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You need to finish the cordon by 14:00,
but, um, otherwise, great work.
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- Okay, boss.
- Mm-hmm.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, listen.
Listen to me.
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Tell them I don't care
whose goats they are,
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just get them off the road.
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Relax, Sergeant. Hold on.
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Don't want to cause
an international incident.
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Right, gentleman with the mustache,
head in that direction, please.
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Gentleman with the eye patch,
head in the opposite direction.
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If we can't sort this out amicably.
We'll let the goats decide.
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- Don't cock this up.
- Yes, sir.
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Bobby!
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You all right?
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- This man's papers are out of date.
- Let me have a look.
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- Hello.
- Hello.
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- Yeah, it's only three days.
- It is what it is, sir.
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Tell them they can come through this time,
but this time only.
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- Get them to sort it out for their return.
- Sir.
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- Smithy.
- Boss.
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- Everything all right?
- All good.
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- I'm on it.
- No, no.
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- I'll sort this. You stay here.
- Sir.
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Selam, merhaba.
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Ah. Hello, sir.
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Good afternoon, sir.
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Ahmed.
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I assume this isn't good news.
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It was a nasty fall.
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- Well, you could've just called me.
- We did, sir. Many times.
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Ultimately, your brother decided,
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as the eldest son,
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that it was necessary to dispatch me
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so that I could impress upon you
the severity of the situation.
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Is my father gonna die, Ahmed?
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His Grace's condition is... serious.
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My instruction is
to take you to the airport straight away.
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It's all been cleared with your superiors.
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Right.
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Let's go.
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Sergeant.
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Anything we can do to help, sir?
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You're in charge now, Charlie.
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Till I get back.
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Welcome home, sir.
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- Did you miss me, Mr. Lawrence?
- Terribly.
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Hello, Freddy.
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Eddie. Edwina, Eduardo, you made it.
Come to me.
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Well done, darling boy.
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Well done. Let's hug it out. Bring it in.
Hug it out. There we go.
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Good to see you.
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- How is he?
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Shit, mate, to be honest. Yeah.
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I mean, his goose is...
well and truly cooked.
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Doc says it'll be tonight,
tomorrow morning latest.
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Hmm. What about you? How you doing?
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To be honest, I've got absolutely no idea.
I mean, I'm really just, you know...
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How's Mum?
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Yeah, she's the one
we need to keep an eye on.
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Pretty sure
she's been dipping her beak in Dad's meds.
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She's got eyes like fucking... hubcaps.
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Right.
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- Let's keep it together.
- Okay.
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Of course, by that time,
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he's three sheets to the wind,
stark-bollock naked.
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He'd just forgotten
he was in the Upper Chamber.
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- Well, how the devil...
- Hello, Chuckles.
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- You okay?
- Yeah.
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How is he? Is he lucid?
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Oh, sometimes.
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He's a bit... in and out.
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- When he's there, he's... definitely there.
- Hmm.
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Hi, Mum.
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- Darling, thank goodness.
- Oh my God.
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He'll be glad you came,
even if he doesn't show it.
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Shall we go out? Come on, darling.
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The first Duke of Halstead
was tough as iron.
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Built this place himself.
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Every stone of it.
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- Single-handed.
- Dad--
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Pinched the stone
from the old monastery.
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It's me, Edward.
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Why'd you turn your back on us, my boy?
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Do you think it's brave
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to go swanning off playing tough-tough
with your friends? It's not.
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The estate is not to be carved up.
Is that clear?
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Don't worry about that.
Just get some rest.
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And look after your brother.
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He won't survive without you.
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You understand?
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I understand, Dad.
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The third duke, mean old bastard,
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killed 15 Frenchmen
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before lunch.
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He was getting himself ready
to fight a duel.
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He shot his own foot off.
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Ha!
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Silly cunt.
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- Doctor? Uh, Doctor!
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Eddie.
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And the blessing of God Almighty,
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The Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit,
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be upon you and remain with you always.
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Amen.
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This estate has been in the family
for over 600 years,
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and Freddy's gonna...
...the lot by Christmas.
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- We should do something about it, Edward.
- Hmm.
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If Dad left it to you, you'd spend it all
rewilding bears in Berkshire.
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What's wrong with bears? I like bears.
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They leave no carbon footprint,
and they were here before us.
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Yes, and they'll fucking eat you.
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Anyway, it's irrelevant.
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The entire estate gets handed down
to the firstborn son.
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Freddy's the heir, and I'm the spare.
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- Maybe we should topple him together.
- Hmm.
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Now, there's an idea.
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I'm so sorry I'm late.
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And here he is.
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Your Grace. These narrow country lanes...
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How are you feeling? You all right?
Yeah, good. Hang in there.
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- Won't be a moment.
- Cup of tea? You all right?
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Stuck behind a tractor
half the way as well.
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Smashing. Smash-a-roosies.
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- No, no, no.
- Right.
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- Is everyone ready?
- Hmm. Let's get it over with.
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Let's get it over with.
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Then I'll begin.
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"I, Archibald Horatio Landrover Horniman,
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the 12th Duke of Halstead,
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being of sound mind
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do make, publish, and declare this
to be my last will and testament."
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"To Geoffrey Seacombe,
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in acknowledgement of his years
of faithful service,
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I leave a lifetime tenancy
on the gatekeeper's cottage."
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"To my wife, Sabrina,
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for her loyalty and faithfulness
throughout our many happy years together,
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I leave an annual allowance
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that the new duke shall bestow
at his discretion
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and my beloved Labrador, Luna."
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"To my daughter, Charlotte,
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I leave the Endurance,
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with the condition
that she sail around the world on her
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in the next six months."
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Well done, Chuckles.
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"As well, a trust fund of £1,000 a week
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until she marries
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a man."
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Wow.
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"In terms of the rest of my estate,
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including my title,
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the house and grounds,
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the extensive wine cellar,
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the art collection,
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the yogurt farm and dairy,
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the village of Hetheringham,
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as well as the property
in the South of France,
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I hereby leave
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to my son..."
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All right, um--
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"...Edward Horniman."
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So I think, um...
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I was kind of thinking if everybody...
I-If... Um...
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Sorry. A-Again for me, old chap.
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"I leave to my son
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Edward Horniman."
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I'm so sorry.
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I'm so sorry this has happened to you.
There must be some sort of... It's...
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He's Edward. I'm Freddy.
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Sometimes they call me Fredward,
and so it gets a little bit... mixed up.
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I think there's some sort
of mistake, unfortunately.
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I don't think so.
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I get it, you're kidding.
You're kidding around. Was this... This is...
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Did you...?
Did you arrange...? This is a joke, right?
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This... this is a sick joke. It...
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I'm the eldest fucking son!
It was all supposed to go to me!
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What... what... what...
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- What the fuck is this?
- No. There has to be--
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No, no, don't touch me.
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Freddy! Freddy, relax.
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- Don't you start.
- There's got to be some mistake.
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I'm the firstborn son, yeah?
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That means, technically,
the title goes to me.
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That's not just me saying it
'cause it's what I want.
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It's... it's the fucking law.
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It goes back to the Bible,
Old Testament, Cain and Abel.
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It's the will of God.
The firstborn son gets everything.
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It's fucking...
It's... it's... it's... it's... it's...
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it's primogenital, is what it is.
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Primogeniture, Freddy.
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That's what I said.
You know that's what I said.
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- You've heard of that, haven't you?
- Of course.
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- But the will is clear.
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The estate goes to Edward,
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and the title contains a special remainder
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that allows it to pass to the second son--
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Oh, I'm so sorry.
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I don't give a good God shit
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what the terms of the will clearly state!
Here, look.
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"The right of succession
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to the firstborn,
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legitimate male child..."
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- Did you actually print that out?
- Freddy--
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I don't wanna hear from you either,
Lady Macbeth. Absolutely not, no.
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"...to inherit the parents' entire estate."
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The house,
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the title, fucking everything,
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it all goes to me!
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Why are you shaking your head?
What are you, a cocktail?
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Don't you shake your head at me!
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- Meeting adjourned, Your Honor.
- Freddy--
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Everybody, let's... Pack it up.
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- We'll pick it up later on.
- No, no.
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It's over.
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You can go home, thank you very much,
Mr. fucking Smithers.
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Mr. Burns.
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No, it's not happening.
It's not happening.
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Haha, good one!
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I'm so sorry.
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No.
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I think we'll reconvene next week
when Freddy's calmed down.
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- Talk over details.
- He took it badly.
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He's coming back. Perfect.
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Absolutely not, no. No. No. No. No.
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I am not fucking having it!
Take it up with God!
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Take it up with the prime minis--
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Take it up
with the House of fucking Commons!
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Or take it up the arse for all I care.
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I want what is rightfully mine
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by divine motherfucking provenance, yeah?!
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I've been stabbed in the heart!
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I've been London Bridged!
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I've been fucked in the face!
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Dogged on the floor!
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Et tu, Brute?
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How did you do it, Judas?
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All of you, a conspiracy of snakes!
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Ah.
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His Grace comes to gloat.
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I had no idea.
I'm just as surprised as you are.
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Hmm. It's not the same sort of surprise,
though, is it?
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For the first time
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in 600 years,
this family has broken with tradition.
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You fucking leapfrogged
over your older brother!
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Not very fraternal, is it, Edward?
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Thank you, Wham Tam.
I'll deal with this. I'll be up shortly.
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How do you think
that makes me look, Eddie?
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Hm? How do you think it makes me feel?
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How do you think it helps me
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pay my fucking debts?
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Debts, Freddy?
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Mm-hmm.
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What kind of debts?
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Big fucking debts.
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That sounds ominous.
00:14:40.083 --> 00:14:41.375 align:center
Yeah, you think?
00:14:42.750 --> 00:14:44.041 align:center
Story, Freddy.
00:14:47.083 --> 00:14:50.041 align:center
Do you remember Pete Forbes Spencer?
He was in my house at Eton.
00:14:50.125 --> 00:14:53.875 align:center
Big hair, tiny cock, sweaty hands.
They called him Sticky Pete.
00:14:55.666 --> 00:14:58.208 align:center
I remember Pete,
but I don't remember his cock.
00:14:58.291 --> 00:15:01.583 align:center
Started making a fortune in property.
People were queuing in droves to get in.
00:15:01.666 --> 00:15:04.458 align:center
I gave him one million,
got 1.5 back three months later.
00:15:04.541 --> 00:15:06.125 align:center
It was un-fucking-believable.
00:15:06.208 --> 00:15:08.291 align:center
Next project, skyscraper in the Maldives.
00:15:08.375 --> 00:15:10.333 align:center
First one. First time.
First come, first served.
00:15:10.416 --> 00:15:12.375 align:center
One, two, three, four million. Bosh.
00:15:13.583 --> 00:15:14.416 align:center
And?
00:15:15.166 --> 00:15:16.041 align:center
Well, then...
00:15:16.625 --> 00:15:18.083 align:center
And then what, Freddy?
00:15:18.166 --> 00:15:21.291 align:center
Then the tits went up.
00:15:21.375 --> 00:15:24.250 align:center
The hurricane hit.
The plane crashed. The lightning struck.
00:15:24.333 --> 00:15:26.500 align:center
The torpedo went Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
00:15:26.583 --> 00:15:30.500 align:center
What do you want me to say, Eddie?
It wasn't my fault. God fucked me!
00:15:31.166 --> 00:15:35.208 align:center
Where did you get
£4 million from, Fredward?
00:15:37.291 --> 00:15:38.833 align:center
Well, that came from Tommy Dixon.
00:15:39.416 --> 00:15:40.250 align:center
Right.
00:15:40.875 --> 00:15:42.250 align:center
And who's Tommy Dixon?
00:15:43.833 --> 00:15:45.416 align:center
A chap I met in rehab.
00:15:46.041 --> 00:15:47.583 align:center
Liverpudlian chop dealer.
00:15:47.666 --> 00:15:51.333 align:center
Said he wanted to front me the money.
Said he wanted "into the Maldives."
00:15:51.416 --> 00:15:52.750 align:center
So, for clarity,
00:15:52.833 --> 00:15:57.166 align:center
you owe a Scouse cocaine dealer
£4 million?
00:15:57.958 --> 00:15:58.791 align:center
No.
00:16:00.416 --> 00:16:02.125 align:center
I owe a Scouse
00:16:02.958 --> 00:16:04.041 align:center
crime family...
00:16:04.750 --> 00:16:06.666 align:center
We're coming for you, Freddy.
00:16:06.750 --> 00:16:08.708 align:center
...£8 million.
00:16:08.791 --> 00:16:09.791 align:center
Hold on, Freddy.
00:16:10.375 --> 00:16:12.458 align:center
Four to eight. Throw me an anchor.
00:16:13.333 --> 00:16:16.666 align:center
I don't know, Eddie.
Criminal compound interest.
00:16:16.750 --> 00:16:18.750 align:center
Whatever, okay? They're gangsters.
00:16:18.833 --> 00:16:21.208 align:center
They fucking make it up as they go along!
00:16:21.291 --> 00:16:22.333 align:center
All right, mate?
00:16:23.041 --> 00:16:26.875 align:center
25% every week until the debt's paid.
00:16:26.958 --> 00:16:30.375 align:center
And they're not afraid of getting nasty
when you don't pay up on time.
00:16:30.458 --> 00:16:32.875 align:center
If I don't come up with the money
by the end of the week,
00:16:32.958 --> 00:16:35.208 align:center
they're gonna chop my fucking dick off.
00:16:35.291 --> 00:16:37.333 align:center
Which is fatal, by the way.
I looked it up.
00:16:37.416 --> 00:16:40.916 align:center
I can't give you £8 million, Freddy.
00:16:41.000 --> 00:16:42.458 align:center
You stole my title.
00:16:42.541 --> 00:16:43.625 align:center
You stole my money.
00:16:43.708 --> 00:16:46.458 align:center
And now you stole the only way I had
of getting out of this hole
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that God fucking dug for me!
00:16:48.750 --> 00:16:49.958 align:center
Lest we forget, sir,
00:16:51.333 --> 00:16:52.625 align:center
you owe me your life.
00:16:54.333 --> 00:16:57.500 align:center
When you were three, I pulled you out
of the duck pond, remember?
00:16:57.583 --> 00:16:58.958 align:center
No, I don't remember that.
00:16:59.041 --> 00:17:02.000 align:center
But I do remember
you telling me about it incessantly.
00:17:02.083 --> 00:17:03.416 align:center
The point is, I saved your life.
00:17:03.500 --> 00:17:05.541 align:center
Now I'm the one
lying face down in the water,
00:17:05.625 --> 00:17:07.500 align:center
and you have got to pull me out.
00:17:07.583 --> 00:17:10.791 align:center
Freddy... I didn't ask for any of this.
00:17:11.708 --> 00:17:14.750 align:center
The title has no practical value.
00:17:15.541 --> 00:17:17.125 align:center
The business is broken.
00:17:17.750 --> 00:17:19.416 align:center
There are holes in the roof.
00:17:19.500 --> 00:17:20.916 align:center
The government is greedy.
00:17:21.000 --> 00:17:23.375 align:center
The payroll is ugly.
The staff are revolting.
00:17:23.458 --> 00:17:24.291 align:center
And you
00:17:25.041 --> 00:17:26.708 align:center
are a coke-sniffing cunt.
00:17:28.208 --> 00:17:29.041 align:center
However,
00:17:29.958 --> 00:17:33.416 align:center
because you've been passed up and you've
been caught with your pants down...
00:17:35.833 --> 00:17:37.166 align:center
I'll look into it for you.
00:17:53.583 --> 00:17:54.500 align:center
Daddy,
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what have you been up to?
00:18:14.458 --> 00:18:16.958 align:center
Edward Horniman for Ahmed Iqbal.
Thank you.
00:18:18.416 --> 00:18:20.000 align:center
How may I help you, Your Grace?
00:18:20.083 --> 00:18:23.041 align:center
I need to get a large amount of cash
by the end of the week.
00:18:23.625 --> 00:18:24.791 align:center
How much exactly?
00:18:24.875 --> 00:18:26.958 align:center
Eight million pounds.
00:18:27.041 --> 00:18:28.125 align:center
Goodness.
00:18:32.291 --> 00:18:33.541 align:center
Jesus Christ.
00:18:34.416 --> 00:18:35.791 align:center
Six million sterling.
00:18:35.875 --> 00:18:38.208 align:center
Your inheritance has made you
a very wealthy man,
00:18:38.291 --> 00:18:40.375 align:center
but that doesn't mean to say
that you're rich.
00:18:40.458 --> 00:18:42.333 align:center
You're asset rich, cash poor.
00:18:42.416 --> 00:18:43.958 align:center
Tell me,
00:18:44.916 --> 00:18:46.750 align:center
how come
there are no significant transactions
00:18:46.833 --> 00:18:49.541 align:center
in any of my father's bank accounts
in the last five years?
00:18:49.625 --> 00:18:52.666 align:center
Your father's personal expenditure
was something we never discussed.
00:18:52.750 --> 00:18:53.750 align:center
Right.
00:18:54.375 --> 00:18:56.500 align:center
What about bonds, stocks and shares?
00:18:56.583 --> 00:18:57.916 align:center
- There aren't any.
- There...?
00:18:58.416 --> 00:19:02.666 align:center
There might have been matters
we... didn't address.
00:19:02.750 --> 00:19:05.625 align:center
But, of course, I couldn't comment.
00:19:07.000 --> 00:19:08.875 align:center
Well, that's rather cryptic, Ahmed.
00:19:13.375 --> 00:19:14.625 align:center
You could sell the Gainsborough.
00:19:14.708 --> 00:19:17.208 align:center
But to attain the ultimate value
00:19:18.083 --> 00:19:19.541 align:center
will take a number of months.
00:19:20.833 --> 00:19:24.291 align:center
There has been a...
slightly unconventional approach
00:19:24.375 --> 00:19:26.000 align:center
from a lawyer based in London.
00:19:26.833 --> 00:19:31.333 align:center
His client has expressed an interest
in purchasing Halstead Manor.
00:19:31.416 --> 00:19:33.750 align:center
When someone dies,
the vultures start circling.
00:19:35.083 --> 00:19:36.125 align:center
Rather cheeky, isn't it?
00:19:36.791 --> 00:19:37.708 align:center
Hmm.
00:19:37.791 --> 00:19:38.625 align:center
What's his name?
00:19:38.708 --> 00:19:42.250 align:center
The potential purchaser wishes
to remain anonymous at this stage.
00:19:43.125 --> 00:19:44.791 align:center
But his lawyer has stated
00:19:44.875 --> 00:19:48.208 align:center
that he'd be willing to pay
well above the market value.
00:19:48.833 --> 00:19:52.333 align:center
That could be a significant sum.
00:19:52.416 --> 00:19:55.875 align:center
But there's probate and capital gains
to take into account.
00:19:58.875 --> 00:19:59.708 align:center
Tell them
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I'd be willing
to potentially entertain an offer
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if he's aggressive and quick.
00:20:06.541 --> 00:20:08.666 align:center
Forgive me
for stating the obvious,
00:20:08.750 --> 00:20:12.583 align:center
but I would be in remiss of my duties
not to point out
00:20:12.666 --> 00:20:15.958 align:center
that Halstead Manor's been
in your family for generations.
00:20:16.583 --> 00:20:18.208 align:center
Since 1550.
00:20:20.125 --> 00:20:22.666 align:center
But as I said,
I need money by the end of the week.
00:20:23.875 --> 00:20:26.416 align:center
- Set up a meeting, please.
- Understood.
00:20:27.416 --> 00:20:30.750 align:center
Sorry to disturb you.
Allow me to introduce myself.
00:20:31.375 --> 00:20:32.541 align:center
I'm Susie Glass.
00:20:33.208 --> 00:20:34.583 align:center
How can I help you, Ms. Glass?
00:20:34.666 --> 00:20:36.791 align:center
I used to be in business with your father.
00:20:39.625 --> 00:20:40.708 align:center
Well, forgive my confusion,
00:20:40.791 --> 00:20:43.708 align:center
but my father wasn't exactly known
for his business acumen.
00:20:46.083 --> 00:20:48.458 align:center
I have certain... interests
00:20:49.000 --> 00:20:50.375 align:center
I need to discuss with you.
00:20:51.291 --> 00:20:52.208 align:center
What kind of interests?
00:20:52.875 --> 00:20:54.458 align:center
Probably easier if I just show you.
00:20:59.458 --> 00:21:02.000 align:center
I liked your father.
He was a proper gentleman.
00:21:02.083 --> 00:21:04.000 align:center
A tad eccentric, but your lot are.
00:21:04.083 --> 00:21:06.916 align:center
Must've come as a bit of a shock,
inheriting everything.
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The house. The title.
00:21:09.083 --> 00:21:10.833 align:center
Worse things have happened to me.
00:21:11.416 --> 00:21:14.041 align:center
Did he mention the revenue
he was making from the farm?
00:21:14.125 --> 00:21:15.125 align:center
No, he didn't.
00:21:15.208 --> 00:21:17.791 align:center
Couldn't have been significant,
otherwise I'd have known about it.
00:21:18.583 --> 00:21:21.291 align:center
Depends what you consider
to be "significant."
00:21:22.666 --> 00:21:24.958 align:center
He was making £5 million in cash a year.
00:21:25.041 --> 00:21:26.458 align:center
Plus profit share.
00:21:26.541 --> 00:21:27.416 align:center
Excuse me?
00:21:28.458 --> 00:21:29.958 align:center
Five million pounds?
00:21:31.250 --> 00:21:33.583 align:center
I'm guessing it wasn't
from yogurts and burgers, Ms. Glass?
00:21:34.625 --> 00:21:35.541 align:center
Follow me.
00:21:48.750 --> 00:21:50.541 align:center
Now, what happens down there?
00:21:56.541 --> 00:21:57.583 align:center
Ah.
00:22:00.708 --> 00:22:02.625 align:center
What the fuck
00:22:03.500 --> 00:22:04.625 align:center
is going on?
00:22:06.375 --> 00:22:10.208 align:center
The cannabis market in the UK
is worth over six billion a year.
00:22:10.291 --> 00:22:13.291 align:center
Now, we've managed to corner
a substantial share of that market,
00:22:13.791 --> 00:22:16.041 align:center
but the challenge is
finding the space to grow it.
00:22:16.125 --> 00:22:17.416 align:center
That's where your father came in.
00:22:17.916 --> 00:22:20.208 align:center
In return for a generous consideration,
00:22:20.291 --> 00:22:24.083 align:center
he let us carry out our activities
with the necessary impunity.
00:22:24.708 --> 00:22:27.166 align:center
Turns out
there ain't that many 15,000-acre estates
00:22:27.250 --> 00:22:29.583 align:center
where you can do whatever you want
without anyone knowing.
00:22:30.083 --> 00:22:32.333 align:center
- What's this one called, Jimmy?
- Frisian duck.
00:22:32.416 --> 00:22:33.750 align:center
Very popular right now.
00:22:33.833 --> 00:22:34.708 align:center
This is Jimmy.
00:22:34.791 --> 00:22:38.375 align:center
He's been product supervisor here for...
How long's it been now, Jimmy?
00:22:38.458 --> 00:22:41.875 align:center
Three years now, boss. That's how long
I've been living under your gaff.
00:22:42.583 --> 00:22:44.708 align:center
I can't believe we finally get to meet!
00:22:45.250 --> 00:22:47.500 align:center
Me and you, we's like fam.
00:22:48.250 --> 00:22:52.083 align:center
Except you, you's like a duke, innit?
00:22:53.750 --> 00:22:55.375 align:center
Nice to finally meet you, Jimmy.
00:22:58.875 --> 00:23:03.875 align:center
Assuming my father was receiving about...
10% a year, which would seem fair,
00:23:04.541 --> 00:23:06.625 align:center
this place must be turning over
50 million a year.
00:23:07.708 --> 00:23:08.916 align:center
You're in the right ballpark.
00:23:09.583 --> 00:23:13.333 align:center
And being that you said you have
a substantial share of the market...
00:23:13.416 --> 00:23:16.166 align:center
One would assume "substantial"
means half or more.
00:23:16.250 --> 00:23:19.458 align:center
That means this is a very small cog
in a much larger machine.
00:23:20.625 --> 00:23:23.416 align:center
You must have dozens of places like this
all over the country.
00:23:23.500 --> 00:23:27.375 align:center
Your father never concerned himself
with the workings of the wider operation.
00:23:28.000 --> 00:23:29.375 align:center
Well, I'm very curious.
00:23:31.500 --> 00:23:34.250 align:center
All you need to know
is that we have an agreement
00:23:34.333 --> 00:23:36.166 align:center
that means, as the new landlord,
00:23:36.250 --> 00:23:39.333 align:center
you will receive
a significant amount of money every year
00:23:39.416 --> 00:23:42.166 align:center
in return for letting us
carry out our activities.
00:23:42.250 --> 00:23:45.583 align:center
Well, the trouble is, I might have
to put the house on the market.
00:23:45.666 --> 00:23:47.500 align:center
We'd prefer to keep things as they are.
00:23:48.500 --> 00:23:51.291 align:center
I'm sorry if that puts you
in an awkward position, Ms. Glass,
00:23:51.375 --> 00:23:53.916 align:center
but it's my house,
and my hand might be forced.
00:23:55.125 --> 00:23:57.250 align:center
I completely understand, Your Grace.
00:23:57.875 --> 00:23:59.833 align:center
What if I wanted to renegotiate?
00:24:00.750 --> 00:24:03.416 align:center
If you were serious
about wanting to sell the property,
00:24:03.916 --> 00:24:06.625 align:center
that would be... challenging for us.
00:24:06.708 --> 00:24:09.375 align:center
- Legally, there's nothing you can do.
- You're right.
00:24:09.458 --> 00:24:11.458 align:center
There's nothing legal
we could do about it.
00:24:11.958 --> 00:24:14.500 align:center
Is that a threat I sense in the equation?
00:24:14.583 --> 00:24:15.708 align:center
Absolutely not.
00:24:16.666 --> 00:24:19.375 align:center
Look, it's a lot to take on board.
I can understand that.
00:24:19.458 --> 00:24:21.125 align:center
Normally in these kinds of situations,
00:24:21.208 --> 00:24:23.250 align:center
certain discussions
have been made beforehand.
00:24:23.333 --> 00:24:27.291 align:center
And normally, the weak-willed,
work-shy, public school-educated heir
00:24:27.375 --> 00:24:30.666 align:center
takes the money
and rolls over like a good little boy.
00:24:31.958 --> 00:24:33.291 align:center
I wouldn't put it quite like that.
00:24:34.458 --> 00:24:35.666 align:center
But yeah.
00:24:36.250 --> 00:24:40.041 align:center
See how you feel once it's percolated.
Would you like a lift back to the house?
00:24:40.125 --> 00:24:42.583 align:center
No, thanks. I'll walk.
00:24:45.583 --> 00:24:46.541 align:center
Your Grace.
00:24:47.416 --> 00:24:48.625 align:center
Oh, hello, Geoff.
00:24:49.750 --> 00:24:53.125 align:center
Found her wandering around the lake. I was
gonna take her up to Your Ladyship's.
00:24:53.208 --> 00:24:54.208 align:center
Actually, Geoff,
00:24:54.291 --> 00:24:56.375 align:center
wouldn't mind a chat,
if you have the time.
00:24:57.208 --> 00:25:00.291 align:center
Well, I normally have a cup of tea
around this time of day.
00:25:01.166 --> 00:25:02.000 align:center
Perfect.
00:25:03.291 --> 00:25:05.208 align:center
How long
have you been working here, Geoff?
00:25:05.291 --> 00:25:06.375 align:center
What is it, 20 years?
00:25:07.458 --> 00:25:08.583 align:center
I'm not good with years.
00:25:08.666 --> 00:25:11.208 align:center
But you and your brother
were still in shorts.
00:25:12.958 --> 00:25:15.416 align:center
I know you've always been
incredibly loyal to my father.
00:25:17.875 --> 00:25:20.166 align:center
Gave me an opportunity
when I was in a bit of bother.
00:25:20.791 --> 00:25:23.791 align:center
Didn't have to,
but he did, and that's what counts.
00:25:27.291 --> 00:25:30.541 align:center
I also know that nothing happens on
this estate without you knowing about it.
00:25:31.416 --> 00:25:32.416 align:center
That'd be fair to say.
00:25:32.500 --> 00:25:35.166 align:center
So I assume you have some understanding
of what's going on.
00:25:35.750 --> 00:25:37.291 align:center
That would also be fair to say.
00:25:38.083 --> 00:25:39.666 align:center
- Milk, one sugar?
- Thank you.
00:25:44.250 --> 00:25:46.625 align:center
I see you've been introduced to Ms. Glass.
00:25:48.250 --> 00:25:49.875 align:center
Which also makes me think
00:25:51.041 --> 00:25:52.791 align:center
you also know what's been going on.
00:25:52.875 --> 00:25:54.791 align:center
What's the extent of your involvement?
00:25:56.208 --> 00:25:58.541 align:center
I make it my business
not to be my business.
00:25:59.750 --> 00:26:01.958 align:center
15,000 acres is enough to keep me busy.
00:26:03.291 --> 00:26:05.875 align:center
Especially when you take in
every wounded animal you come across.
00:26:05.958 --> 00:26:07.666 align:center
It's like a bloody zoo in here.
00:26:07.750 --> 00:26:09.375 align:center
Yeah, Charlie got hit by a car.
00:26:09.958 --> 00:26:11.625 align:center
Sarah-Jane flew into a window.
00:26:13.291 --> 00:26:15.875 align:center
My little mate here,
she's got a broken leg.
00:26:15.958 --> 00:26:16.791 align:center
Hmm.
00:26:20.333 --> 00:26:21.291 align:center
Is that a fox, Geoff?
00:26:22.958 --> 00:26:23.791 align:center
Yeah.
00:26:23.875 --> 00:26:25.583 align:center
Aren't you employed to cull foxes?
00:26:25.666 --> 00:26:28.291 align:center
Is there something specific
you wanted to ask me, Your Grace?
00:26:28.875 --> 00:26:29.708 align:center
Yes.
00:26:31.958 --> 00:26:34.750 align:center
My father was happy with the status quo.
00:26:35.791 --> 00:26:37.583 align:center
I'm not sure
I'm entirely comfortable with it.
00:26:37.666 --> 00:26:39.166 align:center
Well, that could be difficult.
00:26:40.041 --> 00:26:42.000 align:center
These are serious people, by all accounts.
00:26:42.083 --> 00:26:45.041 align:center
So you think I should
just keep the money and keep schtum?
00:26:45.916 --> 00:26:47.791 align:center
Worked for your father, more or less.
00:26:48.791 --> 00:26:50.083 align:center
Now they got their roots in.
00:26:50.166 --> 00:26:52.375 align:center
The trouble is,
I've run into a spot of bother.
00:26:52.916 --> 00:26:55.208 align:center
And for various reasons,
00:26:55.916 --> 00:26:56.916 align:center
I need their help.
00:26:57.000 --> 00:26:58.208 align:center
Help, they'll give ya.
00:26:59.166 --> 00:27:00.583 align:center
But it'll come at a price.
00:27:00.666 --> 00:27:01.500 align:center
Hmm.
00:27:02.833 --> 00:27:05.333 align:center
- What do you know about them?
- They're dangerous bastards.
00:27:06.750 --> 00:27:08.625 align:center
At the end of the day,
they're businessmen.
00:27:10.125 --> 00:27:13.333 align:center
As long as you're gonna make 'em money,
they'll have a conversation with ya.
00:27:14.375 --> 00:27:15.791 align:center
You need to be careful.
00:27:15.875 --> 00:27:19.750 align:center
Although they appear to be house-trained,
don't be deceived by the facade.
00:27:30.291 --> 00:27:32.500 align:center
Hi, Ahmed. Edward Horniman.
00:27:34.125 --> 00:27:36.083 align:center
I've decided
to take the house off the market.
00:27:37.791 --> 00:27:39.458 align:center
- Thank you, Bradley.
- Your Grace.
00:27:47.958 --> 00:27:50.125 align:center
Ah. Morning, Chuckles.
00:27:50.208 --> 00:27:51.125 align:center
Edwina.
00:27:51.708 --> 00:27:52.750 align:center
Like some tea?
00:27:52.833 --> 00:27:54.833 align:center
I don't have time.
I've got a train to catch.
00:27:56.208 --> 00:27:57.666 align:center
Dressed for your world tour?
00:27:57.750 --> 00:28:00.375 align:center
Do I look like
I'm dressed for a world tour? No.
00:28:01.125 --> 00:28:03.708 align:center
Mummy's persuaded me to go back to uni
to finish the year.
00:28:04.416 --> 00:28:05.875 align:center
Sounds surprisingly sensible.
00:28:07.000 --> 00:28:09.125 align:center
Freddy's the one
she should be worrying about.
00:28:09.208 --> 00:28:10.708 align:center
Don't you worry about Freddy.
00:28:12.083 --> 00:28:13.250 align:center
I'll look after Freddy.
00:28:16.291 --> 00:28:20.291 align:center
- Would you like a hand with your bags?
- You? The gentleman?
00:28:21.291 --> 00:28:23.208 align:center
- Bradley.
- Of course, Your Grace.
00:28:23.708 --> 00:28:24.958 align:center
Good luck, Chuckles.
00:28:25.541 --> 00:28:26.583 align:center
Your Grace.
00:28:27.750 --> 00:28:29.166 align:center
Come on, Bradley, chop chop.
00:28:33.791 --> 00:28:36.083 align:center
Oi, Jacky! Come here.
00:28:40.375 --> 00:28:41.458 align:center
It's the duke.
00:28:43.708 --> 00:28:44.583 align:center
Hi there, Your Grace.
00:28:44.666 --> 00:28:46.750 align:center
I need to raise
£8 million very quickly.
00:28:46.833 --> 00:28:49.000 align:center
Oh, eight million. That's a big number.
00:28:49.083 --> 00:28:51.791 align:center
My brother's in debt
to a Liverpudlian drug cartel.
00:28:52.416 --> 00:28:54.666 align:center
- What did he say the guy's name was?
- Tommy Dixon.
00:28:55.375 --> 00:28:56.250 align:center
I know him.
00:28:56.333 --> 00:28:58.958 align:center
- How much of the eight's interest?
- Half.
00:28:59.875 --> 00:29:01.041 align:center
That's strong.
00:29:01.125 --> 00:29:04.291 align:center
The interest rate wasn't made clear
on the inception of the loan.
00:29:04.375 --> 00:29:07.125 align:center
And, obviously,
my options are severely limited
00:29:07.208 --> 00:29:09.416 align:center
in terms of raising the required funds,
00:29:09.500 --> 00:29:11.500 align:center
given our business agreement.
00:29:11.583 --> 00:29:15.041 align:center
Let me see what I can do. How much
do you reckon you'd be able to get?
00:29:15.666 --> 00:29:17.875 align:center
Not sure. I'm working on it.
00:29:18.458 --> 00:29:21.750 align:center
If you can take care of four, I'll see
what I can do with the other four.
00:29:22.875 --> 00:29:24.041 align:center
I'll get back to you.
00:29:34.125 --> 00:29:35.583 align:center
What do you reckon, bruv?
00:29:35.666 --> 00:29:38.083 align:center
I know Tommy Dixon.
And his brother, The Gospel.
00:29:38.916 --> 00:29:41.333 align:center
Pair of drug-dealing Scousers
that have got God on their side.
00:29:42.000 --> 00:29:43.208 align:center
Naughty?
00:29:43.708 --> 00:29:45.541 align:center
Naughty but not double naughty.
00:29:46.333 --> 00:29:49.125 align:center
I reckon you can squeeze him.
Once they know who our dad is.
00:29:49.208 --> 00:29:51.250 align:center
Hmm. Where can I find them?
00:29:51.333 --> 00:29:54.208 align:center
Fish market. He hides behind the mackerel.
That's their front.
00:29:54.291 --> 00:29:56.250 align:center
Come on, Jacky!
00:29:56.333 --> 00:29:57.583 align:center
Go on. Get back to it.
00:29:59.166 --> 00:30:01.958 align:center
Elmo, incoming, son.
00:30:02.041 --> 00:30:03.291 align:center
Try not to hurt yourself.
00:30:10.250 --> 00:30:11.958 align:center
My name is Stevens.
00:30:12.041 --> 00:30:14.708 align:center
I'm the personal assistant
to a private individual
00:30:14.791 --> 00:30:16.833 align:center
who's interested in
purchasing Halstead Manor.
00:30:18.416 --> 00:30:20.750 align:center
I must say, my client
was somewhat disappointed
00:30:20.833 --> 00:30:24.625 align:center
to hear you'd instructed your lawyers
to pull out of negotiations
00:30:24.708 --> 00:30:29.166 align:center
before he'd had the chance
to counter with a more... attractive offer.
00:30:29.250 --> 00:30:31.250 align:center
That notwithstanding,
00:30:31.333 --> 00:30:32.666 align:center
my client would like to see
00:30:32.750 --> 00:30:35.625 align:center
if you'd be open
to a face-to-face meeting.
00:30:35.708 --> 00:30:37.208 align:center
Who exactly is your client?
00:30:37.291 --> 00:30:39.041 align:center
If you're willing to come with me,
00:30:39.125 --> 00:30:43.166 align:center
I could have you sitting with him
by, ooh, elevenses.
00:30:43.250 --> 00:30:46.541 align:center
Thank you, but my situation has changed.
I am no longer selling.
00:30:46.625 --> 00:30:47.458 align:center
Mr. Lawrence.
00:30:48.833 --> 00:30:50.375 align:center
My client understands
00:30:50.458 --> 00:30:54.750 align:center
that this represents
a considerable inconvenience to yourself.
00:30:55.500 --> 00:30:58.208 align:center
So... he'd like to make you an offer.
00:30:58.875 --> 00:31:02.666 align:center
250,000 Great British pounds.
00:31:03.708 --> 00:31:04.750 align:center
For your time.
00:31:06.541 --> 00:31:08.750 align:center
Non-recoupable, of course.
00:31:10.500 --> 00:31:12.250 align:center
Would you care to follow me, Your Grace?
00:31:50.416 --> 00:31:53.333 align:center
Handsome-looking turbot.
Two and a half kilos.
00:31:53.416 --> 00:31:54.708 align:center
Not bad for a wild fish.
00:31:54.791 --> 00:31:58.291 align:center
All right, sweetheart.
You looking or buying?
00:31:58.375 --> 00:32:00.291 align:center
Neither. I'm here for you.
00:32:01.208 --> 00:32:02.625 align:center
My name's Susie Glass.
00:32:06.041 --> 00:32:08.833 align:center
Eloquent and stylish daughter
of Bobby Glass?
00:32:08.916 --> 00:32:10.291 align:center
I respect Bobby.
00:32:11.333 --> 00:32:12.875 align:center
Everyone respects Bobby.
00:32:13.625 --> 00:32:16.166 align:center
Can we have a little convo
about Freddy Horniman?
00:32:18.125 --> 00:32:20.083 align:center
25% a week, son.
00:32:20.166 --> 00:32:21.375 align:center
Till the debt's paid.
00:32:23.625 --> 00:32:24.625 align:center
Let's go upstairs.
00:32:27.708 --> 00:32:30.000 align:center
So I hear your dad's caught a nasty cold.
00:32:30.666 --> 00:32:31.875 align:center
How long's he got left?
00:32:31.958 --> 00:32:33.916 align:center
He's four into a ten stretch.
00:32:34.458 --> 00:32:35.291 align:center
Ouch.
00:32:38.375 --> 00:32:40.916 align:center
I've heard nothing but good things
about your operation.
00:32:42.250 --> 00:32:45.125 align:center
I used to think
the puff game was too much hassle.
00:32:45.625 --> 00:32:49.125 align:center
Too bulky, not enough return.
Sounds like you've got it under manners.
00:32:49.208 --> 00:32:51.500 align:center
We've always steered clear of the powder.
00:32:51.583 --> 00:32:53.375 align:center
Means we're not in competition
with each other.
00:32:53.458 --> 00:32:55.416 align:center
What I can't understand is,
00:32:55.916 --> 00:32:58.250 align:center
what's the connection
with you and that posh twat?
00:32:58.333 --> 00:33:00.208 align:center
I have a business interest
00:33:00.291 --> 00:33:03.125 align:center
that could be put in jeopardy
by this little debt of his.
00:33:03.750 --> 00:33:07.583 align:center
And I wanted to see if there was a way
we might be able to resolve it.
00:33:07.666 --> 00:33:09.291 align:center
Eight million's a lot of money.
00:33:09.375 --> 00:33:11.583 align:center
But 100% of fuck all is fuck all.
00:33:13.833 --> 00:33:16.250 align:center
Look, we both know
you're not gonna get the full eight,
00:33:16.333 --> 00:33:17.875 align:center
so let's be realistic.
00:33:18.583 --> 00:33:21.750 align:center
What happens
if I can get you the original four
00:33:21.833 --> 00:33:23.541 align:center
in cash by the end of the week?
00:33:23.625 --> 00:33:26.375 align:center
I can't just write off
four million in interest.
00:33:27.916 --> 00:33:32.375 align:center
What about if we treat it
as an investment into your operation?
00:33:33.541 --> 00:33:36.250 align:center
No, that's not gonna work.
I'm not looking for investors.
00:33:37.000 --> 00:33:40.541 align:center
But I am still trying to find
a way through this. Somehow.
00:33:43.208 --> 00:33:46.125 align:center
- When would I get the four million?
- You can pick it up on Friday.
00:33:46.625 --> 00:33:49.791 align:center
Sweetened with a bar's worth
of white widow super cheese.
00:33:56.625 --> 00:33:57.625 align:center
All right.
00:33:58.208 --> 00:33:59.458 align:center
On one condition.
00:34:00.041 --> 00:34:01.583 align:center
He's got to apologize.
00:34:02.875 --> 00:34:04.958 align:center
And he's got to admit that he's a cock.
00:34:05.875 --> 00:34:06.750 align:center
Understood.
00:34:06.833 --> 00:34:09.708 align:center
And I want it recorded for posterity.
00:34:10.916 --> 00:34:13.416 align:center
There's a video
I would like him to emulate.
00:34:14.708 --> 00:34:15.583 align:center
Right.
00:34:16.541 --> 00:34:19.333 align:center
Well, there's videos and there's videos.
00:34:19.416 --> 00:34:20.750 align:center
It's nothing nasty.
00:34:21.250 --> 00:34:22.125 align:center
So,
00:34:23.000 --> 00:34:24.166 align:center
if I get you the four
00:34:25.291 --> 00:34:26.541 align:center
and the super cheese
00:34:27.375 --> 00:34:28.375 align:center
and the video,
00:34:29.125 --> 00:34:30.375 align:center
with an apology,
00:34:32.166 --> 00:34:33.166 align:center
are we good?
00:34:33.250 --> 00:34:36.833 align:center
Oh aye, yeah.
You get me all that, we're golden.
00:35:00.666 --> 00:35:01.625 align:center
Thank you, Jeffrey.
00:35:04.375 --> 00:35:07.708 align:center
Sir, the Duke of Halstead,
Edward Horniman.
00:35:07.791 --> 00:35:09.625 align:center
- Good morning.
- Pleasure, Your Grace.
00:35:10.375 --> 00:35:12.750 align:center
Stanley Johnston. With a 'T'.
00:35:15.333 --> 00:35:16.625 align:center
You'd probably like to know
00:35:16.708 --> 00:35:21.125 align:center
why I am so interested
in buying your family estate.
00:35:21.958 --> 00:35:23.000 align:center
I would, rather.
00:35:23.083 --> 00:35:24.666 align:center
Hmm. Thank you, Stevens.
00:35:27.416 --> 00:35:30.708 align:center
The truth is, it's a paragon of an example
00:35:30.791 --> 00:35:33.375 align:center
of the architectural philosophy
of William Kent,
00:35:33.458 --> 00:35:34.583 align:center
who was a jack of all trades.
00:35:35.333 --> 00:35:36.583 align:center
And a master of some.
00:35:36.666 --> 00:35:39.625 align:center
Hmm. So you're familiar
with his philosophy?
00:35:39.708 --> 00:35:41.916 align:center
Wasn't it something to do
with the reconciliation
00:35:42.000 --> 00:35:43.875 align:center
of the feral with the refined?
00:35:43.958 --> 00:35:46.500 align:center
A worthy obsession that we both share.
00:35:47.916 --> 00:35:52.583 align:center
People either survive in the jungle
or exist in the zoo.
00:35:53.083 --> 00:35:55.958 align:center
Few recognize the significance
00:35:56.041 --> 00:35:58.958 align:center
of the paradoxical reconciliation
of the two.
00:35:59.666 --> 00:36:01.625 align:center
It takes a rare individual
00:36:01.708 --> 00:36:04.958 align:center
who understands how cunning
and aggressive one has to be
00:36:05.041 --> 00:36:07.625 align:center
to acquire an estate such as yours.
00:36:07.708 --> 00:36:11.458 align:center
Your house is a testament
to the synthesis of this culture.
00:36:12.208 --> 00:36:13.541 align:center
Refinement
00:36:14.500 --> 00:36:15.625 align:center
with aggression.
00:36:17.208 --> 00:36:19.916 align:center
The first duke
understood this principle, as do I.
00:36:20.583 --> 00:36:23.250 align:center
Which is why I intend to offer you
an obscene amount of money
00:36:23.333 --> 00:36:24.583 align:center
for your country estate.
00:36:26.083 --> 00:36:28.000 align:center
Well, that's a compelling sales pitch.
00:36:28.833 --> 00:36:30.500 align:center
But if you put it like that,
00:36:30.583 --> 00:36:32.708 align:center
you run the danger
of selling it back to me.
00:36:34.125 --> 00:36:36.416 align:center
Now, shall we play or shall we talk?
00:36:36.500 --> 00:36:38.166 align:center
Do you drink wine?
00:36:52.375 --> 00:36:56.125 align:center
Value is derived from what
someone's willing to pay for something.
00:36:56.208 --> 00:36:58.833 align:center
If I say it's worth that much,
00:36:59.666 --> 00:37:00.500 align:center
it's worth it.
00:37:01.708 --> 00:37:02.625 align:center
At least to me.
00:37:03.416 --> 00:37:04.666 align:center
Well, that's quite a number.
00:37:05.625 --> 00:37:08.500 align:center
And I appreciate the lengths
you've gone to present it to me.
00:37:09.625 --> 00:37:12.583 align:center
I've changed my mind, however.
The land's not for sale.
00:37:17.291 --> 00:37:18.125 align:center
Thank you.
00:37:21.666 --> 00:37:23.416 align:center
I hope you don't disapprove
00:37:23.500 --> 00:37:25.708 align:center
in the way I prefer my wine presented.
00:37:26.708 --> 00:37:28.125 align:center
In breaking with tradition.
00:37:29.125 --> 00:37:32.541 align:center
I like to decant and clean the liquid.
00:37:33.375 --> 00:37:35.291 align:center
Clear the bottle of any sediment.
00:37:35.875 --> 00:37:37.416 align:center
Then return the wine
00:37:37.500 --> 00:37:40.333 align:center
so it can be enjoyed
in its original housing.
00:37:41.083 --> 00:37:42.250 align:center
Speaking of housing,
00:37:43.500 --> 00:37:46.791 align:center
I'm prepared to go
farther north of that number.
00:37:47.541 --> 00:37:50.041 align:center
Why don't you allow me to provide the keys
00:37:50.125 --> 00:37:52.875 align:center
to free yourself
from your inherited legacy?
00:37:53.916 --> 00:37:55.375 align:center
It may be surprising to you,
00:37:56.291 --> 00:37:57.791 align:center
but I appreciate
00:37:57.875 --> 00:38:02.708 align:center
the paradoxical blessing and curse
of your perceived privilege.
00:38:02.791 --> 00:38:04.791 align:center
Well, I appreciate the appreciation.
00:38:04.875 --> 00:38:08.666 align:center
But timing is everything,
and now is not the right time.
00:38:10.458 --> 00:38:12.333 align:center
Stevens, please.
00:38:15.833 --> 00:38:16.666 align:center
Mr. J.
00:38:17.958 --> 00:38:19.875 align:center
- Thank you.
- My pleasure.
00:38:25.083 --> 00:38:26.750 align:center
Mm. Yummy.
00:38:29.083 --> 00:38:30.583 align:center
The Romanée-Conti 2002.
00:38:30.666 --> 00:38:33.250 align:center
- Are you a fan of DRC?
- Mm.
00:38:34.333 --> 00:38:36.041 align:center
I'm more of a Bordeaux man myself.
00:38:36.791 --> 00:38:39.041 align:center
But my father,
he was all about the Burgundy.
00:38:39.125 --> 00:38:40.291 align:center
He collected the DRC.
00:38:42.125 --> 00:38:44.083 align:center
Have you ever tried an '82?
00:38:44.958 --> 00:38:48.083 align:center
I understand there are only
six cases left in the world.
00:38:48.166 --> 00:38:49.916 align:center
Eight, actually.
00:38:50.833 --> 00:38:52.333 align:center
Two belong to the Crown Estate.
00:38:52.416 --> 00:38:54.541 align:center
One belongs to the Archduke of Moldova.
00:38:54.625 --> 00:38:57.375 align:center
And the rest... Well, they're in our cellar.
00:38:59.083 --> 00:39:01.125 align:center
Along with two cases of the '45.
00:39:01.208 --> 00:39:04.041 align:center
Ah, the temptation is too much.
00:39:04.125 --> 00:39:08.041 align:center
If you won't allow me to buy the house,
please allow me to buy the wine.
00:39:08.125 --> 00:39:10.750 align:center
I promise I will be very generous.
00:39:11.541 --> 00:39:12.833 align:center
What about the wine?
00:39:12.916 --> 00:39:16.041 align:center
That could reach three,
00:39:16.125 --> 00:39:17.958 align:center
but, again, that will take time.
00:39:18.708 --> 00:39:21.083 align:center
It'd be very hard for me to let that go.
00:39:25.458 --> 00:39:27.000 align:center
- Your Grace.
- Mr. Stevens.
00:39:28.708 --> 00:39:29.583 align:center
Let's go.
00:39:34.166 --> 00:39:38.000 align:center
- My father's wine collection.
- In paper. Exactly what we need.
00:39:38.083 --> 00:39:41.041 align:center
That, plus the money in the safe,
00:39:42.041 --> 00:39:43.583 align:center
should clear my brother's debt.
00:39:45.833 --> 00:39:47.916 align:center
Assuming your conversation
with Mr. Dixon went well.
00:39:48.000 --> 00:39:49.708 align:center
There's a couple of caveats.
00:39:49.791 --> 00:39:52.750 align:center
But he's agreed to accept the four
as long as it's cash and tomorrow.
00:39:52.833 --> 00:39:55.291 align:center
Eight to four. That's very impressive.
00:39:55.375 --> 00:39:58.791 align:center
Think of it as a gesture of goodwill.
From me.
00:40:05.583 --> 00:40:06.541 align:center
Everything all right?
00:40:07.750 --> 00:40:08.916 align:center
No, not really.
00:40:10.291 --> 00:40:12.166 align:center
Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie.
00:40:12.250 --> 00:40:14.541 align:center
Edwina, just hear me out, okay?
00:40:14.625 --> 00:40:17.166 align:center
This guy's a two-time
world heavyweight champion.
00:40:17.250 --> 00:40:19.750 align:center
- How much did you put on?
- Yeah, well, all of it.
00:40:19.833 --> 00:40:22.750 align:center
It's a dead cert, bro.
Winner takes all. I met his trainer.
00:40:22.833 --> 00:40:25.625 align:center
What's the name of the bookie
you made the bet with? Tell me now.
00:40:25.708 --> 00:40:29.833 align:center
There's no bookies in this kind of fight.
It's very exclusive and off the record.
00:40:29.916 --> 00:40:31.125 align:center
It's V-V-VIP.
00:40:31.208 --> 00:40:34.000 align:center
Hold on. How did you place a bet
if there's no bookie, Freddy?
00:40:34.083 --> 00:40:35.208 align:center
Through a friend of a friend.
00:40:35.291 --> 00:40:37.583 align:center
What do you mean,
"a friend of a friend"? Who?
00:40:37.666 --> 00:40:39.750 align:center
Pete. He's got a mate
who put five mill on the guy.
00:40:39.833 --> 00:40:42.541 align:center
- He's cutting me in.
- Jesus fucking Christ. Sticky Pete?
00:40:42.625 --> 00:40:44.291 align:center
Haven't you learnt your lesson?
00:40:44.375 --> 00:40:48.125 align:center
Look, he wants to make amends, Eddie.
There's no way this guy's not gonna win.
00:40:48.208 --> 00:40:49.583 align:center
It's Joey Bang*Bang.
00:40:49.666 --> 00:40:51.666 align:center
Tell Pete you made a mistake.
00:40:51.750 --> 00:40:53.833 align:center
Tell him you're sorry,
and get my fucking money back.
00:40:53.916 --> 00:40:56.333 align:center
Gotta go.
They're putting phones in Kevlar bags.
00:40:56.416 --> 00:40:57.791 align:center
That's how exclusive this place is.
00:40:57.875 --> 00:41:00.791 align:center
- Freddy, listen to me. Freddy!
- Okay, gotta go. Love you. Bye.
00:41:02.416 --> 00:41:05.875 align:center
Ooh, it's fight night, phone man.
I'm feeling good.
00:41:07.125 --> 00:41:10.208 align:center
- We're gonna need to find this fight.
- I know a man.
00:41:22.541 --> 00:41:24.000 align:center
- All right, Suze?
- Jacky boy.
00:41:24.500 --> 00:41:25.333 align:center
Your Highness.
00:41:25.416 --> 00:41:26.666 align:center
Jack.
00:41:26.750 --> 00:41:28.833 align:center
- You got the readies?
- Yeah. Here you go.
00:41:32.958 --> 00:41:34.166 align:center
- 200, yeah?
- Mm.
00:41:34.250 --> 00:41:35.791 align:center
I can't make no promises.
00:41:35.875 --> 00:41:38.375 align:center
I'll have a word with the geezer
on the door, see what he can do.
00:41:38.458 --> 00:41:39.625 align:center
Don't move.
00:41:41.166 --> 00:41:44.166 align:center
Your brother seems functional.
That must be useful.
00:41:44.250 --> 00:41:47.333 align:center
- He's not always that functional.
- Why, what's his vice?
00:41:47.416 --> 00:41:49.625 align:center
- His cock.
- What does he do with it?
00:41:49.708 --> 00:41:51.708 align:center
Usual thing. Just a lot of it.
00:41:51.791 --> 00:41:53.833 align:center
So I managed to snag you
a couple of tickets.
00:41:53.916 --> 00:41:58.083 align:center
But listen, you've gotta remember,
this fight's completely off the books.
00:41:58.166 --> 00:41:59.666 align:center
Results stay in the room
00:41:59.750 --> 00:42:01.791 align:center
as these are both world champion boxers.
00:42:01.875 --> 00:42:03.708 align:center
They don't wanna lose their ranking.
00:42:04.708 --> 00:42:07.708 align:center
And, Suze, no grief.
It's my name on the line tonight.
00:42:07.791 --> 00:42:09.500 align:center
- All right.
- Enjoy.
00:42:10.083 --> 00:42:11.791 align:center
Come on. Let's get the money back.
00:42:26.166 --> 00:42:28.375 align:center
It's not often
they put on these get-togethers.
00:42:34.625 --> 00:42:36.708 align:center
That table's flown in from Vegas.
00:42:36.791 --> 00:42:39.375 align:center
Gypsy Kid's very popular
with our friends across the Atlantic.
00:42:40.708 --> 00:42:43.750 align:center
The big ticket's Joey Bang*Bang.
You've got the Americans.
00:42:46.000 --> 00:42:48.583 align:center
Then you've got the Albanians.
The Chinese.
00:42:51.333 --> 00:42:54.541 align:center
The Russians,
sitting happily next to the Ukrainians.
00:42:56.041 --> 00:42:58.000 align:center
And then the traveling community.
00:43:00.791 --> 00:43:01.791 align:center
Get him!
00:43:05.666 --> 00:43:08.375 align:center
Nothing brings people together
like a spot of blood on the canvas.
00:43:10.500 --> 00:43:14.083 align:center
There'll be 50-100 million British pounds
rattling around in here tonight.
00:43:16.041 --> 00:43:18.666 align:center
Yeah. And a few of those are mine.
00:43:27.000 --> 00:43:28.166 align:center
Psychology, baby.
00:43:28.666 --> 00:43:30.208 align:center
Edwina, how the fuck did you get in?
00:43:31.666 --> 00:43:32.583 align:center
- Money.
- What money?
00:43:32.666 --> 00:43:34.666 align:center
Freddy's money. Which is my money.
00:43:34.750 --> 00:43:36.833 align:center
Nothing I can do about that now.
Fight's started.
00:43:37.833 --> 00:43:39.708 align:center
Eddie, I've got this under control, okay?
00:43:39.791 --> 00:43:41.833 align:center
Freddy, I'll deal with you later.
00:43:42.666 --> 00:43:45.625 align:center
You need to find whoever laid the bet
and get my money back.
00:43:45.708 --> 00:43:48.416 align:center
Will you relax?
There's no way Bang*Bang's gonna lose.
00:43:48.500 --> 00:43:51.041 align:center
He's pulverizing him.
You're ruining the experience.
00:43:51.125 --> 00:43:52.791 align:center
It's fight night, okay? Fight night!
00:43:52.875 --> 00:43:54.583 align:center
Can we talk about this in a minute?
00:43:54.666 --> 00:43:55.666 align:center
Listen to me, Peter.
00:43:56.500 --> 00:43:57.625 align:center
Without knowing it,
00:43:57.708 --> 00:44:01.166 align:center
you have stepped into a world
that you are not familiar with.
00:44:01.916 --> 00:44:06.375 align:center
That money is expected by someone
who will not suffer disappointment.
00:44:06.458 --> 00:44:09.875 align:center
Oh, I'm sorry. That sounds like a threat.
It's not my problem. It's yours.
00:44:09.958 --> 00:44:11.833 align:center
It's gonna be your fucking problem.
00:44:11.916 --> 00:44:13.666 align:center
Your brother put that money
on Joey Bang*Bang.
00:44:13.750 --> 00:44:15.750 align:center
Joey wins, your brother's
about to double his money.
00:44:15.833 --> 00:44:18.125 align:center
If he loses, that money
doesn't belong to him anymore,
00:44:18.208 --> 00:44:20.166 align:center
and there's nothing
anyone can do about it.
00:44:20.250 --> 00:44:22.833 align:center
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:44:23.958 --> 00:44:27.541 align:center
Take it easy.
Susie Glass wants to see you.
00:44:28.916 --> 00:44:29.958 align:center
I'm not done with you.
00:44:30.041 --> 00:44:32.541 align:center
Okay, whatever. Why don't you fuck off?
00:44:44.250 --> 00:44:45.500 align:center
Thank you, Roger.
00:44:46.083 --> 00:44:48.791 align:center
- How'd that work out?
- Not as well as I would have liked.
00:44:48.875 --> 00:44:51.375 align:center
Well, sit down, have a drink,
00:44:51.458 --> 00:44:54.250 align:center
watch the fight.
We'll figure something out.
00:45:07.000 --> 00:45:09.208 align:center
You got this, Bang*Bang.
You got this, baby girl.
00:45:19.916 --> 00:45:21.125 align:center
What? What is it?
00:45:23.583 --> 00:45:24.708 align:center
It's a scam.
00:45:26.333 --> 00:45:27.750 align:center
What do you mean, it's a scam?
00:45:28.541 --> 00:45:30.125 align:center
He never places the bets, mate.
00:45:31.250 --> 00:45:32.833 align:center
He preys on the posh.
00:45:32.916 --> 00:45:34.583 align:center
Only rinses the privileged.
00:45:35.166 --> 00:45:38.000 align:center
Then he protects himself
with plastic gangsters
00:45:38.083 --> 00:45:39.666 align:center
that he's immersed himself with,
00:45:39.750 --> 00:45:42.875 align:center
and your lot
are too intimidated to complain.
00:46:38.041 --> 00:46:39.583 align:center
You never placed the fucking bet.
00:46:39.666 --> 00:46:41.500 align:center
That's a very serious allegation,
Your Grace.
00:46:44.875 --> 00:46:47.041 align:center
The fundamental rules of gambling
are very simple.
00:46:47.125 --> 00:46:49.416 align:center
Uh, when you lose, you pay up.
00:46:51.833 --> 00:46:52.833 align:center
What do you think, John?
00:46:52.916 --> 00:46:56.166 align:center
I think you should fuck off
back to your country house
00:46:56.250 --> 00:46:57.791 align:center
and wank off your spaniel.
00:46:59.250 --> 00:47:00.541 align:center
Get your hands off me.
00:47:00.625 --> 00:47:01.791 align:center
Careful, posh boy.
00:47:02.708 --> 00:47:05.541 align:center
We know where you live,
and we do knock on doors.
00:47:05.625 --> 00:47:07.041 align:center
You're embarrassing yourself.
00:47:07.125 --> 00:47:10.666 align:center
You're not in the army anymore.
You've got nothing to back you up.
00:47:13.416 --> 00:47:14.250 align:center
No!
00:47:14.333 --> 00:47:17.666 align:center
Why's he lying on the ground?
Someone get him up off the ground!
00:47:19.916 --> 00:47:23.541 align:center
- No! No! Fuck off. No!
00:47:26.458 --> 00:47:27.750 align:center
Any evolution?
00:47:27.833 --> 00:47:28.708 align:center
No.
00:47:30.750 --> 00:47:32.583 align:center
We need to leave. Now.
00:47:33.500 --> 00:47:34.875 align:center
Do you mind if I talk to him?
00:47:36.458 --> 00:47:38.250 align:center
Once things have calmed down.
00:47:41.250 --> 00:47:43.875 align:center
Does the name Stanley Johnston
ring a bell?
00:47:44.541 --> 00:47:45.583 align:center
No, why?
00:47:45.666 --> 00:47:47.500 align:center
He's the chap
I just sold the wine to.
00:47:48.083 --> 00:47:50.708 align:center
He is very interested
in buying the estate.
00:47:51.416 --> 00:47:54.208 align:center
And the kind of money
he was offering suggested
00:47:55.125 --> 00:47:57.666 align:center
he might know
something about the operation.
00:47:58.250 --> 00:48:00.791 align:center
- What did you say his name was?
- Stanley Johnston.
00:48:02.083 --> 00:48:02.958 align:center
With a 'T'.
00:48:05.833 --> 00:48:07.041 align:center
What did you say to him?
00:48:08.208 --> 00:48:09.541 align:center
I said it wasn't for sale.
00:48:10.125 --> 00:48:12.041 align:center
Well done. That's the correct answer.
00:48:12.916 --> 00:48:13.958 align:center
Take a look at this.
00:48:16.125 --> 00:48:16.958 align:center
What is it?
00:48:17.041 --> 00:48:17.875 align:center
The lyrics
00:48:18.375 --> 00:48:20.916 align:center
to a song Freddy's gotta sing
when he hands the money over.
00:48:21.916 --> 00:48:24.208 align:center
And he's gotta dance. Like a chicken.
00:48:24.791 --> 00:48:26.125 align:center
Like a chicken?
00:48:26.208 --> 00:48:27.166 align:center
Like a chicken.
00:48:27.833 --> 00:48:29.541 align:center
Why does he have to dance like a chicken?
00:48:29.625 --> 00:48:33.416 align:center
Because Tommy Dixon,
understandably, needs an apology.
00:48:38.250 --> 00:48:39.125 align:center
Party time.
00:48:44.291 --> 00:48:47.791 align:center
"I'm a posh twat who fucked up,
ee-i-ee-i-o."
00:48:47.875 --> 00:48:50.875 align:center
"I fucked up
because I'm a knob, ee-i-ee-i-o."
00:48:50.958 --> 00:48:54.166 align:center
"With a twat, twat here,
and a twat, twat there."
00:48:54.250 --> 00:48:55.958 align:center
How old is Tommy Dixon?
00:48:56.041 --> 00:48:57.583 align:center
It's a small price to pay.
00:48:58.416 --> 00:49:00.791 align:center
Want us to count it?
Guy said it's all there.
00:49:00.875 --> 00:49:04.000 align:center
- No, I'm good.
- You sure? It'll just take a little while.
00:49:04.083 --> 00:49:05.333 align:center
No, come on, let's go.
00:49:05.416 --> 00:49:07.666 align:center
All right. I think he wants to say sorry.
00:49:07.750 --> 00:49:09.958 align:center
Oh. Do you want an apology?
00:49:11.208 --> 00:49:12.625 align:center
I don't know. Do I?
00:49:12.708 --> 00:49:15.708 align:center
Yes, you do. We need closure.
00:49:16.541 --> 00:49:17.458 align:center
Blanket!
00:49:27.291 --> 00:49:28.958 align:center
One Sticky Pete.
00:49:31.333 --> 00:49:34.333 align:center
I... I just wanted to say sorry
00:49:35.208 --> 00:49:36.708 align:center
from the bottom of my heart.
00:49:37.833 --> 00:49:41.208 align:center
- Ah, that's nice, innit, Eddie?
00:49:41.291 --> 00:49:44.250 align:center
I gave you back the money,
and I've said I'm sorry,
00:49:44.333 --> 00:49:46.375 align:center
so are we cool?
00:49:46.458 --> 00:49:48.375 align:center
I don't know.
00:49:49.333 --> 00:49:50.666 align:center
Are we cool, Edward?
00:49:53.750 --> 00:49:54.625 align:center
Yeah.
00:49:56.000 --> 00:49:56.916 align:center
Yeah, we're cool.
00:50:03.916 --> 00:50:06.708 align:center
You said you were gonna talk to him.
00:50:06.791 --> 00:50:08.416 align:center
- Oh, we did.
00:50:08.500 --> 00:50:10.416 align:center
Don't worry about him. We did him a favor.
00:50:10.916 --> 00:50:13.333 align:center
We discipline the dog, not the man.
00:50:13.416 --> 00:50:14.666 align:center
What's that supposed to mean?
00:50:14.750 --> 00:50:17.208 align:center
There's a dog in a man
that the man can't control.
00:50:17.750 --> 00:50:19.375 align:center
So we had to control it for him.
00:50:20.250 --> 00:50:22.791 align:center
Know what the fundamental challenge
with the human condition is?
00:50:22.875 --> 00:50:23.708 align:center
No.
00:50:25.041 --> 00:50:28.875 align:center
But filling in the blanks,
is it too much dog and not enough man?
00:50:28.958 --> 00:50:30.750 align:center
Too much untrained dog.
00:50:32.041 --> 00:50:34.625 align:center
And we are in the dog training business.
00:50:37.583 --> 00:50:38.583 align:center
Pull!
00:50:41.166 --> 00:50:44.791 align:center
Oh, for fuck's sake!
I've missed ten on the bounce, Geoff.
00:50:44.875 --> 00:50:47.416 align:center
There's a problem with the weighting.
They're flying too fast.
00:50:47.500 --> 00:50:50.875 align:center
This time, we don't shoot at the target.
00:50:51.750 --> 00:50:54.041 align:center
We shoot four feet in front of it.
00:50:54.125 --> 00:50:56.583 align:center
That's exactly what I'm doing, Geoffrey.
00:50:56.666 --> 00:50:57.875 align:center
Well, this time,
00:50:58.625 --> 00:51:00.333 align:center
we try and miss it in front.
00:51:07.541 --> 00:51:08.375 align:center
Pull.
00:51:09.458 --> 00:51:11.791 align:center
Smashed it!
00:51:13.625 --> 00:51:15.166 align:center
Natural-born killer, Your Grace.
00:51:15.750 --> 00:51:16.625 align:center
Well done, Fredward.
00:51:17.375 --> 00:51:18.750 align:center
Ah, Edwina.
00:51:19.333 --> 00:51:20.666 align:center
Yes, please, Mr. Lawrence.
00:51:21.958 --> 00:51:23.250 align:center
- Wham Tam.
- Edwina.
00:51:23.333 --> 00:51:25.791 align:center
- How did you get on with Pete?
- I got the money back.
00:51:26.291 --> 00:51:27.583 align:center
What? How come?
00:51:28.375 --> 00:51:29.583 align:center
He never placed the bet.
00:51:29.666 --> 00:51:33.000 align:center
- What do you mean he never placed the bet?
- I mean he never placed the bet.
00:51:33.791 --> 00:51:35.333 align:center
Oh, that fucking...
00:51:35.416 --> 00:51:39.750 align:center
But Mr. Dixon has agreed to take the four,
which means we're good for tomorrow.
00:51:39.833 --> 00:51:42.708 align:center
Well, fuck a duck. Well played.
How'd you manage that?
00:51:42.791 --> 00:51:45.250 align:center
Four million off the eight.
I mean... Christ.
00:51:45.333 --> 00:51:47.000 align:center
I'd suck his cock for four big ones.
00:51:47.791 --> 00:51:49.208 align:center
That's good to know, Freddy.
00:51:50.166 --> 00:51:51.583 align:center
There is, however, one
00:51:52.958 --> 00:51:53.833 align:center
minor caveat.
00:51:53.916 --> 00:51:57.833 align:center
- What do you mean, "minor caveat"?
- Break the gun, please, Freddy.
00:52:00.000 --> 00:52:01.875 align:center
He wants you to say you're a cock.
00:52:03.541 --> 00:52:04.500 align:center
He wants me to...
00:52:07.333 --> 00:52:08.916 align:center
Fine. I'm a cock.
00:52:09.000 --> 00:52:10.916 align:center
There. Fucking easy-peasy. No problem.
00:52:11.000 --> 00:52:11.916 align:center
Good.
00:52:12.000 --> 00:52:14.958 align:center
Everyone thinks I'm a cock anyway, right?
He does. Pete does.
00:52:15.041 --> 00:52:17.916 align:center
Dad definitely fucking did, or he wouldn't
have cut me out of his will.
00:52:18.000 --> 00:52:19.916 align:center
What about you? Do you think I'm a cock?
00:52:20.500 --> 00:52:23.333 align:center
- Well, you have been a bit of a cock.
- Right, okay.
00:52:23.416 --> 00:52:24.791 align:center
Doesn't mean you always are.
00:52:24.875 --> 00:52:26.083 align:center
Well, that's just fucking...
00:52:26.166 --> 00:52:27.791 align:center
Geoff? Do you think I'm a cock?
00:52:29.583 --> 00:52:32.875 align:center
Cheers, Geoff.
Wham Tam, what about you? Am I a cock?
00:52:32.958 --> 00:52:34.416 align:center
All men are cocks, Freddy.
00:52:34.500 --> 00:52:36.916 align:center
- Fine, whatever. Anything else?
- Yes.
00:52:37.541 --> 00:52:41.083 align:center
He wants you to do a dance
and sing the apology. It's right here.
00:52:47.500 --> 00:52:49.041 align:center
He's dressed like a chicken.
00:52:49.125 --> 00:52:50.458 align:center
Yes. There is that too.
00:52:55.500 --> 00:52:56.333 align:center
Fine.
00:52:57.041 --> 00:52:57.875 align:center
I'm a chicken.
00:52:58.750 --> 00:53:01.333 align:center
Cluck, cluck, flap, flap, I'm so sorry.
There. What else?
00:53:02.875 --> 00:53:04.541 align:center
He wants to film the performance.
00:53:14.916 --> 00:53:15.750 align:center
No.
00:53:17.041 --> 00:53:18.916 align:center
I'm not doing it.
I'm not fucking doing it.
00:53:19.000 --> 00:53:22.291 align:center
Hold on. Two minutes ago,
you were willing to suck his cock.
00:53:22.375 --> 00:53:24.041 align:center
Yeah, in private, Eddie.
00:53:24.125 --> 00:53:25.791 align:center
He's going to film it, Freddy.
00:53:25.875 --> 00:53:27.750 align:center
He's not fucking filming it, Eddie!
00:53:27.833 --> 00:53:29.750 align:center
Yes, he is.
00:53:31.041 --> 00:53:34.000 align:center
You asked for my help,
and I'm helping you.
00:53:34.083 --> 00:53:36.875 align:center
Not because you fished me out of a pond
when I was three,
00:53:36.958 --> 00:53:40.333 align:center
but because you are my brother,
and that's what brothers do.
00:53:40.416 --> 00:53:43.833 align:center
As a result, you have to do
everything that I tell you
00:53:44.375 --> 00:53:45.208 align:center
from now on.
00:53:49.916 --> 00:53:52.000 align:center
And if that means dancing like a chicken,
00:53:52.500 --> 00:53:53.750 align:center
you dance like a chicken.
00:53:53.833 --> 00:53:58.750 align:center
You don't dance like a stripper
or a bear or a balle-fucking-rina.
00:53:59.791 --> 00:54:01.041 align:center
You dance like a chicken.
00:54:02.666 --> 00:54:03.583 align:center
Is that clear?
00:54:05.416 --> 00:54:08.666 align:center
You've taken everything else from me.
Why not take what's left of my dignity?
00:54:08.750 --> 00:54:11.208 align:center
Is that clear, Freddy?
00:54:13.958 --> 00:54:15.750 align:center
Yes, Your Grace.
00:54:39.791 --> 00:54:41.333 align:center
Quite the gaff.
00:54:42.000 --> 00:54:44.833 align:center
Thomas. I did say the back door.
00:54:44.916 --> 00:54:47.833 align:center
Tradesmen's entrance.
You are a tradesman, after all.
00:54:47.916 --> 00:54:50.958 align:center
The trade was
I'm dropping from eight to four.
00:54:51.583 --> 00:54:53.958 align:center
So I think that means
I can walk in the front door.
00:54:54.750 --> 00:54:55.833 align:center
Come on, then.
00:55:03.416 --> 00:55:06.625 align:center
Hey, soft lad, don't forget the suit.
00:55:22.500 --> 00:55:24.791 align:center
- Good afternoon, Mr. Dixon.
- All right?
00:55:24.875 --> 00:55:27.958 align:center
Thanks for making the trip.
We appreciate you're a very busy man.
00:55:28.041 --> 00:55:31.416 align:center
Oh, it was a very pretty drive.
Beautiful countryside.
00:55:34.416 --> 00:55:35.875 align:center
That for me, is it?
00:55:35.958 --> 00:55:37.875 align:center
As promised. Would you like to count it?
00:55:37.958 --> 00:55:39.791 align:center
Nah, I'll let Jethro do that.
00:55:40.666 --> 00:55:42.166 align:center
Hey, Jezza, you're up, mate.
00:55:43.250 --> 00:55:44.541 align:center
Hey! Soft lad!
00:55:45.916 --> 00:55:48.375 align:center
Is it all right
if he sets up on that desk there?
00:55:48.458 --> 00:55:49.916 align:center
Yeah, of course. Take a seat.
00:55:51.166 --> 00:55:52.875 align:center
He's got OCD, our Jethro.
00:55:52.958 --> 00:55:56.041 align:center
Takes him a while to get going.
Once he does, there's no stopping him.
00:55:57.083 --> 00:55:59.625 align:center
Right. Shall we get started, then?
00:55:59.708 --> 00:56:03.833 align:center
Uh, yeah, listen, Tommy,
about the whole chicken thing,
00:56:03.916 --> 00:56:06.625 align:center
look... I'm happy to put on the suit.
00:56:06.708 --> 00:56:08.291 align:center
I'm happy to do the dance, obviously,
00:56:08.375 --> 00:56:12.125 align:center
just to show you how genuinely apologetic
I am about this whole thing.
00:56:12.708 --> 00:56:16.000 align:center
But... you've got your money,
you'll have had your fun,
00:56:16.083 --> 00:56:18.916 align:center
and I'll have eaten humble pie.
The whole... the whole pie.
00:56:20.875 --> 00:56:22.625 align:center
You don't have to film it. Do you?
00:56:23.208 --> 00:56:26.291 align:center
That's why I agreed
to take the four instead of the eight.
00:56:27.458 --> 00:56:29.375 align:center
You're thinking about this all wrong.
00:56:29.458 --> 00:56:33.166 align:center
Your participation in this movie
is gonna earn you four million quid.
00:56:33.250 --> 00:56:35.083 align:center
That's a million quid a minute.
00:56:35.666 --> 00:56:38.041 align:center
You'll be about the best-paid actor
in the world.
00:56:38.125 --> 00:56:40.416 align:center
You should be celebrating,
not negotiating.
00:56:40.500 --> 00:56:42.500 align:center
Listen, mate,
00:56:43.000 --> 00:56:45.250 align:center
that shit could follow me around forever.
00:56:45.333 --> 00:56:46.500 align:center
Get your hand off me.
00:56:48.291 --> 00:56:49.833 align:center
I'm not your mate.
00:56:51.458 --> 00:56:53.291 align:center
Don't confuse our roles here.
00:56:54.291 --> 00:56:56.458 align:center
Today, you work for me.
00:56:57.500 --> 00:56:59.750 align:center
I direct, and you perform.
00:57:02.500 --> 00:57:04.916 align:center
And I wanna get value for fucking money.
00:57:05.541 --> 00:57:08.541 align:center
Come on, Freddy.
It's just a song. Let's get it done.
00:57:13.458 --> 00:57:15.208 align:center
Suit. Show.
00:57:16.250 --> 00:57:17.083 align:center
Go.
00:57:23.416 --> 00:57:25.416 align:center
I need a minute to, uh...
00:57:26.875 --> 00:57:27.708 align:center
...get prepared.
00:57:36.458 --> 00:57:38.750 align:center
Want the wolf
in the henhouse?
00:57:39.500 --> 00:57:41.458 align:center
♪ Ee-i-ee-i-o ♪
00:57:41.541 --> 00:57:42.833 align:center
Chicken. Chick--
00:57:42.916 --> 00:57:44.083 align:center
You're a chicken, man.
00:57:44.583 --> 00:57:46.541 align:center
You're a fucking... You're a Scouser, mate.
00:57:52.125 --> 00:57:54.958 align:center
Right!
Let's fucking do this thing.
00:57:55.041 --> 00:57:57.666 align:center
Where do you want me?
Aren't you gonna get your camera out?
00:57:57.750 --> 00:57:59.541 align:center
That's not how this works.
00:58:00.250 --> 00:58:01.666 align:center
You're gonna dance,
00:58:02.166 --> 00:58:04.291 align:center
and then I will judge
00:58:04.375 --> 00:58:06.958 align:center
whether I deem
your performance film-worthy.
00:58:09.541 --> 00:58:11.458 align:center
Do you know
why you're dressed as a chicken?
00:58:11.541 --> 00:58:15.541 align:center
Oh, I don't know, to, uh, to humiliate me
in front of the whole fucking world?
00:58:15.625 --> 00:58:18.458 align:center
There's a reason I didn't ask you
to get dressed as an eagle.
00:58:18.541 --> 00:58:19.791 align:center
Eagles don't dance.
00:58:20.416 --> 00:58:22.833 align:center
They soar. Through the air.
00:58:24.000 --> 00:58:26.791 align:center
But a chicken's
the bottom of the food chain.
00:58:30.083 --> 00:58:31.958 align:center
You're a chicken, aren't you, Freddy?
00:58:34.208 --> 00:58:37.166 align:center
You had to get bailed out
of a debt you couldn't repay.
00:58:40.083 --> 00:58:41.333 align:center
But you can repent.
00:58:42.125 --> 00:58:44.416 align:center
My brother's a big fan of repentance.
00:58:45.416 --> 00:58:47.875 align:center
And a proportion of this debt is his.
00:58:49.875 --> 00:58:51.875 align:center
He sees this dance as a parable.
00:58:52.750 --> 00:58:53.625 align:center
Therefore,
00:58:54.416 --> 00:58:56.458 align:center
you don't just pretend to be a chicken.
00:58:57.666 --> 00:59:00.791 align:center
You've gotta actually be a chicken.
00:59:02.833 --> 00:59:03.875 align:center
Do you understand?
00:59:05.541 --> 00:59:07.333 align:center
The remedy is in the poison.
00:59:08.833 --> 00:59:11.375 align:center
Come on. Let's see your chicken.
00:59:11.916 --> 00:59:12.750 align:center
All right.
00:59:15.333 --> 00:59:17.500 align:center
- Let's see you, come on.
- All right!
00:59:29.083 --> 00:59:31.666 align:center
No. What the fuck is that?
00:59:33.833 --> 00:59:36.875 align:center
What the fuck
kind of shit chicken is that?
00:59:36.958 --> 00:59:39.166 align:center
Come on, let's go! Let's fucking chicken!
00:59:39.250 --> 00:59:40.083 align:center
Posh twat.
00:59:40.166 --> 00:59:41.708 align:center
Waddle like a fucking chicken!
00:59:44.416 --> 00:59:45.500 align:center
Do the sound.
00:59:46.125 --> 00:59:47.708 align:center
- That's shit!
00:59:49.708 --> 00:59:50.916 align:center
Move your neck.
00:59:51.000 --> 00:59:53.250 align:center
- Be a chicken!
- I am a fucking chicken!
00:59:53.833 --> 00:59:55.833 align:center
I want you to be a chicken.
00:59:56.625 --> 00:59:58.208 align:center
I want you to feel it.
01:00:00.791 --> 01:00:04.083 align:center
I want you
to transform into a chicken.
01:00:06.458 --> 01:00:09.958 align:center
I don't want
any vestige of humanity left in ya.
01:00:10.958 --> 01:00:13.625 align:center
I just wanna see... bird.
01:00:14.541 --> 01:00:15.541 align:center
So come on.
01:00:16.375 --> 01:00:17.208 align:center
Let's see it.
01:00:21.416 --> 01:00:24.125 align:center
What are you doing?
That's not how a chicken walks. Come on!
01:00:24.208 --> 01:00:26.791 align:center
- Come on, peck! Lay a fucking egg!
- I am fucking pecking!
01:00:26.875 --> 01:00:29.250 align:center
- I'm pecking!
- Get up on that sofa and fly off.
01:00:30.666 --> 01:00:31.583 align:center
I'm a cock!
01:00:31.666 --> 01:00:34.333 align:center
- Be a chicken!
- I can't actually fucking fly, Tommy!
01:00:34.416 --> 01:00:36.750 align:center
- Just be a fucking chicken! Come here!
01:00:37.791 --> 01:00:39.166 align:center
Come on!
01:00:39.250 --> 01:00:40.750 align:center
Look, there's all grain there.
01:00:40.833 --> 01:00:43.125 align:center
Look, come and peck the grain. Come here.
01:00:43.208 --> 01:00:44.125 align:center
There's a worm.
01:00:44.208 --> 01:00:46.666 align:center
I want you to eat the worm,
you fucking chicken!
01:00:47.541 --> 01:00:49.583 align:center
Come here! There's a fucking worm here.
01:00:49.666 --> 01:00:51.125 align:center
There's a worm!
01:00:51.208 --> 01:00:52.916 align:center
Peck the grain! Peck it, come on!
01:00:53.000 --> 01:00:54.708 align:center
Peck the fucking grain!
01:00:54.791 --> 01:00:58.041 align:center
I'm pecking the fucking grain.
I'm pecking the fucking grain!
01:00:58.125 --> 01:00:59.833 align:center
Susie, this has got to stop. Come on.
01:00:59.916 --> 01:01:01.083 align:center
Stay out of it.
01:01:01.166 --> 01:01:04.208 align:center
Come and eat this fucking worm!
Come and eat the worm!
01:01:05.000 --> 01:01:07.291 align:center
Come and eat the worm,
you fucking chicken!
01:01:31.166 --> 01:01:32.833 align:center
Tommy! That's enough!
01:01:32.916 --> 01:01:35.791 align:center
Hey, fuck off! Don't you interfere!
01:01:35.875 --> 01:01:37.958 align:center
Otherwise, it goes back up
to eight million!
01:01:38.041 --> 01:01:40.875 align:center
Can we just film this
so we can wrap this up?
01:01:40.958 --> 01:01:44.125 align:center
- He's gotta attain the frequency first.
01:01:44.208 --> 01:01:46.291 align:center
I need him to become a chicken.
01:01:46.375 --> 01:01:47.375 align:center
You fucker!
01:01:48.791 --> 01:01:50.666 align:center
Come on! Be a fucking chicken!
01:01:55.625 --> 01:01:56.458 align:center
I c--
01:01:59.791 --> 01:02:01.333 align:center
I need to go to the toilet.
01:02:09.666 --> 01:02:11.041 align:center
Go on, fuck off!
01:02:17.958 --> 01:02:18.791 align:center
Hurry up!
01:02:47.541 --> 01:02:48.541 align:center
Hey, Tommy.
01:02:50.541 --> 01:02:52.083 align:center
Who's the chicken now?
01:02:53.416 --> 01:02:55.708 align:center
- Freddy!
- Fuck off!
01:03:26.833 --> 01:03:30.083 align:center
♪ I shot him in the head
Because he was a cock ♪
01:03:30.166 --> 01:03:32.000 align:center
♪ Ee-i-ee-i-o ♪
01:03:32.500 --> 01:03:34.875 align:center
♪ Well, there's a bang, bang here
And a bang, bang there ♪
01:03:35.416 --> 01:03:39.291 align:center
♪ Here a dead, there a dead
Everywhere a dead guy's brains ♪
01:03:39.375 --> 01:03:42.291 align:center
♪ I just shot a guy in the head ♪
01:03:42.375 --> 01:03:45.583 align:center
♪ Ee-i-ee-i-o! ♪
01:03:47.500 --> 01:03:50.500 align:center
♪ Old MacDonald had a farm
Ee-i-ee-i-o ♪
01:03:50.583 --> 01:03:53.291 align:center
♪ And on this farm, he had some chicks
Ee-i-ee-i-o ♪
01:03:53.375 --> 01:03:55.041 align:center
♪ A chick, chick here
A chick, chick there ♪
01:03:55.125 --> 01:03:57.083 align:center
♪ Here a chick, there a chick
Everywhere a chick ♪
01:03:57.166 --> 01:03:59.833 align:center
♪ Old MacDonald had a farm
Ee-i-ee-i-o ♪
01:03:59.916 --> 01:04:02.875 align:center
♪ Old MacDonald had a farm
Ee-i-ee-i-o ♪
01:04:02.958 --> 01:04:05.708 align:center
♪ And on this farm, he had some ducks
Ee-i-ee-i-o ♪
01:04:05.791 --> 01:04:07.458 align:center
♪ A quack, quack here
A quack, quack there ♪
01:04:07.541 --> 01:04:09.500 align:center
♪ Here a quack, there a quack,
Everywhere a quack ♪
01:04:09.583 --> 01:04:12.583 align:center
♪ Chick, chick here, chick, chick there
Here a chick, there a chick ♪
01:04:12.666 --> 01:04:15.583 align:center
♪ Old MacDonald had a farm
Ee-i-ee-i-o ♪
01:04:15.666 --> 01:04:18.666 align:center
♪ Old MacDonald had a farm
Ee-i-ee-i-o ♪
01:04:18.750 --> 01:04:21.625 align:center
♪ And on this farm, he had some pigs
Ee-i-ee-i-o ♪
01:04:21.708 --> 01:04:25.083 align:center
♪ An oink, oink here, oink, oink there
Here an oink, there an oink ♪
01:04:25.166 --> 01:04:28.375 align:center
♪ Quack, quack here, quack, quack there
Here a quack, there a quack ♪
01:04:28.458 --> 01:04:31.583 align:center
♪ Chick, chick here, chick, chick there
Here a chick, there a chick ♪
01:04:31.666 --> 01:04:34.750 align:center
♪ Old MacDonald had a farm
Ee-i-ee-i-o ♪
01:04:34.833 --> 01:04:37.541 align:center
♪ Old MacDonald had a farm
Ee-i-ee-i-o ♪
01:04:37.625 --> 01:04:40.500 align:center
♪ And on this farm he had a fork
Ee-i-ee-i-o ♪
01:04:40.583 --> 01:04:44.125 align:center
♪ Clink, clink here, a clink, clink there
Here a clink, there a clink ♪
01:04:44.208 --> 01:04:47.333 align:center
♪ Oink, oink here, oink, oink there
Here an oink, there an oink ♪
01:04:47.416 --> 01:04:50.625 align:center
♪ Quack, quack here, a quack, quack there
Here a quack, there a quack ♪
01:04:50.708 --> 01:04:53.750 align:center
♪ Chick, chick here, a chick, chick there
Here a chick, there a chick ♪
01:04:53.833 --> 01:04:56.916 align:center
♪ Old MacDonald had a farm
Ee-i-ee-i-o ♪
01:04:57.000 --> 01:05:01.333 align:center
♪ Old MacDonald had a farm ♪
01:05:02.833 --> 01:05:07.541 align:center
♪ And on his farm he had some cows ♪