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Morning, Your Grace.
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- Geoffrey.
- Enjoying the views?
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Mm.
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Shouldn't you be headed back
to the house soon, sir?
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Your guests will be coming
down the stairs for breakfast.
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And I would like to start
the shoot team talk at 9:30.
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400 years ago, this estate spread out
as far as the eye could see.
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In every direction.
All the way down to the coast.
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It's been diminished.
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Year after year.
Generation after generation.
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First came the apologies.
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Then came the shame.
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Then came the contraction.
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It's like a rot.
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I want it back, Geoff.
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I want it all back.
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So, we've bought this airfield?
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We haven't. His Lordship has.
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Through a shell company.
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100,000 square foot
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of weed farm hidden under the hangar.
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Perfect cover for distribution.
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You grow it under the hangar.
Load in the hangar.
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And then you can distribute to anywhere
in the country by plane or road.
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Then there's the air shows,
the restaurant, the gift shop.
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All good ways to clean money.
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Espresso martini, sir?
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Apparently, they start early
on a shoot day.
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In that case, when in Rome…
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Madam?
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You know what?
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Dad might've been right
about the Duke after all.
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It was an inspired idea to mirror
what we're doing here in Italy.
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Growing our product
underneath aristocratic palazzos.
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Speaking of which, here comes
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our Italian connection,
who's our gateway into Europe.
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We've gone international,
and it's paying off.
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What's with the Spitfires?
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You never know when a war's
going to start, Jack.
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Good morning, Mr. Maldini.
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- Buongiorno.
- I can take that for you.
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Francesco.
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- Good morning, Francesco.
- Uh, but y… you can call me Cico.
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Cico.
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If you wanna follow me,
Blanket will take care of your bags.
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I'd follow you to the gates of St. Peter.
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Ciao, Susie!
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Susie, Susie, Susie.
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So good to see you.
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Look, there's something of a niggle
regarding our business dealings.
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It's something
that really needs to be discussed.
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We can talk about it later.
We're running a little bit late.
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- Contessa, you look divine.
- Thank you, Miss Glass.
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Shall we?
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Didn't fancy kedgeree, Lord Hawthorne?
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Oh, no.
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While I enjoy the flavor
of curry at breakfast,
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it is impossible to trump the kipper.
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Mm. I see you've met my nephew.
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I have indeed. Handsome little devil.
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Any word from the father?
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Hoping to join us for dinner.
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Well, it is wonderful
he works for a living.
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But he's just like Eddie.
He works too hard.
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Since when did a day of shooting
become work, mother?
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We're late.
But not too late for the breakfast.
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Eddie.
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Eduardo.
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Ed-weirdo.
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How are you, man?
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- Ciao.
- Good to see you. Come here.
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Oh.
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I'm so sorry,
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but my pilot decided
to fly into a fucking storm.
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Somehow we missed the eye.
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Well, you're here now.
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It wasn't a storm.
He was just being a baby.
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We haven't had the pleasure.
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So fucking formal.
I love this guy, I swear to God.
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This is my girlfriend,
Contessa Isabella Soranza de Parme.
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- Delighted to meet you.
- Your Grace.
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- Please, take a seat.
- Thank you.
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Hello.
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And how do you two
fit into this aristocratic jigsaw puzzle?
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Don't mind us. We're just here
to represent the proletariat.
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Oh, how very modern.
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Well, I must say,
you're two glorious-looking specimens.
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It's a brave new world, Your Lordship.
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Oh, what a wonderful accent.
Could you say that again?
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Come the revolution, brother.
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Guilty as charged. Spare me. Come, sit.
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Shall I have a word
about the language, sir?
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I think it would be prudent.
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Uh, I was thinking
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that maybe we could have
a little bit of chat with Susie, you know,
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uh, before the bang-bang starts.
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Nothing major, you know?
Just a little bit of business.
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We'll deal with it later.
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Geoff would like us on the pegs by 9:30,
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and we wouldn't want
to disappoint him, now, would we?
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Don't worry, Cico. We've got all morning.
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Yeah.
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All right.
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He's edgy, Susan. It's concerning me.
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So, what is the issue with Cico?
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Yet to be determined.
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I'm sure it's nothing positive.
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I know you're not
his number one fan, Eddie,
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but he has helped us
get a foothold in Italy,
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a territory beset by monsters
around every corner.
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His efforts shouldn't be underestimated.
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Fixers are supposed to fix problems,
not create them.
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I say we give him the benefit of the doubt
for the time being.
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Meanwhile, you can focus your efforts
on snagging yourself a peerage,
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as per my father's request.
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You leave Lord Hawthorne to me.
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Hope we haven't got
too many plates spinning today.
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No. Shoots are never
about the killing, Susan.
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They're about the deal-making.
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It's an alibi to fuse
a collection of disparate rogues.
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Contrary to logic,
the more spinning plates, the better.
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People will fly 5,000 miles
for a shoot in the English countryside,
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and for some strange reason,
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are more open to business
when they've got a gun in their hand.
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Hm.
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- Tell me more about your friend.
- You'll like Aisha.
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Clever girl. Aspirational.
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Looks after herself
and everyone who comes within her orbit.
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She moved to the Middle East
five years ago to work in hospitality.
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Now she's snagged herself
a seat at the royal table.
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The Middle East is the future, Susie.
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They build a new world out there
every two weeks.
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Yeah, I know why you want him here.
I like your ambition.
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Hello, honey. How are you doing?
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- This is the Duke.
- How do you do?
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I do very well. Thank you for hosting us.
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So this is His Excellency,
Prince Amir bin Abdullah al-Hadidi.
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Well.
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Good morning, Sheikh Amir.
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Your Grace. Thank you so much
for inviting us to your beautiful home.
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Of course.
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- I brought you a small gift.
- Ah.
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Double magnum of Petrus '09.
Very generous.
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Why do I get the feeling
you might have over-delivered?
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I mean, he's a sweetheart.
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Second in line to the throne.
Loves a good time.
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And he's got more money than…
Well, put it this way, he's fucking rich.
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Never mind me over-delivering.
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You never said about
your Duke looking like a movie star.
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- He speaks fucking Arabic?
- He gets better by the second.
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Your wife?
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Business wife.
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Amir, we must get you a gun.
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Why are there so many?
A… And why only two barrels?
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Give the birds a sporting chance, sir.
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- Which one is the best?
- The best? Or the most impressive?
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Both.
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You have your Germans,
your Brits, and your American guns.
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But if you're looking
for prestige and heritage,
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I'm feeling Italian Beretta for you, sir.
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They hunt in pairs.
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They've been at it for 500 years.
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Oldest gunmakers in the world.
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You see that engraving?
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That took a little Italian man two years
to etch that pretty picture.
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It's magnificent.
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No good in a Chicago gunfight,
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but absolutely wonderful
in the green fields of England.
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- I feel an erection coming on.
- That's the appropriate response, sir.
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Look at that. Fits like a glove.
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James Bond's weapon of choice.
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I thought that was the Walter PPK, no?
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No, not in the original novel.
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I think you'll do very well
with those Berettas, Amir.
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Geoffrey.
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You'll remember to ensure Lord Hawthorne
has a suitably memorable experience?
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I'll make sure
his arse is drowning in the butter.
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- Good.
- Anything special for him, sir?
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Of course, Geoffrey.
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- Only the best.
- Oh!
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- Lord Monmouth's Holland & Holland, sir?
- Exactly.
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- Lucky man.
- Hm.
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That would be my weapon of choice, sir.
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Geoff, Geoff, Geoff. I'm sorry.
I don't want to be a pain in the ass,
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but, you know,
as much as I like my loader,
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I would like that angel from Essex
to load my gun for me, please.
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- I'll look into it.
- Yes! Okay, grazie. Fuck. Yes.
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You might wanna tone down the language.
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You're a guest of His Grace,
and there's ladies present.
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- Just a suggestion.
- All right.
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Okay, everyone.
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Your numbers will be
on the bottom of the glasses.
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That will be your peg number for the day.
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- Your Grace?
- Bottoms up.
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- Cheers.
- Chin-chin.
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Loaders?
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Good shot, sir.
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I don't understand how I'm missing.
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Don't worry, sir.
I'm sure you'll get them in the next one.
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I must say,
you're very good at this, Jack.
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Well, you can show me your appreciation
in your tip, sir.
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You've got to at least try
and hit one, mother.
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Darling, you know,
you've become very bloodthirsty
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since you left university.
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Forty.
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- Aisha! I want one of these.
- You want one of what?
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- One of these!
- Then you shall have one of these.
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Greedy cunt.
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Thank you.
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Thank you, sir.
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You shoot beautifully, Bella.
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Thank you. You shoot like a god.
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Jack, I must say,
you were absolutely wonderful out there.
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You put me right at ease.
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I tell you what, shall we be
very naughty boys and have one more?
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- You've read my mind, Your Lordship.
- Thank you, Jack.
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Eddie! Eddie.
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How do I love thee?
Let me count the ways
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What a wonderful drive.
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The birds just kept coming at me,
wave after wave of them.
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You did yourself proud, Lord Hawthorne.
Nothing much got past you.
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I did shoot rather well,
if I say so myself.
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You did indeed.
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Will you be heading
to Scotland this summer?
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Chance'd be a fine thing.
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Too much going on
in the corridors of power.
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Mm, yes. I heard about
Lord Bramlingham's death.
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- Wasn't it shocking?
- Shocking indeed.
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I suppose you'll be looking
to fill the position?
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It's not often that a spot
for a hereditary peer comes up.
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Any idea who might get it?
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We're drawing up a short list
this weekend.
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You know, you and I,
we should have a drink before dinner.
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I've always been fascinated
by the inner workings of Parliament.
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Have you, indeed?
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Mm.
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Right. These birds
aren't gonna kill themselves.
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You might want to miss one or
two. You're making the Italian look bad.
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- Do we have a problem with that, Geoffrey?
- I don't, but I think his ego does.
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Oh. Well, we might have to lie
on the count, Geoff.
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Things have been good between us, yeah?
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This time last year, we had nothing.
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But since we started that little farm
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under the Contessa's palazzo estate,
my God!
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You guys nailed it.
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Six more farms in less than a year.
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You said there was a problem.
Why don't you enlighten us?
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Yeah. There is a real problem.
The problem is, uh, Marco Moretti.
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Sorry, what?
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Marco Moretti?
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What the fuck is Moretti doing
in this conversation?
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We need to talk to him.
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The reason we talk to you is so we don't
have to talk to El Capo Dei Capi.
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I know, but then
he started sniffing around.
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He found out we are growing marijuana
under the Contessa's palazzo.
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Marco is her godfather.
He was always going to find out.
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And now he wants a piece of it. Otherwise,
he's gonna rip it out of the ground.
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Hold on. Hold on.
We're spiraling here, Cico.
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You pushed us out of an aeroplane
without a parachute.
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You told us
you could keep Marco out of this.
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Where's our Mr. Consistent?
Where's our Mr. Reliable?
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It's Italy.
Everything is a surprise, all right?
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This is why you have me. Okay?
So I can stop the crisis.
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How much to stop the crisis?
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Like,
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forty a year?
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Forty what?
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Forty lira? Forty winks? Forty lashes?
Forty nights in the desert?
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Forty fucking what, Cico?
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Forty million euros, obviously.
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- Okay, that's it. We're off.
- Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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Okay. Fine. Obviously,
you know, 40 is unacceptable.
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- Mm.
- But this is why you pay me.
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I have a… a solution.
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Well, it's a pretty big
fucking problem, Francesco,
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so it better be a big fucking solution.
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Well, um, how familiar are you
with the works of Botticelli?
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A small picture of his
is coming up for sale
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at an auction house in London.
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- Marco is obsessed with his work.
- It's a punchy ask.
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Six million's not much
if it has the desired effect.
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Marco Moretti runs a serious organization.
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Extortion, kidnap, torture,
they're into all of it.
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And they've got heavyweight backing
from church and state.
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Look, I'm not questioning
the power of Marco Moretti.
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I understand the nuance and sophistication
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of buying a painting
by his favorite Renaissance artist.
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My question is whether or not Cico is
the most effective method to access him.
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I know you don't like him.
I like him even less than you do.
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But we've got to keep him on side.
At least in the short term.
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Anyway, you don't have to like
everyone you work with.
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I know who you do like.
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- What does that mean?
- It can mean whatever you want it to mean.
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Ten-minute warning,
everybody. Ten minutes.
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Thank you.
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Oh!
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Cico!
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Cico!
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Hold the line!
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Cico. Cico?
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Is he dead?
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Hm. He'll be all right.
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A partridge hit him on the head.
Doesn't usually kill 'em.
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"Usually"?
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Cico? Cico?
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The man's a buffoon.
We shouldn't be buying the art.
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If you're lucky,
he won't recover from the aerial assault.
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- Chicken tried to murder me.
- Focus on Lord Hawthorne.
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He's a cash-strapped lord
with a crumbling old pile.
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Shouldn't be too hard.
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Mm.
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I know I look like a useless old fruit,
but I do know when I'm being worked.
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The birds, the food, the Petrus.
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I get it.
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And I'm… …very grateful, Eddie.
Really, I am.
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But I… I know what you're up to.
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I'm being greased.
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I'm being lubed.
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In the hope that I might support
your efforts to become a hereditary peer.
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Well, you're an important man,
Lord Hawthorne.
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It's only fitting that you should receive
the appropriate embellishments.
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And I suppose the reason
you want this position
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is so that you can influence
a key piece of legislation
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proposing the decriminalization
of marijuana.
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Why would I care about that?
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I've no idea, Eddie.
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Whatever your reasons,
they are no concern of mine.
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No, what interests me is the number
you think I can be bought for,
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so let's not waste any more time.
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What number did you have in mind?
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He's a cash-strapped lord with a crumbling
old pile. Shouldn't be too hard.
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What are you thinking
of opening with? Two mil?
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Oh, God, no. Something like £100,000.
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Don't be ridiculous.
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£50,000?
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You'd be surprised what
political bureaucrats will do for cash.
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If you can pull that off,
next meal deal's on me.
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I am afraid that is
a little out of my league, Lord Hawthorne.
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Feel free to enjoy the rest of the Petrus.
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Thirty-five.
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Twenty-five.
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Thirty.
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For that, I need your endorsement
of my nomination as a hereditary peer,
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along with the support
of the crossbenchers,
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who will happily go along with you
if you ask them nicely,
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thus guaranteeing me a seat
in the House of Lords.
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Any further assistance I may need
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in terms of influencing
specific legislation,
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well, that will be negotiated
on a case-by-case basis.
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Well, that sounds reasonable.
21:32.438 --> 21:37.605
Oh, there is one other provision
that I'm afraid I must insist on.
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And what's that?
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Jack.
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Uh, Jack?
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Jack the loader.
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I'm interested in him.
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Right. Interested in him in what way?
21:52.771 --> 21:54.813
Anthropologically.
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He's a rare creature, Eddie,
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who seems to possess
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the wild vitality
of some long-forgotten primal man.
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Well, I'm sure something can be arranged.
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Hm.
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Good evening.
22:18.021 --> 22:21.105
I hope you've enjoyed your day's sport
at Halstead Manor.
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Today's bag, sir.
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120 partridge, two wood pigeon,
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and one Italian businessman.
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The bad news is,
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Your Lordship gets the wooden spoon
for 94 shots and not a lot of feather.
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I blame my instructor, Geoffrey.
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I will have a word with him myself, sir.
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The good news is,
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Her Ladyship has redeemed the family name.
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She shot ten birds on the bounce,
and best dressed in the field.
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- Hear, hear.
- Thank you.
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Your Grace, Your Ladyship,
ladies and gentlemen.
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- Thank you.
- Thank you.
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I wanted to propose, um, a toast to
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Eduardo, the most generous host.
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It's so incredible
to be invited over to England
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to share in your ancient tradition
and your inspirational visions
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for a brighter future.
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His Grace.
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Eddie.
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Hear, hear.
23:29.771 --> 23:31.105
- Right, shall we?
- Yes.
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Why didn't you drink?
23:35.271 --> 23:38.480
Ah. Not really the done thing
when it's about oneself, eh?
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We've already broken with custom.
23:40.188 --> 23:43.563
It's hardly the done thing to propose
a toast before we've even sat down.
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You think Cico's uncouth?
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Lord Hawthorne was merely,
um, highlighting the differences
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between Italian
and English tradition, right?
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He is uncouth.
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I think the gamekeeper got it wrong.
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If it was up to me, I would give you
the best dressed award.
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Cico's idea of class is giving me
a stripy lion for my birthday.
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- You mean a tiger?
- Whatever.
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- Sabrina, darling. Will you excuse me?
- Yes, of course.
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- Aisha, can you join me for something?
- Right behind you.
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Not having much luck
with the birds today, are you, Cico?
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- How did you two meet?
- At a party.
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He was selling cocaine.
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Well, at least that's not a cliché.
Were you buying?
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God, no.
24:27.855 --> 24:31.813
I know you think he's gauche and clumsy,
but he's ambitious.
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A trait I find attractive.
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Hm.
24:35.896 --> 24:38.480
The clumsiness of that ambition
is a work in progress though.
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You seem to elicit his insecurity,
and he can be volatile.
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What about you, Eddie?
What are your ambitions?
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Mine?
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Well, how do you know
I'm not a feckless aristocrat
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willing to live off his dwindling asset?
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'Cause there's nothing feckless
about you, Your Grace.
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Well, you give me
the benefit of the doubt.
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I do.
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Sorry, can I help you?
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I don't know.
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Can you?
25:35.105 --> 25:36.355
Are you lost?
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Yes. I think I'm in a dream.
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This is the most beautiful machine
I've ever seen.
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Well, then.
25:50.355 --> 25:52.063
Let me wake you up from this dream.
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Mm-hmm.
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- Darling.
- Darling.
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Bag, sir?
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Jolly kind of you, Mr. Lawrence.
Sorry I'm late.
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- Sorry for this ghastly attire.
- Mm.
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A couple of complications at work.
Have I missed my boy?
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I've literally just put him down.
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Come. Come, you must be famished.
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I'm not going anywhere until you tell me
who that wonderful vehicle belongs to.
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But after all that, it turned out
he was an erotic dancer from Corinth.
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I know who you are.
26:30.480 --> 26:32.855
Do you know how many bodies
of the Mark VI Drophead Coupé
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were actually built by Franay?
26:34.605 --> 26:36.271
Um, uh…
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- Not very many?
- Eighteen.
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How do you do, Lord Hawthorne?
I'm Nanny Asante.
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But you can call me Nanny.
26:43.646 --> 26:46.271
Your car is a jewel. An absolute jewel.
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Oh, thank you, Nanny.
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In which case,
you must take her for a spin tomorrow.
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I couldn't. I shouldn't.
26:54.563 --> 26:55.646
But I must.
26:57.646 --> 26:59.021
Where did you two meet?
26:59.771 --> 27:02.230
Nanny is a rather outstanding soldier.
27:02.313 --> 27:06.063
He was awarded the military cross
for his extraordinary bravery in combat.
27:06.146 --> 27:08.271
They met at
our Sandhurst Commissioners Ball.
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- Nanny and I were commissioned together.
- I was Eddie's date.
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The '95, sir. Your favorite.
27:15.521 --> 27:19.730
Thank you, Mr. Lawrence. Be a love
and also make sure the jacket is pressed.
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Very good.
27:21.188 --> 27:23.230
You should think about children, Edward.
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Don't want the estate to fall
into the hands of that brother of yours.
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- Where is he, by the way?
- Well, he's recuperating.
27:29.438 --> 27:31.438
Oh, what was the poison?
27:32.063 --> 27:35.355
Ah, too many and too varied
to discuss at dinner, I'm afraid.
27:46.605 --> 27:49.646
Well, people think
that he just looks after the horses.
27:49.730 --> 27:54.521
But in actual fact, the King's Equerry
is the aide-de-camp to the sovereign.
27:55.105 --> 27:58.730
Nanny is basically
the King of England's right-hand man.
27:58.813 --> 28:00.855
Don't tell my boss.
He'll try and poach him.
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Anything the English king likes, he wants.
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Well, I'm sure they'd get on like--
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Wine. Wine, wine, wine.
28:12.771 --> 28:16.230
Can I offer you a new glass?
It's a new wine. We're on to the Mouton.
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- And I was…
- Right.
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- What happened to the Masseto?
- I'm afraid it's finished. It's a 1989.
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Ah.
28:23.730 --> 28:28.896
Yes. It's not at all musty,
if that's what you're worried about.
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Right.
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The wine is corked.
29:08.730 --> 29:09.771
Mr. Lawrence.
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Do you know,
29:12.146 --> 29:16.813
my father-in-law, he once sent back
six bottles on the spin.
29:16.896 --> 29:22.438
But it turned out that he'd had a stroke
and he'd lost all sense of taste.
29:22.521 --> 29:25.188
Well, it did come back
a couple of days later,
29:25.271 --> 29:29.063
but it was £20,000
straight down the toilette.
29:30.438 --> 29:33.438
Maybe you've had a stroke, Cico.
How about that?
29:33.938 --> 29:34.938
You're right.
29:36.271 --> 29:37.355
The wine is corked.
29:39.563 --> 29:41.438
Would you care to select another with me?
29:45.105 --> 29:47.396
There's no Italian wine here.
29:48.688 --> 29:52.146
Well, I can ask them to send up
a bottle of Barolo Riserva, if you like.
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Unless you think
it might be a little, uh, rich.
29:57.313 --> 29:59.188
You don't like Italian wine, huh?
29:59.271 --> 30:02.021
On the contrary.
I thought the Masseto held its own.
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But you pulled your face just then
when you said "rich."
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It's like Italian wine isn't as good
as French or something like that.
30:07.855 --> 30:10.813
French wine is
generally superior to Italian.
30:11.313 --> 30:12.771
Italians attempt to ape
30:12.855 --> 30:15.855
what the French have been doing superbly
for the last 800 years.
30:17.313 --> 30:18.188
"Ape"?
30:20.438 --> 30:21.605
Like a monkey?
30:22.521 --> 30:25.480
So, you think
Barola Riserva is a monkey wine?
30:25.980 --> 30:27.188
Well, I didn't say that.
30:27.271 --> 30:29.605
I'm sorry, my friend,
but that's what you said.
30:29.688 --> 30:35.938
You think Italian wine is inferior
and it's only fit to be drunk by monkeys.
30:36.813 --> 30:38.313
Well, maybe you have a point.
30:38.396 --> 30:41.521
All I'm saying is,
Italians invented the wine.
30:42.105 --> 30:45.021
The French were sucking off their donkeys
30:45.105 --> 30:48.646
when the Romans came and taught them
the process of the winemaking.
30:48.730 --> 30:52.855
The French would be drinking
their own piss if it wasn't for us.
30:54.146 --> 30:55.230
Delightful.
30:56.355 --> 30:58.230
The wine wasn't corked, Cico.
31:00.355 --> 31:02.855
It was the best wine of the evening,
and you know it.
31:02.938 --> 31:06.313
- Are you questioning my judgment?
- Yes, I am.
31:07.438 --> 31:08.521
The wine wasn't corked.
31:08.605 --> 31:11.771
If I say it's corked, then it's corked.
31:12.855 --> 31:17.771
I'm Italian, and I can trace my bloodline
back until the time of Michelangelo.
31:19.230 --> 31:22.521
So again, are you questioning my judgment?
31:22.605 --> 31:24.396
Your judgment's hardly watertight.
31:24.480 --> 31:27.980
You bought your girlfriend a pet tiger
for her birthday.
31:28.063 --> 31:31.355
And I wouldn't play the antiquity
of the bloodline game if I were you.
31:32.230 --> 31:34.063
And now I have a blood of a peasant?
31:35.730 --> 31:37.063
Oh, Cico,
31:37.730 --> 31:43.188
if you were a peasant or an aristocrat,
you'd be something, but you're neither.
31:44.063 --> 31:46.896
You were born
out of the morass of mediocrity.
31:47.396 --> 31:50.313
You are the witless son
of a used car dealer
31:50.396 --> 31:55.480
who made his money
selling Fiat 500s in suburban Turin.
32:28.396 --> 32:31.271
Oh, my son Tim Was a bosun's mate
32:31.355 --> 32:35.313
He could blow the whistle
But he never ran a rate
32:35.813 --> 32:38.313
When the thought of his mother
Came into his head
32:38.396 --> 32:42.063
You couldn't understand one word he said
With your too-ri-ra
32:42.646 --> 32:45.605
Fol-the-da, whack fol-the-doodle
32:46.730 --> 32:49.063
Well, up comes Tim without any legs
32:49.146 --> 32:53.271
And in their place
He had two wooden pegs
32:53.855 --> 32:56.438
Well, was it walking across the sea
32:56.521 --> 32:58.438
Wore your two fine legs
From the knees away?
32:58.521 --> 33:01.730
With your too-ri-ra
Fol-the-da, whack…
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Duke's here.
33:06.896 --> 33:08.896
When you put the birds
in Lord Hawthorne's car,
33:08.980 --> 33:10.813
make sure he gets the brace of grays.
33:11.355 --> 33:12.646
And add this too.
33:13.230 --> 33:14.938
Double magnum of Petrus?
33:15.021 --> 33:16.438
That should do the trick.
33:16.521 --> 33:17.896
I'll do it straight away.
33:18.646 --> 33:19.980
In your own time, Geoff.
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When I left my two fine legs behind
33:25.896 --> 33:27.146
When up came a bloody great…
33:27.230 --> 33:29.480
Straighten things out with the Italian?
33:29.563 --> 33:30.896
Man's a disaster, Susie.
33:31.396 --> 33:33.396
- And I smell a rat with the Botticelli.
- Hm.
33:33.480 --> 33:36.688
We've only got his word that
that missile will reach its destination.
33:36.771 --> 33:40.855
I know you don't wanna buy the Botticelli.
Either way, we need to speak to my father.
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Hm.
33:42.938 --> 33:44.813
Get anywhere with Lord Hawthorne?
33:46.396 --> 33:49.230
- Well, we have a number.
- Do I owe you a Happy Meal?
33:49.938 --> 33:51.730
But there's a small caveat.
33:52.313 --> 33:53.355
- Caveat?
- Hm.
33:53.855 --> 33:55.980
He's taken an interest in Jack.
33:56.563 --> 33:58.521
Right, what sort of interest?
33:58.605 --> 34:00.021
An anthropological one.
34:00.896 --> 34:02.146
What does that mean?
34:02.230 --> 34:03.063
Well,
34:04.063 --> 34:07.396
he wants to, uh, take him for dinner,
maybe to the opera,
34:07.480 --> 34:09.563
and then, uh, you know,
34:10.063 --> 34:11.438
wank him off a bit.
34:11.521 --> 34:12.730
Hm.
34:13.896 --> 34:15.355
That shouldn't be a problem.
34:15.438 --> 34:17.188
I'll leave it to you to tell my father
34:17.271 --> 34:19.688
that his son needs to bring
a peer of the realm to orgasm.
34:21.688 --> 34:23.021
You leave it with me.
34:24.105 --> 34:29.896
Fol-the-doodle, fol-the-di-dum
34:31.480 --> 34:34.063
You ever heard of the myth of the Bannik?
34:35.146 --> 34:35.980
Yeah.
34:37.063 --> 34:38.230
The shapeshifting spirit
34:38.313 --> 34:42.105
that supposedly frequented
the steam rooms of Northern Europe.
34:42.188 --> 34:45.730
The story goes that your Bannik,
well, he's a…
34:46.563 --> 34:49.313
he's a mischievous kind of spirit.
34:50.480 --> 34:57.396
Sometimes he appears as a naked little man
stroking his beard, smoking a pipe.
34:57.896 --> 35:00.146
But you be careful
35:00.230 --> 35:03.521
that you don't invite in
other kinds of spirits.
35:04.188 --> 35:09.313
If you're asking his advice, you gotta
make sure you pay him his due.
35:09.396 --> 35:11.146
Otherwise, uh,
35:11.646 --> 35:13.730
he can get up to all sorts of mischief.
35:14.938 --> 35:16.230
Fortunately,
35:17.188 --> 35:18.313
there are
35:19.313 --> 35:22.938
other rituals that you can use
that appease the Bannik.
35:23.021 --> 35:25.646
Now, these rituals range from
35:26.146 --> 35:28.230
smothering a black-feathered chicken
35:28.313 --> 35:31.813
and burying his unplucked corpse
under your steam house,
35:31.896 --> 35:33.480
or you can just
35:34.146 --> 35:37.813
offer him a fir branch
when you've finished your steam
35:38.396 --> 35:39.938
and say thank you.
35:40.605 --> 35:42.980
But you gotta be sure you pay him.
35:43.980 --> 35:47.271
Now, your Bannik, he does have his uses.
35:47.355 --> 35:48.813
And what would those be, Father?
35:48.896 --> 35:51.105
Well, he can see into the future.
35:53.855 --> 35:55.271
I'll show you how to do it.
35:56.646 --> 35:57.688
Oh.
35:57.771 --> 36:00.271
Now, you stand
with your back to the furnace,
36:00.355 --> 36:03.105
which you leave half open.
36:03.771 --> 36:07.563
Now, you ask the Bannik a question,
any question you want,
36:07.646 --> 36:13.105
but the Bannik,
he won't answer you directly, you see.
36:13.188 --> 36:15.813
He can't talk. He can only touch.
36:16.688 --> 36:18.146
Now, if it's a good omen,
36:18.230 --> 36:22.021
you'll feel his little hand
pat you on the back.
36:22.688 --> 36:24.521
But if it's a bad one, well,
36:25.021 --> 36:28.021
he'll scratch you
with his sharp little claws.
36:30.605 --> 36:32.438
And what question did you ask him, then?
36:32.521 --> 36:37.605
I asked him about the emergence
of the Mafia boss, Marco Moretti,
36:37.688 --> 36:39.771
and this business about the picture.
36:39.855 --> 36:43.521
Right. And what exactly
did this Bannik say, then, Bobby?
36:45.646 --> 36:48.605
Do I buy the Botticelli for Marco Moretti?
36:55.105 --> 36:58.855
The Bannik gave my back
a lovely little fucking rub.
36:59.563 --> 37:02.730
- Hm.
- You ought to buy him that picture.
37:02.813 --> 37:04.105
Well, my concern is,
37:04.188 --> 37:08.355
despite our early success
that we've enjoyed in Italy,
37:08.438 --> 37:11.188
Cico, he remains sloppy and unreliable.
37:11.813 --> 37:15.105
But if he smooths out
the business with Moretti,
37:15.188 --> 37:17.063
then he's getting the job done.
37:17.146 --> 37:19.521
Buy him the fucking picture!
37:20.105 --> 37:22.813
The Bannik has spoken, okay?
37:24.313 --> 37:25.813
Loud and clear.
37:25.896 --> 37:28.396
Right, let's have a little coffee break.
37:35.605 --> 37:36.938
- Georgie?
- Yes, guv'nor?
37:37.021 --> 37:40.730
Do me a piccolo espresso from
the Marzocco. Sling it in the hot room.
37:40.813 --> 37:43.146
- Leave it with me. It's in the post, boss.
- Lovely.
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Now, I know you've got
your reservations about Cico,
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but he's boots on the ground.
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I want you to work with him on this.
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- Sure thing, Dad. No sweat.
- Mm-hmm.
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So, how's the old plan going,
getting the Duke into the House of Lords?
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Once we've resolved the Jack
and Lord Hawthorne sitch…
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We're confident
we're gonna work it through.
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He's the right person to talk to.
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Well, that's good.
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'Cause I need you in there.
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We're killing this bill.
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No ifs or buts.
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Right, well,
I'm fucking freezing out here.
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I'm gonna go in
and have my piccolo espresso.
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- You keep me informed.
- Of course.
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Love you, babe.
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He's getting worse, Susan.
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No. He's just winding you up. Bit of fun.
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He's making decisions based
on the advice of a mythical creature.
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Like I said, fun.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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a very warm welcome to Beaumont's
for today's auction,
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led, of course, by a very special piece
by a true master,
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Botticelli's Virgin and Child Enthroned.
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Previous owners include
Philip II of Spain,
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the Duke of Orleans, and Louis XV.
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- It's currently owned by an anonymous…
- Susie!
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I haven't seen you in ages.
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Afternoon, Joseph.
It has been a while. Um, this is Eddie.
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- Joe Green.
- Pleased to meet you.
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- Art world, is it?
- Well, today it is.
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- What brings you to Inglaterra?
- Selling a couple of pictures.
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- Didn't know you were a collector.
- Easy way to move money.
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That's how it started,
and now I've got a taste for it.
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I hope we're not gonna be
bidding against you for the Botticelli.
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Oh, no. No fear there.
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I'm not really an early Renaissance man.
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- Right.
- How's your brother?
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- Good. He's outside. You should say hello.
- Oh, yeah, I'll do that.
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And your dad?
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Six years into a ten-stretch.
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It looks like they'll be letting him out
on good behavior.
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Bit strong for the puff game, innit?
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It weren't the puff that cuffed him.
Tax returns.
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Gets the best of them.
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- Make sure you give him my best.
- Mm.
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You still on the same number?
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Well, call and find out.
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Yeah, I might do that.
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Might look forward to it.
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Edward.
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Well, that was, uh, emotional.
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What?
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Well, clearly some history, I assume.
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- We don't need to go there.
- Now I'm definitely gonna go there.
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- A very handsome young man.
- We can stop talking about this now.
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- So, does he have a big cock?
- Eddie!
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If everyone is ready,
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we will start bidding
for the marvelous Botticelli,
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shown here on my left,
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the Virgin and Child Enthroned.
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Right, ladies and gentlemen,
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we'll start the bidding here today
at £2,000,000.
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I think he is interested in you.
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- £2,000,000. Thank you.
- Move on.
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- Two million five.
- Sexually.
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- That's enough.
- Two million five. Thank you.
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£3,000,000?
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- He's definitely gonna call.
- I said that's enough.
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Well, it might do you some good.
Must have been a while.
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Don't worry about me. I do just fine.
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- I think there's some chemistry there.
- Oh.
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£4,000,000. Thank you, sir. At £4,000,000.
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- Four million five. Thank you, madam.
- Jealous?
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- At four million five.
- You get in there, girl.
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Five million in the front.
With you, madam. At five million five.
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Any advance?
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£6,000,000.
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£6,000,000.
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Six million.
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Temperature's rising, Susan.
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I know exactly what's happening
to the temperature.
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Seven million.
With you, madam, at seven million.
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This is your show. I'm happy to back you.
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- Thank you.
- £9,000,000 now.
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I hope you're not just indulging
your competitive spirit here.
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Nine million. With you, madam, at nine.
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- Ten million, sir.
- For fuck's sake!
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At ten million.
Back with you, madam, at ten.
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- You're under the spell, Susie.
- 11 million. Thank you.
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You're not helping.
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£11,000,000 is the bid.
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£12,000,000. Thank you.
£12,000,000 we have.
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At £12,000.000.
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Do I hear 13?
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£13,000.000. Thank you.
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With you at 13 million. Against you, sir.
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- Here we go.
- 13 million is the bid.
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With you, madam, at 13. Do I hear 14?
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Dad, it's already at 13.
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Well, I need you to buy that picture.
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We need the Italians on board.
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And if it's a masterpiece they want,
then get it.
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- £14,000,000? 14 million.
- It was supposed to cost six.
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I don't even know
why we're having this conversation.
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The Bannik said buy it.
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- Christ!
- Dad, it's now at 14.
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- Susie.
- I'm just trying to relax.
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Now I'm all stressed out.
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Buy the fucking picture!
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- It's on 14 million.
- Cunts!
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- I thought it was six.
- We're getting the picture.
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15 million. Thank you.
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- At 15 million. Any advance on--
- Fifteen five.
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- 15,500,000. Thank you, sir.
- Susie, don't take the bait.
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With you.
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- Do I hear 16?
- Susan.
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It's going once.
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It's going twice.
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Susan.
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£16,000,000 for the Botticelli.
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Sixteen five, sir?
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Fair warning now. At £16,000.000.
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Sold at 16 million to the lady.
Thank you very much, madam.
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Well, that went well.
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I know it's a big ask, but I need you
to not be such a cunt about it right now.
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Eddie. Good news?
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We got the painting as agreed.
We want to give it to Marco in person.
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Marco is a busy guy.
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It's just like trying to get
a meeting with the pope.
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Cico, we just spent £16,000,000
on a painting that should have cost six.
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Get us the fucking meeting.
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Yep, right. Okay, okay, okay.
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I'll talk to him, okay?
I'll come back to you.
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Yeah, make sure it happens.
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- Susie!
- Fuck!
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Oh, my son Tim was a bosun's mate
He could blow the whistle…
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Jack! Painting!
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Fuck me!
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Jack, get in the fucking car!
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- Fuck!
- Get in!
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With your too-ri-ra
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Fol-the-da
Whack-fol-the-doodle, fol-the-di-dum…
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Fuck off!
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Go, go, go! Fuck!
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Oh, were you drunk or were you blind…
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Put your earpiece in, Jack.
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…two fine legs behind?
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Ochone, mavrone
But you were a silly youth…
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We can't afford
to lose that bloody picture, Geoffrey.
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With your too-ri-ra
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Fol-the-da
Whack-fol-the-doodle, fol-the-di-dum…
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Take the south stairs,
see if you can steal a yard on 'em.
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Buchanan Street.
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They're heading for Buchanan Street.
Take a right, see if we can cut 'em off.
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I was neither drunk nor neither blind
When I left my two fine legs behind…
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Fuck off!
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Sharp left, Eddie.
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One down!
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Fol-the-da
Whack-fol-the-doodle, fol-the-di-dum…
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Take a left. Cut down Lower Robert Street.
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Hurry up, Jack.
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There's a rat run coming up on your right.
Might be able to cut 'em off.
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Now I'll cross the raging main
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To Napoleon Bonaparte
And the Queen of Spain…
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Two down, two to go.
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They took away the legs
Of a child of mine
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With a too-ri-ra
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Fol-the-da
Whack-fol-the-doodle, fol-the-di-dum…
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Got every one,
except the one with the fucking painting!
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Over here!
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You've got ten seconds
to give me a name I'm happy with.
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Or what?
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What you gonna do?
Suck my dick, you posh cunt.
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Wait, what you… Fuck you!
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Yeah. You suck my dick, you cheeky cunt.
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Tell you what, why don't you write down
a name we're all happy with,
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and no one has to suck anyone's dick?
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Spelling's atrocious. Is that a P or a B?
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- B…
- I'm guessing it's…
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Robert Brooks?
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Excuse… Excuse me?
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Famous art dealer?
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- Uh, yes, that's me.
- Can I have a word?
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We know you hired a couple of hood rats
to steal the painting.
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I'm an art dealer.
I'm not a super villain.
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What I don't understand is,
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if you were planning
on stealing the picture,
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why bother pushing the price up?
46:25.938 --> 46:28.146
I swear to you,
I wasn't pushing the price up.
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I was working
on behalf of a certified buyer.
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- All right, sis?
- Jack.
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Who's he?
46:37.938 --> 46:39.646
I said who's he?
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Can I have a word?
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- What the fuck is he doing here?
- Don't blame me.
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It was the Duke that asked for him.
Anyway, you wanted a result, didn't you?
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I wanted results.
I didn't want a mangled corpse.
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Last time that man punched
someone in the liver, they died.
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You want me to introduce him
to Organ John?
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We're just discussing it, darling.
47:15.355 --> 47:16.855
Would you like to meet Organ John?
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I don't know. Who's Organ John?
47:21.605 --> 47:23.605
Organ John is Organ John.
47:23.688 --> 47:26.438
You see, John likes to refer to himself
in the third person,
47:26.521 --> 47:29.855
and I'll let you do the math
as to why we call him Organ John.
47:30.438 --> 47:32.188
In short, John is good at getting results.
47:32.271 --> 47:33.563
Who the fuck is Organ John?
47:37.021 --> 47:38.521
I'm gonna be straight with you.
47:38.605 --> 47:42.730
John's more of a terminal solution
to a temporary problem.
47:45.021 --> 47:48.355
One shot from him, and you'll be drowning.
But from the inside.
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Which will give us plenty of time to get
the information from you that we need.
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No one likes to see
someone leave this world
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in such an inelegant fashion.
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Fuck it! Fuck it, fuck it!
48:04.771 --> 48:08.688
It wasn't my idea. I just…
I was just doing a favor for a friend.
48:09.271 --> 48:10.938
And who would that friend be, Robert?
48:13.646 --> 48:14.855
What's his name?
48:14.938 --> 48:16.521
Oh. Flash Italian.
48:18.813 --> 48:20.230
Goes by the name of Gino de Bambi.
48:25.188 --> 48:29.313
By any wild stretch of the imagination,
this wouldn't be Gino de Bambi, would it?
48:29.396 --> 48:32.480
Yeah, that's him.
That's him. Gino de Bambi.
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Hello?
49:32.188 --> 49:34.105
Mm. When in Lake Maggiore…
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- Quite the view.
- Mm.
49:40.313 --> 49:42.313
Don't wanna mix
business with pleasure, captain.
49:42.396 --> 49:45.146
Oh, no.
I was simply admiring the panorama.
49:45.230 --> 49:47.896
No, you were picturing
what it would be like
49:47.980 --> 49:50.646
to have breakfast here after a night
of passion with the countessa.
49:51.938 --> 49:54.605
Tell me, what do you like? Fleur de Mer?
49:55.313 --> 49:57.938
Matching set? Dark red?
49:58.021 --> 49:59.605
Or maybe cream and white?
50:00.105 --> 50:02.396
Actually, I was thinking
something more ambitious.
50:02.480 --> 50:04.855
La Perla. Black. Peignoir.
50:05.355 --> 50:07.813
Classical silk.
Diaphanous in presentation.
50:08.980 --> 50:12.771
- Certainly very specific, Edward.
- Well, I have a particular palate, Susan.
50:12.855 --> 50:14.896
How do you ensure
that palate is fulfilled?
50:14.980 --> 50:17.313
Well, I'm a captain.
50:17.396 --> 50:18.855
I'm used to giving orders.
50:19.938 --> 50:23.313
I bet she'll be receptive
and prepared to follow those orders.
50:26.396 --> 50:27.480
Incoming, Your Grace.
50:30.188 --> 50:31.021
Eddie.
50:31.855 --> 50:33.355
- Buongiorno.
- Buongiorno. Susie.
50:34.188 --> 50:36.813
I'm apologizing for my timekeeping.
50:37.480 --> 50:41.313
But I trust, um…
my staff looked after you?
50:41.896 --> 50:43.980
They looked after us very well.
Thank you, Cico.
50:44.063 --> 50:46.188
Where is your glamorous girlfriend, Bella?
50:46.271 --> 50:50.980
Ah, tonight she's in Monte Carlo.
Tomorrow she's gonna fly to Paris.
50:51.063 --> 50:53.105
You know, the hostess who's never home.
50:53.188 --> 50:56.438
And where, may we ask,
is, uh, Mr. Moretti?
50:57.521 --> 51:00.146
You know, Eddie, he's not gonna make it.
51:00.230 --> 51:02.688
- Just like my girlfriend, he's also busy.
- Ah.
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Wasn't the most straightforward
of operations.
51:05.355 --> 51:06.938
There's the fruits of our labor.
51:07.021 --> 51:10.063
It's going to be money well spent,
trust me. Marco's gonna love it.
51:10.813 --> 51:13.230
Only last night he told me
how much he loves that Botticelli.
51:13.896 --> 51:16.813
He'd heard about the sale
and regrets he didn't buy it.
51:17.563 --> 51:21.188
Good. Just a shame
that he can't be here himself.
51:21.271 --> 51:22.105
I know.
51:22.605 --> 51:25.313
But, um, Eddie, my friend, look.
51:26.063 --> 51:29.813
If you want,
you can always leave the picture here.
51:29.896 --> 51:31.480
I'll make sure he gets your elegant gift.
51:31.563 --> 51:33.605
I think we'd rather
give it to Marco ourselves.
51:33.688 --> 51:35.313
Since we've paid so much.
51:36.188 --> 51:38.105
Well, he's a busy man.
51:38.646 --> 51:42.271
You know, I know how to use
the right words with him.
51:42.355 --> 51:44.563
Choose the right moment.
51:44.646 --> 51:47.771
And his legs will open
like the parting of the Red Sea.
51:50.146 --> 51:52.896
You never invited him here
in the first place, did you, Cico?
51:52.980 --> 51:56.146
Or do you prefer
to be called Gino de Bambi?
52:02.396 --> 52:05.605
I, uh… I… I'm so sorry, but is there
a problem here or something?
52:05.688 --> 52:07.563
Yes, there is a problem.
52:08.480 --> 52:09.896
We know the picture's yours.
52:09.980 --> 52:12.605
We know the price
was artificially inflated on your side.
52:12.688 --> 52:15.396
And that you hired kids
to try and nick it once we'd bought it
52:15.480 --> 52:18.188
so we'd never get the chance
to give it to Marco ourselves.
52:18.271 --> 52:22.646
Fortunately, your subcontractors ended up
being as unreliable as you are.
52:22.730 --> 52:26.605
They did that because
the entire enterprise is invention.
52:26.688 --> 52:31.271
So, where would you like to go
from here, Cico?
52:35.605 --> 52:36.480
Okay.
52:41.980 --> 52:44.938
You think you can tell me what to do?
52:45.021 --> 52:46.855
A couple of salad sellers?
52:47.563 --> 52:48.813
You wanna take me on?
52:48.896 --> 52:50.896
You wanna take the fucking Mafia on?
52:51.896 --> 52:55.396
Why don't we ask Marco
what exactly you do for the Mafia?
52:55.480 --> 52:57.688
And how are we going to do that, Eddie?
52:58.980 --> 53:01.396
Well, we're gonna ask him ourselves.
53:01.480 --> 53:03.980
I think that's him right now, isn't it?
53:04.063 --> 53:05.521
- Believe so.
- Mm.
53:07.355 --> 53:11.813
You see, because you didn't call him,
we did. And we brought him up to speed.
53:11.896 --> 53:15.521
And you're right.
He's very excited about the painting.
53:16.646 --> 53:18.188
First he'd heard of it, apparently.
53:21.813 --> 53:22.688
Fuck.
53:35.313 --> 53:39.771
Quiet. Be quiet now.
Uh, the grown-ups are talking now.
53:48.646 --> 53:51.355
Eddie, nice to meet you.
Thank you for your call.
53:51.438 --> 53:53.396
I'm sorry we are meeting like this.
53:53.480 --> 53:57.813
How should we resolve this situation?
53:57.896 --> 53:59.063
Mr. Moretti,
53:59.730 --> 54:01.938
this is your country, your rules.
54:02.021 --> 54:06.271
And I'm confident that you are best placed
to decide the appropriate outcome.
54:08.646 --> 54:10.771
But in my experience, uh,
54:10.855 --> 54:15.105
kindness is always mistaken for weakness.
54:17.563 --> 54:20.146
Cico, you are a snake.
54:20.730 --> 54:23.521
Pretty to look at. Dirty to touch.
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It hurts me
because it will hurt my goddaughter.
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And I think you don't know
where is your place in the food chain.
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So,
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I will show you.
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Cico was always a… a messy guy.
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Maybe this is the fitting end for him.
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So moving forward,
we could, uh, come to an understanding.
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- You appreciate that, don't you?
- Of course.
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This operation you have set up
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within the grounds
of my goddaughter's estate, eh,
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if I well understand,
there are others like it?
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Well, as it happens,
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we are keen to set up
further operations in the south,
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in the fullness of time,
with someone that we, uh, could rely upon.
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Oof. We could help a lot in the south.
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How about five million a month
for your protection and support?
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Thank you.
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Enzo!
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Fifteen.
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Seven and a half.
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Ten.
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Can he be trusted?
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I look forward to doing business.
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Can the Duke be trusted?
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Enzo!
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Right.