2 Sanjay will be a perfect groom.
Going to?
He already is.
You made us wait
forever for the turmeric ceremony, Sanju.
It wasn't my fault—
it was Misti's doing.
It took four years to win her heart.
What an attitude!
Ran out of girls, huh?
What else could I do, aunty?
It was love, truly.
What's troubling him?
Uncle,
what happened?
Why are you crying?
Come, sit beside me, uncle.
No.
Come, put turmeric on me.
No.
Uncle...
Won't you put turmeric on me?
Come on.
Take it.
See how fast you've grown, son.
Yes, uncle.
Soon, you'll be getting married,
Yes.
and I'll be there to see it.
You've moved forward
I've left far behind.
Sanju's tying the knot.
You should be happy.
I'm happy for him, brother
But sad for myself.
I've realised something.
No one loves me.
That's not true.
What do you mean? Everyone loves you.
- Really? - Tell him we all do.
We do.
Ved is everyone's favourite.
Look at me, uncle.
We all love you.
Then find me a bride too.
What has happened with you suddenly?
Suddenly?
Suddenly I've turned 50?
Nephew's getting married,
but uncle's still single.
But, uncle, isn't "spinster" just for women?
Exactly.
I'm asking for a bride.
Weddings need planning.
Everything's set.
Look here.
But Ved,
these plans are for Sanju's wedding?
Yes.
Why can't uncle and nephew get married together?
You'd save a fortune.
What about the bride?
Do I have to do everything?
I'm taking responsibility to get married
Finding a bride is on you.
You're making a scene, Ved.
My life's a joke now, brother.
Uncle, I'll find a bride for you
and get you married.
Right?
Yes, we promise.
We'll make it happen.
Promise me?
It's a promise.
I don't trust you. Put it in writing.
Writing?
Sanju, write down that everyone will get me married soon
with your thumb print.
Thumbprint?
Yes. Thumbprint.
Signatures can be faked,
but not thumbprints.
Biometric security.
He's clever with these things.
Lappu, grab a sheet of paper.
Going on...
Go on, get it.
- You too, Lappu. - Me?
Biometric
Alright then.
Aunty...
Drums.
Aren't you giving him his medication?
Actually, the medicine causes him loose motions.
Why are you brushing off his mental illness?
This condition worsens over time.
It deteriorates daily.
We'll ensure he takes his pills, sir.
Lappu...
Is it that hard to say yes?
Yes, Dad.
His report shows cognitive decline.
This needs urgent attention.
Urgent?
What should we do, doctor? Please tell me.
Admit him to Kake Hospital.
As soon as possible.
I'll arrange it.
I've already prescribed meds...
You arrange shifting.
What the...
He took everyone's thumbprints?
I completelly missed...
He might've cut off your thumb.
He said, "This is biometric,
it can't be changed."
Uncle won't change either.
The thing is...
I feel sorry for uncle.
Sorry!
Brother Sanju, you feel sorry
because you just flew in from America.
We deal with him every day.
- Ask brother Sudda.
Exactly.
Stop the nonsense, alright?
The doctor said he needs to be admitted to Kake.
Really?
I've said that since childhood.
Get lost, man!
He's my uncle.
So, isn't he mine too?
Isn't he my uncle?
He means more to you than any of us.
What do you mean?
You two share many traits.
He's already there...
and you're right behind him. I'll slap you.
Look at him...
You're laughing too?
You think I'm crazy.
I'll see you later.
There's been a major blast at Beyur Central Jail.
Bhura Lal Singh...
the man it took forces from four states to catch.
Well done, Guddu.
Brilliant.
Push harder...
Want me to push more?
Brother, it's you?
All work done?
I've completed all assignments, brother.
Everything's set.
- Is that so? - Yes.
Did you arrange a car for the priest?
Sent it out early this morning.
What about the car for the sister-in-law?
Two top-model Innovas, with bouquets.
- And look here...
Your special delivery's arrived too.
Perfect.
Get it loaded into the car.
Come on, everyone. Give me a hand.
You know, Sanjay,
you can get bail for murder here,
but not for liquor?
Sanjay... here's a gift from me.
Tickets to Bali.
Your wedding present.
You didn't have to.
Why wouldn't I?
Greetings, uncle.
Blessings, where is Sadda?
Sadda's with me right now.
My car broke down.
Your car broke down.
Yes!
Where to send it?
Mahavir Temple.
Mahavir Temple it is.
I'll send it there.
Goodbye.
Blessing.
Tinkle.
Yes, brother.
Listen...
Dispatch a car to Mahavir Temple.
Car?
All vehicles are out, brother.
But I'll arrange a cab.
Why a cab?
This 6162 is still here.
Send that.
But brother, it's already booked.
This is an emergency.
Cancel the booking.
Hand over the keys...
But, brother...
I said keys now...
Why hesitate?
They paid an advance.
Refund it then...
No bookings until Sanju's wedding.
Start the car.
They booked it a month ago.
So what?
It might cause trouble, brother.
- Listen... - What?
Is this another issue?
Not at all, brother.
Then what?
Deepak, start the car.
Brother...
They're rough characters.
Listen. If they're rough,
I've got a temper too.
I'll smash your face in.
Bro... ther...
Was that 6162...?
- That's our ride. - Yes!
What did you do?
I didn't do anything.
He snatched it from me.
I tried to stop him, but...
Snatched it right from you...
Step aside.
Out of my way, Chaubey ji.
Out of my way... Out of my way...
You made a mistake here.
You really messed up...
Tell me.
The boss said it's for brother Sanju's wedding.
Wedding...?
Wedding...
- Where is this...? - Hello?
Yes Boss.
There's been a mix-up.
Changa's vehicle was reassigned to someone else.
Where?
To some brother Suraj...
For his wedding.
Where?
Wedding... Wedding!
Yes.
- Brother. - Yes.
What do you think about the one in yellow?
Not there. Not there.
In front.
Don't stare directly, brother.
Just a quick glance.
A little more to the left.
Yeah...
A girl in Yellow?
Beautiful... she's lovely.
Later...
Not later, brother.
Now's the moment. Seize it.
Sit down. Sit down...
She's married, Ved.
Oh...
She wasn't when I saw her last.
So what's going on?
Just a chat between brothers.
I understand.
We were talking about my wedding.
Enough with the talking.
You should get married, young man.
I've been telling him that.
If you know someone, tell us.
I do...
I know a few.
But you are...
He's my youngest uncle. Uncle Ved.
Uncle, meet my father-in-law.
Father-in-law!
Please... please...
Find me a father-in-law too.
I'm the best son-in-law you can get.
I promise you that.
I don't smoke or drink.
Even my lips are pretty pink.
Ved, enough with the drama.
Now go on. Sanju, take him upstairs.
- I'm not going anywhere. - Come with me.
- No, brother. - Listen, uncle.
You said you know many options.
Then show me some.
Of course.
Of course I do...
Sanju, take your uncle upstairs.
I'm not moving an inch, brother!
You'll never get married, Ved.
That's not true, uncle.
I can never get married...?
No...
You signed that declaration!
Look here. Your thumbprints are on it!
Biometric.
Alright.
The auspicious time is here.
Call the bride and groom.
Sanju.
The priest is calling the groom.
Make the sacrifice, please.
What are you saying, uncle?
Dear God!
No, no...
Have you lost your mind?
Do you realise what you're saying?
This is your nephew's wedding.
It's alright.
And you're talking about your own wedding?
You've lost it completely.
Such an accusation against me!
What are you saying?
Calm down, uncle.
Actually, I'm perfectly calm.
Please...
I brought up my wedding,
and you called me crazy.
That's not true.
Alright.
I can't get married, can I?
No, uncle. That's not true.
Then prepare for my funeral.
- Uncle... - Go ahead and eat.
Eat heartily, everyone.
This isn't a wedding feast.
It's my funeral.
I'll drown myself in the Ganges...
Stop, uncle.
Listen...
Uncle.
Brother...
Go on.
What's happening? Get behind him.
Uncle.
Uncle, stop.
My scooter!
Uncle, stop.
Stop, uncle.
Get in.
Listen to me, uncle.
Stop, uncle.
Uncle.
What are you doing?
- Don't come closer. - Stop. Stop.
I'm going to jump in the Ganges.
But this isn't the Ganges, uncle.
But I'll jump anyway.
You might break some bones, uncle,
then who'll marry you?
A man drowns in rivers without breaking bones.
I will jump...
No, no, uncle.
I promise, uncle.
I'll get you married before I do.
Promise. Promise.
I will.
You promise?
I do.
Come back.
Uncle...!
The magistrate's permission has arrived.
And I spoke to Dr. Asthana at Kake.
He'll admit him there.
Yes.
The difficulty is the ambulance.
So... I'll accompany him.
And take Sadda with me.
What...
I'll go drop off uncle.
Yes.
How can you go?
You're getting married.
The marriage is in two days.
We'll be back by tomorrow afternoon.
Aunty,
Sanjay isn't going alone.
Lappu's going too.
Why me?
We'll return by tomorrow afternoon.
Yes. Don't worry.
Sanju's decision is right.
My heart won't let me stay back.
Mom...
uncle Ved is my responsibility.
I must take care of him.
He's absolutely right.
What do you say, Rai sir?
Absolutely right.
Son-in-law is right too.
Three young men should go.
This is Uncle's luggage.
So, keep it.
Thank you for everything.
Good luck.
Dad, see you.
Take care, son.
Goodbye, uncle.
You can manage, son?
Absolutely.
Let's go then.
Hold this.
Me?
Yes, go on.
Let's go, son.
Feeling good?
Congratulations.
Congrats.
Shall we?
Hey...
Chaubey... Wake up, Chaubey ji!
Drive.
Dozing off.
What...
Those guys are heading for the highway.
That's good.
Our work just got easier.
We'll find a quiet spot and knock them out.
Five hundred eighty kilometres left, according to the map.
If we keep this pace,
we'll be there in seven or eight hours.
The boss said no violence.
The boss told me too...
"Get the job done, no matter what."
Violence way...
Or Non-Violence way...
What's this brother?
It's a checkpoint.
Get off.
Stop. Stop.
Sir... don't wake him.
Wait.
Who's the man sleeping in the back?
That's my uncle.
We're taking him to Kake Hospital.
Alright.
Why the checkpoint?
Look there.
Bhura Lal Singh escaped from jail.
He's dangerous.
Stay alert, everyone.
Move on.
Listen. Listen...
Keep going.
You have a flat tyre at the rear.
What?
Flat tyre?
Rear flat tyre?
What happened? What's he saying?
He says we have a flat tyre!
But I know it isn't.
Check it out.
Don't stop.
It could be robbers on the highway.
Brother's right. Don't stop.
Hey...
They didn't take the bait.
Let's chase them, catch up, Chaubey ji.
Careful.
Hello, son...
Sadda...
barricade!
The road ahead is closed, brother.
Sadda, no!
Sadda! Sadda!
What are you doing, brother?
We'll crash!
Oh God.
- Sadda... - Brother...!
I always trusted brother Sadda.
Keep going.
Stop! Stop!
Look...
I can't take another step.
That's it.
Get up, brother.
No... wait.
Lie down. Lie down.
What? Lie down?
Stay down.
Trust me, you'll be fine.
But... but...
Stay down.
Stop! Stop! Stop!
Is he dead?
Get down!
I said get down!
Unlock it.
Will you keep lying down or come here?
Out. Get out.
Run or get beaten.
Open it.
You were brilliant, brother.
Let's go. Come on.
But...
They even took my 'Funfuniya' goat.
Drive faster.
Call the boss. Tell him we're catching up.
Where to?
Feels good though.
It's been ages since I left the house.
What are you eating, Lappu?
Uncle...
Give me some.
I've got biscuits, Uncle.
Here, have some.
Why tie me up?
Am I being kidnapped?
Kidnapped?
Yes...
It's not what you think, uncle.
I'm not thinking, I can see, Sanju.
When did you switch sides?
I'm not on their side, uncle.
Then why are we going together?
Huh...
For your wedding.
Yes, your wedding.
Yes, uncle...
I promised, remember?
Yes, you did.
But why the ropes?
Uncle... you've been groom-napped.
Groom-napped?
Yes, uncle.
It's the bride's family's demand.
Bride's family?
Yes, uncle.
Where's the bride?
- At her house. - At the altar.
- At her house. - At the altar...
Do you have a picture of the bride?
Bride?
Yes, show me.
Okay... photo...
I gave it to Sadda.
I gave it to Lappu.
How do I have the photo?
Check your phone and show him.
Yes, show him.
Yes, I have it... uncle.
Yes.
Isn't that her?
Yes. That's her.
It is.
She's lovely.
Show me.
Show him.
She's nice.
Everyone agrees?
Yes, uncle.
I can't believe it.
Why, uncle?
Untie me.
No, uncle.
I said untie me.
No.
That's the bride's family's rule.
Right.
We can't untie you until the wedding's over.
Yes.
What games are you playing with me?
No, uncle, there's no game...
Quietly untie me, or else.
Please, uncle. Rituals must be respected...
We're almost there, Uncle.
- Yes. - See.
Please, uncle. Conditions apply.
This is your final warning, Sadda.
Untie me.
Please, uncle. It could be bad luck.
I said untie me.
Flat tire.
Uncle could've killed us all.
There's no air.
This one too.
What now?
No! No... not me!
Please stop!
Sir... I need to fix this puncture.
Here, people come to fix punctures, not their luck!
How long?
More than an hour.
More than an hour?
Yes. To get to the next shop.
I didn't mean to...
Go ahead. Fix it.
Who keeps calling?
Hello?
Yeah...
What?
Huh...
I can't...
Naked?
What?
Disconnected.
Sanju.
What happened?
Untie me.
No.
I have to go...
Where?
No, uncle.
I'll pee in my pants then.
Untie me.
No, uncle, you'll run away.
Where would I go, Sanju?
Turn around, you two.
I can't do it.
You guys are standing on my head.
Give me some space.
Listen... Let's go relieve ourselves.
Even I have to go now.
Uncle...
Uncle, stop! Sadda.
Uncle, stop.
Where are you going?
I can't do it. Don't chase me.
Uncle, stop. Stop.
Uncle, stop...
Stop. Stop.
My phone.
Uncle. Uncle.
Stop.
Uncle, stop...
Uncle.
Lappu, catch him.
Uncle...
I'll call the police.
Leave him.
Hold him tight.
Sanju. Sanju.
Uncle... uncle...
Hold him tight. Hold him.
It's almost over, uncle.
Hold on, uncle. Just hold on.
Hold him properly.
I am.
Uncle. Uncle.
Let go, uncle.
Uncle.
I've got him, uncle. I've got him.
Sadda... Lappu.
Goats are lovely creatures.
They eat leaves, grass, flowers—everything.
And I eat the goat.
Yes Sir?
Yes, sir.
We are on Kake Road.
Yes, sir.
We'll get them, sir.
Yes.
Yes, okay.
Kake.
Oh God.
- Uncle... - Uncle...
No, uncle.
- Uncle - ... uncle...
Uncle. Uncle...
No, uncle... no...
Uncle, we're stopping.
Just a minute...
Un... cle.
Stop on the side, will you?
Hold him properly.
He really made a mess.
He's getting his revenge.
Misti, bring the bread here.
What are you doing?
It's okay.
Father...
Wait.
Give it.
Eat. Eat.
So, uncle...
took the nephews to the carnival.
Yeah... they reached the carnival.
Lappu was on his back.
And Sanju and Sadda on either side.
But he didn't have a penny in his pocket.
Dear God!
Misti... pass me the gravy.
It was a big problem.
That's when Ved noticed a wrestling poster.
The winner gets Rs. 1000, the loser Rs. 500.
Wow!
Ved jumped into the ring.
He took a beating for the kids.
Came back with Rs. 500
and took everyone to the carnival.
What a great guy!
Yes.
That was my Ved.
But... how did this happen to him?
What can I say?
Symptoms showed since childhood.
Being the youngest,
we all loved him.
But hearing about his problem,
we couldn't accept it.
Papa!
And in those days,
mental health wasn't taken seriously.
Yes.
No one does now, either.
True.
What to do?
Don't worry.
Your brother will get better.
He's so lovable.
Hello. I've been kidnapped.
- Lappu, grab the phone from uncle. - The number is 6162.
Snatch the phone.
These three boys are my nephews.
Uncle...
Help me. I'm on the highway.
Uncle...
Why did you call the police?
To get you arrested.
If you get us arrested, who'll marry you, uncle?
Don't call me uncle.
What should I call you?
You're not family.
I'm not family.
You should have cursed me instead.
I see...
Bloody Sadda...
Rascal!
Enough, uncle.
Uncle!
You're crossing all limits of decency, uncle.
And yours, too!
Uncle, stop.
It's enough, uncle.
It's enough.
No, it's not enough.
You said I should cuss you instead.
That broke my heart.
You should have shot me instead.
I love you more than Sanju does.
Sadda... even uncle loves you.
No, he doesn't.
On your birthday, he gifted you a cycle.
And to me, the Bhagwat Gita.
But you rode that cycle the most.
This is no time to joke, Lappu.
I'm warning you.
This affected me deeply.
I even took a beating for your mistakes.
That's nonsense, Sadda.
Even I took one.
Is it? Is it?
Who put glue in the shampoo bottle?
What are you doing, Sadda?
No. No...
My uncle had such curly hair,
had to shave it all off.
No, uncle... we were kids then.
Remember, you went bald.
Yes.
That wasn't my fault,
but I got the beating of my life.
And said nothing because it was family.
So keep mum now.
Why should I keep quiet?
Hey...
Shut up.
Let Siddharth speak.
For God's sake, keep quiet.
- You want to know more? - Be quiet...
Remember when you got electrocuted?
- Yes... - No, no...
For God's sake, keep quiet.
You were hospitalised for months.
Uncle's manhood was at stake.
No, uncle. Please...
I was just a kid, uncle.
Just a kid...
Someone said electric shocks cure madness.
Bloody lunatic.
Idiot...
Stalin. I've got news.
They left an hour ago.
We'll catch up,
but keep the goat quiet first.
He's a lamb, not a goat.
What's the difference?
Same as cat and kitten.
We'll be there in a couple of hours.
No, we haven't told uncle yet.
Come on, let's go.
Come...
Let's go.
It's confirmed.
The bride's been chosen.
But, uncle...
She's your aunt.
Greet her properly.
Lappu. Lappu.
Your glasses. Hand them over.
But, uncle...
Quickly. Quickly.
Lappu. Make a list.
Okay.
Sanju...
Yeah?
You'll be my best man.
Sadda.
Yes, uncle.
You'll perform the rituals.
Me?
I give you the right, son.
What about uncle Banwari?
He'll handle the finances.
Help me get settle
I'm flying to Tokyo, Japan.
Tokyo.
Don't interrupt me.
I'll ride a white horse.
Not a black one.
I'm warning you.
Let's be clear.
Okay, uncle. Whatever you say.
Hey... hey...
Sanju.
Turn the car around.
Turn it around... she's going that way.
We're going the wrong way, son.
Not at all, uncle.
We're headed the same way.
How's that possible?
The bride's going that way,
and the groom this way.
Don't fool me.
Don't show me dreams just to shatter them.
But you'll ride the horse at your wedding.
Yes...
You're cheating me.
Let me off here.
I'll tear through the roof!
Uncle!
Calm down.
Stop the car.
Please, uncle.
Calm down, please.
He farted.
I didn't fart...
What's wrong with me?
Look...
Smoke's coming out all over.
Smoke...
Take a look.
Where?
Uncle.
What?
Is it or isn't it?
Smells medicinal.
Brother Sanju smells like medicine.
It's nothing.
Keep driving, Sanju.
Keep driving.
It's all gone up my nose.
- Sanju, stop the car. I'm scared. - Brother...
Sanju, stop the car.
Stop...
The car is already stopped.
This is fun.
What is this?
Hello.
Who's speaking?
250 million?
Wrong number!
Sadda.
Sadda, wake up.
Sadda, wake up...
Wake up.
I was waiting for your call.
Sir, what do you want?
I don't want bloodshed.
It was a mistake.
Then fix your mistake.
Return my stuff.
Yes, yes...
Where?
Where, sir?
Roxyganj.
How will we recognise you?
Not me, my men will be there.
Using a codeword.
Codeword!
Tinkle isn't picking up.
I'm going to thrash him.
Brother, should we call the police?
And say what?
That we have these drugs?
Whose car is it?
Sadda.
This is brother Sadda's fault.
Don't get smart, understood?
Or I'll send you to the same place as uncle.
- Stop the nonsense. - Shut up!
Let me think about how to fix this.
Sanju.
Come on.
Wait...
What if it's the police?
Let's ask for the code first.
Yes.
Wait here. Watch uncle.
Listen, Sanjay.
Hold my hand.
Don't be nervous.
No.
What was the code?
Aurangzeb's...
Aurangzeb's...?
Aurangzeb's...
Aurangzeb's...?
What's next?
They continue the sentence.
I was told to say this much.
Hello.
Codeword.
Aurangzeb's...
Pocket got picked.
Huh...
Aurangzeb's... Pocket got picked.
Where's Changa?
Our stuff.
Uncle!
Catch them!
Chaubey ji, this way.
Uncle!
We've been tricked, sir.
Hang up or lose them.
Uncle!
Stop. Stop.
Uncle.
Sadda.
Brilliant, Sanju.
Let's go faster.
Uncle, ditch ahead.
Uncle!
Uncle, slow down.
Wait.
Straight ahead.
Let's go straight.
Uncle.
Brother.
Uncle.
We messed up.
Should've waited for the ambulance.
I'd still refuse.
Then stay like this forever!
Don't you get it, uncle?
You have bipolar.
You need treatment.
Sanju...
Uncle.
We're not your enemies.
We want the best for you.
I'll get better after marriage.
Get me married, and I'll get better.
I have picked the girl.
For just a couple of months, uncle.
What if something happens then?
What do you mean, uncle?
Sanju.
Look ahead.
Police check point.
So you called the police to stop my wedding?
Uncle. Please.
I'm fighting family.
I'll fight the law too.
Uncle!
Turn the car around?
No,
Turn the car around,
they'll get suspicious.
Everyone act normal.
Let's see.
Hide the bag.
Uncle, please be quiet.
Please.
Stop the car...
Keep uncle's file ready.
I'll be back.
Sanju, the file was in the suitcase.
Okay...
Okay. Okay.
Okay...
Letter.
Maybe in the jacket...
The magistrate's permission.
Lappu, the letter in the jacket!
I'm not with them.
Lappu, the letter!
The letter in the jacket!
It's in my jacket. Check it.
I'll be right back.
Brother, found the document...
Uncle. Uncle.
Not to be swallowed?
Uncle.
Did you swallow it?
Uncle.
Sadda, show me the letter?
Sadda, give me the letter.
Uncle swallowed the letter.
Huh...
Swallowed it?
You'll get me killed.
Sir... no letter.
I mean, uncle swallowed it.
Accident...
This area is accident-prone.
Broken bumper...
Torn seats.
Tied-up man.
Where are you headed?
As I said, sir.
Kake.
You mentioned the paper too!
This route doesn't lead to Kake.
Is it?
Bharti.
Check the car.
No need.
It's okay.
No, that's my luggage.
Sir, look what I found.
Diazepam?
Medicine for unconsciousness?
Yes.
I can explain, sir.
At the station.
- No, sir, mistake. - Come on.
Now that's a problem?
Uncle.
Wake up, please.
No, he doesn't seem crazy.
He's unconscious.
No, sir, he's pretending.
Him or you?
No, sir. He'll wake up.
Please wake up.
Try tickling him.
Uncle... Uncle...
Message from HQ.
Bharti, take them to my chamber.
Uncle, wake up.
Wake up, please.
Jai Hind, sir.
Message.
Yes, sir.
He won't escape.
I will personally catch Bhura Lal Singh.
Poster?
I'll post it.
Yes, sir.
Jai Hind, sir.
Orders to print posters.
Yes, sir.
He's in our area.
Yes, sir.
So, you flew from America
for your uncle's wedding?
Not my uncle, sir. My wedding.
Then how's Uncle the groom?
No, sir. He thought he was.
Is that why he jumped in the river?
He didn't jump, sir. He fell.
And you fell too?
No, just me.
Meaning uncle and me.
Yes.
How did you get hurt?
Uncle hit me.
But he was unconscious.
No, first hit me, then passed out.
First hit you, then passed out?
He beat me then ran.
We chased him.
Wasn't he tied?
How he hit me then?
Why untie him?
- He untied himself. - Yes.
While unconscious?
No, while conscious.
When he came into senses?
He's unconscious now.
Sir, uncle ran.
Who?
Their uncle ran.
Oh God.
I told you, he's acting!
Mardani... Marandi.
Right, sir.
Send a message over wireless.
Yes, sir.
Give me uncle's photo.
Why?
Make a poster.
Easier to find him.
Come on.
Sent uncle's photo.
Sending another photo...
of a missing person.
Reward 50,000
Uncle ran.
What?
There...
No, no...
Uncle.
Stop.
Which way does this road go?
It takes you everywhere, brother.
It's a crossroads.
Dear God.
Keep playing.
Wait a second.
Where does this lane take us?
This lane leads straight to Hatia.
Hatia?
There's a huge festival happening in Hatia.
Shoma is the star tonight.
Shoma...
Uncle!
I've seen people acting nuts.
But never seen a madman perform with such skill.
Jai Hind, sir.
Yes, sir.
What is it, sir?
Yes...
Jai Hind, sir.
Turn the car around.
Did you find uncle, sir?
Big uncle has been found.
So...
Without license?
Where is he?
Who, sir?
Hunterganj's Robin Hood.
His official record says—
Bhura Lal Singh!
Over here, Inspector!
Yogendra Bharti.
Sir!
Be Attentive.
You have style.
Will you give up quietly, or must I haul you in?
That was a mistake.
My boy Jackson,
Are you finished with your antics?
You thought I was a rabbit
you could just grab by the ears whenever you liked.
Absolute fool.
TASC squads from four states are losing sleep
chasing this Bhura Lal.
Still, you strolled off alone to catch him.
He's got nerve.
He does...
Yes...
He's got guts.
Shoot him on his ass, brother.
Wha...
Turn him around.
Lappu is calling.
Hello.
Yes, Lappu.
Brother Sanju, can you hear me?
Speak louder!
I can't hear.
Brother Sanju...
Hello.
No signal, says out of range.
Where is he, Mr. Chaubey?
- Sanju. - Yes.
Check uncle's wanted poster.
Yes.
Count all the zeros there.
It's half a million.
It's five million.
Five Million...?
It says five million.
Correct.
Is that even possible?
Five million...?
Isn't that over the top?
See... isn't that him?
That's him.
Hello brother Ved.
I've been looking for you.
Let go...
Leave...
One punch and I'll knock you flat.
Release, idiots.
Hold him.
Move. Move.
I'll send you flying out of the park.
Brother...
Uncle, that hurt.
Uncle...
You're a respected man, uncle.
Come on. Grab him.
Can't get a wink of sleep without Funfuniya...
Watch where you're going.
Isn't that the same man?
That's him.
Careful—he's armed.
Uncle... our uncle is missing.
Take a look.
Yes, that's him.
Wearing a red tracksuit, just like this.
You idiot...
Lost your mind?
Sorry. Sorry.
Forgive us, please.
Our uncle is missing.
What are you doing?
Just showing them the colour, that's all.
Mister, seen our uncle?
Yes, he matches the photo.
Uncle. Uncle.
Ticket. Ticket.
Is it gold?
No, just wanted a look.
Front row.
Shoma! Shoma! Shoma! Shoma! Shoma!
"Flames of longing blaze in my chest,"
"smoke curls from my lips."
"Diving into beauty's ocean"
washes away every sin."
Brilliant, darling.
"Flames of longing blaze in my chest,"
"smoke curls from my lips."
"A dip in a sea of beauty,
purges every sin."
"Lovers whirl all around me."
"If your love's a bullet,"
"mine kicks like recoil."
"If your love's a bullet,"
"mine kicks like recoil."
"Bewitching eyes, lined thick with kohl."
"Like a tar road."
"Scoundrels take one look at me and sigh,"
"Oh my dear God."
"Waist like the banks of Benares."
Brilliant.
"Waist like the banks of Benares."
"Slippery. Slippery."
"I keep begging all day,"
"but my love won't even buy me a bikini."
"After downing a soft drink,"
"he's stirred up chaos this winter."
"If your love is like gunfire,
"mine strikes back like recoil."
"If your love is like gunfire,
mine strikes back like recoil."
"If your love is like gunfire,"
"mine strikes back like recoil."
"If your love is like gunfire,"
"mine strikes back like recoil."
"Lovers filed a complaint about my beauty."
"And I ended up in the cop's lockup."
"I've sworn off love forever."
"Like a velvety betel leaf..."
"Like a velvety betel leaf,"
"I'm gasping for breath."
"Stay away from love, my heart warned."
"All the Ranjhas and Majnus have lost their minds."
"If your love is like gunfire,
"mine strikes back like recoil."
"If your love is like gunfire,
"mine strikes back like recoil."
"If your love is like gunfire,
"mine strikes back like recoil."
"If your love is like gunfire,
"mine strikes back like recoil."
"If your love is like gunfire,
"mine strikes back like recoil."
"If your love is like gunfire,
"mine strikes back like recoil."
"If your love is like gunfire,
"mine strikes back like recoil."
"If your love is like gunfire,
"mine strikes back like recoil."
He's our five - million jackpot.
You search this side.
You check over there.
Over there. There...
- I heard something. - Why that...
He's worth five million.
Where did he vanish?
Your vehicle is here.
It's inside the vehicle. It's inside the vehicle.
Take it out.
- -Where are the keys? - You have them.
You locked it...
Here's the key.
He's leaving.
Sir, we don't want your stuff...
Why you...
We don't want your stuff.
Take your things and...
Sanju, uncle took his...
What?
Your stuff isn't there?
What?
It was in the vehicle.
Why you...
Think you can trick me...
You took my Funfuniya.
Beat him. Thrash them.
Oh God.
We lost the stuff and those after it too.
Good riddance.
What do you think?
They won't return for their stuff.
Think, where did the stuff go?
We're sinking deeper unnecessarily.
It's fine. Don't panic.
Panic?
Uncle is still missing, Sadda!
We set out to drop him off.
And who are these people chasing us?
Why get mad at me?
I admit we're in trouble.
I admit.
But think calmly.
Calmly.
What did you say?
What happened to that now?
Are you blind to the guns they carry?
And you worry about clamness?
Okay!
It's a dog.
What have I done?
What's happened?
Fuck, man.
Fuck, man... fuck...
Hey, Sanjay. Why are you crying?
Fuck, man.
It's just a dog.
Be glad it's not a human.
This is my fault.
My fault...
No, no, not your fault.
While arguing car was moving.
The dog crossed our path...
What has uncle dragged me into?
Save me, God.
What's this?
What...
Lord Bajrang Bali, get me out,
and I'll offer 10 kilos of sweets.
Safe. I'm safe.
I'll definitely offer two kilos.
Yes, sir.
I've alerted all units, sir.
Jai Hind, sir.
Marandi sir, any news of my uncle?
Boy... our station chief has been kidnapped?
Kidnapped?
But my brother Lappu was with him.
He probably kidnapped too.
What?
Want some?
Is there any law or order here?
In so much chaos...
You're questioning me only?
Who else can I ask?
Who else?
You printed five million instead of fifty thousand.
I heard that too.
Well...
can't blame the police.
It's a printing error.
I see...
And the posters are being reprinted.
Right. Thanks.
Why the limp?
Bitten by a dog...
by mistake.
Whose fault was it?
Yours or the dog's?
Your fault.
What happened?
The inspector is kidnapped...
The inspector got kidnapped.
And Lappu too.
Lappu?
Lappu was kidnapped too.
How?
Who did it?
Bhura Lal Singh.
He's a dangerous criminal.
Five million reward is on his head.
Get snacks and garnish with onions.
Have a drink, you'll relax.
Still awake?
I'm on the terrace.
Where are you?
At the police station.
Have they found Uncle?
No.
Lappu's missing too.
What?
Inspector was kidnapped.
What the heck.
Sadda got bitten by a dog.
What?
You're laughing?
It's a bitter laugh, Sanju.
Come home. I miss you.
Me too.
- Bye. - Bye.
Have it.
Did you match horoscopes?
Yes.
Why?
Just like that!
Mom says 33 of our 36 traits match.
I see.
Even Lord Ram and Sita had perfect matches.
But he was exiled.
Cheers.
Anyone there?
Stop.
Anybody there?
Brother...
Stop, please.
Uncle... you happy now?
Got your revenge?
My ring.
So we're engaged.
Should I say it?
Go ahead.
You're so beautiful.
I feel unworthy.
I...
I'm so happy.
I... I...
Can't... breathe.
Before we move forward,
I must tell you about myself.
People say there's something wrong with me.
Not certain if I'm bipolar,
but I'll make sure no complaints.
I'll take my meds on time.
Sambhu!
Aunty... where did he come from?
He can't squeeze through the gate.
He must have come in through the roof.
What do we do with him?
Give him a warm welcome.
Throw him out.
Yes. Yes. Yes.
Careful. Careful.
Come on.
He seems familiar.
Careful.
That's the guy with the ring.
Wait, let me confirm.
Sister, there's a five-million reward for him.
Look... his photo.
Five million.
Aunty.
Oh yes...
Same person?
Bring him back. Come on.
Listen.
Put him gently in my cabin.
Come on.
Highway 44.
Inspector Yadav.
Your radio's been buzzing all night.
Inspector Yadav.
Care to speak, Inspector?
No...
Alright. I'll talk.
This is Inspector Yadav.
Save me!
That damned Bhura Lal Singh shot me in the rear...
You've crossed the line this time.
He won't change.
Brother, should I shut him up?
Definitely.
I have socks...
That i wore in summer ...
now it's winter.
Season changed, sock didn't.
Bravo.
- Should I shove it? - Go ahead.
Brother.
Look, your posters are everywhere.
Show him the poster. Show the poster.
That's your poster, brother.
Dear God, that's me.
Should I snap a photo?
Stop. Stop. Stop.
You seeing what I see?
The zeros are fewer, brother.
Yes, brother. Two fewer zeros.
Damn rascals.
They've reduced me to a petty thief.
How do I face home now?
How do I face the royal coronation?
Brother, maybe it's a print error.
Right, brother.
The government never does things right.
They use cheap concrete for roads.
Cheap cement for bridges.
This is a government scam too, brother.
Damru's right, brother.
The government even eats fodder.
So, they ate your two zeros.
Ate two zeros.
They flat-out ate my two zeros?
Damn corrupt government.
TASC formed forces from three states to catch me,
and now they've lowered me so.
Rascals.
I am Bhura Lal Singh.
I'll show this government my true power.
I'll cause a storm
that'll shake the whole system.
Soon, these bugs will know
who Bhura Lal Singh is.
Here you go...
I'm worn out.
Hello.
Who's this?
Put it on speaker... On speaker...
What for?
I saw your number on the poster.
Your missing man is at my place.
Uncle!
Uncle's been found!
Yes, he's our uncle.
Tell us where.
You'll know soon.
Is the five million ready?
Madam... printing error.
Yes, a mistake on the poster...
No haggling.
Not good in relationships.
No, no, it's true...
Alright, fine.
Just give us your location, and we'll bring the money.
Where from?
Quiet. Quiet...
Take care of uncle.
You look after me, I'll look after him.
Uncle is crazy.
Who is crazy?
What are you saying?
He's not crazy.
Who is crazy?
No, no, he's not crazy.
Just a little...
Just take care of him.
He's prone to running.
He won't go anywhere.
Promise.
Just get the money here.
Brother...
It's him.
Grab that rascal.
Where's our consignment?
I don't know.
Where's your brother?
I don't know.
Where's your phone?
Call him.
My phone's dead.
Call your brother.
Hurry!
I'm calling. I'm calling.
The number is out of service.
It's not my fault.
Not my fault...
Stop! Stop! Stop!
Is this the branch?
- Are you Roy sir's son-in-law? - Yes.
He called. He told me.
He's our zonal head.
Yes.
We only managed 4.2 million.
Best we could do on short notice...
No, no, it's okay.
Give what you have.
We're in deep trouble.
Hope we don't shut the branch.
Everyone, stay put.
Or we'll put you to sleep for always.
Come out everyone.
Look at me.
Bhura Lal Singh Bahadur.
Third bank I've robbed today.
Hide the bag.
Stop me, if you can!
Cashier, looks like you're enjoying.
Take all the cash out.
We're out of cash already.
Are you crazy? Give me the cash.
Why hide?
Want to play hide and seek?
Want to play hide and seek with me?
Sir...
Sir, no money in the bank.
How dare you lie?
It's true, sir.
Look.
Look, sir.
It's completely withdrawn.
Who cleared the bank?
The public.
Then the public will pay.
Come on.
Listen, people.
Put everything into this sack.
Okay. Okay, we'll give it.
Take their purses.
Come on.
Hurry.
You too manager.
Yes!
Hurry. Come on.
Bravo. Don't spare anyone.
What's in the bag?
Show me the black bag.
We have nothing.
Rascals.
Give me the bag.
The bag's empty.
I swear.
Look.
It's empty.
See...
Put it back.
- I'll shoot. - Wait. Wait. I'll show you.
I'll show you.
Show it from afar.
Sir... please.
Let go.
Are you crazy?
Please.
Why won't you let go?
It's important.
Is it?
- Let me see. - No.
Sanju. Sanju. Sanju.
Hey...
Don't come any closer.
I'll shoot.
- Sanju. - I'll shoot.
- Sadda. - The bag...
Pick it up.
I'll shoot.
I'm telling you...
Stay back.
I'm telling you I'll shoot.
I'm telling the truth.
I will...
Oh God.
Run!
Run. Run.
Let's go.
Sadda. Sadda, do something.
What to do?
Sadda, do something.
Keep driving. Keep driving.
What happened?
Sadda, what happened?
Are you okay?
Are you hurt?
Step on it, Sanju.
Faster.
Sadda.
Faster. Faster.
What am I supposed to do now?
What do I do?
Sadda. Should we dump the money?
Have you lost your mind?
This whole mess is because of the money.
Just dump it.
Dump the money.
Listen to me.
Dump it.
Are you handing it out like charity?
Dump the bag.
No, Sanju.
Then get ready to get shot.
Alright, fine.
Bhura Lal Singh ji...
Bhura Lal Singh ji, here you go.
Get the bag.
Please don't kill me.
I beg you, don't kill me.
Answer the phone, brother.
They're still coming.
He's gaining on us, Sanju.
We already gave you the money.
Let us go, sir.
Sanju...
Sadda, I can't make it stop.
We're losing speed!
Gone...
They didn't pick up.
Sorry, Jesus.
How do you feel now?
Everything feels... new.
Don't look at me like that.
Let me.
It might jinx me.
Not from a kin.
You're totally crazy.
If you say it so politely, I might admit it.
Are you expecting someone?
Yes.
My family.
With the gift?
Shoma.
Come quickly.
The entire cavalry is coming.
What happened?
Take a look. The entire cavalry is coming.
Which cavalry?
Take a look.
Where did he come from?
I'll do something.
Hurry up. The family is here.
What happened?
Come on. I need to hide you.
Why?
It's our ritual. Now, hurry up.
Don't you guys hide shoes?
No, we hide the groom.
Come on. Go straight. Straight.
Hurry up. Straight ahead.
Come on.
Now listen to me carefully.
Don't come out until I say so.
Okay.
Stay hidden.
Okay.
Please hide. Please.
Welcome. Welcome.
What are you mixing in my drink?
Poison. Just a little.
I grew up drinking poison, my serpent.
I came to invite you.
We need to go to Hunterganj.
For my royal coronation.
Today won't be possible.
I have a show in Ranchi.
I'll get the show cancelled.
It's at the minister's place.
Then I'll cancel the minister.
Got it.
Who is it?
Wait. Wait.
He's the guy who's got five million.
Five million!
Brother-in-law.
Come out.
I see...
Are you my brother-in-law?
I'm a total rascal,
but for you, I can be a brother-in-law.
He's got a good sense of humour.
I wanted a family like this.
And now you've got one, brother-in-law.
There's no problem.
Come, I'll introduce you to my family.
Let's go.
One minute.
It's okay. You're looking dashing.
Come, brother-in-law. Come with me.
Don't kill me. Don't kill me.
What's the point of staying alive?
One last chance.
Do it.
Chaubey ji, give me the tobacco.
Here.
You make it and give me some too.
Brother.
Come save me, brother.
These drug traffickers have caught me.
Return their consignment.
Yes...
I'll give the phone.
Yes.
Hello.
Hey...
What are you doing? We are government officials.
The government has changed.
When?
Now.
Sit on the ground.
Sit on the bloody ground. Sit.
You grabbed my hair so many times...
Kneel down. Kneel...
Kneel...
Rascal.
Get up.
Get up... up, up...
Now, run.
Run.
Run. I said run.
Sanju!
Sanju...
I'm still alive.
You're alive.
Get up.
I thought my brother was dead.
Sanju, where's the phone?
The phone.
Hello.
Sanjay ji.
Shoma ji. Hello.
We're coming.
We are on the way.
Yes, but the route has changed.
You need to travel to Hunterganj now.
What? Why?
And my uncle.
Bhura Lal is
taking me and your uncle forcefully to his village.
You guys will have to come here.
Pick up the phone, brother.
Pick it up.
Hello. Hello.
Hello, brother.
Lappu.
Are you alright?
I barely dodged death.
Where are you?
We're right here too.
We're headed to Hunterganj to save uncle.
Under the bridge.
Don't worry. I've got my hands on a gun now.
I will shoot everyone.
What? What did you get?
Hello?
What did he say?
I don't know... I didn't hear properly.
He was saying something about a song or humming.
Humming?
But that Lappu has a hoarse voice. How will he hum?
He must be saying opium.
He's an imbecile.
No, brother, please spare us.
Don't be scared.
I just need a lift.
It's a village of criminals.
My forefathers used to say,
those born in Hunterganj
sever their own cords.
Even the police don't go there.
There's still time.
Go back.
"I am... Bihar's beauty."
"Everyone... calls me cutie."
Cutie...
"The protection of my beauty."
"Is the government's duty."
"These naughty goons call me the police."
"This gang of thugs is always making a scene."
"They play these violent games with me."
"Fill your guns with..."
Fill your guns with kisses, just shoot me.
There's a gang of starving men chasing you.
Fill your guns with kisses, just shoot me.
I'm ready to cause trouble.
Uncle. Uncle.
As the chief popped the bottle in your honour...
"Fill your guns with kisses, just shoot me."
Fill your guns with kisses, just shoot me.
There's a gang of starving men chasing you.
Fill your guns with kisses, just shoot me.
kisses, just shoot me."
Shoot me...
Bravo. Bravo.
What happened, brother-in-law?
I'm worried about the wedding.
Are you really going to marry her?
Then go climb up...
Where?
On the stage.
You've got the chance and the mic.
Tell her how you feel.
Should I?
Yes. Definitely.
Go ahead.
What's going on, Bhura?
Comedy.
Hello.
All of you thugs, quiet!
Can't you see he's talking to you?
I was so nervous.
My heart was pounding.
But seeing your excitement and love,
I'm overwhelmed.
It wasn't easy getting here.
My family and people
said I need meds and treatment.
But I finally realised.
Out of my way, please.
That I only need love.
What are you doing?
Get down.
Look, Shoma is here too.
Shoma, look at the excitement among the people.
Brother-in-law, call the priest.
We'll get married.
What are you doing...
Where is your bride?
Why, Shoma darling?
Am I not good enough for you?
There won't be a wedding.
Is he joking?
Is aunty against the wedding?
No. She's just feeling shy.
Look. There's no wedding happening.
It was all a lie. Just a joke.
Shoma darling...
you had to pick this lunatic.
Shut up, insolent.
You bloody thug. I'll punch you.
I'm not crazy.
You're not crazy,
just out of your mind!
Bird brain.
See, brother-in-law.
Have I not been groom-napped?
No. You're just a crazy groom.
Leave me.
What?
Crazy...
He's crazy.
Crazy! Crazy! Crazy! Crazy! Crazy!
Hey, crazy.
Be quiet.
Be quiet, please.
Please, be quiet!
Please... be quiet.
Be quiet, please.
He's my uncle.
Don't say those things.
I beg you with folded hands.
It's not his fault.
I'm the one to blame. I lied to him.
Please, let us go.
Who'll pay five million for this dimwit?
But it was not five million.
The police made a printing error.
But we gave you the bloody...
I mean, we gave you all the money.
But that was for my hard work, silly.
Okay...
I'll give you five million.
Just let my uncle and us go.
Sanju.
Don't give them any money.
These... are not good people.
For the first time, this crazy man said something right.
Lappu?
Get up.
I also apologise, sir.
Sorry, sir.
Let my uncle go.
It's the crazy man's family.
He's got a family of lunatics.
Any other family members expected?
Caught two more, brother Bhura.
We're going.
Stop shoving.
Who are you?
We are the police.
We are corrupt. We are corrupt.
What are you here for?
They made off with our Changa.
Changa?
Consignment.
It's an official consignment.
The government will give you a share too.
Brother Lal,
the government scammed you out of two zeros.
I think they came to return it.
It will cost you five million.
Done.
Just get our consignment back.
Where have you hidden their consignment?
We don't have it.
They're lying.
No... we're not lying.
We knew about the consignment,
but we didn't know the location.
He's lying.
Not lying.
Wait a minute.
We tried to return the consignment.
Isn't that right?
Yes, he did. Not right though.
Where did the consignment go after that, Chaubey ji?
Where did your consignment go?
Uncle took off with it.
Uncle... he ran off...
So, uncle ran off with the consignment?
No... uncle didn't take the consignment.
He ran off with the car.
Quiet.
Where's the car?
In the ravines.
You fired at us.
And we barely dodged death.
Why didn't you tell me this, silly?
I wouldn't have fired so many bullets.
I didn't know there was a consignment in the car.
No, sir. Don't feel guilty.
The consignment wasn't in the car.
What?
Yes. It wasn't there. I checked.
We were in the car.
And we're here now.
Then where is the bloody consignment?
Lunatic...
I knew it.
That you are worth a lot.
Thank you, Shoma darling.
Bhura Lal ji, let him go.
No..No... I won't even let you go, my love.
It's pretty heavy.
Of course it's heavy.
The consignment is worth 250 million.
- What? - What nonsense.
The consignment is worth 250 million.
He's making a fool out of you.
No fool.
See for yourself.
It's A-grade stuff. I tasted it.
Bloody junkie...
Trying to make off with these goods worth 250 million for 5 million.
- Let go! - Look...
Don't touch it.
Stalin ji, grab it.
Today is a lucky day for me.
Can we leave now?
Let's go. Come on.
It's lucky for me, not you.
No one ever returned alive from here.
And none of you will either.
Take a look.
See, you got the money and the goods.
You said you'll let us go.
Please, let us go.
Sanju...
Uncle!
I've had enough.
Make everyone stand in a line.
Come on.
Don't just stand there.
Make them stand in a line.
Uncle... why did you hit him?
Now... the first bullet
is for the lunatic.
No, no, please, Bhura Lal ji...
Missile!
Who dares fire at me!
Surrender, Bhura Lal.
It's you.
Trying to scare Bhura Lal Singh with crackers.
This way...
Stop. Stop.
Hands up. Hands up.
Look.
Sister-in-law, you may leave.
Okay.
Let's go.
Shoma ji!
Sadda, uncle ran off again.
Uncle.
Stop.
I just came to apologise, Shoma ji.
It's too dangerous here. Let's go, please.
No. I won't leave my nephews here.
- Sanju... - Sadda...
Hey, inspector.
You'll never learn.
Come out.
Bhura Lal... now I'm going to break yours...
Shoma. Hurry up.
Shoma...
Uncle. Uncle...
What are you doing?
Run. Run...
We have to run.
- Give me that... - Who is it...
Rascal...
Yeah...
Close the door. Close it.
Close...
Close the door.
Close it.
Close the door. Close it.
What's going on?
Uncle...
No one's leaving here alive.
What's this?
What?
Just a wire.
Guess fate is on my side again.
Please, Bhura ji... Please.
Boss... please try to understand.
What's the problem?
This belongs to the government.
So?
The government scammed me out of my two zeroes.
We'll lose our jobs.
We'll lose our jobs, Bhura ji.
Wouldn't you rather lose your job than your life?
This bag will go to the police department.
We're also narcotics officers, sir.
Oh really?
Yeah.
- But suspended. - Oh, that's sad.
Shut up!
What drama is this?
Grab the bag again.
Rascal...
No...
Let go.
No, no...