[Ellis] Previously on Sterling Point...
Dear late Grandpappy left the island to us too,
so let's fucking sell this bitch.
Connor, we are not selling this island.
Not today, we're selling when we turn 18.
Yeah, but don't you turn 18, like, soon?
Big party. You're invited, Sis.
Hello?
Hi. I'm looking to speak with Joseph Anderson, please.
I'm Gordon Campbell's estate lawyer.
[Annie] Sounded like you guys were dating?
We dated a couple of months in high school.
Do you mind if I borrow that?
[Ellis] She was making out with Rory.
Bro, she likes you. It's so obvious.
Ask her to the movie thing.
- Would you wanna go? - Yeah.
- I really like being near you. - I like being near you too.
Yo, that's not chill.
Hey. This is cute, huh?
Six orders of poutine. Grab yourself a treat--
- Whoa! - Fucking...
- You're such an asshole, Lincoln. - I'm sorry.
- [Connor] You're in love. - [Ramona] Yeah, maybe.
She's into this girl named Stacey Mallory.
- You fucked with me. - I didn't fuck with you.
- You didn't want to? - No.
- You're clearly lying to me. - It's not my place.
- Not your place to what? - To tell you how she died.
What did you just say?
She died giving birth to Ramona.
How do you know that?
Because I was there.
I don't know if we should tell her or not.
[squeaky voice] What? She hasn't left her room in days
'cause that bitch, Oona,
broke my girl's heart.
And now you wanna tell her that Mom died giving birth to her?
- Are you a fucking monster? - Can you not say that in a helium voice?
Sorry.
Don't you feel like it's fucked up to hide this?
[normal voice] There are things you don't wanna know
- about our biological parents. - That is different.
It's literally the exact same thing.
It's not. Our biological parents aren't our parents.
They gave us up for adoption. Goldie is Ramona's actual mom.
She wanted her and then fucking died giving birth to her.
Dark.
I mean, yeah.
[squeaky voice] 'Kay. I'm gonna be late to my consult with Sully
for the birthday party.
Oh, if you decide to tell Ramona, let me know how it goes.
Thoughts and prayers. Love you. Bye.
- Tell me what? - [gasps]
[Annie] Hmm?
Such a stupid question. Are you okay?
[scoffs] Yeah.
Yeah, no, it's... Like, it's awesome. It's great. I'm good. I just...
I'm kind of processing
the life-altering knowledge that I killed our mom.
- So, that's cool. - Ramona, you did not kill Mom.
It's not your fault. It's not your fault at all.
No, I know it's not my fault. Like, it's... I was a baby. [chuckles]
But, uh, it's... I...
[sighs]
I think I'm just gonna go and... Can we talk about this later?
- Yeah, of course. - I'm just gonna go
and take a very long, hopefully dreamless sleep
for the next approximately five to ten years...
- Okay. - ...first.
Is there anything I can do to help? I'm sorry this is how you're finding out.
Why are you sorry? Like, you didn't kill Mom.
- Ramona, you... - [footsteps retreating]
[sighs]
[Sully] So, you want it to be...
- Specific to Camp Rock 2. - Camp Rock 2...
It can't be Camp Rock 1.
- It is not "This Is Me" era. - Got it.
It's Camp Rock 2. Very specific.
- Do you remember this? [exclaims] - Yes. That's the... Yes. Yes.
- Okay, Camp Rock. I fucking love you. - Oh.
So, for the cake... What did you want for the cake?
- Do you want a cake? - Okay. So, I'm thinking, like, red velvet
- meets Funfetti, meets Oreo... - Mmm-hmm.
...meets croissant.
Yeah. We will definitely workshop that. That's such a good idea.
Do you want it to say anything specifically on the top?
Oh. Okay. So specifically-- and preferably--
Alyson Stoner's face saying, "Happy birthday, Connor."
And we put Annie's name on the cake too.
I really like that.
As long as it's under mine, smaller and in parentheses.
Please write that down.
- Sorry. - Rory.
- They made me fill out all this... - Hello!
...customs paperwork.
- [Sully] Customs paperwork? - Oh, my God. Open it.
Okay. Careful. It's sharp.
- What is it? - I don't know. Magic.
[Sully] Um...
[gasps]
Oh, my God.
I'm shaking. They're perfect.
They're perfect. They're perfect.
How does Annie find this theme?
This is actually my party.
Yeah, but you're twins.
Fraternal. And also, put one of these on, both of you. Right now.
Wait. So, she's not doing anything?
I don't know. She mainly organizes her creams.
Okay. All right. Well, I'll let you guys--
Wait, where are you going?
Huh? Oh, I'll come back.
It's gonna be good, man!
Put it on.
Right now?
- I got a shift later. - Please. Please put it on.
Don't do that. It's gonna go over my body.
Okay.
There you go.
- Camp Rock. - Camp Rock. Yep. Yeah.
[knocking at door]
- [Annie] Hey, Ramona? - Hmm?
Could we talk?
- Don't look at me like that. - Like what?
Like...
loving and sympathetic.
Sorry.
- You're still doing it. - This... This is just my face.
- I-- - Look, I know.
I know you deal with these things differently.
You talk about them endlessly with everyone you've ever known,
but this is how I deal.
- I sleep. - Yeah.
- Okay? - Yeah. Okay.
Great. Thanks. Have a good day.
[shop bell tinkles]
Oh, my God.
- Jesus! - [gasps]
- Jesus Christ. I'm... - I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry. I...
- I just got scared. - That's okay.
I think it was actually Kevin Jonas who scared me.
Right.
We have a love-hate relationship.
Yeah, me too. You okay?
Yeah. Sorry. How are you?
I'm good. Uh...
I wanted to come by and apologize for the other night.
Thanks.
Lincoln was, like, way out of line, and I feel terrible.
And I'm gonna apologize to Ellis as well.
Thank you. I mean, don't stress it.
Well, obviously, it wasn't you who said it, so...
I know, but I could have done more. So I'm sorry.
- Thank you. - Yeah.
How much sleep have you been losing over this?
- Be honest. - Quite a lot.
- Yeah. - Seriously.
- Aw, I'm sorry. - But I... No, no, it's... As long as that's...
- Yeah, we're good. We're good. - Also, this is insane.
I thought you didn't like birthdays.
Forgot about this for a moment. A blissful moment.
I don't. I hate birthdays. Connor likes birthdays.
- Right. - They make me feel closer to death.
Well, this is unacceptable, because you have a big one tomorrow.
You're gonna be 18, Annie. You know what that means?
You can get charged as an adult for when you get caught
for all your violent crime you've been committing.
- Hell, yeah. - Yeah.
It's what I've been waiting for. That's something to celebrate.
Can I maybe do something special for you?
Can I maybe take you out tonight?
I don't know. [chuckles] I don't know.
No need to involve the Jonas Brothers, if that's why you're saying no.
- Will you let me? - Okay.
- Yeah? - Mmm-hmm.
Okay.
[Oona] Do you know what song you're gonna sing at the talent show this year?
Uh, I don't know yet, but I think something Sondheim.
Okay, who is she?
Jesus Christ.
[chuckles] What?
Oh, um, make sure that you pack enough undies, okay?
You think I'm gonna start suddenly shitting my pants at camp?
Well, no, you just never know.
You mean that time in the airport parking lot?
- [gasps] - [chuckles]
- Hey! - Whoa!
That was not a shit, okay? It was barely a fart.
Ugh! How do you remember that? That was ages ago.
Mum still gets in on Thursday?
Um...
I don't know.
Why did you say it like that? She is coming, right?
Yeah. Honestly, I don't know.
Well, what do you mean, you don't know?
She always at least comes for the talent show.
Yeah. No, I know. I just... I mean, I know that she wants to be here, but...
I think she just got, like, busy with some stuff.
- But I'll be there, so that'll be cool. - Just tell me the truth.
I don't know if she's coming back.
Well, what do you mean, "if she's coming back"?
Well, what did she say?
She said it was that she met a seer.
- The fuck's a seer? - I don't know, man.
But supposedly, he said that she was on the cusp of revelation,
and, yeah, she doesn't know how long she'll be in India for, so...
And apparently, there's no rushing revelation.
- Why aren't you more mad? - What? Like, at Mum?
Yes, at Mum! You just, like, let her get away with the craziest stuff!
I'm not letting her. I can't control her.
- Well, fuck! Dude, maybe you should try. - Okay, Maple, I feel you.
- Please do not take this out on me. - She's our mum. She has to come back.
- Try! - Maple, what do you want me to do?
Bro, she communicates via postcards!
Hey.
Oh, hey. How's it going?
Are you building a canoe?
No, no. I'm just restoring it.
[mockingly] "I'm just restoring it"?
- [chuckles] Yeah. - It's so cool.
Wanna be my first passenger? Make sure it doesn't sink with me?
Um...
Looks like a storm's coming in. I don't know.
- Doesn't feel safe. - [both laugh]
- Okay. - Yeah?
- Yeah. - Okay. Let's do it.
[footsteps approaching]
[yelling] I hate my sister! [pants]
I'm just done with her. I'm so done with her.
Yeah. I feel you. I hear you.
It's just, I think maybe-- and hear me out--
- your anger's a bit misdirected? - [Maple] No, it's not!
- Okay. - Can I move in here?
- I thought you were going to camp. - Fuck camp!
- Okay. Well, you love camp. - Not anymore!
I just feel like I want to punch a wall or something!
What's happening to me?
Yeah, that's something we call rage.
It's better to make friends with it, welcome it into your heart.
It's only gonna get worse as you age, so... [grunts]
- Um... - Where are you going?
I think I know something that might make you feel better.
[dramatic opera music playing]
- Honestly, worth it. - Oh, absolutely.
So, what do we do now?
Oona is trying her best.
I know she acts all, like, cool and awesome, together,
but it's hard on her too.
Her mom left her to take care of her 12-year-old sister.
It's not, like, the coolest move ever, you know?
Well, it's not permanent.
Yeah. Yeah, I know, but still...
Ever get hangry?
You mean, like, when you're so hungry you get angry?
Yeah. Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, I guess.
Well, isn't every emotion kinda like hanger?
Like, you have to ask yourself,
"Am I actually angry right now, or am I just hungry?"
And most of the time, you eat a granola bar, and you're fine.
Maybe when you're mad, you can ask yourself, like,
"Am I actually mad right now, or am I maybe a little sad?"
I feel like I'm going through the same as you right now.
Just in reverse.
What do you mean?
I just found out some super dark shit about my mom, and it's...
It's really sad, but it's...
I don't know. I mostly just feel mad,
'cause it's so fucking unfair.
Unfair that she died?
Yeah.
And now you're realizing that...
you're actually just really sad that you don't have a mum?
[Ramona] Yeah.
Do you think she just...
doesn't want to be my mum?
What?
Dude. Maple, no.
No, not at all.
It's just, adults are weird,
and they have, like, a lot of complex bullshit going on.
I miss her.
[Ramona] Yeah.
Are you gonna stay mad but secretly sad at Oona forever?
Mmm. Undecided.
Are you?
Undecided.
[both chuckle]
Think it is very dangerous that we canoe in the rain?
[Ellis] No, absolutely not.
[exhaling]
Hey. Bald eagle.
Oh, my God.
That's so cool.
It's so beautiful.
Didn't know our bird was allowed in Canada.
[both chuckle]
Um...
There's something I should probably talk to you about.
Sorry to just, like, drop this on you.
What?
The other day, after the fair, when you guys left,
your dad told me something kinda intense.
What?
He said he was with my mom at the hospital...
the night that she died.
What the fuck?
Yeah. Yeah.
Maybe she asked him to take her there.
I mean, they lived close.
Yeah, but he said that they hadn't seen each other
since they were teenagers.
So I'm just like...
why would he lie about that?
I found, like, paperwork in my dad's office today.
Gordon made my dad Ramona's guardian before he died.
So is it kinda sounding like...
your dad might also be Ramona's dad?
This is gonna destroy my mom.
- Ellis, I'm so sorry. - No, don't. It's not your fault.
- You shouldn't have to find out like this. - It's not your fault. It's fine.
Where's that tape?
- Hey. - Hey.
Maple's inside.
- Okay. - We broke a ton of shit.
- Really? - It felt really good. Yeah.
- We both feel better now. - Nice. Thank you.
- Um... - Yeah.
- All good. - Yeah.
Yeah, no, she, like... I don't know what she told you, but...
she started talking about my mum. Um...
And then I tried to talk to her about it,
and she started freaking out, which is fair, but...
Right.
I don't know. I just made it worse.
- No. - Yeah.
- But thank you for... - No.
Yeah. Yeah, all good.
[Oona] Thanks.
What if I'm, like, not enough?
For who?
Um...
You are.
Yeah, I think I'm just gonna let you guys do your thing.
- Yeah. - Yeah. Yeah.
Okay.
[exhales]
[Goldie] Joe, hi.
Can you believe I found this? I hope you still like mixtapes.
Are mixtapes even a thing anymore? [laughs softly]
Anyway, I guess the fact
my dad never gets rid of anything is sometimes worthwhile.
I wanted to record something right now because the baby just kicked.
She could be here any day now.
I wonder who she'll be.
I can't wait to meet her, for us all to be a family.
I hate movies where they sing-talk the whole time.
- This is insufferable. - Well, it won Best Picture.
Yeah. Maple, I feel like when a movie's won Best Picture,
I'm just gonna automatically hate it.
What does winning Best Picture even mean?
You like Parasite.
True. True that, yes.
[chuckles] Yeah, okay.
I'll give it a shot.
- I'm really gonna miss you this week. - I'm gonna miss you too.
Can Ramona come with us to camp drop-off?
Yeah.
Yeah, sure.
Mmm-hmm.
Whoa, damn. Who's the one in the fishnets?
- See? I told you you'd like it. - Wow.
- Whoa! - This is the best part.
Don't know if we should be watching this.
Happy birthday.
Uh, Ramona, I'm sorry about Mom. I hope you're feeling okay.
I'm sorry that you found out that way. I wanted it--
Just accept the "happy birthday" first.
Thank you.
I get it, why you told me.
Just please, please, please, no more secrets.
Like, no more digging around for stuff.
I think I'm good on the bomb drops for the rest of my life.
[chuckles] Yeah. Fair enough.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- See you all on the flip. - See you on the flip.
["Man I Need" playing]
Thank you.
Hi. Hi.
Hi. This is my party. Hi.
Hi.
- Hey, man. Sully... - [Sully] Yes.
...you fucking killed it.
- I love you. You're perfect. - Thank you so much.
- I don't know what I'd do without you. - It was a fun challenge, really.
I locked in on this one.
I don't know anyone here.
Yep.
[people chattering indistinctly]
[Ellis] Hey.
Hey.
Is Ramona coming?
No. No, she said she didn't wanna come tonight.
- Oh. Shit. Great. - Yeah.
[chuckles]
'Cause I was thinking all day about ways to tell her
that she's actually my sister, so...
Yeah.
How... How do you know for sure?
I listened to the whole tape. Both sides.
Why did I not think to listen to both sides?
- Oh, yeah, no. - It's really stupid.
No. You're fine.
Yeah, the whole other side was from when she was pregnant, so...
Oh, my God, Ellis.
[Ellis] Yeah.
- Are you okay? - Yeah, I think the weirdest part was just...
hearing how in love they were.
Sorry, I'm totally ruining your birthday.
No, you're not. No. No, no, not at all. Not at all. I...
- Little bit. - I promise you are not.
It's actually the opposite. It...
I, uh, got you something.
- You... - It's--
- You did not have to do that. - Yeah, it's whatever.
- Thank you. - Open it.
I can't believe that you did this.
It's really not that much.
You know.
Yeah, not the Mona Lisa, but, you know.
This is pretty close to the Mona Lisa. [chuckles]
- It's really not that much. - Thank you. No, no.
- Thank you so much. I love it. Thank-- - Annie.
Yeah.
- [Rory] Hey. - Hey. Hi.
Happy birthday.
Thank you so much.
- Hey, man. What's up? - [Ellis] Yo.
- Uh, did you just get here? - I just got here, yeah.
- Okay. Damn. - Same.
Your set starts, like... We'd have to leave pretty soon.
[Annie] Yeah.
Rory actually got us tickets to this, like, club thing?
- Yeah, yeah. - I don't know. To escape Connor's party.
- Yeah, no, totally. That's... That's... - [Rory] Yeah.
I didn't know you were gonna be here.
[Ellis] It's totally fine. That's cool.
- AJ, I'll wait for you outside. - Cool. I'll see you outside.
- Okay. Good seeing you. - Yeah. Same.
This... Did you make this frame?
Yeah. It's...
- [laughs] It's ridiculous. - I know.
- Thank you. - Yeah. You're welcome. Happy birthday.
Thanks.
- Have fun. Sorry. Can't stay. Okay. - Yeah, I will.
- Yep. - I'll see you later.
- Yep. You have fun. - Okay.
- Thank you. Bye. - Okay.
This is so cool. You'll have the best time. I'm jealous.
- I'll write you letters every single day. - Bye. I'm here for a week.
Yeah, but write me back, please, okay?
- Okay, bye. - I love you.
Dude, Maple, you gotta sing hard, okay?
- Bye! Bye! - Love you! Bye! Bye.
Okay, bitch.
[grunting] Uh, uh, uh, uh.
- You gonna blow this bitch out or what? - Wait. We have to wait for Annie.
- That's her name. She's gonna love it. - I think she left with Rory already.
- But she might come back later. - Whatever. It's her loss.
She's not gonna get a treat bag, that's for sure.
And they have Sillybandz in them and Poot stickers.
And Poot stickers? Wow, I was a little like... "Mmm."
But now I'm like, "You know what? Great idea."
And it is her bad. Missing out.
- I think I need a few frosés. - [gasps]
- Can I join? Come. Immediately, right now. - Abso-fucking-lutely! Okay, okay, okay.
- Shit. It's amazing. - Oh, my God.
- What do you want to drink? - So many people.
Um, I'll do, like, whatever whiskey they have, on ice. Sorry.
"Whatever whiskey they have, on ice"?
- That... Seriously? - Is that a bad order?
No, it's the coolest order I've ever heard.
- [girl] Wait, Annie? Annie! - Two whatever whiskeys they have, on ice.
- Whoa. Yo! - My guy.
- No way! - Oh, my God!
- What? - Dude!
- I can't believe you're here. - What the hell?
Okay. Annie is, like, my really good childhood friend.
- Our dads work together. - Yeah!
- This is Travis, my boyfriend. - Travis.
- Glad you're finally meeting. - Nice to meet you.
- Hi. Hi. Yeah, good to see you again. - Dude, hi.
- You guys know each other from... - High school.
Okay. You guys have a place out here?
- Trav's parents do. On Lake Joe. - Amazing.
- Um, how's school? - Dude...
It's good. You'll see. You're next.
If I make it there alive.
How was the summer program? Did that just end?
Oh, I didn't go, actually.
- You didn't? - No.
'Cause I didn't get in.
- Oh, shit. - Yeah.
That's crazy. You know what?
It's literally fine, 'cause I feel it actually isn't important
when it comes to, like, actual admission.
- Oh, really? Did you not go? - Should be fine.
I did go, but I know a lot of people that didn't.
Yeah. Yeah.
- But people go. - [Travis] It's fine.
Okay. And I don't know if you guys...
Do they know? That it's Annie's birthday today?
- No way. - She's 18.
- You're joking. Today? - Happy birthday.
- Thank you. - So, we're all here by coincidence.
I feel like if there was ever to be a night
where we all had a night, like, an actual night...
- Know what I mean? It'd be tonight. - Absolutely.
- Absolutely! - We have to do shots.
- What about tomorrow?
- Hi! - No, no, no. Let's do it. Let's do it.
I'm not really a shots girl.
That's okay. I'm not a shots girl either.
[Clem] Thank you so much.
- Okay. Fuck it. But I-- - Two for her.
Oh, my God. But I'm not gonna look cool. I have to sip it.
- Thank you. - Holy shit. What are we having?
- [Annie] Heavy pour. - Tequila. Hope you like it.
The only upper alcohol. Doesn't get you depressed.
- Cheers. - You know what? Yeah!
- To Annie! - To Annie!
- Happy birthday. - Thank you.
- Yeah, happy birthday! - Yeah!
- [Travis] Yes! - [whooping]
- [Travis] That's our girl! Yeah! - [Clem] Yo, we are so lit!
["Diva" playing]
Uh-uh. Oh, no.
Why are you so sad on your birthday?
- I don't know. - You're an adult.
I don't understand why I'm not having fun. It's, like, the one thing I'm good at.
Oh, honey. Here's a little secret.
Sometimes the party gets old.
We should just be celebrating the fact that Annie's not here crying
and ruining the vibe.
Your sister really runs the show, doesn't she?
You know, I got into, like, a really sick summer camp at UCLA.
Like, apparently, I'm a really kinda genius coder.
Well, congratulations. I mean, that's--
The thing is, I didn't go.
I didn't even tell Annie or my dad.
God forbid she's not the smartest one in the family.
You know, Rory told me something once.
'Cause he's, like, my therapist. We're enmeshed.
And he said, "Mom,
don't ever stand on your knees just to make somebody else feel taller."
You are an adult today, which means
you don't ever have to be in situations you don't wanna be in anymore.
Happy birthday, Connor.
Ooh. Thank you. I love folders.
That's an offer. And a pretty damn good one.
If you ever decide to sell your island.
I would have sold, like, 45 years ago,
but my sisters said they'd never.
I said I'd never get married again. I've been married, what, nine times?
Boom.
["Dracula" playing]
You genuinely... You...
I know you don't feel that way and never have.
You have it together.
- I've met his ex, and she was like... - Whoa!
"My favorite thing about you is that you don't brush your hair."
And I was like, "I brush my hair."
And then your boobs got bigger than mine. And then I--
They're not. They're not. They're not.
Yeah, you're right.
[inaudible]
- [sobs] I'm really proud of you. - I'm proud of you.
And, like, you've always worked harder than all of us--
No! You should be so fucking proud of yourself.
[inaudible]
- I'm not saying... We're going to dinner. - I'm serious. I'm not just saying it.
I can make you dinner.
- [toilet flushes] - I can be that girl.
Okay. Good night.
Oona.
Yep.
[Ramona] Come on, man.
I'm sorry, okay? I'm sorry about what happened with Stacey Mallory.
I did some stupid shit, I know that, but this whole vibe?
Like, still?
I get it, man. I'm a lot, I know. I have a lot of baggage. I'm depressed.
And, like, Stacey Mallory is the smarter choice, but... please.
Like, please don't push me away.
You're my best fucking friend.
And if having you means losing you, then just...
Just fuck it. I don't want that. Like, I don't...
- Can we just go back to how it was before? - I don't want it to be how it was before.
But I just don't know if I can...
Look, I'm sorry about everything that I've done recently.
Movie night and everything.
I know I've been such a shitty friend to you, but I just...
This is scary, you know?
You are the best thing in my life, and I don't want to lose you or hurt you.
Because if we try and it doesn't work, then that's another person in my life.
And I don't know if I can risk it. I don't know if I...
God, I've wanted to do this for such a long time.
When did you turn 18?
Uh...
- Four months ago. - How was it?
- Nice. - Good.
I had this exact rite of passage. I smoked a cigarette.
Sick. As if you haven't been smoking since you were a child.
- Okay, I-- - Just on the piano, just...
That... You caught me, like, a couple times doing that.
- Uh-huh. - That was a middle-school phase.
Right.
Thanks for making me come out. It ended up being really nice.
I'm glad you're having fun.
It was nice seeing you with Clem and Trav.
Oh, my God. It is so weird to see people from home.
I feel like I forgot about my other life.
Your real life? New York?
[sighs]
You're good. You're good. You're just...
When you go on vacation too long,
you start to feel a little bit crazy, and, you know...
But once we get back to the city, you're gonna feel like yourself again.
It's gonna be good.
You can come visit me at Columbia.
Are you excited?
- For Columbia? - Yeah.
Yeah.
[hesitantly] Yep.
- Yeah? - Yep.
- No? - Well, be honest.
Wouldn't it have sounded a little bit cooler, right this second,
if I'd said, "Oh, come visit me at Juilliard"?
- Oh, shit. - What?
- Yes. - No.
- You do. - No.
- Damn. - I didn't say that. I didn't say anything.
- All right. No, wait. - I didn't say anything.
- It would. - It wouldn't have.
- It would, and I've accepted it. - It wouldn't have. What?
What were you gonna do? You broke your hand.
You had to settle on using your gigantic brain
and going to an Ivy League instead.
- I'm so sorry. - Yeah.
- [Clem] Hi. - [Annie] Hi, baby.
- Hi. - I love you.
And I also hope you have, like, a really good night.
[Rory] Look after...
[laughing]
- No, I am... Like, honestly? - Yeah, I didn't say anything.
- Okay, bye, Travis. - So good to see you.
It's good to see you. Goodbye.
- See you soon, hopefully. - Yeah. For sure.
- Guys, get home safe. - We'll try!
Yeah.
They're nice.
- Do you, like... Like, as a man... - Uh-huh.
...if you have a woman against a wall like this,
do you not have the urge to do that?
- Oh, nice. Hey, hey. - You know what I mean?
'Sup? I'm Rory.
- Do you wanna talk about your feelings? - [chuckles] What? Is that--
- 'Sup? Yeah, wait. - Is that what I sound like?
'Sup? I got a boathouse.
- Kinda hot, right? - It's aggressive.
- I'm... Sorry. - No, it's good.
- That's the kinda guy I am. - Yeah.
- I would be doing that nonstop. - Mmm-hmm.
- Wanna know a secret? - Yeah.
Um...
I broke my own hand.
- What? - I broke my own hand.
What? [chuckles] What do you mean?
I did it. I asked my cousin to slam the car door on it.
[laughs] Oh, my God. I don't mean to laugh.
That... So, walk me through that.
I did it because of this kid
called Xavier Plano, which is a dumb fucking name.
He came outta nowhere when I was ten, he was nine,
and he was, like, way better at piano than I was.
He was way, way, way, way, way better.
And, um... Yeah, and I cracked.
- I couldn't handle the idea-- - Just, like, not being the best?
Not being the best. Yeah.
And so I broke my hand.
And you wanna know what the really annoying bit is?
I don't even think he enjoyed it. And I loved it.
And now I can't play.
But at least I didn't lose to him.
Yeah.
I've never said any of that out loud before.
- What are you thinking? - What am I thinking?
Yeah.
I'm really not thinking.
Like, at all.
And I don't know. That's a very good thing.
["Off to the Races" playing]
You wanna have sex?
- Yeah. - You sure?
Yeah.
Do you?
Yeah, real bad.
[laughs]
You've done it before, right?
- Have I had sex? - Yeah.
- Yeah, so many times. - Okay.
[panting] You don't have to.
- You don't have to. - No, no.
- Jesus. It's tight. - [chuckles]
Yeah.
[moans]
[ethereal music playing]