WEBVTT 00:00:44.225 --> 00:00:46.545 align:center Ganesh! Hey, Ganesh! 00:00:47.345 --> 00:00:50.545 align:center Ganesh! Uncle fell off the bed! 00:00:50.665 --> 00:00:52.305 align:center -He fell down again! -Uncle? 00:00:52.425 --> 00:00:53.745 align:center Get here, quick! 00:00:53.985 --> 00:00:55.385 align:center -Uncle! -Lift him up! 00:00:55.785 --> 00:00:59.185 align:center -Uncle, get up! Uncle! -Let's take him to the hospital! 00:00:59.305 --> 00:01:00.425 align:center -Uncle! -What happened to him?! 00:01:02.465 --> 00:01:03.305 align:center Easy. 00:01:05.465 --> 00:01:08.225 align:center Take it easy, Uncle. Hang in there. We're going to the hospital. 00:01:09.185 --> 00:01:10.945 align:center -Let's go quickly! -Let's go! 00:01:16.865 --> 00:01:18.305 align:center Hello? Namaste, bhaiya. 00:01:19.185 --> 00:01:20.305 align:center Yes, Aunty is inside. 00:01:21.985 --> 00:01:24.545 align:center Good thing I was there. It was by God's grace. 00:01:25.185 --> 00:01:26.745 align:center I just got up in the middle of the night and ran. 00:01:28.185 --> 00:01:30.145 align:center Well, I'm smiling now. 00:01:31.625 --> 00:01:34.065 align:center What else? Everything okay in Germany? 00:01:35.585 --> 00:01:36.745 align:center And how is Emma bhabhi doing? 00:01:38.585 --> 00:01:39.025 align:center Okay. 00:01:40.345 --> 00:01:42.665 align:center Oh, today? Okay, I'll tell her. 00:01:43.865 --> 00:01:45.425 align:center Bhaiya, good morning. 00:01:45.905 --> 00:01:47.905 align:center Sorry. Gute Nacht. 00:01:49.705 --> 00:01:51.465 align:center -Okay. -Take this, Ganesh bhaiya. 00:01:53.705 --> 00:01:55.705 align:center How long will you go on being someone's unpaid son? 00:01:56.905 --> 00:01:58.145 align:center There's a vacancy at the hospital. 00:01:59.105 --> 00:02:00.505 align:center You can get a job on quota. 00:02:01.225 --> 00:02:03.145 align:center Want me to fix it for you? 00:02:04.625 --> 00:02:05.105 align:center No, man. 00:02:06.185 --> 00:02:07.625 align:center Who will take care of Uncle and Aunty? 00:02:09.145 --> 00:02:10.065 align:center They need me right now. 00:02:10.905 --> 00:02:13.625 align:center Bhaiya, pack up 100 samosas and send them to the bus. 00:02:13.945 --> 00:02:15.905 align:center -100 samosas? -Yes. We're going on a picnic. 00:02:16.025 --> 00:02:17.105 align:center -Okay, sir. -Send it over. 00:02:17.225 --> 00:02:17.585 align:center Okay. 00:02:19.265 --> 00:02:20.425 align:center Who are these people? 00:02:21.545 --> 00:02:24.585 align:center -Jumbolife. -What is Jumbolife? 00:02:26.425 --> 00:02:27.545 align:center Jumbo means big. 00:02:28.505 --> 00:02:29.265 align:center Life means life. 00:02:30.745 --> 00:02:31.585 align:center Big life? 00:03:09.025 --> 00:03:10.865 align:center Jumbolife 00:03:11.145 --> 00:03:16.265 align:center That's the way you live your life 00:03:16.505 --> 00:03:18.185 align:center Jumbolife 00:03:18.785 --> 00:03:23.665 align:center That's the way you live your life 00:03:29.545 --> 00:03:33.265 align:center Great! As if birds are flying! 00:03:33.705 --> 00:03:37.825 align:center Okay, now do it differently. Like you're skipping a rope. 00:03:37.945 --> 00:03:41.225 align:center The hard work is paying off. Now even the youth are joining. 00:03:41.945 --> 00:03:44.345 align:center I don't know where my hard work fell short. 00:03:45.145 --> 00:03:46.545 align:center My Dubai trip got cancelled. 00:03:47.865 --> 00:03:51.745 align:center The fault isn't yours. It lies with the team, Chunmun ji. 00:03:53.585 --> 00:03:56.905 align:center You know, Srivastav sir's team has also become quite strong. 00:03:57.145 --> 00:04:00.785 align:center Now, as if you're driving a car. 00:04:01.545 --> 00:04:03.425 align:center -Yeah, excellent! -Come! Come! 00:04:03.985 --> 00:04:06.225 align:center There are big surprises for you. 00:04:07.185 --> 00:04:09.785 align:center Ladies and gentlemen! Please come. 00:04:10.065 --> 00:04:13.065 align:center Come on here! Come on! 00:04:13.465 --> 00:04:15.145 align:center Careful! Did you hurt yourself? No. 00:04:16.385 --> 00:04:19.385 align:center Mr. Magician, show us your magic. 00:04:25.625 --> 00:04:26.545 align:center Amazing! 00:04:33.705 --> 00:04:35.985 align:center I can't even begin to imagine how he pulled that off! 00:04:36.225 --> 00:04:37.025 align:center DJ sir. 00:04:42.265 --> 00:04:43.585 align:center Look at that! 00:04:45.945 --> 00:04:46.625 align:center Look. 00:04:47.905 --> 00:04:52.345 align:center Tell me, who recognizes this box? 00:04:52.465 --> 00:04:55.345 align:center Click, click! It's neither a camera nor a drone 00:04:55.465 --> 00:04:59.545 align:center Don't mistake it for an ordinary device It's a high-fi phone! 00:04:59.865 --> 00:05:02.105 align:center Applause! Louder! 00:05:02.305 --> 00:05:03.945 align:center Chunmun ji, can you beat him up? 00:05:04.265 --> 00:05:05.945 align:center He ruins all my couplets. 00:05:08.385 --> 00:05:13.265 align:center Today, Jumbolife Multinational is presenting this high-fi phone 00:05:13.745 --> 00:05:20.225 align:center to an individual who achieved the Bronze level in just one month. 00:05:20.345 --> 00:05:24.705 align:center And that is none other than Goldy Chauhan! 00:05:26.985 --> 00:05:28.465 align:center Goldy bhaiya! 00:05:34.785 --> 00:05:35.745 align:center This is excellent, sir. 00:05:36.665 --> 00:05:40.345 align:center Go ahead, open it up. It comes with an 8-megapixel camera. 00:05:41.185 --> 00:05:43.025 align:center It has an 8-megapixel front camera, sir. 00:05:43.545 --> 00:05:45.305 align:center The rear is a 64-megapixel. 00:05:45.505 --> 00:05:46.905 align:center It's an expensive phone. 00:05:47.025 --> 00:05:48.145 align:center Very expensive. 00:05:49.745 --> 00:05:51.225 align:center You weren't gonna come to me. 00:05:52.705 --> 00:05:56.625 align:center Hey, I didn't come to meet you. I just wanted to be away from my parents. 00:05:58.745 --> 00:06:00.105 align:center -Selfie? -Yes! 00:06:00.345 --> 00:06:02.025 align:center -Yes, bhaiya! -Yes, bhaiya! 00:06:02.665 --> 00:06:04.025 align:center Did you bring any animal costume? 00:06:10.985 --> 00:06:12.705 align:center Animals don't wear costumes. 00:06:15.065 --> 00:06:17.105 align:center -Sir, one selfie with you. -Sure. 00:06:19.385 --> 00:06:22.185 align:center Answer it! Come on, answer it! 00:06:22.305 --> 00:06:25.385 align:center Goldy ji, good morning! How are you? Congratulations! 00:06:25.545 --> 00:06:25.985 align:center Sir? 00:06:26.465 --> 00:06:29.265 align:center That's the voice of Tarun Bajaj sir from the video! 00:06:31.905 --> 00:06:33.785 align:center You haven't forgotten me, have you? 00:06:33.905 --> 00:06:34.785 align:center No, sir. 00:06:36.665 --> 00:06:39.625 align:center Today, Tarun Bajaj sir is calling our Goldy bhaiya! 00:06:41.225 --> 00:06:43.065 align:center Sir. Tarun Bajaj sir. 00:06:43.705 --> 00:06:45.305 align:center Sir, namaste. 00:06:45.945 --> 00:06:47.825 align:center -Good morning, sir. -Good morning, sir. 00:06:47.945 --> 00:06:49.705 align:center Good morning! I'm here too! 00:06:50.185 --> 00:06:52.145 align:center Namaste! Good morning! 00:06:52.505 --> 00:06:54.665 align:center So, is Goldy's Gold coming or not? 00:06:55.465 --> 00:06:58.585 align:center Congratulations on becoming Jumbolife's fastest Bronze. 00:06:58.745 --> 00:06:59.545 align:center Thank you, sir. 00:06:59.665 --> 00:07:03.465 align:center Alright then, we'll meet very soon. Take care of yourself. 00:07:03.705 --> 00:07:05.065 align:center He hung up. 00:07:06.305 --> 00:07:07.745 align:center You are very lucky. 00:07:09.785 --> 00:07:13.585 align:center People long to meet TB sir, and he's video calling you. 00:07:13.705 --> 00:07:15.905 align:center You're very lucky. 00:07:21.785 --> 00:07:26.105 align:center Seeing Tarun Bajaj sir on a video call today made my day. 00:07:29.025 --> 00:07:29.945 align:center Srivastav ji. 00:07:31.225 --> 00:07:33.785 align:center Would you like to meet Tarun Bajaj sir in real life? 00:07:35.065 --> 00:07:35.625 align:center What do you mean? 00:07:35.745 --> 00:07:38.305 align:center Who all want to meet Tarun Bajaj sir in real life? 00:07:38.425 --> 00:07:40.585 align:center -Me, Goldy bhaiya! -I do! 00:07:40.705 --> 00:07:42.505 align:center He's a government official. I'll come too. 00:07:42.705 --> 00:07:45.905 align:center The next meeting is in Lucknow. Let's go! 00:07:47.425 --> 00:07:49.945 align:center Tarun Bajaj sir is coming here, to our Haridwar. 00:07:50.225 --> 00:07:52.425 align:center -He's coming here?! -To Haridwar?! 00:07:52.585 --> 00:07:54.905 align:center -Yes. -When the team here becomes strong, 00:07:55.025 --> 00:07:55.945 align:center he will surely come. 00:07:56.065 --> 00:08:00.905 align:center Tarun Bajaj sir is coming to Haridwar to meet his Jumbolife family! 00:08:05.785 --> 00:08:07.185 align:center But he has one condition. 00:08:08.185 --> 00:08:09.265 align:center The entire hall needs to be filled. 00:08:10.145 --> 00:08:10.905 align:center Can it be done? 00:08:11.185 --> 00:08:12.425 align:center -It will be filled! -It will be done! 00:08:12.545 --> 00:08:13.345 align:center Can it be done? 00:08:13.465 --> 00:08:17.545 align:center -It will be done! -J for Jumbolife! 00:08:20.145 --> 00:08:21.065 align:center What about you, man? 00:08:23.185 --> 00:08:25.545 align:center -J for… -Jumbolife. 00:08:26.145 --> 00:08:28.105 align:center -Sky high! -Jumbolife! 00:08:28.225 --> 00:08:29.945 align:center -Sky high! -Jumbolife! 00:08:30.345 --> 00:08:31.425 align:center 500 rupees for a ticket? 00:08:33.745 --> 00:08:35.025 align:center For your guys' program? 00:08:35.745 --> 00:08:38.105 align:center It's not a program, mama. It's a concert. 00:08:38.665 --> 00:08:41.345 align:center And this is not a ticket. It's a VIP pass. 00:08:41.465 --> 00:08:44.225 align:center Yes, mama ji. Just think about the level of the concert. 00:08:44.785 --> 00:08:46.385 align:center It's even bigger than a Ramlila tent. 00:08:46.705 --> 00:08:48.185 align:center Bigger than Swami ji's prayer gathering. 00:08:48.985 --> 00:08:49.865 align:center It will be an AC hall. 00:08:50.265 --> 00:08:52.585 align:center There will be a laser show. Five-star food will be served. 00:08:52.905 --> 00:08:54.905 align:center In just five hours, you'll get your 500's worth and more. 00:08:55.025 --> 00:08:57.545 align:center Yes. And we've kept the price at the absolute minimum. 00:08:58.345 --> 00:08:59.425 align:center You should come. 00:09:00.105 --> 00:09:02.185 align:center It won't seem expensive at all. 00:09:03.425 --> 00:09:05.145 align:center But 500 is not a small amount, son. 00:09:05.465 --> 00:09:06.185 align:center Oh, man! 00:09:06.825 --> 00:09:08.105 align:center -Mami. -Mami ji… 00:09:08.345 --> 00:09:12.225 align:center a dinner at a good restaurant costs about this much anyway. 00:09:13.505 --> 00:09:15.745 align:center He doesn't take us to any good restaurants. 00:09:15.865 --> 00:09:18.425 align:center He complains that restaurant food is oily and has me fry puris at home. 00:09:18.985 --> 00:09:20.505 align:center Oh, just stop it. 00:09:22.665 --> 00:09:23.145 align:center I'll pay you. 00:09:28.425 --> 00:09:31.265 align:center Will there be a song and dance program as well? 00:09:31.385 --> 00:09:34.025 align:center Don't worry, mama. There's a lot. 00:09:34.945 --> 00:09:35.745 align:center Here. 00:09:39.865 --> 00:09:43.985 align:center It's a big event, so the celebrity needs to be big too. 00:09:44.745 --> 00:09:46.945 align:center Someone who can make entire Haridwar dance. 00:09:47.385 --> 00:09:48.865 align:center We have a celebrity. 00:09:48.985 --> 00:09:50.865 align:center -You have a celebrity? -Yes. 00:09:50.985 --> 00:09:53.265 align:center We're only looking for singers, dancers… 00:09:55.465 --> 00:09:56.585 align:center Tarun Bajaj ji? 00:09:56.905 --> 00:09:59.945 align:center Oh, I've seen a lot of his reels. They're pretty viral. 00:10:00.905 --> 00:10:02.705 align:center -He does concerts too? -Yes. 00:10:04.785 --> 00:10:06.025 align:center I understand what you need. 00:10:07.265 --> 00:10:10.345 align:center -Someone who can perform before him. -Yes. 00:10:12.065 --> 00:10:13.825 align:center You know, to warm up the crowd. 00:10:14.385 --> 00:10:16.705 align:center A singer, dancer, comedian. 00:10:16.905 --> 00:10:19.065 align:center An item number. Something like that is needed. 00:10:21.065 --> 00:10:23.345 align:center I can also give you cross-pollination. 00:10:24.825 --> 00:10:26.905 align:center Understand? I'll bring you the best face. 00:10:27.105 --> 00:10:29.065 align:center -Cross what? -It must be for two people. 00:10:29.185 --> 00:10:32.185 align:center Look, from Skirty Kirti to Randheer Choudhary. 00:10:33.865 --> 00:10:34.905 align:center I'll bring whoever you say. 00:10:36.145 --> 00:10:39.945 align:center Skirty Kirti? Isn't she the one who keeps dropping her skirt? I mean-- 00:10:40.065 --> 00:10:42.225 align:center And Randheer Choudhary, the TV serial guy? 00:10:42.345 --> 00:10:44.145 align:center -Yes. -You both have good taste. 00:10:45.905 --> 00:10:48.425 align:center By the way, how much would Randheer Choudhary ji charge? 00:10:54.225 --> 00:10:55.625 align:center Goldy ji, don't worry. 00:10:56.105 --> 00:10:57.785 align:center Sir, 15 lakh rupees for a night! 00:10:59.705 --> 00:11:01.265 align:center How is that possible with a 500-rupee ticket? 00:11:02.785 --> 00:11:04.505 align:center I say, forget Randheer Choudhary. 00:11:05.065 --> 00:11:07.945 align:center For 30 to 40,000 rupees, we can call Skirty Kirti. 00:11:08.105 --> 00:11:09.665 align:center She does such a great job with her skirt. 00:11:10.265 --> 00:11:11.305 align:center She has a huge following too. 00:11:11.625 --> 00:11:13.425 align:center That's a different type of following, sir. 00:11:13.745 --> 00:11:15.705 align:center How will I face Tarun Bajaj sir? 00:11:16.625 --> 00:11:18.905 align:center -We'll figure it out. Don't worry. -Something has to be done. 00:11:19.025 --> 00:11:20.465 align:center I understand. Goldy bhai. 00:11:21.305 --> 00:11:23.065 align:center Listen, I've only managed to collect one lakh so far. 00:11:23.945 --> 00:11:26.785 align:center Seth ji just wouldn't believe that Randheer Choudhary is coming. 00:11:27.385 --> 00:11:29.145 align:center Help us get a selfie with him. 00:11:29.625 --> 00:11:30.905 align:center We are also his fans. 00:11:32.265 --> 00:11:33.665 align:center You gave me 50,000. 00:11:34.945 --> 00:11:35.785 align:center Here's 1,00,000. 00:11:45.145 --> 00:11:47.625 align:center What are you looking at? Go and make tea. 00:11:57.585 --> 00:11:58.065 align:center Listen. 00:11:59.745 --> 00:12:01.545 align:center You're not involved in any shady business, are you? 00:12:02.665 --> 00:12:04.665 align:center If I were into anything shady, you think it would stay hidden from you? 00:12:10.705 --> 00:12:12.225 align:center What percentage interest will you charge? 00:12:15.625 --> 00:12:17.705 align:center If it's less than 1% per day, it's a loss. 00:12:20.585 --> 00:12:21.745 align:center We can invest four to five lakhs too. 00:12:24.025 --> 00:12:25.345 align:center There's an offer in my company. 00:12:26.465 --> 00:12:29.025 align:center It will double in about a month and a half. 00:12:36.705 --> 00:12:37.665 align:center It's your wish. 00:12:41.465 --> 00:12:42.225 align:center Shall I go then? 00:12:50.945 --> 00:12:51.705 align:center It's three lakhs. 00:12:53.065 --> 00:12:53.985 align:center But we talked about five. 00:12:55.585 --> 00:12:58.385 align:center What if we give five lakhs at once and the money gets stuck somewhere? 00:12:58.705 --> 00:12:59.505 align:center I'll talk to Babu-- 00:12:59.545 --> 00:13:02.625 align:center Where do you think you're going? Why are you being so impulsive? 00:13:06.945 --> 00:13:09.345 align:center Another two lakhs. It's mine. 00:13:11.745 --> 00:13:12.425 align:center It's your money? 00:13:15.625 --> 00:13:18.225 align:center Listen, keep this between us. 00:13:19.385 --> 00:13:23.945 align:center No one in the family wants Goldy to be given any money. Understood? 00:13:25.345 --> 00:13:26.425 align:center When will it double? 00:13:27.305 --> 00:13:28.145 align:center In about a month and a half. 00:13:28.945 --> 00:13:31.105 align:center Please be careful. This is my hard-earned money. 00:13:31.145 --> 00:13:31.785 align:center Yes. 00:13:35.665 --> 00:13:37.145 align:center I could only arrange five lakhs. 00:13:38.425 --> 00:13:41.185 align:center It's just enough to bring Skirty Kirti in for a performance, that's all. 00:13:41.345 --> 00:13:44.585 align:center Oh, so there you are, Goldy ji! 00:13:44.705 --> 00:13:46.105 align:center -I told you. -Goldy ji. 00:13:46.665 --> 00:13:50.665 align:center I heard you're calling some TV star for the Jumbolife concert. 00:13:51.225 --> 00:13:53.025 align:center Sir, Randheer Choudhary. 00:13:53.625 --> 00:13:54.545 align:center He's coming, right? 00:13:55.265 --> 00:13:57.185 align:center Yes. Why wouldn't he? 00:13:57.585 --> 00:14:00.105 align:center Tickets priced at 500 each are being sold. 00:14:00.465 --> 00:14:02.305 align:center We've even talked to Tarun sir. 00:14:02.425 --> 00:14:05.745 align:center We told him, "TV stars will come and go. 00:14:06.065 --> 00:14:08.905 align:center Our superstar is you." 00:14:10.505 --> 00:14:12.065 align:center And what about the last bit, sir? 00:14:12.265 --> 00:14:15.385 align:center Yes, Chunmun ji, have some patience. I'm telling him. 00:14:16.665 --> 00:14:20.385 align:center And the main attraction of the Jumbolife concert will be 00:14:20.505 --> 00:14:26.385 align:center Pramila ji and Chunmun ji's King and Queen ceremony. 00:14:26.505 --> 00:14:30.145 align:center And sir, I'll conduct stage training for all the Cheetahs. 00:14:31.025 --> 00:14:34.345 align:center Sure, you handle it. Someone's calling him. 00:14:34.465 --> 00:14:36.065 align:center -Hello? -Goldy ji! 00:14:36.185 --> 00:14:40.065 align:center I have spoken to Randheer Choudhary. Yes, I've got good news. 00:14:40.185 --> 00:14:43.065 align:center He is currently in Mussoorie on a family vacation. 00:14:43.185 --> 00:14:47.145 align:center If he takes out one hour for your event, will that be enough for you? 00:14:47.465 --> 00:14:49.145 align:center -One hour? -Just one hour. 00:14:49.305 --> 00:14:50.465 align:center He can give at most one hour. 00:14:51.185 --> 00:14:52.545 align:center Yes, that works. 00:14:54.505 --> 00:14:55.745 align:center Did you talk about the fees? 00:14:55.825 --> 00:14:58.865 align:center He's asking for five lakh rupees, but I'll bring it down to 3.5 lakh. 00:14:59.225 --> 00:15:02.385 align:center Be straight with me. Do you have the budget? 00:15:02.625 --> 00:15:04.825 align:center Only then will I take it forward. He's a big celebrity. 00:15:05.505 --> 00:15:06.345 align:center One second. 00:15:12.625 --> 00:15:14.665 align:center I've deposited two lakhs in advance. Please check. 00:15:15.065 --> 00:15:16.025 align:center Got it? 00:15:18.305 --> 00:15:21.465 align:center Yes, yes. I got it. 00:15:21.625 --> 00:15:23.665 align:center -Consider it done. -Thank you. 00:15:29.625 --> 00:15:30.345 align:center Satkar. 00:15:31.825 --> 00:15:33.625 align:center Put up posters on every street and in every lane. 00:15:34.185 --> 00:15:35.545 align:center Randheer Choudhary is coming! 00:15:35.745 --> 00:15:38.705 align:center Put up the posters In every street and every bazaar! 00:15:38.985 --> 00:15:41.385 align:center Randheer Choudhary is coming to Haridwar! 00:15:41.505 --> 00:15:42.745 align:center Hey, shut up! Quiet! 00:15:46.745 --> 00:15:47.825 align:center You can hide. 00:15:49.385 --> 00:15:50.585 align:center You have the night. 00:15:51.465 --> 00:15:52.425 align:center And there's a jungle… 00:15:53.545 --> 00:15:54.425 align:center and bushes to hide in. 00:15:55.385 --> 00:15:56.225 align:center Run all you want. 00:15:58.145 --> 00:16:01.465 align:center But we are players of danger. 00:16:09.825 --> 00:16:11.185 align:center Four are right here. 00:16:11.305 --> 00:16:14.225 align:center -One, two, three, four. -So many posters will be put up? 00:16:14.345 --> 00:16:16.545 align:center Randhir Choudhary's posters will be everywhere. 00:16:16.665 --> 00:16:18.105 align:center Oh man, this is going to be a party! 00:16:18.785 --> 00:16:20.265 align:center Back, back, back. 00:16:20.745 --> 00:16:22.065 align:center Yes, put this one up. 00:16:25.385 --> 00:16:27.145 align:center Wow, they look great. 00:16:27.865 --> 00:16:29.545 align:center Bhai, she looks great too! 00:16:29.665 --> 00:16:32.505 align:center Hi, guys! This is your favorite Skirty Kirti. 00:16:32.825 --> 00:16:35.505 align:center If within you there's dance, then you have a chance. 00:16:36.305 --> 00:16:39.985 align:center Jumbolife is hosting a success fair. Everyone who comes will find success. 00:16:42.545 --> 00:16:44.585 align:center My skirt is just an excuse. 00:16:44.705 --> 00:16:47.785 align:center You must come to the Jumbolife concert. 00:17:02.425 --> 00:17:03.105 align:center Oh, it's you! 00:17:04.945 --> 00:17:05.385 align:center Jumbolife? 00:17:06.905 --> 00:17:07.665 align:center The 100 samosas… 00:17:09.705 --> 00:17:11.225 align:center -Oh, how are you, man? -I'm good. 00:17:12.465 --> 00:17:15.145 align:center -Check-up? -Yes. You too? 00:17:15.585 --> 00:17:16.505 align:center Yes, same. 00:17:17.745 --> 00:17:19.825 align:center Ganesh, you're next! 00:17:20.905 --> 00:17:21.545 align:center Ganesh? 00:17:22.465 --> 00:17:22.865 align:center Yes. 00:17:27.345 --> 00:17:29.145 align:center On the bus that day, everyone looked very happy. 00:17:30.185 --> 00:17:31.625 align:center Are you all working for a big company? 00:17:33.105 --> 00:17:36.185 align:center Have you noticed those huge posters featuring Randheer Chaudhary? 00:17:37.225 --> 00:17:39.265 align:center Yes, he's coming to Haridwar! 00:17:40.145 --> 00:17:41.745 align:center It's sponsored by our company. 00:17:44.785 --> 00:17:46.065 align:center -Really? -Yes. 00:17:47.425 --> 00:17:47.945 align:center I see. 00:17:52.305 --> 00:17:55.425 align:center Is there any chance for people like us in your company? 00:17:55.585 --> 00:17:56.745 align:center There's no chance. 00:17:57.905 --> 00:18:00.305 align:center It's guaranteed. One hundred percent. 00:18:02.265 --> 00:18:05.945 align:center Today, the cake will be cut with a Jumbolife knife! 00:18:06.185 --> 00:18:09.225 align:center Uncle, why were you celebrating your 50th anniversary all alone? 00:18:09.785 --> 00:18:11.825 align:center -We're here for you. -Happy half-century, Uncle and Aunty! 00:18:11.945 --> 00:18:15.185 align:center -It's been 50 years, Uncle! -And the samosas are on me! 00:18:15.745 --> 00:18:17.305 align:center -Come on, come on! -Here. 00:18:18.585 --> 00:18:19.985 align:center Cut the cake, Uncle, Aunty. 00:18:20.185 --> 00:18:22.625 align:center -Happy anniversary. -Happy anniversary. 00:18:23.065 --> 00:18:24.065 align:center Thank you. 00:18:25.945 --> 00:18:27.465 align:center Say thank you to me. 00:18:27.665 --> 00:18:31.425 align:center Because I'm arranging some time for you to meet Tarun sir on stage! 00:18:31.625 --> 00:18:33.505 align:center Otherwise, who even knew you guys?! 00:18:34.025 --> 00:18:35.145 align:center -Did anyone know you? -No. 00:18:35.265 --> 00:18:36.105 align:center And one more thing. 00:18:36.825 --> 00:18:41.825 align:center Based on the team size, everyone will get time on stage. 00:18:41.945 --> 00:18:46.505 align:center Because of DJ sir, we are also becoming King and Queen. 00:18:46.625 --> 00:18:48.345 align:center They can't memorize lines better than I can. 00:18:48.905 --> 00:18:50.385 align:center I have memorized everything! 00:18:51.745 --> 00:18:54.985 align:center They have told us to manage everything else, 00:18:55.385 --> 00:18:56.865 align:center while they handle the stage. 00:18:57.025 --> 00:18:59.745 align:center Based on the team size, everyone will get time on stage. 00:19:00.065 --> 00:19:02.825 align:center So, Goldy bhaiya should get the most time on stage. 00:19:03.305 --> 00:19:04.265 align:center -Absolutely. -He's got a point. 00:19:05.065 --> 00:19:06.065 align:center You guys don't worry. 00:19:07.625 --> 00:19:10.865 align:center I will talk. Everyone will get time on stage. 00:19:12.425 --> 00:19:14.465 align:center Just decide what each one of you wants to say. 00:19:15.665 --> 00:19:17.185 align:center That's more like it! 00:19:18.105 --> 00:19:20.545 align:center We will thank our parents. 00:19:21.105 --> 00:19:22.905 align:center Nanhe ji, slide your arm into the sleeve. 00:19:23.065 --> 00:19:24.705 align:center Sorry, sir, I'm very nervous. 00:19:26.625 --> 00:19:28.585 align:center To me, Uncle and Aunty are everything. 00:19:29.105 --> 00:19:32.385 align:center I will become the first millionaire of my family. 00:19:35.465 --> 00:19:37.985 align:center When that one thing clicks, everything works out for you. 00:19:41.145 --> 00:19:43.705 align:center Ladies and gents… man. 00:19:44.665 --> 00:19:45.905 align:center Hey, just stick to Hindi. 00:19:46.785 --> 00:19:49.185 align:center -We're not here to speak Hindi. -So, why are you here? 00:19:49.425 --> 00:19:51.265 align:center Just keep quiet. You start from the beginning. 00:19:51.545 --> 00:19:51.985 align:center Lad… 00:19:53.065 --> 00:19:56.145 align:center -Ladies and gentlemen. -Ladies and gentlemen. 00:19:56.945 --> 00:19:59.305 align:center I came in as coal and turned into a diamond. 00:19:59.585 --> 00:20:00.785 align:center Wow, nice one! 00:20:00.905 --> 00:20:03.225 align:center Oh, it's an army of fools! What is this? 00:20:03.505 --> 00:20:04.265 align:center You come here. 00:20:04.665 --> 00:20:06.025 align:center -I'll just-- Come here. -Go! 00:20:07.865 --> 00:20:10.105 align:center You should have passion in your eyes and strength in your voice! 00:20:10.225 --> 00:20:11.345 align:center Only then can you say it! 00:20:12.185 --> 00:20:15.145 align:center Look up and walk like a queen. 00:20:15.705 --> 00:20:17.065 align:center Don't act like too much of a king. 00:20:18.945 --> 00:20:21.105 align:center What a thing to say! Amazing! 00:20:23.185 --> 00:20:26.745 align:center And this is our formula! 00:20:28.785 --> 00:20:32.545 align:center Goldy ji, will we get a chance to go on stage? 00:20:33.465 --> 00:20:34.985 align:center I'll throw you out! 00:20:35.625 --> 00:20:36.345 align:center Go get his coat. 00:20:48.585 --> 00:20:49.265 align:center Tarun sir. 00:20:50.065 --> 00:20:51.225 align:center Namaste, Goldy ji. 00:20:51.505 --> 00:20:54.185 align:center I'm Tarun Bajaj sir's manager, Sanam. 00:20:55.025 --> 00:20:56.345 align:center I needed to talk to Tarun sir. 00:20:58.025 --> 00:21:00.185 align:center Sir is very busy right now. 00:21:00.905 --> 00:21:03.505 align:center But he is very excited about coming to Haridwar. 00:21:04.505 --> 00:21:05.425 align:center Are the arrangements done? 00:21:05.545 --> 00:21:07.385 align:center Yes, everything is arranged, sir. 00:21:07.785 --> 00:21:09.985 align:center But there was a small problem I wanted to talk about. 00:21:10.105 --> 00:21:11.345 align:center Could you please let me talk to sir? 00:21:13.905 --> 00:21:15.465 align:center Goldy ji, the advance payment hasn't come in. 00:21:15.785 --> 00:21:16.465 align:center Sir, advance? 00:21:16.905 --> 00:21:17.945 align:center Goldy ji. 00:21:18.505 --> 00:21:22.665 align:center Tarun Bajaj sir doesn't even book an airport taxi without advance payment. 00:21:22.945 --> 00:21:25.305 align:center Just cross-check with me once. Okay? 00:21:25.625 --> 00:21:27.105 align:center Look, there are return flight tickets. 00:21:27.265 --> 00:21:29.265 align:center AC hall. Five-star stay. 00:21:29.625 --> 00:21:32.305 align:center A presidential suite with unlimited food. 00:21:32.705 --> 00:21:37.145 align:center And a personal seven-seater car with a chauffeur. 00:21:37.545 --> 00:21:42.785 align:center The remaining are his standard charges, making it 15 lakhs. 00:21:45.225 --> 00:21:46.185 align:center What charges? 00:21:47.185 --> 00:21:48.185 align:center I'm a part of sir's family. 00:21:48.865 --> 00:21:49.865 align:center His Jumbolife family. 00:21:50.345 --> 00:21:51.665 align:center We've made all the arrangements here. 00:21:51.785 --> 00:21:54.185 align:center -Everyone's busy with the training here. -Goldy ji, family is family. 00:21:54.745 --> 00:21:58.305 align:center Look, whenever TB sir travels outstation, he charges 15 lakhs. 00:21:58.465 --> 00:21:59.625 align:center Sir, what are you saying? 00:22:01.025 --> 00:22:03.905 align:center Where will I arrange that kind of money from? Please let me speak to sir. 00:22:04.225 --> 00:22:07.065 align:center -Okay, can you do 12? -Sir, it's just not possible. 00:22:13.545 --> 00:22:14.825 align:center How about ten? 00:22:15.145 --> 00:22:16.265 align:center But remember one thing. 00:22:16.905 --> 00:22:20.185 align:center TB sir takes 50% before stepping on stage. 00:22:20.305 --> 00:22:21.505 align:center Sir, please listen to me. 00:22:22.465 --> 00:22:25.385 align:center He's sitting right in front of you! Why won't you let me talk to him? 00:22:30.825 --> 00:22:31.625 align:center Tarun sir! 00:22:34.985 --> 00:22:37.105 align:center TB sir is taking a dip. 00:22:37.505 --> 00:22:40.105 align:center Look, he doesn't talk about business-related things anyway. 00:22:40.625 --> 00:22:41.425 align:center I handle it. 00:22:41.665 --> 00:22:46.705 align:center By the way, that guy Divyajyoti should welcome him on stage. 00:23:06.505 --> 00:23:12.265 align:center Show some more energy! You're going to be crowned King and Queen! 00:23:15.825 --> 00:23:16.905 align:center Are you okay? 00:23:20.025 --> 00:23:23.585 align:center Sir, give it all you've got. 00:23:25.825 --> 00:23:27.345 align:center This is a very big gamble. 00:23:34.065 --> 00:23:34.865 align:center Please come in, sir. 00:23:35.985 --> 00:23:37.265 align:center This is our suite room. 00:23:52.825 --> 00:23:54.425 align:center -Book this. -Okay, sir. 00:23:58.745 --> 00:24:00.905 align:center Goldy ji, that's a lot of money. 00:24:04.865 --> 00:24:06.345 align:center Money is all he earns, sir. 00:24:06.905 --> 00:24:10.185 align:center We will tell you what Randheer sir has to say. 00:24:14.825 --> 00:24:16.385 align:center What is wrong? What is right? 00:24:17.105 --> 00:24:18.705 align:center I'm stuck right there 00:24:19.345 --> 00:24:23.745 align:center What do we do? That is the question! 00:24:23.905 --> 00:24:25.505 align:center What is wrong? What is right? 00:24:26.225 --> 00:24:27.785 align:center I'm stuck right there 00:24:28.585 --> 00:24:32.225 align:center What do we do? That is the question! 00:24:44.665 --> 00:24:46.545 align:center -Form a single line! -Hey, easy! 00:24:46.665 --> 00:24:48.105 align:center Without a coupon, don't give anything. 00:24:48.345 --> 00:24:51.265 align:center If someone says they just want to taste something, just refuse. Okay? 00:24:53.625 --> 00:24:55.265 align:center What is wrong? What is right? 00:24:55.905 --> 00:24:57.305 align:center I'm stuck right there 00:24:58.225 --> 00:25:01.945 align:center What do we do? That is the question! 00:25:02.105 --> 00:25:04.385 align:center -What do you think, Nanhe ji? -It feels great, sir! 00:25:06.745 --> 00:25:09.345 align:center From top to bottom. Brother… 00:25:09.465 --> 00:25:11.545 align:center the spotlight should be on him. 00:25:15.785 --> 00:25:18.105 align:center Goldy ji, Tarun sir might get upset. 00:25:19.025 --> 00:25:21.665 align:center I think we should have gone to pick him up. 00:25:22.745 --> 00:25:24.105 align:center It was TB sir's order. 00:25:28.705 --> 00:25:30.065 align:center Do you have another suit? 00:25:36.425 --> 00:25:39.505 align:center That's gonna be TB sir's rockstar entry! 00:25:41.905 --> 00:25:44.105 align:center -What is this, man? What… -Sir, welcome to Haridwar! 00:25:44.225 --> 00:25:46.505 align:center I can come here from Delhi on time, 00:25:46.625 --> 00:25:47.785 align:center and you guys from Haridwar can't come on time? 00:25:47.905 --> 00:25:49.945 align:center Sir, Haridwar is not like it used to be. 00:25:50.105 --> 00:25:51.345 align:center There's a lot of traffic. 00:25:51.585 --> 00:25:53.785 align:center Am I here to discuss Haridwar's town planning?! 00:25:53.905 --> 00:25:54.705 align:center No, sir. 00:25:54.825 --> 00:25:55.825 align:center -Take this. -Sir. 00:26:01.785 --> 00:26:02.505 align:center Sir. 00:26:05.745 --> 00:26:09.745 align:center I asked for a seven-seater, but you brought seven people along? 00:26:10.665 --> 00:26:11.585 align:center No, sir. 00:26:15.625 --> 00:26:16.185 align:center Hello, sir. 00:26:16.905 --> 00:26:18.905 align:center Sir, my downlines. 00:26:21.785 --> 00:26:22.625 align:center Fix this. 00:26:24.865 --> 00:26:27.185 align:center Sure you won't have any problems? 00:26:27.505 --> 00:26:30.825 align:center No, no. The doctor himself said to laugh a lot. 00:26:31.305 --> 00:26:32.065 align:center Laugh. 00:26:35.425 --> 00:26:38.865 align:center The judge angrily said, "Order! Order! Order!" 00:26:39.505 --> 00:26:41.425 align:center Just then, a boy came running. 00:26:41.705 --> 00:26:46.225 align:center The judge said, "Rajma chawal, pickle, and a cold drink. That's my order." 00:26:51.785 --> 00:26:53.465 align:center Great job! 00:26:54.625 --> 00:26:58.065 align:center -Are you all having fun? -Yes! 00:26:58.625 --> 00:27:01.105 align:center Now, I have a task for all of you. 00:27:01.745 --> 00:27:04.945 align:center You have to recognize the voice of an artist 00:27:05.545 --> 00:27:10.305 align:center who lives in your hearts, who meets you every evening. 00:27:11.065 --> 00:27:13.145 align:center Here's that voice! 00:27:15.185 --> 00:27:16.185 align:center You can hide. 00:27:23.065 --> 00:27:24.465 align:center You came rolling in the mud? 00:27:25.345 --> 00:27:27.265 align:center Sir, I have been roaming like a dog since morning. 00:27:27.465 --> 00:27:29.545 align:center I am definitely going to get at least one meeting. 00:27:29.665 --> 00:27:32.865 align:center You should have sprayed some Smellanova from the kit. Disgusting! 00:27:32.985 --> 00:27:35.945 align:center He who bathes in water Changes his clothes 00:27:36.065 --> 00:27:38.985 align:center And he who bathes in sweat Creates history! 00:27:43.065 --> 00:27:44.385 align:center -Did you talk? -Sir, I did. 00:27:44.505 --> 00:27:45.785 align:center You don't worry at all. 00:27:45.905 --> 00:27:47.865 align:center Randheer Choudhary himself will call you on stage. 00:27:47.985 --> 00:27:50.185 align:center No, I'm not worried. You are going to be. 00:27:50.625 --> 00:27:53.785 align:center Sir, if there is an extra towel, can I take a shower too? 00:27:55.025 --> 00:27:56.065 align:center What? Get out! 00:27:56.745 --> 00:27:58.785 align:center Sir, I'll call the car. 00:27:59.225 --> 00:28:00.345 align:center -One minute. -What is wrong with you?! 00:28:00.465 --> 00:28:01.625 align:center Are you crazy? 00:28:11.705 --> 00:28:12.945 align:center You can hide. 00:28:14.185 --> 00:28:16.705 align:center You have the night. 00:28:17.505 --> 00:28:18.265 align:center And there's a jungle… 00:28:19.305 --> 00:28:20.065 align:center and bushes to hide in. 00:28:21.065 --> 00:28:21.665 align:center Run all you want. 00:28:23.665 --> 00:28:25.025 align:center But you don't know… 00:28:25.825 --> 00:28:30.705 align:center that we are players of danger. 00:28:41.105 --> 00:28:42.825 align:center Please sit! Sit! 00:28:43.785 --> 00:28:45.985 align:center Some of you guys probably don't know that 00:28:46.705 --> 00:28:50.465 align:center I'm from your very own city. Your boy from the banks of the Ganges. 00:28:50.585 --> 00:28:55.145 align:center I'm your Randheer Chaudhary. Thank you. Thank you. 00:28:56.065 --> 00:28:59.785 align:center Friends, you are my fans, but I am a fan of today's generation. 00:29:00.465 --> 00:29:03.625 align:center Of these artists of today, of their art, of their courage. 00:29:04.105 --> 00:29:06.945 align:center That's why I request my favorite 00:29:07.225 --> 00:29:11.505 align:center dancer artist to please come on stage and dance with me once. 00:29:12.025 --> 00:29:13.705 align:center Please, will you? 00:29:17.985 --> 00:29:21.305 align:center Sir, how can I not come if you call? 00:29:54.945 --> 00:29:55.865 align:center Sir. 00:29:57.665 --> 00:30:00.305 align:center I'm going to my queen. Bless me. 00:30:30.985 --> 00:30:35.465 align:center 50% before stepping on stage. Remember? 00:30:36.425 --> 00:30:37.025 align:center Yes, sir. 00:31:15.625 --> 00:31:16.825 align:center Where have you been? 00:31:20.105 --> 00:31:22.505 align:center It's Kirti ji's fault. Because of her, 00:31:22.825 --> 00:31:24.145 align:center you had to see me jump around. 00:31:24.265 --> 00:31:28.105 align:center Go down and make a nice video when Tarun sir is on stage. 00:31:29.665 --> 00:31:31.385 align:center -Hey, this way. -Thank you very much. 00:31:31.785 --> 00:31:35.785 align:center Now let's talk about those who are the real stars of tonight. 00:31:36.225 --> 00:31:38.585 align:center The real superstars of tonight. 00:31:39.185 --> 00:31:44.065 align:center A man who grew up in a very small family. 00:31:44.785 --> 00:31:45.585 align:center Where is Goldy? 00:31:46.145 --> 00:31:48.585 align:center Bloody unprofessional guy. He should be here. 00:31:48.945 --> 00:31:50.825 align:center -I'll check. He must be around. -Today… 00:31:50.985 --> 00:31:54.945 align:center through his hard work alone, he has reached such a position 00:31:55.425 --> 00:31:59.625 align:center that people like you have lost their sleep waiting for him! 00:31:59.985 --> 00:32:03.985 align:center You are sitting here, just waiting for that person. 00:32:05.105 --> 00:32:06.385 align:center Where is the crane? 00:32:06.665 --> 00:32:09.145 align:center Sir, please go. They must have kept it hidden. 00:32:09.265 --> 00:32:11.985 align:center Where have they hidden it? I can't see it anywhere. 00:32:12.425 --> 00:32:13.545 align:center Must be there, sir. You go ahead. 00:32:13.665 --> 00:32:16.145 align:center Let me introduce you to the person you came here for. 00:32:16.265 --> 00:32:19.705 align:center Give a big round of applause, friends! A big round of applause! 00:32:19.865 --> 00:32:23.105 align:center Keep the applause going, friends! Yes! 00:32:23.665 --> 00:32:25.145 align:center Here he comes! 00:32:27.985 --> 00:32:29.705 align:center Look, look, look. 00:32:30.905 --> 00:32:32.465 align:center Tarun Bajaj sir's entry! 00:33:04.505 --> 00:33:06.265 align:center Jumbolife 00:33:06.625 --> 00:33:10.305 align:center That's the way you live your life 00:33:11.865 --> 00:33:13.665 align:center Jumbolife 00:33:13.785 --> 00:33:17.945 align:center That's the way you live your life 00:33:26.665 --> 00:33:31.385 align:center Jumbolife That's the way you live your life 00:33:31.785 --> 00:33:32.505 align:center Friends! 00:33:33.705 --> 00:33:36.825 align:center Today I'm happy to meet all of you. 00:33:37.745 --> 00:33:40.345 align:center But I'm happiest about the fact that today, 00:33:40.785 --> 00:33:46.465 align:center I have reunited with my childhood friend Manu-- Sorry. I mean, Manoj. 00:33:48.185 --> 00:33:52.425 align:center It was about 20 years ago when the two of us were on a stage like this. 00:33:52.865 --> 00:33:55.265 align:center It was some inter-school competition. Remember? 00:33:56.465 --> 00:33:59.025 align:center What a voice he had, and what a singing style! 00:33:59.905 --> 00:34:01.265 align:center I said to him that day itself, 00:34:01.585 --> 00:34:05.025 align:center "Let's go to Mumbai, buddy. We'll build a big career." 00:34:06.465 --> 00:34:10.225 align:center But I still remember the words he said to me that day. 00:34:12.065 --> 00:34:13.265 align:center Do you remember what you said? 00:34:15.585 --> 00:34:19.625 align:center He said, "If everyone goes to Mumbai, 00:34:20.265 --> 00:34:23.625 align:center then who will help the people of Haridwar, Randheer?" 00:34:25.425 --> 00:34:28.145 align:center A huge round of applause for my friend! 00:34:29.505 --> 00:34:34.665 align:center If he wanted to, he could have become a popular person like me today, but well… 00:34:35.425 --> 00:34:37.065 align:center he stayed here, 00:34:37.905 --> 00:34:41.905 align:center among you people, and took the responsibility of helping you. 00:34:43.465 --> 00:34:44.585 align:center A big round of applause! 00:34:46.105 --> 00:34:47.385 align:center Yes! Well done, Manoj! 00:34:51.825 --> 00:34:52.945 align:center The stage is all yours. 00:35:14.065 --> 00:35:14.705 align:center Sir… 00:35:28.345 --> 00:35:31.585 align:center Srivastav sir didn't even call Tarun Bajaj on stage! 00:35:31.705 --> 00:35:35.425 align:center -What do you mean? -Here on, Srivastav sir is Tarun Bajaj. 00:35:54.065 --> 00:35:54.465 align:center Rikshaw! 00:35:56.665 --> 00:35:57.145 align:center Let's go. 00:35:59.945 --> 00:36:03.545 align:center It was a simple life, with dreams so small 00:36:03.665 --> 00:36:08.185 align:center Salary came and went, paying EMIs for all 00:36:08.305 --> 00:36:12.385 align:center At friends' parties we'd go Just a humble gift in hand 00:36:12.505 --> 00:36:16.505 align:center For our son's birthday A quiet havan we planned 00:36:16.665 --> 00:36:20.785 align:center As dark circles grew beneath our eyes We wore bigger frames to hide our cries 00:36:20.905 --> 00:36:25.265 align:center When we couldn't build a house so grand We hid it gently with curtains at hand 00:36:29.785 --> 00:36:30.265 align:center Then? 00:36:31.585 --> 00:36:35.705 align:center When Jumbolife came It brought a brand-new morning 00:36:35.825 --> 00:36:40.065 align:center Jumbo dreams arose And inner fears stopped warning 00:36:40.345 --> 00:36:45.305 align:center Dreams of silver, gold, and diamonds We began to see! 00:36:53.425 --> 00:36:56.705 align:center Now we're thinking of celebrating our son's birthday at a five-star hotel. 00:36:58.625 --> 00:37:03.945 align:center And… we will sing the songs of life 00:37:04.065 --> 00:37:08.105 align:center We will celebrate happiness together 00:37:08.225 --> 00:37:12.265 align:center Jumbolife's new companions 00:37:12.505 --> 00:37:16.425 align:center We will now make everyone our own 00:37:16.545 --> 00:37:21.105 align:center We will sing the songs of life 00:37:34.065 --> 00:37:38.865 align:center Now, I'd like my team members to come up as well and say a few words to you. 00:37:49.945 --> 00:37:51.585 align:center Jumbolife 00:37:51.865 --> 00:37:56.465 align:center That's the way you live your life 00:37:57.305 --> 00:38:01.265 align:center Jumbolife That's the way you live your life 00:38:01.385 --> 00:38:04.705 align:center Tarun, consider that this humiliation isn't just yours, it's mine as well! 00:38:05.105 --> 00:38:07.705 align:center These kids will have to face the consequences. 00:38:08.185 --> 00:38:11.145 align:center Oh, these newcomers! We have built Jumbolife! 00:38:47.585 --> 00:38:51.305 align:center Bhaiya, a lot of people are asking what Jumbolife is. 00:38:51.425 --> 00:38:54.425 align:center They want to come on board. We've found many people now! 00:39:00.025 --> 00:39:00.545 align:center No. 00:39:02.785 --> 00:39:05.025 align:center All joinings will take place after a week. 00:39:06.105 --> 00:39:07.945 align:center First, today's accounts will be settled.