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[Oona] Previously on Sterling Point...
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Is there anything I can do to help you?
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Take that box of shit
Gord's been hoarding to the thrift store.
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[Annie] Is this Mom's stuff?
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[Goldie] I know you're sick of that song
'cause I've played it 1,000 times.
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As much as I love that song, it is nothing
compared to how much I love you, Joe.
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It sounds like from the tape
that you guys were dating?
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Ellis, do you have a gift for the thing
at Ramona's tonight?
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- [Ellis] What?
- [Sully] You need to get Annie something.
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- [Annie] Where'd you sleep?
- Oona's.
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[Annie] Do you guys
have a vibe or something?
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[Oona] Sorry, this is the beautiful
Stacey Mallory.
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Hi.
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- [Ramona] You think you like her?
- Why?
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- [Ramona] No reason.
- [Oona] Are you jealous?
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[Stacey] Oona!
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Well, this is the porch.
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[Rory] I'm gonna kiss you.
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Hey, where's your sister?
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If you think she might have fled
to Canada, you might be not high.
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I am going up there.
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Dude, no. Do not do that.
She's really mad.
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I know. That's why I gotta go up there.
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Okay, fine. I will go out there
and fix this for you.
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- Oh, my God.
- Sorry, what the fuck are you doing here?
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Grandpappy left the island to us too.
So now it's a threesome, guys.
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Let's fucking sell this bitch.
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[Connor] I see resort vibes.
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I see... I see water bungalows.
I see ateliers.
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I see selling a million tiny little houses
and making a million tiny fortunes.
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Is his off button, like... Where is it?
Does he have...
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Connor, we are not selling this island.
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Quiet. I have 20-20 hearing.
We won't sell it today, but when we're 18.
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- Yeah, but don't you turn 18 soon?
- Yeah. Big party. You're invited, Sis.
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- I'm gonna freak out! This is--
- I know. You can't...
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Two-thirds majority, so...
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It's irrelevant 'cause
I won't do what she doesn't want.
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Thank you.
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Please begin the long journey
to acceptance now,
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because this will never be a Four Seasons,
it will never be an Erewhon.
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It'll remain a really magical island
we can come to with our children
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for the rest of our lives,
as our grandpa and dead mother intended.
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- Or--
- [both] No!
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I'm feeling a little bullied.
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Mom loved this place, Connor.
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Being here is like being near her.
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Can't you fucking feel that for a second?
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No. Emotions will get in the way
of my business sense.
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- You don't have a business sense.
- Oh.
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Okay, little Miss
"I wanna go to Wharton like Daddy."
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Why don't you pitch to me
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why we should make memories
instead of making millions?
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I literally could.
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- You want me to pitch it right now?
- Yeah.
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I'd like a little more time to prepare.
I usually do a PowerPoint.
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Going to business school. You'll do great.
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Great. Fine. I'm happy to.
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[clears throat]
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There are... a lot of beautiful women here.
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Beautiful people are everywhere.
God is good.
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- I'm gonna jump off a bridge.
- There's great boating.
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Lots of fresh vegetables.
And there's zucchini and squash.
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- Yep. Uh...
- Zucchini is squash.
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- Ramona. There's also--
- Yeah. Thinking. Um...
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- Clean water.
- There's clean water!
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And, uh, loons, which are cute.
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- And cliff jumping.
- Cliff jumping.
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- And...
- Yeah.
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There's old photos of Mom,
and her old things.
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I mean, Connor, dude,
memories have no price tag.
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- Oh, man, Sis. I'm...
- Yeah, doesn't it touch you?
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I'm really not trying to be mean
right now, but...
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you flopped.
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That was really bad, and I'm sorry,
and I'm starting to see
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why you didn't get into
the business school program.
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- [Ramona] Oh. [chuckles awkwardly]
- I...
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I shouldn't have done that to you.
That was on me. I was cruel.
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You know what, Connor?
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Fine. I see where you're coming from.
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Why don't you just spend,
like, one week here,
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and if you hate it,
if you totally don't get it,
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we can have a serious conversation
about the possibility of selling.
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Uh, yeah, I need a minute
to think about my decision.
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Sorry. Just gonna steal you
for one quick second.
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What's wrong with you?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
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I'm lying.
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- You're lying?
- Obviously. I just wanted him to shut up.
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Oh, I'm impressed. It was good.
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- Thank you.
- Yeah.
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- Can't believe I said "thank you" to that.
- Mmm.
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He'll fall in love with a girl here
and wanna stay anyway.
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- It's happened on all of our vacations.
- Okay.
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- Or a bear will eat him.
- Oh!
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- Wolf.
- Or a wolf will eat him.
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Connor! The offer pumpkins
in five, four, three, two,
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- one.
- Take me to the cliffs.
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Deal. So deal. Let's go.
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How tall are the cliffs, and will there
be wolves? Can we confirm or deny?
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[Ramona] I would do
less talking and more walking.
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Also, where's my room?
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[phone ringing]
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Hello?
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[woman] Hi. I'm looking to speak with
Joseph Anderson, please.
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He's not here right now.
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Could you have him call me back?
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My name is Marjorie Lewis,
Gordon Campbell's estate lawyer.
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Okay.
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Actually, do you happen to have
a contact number for a Ramona Campbell?
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- Uh, no, I don't. Sorry.
- Okay.
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Please let Mr. Anderson know I called.
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Yeah. Will do.
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- You okay? Who was that?
- Yeah.
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Just someone for Dad.
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- So I'll see you later for dinner?
- Yeah.
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Speak brutal truths.
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This is unreal.
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Amazing work.
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"Unreal?" "Amazing?" Really?
I'm going for perfection!
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So I'm gonna go try again.
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- It's perfect.
- [Sully] Don't lie to me.
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- He doesn't know how talented-- Hey!
- Oh, hey.
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- What's up?
- We are beaver tail tasting.
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I'm glad you're here, actually.
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I wanted to get in your head a little bit.
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Understand why you decided bringing Annie
a lamp was the big romantic move.
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Are you trying to be her boyfriend
or her electrician?
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- [Oona chuckles] Yeah.
- Good one, Maple.
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Either way, she was fully making out
with Rory when I got there, so...
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Okay, no. No, no, no, Ellis.
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Ellis, look at me. You are hot. Okay?
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Accept it. Own it. Live in it.
Bro, she likes you. It's so obvious.
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Don't let the soft-boy
love bomber interfere.
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Ask her to the movie thing.
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Just do something, please.
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Perfect. Look alive.
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- Hi.
- [Annie] Hey, guys.
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- [Oona] Hey.
- Hey.
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- Hey.
- Hey. Hi.
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Okay, then. I will introduce myself.
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I am Annie's fraternal
twin brother, Connor.
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- [Annie] Apologies in advance.
- She's always been the funny one, right?
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I'm sure you already know this.
All right, this looks really good.
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I'm in no mood to break my neck today,
but we are going cliff jumping, so...
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- We'll explain why later.
- I'm, like, excited.
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[muffled] Or nervous-excited
kind of a thing.
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Ugh! You chew so loud. Please come.
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Yeah, yeah, no. I'm always down.
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- Yeah. Kinda famous for flips.
- [both] Don't let her flip.
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- Got it.
- Guys!
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Are you coming?
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Uh, yeah. Mmm-hmm.
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Great.
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Hey, uh, Ramona? Sorry. Um...
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- Can I talk to you for a sec?
- Yeah. Oh.
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- Seriously? Outside? Okay.
- Just... Yeah.
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What the fuck
is this delicious soft thing?
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It's a beaver tail.
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- [spits]
- [gasps]
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Okay, what is going on?
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Gordon's lawyer's looking for you?
She called the house.
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- And?
- Why is she looking for you?
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- Why does she wanna talk to my dad?
- I don't know. Ask him.
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Ramona.
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Look, when people die, there's gonna be
lawyers making calls and paperwork.
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I don't know. It's annoying. Sorry.
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Is it about the island?
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- It's fine.
- Is it?
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Um...
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Okay, so, apparently, I...
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I own it with Annie and Connor.
Like, a three-way split shit situation.
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- But I'm handling it, okay?
- What?
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Relax. Annie promised me
she's gonna do whatever I want,
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and I'm obviously not selling,
so we're good.
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[car honks]
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- [Rory] What? Connor? Pull up.
- [Connor] Is that Rory? Damn, man.
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What the hell?
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What is going on? So good to see you, man.
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Rory, my man, looking fine as hell.
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Thank you, man.
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Connor, I'm sorry. You're glowing.
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What is this?
This humidity is so good on you.
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The humidity is great for my skin.
I look my best when I'm in the Bahamas,
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- and apparently Canada?
- [phone chimes]
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Okay, well, look, just get in, loser.
I wanna show you around.
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Oh, baby, take me to the cliffs.
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To the cliffs? Yes! I love the cliffs.
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Where... What are the cliffs?
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A cliff is, like, a sheer rock formation.
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It has water at the bottom, sometimes not.
I only recommend jumping when there is.
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- Put in "cliffs."
- We're going to Cliff's house?
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- Male fuckery is so interesting.
- Kind of a red flag that they're friends.
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This is beyond me. So, I'm out.
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- [Oona] Oh, okay.
- Bye.
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Have fun with Sully.
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Cliffs. Let's go to the cliffs.
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Hey.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Hey.
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Thank you so much for fixing that lamp.
It really meant a lot to me, so...
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It's also so cool that you can do that.
Fix lamps.
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- [Ellis] Yeah, no--
- [car honks]
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Jacobson, get in.
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You gonna come?
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Uh, I can't. I have a bunch of
rich people's boats to clean. So...
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Sorry. Um...
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Well, I'll see you later, maybe?
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- Yeah. Okay.
- Okay.
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Hey, um, have you seen Teen Wolf
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or Uptown Girls?
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- You mean my two favorite movies?
- Really?
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- No, I'm sorry. I have not seen either.
- Oh, neither. Wow.
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Yeah. I am a hundred years behind
on movies. It's not a great situation.
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God, no. Never having seen Uptown Girls
is diabolical.
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- I'm sad for you, honestly. It's crazy.
- That's extreme, okay? [chuckles]
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There's this outdoor double-feature thing.
They do it every summer.
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- It's actually pretty fun.
- Cool.
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Would you wanna go?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah?
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- Yeah. That sounds so much fun.
- Yeah.
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It's actually perfect, 'cause I'm trying
to get Connor not to hate this place,
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and he's weirdly obsessed
with Dakota Fanning.
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- [Rory] Yo, Annie!
- Yeah, awesome.
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- [car honks]
- Totally meant it as a group thing.
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- [honking]
- [chattering indistinctly]
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Okay. Okay!
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- Uh, see you?
- Yeah.
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- See ya. Bye.
- Bye.
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[Connor] All right,
who's ready for the cliffs?
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Bye, Ellis.
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["All My Friends" playing]
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Okay.
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[whooping]
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[chattering indistinctly]
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- Everybody's up here.
- Okay. Okay.
00:11:35.926 --> 00:11:37.676 align:center
- [Annie] Oh, my God!
- Yeah!
00:11:37.677 --> 00:11:39.547 align:center
- [Oona] Okay.
- [Rory] Whoo!
00:11:39.554 --> 00:11:41.184 align:center
[Ramona] Oh, my God.
00:11:41.181 --> 00:11:42.141 align:center
Okay.
00:11:42.599 --> 00:11:44.849 align:center
- [both screaming]
- [Connor] Yeah! That was fun.
00:11:44.851 --> 00:11:46.731 align:center
Maybe wanna look first.
00:11:47.229 --> 00:11:48.189 align:center
- Okay.
- Okay.
00:11:49.272 --> 00:11:50.522 align:center
[chattering indistinctly]
00:11:50.524 --> 00:11:52.194 align:center
[Connor] Yeah!
00:11:52.192 --> 00:11:53.612 align:center
[Ramona] Annie!
00:11:53.610 --> 00:11:54.570 align:center
- Annie!
- [sighs]
00:11:54.569 --> 00:11:55.989 align:center
You guys coming down?
00:11:55.987 --> 00:11:58.107 align:center
- Okay. So--
- No, no, no. I can't.
00:11:58.114 --> 00:12:00.204 align:center
You're not supposed to look
before you leap.
00:12:00.200 --> 00:12:02.910 align:center
- Isn't that exactly what you should do?
- [chanting] Do it!
00:12:02.911 --> 00:12:04.161 align:center
[Annie] My stomach hurts.
00:12:04.162 --> 00:12:07.672 align:center
Your hesitation is your intelligence.
This is actually so dangerous.
00:12:07.666 --> 00:12:10.956 align:center
So this is your brain going,
"I'm smarter than all these people."
00:12:10.961 --> 00:12:14.091 align:center
- "I won't take that risk."
- That's exactly it. Thank you for that.
00:12:14.089 --> 00:12:15.219 align:center
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
00:12:17.050 --> 00:12:23.010 align:center
My mom used to jump off these cliffs,
but I am clearly not as chill as she was.
00:12:23.014 --> 00:12:24.974 align:center
Oh, don't say that. You are.
00:12:24.975 --> 00:12:27.055 align:center
- I accept this.
- I wanna show something. Can I?
00:12:27.644 --> 00:12:29.524 align:center
[Lincoln] Come on. We'll catch ya.
00:12:29.521 --> 00:12:31.811 align:center
I'm sort of nervous
to leave Connor on his own.
00:12:31.815 --> 00:12:35.605 align:center
I fucking love nature! Oh, my God!
00:12:35.610 --> 00:12:36.700 align:center
Uh...
00:12:37.070 --> 00:12:38.240 align:center
I think he'll be good.
00:12:38.238 --> 00:12:39.448 align:center
He seems good.
00:12:40.073 --> 00:12:41.243 align:center
Come on.
00:12:41.241 --> 00:12:42.371 align:center
[Connor] Cowards!
00:12:43.159 --> 00:12:44.119 align:center
Whoo!
00:12:44.119 --> 00:12:46.159 align:center
- [Connor] Know what'd make it easier?
- What?
00:12:46.162 --> 00:12:48.002 align:center
A water slide. A really slippery one.
00:12:47.998 --> 00:12:50.208 align:center
You know we don't own these cliffs, right?
00:12:50.208 --> 00:12:53.128 align:center
- We could.
- No. No, we couldn't.
00:12:54.087 --> 00:12:55.417 align:center
Can someone help me with this?
00:12:55.422 --> 00:12:57.172 align:center
- Oh! Dibs! Dibs! Dibs!
- No!
00:12:57.924 --> 00:13:00.134 align:center
No, I got it. I got you.
00:13:00.135 --> 00:13:02.295 align:center
- [Connor gasps, coughs]
- Okay.
00:13:03.013 --> 00:13:05.023 align:center
- [Connor] Oh, my God.
- Thank you.
00:13:17.902 --> 00:13:18.952 align:center
Okay.
00:13:22.032 --> 00:13:23.032 align:center
Thank you.
00:13:27.162 --> 00:13:28.292 align:center
Yeah, for sure.
00:13:31.875 --> 00:13:35.085 align:center
- Like, you need to shut up.
- [Connor] I'm sorry. I didn't mean it.
00:13:36.588 --> 00:13:38.208 align:center
[Ramona] Yeah, okay. I'm coming.
00:13:40.425 --> 00:13:43.135 align:center
Karim, are you a fucking comedian?
Is this a joke?
00:13:43.637 --> 00:13:45.927 align:center
6.5? That's highway robbery.
00:13:45.930 --> 00:13:49.600 align:center
The land alone is worth
way more than that, and you know it.
00:13:49.601 --> 00:13:54.311 align:center
Tell them to come back with something real
because they are wasting my time, Karim.
00:13:54.314 --> 00:13:55.364 align:center
Bye.
00:13:56.066 --> 00:13:58.186 align:center
- Ugh! Realtors.
- [Ellis laughs politely]
00:13:58.860 --> 00:14:00.070 align:center
Do we need a new one?
00:14:00.612 --> 00:14:04.122 align:center
Uh, no, no. Just a few new wires.
She's good to go.
00:14:04.699 --> 00:14:07.119 align:center
Oh, boo. I was kind of hoping
for a new boat.
00:14:07.118 --> 00:14:10.118 align:center
This one's, you know...
[blows raspberry]
00:14:10.705 --> 00:14:11.915 align:center
- Am I right?
- Yeah. Right.
00:14:13.249 --> 00:14:16.589 align:center
- Okay, well, your total comes up to...
- [sighing] Okay.
00:14:17.462 --> 00:14:19.672 align:center
...um, $450.
00:14:19.673 --> 00:14:21.383 align:center
You have my Amex on file, right?
00:14:21.966 --> 00:14:23.926 align:center
Sorry, we're actually cash-only now.
00:14:25.011 --> 00:14:26.761 align:center
- Oh, wow.
- Yeah.
00:14:26.763 --> 00:14:29.313 align:center
- People still use cash, huh?
- They do.
00:14:29.307 --> 00:14:32.727 align:center
You're in luck.
Rory just got me some for the cleaners.
00:14:32.727 --> 00:14:34.767 align:center
Says I gotta start tipping them now.
00:14:36.314 --> 00:14:38.904 align:center
What did you say that was again?
$650, right?
00:14:41.361 --> 00:14:42.951 align:center
- Uh, yeah. Yeah.
- Okay.
00:14:44.531 --> 00:14:46.071 align:center
All right. I'll be right back.
00:14:46.074 --> 00:14:47.124 align:center
Cool.
00:15:01.548 --> 00:15:04.168 align:center
- [Connor] So, when are you gonna tell her?
- Sorry?
00:15:04.175 --> 00:15:05.715 align:center
Ah, I knew it.
00:15:06.344 --> 00:15:08.604 align:center
Still in the "holding long, deep,
00:15:08.596 --> 00:15:11.096 align:center
meaningful gaze,
but not talking about it" phase.
00:15:12.100 --> 00:15:15.520 align:center
- [scoffing] What?
- And we feel a little hurt about that.
00:15:15.520 --> 00:15:18.980 align:center
- A little "ouch."
- We don't feel any way about that because...
00:15:20.859 --> 00:15:24.109 align:center
she's into this girl
named Stacey Mallory, so...
00:15:24.112 --> 00:15:27.822 align:center
- Stacey Mallory? I'm sorry. Just pick one.
- Yeah, just pick one.
00:15:27.824 --> 00:15:30.494 align:center
[chuckles] Yeah.
00:15:31.202 --> 00:15:33.042 align:center
I always knew I had twin telepathy.
00:15:33.747 --> 00:15:34.787 align:center
We're not twins.
00:15:36.207 --> 00:15:37.997 align:center
Whatever. It's undeniable.
00:15:39.377 --> 00:15:40.537 align:center
You're in love.
00:15:40.545 --> 00:15:41.795 align:center
No, I'm not.
00:15:42.380 --> 00:15:43.260 align:center
You're in denial.
00:15:45.383 --> 00:15:47.803 align:center
Yeah, maybe.
'Cause she's my best friend, but...
00:15:50.597 --> 00:15:53.307 align:center
Oona doesn't, like, date people, anyway.
00:15:53.308 --> 00:15:56.138 align:center
She gives them the best two weeks
of their lives and then dips.
00:15:56.144 --> 00:15:59.444 align:center
So, she's avoidant attached.
We can work through that.
00:16:01.608 --> 00:16:04.488 align:center
You know what they say, "Love is love."
00:16:07.447 --> 00:16:09.657 align:center
Yeah. Yeah, they do say that.
00:16:10.450 --> 00:16:13.370 align:center
Have you seen Love on the Spectrum?
It's really sweet.
00:16:14.996 --> 00:16:16.786 align:center
- [Annie] This is so cool.
- [Rory] I know.
00:16:19.751 --> 00:16:21.881 align:center
I was always so intimidated by you.
00:16:24.923 --> 00:16:26.633 align:center
- By me?
- Yes.
00:16:27.091 --> 00:16:29.221 align:center
- [laughs] No, you were not.
- I was.
00:16:29.219 --> 00:16:30.929 align:center
Why? You were cooler than everyone.
00:16:31.429 --> 00:16:34.599 align:center
You were playing piano
at Carnegie Hall at eight.
00:16:34.599 --> 00:16:35.559 align:center
I was seven.
00:16:35.558 --> 00:16:37.138 align:center
I'm so sorry. Seven.
00:16:37.143 --> 00:16:42.403 align:center
You smoked cigarettes, and you rode
the subways in, like, middle school.
00:16:43.191 --> 00:16:44.571 align:center
- You were on Ellen.
- I was.
00:16:44.567 --> 00:16:46.737 align:center
That was, like, peak time to be on Ellen.
00:16:49.572 --> 00:16:51.032 align:center
Why did you stop playing?
00:16:51.032 --> 00:16:54.622 align:center
It involved a car door
00:16:55.203 --> 00:16:57.713 align:center
and my little cousin
slamming my hand into it.
00:16:58.289 --> 00:17:01.879 align:center
- Oh, my God.
- The kicker is, it didn't heal right. So...
00:17:03.127 --> 00:17:06.457 align:center
I can't play-play ever again.
00:17:08.174 --> 00:17:11.644 align:center
- I'm really sorry. It's really hard.
- No. No, it's okay.
00:17:11.636 --> 00:17:12.846 align:center
Okay.
00:17:12.846 --> 00:17:15.006 align:center
- Saunas.
- Hmm.
00:17:15.014 --> 00:17:16.854 align:center
Saunas are great for anxiety.
00:17:16.850 --> 00:17:19.060 align:center
Is it just that they make you
so fucking hot
00:17:19.060 --> 00:17:20.980 align:center
you can't think of anything but not dying?
00:17:20.979 --> 00:17:23.189 align:center
- Are you too hot?
- No, I'm not. I'm kidding.
00:17:28.278 --> 00:17:29.318 align:center
You look pretty hot.
00:17:32.407 --> 00:17:33.527 align:center
You look pretty hot.
00:17:35.910 --> 00:17:37.410 align:center
I could do this all day, Jacobson.
00:17:38.496 --> 00:17:40.156 align:center
Okay. You win. I'm gonna...
00:17:53.720 --> 00:17:54.930 align:center
How are you doing?
00:17:56.556 --> 00:17:58.216 align:center
- Cooler.
- Come on. I mean about...
00:18:00.226 --> 00:18:01.386 align:center
being here.
00:18:02.020 --> 00:18:03.690 align:center
Ramona and...
00:18:05.940 --> 00:18:07.070 align:center
your mom.
00:18:07.066 --> 00:18:08.646 align:center
- Oh, that.
- That.
00:18:08.651 --> 00:18:10.611 align:center
- Hmm. Uh...
- Mmm.
00:18:16.993 --> 00:18:22.793 align:center
[sighs] I honestly just never thought
I was that affected by having a dead mom.
00:18:22.790 --> 00:18:25.750 align:center
Which sounds so bad to say, but, um...
00:18:27.420 --> 00:18:29.260 align:center
I didn't know her, you know?
00:18:30.381 --> 00:18:31.761 align:center
But then being here, it's like...
00:18:32.300 --> 00:18:33.470 align:center
"Oh!"
00:18:34.177 --> 00:18:36.757 align:center
"Is having a dead mom the thing
that fucked me up the most?"
00:18:40.224 --> 00:18:44.274 align:center
So, yeah, just being here with Ramona
and this place, it's like...
00:18:46.814 --> 00:18:50.824 align:center
you know, "What would it have been like
to grow up with all..."
00:18:50.818 --> 00:18:52.438 align:center
It's like, I just can't get my head
00:18:52.445 --> 00:18:55.025 align:center
to stop going down
the rabbit hole of, like...
00:18:56.908 --> 00:18:59.658 align:center
"What if all of this
had been mine as a kid?"
00:19:01.412 --> 00:19:02.462 align:center
"What if my mom lived?"
00:19:03.665 --> 00:19:05.825 align:center
"Who would I be?" So...
00:19:10.588 --> 00:19:13.548 align:center
Yeah, I'm just feeling like...
00:19:14.842 --> 00:19:18.972 align:center
Feeling all of that for the first time.
00:19:22.433 --> 00:19:26.603 align:center
Like, "Oh! Holy shit. My mom is dead."
00:19:28.022 --> 00:19:31.692 align:center
"I don't have a... mom."
00:19:38.616 --> 00:19:40.736 align:center
- I'm sorry. That's--
- No, I'm sorry.
00:19:40.743 --> 00:19:42.663 align:center
No. What? Why are you sorry?
00:19:42.662 --> 00:19:44.452 align:center
I... No, I just... I...
00:19:44.455 --> 00:19:45.785 align:center
♪ Killed the vibe ♪
00:19:45.790 --> 00:19:48.580 align:center
- No, you didn't. You did not.
- Yes, I did. I killed the moment.
00:19:51.087 --> 00:19:52.417 align:center
I did. I did.
00:19:52.422 --> 00:19:57.552 align:center
I fucking hate you feeling the need
to say sorry just because you have...
00:19:58.469 --> 00:19:59.299 align:center
feelings.
00:20:01.305 --> 00:20:02.595 align:center
You shouldn't feel like that.
00:20:05.226 --> 00:20:06.056 align:center
Okay?
00:20:07.061 --> 00:20:09.061 align:center
["Wish I Didn't Love You" playing]
00:20:38.885 --> 00:20:41.255 align:center
- [Oona] Ooh.
- [Ramona laughing] That was...
00:20:41.262 --> 00:20:42.472 align:center
That's so embarrassing.
00:20:46.267 --> 00:20:50.057 align:center
Okay. See, I think
that's just a sign we need to go.
00:20:50.063 --> 00:20:51.693 align:center
- Okay.
- [Connor] All right. Fine.
00:20:54.275 --> 00:20:55.565 align:center
- Okay. Yeah.
- Ooh! Two skips.
00:20:55.568 --> 00:20:57.028 align:center
- Not bad.
- Whatever, whatever.
00:20:57.361 --> 00:20:58.991 align:center
- How many did you get?
- [Connor] Wait.
00:20:58.988 --> 00:21:01.618 align:center
I wanna ask you
about the property values here.
00:21:04.494 --> 00:21:05.664 align:center
- Hi.
- Hey.
00:21:05.661 --> 00:21:09.831 align:center
Okay, so I know that I always fall asleep
during movies,
00:21:09.832 --> 00:21:13.172 align:center
um, but would you wanna
go to that cinema thing tomorrow?
00:21:15.004 --> 00:21:17.174 align:center
Like, together?
00:21:17.173 --> 00:21:18.303 align:center
No. Separately.
00:21:19.759 --> 00:21:21.549 align:center
- Oh, okay.
- Yes. Together.
00:21:22.512 --> 00:21:27.432 align:center
[chuckles awkwardly] Um...
Yeah. Yeah, I'd love to.
00:21:28.226 --> 00:21:29.386 align:center
Okay. Great.
00:21:30.853 --> 00:21:31.733 align:center
Love.
00:21:33.815 --> 00:21:34.685 align:center
Yeah.
00:21:35.525 --> 00:21:37.985 align:center
Yeah, "love." I... Yeah.
00:21:47.870 --> 00:21:48.790 align:center
Hi.
00:21:50.665 --> 00:21:51.955 align:center
- You good?
- Mmm-hmm.
00:21:53.626 --> 00:21:55.376 align:center
Wait, where's Connor? Did he leave?
00:21:55.378 --> 00:21:57.708 align:center
Yeah, he realized we only have
a composting toilet.
00:21:57.713 --> 00:22:00.133 align:center
- So he went to Rory's.
- Oh.
00:22:00.716 --> 00:22:02.716 align:center
Thought maybe
you'd spend the night there too.
00:22:03.094 --> 00:22:05.514 align:center
- [giggles]
- What?
00:22:05.513 --> 00:22:07.933 align:center
- [Annie] Nothing.
- [both laugh]
00:22:08.224 --> 00:22:11.564 align:center
Um... No, nothing. Just, Rory is like--
00:22:11.561 --> 00:22:12.811 align:center
Rich and dissociated?
00:22:12.812 --> 00:22:16.862 align:center
Stop. No, he's nice and clear,
00:22:16.858 --> 00:22:19.488 align:center
and, like, really likes me,
which is insane to me.
00:22:22.947 --> 00:22:24.447 align:center
Can I ask you a personal question?
00:22:24.448 --> 00:22:26.948 align:center
You ask me literally
the most personal questions
00:22:26.951 --> 00:22:28.621 align:center
- seventy-eight times a day.
- Okay.
00:22:29.287 --> 00:22:31.077 align:center
- Can I?
- Go for it.
00:22:33.207 --> 00:22:34.787 align:center
When did you know that you were gay?
00:22:35.751 --> 00:22:37.671 align:center
I don't know.
I kind of always knew, I guess.
00:22:37.670 --> 00:22:38.590 align:center
Really?
00:22:39.380 --> 00:22:42.800 align:center
- Why?
- It sounds so weird. I guess I kinda...
00:22:43.801 --> 00:22:47.511 align:center
thought that I was asexual until, like...
00:22:49.557 --> 00:22:50.387 align:center
right now.
00:22:51.350 --> 00:22:52.180 align:center
Really?
00:22:52.185 --> 00:22:54.845 align:center
Yeah. I was just never interested
in sex at all.
00:22:54.854 --> 00:22:57.154 align:center
Maybe 'cause I had a gay boyfriend.
00:22:57.148 --> 00:23:00.858 align:center
Maybe that's why I had a gay boyfriend.
Let's unpack that later.
00:23:00.860 --> 00:23:01.900 align:center
Then you banged Rory,
00:23:01.903 --> 00:23:03.453 align:center
- and you're obsessed.
- Ramona!
00:23:03.446 --> 00:23:04.986 align:center
No, I did not.
00:23:04.989 --> 00:23:07.069 align:center
I did not, and I never...
00:23:07.658 --> 00:23:09.448 align:center
Wait, you've never?
00:23:10.411 --> 00:23:13.661 align:center
Okay. It's so sweet that you think
there's a world in which I have had sex.
00:23:13.664 --> 00:23:16.174 align:center
- Really sweet.
- I just assumed everyone in New York
00:23:16.167 --> 00:23:18.377 align:center
has sex all the time, everywhere.
00:23:18.377 --> 00:23:20.497 align:center
Yeah, just, like, on the subway.
00:23:21.047 --> 00:23:22.047 align:center
Or the fire escapes.
00:23:22.048 --> 00:23:24.968 align:center
You're gonna be so disappointed
when you visit.
00:23:30.097 --> 00:23:30.927 align:center
Have you?
00:23:31.682 --> 00:23:33.892 align:center
Had sex on a fire escape before?
No. [chuckles]
00:23:34.393 --> 00:23:35.483 align:center
Come on.
00:23:37.396 --> 00:23:39.016 align:center
No, I haven't. It's...
00:23:40.233 --> 00:23:44.363 align:center
I don't know,
being hot isn't exactly my brand.
00:23:44.946 --> 00:23:48.526 align:center
Isn't being hot, like,
literally your whole brand?
00:23:48.532 --> 00:23:51.532 align:center
[snickers] No! No.
00:23:51.535 --> 00:23:56.785 align:center
I'm sorry. I just find it hard to believe
that girls aren't freaking out over you.
00:23:56.791 --> 00:23:58.421 align:center
Yeah, they aren't, though.
00:24:00.336 --> 00:24:02.376 align:center
Ugh, I wish you could see yourself
the way I do.
00:24:02.380 --> 00:24:04.170 align:center
Ew. Incest. Gross.
00:24:04.757 --> 00:24:06.927 align:center
You know what I mean. I missed.
What the fuck?
00:24:06.926 --> 00:24:07.836 align:center
No! No!
00:24:07.843 --> 00:24:09.353 align:center
- Ow!
- Sorry.
00:24:11.555 --> 00:24:13.055 align:center
[chuckles softly]
00:24:15.810 --> 00:24:18.770 align:center
Oona kinda asked me
to go to the movies with her tomorrow.
00:24:18.771 --> 00:24:20.401 align:center
[gasps] Like, a date?
00:24:21.107 --> 00:24:21.977 align:center
I don't know.
00:24:21.983 --> 00:24:23.653 align:center
Okay, so then it's obviously a date.
00:24:24.527 --> 00:24:26.487 align:center
- That's so exciting.
- No, that makes no sense.
00:24:26.487 --> 00:24:29.737 align:center
It does. It's a scientific fact.
If you don't know for sure it's a date,
00:24:29.740 --> 00:24:30.660 align:center
it definitely is.
00:24:30.658 --> 00:24:33.118 align:center
She probably just meant it as friends.
00:24:33.119 --> 00:24:34.789 align:center
"She probably meant it as friends."
00:24:34.787 --> 00:24:36.447 align:center
- Shut up!
- You're blushing.
00:24:36.455 --> 00:24:38.575 align:center
- I'm not.
- God, you're blushing.
00:24:38.582 --> 00:24:41.542 align:center
Stop! Give me my book back.
I'm trying to re-read it by morning.
00:24:42.461 --> 00:24:43.921 align:center
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
00:24:46.924 --> 00:24:49.974 align:center
- Blushing. [chuckles]
- Stop!
00:24:57.643 --> 00:25:00.233 align:center
[Connor] Do you wanna go
to that movie thing tonight?
00:25:00.229 --> 00:25:02.559 align:center
No. Let's just put something on
in the theater here.
00:25:02.565 --> 00:25:03.515 align:center
Cool.
00:25:04.108 --> 00:25:05.688 align:center
Honestly, I need a break from Annie.
00:25:07.987 --> 00:25:08.817 align:center
Annie is going?
00:25:09.405 --> 00:25:11.865 align:center
Yeah. Ellis invited her.
00:25:12.700 --> 00:25:15.330 align:center
[Denise] Ellis? Is that that kid
who's been ripping me off?
00:25:15.328 --> 00:25:16.498 align:center
- [Connor] What?
- What?
00:25:17.163 --> 00:25:18.413 align:center
Just a bit here and there.
00:25:18.414 --> 00:25:19.584 align:center
Mom, that's fucked up.
00:25:19.582 --> 00:25:23.172 align:center
Honey, your dad hasn't paid taxes
in 15 years.
00:25:23.753 --> 00:25:26.383 align:center
- Wait, what?
- [Connor] This Sancerre, by the way,
00:25:26.380 --> 00:25:27.920 align:center
it's so crisp.
00:25:27.923 --> 00:25:32.683 align:center
God, your dad raised you right.
I bet you got his business sense too.
00:25:32.678 --> 00:25:34.678 align:center
I do have his business sense.
00:25:36.057 --> 00:25:40.477 align:center
When the time comes to sell that island,
you know who to call.
00:25:40.478 --> 00:25:42.518 align:center
[Connor] My girl, Denise. Duh.
00:25:42.521 --> 00:25:43.901 align:center
- Duh.
- [Rory] You know what?
00:25:45.107 --> 00:25:46.437 align:center
I am gonna go to that movie.
00:25:47.610 --> 00:25:49.150 align:center
Fine. I'll come too.
00:25:49.779 --> 00:25:52.279 align:center
Oh, Denise, would you like to join us?
00:25:52.281 --> 00:25:56.201 align:center
No, honey. I hate seeing movies
with a big group of people.
00:25:56.202 --> 00:25:59.332 align:center
You're so right.
That is the worst way to watch them.
00:25:59.330 --> 00:26:01.580 align:center
Isn't it? You boys have fun.
00:26:09.840 --> 00:26:11.430 align:center
[softly] Okay. [sighs]
00:26:15.513 --> 00:26:16.683 align:center
What the fuck?
00:26:16.680 --> 00:26:20.060 align:center
Why are you trying on so many things
to lay on the ground and watch a movie?
00:26:20.059 --> 00:26:22.899 align:center
Because I just... I don't wanna be cold.
00:26:28.651 --> 00:26:31.321 align:center
- Are you coming tonight?
- No, I'm on the last chapter.
00:26:31.320 --> 00:26:34.700 align:center
I need to find out what the score is
and where in the body it's being kept.
00:26:34.698 --> 00:26:36.618 align:center
Okay. Suit yourself.
00:26:36.617 --> 00:26:37.907 align:center
We're gonna miss you.
00:26:41.247 --> 00:26:42.367 align:center
[murmurs indistinctly]
00:26:46.877 --> 00:26:50.007 align:center
You know,
you need to be careful with Ramona.
00:26:50.840 --> 00:26:51.670 align:center
Sorry, what?
00:26:51.674 --> 00:26:54.514 align:center
You can't treat her like every random girl
you barely know.
00:26:54.510 --> 00:26:57.100 align:center
I've genuinely got no idea
what you're talking about.
00:26:57.096 --> 00:27:00.516 align:center
Yes, you do.
Look, she's, like, your best friend.
00:27:00.516 --> 00:27:03.596 align:center
And if you're gonna go on a date,
then you've got to take it--
00:27:03.602 --> 00:27:07.022 align:center
No, we're not going on a date.
There's no vibe like that between us.
00:27:07.022 --> 00:27:09.022 align:center
- Oona, you're already doing it.
- What?
00:27:09.024 --> 00:27:10.404 align:center
What am I doing?
00:27:11.777 --> 00:27:14.237 align:center
Like, breaking her heart.
00:27:14.738 --> 00:27:17.738 align:center
["God's a Different Sword" playing]
00:27:39.388 --> 00:27:41.508 align:center
Yeah, well, she turned a date
into a group hang,
00:27:41.515 --> 00:27:44.175 align:center
- so message received, I guess?
- A date?
00:27:44.185 --> 00:27:46.765 align:center
Bitch, she doesn't even know
you're remotely interested.
00:27:46.770 --> 00:27:50.110 align:center
Hey. Hey, here's an idea for you.
Have you ever tried telling her,
00:27:50.608 --> 00:27:51.438 align:center
"I like you"?
00:27:52.193 --> 00:27:53.113 align:center
"I like you"?
00:27:53.986 --> 00:27:56.106 align:center
- No. Who says... No one says that.
- Rory does!
00:27:56.113 --> 00:27:57.283 align:center
Boys like Rory do.
00:27:57.281 --> 00:28:00.201 align:center
They listen to Brené Brown
and say what they feel, and it works.
00:28:00.201 --> 00:28:02.041 align:center
And as much as I love repressed guys
00:28:02.036 --> 00:28:05.326 align:center
who are really good with their hands,
you all can be pretty hard to read.
00:28:05.331 --> 00:28:07.001 align:center
These need more powdered sugar.
00:28:14.798 --> 00:28:15.668 align:center
Hey.
00:28:17.384 --> 00:28:18.644 align:center
Hey. Hey, babe.
00:28:18.636 --> 00:28:20.756 align:center
- I didn't know you were coming.
- Um...
00:28:20.763 --> 00:28:21.763 align:center
Yeah, no, I'm...
00:28:22.806 --> 00:28:24.346 align:center
I'm, like, a real cinephile.
00:28:25.100 --> 00:28:27.810 align:center
Love movies.
I never fall asleep watching them.
00:28:28.729 --> 00:28:29.809 align:center
You wanna get some food?
00:28:33.025 --> 00:28:34.605 align:center
Yep. Yeah.
00:28:35.361 --> 00:28:38.161 align:center
I'm starving, actually, so... Perfect.
00:28:49.291 --> 00:28:50.131 align:center
[Connor] You ready?
00:28:50.709 --> 00:28:52.919 align:center
Tonight's the night. You gotta wife her.
00:28:53.045 --> 00:28:55.335 align:center
- Gotta wife her up.
- Mmm. Yep.
00:28:58.008 --> 00:28:58.838 align:center
[Annie] Connor!
00:29:00.427 --> 00:29:01.547 align:center
Connor.
00:29:02.596 --> 00:29:04.506 align:center
Are you plying our underage sister
00:29:04.515 --> 00:29:05.965 align:center
- with alcohol?
- [coughs]
00:29:05.975 --> 00:29:08.095 align:center
- I'm underage too. Relax.
- There's kids here.
00:29:08.102 --> 00:29:11.102 align:center
I have to let this sink in, what,
30 minutes? Fifteen? How long?
00:29:11.105 --> 00:29:14.105 align:center
- Wait. Have you never had a drink?
- No. I'm not cool.
00:29:14.108 --> 00:29:15.608 align:center
- I wasn't judging. Got it.
- Yeah.
00:29:15.609 --> 00:29:19.699 align:center
- [Connor] When does wifey get here?
- Like, should have been ten minutes ago.
00:29:19.697 --> 00:29:22.617 align:center
But she's always late, so it's fine.
00:29:22.616 --> 00:29:25.156 align:center
Hey, oh, maybe we should slow down a bit?
00:29:25.160 --> 00:29:27.620 align:center
I think it's a good time
to go see Uptown Girls.
00:29:27.621 --> 00:29:28.581 align:center
So true. So true.
00:29:28.581 --> 00:29:29.751 align:center
[Connor] Dakota Fanning?
00:29:29.748 --> 00:29:32.038 align:center
- Beautifully precocious.
- [Ramona] So precocious.
00:29:32.042 --> 00:29:34.552 align:center
- Can we get cotton candy?
- Can I take the flask, please?
00:29:36.964 --> 00:29:38.974 align:center
["Talkin' Like You" playing]
00:29:58.402 --> 00:29:59.242 align:center
Hey.
00:30:01.488 --> 00:30:02.448 align:center
Hey.
00:30:03.073 --> 00:30:06.453 align:center
Um, wanna do something lame?
00:30:10.164 --> 00:30:11.124 align:center
Don't move, please.
00:30:11.123 --> 00:30:12.873 align:center
- Yeah. No, we're good. Sorry.
- Sorry.
00:30:12.875 --> 00:30:13.825 align:center
Yeah, we're good.
00:30:15.002 --> 00:30:16.842 align:center
[both snicker]
00:30:17.755 --> 00:30:19.665 align:center
- Actually, stop, stop.
- You stop.
00:30:19.673 --> 00:30:22.133 align:center
- No, I'm not doing anything. Sorry.
- I'm sorry.
00:30:22.134 --> 00:30:23.764 align:center
- Guys, can we do this?
- Sorry.
00:30:25.262 --> 00:30:27.182 align:center
- [Annie] Okay, we got it.
- [Ellis] We got it.
00:30:27.181 --> 00:30:28.221 align:center
Okay. We all got it.
00:30:28.223 --> 00:30:30.183 align:center
[chuckling]
00:30:51.664 --> 00:30:53.044 align:center
I really like...
00:30:56.210 --> 00:30:57.210 align:center
being near you.
00:31:02.675 --> 00:31:04.255 align:center
I really like being near you too.
00:31:07.304 --> 00:31:09.644 align:center
- [chuckles]
- What?
00:31:11.308 --> 00:31:13.308 align:center
Nothing. [snickers]
00:31:13.310 --> 00:31:14.690 align:center
- What?
- Nothing.
00:31:15.979 --> 00:31:18.859 align:center
Dude, look at that. These goddamn kids.
00:31:19.692 --> 00:31:21.112 align:center
- Yo!
- What?
00:31:21.902 --> 00:31:22.742 align:center
That's not chill.
00:31:26.240 --> 00:31:30.240 align:center
Dude, I think we're beyond
being threatened as a species.
00:31:31.912 --> 00:31:33.502 align:center
You'll be threatened when they fuck.
00:31:34.623 --> 00:31:37.423 align:center
Now I'm gonna go throw some peaches.
I'll peach it up.
00:31:39.503 --> 00:31:40.343 align:center
[music plays]
00:31:45.300 --> 00:31:48.100 align:center
- [bell rings]
- Oh! [laughs]
00:31:48.637 --> 00:31:50.757 align:center
Well, there's just nothing like good help.
00:31:56.019 --> 00:31:57.309 align:center
I love this scene.
00:31:57.312 --> 00:32:00.232 align:center
[chuckles] It's very cute
you like this movie so much.
00:32:00.941 --> 00:32:02.361 align:center
You know what's crazy?
00:32:04.153 --> 00:32:05.533 align:center
If I close one...
00:32:06.613 --> 00:32:10.663 align:center
If I close one eye like this,
I can see three Dakota Fannings.
00:32:10.659 --> 00:32:12.329 align:center
[chuckles] I love that.
00:32:12.327 --> 00:32:14.997 align:center
- God, you were so right.
- Mmm-hmm.
00:32:14.997 --> 00:32:18.287 align:center
Getting drunk kind of fucks.
00:32:18.792 --> 00:32:22.002 align:center
Like, here I am,
stood up by my best friend,
00:32:22.504 --> 00:32:25.344 align:center
love of my life-- like, that's a wifey.
00:32:25.340 --> 00:32:26.720 align:center
And I feel...
00:32:29.261 --> 00:32:30.261 align:center
nothing.
00:32:30.763 --> 00:32:33.353 align:center
[chuckles] And let me tell you,
that fucks.
00:32:33.348 --> 00:32:37.228 align:center
- Feeling nothing is the goal.
- Goal in life.
00:32:38.228 --> 00:32:39.808 align:center
God, you're so smart.
00:32:40.314 --> 00:32:42.694 align:center
Annie would fucking have an aneurysm
if she heard you.
00:32:42.691 --> 00:32:45.031 align:center
I love being on the water.
I love floating.
00:32:45.027 --> 00:32:48.237 align:center
This is my safe space. Right here.
00:32:48.238 --> 00:32:51.738 align:center
God, I have to pee again. Geez.
00:32:51.742 --> 00:32:53.242 align:center
[Connor] Alcohol is a diuretic.
00:32:53.827 --> 00:32:55.327 align:center
I don't know what that means.
00:32:55.329 --> 00:32:57.619 align:center
God, they need to make
more movies like this.
00:32:59.500 --> 00:33:01.340 align:center
[on screen] Wonderful, girls.
00:33:04.046 --> 00:33:06.046 align:center
[Oona] I've never seen
the film before this.
00:33:06.048 --> 00:33:07.628 align:center
- [Stacey] Mmm. Really?
- Yeah.
00:33:07.633 --> 00:33:10.803 align:center
I think I tried to watch it last time,
but then I just fell asleep.
00:33:11.553 --> 00:33:14.353 align:center
And then I woke up after everyone had gone
and never woke me up.
00:33:14.348 --> 00:33:16.178 align:center
- [Oona] Yeah.
- [chuckles] That sucks.
00:33:16.183 --> 00:33:17.773 align:center
[Oona] This is cooler. Wow.
00:33:18.602 --> 00:33:19.602 align:center
Sully is a god.
00:33:19.603 --> 00:33:22.113 align:center
- This is the best thing I've--
- Hey!
00:33:22.940 --> 00:33:24.820 align:center
Stacey Mallory!
00:33:24.817 --> 00:33:27.027 align:center
- God! Good to see you.
- Hey, Ramona.
00:33:27.027 --> 00:33:29.317 align:center
You're drunk.
00:33:30.197 --> 00:33:31.657 align:center
- No, I'm not.
- Yeah.
00:33:31.657 --> 00:33:34.487 align:center
Yeah, you're an alcoholic for love.
00:33:34.493 --> 00:33:38.413 align:center
That's called "a love addict," which is
honestly real and can be super dark.
00:33:38.413 --> 00:33:39.583 align:center
My cousin had to go to--
00:33:39.581 --> 00:33:42.961 align:center
I don't fucking care about your cousin.
Who's your cousin?
00:33:43.961 --> 00:33:46.001 align:center
- Let me ask you a question.
- Okay, Ramona, stop.
00:33:46.004 --> 00:33:49.264 align:center
Have you ever even been with a girl?
Have you ever dated a girl?
00:33:50.592 --> 00:33:51.762 align:center
You've never dated a girl.
00:33:52.261 --> 00:33:54.141 align:center
Have you ever dated anybody?
00:33:54.137 --> 00:33:55.717 align:center
In 39 hours, she'll lose interest
00:33:55.722 --> 00:33:59.022 align:center
'cause she does this
with fucking everyone.
00:33:59.017 --> 00:34:01.097 align:center
And you'll go back
to fucking John or Derek--
00:34:01.103 --> 00:34:04.363 align:center
- Ramona, stop, bro. You're being mean.
- [Ramona] "You're being mean."
00:34:04.356 --> 00:34:07.776 align:center
Especially though you got two first names,
which I know you think is so cool.
00:34:07.776 --> 00:34:10.436 align:center
- Okay, I'm gonna go. Good night.
- So cool, by the way.
00:34:10.445 --> 00:34:12.565 align:center
- You're not, and you never will be.
- Wait.
00:34:12.573 --> 00:34:13.623 align:center
Bye!
00:34:15.450 --> 00:34:17.910 align:center
- Drink some water and then go home.
- No. No.
00:34:20.038 --> 00:34:21.248 align:center
Stacey Mallory!
00:34:24.459 --> 00:34:25.669 align:center
[sighs]
00:34:25.669 --> 00:34:27.169 align:center
Oona! Wait!
00:34:28.964 --> 00:34:29.804 align:center
[grunts]
00:34:29.923 --> 00:34:32.933 align:center
[laughing] Sorry, guys. Sorry.
00:34:32.926 --> 00:34:34.676 align:center
- What are you doing?
- Sorry.
00:34:35.220 --> 00:34:37.560 align:center
- Are you okay?
- God, she really is fast.
00:34:37.556 --> 00:34:39.466 align:center
What is happening? What is wrong with you?
00:34:39.474 --> 00:34:41.434 align:center
Why are you acting like this?
00:34:41.435 --> 00:34:42.935 align:center
We were just eating.
00:34:42.936 --> 00:34:44.976 align:center
[hesitating] You fucked with me. It's--
00:34:44.980 --> 00:34:46.770 align:center
I didn't fuck with you.
00:34:47.357 --> 00:34:48.687 align:center
Yes, you did.
00:34:49.192 --> 00:34:50.032 align:center
You...
00:34:50.777 --> 00:34:52.737 align:center
You asked me to come here, like, with you.
00:34:53.488 --> 00:34:54.318 align:center
Together.
00:34:54.990 --> 00:34:57.660 align:center
Yeah. We do everything together.
00:34:57.659 --> 00:34:59.329 align:center
["Thorns" playing]
00:34:59.328 --> 00:35:00.698 align:center
I don't know, I just thought...
00:35:02.080 --> 00:35:07.880 align:center
I thought it'd be different
because of the thing at the party.
00:35:09.171 --> 00:35:10.341 align:center
What thing?
00:35:17.512 --> 00:35:18.722 align:center
Ramona, don't.
00:35:21.600 --> 00:35:22.640 align:center
You didn't want to?
00:35:24.102 --> 00:35:25.852 align:center
'Cause it seemed like you did.
00:35:28.982 --> 00:35:30.032 align:center
No.
00:35:35.864 --> 00:35:38.994 align:center
Okay. Got it.
00:35:40.577 --> 00:35:41.947 align:center
Okay.
00:35:51.838 --> 00:35:54.048 align:center
- How have you never seen this?
- No, I'm not saying...
00:35:54.049 --> 00:35:55.419 align:center
It's clearly incredible.
00:35:55.425 --> 00:35:57.255 align:center
- Can I have some? Thanks.
- Yeah. Sorry.
00:35:57.260 --> 00:35:58.720 align:center
- No, it's okay.
- [Rory] Hey.
00:36:01.306 --> 00:36:02.136 align:center
Hey.
00:36:02.140 --> 00:36:04.310 align:center
- Hey.
- [Rory] How you doing? Hey, man.
00:36:05.936 --> 00:36:08.726 align:center
- [Lincoln] Hey-yo. [grunts]
- Cheers, my boy.
00:36:08.730 --> 00:36:09.810 align:center
Hola.
00:36:09.815 --> 00:36:10.855 align:center
What's good?
00:36:11.608 --> 00:36:12.818 align:center
This is cute, huh?
00:36:13.276 --> 00:36:14.936 align:center
- Yeah. Really cute.
- [Rory] Nice.
00:36:14.945 --> 00:36:16.735 align:center
- Really cute.
- Never seen it like this.
00:36:16.738 --> 00:36:19.408 align:center
I'm looking forward to when they put
Teen Wolf on.
00:36:19.408 --> 00:36:22.488 align:center
I've not seen that yet.
You guys seen Teen Wolf?
00:36:22.494 --> 00:36:23.954 align:center
- No, actually.
- No.
00:36:24.496 --> 00:36:25.406 align:center
Ellis?
00:36:26.748 --> 00:36:27.578 align:center
What?
00:36:28.333 --> 00:36:30.133 align:center
- Have you seen Teen Wolf?
- [Lincoln] What?
00:36:30.127 --> 00:36:31.417 align:center
Uh, no.
00:36:32.170 --> 00:36:36.680 align:center
God, let's go. So this is
our first viewing of Teen Wolf together.
00:36:37.259 --> 00:36:41.139 align:center
[Lincoln] Yo. Six orders of, uh, poutine
and some wings.
00:36:41.138 --> 00:36:43.558 align:center
- And grab yourself a treat if you want.
- Whoa!
00:36:43.557 --> 00:36:44.767 align:center
[Rory softly] Fucking...
00:36:45.851 --> 00:36:46.691 align:center
What the fuck?
00:36:47.644 --> 00:36:49.064 align:center
I said he could get a treat.
00:36:49.062 --> 00:36:50.902 align:center
You're such an asshole, Lincoln.
00:36:50.897 --> 00:36:53.187 align:center
- [Lincoln] I'm just...
- I'm gonna go find Ramona.
00:36:53.191 --> 00:36:55.941 align:center
[Rory] No, no.
Ellis, I'm sorry. He's drunk.
00:36:55.944 --> 00:36:58.654 align:center
- He's--
- Yo, you forgot my card. [laughs]
00:36:58.655 --> 00:37:01.315 align:center
- I'm sorry.
- Why are you sorry? I'm hungry, bro.
00:37:03.994 --> 00:37:05.084 align:center
Wah-wah.
00:37:05.704 --> 00:37:06.754 align:center
Fuck.
00:37:07.664 --> 00:37:10.714 align:center
It's good. Take it easy, man.
Why are you freaking out all the time?
00:37:10.709 --> 00:37:12.419 align:center
Why do you have to do shit like that?
00:37:13.462 --> 00:37:16.172 align:center
[whoops] You suck, you suck,
and you suck, you suck.
00:37:17.090 --> 00:37:18.180 align:center
And you, Eloise,
00:37:19.176 --> 00:37:22.296 align:center
I'm really fucking proud of you, man.
You've gotten so good in an hour.
00:37:23.138 --> 00:37:24.768 align:center
You got big things ahead of you.
00:37:28.018 --> 00:37:28.978 align:center
You good, Ramona?
00:37:30.771 --> 00:37:31.851 align:center
Excuse you.
00:37:31.855 --> 00:37:33.055 align:center
What?
00:37:33.065 --> 00:37:35.315 align:center
You sneezed. Excuse you.
00:37:35.317 --> 00:37:36.477 align:center
Hey, what's going on?
00:37:36.485 --> 00:37:39.445 align:center
I'm dominating frogs.
Mayor of Frogville over here.
00:37:39.446 --> 00:37:42.276 align:center
What? No, I mean Ramona. Is she okay?
00:37:42.282 --> 00:37:43.412 align:center
Yeah, she's resting.
00:37:43.408 --> 00:37:46.618 align:center
Why did you let her drink so much?
Jesus Christ, Connor.
00:37:46.620 --> 00:37:49.210 align:center
Chill the fuck out, man.
She's had a rough week.
00:37:49.206 --> 00:37:51.866 align:center
- What is wrong with you? I wanna know.
- Am I dead?
00:37:51.875 --> 00:37:53.075 align:center
Okay, let's get you home.
00:37:53.085 --> 00:37:56.085 align:center
Play one more game.
I really need to get that dolphin.
00:37:56.088 --> 00:37:59.628 align:center
- He doesn't wanna stay. He wants to come.
- I'm so fucking mad at you now.
00:37:59.633 --> 00:38:01.763 align:center
- You're always mad at me.
- Can you come, please?
00:38:01.760 --> 00:38:04.010 align:center
- [Ramona] No fighting.
- [Ellis] We got it. Got it.
00:38:04.012 --> 00:38:06.932 align:center
- [Annie] Your pants are falling down.
- [Ellis] Get her pants.
00:38:06.932 --> 00:38:08.562 align:center
[Ramona] I love you guys.
00:38:08.558 --> 00:38:10.308 align:center
[Annie and Ellis] We love you too.
00:38:10.310 --> 00:38:12.270 align:center
[Ramona] Oh, you smell like...
00:38:32.833 --> 00:38:33.963 align:center
[Annie] Let's get you up.
00:38:36.294 --> 00:38:38.254 align:center
Okay, can you wake up for me? Yeah, yeah.
00:38:38.255 --> 00:38:40.755 align:center
- [Ramona] Bumblebee.
- [Annie] No, I have the bumblebee.
00:38:42.092 --> 00:38:43.382 align:center
Everything's gonna be okay.
00:38:43.385 --> 00:38:45.295 align:center
- It's all right.
- Okay.
00:38:45.303 --> 00:38:48.223 align:center
- [Ellis] I got you.
- [Annie] Okay. Big step. Careful, careful.
00:38:48.765 --> 00:38:49.595 align:center
Jesus!
00:38:49.599 --> 00:38:52.309 align:center
- [Ramona] Stop screaming.
- What the hell is going on?
00:38:52.310 --> 00:38:53.560 align:center
[Ramona] Nothing. Just...
00:38:53.562 --> 00:38:56.192 align:center
I had the worst night
of my young adult life, actually.
00:38:56.189 --> 00:38:58.399 align:center
It was awful. Annie and Connor--
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They rock, though. They rock!
00:39:01.820 --> 00:39:05.570 align:center
They ruled. Is that a song?
I think that's... Wait, no, that's...
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Ellis, do me a favor. Set up the couch
for her. She'll spend the night with us.
00:39:09.327 --> 00:39:12.867 align:center
Wait. No. No, no, no.
I'm dying in my own bed.
00:39:12.873 --> 00:39:16.213 align:center
You're not gonna die.
We'll get her home safe. She'll be fine.
00:39:16.209 --> 00:39:18.839 align:center
- Ellis, you got her? It's all good.
- [Ellis] Yeah. Got her.
00:39:18.837 --> 00:39:23.297 align:center
Annie, make sure you bring
the hedgehog back up. And leave the bee.
00:39:23.300 --> 00:39:25.220 align:center
- He's scaring me a little.
- Yeah, okay.
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Also, do not forget the frog.
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I am deeply attached to him.
He has very sad eyes.
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Yep, I got it, Connor! Thank you.
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[Connor] All right, good night.
00:39:35.478 --> 00:39:37.978 align:center
[Joe] So, this is how y'all do it
in New York City?
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- [Annie] Uh, what do you mean?
- Why'd you let her drink so much?
00:39:42.194 --> 00:39:45.454 align:center
I... No, I'm sorry. I really didn't...
It was my brother and I'm furious--
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Damn it. You're supposed to be
looking out for her.
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- I am looking out for her.
- It's exactly what Gordon was afraid of.
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[scoffs]
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Excuse me?
00:39:57.918 --> 00:39:59.588 align:center
No. Tell me what Gordon was afraid of.
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That Ramona's New York City siblings
would come corrupt her?
00:40:04.090 --> 00:40:05.470 align:center
Is that why he kept us apart?
00:40:05.467 --> 00:40:07.377 align:center
- I'm curious.
- That's not what I said.
00:40:07.385 --> 00:40:10.715 align:center
Do you honestly expect me to believe
that you didn't see my mom for years
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even though you lived here
and she lived there,
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- and she was dying of cancer?
- Annie, it was just...
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- It was complicated then, okay?
- What? What was complicated?
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- It's not my place.
- To what?
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To tell you how she died.
00:40:28.907 --> 00:40:30.077 align:center
What did you just say?
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She died giving birth...
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to Ramona.
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No, she didn't. She died of cancer.
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How do you know that?
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Because I was there.
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