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<i>The cultivation process
of a marijuana plant</i>

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<i>takes a minimum of three months,</i>

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<i>depending on the strain.</i>

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<i>And once it's dried and cured,</i>

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<i>I pack it up</i>...

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<i>ship it out to our distributors.</i>

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<i>But first,</i>

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<i>I need to perform
a ceremonial sampling of the product.</i>

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<i>This is to ensure
optimum customer satisfaction.</i>

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Better get rolling, then.

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Safe deliveries, Jimmy.

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Adios.

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<i>♪ My love runs... ♪</i>

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Good morning. What can I get you?

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Hi. Yeah.

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Can I get
a egg and bacon pancake stack, please?

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Some cheesy rings.

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Can I get a banana milkshake with that?

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Coming right up.

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Ah, so sorry, can I get some of
that special sauce to go with it, please?

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The special sauce
is on the table. You just help yourself.

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Ah, okay.

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Can't have cheesy rings
without special sauce.

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Thanks.

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Some people say
it's just ketchup and mayo.

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They don't know
what they're talking about.

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That's just
a thousand islands dressing, innit?

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Exactly. They're forgetting
the secret ingredient.

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I thought it was lemon juice,
but now I'm not so sure.

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I was always working on the assumption
that it was horseradish.

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Horseradish?

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Interesting.

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Don't tell me you're about to put that
on your egg and bacon pancake stack.

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Ah, I know it sounds so wrong.
But I promise you, it tastes so right.

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- I thought I was the only one.
- What? You're kidding?

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I just had a whole plateful now.
I'm about to finish off my cheesy rings.

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Ah, you see,

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I eat my cheesy rings first,

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'cause, you know,
you gotta eat them while they're hot.

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Nah, I prefer them
close to room temperature.

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Hmm.

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You know what?

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I'mma put one aside, let it cool down.

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See if you're right.

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I'm Gabrielle, by the way.

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Jimmy.

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Ooh! Oh my God. I'm so sorry.

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It's okay. It was an accident.

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- Let me get you another drink.
- It's cool.

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- Don't worry about that.
- No, honestly, I want to.

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- It's the least I can do.
- Are you sure?

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Yeah. Vanilla milkshake?

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Oh, it was banana, actually.

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That's my fave flavor too.

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Wha--

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Uh, can I get a banana milkshake?

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- This way, you can get hold of me.

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I mean, if you ever wanna
spill anyone's milkshake again.

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Thanks, Jimmy.

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It was nice meeting you.

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Oh shit!

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<i>♪ Oh shit ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ Oh shit ♪
- ♪ Oh shit ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Oh shit ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Oh shit ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Oh, little Sally Walker
Sittin' in a saucer ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Oh, how I tossed that ass up ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Like a mission in the woods
Woody Woodpecker would ♪</i>

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<i>♪ If he could
But I didn't wanna pass it up ♪</i>

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<i>♪ To the next man, had my Walkman... ♪</i>

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Oi!

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Want a fight?

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I'm fucking with you,
mate. Joking.

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Unless you want one?

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You army boys love a ruck, don't ya?

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I'm looking for your sister.

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Business or pleasure?

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Strictly business.

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Better be.

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Just fucking with ya.

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Watch yourself. She's got the right hump.
You might be better off in here.

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<i>You can't find Jimmy?</i>

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Knock on his door, bang on his window,
rattle his fucking letterbox.

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Might've got so stoned
he forgot what day of the week it was.

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Don't worry about the Albanians.
I've got 'em under manners.

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Steady Eddie. Yeah, he's here with me now.

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You focus on finding Jimmy, all right?

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Call me when you get there.

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- Morning, Susie.

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Jimmy's not answering his phone.

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So we're currently in the midst
of exploring a number of scenarios.

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I'm afraid I couldn't find him either.
Neither could any of my staff

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and, despite spending
an inordinate amount of time together,

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neither could Freddy.

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Our investigation's already moved
away from your estate.

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Right. Well, then, why am I here?

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Well, as you might imagine,

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the customer expecting the shipment
was somewhat disappointed.

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Where's my weed at?

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Presumably you explained
there was some unforeseen delay there?

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We've been doing business
with Toni Blair for years,

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but he's not exactly nuanced.

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Where's my weed at?

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Unforeseen delay.

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- Hold on. Tony Blair?
- <i>He's a Kosovan-Albanian.</i>

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<i>Tony Blair was like a savior
to those guys back in the day.</i>

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It's a very popular name.

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<i>- He's a bit of a mug.</i>
- Yeah.

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- <i>But he's good for money.</i>
- Where's my weed at?

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Can't you just give his money back?

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You never give back money
once it's been handed over.

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And the reason for that being?

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It's just something you don't do.

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Well, you'll just have to tell him
to be patient, then.

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It might be a little late this month.

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Yeah, but you've forgotten how this works.
Where's my weed at?

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<i>You try, but life's too short.</i>

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Given that it would be deeply problematic

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if people started to think
your supply chain couldn't be relied upon,

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you decide to throw him a bone.

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See if there's something you can do
to make up for the inconvenience.

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You see that whip?
It's hotter than a jalfrezi.

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Part of a sideline
I've been setting up as an auto trader.

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Import-export.
I take in orders from all over.

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We pick up the vehicle
and deliver it to the client.

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Bang! Good price. Cash in hand. <i>Gezuar.</i>

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The other day, we ran into something,
ended up getting our wings clipped.

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Clipped!

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Which has severely restricted
our operational effectiveness.

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Severely.

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So, because his product's been delayed,
you've promised to steal a car for him?

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Not just any car.
This is a very particular vehicle.

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<i>Lamborghini Huracan.</i>

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- Green.
- I know where it's gonna be.

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I know when it's gonna be there.

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All I need is a bit of help
with collection and delivery.

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And you agreed to that why?

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I don't expect you
to appreciate the nuances

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of the symbiotic ecosystem
that allows our business to flourish,

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but, yes, I did.

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<i>Gezuar.</i>

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<i>So presumably this is an issue
you and your team will sort?</i>

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My team are currently focusing
their attentions on problem A,

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figuring out what's happened to the weed.

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That leaves problem B.
The stealing of the car.

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Which is, admittedly, less pressing
and, frankly, beneath me.

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Nonetheless, still needs tackling
with a degree of... finesse.

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And given the terms of our agreement,

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I thought you might be interested
in stepping up.

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Why me? Why not
one of your delightful associates?

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The request comes from my father.

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His motivation remains enigmatic.

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Hmm.

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Well, if I were to do this...

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it would be a significant departure

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from the content and spirit
of our agreement.

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Thus, um,

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I'd be looking for something in return.

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You'd have to be more specific.

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Well, you talked about
increased profitability.

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Why don't we choose a number
so we can use it as a floor?

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Hmm. You want a number.

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All right. I can give you a number.

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Good.

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We also discussed you leaving my estate
by the end of the year,

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but it wasn't made clear whether that was
a financial year or a calendar year.

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Perhaps we should just name a date.

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I'll have to check my diary.

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But sure.

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Then let's sort your little problem,
shall we?

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Toni Blair said
he'd meet us at the garage.

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Well, let's rearrange my afternoon, then.

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Don't know what Dad sees in him.

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Just 'cause he's a soldier.
Don't mean nothing in the real world.

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No, but he killed someone and didn't
spin out into an existential crisis.

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Most people would wake up in a cold sweat.
The duke slept like a baby.

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And how do you know that?

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Speaking metaphorically.

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Look, truth is,
there are 24 dukes in this country.

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This seems to be the only one

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who can navigate
both the upper echelons of high society

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and shoot someone in the head
without worrying.

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So does that make him useful?

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In the very specific and unique world
in which we operate,

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it does.

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Truth is, you're looking
at a very tight window.

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This vehicle's only gonna be
in London a couple of days

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before it gets moved on.

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The place is run by a lady called Mercy.

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<i>She's made a name for herself</i>

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<i>in the world of high-end,
super-modified luxury vehicles.</i>

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Some of it legal. Some of it not.

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<i>That's the beauty of it.
She's a secondhand car dealer,</i>

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so her crew isn't tasty
or anything like that.

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But at the same time, she don't want
the police looking into her business.

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Well, what's so special
about this car, then?

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They want a Lamborghini Huracan Evo
with a tint gloss, green finish,

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and they're willing to pay good money.

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That's what we get 'em.

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<i>The key to the Lambo is kept
in Mercy's boudoir</i>

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<i>along with all the other keys.</i>

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<i>That's the challenging bit.
The rest is cream cheese.</i>

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Once you've got the key,

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hold it next to this thing.

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You zap it for 30 seconds, and then...

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you're ready to fuck.

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<i>O bo bo!</i>

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It's a two-stage attack, innit. Stage one,
nick the key when no-one's looking.

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Stage two, come back
for a little bit of <i>Grand Theft Auto.</i>

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Remind me why I'm doing this
and you're not.

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We've gotta be tucked up in bed by six.

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GPS send tings, man.
Come on, fam.

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How are you gonna clone the key
with all these people about?

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I need to create a distraction.

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Thank you. Thank you, bro.
Seriously, this is...

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I... I... I will not let you down, okay?

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Because I know that I've been
a little bit of a burden recently.

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No, no, no, don't say anything.
I have been, okay?

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Which is why it means so much to me

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that you are giving me
this opportunity to pay you back.

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And I will not fuck it up.

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- I will do what you say.
- Freddy.

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- I will do anything. Literally... anything.
- Freddy.

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- Freddy.
- Mm-hmm?

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All you need to do
is pretend that you wanna buy a car.

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That's it. It's just buying a car.
That's all it is. It's genius.

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W-What's the thing
behind the thing here, Edwina?

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Freddy, you don't say anything.

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- I'll be acting as your representative.
- Yeah.

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I'll say
we want to test drive a vehicle.

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The rest is up to you, Wham Tam.

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Jimmy.

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No performance, Freddy.
I just need a picture.

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Yeah, I get it. No performance,
just a picture. I get it. Right. I'm good.

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<i>Mabuhay!</i> Welcome!

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Is there anything I can help you with?

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Yes, uh, I operate
a bespoke concierge service

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for high-net-worth individuals
such as my client.

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We're looking for a, uh, luxury vehicle.
Something that'll stand out from the pack.

00:14:42.375 --> 00:14:47.166 align:center
And my client's willing to pay in cash
for something really special.

00:14:47.250 --> 00:14:51.166 align:center
Then why don't you go
to the showrooms in Park Lane?

00:14:51.916 --> 00:14:55.833 align:center
They have plenty of special cars
you can buy down there.

00:14:55.916 --> 00:14:57.541 align:center
They also have plenty of questions.

00:14:57.625 --> 00:15:00.166 align:center
My client values discretion.
Do you understand?

00:15:00.250 --> 00:15:02.833 align:center
No.
None of this is going to work for me.

00:15:02.916 --> 00:15:04.291 align:center
When we spoke, Gary,

00:15:04.375 --> 00:15:08.166 align:center
I told you I wanted something fast,
something powerful,

00:15:08.250 --> 00:15:12.000 align:center
but also smooth and lightweight
like Siberian tiger.

00:15:12.083 --> 00:15:16.291 align:center
Anatoli Givenchy Romanov.
This is my wife, Anastasia.

00:15:17.541 --> 00:15:20.458 align:center
My criteria is very specific, okay?

00:15:20.541 --> 00:15:25.458 align:center
When I put the key in the starter engine,
I want to hear it roar.

00:15:25.541 --> 00:15:31.041 align:center
But you understand that there's a premium
attached to these kind of cars.

00:15:31.125 --> 00:15:33.500 align:center
So here is thing,
little leopard lady.

00:15:33.583 --> 00:15:35.625 align:center
Fuck money.

00:15:36.625 --> 00:15:38.750 align:center
Well, then,
you've come to the right place.

00:15:39.833 --> 00:15:41.708 align:center
Every one of these vehicles is unique.

00:15:41.791 --> 00:15:44.833 align:center
I don't know if personal security
is a priority for you,

00:15:44.916 --> 00:15:47.458 align:center
but all of them
can be refitted with body armor.

00:15:47.541 --> 00:15:50.333 align:center
Listen, in my life, funny little lady,

00:15:50.416 --> 00:15:51.708 align:center
if you are not safe,

00:15:52.541 --> 00:15:53.583 align:center
you are dead.

00:15:56.208 --> 00:15:57.583 align:center
What about that one?

00:15:57.666 --> 00:16:02.791 align:center
Ah, <i>da</i>. This is
a McLaren 650S four-liter V8.

00:16:02.875 --> 00:16:05.416 align:center
Zero to 60 in three seconds.

00:16:05.500 --> 00:16:10.041 align:center
No, I don't know.
This one to me is a little... puf puf.

00:16:10.125 --> 00:16:12.458 align:center
No, I prefer something sexier.

00:16:12.541 --> 00:16:17.625 align:center
- What about the Lamborghini?
- That car is not for sale, unfortunately.

00:16:17.708 --> 00:16:21.125 align:center
Whoa, whoa, you don't play tickle fuck
with me, lady, okay?

00:16:21.208 --> 00:16:24.000 align:center
You give me keys, I drive car.
I am serious man.

00:16:24.083 --> 00:16:27.166 align:center
That car is owned by someone else.
The McLaren is a serious car.

00:16:27.250 --> 00:16:29.375 align:center
You should drive it.
You'd like it, trust me.

00:16:32.916 --> 00:16:33.916 align:center
You wait.

00:16:36.791 --> 00:16:38.041 align:center
What's with the voice?

00:16:39.416 --> 00:16:40.916 align:center
Keep it up, and I'll kill you.

00:16:41.416 --> 00:16:44.291 align:center
It's fine.
The little leopard lady, she love me.

00:16:44.791 --> 00:16:46.541 align:center
Your wife needs to drive the fucking car.

00:16:48.250 --> 00:16:50.041 align:center
Don't fuck this up, Freddy.

00:16:51.458 --> 00:16:52.416 align:center
Go with the orange.

00:16:53.541 --> 00:16:54.416 align:center
Okay.

00:16:55.041 --> 00:16:57.416 align:center
Fuck it, we go with the orange.
I love orange.

00:16:57.500 --> 00:16:59.041 align:center
What the fuck. Let's do it.

00:17:07.250 --> 00:17:08.375 align:center
Just keep them occupied.

00:17:14.500 --> 00:17:17.208 align:center
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, my friend.
I am modern man.

00:17:17.291 --> 00:17:18.958 align:center
- I drive.
- She drive.

00:17:23.541 --> 00:17:25.041 align:center
Mm-mm.

00:17:26.708 --> 00:17:29.708 align:center
The clutch takes getting used to,
so go easy on it, okay?

00:17:29.791 --> 00:17:30.750 align:center
<i>Da, da, da.</i>

00:17:35.791 --> 00:17:36.916 align:center
Whoo!

00:17:56.291 --> 00:17:59.333 align:center
- Any scratches or dents, you pay.

00:17:59.416 --> 00:18:01.000 align:center
You underestimate my wife.

00:18:21.000 --> 00:18:21.833 align:center
Fuck!

00:18:27.500 --> 00:18:28.333 align:center
Shit.

00:18:39.625 --> 00:18:40.916 align:center
Bingo.

00:18:45.083 --> 00:18:46.291 align:center
Holy shit!

00:18:46.375 --> 00:18:50.250 align:center
That... that one there,
that was close. I... I give you that.

00:19:02.875 --> 00:19:04.083 align:center
Jesus! Fuck.

00:19:09.541 --> 00:19:10.875 align:center
Come on, come on!

00:19:25.708 --> 00:19:26.541 align:center
Hello.

00:19:28.833 --> 00:19:29.791 align:center
Can I help you?

00:19:29.875 --> 00:19:32.333 align:center
I thought you'd like to start
drawing up the contract.

00:19:32.416 --> 00:19:33.958 align:center
The Russian doll is not insured,

00:19:34.041 --> 00:19:36.125 align:center
she's driving like
she's done three grams of chop chop,

00:19:36.208 --> 00:19:39.000 align:center
and your clients haven't agreed
on a price yet.

00:19:39.083 --> 00:19:41.541 align:center
My apologies. Let me go and talk to them.

00:19:55.416 --> 00:19:59.291 align:center
Okay. So, uh, what do you think,
my baby boo-boo?

00:19:59.375 --> 00:20:01.208 align:center
You, uh... You like?

00:20:01.791 --> 00:20:03.000 align:center
The car is good.

00:20:03.083 --> 00:20:04.750 align:center
I just don't like the color.

00:20:04.833 --> 00:20:05.708 align:center
Oh.

00:20:05.791 --> 00:20:06.666 align:center
Hmm.

00:20:07.791 --> 00:20:09.583 align:center
Maybe you should think about it.

00:20:11.083 --> 00:20:12.250 align:center
Very carefully.

00:20:12.750 --> 00:20:14.541 align:center
You wouldn't want to make a mistake.

00:20:15.750 --> 00:20:17.208 align:center
We'll be in touch, thank you.

00:20:18.125 --> 00:20:19.000 align:center
Come on, Gary.

00:20:28.416 --> 00:20:31.083 align:center
- Huh? Huh?

00:20:32.458 --> 00:20:33.750 align:center
Wha-- Wha--

00:20:37.375 --> 00:20:38.291 align:center
Oh, you're up.

00:20:41.916 --> 00:20:42.750 align:center
Geoff.

00:20:43.708 --> 00:20:44.625 align:center
Sit down.

00:20:46.708 --> 00:20:47.625 align:center
Drink that.

00:21:03.875 --> 00:21:05.458 align:center
Thanks for taking me in, Geoff.

00:21:07.958 --> 00:21:09.583 align:center
<i>I'm not here to lecture ya.</i>

00:21:10.208 --> 00:21:13.291 align:center
We've gotta shake the old snow globe
once in a while, don't we?

00:21:13.375 --> 00:21:17.958 align:center
<i>But the important thing is,
you've gotta learn from the experience.</i>

00:21:18.958 --> 00:21:20.625 align:center
Do you understand what I'm saying?

00:21:22.291 --> 00:21:24.250 align:center
I... I think so.

00:21:24.958 --> 00:21:25.875 align:center
Good.

00:21:25.958 --> 00:21:27.041 align:center
You all right, Jimmy?

00:21:27.125 --> 00:21:31.083 align:center
That's a surprisingly difficult question
to answer right now, to be honest.

00:21:31.791 --> 00:21:32.750 align:center
How you doing?

00:21:32.833 --> 00:21:35.375 align:center
I'm just proper sorry
about the current situation.

00:21:35.458 --> 00:21:37.708 align:center
Well, if you're sorry,
that's all right, then.

00:21:38.458 --> 00:21:40.791 align:center
Except, now, hang on a minute...

00:21:42.583 --> 00:21:44.041 align:center
Where the fuck have you been?

00:21:46.583 --> 00:21:48.750 align:center
It's a bit of a long story, actually.

00:21:48.833 --> 00:21:52.083 align:center
Yeah? Let's go straight to the end, then.
Where the fuck is my weed?

00:21:53.625 --> 00:21:55.666 align:center
Probably best
if I start from the beginning.

00:21:57.500 --> 00:21:58.583 align:center
I was driving down the road,

00:21:59.666 --> 00:22:01.458 align:center
<i>but then I got the munchies, innit.</i>

00:22:01.541 --> 00:22:05.333 align:center
<i>So I pulled over to get some provisions
at my usual spot, Patty's.</i>

00:22:05.416 --> 00:22:07.708 align:center
<i>- And then it happened.</i>
- <i>What happened, Jimmy?</i>

00:22:07.791 --> 00:22:10.458 align:center
<i>To be honest,
my life's not been the same since.</i>

00:22:12.333 --> 00:22:14.333 align:center
It was like a whatchamacallit?

00:22:14.416 --> 00:22:16.125 align:center
One of those 'piphany things.

00:22:17.125 --> 00:22:17.958 align:center
<i>An apparition.</i>

00:22:19.041 --> 00:22:21.083 align:center
<i>Well, most people call it a girl, innit.</i>

00:22:21.166 --> 00:22:23.750 align:center
<i>But me, I call it an angel.</i>

00:22:24.250 --> 00:22:27.125 align:center
<i>It's just, she didn't have no wings.</i>

00:22:27.208 --> 00:22:29.625 align:center
<i>Well, none I could see, anyway.</i>

00:22:29.708 --> 00:22:33.500 align:center
<i>And then, just like that,
she reached out and snatched it.</i>

00:22:34.166 --> 00:22:35.916 align:center
What did she snatch, Jimmy?

00:22:36.708 --> 00:22:38.833 align:center
<i>It was... it was either my heart</i>

00:22:40.041 --> 00:22:40.916 align:center
<i>or my soul.</i>

00:22:41.625 --> 00:22:42.750 align:center
<i>Or even both.</i>

00:22:43.666 --> 00:22:44.916 align:center
It's been like a kaleidoscope

00:22:45.000 --> 00:22:47.375 align:center
<i>of dominoes on the tumble.</i>

00:22:48.000 --> 00:22:50.166 align:center
<i>Then my day went from mad to bad.</i>

00:22:52.625 --> 00:22:55.500 align:center
<i>First the van full of business,
it went poof.</i>

00:22:55.583 --> 00:22:59.250 align:center
<i>Gone! Evaporated like...
like steam from a kettle.</i>

00:23:00.208 --> 00:23:01.708 align:center
A rabbit out of a hat

00:23:01.791 --> 00:23:03.041 align:center
<i>in reverse.</i>

00:23:04.291 --> 00:23:06.416 align:center
<i>Then my phone ran out of juice.</i>

00:23:06.500 --> 00:23:08.083 align:center
<i>Then I couldn't get no pees.</i>

00:23:08.583 --> 00:23:12.250 align:center
<i>So I stuck my thumb out,</i>
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

00:23:12.875 --> 00:23:15.041 align:center
<i>Magic number 42.</i>

00:23:16.791 --> 00:23:19.291 align:center
<i>Then the universe started
throwing mad mud at me.</i>

00:23:21.166 --> 00:23:22.250 align:center
<i>Pedi priests.</i>

00:23:23.500 --> 00:23:24.875 align:center
<i>Not touching my acorn.</i>

00:23:27.416 --> 00:23:28.666 align:center
That's not my kind of thing.

00:23:29.458 --> 00:23:32.958 align:center
Go play with your own quail's egg
in your bushy crow's nest.

00:23:33.041 --> 00:23:35.125 align:center
<i>Fuck off, noncey cunts.</i>

00:23:35.208 --> 00:23:37.208 align:center
Then Jimmy Chang hit the jackpot.

00:23:38.333 --> 00:23:39.958 align:center
<i>At least, that's what I thought.</i>

00:23:40.041 --> 00:23:43.958 align:center
<i>God, for the second time in a day,
extends his righteous hand.</i>

00:23:44.541 --> 00:23:47.833 align:center
<i>A van full of headbangers.
Pocket full of shrooms.</i>

00:23:48.333 --> 00:23:49.708 align:center
<i>So I have a smoke and a toke,</i>

00:23:50.333 --> 00:23:52.666 align:center
<i>we break bread, feel the love,</i>

00:23:53.833 --> 00:23:55.250 align:center
and then I find myself

00:23:55.333 --> 00:23:56.166 align:center
<i>in the dance.</i>

00:23:56.916 --> 00:23:59.291 align:center
<i>Music's thumping, heart's pumping,</i>

00:23:59.958 --> 00:24:01.333 align:center
<i>energy's jumping,</i>

00:24:01.833 --> 00:24:04.166 align:center
<i>but I can't shake the vision
of the angel out of my nut.</i>

00:24:04.666 --> 00:24:07.750 align:center
<i>I'm telling you,
she's in the picture for a reason.</i>

00:24:07.833 --> 00:24:10.166 align:center
<i>So I have a cup of tea
to pull myself together.</i>

00:24:11.625 --> 00:24:13.791 align:center
<i>That's when the shrooms kick in.</i>

00:24:14.708 --> 00:24:15.708 align:center
<i>After that,</i>

00:24:17.333 --> 00:24:18.708 align:center
<i>it felt like I fell off a cliff.</i>

00:24:19.666 --> 00:24:23.250 align:center
<i>To be honest, it's like...
It's all a bit of a haze.</i>

00:24:23.333 --> 00:24:24.583 align:center
<i>Like a purple haze.</i>

00:24:25.250 --> 00:24:27.916 align:center
<i>Next thing you know,
I'm face down in Adam's clay,</i>

00:24:28.000 --> 00:24:32.000 align:center
<i>getting a poke from behind
by Mr. Geoff and his stick of judgement.</i>

00:24:34.000 --> 00:24:35.208 align:center
Tell me about the girl.

00:24:35.291 --> 00:24:36.666 align:center
Oh, Gabrielle.

00:24:37.375 --> 00:24:39.125 align:center
Oh, she's like a dream come true.

00:24:40.500 --> 00:24:41.958 align:center
We had this weird connection.

00:24:42.958 --> 00:24:45.458 align:center
She was a bit indescribable, to be honest.

00:24:45.541 --> 00:24:48.583 align:center
And the keys to the van
were on the table when you sat down?

00:24:49.208 --> 00:24:51.000 align:center
Yeah. I'm sure it was.

00:24:51.083 --> 00:24:52.916 align:center
And they weren't there afterwards?

00:24:53.000 --> 00:24:55.375 align:center
Wait. Y-You don't think...

00:24:58.416 --> 00:25:01.791 align:center
Nah, sh-she wouldn't do that to me.
We were proper vibing.

00:25:02.750 --> 00:25:04.208 align:center
How the hell are we gonna find her?

00:25:04.291 --> 00:25:07.166 align:center
Find her? Oh no,
you don't need to worry about that.

00:25:07.250 --> 00:25:08.625 align:center
I gave her my number, innit.

00:25:08.708 --> 00:25:11.916 align:center
So when she calls me,
I-I'll just ask her about the keys.

00:25:12.000 --> 00:25:12.833 align:center
Oh my God.

00:25:12.916 --> 00:25:15.541 align:center
I mean, I've just got this feeling.

00:25:16.291 --> 00:25:19.041 align:center
Like... you just know sometimes.

00:25:19.625 --> 00:25:20.458 align:center
You know?

00:25:21.416 --> 00:25:23.666 align:center
Go back to the service station.
Talk to the staff.

00:25:23.750 --> 00:25:24.625 align:center
Cool.

00:25:25.166 --> 00:25:28.916 align:center
Sorry, boss. I'm so sorry.
Is there anything I can do to help?

00:25:29.000 --> 00:25:29.875 align:center
Yeah.

00:25:30.708 --> 00:25:32.708 align:center
Find a way
to make those plants grow faster.

00:25:32.791 --> 00:25:35.708 align:center
'Cause we've got a big hole
in our production line now.

00:25:35.791 --> 00:25:38.208 align:center
And if that weed doesn't turn up,
you're wearing it.

00:25:39.875 --> 00:25:40.875 align:center
Wait here.

00:25:42.583 --> 00:25:43.416 align:center
Captain?

00:25:44.666 --> 00:25:47.583 align:center
The state of him.
He can barely keep his eyes open.

00:25:50.833 --> 00:25:55.500 align:center
So, Eddie, you want to place
a further burden upon my shoulders.

00:25:57.250 --> 00:25:59.666 align:center
Well, I'm sorry
if it's an inconvenience for you,

00:26:00.750 --> 00:26:03.791 align:center
but when we discussed
me collecting a vehicle for you,

00:26:04.291 --> 00:26:07.458 align:center
I wasn't expecting to encounter
severed human body parts.

00:26:08.041 --> 00:26:10.583 align:center
- What human body parts?
- Finger.

00:26:10.666 --> 00:26:12.333 align:center
- Single or plural?
- Single.

00:26:12.416 --> 00:26:14.125 align:center
- Thumb or index?
- Little.

00:26:14.708 --> 00:26:15.583 align:center
Hmm.

00:26:15.666 --> 00:26:17.875 align:center
It may be the smallest finger
on the human hand,

00:26:17.958 --> 00:26:19.583 align:center
but the fact that it's been hacked off

00:26:19.666 --> 00:26:23.250 align:center
suggests a significant escalation
in terms of the people we're dealing with.

00:26:24.125 --> 00:26:25.083 align:center
Oh, Eddie.

00:26:26.250 --> 00:26:28.375 align:center
You're not getting
a case of the collywobbles?

00:26:28.458 --> 00:26:31.500 align:center
No. I'm merely
making you aware of the situation.

00:26:31.583 --> 00:26:34.333 align:center
Running it up the chain of command,
as it were.

00:26:35.166 --> 00:26:36.000 align:center
As it were.

00:26:37.791 --> 00:26:40.041 align:center
Now, I'm not suggesting
you've been lied to,

00:26:40.125 --> 00:26:43.958 align:center
but it's safe to say the information
you've been given was incomplete.

00:26:44.041 --> 00:26:46.333 align:center
But now you have a lead on your weed,

00:26:46.958 --> 00:26:50.208 align:center
I was wondering if there was a scenario
where I don't have to steal a car for you.

00:26:51.208 --> 00:26:52.541 align:center
We have a name.

00:26:52.625 --> 00:26:54.625 align:center
That's more than likely a fake name.

00:26:54.708 --> 00:26:56.083 align:center
And the only description we have

00:26:56.166 --> 00:26:59.083 align:center
is from a witness who's dosed
up to the gills on psilocybin.

00:26:59.166 --> 00:27:01.291 align:center
But more importantly, my dad's asked.

00:27:01.375 --> 00:27:03.625 align:center
He's got his reasons. He will reciprocate.

00:27:03.708 --> 00:27:06.375 align:center
So, yes, I still need you
to steal the car.

00:27:10.041 --> 00:27:10.916 align:center
Geoff.

00:27:13.166 --> 00:27:16.791 align:center
- Might I have a quick word, please?
- Yes, Your Grace. Everything okay?

00:27:16.875 --> 00:27:21.125 align:center
Well, I was... rather hoping
you might tell me.

00:27:24.875 --> 00:27:27.833 align:center
An associate of the duke's got lost
in the woods. I was dropping him off.

00:27:30.708 --> 00:27:31.583 align:center
Ah.

00:27:32.500 --> 00:27:35.375 align:center
How lucky we are
to have you watching over us.

00:27:36.666 --> 00:27:39.083 align:center
It's a pleasure and a privilege
to be of service.

00:27:39.958 --> 00:27:41.333 align:center
It is a great comfort

00:27:42.000 --> 00:27:45.000 align:center
knowing that we have
your continued discretion

00:27:45.083 --> 00:27:48.500 align:center
with all the... goings-on around the house.

00:27:50.000 --> 00:27:51.625 align:center
You can be in no doubt

00:27:51.708 --> 00:27:54.791 align:center
of the steadfastness
of my loyalty towards you

00:27:55.708 --> 00:27:56.958 align:center
and your family.

00:27:58.166 --> 00:27:59.291 align:center
It is absolute.

00:28:01.291 --> 00:28:03.458 align:center
Geoff, you would tell me

00:28:04.916 --> 00:28:09.625 align:center
if you ever thought that Eddie were ever
going to get in any real trouble?

00:28:13.083 --> 00:28:14.791 align:center
I'll keep my ear to the ground.

00:28:29.791 --> 00:28:30.958 align:center
Stealth mode, huh?

00:28:32.500 --> 00:28:33.375 align:center
That's awesome.

00:28:55.041 --> 00:28:58.125 align:center
Uh, were you expecting
anyone to be inside?

00:28:58.833 --> 00:29:00.041 align:center
Not exactly, no.

00:29:01.208 --> 00:29:02.041 align:center
Okay.

00:29:02.541 --> 00:29:03.375 align:center
Uh...

00:29:04.333 --> 00:29:06.291 align:center
Then I think I'm gonna stick around
for a bit.

00:29:06.375 --> 00:29:09.583 align:center
- In case there's any problems.
- No, Freddy. You go straight home.

00:29:11.833 --> 00:29:12.750 align:center
Sure. Yeah.

00:29:13.875 --> 00:29:14.750 align:center
Definitely.

00:29:15.416 --> 00:29:16.458 align:center
I'll go straight home.

00:29:16.541 --> 00:29:19.916 align:center
Only I think you need to tread
a bit fucking carefully with these people.

00:29:20.000 --> 00:29:21.541 align:center
I'll be all right, Fredward.

00:29:22.916 --> 00:29:23.750 align:center
Look, um...

00:29:25.208 --> 00:29:27.375 align:center
- Can I ask you a question, please?
- Sure.

00:29:28.458 --> 00:29:31.000 align:center
Why the fuck are we doing any of this?

00:29:31.083 --> 00:29:34.791 align:center
We could do what dad did. Five million
a year for absolutely nothing.

00:29:34.875 --> 00:29:37.375 align:center
- It's a pretty good payday.
- It's not about the money.

00:29:37.875 --> 00:29:41.291 align:center
It's about removing ourselves
from a criminal organization.

00:29:41.375 --> 00:29:43.541 align:center
It's about taking back control.

00:29:43.625 --> 00:29:47.166 align:center
Control. So just so
I've got this clear in my mind.

00:29:47.791 --> 00:29:52.250 align:center
In order to stop ourselves
being associated with criminals,

00:29:52.333 --> 00:29:54.375 align:center
we are going to become...

00:29:56.958 --> 00:29:57.791 align:center
criminals.

00:29:57.875 --> 00:29:59.583 align:center
We're not criminals, Freddy.

00:30:01.166 --> 00:30:02.000 align:center
Sure.

00:30:03.625 --> 00:30:04.791 align:center
I'll see you at home.

00:30:05.833 --> 00:30:06.666 align:center
Good luck.

00:30:39.375 --> 00:30:40.416 align:center
Fuck are you doing?

00:30:56.625 --> 00:30:58.750 align:center
Cool. Commando roll.

00:31:03.125 --> 00:31:03.958 align:center
Hello.

00:31:06.291 --> 00:31:09.041 align:center
I tell you anything you want to know,

00:31:09.125 --> 00:31:12.458 align:center
but please, don't hurt me again.

00:31:26.666 --> 00:31:27.625 align:center
That's not good.

00:31:28.208 --> 00:31:31.416 align:center
Very, very sorry,
but I won't do it again.

00:31:33.458 --> 00:31:35.375 align:center
No more fingers, please.

00:31:35.958 --> 00:31:38.000 align:center
Please, you must get me out of here.

00:31:38.083 --> 00:31:39.833 align:center
- For fuck's sake.
- Please!

00:31:39.916 --> 00:31:41.416 align:center
- Please don't leave me!
- Sh!

00:31:44.625 --> 00:31:46.125 align:center
Oh, that's really not good.

00:31:58.416 --> 00:32:01.041 align:center
Thank you. Thank you.
I owe you my life.

00:32:01.125 --> 00:32:03.791 align:center
- It's fine. Just shut up.

00:32:04.958 --> 00:32:05.791 align:center
Yeah, what?

00:32:05.875 --> 00:32:08.958 align:center
Edward, you need to get
the fuck out of there now, okay? Abort.

00:32:09.041 --> 00:32:11.500 align:center
The eagle has landed.
The fox is in the henhouse--

00:32:11.583 --> 00:32:13.041 align:center
I told you to go fucking home!

00:32:17.875 --> 00:32:20.291 align:center
<i>Listen to me. Get out of here.</i>

00:32:20.375 --> 00:32:22.000 align:center
I'm not going fucking anywhere.

00:32:22.083 --> 00:32:24.166 align:center
- Please take me home.
- Hold on.

00:32:33.375 --> 00:32:34.291 align:center
Fuck.

00:32:34.791 --> 00:32:35.666 align:center
Ha!

00:32:43.208 --> 00:32:44.833 align:center
Come on, you vintage cunt!

00:33:17.625 --> 00:33:19.291 align:center
Oh. Oh, hello.

00:33:23.083 --> 00:33:24.666 align:center
Is it safe now?

00:33:26.166 --> 00:33:28.125 align:center
Best keep your head down
for a little longer.

00:33:34.791 --> 00:33:37.958 align:center
Freddy, call me back. I wanna make sure
you got out of there okay.

00:33:39.541 --> 00:33:41.583 align:center
Could you please untie me now?

00:33:42.125 --> 00:33:43.541 align:center
<i>Moly te. Moly te!</i>

00:33:51.458 --> 00:33:52.375 align:center
You all right?

00:33:52.958 --> 00:33:54.166 align:center
Come here, come here.

00:33:54.833 --> 00:33:55.666 align:center
Here.

00:33:56.541 --> 00:33:57.500 align:center
You all right?

00:33:57.583 --> 00:33:59.333 align:center
Oh, man, you saved my life.

00:33:59.958 --> 00:34:01.333 align:center
Look what she did to me.

00:34:01.416 --> 00:34:02.583 align:center
- <i>Vizh.</i>
- Jesus.

00:34:02.666 --> 00:34:04.458 align:center
I used to play the piano.

00:34:04.541 --> 00:34:06.958 align:center
I'm fucked up. I'm incomplete.

00:34:07.541 --> 00:34:09.083 align:center
Incomplete.

00:34:09.166 --> 00:34:10.625 align:center
What did you do to her?

00:34:11.875 --> 00:34:12.708 align:center
You don't know?

00:34:13.333 --> 00:34:15.083 align:center
No, of course I bloody don't.

00:34:17.416 --> 00:34:18.833 align:center
What the fuck have you done?

00:34:19.833 --> 00:34:21.708 align:center
You... you must take back.

00:34:21.791 --> 00:34:23.375 align:center
<i>Ne, ne, ne, ne.</i>

00:34:23.458 --> 00:34:24.500 align:center
You must take back.

00:34:24.583 --> 00:34:26.625 align:center
<i>- Ne, ne, ne.</i>
- Take what back?

00:34:26.708 --> 00:34:29.250 align:center
Open up. Open up the trunk. I show you.

00:34:29.333 --> 00:34:30.916 align:center
All right, fine. Fine.

00:34:43.125 --> 00:34:45.791 align:center
<i>I take it things didn't go
exactly as planned, then.</i>

00:34:48.041 --> 00:34:49.708 align:center
That would be an understatement.

00:34:52.458 --> 00:34:53.291 align:center
Want a wet wipe?

00:34:54.333 --> 00:34:57.125 align:center
Maybe freshen yourself up
while you tell me what happened.

00:34:57.208 --> 00:34:58.041 align:center
Well,

00:34:59.291 --> 00:35:02.791 align:center
turns out Toni Blair wasn't exactly honest
about why he wanted that car.

00:35:03.458 --> 00:35:04.291 align:center
<i>How so?</i>

00:35:04.875 --> 00:35:08.541 align:center
One hundred and fifty kilos
of super premium uncut cocaine.

00:35:08.625 --> 00:35:10.208 align:center
In the whole car.

00:35:10.291 --> 00:35:11.708 align:center
Must be worth three mil, at least.

00:35:11.791 --> 00:35:13.250 align:center
Three and a half, apparently.

00:35:14.125 --> 00:35:16.791 align:center
Well, maybe Toni Blair didn't know
it was there.

00:35:16.875 --> 00:35:19.083 align:center
He knew! He set the whole thing up.

00:35:19.166 --> 00:35:21.208 align:center
He sent me in, like he sent you in.

00:35:21.291 --> 00:35:24.083 align:center
- Hang on. Who's this?
- The guy with the missing finger.

00:35:24.666 --> 00:35:26.666 align:center
Ah. Where'd you find the rest of him?

00:35:26.750 --> 00:35:28.458 align:center
In the warehouse, tied to a chair.

00:35:28.541 --> 00:35:31.375 align:center
<i>When you're on a job,
you never answer a cry for help.</i>

00:35:31.458 --> 00:35:33.916 align:center
<i>It's a fucking cliché.
That's the worm that covers the hook.</i>

00:35:34.000 --> 00:35:35.875 align:center
<i>What are you?
First mouse that gets the cheese?</i>

00:35:35.958 --> 00:35:37.541 align:center
This is not my day job, Susie.

00:35:37.625 --> 00:35:39.708 align:center
So he's saying
Toni Blair knew about the gear.

00:35:39.791 --> 00:35:43.041 align:center
He knew the fucking car was full of coke,
and he knew what would happen.

00:35:43.125 --> 00:35:45.916 align:center
You should walk away, man.
That's what I'm gonna do.

00:35:46.000 --> 00:35:48.625 align:center
Chop chop people. Bad people.
Nasty people. Drown--

00:35:48.708 --> 00:35:49.666 align:center
Wait, wait!

00:35:53.125 --> 00:35:54.000 align:center
Not anymore, he's not.

00:35:54.791 --> 00:35:57.500 align:center
Ugh. That's why we don't get involved
in the chop game.

00:35:58.500 --> 00:35:59.666 align:center
Let me give you a hand.

00:36:04.583 --> 00:36:06.916 align:center
It's easier to move,
and the numbers are bigger,

00:36:07.000 --> 00:36:09.708 align:center
but it attracts
all sorts of flotsam and jetsam.

00:36:10.583 --> 00:36:12.750 align:center
To be clear,
the only reason we're in the chop game

00:36:12.833 --> 00:36:15.250 align:center
is because you asked me
to steal this fucking car.

00:36:15.333 --> 00:36:19.041 align:center
I'm aware of the circumstances
that have led to our predicament, Edward.

00:36:19.125 --> 00:36:22.333 align:center
I'm interested in exploring
how we can extract ourselves from it.

00:36:23.125 --> 00:36:24.583 align:center
I take it you've still got the gear.

00:36:24.666 --> 00:36:27.166 align:center
Yeah, it's in the boot of the car,
parked outside.

00:36:27.250 --> 00:36:30.083 align:center
Well, I know plenty of people
who'd take the gear off us,

00:36:30.708 --> 00:36:32.291 align:center
but they'd ask questions.

00:36:32.375 --> 00:36:35.666 align:center
So what do we do? We dump the gear,
put the car in the sink,

00:36:35.750 --> 00:36:37.083 align:center
forget it ever happened?

00:36:37.166 --> 00:36:39.500 align:center
First, we find out
who the gear belongs to.

00:36:43.166 --> 00:36:44.583 align:center
- Freddy.
- <i>Oh, hello.</i>

00:36:45.583 --> 00:36:49.250 align:center
<i>Freddy can't come to the phone right now.
You wanna know why?</i>

00:36:51.208 --> 00:36:54.250 align:center
Because he's preparing for his punishment.

00:36:54.750 --> 00:36:56.416 align:center
<i>Bring me the cocaine.</i>

00:36:57.458 --> 00:36:58.333 align:center
Change of plan.

00:37:08.250 --> 00:37:11.375 align:center
I've done some ringing around.
Turns out this Mercy lady's got

00:37:11.458 --> 00:37:14.041 align:center
some serious Colombian muscularity
behind her.

00:37:14.125 --> 00:37:15.666 align:center
<i>I'd rather stay out of that lane,</i>

00:37:15.750 --> 00:37:18.666 align:center
<i>so this is gonna require
some very delicate handling.</i>

00:37:18.750 --> 00:37:22.166 align:center
However, I think
if we give her what she wants,

00:37:22.250 --> 00:37:24.208 align:center
there's no reason
this can't be handled amicably.

00:37:24.875 --> 00:37:26.333 align:center
<i>It's gonna be all right, soldier.</i>

00:37:51.541 --> 00:37:52.875 align:center
You'd better have my rice.

00:38:14.541 --> 00:38:15.625 align:center
He says he's your brother.

00:38:15.708 --> 00:38:19.041 align:center
Is this true, or is this more bullshit
like the stupid voice he made?

00:38:19.125 --> 00:38:20.208 align:center
He's my brother.

00:38:21.708 --> 00:38:24.500 align:center
Now you have your product,
you can let him go.

00:38:26.708 --> 00:38:27.875 align:center
You stole from me.

00:38:29.208 --> 00:38:31.041 align:center
There have to be consequences.

00:38:32.041 --> 00:38:34.125 align:center
They didn't know what they were stealing.

00:38:34.958 --> 00:38:35.958 align:center
And you are?

00:38:39.708 --> 00:38:41.000 align:center
I'm Susie Glass.

00:38:42.833 --> 00:38:45.875 align:center
Compliments to the chef.
Certain lanes for certain horses.

00:38:45.958 --> 00:38:48.375 align:center
Certain slips for certain dogs.
You know how this works.

00:38:49.333 --> 00:38:51.583 align:center
You can't just return what you stole.

00:38:51.666 --> 00:38:53.875 align:center
We have people,
organizations, competition.

00:38:53.958 --> 00:38:58.000 align:center
They need to know, cause and effect.
I mean, someone's got to pay.

00:38:59.541 --> 00:39:02.750 align:center
We understand. That's why
we brought a peace offering.

00:39:21.208 --> 00:39:23.250 align:center
As you can tell,
we've been misled.

00:39:24.375 --> 00:39:26.666 align:center
Now you put him in the chair
instead of my brother.

00:39:26.750 --> 00:39:28.333 align:center
I believe in, uh,

00:39:29.291 --> 00:39:31.750 align:center
biblical punishment. Hmm?

00:39:33.916 --> 00:39:36.208 align:center
Eddie. For the love of fuck, get--

00:39:37.458 --> 00:39:39.375 align:center
Agh, Jesus Christ.

00:39:39.458 --> 00:39:40.708 align:center
Eye for an eye.

00:39:43.333 --> 00:39:46.375 align:center
If someone tries to steal from you,

00:39:47.583 --> 00:39:49.500 align:center
it's enough to take off a finger.

00:39:50.041 --> 00:39:54.083 align:center
You don't need to take a finger.
You don't need to take anything else

00:39:54.166 --> 00:39:56.708 align:center
because, technically,
I didn't try to steal anything.

00:39:56.791 --> 00:39:58.666 align:center
- Isn't that right?
- You're right, Freddy.

00:39:58.750 --> 00:40:03.958 align:center
If someone <i>actually</i> steals from you...
Hmm?

00:40:04.041 --> 00:40:07.291 align:center
I mean, the message
needs to be loud and clear. Yeah?

00:40:09.375 --> 00:40:12.041 align:center
- Freddy, we're done here. Come on.
- Stay the fuck there!

00:40:19.583 --> 00:40:20.458 align:center
All right.

00:40:21.625 --> 00:40:22.583 align:center
All right.

00:40:22.666 --> 00:40:25.666 align:center
I-It's not enough for justice to be done.

00:40:27.958 --> 00:40:30.666 align:center
Justice needs to be seen to be done.

00:40:31.333 --> 00:40:35.916 align:center
As a warning for those who might
suffer the temptations in the future.

00:40:38.875 --> 00:40:40.041 align:center
If that's directed at me,

00:40:40.541 --> 00:40:42.750 align:center
I promise you
I'm not gonna be tempted in future.

00:40:42.833 --> 00:40:44.500 align:center
I promise you that.

00:40:47.125 --> 00:40:49.916 align:center
Okay, you keep your eyes open,

00:40:51.541 --> 00:40:53.291 align:center
and you'll learn a valuable lesson.

00:40:55.291 --> 00:40:56.125 align:center
Oh, hello.

00:40:57.916 --> 00:41:00.000 align:center
Let's hear what he has to say, yeah?

00:41:05.333 --> 00:41:06.208 align:center
Yes?

00:41:07.916 --> 00:41:09.208 align:center
Fuck you.

00:41:10.250 --> 00:41:12.416 align:center
You cocksucking bitch!

00:41:44.750 --> 00:41:47.333 align:center
Thank you for your attention.

00:42:16.416 --> 00:42:17.750 align:center
It's a job like any other.

00:42:19.000 --> 00:42:23.208 align:center
Sometimes you have your good days...
and you have your not-so-good days.

00:42:24.458 --> 00:42:25.625 align:center
Yeah, sometimes you win,

00:42:26.125 --> 00:42:28.791 align:center
sometimes you watch someone
get hacked to death with a machete.

00:42:29.958 --> 00:42:33.166 align:center
The important thing
is that you showed the right attitude.

00:42:33.250 --> 00:42:35.375 align:center
- What does that prove?
- Fucking hell.

00:42:35.458 --> 00:42:37.875 align:center
It proves you've got the stomach for it.

00:42:41.125 --> 00:42:43.291 align:center
Which is more than can be said
for your brother.

00:42:47.583 --> 00:42:48.541 align:center
Okay, I'm done.

00:42:49.458 --> 00:42:51.333 align:center
Can we go home now, please, Ed?

00:42:58.000 --> 00:42:59.750 align:center
Whoa.

00:43:00.833 --> 00:43:02.500 align:center
Mm.

00:43:03.125 --> 00:43:04.333 align:center
- Hmm?

00:43:17.375 --> 00:43:18.500 align:center
<i>All right, Jimmy?</i>

00:43:21.083 --> 00:43:22.750 align:center
I had a feeling you was gonna call.

00:43:23.875 --> 00:43:26.208 align:center
I mean, I had a bit
of negative energy around me.

00:43:26.291 --> 00:43:28.166 align:center
<i>That was due to a few other people.</i>

00:43:28.916 --> 00:43:31.958 align:center
<i>Deep down inside, it felt inevitable.</i>

00:43:32.833 --> 00:43:35.125 align:center
I was feeling bad
about spilling your milkshake.

00:43:35.208 --> 00:43:39.333 align:center
Nah, you don't need to worry about that.
You... you got me a new one anyway.

00:43:40.416 --> 00:43:42.083 align:center
Did you get
where you were going all right?

00:43:42.666 --> 00:43:43.750 align:center
<i>Ah, yeah, that.</i>

00:43:43.833 --> 00:43:48.000 align:center
It's a bit of a long, weird,
drawn-out story, to be honest.

00:43:48.708 --> 00:43:52.041 align:center
Well, maybe we should meet up sometime.
You can tell me all about it.

00:43:52.125 --> 00:43:53.166 align:center
Yeah.

00:43:54.250 --> 00:43:56.875 align:center
Yeah, I would like that.
I would like that very much.

00:43:57.958 --> 00:44:00.708 align:center
<i>Maybe we should go
to a similar kind of food establishment</i>

00:44:00.791 --> 00:44:02.041 align:center
<i>and try the dinner menus.</i>

00:44:02.708 --> 00:44:03.541 align:center
It's a date.

00:44:04.333 --> 00:44:05.166 align:center
Okay.

00:44:05.791 --> 00:44:07.000 align:center
All right. Brilliant.

00:44:07.500 --> 00:44:08.958 align:center
<i>I'll see you soon, then.</i>

00:44:11.875 --> 00:44:13.250 align:center
You actually like him, don't you?

00:44:13.916 --> 00:44:15.708 align:center
Course not. Don't be silly.

00:44:21.125 --> 00:44:23.416 align:center
He's agreed to meet her
for dinner tomorrow night.

00:44:23.500 --> 00:44:27.000 align:center
He's either Rudolph Valentino
or a few fries short of a Happy Meal.

00:44:27.083 --> 00:44:28.000 align:center
Shall we light this up?

00:44:43.833 --> 00:44:47.125 align:center
<i>I realized I haven't been
taking things as seriously as I should.</i>

00:44:47.208 --> 00:44:50.000 align:center
I need to make changes. Drastic ones.

00:44:50.083 --> 00:44:51.125 align:center
So I've decided

00:44:52.208 --> 00:44:55.208 align:center
I'm only gonna smoke weed in the evenings.

00:44:55.291 --> 00:44:57.791 align:center
Not first thing
when I wake up in the morning.

00:44:57.875 --> 00:45:01.083 align:center
Not when I'm eating lunch. Or after lunch.
Or when I've had something to eat--

00:45:01.166 --> 00:45:04.250 align:center
We are still a mil and a half down
on the weed though.

00:45:04.958 --> 00:45:07.416 align:center
Ah yeah. I realized that too.

00:45:07.500 --> 00:45:09.500 align:center
And I'll endeavor to repay that debt.

00:45:09.583 --> 00:45:11.208 align:center
I mean, right now,

00:45:11.291 --> 00:45:14.083 align:center
I'm working on
this new hybrid weed strain,

00:45:14.166 --> 00:45:16.583 align:center
and the THC on that bad boy...

00:45:17.291 --> 00:45:20.208 align:center
- You'd better get back to work, then.

00:45:20.833 --> 00:45:22.000 align:center
Yes, boss.

00:45:22.083 --> 00:45:23.083 align:center
Pull!

00:45:26.791 --> 00:45:27.791 align:center
Hello, darling.

00:45:31.666 --> 00:45:34.583 align:center
Well, I must say,
he's coping with it rather well.

00:45:34.666 --> 00:45:35.500 align:center
Hmm. Thank you.

00:45:36.000 --> 00:45:38.541 align:center
I'd rather expected him to fall to pieces

00:45:38.625 --> 00:45:41.416 align:center
when confronted with
a near-death experience.

00:45:44.458 --> 00:45:45.541 align:center
So he told you, then.

00:45:51.375 --> 00:45:52.583 align:center
I tried to keep him out of it.

00:45:54.125 --> 00:45:55.875 align:center
But you very nearly didn't.

00:45:57.083 --> 00:46:00.083 align:center
You were supposed to be getting rid
of these people, not joining them.

00:46:02.333 --> 00:46:06.708 align:center
Eduardo!
You come play little bit of bang-bang.

00:46:07.500 --> 00:46:09.083 align:center
I will get rid of them, Mother.

00:46:11.291 --> 00:46:12.250 align:center
Bang-bang!

00:46:14.416 --> 00:46:15.625 align:center
See you later.

00:46:18.375 --> 00:46:19.208 align:center
All right.

00:46:21.500 --> 00:46:24.250 align:center
What are we playing? Straight
down-the-line, or automatic ball trap?

00:46:24.333 --> 00:46:26.208 align:center
Sporting doubles, Your Grace.

00:46:26.291 --> 00:46:28.791 align:center
Ms. Tamasina has nine out of ten,

00:46:28.875 --> 00:46:31.500 align:center
and Master Frederick is yet to score.

00:46:31.583 --> 00:46:32.541 align:center
Oh, Freddy.

00:46:32.625 --> 00:46:35.166 align:center
Well, I've been taking a shot
every time we miss.

00:46:35.250 --> 00:46:38.375 align:center
I'm pretty fucking...
At this point, I'm wasted.

00:46:38.458 --> 00:46:41.375 align:center
- You all right, Freddy?
- Yeah, I'm good. I'm just, uh...

00:46:42.875 --> 00:46:46.000 align:center
I'm still a bit wobbly
after that business with Madam Chop Chop.

00:46:48.708 --> 00:46:49.875 align:center
You did well, Fredward.

00:46:50.500 --> 00:46:51.375 align:center
Very well.

00:46:55.333 --> 00:46:58.083 align:center
- Call pull when you're ready, sir.
- Thank you.

00:47:00.208 --> 00:47:01.041 align:center
Pull!

