WEBVTT 00:00:16.855 --> 00:00:20.605 align:center The House of Lords is one of the oldest institutions in the world. 00:00:20.688 --> 00:00:23.730 align:center Some say it's an affront to modern democracy. 00:00:24.230 --> 00:00:27.605 align:center Others that this group of steady-handed experts, 00:00:27.688 --> 00:00:30.896 align:center unaffected by the vagaries of public opinion, 00:00:30.980 --> 00:00:34.730 align:center are the only thing stopping the country from tipping over into the abyss. 00:00:35.480 --> 00:00:39.146 align:center I don't need a fucking history lesson, Dickie. Cut to the chase. 00:00:39.230 --> 00:00:41.271 align:center Right, yes. 00:00:41.980 --> 00:00:43.438 align:center The point of the matter is 00:00:43.521 --> 00:00:47.688 align:center the bill to decriminalize marijuana will be decided on Friday. 00:00:48.188 --> 00:00:50.271 align:center If the Contents get it, 00:00:50.355 --> 00:00:51.480 align:center the bill is passed, 00:00:51.563 --> 00:00:55.563 align:center and you'll be able to buy an eighth of premium-grade wacky-tobaccy 00:00:55.646 --> 00:00:59.480 align:center from any number of a thousand certified high-street outlets 00:00:59.563 --> 00:01:00.730 align:center by the end of the year. 00:01:00.813 --> 00:01:03.105 align:center If the Not-contents get it, 00:01:03.188 --> 00:01:06.271 align:center the bill will be thrown back to the House of Commons, 00:01:06.355 --> 00:01:09.021 align:center where it will slowly wither up and die, 00:01:09.105 --> 00:01:11.855 align:center like a gamey old courtesan with the clap. 00:01:14.146 --> 00:01:17.563 align:center Once you take party loyalty into account, the House is split down the middle, 00:01:17.646 --> 00:01:21.438 align:center which means whoever controls the non-affiliated hereditary peers 00:01:21.521 --> 00:01:24.355 align:center effectively controls what happens to the bill. 00:01:24.438 --> 00:01:26.646 align:center And thanks to the delicate and nuanced work 00:01:26.730 --> 00:01:30.105 align:center of the boys over the last couple of weeks, I'd say we're quietly confident. 00:01:30.188 --> 00:01:32.105 align:center Well, that's it, then, isn't it? 00:01:32.896 --> 00:01:33.938 align:center Job done. 00:01:36.355 --> 00:01:38.105 align:center This time next week, 00:01:38.938 --> 00:01:40.813 align:center it'll be as dead as disco. 00:01:41.355 --> 00:01:43.355 align:center We need you to let the bill go through. 00:01:44.021 --> 00:01:46.146 align:center We've just told your father we'd block it. 00:01:46.230 --> 00:01:47.563 align:center Don't worry about him. 00:01:47.646 --> 00:01:51.396 align:center You need to focus on how you're gonna persuade your compadres to pull a 180. 00:01:51.480 --> 00:01:53.146 align:center What are you talking about? 00:01:53.230 --> 00:01:54.271 align:center We know it's a big ask, 00:01:54.355 --> 00:01:57.396 align:center but given the unique nature of our reciprocal relationship, 00:01:57.480 --> 00:02:00.730 align:center we thought on this occasion you might be able to pull out all the stops. 00:02:00.813 --> 00:02:05.021 align:center Please don't think I'm not grateful for everything you've done for me. 00:02:05.105 --> 00:02:05.938 align:center Say no more. 00:02:06.021 --> 00:02:06.980 align:center And rest assured, 00:02:07.063 --> 00:02:10.855 align:center we haven't breathed a word of your little incident to anyone. 00:02:10.938 --> 00:02:11.938 align:center Not a word. 00:02:13.146 --> 00:02:15.146 align:center I'm not saying I won't do it, but… 00:02:15.896 --> 00:02:16.771 align:center Oh dear. 00:02:19.771 --> 00:02:21.146 align:center Let me explain. Um… 00:02:21.230 --> 00:02:26.521 align:center You have your red sauce, brown sauce, salt and pepper, your mustard. 00:02:26.605 --> 00:02:29.355 align:center Now, the Conservatives, they'll never support it. 00:02:29.438 --> 00:02:30.730 align:center But Labour will. 00:02:30.813 --> 00:02:34.480 align:center The Liberals are pretty much divided down the middle. 00:02:34.563 --> 00:02:36.730 align:center And the lion's share of the hereditary peers 00:02:36.813 --> 00:02:41.146 align:center will follow the money, but that still leaves possibly 00:02:41.230 --> 00:02:42.563 align:center 20 votes short. 00:02:43.063 --> 00:02:45.855 align:center Well, who's the mustard in this analogy, Dickie? 00:02:46.938 --> 00:02:50.355 align:center In addition to the peers who make up the membership of the House of Lords, 00:02:50.438 --> 00:02:54.188 align:center there are 26 Lords Spiritual. 00:02:54.271 --> 00:02:58.646 align:center Now, together, they would form a block that could push us over the line. 00:02:58.730 --> 00:03:02.480 align:center But there is a significant wrinkle that would need to be ironed out 00:03:02.563 --> 00:03:05.938 align:center in the shape of the Bishop of Sussex. 00:03:06.646 --> 00:03:07.980 align:center What's the ish with the bish? 00:03:08.063 --> 00:03:13.813 align:center She's a staunch campaigner against the evil menace of narcotics. 00:03:13.896 --> 00:03:15.730 align:center But there might be 00:03:16.313 --> 00:03:19.396 align:center a route into her vestry, so to speak. 00:03:20.521 --> 00:03:23.021 align:center There is a wayward son in the picture. 00:03:23.105 --> 00:03:27.271 align:center Mm. Well, you leave the bishop to us. 00:03:28.313 --> 00:03:30.271 align:center Do you know what Jesus said to the vendors 00:03:30.355 --> 00:03:32.105 align:center when he cast them out of the temple? 00:03:32.188 --> 00:03:34.730 align:center He said to them, "It is written." 00:03:34.813 --> 00:03:37.230 align:center "My house shall be called a house of prayer…" 00:03:37.313 --> 00:03:40.188 align:center "And you shall make it a den of thieves." 00:03:40.271 --> 00:03:42.396 align:center I couldn't agree more. 00:03:42.896 --> 00:03:46.730 align:center You shouldn't hijack people's beliefs in the Almighty for one's own profit. 00:03:46.813 --> 00:03:48.105 align:center - You're new. - Yes. 00:03:48.188 --> 00:03:50.063 align:center I was voted in a couple of weeks ago. 00:03:50.146 --> 00:03:51.396 align:center Hereditary. 00:03:51.480 --> 00:03:53.396 align:center Quite rare these days. 00:03:53.480 --> 00:03:55.688 align:center Not as rare as bishops. 00:03:55.771 --> 00:03:58.146 align:center I wanted to talk to you about the upcoming bill. 00:03:59.605 --> 00:04:03.230 align:center I gather you're tight with Lord Hawthorne. 00:04:03.313 --> 00:04:05.188 align:center I must say, you're very ambitious 00:04:05.271 --> 00:04:08.313 align:center to champion a piece of legislation so early on in your career. 00:04:08.396 --> 00:04:09.563 align:center Well, I happen to believe 00:04:09.646 --> 00:04:12.146 align:center that there are various social and economic benefits 00:04:12.230 --> 00:04:13.480 align:center to legalizing marijuana. 00:04:13.563 --> 00:04:15.730 align:center It's a gateway drug, Your Grace. 00:04:16.230 --> 00:04:18.188 align:center Have you been to the rehabilitation centers 00:04:18.271 --> 00:04:20.271 align:center and met the people whose lives have been ruined? 00:04:20.355 --> 00:04:23.146 align:center Yes, I have. My brother happens to be in one right now. 00:04:23.230 --> 00:04:26.063 align:center Is that your motivation? The personal angle? 00:04:26.146 --> 00:04:30.563 align:center Or is it just a narrative flourish you use to sweet-talk the support? 00:04:32.813 --> 00:04:37.813 align:center Well, you're certainly very cynical for one with such profound belief. 00:04:37.896 --> 00:04:41.521 align:center And you're very naive if you think you can persuade the Church of England 00:04:41.605 --> 00:04:43.396 align:center to support decriminalization. 00:04:43.480 --> 00:04:46.771 align:center I'm merely here to see if there's a way you and I can help each other out. 00:04:48.896 --> 00:04:50.730 align:center I wanted to talk to you about your son. 00:04:52.855 --> 00:04:54.021 align:center Sorry, what did you say? 00:04:54.105 --> 00:04:57.396 align:center Oscar. I heard he's got himself into a spot of bother. 00:04:57.480 --> 00:04:59.438 align:center I think this meeting's run its course. 00:04:59.521 --> 00:05:01.938 align:center Let's not be too hasty. Just hear me out, please. 00:05:02.021 --> 00:05:04.521 align:center My son has got nothing to do with any of this. 00:05:04.605 --> 00:05:06.396 align:center I am aware of that, but I'm also aware 00:05:06.480 --> 00:05:08.980 align:center that I need your help getting this bill through. 00:05:09.480 --> 00:05:12.105 align:center And I think I can help him get out of his troubles. 00:05:12.188 --> 00:05:13.021 align:center So please, 00:05:14.521 --> 00:05:15.521 align:center tell me what happened. 00:05:18.563 --> 00:05:21.063 align:center My son is a very determined individual. 00:05:21.146 --> 00:05:22.813 align:center He works in property. 00:05:23.438 --> 00:05:27.396 align:center Everything was going very well up until a few months ago. 00:05:27.480 --> 00:05:30.146 align:center He got involved in a new development. 00:05:30.646 --> 00:05:34.355 align:center He ended up borrowing money from some disreputable lenders 00:05:34.438 --> 00:05:37.896 align:center to buy some obnoxious monstrosity out near Ascot. 00:05:38.563 --> 00:05:42.813 align:center He contacted me three weeks ago, asking to borrow money to repay them. 00:05:43.730 --> 00:05:45.105 align:center I gave him all I had, 00:05:45.188 --> 00:05:48.105 align:center but then he called a week later asking for more. 00:05:48.188 --> 00:05:49.563 align:center I said no. 00:05:50.188 --> 00:05:51.313 align:center I'm very worried. 00:05:52.188 --> 00:05:54.105 align:center I… I haven't seen him since. 00:05:54.605 --> 00:05:56.813 align:center He isn't returning my calls. 00:05:56.896 --> 00:05:58.230 align:center Well, believe it or not, 00:05:58.313 --> 00:06:01.855 align:center I've had some success in the past dealing with this sort of problem. 00:06:02.355 --> 00:06:05.188 align:center Why don't you let me carry your burden, 00:06:05.271 --> 00:06:07.438 align:center and, if I succeed, 00:06:07.938 --> 00:06:09.480 align:center you can help carry mine? 00:06:13.855 --> 00:06:16.188 align:center The bishop's convinced, if he doesn't come up with the money, 00:06:16.271 --> 00:06:17.980 align:center he'll suffer the consequences. 00:06:18.063 --> 00:06:20.813 align:center So we need to identify whoever holds the debt 00:06:20.896 --> 00:06:22.563 align:center and see if there's a way we can relieve it. 00:06:22.646 --> 00:06:25.521 align:center Then, if we deliver the son, she'll deliver the vote. 00:06:29.188 --> 00:06:32.688 align:center - So the bish ish has turned into a mish? - It would appear so. 00:06:32.771 --> 00:06:34.063 align:center Hello, Security. 00:06:34.855 --> 00:06:37.480 align:center We're looking for Oscar Thorne. We wanna have a chat. 00:06:37.563 --> 00:06:40.063 align:center Smile, Eddie. We're on camera. 00:07:08.396 --> 00:07:09.688 align:center Can I help you? 00:07:09.771 --> 00:07:12.730 align:center We're looking for the gentleman who bought this place. Is he in? 00:07:13.688 --> 00:07:14.938 align:center Well, if I knew that, 00:07:15.021 --> 00:07:16.396 align:center which I do, 00:07:16.896 --> 00:07:17.980 align:center I wouldn't tell you. 00:07:18.063 --> 00:07:20.188 align:center See, that's outside of my remit. 00:07:20.271 --> 00:07:22.605 align:center This place here, that's my remit. 00:07:22.688 --> 00:07:25.396 align:center Anything outside of this place isn't my, um… 00:07:25.480 --> 00:07:27.271 align:center - Remit? - Yeah. 00:07:27.355 --> 00:07:30.438 align:center - How about five grand to see him? - Give me ten, I'll take you to him. 00:07:31.938 --> 00:07:33.646 align:center Come on in. 00:07:33.730 --> 00:07:35.646 align:center Obviously, very much just a shell at the moment, 00:07:35.730 --> 00:07:38.313 align:center but you can clearly see it's got a lot of potential. 00:07:38.396 --> 00:07:40.938 align:center Smart kid, that Oscar. Got his nut on straight. 00:07:41.021 --> 00:07:45.105 align:center Truth is, I've been managing this place since they first drew up the plans. 00:07:45.188 --> 00:07:48.438 align:center Chief security officer, you know what I mean? So, uh, here's one for ya. 00:07:48.521 --> 00:07:51.396 align:center Instead of a wage, I just took shares in this gaff. 00:07:51.480 --> 00:07:53.105 align:center All right, here we are. This is us. 00:07:54.146 --> 00:07:56.396 align:center Yous two got any idea how much 00:07:56.480 --> 00:07:58.980 align:center a quarter of a percent of 200 million is? 00:07:59.063 --> 00:08:01.813 align:center Uh, yeah. £500,000. 00:08:03.313 --> 00:08:04.313 align:center That's your opinion. 00:08:05.355 --> 00:08:08.063 align:center This is as far as I'll go. I can't cross this line. 00:08:08.146 --> 00:08:10.146 align:center There's a conflict of interests. 00:08:10.230 --> 00:08:12.980 align:center So, if you will, please. 00:08:15.771 --> 00:08:16.980 align:center Of course. 00:08:17.688 --> 00:08:19.063 align:center - Thank you. - Mm. 00:08:21.146 --> 00:08:22.521 align:center What's going on in there? 00:08:26.146 --> 00:08:27.021 align:center Ooh. 00:08:49.646 --> 00:08:50.771 align:center Oscar! 00:08:52.896 --> 00:08:53.938 align:center Who the fuck are you? 00:08:54.021 --> 00:08:56.146 align:center Your mother sent us. She's very worried about you. 00:08:56.230 --> 00:08:59.896 align:center - How the hell did you get in here? - Oscar, we're here to help you. 00:09:00.396 --> 00:09:03.438 align:center Although, uh, we might have a few questions. 00:09:04.230 --> 00:09:06.230 align:center I was offered this place for a hundred million. 00:09:08.146 --> 00:09:09.313 align:center I know, right. 00:09:09.896 --> 00:09:15.271 align:center 35,000 square foot set in 14 acres with its own private lake. 00:09:16.521 --> 00:09:18.730 align:center - Who'd you borrow the money from? - Pat Gallagher. 00:09:18.813 --> 00:09:19.813 align:center He's a, uh, 00:09:20.313 --> 00:09:22.980 align:center super-rich Irish fight promoter 00:09:23.063 --> 00:09:25.771 align:center looking to spread the risk of his investment. 00:09:25.855 --> 00:09:27.105 align:center - Do we know Pat? - We do. 00:09:27.188 --> 00:09:30.938 align:center He's a super-rich Irish cocaine dealer turned fight promoter. 00:09:31.021 --> 00:09:33.271 align:center I don't doubt he was trying to wash his dirty money. 00:09:33.355 --> 00:09:36.021 align:center - How much do you owe him? - 50 million. 00:09:36.105 --> 00:09:38.021 align:center All I needed was another 20 for the refurb, 00:09:38.105 --> 00:09:39.521 align:center but then he suddenly turns around, 00:09:39.605 --> 00:09:42.396 align:center tells me he wants his money back with interest. 00:09:42.938 --> 00:09:45.563 align:center No warning. I tell him, "I don't have that kind of money." 00:09:45.646 --> 00:09:48.063 align:center "Not until I sell this place. I need a little time." 00:09:48.146 --> 00:09:49.105 align:center What do you think? 00:09:50.230 --> 00:09:53.063 align:center I think Oscar needs a pass from Pat Gallagher. 00:10:14.521 --> 00:10:15.605 align:center Gentlemen. 00:10:16.605 --> 00:10:17.688 align:center After you. 00:10:18.188 --> 00:10:20.688 align:center - Nice form, Patrick. - Susie. 00:10:31.605 --> 00:10:34.146 align:center You can judge a society by how it runs its prisons. 00:10:34.230 --> 00:10:38.146 align:center Faith, justice, basic human dignity. 00:10:38.230 --> 00:10:40.521 align:center It's all reflected in how we treat our criminals. 00:10:40.605 --> 00:10:43.105 align:center How many years did your dad get in the end? 00:10:43.188 --> 00:10:45.521 align:center Last count, he was six into a ten stretch. 00:10:45.605 --> 00:10:48.230 align:center He should get out next year if he behaves himself. 00:10:48.313 --> 00:10:51.271 align:center Ten years for fiddling your taxes. 00:10:51.355 --> 00:10:53.188 align:center There were extenuating circumstances. 00:10:54.146 --> 00:10:56.938 align:center Well, we could debate the British penal system all day, 00:10:57.021 --> 00:10:59.563 align:center but we're here to talk about a mutual acquaintance of ours. 00:11:00.063 --> 00:11:01.105 align:center Oscar Thorne. 00:11:02.271 --> 00:11:05.521 align:center Oscar Thorne? What do you want to help a sorry chancer like that for? 00:11:05.605 --> 00:11:09.396 align:center Eddie's a colleague of his mum's, down at the Palace of Westminster. 00:11:10.355 --> 00:11:11.855 align:center - Oh, the bishop. - Yeah. 00:11:11.938 --> 00:11:15.063 align:center Everyone loves a bishop. Second-best piece on the board. 00:11:15.146 --> 00:11:16.563 align:center Oh, you needn't have bothered. 00:11:16.646 --> 00:11:20.230 align:center I recently agreed to forego the interest on Oscar's debt 00:11:20.313 --> 00:11:22.521 align:center in return for him running an errand for me. 00:11:22.605 --> 00:11:24.646 align:center I'll give you as much time as you need. 00:11:24.730 --> 00:11:26.688 align:center All you need to do is pick up a bird for me. 00:11:26.771 --> 00:11:28.271 align:center Bird? What… what… what bird? 00:11:28.355 --> 00:11:31.146 align:center - Well, what did he want with the bird? - Not just any bird. 00:11:31.896 --> 00:11:34.688 align:center A million-pound white saker falcon. 00:11:34.771 --> 00:11:37.146 align:center They race them in the Middle East. It's a big deal out there. 00:11:38.271 --> 00:11:40.480 align:center A way of life passed down through generations. 00:11:40.980 --> 00:11:43.563 align:center What started as Bedouin tradition became big business. 00:11:44.146 --> 00:11:45.730 align:center Worth more per gram than gold. 00:11:47.438 --> 00:11:50.980 align:center These birds travel by luxury car, fly in planes. 00:11:51.063 --> 00:11:52.771 align:center Even have their own passports. 00:11:52.855 --> 00:11:55.813 align:center There is no greater status symbol than an elite falcon. 00:11:56.396 --> 00:12:00.855 align:center But the thing about this particular bird was it was a male. For breeding. 00:12:00.938 --> 00:12:05.021 align:center Its mother won the King Abdulaziz Cup three years running. 00:12:05.105 --> 00:12:08.188 align:center Its father's lineage can be traced back to the 1970s. 00:12:08.271 --> 00:12:09.230 align:center It might just be 00:12:09.313 --> 00:12:12.980 align:center the greatest breeding falcon the world has ever seen. 00:12:13.063 --> 00:12:16.021 align:center The whole reason I had to get Oscar to pick it up in the first place 00:12:16.105 --> 00:12:19.396 align:center is I'm not allowed out of the country. Part of my bail conditions. 00:12:19.480 --> 00:12:21.480 align:center I'm supposed to be in court at the end of the month. 00:12:21.563 --> 00:12:25.688 align:center My counsel's saying the prognosis is decidedly bleak. 00:12:25.771 --> 00:12:29.230 align:center - You ever heard of Sheikh Khaled Suliman? - Yes. 00:12:29.938 --> 00:12:32.021 align:center His father's the third-richest man in the Gulf. 00:12:32.105 --> 00:12:33.605 align:center Well, if you're looking 00:12:33.688 --> 00:12:36.813 align:center to ingratiate yourself with a member of the Middle Eastern royal family, 00:12:36.896 --> 00:12:38.313 align:center perhaps we can help. 00:12:38.396 --> 00:12:41.605 align:center We have a Middle East man who can pull a few strings. 00:12:41.688 --> 00:12:45.355 align:center No, I've already pulled the strings. That bird's my golden ticket. 00:12:45.438 --> 00:12:46.771 align:center When I hand it over to the sheikh, 00:12:46.855 --> 00:12:49.521 align:center he's gonna give me a visa to live out in the Middle East. 00:12:49.605 --> 00:12:50.563 align:center And I tell you what, 00:12:50.646 --> 00:12:54.855 align:center I'd much rather spend my days watching them building cities in the desert 00:12:54.938 --> 00:12:58.021 align:center than I would rubbing shoulders with your old man 00:12:58.105 --> 00:12:59.896 align:center at His Majesty's convenience. 00:13:00.396 --> 00:13:01.896 align:center There seems to be an issue 00:13:01.980 --> 00:13:04.605 align:center with the item you commissioned him to purchase on your behalf. 00:13:04.688 --> 00:13:05.730 align:center What kind of issue? 00:13:05.813 --> 00:13:08.021 align:center It was on sale at an auction in America. 00:13:08.105 --> 00:13:11.396 align:center I book myself a ticket and fly out there to buy the fucking thing. 00:13:11.480 --> 00:13:14.355 align:center As soon as I get on the plane home, this idea 00:13:14.438 --> 00:13:16.605 align:center worms itself into my brain. 00:13:16.688 --> 00:13:18.730 align:center If these birds are worth so much money… 00:13:18.813 --> 00:13:19.813 align:center Why don't I make some? 00:13:19.896 --> 00:13:22.771 align:center As soon as I get back to England, I spend every penny I've got 00:13:22.855 --> 00:13:25.230 align:center on as many female falcons as I can lay my hands on. 00:13:25.313 --> 00:13:29.980 align:center I set Pat's falcon up here, and I wait for nature to take its course. 00:13:30.063 --> 00:13:31.646 align:center But that isn't what happened. 00:13:32.521 --> 00:13:34.938 align:center What happened is Pat's falcon's gone 00:13:35.438 --> 00:13:38.605 align:center 'cause these cunts fucking ate him! 00:13:38.688 --> 00:13:42.688 align:center Well, he seems to have, uh… …misplaced it. 00:13:45.563 --> 00:13:48.271 align:center How do you misplace a giant fucking falcon? 00:13:48.355 --> 00:13:52.605 align:center It's a very valid question. Unfortunately, one that we don't yet have the answer to. 00:13:53.938 --> 00:13:56.980 align:center You wanna help Oscar, you help him find that bird. 00:13:57.980 --> 00:13:59.938 align:center If he doesn't have it by the end of the week, 00:14:00.021 --> 00:14:03.021 align:center I swear to God, I'll kill him myself. 00:14:07.021 --> 00:14:09.146 align:center If I'm gonna go down for three life sentences, 00:14:10.146 --> 00:14:11.813 align:center I might as well go down for four. 00:14:14.813 --> 00:14:16.105 align:center Oi, watch it! 00:14:22.896 --> 00:14:25.313 align:center There's your dough, Dickie. Half in each bag. 00:14:25.813 --> 00:14:27.396 align:center Thank you, Master Jack. 00:14:28.438 --> 00:14:29.646 align:center Stay for a drink? 00:14:29.730 --> 00:14:32.480 align:center - No, I've got to get back. - Too bad. 00:14:32.980 --> 00:14:34.313 align:center Another time, perhaps. 00:14:34.813 --> 00:14:36.063 align:center Is everything all right? 00:14:36.146 --> 00:14:38.605 align:center Everything's going just swimmingly, thank you for asking. 00:14:38.688 --> 00:14:41.313 align:center The Lords are all lining up like good little Lords. 00:14:41.396 --> 00:14:45.396 align:center There's a sit-down dinner this evening for some key players. 00:14:45.480 --> 00:14:47.271 align:center Wheels are very much in motion. 00:14:47.355 --> 00:14:49.146 align:center Good. Just checking. 00:14:50.021 --> 00:14:52.730 align:center Only it is harder 00:14:53.605 --> 00:14:57.896 align:center asking people to trust you… when you've blood on your hands. 00:14:59.105 --> 00:15:00.605 align:center I, uh… 00:15:00.688 --> 00:15:02.313 align:center I wouldn't think too much about that. 00:15:02.396 --> 00:15:03.480 align:center I imagine 00:15:04.188 --> 00:15:06.105 align:center the voices grow fainter… 00:15:08.146 --> 00:15:08.980 align:center with time. 00:15:09.063 --> 00:15:10.605 align:center Is… is that what you've found? 00:15:10.688 --> 00:15:11.938 align:center What voices, Dickie? 00:15:12.605 --> 00:15:14.980 align:center The voices of those that you've slain. 00:15:15.480 --> 00:15:16.771 align:center Tell me honestly, Jack. 00:15:16.855 --> 00:15:20.021 align:center How many lives have you rubbed out? 00:15:21.438 --> 00:15:23.063 align:center It's not really something I think about. 00:15:23.146 --> 00:15:24.855 align:center We're in the same club, you and I. 00:15:24.938 --> 00:15:27.980 align:center An exclusive, secretive club that one can never leave. 00:15:30.605 --> 00:15:33.271 align:center Just concentrate on getting through the next few days. 00:15:35.105 --> 00:15:37.688 align:center Yes. No, no, you're quite right, of course. 00:15:38.521 --> 00:15:41.355 align:center Things will feel different when the bill has gone through. 00:15:44.105 --> 00:15:45.605 align:center But we're spiking the bill. 00:15:46.855 --> 00:15:48.396 align:center We're not letting it pass. 00:15:48.938 --> 00:15:50.271 align:center S… spiking it. 00:15:50.355 --> 00:15:53.730 align:center Yes, of course. That's… That's what I meant. A slip of the tongue. 00:15:54.813 --> 00:15:55.771 align:center Right. 00:15:57.730 --> 00:15:59.105 align:center Chin up, Dickie. 00:16:00.355 --> 00:16:01.980 align:center It'll all blow over before you know it. 00:16:17.021 --> 00:16:19.605 align:center - You're not gonna get that? - No, I'll call her back later. 00:16:19.688 --> 00:16:21.896 align:center It's a work call. It could be very important. 00:16:21.980 --> 00:16:25.146 align:center I can stick my fingers in my ears to give you some privacy. 00:16:25.230 --> 00:16:28.521 align:center You know, given the, uh, sexual tension between you two. 00:16:29.813 --> 00:16:33.396 align:center Oh, that's disappointing. What do you think she was calling about? 00:16:33.480 --> 00:16:35.605 align:center Work, I imagine, Susan. 00:16:35.688 --> 00:16:38.355 align:center - We, uh, had a meeting set for later on. - Ooh. 00:16:38.938 --> 00:16:41.813 align:center - Going solo on that one? - You're more than welcome to join. 00:16:41.896 --> 00:16:44.646 align:center Oh, don't worry. I wouldn't wanna cramp your style. 00:16:44.730 --> 00:16:46.230 align:center Anyway, got plans. 00:16:46.313 --> 00:16:47.313 align:center I bet you do. 00:16:48.896 --> 00:16:50.771 align:center Mm, someone's persistent. 00:16:51.355 --> 00:16:52.230 align:center Ciao, Bella. 00:16:52.313 --> 00:16:54.396 align:center Ciao, Susanna. I'm coming to London today, 00:16:54.480 --> 00:16:58.563 align:center and I have three new palazzos I wanted to show you the details of. 00:16:58.646 --> 00:16:59.938 align:center An extravaganza. 00:17:00.021 --> 00:17:01.355 align:center Are you free tonight? 00:17:01.438 --> 00:17:03.188 align:center Unfortunately, I am not. 00:17:03.271 --> 00:17:05.938 align:center I've got a prior engagement. You should give Eddie a call. 00:17:06.021 --> 00:17:07.521 align:center I've tried him, but he didn't answer. 00:17:07.605 --> 00:17:10.605 align:center I'm sure he's not ignoring you. He's probably just playing hard to get. 00:17:10.688 --> 00:17:13.313 align:center - Mm. - Don't make jokes, Susie. 00:17:13.396 --> 00:17:15.271 align:center I'm taking my new duties very seriously, 00:17:15.355 --> 00:17:18.021 align:center and Marco is keen I show you what I've come up with. 00:17:18.105 --> 00:17:22.730 align:center Tell you what, I can see him now. Give me a second. Eddie! It's Bella. 00:17:22.813 --> 00:17:26.146 align:center She wants to know if you can meet her for a business meeting this evening. 00:17:26.230 --> 00:17:29.480 align:center Sounds delightful. Tell her 8:00 p.m. I'll text her the address. 00:17:29.563 --> 00:17:32.105 align:center - You hear that? - Eight o'clock, yes. 00:17:32.188 --> 00:17:35.021 align:center I can jump in my plane and be with you in a couple of hours. 00:17:35.105 --> 00:17:36.605 align:center Perhaps you could join us, Susie? 00:17:36.688 --> 00:17:39.855 align:center No, like I said, I'm busy. But you two have a lovely time. 00:17:39.938 --> 00:17:41.771 align:center Bring him along so we can meet him. 00:17:41.855 --> 00:17:44.521 align:center Exactly. Bring Joe along so we can meet him. 00:17:45.021 --> 00:17:47.188 align:center Okay, then. I'll bring him along. 00:17:47.271 --> 00:17:49.688 align:center - Ciao. - Ciao, Bella. 00:17:53.271 --> 00:17:54.896 align:center Well, you changed your tune. 00:17:54.980 --> 00:17:56.813 align:center Well, I noticed the Soranza coat of arms 00:17:56.896 --> 00:18:00.021 align:center has a shield with two falcons standing either side of it. 00:18:00.105 --> 00:18:02.188 align:center It's clearly a popular family sport. 00:18:02.688 --> 00:18:05.813 align:center Maybe the expertise has been handed down through the generations. 00:18:06.688 --> 00:18:10.146 align:center If we can't find this falcon, perhaps Bella can give us some advice over dinner. 00:18:12.230 --> 00:18:14.313 align:center - You all right, Dad? - Where are ya? 00:18:14.396 --> 00:18:16.480 align:center Fighting a war on many fronts. What can I do you for? 00:18:17.063 --> 00:18:19.563 align:center Well, I'm a little worried about Lord Hawthorne. 00:18:20.188 --> 00:18:21.146 align:center Why's that? 00:18:21.646 --> 00:18:23.230 align:center Why are we worried, Jack? 00:18:23.313 --> 00:18:25.521 align:center He was a bit wobbly, that's all. 00:18:25.605 --> 00:18:28.480 align:center He's got a lot to get his nut around. Cajoling the various Lords. 00:18:28.563 --> 00:18:31.771 align:center Making sure they kill the bill as per your specifications. 00:18:32.271 --> 00:18:33.855 align:center But don't worry, he's solid. 00:18:34.355 --> 00:18:35.896 align:center And there's nothing you wanna tell me? 00:18:37.396 --> 00:18:38.813 align:center Not that I'm aware of. 00:18:38.896 --> 00:18:40.105 align:center Right, then, um… 00:18:40.188 --> 00:18:43.188 align:center Well, I'll let you carry on with whatever you're doing. 00:18:43.271 --> 00:18:45.230 align:center All right. Speak to you later. 00:18:45.313 --> 00:18:46.688 align:center Yeah, see you later, babe. 00:18:49.688 --> 00:18:51.063 align:center Anything you want me to do, Dad? 00:18:51.146 --> 00:18:54.438 align:center Yeah. Get Organ John to give me a call. 00:19:07.980 --> 00:19:09.563 align:center Everything all right with the old man? 00:19:10.230 --> 00:19:11.938 align:center Dunno. He sounded odd. 00:19:12.021 --> 00:19:15.271 align:center Hm. Well, par for the course these days, Susan. 00:19:22.480 --> 00:19:23.438 align:center Aslan! 00:19:23.521 --> 00:19:25.021 align:center Yes, Mr. Ozzy. 00:19:25.105 --> 00:19:26.730 align:center My friends here wanna ask you something. 00:19:27.896 --> 00:19:30.480 align:center Sorry. Fuck off with that! Hey, Pebbles! 00:19:30.980 --> 00:19:32.938 align:center We think there's been a theft at the property. 00:19:33.021 --> 00:19:35.313 align:center We'd like to see your CCTV and drone footage. 00:19:35.396 --> 00:19:36.855 align:center Okay. Show them the footage. 00:19:37.438 --> 00:19:39.271 align:center - Follow me. - Hm. 00:19:41.105 --> 00:19:43.813 align:center - Let's have a talk, shall we? - Yes, that'd be nice. 00:19:43.896 --> 00:19:46.605 align:center Probably doesn't mean much to you, but, uh, 00:19:47.396 --> 00:19:50.438 align:center 57 properties I've looked after in my time. 00:19:50.521 --> 00:19:53.521 align:center Not one thing stolen. That means something to me. 00:19:54.188 --> 00:19:55.771 align:center My name is Aslan. 00:19:56.563 --> 00:20:00.230 align:center Named after the great lion from the movies. 00:20:01.105 --> 00:20:03.063 align:center I don't take that name lightly. 00:20:03.563 --> 00:20:05.021 align:center I take pride in what I do. 00:20:05.980 --> 00:20:09.438 align:center We're not gonna find anything on those tapes, are we, Aslan? 00:20:10.021 --> 00:20:13.313 align:center - As I said, I'm a lion. - Hm. 00:20:14.105 --> 00:20:14.938 align:center Look, 00:20:15.730 --> 00:20:18.896 align:center we're both aware that your, uh, business partner 00:20:18.980 --> 00:20:23.230 align:center is very capable of misplacing one of these birds. 00:20:23.313 --> 00:20:26.063 align:center And, of course, it's not in your remit to look after these animals, 00:20:26.146 --> 00:20:29.563 align:center but if one of these birds were to go missing, 00:20:30.271 --> 00:20:33.521 align:center surely you would be the best person to locate said bird. 00:20:35.063 --> 00:20:37.521 align:center I feel like there is a bond between us. 00:20:37.605 --> 00:20:41.730 align:center I have invested heavily into Mr. Ozzy and into this place, 00:20:41.813 --> 00:20:43.646 align:center and it's fair to say, in recent times, 00:20:43.730 --> 00:20:47.188 align:center he's become somewhat obsessed with these birds. 00:20:47.855 --> 00:20:49.521 align:center I need him to get his priorities straight, 00:20:49.605 --> 00:20:52.271 align:center focus on selling this place so I can see my back end. 00:20:52.771 --> 00:20:53.855 align:center With that in mind, 00:20:54.980 --> 00:20:57.480 align:center I may have removed one of his distractions. 00:20:57.980 --> 00:20:58.938 align:center I see. 00:20:59.438 --> 00:21:04.146 align:center Clearly, Aslan, you are an incredibly astute businessman, 00:21:04.230 --> 00:21:06.146 align:center and no doubt you have an inkling 00:21:06.230 --> 00:21:08.938 align:center of how much people are willing to pay for these birds. 00:21:10.188 --> 00:21:12.646 align:center I may have a small inkling. 00:21:12.730 --> 00:21:16.563 align:center And it's incredibly hard to find a buyer for these birds. 00:21:17.146 --> 00:21:18.188 align:center But, Aslan… 00:21:21.188 --> 00:21:22.563 align:center I am that buyer. 00:21:23.146 --> 00:21:26.021 align:center And I am willing to pay market rate for a saker falcon. 00:21:28.813 --> 00:21:29.813 align:center Follow me. 00:21:32.313 --> 00:21:35.146 align:center Sorry, this place is fucking huge. 00:21:35.230 --> 00:21:36.896 align:center Only a few more flights. 00:21:36.980 --> 00:21:38.313 align:center - Oof. - Mm-hmm. 00:21:40.480 --> 00:21:42.980 align:center I'm gonna be honest with you 'cause I'm an honest man. 00:21:43.063 --> 00:21:44.313 align:center I stole the bird. 00:21:44.396 --> 00:21:46.605 align:center I don't know what's so special about this little wanker. 00:21:46.688 --> 00:21:49.688 align:center He just sits about eating, sleeping, shitting. 00:21:49.771 --> 00:21:52.730 align:center I'll tell you, a bird I like is a parrot. You can have banter with a parrot. 00:21:57.646 --> 00:21:58.813 align:center What the fuck is that? 00:21:59.938 --> 00:22:01.188 align:center Well, it's a ten-pound note. 00:22:02.355 --> 00:22:04.938 align:center That bird, Eddie, is worth a million pound. 00:22:05.521 --> 00:22:06.396 align:center You're right. 00:22:06.480 --> 00:22:09.771 align:center Now, you may have been able to get one million pounds 00:22:09.855 --> 00:22:11.855 align:center off Sheikh Khaled Suliman on account of the fact 00:22:11.938 --> 00:22:15.855 align:center that he and his fellow countrymen are obsessed with falcon racing. 00:22:15.938 --> 00:22:17.688 align:center Perhaps you'd even get two. 00:22:18.605 --> 00:22:20.313 align:center But he's not here, is he? 00:22:21.438 --> 00:22:22.271 align:center I am. 00:22:22.855 --> 00:22:25.563 align:center And the price for someone who knows you are a fucking thief 00:22:25.646 --> 00:22:28.521 align:center who's incapable of doing the one thing you're employed to do, 00:22:28.605 --> 00:22:31.980 align:center namely not steal from his employer, 00:22:33.480 --> 00:22:34.938 align:center well, that's ten pounds. 00:22:35.938 --> 00:22:39.813 align:center So, if you want to keep your precious 0.25%, 00:22:39.896 --> 00:22:42.188 align:center I suggest you take this money 00:22:42.730 --> 00:22:44.730 align:center and return the bird to Oscar. 00:22:49.105 --> 00:22:51.605 align:center Right, everyone stop what they're doing. We've found the bird. 00:22:51.688 --> 00:22:53.313 align:center - Hallelujah! - Hm. 00:22:54.146 --> 00:22:56.938 align:center I suggest we take him straight to Pat. I'll get the car. 00:22:57.021 --> 00:22:58.896 align:center - Excellent idea, Captain. - Where was he? 00:22:58.980 --> 00:23:00.021 align:center Well, 00:23:00.605 --> 00:23:02.438 align:center just gone for a little wander, hadn't he? 00:23:04.646 --> 00:23:05.896 align:center Wait a minute. 00:23:06.521 --> 00:23:07.813 align:center Where's his hood? 00:23:07.896 --> 00:23:09.646 align:center I took it off. He looked ridiculous. 00:23:09.730 --> 00:23:12.730 align:center Everybody be calm and stay right where you are. 00:23:13.730 --> 00:23:16.146 align:center These creatures are apex predators. 00:23:16.230 --> 00:23:18.146 align:center He needs his hood over his eyes. 00:23:18.230 --> 00:23:20.688 align:center If he sees anything he thinks is a threat, he's gone. 00:23:20.771 --> 00:23:23.605 align:center I didn't know. I don't know nothing about birds. 00:23:23.688 --> 00:23:25.313 align:center Put the hood on the bird, please. 00:23:25.396 --> 00:23:30.355 align:center Give me a second. I'm getting the fucking hood from my pocket. 00:23:35.271 --> 00:23:39.605 align:center Pebbles, you wally, don't let that drone come anywhere near us, you cunt! 00:23:41.730 --> 00:23:43.730 align:center Do we have anything in the way of a backup plan? 00:23:43.813 --> 00:23:47.146 align:center No. Without that bird, we will be short 26 votes, 00:23:47.230 --> 00:23:49.855 align:center our attempts to Shanghai the House of Lords will fail, 00:23:49.938 --> 00:23:53.188 align:center and I'll be on the hook for 60 million to an Italian crime boss. 00:23:53.271 --> 00:23:55.980 align:center There is no fucking backup plan. 00:23:57.771 --> 00:24:00.521 align:center Do you need a sweetie? I think your blood sugar's running low. 00:24:00.605 --> 00:24:02.855 align:center Oh, I think I need more than that. 00:24:02.938 --> 00:24:04.730 align:center I say we go to dinner. 00:24:08.938 --> 00:24:11.605 align:center So, pants down, everything, I'm talking everything out. 00:24:11.688 --> 00:24:14.105 align:center - Everything? - Garlic aioli running down my wrist. 00:24:14.188 --> 00:24:16.855 align:center And I knew… Looking in her eyes, I knew that she knew. 00:24:18.063 --> 00:24:20.605 align:center You should have warned me how naughty your boyfriend is. 00:24:20.688 --> 00:24:22.063 align:center You don't know the half of it. 00:24:22.146 --> 00:24:25.063 align:center They used to call him Penguin Joe 'cause he shoveled so much snow around. 00:24:25.146 --> 00:24:26.730 align:center - Penguin Joe. - Penguin Joe, wow. 00:24:26.813 --> 00:24:28.271 align:center Is that why you moved to the US? 00:24:28.355 --> 00:24:29.730 align:center Miami. I like the sunshine. 00:24:29.813 --> 00:24:32.396 align:center - Ah. Is, uh, sunshine… - Sunshine. 00:24:32.480 --> 00:24:34.271 align:center Is that a euphemism for cocaine? 00:24:35.480 --> 00:24:37.980 align:center Mm. If it is, it's the first I've heard of it. 00:24:38.063 --> 00:24:41.521 align:center I mean, I've heard all sorts. Bang bang, nose whiskey, tornado. 00:24:41.605 --> 00:24:43.855 align:center Babe… Babe, I think he was making a joke. 00:24:44.771 --> 00:24:45.605 align:center Ah. 00:24:45.688 --> 00:24:46.813 align:center Ladies, gentlemen. 00:24:47.438 --> 00:24:49.480 align:center Uh, we didn't order that. 00:24:49.563 --> 00:24:52.355 align:center It's a gift, sir, from the gentlemen at the table over there. 00:24:52.438 --> 00:24:54.688 align:center You all right? 00:24:54.771 --> 00:24:56.771 align:center Ah, right. Well, that's very sweet of them. 00:24:56.855 --> 00:24:58.063 align:center But please don't pour it. 00:24:58.146 --> 00:25:00.230 align:center Put the sparklers out before we all die of humiliation. 00:25:01.021 --> 00:25:02.355 align:center Do we know these people? 00:25:02.438 --> 00:25:05.355 align:center It's Tall Paul and Fucksake Frank. Haven't seen 'em for about 15 years. 00:25:05.438 --> 00:25:06.605 align:center It's a piss-take. 00:25:06.688 --> 00:25:09.021 align:center Now, Joe, why don't we not let them ruin 00:25:09.105 --> 00:25:11.730 align:center what's turned out to be a really lovely evening? 00:25:11.813 --> 00:25:14.730 align:center Good plan. I suggest we return the gesture with interest. 00:25:14.813 --> 00:25:17.063 align:center - Bottle of DP, perhaps. - Double sparklers. 00:25:17.146 --> 00:25:18.021 align:center Good idea. 00:25:18.105 --> 00:25:21.563 align:center If you're ordering Dom Pérignon for them, you should get some for us as well. 00:25:21.646 --> 00:25:22.480 align:center I will. 00:25:22.563 --> 00:25:24.563 align:center Susie, shall we go to the bathroom together? 00:25:24.646 --> 00:25:25.480 align:center Sure. 00:25:31.480 --> 00:25:33.021 align:center - Here we fucking go. - Fuck's sake. 00:25:33.105 --> 00:25:34.688 align:center All right, Joe, what's happening? 00:25:35.188 --> 00:25:36.605 align:center Who's your mate? 00:25:37.855 --> 00:25:39.438 align:center Edward Horniman. Pleased to meet you. 00:25:39.521 --> 00:25:41.938 align:center And, uh, thank you for the sparkling gift 00:25:42.021 --> 00:25:44.771 align:center that was enjoyed by everyone in the restaurant. 00:25:44.855 --> 00:25:47.646 align:center Yeah, yeah, sweet. Frank. That's Tall Paul. 00:25:48.146 --> 00:25:49.063 align:center Pleasure. 00:25:49.146 --> 00:25:51.563 align:center How you doing? Ain't seen you in years. Where you been? 00:25:51.646 --> 00:25:53.980 align:center - America. - Cracking on nicely, I gather. 00:25:54.063 --> 00:25:56.480 align:center Would've been nice if you shared what was in the trough. 00:25:56.563 --> 00:25:59.521 align:center You wanna lay off them American portions, though, son. 00:25:59.605 --> 00:26:01.438 align:center Cheekbone Joe, we used to call him. 00:26:01.521 --> 00:26:04.063 align:center Handsome cunt. Double handsome. 00:26:04.146 --> 00:26:07.480 align:center Rearview mirrors used to strum themselves off gawping at this cunt. 00:26:07.563 --> 00:26:09.813 align:center Now look at the size of ya. 00:26:09.896 --> 00:26:11.855 align:center If you're here to perform, you're doing a shit job. 00:26:11.938 --> 00:26:12.813 align:center Cool your heels. 00:26:12.896 --> 00:26:14.938 align:center Cool your own fucking heels on your own fucking table. 00:26:15.688 --> 00:26:17.271 align:center What happened to you, Joe? 00:26:17.771 --> 00:26:21.646 align:center You used to be jolly Joe, happy Joe, happy-go-lucky Joe. 00:26:21.730 --> 00:26:24.355 align:center I'll be happy if you go back to your fucking table. 00:26:24.438 --> 00:26:27.188 align:center - And stop driving me mad. - All right. He's only teasing. 00:26:27.813 --> 00:26:30.063 align:center Fucking hell, that's a bit strong, innit, mate? 00:26:30.563 --> 00:26:32.646 align:center You've got a five stretch there in your belt strap. 00:26:32.730 --> 00:26:34.563 align:center You let me worry about my five stretch. 00:26:34.646 --> 00:26:36.855 align:center You worry about moonwalking back to your fucking table. 00:26:36.938 --> 00:26:38.896 align:center - Yeah, let's go. - All right. All right. 00:26:39.688 --> 00:26:42.896 align:center You two clearly have some delightful shared history and a lot to catch up on, 00:26:42.980 --> 00:26:47.063 align:center but might I suggest a more appropriate occasion? 00:26:47.146 --> 00:26:49.646 align:center Joseph, why don't you take a seat, please? 00:26:50.605 --> 00:26:53.355 align:center And, uh, Frank, why don't you head back to your table? 00:26:53.438 --> 00:26:58.396 align:center We sent you a bottle of 2008 Dom Pérignon as a reciprocal gesture of appreciation. 00:26:58.480 --> 00:27:00.396 align:center I'm glad you came out tonight. 00:27:00.896 --> 00:27:03.271 align:center Sometimes it's good to mix business with pleasure. 00:27:03.355 --> 00:27:06.396 align:center Well, I normally try to keep the two lanes separate. 00:27:08.188 --> 00:27:10.188 align:center And you were never tempted to 00:27:10.980 --> 00:27:13.063 align:center make an exception for Eddie? 00:27:14.438 --> 00:27:17.480 align:center No, we work well together. That's very rare in this business. 00:27:17.563 --> 00:27:19.313 align:center I'd never do anything to fuck that up. 00:27:20.396 --> 00:27:21.605 align:center There you go, Joe. 00:27:21.688 --> 00:27:23.480 align:center A man with manners. 00:27:26.146 --> 00:27:28.438 align:center It's a nice word, that, "reciprocal." 00:27:30.063 --> 00:27:31.813 align:center Lanky prick. 00:27:31.896 --> 00:27:32.855 align:center Fucking melt. 00:27:33.355 --> 00:27:36.021 align:center Sorry about that, Eddie. Seems like he hasn't changed. 00:27:39.396 --> 00:27:42.271 align:center But I'll admit, he has his charms. 00:27:43.146 --> 00:27:44.563 align:center You make a good couple, 00:27:45.480 --> 00:27:46.646 align:center you and Joe. 00:27:46.730 --> 00:27:48.563 align:center You seem happier when you're with him. 00:27:49.105 --> 00:27:50.396 align:center It's a good thing. 00:27:51.230 --> 00:27:52.855 align:center Sometimes we all need to be happy. 00:27:53.855 --> 00:27:56.355 align:center Well, if you can't be happy, be merry. 00:27:58.521 --> 00:27:59.438 align:center Here they come. 00:28:00.146 --> 00:28:01.480 align:center - Hi. - Hello. 00:28:01.563 --> 00:28:03.230 align:center - All good? - Good. 00:28:04.605 --> 00:28:07.021 align:center - Susie told me about the missing bird. - Good. 00:28:07.105 --> 00:28:09.105 align:center - Do you know what sex it is? - Yeah, it's male. 00:28:09.605 --> 00:28:13.021 align:center Okay, so you need to find an expert to find the female he's fucking. 00:28:13.105 --> 00:28:15.438 align:center - Right. - Very romantic creatures. 00:28:15.521 --> 00:28:18.021 align:center - Her call will bring him back. - Okay, can you help us? 00:28:18.105 --> 00:28:20.646 align:center Some of your family's magic must have rubbed off on you. 00:28:20.730 --> 00:28:22.771 align:center Okay, I'll find the bird. We go now. 00:28:22.855 --> 00:28:23.688 align:center - Now? - Now. 00:28:23.771 --> 00:28:24.688 align:center - What? - Let's go. 00:28:24.771 --> 00:28:27.438 align:center I think I left my phone at the table. I'll catch you outside. 00:28:27.521 --> 00:28:28.813 align:center I'll settle up here. 00:28:33.730 --> 00:28:36.313 align:center Fucking lanky cunt! 00:28:36.396 --> 00:28:39.396 align:center He was only playing. For fuck's sake, take it easy! 00:28:39.480 --> 00:28:42.105 align:center - Don't call the fucking police! - What the fuck did you just do? 00:28:42.188 --> 00:28:43.896 align:center Nothing. Come on, let's go. 00:28:43.980 --> 00:28:45.105 align:center Lucas. 00:28:45.188 --> 00:28:47.438 align:center Get Avery and call the bloody police. 00:28:47.521 --> 00:28:49.396 align:center Listen to me. There's no need to call the police. 00:28:49.480 --> 00:28:52.896 align:center I'm sure you have a first-aid box. You just need to staunch the bleeding. 00:28:52.980 --> 00:28:55.230 align:center This, um, is for your inconvenience. 00:28:55.313 --> 00:28:58.480 align:center It's best for everyone, especially the reputation of your restaurant. 00:29:00.730 --> 00:29:01.938 align:center Maybe a little ice. 00:29:09.021 --> 00:29:11.313 align:center They're cute, no? Susie and Joe. 00:29:13.230 --> 00:29:14.105 align:center Yeah. 00:29:15.188 --> 00:29:16.230 align:center I suppose so. 00:29:25.396 --> 00:29:28.188 align:center - Oscar. Up here. - Hello. 00:29:28.271 --> 00:29:30.230 align:center - Who are they? - They're here to help. 00:29:30.313 --> 00:29:31.771 align:center This is the Contessa di Fabri. 00:29:31.855 --> 00:29:34.980 align:center Her grandfather was the greatest falconer in the whole of Italy, apparently. 00:29:35.063 --> 00:29:37.438 align:center - Mind turning down the music a bit? - No, no. 00:29:37.521 --> 00:29:40.313 align:center I think it's like a lullaby for the falcons, isn't it? 00:29:40.396 --> 00:29:41.521 align:center She's right. 00:29:42.230 --> 00:29:44.313 align:center These birds, they love a bit of Italian opera. 00:29:44.396 --> 00:29:48.063 align:center Well, what you need to understand is falcons are incredibly romantic. 00:29:48.146 --> 00:29:50.230 align:center When they mate, they mate for life. 00:29:50.313 --> 00:29:52.980 align:center And this is how we're going to find your missing bird. 00:29:53.063 --> 00:29:54.896 align:center Oscar, how many falcons do you have? 00:29:54.980 --> 00:29:56.688 align:center Uh, 50. 00:29:56.771 --> 00:29:59.230 align:center - And they're all female? - Correct. 00:30:00.188 --> 00:30:03.438 align:center Only one is the mate of the bird that has gone missing. Which one is it? 00:30:03.521 --> 00:30:05.146 align:center I have no fucking idea. 00:30:05.230 --> 00:30:09.396 align:center Well, then we need to find out. Because if we find her, we find him. 00:30:09.480 --> 00:30:12.605 align:center You don't have to watch. We can find you as soon as we find the bird. 00:30:13.563 --> 00:30:16.105 align:center But I warn you, it could take some time. 00:30:16.188 --> 00:30:17.188 align:center Thank you. 00:30:19.230 --> 00:30:20.688 align:center - Hm. - Who is it? 00:30:20.771 --> 00:30:21.771 align:center Hawthorne. 00:30:22.271 --> 00:30:23.105 align:center Hello, Dickie. 00:30:23.188 --> 00:30:25.646 align:center Shouldn't you be lubing up some Lords for us? 00:30:25.730 --> 00:30:28.646 align:center I'm sorry. I… I can't do it, Susie. 00:30:30.396 --> 00:30:31.771 align:center I… I can't face them. 00:30:31.855 --> 00:30:33.146 align:center Oh, for God's sake. 00:30:34.355 --> 00:30:35.896 align:center What seems to be the problem? 00:30:35.980 --> 00:30:37.688 align:center These people think I'm a man of honor. 00:30:37.771 --> 00:30:40.188 align:center Uh, they don't know the real me. 00:30:40.271 --> 00:30:41.938 align:center They don't know what I've done. 00:30:42.855 --> 00:30:45.021 align:center I'm a killer, Susie. 00:30:45.105 --> 00:30:47.688 align:center - How long you been in the puff game, then? - Mm. 00:30:48.521 --> 00:30:49.980 align:center Couple of years now. 00:30:50.063 --> 00:30:52.355 align:center - Profitable? - Has its ups and downs. 00:30:52.438 --> 00:30:57.271 align:center Mm. What do you make of Susie's dad? Big bad Bob. 00:30:59.188 --> 00:31:00.938 align:center That's three now, Joseph. 00:31:01.771 --> 00:31:02.813 align:center Three what? 00:31:02.896 --> 00:31:04.105 align:center Make that four. 00:31:04.771 --> 00:31:05.730 align:center Questions. 00:31:09.230 --> 00:31:12.188 align:center Well, you know, I have an inquiring mind. Can't switch it off. 00:31:12.271 --> 00:31:14.688 align:center We've all done things we're not proud of. 00:31:14.771 --> 00:31:16.980 align:center Don't let it stop you from doing what you need to do. 00:31:17.063 --> 00:31:19.438 align:center But I've taken a man's life. 00:31:19.938 --> 00:31:24.605 align:center How can I look my fellow peers in the eye when I've done something so despicable? 00:31:24.688 --> 00:31:27.188 align:center It's killing me. I can't sleep. 00:31:27.271 --> 00:31:30.021 align:center Let me just stop you there, Dickie. All right? 00:31:30.105 --> 00:31:32.855 align:center I've got some news for you. Important news. 00:31:32.938 --> 00:31:33.771 align:center Mm-hmm? 00:31:35.188 --> 00:31:36.438 align:center You didn't do it. 00:31:37.271 --> 00:31:39.105 align:center - Hm? - You were drugged. 00:31:39.938 --> 00:31:43.105 align:center The dead man was put into your bed to make you think you'd killed him. 00:31:44.855 --> 00:31:46.271 align:center We arranged the whole thing. 00:31:55.605 --> 00:31:57.980 align:center But… why? 00:31:58.563 --> 00:32:00.063 align:center To make you more pliable. 00:32:00.563 --> 00:32:02.855 align:center So that you'd do whatever we needed you to do. 00:32:03.646 --> 00:32:05.563 align:center Let me ask you a question. 00:32:06.063 --> 00:32:10.271 align:center Do you normally bring a Beretta M9 to a casual dinner? 00:32:11.063 --> 00:32:12.605 align:center Has my behavior upset you? 00:32:12.688 --> 00:32:14.063 align:center No, it hasn't upset me. 00:32:15.230 --> 00:32:16.938 align:center I just found it a little uncouth. 00:32:17.521 --> 00:32:20.313 align:center Well, that's the problem with the great unwashed, Your Lordship. 00:32:20.813 --> 00:32:22.105 align:center You can't take us anywhere. 00:32:22.188 --> 00:32:24.105 align:center Well, you can take anyone anywhere. 00:32:24.605 --> 00:32:26.813 align:center So long as they act appropriately. 00:32:27.396 --> 00:32:29.313 align:center Now, you may not be a killer, 00:32:29.396 --> 00:32:31.605 align:center but there is still an abundance of evidence 00:32:31.688 --> 00:32:33.355 align:center that could link you to the crime. 00:32:33.438 --> 00:32:36.813 align:center So I suggest you stop feeling sorry for yourself, 00:32:36.896 --> 00:32:38.813 align:center pull yourself together, 00:32:39.563 --> 00:32:42.855 align:center and get to work persuading those Lords to push the bill through. 00:32:44.355 --> 00:32:46.896 align:center You could have been a hell of a politician. 00:32:48.021 --> 00:32:48.980 align:center Thank you. 00:32:49.605 --> 00:32:51.688 align:center But what the fuck do you think I am, Dickie? 00:32:55.063 --> 00:32:57.605 align:center Where's this going, Eddie? Hm? 00:33:00.688 --> 00:33:03.271 align:center Susie and I are, uh… 00:33:07.146 --> 00:33:08.563 align:center Let me put it this way. 00:33:10.021 --> 00:33:13.938 align:center I am very, very protective of Susie. 00:33:15.813 --> 00:33:17.396 align:center He's having a bit of a wobble. 00:33:17.896 --> 00:33:19.771 align:center Mm. Guilt spiral? 00:33:19.855 --> 00:33:22.688 align:center Mm, that's an accurate way of describing it. 00:33:22.771 --> 00:33:25.980 align:center I'm sure he'll be able to pull himself out of it in no time. 00:33:26.063 --> 00:33:29.021 align:center Hm. Yeah. Let's get some fresh air, shall we? 00:33:46.563 --> 00:33:48.146 align:center I want you to get together 00:33:54.563 --> 00:33:56.271 align:center I want you to get together… 00:34:02.188 --> 00:34:05.396 align:center Gentlemen, good evening. I'm sorry to have kept you waiting. 00:34:05.480 --> 00:34:07.063 align:center Cunt! 00:34:10.563 --> 00:34:14.271 align:center Put your hands together one time 00:34:14.896 --> 00:34:16.521 align:center I want you to get together 00:34:18.938 --> 00:34:19.855 align:center I want you to… 00:34:20.438 --> 00:34:22.521 align:center - We think we have a winner. - Ta-da! 00:34:24.521 --> 00:34:26.105 align:center How do you know it's the one? 00:34:26.188 --> 00:34:28.105 align:center She's frisky, a little aggressive. 00:34:28.188 --> 00:34:32.188 align:center When I tried to tickle her tummy, she scratched me. Blood. 00:34:32.271 --> 00:34:34.188 align:center There's a metaphor in there somewhere. 00:34:34.271 --> 00:34:35.480 align:center Naughty girl. 00:34:35.563 --> 00:34:37.605 align:center Well, let's see what she can do. 00:34:39.355 --> 00:34:42.813 align:center She's calling for her lover. He will come to see her. You'll see. 00:34:44.313 --> 00:34:45.730 align:center What do you reckon, Eddie? 00:34:45.813 --> 00:34:49.146 align:center Is she gonna reel him in, or is he having too much fun spreading his wings? 00:34:49.230 --> 00:34:51.896 align:center Ah. We'll have to see, won't we? 00:34:59.605 --> 00:35:01.021 align:center I want you to get together 00:35:02.813 --> 00:35:04.271 align:center Oh. 00:35:04.355 --> 00:35:05.605 align:center - Is that it? - Yeah. 00:35:05.688 --> 00:35:07.188 align:center - I see something. - That? 00:35:07.271 --> 00:35:08.938 align:center - Do you see it? - Is it? 00:35:10.271 --> 00:35:11.146 align:center Come on, Pepe! 00:35:14.646 --> 00:35:15.896 align:center - Go on, my son! - Come on! 00:35:15.980 --> 00:35:18.146 align:center - Come on! That's it! - Come on! 00:35:18.230 --> 00:35:19.730 align:center - Come the fuck on! - Come on! 00:35:20.938 --> 00:35:24.146 align:center Oh my. You fucking birdbrain. Come here. 00:35:25.188 --> 00:35:27.771 align:center Well. And they say romance is dead. 00:35:27.855 --> 00:35:30.396 align:center - Can we go home now, babe? - Sure. 00:35:31.271 --> 00:35:34.480 align:center Where you been hiding? That's all right. Don't worry about it. 00:35:35.063 --> 00:35:37.813 align:center That was a little closer than I'd like to admit. Thank you. 00:35:37.896 --> 00:35:39.105 align:center My pleasure. 00:35:39.188 --> 00:35:41.438 align:center I'm beginning to think there's not much you can't do. 00:35:42.563 --> 00:35:44.146 align:center I'm not playing hard to get. 00:35:44.730 --> 00:35:46.396 align:center All you have to do is ask, Eddie. 00:35:46.480 --> 00:35:48.146 align:center I want you to get together 00:35:50.313 --> 00:35:52.105 align:center Put your hands… 00:35:55.730 --> 00:35:58.855 align:center This beautiful saker is a token of my friendship 00:35:58.938 --> 00:36:00.605 align:center and the respect I hold for you, 00:36:00.688 --> 00:36:03.188 align:center Sheikh Khaled Suliman, and your family. 00:36:03.271 --> 00:36:04.855 align:center It's an exquisite creature. 00:36:05.563 --> 00:36:07.730 align:center My utmost gratitude, Mr. Gallagher. 00:36:07.813 --> 00:36:11.605 align:center I look forward to watching you race with it back in your home country. 00:36:12.105 --> 00:36:14.188 align:center All in good time. Your Grace. 00:36:14.980 --> 00:36:15.813 align:center Hm. 00:36:19.771 --> 00:36:21.480 align:center It's nice to meet you. 00:36:23.771 --> 00:36:25.146 align:center Please, sit. 00:36:27.063 --> 00:36:29.771 align:center You'll be staying with us to watch the demonstration, of course. 00:36:39.771 --> 00:36:42.188 align:center I didn't have much time to improve it while there. 00:36:42.271 --> 00:36:44.688 align:center How come he speaks the lingo? 00:36:45.188 --> 00:36:46.771 align:center He's a triple threat, Patrick. 00:36:47.271 --> 00:36:50.105 align:center A cunning linguist with criminal muscularity, 00:36:50.188 --> 00:36:52.646 align:center and he can trace his roots back to the Domesday book. 00:37:23.480 --> 00:37:24.563 align:center Your Grace. 00:37:27.188 --> 00:37:28.605 align:center Your Excellency. 00:37:41.896 --> 00:37:45.688 align:center I wanted to introduce you to Oscar Thorne, the son of the Bishop of Sussex. 00:37:45.771 --> 00:37:48.938 align:center Like you, I have an extensive collection of falcons. 00:37:49.021 --> 00:37:50.355 align:center Falcons? 00:37:50.438 --> 00:37:55.355 align:center Alongside a substantial portfolio of luxurious properties. 00:37:55.438 --> 00:37:56.896 align:center Come with me. Let's talk a little bit. 00:37:57.813 --> 00:37:59.688 align:center Come, come, let's talk. So… 00:38:00.313 --> 00:38:03.355 align:center I don't know what you said to him, but you must be very convincing. 00:38:03.438 --> 00:38:06.855 align:center Well, His Excellency is clearly a man who knows what he wants. 00:38:07.438 --> 00:38:08.896 align:center I wouldn't be too sure. 00:38:08.980 --> 00:38:12.438 align:center Looks like your boy's about to snag 250 for that house he's trying to sell him. 00:38:12.521 --> 00:38:14.688 align:center Christ. Well done, Aisha. 00:38:14.771 --> 00:38:16.438 align:center Always happy to help. 00:38:17.646 --> 00:38:20.105 align:center Anything you need in the future, you know where to find me. 00:38:20.188 --> 00:38:21.063 align:center Indeed. 00:38:28.563 --> 00:38:30.730 align:center Morning, Dickie. How was last night? 00:38:30.813 --> 00:38:33.313 align:center The dinner was a triumphant success. 00:38:33.396 --> 00:38:36.980 align:center Everyone's agreed to vote to allow the bill to go through. 00:38:37.480 --> 00:38:40.938 align:center Happy to hear it. I'm glad you got over your little wobble. 00:38:41.021 --> 00:38:43.688 align:center Meanwhile, Oscar will be back with his beloved mother 00:38:43.771 --> 00:38:47.980 align:center in time for her to deliver us the 26 votes she keeps squirreled away in her cassock. 00:38:48.063 --> 00:38:49.646 align:center Then it's all but certain 00:38:49.730 --> 00:38:54.938 align:center that your nefarious scheme will have the outcome you desire. 00:38:55.438 --> 00:39:01.396 align:center But there are one or two points of order I wanted to air before we proceed. 00:39:01.480 --> 00:39:05.271 align:center I'm sorry if my behavior caused 00:39:05.355 --> 00:39:08.396 align:center any undue distraction last night. 00:39:08.480 --> 00:39:10.313 align:center But the fact of the matter is, 00:39:10.396 --> 00:39:13.896 align:center I've always thought of myself as a thoroughly compromised and… 00:39:14.396 --> 00:39:17.271 align:center …morally reprehensible creature. 00:39:17.771 --> 00:39:22.355 align:center But last night's… …little wobble, as you call it, 00:39:22.896 --> 00:39:26.521 align:center gave me cause to re-evaluate things. 00:39:27.938 --> 00:39:33.980 align:center You see, it turns out that there are certain lines I won't cross, such as 00:39:34.646 --> 00:39:36.521 align:center taking a man's life. 00:39:37.563 --> 00:39:40.563 align:center And this led on to the realization 00:39:41.105 --> 00:39:46.855 align:center that a vast chasm exists between where you and I stand. 00:39:47.771 --> 00:39:51.063 align:center So I will help the bill become law. 00:39:51.563 --> 00:39:53.021 align:center But after that, 00:39:53.105 --> 00:39:56.605 align:center I don't ever want to see your grubby little face ever again. 00:39:57.605 --> 00:40:00.980 align:center Your heart is black, Susie Glass. 00:40:01.480 --> 00:40:04.230 align:center Your soul is poison. 00:40:05.396 --> 00:40:07.021 align:center The day will come 00:40:08.396 --> 00:40:10.896 align:center when you will know nothing 00:40:10.980 --> 00:40:13.021 align:center but true loneliness. 00:40:13.521 --> 00:40:15.146 align:center It's all you deserve, 00:40:16.938 --> 00:40:19.980 align:center because you are a complete cunt. 00:40:27.896 --> 00:40:30.896 align:center When you hold me close 00:40:31.396 --> 00:40:34.313 align:center Honey, you're the most 00:40:34.813 --> 00:40:40.105 align:center Baby, you set my soul on fire 00:40:41.771 --> 00:40:44.730 align:center Ever since I met you 00:40:45.230 --> 00:40:47.438 align:center Honey, I had to… 00:40:47.521 --> 00:40:49.230 align:center Are you ready for your massage, sir? 00:40:49.313 --> 00:40:50.813 align:center Thank you, Gladys. 00:40:50.896 --> 00:40:52.938 align:center Unless there's anything else, I'll leave you to it. 00:40:53.021 --> 00:40:55.563 align:center Yes, that's all for tonight. Thank you, darling. 00:40:55.646 --> 00:40:56.688 align:center Good night, sir. 00:40:58.980 --> 00:41:01.605 align:center You're new. What happened to Juan? 00:41:02.521 --> 00:41:04.146 align:center Juan's not feeling too good today. 00:41:04.230 --> 00:41:06.105 align:center Oh no, that's a shame. 00:41:07.188 --> 00:41:09.146 align:center He's very familiar with my body. 00:41:09.230 --> 00:41:13.938 align:center If we would ever part It wouldn't be… 00:41:14.021 --> 00:41:15.980 align:center Takes Juan to know one. 00:41:16.063 --> 00:41:18.063 align:center Nothing serious, I hope. 00:41:18.646 --> 00:41:21.730 align:center Juan's fine. I'm a very fast learner. 00:41:22.563 --> 00:41:23.771 align:center Well, that's me told. 00:41:23.855 --> 00:41:26.021 align:center If you would ever leave me 00:41:26.521 --> 00:41:29.855 align:center Honey, it sure would grieve me 00:41:29.938 --> 00:41:31.313 align:center Baby, it would… 00:41:31.396 --> 00:41:33.063 align:center And what do they call you? 00:41:33.563 --> 00:41:34.980 align:center Name's Organ John. 00:41:36.063 --> 00:41:37.438 align:center How auspicious. 00:41:37.521 --> 00:41:39.855 align:center I won't let that worry me 00:41:40.355 --> 00:41:43.313 align:center This love will always be 00:41:43.813 --> 00:41:46.396 align:center It was meant right from… 00:41:46.480 --> 00:41:47.896 align:center Voting is now open. 00:41:47.980 --> 00:41:51.271 align:center Those who are content with the bill to decriminalize marijuana, 00:41:51.355 --> 00:41:53.730 align:center please make your way through to the Content lobby. 00:41:54.230 --> 00:41:55.813 align:center Those who are not content, 00:41:55.896 --> 00:41:58.271 align:center please make your way to the Not Content lobby. 00:42:00.313 --> 00:42:03.771 align:center A landmark vote to legalize cannabis will take place later today. 00:42:03.855 --> 00:42:06.855 align:center Activists argue that cannabis should be made legal and available… 00:42:06.938 --> 00:42:10.105 align:center The cannabis industry is potentially worth £15 billion 00:42:10.188 --> 00:42:11.271 align:center to the UK economy. 00:42:11.355 --> 00:42:13.105 align:center Tax it, legalize it, job done. 00:42:13.188 --> 00:42:15.313 align:center It's a gateway drug, pure and simple. Just say no. 00:42:15.396 --> 00:42:17.146 align:center More coming up after the weather… 00:42:17.230 --> 00:42:19.230 align:center Where are you, Dickie? They're about to vote. 00:42:19.313 --> 00:42:21.813 align:center I need you here to make sure it all goes to plan. 00:42:23.605 --> 00:42:24.438 align:center Afternoon. 00:42:29.563 --> 00:42:30.480 align:center It's good. 00:42:30.563 --> 00:42:34.355 align:center Your Excellency, you're supposed to be voting this way, as discussed. 00:42:34.438 --> 00:42:36.896 align:center Oh, we were just talking about that, Eddie. 00:42:37.396 --> 00:42:40.813 align:center Listen, I appreciate all you did to help Oscar, 00:42:40.896 --> 00:42:43.896 align:center but I'm afraid we've had rather a sudden change of heart. 00:42:43.980 --> 00:42:45.563 align:center What do you mean, a change of heart? 00:42:45.646 --> 00:42:50.105 align:center Met Police have reported that Lord Richard Hawthorne has died. 00:42:50.188 --> 00:42:52.896 align:center We all liked Dickie, but… 00:42:53.938 --> 00:42:57.105 align:center …and was a vocal advocate on a wide number of causes, 00:42:57.188 --> 00:43:01.063 align:center including blocking the proposed bill to decriminalize marijuana. 00:43:05.646 --> 00:43:07.105 align:center No, no, no, no, no, no. 00:43:08.605 --> 00:43:09.480 align:center Fuck! 00:43:12.188 --> 00:43:13.688 align:center I've just seen it on the news. 00:43:13.771 --> 00:43:16.355 align:center Fell out of a window. Apparently, it was a heart attack. 00:43:16.438 --> 00:43:18.938 align:center It wasn't a heart attack. Whoever did this went to great lengths 00:43:19.021 --> 00:43:21.521 align:center to make sure that all the key members of the House of Lords 00:43:21.605 --> 00:43:25.188 align:center knew if they voted in the opposite way, the same would happen to them. 00:43:25.271 --> 00:43:26.105 align:center It's clearly worked. 00:43:26.188 --> 00:43:27.188 align:center We're toast. 00:43:28.271 --> 00:43:29.521 align:center Hang on. I've got another call. 00:43:29.605 --> 00:43:30.480 align:center Wait! 00:43:31.271 --> 00:43:32.980 align:center What is it, Blanket? I'm busy. 00:43:35.313 --> 00:43:37.605 align:center - Meet me at the office. - Why? 00:43:37.688 --> 00:43:39.605 align:center I don't know. Blanket said it's urgent. 00:43:40.105 --> 00:43:43.188 align:center Lawmakers kill the bill to legalize recreational marijuana. 00:43:43.271 --> 00:43:46.855 align:center The Lords have spoken, and this is not what the majority of the public expected. 00:43:48.480 --> 00:43:51.063 align:center Eddie! What the fuck is going on? 00:43:51.146 --> 00:43:53.230 align:center You told me you had this under control. 00:43:53.313 --> 00:43:56.980 align:center That the Lords were your people. That they wouldn't let you down. 00:43:57.063 --> 00:43:59.355 align:center So guess what. You let me down! 00:43:59.438 --> 00:44:01.146 align:center - I'm aware of that. - You let me down! 00:44:01.230 --> 00:44:02.355 align:center Someone fucked us both. 00:44:02.438 --> 00:44:03.771 align:center You let me down! 00:44:28.855 --> 00:44:29.688 align:center Sit down. 00:44:29.771 --> 00:44:33.730 align:center I'll get to the point. I've got to be back inside before lights out. 00:44:34.230 --> 00:44:36.438 align:center You know you didn't need to kill Lord Hawthorne, Dad. 00:44:36.521 --> 00:44:41.396 align:center Well, his blood is not on my hands. You gave me no choice. 00:44:41.480 --> 00:44:44.355 align:center And in one deft move, everything that we've built 00:44:44.438 --> 00:44:46.063 align:center collapses like a house of cards. 00:44:46.146 --> 00:44:48.605 align:center It's not just Lord Hawthorne who's been killed. 00:44:48.688 --> 00:44:51.771 align:center The bill to decriminalize marijuana is as dead as he is. 00:44:52.271 --> 00:44:54.438 align:center I gave you a clear order. 00:44:54.521 --> 00:44:56.646 align:center You disobeyed that order. 00:44:56.730 --> 00:44:58.355 align:center You fucking betrayed me. 00:44:58.438 --> 00:45:02.896 align:center Everything that we did was purely in the interest of our organization. 00:45:02.980 --> 00:45:04.230 align:center Well, I'll tell you what. 00:45:04.855 --> 00:45:08.355 align:center When I want your opinion, I'll fucking give it to ya. 00:45:09.980 --> 00:45:15.771 align:center Not so long ago, you looked me in the eye, and you told me you saw a general. 00:45:15.855 --> 00:45:20.855 align:center And a general reports to a field marshal. Now, I'm a fucking field marshal. 00:45:21.355 --> 00:45:24.188 align:center I don't know why I'm telling you this. You should fucking know this. 00:45:24.271 --> 00:45:26.730 align:center The problem, Bobby, is you're not listening. 00:45:26.813 --> 00:45:29.063 align:center I'm out in the field, whereas you're locked up. 00:45:29.146 --> 00:45:31.021 align:center You don't have the benefit of the bigger picture. 00:45:31.105 --> 00:45:35.396 align:center Taking advice from, how do I put this, mythical fucking creatures. 00:45:37.230 --> 00:45:38.688 align:center The bigger picture? 00:45:38.771 --> 00:45:44.146 align:center Well, the field marshal's job is to see the bigger picture. 00:45:44.646 --> 00:45:48.355 align:center And the picture's so fucking big, you'd be amazed. 00:45:48.438 --> 00:45:52.730 align:center Who I wish to take my counsel from is well considered, 00:45:52.813 --> 00:45:54.396 align:center but you wouldn't understand that, 00:45:54.480 --> 00:45:58.480 align:center because this is about the bigger fucking picture. 00:45:58.563 --> 00:45:59.813 align:center Oh, come on, Dad. 00:46:01.063 --> 00:46:02.521 align:center You've got to admit it. 00:46:04.563 --> 00:46:06.438 align:center You do come across as a mad cunt sometimes. 00:46:06.521 --> 00:46:07.563 align:center What?! 00:46:08.563 --> 00:46:09.813 align:center Brutus! 00:46:10.438 --> 00:46:15.021 align:center I'll fucking deal with you when I extract this dagger from my fucking back! 00:46:15.105 --> 00:46:17.146 align:center - I'm just saying-- - I know what it is! 00:46:17.230 --> 00:46:21.438 align:center This… this fucking snake has turned you against me! 00:46:21.521 --> 00:46:23.813 align:center - My fucking daughter! - That is not what's going on-- 00:46:23.896 --> 00:46:25.355 align:center Yes, it fucking is! 00:46:25.438 --> 00:46:30.355 align:center You're beguiled by this snakey fucking snake! 00:46:30.438 --> 00:46:31.855 align:center - Hypnotized! - Everything we did-- 00:46:31.938 --> 00:46:33.855 align:center Shut your fucking mouth! 00:46:33.938 --> 00:46:35.438 align:center Shut it! 00:46:35.938 --> 00:46:39.438 align:center Don't say a fucking word, you fucking snake! 00:46:40.438 --> 00:46:42.855 align:center You would do well not to talk to me like that, Bobby. 00:46:42.938 --> 00:46:44.105 align:center What did you say? 00:46:44.605 --> 00:46:46.188 align:center You heard me. 00:46:46.271 --> 00:46:49.188 align:center Did I? All I can fucking hear is a fucking hiss! 00:46:49.271 --> 00:46:52.980 align:center Don't you fucking talk to me like that! 00:47:03.063 --> 00:47:05.188 align:center Oh, well, there you go. 00:47:05.688 --> 00:47:06.646 align:center Hey? 00:47:09.355 --> 00:47:11.063 align:center Nice to see you've, uh… 00:47:11.938 --> 00:47:13.896 align:center you've grown a pair of bollocks. 00:47:20.688 --> 00:47:21.521 align:center Yeah? 00:47:22.521 --> 00:47:24.771 align:center You've nurtured 'em, ain't ya? Developed 'em. 00:47:29.480 --> 00:47:32.605 align:center He's right, you know? He's fucking right. I mean… 00:47:34.396 --> 00:47:36.396 align:center He could never be the man he was. 00:47:36.480 --> 00:47:37.605 align:center And we should 00:47:38.480 --> 00:47:42.605 align:center address him in the fashion that he deserves. 00:47:44.271 --> 00:47:45.771 align:center All right, but look. 00:47:45.855 --> 00:47:47.730 align:center Let's wrap this up, and, uh… 00:47:48.230 --> 00:47:50.230 align:center We've got a lot to think about, haven't we? 00:47:52.605 --> 00:47:54.521 align:center And in the fullness of time, uh, 00:47:55.605 --> 00:47:59.480 align:center I'll explain to you what the bigger picture is. 00:48:04.146 --> 00:48:05.063 align:center Not you. 00:48:35.396 --> 00:48:36.563 align:center Oh, look. 00:48:37.063 --> 00:48:38.396 align:center It's understandable. 00:48:38.896 --> 00:48:40.646 align:center I mean, he's a very handsome fella. 00:48:40.730 --> 00:48:42.063 align:center It was nothing like that. 00:48:42.146 --> 00:48:43.230 align:center No? 00:48:44.813 --> 00:48:48.230 align:center Well, I don't want you seeing him again. Not until I say you can. 00:48:51.021 --> 00:48:53.063 align:center You see, what you're gonna do is you're gonna… 00:48:54.063 --> 00:48:55.938 align:center you're gonna take an extended break. 00:48:56.021 --> 00:48:57.271 align:center A holiday. 00:48:58.063 --> 00:48:59.188 align:center A respite. 00:49:00.146 --> 00:49:03.730 align:center I've got you business class to the Bahamas. 00:49:12.855 --> 00:49:14.396 align:center I was gonna get you first class, 00:49:14.480 --> 00:49:16.855 align:center but I thought, "Fuck it, you've been a naughty girl." 00:49:17.646 --> 00:49:18.938 align:center Two weeks. 00:49:19.896 --> 00:49:22.605 align:center And then you can… yeah, well, you can come back 00:49:23.105 --> 00:49:25.771 align:center with your senses all refreshed, and, um, 00:49:26.355 --> 00:49:27.855 align:center we can take things from there. 00:49:29.438 --> 00:49:30.438 align:center Okay, Dad. 00:49:32.230 --> 00:49:33.355 align:center Give us a kiss. 00:49:41.355 --> 00:49:42.605 align:center What about the Duke? 00:49:44.980 --> 00:49:46.855 align:center Don't worry about the Duke. 00:49:48.771 --> 00:49:50.146 align:center I'll take care of him.