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Dorset Hall was bought
by the fourth Lord Bassington in 1802
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for the princely sum of £3,000.
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The eighth Lord Bassington
still resides here.
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It's only with his kind permission
that we're able to visit today.
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So... follow me.
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The house is famed for
its extensive collection of antiquities,
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which led Lord Byron to quip
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that it made the British Museum
look like a knickknack shop.
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Highlights include
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the priceless collection
of ivory chess pieces
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that date back to the Byzantine era,
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an ancient Egyptian sarcophagus, and--
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And the, uh, sacred headdress
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of the Aboriginal tribe
known as the Waka Waka.
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Clear off!
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I'll have no lizards in my house!
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You hear me?
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No fucking lizards...
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You know what it is, James?
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I'm angry. I'll tell you
what really champs my giblets.
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I should be an asset to them.
They should want me around. I'm smart.
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I'm a smart guy. I've got grades. It's...
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It blows my mind, man.
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I screw up one time...
maybe a couple, two, three times,
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all of a sudden, I'm persona non gratis,
not wanted, en voyage.
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It's... it's insane.
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- It's ridiculous, is what it is, James.
- Freddy?
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Just chill out, man.
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Maybe I don't wanna chill out, James.
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Maybe... maybe I need to get out of here.
What do you say? You and me.
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I can't, bruv.
I've gotta meet someone.
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Or more like something. Something special.
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You know what?
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- Oh, whoa! What are you doing? Freddy!
- I'm staying right here.
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Oorah!
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Freddy!
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Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
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As part of a general push
to increase productivity,
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we've decided to expand our operation
on your estate.
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The new weed farm would be underground,
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but we'd be using the stables for access
and somewhere to keep the gennies.
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No, Susie. It's not happening.
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We agreed to move out on the proviso
that you'd help us make more money.
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So while we await a detailed breakdown
of your new business plan,
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I am simply cracking on.
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Do it somewhere else.
Do it on one of your many other holdings.
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What I do with other properties
in my portfolio
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isn't something you should worry about.
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What I'm worried about is the fact
that we agreed a timeline for your exit,
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and now you're talking about
expanding your operation on my estate.
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Freddy's gone fishing.
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- Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
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Great. Stay in touch.
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Not the stables, darling.
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They're of significant
historical importance.
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Mother, Anne Boleyn
didn't change her horses there
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on her way to visit Henry VIII.
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By the time they were built, she'd been
a headless corpse for 300 years.
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- Well, they may have been updated.
- It doesn't matter.
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I'm not gonna let them
expand their operation on the grounds.
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Would you like me
to have a word with Susie Glass?
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You know I can be quite persuasive
when I need to be.
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No, Mother. I don't want you
getting involved with these people.
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I've seen the effect it's had on Freddy.
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Yes, and the sooner
you get rid of them, the better.
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I just need to figure out a way
of making them more money
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with a little less fuss.
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Now, come on.
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Nothing like a good funeral
to put things in perspective.
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Let not your hearts be troubled.
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Believe in God, believe also in me.
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In my Father's house are many rooms.
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If it were not so, I would have told you.
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I go to prepare a place for you.
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And if I go and prepare a place for you...
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What's with the window?
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Oh, it was in his will.
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Apparently, he wanted
to be buried standing up,
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sticking out of the ground,
so he could have a view of the house.
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Well, that's unpleasant.
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Oh, that's the son there, Max.
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Hmm.
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He was one of Freddy's
acting chums from Durham.
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If you think you've seen him before,
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he did an advert for shampoo
that was everywhere.
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No man cometh unto the Father,
but by me.
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If ye had known me,
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ye should have known my Father...
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He's going to inherit the entire estate?
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Yes.
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The house, the debts,
the financial burden.
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You two have a lot in common
in that respect.
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Hello, Rosie.
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How's your tummy?
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- My tummy's fine. Thank you for asking.
- You ought to be more careful.
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I might not be around
to help you next time.
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Hopefully, there won't be a next time.
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How's your American friend?
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You're not jealous, are you?
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A little protective, perhaps.
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Well, that's very sweet of you.
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- But I can look after myself.
- Oh, I'm sure you can.
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But I'd be wary of Mr. Johnston.
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Behind the air of pomposity,
there's a man you don't wanna fuck with.
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Speak for yourself, Eddie.
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How well do you know the son?
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Oh, Max?
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He's rather lovely.
He's your classic struggling artist.
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Just a little too desperate
to be discovered.
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Ever since his father died,
he's been like a bird with a broken wing.
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Would you introduce me?
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You're up to something, Eddie.
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Never.
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I remember Freddy.
The year above me at Durham.
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He was a bloody good Demetrius.
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Midsummer Night's Dream. I was Lysander.
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He should have stuck at it.
Seriously, he could've walked into RADA.
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Oh, Freddy has many talents,
but sticking isn't one of them.
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I heard you've been getting a lot of work.
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Oh, I can't complain.
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Acting is like any great art form.
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It's the paradoxical reconciliation
of our dualistic identities
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to recognize ironic beauty
concealed within the malign.
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Though there's easier ways
of making a living, God knows.
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Max, darling, you have my sympathies.
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Now I must go and rescue my mother.
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I wanted to offer my condolences.
I recently lost my own father.
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- A right kick in the balls, isn't it?
- Certainly.
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Then add to that the inheritance tax,
which is ludicrous.
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When I found out the running costs,
I thought they were fucking joking.
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Could've been the same for me.
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Fortunately,
my father made... certain provisions.
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You know, uh,
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it may be worth
you and I sitting down, actually.
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There's a small business opportunity
that... might be of help to you.
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Supply a product
that is highly profitable,
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totally unregulated,
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inherently benign, and incredibly popular.
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I'm warming to this, Eddie. I really am.
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It's the kind of risk-reward relationship
I could get on board with.
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Free market, fucking great.
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Lack of regulation, check.
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No taxation? Yeah, baby.
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Smidge of illegality?
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Yeah, well, no business plan's perfect.
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There is, however, one tiny little
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reputational obstacle
that we need to navigate
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before we could proceed,
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and it's... it's slightly delicate.
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Well, I can be extremely discreet
if necessary.
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You must remember, your father and mine,
they used to fish for salmon on the Spey.
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That's right.
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And that matters,
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particularly as it's my father
who's the cause
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of this specific challenge.
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I have in my possession
a series of documents
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detailing the purchase
of a particularly salacious artifact.
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If these documents
were ever to come to light,
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they would cause considerable scandal.
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In return for £500,000,
I will hand them over to you.
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If not, I will be forced
to pass them on to the nation's press.
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Do not make the mistake
of underestimating me.
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Can't you just ignore it?
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Your father clearly had some demons.
Whatever he did dies with him.
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I'm about to have a second audition
for a role in a major Hollywood movie.
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But, as you can see,
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any kind of hoo-ha is gonna
seriously torpedo my chances.
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You've clearly got some... connections,
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and I imagine they would come replete
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with the necessary skill set
to deal with this situation.
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Here's how I see it going.
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You make contact with the blackmailer.
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You bring them, and whatever
evidence they have, back here,
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I'll take a look,
make sure it's the real deal, destroy it,
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and then... you can help me convince them
never to darken my door again.
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There is, um, one more thing
I would, uh, just ask, Eddie.
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When you lay your hands on the file,
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I'd really appreciate it
if you didn't look inside.
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Whatever secrets my father had,
I'd appreciate it if they stayed secret.
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A matter of respect for the deceased.
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Whatever is in the file
is none of my concern.
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Your father's secrets will remain secret.
You have my word.
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But let's be clear.
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If I do this for you,
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then we have an agreement.
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If you can make this problem go away,
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you and your criminal associates
can turn this place
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into the Hanging Gardens
of the Original Rude Boy Ganja Man
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for all I care.
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Uh...
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I, um...
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I... I thought
you might like some refreshment.
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That's very kind, Your Grace.
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- Two sugars, if memory serves?
- Absolutely.
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You seem to have worked wonders
with that dog.
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She's a wonderful dog.
Pleasure to have around.
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I'm sure Eddie's very appreciative.
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It's not like he hasn't got enough
to contend with right now.
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I wonder if we could be
of some assistance to him.
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Come on, Geoff.
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What have you got up your sleeve?
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What if we could find
an alternative venue for their activities?
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I'm sure you've been acquainted
with Mr. Rokes
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from Green River Farm next door.
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The sheep farmer? What are you saying?
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Well, sheep need a lot of land to graze.
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And lamb's
not turning a profit these days.
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He's broke?
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Mr. Rokes is being investigated for fraud
by the Ministry of Agriculture.
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So he's not just broke.
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He's as bent as a barbed wire fence.
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There's a sheep auction today,
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and I'm pretty sure
Mr. Rokes will be in attendance.
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You sly old fox.
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Plants are actually
a lot more like humans
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than people tend to think.
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They breathe.
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They're territorial.
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They communicate with each other.
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How come you know
so much about plants?
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It's what I do, I guess.
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- I'm like a botanist.
- Oh, no way.
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My granddad used to run a nursery.
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Flowers, not kids.
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I like flowers.
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Hmm.
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I'd love to see your plants one day.
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Oh.
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That's a bit of a tricky one.
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Where I work is sort of like a...
restricted access area sort of thing.
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I trust you.
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It's just... recently we... we've been
having a bit of trouble at work.
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Some of our plants went missing.
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Oddly enough,
it was on the day that we met.
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What? You don't think
I had anything to do with that, do you?
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Oh, no, course not.
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Yeah.
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I mean, what am I gonna steal
a load of plants for?
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Traditionally, the selection
process for a prospective new landlord
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takes place over a couple of months.
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We like to give their bums
a good old sniff.
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We don't just rock up at funerals
waving our check books around.
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Look, it was a business opportunity
that was presented to me.
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And now I'm presenting it to you.
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This gives you an alternate venue,
an increased capacity,
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and replaces the existing operation
on my estate by the end of the year.
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I'm willing to consider expanding
the operation to a 12th location,
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but when you start talking about
a bit of blackmail,
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then it's all starting
to sound deeply problematic.
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It's a loose end that I intend to tie up.
Very simply, very easily.
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I'm willing to take
a face-to-face meeting,
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but I'm not making any promises,
and I don't want any shenanigans.
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No shenanigans.
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Okay.
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Who are you?
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Don't turn around.
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All right. All right.
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- I'm the guy with the money.
- Put the bag on the floor.
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That's not how this is gonna work.
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I'm the one who says
how this is gonna work.
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Otherwise, your mate's face
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is gonna be on the cover
of every newspaper tomorrow morning.
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The only way you're gonna get your money
is if you do exactly as I... say.
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You're Frank?
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Come on,
give me the documents, then.
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I get it. You want the documents.
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Yes.
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Well, I don't have
the documents here.
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Shall we go get them then? Please.
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A 12,
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a 20,
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two 53s,
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and a 69.
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I like to think of myself
as a fairly patient man, Frank.
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But when you start ordering
chicken bao buns--
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Let me translate.
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Twelve is vegetable spring rolls.
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Twenty is confit of pork.
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Fifty-three is crispy noodle chips,
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which I've ordered twice
'cause I'm quite partial to.
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And 69 you'll find isn't on the menu.
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For the simple reason that 69
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isn't a dish.
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What is it, then?
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It's not a "what."
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It's a "who."
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- And here he is.
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- All right, all right.
- It's all there, every penny.
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Whoa!
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Frank, why don't you explain
to the nice man this isn't his money?
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The money in that bag is owed to me.
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And what's owed to me belongs to you.
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- Sorry.
- Fucker...
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- Hello, Susie.
- Just checking in to see how you're doing.
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Well, it's not going exactly to plan.
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So you gave him half a mil,
now you've got nothing to show for it?
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Sounds a bit sloppy,
if you don't mind me saying.
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What's the name
of the guy that lent him the money?
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I don't know.
He's a large Chinese gentleman.
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She wants to talk to you.
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Can I help you? Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I see. Yeah.
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Yeah. All right.
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When you put it like that,
it does have a bearing on the situation.
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With the greatest respect, Susie,
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that money's a longstanding debt
that needs to be repaid.
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- For fuck's sake.
- That's very decent of you.
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If you can guarantee my money,
I'll give your man the address.
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Tell your father I'll send him some buns.
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You should've mentioned Susie Glass.
She said she'll meet you there.
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Hello, Susan.
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Compliments of the chef.
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Enjoying your little sojourn
into the murky world of criminality?
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Uh...
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It's certainly edifying.
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- Shall we?
- Let's.
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You're not the taxi.
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No, we were...
We're looking for your dad. Is he around?
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He's busy packing.
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That's all right, darling.
This won't take long.
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Hello, Francis. You going somewhere?
20:42.541 --> 20:44.916
Um... How did you find me?
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Oh, that would be down
to your helpful Chinese friend.
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Now, weren't you supposed to give us
something before you go?
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If you can find it amongst all these bags.
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Your dad's a bit of a messy pup, isn't he?
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Yeah,
Daddy's a bit of a mess, isn't he?
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That's what Mummy's
always saying.
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But you'd be surprised what nutrition
can be found in other people's stools.
21:08.375 --> 21:09.458
See that one there?
21:09.541 --> 21:11.458
That's a former cabinet minister.
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Collects illegally smuggled birds' eggs.
21:14.333 --> 21:17.083
This one
is a certain children's TV presenter.
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Got himself a taste for, uh...
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You like the breakfast show,
don't you, darling?
21:22.750 --> 21:26.250
Daddy used to be
one of the top journalists in the country.
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Then the oligarchs took over.
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Yes, no freedom of the press anymore.
You have to answer to the powers that be.
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And if you don't follow their narrative,
they bury you. But not me.
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My daddy's got integrity.
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- Oh yeah.
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Big plastic bags full of it.
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Tell you what, darling,
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why don't you tell Mummy
to make a cup of tea?
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We don't wanna be late for our flight.
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Oh, no, don't you worry.
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We've got loads of time. Go on.
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- Sit down, Frank.
- Whoa, steady.
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We don't wanna hurt you or your family.
But we want the file.
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Here, that's it.
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- This better be it.
- Aren't you gonna have a look?
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See, that's just it, isn't it?
No one wants to look inside the folder.
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That's why the world's gone to hell.
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I'm not gonna look because,
firstly, it's of no interest to me.
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And, secondly,
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you're coming with us.
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No one said anything about going anywhere.
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You really not gonna open it?
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No.
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- Not even a little bit curious?
- Nah.
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Let's get this done and get Max on board.
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Fair enough.
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One-ten, 11, dot. Twelve. I'm bid 13,
bid 14. £15 I'm bid. 16.
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Ninety, you. Ninety, you. £100 bid.
102. 102. 102.
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Yeah, there he is.
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Standing up, front row,
the guy to the left.
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What do you think's my best approach?
I mean... I can hardly walk up to the man
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and ask him if he'd like to house
a cannabis farm under one of his barns.
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I know his estate manager.
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I could always introduce you.
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But, in my opinion, I think it's better
if you go up and meet him yourself.
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I mean, he'll know who you are.
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I'm sure he'd be susceptible
to your powers of... persuasion, ma'am.
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190 bid. 191, 191, 191.
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You really think so, Geoff?
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Well, we know he needs the money.
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And you are very good with people,
if you don't mind me saying so.
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Right, then. Wish me luck.
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Good luck.
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At 191...
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Do you need a hand?
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I'm fine, Geoff.
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You know you shouldn't
smoke fish with pine, don't you?
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Huh?
24:29.750 --> 24:33.500
You're planning on smoking
that beautiful carp, but the resin,
24:34.625 --> 24:35.708
it poisons the flesh.
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Tsk!
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I can't do anything right, can I?
24:57.000 --> 24:59.250
I mean, Eddie's off
gallivanting around the country
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pretending to be a gangster.
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And I'm stuck here, alone,
with this... dead fish.
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Freddy.
25:18.333 --> 25:20.750
It's a lucky man
who's happy with his place in life.
25:34.250 --> 25:35.833
It's like a secret garden.
25:36.333 --> 25:37.458
I know, right?
25:38.583 --> 25:40.000
That's how I like to see it.
25:41.083 --> 25:45.291
It's like an underground world
filled with magical plants
25:45.875 --> 25:48.750
that bring nothing but righteousness
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and can help everyone feel so much better.
25:55.583 --> 25:59.375
And it's all being outlawed by Babylon.
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How many plants you got down here?
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Rather not get into those details,
to be honest.
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It's a bit... a bit sensitive information.
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You worried
I'm gonna report you?
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No, of course not.
26:18.041 --> 26:22.000
It's just I like to take
my professional responsibilities
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very seriously.
26:24.000 --> 26:24.916
Me too.
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Oh, snap.
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What kind of work do you do?
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I'm a consultant.
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People bring me in when they've got
a problem, and I help them fix it.
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A jack of all trades but a master of none
is oftentimes better than a master of one.
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Wow. You're so clever.
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D'you wanna smoke a joint or something?
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I've got loads
of different flavors and strains.
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Uh, I don't smoke.
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- I don't mind if you do though.
- Maybe I'll just have a cheeky little one.
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I'm sure there's one in the ashtray.
26:58.416 --> 27:00.166
- Just give me two secs.
- Okay.
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Be right back.
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You reckon
the world would be a better place
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if everyone smoked weed?
27:06.416 --> 27:07.250
Um...
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Not necessarily.
27:12.333 --> 27:14.583
But it'd definitely make it
a lot more calmer.
27:15.750 --> 27:19.041
You're gonna need a lot more than this
if you're gonna change the world.
27:19.541 --> 27:21.833
Oh, no. This spot, it's just one of 12.
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Each one as big as this?
27:25.250 --> 27:26.333
There's ones even bigger.
27:29.958 --> 27:31.833
That's a pretty substantial network.
27:32.541 --> 27:34.833
Sure you don't want a toke?
27:34.916 --> 27:37.291
Well, since I'm with
the king of green, why not?
27:49.041 --> 27:52.125
Look at this. I can't believe
I'm letting him off for half a mil.
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Don't get greedy.
27:53.958 --> 27:56.458
We hand over the documents.
You get the money.
27:56.541 --> 27:58.041
Then you pay back your friend.
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How fitting that you arrive at night.
28:06.583 --> 28:09.750
Really, Edward, your sense of timing
is wonderfully theatrical.
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We thought you'd be keen
to clean this mess up as soon as possible.
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Quite right. Quite right.
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This is my, uh,
associate, Susan Glass.
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Thrilled to meet you, Ms. Glass.
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- Eddie's told me all about you.
- Hmm. Has he now?
28:24.625 --> 28:27.208
Let me conclude
this rather sordid little business, then,
28:27.291 --> 28:29.541
so we can get into the weeds
and start hashing out a deal.
28:29.625 --> 28:30.458
Hmm.
28:31.875 --> 28:32.875
That for me?
28:33.458 --> 28:36.291
It's all there.
Photographs, files, documents, the lot.
28:36.875 --> 28:38.166
You didn't look inside?
28:39.333 --> 28:40.166
No, I didn't.
28:40.250 --> 28:42.541
Good man. Good man.
28:44.708 --> 28:47.291
Now, I'm well aware you could have
some additional backup
28:47.375 --> 28:48.583
squirreled away somewhere.
28:48.666 --> 28:51.083
That's why
I wanted to have this little chat.
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This is the last you'll see of me.
You have my word.
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Trouble is,
28:56.916 --> 28:58.833
your word's absolutely meaningless.
29:00.791 --> 29:04.041
Frank, I think you understand
the gravity of the situation.
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You're not to be heard from again, and if
that's understood, the money is yours.
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As promised.
29:15.333 --> 29:17.500
Just because
you've got some muscle now
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doesn't change what you really are.
29:20.375 --> 29:23.083
And what was in that envelope
is as compromising as it gets
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for you and your career.
29:25.916 --> 29:28.375
Whatever his father was doing,
it's over now.
29:28.458 --> 29:32.041
What are you talking about his father for?
I wasn't blackmailing his father.
29:32.125 --> 29:34.291
I was blackmailing that mad cunt.
29:41.833 --> 29:42.666
Well...
29:44.125 --> 29:46.166
that's somewhat of a revelation, Maxie.
29:48.500 --> 29:49.375
Okay.
29:50.958 --> 29:53.666
There's a perfectly reasonable explanation
for all of this,
29:53.750 --> 29:56.208
and it is nothing that will upset anyone
29:56.291 --> 29:59.541
unless they are...
unbelievably oversensitive.
29:59.625 --> 30:00.666
Hold your horses, cowboy.
30:01.750 --> 30:04.541
I think you need to adjust
your transparency settings.
30:05.875 --> 30:07.833
You need to tell us
what is going on right now.
30:07.916 --> 30:10.333
It's nothing.
It's a little quirk. It's a hobby.
30:10.416 --> 30:12.083
Right... now.
30:17.083 --> 30:18.125
Okay.
30:20.416 --> 30:26.000
If full transparency will help
grease the wheels of industry, then, um...
30:30.125 --> 30:31.083
...follow me.
30:40.416 --> 30:41.541
What do you make of them?
30:42.583 --> 30:43.583
They seem, uh,
30:44.666 --> 30:45.875
unremarkable.
30:45.958 --> 30:47.291
Take a closer look.
30:57.500 --> 30:58.666
Adolf Hitler.
31:02.791 --> 31:04.625
His use of light is second to none.
31:05.916 --> 31:07.458
If it wasn't for the war,
31:07.541 --> 31:10.125
he'd be remembered
with the likes of Monet.
31:12.208 --> 31:13.541
And I'm in possession
31:13.625 --> 31:16.625
of the largest collection of his work
outside of Switzerland.
31:18.916 --> 31:20.833
He was a visionary.
31:22.833 --> 31:24.958
These painting are average, at best.
31:25.458 --> 31:27.416
Anyone who thinks otherwise is deluded.
31:28.041 --> 31:30.375
I thought a man of your unique lineage
31:30.458 --> 31:33.250
might be able to appreciate
the work of a true master.
31:35.125 --> 31:38.833
See beyond the reputation of the man
to find the sublime in the malign.
31:38.916 --> 31:39.875
Your Lordship,
31:39.958 --> 31:43.041
maybe you could show them
the crown jewels.
31:46.666 --> 31:47.625
Maybe you're right.
31:50.750 --> 31:53.291
After an injury
at the Battle of the Somme,
31:53.375 --> 31:56.083
Adolf Hitler was examined
by an army doctor.
31:56.833 --> 32:01.083
The records show that he lost
a very particular part of his anatomy.
32:01.166 --> 32:03.333
When it came up for sale five years ago,
32:03.916 --> 32:06.208
I made sure nothing stood in my way.
32:06.916 --> 32:10.708
The sole physical remnant
of the Führer of the Third Reich.
32:10.791 --> 32:13.916
Preserved in formaldehyde
for nearly 80 years.
32:14.708 --> 32:16.916
Adolf Hitler's
32:17.708 --> 32:18.791
nutball.
32:24.833 --> 32:27.000
You've got to be fucking kidding me.
32:27.666 --> 32:30.041
Had he not lost his right testicle,
32:30.125 --> 32:33.333
the balance between logic and creativity
would have been held in check,
32:33.416 --> 32:36.333
and the world blessed
with the next da Vinci.
32:36.416 --> 32:42.041
Instead, what was sweet turned sour,
but no less creative.
32:42.125 --> 32:43.875
He still remained a brand genius.
32:44.416 --> 32:47.458
Think of the theater,
the pageantry of the Third Reich.
32:47.541 --> 32:50.958
The Hugo Boss uniforms,
the aesthetic construction of the Luger,
32:51.041 --> 32:53.125
the dynamic lines of the Messerschmitt.
32:53.208 --> 32:55.083
The ironic, iconic symbolism
32:55.166 --> 32:59.458
of the majestic eagle resting
upon the ancient Indian symbol for peace.
32:59.541 --> 33:03.208
And just as the acorn retains
the potential of the fully grown oak,
33:03.291 --> 33:07.250
I am now in possession of the genesis
of Hitler's creative genius.
33:07.333 --> 33:08.458
In his teste.
33:12.541 --> 33:14.625
I'm not sure
this is gonna work, Max.
33:14.708 --> 33:16.750
Susie, we're done here.
33:16.833 --> 33:18.500
Come on, Eddie, don't be a wuss.
33:18.583 --> 33:20.208
Let's not be too hasty, Edward.
33:20.291 --> 33:24.166
I don't care about his ideological
or his philosophical positions.
33:24.250 --> 33:26.458
I came to explore
a possible business venture,
33:26.541 --> 33:28.583
and whatever's floating around in that jar
33:28.666 --> 33:30.958
is gonna have
an impact on our negotiations.
33:31.041 --> 33:34.000
Now, this is
what's called leverage, Eddie.
33:34.083 --> 33:36.625
We have a special rate
for people like him.
33:36.708 --> 33:39.166
- What do you mean, people like me?
- Max!
33:39.250 --> 33:40.833
Can't let you do that, Frank.
33:40.916 --> 33:42.125
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
33:43.041 --> 33:44.583
Everyone, just calm down.
33:45.166 --> 33:48.541
I'm not gonna let anything jeopardize
my career. You have no fucking idea
33:48.625 --> 33:51.625
how hard I've had to work
to get into this position.
33:51.708 --> 33:53.666
I'm gonna be a fucking star!
34:03.958 --> 34:06.333
Got one body in the house
that needs disposing of
34:06.416 --> 34:10.375
and one somewhat unsympathetic gentleman
who requires your attention.
34:10.458 --> 34:11.666
What happened, boss?
34:11.750 --> 34:13.916
After a rather bizarre revelation...
34:14.000 --> 34:15.166
Nutball.
34:15.250 --> 34:17.791
...negotiations took
an unexpected turn.
34:23.166 --> 34:26.250
There were some minor
disagreements about the deal structure.
34:31.458 --> 34:35.500
But Eddie here proved himself
remarkably capable at arbitration.
34:36.500 --> 34:37.583
Oh fuck.
34:38.791 --> 34:41.041
After the inevitable
to-ing and fro-ing,
34:41.750 --> 34:44.208
we managed to iron out terms that were...
34:47.166 --> 34:48.875
...acceptable to all parties.
34:53.166 --> 34:54.583
What do you want us to do?
34:54.666 --> 34:57.583
Impress upon Lord Fuckhead
the details of our contract.
34:57.666 --> 35:01.458
Unless you have any objections,
Your Grace? I know he was a family friend.
35:01.541 --> 35:04.250
- No. Do your worst.
- What about him?
35:06.333 --> 35:07.666
- He'll be all right.
- Yeah.
35:08.708 --> 35:09.625
Come on, then.
35:10.708 --> 35:12.791
Easy. Easy. Easy, easy.
35:20.791 --> 35:24.000
My goodness, Edward.
You simply reek of formaldehyde.
35:24.791 --> 35:26.250
Where on earth have you been?
35:26.750 --> 35:30.500
And why are you drinking whiskey
first thing in the morning?
35:30.583 --> 35:32.458
The less said about that, the better.
35:32.541 --> 35:36.166
But, suffice to say, it's been, uh...
...a rather long night.
35:36.250 --> 35:42.500
Oh. Well, whilst you've been gadding about
doing God knows what,
35:43.125 --> 35:46.250
I have been finding solutions
to our current predicament.
35:47.416 --> 35:48.250
Right.
35:48.333 --> 35:51.666
I've found a new home
for your marijuana plantation.
35:51.750 --> 35:52.666
What?
35:52.750 --> 35:54.750
It's Mr. Rokes, darling.
35:56.916 --> 35:58.083
From next door.
35:58.166 --> 36:01.708
He's sitting on 2,000 acres
that he can't afford to keep,
36:01.791 --> 36:05.958
and he is longing to talk to someone
about a long-term lease.
36:10.333 --> 36:11.166
Well, well.
36:12.541 --> 36:16.125
You would not believe the things I've done
in the last 48 hours, Mother.
36:16.625 --> 36:20.541
And you come along
and... fix it all with a glass of sherry.
36:24.750 --> 36:28.041
I've got a lot of time for your mum.
Takes good care of herself.
36:28.125 --> 36:29.041
Good sense of humor.
36:29.125 --> 36:31.625
A little bit eccentric, but who isn't?
36:31.708 --> 36:34.666
Just a little. So are you gonna
talk to my neighbor, then?
36:35.875 --> 36:38.208
I'll take the meeting.
See if it's appropriate.
36:39.000 --> 36:41.333
At least someone did their due diligence.
36:42.125 --> 36:44.708
Despite the, uh, few minor niggles
36:44.791 --> 36:47.041
we might've come across
in the last couple of days,
36:47.875 --> 36:49.333
you actually came out on top.
36:51.708 --> 36:53.958
I don't appreciate being shot at, Edward.
36:54.041 --> 36:56.750
In fact,
and this may come as a shock to you,
36:56.833 --> 36:58.500
given my chosen career path,
36:58.583 --> 37:02.291
I actually make a point
of avoiding being shot at, at all times.
37:03.416 --> 37:04.458
Having said that,
37:04.541 --> 37:07.375
I will admit
you proved yourself useful in the end.
37:08.833 --> 37:10.125
Oi, oi, love birds.
37:11.541 --> 37:12.416
Don't mind me.
37:13.166 --> 37:14.375
Hello, mate.
37:14.458 --> 37:15.916
Fire in the hole.
37:18.375 --> 37:19.833
I've gotta get this straight,
37:20.583 --> 37:22.666
'cause Blanket was making no sense.
37:22.750 --> 37:26.083
According to him, you had a spin
on master chef over there
37:26.625 --> 37:28.583
and blew up a load of Nazis.
37:28.666 --> 37:30.083
With a fucking grenade.
37:30.708 --> 37:32.416
Nazi. Singular.
37:32.500 --> 37:35.791
Now we have a rare art collection
and two farms to set up.
37:35.875 --> 37:37.083
I take it all back.
37:37.625 --> 37:39.958
Suze, he's a proper G.
37:41.333 --> 37:42.791
You're a fucking idiot, Jack.
37:45.416 --> 37:48.416
To Eddie, the grand duke
of getting shit done.
37:48.500 --> 37:50.416
Hmm, no, no, no.
I'm not cheersing to that.
37:50.500 --> 37:51.500
All right.
37:51.583 --> 37:52.750
Why don't we cheers to
37:54.250 --> 37:55.458
looking in the envelope?
37:57.000 --> 37:58.250
To looking in the envelope.
37:58.750 --> 38:00.875
Whatever the fuck that means.