WEBVTT 00:01:49.806 --> 00:01:51.925 align:center You wouldn't believe the faces people make 00:01:51.926 --> 00:01:53.206 align:center when I just try to talk. 00:01:56.405 --> 00:01:57.685 align:center Well, they're gonna see. 00:01:59.061 --> 00:02:00.324 align:center They'll see. 00:02:01.886 --> 00:02:03.206 align:center I'm gonna make them care. 00:02:04.086 --> 00:02:05.086 align:center They'll see the real me. 00:02:14.396 --> 00:02:15.396 align:center God. 00:02:16.136 --> 00:02:17.956 align:center This loneliness is killing me. 00:02:22.106 --> 00:02:23.606 align:center Are you lonely too? 00:02:48.038 --> 00:02:49.206 align:center God! 00:02:50.674 --> 00:02:53.245 align:center This loneliness is killing me. 00:02:54.246 --> 00:02:55.948 align:center God! 00:02:57.350 --> 00:02:59.953 align:center This loneliness is killing me. 00:03:01.455 --> 00:03:02.557 align:center God. 00:03:04.159 --> 00:03:06.595 align:center This loneliness is killing me. 00:03:08.131 --> 00:03:09.333 align:center God. 00:03:10.667 --> 00:03:13.471 align:center This loneliness is killing me. 00:03:14.372 --> 00:03:16.408 align:center Balthazar, get off the phone! 00:03:16.776 --> 00:03:18.483 align:center There's someone important I want you to meet. 00:03:18.484 --> 00:03:19.486 align:center I'm busy. 00:03:19.487 --> 00:03:20.972 align:center Well, the internet will still be here when you get back. 00:03:20.996 --> 00:03:21.996 align:center Come on. 00:03:29.576 --> 00:03:30.556 align:center Balthazar. 00:03:30.557 --> 00:03:33.036 align:center I'd like you to meet Representative Hakeem Atkins, 00:03:33.835 --> 00:03:35.815 align:center the next senator of the state of New York. 00:03:36.795 --> 00:03:37.795 align:center Balthazar. 00:03:37.976 --> 00:03:38.976 align:center Balthy. 00:03:39.715 --> 00:03:40.715 align:center Balthy? 00:03:40.835 --> 00:03:42.895 align:center That sounds like a boy's name to me. 00:03:43.435 --> 00:03:44.775 align:center He looks like a man, Nicole. 00:03:48.976 --> 00:03:51.015 align:center Nicole, coming to DC this weekend, right? 00:03:51.156 --> 00:03:54.056 align:center Oh. I didn't know I was invited. 00:03:54.696 --> 00:03:56.436 align:center I need you by my side, Nicole. 00:03:56.816 --> 00:03:58.136 align:center It's my birthday this weekend. 00:03:58.776 --> 00:04:00.716 align:center Oh, well, 00:04:01.676 --> 00:04:03.216 align:center I'll let you two sort that out. 00:04:04.616 --> 00:04:06.196 align:center I know, I know, it's okay. 00:04:06.316 --> 00:04:07.316 align:center We'll talk to Antony. 00:04:07.556 --> 00:04:09.696 align:center Antony, my life coach? 00:04:10.716 --> 00:04:12.735 align:center - Fuck him. - He's right there. 00:04:15.936 --> 00:04:18.156 align:center Everyone has to grow up eventually. 00:04:19.421 --> 00:04:20.686 align:center Balthazar. 00:05:01.610 --> 00:05:03.641 align:center Bang, bang! Bang, bang, bang! 00:05:03.775 --> 00:05:05.139 align:center Bang, bang, bang! 00:05:06.705 --> 00:05:09.204 align:center You're supposed to barricade the door, guys. 00:05:09.205 --> 00:05:10.205 align:center Come on! 00:05:10.566 --> 00:05:11.786 align:center Now you're all dead. 00:05:13.325 --> 00:05:15.105 align:center Right now you're probably asking yourselves 00:05:15.106 --> 00:05:16.265 align:center who the heck we are. 00:05:17.205 --> 00:05:18.505 align:center Well, I'll tell you who we are. 00:05:18.746 --> 00:05:20.986 align:center We are Act On. 00:05:22.086 --> 00:05:23.745 align:center The global leader 00:05:23.746 --> 00:05:26.826 align:center in mass shooting preparedness training. 00:05:27.805 --> 00:05:29.265 align:center And do you know who you are? 00:05:30.565 --> 00:05:32.666 align:center And it breaks my heart every time I say this. 00:05:33.386 --> 00:05:35.725 align:center You are, statistically-speaking, 00:05:35.726 --> 00:05:38.846 align:center the number one target for mass shooters. 00:05:39.546 --> 00:05:42.305 align:center You know, real-life versions 00:05:42.306 --> 00:05:44.485 align:center of the simulation that you're taking part in 00:05:44.486 --> 00:05:45.785 align:center happen every day. 00:05:45.786 --> 00:05:47.506 align:center Just last week in Arkansas, 00:05:47.906 --> 00:05:50.465 align:center where the perpetrator didn't just have guns 00:05:50.466 --> 00:05:51.884 align:center and say they were planning an attack, 00:05:51.885 --> 00:05:53.625 align:center they had drawn out maps 00:05:54.185 --> 00:05:56.905 align:center indicating entry and exit points, 00:05:56.906 --> 00:05:59.204 align:center none of which was enough for the authorities 00:05:59.205 --> 00:06:01.566 align:center to stop the shooting before it happened. 00:06:01.926 --> 00:06:03.426 align:center Which goes to show 00:06:04.006 --> 00:06:07.586 align:center you are the last defense 00:06:08.226 --> 00:06:09.786 align:center in a mass shooting. 00:06:10.366 --> 00:06:11.645 align:center Let me ask you a question. 00:06:12.106 --> 00:06:14.886 align:center Who would you tell if a student said 00:06:15.386 --> 00:06:17.485 align:center they had a gun and they were planning an attack? 00:06:19.415 --> 00:06:20.631 align:center You. 00:06:22.026 --> 00:06:23.026 align:center Probably Ryan. 00:06:23.527 --> 00:06:24.749 align:center Ryan? 00:06:25.125 --> 00:06:27.106 align:center My family's chief of staff. 00:06:27.726 --> 00:06:30.666 align:center Okay, but then he would tell the principal, right? 00:06:31.625 --> 00:06:32.625 align:center Uh... 00:06:32.626 --> 00:06:34.286 align:center He'd probably reach out to Len first. 00:06:35.106 --> 00:06:36.106 align:center Who's Len? 00:06:36.166 --> 00:06:37.986 align:center My family's chief counsel. 00:06:40.186 --> 00:06:41.186 align:center Right. 00:06:41.526 --> 00:06:42.906 align:center You know, at Act On, 00:06:43.445 --> 00:06:45.846 align:center we study mass shootings all over the world. 00:06:45.966 --> 00:06:49.384 align:center And whether it's high schools or churches 00:06:49.385 --> 00:06:51.925 align:center or malls or movie theaters or parades, 00:06:52.005 --> 00:06:53.625 align:center really any public gathering... 00:06:53.906 --> 00:06:54.906 align:center Yeah, you. 00:06:54.907 --> 00:06:56.265 align:center You said, "all over the world"? 00:06:57.106 --> 00:07:00.465 align:center Yes. Act On is the number one consultancy firm 00:07:00.466 --> 00:07:02.226 align:center for mass shooting intelligence... 00:07:02.346 --> 00:07:02.546 align:center Um... 00:07:02.547 --> 00:07:04.726 align:center But this doesn't happen anywhere else in the world. 00:07:05.505 --> 00:07:08.146 align:center It's only in America where we have such easy access to guns, 00:07:08.346 --> 00:07:09.785 align:center coinciding with a zero-sum economy 00:07:09.786 --> 00:07:11.505 align:center and the monetization of narcissism, 00:07:11.637 --> 00:07:14.795 align:center all of which push hopeless, lonely people, kids, 00:07:14.927 --> 00:07:16.722 align:center into an annihilation mentality. 00:07:17.021 --> 00:07:18.250 align:center Yo, what? 00:07:20.843 --> 00:07:22.979 align:center That sounds like more of a comment than a question. 00:07:45.005 --> 00:07:46.645 align:center Here you go, Eleanor. 00:07:47.125 --> 00:07:48.905 align:center You're going to be one of our victims today. 00:07:50.226 --> 00:07:51.786 align:center This stuff comes out in the wash, right? 00:07:53.125 --> 00:07:55.285 align:center Okay. You probably think everyone here is über-wealthy, 00:07:55.344 --> 00:07:57.150 align:center but I'm on scholarship, so... 00:07:58.245 --> 00:07:59.805 align:center Excuse me. Can I be a victim too? 00:08:00.905 --> 00:08:01.905 align:center Uh... Whatever. 00:08:20.219 --> 00:08:22.573 align:center Hey, psst. 00:08:24.581 --> 00:08:25.827 align:center You okay? 00:08:25.966 --> 00:08:28.286 align:center What? Yeah. 00:08:28.526 --> 00:08:29.526 align:center It was a joke. 00:08:30.685 --> 00:08:31.685 align:center I love jokes. 00:08:33.145 --> 00:08:37.044 align:center I thought what you said earlier was really cool. 00:08:39.245 --> 00:08:40.525 align:center Super different. 00:08:42.405 --> 00:08:43.405 align:center Thanks. 00:08:44.066 --> 00:08:45.426 align:center It's pretty obvious, though, right? 00:08:46.326 --> 00:08:47.885 align:center Talk to each other in real life. 00:08:48.436 --> 00:08:50.727 align:center Be actual IRL friends. 00:08:50.885 --> 00:08:52.106 align:center Contribute to social good. 00:08:53.506 --> 00:08:55.065 align:center Why do all that when you can just create 00:08:55.066 --> 00:08:56.445 align:center some douchebag company that gets paid 00:08:56.446 --> 00:08:57.546 align:center to pretend terrorize us? 00:08:58.266 --> 00:09:01.026 align:center We're just like chasing the violence we create, 00:09:01.186 --> 00:09:02.186 align:center you know? 00:09:02.763 --> 00:09:04.589 align:center Yeah, no. 00:09:05.356 --> 00:09:06.356 align:center Totally. 00:09:06.976 --> 00:09:08.296 align:center If you're really interested, 00:09:09.176 --> 00:09:11.516 align:center I'm hosting a rally tomorrow in Washington Square Park. 00:09:12.056 --> 00:09:13.056 align:center You should come. 00:09:15.156 --> 00:09:17.495 align:center Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. I will. 00:09:17.496 --> 00:09:19.616 align:center And I'm super interested. 00:09:19.695 --> 00:09:21.335 align:center Hey, you guys, you're supposed to be dead. 00:09:23.905 --> 00:09:25.445 align:center Anybody taking this seriously? 00:09:31.956 --> 00:09:33.955 align:center What you just heard was a chilling account 00:09:33.956 --> 00:09:36.436 align:center of what happened inside the Arkansas City shooting... 00:09:36.936 --> 00:09:37.936 align:center Hey Esteban, 00:09:38.136 --> 00:09:39.936 align:center Why do you think people shoot kids in schools? 00:09:40.476 --> 00:09:43.275 align:center Huh? Um... 00:09:43.276 --> 00:09:45.356 align:center That's not something you have to worry about, Balthy. 00:09:50.186 --> 00:09:53.146 align:center Yes, Hakeem is very charming, isn't he? 00:09:56.116 --> 00:09:58.435 align:center So, going into this next cycle, 00:09:58.916 --> 00:10:01.256 align:center how much do you think you and Walter can give? 00:10:10.405 --> 00:10:12.405 align:center "'We're fighting for our lives here, ' 00:10:12.525 --> 00:10:14.625 align:center exclaimed 19-year-old James Howe." 00:10:15.045 --> 00:10:18.726 align:center "We're f... We... We're... We're fighting for our lives." 00:10:18.965 --> 00:10:20.805 align:center "We're fighting for our... for our lives here." 00:10:21.106 --> 00:10:22.986 align:center "We're fighting for our lives." 00:10:23.265 --> 00:10:24.665 align:center "We're fighting for our lives here." 00:10:33.106 --> 00:10:35.546 align:center I just saw the news about Arkansas City. 00:10:38.552 --> 00:10:39.761 align:center No, you're not there yet. 00:10:39.891 --> 00:10:41.623 align:center Try again. Try again. 00:10:49.106 --> 00:10:52.405 align:center This awful country's just... 00:10:54.060 --> 00:10:56.021 align:center chasing the violence it creates. 00:11:00.375 --> 00:11:01.754 align:center It's not fair! 00:11:04.206 --> 00:11:05.206 align:center One more time. 00:11:06.146 --> 00:11:08.245 align:center I just heard the news about Arkansas City. 00:11:18.985 --> 00:11:21.405 align:center Just give us IRL friends. 00:11:25.908 --> 00:11:28.477 align:center We're fighting for our lives here. 00:11:41.155 --> 00:11:43.815 align:center I wanted to be honest with you guys. 00:11:43.976 --> 00:11:46.096 align:center And what do I fucking get?! 00:11:46.976 --> 00:11:47.976 align:center Nothing! 00:11:50.306 --> 00:11:52.186 align:center I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. 00:11:52.365 --> 00:11:53.686 align:center That fucking shoot... 00:11:54.666 --> 00:11:57.126 align:center Did you only touch me 'cause I was little? 00:11:57.786 --> 00:11:59.306 align:center Why did you rape me? 00:11:59.666 --> 00:12:00.926 align:center You're a fucking pedo! 00:12:15.956 --> 00:12:17.596 align:center Cry about this, pussy. 00:12:22.806 --> 00:12:25.506 align:center This shit is all I think about every day. 00:12:26.346 --> 00:12:28.346 align:center Are you lonely? 00:12:29.405 --> 00:12:31.826 align:center Of course I'm lonely. 00:12:32.356 --> 00:12:34.115 align:center I'm a fucking school shooter. 00:12:35.215 --> 00:12:36.215 align:center For real? 00:12:37.215 --> 00:12:39.015 align:center Want to see what I'm gonna do? 00:12:41.056 --> 00:12:43.176 align:center That's the Arkansas City shooting. 00:12:47.856 --> 00:12:50.235 align:center This is the shit they won't show on the news. 00:13:03.517 --> 00:13:04.856 align:center Hey Esteban, 00:13:05.926 --> 00:13:07.265 align:center do you like Hakeem? 00:13:09.566 --> 00:13:11.246 align:center I'm not big into politics, Balthy. 00:13:12.066 --> 00:13:13.066 align:center Why not? 00:13:13.446 --> 00:13:15.446 align:center If you ask me, it's a big grift. 00:13:16.266 --> 00:13:17.346 align:center What's a grift? 00:13:19.606 --> 00:13:20.606 align:center A con. 00:13:21.586 --> 00:13:23.784 align:center Thieving. They make you care about something, 00:13:23.785 --> 00:13:25.326 align:center they take your hard-earned money 00:13:25.755 --> 00:13:27.265 align:center and don't do nothing with it. 00:13:27.566 --> 00:13:28.566 align:center It's a grift. 00:13:41.796 --> 00:13:42.796 align:center Eleanor. 00:13:42.916 --> 00:13:43.955 align:center Eleanor. Hey. 00:13:44.875 --> 00:13:45.875 align:center - Bye. - Bye. 00:13:46.375 --> 00:13:47.735 align:center What happened, where's the protest? 00:13:48.175 --> 00:13:50.435 align:center Oh, um, only ten people showed up. 00:13:51.075 --> 00:13:52.375 align:center Are you kidding me? 00:13:52.735 --> 00:13:55.015 align:center I mean, come on! 00:13:56.075 --> 00:13:58.315 align:center We're fighting for our lives here. 00:13:58.695 --> 00:14:00.615 align:center Yeah, I know. 00:14:06.476 --> 00:14:07.636 align:center Well, what are you doing now? 00:14:10.356 --> 00:14:14.275 align:center So this is what a $50 million view looks like. 00:14:15.035 --> 00:14:16.476 align:center Holy shit. Is that the Met? 00:14:16.696 --> 00:14:18.216 align:center We have an indoor pool too. 00:14:19.836 --> 00:14:21.375 align:center Not much of a swimmer, though. 00:14:23.056 --> 00:14:25.296 align:center My life coach uses it sometimes. 00:14:26.256 --> 00:14:28.176 align:center - Your life coach? - Yeah. 00:14:28.636 --> 00:14:29.894 align:center He was brought in a couple years ago 00:14:29.895 --> 00:14:32.596 align:center to help me "break out of my shell." 00:14:33.956 --> 00:14:36.196 align:center I haven't seen him much since he started his new company. 00:14:36.696 --> 00:14:37.696 align:center Not that I need him. 00:14:40.456 --> 00:14:41.615 align:center What about your dad? 00:14:42.996 --> 00:14:43.956 align:center He lives in Westchester, 00:14:43.957 --> 00:14:45.676 align:center with his other family. 00:14:47.905 --> 00:14:49.185 align:center But he pays for everything, so... 00:14:53.485 --> 00:14:54.885 align:center Can I show you something in my room? 00:14:59.818 --> 00:15:01.067 align:center Okay. 00:15:01.439 --> 00:15:03.600 align:center This awful country is just 00:15:04.547 --> 00:15:06.336 align:center chasing the violence it creates. 00:15:07.181 --> 00:15:09.343 align:center Just give us IRL friends. 00:15:11.606 --> 00:15:14.046 align:center We're fighting for our lives here. 00:15:14.525 --> 00:15:15.525 align:center Is this sincere? 00:15:16.765 --> 00:15:17.926 align:center Are you actually crying? 00:15:18.525 --> 00:15:19.606 align:center Uh, that's a good question. 00:15:20.165 --> 00:15:23.846 align:center Um, I think it's nice to be a part of a community. 00:15:25.606 --> 00:15:27.046 align:center Yeah, like, you and activism. 00:15:30.856 --> 00:15:33.874 align:center Ooh, ooh, ooh. Check this out. 00:15:33.875 --> 00:15:36.196 align:center I started DMing with a guy that commented on it. 00:15:36.596 --> 00:15:37.676 align:center And you're gonna like this. 00:15:38.316 --> 00:15:39.636 align:center Look at what he sent me. 00:15:40.716 --> 00:15:41.956 align:center Why would I like that? 00:15:42.776 --> 00:15:43.976 align:center Because he's a school shooter. 00:15:44.895 --> 00:15:46.076 align:center He needs our help, Eleanor. 00:15:46.196 --> 00:15:48.316 align:center We could... we could stop a school shooting. 00:15:48.836 --> 00:15:52.056 align:center Okay, let me show you this other thing he sent me. 00:15:57.906 --> 00:15:58.906 align:center Security footage. 00:15:59.566 --> 00:16:00.646 align:center From the one in Arkansas. 00:16:17.056 --> 00:16:18.196 align:center What are you doing? 00:16:19.016 --> 00:16:20.436 align:center Are you fucking psycho? 00:16:21.636 --> 00:16:22.636 align:center Wait. What? 00:16:23.676 --> 00:16:25.236 align:center - Jesus. - I'm sorry, Eleanor, 00:16:25.576 --> 00:16:27.016 align:center it's just a video, though. 00:16:27.296 --> 00:16:28.616 align:center I thought that's what you're into. 00:16:28.756 --> 00:16:30.856 align:center It's not just a video. It's death. 00:16:30.979 --> 00:16:32.952 align:center - It's real death. - Yeah, I know that... 00:16:33.076 --> 00:16:35.536 align:center It's really obvious none of this actually matters to you. 00:16:35.615 --> 00:16:36.936 align:center You're just pretending it does. 00:16:37.016 --> 00:16:38.475 align:center - I'm not. I'm not. - How the fuck 00:16:38.476 --> 00:16:39.905 align:center - do I get out of here? - No. I'm not. 00:16:39.906 --> 00:16:41.316 align:center I'm not pretending. I care. 00:16:41.456 --> 00:16:42.736 align:center Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 00:16:43.496 --> 00:16:44.975 align:center It's my birthday this weekend. 00:16:44.976 --> 00:16:45.976 align:center So? 00:16:46.516 --> 00:16:48.035 align:center Jesus Christ, you really are 00:16:48.036 --> 00:16:49.516 align:center a fucking psycho. 00:16:53.155 --> 00:16:54.975 align:center It's really obvious none of this actually matters to you. 00:16:54.976 --> 00:16:56.596 align:center None of this actually matters to you. 00:16:57.495 --> 00:16:58.495 align:center It's death. It's death! 00:16:58.628 --> 00:16:59.972 align:center It's really obvious. 00:17:00.106 --> 00:17:02.264 align:center None of this actually matters to you. 00:17:02.265 --> 00:17:03.126 align:center It's real death. 00:17:03.127 --> 00:17:04.407 align:center You are just pretending it does. 00:17:04.486 --> 00:17:05.766 align:center What the fuck? 00:17:06.086 --> 00:17:08.065 align:center You're just pretending it does. 00:17:08.066 --> 00:17:08.826 align:center You're a fucking psycho. 00:17:08.827 --> 00:17:10.046 align:center It's really fucking obvious 00:17:10.185 --> 00:17:11.413 align:center none of this actually matters to you. 00:17:11.437 --> 00:17:12.493 align:center You're just pretending. 00:17:12.625 --> 00:17:14.439 align:center It's really obvious none of this 00:17:14.571 --> 00:17:16.583 align:center actually matters to you. 00:17:19.717 --> 00:17:20.970 align:center Hey, Death. 00:17:25.753 --> 00:17:27.073 align:center Wassup, pussy? 00:17:30.306 --> 00:17:31.945 align:center Having kind of a bad day. 00:17:33.066 --> 00:17:34.405 align:center My girlfriend called me a psycho. 00:17:36.206 --> 00:17:37.946 align:center That's every day for me. 00:17:38.160 --> 00:17:39.560 align:center Except no girlfriend. 00:17:39.885 --> 00:17:42.526 align:center That's why I want to kill everyone and everything. 00:17:44.026 --> 00:17:45.026 align:center Don't do it. 00:17:46.526 --> 00:17:47.886 align:center I really want to help you. 00:17:50.856 --> 00:17:51.856 align:center No. 00:17:52.356 --> 00:17:54.395 align:center Are you there? 00:17:58.586 --> 00:17:59.586 align:center Don't do it! 00:18:03.331 --> 00:18:04.690 align:center What the fuck? 00:18:45.292 --> 00:18:46.618 align:center Saw your profile. 00:18:48.905 --> 00:18:50.685 align:center What do you think of this? 00:18:55.676 --> 00:18:57.076 align:center That's very forward. 00:18:57.796 --> 00:18:58.796 align:center Is this a scam? 00:19:00.296 --> 00:19:01.656 align:center Not a scam. 00:19:02.916 --> 00:19:04.756 align:center You seem like my type. 00:19:05.276 --> 00:19:06.316 align:center Huh. Sick. 00:19:06.496 --> 00:19:08.596 align:center Where do you live? 00:19:09.216 --> 00:19:10.216 align:center Why? 00:19:10.736 --> 00:19:12.496 align:center Because I want to be in your bed. 00:19:13.176 --> 00:19:14.375 align:center It's been a long time 00:19:14.376 --> 00:19:17.036 align:center since I had a warm body cuddled up against me. 00:19:17.875 --> 00:19:19.595 align:center You know what else I want to do? 00:19:20.856 --> 00:19:22.056 align:center What? 00:19:24.923 --> 00:19:26.441 align:center LOL. 00:19:26.565 --> 00:19:29.266 align:center I knew you were all talk. 00:19:36.315 --> 00:19:37.935 align:center Keep your cock as deep in my throat 00:19:37.936 --> 00:19:39.754 align:center as it can go until your balls have pumped out 00:19:39.755 --> 00:19:40.815 align:center every last drop of cum. 00:19:44.736 --> 00:19:45.736 align:center Damn. 00:19:46.256 --> 00:19:47.256 align:center That's cool. 00:19:47.776 --> 00:19:49.976 align:center But honestly, I just want to hear your voice. 00:19:51.096 --> 00:19:52.356 align:center So I know you're a real person. 00:19:56.195 --> 00:19:58.282 align:center Ahh, I see. 00:19:59.663 --> 00:20:01.348 align:center Well... 00:20:10.205 --> 00:20:11.205 align:center Mom? 00:20:11.351 --> 00:20:12.859 align:center Oh. Balthazar, 00:20:13.006 --> 00:20:15.286 align:center I didn't know you were awake. 00:20:15.986 --> 00:20:17.166 align:center Oh, honey, 00:20:17.586 --> 00:20:19.426 align:center did you get any sleep at all last night? 00:20:20.305 --> 00:20:22.005 align:center Please don't go for my birthday. 00:20:22.075 --> 00:20:23.503 align:center Oh, Balthazar. 00:20:24.406 --> 00:20:30.286 align:center Why didn't you tell me about the shooter drill at school? 00:20:31.886 --> 00:20:34.706 align:center I want you to know that me and some other parents, 00:20:34.726 --> 00:20:37.646 align:center we have already started a petition 00:20:38.225 --> 00:20:40.005 align:center to stop companies like that 00:20:40.006 --> 00:20:41.946 align:center from operating in Manhattan schools. 00:20:44.455 --> 00:20:46.215 align:center Uh, is that all you're doing? 00:20:46.755 --> 00:20:49.575 align:center Oh, well, I guess, I could talk to our lawyer, 00:20:50.415 --> 00:20:51.415 align:center or... I know what. 00:20:51.995 --> 00:20:53.596 align:center I'm going to bring it up with Hakeem. 00:20:54.156 --> 00:20:56.195 align:center He can talk to people in Washington 00:20:56.196 --> 00:20:57.516 align:center on your behalf. 00:20:57.596 --> 00:20:59.435 align:center - And you... - Okay, Mom. Bye, thank you. 00:20:59.695 --> 00:21:00.695 align:center Have a nice trip. 00:21:02.315 --> 00:21:03.695 align:center Bye. Happy birthday. 00:21:08.251 --> 00:21:11.404 align:center I want to lick the shit off your dick 00:21:11.541 --> 00:21:14.385 align:center after you fuck my ass. 00:21:16.955 --> 00:21:19.895 align:center Do you want to meet in real life? 00:21:24.506 --> 00:21:25.546 align:center Hey, guys. 00:21:26.006 --> 00:21:28.146 align:center Something very important happened to me last night. 00:21:28.726 --> 00:21:29.726 align:center I couldn't cry. 00:21:30.426 --> 00:21:31.442 align:center And you know, if you know me, 00:21:31.466 --> 00:21:34.026 align:center you know that crying is the only way I feel real. 00:21:34.966 --> 00:21:37.165 align:center But recently, someone I care about 00:21:37.166 --> 00:21:38.806 align:center told me that my crying is insincere. 00:21:40.326 --> 00:21:41.486 align:center So I guess it's not real. 00:21:44.756 --> 00:21:46.716 align:center Do you want to come to Texas with me? 00:21:46.836 --> 00:21:47.915 align:center We can do this. 00:21:47.916 --> 00:21:49.476 align:center See, I've been talking more to that guy. 00:21:49.636 --> 00:21:51.395 align:center See, but it's confusing because... 00:21:51.396 --> 00:21:52.476 align:center I'm not crazy, okay. 00:21:52.876 --> 00:21:54.876 align:center Some people say they want you to be sincere. 00:21:55.036 --> 00:21:57.755 align:center But then when you show them how sincere you are 00:21:57.756 --> 00:21:59.075 align:center by inviting them to Texas 00:21:59.076 --> 00:22:00.596 align:center to try to change the world with you, 00:22:00.776 --> 00:22:02.032 align:center they freak out. 00:22:02.056 --> 00:22:04.755 align:center And... and... and make a huge scene in the hallway 00:22:04.756 --> 00:22:07.335 align:center because they care more about their stupid scholarship 00:22:07.336 --> 00:22:09.496 align:center than they do about kids getting shot. 00:22:09.556 --> 00:22:10.556 align:center Everything okay? 00:22:10.915 --> 00:22:13.696 align:center Well, I don't have a stupid scholarship. 00:22:13.976 --> 00:22:15.816 align:center Fine. Fine. 00:22:15.976 --> 00:22:17.815 align:center - And maybe the shooter... - Hey! 00:22:17.816 --> 00:22:19.532 align:center Is expecting a different person. 00:22:19.556 --> 00:22:20.816 align:center I'm the one who cares, Eleanor! 00:22:21.416 --> 00:22:22.416 align:center Me, I do. 00:22:22.417 --> 00:22:24.556 align:center But once he gets to know the real me, 00:22:25.076 --> 00:22:26.375 align:center we'll become friends. 00:22:26.996 --> 00:22:28.576 align:center And then I'll tell him the truth 00:22:29.356 --> 00:22:30.356 align:center and he'll understand. 00:22:31.016 --> 00:22:32.716 align:center Because, guys, if you really care, 00:22:32.776 --> 00:22:33.776 align:center you have to show up. 00:22:34.615 --> 00:22:35.875 align:center I'm showing up. 00:22:36.936 --> 00:22:37.936 align:center Are you? 00:22:45.066 --> 00:22:46.066 align:center Yeehaw. 00:22:47.446 --> 00:22:48.542 align:center What's his name again? 00:22:48.566 --> 00:22:50.046 align:center Balthazar. It's his birthday. 00:22:50.846 --> 00:22:51.846 align:center Yo, surprise! 00:22:52.466 --> 00:22:53.626 align:center Surprise! 00:22:53.906 --> 00:22:55.106 align:center Happy birthday, buddy. 00:22:56.026 --> 00:22:57.086 align:center Hey, where are you going, buddy? 00:22:57.106 --> 00:22:58.202 align:center You're gonna miss your party. 00:22:58.226 --> 00:23:00.002 align:center It's not my birthday till Friday, Antony. 00:23:00.026 --> 00:23:01.706 align:center Yeah, I know. Hey, listen, I'm sorry. 00:23:01.806 --> 00:23:03.642 align:center Friday's really busy for me and my other clients. 00:23:03.666 --> 00:23:04.889 align:center Your mother said you don't have any plans. 00:23:04.913 --> 00:23:05.972 align:center Wait. What are you all packed up for? 00:23:05.996 --> 00:23:07.082 align:center - Whoa. Hey. - Just let me... 00:23:07.106 --> 00:23:09.905 align:center Balthy, you know I still submit reports to your father. 00:23:09.906 --> 00:23:11.624 align:center Okay, so then submit your stupid little report 00:23:11.625 --> 00:23:13.346 align:center and tell Robert that I'm fine. 00:23:13.786 --> 00:23:15.902 align:center You need his money just as bad as Mom does, don't you? 00:23:15.926 --> 00:23:17.926 align:center Okay. All right. Listen. 00:23:18.766 --> 00:23:20.066 align:center Who the fuck are these idiots? 00:23:20.406 --> 00:23:21.406 align:center Who are these people? 00:23:21.625 --> 00:23:24.226 align:center Hey, hey, it's Chris, Devon, Rebecca. 00:23:24.386 --> 00:23:25.526 align:center You know John. That's John. 00:23:25.566 --> 00:23:26.566 align:center John from Safe Landing. 00:23:26.906 --> 00:23:28.686 align:center - John. Oh! - How about this? 00:23:28.706 --> 00:23:30.526 align:center How about you just tell me where you're going? 00:23:30.766 --> 00:23:32.326 align:center What would that do for the kids, huh? 00:23:32.446 --> 00:23:33.582 align:center Kids? What do you mean, kids? 00:23:33.606 --> 00:23:35.284 align:center The kids. The kids, Antony! 00:23:35.285 --> 00:23:36.685 align:center Balthazar, Balthazar. 00:23:36.746 --> 00:23:40.026 align:center You're coming off really manic right now. 00:23:46.356 --> 00:23:49.056 align:center I know why I haven't seen you as much this past year. 00:23:49.996 --> 00:23:51.596 align:center It's not because of all your new clients. 00:23:51.736 --> 00:23:52.776 align:center It's because... 00:23:54.565 --> 00:23:56.765 align:center You're not attracted to me anymore, isn't it? 00:23:59.306 --> 00:24:01.145 align:center Is it because I hit puberty? 00:24:02.006 --> 00:24:04.006 align:center Shut that shit down. Stop that shit right now. 00:24:04.306 --> 00:24:06.246 align:center Did you only touch me 'cause I was little? 00:24:06.425 --> 00:24:08.786 align:center Bro, I've seen your videos. I've seen them. Stop it! 00:24:08.925 --> 00:24:10.266 align:center He's doing a bit. It's not funny. 00:24:10.686 --> 00:24:12.406 align:center - Why did you do this to me? - Stop! 00:24:12.686 --> 00:24:13.866 align:center Why did you do this to me? 00:24:14.526 --> 00:24:15.526 align:center Why did you? 00:24:17.656 --> 00:24:19.995 align:center Why did you rape me? 00:24:20.375 --> 00:24:22.856 align:center Balthaza... You can't say shit like that. 00:24:22.935 --> 00:24:25.576 align:center Hey, stop! 00:24:25.856 --> 00:24:27.056 align:center - Why did you do... - Bro. 00:24:27.236 --> 00:24:28.734 align:center - I won't tell anybody! - Stop it. 00:24:28.735 --> 00:24:30.152 align:center - Just let me go please. - There's nothing to tell. 00:24:30.176 --> 00:24:32.036 align:center There's nothing to tell. There's absolutely nothing... 00:24:32.056 --> 00:24:33.056 align:center Yeah, right. Yeah, right. 00:24:33.096 --> 00:24:35.655 align:center - You're a fucking pedo! - Shut the fuck up! 00:24:35.816 --> 00:24:37.251 align:center Antony! Let him go! You need to calm down. 00:24:37.275 --> 00:24:40.076 align:center - What in the fuck? - Relax. He's a kid. 00:24:40.678 --> 00:24:42.118 align:center Your attention, please. 00:24:42.585 --> 00:24:44.459 align:center Passengers are allowed only... 00:24:56.536 --> 00:24:59.012 align:center - I am ready for war! - War! 00:24:59.146 --> 00:25:01.756 align:center - I am ready for war! - War! 00:25:01.889 --> 00:25:04.466 align:center - I am ready for war! - War! 00:25:04.599 --> 00:25:06.841 align:center - I am ready for war! - War! 00:25:06.975 --> 00:25:09.517 align:center - I am ready for war! - War! 00:25:09.652 --> 00:25:12.194 align:center - I am ready for war! - War! 00:25:12.328 --> 00:25:14.202 align:center - I am ready for war! - War! 00:25:14.335 --> 00:25:17.581 align:center Whoo! Whoo! 00:25:17.716 --> 00:25:18.936 align:center Holy shit. 00:25:19.356 --> 00:25:21.755 align:center I think I see a room full of fucking winners. 00:25:25.214 --> 00:25:27.157 align:center Y'all wanna know something about winning? 00:25:28.906 --> 00:25:30.366 align:center In order to know how to win, 00:25:30.846 --> 00:25:32.346 align:center in order to get to the top, 00:25:32.965 --> 00:25:34.326 align:center y'all gotta get to know the bottom. 00:25:34.385 --> 00:25:36.385 align:center - That's right. - Yes, sir. 00:25:36.525 --> 00:25:37.786 align:center Lock that in, folks. 00:25:37.896 --> 00:25:38.935 align:center Suffering builds winning. 00:25:38.936 --> 00:25:39.546 align:center Say it with me now. 00:25:39.547 --> 00:25:41.145 align:center Suffering builds winning! 00:25:41.399 --> 00:25:43.678 align:center That's right. 00:25:43.931 --> 00:25:47.412 align:center That's why our keynote's here today. 00:25:48.996 --> 00:25:50.156 align:center When I first met him, 00:25:50.636 --> 00:25:52.196 align:center he was fresh out of the penitentiary. 00:25:52.696 --> 00:25:54.236 align:center Not a dime to his name. 00:25:54.836 --> 00:25:56.476 align:center But you know what I saw in his eyes? 00:25:57.956 --> 00:25:59.736 align:center This motherfucker wanted to win. 00:26:02.676 --> 00:26:05.896 align:center Let's show some love for the one and only... 00:26:06.576 --> 00:26:08.656 align:center Beaver fucking Jackson! 00:26:12.084 --> 00:26:15.647 align:center Beaver! Beaver! Beaver! Beaver! 00:26:21.107 --> 00:26:22.107 align:center Yeah! 00:26:28.597 --> 00:26:29.662 align:center Hey, can we, uh... 00:26:29.796 --> 00:26:32.226 align:center can we turn all that noise off, please? 00:26:33.857 --> 00:26:35.322 align:center Thank you. 00:26:35.455 --> 00:26:38.074 align:center The Beaver Jackson that you see standing here 00:26:38.075 --> 00:26:39.075 align:center in front of you today 00:26:39.875 --> 00:26:41.096 align:center is a fucking winner. 00:26:42.655 --> 00:26:44.415 align:center I'm not going to talk about today. 00:26:45.615 --> 00:26:47.535 align:center I'm talking about seven years ago. 00:26:49.556 --> 00:26:53.356 align:center Seven years ago, I was dried up, 00:26:53.596 --> 00:26:55.396 align:center broke, busted, beaten. 00:26:56.396 --> 00:26:57.436 align:center I was an addict. 00:26:58.316 --> 00:27:00.836 align:center Mostly sex, but meth too. 00:27:02.076 --> 00:27:03.876 align:center I walked out on my family. 00:27:04.656 --> 00:27:06.756 align:center My wife, God rest her soul. 00:27:06.935 --> 00:27:09.012 align:center My 13-year-old boy. 00:27:09.156 --> 00:27:11.175 align:center And I looked everywhere 00:27:11.176 --> 00:27:13.596 align:center for someone else to blame, 00:27:15.336 --> 00:27:16.336 align:center except... 00:27:16.417 --> 00:27:17.894 align:center - The source! - Source! 00:27:19.036 --> 00:27:21.276 align:center For nearly a decade, I didn't see my boy. 00:27:23.773 --> 00:27:24.773 align:center My... 00:27:27.856 --> 00:27:29.456 align:center My beautiful boy. 00:27:30.176 --> 00:27:31.535 align:center I was a bad father, 00:27:31.536 --> 00:27:33.456 align:center like I imagine a lot of you are. 00:27:34.756 --> 00:27:35.756 align:center And then 00:27:36.815 --> 00:27:38.276 align:center one day... 00:27:40.606 --> 00:27:41.606 align:center Thrush. 00:27:43.106 --> 00:27:44.425 align:center Incredible crowd today. 00:27:46.566 --> 00:27:48.546 align:center I'm telling you that personal shit sells. 00:27:50.945 --> 00:27:51.945 align:center All right. 00:27:53.326 --> 00:27:54.485 align:center Do I have to sell all this 00:27:54.486 --> 00:27:55.786 align:center before I start making anything? 00:27:56.006 --> 00:27:57.006 align:center Are you whining? 00:27:57.225 --> 00:27:58.545 align:center - No. - Jesus, Solomon. 00:27:58.546 --> 00:27:59.227 align:center - I'm not. - I got Supes to get you 00:27:59.227 --> 00:28:00.026 align:center the wholesale rate, 00:28:00.027 --> 00:28:01.866 align:center - and you are whining. - I'm not whining. 00:28:01.986 --> 00:28:03.854 align:center I just didn't think it was gonna be that much. 00:28:03.855 --> 00:28:04.935 align:center You got that money or what? 00:28:06.566 --> 00:28:08.566 align:center Yeah. Hey. All right. 00:28:08.766 --> 00:28:10.766 align:center Move this supply, you've made your money back. 00:28:11.685 --> 00:28:12.685 align:center Sell any more? 00:28:13.365 --> 00:28:14.606 align:center Just fill out this slip. 00:28:14.705 --> 00:28:15.762 align:center Send it to the home office. 00:28:15.786 --> 00:28:16.786 align:center That's as good as money. 00:28:17.126 --> 00:28:18.566 align:center And remember, you sell the story, 00:28:18.666 --> 00:28:19.786 align:center not the product. Understand? 00:28:20.465 --> 00:28:22.705 align:center Yeah. Sell... sell the story, not the product. 00:28:26.166 --> 00:28:27.166 align:center Hey, Dad. 00:28:27.446 --> 00:28:29.166 align:center You know, I reached out to you 'cause... 00:28:30.126 --> 00:28:32.126 align:center I know we haven't spoken in a few years, 00:28:32.246 --> 00:28:33.246 align:center but I've been... 00:28:33.646 --> 00:28:34.946 align:center I've been having a hard time. 00:28:35.006 --> 00:28:36.526 align:center - There you go. - I thought we could... 00:28:38.669 --> 00:28:39.669 align:center Supes! 00:28:40.666 --> 00:28:42.026 align:center You want to talk about a hard time? 00:28:43.225 --> 00:28:45.145 align:center You hear about that shooting up in Arkansas City? 00:28:45.846 --> 00:28:46.846 align:center No. 00:28:46.847 --> 00:28:48.487 align:center His little cousin got shot there. 00:28:49.106 --> 00:28:50.186 align:center You don't hear him whining. 00:28:51.885 --> 00:28:54.185 align:center Okay, Sol, I gotta boogie. Congrats, kid. 00:28:55.745 --> 00:28:57.425 align:center Welcome to the Thrush family. 00:28:57.866 --> 00:28:59.366 align:center - Thank you. - This'll be good. 00:28:59.805 --> 00:29:02.265 align:center For us, for uh, for our relationship. 00:29:03.385 --> 00:29:04.385 align:center Come here, kid. 00:29:36.121 --> 00:29:37.619 align:center 'Sup, Carson. 00:29:43.581 --> 00:29:44.780 align:center Hi, Grandma. 00:29:46.286 --> 00:29:47.526 align:center - Grandma? - Hey, baby. 00:29:47.606 --> 00:29:48.986 align:center - I'm back here. - All right. 00:29:49.906 --> 00:29:50.946 align:center Gonna need a little help. 00:29:51.406 --> 00:29:52.825 align:center You gotta stop going to the bathroom 00:29:52.826 --> 00:29:54.546 align:center - without your walker. - I know. 00:29:54.746 --> 00:29:56.686 align:center I know, I know, I know. I thought I could do it. 00:29:56.726 --> 00:29:58.106 align:center I need your help getting up. 00:29:58.946 --> 00:29:59.986 align:center I got you. 00:30:01.786 --> 00:30:04.026 align:center - You all right? - Yeah. 00:30:04.266 --> 00:30:05.302 align:center - Oh, God. - Come back. 00:30:05.326 --> 00:30:07.365 align:center Yeah, yeah. Okay, here we go. 00:30:07.446 --> 00:30:09.366 align:center Let's do the dance. 00:30:11.056 --> 00:30:12.796 align:center It's like a conga line. 00:30:15.236 --> 00:30:18.596 align:center I was doing good, and then it just got aggravated. 00:30:18.675 --> 00:30:19.675 align:center You know what I mean? 00:30:19.816 --> 00:30:21.716 align:center All right, all right, all right. 00:30:23.436 --> 00:30:24.436 align:center God bless. 00:30:28.406 --> 00:30:29.586 align:center Hey, guess what? 00:30:29.925 --> 00:30:30.925 align:center What? 00:30:32.466 --> 00:30:33.966 align:center You're looking at... 00:30:35.005 --> 00:30:37.966 align:center the future number one 00:30:38.625 --> 00:30:41.926 align:center supplement salesman in North Texas. 00:30:42.966 --> 00:30:44.226 align:center A salesman? 00:30:44.705 --> 00:30:45.705 align:center How about that? 00:30:45.965 --> 00:30:47.786 align:center Fuckin' A, baby. 00:30:48.086 --> 00:30:49.486 align:center Hey, can I practice my pitch on you? 00:30:49.765 --> 00:30:51.624 align:center Shit. If I weren't your grandma, 00:30:51.625 --> 00:30:52.965 align:center and you showed up at the door, 00:30:53.725 --> 00:30:55.425 align:center try more than a pitch on me. 00:30:57.050 --> 00:30:59.054 align:center Grandma. 00:30:59.205 --> 00:31:00.245 align:center - All right. - Ha! 00:31:05.405 --> 00:31:07.066 align:center My name is Solomon Jackson, 00:31:07.225 --> 00:31:09.046 align:center and I'm Thrush independent advisor. 00:31:09.066 --> 00:31:11.066 align:center - Thrush? - That's right. 00:31:11.346 --> 00:31:12.745 align:center Can I ask you all to do me a favor? 00:31:13.345 --> 00:31:14.306 align:center All put your hands up 00:31:14.307 --> 00:31:16.666 align:center and take a close look at your fingers. 00:31:16.985 --> 00:31:18.905 align:center You see this finger here? It's your index finger. 00:31:19.046 --> 00:31:20.166 align:center You see this one next to it? 00:31:20.225 --> 00:31:22.046 align:center You see how they are similar in length? 00:31:22.306 --> 00:31:26.525 align:center Well, that means you are short on testosterone. 00:31:27.186 --> 00:31:29.126 align:center - What is that? - It's in your balls. 00:31:29.166 --> 00:31:30.586 align:center - In your peepee. - Oh, really? 00:31:30.786 --> 00:31:32.346 align:center And I know you love your mama. 00:31:32.745 --> 00:31:34.085 align:center She did not expose you 00:31:34.086 --> 00:31:35.666 align:center to enough testosterone in the womb. 00:31:35.866 --> 00:31:37.886 align:center - I'm afraid she bore you weak. - Solomon. 00:31:38.446 --> 00:31:39.966 align:center At this stage in your life... 00:31:40.025 --> 00:31:41.846 align:center Maybe not this stage, but... 00:31:42.365 --> 00:31:43.365 align:center Grandma! 00:31:44.485 --> 00:31:45.485 align:center You listening? 00:31:46.046 --> 00:31:48.086 align:center - You fell asleep. - Oh, shit. 00:31:48.566 --> 00:31:49.846 align:center Well, you can put your hand down. 00:31:50.365 --> 00:31:51.365 align:center Done that bit. 00:31:51.366 --> 00:31:53.326 align:center Are you ready for war? 00:31:53.405 --> 00:31:56.184 align:center Because you're going to need as much war fuel testosterone 00:31:56.185 --> 00:31:57.645 align:center that a body can take. 00:31:58.826 --> 00:32:00.505 align:center - Git! - Get the fuck out of here. 00:32:00.659 --> 00:32:02.659 align:center - Fucking git. - Good night, Solly. 00:32:02.756 --> 00:32:03.756 align:center I'm sorry. 00:32:04.956 --> 00:32:07.115 align:center Ooh! Oh, Solly, that was so fucking good. 00:32:08.096 --> 00:32:10.035 align:center Hey, you're keeping your job 00:32:10.036 --> 00:32:11.336 align:center at the Pump-N-Go, though, right? 00:32:11.416 --> 00:32:12.436 align:center Yeah, yeah. 00:32:12.596 --> 00:32:14.635 align:center I just want to find a way that I can show up 00:32:14.636 --> 00:32:15.636 align:center for myself a bit more. 00:32:17.436 --> 00:32:19.736 align:center Your mama would be so proud of you. 00:32:21.396 --> 00:32:22.396 align:center Thanks, Grandma. 00:32:58.267 --> 00:33:01.169 align:center News just broke about Arkansas City. 00:33:12.643 --> 00:33:14.060 align:center You hear the news, Solly? 00:33:14.195 --> 00:33:15.934 align:center You better sell more of those dick pills 00:33:15.935 --> 00:33:16.656 align:center or you're going to be living 00:33:16.657 --> 00:33:18.057 align:center underneath the bridge with the bums. 00:33:18.635 --> 00:33:20.735 align:center Rent went up 65 percent. 00:33:21.455 --> 00:33:22.455 align:center 65? 00:33:22.456 --> 00:33:24.336 align:center What the fuck am I supposed to do, Myron? 00:33:24.635 --> 00:33:25.915 align:center How are we supposed to pay that? 00:33:26.575 --> 00:33:28.075 align:center Hey, don't shoot the messenger, buddy. 00:33:28.135 --> 00:33:29.135 align:center I'm not shooting... 00:33:29.596 --> 00:33:30.996 align:center Yeah, I fucking will shoot somebody. 00:33:31.515 --> 00:33:32.795 align:center Blow someone's fucking head off. 00:33:33.715 --> 00:33:35.995 align:center - Hey, fuck you. - Fuck you, old man. 00:33:36.415 --> 00:33:37.495 align:center Fuck you, you little prick. 00:33:59.256 --> 00:34:00.256 align:center Taylor. 00:34:07.116 --> 00:34:07.896 align:center Hey, now, stop me 00:34:07.897 --> 00:34:09.536 align:center if I'm getting out of line here, Brian. 00:34:10.156 --> 00:34:11.675 align:center But I'm assuming you don't want to be 00:34:11.676 --> 00:34:13.376 align:center assistant manager here your whole life. 00:34:13.975 --> 00:34:16.216 align:center Shitty ass office doing schedules the whole time. 00:34:16.455 --> 00:34:17.655 align:center Don't you want something more? 00:34:17.975 --> 00:34:19.656 align:center Don't you want to feel like a real man? 00:34:20.836 --> 00:34:22.475 align:center Dude, you called in 30 minutes 00:34:22.476 --> 00:34:23.916 align:center before your shift started yesterday. 00:34:24.176 --> 00:34:25.796 align:center I ended up having to cover for you. 00:34:25.816 --> 00:34:27.215 align:center - No, but... - Do you honestly believe 00:34:27.216 --> 00:34:29.536 align:center - that you still have a job here? - No. My dad was in town. 00:34:29.836 --> 00:34:31.196 align:center He doesn't come around very often. 00:34:31.276 --> 00:34:32.451 align:center That... that doesn't matter, man. 00:34:32.475 --> 00:34:33.555 align:center There have been complaints. 00:34:34.435 --> 00:34:35.435 align:center Now, I'm not saying who, 00:34:35.836 --> 00:34:37.816 align:center but you make your female coworkers uncomfortable. 00:34:41.446 --> 00:34:43.086 align:center Taylor is the only female that works here. 00:34:55.406 --> 00:34:57.805 align:center Taylor, why did you say I made you feel uncomfortable? 00:34:59.006 --> 00:35:00.722 align:center - I didn't say that. - Yes, you did say that. 00:35:00.746 --> 00:35:02.077 align:center - Brian just told me you did. - Brian! 00:35:02.078 --> 00:35:04.272 align:center All I did was ask you to go to the Jimmy Phantasm event 00:35:04.417 --> 00:35:06.419 align:center - at the Astrodome. - Yeah. 00:35:06.566 --> 00:35:08.666 align:center And I said no, because I'm an adult. 00:35:08.826 --> 00:35:10.466 align:center So saying no makes you feel uncomfortable? 00:35:12.006 --> 00:35:13.006 align:center No, Solomon. 00:35:13.766 --> 00:35:15.285 align:center You asking me if I think 00:35:15.286 --> 00:35:17.786 align:center cartoon characters are hot makes me uncomfortable. 00:35:18.466 --> 00:35:20.305 align:center You talking to me about your dad's dick 00:35:20.306 --> 00:35:21.306 align:center - makes me uncomfortable. - I can talk... 00:35:21.325 --> 00:35:23.185 align:center And you lingering around me in the store, 00:35:23.186 --> 00:35:24.406 align:center struggling to make small talk 00:35:24.486 --> 00:35:25.645 align:center because all you can think about 00:35:25.646 --> 00:35:28.135 align:center is cartoon characters and your dad's dick... 00:35:28.136 --> 00:35:29.195 align:center - That's not... - Makes me 00:35:29.196 --> 00:35:30.302 align:center - fucking uncomfortable. - That's not all I think about! 00:35:30.326 --> 00:35:33.146 align:center You're like a fucking incel guy, 00:35:33.759 --> 00:35:34.701 align:center and that's uncomfortable. 00:35:34.701 --> 00:35:35.606 align:center I'm not an incel, Taylor. 00:35:35.607 --> 00:35:38.345 align:center I'm not a fucking inc... You know what? 00:35:38.386 --> 00:35:39.386 align:center Fuck you, Taylor. 00:35:39.966 --> 00:35:41.846 align:center 'Cause all I wanted was for you to be my friend. 00:35:42.426 --> 00:35:43.985 align:center And now I'm gonna be fucking homeless 00:35:43.986 --> 00:35:45.146 align:center because of it, you know that? 00:35:45.566 --> 00:35:47.046 align:center Solomon, it's time to go, man. 00:35:47.206 --> 00:35:48.686 align:center Solomon, get out of the store. 00:35:48.786 --> 00:35:49.786 align:center Go! 00:35:49.787 --> 00:35:51.082 align:center Don't make me call the cops! 00:35:51.106 --> 00:35:52.426 align:center Go, get out of the store, man. 00:35:52.766 --> 00:35:53.766 align:center Fuck you, Brian! 00:35:53.966 --> 00:35:55.086 align:center - Go! - Bye. 00:36:14.205 --> 00:36:15.281 align:center How are you doing today? 00:36:15.305 --> 00:36:17.086 align:center I got some guns I'm trying to get rid of. 00:36:17.986 --> 00:36:18.986 align:center Sorry. 00:36:19.586 --> 00:36:22.466 align:center Unfortunately, there's no serial numbers on these. 00:36:23.165 --> 00:36:24.482 align:center It's a federal crime to buy these. 00:36:24.506 --> 00:36:26.546 align:center They're good guns. They shoot straight. 00:36:26.646 --> 00:36:28.025 align:center Please stop touching the gun, okay? 00:36:28.226 --> 00:36:29.962 align:center - No. My dad gave these to me. - I understand. 00:36:29.986 --> 00:36:31.306 align:center Your dad did you wrong. I'm sorry. 00:36:32.986 --> 00:36:34.426 align:center I can give you a good deal for these. 00:36:34.566 --> 00:36:36.522 align:center - I bet you would. - What's that supposed to mean? 00:36:36.546 --> 00:36:38.106 align:center - You're not gonna take them? - No, sir. 00:36:38.241 --> 00:36:39.381 align:center You know somewhere that might? 00:36:39.405 --> 00:36:40.905 align:center - No, sir. You have to leave. - Okay. 00:36:41.266 --> 00:36:43.126 align:center Well, that's your loss. These are good guns. 00:36:43.566 --> 00:36:45.305 align:center They have a lot of sentimentality to me. 00:36:45.385 --> 00:36:46.725 align:center I don't buy sentimental stuff. 00:36:47.165 --> 00:36:49.165 align:center - Fuck you. - Fuck you, too. 00:36:49.325 --> 00:36:50.325 align:center Fuck! 00:36:58.746 --> 00:37:01.322 align:center You're the source. You're the source. 00:37:02.577 --> 00:37:04.427 align:center You're the source. 00:37:13.906 --> 00:37:15.506 align:center This is Beaver Jackson, 00:37:15.746 --> 00:37:17.466 align:center senior consultant at Thrush Inc. 00:37:17.586 --> 00:37:18.866 align:center Can't get to the phone right now 00:37:18.906 --> 00:37:20.502 align:center but I look forward to connecting with you. 00:37:20.526 --> 00:37:21.606 align:center Leave a message. All right. 00:37:26.246 --> 00:37:27.126 align:center Hi, Dad. 00:37:27.127 --> 00:37:31.106 align:center I... I know you told me only to text you. 00:37:31.566 --> 00:37:32.566 align:center Please don't be mad. 00:37:32.706 --> 00:37:34.926 align:center I, I think... I think I made a mistake. 00:37:35.966 --> 00:37:36.966 align:center Um... 00:37:37.386 --> 00:37:40.026 align:center We need that money I gave you and... 00:37:42.145 --> 00:37:44.086 align:center Can I give some of this stuff back? 00:37:48.305 --> 00:37:49.305 align:center Just let me know. 00:38:05.057 --> 00:38:07.587 align:center Solomon! Solomon! 00:38:07.723 --> 00:38:10.051 align:center Solomon! Solomon! 00:38:10.185 --> 00:38:13.052 align:center Solomon! Solomon! 00:38:13.188 --> 00:38:15.414 align:center Solomon! Solomon! 00:38:41.895 --> 00:38:42.895 align:center Yeah, right. 00:38:48.649 --> 00:38:50.021 align:center Oh, shit. 00:38:54.839 --> 00:38:58.017 align:center I want to lick the shit off your dick 00:38:58.151 --> 00:39:00.426 align:center after you fuck my ass. 00:39:00.560 --> 00:39:01.966 align:center Yo. 00:39:24.550 --> 00:39:27.461 align:center The 710 Express from Houston 00:39:27.594 --> 00:39:30.505 align:center is now arriving at bay nine. 00:39:54.194 --> 00:39:55.699 align:center Hey, you Terra? 00:39:56.269 --> 00:39:57.373 align:center Terra? 00:39:57.807 --> 00:39:58.979 align:center Terra? 00:40:03.060 --> 00:40:04.264 align:center Terra? 00:40:06.708 --> 00:40:07.708 align:center Fucking... 00:40:10.455 --> 00:40:11.455 align:center Solomon? 00:40:15.276 --> 00:40:16.276 align:center Solomon. Right? 00:40:18.196 --> 00:40:19.196 align:center Do I know you? 00:40:19.935 --> 00:40:22.296 align:center Um, yeah. You're waiting for a girl, right? 00:40:23.196 --> 00:40:25.455 align:center Terra? Is that right? 00:40:26.495 --> 00:40:27.495 align:center Who the fuck are you? 00:40:28.596 --> 00:40:29.596 align:center What is this? 00:40:29.656 --> 00:40:32.016 align:center I met Terra on the bus, and yeah, 00:40:32.196 --> 00:40:33.815 align:center she asked me to come and find you 00:40:33.816 --> 00:40:35.216 align:center and tell you sorry. Um... 00:40:35.656 --> 00:40:36.656 align:center What do you mean, sorry? 00:40:36.956 --> 00:40:38.235 align:center She had to turn around 00:40:38.236 --> 00:40:40.376 align:center because her sister, she's in the hospital. 00:40:47.506 --> 00:40:48.746 align:center The fuck are you talking about? 00:40:48.986 --> 00:40:50.668 align:center Why wouldn't she just message me that herself? 00:40:50.692 --> 00:40:51.842 align:center - Because her phone broke. - What is this? 00:40:51.866 --> 00:40:53.706 align:center - Is this a trick? - No! 00:40:53.846 --> 00:40:55.322 align:center - Are you fucking with me? - No, I promise! 00:40:55.346 --> 00:40:57.286 align:center - Is this a fucking trick? - I swear, I swear. 00:40:57.386 --> 00:40:58.386 align:center Please don't hurt me. 00:40:59.683 --> 00:41:01.190 align:center I'm sorry. 00:41:04.975 --> 00:41:06.015 align:center You telling me the truth? 00:41:07.655 --> 00:41:08.655 align:center Yes. 00:41:09.555 --> 00:41:10.675 align:center This is the truth? 00:41:11.575 --> 00:41:12.935 align:center Yes, I promise. 00:41:20.165 --> 00:41:21.442 align:center - Fucking stupid. - No, no, no, no. 00:41:21.466 --> 00:41:23.185 align:center - So fucking... - No, no, no, no. It's okay. 00:41:23.186 --> 00:41:23.945 align:center She's going to text you 00:41:23.946 --> 00:41:25.786 align:center as soon as her phone starts working. 00:41:30.106 --> 00:41:31.185 align:center She said that? 00:41:32.745 --> 00:41:34.926 align:center Yeah, yeah. 00:41:35.006 --> 00:41:36.965 align:center And she was... 00:41:36.966 --> 00:41:38.766 align:center she was really looking forward to meeting you. 00:41:41.406 --> 00:41:43.605 align:center I can't believe I thought it was a fucking trick 00:41:43.606 --> 00:41:45.526 align:center when her... when her sister might be dead. 00:41:46.650 --> 00:41:48.552 align:center I'm such a piece of shit. 00:41:48.726 --> 00:41:50.806 align:center Fucking... fucking piece of shit. 00:41:50.986 --> 00:41:52.626 align:center I fucking hate my brain. 00:42:02.455 --> 00:42:03.615 align:center Who are you texting? 00:42:06.106 --> 00:42:07.166 align:center It's just my mom. 00:42:07.426 --> 00:42:08.626 align:center She wants me to call her back. 00:42:11.506 --> 00:42:12.786 align:center Do you like your mom? 00:42:15.006 --> 00:42:16.006 align:center Uh-huh. Yeah. 00:42:17.906 --> 00:42:19.645 align:center Well, then you call her right now. 00:42:21.066 --> 00:42:23.186 align:center All right? You never know what you got till it's gone. 00:42:26.145 --> 00:42:28.226 align:center Fucking call her right now. I'm serious. 00:42:34.165 --> 00:42:35.199 align:center Balthy? 00:42:35.515 --> 00:42:37.035 align:center - Balthy, hello? - Yeah. Mom! I'm here. 00:42:37.316 --> 00:42:40.575 align:center Oh, I'm so glad you called. 00:42:41.375 --> 00:42:42.935 align:center How was your birthday with Antony? 00:42:43.515 --> 00:42:44.515 align:center Yeah. It was fine. 00:42:44.955 --> 00:42:47.035 align:center His sober companion friends came over, 00:42:47.036 --> 00:42:48.596 align:center - and they went swimming. - Oh. 00:42:49.291 --> 00:42:52.463 align:center Antony said he brought a cake, too. 00:42:52.599 --> 00:42:54.918 align:center Did you have a really good time? 00:42:55.055 --> 00:42:58.715 align:center I want to lick the shit off your dick 00:42:58.842 --> 00:43:01.329 align:center after you fuck my ass. 00:43:05.226 --> 00:43:06.226 align:center Fucking knew it. 00:43:06.606 --> 00:43:07.777 align:center Okay, Mom, I gotta go. Gotta go! 00:43:07.801 --> 00:43:08.971 align:center Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 00:43:09.555 --> 00:43:10.655 align:center Give me your phone. 00:43:13.555 --> 00:43:14.555 align:center My what? 00:43:16.235 --> 00:43:17.235 align:center Give me your phone. 00:43:18.675 --> 00:43:19.675 align:center My phone? 00:43:20.295 --> 00:43:21.495 align:center Fucking give it to me! 00:43:23.055 --> 00:43:24.555 align:center Okay. Okay. 00:43:24.680 --> 00:43:26.006 align:center Solomon. Calm down. 00:43:26.576 --> 00:43:27.576 align:center It's me. 00:43:27.596 --> 00:43:28.750 align:center Balthy! 00:43:28.751 --> 00:43:30.668 align:center BBoyMalone? We were messaging, I'm from New York. 00:43:30.692 --> 00:43:33.019 align:center You remember that, right? You remember, don't you? 00:43:33.157 --> 00:43:35.589 align:center Come on, man, you remember we were messaging. 00:43:43.576 --> 00:43:45.156 align:center I just wanted to be friends! 00:43:46.175 --> 00:43:47.229 align:center God. 00:43:48.182 --> 00:43:50.085 align:center I just wanted to be your friend. 00:44:02.156 --> 00:44:04.216 align:center I just wanted to be your friend! 00:44:15.956 --> 00:44:17.356 align:center - Hey. - Oh. 00:44:18.356 --> 00:44:19.796 align:center What'd you say about being my friend? 00:44:22.856 --> 00:44:24.515 align:center You looked like you needed someone. 00:44:26.776 --> 00:44:28.435 align:center And you took a bus to Fort Worth for that? 00:44:28.995 --> 00:44:31.555 align:center No. I flew from New York to Houston, 00:44:32.516 --> 00:44:34.235 align:center and then I added a bus trip because I didn't think 00:44:34.236 --> 00:44:35.236 align:center it'd be believable 00:44:35.415 --> 00:44:36.935 align:center if you picked Terra up from an airport. 00:44:41.285 --> 00:44:42.285 align:center What, all that, 00:44:43.146 --> 00:44:44.146 align:center just to be my friend? 00:44:49.856 --> 00:44:51.035 align:center Well, get in! 00:45:00.305 --> 00:45:02.325 align:center So when were you planning on doing it? 00:45:03.825 --> 00:45:04.825 align:center Doing what? 00:45:08.786 --> 00:45:09.786 align:center Um, school shooting. 00:45:18.205 --> 00:45:19.205 align:center School shooting? 00:45:20.906 --> 00:45:23.066 align:center Yeah. That's what you said. 00:45:25.906 --> 00:45:27.426 align:center That's why I'm here. 00:45:28.706 --> 00:45:30.906 align:center 'Cause I thought that maybe... 00:45:31.586 --> 00:45:34.186 align:center I thought maybe that if you had a IRL friend, 00:45:34.246 --> 00:45:35.246 align:center you wouldn't do it. 00:45:40.785 --> 00:45:41.785 align:center That's why you're here? 00:45:43.955 --> 00:45:45.575 align:center You think I'm some kind of maniac? 00:46:04.356 --> 00:46:07.356 align:center Man, I should... I should fucking smoke you. 00:46:07.696 --> 00:46:08.716 align:center - Smoke me? - Dumb ass. 00:46:09.336 --> 00:46:11.576 align:center - With what, with a gun? - Yeah, what the fuck you think? 00:46:12.156 --> 00:46:13.455 align:center Bitch! Open the glove box. 00:46:15.798 --> 00:46:16.863 align:center Huh? 00:46:19.706 --> 00:46:20.706 align:center Oh! 00:46:21.026 --> 00:46:22.266 align:center Never seen one before? 00:46:23.725 --> 00:46:24.725 align:center IRL? 00:46:25.466 --> 00:46:26.466 align:center No. 00:46:30.125 --> 00:46:32.145 align:center You wait till you see the rest of what I'm packing. 00:46:48.156 --> 00:46:49.316 align:center What you lookin' at? 00:47:15.359 --> 00:47:16.359 align:center Come on. 00:47:18.356 --> 00:47:19.356 align:center Come on. 00:47:22.506 --> 00:47:24.866 align:center - Hey, Grandma. - Hey, baby. 00:47:25.486 --> 00:47:27.766 align:center - You gonna shut the door? - Oh. 00:47:29.306 --> 00:47:30.525 align:center This is, uh... 00:47:31.186 --> 00:47:32.186 align:center It's my new friend. 00:47:33.625 --> 00:47:36.545 align:center - What's your name again? - Balthazar. 00:47:36.725 --> 00:47:39.525 align:center - Everyone calls me Balthy. - It's Ballsy. 00:47:39.657 --> 00:47:42.286 align:center - Balthy. Bal-tee. - Ballsy? 00:47:42.985 --> 00:47:44.545 align:center No, it's Balthy. 00:47:44.805 --> 00:47:47.345 align:center - It's French. - Okay, well, whatever. 00:47:47.965 --> 00:47:49.384 align:center Can you believe this cocksucker came all the way 00:47:49.385 --> 00:47:50.586 align:center from New York to visit me? 00:47:51.665 --> 00:47:52.905 align:center Dumb ass. 00:47:53.606 --> 00:47:54.606 align:center Wait here. 00:47:57.166 --> 00:47:58.765 align:center You dragged your ass 00:47:58.766 --> 00:48:01.045 align:center all the way from New York City to see my Solly? 00:48:04.476 --> 00:48:05.855 align:center Solly tell you what's been happening 00:48:05.856 --> 00:48:07.216 align:center - around here? - Mm-mm. 00:48:07.296 --> 00:48:09.316 align:center They are raising the rent. 00:48:10.836 --> 00:48:11.836 align:center Motherfuckers. 00:48:23.256 --> 00:48:25.615 align:center Yeah, we're going to have to find 00:48:25.616 --> 00:48:27.416 align:center somewhere else to live pretty soon. 00:48:27.576 --> 00:48:29.256 align:center Hmm. Yeah, that'll be nice. 00:48:29.336 --> 00:48:31.256 align:center You could buy a real house. 00:48:32.455 --> 00:48:34.616 align:center Balthy! Come here. 00:48:41.406 --> 00:48:42.886 align:center - Whoa. - This what you wanted to see? 00:48:45.956 --> 00:48:46.956 align:center Look at that. 00:48:51.975 --> 00:48:54.215 align:center "Love is forever an elusive bird, stuck..." 00:48:54.345 --> 00:48:55.612 align:center Not that. 00:48:57.075 --> 00:48:59.075 align:center That's the first plan I ever drew up. 00:48:59.295 --> 00:49:01.075 align:center And that's where it all started. 00:49:07.165 --> 00:49:08.165 align:center Yeah. 00:49:09.366 --> 00:49:10.606 align:center I had a lot of phases. 00:49:13.606 --> 00:49:15.305 align:center You like Jimmy Phantasm? 00:49:15.785 --> 00:49:17.185 align:center It's been with me since I was a kid. 00:49:18.506 --> 00:49:19.966 align:center That's my guy right there. 00:49:25.356 --> 00:49:27.995 align:center ♪ Yo, Jimmy was your average teen ♪ 00:49:28.127 --> 00:49:29.804 align:center ♪ A brainiac whiz who invented a machine ♪ 00:49:29.936 --> 00:49:31.942 align:center ♪ To catch ghosts, tracked them with EVP ♪ 00:49:32.074 --> 00:49:33.883 align:center ♪ And tap them with a subatomic laser beam ♪ 00:49:34.015 --> 00:49:35.555 align:center You guys are getting kicked out? 00:49:35.716 --> 00:49:37.536 align:center - What? - Your grandma. 00:49:37.756 --> 00:49:39.356 align:center She said you guys are getting kicked out. 00:49:39.752 --> 00:49:41.266 align:center No, off the land. 00:49:41.391 --> 00:49:43.189 align:center - It's our trailer. - Oh. 00:49:43.756 --> 00:49:45.596 align:center Fuckers want to charge me ten grand to move it. 00:49:45.896 --> 00:49:46.896 align:center Fuck them. 00:49:47.095 --> 00:49:48.095 align:center Is that a lot? 00:49:48.155 --> 00:49:49.815 align:center Yeah, but I'm going to shoot them all 00:49:49.816 --> 00:49:50.956 align:center in their fucking faces. 00:49:56.946 --> 00:49:59.525 align:center ♪ Go, go, go! Jimmy Phantasm ♪ 00:49:59.670 --> 00:50:01.849 align:center ♪ Go, go, go, go! ♪ 00:50:02.320 --> 00:50:05.117 align:center You hear those babies crying? 00:50:07.986 --> 00:50:10.266 align:center Well, not anymore. 00:50:11.205 --> 00:50:12.266 align:center They're dead. 00:50:14.446 --> 00:50:17.165 align:center Hey, you want to use the, uh, pistola 00:50:17.566 --> 00:50:19.165 align:center or one of the ARs? 00:50:20.986 --> 00:50:21.986 align:center Look. There's a few. 00:50:25.656 --> 00:50:27.456 align:center Hey, hold it like a fucking man. 00:50:28.496 --> 00:50:29.916 align:center Put it up. You got a grip? 00:50:30.796 --> 00:50:32.616 align:center I know you're going to like it. Put it in. 00:50:33.156 --> 00:50:34.276 align:center Shoulder, here. 00:50:34.976 --> 00:50:36.256 align:center Hips, square them up. 00:50:37.473 --> 00:50:39.155 align:center Look down the scope. 00:50:40.606 --> 00:50:41.606 align:center Don't worry. 00:50:42.226 --> 00:50:44.166 align:center Safety's on. It's not just going to go off. 00:50:44.318 --> 00:50:46.279 align:center See the bottles? 00:50:48.356 --> 00:50:49.836 align:center Hey, it feels good, doesn't it? 00:50:50.876 --> 00:50:51.876 align:center Now remember, 00:50:53.076 --> 00:50:54.455 align:center don't ever point a gun at someone 00:50:54.456 --> 00:50:55.516 align:center unless you mean to use it. 00:50:55.956 --> 00:50:57.098 align:center Okay? These things kill people. 00:50:57.122 --> 00:50:58.122 align:center Yeah, I know that. 00:50:58.796 --> 00:50:59.796 align:center That's why I'm here. 00:51:01.676 --> 00:51:02.676 align:center Yeah. Me too. 00:51:06.906 --> 00:51:07.906 align:center Nothing happened. 00:51:07.926 --> 00:51:09.486 align:center Safety's on, stupid. 00:51:11.066 --> 00:51:12.066 align:center Shoot it. 00:51:15.981 --> 00:51:17.939 align:center Whoa. Whoa. 00:51:21.924 --> 00:51:23.392 align:center Oh. 00:51:24.756 --> 00:51:27.176 align:center Oh, you like that shit, don't you? 00:51:31.606 --> 00:51:32.825 align:center Let me do it again. 00:51:33.526 --> 00:51:35.426 align:center Yeah, but this one. 00:51:35.939 --> 00:51:37.905 align:center - Same deal. Shoulder. - Yeah. 00:51:38.026 --> 00:51:40.725 align:center Grip it, down the barrel. 00:51:50.176 --> 00:51:53.415 align:center Mmm, nice shooting, city boy. 00:51:54.035 --> 00:51:55.035 align:center Mmm. 00:51:55.336 --> 00:51:56.656 align:center Yeah. That hurts, doesn't it? 00:51:59.805 --> 00:52:01.645 align:center Hey, you know why yours hurts and mine doesn't? 00:52:05.706 --> 00:52:07.186 align:center Because the bad news is, Balthy, 00:52:07.686 --> 00:52:08.962 align:center you were born... hey! 00:52:08.986 --> 00:52:11.086 align:center The bad news is you were born a little bitch. 00:52:11.546 --> 00:52:13.062 align:center It's probably why you're sore from all that kickback. 00:52:13.086 --> 00:52:14.305 align:center And it is definitely why 00:52:14.306 --> 00:52:15.966 align:center you make all those crybaby videos. 00:52:16.285 --> 00:52:18.486 align:center But the good news is that if you act fast, 00:52:18.645 --> 00:52:20.025 align:center you can take a look in the mirror today 00:52:20.026 --> 00:52:22.546 align:center and take some responsibility for that low T count. 00:52:27.205 --> 00:52:29.425 align:center Hey, let me ask you a question, Balthazar. 00:52:30.625 --> 00:52:32.145 align:center Are you ready for war? 00:52:33.405 --> 00:52:35.066 align:center Because a war is coming, 00:52:35.885 --> 00:52:37.404 align:center and you gotta be able to protect yourself 00:52:37.405 --> 00:52:38.405 align:center and your family. 00:52:38.726 --> 00:52:40.906 align:center Which is exactly what a daily serving 00:52:41.126 --> 00:52:42.246 align:center of Thrush will do. 00:52:44.305 --> 00:52:45.685 align:center You trying to sell me these? 00:52:48.205 --> 00:52:49.205 align:center Yeah. 00:52:50.145 --> 00:52:51.665 align:center I don't think I'm interested. 00:53:05.805 --> 00:53:06.945 align:center I tell you. 00:53:09.606 --> 00:53:12.006 align:center Well, I could see myself getting real angry, Balthy. 00:53:12.645 --> 00:53:14.586 align:center You know? 00:53:14.786 --> 00:53:16.146 align:center Just at the world, 00:53:17.066 --> 00:53:18.586 align:center like in Arkansas City. 00:53:19.786 --> 00:53:20.886 align:center 16 people dead. 00:53:21.145 --> 00:53:24.606 align:center Just bam, bam, bam. 00:53:24.645 --> 00:53:25.645 align:center Okay. Okay. 00:53:27.366 --> 00:53:29.386 align:center If I buy these, 00:53:30.166 --> 00:53:31.446 align:center will you not do a mass shooting? 00:53:43.776 --> 00:53:44.776 align:center Unfortunately, no. 00:53:46.716 --> 00:53:48.496 align:center But if you bought all this 00:53:50.356 --> 00:53:52.216 align:center and then put in an order for... 00:53:53.906 --> 00:53:55.306 align:center one year's supply... 00:53:56.906 --> 00:53:59.046 align:center well, then maybe. 00:53:59.745 --> 00:54:03.306 align:center Maybe I could see myself standing down 00:54:03.685 --> 00:54:04.685 align:center for a bit. 00:54:12.106 --> 00:54:13.506 align:center Yes. Yes, yes. 00:54:13.745 --> 00:54:14.745 align:center Whoo-hoo! 00:54:14.746 --> 00:54:17.745 align:center Oh, yes! 00:54:20.285 --> 00:54:21.945 align:center Oh, my dad is gonna flip. 00:54:27.441 --> 00:54:29.457 align:center Yes! Yes! 00:54:33.995 --> 00:54:36.475 align:center Can't go wrong, baby. 00:54:36.988 --> 00:54:38.652 align:center - Oh my God. - Can't go wrong, right, baby? 00:54:38.676 --> 00:54:39.796 align:center You like that, baby? 00:54:40.255 --> 00:54:41.595 align:center Can't go wrong, baby. 00:54:41.795 --> 00:54:42.836 align:center Can't go wrong, baby. 00:54:46.856 --> 00:54:47.856 align:center That's your dad? 00:54:48.007 --> 00:54:52.486 align:center Uh-huh. Yeah, he did porn a few years, amateur MMA. 00:54:53.316 --> 00:54:55.055 align:center He had a bit of a dark phase with drugs. 00:54:55.735 --> 00:54:56.735 align:center That's how my mom died. 00:54:59.686 --> 00:55:02.145 align:center Now he's the biggest Thrush distributor 00:55:02.146 --> 00:55:03.146 align:center in the region. 00:55:04.606 --> 00:55:06.125 align:center When he sees how much I sold, 00:55:07.825 --> 00:55:09.345 align:center I feel like he's going to invite me in. 00:55:10.245 --> 00:55:11.245 align:center The inner circle. 00:55:12.705 --> 00:55:14.225 align:center We'll start making real money together. 00:55:19.086 --> 00:55:20.086 align:center I've been meaning to ask, 00:55:21.905 --> 00:55:23.966 align:center you're not really crying in those videos, right? 00:55:25.506 --> 00:55:26.506 align:center Mmm. 00:55:27.785 --> 00:55:29.625 align:center Well, I can make myself cry. 00:55:31.006 --> 00:55:32.445 align:center That doesn't mean it's not real. 00:55:35.265 --> 00:55:36.905 align:center You think you could show me how you do it? 00:55:37.750 --> 00:55:38.982 align:center How you cry like that? 00:56:05.506 --> 00:56:06.645 align:center You see any? 00:56:07.679 --> 00:56:10.092 align:center Well, you stopped holding your breath. 00:56:10.266 --> 00:56:11.266 align:center Fuck! 00:56:12.245 --> 00:56:13.745 align:center I honestly don't know how I do it. 00:56:13.766 --> 00:56:15.745 align:center I just sort of start crying, 00:56:15.946 --> 00:56:17.886 align:center and I can't stop until I stop recording. 00:56:18.986 --> 00:56:21.766 align:center Fucking get this bitch. 00:56:22.006 --> 00:56:23.166 align:center Huh? 00:56:26.118 --> 00:56:27.145 align:center Uh... 00:56:28.106 --> 00:56:29.386 align:center You gonna hurt somebody? 00:56:31.833 --> 00:56:32.848 align:center Solomon? 00:56:38.129 --> 00:56:39.353 align:center Okay. Let's go. 00:56:39.912 --> 00:56:40.927 align:center Huh? 00:56:50.826 --> 00:56:51.826 align:center Solomon. 00:56:52.965 --> 00:56:54.326 align:center The fuck are you doing? 00:56:55.625 --> 00:56:57.125 align:center Solomon, I see you. 00:56:57.385 --> 00:56:59.385 align:center - Solomon. - Solomon. 00:57:02.586 --> 00:57:04.645 align:center Solomon, you're not supposed to be on the premises. 00:57:07.956 --> 00:57:09.092 align:center What are you doing? 00:57:09.116 --> 00:57:10.116 align:center You're freaking me out. 00:57:10.995 --> 00:57:12.195 align:center I see you. 00:57:15.625 --> 00:57:16.625 align:center Solomon? 00:57:17.685 --> 00:57:18.765 align:center Solomon, please. 00:57:20.406 --> 00:57:23.305 align:center Please, please, please, don't do anything. I'm sorry. 00:57:23.433 --> 00:57:26.218 align:center Why? Why? Taylor! 00:57:26.762 --> 00:57:29.066 align:center Why? 00:57:30.283 --> 00:57:33.004 align:center I just wanted to be your friend. 00:57:35.981 --> 00:57:37.838 align:center Goddammit, Solomon. 00:57:37.966 --> 00:57:39.845 align:center You scared the shit out of me. 00:57:39.846 --> 00:57:41.186 align:center What the fuck was that? 00:57:42.186 --> 00:57:44.526 align:center Well, I just wanted you to know how you made me feel. 00:57:45.445 --> 00:57:47.986 align:center God. You are so fucking weird. 00:57:48.625 --> 00:57:52.205 align:center And I wanted to introduce you to my new friend. 00:57:53.126 --> 00:57:56.126 align:center And he came all the way from New York City to visit me. 00:57:56.925 --> 00:57:59.606 align:center Why? So you could dress him up as Jimmy Phantasm 00:58:00.266 --> 00:58:01.286 align:center and suck his dick? 00:58:05.080 --> 00:58:06.080 align:center - No. - Huh? 00:58:06.104 --> 00:58:07.104 align:center - Go, go, go, go! - Stop it! 00:58:07.104 --> 00:58:07.978 align:center Stop that, Taylor! 00:58:07.979 --> 00:58:08.984 align:center Are you a little pervert for cartoons, too? 00:58:09.008 --> 00:58:10.008 align:center No. No, we are friends. 00:58:10.232 --> 00:58:11.200 align:center Hey, tell her... tell her we're friends. 00:58:11.200 --> 00:58:12.200 align:center Huh? 00:58:12.326 --> 00:58:15.586 align:center Yeah. We're friends. Yeah. 00:58:16.126 --> 00:58:17.705 align:center See, see, I have friends. 00:58:17.706 --> 00:58:20.586 align:center - I'm not a fucking incel. - Yeah, that's right. 00:58:21.266 --> 00:58:23.146 align:center Incels don't fuck each other like you and 00:58:24.422 --> 00:58:25.422 align:center butt boy over here. 00:58:25.422 --> 00:58:26.422 align:center What? No, we don't... 00:58:26.458 --> 00:58:28.027 align:center He's not butt boy, his name's Balthy. 00:58:29.066 --> 00:58:30.665 align:center Sounds like a butt boy name to me. 00:58:30.666 --> 00:58:33.266 align:center I just wanted you to know that I have a friend. 00:58:35.026 --> 00:58:36.026 align:center Fine. 00:58:37.466 --> 00:58:39.845 align:center Now leave or I'll call the cops. 00:58:43.256 --> 00:58:44.256 align:center Okay. 00:58:57.006 --> 00:58:58.225 align:center You see her face? 00:58:59.106 --> 00:59:00.625 align:center Fuck me. She fucking felt it, man. 00:59:01.225 --> 00:59:02.225 align:center I know she did. 00:59:03.426 --> 00:59:04.426 align:center Felt what? 00:59:05.546 --> 00:59:06.826 align:center Well, that I'm a person. 00:59:08.826 --> 00:59:10.046 align:center You didn't want to shoot her? 00:59:10.986 --> 00:59:11.986 align:center Who, Taylor? 00:59:12.386 --> 00:59:13.386 align:center Nah, man. 00:59:13.526 --> 00:59:16.026 align:center I mean, she's a fucking bitch, but shoot her? 00:59:16.566 --> 00:59:17.566 align:center No way. 00:59:24.705 --> 00:59:25.725 align:center You getting in? 00:59:43.705 --> 00:59:45.725 align:center You want to see where I was going to do it? 00:59:46.986 --> 00:59:47.986 align:center My school shooting? 00:59:49.245 --> 00:59:50.345 align:center I can show you. 01:00:05.931 --> 01:00:06.931 align:center Come on. 01:00:17.511 --> 01:00:18.656 align:center Come on. 01:00:31.111 --> 01:00:32.111 align:center Get down. 01:00:44.038 --> 01:00:45.318 align:center This is it, Balthy. 01:00:47.136 --> 01:00:48.156 align:center My shooting spot. 01:00:49.696 --> 01:00:52.176 align:center I practiced picking off all the kiddies and teachers. 01:00:54.136 --> 01:00:55.136 align:center Picking them off. 01:00:57.452 --> 01:00:58.863 align:center One at a time. Mm-hmm. 01:01:06.049 --> 01:01:07.324 align:center You try. 01:01:32.205 --> 01:01:33.225 align:center Like this guy? 01:01:34.885 --> 01:01:35.885 align:center I could shoot this guy. 01:01:36.677 --> 01:01:37.677 align:center Look. 01:01:39.596 --> 01:01:41.256 align:center I could shoot him in the fucking face. 01:01:44.016 --> 01:01:45.016 align:center Want me to do it? 01:01:56.412 --> 01:01:57.429 align:center Okay. 01:02:00.156 --> 01:02:01.336 align:center Show's over. 01:02:02.096 --> 01:02:03.916 align:center I can't play this anymore. 01:02:05.495 --> 01:02:06.495 align:center Play what? 01:02:09.455 --> 01:02:10.856 align:center I'm not this thing. 01:02:11.336 --> 01:02:12.475 align:center I'm not. You understand? 01:02:13.635 --> 01:02:14.996 align:center Enough is enough. 01:02:16.556 --> 01:02:17.556 align:center You know? 01:02:18.374 --> 01:02:19.706 align:center What about the maps you showed me? 01:02:21.515 --> 01:02:23.236 align:center I wasn't going to do anything. 01:02:24.115 --> 01:02:25.716 align:center They're just stupid fucking drawings. 01:02:29.406 --> 01:02:31.965 align:center If I call someone, can you at least pretend I stopped you 01:02:31.966 --> 01:02:32.966 align:center from doing a shooting? 01:02:40.506 --> 01:02:42.525 align:center The only reason I picked up the phone 01:02:42.526 --> 01:02:44.786 align:center is to tell you to stop texting me. 01:02:45.125 --> 01:02:46.145 align:center Do you understand? 01:02:46.685 --> 01:02:48.286 align:center - Tell me you understand. - Hey, I... 01:02:48.326 --> 01:02:50.946 align:center Hey, look, it's me, Solomon. 01:02:52.165 --> 01:02:53.886 align:center I'm with Balthy here, Balthazar, 01:02:55.245 --> 01:02:57.446 align:center and, well, he stopped me from doing a shooting. 01:02:57.886 --> 01:03:01.644 align:center I'm doing no more shootings any time. 01:03:01.645 --> 01:03:02.945 align:center I don't know who you are 01:03:02.946 --> 01:03:04.642 align:center or how much that freak paid you to say this, 01:03:04.666 --> 01:03:05.765 align:center but you should know that that freak 01:03:05.766 --> 01:03:06.985 align:center likes to make out with people 01:03:06.986 --> 01:03:08.486 align:center to videos of school shootings. 01:03:09.066 --> 01:03:11.385 align:center Now tell him to stop calling me, stop texting me. 01:03:11.386 --> 01:03:13.265 align:center And if he ever approaches me at school, ever again, 01:03:13.266 --> 01:03:14.246 align:center I will have my mom get 01:03:14.247 --> 01:03:15.607 align:center a fucking restraining order on him. 01:03:19.668 --> 01:03:21.539 align:center You tried to make out with her to the Arkansas footage 01:03:21.563 --> 01:03:22.612 align:center I sent you? 01:03:26.606 --> 01:03:28.546 align:center I didn't even watch that shit. 01:03:39.506 --> 01:03:40.506 align:center What's that? 01:03:42.388 --> 01:03:43.743 align:center Xanax. 01:03:45.776 --> 01:03:46.776 align:center Xanax? 01:03:50.305 --> 01:03:53.364 align:center Look. I'm sorry, Balthy. I f... 01:03:53.365 --> 01:03:54.685 align:center I know I fucked up. 01:03:56.285 --> 01:03:58.485 align:center And you came all... you came all this way. 01:04:00.806 --> 01:04:02.366 align:center I don't have any friends. 01:04:05.756 --> 01:04:06.756 align:center What's that? 01:04:08.516 --> 01:04:09.516 align:center It's 2C-B. 01:04:10.816 --> 01:04:11.976 align:center It's just been in my wallet. 01:04:12.056 --> 01:04:13.056 align:center I don't know how long. 01:04:14.796 --> 01:04:16.036 align:center Never had anyone to do it with. 01:04:18.805 --> 01:04:21.365 align:center If we do that, can we go shooting again? 01:04:27.006 --> 01:04:28.066 align:center You know what? 01:04:29.466 --> 01:04:30.965 align:center You might be the first person I've met 01:04:30.966 --> 01:04:31.966 align:center who's weirder than me. 01:04:36.745 --> 01:04:37.745 align:center Solomon and Balthy. 01:04:48.656 --> 01:04:50.336 align:center Oh, I think he wants the pistol! 01:05:05.506 --> 01:05:06.506 align:center What? 01:05:08.665 --> 01:05:09.665 align:center What? 01:05:09.666 --> 01:05:10.806 align:center What's so funny, Solomon? 01:05:11.926 --> 01:05:13.526 align:center - No! Don't! - Don't fucking laugh at me. 01:05:16.466 --> 01:05:18.625 align:center Don't you fucking laugh at me, Solomon! 01:05:38.956 --> 01:05:41.096 align:center What message are we sending our children 01:05:41.616 --> 01:05:42.616 align:center about their future? 01:05:43.535 --> 01:05:44.975 align:center About this country's future? 01:05:45.575 --> 01:05:48.555 align:center When every day they're afraid to go to school 01:05:49.235 --> 01:05:51.035 align:center because they may not come out alive? 01:05:51.776 --> 01:05:53.555 align:center If this isn't the country you recognize, 01:05:54.495 --> 01:05:56.736 align:center if this isn't the country you want to recognize, 01:05:57.001 --> 01:05:59.387 align:center donate to Hakeem Atkins for Senate. 01:06:00.216 --> 01:06:01.216 align:center I got you. 01:06:06.436 --> 01:06:07.615 align:center Donate to Hakeem 01:06:07.616 --> 01:06:09.996 align:center and fuck my creampie pussy. 01:06:13.006 --> 01:06:16.045 align:center I want to lick the shit off your dick 01:06:16.046 --> 01:06:18.266 align:center after you donate to Hakeem. 01:06:19.186 --> 01:06:20.425 align:center Did you really come up 01:06:20.426 --> 01:06:21.786 align:center with all those things she's saying? 01:06:22.185 --> 01:06:23.326 align:center Finger me. 01:06:24.366 --> 01:06:25.366 align:center Yes. 01:06:25.426 --> 01:06:26.525 align:center Finger me. 01:06:26.526 --> 01:06:28.486 align:center You remember that picture I sent you 01:06:29.306 --> 01:06:30.306 align:center of my dick? 01:06:31.205 --> 01:06:33.866 align:center Can't go wrong, right? 01:06:35.046 --> 01:06:36.046 align:center Like your dad? 01:06:39.937 --> 01:06:41.700 align:center Creampie pussy. 01:06:43.397 --> 01:06:45.392 align:center Creampie pussy. 01:06:47.488 --> 01:06:50.381 align:center Oh, shit. Oh! Fuck. 01:06:51.679 --> 01:06:52.876 align:center Let's go! 01:07:00.193 --> 01:07:01.424 align:center Thrush. 01:07:02.588 --> 01:07:03.819 align:center Thrush. 01:07:21.680 --> 01:07:23.310 align:center Look at this. 01:07:23.443 --> 01:07:25.672 align:center My son, the salesman, can't go wrong. 01:07:25.805 --> 01:07:27.805 align:center - Right, buddy? - That's right. 01:07:29.805 --> 01:07:30.805 align:center Let's go. 01:07:33.601 --> 01:07:36.626 align:center ♪ 'Cause I'm running From the law ♪ 01:07:36.756 --> 01:07:39.256 align:center That's Supes's girl. You remember Supes, right? 01:07:39.395 --> 01:07:40.395 align:center Yeah. 01:07:40.527 --> 01:07:42.893 align:center What'll you have to drink, Sol? On the old man. 01:07:43.026 --> 01:07:44.825 align:center Whatever you're having, Dad. 01:07:45.524 --> 01:07:48.356 align:center ♪ Gotta see my mind blown ♪ 01:07:50.955 --> 01:07:52.655 align:center Oh. I'm sorry. This is Balthy. 01:07:53.395 --> 01:07:54.455 align:center He's from New York. 01:07:56.174 --> 01:07:58.123 align:center Balthy, what kind of name is Balthy, huh? 01:07:58.784 --> 01:07:59.842 align:center It's French. 01:07:59.974 --> 01:08:01.164 align:center It's a man's name. 01:08:03.676 --> 01:08:06.715 align:center You guys, uh, smoke some wacky tobacky 01:08:06.736 --> 01:08:08.536 align:center on the way over here, huh? Is that what it is? 01:08:08.776 --> 01:08:09.776 align:center Watch it, kid. 01:08:09.875 --> 01:08:12.101 align:center Yeah. Come on, Frenchie, come over here. Get you a seat. 01:08:15.106 --> 01:08:17.526 align:center Now, look at that, family business. 01:08:18.085 --> 01:08:19.706 align:center - Yeah. - I bet that 2500's 01:08:20.585 --> 01:08:22.726 align:center burning a hole in your pocket as we speak. 01:08:23.184 --> 01:08:26.406 align:center Ah. Yeah, well, I need to pay rent on Grandma's trailer. 01:08:26.644 --> 01:08:28.106 align:center No, no. 01:08:28.366 --> 01:08:30.924 align:center In this business, you have got to take what you made 01:08:30.925 --> 01:08:32.326 align:center and invest it. 01:08:32.646 --> 01:08:33.924 align:center That's the only way to make more. 01:08:33.925 --> 01:08:36.186 align:center Basic principles of capitalism. 01:08:37.644 --> 01:08:38.644 align:center Of America. 01:08:38.644 --> 01:08:39.644 align:center Of America. 01:08:40.005 --> 01:08:42.005 align:center - You understand? - Yeah. 01:08:42.246 --> 01:08:43.826 align:center No, I don't. I don't understand. 01:08:45.045 --> 01:08:46.206 align:center Well, that's okay. 01:08:46.606 --> 01:08:48.866 align:center We are inviting you to invest, 01:08:49.166 --> 01:08:51.326 align:center inviting you into distribution. 01:08:51.526 --> 01:08:53.446 align:center Money that makes money. 01:08:53.590 --> 01:08:56.469 align:center - Yeah. Fuck yeah, huh? - Oh. 01:08:58.666 --> 01:09:00.566 align:center What's this? What's your deal, man? 01:09:01.644 --> 01:09:04.066 align:center He autistic? He looks autistic. 01:09:04.446 --> 01:09:06.545 align:center So you get your 25 on what, Monday, right? 01:09:06.706 --> 01:09:10.106 align:center Instead, you sign that sales slip over to me right now. 01:09:10.224 --> 01:09:12.166 align:center On Wednesday, you get four grand. 01:09:13.206 --> 01:09:14.206 align:center Four grand? 01:09:14.566 --> 01:09:15.764 align:center I just give you my slip. 01:09:15.844 --> 01:09:17.044 align:center I don't have to sell anything? 01:09:17.166 --> 01:09:18.805 align:center Shit. You think Supes and me 01:09:18.806 --> 01:09:21.446 align:center still bust our hump going door to door to unload this crap? 01:09:21.706 --> 01:09:22.866 align:center Hell fucking no. 01:09:23.526 --> 01:09:24.526 align:center You got that slip? 01:09:26.045 --> 01:09:27.126 align:center No, I left it at home. 01:09:28.285 --> 01:09:29.285 align:center Huh. 01:09:30.706 --> 01:09:32.385 align:center Hell, you know what? 01:09:32.986 --> 01:09:35.306 align:center Why don't he just bring it 'round the conference tomorrow? 01:09:35.425 --> 01:09:36.425 align:center How about that? 01:09:37.418 --> 01:09:39.300 align:center - There's an idea. - Right? 01:09:40.806 --> 01:09:41.986 align:center What do you say, kid? 01:09:42.586 --> 01:09:45.126 align:center A sale like this, we have to put you on stage. 01:09:45.184 --> 01:09:46.406 align:center Of course, man. 01:09:46.644 --> 01:09:49.184 align:center That's Thrush legendary shit right there. 01:09:50.266 --> 01:09:51.806 align:center Hey, hey, hey, you know what? 01:09:51.866 --> 01:09:53.366 align:center Stage right there. Get up on it. 01:09:53.446 --> 01:09:54.446 align:center Give us a taste. 01:09:54.866 --> 01:09:56.375 align:center - Right now? - You bet your ass, man. 01:09:56.376 --> 01:09:57.936 align:center Yeah, man! Get up on that goddamn stage. 01:09:58.106 --> 01:09:59.466 align:center - Show us how it's done. - Come on. 01:10:06.746 --> 01:10:08.526 align:center Suffering builds winning. 01:10:09.246 --> 01:10:11.566 align:center - Hey, hey, hey! - That's my fucking line. 01:10:11.666 --> 01:10:13.805 align:center You used my goddamn line, man? 01:10:13.925 --> 01:10:16.306 align:center Can't go wrong with big Beav or little Beav. 01:10:16.866 --> 01:10:19.045 align:center Why don't you quit making assumptions, Kate. 01:10:19.106 --> 01:10:21.406 align:center - Yeah, Kate. - Check him out for yourself. 01:10:22.206 --> 01:10:23.665 align:center Yeah. Why don't you, uh, 01:10:23.666 --> 01:10:25.306 align:center why don't you give little Beav a tug? 01:10:26.098 --> 01:10:28.602 align:center Why don'tcha... Do it! 01:10:28.846 --> 01:10:29.985 align:center I'm just kidding. 01:10:29.986 --> 01:10:31.466 align:center I'm just fucking with you, sweetheart. 01:10:31.507 --> 01:10:32.521 align:center I'll do it. Oh, Katy, he ain't... 01:10:32.545 --> 01:10:35.605 align:center - Whoa! - Dad! 01:10:35.606 --> 01:10:36.726 align:center He's not little at all. 01:10:39.326 --> 01:10:40.326 align:center - Hell yeah. - Yeah. 01:10:42.706 --> 01:10:44.866 align:center - Okay. - Laughing boy loves it. 01:10:45.505 --> 01:10:47.706 align:center Yeah, man. Laughing boy does love it. 01:10:49.585 --> 01:10:50.585 align:center So listen. 01:10:51.106 --> 01:10:52.585 align:center Four grand could pay a lot of rent 01:10:52.586 --> 01:10:54.326 align:center on that cunt's oversized outhouse. 01:10:54.946 --> 01:10:56.986 align:center Can you not call her that, please, Dad? 01:10:57.246 --> 01:10:59.486 align:center You're right. He's right. 01:11:00.186 --> 01:11:01.186 align:center She and I have had our 01:11:01.187 --> 01:11:02.542 align:center differences over the years... 01:11:02.566 --> 01:11:04.835 align:center but I get that she means a lot to you. 01:11:04.836 --> 01:11:06.442 align:center And, hey, I respect that. 01:11:06.466 --> 01:11:09.005 align:center This is a privileged position 01:11:09.006 --> 01:11:10.285 align:center we're offering you here, Solly. 01:11:11.344 --> 01:11:13.332 align:center - Distribution. - I know. 01:11:14.614 --> 01:11:16.806 align:center This is me being a good father to you. 01:11:18.020 --> 01:11:19.571 align:center Guiding you, son. 01:11:20.146 --> 01:11:21.146 align:center I got you. 01:11:21.586 --> 01:11:22.586 align:center It's a grift. 01:11:25.085 --> 01:11:26.306 align:center What? What'd you say? 01:11:28.346 --> 01:11:29.585 align:center Um, it's a grift. 01:11:30.366 --> 01:11:31.745 align:center He's making you care about something 01:11:31.746 --> 01:11:32.786 align:center so he can take your money. 01:11:32.846 --> 01:11:34.406 align:center Solly, who the fuck is this kid? 01:11:34.536 --> 01:11:35.621 align:center - Shut the fuck up. - It's a grifty grifty. 01:11:35.645 --> 01:11:36.866 align:center Shut the fuck up, Balthy. 01:11:38.145 --> 01:11:40.366 align:center You believe I met this little freak online? 01:11:41.386 --> 01:11:43.185 align:center And then he shows up out of nowhere 01:11:43.186 --> 01:11:45.346 align:center and starts following me around like a retarded puppy. 01:11:45.489 --> 01:11:47.485 align:center Listen, Balthazar, 01:11:48.306 --> 01:11:49.866 align:center why don't you go wait outside in the car 01:11:49.906 --> 01:11:51.006 align:center and let the real men talk? 01:11:51.136 --> 01:11:53.066 align:center Yeah. You tell him, son. 01:11:54.111 --> 01:11:55.386 align:center I didn't just show up. 01:11:56.826 --> 01:11:59.106 align:center I came here to stop you from shooting up a school. 01:12:01.904 --> 01:12:03.283 align:center What'd he say? What'd you say? 01:12:03.975 --> 01:12:06.196 align:center I came here to stop him from shooting up a school. 01:12:06.301 --> 01:12:07.411 align:center Hey, Balthy. Balthy, shut up! 01:12:07.412 --> 01:12:08.473 align:center Shut the fuck up! What school? 01:12:08.497 --> 01:12:09.528 align:center - He showed me his plans. - Shut up! 01:12:09.529 --> 01:12:10.552 align:center - You said you were gonna do it. - Know what? 01:12:10.576 --> 01:12:12.289 align:center - Like in Arkansas City. - What... 01:12:12.290 --> 01:12:13.911 align:center What did you just say about Arkansas City? 01:12:13.935 --> 01:12:15.104 align:center Okay. 01:12:15.256 --> 01:12:16.816 align:center What did you say about Arkansas City? 01:12:16.957 --> 01:12:19.084 align:center He sent me videos of kids getting shot. 01:12:19.227 --> 01:12:20.397 align:center In Arkansas City? 01:12:20.538 --> 01:12:22.038 align:center I told you he had people there. 01:12:22.062 --> 01:12:23.694 align:center Fucking fuck off, Beaver. 01:12:23.836 --> 01:12:25.095 align:center I said shut the fuck up. 01:12:25.233 --> 01:12:26.484 align:center He's joking. He's high. 01:12:26.623 --> 01:12:28.014 align:center So you think this is funny, huh? 01:12:28.153 --> 01:12:29.438 align:center Is that what you guys both think? 01:12:29.578 --> 01:12:31.211 align:center This is fucking funny, huh? 01:12:32.219 --> 01:12:35.486 align:center It's death. Real death. 01:12:40.943 --> 01:12:42.263 align:center You son of a bitch. 01:12:42.403 --> 01:12:43.491 align:center You think this is funny, huh? 01:12:43.515 --> 01:12:44.623 align:center Huh? 01:12:44.647 --> 01:12:45.738 align:center - What? - Hey, hey! 01:12:45.869 --> 01:12:47.332 align:center - Are you planning something? - No! I'm not. 01:12:47.356 --> 01:12:49.645 align:center - Are you planning something? - I'm not, I was trolling him. 01:12:49.669 --> 01:12:51.387 align:center Oh, so you think this is funny, huh? 01:12:51.519 --> 01:12:54.823 align:center Do you know what a. 223 did to my little cousin's face? 01:12:54.956 --> 01:12:56.556 align:center Huh? Okay, I'll show you. How about that? 01:12:56.699 --> 01:12:59.232 align:center I'll take this fucking dart, huh, 01:12:59.395 --> 01:13:02.092 align:center and I'll shove it through your goddamn ear. 01:13:02.256 --> 01:13:03.676 align:center - You stupid son of a bitch! - Dad! 01:13:03.819 --> 01:13:07.021 align:center I'll shove this dart through your goddamn fucking ear. 01:13:07.163 --> 01:13:09.833 align:center - How about that? - Hey, hey! 01:13:09.975 --> 01:13:12.336 align:center Break this shit up right now. Take it outside. 01:13:15.364 --> 01:13:16.797 align:center Get the fuck out of here. 01:13:16.927 --> 01:13:18.067 align:center Go. 01:13:20.868 --> 01:13:22.920 align:center Take your loser kid 01:13:23.050 --> 01:13:25.363 align:center and you fuck off before I gut him. 01:13:25.916 --> 01:13:28.116 align:center - We're about to close. - Get him out! 01:13:28.833 --> 01:13:30.409 align:center - Get out of here, Sol. - Go now! 01:13:30.433 --> 01:13:31.608 align:center Go. 01:13:32.553 --> 01:13:34.353 align:center Now! 01:13:38.950 --> 01:13:40.615 align:center Hey! Sol, Sol. 01:13:40.745 --> 01:13:42.671 align:center Hold up, hold up. 01:13:47.306 --> 01:13:48.665 align:center Hey, listen, man. 01:13:49.806 --> 01:13:50.806 align:center Uh... 01:13:50.906 --> 01:13:53.586 align:center about that deal, distribution? 01:13:55.505 --> 01:13:56.505 align:center You in? 01:13:59.106 --> 01:14:00.425 align:center Gotta pay rent. 01:14:01.421 --> 01:14:03.181 align:center Dad, me and Grandma are gonna get kicked out. 01:14:03.305 --> 01:14:05.505 align:center Oh for Christ's sake, Solomon, are you a man or what? 01:14:06.366 --> 01:14:07.845 align:center Are you my son or not? 01:14:09.386 --> 01:14:11.946 align:center Now I need the money before you said I'd get it. 01:14:13.406 --> 01:14:14.406 align:center Okay. 01:14:15.465 --> 01:14:16.465 align:center That's fine. 01:14:17.286 --> 01:14:19.066 align:center I get it. I'll get it Wednesday. 01:14:23.005 --> 01:14:24.005 align:center You will? 01:14:24.441 --> 01:14:26.591 align:center Yeah. Yeah. Right. 01:14:30.456 --> 01:14:31.656 align:center I'm sorry, Dad. 01:14:33.296 --> 01:14:35.065 align:center You fucking embarrass me like that. 01:14:35.066 --> 01:14:36.275 align:center Dad, I can't. 01:14:36.276 --> 01:14:37.615 align:center - You... - I can't. 01:14:37.616 --> 01:14:39.216 align:center - Give me that money! - Dad, I can't. 01:14:40.996 --> 01:14:42.129 align:center - Give me that money! - No! 01:14:42.153 --> 01:14:44.699 align:center Stand up! 01:14:44.700 --> 01:14:45.736 align:center Oh, man. 01:14:46.246 --> 01:14:47.446 align:center 'Course you're going to whine. 01:14:47.496 --> 01:14:49.635 align:center Don't be showing up at that conference 01:14:49.636 --> 01:14:51.096 align:center begging me to be your daddy. 01:14:51.996 --> 01:14:53.556 align:center You make me sick, Solomon. 01:15:17.283 --> 01:15:18.436 align:center Where am I sleeping? 01:15:23.555 --> 01:15:24.555 align:center On the floor? 01:15:35.535 --> 01:15:36.535 align:center Waste of my time. 01:15:44.066 --> 01:15:45.626 align:center You're a waste of time, Solomon. 01:16:53.206 --> 01:16:54.966 align:center Are you ready for war? 01:16:58.032 --> 01:16:59.790 align:center Balthazar. 01:17:05.406 --> 01:17:07.206 align:center Aren't you going to tell me where we're going? 01:17:07.313 --> 01:17:08.750 align:center The source. 01:17:09.341 --> 01:17:10.925 align:center Going to the source. 01:17:11.626 --> 01:17:12.786 align:center I get what I want. 01:17:14.026 --> 01:17:15.126 align:center You get what you want. 01:17:36.055 --> 01:17:37.055 align:center What is this? 01:18:06.456 --> 01:18:08.456 align:center Everyone always said I was this thing. 01:18:09.156 --> 01:18:10.276 align:center I've tried to be that thing. 01:18:11.416 --> 01:18:12.876 align:center I've tried not to be that thing. 01:18:15.006 --> 01:18:16.426 align:center But I guess I am what I am. 01:18:17.445 --> 01:18:18.665 align:center You just let me get my dad. 01:18:19.786 --> 01:18:21.806 align:center And after that, take me out. 01:18:25.626 --> 01:18:27.626 align:center Make sure my grandma gets the money from that sale. 01:18:31.406 --> 01:18:33.265 align:center It's not even a school. No one's going to care. 01:18:38.365 --> 01:18:39.845 align:center You ready to be a hero, Balthazar? 01:18:43.679 --> 01:18:45.025 align:center Hey. 01:18:55.755 --> 01:18:57.195 align:center Let's go. 01:19:00.206 --> 01:19:01.306 align:center Come on, Balthazar. 01:19:24.864 --> 01:19:26.323 align:center Balthy, come on. 01:19:27.035 --> 01:19:28.035 align:center Solomon. 01:19:28.455 --> 01:19:29.656 align:center Whoa, whoa, whoa! 01:19:29.715 --> 01:19:32.236 align:center What the hell are you doing? You crazy? 01:19:33.196 --> 01:19:34.196 align:center Okay. 01:19:34.196 --> 01:19:35.196 align:center Please! 01:19:35.574 --> 01:19:38.221 align:center Okay. Solly. Hey. 01:19:42.255 --> 01:19:44.035 align:center Is this about last night? 01:19:48.906 --> 01:19:50.346 align:center I fell off the wagon. 01:19:51.066 --> 01:19:54.386 align:center And I will admit that I got a little out of hand. 01:19:54.885 --> 01:19:56.866 align:center I am a work in progress, Solomon. 01:19:57.826 --> 01:19:58.826 align:center Okay? 01:20:00.305 --> 01:20:02.106 align:center Those the guns I got you for your birthday? 01:20:04.126 --> 01:20:05.586 align:center You got them to me to hide. 01:20:07.966 --> 01:20:08.966 align:center Okay. 01:20:09.206 --> 01:20:10.845 align:center You know what? I fucked up. 01:20:11.765 --> 01:20:15.586 align:center And I've been fucking up for a long time. 01:20:16.046 --> 01:20:17.844 align:center I would like to try to change. 01:20:17.845 --> 01:20:19.645 align:center I'm trying to change for us. 01:20:24.156 --> 01:20:25.575 align:center Don't do anything you'll regret. 01:20:34.456 --> 01:20:35.616 align:center I'm your daddy. 01:20:41.555 --> 01:20:42.736 align:center I love you. 01:20:50.926 --> 01:20:52.115 align:center Stop! 01:20:52.956 --> 01:20:53.956 align:center Okay. 01:20:54.796 --> 01:20:55.796 align:center Okay. 01:20:56.396 --> 01:20:57.396 align:center Okay. 01:20:58.696 --> 01:20:59.696 align:center Balthy, he's my dad. 01:21:00.776 --> 01:21:01.836 align:center Balthy, he's my dad! 01:21:03.435 --> 01:21:04.435 align:center Put it down! 01:21:41.209 --> 01:21:42.714 align:center Balthy... 01:21:44.555 --> 01:21:46.236 align:center Could you... 01:21:46.736 --> 01:21:48.376 align:center Will you stay just one more night? 01:21:56.406 --> 01:21:58.746 align:center Hey, what's the matter, Solly? 01:21:59.506 --> 01:22:00.506 align:center You okay? 01:22:00.644 --> 01:22:02.274 align:center Hey, Sol? 01:22:07.995 --> 01:22:09.915 align:center They have taxis here, don't they? 01:22:14.841 --> 01:22:15.884 align:center Balthy. 01:22:16.994 --> 01:22:17.994 align:center Please. 01:22:18.495 --> 01:22:19.915 align:center Please just be my friend. 01:22:20.555 --> 01:22:21.555 align:center Stop. 01:22:23.015 --> 01:22:25.156 align:center I can't believe I thought you were a school shooter. 01:22:26.455 --> 01:22:27.455 align:center Look at you. 01:22:29.746 --> 01:22:31.366 align:center Stop crying. It's disgusting. 01:22:34.055 --> 01:22:35.215 align:center You hate me, 01:22:36.675 --> 01:22:38.415 align:center don't you? You think I'm pathetic? 01:22:38.715 --> 01:22:40.755 align:center Yes, I do. Yes. Yes, yes, yes. 01:22:40.975 --> 01:22:42.776 align:center You're just a poor, dumb loser. 01:22:47.316 --> 01:22:49.875 align:center I'm gonna rip this up if you don't stop crying, Solomon. 01:22:50.736 --> 01:22:53.755 align:center No! No. 01:23:02.246 --> 01:23:03.446 align:center What are you doing? 01:23:04.026 --> 01:23:05.026 align:center Stop it! 01:23:35.156 --> 01:23:36.360 align:center Grandma! 01:24:04.986 --> 01:24:06.026 align:center What did you do? 01:24:06.418 --> 01:24:07.418 align:center It's not my fault. 01:24:07.685 --> 01:24:08.906 align:center It's not my fault. 01:24:30.972 --> 01:24:32.320 align:center Balthazar. 01:24:33.514 --> 01:24:34.978 align:center Balthazar! 01:24:47.956 --> 01:24:49.836 align:center This is what you wanted, right? 01:24:54.756 --> 01:24:55.976 align:center Here I am. 01:25:16.856 --> 01:25:18.721 align:center What the fuck's going on, Solly? 01:25:18.855 --> 01:25:20.786 align:center Shut the fuck up, Myron! 01:25:21.286 --> 01:25:22.286 align:center Shit! 01:25:23.265 --> 01:25:24.666 align:center Shut the fuck up. 01:26:13.305 --> 01:26:16.105 align:center Hi. You've reached the voicemail of life coach 01:26:16.106 --> 01:26:18.145 align:center and personal chief of staff Antony Kelly. 01:26:18.546 --> 01:26:19.946 align:center Please leave your name and number 01:26:20.126 --> 01:26:21.826 align:center and I'll get back to you ASAP. 01:26:22.406 --> 01:26:24.506 align:center And please, always remember, 01:26:25.226 --> 01:26:26.226 align:center be kind. 01:26:27.205 --> 01:26:30.085 align:center Antony, it's me. Um, I'm in Arlington, Texas. 01:26:30.265 --> 01:26:31.745 align:center Will you contact Dad's legal team? 01:26:43.550 --> 01:26:45.086 align:center So, he just went crazy? 01:26:48.055 --> 01:26:49.696 align:center I just wanted to be his friend. 01:26:51.375 --> 01:26:53.335 align:center I came here to stop him from shooting up a school. 01:26:55.415 --> 01:26:56.675 align:center He showed me his plans 01:26:58.515 --> 01:26:59.795 align:center like in Arkansas City. 01:27:35.266 --> 01:27:37.145 align:center ♪ Yo, Jimmy was Your average teen ♪ 01:27:37.279 --> 01:27:38.555 align:center ♪ A brainiac whiz ♪ 01:27:38.689 --> 01:27:39.806 align:center ♪ Who invented a machine To catch ghosts ♪ 01:27:39.830 --> 01:27:41.206 align:center ♪ Track them with EVP ♪ 01:27:41.341 --> 01:27:43.421 align:center ♪ And zap them With a subatomic laser beam ♪ 01:27:43.556 --> 01:27:45.615 align:center ♪ One night He was out ghost hunting ♪ 01:27:45.616 --> 01:27:47.615 align:center ♪ But Jimmy accidentally hit The wrong button ♪ 01:27:47.616 --> 01:27:49.655 align:center ♪ He tried to make it stop But it was too late ♪ 01:27:49.656 --> 01:27:51.676 align:center ♪ Jimmy's DNA Had started to mutate ♪ 01:27:51.811 --> 01:27:53.628 align:center ♪ When Jimmy got zapped The ghost did too ♪ 01:27:53.763 --> 01:27:55.816 align:center ♪ They both got trapped And their souls got fused ♪ 01:27:55.951 --> 01:27:57.811 align:center ♪ His eyes turned green And his hair turned blue ♪ 01:27:57.835 --> 01:28:00.057 align:center ♪ But he can do things That a ghost can do ♪ 01:28:00.192 --> 01:28:02.153 align:center ♪ Float through the walls of His high school classroom ♪ 01:28:02.177 --> 01:28:03.928 align:center ♪ Blast other ghosts With his ectoplasm ♪ 01:28:04.062 --> 01:28:05.610 align:center ♪ Jimmy's got powers That no one has ♪ 01:28:05.746 --> 01:28:08.404 align:center ♪ Half ghost, half kid That's Jimmy Phantasm ♪ 01:28:19.075 --> 01:28:20.219 align:center Balthazar? 01:28:34.356 --> 01:28:37.196 align:center Are you sure you're okay, honey? 01:28:39.156 --> 01:28:40.156 align:center Yeah. 01:28:43.305 --> 01:28:44.305 align:center I'm fine. 01:28:48.036 --> 01:28:51.276 align:center I saw you're speaking at the convention tomorrow. 01:28:51.876 --> 01:28:52.955 align:center Yeah, yeah. 01:28:53.196 --> 01:28:54.896 align:center I'm trying to get my story out. 01:28:55.455 --> 01:28:57.555 align:center Well, I'll be there. 01:28:59.915 --> 01:29:03.015 align:center Balthazar, this is our host, Armand Lewis. 01:29:03.555 --> 01:29:04.755 align:center Balthazar. Hello. 01:29:05.276 --> 01:29:07.035 align:center Uh, I hear you like to go by Balthy. 01:29:07.656 --> 01:29:10.276 align:center - Uh, Balthazar, please. - Got it. 01:29:12.695 --> 01:29:13.695 align:center Uh, we good to go? 01:29:16.035 --> 01:29:17.395 align:center Okay. So they're gonna roll, 01:29:17.615 --> 01:29:19.295 align:center and I'm just gonna ask you a few questions. 01:29:19.595 --> 01:29:20.595 align:center That sound all right with you? 01:29:20.596 --> 01:29:22.495 align:center Mm-hmm. One sec, please. 01:29:29.716 --> 01:29:33.856 align:center Okay. In five, four, three... 01:29:35.276 --> 01:29:36.336 align:center Balthazar Malone. 01:29:36.916 --> 01:29:37.916 align:center Let's get right to it. 01:29:38.835 --> 01:29:40.755 align:center Some say you're a hero. 01:29:41.776 --> 01:29:43.835 align:center Some say murderer. 01:29:45.116 --> 01:29:48.036 align:center Others say you're just another victim 01:29:48.576 --> 01:29:53.016 align:center in a hopeless epidemic that only children in America face. 01:29:54.916 --> 01:29:56.816 align:center So, in your own words, Balthazar. 01:29:58.835 --> 01:29:59.956 align:center How do you see yourself? 01:30:14.181 --> 01:30:16.086 align:center It's okay. Take your time. 01:30:20.555 --> 01:30:23.475 align:center I mean, there's one test that damn near everybody's got it. 01:30:23.595 --> 01:30:24.975 align:center Put your hand up for me like this. 01:30:25.995 --> 01:30:27.635 align:center Okay. There you go. Right there. 01:30:27.835 --> 01:30:29.736 align:center This and this. Right, Supes? 01:30:48.501 --> 01:30:49.703 align:center We... 01:30:51.406 --> 01:30:52.486 align:center are fighting... 01:30:54.414 --> 01:30:55.414 align:center for our... 01:31:12.224 --> 01:31:15.722 align:center ♪ Tired of misbehaving ♪ 01:31:15.844 --> 01:31:17.942 align:center ♪ Call those shots Upon those pricks ♪ 01:31:18.064 --> 01:31:21.683 align:center ♪ We're fixing to skin 'em ♪ 01:31:21.805 --> 01:31:23.296 align:center ♪ Every trickster knows ♪ 01:31:23.417 --> 01:31:26.519 align:center ♪ There's an onslaught ♪ 01:31:26.641 --> 01:31:31.082 align:center ♪ And every city's Flooded with cocaine ♪ 01:31:31.203 --> 01:31:35.644 align:center ♪ Fuck a broken backbone ♪ 01:31:35.765 --> 01:31:39.232 align:center ♪ You're wasted On this site ♪ 01:31:39.355 --> 01:31:42.669 align:center ♪ Did you earn To belong here? ♪ 01:31:43.947 --> 01:31:47.840 align:center ♪ This ain't no place For a sightseer ♪ 01:31:50.638 --> 01:31:54.105 align:center ♪ Looking for promotion ♪ 01:31:54.227 --> 01:31:56.082 align:center ♪ Mitigate a problem ♪ 01:31:56.204 --> 01:32:00.097 align:center ♪ Then dump it in the ocean ♪ 01:32:00.218 --> 01:32:04.659 align:center ♪ Nurse onto these grudges For my sake ♪ 01:32:04.781 --> 01:32:08.826 align:center ♪ Here grievances run Within the family ♪ 01:32:09.890 --> 01:32:14.118 align:center ♪ Meddle into interest ♪ 01:32:14.240 --> 01:32:17.525 align:center ♪ Where business You got none ♪ 01:32:17.646 --> 01:32:20.992 align:center ♪ See yourself Deemed a stressor ♪ 01:32:21.934 --> 01:32:25.798 align:center ♪ Every man is Someone's successor ♪ 01:32:26.679 --> 01:32:28.321 align:center ♪ Yeah ♪ 01:32:29.265 --> 01:32:32.185 align:center ♪ Beating on an iron door ♪ 01:32:33.675 --> 01:32:37.263 align:center ♪ You're looking Like an animal ♪ 01:32:38.845 --> 01:32:41.948 align:center ♪ Cock the hammer Tuck it in ♪ 01:32:43.408 --> 01:32:46.540 align:center ♪ We keep it close We keep with kin ♪ 01:32:47.817 --> 01:32:49.733 align:center ♪ Vendetta ♪ 01:32:52.562 --> 01:32:54.661 align:center ♪ Vendetta ♪ 01:32:56.698 --> 01:32:59.162 align:center ♪ I'ma gonna getcha ♪ 01:33:17.015 --> 01:33:20.087 align:center ♪ The plates From which we eat from ♪ 01:33:21.243 --> 01:33:25.805 align:center ♪ Life in the trenches Of a Ponzi scheme to come ♪ 01:33:26.808 --> 01:33:28.238 align:center ♪ Cutthroat contract ♪ 01:33:28.360 --> 01:33:31.614 align:center ♪ Jackleg wildflower ♪ 01:33:31.736 --> 01:33:36.176 align:center ♪ A nettle In the nursery humdrum ♪ 01:33:36.298 --> 01:33:40.709 align:center ♪ Hellbent chasing paper ♪ 01:33:40.830 --> 01:33:43.750 align:center ♪ Upon a mile of road ♪ 01:33:43.871 --> 01:33:47.399 align:center ♪ Buyer, seller Seller and buyer ♪ 01:33:48.494 --> 01:33:52.935 align:center ♪ How much are you Taking for hire? ♪ 01:33:53.057 --> 01:33:54.213 align:center ♪ Yeah ♪ 01:33:55.703 --> 01:33:59.048 align:center ♪ Beating on an iron door ♪ 01:34:00.204 --> 01:34:03.884 align:center ♪ You're looking Like an animal ♪ 01:34:05.101 --> 01:34:08.568 align:center ♪ Cock the hammer Tuck it in ♪ 01:34:10.058 --> 01:34:14.104 align:center ♪ We keep it close We keep with kin ♪ 01:34:14.225 --> 01:34:16.354 align:center ♪ Vendetta ♪ 01:34:19.152 --> 01:34:21.312 align:center ♪ Vendetta ♪ 01:34:23.258 --> 01:34:26.087 align:center ♪ I'ma gonna getcha ♪ 01:34:28.733 --> 01:34:30.861 align:center ♪ Vendetta ♪ 01:34:33.630 --> 01:34:35.667 align:center ♪ Vendetta ♪ 01:34:38.222 --> 01:34:40.686 align:center ♪ Vendetta ♪ 01:34:42.419 --> 01:34:45.430 align:center ♪ I'ma gonna getcha ♪ 01:34:48.320 --> 01:34:49.840 align:center ♪ Vendetta ♪