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Morning, Your Grace.
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- Geoffrey.
- Enjoying the views?
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Mm.
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Shouldn't you be headed back
to the house soon, sir?
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Your guests will be coming
down the stairs for breakfast.
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And I would like to start
the shoot team talk at 9:30.
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400 years ago, this estate spread out
as far as the eye could see.
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In every direction.
All the way down to the coast.
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It's been diminished.
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Year after year.
Generation after generation.
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First came the apologies.
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Then came the shame.
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Then came the contraction.
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It's like a rot.
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I want it back, Geoff.
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I want it all back.
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So, we've bought this airfield?
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We haven't. His Lordship has.
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Through a shell company.
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100,000 square foot
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of weed farm hidden under the hangar.
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Perfect cover for distribution.
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You grow it under the hangar.
Load in the hangar.
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And then you can distribute to anywhere
in the country by plane or road.
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Then there's the air shows,
the restaurant, the gift shop.
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All good ways to clean money.
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Espresso martini, sir?
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Apparently, they start early
on a shoot day.
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In that case, when in Rome…
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Madam?
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You know what?
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Dad might've been right
about the Duke after all.
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It was an inspired idea to mirror
what we're doing here in Italy.
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Growing our product
underneath aristocratic palazzos.
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Speaking of which, here comes
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our Italian connection,
who's our gateway into Europe.
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We've gone international,
and it's paying off.
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What's with the Spitfires?
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You never know when a war's
going to start, Jack.
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Good morning, Mr. Maldini.
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- Buongiorno.
- I can take that for you.
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Francesco.
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- Good morning, Francesco.
- Uh, but y… you can call me Cico.
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Cico.
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If you wanna follow me,
Blanket will take care of your bags.
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I'd follow you to the gates of St. Peter.
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Ciao, Susie!
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Susie, Susie, Susie.
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So good to see you.
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Look, there's something of a niggle
regarding our business dealings.
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It's something
that really needs to be discussed.
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We can talk about it later.
We're running a little bit late.
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- Contessa, you look divine.
- Thank you, Miss Glass.
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Shall we?
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Didn't fancy kedgeree, Lord Hawthorne?
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Oh, no.
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While I enjoy the flavor
of curry at breakfast,
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it is impossible to trump the kipper.
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Mm. I see you've met my nephew.
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I have indeed. Handsome little devil.
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Any word from the father?
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Hoping to join us for dinner.
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Well, it is wonderful
he works for a living.
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But he's just like Eddie.
He works too hard.
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Since when did a day of shooting
become work, mother?
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We're late.
But not too late for the breakfast.
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Eddie.
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Eduardo.
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Ed-weirdo.
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How are you, man?
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- Ciao.
- Good to see you. Come here.
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Oh.
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I'm so sorry,
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but my pilot decided
to fly into a fucking storm.
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Somehow we missed the eye.
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Well, you're here now.
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It wasn't a storm.
He was just being a baby.
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We haven't had the pleasure.
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So fucking formal.
I love this guy, I swear to God.
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This is my girlfriend,
Contessa Isabella Soranza de Parme.
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- Delighted to meet you.
- Your Grace.
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- Please, take a seat.
- Thank you.
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Hello.
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And how do you two
fit into this aristocratic jigsaw puzzle?
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Don't mind us. We're just here
to represent the proletariat.
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Oh, how very modern.
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Well, I must say,
you're two glorious-looking specimens.
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It's a brave new world, Your Lordship.
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Oh, what a wonderful accent.
Could you say that again?
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Come the revolution, brother.
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Guilty as charged. Spare me. Come, sit.
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Shall I have a word
about the language, sir?
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I think it would be prudent.
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Uh, I was thinking
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that maybe we could have
a little bit of chat with Susie, you know,
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uh, before the bang-bang starts.
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Nothing major, you know?
Just a little bit of business.
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We'll deal with it later.
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Geoff would like us on the pegs by 9:30,
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and we wouldn't want
to disappoint him, now, would we?
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Don't worry, Cico. We've got all morning.
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Yeah.
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All right.
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He's edgy, Susan. It's concerning me.
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So, what is the issue with Cico?
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Yet to be determined.
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I'm sure it's nothing positive.
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I know you're not
his number one fan, Eddie,
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but he has helped us
get a foothold in Italy,
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a territory beset by monsters
around every corner.
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His efforts shouldn't be underestimated.
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Fixers are supposed to fix problems,
not create them.
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I say we give him the benefit of the doubt
for the time being.
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Meanwhile, you can focus your efforts
on snagging yourself a peerage,
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as per my father's request.
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You leave Lord Hawthorne to me.
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Hope we haven't got
too many plates spinning today.
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No. Shoots are never
about the killing, Susan.
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They're about the deal-making.
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It's an alibi to fuse
a collection of disparate rogues.
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Contrary to logic,
the more spinning plates, the better.
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People will fly 5,000 miles
for a shoot in the English countryside,
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and for some strange reason,
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are more open to business
when they've got a gun in their hand.
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Hm.
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- Tell me more about your friend.
- You'll like Aisha.
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Clever girl. Aspirational.
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Looks after herself
and everyone who comes within her orbit.
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She moved to the Middle East
five years ago to work in hospitality.
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Now she's snagged herself
a seat at the royal table.
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The Middle East is the future, Susie.
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They build a new world out there
every two weeks.
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Yeah, I know why you want him here.
I like your ambition.
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Hello, honey. How are you doing?
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- This is the Duke.
- How do you do?
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I do very well. Thank you for hosting us.
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So this is His Excellency,
Prince Amir bin Abdullah al-Hadidi.
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Well.
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Good morning, Sheikh Amir.
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Your Grace. Thank you so much
for inviting us to your beautiful home.
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Of course.
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- I brought you a small gift.
- Ah.
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Double magnum of Petrus '09.
Very generous.
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Why do I get the feeling
you might have over-delivered?
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I mean, he's a sweetheart.
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Second in line to the throne.
Loves a good time.
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And he's got more money than…
Well, put it this way, he's fucking rich.
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Never mind me over-delivering.
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You never said about
your Duke looking like a movie star.
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- He speaks fucking Arabic?
- He gets better by the second.
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Your wife?
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Business wife.
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Amir, we must get you a gun.
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Why are there so many?
A… And why only two barrels?
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Give the birds a sporting chance, sir.
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- Which one is the best?
- The best? Or the most impressive?
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Both.
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You have your Germans,
your Brits, and your American guns.
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But if you're looking
for prestige and heritage,
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I'm feeling Italian Beretta for you, sir.
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They hunt in pairs.
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They've been at it for 500 years.
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Oldest gunmakers in the world.
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You see that engraving?
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That took a little Italian man two years
to etch that pretty picture.
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It's magnificent.
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No good in a Chicago gunfight,
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but absolutely wonderful
in the green fields of England.
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- I feel an erection coming on.
- That's the appropriate response, sir.
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Look at that. Fits like a glove.
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James Bond's weapon of choice.
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I thought that was the Walter PPK, no?
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No, not in the original novel.
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I think you'll do very well
with those Berettas, Amir.
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Geoffrey.
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You'll remember to ensure Lord Hawthorne
has a suitably memorable experience?
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I'll make sure
his arse is drowning in the butter.
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- Good.
- Anything special for him, sir?
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Of course, Geoffrey.
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- Only the best.
- Oh!
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- Lord Monmouth's Holland & Holland, sir?
- Exactly.
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- Lucky man.
- Hm.
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That would be my weapon of choice, sir.
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Geoff, Geoff, Geoff. I'm sorry.
I don't want to be a pain in the ass,
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but, you know,
as much as I like my loader,
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I would like that angel from Essex
to load my gun for me, please.
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- I'll look into it.
- Yes! Okay, grazie. Fuck. Yes.
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You might wanna tone down the language.
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You're a guest of His Grace,
and there's ladies present.
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- Just a suggestion.
- All right.
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Okay, everyone.
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Your numbers will be
on the bottom of the glasses.
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That will be your peg number for the day.
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- Your Grace?
- Bottoms up.
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- Cheers.
- Chin-chin.
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Loaders?
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Good shot, sir.
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I don't understand how I'm missing.
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Don't worry, sir.
I'm sure you'll get them in the next one.
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I must say,
you're very good at this, Jack.
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Well, you can show me your appreciation
in your tip, sir.
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You've got to at least try
and hit one, mother.
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Darling, you know,
you've become very bloodthirsty
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since you left university.
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Forty.
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- Aisha! I want one of these.
- You want one of what?
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- One of these!
- Then you shall have one of these.
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Greedy cunt.
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Thank you.
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Thank you, sir.
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You shoot beautifully, Bella.
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Thank you. You shoot like a god.
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Jack, I must say,
you were absolutely wonderful out there.
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You put me right at ease.
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I tell you what, shall we be
very naughty boys and have one more?
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- You've read my mind, Your Lordship.
- Thank you, Jack.
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Eddie! Eddie.
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How do I love thee?
Let me count the ways
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What a wonderful drive.
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The birds just kept coming at me,
wave after wave of them.
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You did yourself proud, Lord Hawthorne.
Nothing much got past you.
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I did shoot rather well,
if I say so myself.
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You did indeed.
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Will you be heading
to Scotland this summer?
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Chance'd be a fine thing.
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Too much going on
in the corridors of power.
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Mm, yes. I heard about
Lord Bramlingham's death.
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- Wasn't it shocking?
- Shocking indeed.
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I suppose you'll be looking
to fill the position?
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It's not often that a spot
for a hereditary peer comes up.
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Any idea who might get it?
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We're drawing up a short list
this weekend.
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You know, you and I,
we should have a drink before dinner.
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I've always been fascinated
by the inner workings of Parliament.
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Have you, indeed?
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Mm.
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Right. These birds
aren't gonna kill themselves.
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You might want to miss one or
two. You're making the Italian look bad.
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- Do we have a problem with that, Geoffrey?
- I don't, but I think his ego does.
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Oh. Well, we might have to lie
on the count, Geoff.
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Things have been good between us, yeah?
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This time last year, we had nothing.
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But since we started that little farm
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under the Contessa's palazzo estate,
my God!
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You guys nailed it.
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Six more farms in less than a year.
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You said there was a problem.
Why don't you enlighten us?
00:15:30.271 --> 00:15:34.688 align:center
Yeah. There is a real problem.
The problem is, uh, Marco Moretti.
00:15:35.355 --> 00:15:36.605 align:center
Sorry, what?
00:15:38.396 --> 00:15:39.271 align:center
Marco Moretti?
00:15:40.938 --> 00:15:42.980 align:center
What the fuck is Moretti doing
in this conversation?
00:15:43.646 --> 00:15:45.188 align:center
We need to talk to him.
00:15:45.271 --> 00:15:48.563 align:center
The reason we talk to you is so we don't
have to talk to El Capo Dei Capi.
00:15:50.146 --> 00:15:52.521 align:center
I know, but then
he started sniffing around.
00:15:52.605 --> 00:15:55.938 align:center
He found out we are growing marijuana
under the Contessa's palazzo.
00:15:56.021 --> 00:15:59.480 align:center
Marco is her godfather.
He was always going to find out.
00:15:59.563 --> 00:16:03.646 align:center
And now he wants a piece of it. Otherwise,
he's gonna rip it out of the ground.
00:16:06.605 --> 00:16:08.646 align:center
Hold on. Hold on.
We're spiraling here, Cico.
00:16:08.730 --> 00:16:10.938 align:center
You pushed us out of an aeroplane
without a parachute.
00:16:11.521 --> 00:16:13.646 align:center
You told us
you could keep Marco out of this.
00:16:13.730 --> 00:16:16.271 align:center
Where's our Mr. Consistent?
Where's our Mr. Reliable?
00:16:16.355 --> 00:16:19.688 align:center
It's Italy.
Everything is a surprise, all right?
00:16:19.771 --> 00:16:22.646 align:center
This is why you have me. Okay?
So I can stop the crisis.
00:16:22.730 --> 00:16:25.105 align:center
How much to stop the crisis?
00:16:25.188 --> 00:16:26.021 align:center
Like,
00:16:27.355 --> 00:16:28.355 align:center
forty a year?
00:16:28.438 --> 00:16:29.271 align:center
Forty what?
00:16:29.771 --> 00:16:33.646 align:center
Forty lira? Forty winks? Forty lashes?
Forty nights in the desert?
00:16:33.730 --> 00:16:35.230 align:center
Forty fucking what, Cico?
00:16:35.313 --> 00:16:37.730 align:center
Forty million euros, obviously.
00:16:37.813 --> 00:16:40.313 align:center
- Okay, that's it. We're off.
- Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:16:40.396 --> 00:16:44.605 align:center
Okay. Fine. Obviously,
you know, 40 is unacceptable.
00:16:44.688 --> 00:16:46.730 align:center
- Mm.
- But this is why you pay me.
00:16:46.813 --> 00:16:48.980 align:center
I have a… a solution.
00:16:49.063 --> 00:16:51.355 align:center
Well, it's a pretty big
fucking problem, Francesco,
00:16:51.438 --> 00:16:54.105 align:center
so it better be a big fucking solution.
00:16:54.188 --> 00:16:59.105 align:center
Well, um, how familiar are you
with the works of Botticelli?
00:17:00.688 --> 00:17:02.646 align:center
A small picture of his
is coming up for sale
00:17:02.730 --> 00:17:04.605 align:center
at an auction house in London.
00:17:05.355 --> 00:17:08.730 align:center
- Marco is obsessed with his work.
- It's a punchy ask.
00:17:08.813 --> 00:17:11.896 align:center
Six million's not much
if it has the desired effect.
00:17:12.396 --> 00:17:14.980 align:center
Marco Moretti runs a serious organization.
00:17:15.063 --> 00:17:17.980 align:center
Extortion, kidnap, torture,
they're into all of it.
00:17:18.063 --> 00:17:20.688 align:center
And they've got heavyweight backing
from church and state.
00:17:20.771 --> 00:17:22.896 align:center
Look, I'm not questioning
the power of Marco Moretti.
00:17:24.146 --> 00:17:26.271 align:center
I understand the nuance and sophistication
00:17:26.355 --> 00:17:28.855 align:center
of buying a painting
by his favorite Renaissance artist.
00:17:28.938 --> 00:17:34.938 align:center
My question is whether or not Cico is
the most effective method to access him.
00:17:35.021 --> 00:17:38.105 align:center
I know you don't like him.
I like him even less than you do.
00:17:38.605 --> 00:17:41.521 align:center
But we've got to keep him on side.
At least in the short term.
00:17:42.021 --> 00:17:44.605 align:center
Anyway, you don't have to like
everyone you work with.
00:17:47.896 --> 00:17:49.188 align:center
I know who you do like.
00:17:50.813 --> 00:17:54.438 align:center
- What does that mean?
- It can mean whatever you want it to mean.
00:17:54.521 --> 00:17:56.896 align:center
Ten-minute warning,
everybody. Ten minutes.
00:18:12.146 --> 00:18:13.313 align:center
Thank you.
00:18:17.063 --> 00:18:18.146 align:center
Oh!
00:18:36.563 --> 00:18:37.646 align:center
Cico!
00:18:38.855 --> 00:18:39.688 align:center
Cico!
00:18:39.771 --> 00:18:42.688 align:center
Hold the line!
00:18:44.480 --> 00:18:46.896 align:center
Cico. Cico?
00:18:46.980 --> 00:18:48.313 align:center
Is he dead?
00:18:48.396 --> 00:18:50.521 align:center
Hm. He'll be all right.
00:18:50.605 --> 00:18:53.480 align:center
A partridge hit him on the head.
Doesn't usually kill 'em.
00:18:53.563 --> 00:18:54.521 align:center
"Usually"?
00:18:57.313 --> 00:19:00.021 align:center
Cico? Cico?
00:19:02.396 --> 00:19:04.896 align:center
The man's a buffoon.
We shouldn't be buying the art.
00:19:04.980 --> 00:19:07.521 align:center
If you're lucky,
he won't recover from the aerial assault.
00:19:07.605 --> 00:19:10.355 align:center
- Chicken tried to murder me.
- Focus on Lord Hawthorne.
00:19:10.438 --> 00:19:12.980 align:center
He's a cash-strapped lord
with a crumbling old pile.
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Shouldn't be too hard.
00:19:19.146 --> 00:19:20.021 align:center
Mm.
00:19:22.563 --> 00:19:27.938 align:center
I know I look like a useless old fruit,
but I do know when I'm being worked.
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The birds, the food, the Petrus.
00:19:32.730 --> 00:19:33.646 align:center
I get it.
00:19:33.730 --> 00:19:36.688 align:center
And I'm… …very grateful, Eddie.
Really, I am.
00:19:36.771 --> 00:19:38.855 align:center
But I… I know what you're up to.
00:19:39.480 --> 00:19:40.896 align:center
I'm being greased.
00:19:41.730 --> 00:19:44.188 align:center
I'm being lubed.
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In the hope that I might support
your efforts to become a hereditary peer.
00:19:49.646 --> 00:19:51.771 align:center
Well, you're an important man,
Lord Hawthorne.
00:19:52.605 --> 00:19:57.146 align:center
It's only fitting that you should receive
the appropriate embellishments.
00:19:58.021 --> 00:20:00.813 align:center
And I suppose the reason
you want this position
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is so that you can influence
a key piece of legislation
00:20:04.730 --> 00:20:08.063 align:center
proposing the decriminalization
of marijuana.
00:20:09.730 --> 00:20:11.146 align:center
Why would I care about that?
00:20:11.646 --> 00:20:13.271 align:center
I've no idea, Eddie.
00:20:13.355 --> 00:20:16.063 align:center
Whatever your reasons,
they are no concern of mine.
00:20:16.146 --> 00:20:19.188 align:center
No, what interests me is the number
you think I can be bought for,
00:20:19.271 --> 00:20:20.938 align:center
so let's not waste any more time.
00:20:23.646 --> 00:20:25.146 align:center
What number did you have in mind?
00:20:25.230 --> 00:20:28.396 align:center
He's a cash-strapped lord with a crumbling
old pile. Shouldn't be too hard.
00:20:28.480 --> 00:20:30.396 align:center
What are you thinking
of opening with? Two mil?
00:20:30.480 --> 00:20:32.355 align:center
Oh, God, no. Something like £100,000.
00:20:32.438 --> 00:20:33.771 align:center
Don't be ridiculous.
00:20:35.313 --> 00:20:37.438 align:center
£50,000?
00:20:38.855 --> 00:20:41.771 align:center
You'd be surprised what
political bureaucrats will do for cash.
00:20:41.855 --> 00:20:44.480 align:center
If you can pull that off,
next meal deal's on me.
00:20:46.188 --> 00:20:49.646 align:center
I am afraid that is
a little out of my league, Lord Hawthorne.
00:20:49.730 --> 00:20:52.646 align:center
Feel free to enjoy the rest of the Petrus.
00:20:52.730 --> 00:20:53.563 align:center
Thirty-five.
00:20:56.688 --> 00:20:57.563 align:center
Twenty-five.
00:20:57.646 --> 00:20:58.730 align:center
Thirty.
00:21:03.980 --> 00:21:07.396 align:center
For that, I need your endorsement
of my nomination as a hereditary peer,
00:21:07.480 --> 00:21:09.563 align:center
along with the support
of the crossbenchers,
00:21:09.646 --> 00:21:13.105 align:center
who will happily go along with you
if you ask them nicely,
00:21:13.188 --> 00:21:17.230 align:center
thus guaranteeing me a seat
in the House of Lords.
00:21:17.313 --> 00:21:19.063 align:center
Any further assistance I may need
00:21:19.146 --> 00:21:21.605 align:center
in terms of influencing
specific legislation,
00:21:21.688 --> 00:21:25.313 align:center
well, that will be negotiated
on a case-by-case basis.
00:21:28.646 --> 00:21:30.688 align:center
Well, that sounds reasonable.
00:21:32.438 --> 00:21:37.605 align:center
Oh, there is one other provision
that I'm afraid I must insist on.
00:21:38.188 --> 00:21:39.521 align:center
And what's that?
00:21:40.105 --> 00:21:40.938 align:center
Jack.
00:21:44.230 --> 00:21:45.646 align:center
Uh, Jack?
00:21:45.730 --> 00:21:47.105 align:center
Jack the loader.
00:21:47.605 --> 00:21:49.021 align:center
I'm interested in him.
00:21:49.105 --> 00:21:52.063 align:center
Right. Interested in him in what way?
00:21:52.771 --> 00:21:54.813 align:center
Anthropologically.
00:21:55.396 --> 00:21:57.438 align:center
He's a rare creature, Eddie,
00:21:58.063 --> 00:21:59.271 align:center
who seems to possess
00:21:59.355 --> 00:22:05.105 align:center
the wild vitality
of some long-forgotten primal man.
00:22:09.480 --> 00:22:11.438 align:center
Well, I'm sure something can be arranged.
00:22:13.688 --> 00:22:14.605 align:center
Hm.
00:22:16.813 --> 00:22:17.938 align:center
Good evening.
00:22:18.021 --> 00:22:21.105 align:center
I hope you've enjoyed your day's sport
at Halstead Manor.
00:22:21.188 --> 00:22:23.063 align:center
Today's bag, sir.
00:22:23.646 --> 00:22:27.105 align:center
120 partridge, two wood pigeon,
00:22:27.730 --> 00:22:29.480 align:center
and one Italian businessman.
00:22:29.980 --> 00:22:31.313 align:center
The bad news is,
00:22:31.396 --> 00:22:35.771 align:center
Your Lordship gets the wooden spoon
for 94 shots and not a lot of feather.
00:22:36.355 --> 00:22:38.480 align:center
I blame my instructor, Geoffrey.
00:22:38.563 --> 00:22:40.771 align:center
I will have a word with him myself, sir.
00:22:40.855 --> 00:22:41.896 align:center
The good news is,
00:22:41.980 --> 00:22:44.730 align:center
Her Ladyship has redeemed the family name.
00:22:44.813 --> 00:22:48.521 align:center
She shot ten birds on the bounce,
and best dressed in the field.
00:22:48.605 --> 00:22:49.980 align:center
- Hear, hear.
- Thank you.
00:22:51.646 --> 00:22:54.771 align:center
Your Grace, Your Ladyship,
ladies and gentlemen.
00:22:55.271 --> 00:22:56.938 align:center
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
00:23:01.188 --> 00:23:05.063 align:center
I wanted to propose, um, a toast to
00:23:06.188 --> 00:23:08.730 align:center
Eduardo, the most generous host.
00:23:08.813 --> 00:23:12.313 align:center
It's so incredible
to be invited over to England
00:23:12.396 --> 00:23:19.105 align:center
to share in your ancient tradition
and your inspirational visions
00:23:20.105 --> 00:23:21.355 align:center
for a brighter future.
00:23:24.063 --> 00:23:25.146 align:center
His Grace.
00:23:25.730 --> 00:23:27.313 align:center
Eddie.
00:23:27.396 --> 00:23:28.521 align:center
Hear, hear.
00:23:29.771 --> 00:23:31.105 align:center
- Right, shall we?
- Yes.
00:23:33.521 --> 00:23:35.188 align:center
Why didn't you drink?
00:23:35.271 --> 00:23:38.480 align:center
Ah. Not really the done thing
when it's about oneself, eh?
00:23:38.563 --> 00:23:40.105 align:center
We've already broken with custom.
00:23:40.188 --> 00:23:43.563 align:center
It's hardly the done thing to propose
a toast before we've even sat down.
00:23:43.646 --> 00:23:45.313 align:center
You think Cico's uncouth?
00:23:45.396 --> 00:23:48.313 align:center
Lord Hawthorne was merely,
um, highlighting the differences
00:23:48.396 --> 00:23:50.605 align:center
between Italian
and English tradition, right?
00:23:54.146 --> 00:23:55.313 align:center
He is uncouth.
00:23:55.396 --> 00:23:57.730 align:center
I think the gamekeeper got it wrong.
00:23:58.230 --> 00:24:01.396 align:center
If it was up to me, I would give you
the best dressed award.
00:24:01.480 --> 00:24:05.230 align:center
Cico's idea of class is giving me
a stripy lion for my birthday.
00:24:05.313 --> 00:24:07.230 align:center
- You mean a tiger?
- Whatever.
00:24:08.063 --> 00:24:10.646 align:center
- Sabrina, darling. Will you excuse me?
- Yes, of course.
00:24:10.730 --> 00:24:14.021 align:center
- Aisha, can you join me for something?
- Right behind you.
00:24:14.105 --> 00:24:16.438 align:center
Not having much luck
with the birds today, are you, Cico?
00:24:18.313 --> 00:24:20.438 align:center
- How did you two meet?
- At a party.
00:24:21.105 --> 00:24:22.480 align:center
He was selling cocaine.
00:24:22.563 --> 00:24:25.105 align:center
Well, at least that's not a cliché.
Were you buying?
00:24:25.188 --> 00:24:26.438 align:center
God, no.
00:24:27.855 --> 00:24:31.813 align:center
I know you think he's gauche and clumsy,
but he's ambitious.
00:24:32.313 --> 00:24:33.855 align:center
A trait I find attractive.
00:24:33.938 --> 00:24:34.896 align:center
Hm.
00:24:35.896 --> 00:24:38.480 align:center
The clumsiness of that ambition
is a work in progress though.
00:24:38.980 --> 00:24:43.105 align:center
You seem to elicit his insecurity,
and he can be volatile.
00:24:44.605 --> 00:24:47.521 align:center
What about you, Eddie?
What are your ambitions?
00:24:47.605 --> 00:24:48.646 align:center
Mine?
00:24:49.230 --> 00:24:52.396 align:center
Well, how do you know
I'm not a feckless aristocrat
00:24:52.480 --> 00:24:54.396 align:center
willing to live off his dwindling asset?
00:24:55.521 --> 00:24:57.938 align:center
'Cause there's nothing feckless
about you, Your Grace.
00:24:59.855 --> 00:25:02.605 align:center
Well, you give me
the benefit of the doubt.
00:25:02.688 --> 00:25:03.896 align:center
I do.
00:25:25.105 --> 00:25:26.480 align:center
Sorry, can I help you?
00:25:31.688 --> 00:25:32.813 align:center
I don't know.
00:25:33.563 --> 00:25:34.521 align:center
Can you?
00:25:35.105 --> 00:25:36.355 align:center
Are you lost?
00:25:37.896 --> 00:25:40.521 align:center
Yes. I think I'm in a dream.
00:25:41.938 --> 00:25:44.396 align:center
This is the most beautiful machine
I've ever seen.
00:25:48.146 --> 00:25:49.146 align:center
Well, then.
00:25:50.355 --> 00:25:52.063 align:center
Let me wake you up from this dream.
00:25:52.146 --> 00:25:53.271 align:center
Mm-hmm.
00:25:59.646 --> 00:26:01.605 align:center
- Darling.
- Darling.
00:26:01.688 --> 00:26:02.730 align:center
Bag, sir?
00:26:02.813 --> 00:26:06.021 align:center
Jolly kind of you, Mr. Lawrence.
Sorry I'm late.
00:26:06.105 --> 00:26:08.146 align:center
- Sorry for this ghastly attire.
- Mm.
00:26:08.230 --> 00:26:11.355 align:center
A couple of complications at work.
Have I missed my boy?
00:26:11.855 --> 00:26:13.521 align:center
I've literally just put him down.
00:26:15.521 --> 00:26:17.646 align:center
Come. Come, you must be famished.
00:26:17.730 --> 00:26:22.980 align:center
I'm not going anywhere until you tell me
who that wonderful vehicle belongs to.
00:26:23.063 --> 00:26:26.313 align:center
But after all that, it turned out
he was an erotic dancer from Corinth.
00:26:27.605 --> 00:26:29.063 align:center
I know who you are.
00:26:30.480 --> 00:26:32.855 align:center
Do you know how many bodies
of the Mark VI Drophead Coupé
00:26:32.938 --> 00:26:34.521 align:center
were actually built by Franay?
00:26:34.605 --> 00:26:36.271 align:center
Um, uh…
00:26:36.355 --> 00:26:38.355 align:center
- Not very many?
- Eighteen.
00:26:38.855 --> 00:26:41.605 align:center
How do you do, Lord Hawthorne?
I'm Nanny Asante.
00:26:42.230 --> 00:26:43.563 align:center
But you can call me Nanny.
00:26:43.646 --> 00:26:46.271 align:center
Your car is a jewel. An absolute jewel.
00:26:46.355 --> 00:26:48.230 align:center
Oh, thank you, Nanny.
00:26:48.313 --> 00:26:50.771 align:center
In which case,
you must take her for a spin tomorrow.
00:26:50.855 --> 00:26:53.188 align:center
I couldn't. I shouldn't.
00:26:54.563 --> 00:26:55.646 align:center
But I must.
00:26:57.646 --> 00:26:59.021 align:center
Where did you two meet?
00:26:59.771 --> 00:27:02.230 align:center
Nanny is a rather outstanding soldier.
00:27:02.313 --> 00:27:06.063 align:center
He was awarded the military cross
for his extraordinary bravery in combat.
00:27:06.146 --> 00:27:08.271 align:center
They met at
our Sandhurst Commissioners Ball.
00:27:08.355 --> 00:27:11.271 align:center
- Nanny and I were commissioned together.
- I was Eddie's date.
00:27:12.730 --> 00:27:15.021 align:center
The '95, sir. Your favorite.
00:27:15.521 --> 00:27:19.730 align:center
Thank you, Mr. Lawrence. Be a love
and also make sure the jacket is pressed.
00:27:19.813 --> 00:27:21.105 align:center
Very good.
00:27:21.188 --> 00:27:23.230 align:center
You should think about children, Edward.
00:27:23.313 --> 00:27:26.063 align:center
Don't want the estate to fall
into the hands of that brother of yours.
00:27:26.146 --> 00:27:28.646 align:center
- Where is he, by the way?
- Well, he's recuperating.
00:27:29.438 --> 00:27:31.438 align:center
Oh, what was the poison?
00:27:32.063 --> 00:27:35.355 align:center
Ah, too many and too varied
to discuss at dinner, I'm afraid.
00:27:46.605 --> 00:27:49.646 align:center
Well, people think
that he just looks after the horses.
00:27:49.730 --> 00:27:54.521 align:center
But in actual fact, the King's Equerry
is the aide-de-camp to the sovereign.
00:27:55.105 --> 00:27:58.730 align:center
Nanny is basically
the King of England's right-hand man.
00:27:58.813 --> 00:28:00.855 align:center
Don't tell my boss.
He'll try and poach him.
00:28:01.896 --> 00:28:05.938 align:center
Anything the English king likes, he wants.
00:28:09.313 --> 00:28:11.230 align:center
Well, I'm sure they'd get on like--
00:28:11.313 --> 00:28:12.688 align:center
Wine. Wine, wine, wine.
00:28:12.771 --> 00:28:16.230 align:center
Can I offer you a new glass?
It's a new wine. We're on to the Mouton.
00:28:16.313 --> 00:28:17.896 align:center
- And I was…
- Right.
00:28:18.521 --> 00:28:22.730 align:center
- What happened to the Masseto?
- I'm afraid it's finished. It's a 1989.
00:28:22.813 --> 00:28:23.646 align:center
Ah.
00:28:23.730 --> 00:28:28.896 align:center
Yes. It's not at all musty,
if that's what you're worried about.
00:28:40.063 --> 00:28:40.896 align:center
Right.
00:29:04.480 --> 00:29:05.730 align:center
The wine is corked.
00:29:08.730 --> 00:29:09.771 align:center
Mr. Lawrence.
00:29:10.521 --> 00:29:12.063 align:center
Do you know,
00:29:12.146 --> 00:29:16.813 align:center
my father-in-law, he once sent back
six bottles on the spin.
00:29:16.896 --> 00:29:22.438 align:center
But it turned out that he'd had a stroke
and he'd lost all sense of taste.
00:29:22.521 --> 00:29:25.188 align:center
Well, it did come back
a couple of days later,
00:29:25.271 --> 00:29:29.063 align:center
but it was £20,000
straight down the toilette.
00:29:30.438 --> 00:29:33.438 align:center
Maybe you've had a stroke, Cico.
How about that?
00:29:33.938 --> 00:29:34.938 align:center
You're right.
00:29:36.271 --> 00:29:37.355 align:center
The wine is corked.
00:29:39.563 --> 00:29:41.438 align:center
Would you care to select another with me?
00:29:45.105 --> 00:29:47.396 align:center
There's no Italian wine here.
00:29:48.688 --> 00:29:52.146 align:center
Well, I can ask them to send up
a bottle of Barolo Riserva, if you like.
00:29:52.646 --> 00:29:55.896 align:center
Unless you think
it might be a little, uh, rich.
00:29:57.313 --> 00:29:59.188 align:center
You don't like Italian wine, huh?
00:29:59.271 --> 00:30:02.021 align:center
On the contrary.
I thought the Masseto held its own.
00:30:02.105 --> 00:30:04.521 align:center
But you pulled your face just then
when you said "rich."
00:30:04.605 --> 00:30:07.771 align:center
It's like Italian wine isn't as good
as French or something like that.
00:30:07.855 --> 00:30:10.813 align:center
French wine is
generally superior to Italian.
00:30:11.313 --> 00:30:12.771 align:center
Italians attempt to ape
00:30:12.855 --> 00:30:15.855 align:center
what the French have been doing superbly
for the last 800 years.
00:30:17.313 --> 00:30:18.188 align:center
"Ape"?
00:30:20.438 --> 00:30:21.605 align:center
Like a monkey?
00:30:22.521 --> 00:30:25.480 align:center
So, you think
Barola Riserva is a monkey wine?
00:30:25.980 --> 00:30:27.188 align:center
Well, I didn't say that.
00:30:27.271 --> 00:30:29.605 align:center
I'm sorry, my friend,
but that's what you said.
00:30:29.688 --> 00:30:35.938 align:center
You think Italian wine is inferior
and it's only fit to be drunk by monkeys.
00:30:36.813 --> 00:30:38.313 align:center
Well, maybe you have a point.
00:30:38.396 --> 00:30:41.521 align:center
All I'm saying is,
Italians invented the wine.
00:30:42.105 --> 00:30:45.021 align:center
The French were sucking off their donkeys
00:30:45.105 --> 00:30:48.646 align:center
when the Romans came and taught them
the process of the winemaking.
00:30:48.730 --> 00:30:52.855 align:center
The French would be drinking
their own piss if it wasn't for us.
00:30:54.146 --> 00:30:55.230 align:center
Delightful.
00:30:56.355 --> 00:30:58.230 align:center
The wine wasn't corked, Cico.
00:31:00.355 --> 00:31:02.855 align:center
It was the best wine of the evening,
and you know it.
00:31:02.938 --> 00:31:06.313 align:center
- Are you questioning my judgment?
- Yes, I am.
00:31:07.438 --> 00:31:08.521 align:center
The wine wasn't corked.
00:31:08.605 --> 00:31:11.771 align:center
If I say it's corked, then it's corked.
00:31:12.855 --> 00:31:17.771 align:center
I'm Italian, and I can trace my bloodline
back until the time of Michelangelo.
00:31:19.230 --> 00:31:22.521 align:center
So again, are you questioning my judgment?
00:31:22.605 --> 00:31:24.396 align:center
Your judgment's hardly watertight.
00:31:24.480 --> 00:31:27.980 align:center
You bought your girlfriend a pet tiger
for her birthday.
00:31:28.063 --> 00:31:31.355 align:center
And I wouldn't play the antiquity
of the bloodline game if I were you.
00:31:32.230 --> 00:31:34.063 align:center
And now I have a blood of a peasant?
00:31:35.730 --> 00:31:37.063 align:center
Oh, Cico,
00:31:37.730 --> 00:31:43.188 align:center
if you were a peasant or an aristocrat,
you'd be something, but you're neither.
00:31:44.063 --> 00:31:46.896 align:center
You were born
out of the morass of mediocrity.
00:31:47.396 --> 00:31:50.313 align:center
You are the witless son
of a used car dealer
00:31:50.396 --> 00:31:55.480 align:center
who made his money
selling Fiat 500s in suburban Turin.
00:32:28.396 --> 00:32:31.271 align:center
Oh, my son Tim Was a bosun's mate
00:32:31.355 --> 00:32:35.313 align:center
He could blow the whistle
But he never ran a rate
00:32:35.813 --> 00:32:38.313 align:center
When the thought of his mother
Came into his head
00:32:38.396 --> 00:32:42.063 align:center
You couldn't understand one word he said
With your too-ri-ra
00:32:42.646 --> 00:32:45.605 align:center
Fol-the-da, whack fol-the-doodle
00:32:46.730 --> 00:32:49.063 align:center
Well, up comes Tim without any legs
00:32:49.146 --> 00:32:53.271 align:center
And in their place
He had two wooden pegs
00:32:53.855 --> 00:32:56.438 align:center
Well, was it walking across the sea
00:32:56.521 --> 00:32:58.438 align:center
Wore your two fine legs
From the knees away?
00:32:58.521 --> 00:33:01.730 align:center
With your too-ri-ra
Fol-the-da, whack…
00:33:01.813 --> 00:33:02.813 align:center
Duke's here.
00:33:06.896 --> 00:33:08.896 align:center
When you put the birds
in Lord Hawthorne's car,
00:33:08.980 --> 00:33:10.813 align:center
make sure he gets the brace of grays.
00:33:11.355 --> 00:33:12.646 align:center
And add this too.
00:33:13.230 --> 00:33:14.938 align:center
Double magnum of Petrus?
00:33:15.021 --> 00:33:16.438 align:center
That should do the trick.
00:33:16.521 --> 00:33:17.896 align:center
I'll do it straight away.
00:33:18.646 --> 00:33:19.980 align:center
In your own time, Geoff.
00:33:21.271 --> 00:33:23.563 align:center
When I left my two fine legs behind
00:33:25.896 --> 00:33:27.146 align:center
When up came a bloody great…
00:33:27.230 --> 00:33:29.480 align:center
Straighten things out with the Italian?
00:33:29.563 --> 00:33:30.896 align:center
Man's a disaster, Susie.
00:33:31.396 --> 00:33:33.396 align:center
- And I smell a rat with the Botticelli.
- Hm.
00:33:33.480 --> 00:33:36.688 align:center
We've only got his word that
that missile will reach its destination.
00:33:36.771 --> 00:33:40.855 align:center
I know you don't wanna buy the Botticelli.
Either way, we need to speak to my father.
00:33:40.938 --> 00:33:41.771 align:center
Hm.
00:33:42.938 --> 00:33:44.813 align:center
Get anywhere with Lord Hawthorne?
00:33:46.396 --> 00:33:49.230 align:center
- Well, we have a number.
- Do I owe you a Happy Meal?
00:33:49.938 --> 00:33:51.730 align:center
But there's a small caveat.
00:33:52.313 --> 00:33:53.355 align:center
- Caveat?
- Hm.
00:33:53.855 --> 00:33:55.980 align:center
He's taken an interest in Jack.
00:33:56.563 --> 00:33:58.521 align:center
Right, what sort of interest?
00:33:58.605 --> 00:34:00.021 align:center
An anthropological one.
00:34:00.896 --> 00:34:02.146 align:center
What does that mean?
00:34:02.230 --> 00:34:03.063 align:center
Well,
00:34:04.063 --> 00:34:07.396 align:center
he wants to, uh, take him for dinner,
maybe to the opera,
00:34:07.480 --> 00:34:09.563 align:center
and then, uh, you know,
00:34:10.063 --> 00:34:11.438 align:center
wank him off a bit.
00:34:11.521 --> 00:34:12.730 align:center
Hm.
00:34:13.896 --> 00:34:15.355 align:center
That shouldn't be a problem.
00:34:15.438 --> 00:34:17.188 align:center
I'll leave it to you to tell my father
00:34:17.271 --> 00:34:19.688 align:center
that his son needs to bring
a peer of the realm to orgasm.
00:34:21.688 --> 00:34:23.021 align:center
You leave it with me.
00:34:24.105 --> 00:34:29.896 align:center
Fol-the-doodle, fol-the-di-dum
00:34:31.480 --> 00:34:34.063 align:center
You ever heard of the myth of the Bannik?
00:34:35.146 --> 00:34:35.980 align:center
Yeah.
00:34:37.063 --> 00:34:38.230 align:center
The shapeshifting spirit
00:34:38.313 --> 00:34:42.105 align:center
that supposedly frequented
the steam rooms of Northern Europe.
00:34:42.188 --> 00:34:45.730 align:center
The story goes that your Bannik,
well, he's a…
00:34:46.563 --> 00:34:49.313 align:center
he's a mischievous kind of spirit.
00:34:50.480 --> 00:34:57.396 align:center
Sometimes he appears as a naked little man
stroking his beard, smoking a pipe.
00:34:57.896 --> 00:35:00.146 align:center
But you be careful
00:35:00.230 --> 00:35:03.521 align:center
that you don't invite in
other kinds of spirits.
00:35:04.188 --> 00:35:09.313 align:center
If you're asking his advice, you gotta
make sure you pay him his due.
00:35:09.396 --> 00:35:11.146 align:center
Otherwise, uh,
00:35:11.646 --> 00:35:13.730 align:center
he can get up to all sorts of mischief.
00:35:14.938 --> 00:35:16.230 align:center
Fortunately,
00:35:17.188 --> 00:35:18.313 align:center
there are
00:35:19.313 --> 00:35:22.938 align:center
other rituals that you can use
that appease the Bannik.
00:35:23.021 --> 00:35:25.646 align:center
Now, these rituals range from
00:35:26.146 --> 00:35:28.230 align:center
smothering a black-feathered chicken
00:35:28.313 --> 00:35:31.813 align:center
and burying his unplucked corpse
under your steam house,
00:35:31.896 --> 00:35:33.480 align:center
or you can just
00:35:34.146 --> 00:35:37.813 align:center
offer him a fir branch
when you've finished your steam
00:35:38.396 --> 00:35:39.938 align:center
and say thank you.
00:35:40.605 --> 00:35:42.980 align:center
But you gotta be sure you pay him.
00:35:43.980 --> 00:35:47.271 align:center
Now, your Bannik, he does have his uses.
00:35:47.355 --> 00:35:48.813 align:center
And what would those be, Father?
00:35:48.896 --> 00:35:51.105 align:center
Well, he can see into the future.
00:35:53.855 --> 00:35:55.271 align:center
I'll show you how to do it.
00:35:56.646 --> 00:35:57.688 align:center
Oh.
00:35:57.771 --> 00:36:00.271 align:center
Now, you stand
with your back to the furnace,
00:36:00.355 --> 00:36:03.105 align:center
which you leave half open.
00:36:03.771 --> 00:36:07.563 align:center
Now, you ask the Bannik a question,
any question you want,
00:36:07.646 --> 00:36:13.105 align:center
but the Bannik,
he won't answer you directly, you see.
00:36:13.188 --> 00:36:15.813 align:center
He can't talk. He can only touch.
00:36:16.688 --> 00:36:18.146 align:center
Now, if it's a good omen,
00:36:18.230 --> 00:36:22.021 align:center
you'll feel his little hand
pat you on the back.
00:36:22.688 --> 00:36:24.521 align:center
But if it's a bad one, well,
00:36:25.021 --> 00:36:28.021 align:center
he'll scratch you
with his sharp little claws.
00:36:30.605 --> 00:36:32.438 align:center
And what question did you ask him, then?
00:36:32.521 --> 00:36:37.605 align:center
I asked him about the emergence
of the Mafia boss, Marco Moretti,
00:36:37.688 --> 00:36:39.771 align:center
and this business about the picture.
00:36:39.855 --> 00:36:43.521 align:center
Right. And what exactly
did this Bannik say, then, Bobby?
00:36:45.646 --> 00:36:48.605 align:center
Do I buy the Botticelli for Marco Moretti?
00:36:55.105 --> 00:36:58.855 align:center
The Bannik gave my back
a lovely little fucking rub.
00:36:59.563 --> 00:37:02.730 align:center
- Hm.
- You ought to buy him that picture.
00:37:02.813 --> 00:37:04.105 align:center
Well, my concern is,
00:37:04.188 --> 00:37:08.355 align:center
despite our early success
that we've enjoyed in Italy,
00:37:08.438 --> 00:37:11.188 align:center
Cico, he remains sloppy and unreliable.
00:37:11.813 --> 00:37:15.105 align:center
But if he smooths out
the business with Moretti,
00:37:15.188 --> 00:37:17.063 align:center
then he's getting the job done.
00:37:17.146 --> 00:37:19.521 align:center
Buy him the fucking picture!
00:37:20.105 --> 00:37:22.813 align:center
The Bannik has spoken, okay?
00:37:24.313 --> 00:37:25.813 align:center
Loud and clear.
00:37:25.896 --> 00:37:28.396 align:center
Right, let's have a little coffee break.
00:37:35.605 --> 00:37:36.938 align:center
- Georgie?
- Yes, guv'nor?
00:37:37.021 --> 00:37:40.730 align:center
Do me a piccolo espresso from
the Marzocco. Sling it in the hot room.
00:37:40.813 --> 00:37:43.146 align:center
- Leave it with me. It's in the post, boss.
- Lovely.
00:37:48.313 --> 00:37:51.146 align:center
Now, I know you've got
your reservations about Cico,
00:37:51.230 --> 00:37:53.021 align:center
but he's boots on the ground.
00:37:53.771 --> 00:37:56.063 align:center
I want you to work with him on this.
00:37:56.646 --> 00:37:58.980 align:center
- Sure thing, Dad. No sweat.
- Mm-hmm.
00:37:59.063 --> 00:38:02.021 align:center
So, how's the old plan going,
getting the Duke into the House of Lords?
00:38:02.105 --> 00:38:04.771 align:center
Once we've resolved the Jack
and Lord Hawthorne sitch…
00:38:04.855 --> 00:38:07.730 align:center
We're confident
we're gonna work it through.
00:38:07.813 --> 00:38:09.313 align:center
He's the right person to talk to.
00:38:09.396 --> 00:38:10.605 align:center
Well, that's good.
00:38:11.230 --> 00:38:12.521 align:center
'Cause I need you in there.
00:38:13.105 --> 00:38:14.271 align:center
We're killing this bill.
00:38:14.355 --> 00:38:16.855 align:center
No ifs or buts.
00:38:16.938 --> 00:38:19.771 align:center
Right, well,
I'm fucking freezing out here.
00:38:21.313 --> 00:38:24.938 align:center
I'm gonna go in
and have my piccolo espresso.
00:38:25.021 --> 00:38:27.396 align:center
- You keep me informed.
- Of course.
00:38:27.480 --> 00:38:28.730 align:center
Love you, babe.
00:38:33.896 --> 00:38:35.646 align:center
He's getting worse, Susan.
00:38:35.730 --> 00:38:38.271 align:center
No. He's just winding you up. Bit of fun.
00:38:38.355 --> 00:38:41.438 align:center
He's making decisions based
on the advice of a mythical creature.
00:38:41.521 --> 00:38:43.396 align:center
Like I said, fun.
00:38:43.480 --> 00:38:44.688 align:center
Ladies and gentlemen,
00:38:44.771 --> 00:38:47.313 align:center
a very warm welcome to Beaumont's
for today's auction,
00:38:47.396 --> 00:38:50.730 align:center
led, of course, by a very special piece
by a true master,
00:38:50.813 --> 00:38:53.980 align:center
Botticelli's Virgin and Child Enthroned.
00:38:54.063 --> 00:38:56.646 align:center
Previous owners include
Philip II of Spain,
00:38:56.730 --> 00:38:59.771 align:center
the Duke of Orleans, and Louis XV.
00:39:00.396 --> 00:39:02.896 align:center
- It's currently owned by an anonymous…
- Susie!
00:39:03.855 --> 00:39:05.521 align:center
I haven't seen you in ages.
00:39:06.105 --> 00:39:08.938 align:center
Afternoon, Joseph.
It has been a while. Um, this is Eddie.
00:39:09.021 --> 00:39:10.605 align:center
- Joe Green.
- Pleased to meet you.
00:39:10.688 --> 00:39:12.730 align:center
- Art world, is it?
- Well, today it is.
00:39:12.813 --> 00:39:15.605 align:center
- What brings you to Inglaterra?
- Selling a couple of pictures.
00:39:15.688 --> 00:39:18.438 align:center
- Didn't know you were a collector.
- Easy way to move money.
00:39:18.521 --> 00:39:20.938 align:center
That's how it started,
and now I've got a taste for it.
00:39:21.021 --> 00:39:23.521 align:center
I hope we're not gonna be
bidding against you for the Botticelli.
00:39:23.605 --> 00:39:25.396 align:center
Oh, no. No fear there.
00:39:25.480 --> 00:39:27.605 align:center
I'm not really an early Renaissance man.
00:39:27.688 --> 00:39:29.063 align:center
- Right.
- How's your brother?
00:39:29.855 --> 00:39:33.688 align:center
- Good. He's outside. You should say hello.
- Oh, yeah, I'll do that.
00:39:33.771 --> 00:39:34.896 align:center
And your dad?
00:39:34.980 --> 00:39:36.355 align:center
Six years into a ten-stretch.
00:39:36.438 --> 00:39:38.646 align:center
It looks like they'll be letting him out
on good behavior.
00:39:38.730 --> 00:39:40.480 align:center
Bit strong for the puff game, innit?
00:39:40.563 --> 00:39:43.313 align:center
It weren't the puff that cuffed him.
Tax returns.
00:39:43.396 --> 00:39:44.605 align:center
Gets the best of them.
00:39:44.688 --> 00:39:46.855 align:center
- Make sure you give him my best.
- Mm.
00:39:47.563 --> 00:39:49.480 align:center
You still on the same number?
00:39:49.563 --> 00:39:50.938 align:center
Well, call and find out.
00:39:51.021 --> 00:39:52.438 align:center
Yeah, I might do that.
00:39:52.938 --> 00:39:54.688 align:center
Might look forward to it.
00:39:56.438 --> 00:39:57.521 align:center
Edward.
00:39:59.021 --> 00:40:01.688 align:center
Well, that was, uh, emotional.
00:40:01.771 --> 00:40:03.021 align:center
What?
00:40:03.605 --> 00:40:06.313 align:center
Well, clearly some history, I assume.
00:40:06.896 --> 00:40:09.438 align:center
- We don't need to go there.
- Now I'm definitely gonna go there.
00:40:10.188 --> 00:40:12.688 align:center
- A very handsome young man.
- We can stop talking about this now.
00:40:12.771 --> 00:40:14.646 align:center
- So, does he have a big cock?
- Eddie!
00:40:14.730 --> 00:40:16.105 align:center
If everyone is ready,
00:40:16.188 --> 00:40:20.396 align:center
we will start bidding
for the marvelous Botticelli,
00:40:20.480 --> 00:40:21.688 align:center
shown here on my left,
00:40:21.771 --> 00:40:24.105 align:center
the Virgin and Child Enthroned.
00:40:25.313 --> 00:40:26.896 align:center
Right, ladies and gentlemen,
00:40:27.688 --> 00:40:30.105 align:center
we'll start the bidding here today
at £2,000,000.
00:40:30.188 --> 00:40:32.021 align:center
I think he is interested in you.
00:40:32.105 --> 00:40:33.855 align:center
- £2,000,000. Thank you.
- Move on.
00:40:33.938 --> 00:40:35.646 align:center
- Two million five.
- Sexually.
00:40:35.730 --> 00:40:38.480 align:center
- That's enough.
- Two million five. Thank you.
00:40:38.563 --> 00:40:40.230 align:center
£3,000,000?
00:40:40.313 --> 00:40:42.396 align:center
- He's definitely gonna call.
- I said that's enough.
00:40:42.480 --> 00:40:45.021 align:center
Well, it might do you some good.
Must have been a while.
00:40:45.105 --> 00:40:46.813 align:center
Don't worry about me. I do just fine.
00:40:46.896 --> 00:40:49.355 align:center
- I think there's some chemistry there.
- Oh.
00:40:49.438 --> 00:40:52.271 align:center
£4,000,000. Thank you, sir. At £4,000,000.
00:40:52.355 --> 00:40:54.438 align:center
- Four million five. Thank you, madam.
- Jealous?
00:40:54.521 --> 00:40:57.438 align:center
- At four million five.
- You get in there, girl.
00:40:57.521 --> 00:41:01.396 align:center
Five million in the front.
With you, madam. At five million five.
00:41:01.480 --> 00:41:02.896 align:center
Any advance?
00:41:02.980 --> 00:41:04.730 align:center
£6,000,000.
00:41:04.813 --> 00:41:06.021 align:center
£6,000,000.
00:41:06.605 --> 00:41:08.063 align:center
Six million.
00:41:08.146 --> 00:41:09.438 align:center
Temperature's rising, Susan.
00:41:09.521 --> 00:41:11.605 align:center
I know exactly what's happening
to the temperature.
00:41:11.688 --> 00:41:14.063 align:center
Seven million.
With you, madam, at seven million.
00:41:14.146 --> 00:41:16.188 align:center
This is your show. I'm happy to back you.
00:41:16.271 --> 00:41:18.230 align:center
- Thank you.
- £9,000,000 now.
00:41:18.313 --> 00:41:21.355 align:center
I hope you're not just indulging
your competitive spirit here.
00:41:21.438 --> 00:41:23.438 align:center
Nine million. With you, madam, at nine.
00:41:23.521 --> 00:41:25.230 align:center
- Ten million, sir.
- For fuck's sake!
00:41:25.313 --> 00:41:27.521 align:center
At ten million.
Back with you, madam, at ten.
00:41:27.605 --> 00:41:30.355 align:center
- You're under the spell, Susie.
- 11 million. Thank you.
00:41:30.438 --> 00:41:31.980 align:center
You're not helping.
00:41:33.146 --> 00:41:34.563 align:center
£11,000,000 is the bid.
00:41:37.063 --> 00:41:40.521 align:center
£12,000,000. Thank you.
£12,000,000 we have.
00:41:40.605 --> 00:41:42.646 align:center
At £12,000.000.
00:41:42.730 --> 00:41:44.230 align:center
Do I hear 13?
00:41:44.313 --> 00:41:46.105 align:center
£13,000.000. Thank you.
00:41:46.188 --> 00:41:48.188 align:center
With you at 13 million. Against you, sir.
00:41:49.355 --> 00:41:50.980 align:center
- Here we go.
- 13 million is the bid.
00:41:51.063 --> 00:41:52.855 align:center
With you, madam, at 13. Do I hear 14?
00:41:52.938 --> 00:41:54.855 align:center
Dad, it's already at 13.
00:41:55.563 --> 00:41:57.313 align:center
Well, I need you to buy that picture.
00:41:57.396 --> 00:41:59.063 align:center
We need the Italians on board.
00:41:59.146 --> 00:42:01.688 align:center
And if it's a masterpiece they want,
then get it.
00:42:01.771 --> 00:42:05.063 align:center
- £14,000,000? 14 million.
- It was supposed to cost six.
00:42:05.146 --> 00:42:07.563 align:center
I don't even know
why we're having this conversation.
00:42:08.396 --> 00:42:09.438 align:center
The Bannik said buy it.
00:42:09.521 --> 00:42:11.438 align:center
- Christ!
- Dad, it's now at 14.
00:42:11.521 --> 00:42:13.188 align:center
- Susie.
- I'm just trying to relax.
00:42:13.271 --> 00:42:14.730 align:center
Now I'm all stressed out.
00:42:14.813 --> 00:42:16.438 align:center
Buy the fucking picture!
00:42:16.521 --> 00:42:19.105 align:center
- It's on 14 million.
- Cunts!
00:42:19.188 --> 00:42:21.146 align:center
- I thought it was six.
- We're getting the picture.
00:42:21.230 --> 00:42:22.896 align:center
15 million. Thank you.
00:42:22.980 --> 00:42:25.646 align:center
- At 15 million. Any advance on--
- Fifteen five.
00:42:25.730 --> 00:42:29.646 align:center
- 15,500,000. Thank you, sir.
- Susie, don't take the bait.
00:42:29.730 --> 00:42:30.896 align:center
With you.
00:42:30.980 --> 00:42:32.813 align:center
- Do I hear 16?
- Susan.
00:42:34.771 --> 00:42:36.271 align:center
It's going once.
00:42:36.355 --> 00:42:38.396 align:center
It's going twice.
00:42:39.563 --> 00:42:40.438 align:center
Susan.
00:42:41.396 --> 00:42:45.230 align:center
£16,000,000 for the Botticelli.
00:42:45.730 --> 00:42:46.855 align:center
Sixteen five, sir?
00:42:47.438 --> 00:42:50.521 align:center
Fair warning now. At £16,000.000.
00:42:52.021 --> 00:42:55.146 align:center
Sold at 16 million to the lady.
Thank you very much, madam.
00:42:55.980 --> 00:42:57.396 align:center
Well, that went well.
00:42:58.146 --> 00:43:01.355 align:center
I know it's a big ask, but I need you
to not be such a cunt about it right now.
00:43:07.605 --> 00:43:09.313 align:center
Eddie. Good news?
00:43:09.396 --> 00:43:12.355 align:center
We got the painting as agreed.
We want to give it to Marco in person.
00:43:13.355 --> 00:43:14.896 align:center
Marco is a busy guy.
00:43:14.980 --> 00:43:17.355 align:center
It's just like trying to get
a meeting with the pope.
00:43:19.021 --> 00:43:23.063 align:center
Cico, we just spent £16,000,000
on a painting that should have cost six.
00:43:23.146 --> 00:43:24.438 align:center
Get us the fucking meeting.
00:43:24.521 --> 00:43:26.438 align:center
Yep, right. Okay, okay, okay.
00:43:26.521 --> 00:43:28.813 align:center
I'll talk to him, okay?
I'll come back to you.
00:43:28.896 --> 00:43:30.396 align:center
Yeah, make sure it happens.
00:43:31.063 --> 00:43:32.646 align:center
- Susie!
- Fuck!
00:43:35.355 --> 00:43:38.896 align:center
Oh, my son Tim was a bosun's mate
He could blow the whistle…
00:43:38.980 --> 00:43:40.230 align:center
Jack! Painting!
00:43:41.230 --> 00:43:42.355 align:center
Fuck me!
00:43:43.105 --> 00:43:44.563 align:center
Jack, get in the fucking car!
00:43:44.646 --> 00:43:45.771 align:center
- Fuck!
- Get in!
00:43:45.855 --> 00:43:48.396 align:center
With your too-ri-ra
00:43:48.480 --> 00:43:51.563 align:center
Fol-the-da
Whack-fol-the-doodle, fol-the-di-dum…
00:43:52.271 --> 00:43:53.188 align:center
Fuck off!
00:43:54.688 --> 00:43:56.563 align:center
Go, go, go! Fuck!
00:43:56.646 --> 00:43:58.355 align:center
Oh, were you drunk or were you blind…
00:43:58.438 --> 00:43:59.521 align:center
Put your earpiece in, Jack.
00:43:59.605 --> 00:44:01.980 align:center
…two fine legs behind?
00:44:02.563 --> 00:44:04.855 align:center
Ochone, mavrone
But you were a silly youth…
00:44:04.938 --> 00:44:07.521 align:center
We can't afford
to lose that bloody picture, Geoffrey.
00:44:07.605 --> 00:44:09.021 align:center
With your too-ri-ra
00:44:09.105 --> 00:44:12.271 align:center
Fol-the-da
Whack-fol-the-doodle, fol-the-di-dum…
00:44:12.355 --> 00:44:14.855 align:center
Take the south stairs,
see if you can steal a yard on 'em.
00:44:14.938 --> 00:44:16.146 align:center
Buchanan Street.
00:44:17.146 --> 00:44:20.563 align:center
They're heading for Buchanan Street.
Take a right, see if we can cut 'em off.
00:44:21.230 --> 00:44:27.438 align:center
I was neither drunk nor neither blind
When I left my two fine legs behind…
00:44:28.688 --> 00:44:29.521 align:center
Fuck off!
00:44:30.771 --> 00:44:32.230 align:center
Sharp left, Eddie.
00:44:35.438 --> 00:44:36.688 align:center
One down!
00:44:36.771 --> 00:44:40.730 align:center
Fol-the-da
Whack-fol-the-doodle, fol-the-di-dum…
00:44:40.813 --> 00:44:42.521 align:center
Take a left. Cut down Lower Robert Street.
00:44:48.521 --> 00:44:49.480 align:center
Hurry up, Jack.
00:44:51.480 --> 00:44:54.688 align:center
There's a rat run coming up on your right.
Might be able to cut 'em off.
00:44:54.771 --> 00:44:56.146 align:center
Now I'll cross the raging main
00:44:56.230 --> 00:44:59.271 align:center
To Napoleon Bonaparte
And the Queen of Spain…
00:45:01.521 --> 00:45:03.313 align:center
Two down, two to go.
00:45:03.396 --> 00:45:05.230 align:center
They took away the legs
Of a child of mine
00:45:05.313 --> 00:45:07.521 align:center
With a too-ri-ra
00:45:07.605 --> 00:45:11.021 align:center
Fol-the-da
Whack-fol-the-doodle, fol-the-di-dum…
00:45:11.105 --> 00:45:13.646 align:center
Got every one,
except the one with the fucking painting!
00:45:18.771 --> 00:45:20.021 align:center
Over here!
00:45:23.521 --> 00:45:25.938 align:center
You've got ten seconds
to give me a name I'm happy with.
00:45:26.605 --> 00:45:27.563 align:center
Or what?
00:45:27.646 --> 00:45:30.563 align:center
What you gonna do?
Suck my dick, you posh cunt.
00:45:32.146 --> 00:45:34.771 align:center
Wait, what you… Fuck you!
00:45:35.438 --> 00:45:38.646 align:center
Yeah. You suck my dick, you cheeky cunt.
00:45:39.438 --> 00:45:43.021 align:center
Tell you what, why don't you write down
a name we're all happy with,
00:45:43.105 --> 00:45:44.813 align:center
and no one has to suck anyone's dick?
00:45:58.396 --> 00:46:00.896 align:center
Spelling's atrocious. Is that a P or a B?
00:46:02.105 --> 00:46:03.605 align:center
- B…
- I'm guessing it's…
00:46:03.688 --> 00:46:04.896 align:center
Robert Brooks?
00:46:05.563 --> 00:46:06.480 align:center
Excuse… Excuse me?
00:46:06.563 --> 00:46:07.813 align:center
Famous art dealer?
00:46:07.896 --> 00:46:10.855 align:center
- Uh, yes, that's me.
- Can I have a word?
00:46:14.646 --> 00:46:17.438 align:center
We know you hired a couple of hood rats
to steal the painting.
00:46:17.521 --> 00:46:19.813 align:center
I'm an art dealer.
I'm not a super villain.
00:46:19.896 --> 00:46:21.438 align:center
What I don't understand is,
00:46:21.521 --> 00:46:23.563 align:center
if you were planning
on stealing the picture,
00:46:23.646 --> 00:46:25.271 align:center
why bother pushing the price up?
00:46:25.938 --> 00:46:28.146 align:center
I swear to you,
I wasn't pushing the price up.
00:46:28.230 --> 00:46:30.105 align:center
I was working
on behalf of a certified buyer.
00:46:32.688 --> 00:46:34.438 align:center
- All right, sis?
- Jack.
00:46:35.188 --> 00:46:36.480 align:center
Who's he?
00:46:37.938 --> 00:46:39.646 align:center
I said who's he?
00:46:48.605 --> 00:46:49.771 align:center
Can I have a word?
00:46:54.688 --> 00:46:57.063 align:center
- What the fuck is he doing here?
- Don't blame me.
00:46:57.146 --> 00:47:01.105 align:center
It was the Duke that asked for him.
Anyway, you wanted a result, didn't you?
00:47:01.188 --> 00:47:04.105 align:center
I wanted results.
I didn't want a mangled corpse.
00:47:04.188 --> 00:47:07.146 align:center
Last time that man punched
someone in the liver, they died.
00:47:07.646 --> 00:47:09.646 align:center
You want me to introduce him
to Organ John?
00:47:10.146 --> 00:47:12.063 align:center
We're just discussing it, darling.
00:47:15.355 --> 00:47:16.855 align:center
Would you like to meet Organ John?
00:47:16.938 --> 00:47:19.730 align:center
I don't know. Who's Organ John?
00:47:21.605 --> 00:47:23.605 align:center
Organ John is Organ John.
00:47:23.688 --> 00:47:26.438 align:center
You see, John likes to refer to himself
in the third person,
00:47:26.521 --> 00:47:29.855 align:center
and I'll let you do the math
as to why we call him Organ John.
00:47:30.438 --> 00:47:32.188 align:center
In short, John is good at getting results.
00:47:32.271 --> 00:47:33.563 align:center
Who the fuck is Organ John?
00:47:37.021 --> 00:47:38.521 align:center
I'm gonna be straight with you.
00:47:38.605 --> 00:47:42.730 align:center
John's more of a terminal solution
to a temporary problem.
00:47:45.021 --> 00:47:48.355 align:center
One shot from him, and you'll be drowning.
But from the inside.
00:47:48.438 --> 00:47:51.938 align:center
Which will give us plenty of time to get
the information from you that we need.
00:47:52.605 --> 00:47:54.646 align:center
No one likes to see
someone leave this world
00:47:54.730 --> 00:47:57.105 align:center
in such an inelegant fashion.
00:48:02.230 --> 00:48:04.146 align:center
Fuck it! Fuck it, fuck it!
00:48:04.771 --> 00:48:08.688 align:center
It wasn't my idea. I just…
I was just doing a favor for a friend.
00:48:09.271 --> 00:48:10.938 align:center
And who would that friend be, Robert?
00:48:13.646 --> 00:48:14.855 align:center
What's his name?
00:48:14.938 --> 00:48:16.521 align:center
Oh. Flash Italian.
00:48:18.813 --> 00:48:20.230 align:center
Goes by the name of Gino de Bambi.
00:48:25.188 --> 00:48:29.313 align:center
By any wild stretch of the imagination,
this wouldn't be Gino de Bambi, would it?
00:48:29.396 --> 00:48:32.480 align:center
Yeah, that's him.
That's him. Gino de Bambi.
00:49:22.146 --> 00:49:23.313 align:center
Hello?
00:49:32.188 --> 00:49:34.105 align:center
Mm. When in Lake Maggiore…
00:49:37.438 --> 00:49:39.230 align:center
- Quite the view.
- Mm.
00:49:40.313 --> 00:49:42.313 align:center
Don't wanna mix
business with pleasure, captain.
00:49:42.396 --> 00:49:45.146 align:center
Oh, no.
I was simply admiring the panorama.
00:49:45.230 --> 00:49:47.896 align:center
No, you were picturing
what it would be like
00:49:47.980 --> 00:49:50.646 align:center
to have breakfast here after a night
of passion with the countessa.
00:49:51.938 --> 00:49:54.605 align:center
Tell me, what do you like? Fleur de Mer?
00:49:55.313 --> 00:49:57.938 align:center
Matching set? Dark red?
00:49:58.021 --> 00:49:59.605 align:center
Or maybe cream and white?
00:50:00.105 --> 00:50:02.396 align:center
Actually, I was thinking
something more ambitious.
00:50:02.480 --> 00:50:04.855 align:center
La Perla. Black. Peignoir.
00:50:05.355 --> 00:50:07.813 align:center
Classical silk.
Diaphanous in presentation.
00:50:08.980 --> 00:50:12.771 align:center
- Certainly very specific, Edward.
- Well, I have a particular palate, Susan.
00:50:12.855 --> 00:50:14.896 align:center
How do you ensure
that palate is fulfilled?
00:50:14.980 --> 00:50:17.313 align:center
Well, I'm a captain.
00:50:17.396 --> 00:50:18.855 align:center
I'm used to giving orders.
00:50:19.938 --> 00:50:23.313 align:center
I bet she'll be receptive
and prepared to follow those orders.
00:50:26.396 --> 00:50:27.480 align:center
Incoming, Your Grace.
00:50:30.188 --> 00:50:31.021 align:center
Eddie.
00:50:31.855 --> 00:50:33.355 align:center
- Buongiorno.
- Buongiorno. Susie.
00:50:34.188 --> 00:50:36.813 align:center
I'm apologizing for my timekeeping.
00:50:37.480 --> 00:50:41.313 align:center
But I trust, um…
my staff looked after you?
00:50:41.896 --> 00:50:43.980 align:center
They looked after us very well.
Thank you, Cico.
00:50:44.063 --> 00:50:46.188 align:center
Where is your glamorous girlfriend, Bella?
00:50:46.271 --> 00:50:50.980 align:center
Ah, tonight she's in Monte Carlo.
Tomorrow she's gonna fly to Paris.
00:50:51.063 --> 00:50:53.105 align:center
You know, the hostess who's never home.
00:50:53.188 --> 00:50:56.438 align:center
And where, may we ask,
is, uh, Mr. Moretti?
00:50:57.521 --> 00:51:00.146 align:center
You know, Eddie, he's not gonna make it.
00:51:00.230 --> 00:51:02.688 align:center
- Just like my girlfriend, he's also busy.
- Ah.
00:51:02.771 --> 00:51:05.271 align:center
Wasn't the most straightforward
of operations.
00:51:05.355 --> 00:51:06.938 align:center
There's the fruits of our labor.
00:51:07.021 --> 00:51:10.063 align:center
It's going to be money well spent,
trust me. Marco's gonna love it.
00:51:10.813 --> 00:51:13.230 align:center
Only last night he told me
how much he loves that Botticelli.
00:51:13.896 --> 00:51:16.813 align:center
He'd heard about the sale
and regrets he didn't buy it.
00:51:17.563 --> 00:51:21.188 align:center
Good. Just a shame
that he can't be here himself.
00:51:21.271 --> 00:51:22.105 align:center
I know.
00:51:22.605 --> 00:51:25.313 align:center
But, um, Eddie, my friend, look.
00:51:26.063 --> 00:51:29.813 align:center
If you want,
you can always leave the picture here.
00:51:29.896 --> 00:51:31.480 align:center
I'll make sure he gets your elegant gift.
00:51:31.563 --> 00:51:33.605 align:center
I think we'd rather
give it to Marco ourselves.
00:51:33.688 --> 00:51:35.313 align:center
Since we've paid so much.
00:51:36.188 --> 00:51:38.105 align:center
Well, he's a busy man.
00:51:38.646 --> 00:51:42.271 align:center
You know, I know how to use
the right words with him.
00:51:42.355 --> 00:51:44.563 align:center
Choose the right moment.
00:51:44.646 --> 00:51:47.771 align:center
And his legs will open
like the parting of the Red Sea.
00:51:50.146 --> 00:51:52.896 align:center
You never invited him here
in the first place, did you, Cico?
00:51:52.980 --> 00:51:56.146 align:center
Or do you prefer
to be called Gino de Bambi?
00:52:02.396 --> 00:52:05.605 align:center
I, uh… I… I'm so sorry, but is there
a problem here or something?
00:52:05.688 --> 00:52:07.563 align:center
Yes, there is a problem.
00:52:08.480 --> 00:52:09.896 align:center
We know the picture's yours.
00:52:09.980 --> 00:52:12.605 align:center
We know the price
was artificially inflated on your side.
00:52:12.688 --> 00:52:15.396 align:center
And that you hired kids
to try and nick it once we'd bought it
00:52:15.480 --> 00:52:18.188 align:center
so we'd never get the chance
to give it to Marco ourselves.
00:52:18.271 --> 00:52:22.646 align:center
Fortunately, your subcontractors ended up
being as unreliable as you are.
00:52:22.730 --> 00:52:26.605 align:center
They did that because
the entire enterprise is invention.
00:52:26.688 --> 00:52:31.271 align:center
So, where would you like to go
from here, Cico?
00:52:35.605 --> 00:52:36.480 align:center
Okay.
00:52:41.980 --> 00:52:44.938 align:center
You think you can tell me what to do?
00:52:45.021 --> 00:52:46.855 align:center
A couple of salad sellers?
00:52:47.563 --> 00:52:48.813 align:center
You wanna take me on?
00:52:48.896 --> 00:52:50.896 align:center
You wanna take the fucking Mafia on?
00:52:51.896 --> 00:52:55.396 align:center
Why don't we ask Marco
what exactly you do for the Mafia?
00:52:55.480 --> 00:52:57.688 align:center
And how are we going to do that, Eddie?
00:52:58.980 --> 00:53:01.396 align:center
Well, we're gonna ask him ourselves.
00:53:01.480 --> 00:53:03.980 align:center
I think that's him right now, isn't it?
00:53:04.063 --> 00:53:05.521 align:center
- Believe so.
- Mm.
00:53:07.355 --> 00:53:11.813 align:center
You see, because you didn't call him,
we did. And we brought him up to speed.
00:53:11.896 --> 00:53:15.521 align:center
And you're right.
He's very excited about the painting.
00:53:16.646 --> 00:53:18.188 align:center
First he'd heard of it, apparently.
00:53:21.813 --> 00:53:22.688 align:center
Fuck.
00:53:35.313 --> 00:53:39.771 align:center
Quiet. Be quiet now.
Uh, the grown-ups are talking now.
00:53:48.646 --> 00:53:51.355 align:center
Eddie, nice to meet you.
Thank you for your call.
00:53:51.438 --> 00:53:53.396 align:center
I'm sorry we are meeting like this.
00:53:53.480 --> 00:53:57.813 align:center
How should we resolve this situation?
00:53:57.896 --> 00:53:59.063 align:center
Mr. Moretti,
00:53:59.730 --> 00:54:01.938 align:center
this is your country, your rules.
00:54:02.021 --> 00:54:06.271 align:center
And I'm confident that you are best placed
to decide the appropriate outcome.
00:54:08.646 --> 00:54:10.771 align:center
But in my experience, uh,
00:54:10.855 --> 00:54:15.105 align:center
kindness is always mistaken for weakness.
00:54:17.563 --> 00:54:20.146 align:center
Cico, you are a snake.
00:54:20.730 --> 00:54:23.521 align:center
Pretty to look at. Dirty to touch.
00:54:24.105 --> 00:54:27.355 align:center
It hurts me
because it will hurt my goddaughter.
00:54:28.105 --> 00:54:31.146 align:center
And I think you don't know
where is your place in the food chain.
00:54:32.063 --> 00:54:32.938 align:center
So,
00:54:34.230 --> 00:54:35.480 align:center
I will show you.
00:54:56.230 --> 00:54:58.688 align:center
Cico was always a… a messy guy.
00:54:59.730 --> 00:55:01.646 align:center
Maybe this is the fitting end for him.
00:55:02.146 --> 00:55:06.188 align:center
So moving forward,
we could, uh, come to an understanding.
00:55:06.271 --> 00:55:08.896 align:center
- You appreciate that, don't you?
- Of course.
00:55:08.980 --> 00:55:11.355 align:center
This operation you have set up
00:55:11.438 --> 00:55:16.855 align:center
within the grounds
of my goddaughter's estate, eh,
00:55:16.938 --> 00:55:19.563 align:center
if I well understand,
there are others like it?
00:55:19.646 --> 00:55:21.230 align:center
Well, as it happens,
00:55:21.313 --> 00:55:24.771 align:center
we are keen to set up
further operations in the south,
00:55:24.855 --> 00:55:30.271 align:center
in the fullness of time,
with someone that we, uh, could rely upon.
00:55:30.355 --> 00:55:33.521 align:center
Oof. We could help a lot in the south.
00:55:36.021 --> 00:55:38.813 align:center
How about five million a month
for your protection and support?
00:55:47.855 --> 00:55:49.521 align:center
Thank you.
00:55:58.188 --> 00:55:59.230 align:center
Enzo!
00:56:07.230 --> 00:56:08.313 align:center
Fifteen.
00:56:15.521 --> 00:56:16.563 align:center
Seven and a half.
00:56:20.688 --> 00:56:21.521 align:center
Ten.
00:56:24.605 --> 00:56:27.480 align:center
Can he be trusted?
00:56:49.355 --> 00:56:51.313 align:center
I look forward to doing business.
00:56:51.396 --> 00:56:53.771 align:center
Can the Duke be trusted?
00:57:15.230 --> 00:57:16.188 align:center
Enzo!
00:57:38.230 --> 00:57:39.188 align:center
Right.