'What did you get?'
'What about you? - I've brought a sandwich.'
'A sandwich? Oh man, do you bring sandwiches every day or what?'
'I’ve got a burger.'
'A burger?’ - ‘I don't share with anyone.'
Mentaliya! Mentaliya!
Mentaliya!
D-K, avoid them.
They’re all just jealous of you.
That dance was...
So brave! My family would’ve never taken therapy for me. You're lucky.
Thanks, guys.
Do you follow Wendy Jones?
Not really.
Here, have this–avocado toast.
Wendy Jones’ diet plan would be good for you.
How’s it?
Tasty.
Do you want some, aloo paratha?
Paratha?
You’re such a cute-o!
‘Daani is going through a sensitive phase…’
Hi Kabir! What's up?
Daani, right?
Hi Kabir. - Hi.
‘She is learning to make relationships…’
And her understanding of relationships…
Is going to come from you all.
Look…we have been married for 37 years.
If our car would’ve broken down, it wouldn't run this long.
Correct.
But, the car also needs care, right, Mr. Somnath?
You can't just keep pushing it to move forward.
It needs to be driven…with love.
Have I been pushing you around?
Vishnu and I have always…
Taught Daani to be gentle, kind and loving in her relationships.
Children learn better from what they see than…
What they are taught.
Yes.
Hence it’s important that we set the right examples for them.
A child's mental health depends on the mental health of their family.
And a family's mental health depends…
On the marital health of the family’s couples.
Of course.
This week, we’ll look into the well being of your respective married lives.
Megha, is it okay if I skip this week?
Hey...
Sure.
Thank you.
Shall we start?
Yeah Ashok?
So why don’t you send the papers home?
I'll sign them and send them back with someone.
I don't want to talk about it, Ashok.
You said you’ll give me some space, right?
I’ll come and talk to you when I feel like it.
He takes care of us all.
What more can I say?
When we got married, the holy priest said that,
“Hand over everything you earn, to your wife.”
Since then, she has been the queen of my home… And that of my heart…
Kamlaji, as a wife,
What are your emotional expectations from Somnathji?
I just want him to take care of his health…
Love his children… That's…about it.
That's your phone.
Oh, the alarm. I forgot to give you your medicine. - Yes.
Huh! “forgot it”...
Just a moment…
Can't you remember such small things?
Hold on...
It’ll just…take a minute…
Come on! Hand it over already!
So, before the next session, I have a task for each of you.
Kamla ji, as a wife, tell me three things…
That you expect from Somnathji.
And those things can’t be things like health, jewellery, or children.
They need to come…
From your own personal expectations. Your personal desires.
Tell her. Come on…
Oh no no, you need to think first, right? Yes yes…
And Somnathji? - Yesji?
You need to be a little tender towards Kamlaji.
“Tender?”
Like the ones popping up in the newspapers for road repairs?
No, ‘tender’ as in gentle.
I know the meaning.
Tender like the ‘petals of a flower’.
Yes. Can you do that for your wife?
“Tender?”
We are paying 6,000 rupees per session!
And what did we get in return? This!
You…Need to care for…This.
I think the doctor herself is a bit crazy.
She said– You are the egg!
What’s the logic of that? Kamla is an egg?
“And you need to ‘tenderly’ care for her?”
Of course, anybody who sees this will surely call us crazy!
“Cowss-cowss”?
What?
Nothing.
Oh, cous-cous…
College was mad-fun!
Yeah.
Especially street theatre.
That was the last performance for our final year.
And in college theatre,
One has to look at the judges while performing…
But, we didn't care…
“This night, and this longing!
“Even the road to you lies incompletely broken…”
“Full of turns and bumps…”
Turn to the judges! Look at the judges!
“But we couldn’t look at anyone else, except for each other.”
“And would you believe it, we actually won!'
Remember how our teammates were whistling? Those rascals!
They used to call us SVS’ “Rahul and Anjali”.
College was amazing.
New love and all that.
It was nice.
And is it not nice now?
That's not what I meant. But...
Things change with time.
Since when did ‘things’ start to change?
As soon as responsibilities arrived…
Like, children...
Actually, ever since Vishnu left the family shop.
You mean, ever since I started my job?
Yeah... The same.
Do you miss Vishnu?
How can two people, living under the same roof miss each other?
Yes, I do.
How do you miss him?
The little things…
I miss the hugs after he comes back from work.
Or sometimes just… Asking me how I am?
Haven’t I ever asked you how you are?
Respond.
Not react, Vishnu. Remember.
He must have asked once or twice as a formality.
Wow!
Formality.
You can't handle the truth.
Megha, you know what?
Ever since he’s joined that PR job,
He’s unable to see anything else.
Everybody does their job…
But he is obsessed.
Still, he can’t manage to get a promotion though.
Are you crazy ?
I launder your goddamn underwear!
DON’T YOU EVER DARE CALL ME CRAZY!
“Get the chiLli, will you?”
“I need to make a paste of it.”
“Okay, I'll get it. Here.”
“Clean that wok, will you?”
“No.”
“Just get it done, quickly.”
“The children will be back anytime.”
“Cook okra. I'll cook chickpeas in the evening.
“You made it really well.”
“See, this is why I practice my spirituality.”
I don't get angry like her.
Detachment is the only way out of this materialistic world.
Have you tried to explain this to Neeti?
Many times.
Then, what happened? - She's just not interested.
So what? I don't like all this spiritual shebang.
But, do I ever stop you from practicing?
I was the one who gifted him these imported beads for his birthday.
Neeti–
You see, this is only what she’s interested in…
Imported beads. Someone’s modular kitchen…
Holiday package in the Maldives. Grooming center for kids!
There’s hardly anything else that she wants to talk about.
And then she complains that I don't give her time!
Do you feel lonely, Vishnu?
“Hi, I'm Mohit Verma.”
Hi!
Mohit Verma is such a lackey. He used to be my college junior.
Really? - Yeah!
I really love your insights, Vishnu.
Anytime.
If you need any help with this account, feel free to ask.
I know how to handle this guy.
“Mohit Verma, hello Sandra!”
Oh God!
From what I understand, both of you are lonely.
You both seek intimacy. Companionship.
But are afraid to ask for it from each other.
Vishnu,
You tend to block your real feelings with your chanting.
And Neeti,
Your anger and high expectations hurt Vishnu.
But, back in college,
You two weren't afraid to express your love for each other.
So why not, try again?
Remodel your romance according to who you are now?
By sex?
Maybe.
That depends on you two.
“Do something that will help you express love… “
“For each other…Once again.”
Because there’s definitely love between you two.
What’s this going on!?
I've given six different ideas to grow the shop business.
Growth? The situation has come down to save it first.
Dad isn’t ready for change, nor does he let the shop change.
Teji, there's an order!
21 boxes of the cham-cham sweet.
You got it! Thank God, we finally got an order at least.
Careful now!
Watch it!
Who placed the order?
It's from Prince's office.
Oh really?
What new shop is he inaugurating now?
Such a show off!
The fact of the matter is,
‘A bear’s behind is never short of hair.’
It's all because of that lottery that the Mehras won.
Enough money for generations to come.
It's all luck. Prince has no business sense.
Papa, one needs to take risks in business.
Their business is just a front for squandering money.
It's all a matter of their good luck.
Send the kids out to play.
Get your in-laws to pray.
Then, add lukewarm water to a bucket.
Add rose petals to it.
And enjoy a bath together.
It's written here. See.
Under the 'Secret desires of a wife' column.
You used to read this kinda stuff?
Of course!
Let it be. Have some ice cream.
What’s this? You didn’t add any caramel popcorn?
Listen to me…
Get a gold or diamond jewellery set instead.
If I say this, I’ll definitely fail.
The therapist talks a lot about emotions.
Whenever I talk about material,
She gets upset.
I really pity you, Kamlaji.
Who goes through therapy at your age?
Well one has to do it for their family…
Otherwise how will I face the Almighty in heaven?
It’s just rubbish!
You know what works?
Split everyone’s share in the property.
And go stress free forever.
Everyone will be happy. There's no point wailing.
How can anyone be happy alone, man?
Look at Lakhania. He split the property among his children…
And now his life is like that of a stray dog!
Neither of his kids ask after him anymore.
What is this f!!@@## culture ?
So, do you plan to walk around with this pointless egg?
Are you f!!@@## nuts?
It's not a pointless egg. - Then?
If this egg breaks,
Then it means I don't love Kamla.
His doctor,
Is a nutcase!
No, not like that, she’s the doctor for nutcases.
She’s a therapist, man!
This therapist is gonna make Karkaria open a poultry farm.
We’ll also get a couple of chicks,
Named after our wives.
That's right!
Greetings, sister-in-law! - Greetings, sister-in-law!
What!?
You mean, an affair?
There goes your weeks of fasting, to find a ‘good husband’.
Whenever I ask him, he says she’s just ‘a friend’.
The wedding cost us thirty million. How can I put up a fight now?
You’re saying that, as if you don't care.
I did care about it. For two to three days…
Then he gifted me a chauffeur-driven car.
And two platinum cards…
Plus, the in-laws also mind their own business.
What more could I want?
I told Vishnu right in the beginning,
That he can come and talk to me directly about such matters.
No shady business.
Brother Vishnu is quite honest, touch-wood!
Yes. I mean, he’s very involved at home too.
Like, today he has pulled a few strings
To book a table at Kian. - Wow!
Date night. - Kian?
Oh my God!
Please rub some of your luck onto me too.
Touch-wood.
Vishnu…
Every woman here has got at least one solitaire on.
Rishabh is also coming for the college reunion.
Really? How did he manage to get an off on a Tuesday…
Excuse me, sir.
Sir, your garlic butter sea scallops.
Please enjoy, sir.
So, how do you like the ambience?
What?
Give me your hand…
It's beautiful.
Oh.
Grip it lightly, Vishnu.
You know, I've come here a lot times for meetings so...
You don’t need to wrestle it, it’s not tandoori chicken.
You know, I was thinking...
Daksh and Daani are old enough now and…
I have a lot of free time…
So, I was thinking... - Excuse me!
You know, there is a month long wait-list here for a table.
But you know since Kian is my client so...
Wow!
I’ll miss the parathas here.
I never thought college would get over so soon.
I feel sad.
Now you’ll manage the family shop, right?
New chapter.
Your mom knows about us, right?
Does she not ask, ‘what Neeti plans to do with her life?’
Yeah she does…
But I’ve told her that Neeti has to answer a question first.
Answer what?
Don't worry, I'll get you a real one.
But I want this one.
Really?
Hey…
You know, I love this perfume of yours…
Vishnu, I was thinking that...
Daksh and Daani are old enough now...
I think I should take up a...
Oh, okay…
Then pick it, why aren’t you taking it?
Couscous.
Daani!
Isn't this couscous?
Yes! That's the one.
You’ve been creating such a ruckus for these tiny seeds?
Grandma, we need some more ingredients.
I told you, I’ll make it for you.
No need to cook it exactly like your Wendy Jones.
Here, take all of this, I’ll fetch more ingredients…
Meanwhile, you can get in the billing queue.
Don't know what's gotten into her.
Final round!
When did your grandma leave?
Four hours ago!
Where are your parents?
They are at college.
College?
Don't disturb me! It's a hard level.
Alright, alright, chill…
“Don't disturb anyone in this house.”
“Everyone's busy.”
Cheers.
Whoa!
“Everything’s good.”
“Yes!”
That’s a lot of people.
Chill, it’ll be fine.
Hey, Vishi!
Hey Rishi! - How are you, brother?
It's so good to see you dude!
Hello! - Hello beautiful!
How are you? - All good.
You’ve changed.
Remember?
The damn IVF process is excruciating. - I know!
Neeti, you’re lucky.
You got married and had kids at the right time.
And even after 11 years, your husband is hot.
“You got guts, then invest in crypto.”
He’s right.
Earn all you want,
You’ll always want more. Hence I say, invest in peace.
Right!
Easy for you to say, someone who's got everything.
I've told your love story to my wife, countless times.
She’s still fascinated.
Right?
Alright.
Yes!
He knows everything. - I know, right?
Yes, I’ll make it. - Okay.
Yes? - Where have you been?
No clue about dinner!
No idea where my clean clothes are!
This is no way!
I told you,
I had to go to the big grocery store.
“Are you drunk already?” - No.
I've kept the food in the kitchen.
There’s roti in the casserole.
Oh wow!
You’ve cooked me food, thank you so much!
Now you expect me to serve myself too?
“That’s not fair!”
Grandma, come on.
I'll be right home.
I'm just getting the bill.
Oh that’s rich!.
She cut the phone on my face!
Hey Son,
Remember to ‘never let your wife walk all over you.’
Hey!
Groceries.
Kamla?
Hey!
Where is Kamla?
Where’s your grandma!?
She is out, remember?
Not her. I'm talking about the egg!
The egg Kamla!
Find. Egg. Fast!
Will you give me 2,000 bucks, if I find it?
Yes yes, I will. Now go check in the bathroom.
Go on!
Come on boy!
Hey! Did you find it?
“Checked everywhere. Can't find it.”
What? Didn't find it?
Oh...
“I can't find it.”
Where the hell is your granny!?
Woah!
Finally!
Come on. This is Rohan, Sahil. - Hi!
Preet, Deep.
Tanya, and this is Pooja!
This party is for her, guys!
Whoa!
Sorry, I got late.
I was talking to Dhillon, about fixing the New Year's bash!
Who?
Our boy, A.P. man!
Forget it! What’s up!?
I can't hear you!
I asked, how are you!?
Can we go somewhere else? It's so loud!
What? I got a special DJ just for you!
Come on! DJ my boy!
Whoo!
Let the vibe set in. You’ll have fun…
You want something to drink?
“Some desi beats for my boy Prince!”
Whoo!
Woo!
Where are you hiding Kamla?
I've looked everywhere…
I’ll give you three thousand bucks boy!
Check thoroughly!
'Grandpa! I found the egg!'
Come here! Good job!
Oh Kamla!
Oh!
Thank God! Praise the heavens.
You witch, you just give me a heart attack!
Grandpa, what about my payment?
You’ll get your payment boy. Come here.
Woo!
Alright guys. Are you ready?
Hold on.
We’ll all sing. - Ready?
One... two... three... go!
“This night, and this longing! “Even the road to you
lies incompletely broken…”
“Full of turns and bumps…”
“The car wobbles and the bike tumbles…”
“Hope you don’t perish my love, On the way here…”
You got that on video, right?
One,
two,
three.
Yes.
You have no shame…
Do you?
Leaving your husband hungry?
Hey?
Kamla, my love.
Kamla, my life.
We’ve sworn to die…
Beside each other, for each other…
Yes or no?
You ate the egg !?
I cooked it myself.
Sorry, I got late that night.
Sorry.
Somnathji,
Do you like being so dependent on your wife?
She is my wife after all.
Don't you think,
If you lessen this dependence,
And show her the love instead,
She'd like it better?
But, I love her already.
That’s why ‘the egg’ Kamla…
Is in my belly.
And the real Kamla…Is in my heart.
I’ve ‘absorbed’ her entirely you see…
Somnathji,
Your way of showing love–
–is unique, right?
It is indeed unique.
But it’s just yours...
Kamlaji must like it too.
I like it!
There you go. End of story.
‘When the bride and groom agree,’
‘What will you do now, Megha-jee?’
Kamlaji, did you think of your three emotional desires?
Go on, tell her.
Yes.
Years ago when we were expecting Vishnu,
We used to visit India Gate at night…
And there used to be these neon-lit, ice-cream carts…
From whom we used to buy orange flavoured ice-cream and…
Then, we used to take a stroll toegether…
Savouring the ice cream…
I used to like it a lot. It felt good.
Vishnu.
Oh!
Sorry.
I was just thinking that I should start work again…
Daani and Daksh are old enough now and…
When I did that assignment for Gauri,
I felt such satisfaction!
What do you think?
Work as in, a job?
Yes.
You want to discuss it right now?
It’s nothing like that. I just thought…
Maybe I'd tell you about it.
It's okay, forget it…
What do you mean, ‘forget it’? How can I suddenly ‘forget it’ now?
“Okay, guys. Let’s meet again!”
Plan another meeting soon bud!
Sure, for sure!
Why do you want to work all of a sudden?
I tried talking about this earlier, but…
I feel useless at home.
Your mom wants to do everything her way plus, I get bored.
Remember, the time you started teaching?
You quit that in just three months.
It’s in your nature to get bored easily.
I didn't enjoy teaching!
One doesn't always work for enjoyment.
Just because you don't enjoy your…
Work doesn't mean nobody else can either.
I want to live on my own terms now!
When did I stop you?
But, I need to ask you for everything!
I can't even buy a utensil of my own choice. I don’t like it!
I made a lakh with that one freelance project!
Can you imagine, we can buy our own house sooner,
if we both work at the same time!
To hell with you, Neeti!
Now, you think I can't even buy a house on my own?
Did I say that!?
Is that what I said?
I didn't get just one damn promotion,
That doesn't mean I can't earn money at all!
You’re impossible!
“Even the road to you lies incompletely broken…”
Full of turns and bumps…”
“The car wobbles and the bike tumbles…”
“Hope you don’t perish my love, On the way here…”
“Did you get that on video?”
Okay.
Daani will now see a healthier relationship between us.
How did you feel about each other, while you were dancing together?
Hmm...
How did you feel,
When you went out on that date together?
Perhaps, you couldn't feel anything…
Because you weren’t trying to express your love for each other.
Instead, you were busy displaying these photos and videos as…
Just a ‘presentation of love’...
To the world outside.
What do you think?
Is this love, or is it just a performance?
One can't have a single conversation with him.
He just doesn't listen.
You have no idea what you blabber about!
Both of you are thinking from your personal egos right now.
But, to make a relationship better,
You need to keep your egos aside.
When you speak, speak kindly.
And when you listen, just listen.
Do not start making arguments in your head simultaneously.
But, all of this is only possible…
If you really want to strengthen your marriage.
That's couscous, right?
Yes, Wendy Jones’ style.
Try it.
It tastes different.
D-K made a desi version of couscous.
Just like herself…
Cute-o!
I like it. It tastes good.
I love it!
Two orange ice-creams, please.
We’re out of orange.
What? How?--
It's alright…
Give us any other one…
It means one and the same…
Go on.
How much? - Hundred.
Hundred? Here.