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Hey, you look nice.

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Thanks, so do you.

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I'm excited for tomorrow night.

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We're finally going to meet.

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Yeah, I know.
Well, I'm all packed up.

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Gonna leave in the mornin',
fly down there

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and meet you in that
cool-looking little absinthe bar

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that you suggested.

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There you go, sweetheart.

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Thank you, ma'am.

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Are you okay, lonely stranger?

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You look a little down.

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Tell you ladies, the truth...

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I was supposed to meet a girl
named Elizabeth in here,

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but looks like she stood me up.

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In my opinion, if she's
gonna be that flaky,

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you're better off finding out
before you even meet her.

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To Elizabeth.

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What are you drinkin'?

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It's absinthe.

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I just like to mix it
with other stuff.

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Keeps things interesting.

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This one's on me.

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Since you're here,
you might as well drink absinthe

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until you see the Green Fairy.

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What Green Fairy?

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In the past,
absinthe was outlawed

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and blamed for the immoral
behavior of society.

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It's said that vivid
hallucinations of a Green Fairy

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would appear to the man
drinking it,

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and she would seduce him
into ungodly mischief.

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To ungodly mischief,

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and here's to Green Fairies.

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To fairies.

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Woohoo! To fairies!

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You're not real.

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Can you see me?

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Yeah.

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But I drank too much absinthe.

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And now I'm hallucinating.

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A Green Fairy.

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The fairy just looks like you

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'cause I've been thinking
about you all fucking night.

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How I flew all the way across
the country just to meet you,

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and you stood me up.

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- No.
- Yeah.

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No, I didn't stand you up.

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Ya did.

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I said I would meet you here,

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and here I am,
here I am, here I am.

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This is a fucking weird
hallucination.

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I think this night's
gonna get good, baby doll.

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You're inside my brain.
You're not real.

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Well, if you want me
to prove you're not crazy,

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come outside the bar

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and meet me across the street
in the alley.

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And you can do whatever you want
to me, just like I promised.

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At this point...

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it seems like I should get back
to my hotel.

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Perfectly genius.

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Well, I guess this
Green Fairy myth is real.

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Most myths are real.

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Otherwise, why would people
keep talking about them?

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No, ladies,
myths are allegories.

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They're not physical.

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This should cover it.

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I should, uh, go home
while I still can.

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Night, ladies.

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This allegory isn't real...
isn't real... isn't real.

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Jesus.

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Eric. Eric.

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What the fuck.

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- Eric?
- Yeah.

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What the fuck?!

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See? I told you I'd be here.

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No, no, no.

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No, no, no, no.

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There ain't no grave

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Can hold my body down

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There ain't no grave

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Can hold my body down

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Ooh-ooh, ooh

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When I hear
That trumpet sound

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Gonna rise right out
Of the ground

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I see a band of angels

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They're coming after me

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There ain't no grave

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Can hold my body down

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There ain't no grave

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Can hold my body down

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The light falls
Through the air

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Love falls through the air

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The light falls

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Through the air

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Light falls

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Through the air

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Light falls through the air

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I see a band of angels

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They're coming after me

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Well, look down
Yonder Gabriel

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And put your feet in the sea

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I wanna see you.

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I'm a soldier.

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I'm a former killer,

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a former mercenary.

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Everyone I knew
was left in the blood

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in the five recent
and forgotten wars.

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I left the best parts
of myself in the ashes.

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I'd been recruited
by an organization

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that fit my skillset.

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Now I only hunt the damned,
where I forget the faces

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of the countless lives
I've taken.

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Good God.

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How does Joan drink this
absinthe and blood mix?

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Ugh!

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Why are you even
trying to drink it?

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You know she gets drunk
like a human.

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You like to bathe in blood,

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and Joan is down
in the catacombs,

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buried in earth, drunk,
sleeping with the spiders

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and the snails and the slugs.

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I don't do any of that shit.

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I drink clean blood,

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and I sleep
in a clean velvet coffin.

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We've been here
a 100 years.

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So nice.

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Are you tracking my location?

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Yes.
You're close to the target.

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Think of puppy dogs
and ice cream,

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whatever makes you happy,
childhood memories.

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We don't want them
getting inside your mind.

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Got it.

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No more talking
till you get back.

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Okay, bye for now.

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Bye.

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It's time we stop
in-person hunting.

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The remote online hunting
has been going so well.

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We can give
the locals a break.

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Won't only hunting online
and dating apps

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be even more trackable?

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Everything is being tracked
in this day and age.

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But AI doesn't appear to be able
to calculate our existence

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as a realistic possibility.

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The odds of us actually
being here

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go against the algorithms.

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Chuck, what are you waiting for?

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Make me feel good!

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You're just sitting there
like you're waiting for a train.

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Train?
No, I never travel by trains.

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They're dangerous.
They derail--

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Get on with it!

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Temptation is like the devil.

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I like it.

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It's okay.

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Do it to me.

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Hmm.

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Bye-bye.

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Don't forget about me.

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For you, Elizabeth.
For you.

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I need a cup of that.

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Jesus.

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Happy thoughts,
happy thoughts.

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God, what was love like
before the war?

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Not helping.

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I wanna kiss you.

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Elizabeth Bathory,
she was a countess

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that didn't need
to fight at all.

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She never went into battle.

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She was just draining hundreds
of young maidens of their blood

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in her castle.

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Now, other historical figures
have been held up

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as the inspiration for
fictional vampires and witches,

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and what have you,
but not Elizabeth.

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She is thought to have
the highest death count

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of any serial killer in history.

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And that defines her
as a serial killer because...?

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Well, she wasn't going
into battle defending her lands

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or even going
after other royalty.

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I mean, her ambition
was just to kill

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as many young women as possible

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and bathe in their blood
for no explicable reason.

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And if that's not
a serial killer,

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I don't know what is.

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So she was always a vampire?

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She is thought
to be one of the oldest

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and most cunning of her breed.

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Most people think she died back
in 1614,

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but Cora, you found her.

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I'm supposed to chat
with her tomorrow night,

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and I'm a little nervous,
to be honest.

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I'm a soldier, not a spy.

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What more information
do we need?

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I bullseyed her location,
recorded her bathing in blood.

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We don't know how many
we're dealing with

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or the full layout
of their lair.

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There could be an army
of these beasts stretching down

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to a palace beneath the earth.

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You're gonna have
to continue as planned

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and make your call
with her tomorrow night.

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That'll buy us time
to figure out

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how to destroy these beasts.

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This is stupid.

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I found Elizabeth,
and we're not gonna do anything.

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We're making a lot of progress.

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Fine.

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I'll keep flirting
with the devil.

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Going to bed.

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Luke, you've got to stop

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bothering Jennifer and the staff

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about your damn divorce.

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It's been going on
for like six months.

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I'm not bothering her.

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She's my friend.

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Yeah, well, you're bothering me,
and you're my friend.

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It's true, buddy.

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Nobody wants to hear about
your divorce every day at work.

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Maybe it's time for a therapist,

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because I'm running out
of options here.

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You don't know what it's like.

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Aretha turned on me.

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She took my house, my kids.

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She's trying to take everything
from me,

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including my fucking sanity.

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I'm aware of all that.

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I get it,
and I agree with you.

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But as your lawyer,

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I've got to advise you
to just shut up now.

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All right.

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What about the girls
you've been chatting with, huh?

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- Yes.
- Huh?

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And don't you have a video call
with one today?

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Do I look like I'm ready
for a video call?

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Well, get ready,
'cause you're doin' it.

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Otherwise, the way I see it,
my friend's a dead man.

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Now let's see what we got.

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Jesus.

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The way these girls set up
their profiles

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on these dating apps
is incredible.

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These three women are trying
to convince us to meet them

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at the same absinthe lounge
in Savannah this weekend.

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They're all with the same
modeling agency.

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I mean, the disinternet
advertising is off the charts.

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Mm-hmm.

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Look at this.
It's legitimate.

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And it's one of the oldest
absinthe bars in the country.

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I don't know.

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It sounds like they're
a bunch of rich girls.

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And that Joan chick
is really landed on strong.

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She wants me to come out there.

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That's great.
You start listening to Joan.

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It's a good thing.

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Stop listening
to your ex-wife.

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Thank you.

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I just got an idea.

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- Uh-oh.
- You ready?

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What if I agreed
to meet Elizabeth on Saturday,

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and you both agreed
to meet the other two?

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I mean, we deserve a break, right?

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Oh, shit.

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I'm supposed to video chat
with Joan in two minutes.

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Great, don't be late.

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- I don't think I can do it.
- You got this.

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You're a handsome man, be charming.

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Let's hope she's a no-show.

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Well, hey there, stranger.

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You look nice.

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Thanks, Joan.
You look... amazin'.

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So you really want me
to fly all the way out there

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for a date?

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What?
You don't think I'm worth it?

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No, I didn't mean like that.
I was just...

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just hoping that you would
be willing to fly to me.

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That's all.

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Well, if we're gonna meet
in person,

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one of us is gonna have
to travel.

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Yeah.

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You need a vacation.

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You know we've been chatting
for days,

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and you keep going on and on
about all of your new investors,

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then even if it's good,
sounds stressful.

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Maybe I do need a vacation.

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How about this weekend?

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Oh, this weekend
would be perfect.

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It's a masquerade this Saturday,

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and we could see each other
for the first time in costume.

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Costumes and masquerades.

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Be fun and romantic.

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I'll be there.

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Perfect.

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Call when you're here.

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Okay, babe.

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Toodle-oo.

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I'm proud of you.

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I am proud of you.

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Salud.

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Salud.

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Have some wine, and relax.

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Happy thoughts.

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You look perfectly innocent.

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I'm an assassin.

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I'm sitting here in this pink,
whatever this is.

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I'm not right for this
part of the job.

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I don't want a fuckin' stuffed animal
and a bowl of popcorn.

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I want an AK
and a wooden stake.

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Happy thoughts, relax.

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What are happy thoughts?

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You can't be serious when you
say puppy dogs and ice cream.

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Is it a code?

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Yeah, sure, it's code
for whatever makes you happy.

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The geo spoofing appears
to be working on her perfectly.

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I changed your IP address

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so she thinks
you're two states away

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instead of two miles.

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Great.

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I have a chat with her
in approximately one minute.

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And you're gonna be great.

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Just go to your little
inside utopia.

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Go fuck yourself.

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Hey.

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Hey, you look nice.

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Are you on the beach
in your underwear?

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It's a really nice night,
and it's hot.

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There's a private stretch
of beach here

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where no one ever goes at night,

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so I just come down here
and hang out.

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That sounds great.

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I wish I lived near
a private beach

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where I could hang out,

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drink wine at night
in my underwear,

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and still have internet service.

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You look cute.

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What are you up to?

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I don't feel cute.

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Well, come next weekend, then.

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A trip next weekend
sounds amazing.

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We can hang out,
I can show you around town.

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Would you like me
to fly you here

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and get you your own hotel room?

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That sounds amazing.

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I'll book your trip right now

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and email you
all the information.

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Thank you so much.

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I can't wait to get you here
in person so I can kiss you.

25:39.727 --> 25:40.811
Me too.

25:41.187 --> 25:43.189
I'll book your trip
right now and call you back.

25:43.564 --> 25:45.483
- Cheers.
- Cheers.

26:02.708 --> 26:03.876
Tell me you want me.

26:11.467 --> 26:12.468
Tell me you love me.

26:12.593 --> 26:14.720
I love-- I love--

26:21.769 --> 26:22.853
Tell me you want me.

26:24.897 --> 26:25.815
No!

26:26.732 --> 26:27.942
Tell me you want me!

26:30.820 --> 26:31.821
Are you afraid?

26:32.947 --> 26:33.989
Tell me you love me.

26:34.115 --> 26:36.075
I-- I--

26:50.548 --> 26:52.049
- Chuck!
- Well...

26:52.424 --> 26:56.470
You got blood all over
my fancy new beach background!

27:11.694 --> 27:13.362
I'm excited for our date.

27:15.656 --> 27:16.490
You did great.

27:16.740 --> 27:18.826
- What?
- I said you did great!

27:23.080 --> 27:24.623
You know, happy thoughts.

27:26.250 --> 27:28.377
Only helpful if you have any.

27:30.421 --> 27:31.922
Why is it so important?

27:32.173 --> 27:33.007
Hmm.

27:33.716 --> 27:35.551
So that demons don't get
inside your head

27:35.676 --> 27:37.595
and make you axe murder us
both in the night?

27:39.054 --> 27:42.266
Did you feel dizzy or lose
your sense of time and space?

27:43.350 --> 27:44.977
No, I'm fine.

27:46.520 --> 27:47.897
Anyway, we should focus.

27:48.105 --> 27:50.065
Yes, back to destroying Elizabeth.

27:50.691 --> 27:54.778
You have combat experience,
but these things are not human.

27:55.154 --> 27:56.906
They'll shred your brain
in your sleep

27:57.198 --> 27:58.657
and make you slit
your own throat.

27:59.700 --> 28:01.619
Albert wants us
to get more information,

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and you're going to go back
and gather it.

28:04.830 --> 28:06.749
Okay, Miss Intelligence.

28:07.666 --> 28:10.544
Send me back
into the vampire lair alone

28:10.669 --> 28:13.172
and to their bar during
a masquerade party

28:13.297 --> 28:14.798
so I can get myself killed

28:14.924 --> 28:16.592
and my soul sucked out
of my ears

28:16.717 --> 28:19.011
while I gather intel
we already have.

28:19.803 --> 28:21.305
That's what you guys want.

28:28.020 --> 28:32.274
I was dating the devil
as a soldier following orders.

28:32.733 --> 28:34.902
But why did I like it?

28:35.611 --> 28:39.448
Was it the anticipation
of a warm redemption

28:39.573 --> 28:41.283
that I presumed I would feel

28:41.408 --> 28:43.869
when I drove a stake
through her heart?

28:51.835 --> 28:54.129
Take a selfie.
Jocelyn, take a selfie.

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It's true.
I can see the Green Fairy.

29:23.951 --> 29:27.288
White on white translucent
Black capes

29:28.205 --> 29:29.707
Back on the rack

29:35.045 --> 29:36.922
Bela Lugosi's dead

29:37.089 --> 29:40.009
The bats have left
The bell tower

29:40.467 --> 29:42.386
The victims have been bled

29:42.511 --> 29:45.931
Red velvet lines
The black box

29:47.641 --> 29:49.560
Bela Lugosi's dead

30:00.612 --> 30:03.282
What may I get for you, darling?

30:03.949 --> 30:05.367
A glass of absinthe.

30:12.207 --> 30:14.543
Undead, undead, undead

30:24.803 --> 30:27.097
Undead, undead, undead

30:27.222 --> 30:32.102
The virginal brides
File past his...

30:32.269 --> 30:33.354
Your absinthe is ready.

30:33.479 --> 30:36.315
Strewn with time's
Dead flowers

30:36.440 --> 30:39.443
Bereft in deathly bloom

30:39.568 --> 30:44.323
Alone in a darkened room,
The count

30:47.576 --> 30:48.952
- Hi.
- Hi.

30:49.078 --> 30:51.413
- You look good.
- So do you.

30:52.873 --> 30:54.500
You clearly see the girl
at the end of the bar

30:54.625 --> 30:56.168
with the skull mask in all red?

30:56.668 --> 30:58.045
- Yummy.
- No.

30:58.379 --> 30:59.546
She's heavily armed.

31:00.756 --> 31:01.965
She's a hunter or something.

31:02.841 --> 31:03.967
She is a hunter.

31:05.260 --> 31:07.471
And I'm scheduled to kill her
this weekend.

31:08.138 --> 31:10.265
I think you should
kill her now.

31:11.058 --> 31:13.268
I'll kill her
when she's invited me to.

31:13.769 --> 31:14.978
We don't want
to attract attention

31:15.104 --> 31:16.313
and bring more of them.

31:16.980 --> 31:19.149
Okay, but what about the guys?

31:19.733 --> 31:20.776
Our lover boys from out of town

31:20.901 --> 31:22.403
will be arriving
in about an hour.

31:22.778 --> 31:25.948
Just text them to meet us
at Club Silver Paradise.

31:26.532 --> 31:28.659
You stay here
and keep the party going.

31:29.284 --> 31:30.953
The hunter won't
notice anything.

31:41.797 --> 31:43.507
She'll just leave
when the party's over,

31:43.632 --> 31:45.926
and I'll bring the guys
back here after hours.

33:06.215 --> 33:07.341
What are you doing?

33:11.261 --> 33:12.930
It feels so good in the earth.

33:22.981 --> 33:24.942
I'm tired.
I don't want to move.

33:25.359 --> 33:27.277
Well, you're going
to stay tired forever

33:27.402 --> 33:30.697
if you just lay half-buried
in the dirt, eating bugs.

33:30.906 --> 33:32.741
You need to get back
on your diet.

33:38.705 --> 33:39.623
Look at me.

33:40.707 --> 33:43.126
Our guys are coming
into town tonight.

33:44.253 --> 33:45.087
Already?

33:48.173 --> 33:49.049
Oh, I'm...

33:56.765 --> 33:58.308
Okay. Help me get ready.

34:25.794 --> 34:29.214
My superior officer
Alexis

34:30.257 --> 34:32.718
was emotionally scattered,

34:33.510 --> 34:36.430
not ready for the nightmare
that was to come.

34:36.847 --> 34:39.766
What in God's name
are you doing?

34:43.854 --> 34:45.647
I thought you were
the intelligence.

34:50.235 --> 34:52.279
I am adding a new skill
to my arsenal

34:52.404 --> 34:53.905
for my dating profile.

34:59.953 --> 35:02.331
So you send me back
to the lair

35:02.539 --> 35:07.461
and then just start doing your
crazy online courtship rituals

35:07.586 --> 35:09.755
and leisurely working out.

35:09.880 --> 35:12.257
Staying fit is my job.

35:12.507 --> 35:14.718
That's supposed
to be my job, too.

35:14.926 --> 35:16.470
But I keep getting sent back

35:16.595 --> 35:18.597
into the demon lair
to get drunk,

35:18.722 --> 35:20.390
told to have happy thoughts

35:20.974 --> 35:23.852
and to have romantic video chats
with the devil.

35:26.563 --> 35:30.567
I liked her,
but people close to me get hurt.

35:31.026 --> 35:32.694
I was good at violence,

35:33.445 --> 35:36.156
and there was a violent job
to be done.

35:36.365 --> 35:38.742
Focus on your upper body
and breathe.

35:39.534 --> 35:41.244
Punching like you're angry
at something.

35:43.914 --> 35:45.832
What has gotten into you?

35:46.041 --> 35:49.503
I got dumped by the Frenchman.

35:50.087 --> 35:51.672
I don't know,
maybe you're right.

35:51.797 --> 35:53.465
There was just
so much pressure.

35:53.799 --> 35:56.176
You left on one
of my dating apps,

35:56.510 --> 35:59.221
and I made six dates
all for tonight,

35:59.346 --> 36:01.640
thinking they would cancel,
but then none of them canceled,

36:01.765 --> 36:04.810
and I freaked out,
and I canceled all of them.

36:05.143 --> 36:07.145
And I feel like my head
is swollen.

36:07.270 --> 36:08.730
I'm putting my life
on the line

36:08.855 --> 36:10.732
and you're in here having
emotional breakdowns

36:10.857 --> 36:12.234
about dating?

36:12.484 --> 36:15.779
Well, it's all
because of the lunar eclipse.

36:18.198 --> 36:19.783
The eclipse is tomorrow.

36:25.122 --> 36:26.873
I just want to touch up
your lips and your eyeliner

36:26.998 --> 36:28.709
without messing up
your rhinestones.

36:29.376 --> 36:30.794
I've done your makeup
so many times,

36:30.919 --> 36:31.920
I thought you were me.

36:32.587 --> 36:34.047
I forgot what I looked like.

36:34.840 --> 36:36.049
How come we can see ourselves

36:36.174 --> 36:38.009
with their modern
digital technology?

36:38.885 --> 36:40.387
There were no reflections
in mirrors and water

36:40.512 --> 36:41.763
in what felt like forever.

36:42.180 --> 36:44.015
Then, with modern
digital cameras,

36:44.224 --> 36:45.809
it captures our image
like we're humans.

36:46.184 --> 36:47.060
Why is that?

36:49.187 --> 36:53.191
Because AI and digital cameras
are in league with the devil.

36:53.650 --> 36:54.609
And so are we.

36:54.860 --> 36:56.319
Hmm. Well, if we're in league
with the devil,

36:56.445 --> 36:57.404
then where is he?

36:57.529 --> 36:58.405
I never met him.

36:59.239 --> 37:02.075
Listen, there's
a hunter upstairs.

37:02.200 --> 37:03.994
Ugh. Why do you two care?

37:04.286 --> 37:07.372
Well, in theory,
hunters know how to destroy us.

37:08.331 --> 37:09.791
Well, at this point,
would that even matter?

37:10.500 --> 37:12.627
Aren't we gonna be destroyed
when humans turn the planet

37:12.753 --> 37:14.421
into a seared bowl
of ash anyway?

37:14.588 --> 37:16.465
Well, they might just crash
their own population,

37:16.590 --> 37:18.216
and then we wouldn't
be destroyed.

37:19.050 --> 37:20.719
Things would just start
to get normal again.

37:20.844 --> 37:22.012
Oh, so what's your plan?

37:22.637 --> 37:23.847
You're just gonna keep hiding
in the dark

37:23.972 --> 37:25.724
and killing humans indefinitely?

37:26.641 --> 37:29.227
Yes, that's our only option.

37:30.145 --> 37:32.105
Being destroyed
would be even worse.

37:32.856 --> 37:35.025
We could be trapped
as ash forever

37:35.150 --> 37:37.861
and then blow away in the wind

37:37.986 --> 37:40.906
and get caught in the sunlight
and create rainbows.

37:41.031 --> 37:42.032
Mm.

37:42.532 --> 37:45.368
Some of us have been turned
to statues or beach foam.

37:45.494 --> 37:49.122
I even heard of this one girl
who was turned into a painting.

37:49.915 --> 37:51.666
Still doesn't sound worse
than this.

37:53.001 --> 37:54.920
Well, we wouldn't be together.

37:55.253 --> 37:57.255
We wouldn't be able to do
each other's makeup.

37:59.925 --> 38:00.884
I love you.

38:01.259 --> 38:03.261
You'd make a pretty painting.
Let me paint you.

38:04.930 --> 38:07.098
Let's just go get
these guys first, okay?

38:07.516 --> 38:08.433
Okay.

38:22.280 --> 38:23.198
Yeah!

38:24.574 --> 38:25.617
Damn it! God!

38:25.742 --> 38:28.411
Would you just drive fast
but smoothly, Elizabeth?

38:30.330 --> 38:31.873
This is good,
fresh blood and absinthe.

38:31.998 --> 38:33.333
Would you stop
with the swerving?

38:33.708 --> 38:36.336
I'm driving the same way
that I always drive.

38:38.630 --> 38:41.216
Get these guys,
gonna get their hearts racing,

38:41.341 --> 38:43.593
and thin their blood
with absinthe, and then, boom!

38:43.718 --> 38:45.178
It's gonna be great.

38:46.179 --> 38:48.890
Oh, I feel tingly all over
just thinking about it.

38:49.766 --> 38:52.310
Oh, I'm gonna kill
somebody so good for you.

38:52.435 --> 38:53.603
It's gonna be a show.

38:56.773 --> 38:57.941
Do you wanna have sex?

38:58.608 --> 39:01.695
Joan, I don't get you.
Not even about sex.

39:01.820 --> 39:04.948
Well, no, we're about living forever
and drinking people's blood.

39:05.115 --> 39:08.410
I just don't understand
some of your human-like urges.

39:12.247 --> 39:13.540
Run these motherfuckers over.

39:13.665 --> 39:15.375
- Yeah, you just told me about him.
- I know...

39:16.042 --> 39:18.461
Smash into these lovey-dovey cutie pies.

39:24.342 --> 39:25.760
Ah. It's beautiful.

39:25.886 --> 39:27.470
It's like a drive-thru.

39:28.555 --> 39:29.472
Bye-bye.

39:32.601 --> 39:33.685
That was refreshing.

39:34.227 --> 39:35.979
It wasn't exactly
what I had in mind.

39:36.563 --> 39:38.857
I thought they were just
gonna go underneath the car.

39:39.190 --> 39:41.234
Didn't realize they were gonna
splatter all over us

39:41.359 --> 39:42.319
like a typhoon.

39:43.486 --> 39:46.406
We gotta go back home and
get dressed up all over again.

39:46.698 --> 39:48.033
No, we can go
to the club like this.

39:48.825 --> 39:50.285
People are stupid,
they're never gonna think

39:50.410 --> 39:52.412
that we're actually covered
in human blood.

39:53.079 --> 39:55.290
Now we look worse
than a Jackson Pollock painting.

40:00.045 --> 40:01.379
Yeah!

40:08.094 --> 40:09.471
Good shit, man.

40:09.596 --> 40:11.890
You're only going to get
a little fucked up.

40:12.015 --> 40:15.810
It's a little bit of
a hallucinogenic kind of trip.

40:19.689 --> 40:21.691
Hey, is it possible
that we flew all the way

40:21.816 --> 40:23.360
down here just to get stood up?

40:24.152 --> 40:26.947
These girls are an hour late,
man, after switching venues.

40:27.822 --> 40:29.115
They'll be here, man.

40:29.282 --> 40:30.909
- It's all good.
- All right.

40:37.332 --> 40:38.708
We're gonna get ready again

40:38.833 --> 40:41.461
and go pick up these three guys, remember?

40:41.670 --> 40:43.213
Okay. Well,
after we kill these three guys,

40:43.338 --> 40:45.048
would you sleep
with me in my coffin today?

40:45.423 --> 40:48.760
I'll do it if you just focus
on our date first.

41:19.499 --> 41:20.750
Come on in, ladies.

41:44.190 --> 41:48.236
Hey, you want me to buy you
a drink or something?

41:49.404 --> 41:50.238
No.

41:50.572 --> 41:52.490
I want you to go home
and hang yourself

41:52.615 --> 41:54.367
with a thick extension cord.

41:54.743 --> 41:55.660
Come on, now.

41:57.287 --> 41:59.330
Do as I say,
as I say.

41:59.664 --> 42:01.750
Okay. That's a good idea.

42:05.003 --> 42:06.671
I'm not in a club.

42:06.796 --> 42:08.089
What are you talking about?

42:08.757 --> 42:09.883
Who the hell you talking to?

42:17.682 --> 42:19.225
Are you fucking kidding me?

42:20.060 --> 42:22.270
You're not getting your
phone back or your ex-wife.

42:22.395 --> 42:23.772
Get your shit together, man.

42:23.897 --> 42:25.440
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

42:26.566 --> 42:28.443
She's fuckin' killin' me.

42:28.568 --> 42:30.361
You never have
to apologize to me.

42:30.487 --> 42:31.321
- You know that.
- All right.

42:31.446 --> 42:33.782
I love you.
Just take a sip and focus.

42:33.907 --> 42:35.450
Okay. Cheers. Cheers.

42:35.575 --> 42:36.951
- Cheers.
- Okay, got it.

42:39.079 --> 42:39.954
Bingo.

42:41.456 --> 42:43.249
All three of them
sitting together.

42:43.583 --> 42:44.793
Modern and oily.

42:44.918 --> 42:45.919
Just how you like them.

42:49.089 --> 42:51.049
Well, don't just stand
there staring at me.

42:51.841 --> 42:53.468
Let's go dance next
to their table.

42:53.593 --> 42:55.011
They'll invite us to sit down.

42:58.306 --> 43:01.267
The sad one, Luke,
I think I want to make him happy

43:01.392 --> 43:02.769
before we kill him
and drink his blood.

43:04.354 --> 43:05.188
What for?

43:05.980 --> 43:08.650
I just want to be close to him
and accelerate his pulse.

43:09.025 --> 43:10.610
Makes the blood gush out
quicker anyway.

43:10.819 --> 43:12.654
You can't turn back
into a human.

43:12.779 --> 43:15.532
You know, you're drinking liquor
and wanting sex.

43:15.657 --> 43:16.616
It's totally fucked up.

43:16.741 --> 43:17.784
Don't worry about me.

43:18.118 --> 43:19.702
Let's just go dance near them,
like you said.

43:22.455 --> 43:25.583
I've never known a girl
Like you before

43:29.838 --> 43:33.466
Now just like in a song
From days of yore

43:37.554 --> 43:40.056
Here you come knocking,
Knocking on my...

43:41.808 --> 43:43.768
- What?
- I-- is that them?

43:44.894 --> 43:48.857
Well, I've never met a girl
Like you before

43:53.862 --> 43:55.238
- Oh.
- Game time.

43:55.363 --> 43:56.197
I told you.

43:58.825 --> 43:59.909
We're in business, boys.

44:00.034 --> 44:01.202
Wait, wait.
Come on, man.

44:01.327 --> 44:03.413
Go easy, man.
Go easy.

44:07.167 --> 44:08.084
Oh.

44:09.502 --> 44:12.297
Hello, ladies.
How are you?

44:13.923 --> 44:15.508
Do you want to hear
my crazy fetish?

44:16.426 --> 44:18.636
Yeah, well, I don't know.
How crazy is it?

44:18.970 --> 44:21.347
I just love
when guys invite me places.

44:21.556 --> 44:25.101
Sit at tables, have a drink,
go outside and hug, anything.

44:25.768 --> 44:26.644
Right.

44:27.187 --> 44:29.355
That sounds more like a joke
than a fetish,

44:29.480 --> 44:32.317
but I'll be happy for you guys
to come to the table with us.

44:32.692 --> 44:33.526
Come on.

44:34.527 --> 44:36.321
- Look alive, boys!
- Hey!

44:36.446 --> 44:37.739
Wow, that is Joan.

44:38.031 --> 44:39.282
Oh, wow.

44:41.910 --> 44:43.036
- Wow.
- Oh, wow.

44:44.954 --> 44:47.123
Well, are you guys going
to invite us to sit down?

44:47.415 --> 44:49.292
Yes. By all means, please.

44:49.417 --> 44:50.460
Sit down.
Have a drink.

44:50.585 --> 44:52.879
Oh, oh. Yeah.

44:56.174 --> 44:57.508
Party.

44:58.885 --> 44:59.844
Yeah.

45:05.850 --> 45:07.685
You guys are so beautiful.

45:07.810 --> 45:10.271
So much more beautiful
in person.

45:10.605 --> 45:11.481
Look at you.

45:11.606 --> 45:12.607
There you go.

45:12.732 --> 45:13.650
Come on, get off.

45:13.983 --> 45:15.318
So classy.

45:15.443 --> 45:16.486
You're so perceptive.

45:16.611 --> 45:17.904
You can tell
we're classy already?

45:18.029 --> 45:19.113
Absolutely.

45:19.614 --> 45:20.949
What-- what about Helena?

45:21.115 --> 45:22.909
Is Helena around here, somewhere?

45:23.409 --> 45:24.702
- We'll meet her later.
- Let's go.

45:24.827 --> 45:27.205
Yes, of course,
but she's not in this club.

45:27.330 --> 45:29.123
- Let's go, let's go.
- What's happenin' here?

45:29.749 --> 45:32.293
- She said, let's go, let's go.
- Yes, buddy.

45:32.418 --> 45:34.420
- What does that mean?
- It's your night.

45:34.671 --> 45:37.340
- Oh, God.
- Go get 'em, tiger.

45:43.972 --> 45:44.931
Take me somewhere.

45:48.643 --> 45:49.602
Where?

45:50.478 --> 45:51.938
Your heaven, your hell.

45:53.147 --> 45:54.983
Either would be paradise to me.

45:58.528 --> 45:59.529
Joan.

46:02.782 --> 46:07.078
- Got a lot on my mind.
- Sshh. I already know.

46:10.415 --> 46:11.916
Put your hands on me, Luke.

46:17.797 --> 46:18.798
Do you want me?

46:19.757 --> 46:20.591
I want you.

46:20.717 --> 46:23.636
Cora, what did you see
when you went back to the bar?

46:24.012 --> 46:26.764
Well, they're still there.

46:27.557 --> 46:28.933
The bar is their lair,

46:29.434 --> 46:32.562
and I don't know how to find out
any more information on my own

46:32.687 --> 46:34.188
without getting myself killed.

46:34.731 --> 46:36.566
I highly recommend
a strike team,

46:37.317 --> 46:39.360
and we hit 'em
in broad daylight.

46:40.153 --> 46:43.197
Historically, we have a better
chance of vanquishing them

46:43.323 --> 46:45.575
if we strike
during the lunar eclipse.

46:48.828 --> 46:51.289
The eclipse would just make
the night darker.

46:51.664 --> 46:53.249
We should do it
in the middle of the day.

46:54.167 --> 46:57.128
I can be there myself
with two of the guards

46:57.253 --> 46:58.963
that I have here on site,

46:59.088 --> 47:01.132
but not until the day
after tomorrow,

47:01.257 --> 47:04.302
which would actually
get me there the morning

47:04.427 --> 47:05.511
after the eclipse.

47:06.679 --> 47:08.556
It's gonna have to
be the five of us.

47:09.098 --> 47:10.933
We're gonna have
to vanquish them ourselves.

47:12.101 --> 47:12.935
Great.

47:13.061 --> 47:14.312
We do it
in the middle of the day.

47:14.437 --> 47:15.396
Yes.

47:15.521 --> 47:17.774
Perfect. We'll just burst
in there at high noon

47:17.899 --> 47:19.817
and light the place on fire.

47:20.818 --> 47:22.236
- Great.
- Okay, Cora, yeah.

47:22.362 --> 47:25.156
But you just remember
we're up against vampires.

47:25.281 --> 47:27.617
It's nothing like a firefight
with human beings.

47:28.034 --> 47:31.162
You have to think happy thoughts
to keep them out of your head.

47:31.662 --> 47:33.664
If they seize control
of our brains,

47:33.915 --> 47:36.334
we could burst in there
and start shooting each other.

47:36.918 --> 47:39.420
Are you having dizzy spells
or seeing anything weird?

47:40.213 --> 47:41.881
Am I seeing anything weird?

47:42.799 --> 47:44.175
The weirdest thing
I've ever seen

47:44.300 --> 47:46.260
is Elizabeth having people
decapitated

47:46.386 --> 47:47.970
and then bathing in their blood.

47:49.263 --> 47:51.224
Other than that,
nothing unusual.

47:51.474 --> 47:55.061
No dizzy spells, depression,
or suicidal thoughts.

47:55.228 --> 47:57.939
Okay, well, I'll be there
as fast as possible,

47:58.064 --> 48:01.109
but, um, caution, ladies.

48:06.072 --> 48:08.074
Sorry about my dating freakout.

48:09.033 --> 48:10.451
I don't know what came over me.

48:12.245 --> 48:14.038
This lifestyle is hard.

48:14.580 --> 48:15.706
Tell me about it.

48:31.305 --> 48:33.141
Oh, my God.
You smell good.

48:34.183 --> 48:35.059
Oh.

48:37.186 --> 48:39.230
Joan and Luke
have been gone too long.

48:40.606 --> 48:43.151
This place is about to get rowdy
and then close.

48:45.027 --> 48:48.906
Let's take this bottle
of absinthe for the car ride,

48:49.031 --> 48:51.409
and then we can cruise
to the other side of town.

48:52.702 --> 48:54.036
You wanna all the way, huh?

48:55.329 --> 48:56.622
Let's go see the others.

48:57.707 --> 48:58.708
Okay.

49:09.051 --> 49:09.927
Hey!

49:18.895 --> 49:21.772
No suicidal
thoughts or depression?

49:22.106 --> 49:22.940
No.

49:23.608 --> 49:24.734
Dizziness?

49:25.985 --> 49:29.197
Are you sure I'm not getting
inside your head, killer?

49:30.698 --> 49:31.574
No.

49:32.742 --> 49:33.951
- What?
- What?

49:35.620 --> 49:36.454
I don't know.

49:36.579 --> 49:38.956
I'm drunk and messing
with a nest of vampires,

49:39.081 --> 49:41.876
and you're just working out
and dating

49:42.001 --> 49:44.253
like you're at some kind
of retreat or something.

49:45.004 --> 49:46.005
I'm going to bed.

49:48.174 --> 49:50.384
Helena wants us to meet her
at the absinthe bar.

49:50.843 --> 49:51.719
Excellent.

49:51.969 --> 49:54.472
That's perfect. Yes.

49:55.389 --> 49:57.225
Hey. How are you?

49:57.350 --> 49:59.268
Oh man, couldn't be better.

49:59.644 --> 50:01.437
Listen, there was a mirror.

50:01.938 --> 50:03.105
A mirror? Why?

50:03.731 --> 50:04.941
You need to see the mirror,
or what?

50:05.066 --> 50:07.652
No. I-- it was-- I seen...

50:07.777 --> 50:11.239
They kept telling me
to have happy thoughts.

50:12.448 --> 50:15.743
It was better
to let the cold sink in

50:16.452 --> 50:19.163
and find the balance
in the nausea

50:19.288 --> 50:20.748
and the night sweats.

50:22.208 --> 50:27.797
All the smiley, happy people
I knew were in heaven,

50:29.048 --> 50:33.469
where there was no pain
or consequences.

50:45.356 --> 50:46.649
This shit's incredible.

50:48.776 --> 50:50.444
Hey, hey.
Right there. Right there.

50:51.654 --> 50:53.614
- Drink some of this shit.
- Cheer up, bro.

50:54.073 --> 50:55.116
Come on, man.

50:59.620 --> 51:01.414
- Oh, be careful.
- What are you doing?

51:01.789 --> 51:02.915
Oh, you worry too much.

51:04.458 --> 51:05.293
Tell me, Luke.

51:05.418 --> 51:06.252
I got you.

51:07.670 --> 51:09.672
Whoa, whoa.
Go easy, man.

51:10.298 --> 51:11.882
Oh, guys, guys, absinthe burns,

51:12.008 --> 51:13.134
you guys should light
each other on fire.

51:13.259 --> 51:14.093
It'll go viral.

51:14.260 --> 51:16.053
Absinthe's very flammable,
that could hurt us.

51:16.178 --> 51:17.638
I've been on fire before,
haven't you?

51:17.763 --> 51:18.598
Faster, faster!

51:18.723 --> 51:20.099
Well, no, it won't.

51:21.517 --> 51:23.477
Guys, light me on fire.

51:24.061 --> 51:25.938
It's not a good idea.

51:26.063 --> 51:27.523
- Come on--
- Let me have some fire.

51:27.732 --> 51:28.983
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
come on.

51:33.195 --> 51:34.030
Come on, man.

51:34.155 --> 51:36.032
- Accelerate.
- That's some white people shit.

51:36.157 --> 51:38.075
Why would you light
a drunk girl on fire?

51:38.200 --> 51:39.785
What the fuck are you doing?

51:42.079 --> 51:43.414
What's going on?

51:47.043 --> 51:48.669
- Jesus.
- What?

51:48.878 --> 51:49.795
What the fuck
just happened?

51:49.920 --> 51:52.214
I told you not
to light her on fire, man.

51:52.506 --> 51:54.508
Look, who do you think's
legally responsible, Luke?

51:54.634 --> 51:56.594
'Cause she was begging me
to do this, all right?

51:57.261 --> 51:58.346
She was begging me, right?

52:01.265 --> 52:04.185
Joan, are you okay?

52:06.646 --> 52:07.480
What's wrong?

52:07.813 --> 52:08.689
Did you want me to be hurt?

52:12.068 --> 52:12.985
What?

52:16.614 --> 52:17.531
What the fuck.

52:18.032 --> 52:18.908
Did you get it on camera?

52:19.033 --> 52:20.576
Yeah, I got the whole thing
on camera.

52:20.743 --> 52:22.036
I used to be a circus acrobat.

52:22.161 --> 52:23.454
A circus act, man.

52:23.579 --> 52:24.747
I thought you were toast.

52:30.711 --> 52:31.712
That's crazy, man.

52:35.383 --> 52:36.759
Come on, bro,
drink up.

52:36.884 --> 52:38.052
You only live once, right?

52:38.177 --> 52:39.095
Come on, man.

52:42.264 --> 52:43.891
- Yeah, Luke!
- Come on, baby. Woo.

52:46.686 --> 52:48.979
You know what?
Watch this.

52:49.563 --> 52:51.190
Yeah, you got it, Luke.

52:51.524 --> 52:52.650
I'm-- I'm gonna show you.

52:52.775 --> 52:53.693
Yeah, buddy.

52:54.110 --> 52:55.695
I'm gonna show you
what this is.

52:57.196 --> 52:58.030
You got it.

52:58.155 --> 52:59.657
I'm gonna take you
to another level.

53:00.741 --> 53:01.575
Who's scared?

53:02.576 --> 53:03.411
Fuck ya!

53:03.536 --> 53:04.995
- Roll your cameras.
- You got it, Luke.

53:05.121 --> 53:06.580
You wanna go on social media?

53:06.747 --> 53:07.832
Ride it, baby!

53:07.957 --> 53:09.417
You wanna go in the ground?

53:10.084 --> 53:11.001
Watch this.

53:11.210 --> 53:12.169
Alright, Luke.

53:13.462 --> 53:14.380
Watch this.

53:19.385 --> 53:20.219
Oh.

53:20.886 --> 53:21.721
Fuck!

53:22.221 --> 53:23.264
See what you've all done.

53:23.431 --> 53:26.350
That's not smart.
He's tangled up under the car.

53:26.475 --> 53:27.560
Smackin' Luke.

53:27.727 --> 53:29.103
Holy fuck.

53:29.603 --> 53:30.938
We drove right over him.

53:32.440 --> 53:33.774
He is clearly
a psychological mess.

53:33.899 --> 53:34.942
Let's just forget about him.

53:35.234 --> 53:36.152
What do you mean forget
about him?

53:36.277 --> 53:37.403
He's right here, he's alive,

53:37.528 --> 53:38.612
- he's not dead.
- Help.

53:38.738 --> 53:40.197
I don't think
that we can help him.

53:40.322 --> 53:41.198
Let's just get out of here.

53:41.323 --> 53:43.159
- What are you-- ?
- I need a-- I need a doctor!

53:47.246 --> 53:48.414
He's not dead.

53:48.539 --> 53:49.707
We can save him.
Maybe.

53:49.832 --> 53:51.459
- I'm-- I'm calling for help!
- Yes.

53:51.584 --> 53:53.002
Forget. Sleep.

53:57.423 --> 53:58.632
Elizabeth! Stop!

54:03.304 --> 54:04.430
I think we can help him.

54:06.766 --> 54:07.767
Crazy bitches.

54:07.892 --> 54:09.894
What the fuck is going on?

54:21.280 --> 54:22.323
Why isn't he dead?

54:22.782 --> 54:23.657
What do you mean?

54:25.159 --> 54:26.118
I'm not dead?

54:27.411 --> 54:30.122
He's tangled up under the tire
and an axle,

54:30.247 --> 54:31.999
so the whole lower half
of his body

54:32.124 --> 54:34.043
is like one big tourniquet.

54:34.210 --> 54:36.712
He's gonna burst no matter what
when he gets loose.

54:37.755 --> 54:38.672
Can I turn him?

54:39.173 --> 54:40.424
What's gotten into you?

54:40.549 --> 54:42.968
You absolutely
cannot turn anyone.

54:43.260 --> 54:46.680
We need to make him pop,
rip him apart,

54:46.806 --> 54:47.765
and tear him out of there.

54:47.890 --> 54:48.766
What?

54:51.894 --> 54:54.104
You're so fucking messy, Joan.

54:54.522 --> 54:57.358
Getting the guys to literally
light your ass on fire,

54:57.483 --> 54:58.692
that's what triggered
this whole mess.

54:58.818 --> 55:00.319
I was trying to be dreamy.

55:00.653 --> 55:02.696
Now go do what you do
and let's get out of here.

55:06.242 --> 55:07.827
Ma'am, freeze.
Freeze, ma 'am.

55:08.035 --> 55:08.994
Help.

55:09.662 --> 55:12.706
As you can see,
there's been a little accident.

55:13.249 --> 55:15.709
Hey, sir, I need... he-- help.

55:16.460 --> 55:17.628
Are you ladies prostitutes?

55:18.838 --> 55:20.256
I'm not a prostitute.

55:20.756 --> 55:22.424
How does a mortally
injured man...

55:22.550 --> 55:23.926
I need a doctor.

55:24.051 --> 55:26.053
...screaming under
the front tire of my car

55:26.178 --> 55:28.556
even relate to prostitution.

55:28.931 --> 55:30.349
Well, you're going
to be charged with a crime.

55:30.599 --> 55:31.433
Oh.

55:31.559 --> 55:33.143
I'm just not sure
which one yet.

55:33.269 --> 55:37.147
I'm not dead.
I need help.

55:37.565 --> 55:38.774
Point your gun at your partner.

55:39.817 --> 55:41.026
- Okay.
- Yeah, right.

55:41.151 --> 55:43.112
Put two bullets in his chest
and one in his head.

55:50.244 --> 55:52.204
Now place the gun
up against your own head.

55:52.329 --> 55:53.247
Okay.

56:00.045 --> 56:00.963
Pull the trigger.

56:01.088 --> 56:01.964
Okay.

56:13.100 --> 56:17.730
Please, please.
Where is my phone?

56:18.439 --> 56:22.318
I need to call my wife,
my ex-wife.

56:23.193 --> 56:26.238
I don't think you need to worry
about calling anyone anymore.

56:27.823 --> 56:29.909
I want to talk to him
about his death experience.

56:30.784 --> 56:33.245
What? I'm not dead?

56:33.370 --> 56:37.666
Hey, Luke. You're okay.

56:40.544 --> 56:41.629
No, no.

56:43.881 --> 56:46.050
You know you're really
so much better off than us.

56:46.175 --> 56:47.092
Oh.

56:47.468 --> 56:49.345
You're going
to another place and...

56:51.764 --> 56:53.599
we're stuck here indefinitely.

56:58.187 --> 57:02.066
Well, Luke,
do you believe in God?

57:03.025 --> 57:04.026
Yes.

57:04.860 --> 57:06.278
What about hell or the devil?

57:06.570 --> 57:07.988
I don't...
I don't know.

57:08.697 --> 57:09.865
Do you think you'll go
to heaven?

57:10.824 --> 57:15.746
Yes. I just came here
looking for love.

57:16.914 --> 57:19.041
Joan, what's going on
with you tonight?

57:19.208 --> 57:20.960
I just want
to see my kids.

57:21.085 --> 57:22.378
Drinking straight liquor,

57:22.503 --> 57:24.755
having sex with him,
and now this?

57:24.964 --> 57:26.340
Let's get on with it.

57:26.632 --> 57:27.967
I'm not hungry.

57:31.178 --> 57:32.429
Kill him.

57:35.766 --> 57:37.518
Angel, angel.

57:38.894 --> 57:41.730
I see green, green angels.

57:46.193 --> 57:47.027
Kill him.

58:06.255 --> 58:10.801
Do you like having
such a short, meaningless life?

58:12.761 --> 58:15.055
What do you even think
you can accomplish?

58:17.141 --> 58:18.183
You're damned.

58:19.560 --> 58:21.437
Your soul is trapped here.

58:22.187 --> 58:24.314
You're gonna go blank soon.

58:25.149 --> 58:28.110
And I'm just gonna go on
hanging out with my friends.

58:38.954 --> 58:40.998
You can't do this to me,
Elizabeth.

58:41.957 --> 58:43.500
I won't let you.

58:45.878 --> 58:47.504
Where the hell is Luke?

58:47.838 --> 58:50.424
He started whining
about his ex-wife, Aretha,

58:50.549 --> 58:52.051
and then he ran back
to your hotel.

58:52.176 --> 58:55.888
I know what it was.
I guarantee you,

58:56.013 --> 58:58.432
he'll will be here
tomorrow night.

58:58.640 --> 58:59.808
Mm... Doubt it.

59:00.309 --> 59:02.644
You should have seen the look
in his eyes when he left.

59:03.270 --> 59:05.022
Yeah, it was kind of intense.

59:05.564 --> 59:06.857
I will tell you--

59:08.817 --> 59:09.818
Whoa. You all right?

59:13.155 --> 59:13.989
- Hey.
- Oh.

59:14.823 --> 59:15.741
You okay there?

59:17.367 --> 59:20.120
Why don't I remember
Luke leaving?

59:21.038 --> 59:24.041
'Cause I have a very
high alcohol tolerance.

59:24.833 --> 59:27.086
So it just doesn't
make sense to me.

59:27.211 --> 59:29.797
Maybe it's the jet lag
and the absinthe mixed.

59:33.801 --> 59:34.843
Hey, aggressive.

59:35.969 --> 59:38.222
Elizabeth, can I take Randall
in the bathroom?

59:42.142 --> 59:42.976
Sure.

59:43.352 --> 59:45.729
You two need to share.
I haven't eaten all night.

59:46.230 --> 59:47.147
Yeah.

59:48.190 --> 59:50.776
Here you go.
Real tiger.

59:55.864 --> 59:56.698
Ooh, baby.

59:58.117 --> 59:58.992
Yeah.

01:00:11.505 --> 01:00:12.339
Beautiful.

01:00:20.430 --> 01:00:21.265
What's this?

01:00:21.515 --> 01:00:23.267
Ah, it's just
Luke's phone.

01:00:24.143 --> 01:00:25.102
No, the picture.

01:00:26.562 --> 01:00:28.856
Oh, it's his ex-wife
and kids.

01:00:28.981 --> 01:00:32.234
God, why does he still have that
as his lock screen?

01:00:32.359 --> 01:00:34.528
He's torturing himself, this guy.

01:00:37.656 --> 01:00:39.741
Jesus. You all right?

01:00:44.997 --> 01:00:48.584
Ah! Ah! Fuck.

01:00:52.671 --> 01:00:53.839
What are you doing?

01:00:55.048 --> 01:00:56.175
What do you mean,
what am I doing?

01:00:56.592 --> 01:00:57.926
You just did something to me.

01:00:58.677 --> 01:01:00.554
You triggered me to have
a heart attack, didn't you?

01:01:01.138 --> 01:01:04.224
That's superstitious for a lawyer
with a psychology degree.

01:01:04.349 --> 01:01:05.726
I don't believe
that could happen.

01:01:06.018 --> 01:01:06.935
Call 911.

01:01:07.394 --> 01:01:08.937
You did something to me, dammit.

01:01:09.438 --> 01:01:10.606
What, are you scared?

01:01:12.274 --> 01:01:14.234
Do you think you're going
to heaven or hell?

01:01:14.401 --> 01:01:16.820
I said, call 911,
you psycho bitch!

01:01:16.945 --> 01:01:18.697
Don't fucking talk
to me like that.

01:01:19.698 --> 01:01:22.743
I'm sorry, princess, baby.

01:01:23.243 --> 01:01:25.537
Please just call 911, okay?

01:01:25.871 --> 01:01:27.915
Do you think they have laws
in heaven?

01:01:30.167 --> 01:01:32.586
I mean, they only have
good people in heaven,

01:01:32.711 --> 01:01:35.255
so they don't really need
a lawyer there.

01:01:35.380 --> 01:01:36.632
You're murdering me.

01:01:36.965 --> 01:01:38.342
You're fucking murdering me.

01:01:40.135 --> 01:01:41.220
How does it feel?

01:01:41.345 --> 01:01:42.846
I mean you've
defended murderers.

01:01:43.138 --> 01:01:44.932
Have you ever gotten
a serial killer off?

01:01:45.057 --> 01:01:46.391
What are you talking about?

01:01:46.725 --> 01:01:48.644
I'm a lawyer
for a marketing firm.

01:01:49.102 --> 01:01:51.313
I studied consumer psychology, woman.

01:01:51.438 --> 01:01:52.314
Oh, yeah?

01:01:54.441 --> 01:01:55.484
Consume this.

01:01:55.817 --> 01:01:57.694
- Wait, no! No!
- Drink.

01:01:57.819 --> 01:01:58.654
Drink.

01:02:16.588 --> 01:02:18.173
Yeah!

01:02:40.237 --> 01:02:42.322
The sentries have been
very costly.

01:02:42.823 --> 01:02:44.700
And I still have
to pay the devil.

01:02:51.206 --> 01:02:52.082
Oh.

01:02:53.875 --> 01:02:55.877
How are you feeling, Malcolm?

01:02:56.336 --> 01:02:57.421
Malcolm?

01:02:58.463 --> 01:03:00.841
Oh, yeah. Yeah.

01:03:00.966 --> 01:03:02.968
Let me-- let me get
a video of you.

01:03:03.093 --> 01:03:04.761
You look so cool right now.

01:03:10.559 --> 01:03:12.436
Ra-- Randall, do you s-- ?

01:03:14.396 --> 01:03:15.647
Where-- where's Randall?

01:03:16.648 --> 01:03:17.607
I'm here.

01:03:18.108 --> 01:03:19.359
You're just drunk, buddy.

01:03:19.609 --> 01:03:20.944
Oh, come on, man.

01:03:21.069 --> 01:03:22.362
Did you see what she did
to my phone?

01:03:22.487 --> 01:03:24.781
And I think something happened
to Luke, bro.

01:03:24.990 --> 01:03:26.199
We got to get out of here.

01:03:26.366 --> 01:03:27.868
Ah, you worry too much.

01:03:27.993 --> 01:03:29.745
Chill out, man.
It's all good.

01:03:30.162 --> 01:03:32.289
Stop bouncing around
like a little pony.

01:03:38.170 --> 01:03:40.964
Joan, did you turn Randall?

01:03:41.089 --> 01:03:43.091
Well, I mean, he was really
endearing in the bathroom,

01:03:43.216 --> 01:03:44.217
and it just happened.

01:03:44.343 --> 01:03:45.552
I know.

01:03:50.766 --> 01:03:51.850
What were you thinking?

01:03:52.059 --> 01:03:54.353
We haven't turned anyone
in hundreds of years.

01:03:54.978 --> 01:03:56.938
I was lonely and depressed,

01:03:57.064 --> 01:03:58.565
and you wouldn't
let me turn Luke.

01:03:59.232 --> 01:04:00.901
He's not Randall anymore.

01:04:01.151 --> 01:04:02.402
He's a Ramsey the Devil.

01:04:02.527 --> 01:04:03.362
No!

01:04:10.327 --> 01:04:13.663
You can't just get drunk
and turn some dude

01:04:13.789 --> 01:04:15.165
and say that you made the devil.

01:04:15.540 --> 01:04:17.209
Only God can make the devil.

01:04:17.334 --> 01:04:19.002
Now, he's Ramsey the Devil
either way.

01:04:20.295 --> 01:04:21.713
And we just let that guy go.

01:04:22.214 --> 01:04:23.882
This is getting chaotic.

01:04:24.549 --> 01:04:26.009
He won't go far.

01:04:26.468 --> 01:04:27.803
Fucking hurts.

01:04:28.929 --> 01:04:30.389
You stay here
and watch over him

01:04:30.514 --> 01:04:33.016
as he finishes turning
into Ramsey the Devil.

01:04:33.683 --> 01:04:35.352
Okay, I can do that.

01:04:37.062 --> 01:04:41.775
Help! Help me!

01:04:45.862 --> 01:04:48.073
Help! Somebody!

01:04:48.240 --> 01:04:49.241
Slow down.

01:04:52.119 --> 01:04:54.037
Don't you want to have sex
with us?

01:04:54.329 --> 01:04:55.997
It's starting
to hurt my feelings.

01:04:57.207 --> 01:04:58.125
Wait!

01:04:58.959 --> 01:05:00.210
We want to help you!

01:05:00.335 --> 01:05:01.336
Help me?

01:05:01.670 --> 01:05:05.757
You're changing color,
and you set my phone on fire!

01:05:06.133 --> 01:05:07.634
Oh, you're just drunk.

01:05:09.928 --> 01:05:11.221
What? What?

01:05:11.346 --> 01:05:13.432
Help! Somebody!

01:05:18.437 --> 01:05:19.521
What's going on?

01:05:19.980 --> 01:05:20.897
What are you doin'?

01:05:24.192 --> 01:05:25.235
You're killing me?

01:05:26.278 --> 01:05:27.821
You're burying me alive?

01:05:28.947 --> 01:05:30.991
Don't worry,
you're already not alive.

01:05:32.200 --> 01:05:33.076
I'm not?

01:05:34.703 --> 01:05:35.620
What am I then?

01:05:35.954 --> 01:05:39.249
If a thing loves,
it is infinite.

01:05:40.041 --> 01:05:41.001
Huh?

01:05:41.626 --> 01:05:45.464
You're heavy and costly,
and you have a lot of time.

01:05:45.839 --> 01:05:48.467
What?
That doesn't make any sense.

01:05:54.848 --> 01:05:55.682
No!

01:05:58.852 --> 01:05:59.853
Hey, help!

01:05:59.978 --> 01:06:02.564
Help! Somebody!

01:06:04.316 --> 01:06:06.776
Please! Open the door.

01:06:07.235 --> 01:06:10.113
Help me! Help me!

01:06:10.655 --> 01:06:12.574
Do you still want
to have sex with us?

01:06:13.116 --> 01:06:14.701
Or do you want us
to end your weird life

01:06:14.826 --> 01:06:16.203
before sex instead of after?

01:06:16.328 --> 01:06:17.204
No!

01:06:17.662 --> 01:06:18.830
Were you baptized?

01:06:18.955 --> 01:06:20.207
Or circumcised?

01:06:21.291 --> 01:06:23.418
Someone! Help me!

01:06:26.004 --> 01:06:28.089
Oh, he's going to be
a tasty treat.

01:06:29.633 --> 01:06:31.968
Why do you want to have sex
all the time?

01:06:32.260 --> 01:06:33.553
You can't fall in love.

01:06:33.678 --> 01:06:35.055
You're not somebody.

01:06:36.640 --> 01:06:37.516
What, I'm nobody?

01:06:39.059 --> 01:06:39.893
We're nothing?

01:06:40.769 --> 01:06:41.603
That's it?

01:06:41.895 --> 01:06:42.729
Yeah.

01:06:45.232 --> 01:06:47.651
Elizabeth, can you sleep
in the coffin with me today?

01:06:47.776 --> 01:06:48.610
Oh!

01:06:49.694 --> 01:06:51.530
I'm feeling sick and empty.

01:06:52.030 --> 01:06:55.283
What? Joan, look.

01:06:55.408 --> 01:06:56.576
We're letting him crawl away.

01:06:58.161 --> 01:06:59.204
You're not listening to me.

01:06:59.329 --> 01:07:00.789
Help! Please!

01:07:01.665 --> 01:07:02.791
I won't stay!

01:07:04.334 --> 01:07:06.211
This just isn't doing anything
for me anymore.

01:07:06.962 --> 01:07:08.088
What do you mean?

01:07:09.297 --> 01:07:11.967
It's not getting me off
or turning me on at all.

01:07:12.133 --> 01:07:14.594
Well, do you want
to torture him or something?

01:07:14.719 --> 01:07:16.721
Don't! Please, help me!

01:07:16.846 --> 01:07:19.266
Are we supposed to just keep
doing this forever ?

01:07:19.391 --> 01:07:21.142
I don't know.
Yeah.

01:07:22.102 --> 01:07:24.729
Let's just get this over with.
It's gonna be dawn.

01:07:47.377 --> 01:07:49.212
Hurry. Hurry.

01:07:52.716 --> 01:07:53.717
What?

01:07:54.843 --> 01:07:57.095
We haven't almost gotten caught
in the dawn in over a century.

01:08:00.140 --> 01:08:01.683
Joan, what are you doing?
Get in here.

01:08:03.518 --> 01:08:04.394
Joan.

01:08:06.521 --> 01:08:08.315
I don't feel anything anymore.

01:08:09.357 --> 01:08:10.191
What?

01:08:12.527 --> 01:08:13.945
I want to see the sunrise.

01:08:16.364 --> 01:08:17.282
Come with me.

01:08:18.158 --> 01:08:19.576
You said we could sleep
in the same coffin together.

01:08:19.701 --> 01:08:21.244
You're being crazy.

01:08:21.369 --> 01:08:22.912
- Get in here now.
- I'm not crazy.

01:08:24.039 --> 01:08:25.290
- Elizabeth--
- Get in here.

01:08:26.041 --> 01:08:27.584
- Come with me, please.
- Joan.

01:08:27.709 --> 01:08:29.461
- Please. It'll be so beautiful.
- No--

01:08:29.586 --> 01:08:31.379
Come on.

01:08:32.213 --> 01:08:34.341
Don't do this, Joan.
Don't leave me.

01:08:34.466 --> 01:08:35.425
- Please.
- Joan.

01:08:35.550 --> 01:08:38.178
- I'm sorry. I have to.
- No. No.

01:08:38.511 --> 01:08:40.889
Joan! Joan! Joan!

01:08:43.183 --> 01:08:44.601
Oh, my God.

01:09:11.294 --> 01:09:12.379
I'll go somewhere.

01:09:13.630 --> 01:09:14.881
It's so beautiful.

01:09:41.700 --> 01:09:43.201
We put the devil to sleep.

01:09:45.036 --> 01:09:45.995
Where is Joan?

01:09:48.623 --> 01:09:50.500
The sky is red as fire by now.

01:09:52.252 --> 01:09:54.546
Joan went crazy
and destroyed herself.

01:09:54.796 --> 01:09:55.797
What?

01:09:56.715 --> 01:09:59.592
We made it back to the bar
just as the sun was coming up,

01:09:59.718 --> 01:10:06.516
and Joan just turned around
and ran off into the daylight.

01:10:22.240 --> 01:10:23.408
I'm not feeling well.

01:10:23.783 --> 01:10:24.659
I'm hungry.

01:10:26.119 --> 01:10:28.079
Let's make a steak
and drink some ice water.

01:10:28.913 --> 01:10:29.956
It's going to be a long night.

01:10:30.081 --> 01:10:32.083
Albert's not getting here
until tomorrow morning.

01:10:39.257 --> 01:10:40.592
Are you scared of me?

01:10:42.427 --> 01:10:43.553
I feel fucked up.

01:10:44.471 --> 01:10:46.765
I need to get a bottle of vodka
to get through this,

01:10:47.515 --> 01:10:48.975
then we can have steak.

01:10:57.317 --> 01:10:58.735
We're not supposed
to go out tonight.

01:10:59.486 --> 01:11:00.528
It's the eclipse.

01:11:00.987 --> 01:11:02.447
I'll be back in five minutes.

01:11:05.700 --> 01:11:06.826
The mischief.

01:11:52.163 --> 01:11:53.915
Oh, I do feel it.

01:11:58.336 --> 01:11:59.629
I'm a devil tonight.

01:12:01.422 --> 01:12:03.049
Oh, yeah.

01:12:03.633 --> 01:12:06.678
Ramsey the Devil,
it's a perfect night

01:12:07.345 --> 01:12:09.806
every night
with Ramsey the Devil.

01:12:11.432 --> 01:12:12.350
Let's do this.

01:12:15.979 --> 01:12:20.400
I'm Ramsey the Devil tonight
and every night.

01:12:20.817 --> 01:12:22.402
Whooh! Yeah!

01:12:23.361 --> 01:12:24.320
Weow!

01:12:42.630 --> 01:12:45.258
Stupid glitching
smart technology.

01:12:45.675 --> 01:12:48.303
My phone really wants me
to talk to this guy Ramsey.

01:13:03.735 --> 01:13:05.028
This is a weird glitch.

01:13:05.236 --> 01:13:06.112
Hey there.

01:13:06.237 --> 01:13:07.488
You didn't cause it,
did you?

01:13:07.739 --> 01:13:08.907
No, I didn't.

01:13:09.365 --> 01:13:12.452
Aren't these apps just designed
to connect people anyway?

01:13:12.994 --> 01:13:16.080
Yeah. I suppose they are.

01:13:16.915 --> 01:13:18.041
Maybe it's a sign.

01:13:18.958 --> 01:13:22.295
Or maybe the smart technology
wanted us to meet up.

01:13:23.379 --> 01:13:24.714
Okay, I'm bored enough
to meet you.

01:13:24.839 --> 01:13:26.424
I've been in my apartment
for days.

01:13:26.549 --> 01:13:29.344
What about that restaurant
Annabelle's downtown?

01:13:29.469 --> 01:13:30.386
They're open late.

01:13:30.929 --> 01:13:33.222
Oh, of course.
I love that place.

01:13:33.389 --> 01:13:35.350
You want to meet me there
in a half hour?

01:13:35.767 --> 01:13:37.143
Perfect.
Can you order for me?

01:13:37.268 --> 01:13:38.937
I think I might be
a couple minutes late.

01:13:39.270 --> 01:13:41.731
Of course I can.
I'll see you soon.

01:14:48.297 --> 01:14:49.966
- Hey.
- Hi, Ramsey.

01:14:50.091 --> 01:14:51.634
- Yes. How are you?
- Hey.

01:14:51.759 --> 01:14:52.760
Please, please.

01:14:56.097 --> 01:14:57.140
Well, this is...

01:14:57.807 --> 01:14:59.434
nice and unexpected.

01:14:59.559 --> 01:15:00.518
I know, right?

01:15:01.019 --> 01:15:03.146
Yeah, I wasn't even gonna
come out tonight either,

01:15:03.271 --> 01:15:05.189
but I'm glad I did.

01:15:06.399 --> 01:15:07.942
You look even nicer in person.

01:15:08.651 --> 01:15:09.485
Thank you.

01:15:11.738 --> 01:15:15.283
So pizza and absinthe,
those are brave choices.

01:15:16.117 --> 01:15:17.285
It's a brave new world.

01:15:18.870 --> 01:15:20.538
- Cheers.
- Cheers.

01:15:26.044 --> 01:15:27.920
You have such a pretty smile.

01:15:28.171 --> 01:15:30.214
Oh. Thank you.
So do you.

01:15:31.674 --> 01:15:33.176
I didn't know they
had absinthe here.

01:15:34.927 --> 01:15:36.137
I know, odd, right?
Yeah.

01:15:36.262 --> 01:15:37.597
They-- they do.

01:15:37.722 --> 01:15:38.639
It's funny.

01:15:49.358 --> 01:15:50.234
Come on right up.

01:15:50.359 --> 01:15:51.277
- Whoa.
- Goddamnit!

01:15:51.402 --> 01:15:52.987
- Come on, you wanna go? Come on.
- You wanna...

01:15:53.279 --> 01:15:54.197
Shit!

01:16:02.330 --> 01:16:03.164
- Whoa.
- Fuck you.

01:16:03.289 --> 01:16:04.415
Everyone's going berserk.

01:16:14.092 --> 01:16:14.967
Let's get out of here.

01:17:21.450 --> 01:17:22.535
Alexis?

01:17:35.923 --> 01:17:36.841
Fuck.

01:17:45.308 --> 01:17:47.059
I've never seen anything
like that before.

01:17:47.476 --> 01:17:48.895
No, that was pretty extreme.

01:17:49.979 --> 01:17:51.647
Yeah, that wasn't
just a bar fight.

01:17:51.981 --> 01:17:53.900
It erupted too quickly
and with too much energy,

01:17:54.025 --> 01:17:55.443
and people were stabbing
each other in the throats

01:17:55.568 --> 01:17:56.485
with forks.

01:17:56.611 --> 01:17:57.820
Yeah, it
wasn't just a bar fight.

01:17:57.945 --> 01:17:58.905
Nah, you're right.

01:17:59.947 --> 01:18:01.032
Doesn't make any sense.

01:18:01.449 --> 01:18:02.909
I mean, I walked out
holding my drink.

01:18:03.284 --> 01:18:05.369
Well, you were probably
just in shock.

01:18:05.953 --> 01:18:06.829
Sure.

01:18:08.039 --> 01:18:09.498
Hey, come check this out.

01:18:10.166 --> 01:18:11.209
It's pretty cool in here.

01:18:13.252 --> 01:18:14.212
What a night, huh?

01:18:14.337 --> 01:18:15.296
Mm-hmm.

01:18:22.386 --> 01:18:23.262
Hm.

01:18:23.804 --> 01:18:25.139
Sure is a beautiful night.

01:18:27.225 --> 01:18:28.142
Look at that moon.

01:18:33.773 --> 01:18:35.191
Ramsey, where are we going?

01:18:36.609 --> 01:18:38.444
I just thought we needed
to calm down a bit

01:18:38.569 --> 01:18:39.570
after all that.

01:18:40.905 --> 01:18:43.366
This place is beautiful here.

01:18:45.034 --> 01:18:47.036
What could be mellower
than here, right?

01:18:47.828 --> 01:18:50.289
Why don't we call it a night?
Talk later.

01:18:50.706 --> 01:18:51.874
I don't think so.

01:18:52.792 --> 01:18:54.794
I'm Ramsay the Devil, baby.

01:18:56.087 --> 01:18:59.423
Let's just get this awkward
first kiss over with, shall we?

01:18:59.632 --> 01:19:00.633
Come on!

01:19:04.971 --> 01:19:06.389
You can't hurt me!

01:19:07.098 --> 01:19:11.394
This is your lucky night
with Ramsey the Devil, baby.

01:19:11.936 --> 01:19:14.438
Every night's a lucky night
with me!

01:19:26.325 --> 01:19:27.743
You suspicious weirdo.

01:19:29.036 --> 01:19:31.163
I suspected you might
be a blood-sucking fiend,

01:19:31.289 --> 01:19:33.124
and that was half
the reason I came out.

01:19:33.666 --> 01:19:34.583
Oh, yeah?

01:19:35.626 --> 01:19:36.794
What's the other half?

01:19:37.712 --> 01:19:38.879
That doesn't matter now.

01:19:39.880 --> 01:19:41.340
And I know they
don't serve absinthe

01:19:41.465 --> 01:19:43.050
at that Italian restaurant.

01:19:46.012 --> 01:19:46.846
Shut up.

01:19:47.013 --> 01:19:48.222
I'm Ramsey the Devil.

01:19:50.057 --> 01:19:51.726
I'm gonna eat you up,
little girl.

01:19:58.065 --> 01:19:59.191
- Really?
- Yeah!

01:20:28.471 --> 01:20:30.014
It's your lucky night, baby.

01:20:30.639 --> 01:20:31.891
Oh yeah.

01:20:46.238 --> 01:20:47.615
I'm Ramsey the Devil.

01:20:50.034 --> 01:20:51.994
Oh, this shit is solid silver.

01:20:53.454 --> 01:20:54.914
See, I know what I'm doing.

01:20:55.706 --> 01:20:57.333
I'm gonna send you
back to hell.

01:20:57.458 --> 01:20:58.751
I was never in hell.

01:20:58.876 --> 01:21:00.127
Right were you belong?

01:21:00.920 --> 01:21:01.754
Oh.

01:21:01.962 --> 01:21:03.881
Well, I hope you like
inviting innocent girls out

01:21:04.006 --> 01:21:05.091
to dinner in hell.

01:21:05.424 --> 01:21:07.343
Because that's where you'll
be eating the rest

01:21:07.468 --> 01:21:08.719
of your hot meals.

01:21:13.516 --> 01:21:15.101
I guess that's it for you.

01:21:16.143 --> 01:21:18.896
Dating is really
dangerous nowadays.

01:21:20.147 --> 01:21:22.191
You never know
what you can get out there...

01:21:23.150 --> 01:21:24.902
Ramsey the Devil.

01:21:39.458 --> 01:21:40.543
I'm Ramsey the Devil.

01:22:29.300 --> 01:22:32.636
Elizabeth!
That's you, isn't it?

01:22:33.137 --> 01:22:35.264
Yes, it's me.

01:22:36.724 --> 01:22:38.225
Why don't you come out
and fight?

01:22:38.934 --> 01:22:40.352
Oh, it won't be a fight.

01:22:40.895 --> 01:22:42.605
You destroyed my new friend,

01:22:42.730 --> 01:22:44.815
and I'm getting tired
of losing friends.

01:22:44.940 --> 01:22:46.192
That was your friend?

01:22:48.360 --> 01:22:49.445
That guy sucked!

01:23:02.625 --> 01:23:05.169
Stupid intelligence officer.

01:23:08.214 --> 01:23:09.798
What are you doing?

01:23:10.966 --> 01:23:13.219
You're not even supposed
to be out tonight.

01:23:22.436 --> 01:23:23.854
Bye-bye, sugar pie.

01:23:26.857 --> 01:23:27.900
Oh, come on.

01:23:54.218 --> 01:23:56.136
I've wasted a lot of time.

01:23:57.054 --> 01:23:58.514
Now you're going to die.

01:23:58.639 --> 01:23:59.848
Get this thing off me.

01:24:00.808 --> 01:24:01.642
Come on.

01:24:05.854 --> 01:24:08.232
No. No, no, no.

01:24:09.817 --> 01:24:10.818
You know you're lucky.

01:24:11.402 --> 01:24:12.861
- Oh, yeah?
- Mm.

01:24:13.195 --> 01:24:16.448
You're about to go to the
Kingdom of Paradise, right?

01:24:17.241 --> 01:24:18.158
I don't want to.

01:24:20.494 --> 01:24:24.373
While me...
I'll just linger here forever.

01:24:25.040 --> 01:24:26.709
You could pray for redemption.

01:24:27.918 --> 01:24:29.420
I could give you peace.

01:24:31.672 --> 01:24:33.382
See the stairway to heaven.

01:25:04.705 --> 01:25:05.873
There you are.

01:25:48.666 --> 01:25:50.668
You can't resist me.

01:25:51.502 --> 01:25:52.795
Embrace me.

01:25:54.254 --> 01:25:56.006
I'm gonna mutilate you.

01:26:00.719 --> 01:26:06.100
Alexis was dead,
and the long nights were back.

01:26:08.143 --> 01:26:09.770
The old nights.

01:26:11.188 --> 01:26:12.898
The broken nights,

01:26:14.858 --> 01:26:17.569
the all-or-nothing nights,

01:26:19.363 --> 01:26:22.741
the nights of blood and tears.

01:26:26.036 --> 01:26:29.289
Don't think about me,
happy thoughts.

01:26:33.210 --> 01:26:34.336
Happy thoughts.

01:26:54.440 --> 01:26:55.399
What are we gonna do now?

01:26:55.524 --> 01:26:59.278
Just open the bar
without Joan like normal?

01:27:00.028 --> 01:27:01.613
Calm down.

01:27:02.448 --> 01:27:04.116
Things can't just stop.

01:27:04.241 --> 01:27:05.868
Maybe they should stop.

01:27:06.326 --> 01:27:08.537
Just gonna go on
like nothing happened?

01:27:08.662 --> 01:27:09.538
Snap out of it.

01:27:09.663 --> 01:27:11.540
You can't just leave me
here completely alone

01:27:11.707 --> 01:27:13.083
for eternity with Chuck.

01:27:18.172 --> 01:27:19.047
I know.

01:27:20.299 --> 01:27:21.800
I'm just having a moment.

01:27:23.969 --> 01:27:27.389
There's only two
of us left. And Chuck.

01:27:28.724 --> 01:27:30.100
What are we supposed to do?

01:27:30.726 --> 01:27:33.312
We can just turn one
or two more girls.

01:27:34.313 --> 01:27:36.690
We're not gonna be able
to replace Joan.

01:27:40.778 --> 01:27:42.571
I have my date tonight
with the other hunter,

01:27:42.696 --> 01:27:44.448
and she already shot me
with a silver bullet.

01:27:44.573 --> 01:27:46.533
Shot you?
I thought you killed the hunter.

01:27:46.658 --> 01:27:47.951
That was a different hunter.

01:27:48.202 --> 01:27:49.161
Are you sure?

01:27:49.328 --> 01:27:51.580
How many female hunters
can there be in this town?

01:27:52.206 --> 01:27:56.168
Well, there was at least two
because I just killed one,

01:27:56.627 --> 01:27:58.337
and then the one
I've been dating

01:27:58.462 --> 01:28:00.547
just showed up out of nowhere
and shot me.

01:28:00.672 --> 01:28:03.801
All the chips
were on the table.

01:28:04.510 --> 01:28:08.764
It was time to roll the dice
under one last full moon.

01:28:09.515 --> 01:28:12.726
I only needed one victory
to redeem myself

01:28:12.851 --> 01:28:14.895
from a lifetime of defeats.

01:28:15.020 --> 01:28:17.397
Focus on subduing her
and turning her.

01:28:21.568 --> 01:28:24.154
Just finish my makeup,
and then I'll call her.

01:28:41.630 --> 01:28:44.424
I know you've been right here
in town all along.

01:28:45.300 --> 01:28:47.511
Invite me out
to Club Silver Paradise

01:28:47.636 --> 01:28:50.222
for our date,
like we planned.

01:28:52.224 --> 01:28:53.350
Meet me at the club.

01:28:54.685 --> 01:28:57.437
It's as close to paradise
as you're ever gonna get.

01:28:58.355 --> 01:28:59.815
Thanks for reminding me.

01:29:00.190 --> 01:29:01.275
I'll see you there.

01:29:24.715 --> 01:29:25.799
What's wrong?

01:29:26.174 --> 01:29:27.801
Don't you want to live forever,

01:29:27.926 --> 01:29:29.761
forever, forever, forever?

01:29:31.722 --> 01:29:34.391
The devil was ready
for the violent goodbye.

01:29:35.309 --> 01:29:39.229
No more hide and seek.
No more happy thoughts.

01:29:39.771 --> 01:29:42.983
I had to get close
and make her bleed.

01:29:54.494 --> 01:29:58.165
I've never known a girl
Like you before

01:30:02.210 --> 01:30:05.964
Now, just like in a song
From days of yore

01:30:09.968 --> 01:30:13.472
Here you come a-knocking,
Knocking on my door

01:30:17.267 --> 01:30:21.229
And I've never met a girl
Like you before

01:30:57.808 --> 01:30:59.226
You killed everybody.

01:30:59.643 --> 01:31:00.519
I know.

01:31:01.269 --> 01:31:04.356
This place is dead
and soon you will be too.

01:31:26.336 --> 01:31:28.755
Did I mention how hot you look
with those pistols?

01:32:03.957 --> 01:32:05.667
You know, I just lost
a friend, too.

01:32:06.084 --> 01:32:08.045
We'd been together
for hundreds of years.

01:32:09.087 --> 01:32:10.172
Go to hell.

01:32:10.839 --> 01:32:12.215
I'm already in it.

01:32:28.148 --> 01:32:29.191
Gotta shoot me.

01:32:36.782 --> 01:32:39.659
You're a pretty good shot,
but not good enough.

01:32:40.368 --> 01:32:41.453
Now, it's my turn.

01:33:18.740 --> 01:33:20.325
Eternity doesn't mean much

01:33:20.450 --> 01:33:22.536
if you don't have someone
to share it with.

01:33:23.662 --> 01:33:26.957
Well, what are you waiting for?

01:33:28.333 --> 01:33:29.709
You remind me of Joan.

01:33:32.087 --> 01:33:34.506
I'm not Joan!

01:33:45.642 --> 01:33:48.395
This can go one of two ways, Cora.

01:33:49.855 --> 01:33:53.150
I could just kill you,
and when you die,

01:33:53.650 --> 01:33:57.279
it will be an endless sleep
where there's nothing.

01:33:58.530 --> 01:34:03.118
Or I could turn you,
and we could be friends forever.

01:34:03.243 --> 01:34:04.369
Burn in hell!

01:34:30.729 --> 01:34:32.939
What do you really have
to live for anyway.

01:34:34.274 --> 01:34:36.067
Puppy dogs and ice cream.

01:34:45.535 --> 01:34:46.494
I don't know.

01:34:48.580 --> 01:34:50.999
Do you want to have a drink
and talk about it?

01:34:52.876 --> 01:34:54.669
Guess I'm out of options.

01:34:55.128 --> 01:34:56.046
You're not.

01:34:57.214 --> 01:34:59.424
It's supposed to be
a date anyway.

01:35:25.742 --> 01:35:27.577
You're gonna go blank soon.

01:36:27.804 --> 01:36:29.055
I'm okay, you know?

01:36:29.597 --> 01:36:31.099
That bitch in front
of you is damned.

01:36:31.308 --> 01:36:32.142
I'm fine.

01:36:34.728 --> 01:36:35.937
What does it feel like?

01:36:37.814 --> 01:36:40.358
Well, it definitely feels
really good at first.

01:37:00.003 --> 01:37:01.338
Feels good at first?

01:37:02.422 --> 01:37:03.840
How about after this?

01:37:07.719 --> 01:37:09.888
How's this feel at first?

01:37:11.890 --> 01:37:14.601
Now you're as close
to paradise as you'll ever be.

01:38:40.937 --> 01:38:44.732
Jesus, I thought you'd be
either dead or damned

01:38:44.858 --> 01:38:46.109
by the time we got here.

01:38:46.568 --> 01:38:48.987
War is a game best played
with a grin.

01:38:51.656 --> 01:38:53.283
And you've done a noble job.

01:38:53.908 --> 01:38:55.618
I don't know what noble means.

01:38:55.910 --> 01:38:56.870
You're late.

01:38:59.456 --> 01:39:00.540
Let's sweep the bar.

01:39:01.166 --> 01:39:02.625
There are no survivors.

01:39:05.920 --> 01:39:07.422
Wasn't I so passionate

01:39:07.547 --> 01:39:10.175
about wanting
to kill Elizabeth Bathory

01:39:10.300 --> 01:39:12.051
that I fell in love with her?

01:39:13.678 --> 01:39:18.892
Maybe killing her was the only
happy thing I could think of.

01:39:30.403 --> 01:39:31.279
Oh.

01:39:33.865 --> 01:39:34.782
Oh, shit.

01:39:36.075 --> 01:39:37.368
Did I drink the blood?

01:39:38.745 --> 01:39:40.747
You drank the blood.
You drank the blood.

01:39:40.872 --> 01:39:41.831
You're right.

01:39:42.540 --> 01:39:44.125
I drank the blood.

01:39:50.840 --> 01:39:53.968
I drank the blood,
drank the blood, the blood.

01:39:58.932 --> 01:40:01.392
The memories
would remain shuffled

01:40:01.518 --> 01:40:03.228
like an old deck of cards.

01:40:05.980 --> 01:40:10.818
And the story untold like
a dream that was too sweet.

01:40:12.403 --> 01:40:16.032
The cold, forever night
was finally grinning

01:40:16.157 --> 01:40:19.536
and touching my neck
with its salty breath.

01:40:20.411 --> 01:40:23.122
I became the devil's concubine.

01:40:23.748 --> 01:40:25.208
A servant...

01:40:26.543 --> 01:40:28.336
of the Countess...

01:40:29.003 --> 01:40:32.715
Elizabeth Bathory.

01:40:49.107 --> 01:40:50.275
Hello.

01:40:50.525 --> 01:40:51.693
You look nice.

01:40:55.822 --> 01:40:57.615
I'm hungry and cold.

01:40:57.991 --> 01:41:00.535
I want you to hug me
and take me out to dinner.
