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You need to finish the cordon by 14:00,
but, um, otherwise, great work.
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- Okay, boss.
- Mm-hmm.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, listen.
Listen to me.
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Tell them I don't care
whose goats they are,
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just get them off the road.
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Relax, Sergeant. Hold on.
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Don't want to cause
an international incident.
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Right, gentleman with the mustache,
head in that direction, please.
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Gentleman with the eye patch,
head in the opposite direction.
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If we can't sort this out amicably.
We'll let the goats decide.
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- Don't cock this up.
- Yes, sir.
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Bobby!
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You all right?
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- This man's papers are out of date.
- Let me have a look.
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- Hello.
- Hello.
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- Yeah, it's only three days.
- It is what it is, sir.
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Tell them they can come through this time,
but this time only.
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- Get them to sort it out for their return.
- Sir.
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- Smithy.
- Boss.
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- Everything all right?
- All good.
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- I'm on it.
- No, no.
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- I'll sort this. You stay here.
- Sir.
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Selam, merhaba.
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Ah. Hello, sir.
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Good afternoon, sir.
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Ahmed.
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I assume this isn't good news.
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It was a nasty fall.
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- Well, you could've just called me.
- We did, sir. Many times.
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Ultimately, your brother decided,
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as the eldest son,
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that it was necessary to dispatch me
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so that I could impress upon you
the severity of the situation.
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Is my father gonna die, Ahmed?
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His Grace's condition is... serious.
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My instruction is
to take you to the airport straight away.
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It's all been cleared with your superiors.
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Right.
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Let's go.
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Sergeant.
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Anything we can do to help, sir?
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You're in charge now, Charlie.
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Till I get back.
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Welcome home, sir.
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- Did you miss me, Mr. Lawrence?
- Terribly.
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Hello, Freddy.
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Eddie. Edwina, Eduardo, you made it.
Come to me.
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Well done, darling boy.
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Well done. Let's hug it out. Bring it in.
Hug it out. There we go.
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Good to see you.
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- How is he?
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Shit, mate, to be honest. Yeah.
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I mean, his goose is...
well and truly cooked.
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Doc says it'll be tonight,
tomorrow morning latest.
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Hmm. What about you? How you doing?
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To be honest, I've got absolutely no idea.
I mean, I'm really just, you know...
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How's Mum?
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Yeah, she's the one
we need to keep an eye on.
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Pretty sure
she's been dipping her beak in Dad's meds.
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She's got eyes like fucking... hubcaps.
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Right.
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- Let's keep it together.
- Okay.
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Of course, by that time,
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he's three sheets to the wind,
stark-bollock naked.
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He'd just forgotten
he was in the Upper Chamber.
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- Well, how the devil...
- Hello, Chuckles.
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- You okay?
- Yeah.
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How is he? Is he lucid?
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Oh, sometimes.
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He's a bit... in and out.
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- When he's there, he's... definitely there.
- Hmm.
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Hi, Mum.
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- Darling, thank goodness.
- Oh my God.
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He'll be glad you came,
even if he doesn't show it.
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Shall we go out? Come on, darling.
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The first Duke of Halstead
was tough as iron.
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Built this place himself.
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Every stone of it.
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- Single-handed.
- Dad--
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Pinched the stone
from the old monastery.
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It's me, Edward.
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Why'd you turn your back on us, my boy?
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Do you think it's brave
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to go swanning off playing tough-tough
with your friends? It's not.
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The estate is not to be carved up.
Is that clear?
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Don't worry about that.
Just get some rest.
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And look after your brother.
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He won't survive without you.
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You understand?
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I understand, Dad.
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The third duke, mean old bastard,
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killed 15 Frenchmen
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before lunch.
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He was getting himself ready
to fight a duel.
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He shot his own foot off.
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Ha!
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Silly cunt.
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- Doctor? Uh, Doctor!
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Eddie.
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And the blessing of God Almighty,
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The Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit,
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be upon you and remain with you always.
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Amen.
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This estate has been in the family
for over 600 years,
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and Freddy's gonna...
...the lot by Christmas.
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- We should do something about it, Edward.
- Hmm.
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If Dad left it to you, you'd spend it all
rewilding bears in Berkshire.
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What's wrong with bears? I like bears.
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They leave no carbon footprint,
and they were here before us.
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Yes, and they'll fucking eat you.
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Anyway, it's irrelevant.
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The entire estate gets handed down
to the firstborn son.
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Freddy's the heir, and I'm the spare.
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- Maybe we should topple him together.
- Hmm.
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Now, there's an idea.
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I'm so sorry I'm late.
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And here he is.
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Your Grace. These narrow country lanes...
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How are you feeling? You all right?
Yeah, good. Hang in there.
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- Won't be a moment.
- Cup of tea? You all right?
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Stuck behind a tractor
half the way as well.
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Smashing. Smash-a-roosies.
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- No, no, no.
- Right.
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- Is everyone ready?
- Hmm. Let's get it over with.
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Let's get it over with.
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Then I'll begin.
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"I, Archibald Horatio Landrover Horniman,
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the 12th Duke of Halstead,
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being of sound mind
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do make, publish, and declare this
to be my last will and testament."
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"To Geoffrey Seacombe,
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in acknowledgement of his years
of faithful service,
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I leave a lifetime tenancy
on the gatekeeper's cottage."
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"To my wife, Sabrina,
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for her loyalty and faithfulness
throughout our many happy years together,
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I leave an annual allowance
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that the new duke shall bestow
at his discretion
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and my beloved Labrador, Luna."
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"To my daughter, Charlotte,
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I leave the Endurance,
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with the condition
that she sail around the world on her
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in the next six months."
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Well done, Chuckles.
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"As well, a trust fund of £1,000 a week
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until she marries
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a man."
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Wow.
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"In terms of the rest of my estate,
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including my title,
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the house and grounds,
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the extensive wine cellar,
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the art collection,
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the yogurt farm and dairy,
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the village of Hetheringham,
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as well as the property
in the South of France,
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I hereby leave
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to my son..."
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All right, um--
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"...Edward Horniman."
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So I think, um...
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I was kind of thinking if everybody...
I-If... Um...
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Sorry. A-Again for me, old chap.
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"I leave to my son
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Edward Horniman."
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I'm so sorry.
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I'm so sorry this has happened to you.
There must be some sort of... It's...
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He's Edward. I'm Freddy.
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Sometimes they call me Fredward,
and so it gets a little bit... mixed up.
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I think there's some sort
of mistake, unfortunately.
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I don't think so.
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I get it, you're kidding.
You're kidding around. Was this... This is...
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Did you...?
Did you arrange...? This is a joke, right?
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This... this is a sick joke. It...
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I'm the eldest fucking son!
It was all supposed to go to me!
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What... what... what...
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- What the fuck is this?
- No. There has to be--
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No, no, don't touch me.
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Freddy! Freddy, relax.
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- Don't you start.
- There's got to be some mistake.
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I'm the firstborn son, yeah?
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That means, technically,
the title goes to me.
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That's not just me saying it
'cause it's what I want.
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It's... it's the fucking law.
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It goes back to the Bible,
Old Testament, Cain and Abel.
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It's the will of God.
The firstborn son gets everything.
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It's fucking...
It's... it's... it's... it's... it's...
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it's primogenital, is what it is.
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Primogeniture, Freddy.
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That's what I said.
You know that's what I said.
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- You've heard of that, haven't you?
- Of course.
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- But the will is clear.
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The estate goes to Edward,
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and the title contains a special remainder
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that allows it to pass to the second son--
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Oh, I'm so sorry.
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I don't give a good God shit
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what the terms of the will clearly state!
Here, look.
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"The right of succession
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to the firstborn,
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legitimate male child..."
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- Did you actually print that out?
- Freddy--
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I don't wanna hear from you either,
Lady Macbeth. Absolutely not, no.
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"...to inherit the parents' entire estate."
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The house,
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the title, fucking everything,
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it all goes to me!
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Why are you shaking your head?
What are you, a cocktail?
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Don't you shake your head at me!
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- Meeting adjourned, Your Honor.
- Freddy--
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Everybody, let's... Pack it up.
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- We'll pick it up later on.
- No, no.
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It's over.
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You can go home, thank you very much,
Mr. fucking Smithers.
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Mr. Burns.
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No, it's not happening.
It's not happening.
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Haha, good one!
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I'm so sorry.
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No.
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I think we'll reconvene next week
when Freddy's calmed down.
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- Talk over details.
- He took it badly.
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He's coming back. Perfect.
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Absolutely not, no. No. No. No. No.
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I am not fucking having it!
Take it up with God!
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Take it up with the prime minis--
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Take it up
with the House of fucking Commons!
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Or take it up the arse for all I care.
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I want what is rightfully mine
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by divine motherfucking provenance, yeah?!
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I've been stabbed in the heart!
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I've been London Bridged!
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I've been fucked in the face!
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Dogged on the floor!
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Et tu, Brute?
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How did you do it, Judas?
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All of you, a conspiracy of snakes!
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Ah.
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His Grace comes to gloat.
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I had no idea.
I'm just as surprised as you are.
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Hmm. It's not the same sort of surprise,
though, is it?
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For the first time
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in 600 years,
this family has broken with tradition.
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You fucking leapfrogged
over your older brother!
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Not very fraternal, is it, Edward?
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Thank you, Wham Tam.
I'll deal with this. I'll be up shortly.
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How do you think
that makes me look, Eddie?
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Hm? How do you think it makes me feel?
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How do you think it helps me
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pay my fucking debts?
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Debts, Freddy?
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Mm-hmm.
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What kind of debts?
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Big fucking debts.
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That sounds ominous.
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Yeah, you think?
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Story, Freddy.
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Do you remember Pete Forbes Spencer?
He was in my house at Eton.
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Big hair, tiny cock, sweaty hands.
They called him Sticky Pete.
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I remember Pete,
but I don't remember his cock.
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Started making a fortune in property.
People were queuing in droves to get in.
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I gave him one million,
got 1.5 back three months later.
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It was un-fucking-believable.
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Next project, skyscraper in the Maldives.
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First one. First time.
First come, first served.
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One, two, three, four million. Bosh.
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And?
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Well, then...
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And then what, Freddy?
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Then the tits went up.
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The hurricane hit.
The plane crashed. The lightning struck.
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The torpedo went Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
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What do you want me to say, Eddie?
It wasn't my fault. God fucked me!
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Where did you get
£4 million from, Fredward?
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Well, that came from Tommy Dixon.
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Right.
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And who's Tommy Dixon?
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A chap I met in rehab.
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Liverpudlian chop dealer.
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Said he wanted to front me the money.
Said he wanted "into the Maldives."
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So, for clarity,
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you owe a Scouse cocaine dealer
£4 million?
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No.
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I owe a Scouse
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crime family...
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We're coming for you, Freddy.
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...£8 million.
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Hold on, Freddy.
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Four to eight. Throw me an anchor.
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I don't know, Eddie.
Criminal compound interest.
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Whatever, okay? They're gangsters.
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They fucking make it up as they go along!
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All right, mate?
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25% every week until the debt's paid.
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And they're not afraid of getting nasty
when you don't pay up on time.
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If I don't come up with the money
by the end of the week,
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they're gonna chop my fucking dick off.
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Which is fatal, by the way.
I looked it up.
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I can't give you £8 million, Freddy.
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You stole my title.
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You stole my money.
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And now you stole the only way I had
of getting out of this hole
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that God fucking dug for me!
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Lest we forget, sir,
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you owe me your life.
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When you were three, I pulled you out
of the duck pond, remember?
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No, I don't remember that.
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But I do remember
you telling me about it incessantly.
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The point is, I saved your life.
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Now I'm the one
lying face down in the water,
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and you have got to pull me out.
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Freddy... I didn't ask for any of this.
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The title has no practical value.
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The business is broken.
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There are holes in the roof.
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The government is greedy.
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The payroll is ugly.
The staff are revolting.
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And you
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are a coke-sniffing cunt.
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However,
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because you've been passed up and you've
been caught with your pants down...
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I'll look into it for you.
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Daddy,
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what have you been up to?
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Edward Horniman for Ahmed Iqbal.
Thank you.
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How may I help you, Your Grace?
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I need to get a large amount of cash
by the end of the week.
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How much exactly?
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Eight million pounds.
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Goodness.
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Jesus Christ.
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Six million sterling.
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Your inheritance has made you
a very wealthy man,
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but that doesn't mean to say
that you're rich.
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You're asset rich, cash poor.
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Tell me,
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how come
there are no significant transactions
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in any of my father's bank accounts
in the last five years?
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Your father's personal expenditure
was something we never discussed.
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Right.
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What about bonds, stocks and shares?
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- There aren't any.
- There...?
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There might have been matters
we... didn't address.
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But, of course, I couldn't comment.
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Well, that's rather cryptic, Ahmed.
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You could sell the Gainsborough.
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But to attain the ultimate value
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will take a number of months.
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There has been a...
slightly unconventional approach
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from a lawyer based in London.
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His client has expressed an interest
in purchasing Halstead Manor.
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When someone dies,
the vultures start circling.
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Rather cheeky, isn't it?
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Hmm.
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What's his name?
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The potential purchaser wishes
to remain anonymous at this stage.
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But his lawyer has stated
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that he'd be willing to pay
well above the market value.
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That could be a significant sum.
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But there's probate and capital gains
to take into account.
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Tell them
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I'd be willing
to potentially entertain an offer
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if he's aggressive and quick.
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Forgive me
for stating the obvious,
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but I would be in remiss of my duties
not to point out
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that Halstead Manor's been
in your family for generations.
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Since 1550.
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But as I said,
I need money by the end of the week.
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- Set up a meeting, please.
- Understood.
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Sorry to disturb you.
Allow me to introduce myself.
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I'm Susie Glass.
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How can I help you, Ms. Glass?
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I used to be in business with your father.
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Well, forgive my confusion,
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but my father wasn't exactly known
for his business acumen.
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I have certain... interests
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I need to discuss with you.
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What kind of interests?
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Probably easier if I just show you.
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I liked your father.
He was a proper gentleman.
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A tad eccentric, but your lot are.
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Must've come as a bit of a shock,
inheriting everything.
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The house. The title.
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Worse things have happened to me.
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Did he mention the revenue
he was making from the farm?
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No, he didn't.
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Couldn't have been significant,
otherwise I'd have known about it.
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Depends what you consider
to be "significant."
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He was making £5 million in cash a year.
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Plus profit share.
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Excuse me?
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Five million pounds?
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I'm guessing it wasn't
from yogurts and burgers, Ms. Glass?
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Follow me.
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Now, what happens down there?
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Ah.
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What the fuck
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is going on?
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The cannabis market in the UK
is worth over six billion a year.
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Now, we've managed to corner
a substantial share of that market,
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but the challenge is
finding the space to grow it.
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That's where your father came in.
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In return for a generous consideration,
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he let us carry out our activities
with the necessary impunity.
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Turns out
there ain't that many 15,000-acre estates
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where you can do whatever you want
without anyone knowing.
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- What's this one called, Jimmy?
- Frisian duck.
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Very popular right now.
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This is Jimmy.
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He's been product supervisor here for...
How long's it been now, Jimmy?
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Three years now, boss. That's how long
I've been living under your gaff.
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I can't believe we finally get to meet!
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Me and you, we's like fam.
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Except you, you's like a duke, innit?
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Nice to finally meet you, Jimmy.
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Assuming my father was receiving about...
10% a year, which would seem fair,
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this place must be turning over
50 million a year.
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You're in the right ballpark.
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And being that you said you have
a substantial share of the market...
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One would assume "substantial"
means half or more.
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That means this is a very small cog
in a much larger machine.
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You must have dozens of places like this
all over the country.
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Your father never concerned himself
with the workings of the wider operation.
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Well, I'm very curious.
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All you need to know
is that we have an agreement
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that means, as the new landlord,
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you will receive
a significant amount of money every year
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in return for letting us
carry out our activities.
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Well, the trouble is, I might have
to put the house on the market.
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We'd prefer to keep things as they are.
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I'm sorry if that puts you
in an awkward position, Ms. Glass,
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but it's my house,
and my hand might be forced.
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I completely understand, Your Grace.
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What if I wanted to renegotiate?
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If you were serious
about wanting to sell the property,
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that would be... challenging for us.
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- Legally, there's nothing you can do.
- You're right.
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There's nothing legal
we could do about it.
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Is that a threat I sense in the equation?
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Absolutely not.
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Look, it's a lot to take on board.
I can understand that.
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Normally in these kinds of situations,
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certain discussions
have been made beforehand.
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And normally, the weak-willed,
work-shy, public school-educated heir
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takes the money
and rolls over like a good little boy.
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I wouldn't put it quite like that.
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But yeah.
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See how you feel once it's percolated.
Would you like a lift back to the house?
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No, thanks. I'll walk.
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Your Grace.
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Oh, hello, Geoff.
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Found her wandering around the lake. I was
gonna take her up to Your Ladyship's.
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Actually, Geoff,
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wouldn't mind a chat,
if you have the time.
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Well, I normally have a cup of tea
around this time of day.
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Perfect.
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How long
have you been working here, Geoff?
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What is it, 20 years?
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I'm not good with years.
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But you and your brother
were still in shorts.
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I know you've always been
incredibly loyal to my father.
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Gave me an opportunity
when I was in a bit of bother.
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Didn't have to,
but he did, and that's what counts.
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I also know that nothing happens on
this estate without you knowing about it.
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That'd be fair to say.
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So I assume you have some understanding
of what's going on.
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That would also be fair to say.
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- Milk, one sugar?
- Thank you.
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I see you've been introduced to Ms. Glass.
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Which also makes me think
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you also know what's been going on.
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What's the extent of your involvement?
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I make it my business
not to be my business.
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15,000 acres is enough to keep me busy.
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Especially when you take in
every wounded animal you come across.
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It's like a bloody zoo in here.
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Yeah, Charlie got hit by a car.
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Sarah-Jane flew into a window.
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My little mate here,
she's got a broken leg.
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Hmm.
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Is that a fox, Geoff?
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Yeah.
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Aren't you employed to cull foxes?
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Is there something specific
you wanted to ask me, Your Grace?
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Yes.
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My father was happy with the status quo.
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I'm not sure
I'm entirely comfortable with it.
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Well, that could be difficult.
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These are serious people, by all accounts.
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So you think I should
just keep the money and keep schtum?
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Worked for your father, more or less.
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Now they got their roots in.
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The trouble is,
I've run into a spot of bother.
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And for various reasons,
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I need their help.
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Help, they'll give ya.
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But it'll come at a price.
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Hmm.
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- What do you know about them?
- They're dangerous bastards.
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At the end of the day,
they're businessmen.
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As long as you're gonna make 'em money,
they'll have a conversation with ya.
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You need to be careful.
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Although they appear to be house-trained,
don't be deceived by the facade.
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Hi, Ahmed. Edward Horniman.
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I've decided
to take the house off the market.
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- Thank you, Bradley.
- Your Grace.
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Ah. Morning, Chuckles.
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Edwina.
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Like some tea?
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I don't have time.
I've got a train to catch.
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Dressed for your world tour?
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Do I look like
I'm dressed for a world tour? No.
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Mummy's persuaded me to go back to uni
to finish the year.
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Sounds surprisingly sensible.
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Freddy's the one
she should be worrying about.
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Don't you worry about Freddy.
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I'll look after Freddy.
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- Would you like a hand with your bags?
- You? The gentleman?
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- Bradley.
- Of course, Your Grace.
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Good luck, Chuckles.
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Your Grace.
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Come on, Bradley, chop chop.
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Oi, Jacky! Come here.
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It's the duke.
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Hi there, Your Grace.
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I need to raise
£8 million very quickly.
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Oh, eight million. That's a big number.
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My brother's in debt
to a Liverpudlian drug cartel.
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- What did he say the guy's name was?
- Tommy Dixon.
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I know him.
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- How much of the eight's interest?
- Half.
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That's strong.
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The interest rate wasn't made clear
on the inception of the loan.
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And, obviously,
my options are severely limited
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in terms of raising the required funds,
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given our business agreement.
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Let me see what I can do. How much
do you reckon you'd be able to get?
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Not sure. I'm working on it.
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If you can take care of four, I'll see
what I can do with the other four.
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I'll get back to you.
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What do you reckon, bruv?
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I know Tommy Dixon.
And his brother, The Gospel.
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Pair of drug-dealing Scousers
that have got God on their side.
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Naughty?
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Naughty but not double naughty.
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I reckon you can squeeze him.
Once they know who our dad is.
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Hmm. Where can I find them?
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Fish market. He hides behind the mackerel.
That's their front.
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Come on, Jacky!
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Go on. Get back to it.
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Elmo, incoming, son.
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Try not to hurt yourself.
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My name is Stevens.
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I'm the personal assistant
to a private individual
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who's interested in
purchasing Halstead Manor.
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I must say, my client
was somewhat disappointed
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to hear you'd instructed your lawyers
to pull out of negotiations
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before he'd had the chance
to counter with a more... attractive offer.
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That notwithstanding,
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my client would like to see
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if you'd be open
to a face-to-face meeting.
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Who exactly is your client?
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If you're willing to come with me,
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I could have you sitting with him
by, ooh, elevenses.
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Thank you, but my situation has changed.
I am no longer selling.
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Mr. Lawrence.
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My client understands
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that this represents
a considerable inconvenience to yourself.
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So... he'd like to make you an offer.
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250,000 Great British pounds.
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For your time.
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Non-recoupable, of course.
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Would you care to follow me, Your Grace?
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Handsome-looking turbot.
Two and a half kilos.
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Not bad for a wild fish.
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All right, sweetheart.
You looking or buying?
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Neither. I'm here for you.
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My name's Susie Glass.
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Eloquent and stylish daughter
of Bobby Glass?
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I respect Bobby.
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Everyone respects Bobby.
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Can we have a little convo
about Freddy Horniman?
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25% a week, son.
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Till the debt's paid.
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Let's go upstairs.
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So I hear your dad's caught a nasty cold.
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How long's he got left?
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He's four into a ten stretch.
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Ouch.
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I've heard nothing but good things
about your operation.
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I used to think
the puff game was too much hassle.
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Too bulky, not enough return.
Sounds like you've got it under manners.
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We've always steered clear of the powder.
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Means we're not in competition
with each other.
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What I can't understand is,
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what's the connection
with you and that posh twat?
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I have a business interest
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that could be put in jeopardy
by this little debt of his.
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And I wanted to see if there was a way
we might be able to resolve it.
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Eight million's a lot of money.
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But 100% of fuck all is fuck all.
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Look, we both know
you're not gonna get the full eight,
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so let's be realistic.
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What happens
if I can get you the original four
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in cash by the end of the week?
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I can't just write off
four million in interest.
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What about if we treat it
as an investment into your operation?
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No, that's not gonna work.
I'm not looking for investors.
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But I am still trying to find
a way through this. Somehow.
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- When would I get the four million?
- You can pick it up on Friday.
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Sweetened with a bar's worth
of white widow super cheese.
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All right.
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On one condition.
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He's got to apologize.
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And he's got to admit that he's a cock.
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Understood.
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And I want it recorded for posterity.
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There's a video
I would like him to emulate.
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Right.
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Well, there's videos and there's videos.
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It's nothing nasty.
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So,
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if I get you the four
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and the super cheese
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and the video,
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with an apology,
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are we good?
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Oh aye, yeah.
You get me all that, we're golden.
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Thank you, Jeffrey.
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Sir, the Duke of Halstead,
Edward Horniman.
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- Good morning.
- Pleasure, Your Grace.
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Stanley Johnston. With a 'T'.
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You'd probably like to know
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why I am so interested
in buying your family estate.
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I would, rather.
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Hmm. Thank you, Stevens.
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The truth is, it's a paragon of an example
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of the architectural philosophy
of William Kent,
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who was a jack of all trades.
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And a master of some.
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Hmm. So you're familiar
with his philosophy?
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Wasn't it something to do
with the reconciliation
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of the feral with the refined?
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A worthy obsession that we both share.
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People either survive in the jungle
or exist in the zoo.
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Few recognize the significance
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of the paradoxical reconciliation
of the two.
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It takes a rare individual
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who understands how cunning
and aggressive one has to be
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to acquire an estate such as yours.
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Your house is a testament
to the synthesis of this culture.
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Refinement
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with aggression.
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The first duke
understood this principle, as do I.
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Which is why I intend to offer you
an obscene amount of money
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for your country estate.
36:26.083 --> 36:28.000
Well, that's a compelling sales pitch.
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But if you put it like that,
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you run the danger
of selling it back to me.
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Now, shall we play or shall we talk?
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Do you drink wine?
36:52.375 --> 36:56.125
Value is derived from what
someone's willing to pay for something.
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If I say it's worth that much,
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it's worth it.
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At least to me.
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Well, that's quite a number.
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And I appreciate the lengths
you've gone to present it to me.
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I've changed my mind, however.
The land's not for sale.
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Thank you.
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I hope you don't disapprove
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in the way I prefer my wine presented.
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In breaking with tradition.
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I like to decant and clean the liquid.
37:33.375 --> 37:35.291
Clear the bottle of any sediment.
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Then return the wine
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so it can be enjoyed
in its original housing.
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Speaking of housing,
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I'm prepared to go
farther north of that number.
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Why don't you allow me to provide the keys
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to free yourself
from your inherited legacy?
37:53.916 --> 37:55.375
It may be surprising to you,
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but I appreciate
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the paradoxical blessing and curse
of your perceived privilege.
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Well, I appreciate the appreciation.
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But timing is everything,
and now is not the right time.
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Stevens, please.
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Mr. J.
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- Thank you.
- My pleasure.
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Mm. Yummy.
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The Romanée-Conti 2002.
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- Are you a fan of DRC?
- Mm.
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I'm more of a Bordeaux man myself.
38:36.791 --> 38:39.041
But my father,
he was all about the Burgundy.
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He collected the DRC.
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Have you ever tried an '82?
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I understand there are only
six cases left in the world.
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Eight, actually.
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Two belong to the Crown Estate.
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One belongs to the Archduke of Moldova.
38:54.625 --> 38:57.375
And the rest... Well, they're in our cellar.
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Along with two cases of the '45.
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Ah, the temptation is too much.
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If you won't allow me to buy the house,
please allow me to buy the wine.
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I promise I will be very generous.
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What about the wine?
39:12.916 --> 39:16.041
That could reach three,
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but, again, that will take time.
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It'd be very hard for me to let that go.
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- Your Grace.
- Mr. Stevens.
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Let's go.
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- My father's wine collection.
- In paper. Exactly what we need.
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That, plus the money in the safe,
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should clear my brother's debt.
39:45.833 --> 39:47.916
Assuming your conversation
with Mr. Dixon went well.
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There's a couple of caveats.
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But he's agreed to accept the four
as long as it's cash and tomorrow.
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Eight to four. That's very impressive.
39:55.375 --> 39:58.791
Think of it as a gesture of goodwill.
From me.
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Everything all right?
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No, not really.
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Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie.
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Edwina, just hear me out, okay?
40:14.625 --> 40:17.166
This guy's a two-time
world heavyweight champion.
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- How much did you put on?
- Yeah, well, all of it.
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It's a dead cert, bro.
Winner takes all. I met his trainer.
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What's the name of the bookie
you made the bet with? Tell me now.
40:25.708 --> 40:29.833
There's no bookies in this kind of fight.
It's very exclusive and off the record.
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It's V-V-VIP.
40:31.208 --> 40:34.000
Hold on. How did you place a bet
if there's no bookie, Freddy?
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Through a friend of a friend.
40:35.291 --> 40:37.583
What do you mean,
"a friend of a friend"? Who?
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Pete. He's got a mate
who put five mill on the guy.
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- He's cutting me in.
- Jesus fucking Christ. Sticky Pete?
40:42.625 --> 40:44.291
Haven't you learnt your lesson?
40:44.375 --> 40:48.125
Look, he wants to make amends, Eddie.
There's no way this guy's not gonna win.
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It's Joey Bang*Bang.
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Tell Pete you made a mistake.
40:51.750 --> 40:53.833
Tell him you're sorry,
and get my fucking money back.
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Gotta go.
They're putting phones in Kevlar bags.
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That's how exclusive this place is.
40:57.875 --> 41:00.791
- Freddy, listen to me. Freddy!
- Okay, gotta go. Love you. Bye.
41:02.416 --> 41:05.875
Ooh, it's fight night, phone man.
I'm feeling good.
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- We're gonna need to find this fight.
- I know a man.
41:22.541 --> 41:24.000
- All right, Suze?
- Jacky boy.
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Your Highness.
41:25.416 --> 41:26.666
Jack.
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- You got the readies?
- Yeah. Here you go.
41:32.958 --> 41:34.166
- 200, yeah?
- Mm.
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I can't make no promises.
41:35.875 --> 41:38.375
I'll have a word with the geezer
on the door, see what he can do.
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Don't move.
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Your brother seems functional.
That must be useful.
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- He's not always that functional.
- Why, what's his vice?
41:47.416 --> 41:49.625
- His cock.
- What does he do with it?
41:49.708 --> 41:51.708
Usual thing. Just a lot of it.
41:51.791 --> 41:53.833
So I managed to snag you
a couple of tickets.
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But listen, you've gotta remember,
this fight's completely off the books.
41:58.166 --> 41:59.666
Results stay in the room
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as these are both world champion boxers.
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They don't wanna lose their ranking.
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And, Suze, no grief.
It's my name on the line tonight.
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- All right.
- Enjoy.
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Come on. Let's get the money back.
42:26.166 --> 42:28.375
It's not often
they put on these get-togethers.
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That table's flown in from Vegas.
42:36.791 --> 42:39.375
Gypsy Kid's very popular
with our friends across the Atlantic.
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The big ticket's Joey Bang*Bang.
You've got the Americans.
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Then you've got the Albanians.
The Chinese.
42:51.333 --> 42:54.541
The Russians,
sitting happily next to the Ukrainians.
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And then the traveling community.
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Get him!
43:05.666 --> 43:08.375
Nothing brings people together
like a spot of blood on the canvas.
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There'll be 50-100 million British pounds
rattling around in here tonight.
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Yeah. And a few of those are mine.
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Psychology, baby.
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Edwina, how the fuck did you get in?
43:31.666 --> 43:32.583
- Money.
- What money?
43:32.666 --> 43:34.666
Freddy's money. Which is my money.
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Nothing I can do about that now.
Fight's started.
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Eddie, I've got this under control, okay?
43:39.791 --> 43:41.833
Freddy, I'll deal with you later.
43:42.666 --> 43:45.625
You need to find whoever laid the bet
and get my money back.
43:45.708 --> 43:48.416
Will you relax?
There's no way Bang*Bang's gonna lose.
43:48.500 --> 43:51.041
He's pulverizing him.
You're ruining the experience.
43:51.125 --> 43:52.791
It's fight night, okay? Fight night!
43:52.875 --> 43:54.583
Can we talk about this in a minute?
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Listen to me, Peter.
43:56.500 --> 43:57.625
Without knowing it,
43:57.708 --> 44:01.166
you have stepped into a world
that you are not familiar with.
44:01.916 --> 44:06.375
That money is expected by someone
who will not suffer disappointment.
44:06.458 --> 44:09.875
Oh, I'm sorry. That sounds like a threat.
It's not my problem. It's yours.
44:09.958 --> 44:11.833
It's gonna be your fucking problem.
44:11.916 --> 44:13.666
Your brother put that money
on Joey Bang*Bang.
44:13.750 --> 44:15.750
Joey wins, your brother's
about to double his money.
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If he loses, that money
doesn't belong to him anymore,
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and there's nothing
anyone can do about it.
44:20.250 --> 44:22.833
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
44:23.958 --> 44:27.541
Take it easy.
Susie Glass wants to see you.
44:28.916 --> 44:29.958
I'm not done with you.
44:30.041 --> 44:32.541
Okay, whatever. Why don't you fuck off?
44:44.250 --> 44:45.500
Thank you, Roger.
44:46.083 --> 44:48.791
- How'd that work out?
- Not as well as I would have liked.
44:48.875 --> 44:51.375
Well, sit down, have a drink,
44:51.458 --> 44:54.250
watch the fight.
We'll figure something out.
45:07.000 --> 45:09.208
You got this, Bang*Bang.
You got this, baby girl.
45:19.916 --> 45:21.125
What? What is it?
45:23.583 --> 45:24.708
It's a scam.
45:26.333 --> 45:27.750
What do you mean, it's a scam?
45:28.541 --> 45:30.125
He never places the bets, mate.
45:31.250 --> 45:32.833
He preys on the posh.
45:32.916 --> 45:34.583
Only rinses the privileged.
45:35.166 --> 45:38.000
Then he protects himself
with plastic gangsters
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that he's immersed himself with,
45:39.750 --> 45:42.875
and your lot
are too intimidated to complain.
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You never placed the fucking bet.
46:39.666 --> 46:41.500
That's a very serious allegation,
Your Grace.
46:44.875 --> 46:47.041
The fundamental rules of gambling
are very simple.
46:47.125 --> 46:49.416
Uh, when you lose, you pay up.
46:51.833 --> 46:52.833
What do you think, John?
46:52.916 --> 46:56.166
I think you should fuck off
back to your country house
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and wank off your spaniel.
46:59.250 --> 47:00.541
Get your hands off me.
47:00.625 --> 47:01.791
Careful, posh boy.
47:02.708 --> 47:05.541
We know where you live,
and we do knock on doors.
47:05.625 --> 47:07.041
You're embarrassing yourself.
47:07.125 --> 47:10.666
You're not in the army anymore.
You've got nothing to back you up.
47:13.416 --> 47:14.250
No!
47:14.333 --> 47:17.666
Why's he lying on the ground?
Someone get him up off the ground!
47:19.916 --> 47:23.541
- No! No! Fuck off. No!
47:26.458 --> 47:27.750
Any evolution?
47:27.833 --> 47:28.708
No.
47:30.750 --> 47:32.583
We need to leave. Now.
47:33.500 --> 47:34.875
Do you mind if I talk to him?
47:36.458 --> 47:38.250
Once things have calmed down.
47:41.250 --> 47:43.875
Does the name Stanley Johnston
ring a bell?
47:44.541 --> 47:45.583
No, why?
47:45.666 --> 47:47.500
He's the chap
I just sold the wine to.
47:48.083 --> 47:50.708
He is very interested
in buying the estate.
47:51.416 --> 47:54.208
And the kind of money
he was offering suggested
47:55.125 --> 47:57.666
he might know
something about the operation.
47:58.250 --> 48:00.791
- What did you say his name was?
- Stanley Johnston.
48:02.083 --> 48:02.958
With a 'T'.
48:05.833 --> 48:07.041
What did you say to him?
48:08.208 --> 48:09.541
I said it wasn't for sale.
48:10.125 --> 48:12.041
Well done. That's the correct answer.
48:12.916 --> 48:13.958
Take a look at this.
48:16.125 --> 48:16.958
What is it?
48:17.041 --> 48:17.875
The lyrics
48:18.375 --> 48:20.916
to a song Freddy's gotta sing
when he hands the money over.
48:21.916 --> 48:24.208
And he's gotta dance. Like a chicken.
48:24.791 --> 48:26.125
Like a chicken?
48:26.208 --> 48:27.166
Like a chicken.
48:27.833 --> 48:29.541
Why does he have to dance like a chicken?
48:29.625 --> 48:33.416
Because Tommy Dixon,
understandably, needs an apology.
48:38.250 --> 48:39.125
Party time.
48:44.291 --> 48:47.791
"I'm a posh twat who fucked up,
ee-i-ee-i-o."
48:47.875 --> 48:50.875
"I fucked up
because I'm a knob, ee-i-ee-i-o."
48:50.958 --> 48:54.166
"With a twat, twat here,
and a twat, twat there."
48:54.250 --> 48:55.958
How old is Tommy Dixon?
48:56.041 --> 48:57.583
It's a small price to pay.
48:58.416 --> 49:00.791
Want us to count it?
Guy said it's all there.
49:00.875 --> 49:04.000
- No, I'm good.
- You sure? It'll just take a little while.
49:04.083 --> 49:05.333
No, come on, let's go.
49:05.416 --> 49:07.666
All right. I think he wants to say sorry.
49:07.750 --> 49:09.958
Oh. Do you want an apology?
49:11.208 --> 49:12.625
I don't know. Do I?
49:12.708 --> 49:15.708
Yes, you do. We need closure.
49:16.541 --> 49:17.458
Blanket!
49:27.291 --> 49:28.958
One Sticky Pete.
49:31.333 --> 49:34.333
I... I just wanted to say sorry
49:35.208 --> 49:36.708
from the bottom of my heart.
49:37.833 --> 49:41.208
- Ah, that's nice, innit, Eddie?
49:41.291 --> 49:44.250
I gave you back the money,
and I've said I'm sorry,
49:44.333 --> 49:46.375
so are we cool?
49:46.458 --> 49:48.375
I don't know.
49:49.333 --> 49:50.666
Are we cool, Edward?
49:53.750 --> 49:54.625
Yeah.
49:56.000 --> 49:56.916
Yeah, we're cool.
50:03.916 --> 50:06.708
You said you were gonna talk to him.
50:06.791 --> 50:08.416
- Oh, we did.
50:08.500 --> 50:10.416
Don't worry about him. We did him a favor.
50:10.916 --> 50:13.333
We discipline the dog, not the man.
50:13.416 --> 50:14.666
What's that supposed to mean?
50:14.750 --> 50:17.208
There's a dog in a man
that the man can't control.
50:17.750 --> 50:19.375
So we had to control it for him.
50:20.250 --> 50:22.791
Know what the fundamental challenge
with the human condition is?
50:22.875 --> 50:23.708
No.
50:25.041 --> 50:28.875
But filling in the blanks,
is it too much dog and not enough man?
50:28.958 --> 50:30.750
Too much untrained dog.
50:32.041 --> 50:34.625
And we are in the dog training business.
50:37.583 --> 50:38.583
Pull!
50:41.166 --> 50:44.791
Oh, for fuck's sake!
I've missed ten on the bounce, Geoff.
50:44.875 --> 50:47.416
There's a problem with the weighting.
They're flying too fast.
50:47.500 --> 50:50.875
This time, we don't shoot at the target.
50:51.750 --> 50:54.041
We shoot four feet in front of it.
50:54.125 --> 50:56.583
That's exactly what I'm doing, Geoffrey.
50:56.666 --> 50:57.875
Well, this time,
50:58.625 --> 51:00.333
we try and miss it in front.
51:07.541 --> 51:08.375
Pull.
51:09.458 --> 51:11.791
Smashed it!
51:13.625 --> 51:15.166
Natural-born killer, Your Grace.
51:15.750 --> 51:16.625
Well done, Fredward.
51:17.375 --> 51:18.750
Ah, Edwina.
51:19.333 --> 51:20.666
Yes, please, Mr. Lawrence.
51:21.958 --> 51:23.250
- Wham Tam.
- Edwina.
51:23.333 --> 51:25.791
- How did you get on with Pete?
- I got the money back.
51:26.291 --> 51:27.583
What? How come?
51:28.375 --> 51:29.583
He never placed the bet.
51:29.666 --> 51:33.000
- What do you mean he never placed the bet?
- I mean he never placed the bet.
51:33.791 --> 51:35.333
Oh, that fucking...
51:35.416 --> 51:39.750
But Mr. Dixon has agreed to take the four,
which means we're good for tomorrow.
51:39.833 --> 51:42.708
Well, fuck a duck. Well played.
How'd you manage that?
51:42.791 --> 51:45.250
Four million off the eight.
I mean... Christ.
51:45.333 --> 51:47.000
I'd suck his cock for four big ones.
51:47.791 --> 51:49.208
That's good to know, Freddy.
51:50.166 --> 51:51.583
There is, however, one
51:52.958 --> 51:53.833
minor caveat.
51:53.916 --> 51:57.833
- What do you mean, "minor caveat"?
- Break the gun, please, Freddy.
52:00.000 --> 52:01.875
He wants you to say you're a cock.
52:03.541 --> 52:04.500
He wants me to...
52:07.333 --> 52:08.916
Fine. I'm a cock.
52:09.000 --> 52:10.916
There. Fucking easy-peasy. No problem.
52:11.000 --> 52:11.916
Good.
52:12.000 --> 52:14.958
Everyone thinks I'm a cock anyway, right?
He does. Pete does.
52:15.041 --> 52:17.916
Dad definitely fucking did, or he wouldn't
have cut me out of his will.
52:18.000 --> 52:19.916
What about you? Do you think I'm a cock?
52:20.500 --> 52:23.333
- Well, you have been a bit of a cock.
- Right, okay.
52:23.416 --> 52:24.791
Doesn't mean you always are.
52:24.875 --> 52:26.083
Well, that's just fucking...
52:26.166 --> 52:27.791
Geoff? Do you think I'm a cock?
52:29.583 --> 52:32.875
Cheers, Geoff.
Wham Tam, what about you? Am I a cock?
52:32.958 --> 52:34.416
All men are cocks, Freddy.
52:34.500 --> 52:36.916
- Fine, whatever. Anything else?
- Yes.
52:37.541 --> 52:41.083
He wants you to do a dance
and sing the apology. It's right here.
52:47.500 --> 52:49.041
He's dressed like a chicken.
52:49.125 --> 52:50.458
Yes. There is that too.
52:55.500 --> 52:56.333
Fine.
52:57.041 --> 52:57.875
I'm a chicken.
52:58.750 --> 53:01.333
Cluck, cluck, flap, flap, I'm so sorry.
There. What else?
53:02.875 --> 53:04.541
He wants to film the performance.
53:14.916 --> 53:15.750
No.
53:17.041 --> 53:18.916
I'm not doing it.
I'm not fucking doing it.
53:19.000 --> 53:22.291
Hold on. Two minutes ago,
you were willing to suck his cock.
53:22.375 --> 53:24.041
Yeah, in private, Eddie.
53:24.125 --> 53:25.791
He's going to film it, Freddy.
53:25.875 --> 53:27.750
He's not fucking filming it, Eddie!
53:27.833 --> 53:29.750
Yes, he is.
53:31.041 --> 53:34.000
You asked for my help,
and I'm helping you.
53:34.083 --> 53:36.875
Not because you fished me out of a pond
when I was three,
53:36.958 --> 53:40.333
but because you are my brother,
and that's what brothers do.
53:40.416 --> 53:43.833
As a result, you have to do
everything that I tell you
53:44.375 --> 53:45.208
from now on.
53:49.916 --> 53:52.000
And if that means dancing like a chicken,
53:52.500 --> 53:53.750
you dance like a chicken.
53:53.833 --> 53:58.750
You don't dance like a stripper
or a bear or a balle-fucking-rina.
53:59.791 --> 54:01.041
You dance like a chicken.
54:02.666 --> 54:03.583
Is that clear?
54:05.416 --> 54:08.666
You've taken everything else from me.
Why not take what's left of my dignity?
54:08.750 --> 54:11.208
Is that clear, Freddy?
54:13.958 --> 54:15.750
Yes, Your Grace.
54:39.791 --> 54:41.333
Quite the gaff.
54:42.000 --> 54:44.833
Thomas. I did say the back door.
54:44.916 --> 54:47.833
Tradesmen's entrance.
You are a tradesman, after all.
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The trade was
I'm dropping from eight to four.
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So I think that means
I can walk in the front door.
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Come on, then.
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Hey, soft lad, don't forget the suit.
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- Good afternoon, Mr. Dixon.
- All right?
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Thanks for making the trip.
We appreciate you're a very busy man.
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Oh, it was a very pretty drive.
Beautiful countryside.
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That for me, is it?
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As promised. Would you like to count it?
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Nah, I'll let Jethro do that.
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Hey, Jezza, you're up, mate.
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Hey! Soft lad!
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Is it all right
if he sets up on that desk there?
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Yeah, of course. Take a seat.
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He's got OCD, our Jethro.
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Takes him a while to get going.
Once he does, there's no stopping him.
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Right. Shall we get started, then?
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Uh, yeah, listen, Tommy,
about the whole chicken thing,
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look... I'm happy to put on the suit.
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I'm happy to do the dance, obviously,
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just to show you how genuinely apologetic
I am about this whole thing.
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But... you've got your money,
you'll have had your fun,
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and I'll have eaten humble pie.
The whole... the whole pie.
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You don't have to film it. Do you?
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That's why I agreed
to take the four instead of the eight.
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You're thinking about this all wrong.
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Your participation in this movie
is gonna earn you four million quid.
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That's a million quid a minute.
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You'll be about the best-paid actor
in the world.
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You should be celebrating,
not negotiating.
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Listen, mate,
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that shit could follow me around forever.
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Get your hand off me.
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I'm not your mate.
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Don't confuse our roles here.
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Today, you work for me.
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I direct, and you perform.
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And I wanna get value for fucking money.
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Come on, Freddy.
It's just a song. Let's get it done.
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Suit. Show.
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Go.
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I need a minute to, uh...
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...get prepared.
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Want the wolf
in the henhouse?
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♪ Ee-i-ee-i-o ♪
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Chicken. Chick--
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You're a chicken, man.
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You're a fucking... You're a Scouser, mate.
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Right!
Let's fucking do this thing.
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Where do you want me?
Aren't you gonna get your camera out?
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That's not how this works.
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You're gonna dance,
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and then I will judge
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whether I deem
your performance film-worthy.
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Do you know
why you're dressed as a chicken?
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Oh, I don't know, to, uh, to humiliate me
in front of the whole fucking world?
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There's a reason I didn't ask you
to get dressed as an eagle.
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Eagles don't dance.
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They soar. Through the air.
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But a chicken's
the bottom of the food chain.
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You're a chicken, aren't you, Freddy?
58:34.208 --> 58:37.166
You had to get bailed out
of a debt you couldn't repay.
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But you can repent.
58:42.125 --> 58:44.416
My brother's a big fan of repentance.
58:45.416 --> 58:47.875
And a proportion of this debt is his.
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He sees this dance as a parable.
58:52.750 --> 58:53.625
Therefore,
58:54.416 --> 58:56.458
you don't just pretend to be a chicken.
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You've gotta actually be a chicken.
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Do you understand?
59:05.541 --> 59:07.333
The remedy is in the poison.
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Come on. Let's see your chicken.
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All right.
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- Let's see you, come on.
- All right!
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No. What the fuck is that?
59:33.833 --> 59:36.875
What the fuck
kind of shit chicken is that?
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Come on, let's go! Let's fucking chicken!
59:39.250 --> 59:40.083
Posh twat.
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Waddle like a fucking chicken!
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Do the sound.
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- That's shit!
59:49.708 --> 59:50.916
Move your neck.
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- Be a chicken!
- I am a fucking chicken!
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I want you to be a chicken.
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I want you to feel it.
01:00:00.791 --> 01:00:04.083
I want you
to transform into a chicken.
01:00:06.458 --> 01:00:09.958
I don't want
any vestige of humanity left in ya.
01:00:10.958 --> 01:00:13.625
I just wanna see... bird.
01:00:14.541 --> 01:00:15.541
So come on.
01:00:16.375 --> 01:00:17.208
Let's see it.
01:00:21.416 --> 01:00:24.125
What are you doing?
That's not how a chicken walks. Come on!
01:00:24.208 --> 01:00:26.791
- Come on, peck! Lay a fucking egg!
- I am fucking pecking!
01:00:26.875 --> 01:00:29.250
- I'm pecking!
- Get up on that sofa and fly off.
01:00:30.666 --> 01:00:31.583
I'm a cock!
01:00:31.666 --> 01:00:34.333
- Be a chicken!
- I can't actually fucking fly, Tommy!
01:00:34.416 --> 01:00:36.750
- Just be a fucking chicken! Come here!
01:00:37.791 --> 01:00:39.166
Come on!
01:00:39.250 --> 01:00:40.750
Look, there's all grain there.
01:00:40.833 --> 01:00:43.125
Look, come and peck the grain. Come here.
01:00:43.208 --> 01:00:44.125
There's a worm.
01:00:44.208 --> 01:00:46.666
I want you to eat the worm,
you fucking chicken!
01:00:47.541 --> 01:00:49.583
Come here! There's a fucking worm here.
01:00:49.666 --> 01:00:51.125
There's a worm!
01:00:51.208 --> 01:00:52.916
Peck the grain! Peck it, come on!
01:00:53.000 --> 01:00:54.708
Peck the fucking grain!
01:00:54.791 --> 01:00:58.041
I'm pecking the fucking grain.
I'm pecking the fucking grain!
01:00:58.125 --> 01:00:59.833
Susie, this has got to stop. Come on.
01:00:59.916 --> 01:01:01.083
Stay out of it.
01:01:01.166 --> 01:01:04.208
Come and eat this fucking worm!
Come and eat the worm!
01:01:05.000 --> 01:01:07.291
Come and eat the worm,
you fucking chicken!
01:01:31.166 --> 01:01:32.833
Tommy! That's enough!
01:01:32.916 --> 01:01:35.791
Hey, fuck off! Don't you interfere!
01:01:35.875 --> 01:01:37.958
Otherwise, it goes back up
to eight million!
01:01:38.041 --> 01:01:40.875
Can we just film this
so we can wrap this up?
01:01:40.958 --> 01:01:44.125
- He's gotta attain the frequency first.
01:01:44.208 --> 01:01:46.291
I need him to become a chicken.
01:01:46.375 --> 01:01:47.375
You fucker!
01:01:48.791 --> 01:01:50.666
Come on! Be a fucking chicken!
01:01:55.625 --> 01:01:56.458
I c--
01:01:59.791 --> 01:02:01.333
I need to go to the toilet.
01:02:09.666 --> 01:02:11.041
Go on, fuck off!
01:02:17.958 --> 01:02:18.791
Hurry up!
01:02:47.541 --> 01:02:48.541
Hey, Tommy.
01:02:50.541 --> 01:02:52.083
Who's the chicken now?
01:02:53.416 --> 01:02:55.708
- Freddy!
- Fuck off!
01:03:26.833 --> 01:03:30.083
♪ I shot him in the head
Because he was a cock ♪
01:03:30.166 --> 01:03:32.000
♪ Ee-i-ee-i-o ♪
01:03:32.500 --> 01:03:34.875
♪ Well, there's a bang, bang here
And a bang, bang there ♪
01:03:35.416 --> 01:03:39.291
♪ Here a dead, there a dead
Everywhere a dead guy's brains ♪
01:03:39.375 --> 01:03:42.291
♪ I just shot a guy in the head ♪
01:03:42.375 --> 01:03:45.583
♪ Ee-i-ee-i-o! ♪
01:03:47.500 --> 01:03:50.500
♪ Old MacDonald had a farm
Ee-i-ee-i-o ♪
01:03:50.583 --> 01:03:53.291
♪ And on this farm, he had some chicks
Ee-i-ee-i-o ♪
01:03:53.375 --> 01:03:55.041
♪ A chick, chick here
A chick, chick there ♪
01:03:55.125 --> 01:03:57.083
♪ Here a chick, there a chick
Everywhere a chick ♪
01:03:57.166 --> 01:03:59.833
♪ Old MacDonald had a farm
Ee-i-ee-i-o ♪
01:03:59.916 --> 01:04:02.875
♪ Old MacDonald had a farm
Ee-i-ee-i-o ♪
01:04:02.958 --> 01:04:05.708
♪ And on this farm, he had some ducks
Ee-i-ee-i-o ♪
01:04:05.791 --> 01:04:07.458
♪ A quack, quack here
A quack, quack there ♪
01:04:07.541 --> 01:04:09.500
♪ Here a quack, there a quack,
Everywhere a quack ♪
01:04:09.583 --> 01:04:12.583
♪ Chick, chick here, chick, chick there
Here a chick, there a chick ♪
01:04:12.666 --> 01:04:15.583
♪ Old MacDonald had a farm
Ee-i-ee-i-o ♪
01:04:15.666 --> 01:04:18.666
♪ Old MacDonald had a farm
Ee-i-ee-i-o ♪
01:04:18.750 --> 01:04:21.625
♪ And on this farm, he had some pigs
Ee-i-ee-i-o ♪
01:04:21.708 --> 01:04:25.083
♪ An oink, oink here, oink, oink there
Here an oink, there an oink ♪
01:04:25.166 --> 01:04:28.375
♪ Quack, quack here, quack, quack there
Here a quack, there a quack ♪
01:04:28.458 --> 01:04:31.583
♪ Chick, chick here, chick, chick there
Here a chick, there a chick ♪
01:04:31.666 --> 01:04:34.750
♪ Old MacDonald had a farm
Ee-i-ee-i-o ♪
01:04:34.833 --> 01:04:37.541
♪ Old MacDonald had a farm
Ee-i-ee-i-o ♪
01:04:37.625 --> 01:04:40.500
♪ And on this farm he had a fork
Ee-i-ee-i-o ♪
01:04:40.583 --> 01:04:44.125
♪ Clink, clink here, a clink, clink there
Here a clink, there a clink ♪
01:04:44.208 --> 01:04:47.333
♪ Oink, oink here, oink, oink there
Here an oink, there an oink ♪
01:04:47.416 --> 01:04:50.625
♪ Quack, quack here, a quack, quack there
Here a quack, there a quack ♪
01:04:50.708 --> 01:04:53.750
♪ Chick, chick here, a chick, chick there
Here a chick, there a chick ♪
01:04:53.833 --> 01:04:56.916
♪ Old MacDonald had a farm
Ee-i-ee-i-o ♪
01:04:57.000 --> 01:05:01.333
♪ Old MacDonald had a farm ♪
01:05:02.833 --> 01:05:07.541
♪ And on his farm he had some cows ♪