01:34:36.067 align:center Puppy dogs and ice cream. 01:34:45.535 --> 01:34:46.494 align:center I don't know. 01:34:48.580 --> 01:34:50.999 align:center Do you want to have a drink and talk about it? 01:34:52.876 --> 01:34:54.669 align:center Guess I'm out of options. 01:34:55.128 --> 01:34:56.046 align:center You're not. 01:34:57.214 --> 01:34:59.424 align:center It's supposed to be a date anyway. 01:35:25.742 --> 01:35:27.577 align:center You're gonna go blank soon. 01:36:27.804 --> 01:36:29.055 align:center I'm okay, you know? 01:36:29.597 --> 01:36:31.099 align:center That bitch in front of you is damned. 01:36:31.308 --> 01:36:32.142 align:center I'm fine. 01:36:34.728 --> 01:36:35.937 align:center What does it feel like? 01:36:37.814 --> 01:36:40.358 align:center Well, it definitely feels really good at first. 01:37:00.003 --> 01:37:01.338 align:center Feels good at first? 01:37:02.422 --> 01:37:03.840 align:center How about after this? 01:37:07.719 --> 01:37:09.888 align:center How's this feel at first? 01:37:11.890 --> 01:37:14.601 align:center Now you're as close to paradise as you'll ever be. 01:38:40.937 --> 01:38:44.732 align:center Jesus, I thought you'd be either dead or damned 01:38:44.858 --> 01:38:46.109 align:center by the time we got here. 01:38:46.568 --> 01:38:48.987 align:center War is a game best played with a grin. 01:38:51.656 --> 01:38:53.283 align:center And you've done a noble job. 01:38:53.908 --> 01:38:55.618 align:center I don't know what noble means. 01:38:55.910 --> 01:38:56.870 align:center You're late. 01:38:59.456 --> 01:39:00.540 align:center Let's sweep the bar. 01:39:01.166 --> 01:39:02.625 align:center There are no survivors. 01:39:05.920 --> 01:39:07.422 align:center Wasn't I so passionate 01:39:07.547 --> 01:39:10.175 align:center about wanting to kill Elizabeth Bathory 01:39:10.300 --> 01:39:12.051 align:center that I fell in love with her? 01:39:13.678 --> 01:39:18.892 align:center Maybe killing her was the only happy thing I could think of. 01:39:30.403 --> 01:39:31.279 align:center Oh. 01:39:33.865 --> 01:39:34.782 align:center Oh, shit. 01:39:36.075 --> 01:39:37.368 align:center Did I drink the blood? 01:39:38.745 --> 01:39:40.747 align:center You drank the blood. You drank the blood. 01:39:40.872 --> 01:39:41.831 align:center You're right. 01:39:42.540 --> 01:39:44.125 align:center I drank the blood. 01:39:50.840 --> 01:39:53.968 align:center I drank the blood, drank the blood, the blood. 01:39:58.932 --> 01:40:01.392 align:center The memories would remain shuffled 01:40:01.518 --> 01:40:03.228 align:center like an old deck of cards. 01:40:05.980 --> 01:40:10.818 align:center And the story untold like a dream that was too sweet. 01:40:12.403 --> 01:40:16.032 align:center The cold, forever night was finally grinning 01:40:16.157 --> 01:40:19.536 align:center and touching my neck with its salty breath. 01:40:20.411 --> 01:40:23.122 align:center I became the devil's concubine. 01:40:23.748 --> 01:40:25.208 align:center A servant... 01:40:26.543 --> 01:40:28.336 align:center of the Countess... 01:40:29.003 --> 01:40:32.715 align:center Elizabeth Bathory. 01:40:49.107 --> 01:40:50.275 align:center Hello. 01:40:50.525 --> 01:40:51.693 align:center You look nice. 01:40:55.822 --> 01:40:57.615 align:center I'm hungry and cold. 01:40:57.991 --> 01:41:00.535 align:center I want you to hug me and take me out to dinner.