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♪ Love is in the air ♪

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♪ Everywhere I look around ♪

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♪ Love is in the air ♪

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♪ Every sight and every sound ♪

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♪ And I don't know
if I'm being foolish ♪

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♪ Don't know if I'm being wise ♪

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♪ But it's something
that I must believe in ♪

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Yo, yo. What do we got?

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♪ And it's there
when I look in your eyes ♪

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- Allie M. Allie M.
- Yeah, we got one right here.

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Let me see that. $50 tip?

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Whoo! Everyone's in
a good mood tonight.

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$50!

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- Have a good one.
- Good night.

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- ♪ Love is in the air... ♪
- Oh, oh.

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Ah.

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- Let me get you another one.
- No, no, no, no,

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we're just trying to eat it
real quick. -No, it's fine.

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- It's...
- Everything matters.

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♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh ♪

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♪ Love is in the air... ♪

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To start the night...

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off right.

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You wouldn't want to join us,
would you?

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Nah, but you guys have fun.
Have a great night.

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- Appreciate it. Thank you.
- Bye.

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Make it count.

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Yo, Owen.

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It's 4:45, bro.
You're killing us.

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Yeah, come on, boss.

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Yeah, you're right.
The rush is over.

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Ed, Ana, you're up.

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- Let's get out of here.
- Finally.

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- Let's go, boys.
- Let's fucking go!

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Thank you for working tonight.

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Ah, we're old married
fuddy-duddies.

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This is your day.

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You go out there, and
you leave it all on the field.

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He's got a girlfriend.

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I know. But it's a long night.

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Just be careful, yeah?

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Of course.

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But try many, many things.

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You don't want to wake up
staring at a year

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of what-could-have-beens.

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- Have fun tonight.
- Thank you.

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Good job today. Thanks for
working today, boys.

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Lucky bastards.

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No seas sucio.

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- Hey, Will.
- Yo.

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- Good luck, all right?
- You, too, man.

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We got to get a year's worth
in 12 hours. -

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♪ You can be amazing,
you can turn ♪

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♪ A phrase into
a weapon or a drug ♪

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- Hey, Owen.
- I got you a pie.

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♪ You can be the outcast
or be the backlash ♪

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- Oh. After you.
- ♪ Of somebody's lack of love ♪

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See you later. Have fun.

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♪ Or you can start speaking up ♪

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♪ Nothing's gonna hurt you
the way that words do ♪

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♪ When they settle
'neath your skin ♪

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♪ Kept on the inside
and no sunlight ♪

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♪ Sometimes a shadow wins ♪

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♪ But I wonder
what would happen if you ♪

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♪ Say what you wanna say ♪

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♪ And let your clear skin out ♪

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♪ Say goodbye
to plaque psoriasis ♪

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♪ Say what you wanna say ♪

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♪ And let your clear skin out ♪

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♪ Honestly,
I wanna use Leventave. ♪

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Great. Let's just really
make sure we hear "psoriasis."

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That is a very hard word
to sing.

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Allie, it's a very hard thing
to have.

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"Pso-ri-a-sis."

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Okay, yes, happily.

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But, um, I do think that there
could be something fun there

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if we change the melody
a little bit.

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Just to subvert expectations.
I think...

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The clients have
different expectations:

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to make it easy for people
to understand and remember

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when they're talking
to their doctors.

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Yeah, but we could play with it
and have fun with it.

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We're shooting this tomorrow,
Allie.

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Let's just do it the way
they're paying you to.

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I really want to get out of
here before the night starts.

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- You do, too, right?
- I'll give you a series.

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♪ Plaque psoriasis ♪

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♪ Psoriasis, psoriasis, say... ♪

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Side effects
may include dizziness,

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internal bleeding,
hallucinations, sweaty hands

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and sometimes death.

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- Hey. Hey.
- Oh. Hi.

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Mwah.

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- You okay?
- Yeah.

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- You look amazing.
- Yeah?

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Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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- You look great.
- Well, so do you.

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I-I haven't seen that shirt
since Brittany's

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- engagement party.
- That's... Yeah.

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It's your favorite,
so I put it on.

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Uh, this is so fancy.

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I really thought we were gonna
do something more casual.

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I'm full of surprises.

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No, you're not.
You're, like, super programmed.

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No, I'm not.

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- All right.
- Oh.

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Bluefin tuna and mackerel.

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- Thank you.
- Thank you.

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No soy sauce.

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Wha...

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Omakase.

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Set menu.

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- Exciting.
- Yeah. Very.

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This night's gotten out of hand.

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Really? Like, there can still
be love involved, huh?

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Uh-huh.

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No mandate can take that away
from me and you.

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I'm going to sleep
with someone else tonight.

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♪ Makin' my way downtown ♪

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♪ Walkin' fast, faces pass,
and I'm homebound ♪

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Sorry.

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♪ Starin' blankly ahead,
just makin' my way ♪

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♪ Makin' my way
through the crowd ♪

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♪ If I could fall into the sky ♪

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♪ Would my vagina
be just fine? ♪

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♪ 'Cause you know I'd walk
a thousand miles ♪

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♪ To get some Vag-a-Clear ♪

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♪ V-V-V-Vag-a-Clear ♪

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♪ Vag-a-Clear. ♪

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Hey-oh.

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- Hi, honey.
- What is happening?

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What's wrong?

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We said tasteful and elegant.

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This is a tea-length.

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Okay, well, this is a V-length
because the boots go up...

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- Jacinta, come on.
- What?

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We were gonna take
our time tonight.

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And we were gonna find
a good one. -We are.

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No mandate meat for us.

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This is about
finding our prince.

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Or just, like, a good guy.

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We're gonna stick together.
We're gonna make good choices.

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Unlike last year.

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We both took L's last year.

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Yeah.

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You had Sebastian, the ghoster.

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I had Carl, the backpack guy.

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He slept in a backpack.

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Wait, wait, wait.

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To finding true love

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on the least romantic night
of the year.

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Just 'cause we failed
the other 364

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doesn't mean we need to lower
our standards for...

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For some dusty dick.

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Honestly, the chance
of having great sex

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on a one-night stand
is like 2.8%.

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Actually, Eileen met
her boyfriend last year.

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And Sammy two years ago.

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All right, I'm gonna pee.
You scout.

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But look.

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- Don't touch.
- Okay.

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Where is this coming from?

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In this new world,

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in this government-decreed
sexual climate,

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it's hard to figure out
how to navigate.

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We're all in the same boat,
Malika.

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I'm navigating, too.

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I owe it to myself
to explore this.

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Explore?
You hate trying new things.

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I had to beg you
to come to this restaurant.

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If I have to eat
one more Little Gem salad,

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my head is gonna explode.

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Monkfish liver, sweet shrimp.

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No soy sauce.

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Thank you.

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Chef recommends
you eat right away.

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- Thank you.
- Does the chef also recommend

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that my girlfriend have sex
with someone else tonight?

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- I will check.
- Okay, great. Thank you.

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Salvatore Schulhoffer-Lopez.

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What?

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- That guy from our building.
- Yeah, I know who

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Salvatore Schulhoffer-Lopez is.

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I told him about the apartment
for rent in our building.

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I wasn't looking for anything.

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I just kept running into him.

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I keep running into Vladimir,

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but I don't plan on fucking
our super in 54 minutes.

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This is an abnormal request,

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but it's under
abnormal circumstances.

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It's not you.

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I know. It's Salvatore
Schulhoffer-Lopez.

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You can explore, too.

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I trust you, and... and I think
it will be good for you.

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I-I think that
you need something

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to help you get out of your box.

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I also need
the apartment tonight.

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Why? He lives in the building.

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Yeah, I just...
I think it would be weird

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knowing you're so close by.

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Oh, that's the weird part
of this?

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You know what this means, right?

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I choose to believe that

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if we're supposed to work
through this, we will.

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I'm sorry, Owen.

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Um, sea eel.

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Uh, Hokkaido scallop.

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And the chef doesn't recommend
that your girlfriend

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sleep with somebody else
tonight.

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Thank you.

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♪ Get my boyfriend's attention ♪

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Allie?

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♪ This one's just for me,
myself and I... ♪

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Oh, my God, it is you.

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Sebastian?

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I-I know you're not
gonna believe this,

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but I've been looking
for you all year.

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I, uh...

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- I could not forget you.
- Oh.

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All I had was your first name.

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I thought you blew me off.

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Never, mi amor.

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♪ All of my body... ♪

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Allie?

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She's daydreaming.

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Oh, yeah, she does this.
She's a creative.

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Allie?

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- This is Tejan.
- Hello.

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We met in line for the bathroom.

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It's a pleasure to meet you.

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- I'm Tejan.
- Don't kill me.

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- Please don't kill me.
- Oh, Jacinta, no.

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It's not even 7:00.

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- Mm-mm.
- You're screwing me.

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No, I'm screwing him.

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I'm sorry.

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What happened to taking our time

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and finding our prince?

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No offense, Tejan.

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I actually am a prince.

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From Wakanda.

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- I'm kidding.
- He's so funny.

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I'm from Sierra Leone,
and I live in Brooklyn now.

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But I am a prince.

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Soup dumplings.

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- What? No.
- Mm-hmm.

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Yeah, he's a prince.
Soup dumplings.

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- No, not soup dumplings.
- Is that your code word?

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It was, Your Highness. It was.

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I'm sorry. Come here.

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Oh, my God,
I am so pissed at you.

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- Is your location on?
- Yeah. Is yours?

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- Yeah.
- Okay. All right.

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- I love you.
- Yeah, I love you, too.

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- It was very nice meeting you.
- Mm.

00:11:27.000 --> 00:11:30.502 align:center
And I truly do hope tonight
you find your 2.8%.

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You told him that?

00:11:31.838 --> 00:11:33.130 align:center
In line for the bathroom?

00:11:33.131 --> 00:11:35.173 align:center
It was a long line.
We talked a lot.

00:11:35.174 --> 00:11:36.758 align:center
So lovely meeting you.

00:11:36.759 --> 00:11:39.011 align:center
- What is... Oh.
- Oh, wow.

00:11:39.012 --> 00:11:41.138 align:center
God, he smells good.

00:11:41.139 --> 00:11:42.889 align:center
Yeah. He smells great.

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- All right.
- Let's go.

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The American people
wanted this mandate.

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We wanted to go back
to a time when sex was reserved

00:11:49.897 --> 00:11:51.606 align:center
for the sanctity of marriage.

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Since our resolution passed,
teen pregnancy is near zero,

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STIs are at record lows,

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and now it's a badge of honor
to be an incel.

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When the mandate

00:12:01.617 --> 00:12:03.577 align:center
passed three years ago,
your enforcement technology

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proved to be faulty.

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How have you rectified this?

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As you know,
the good folks at Rexton Labs,

00:12:09.167 --> 00:12:11.209 align:center
a proud American company,

00:12:11.210 --> 00:12:14.171 align:center
have helped us reestablish
our values around intimacy

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by outfitting every American
with a biosensor.

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Green if you're married,
red if you're not.

00:12:20.928 --> 00:12:23.013 align:center
Are you ready
for your special drink?

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- I'll bring them over.
- No, no, no.

00:12:24.182 --> 00:12:25.265 align:center
I'll just... I'll take them.

00:12:25.266 --> 00:12:26.516 align:center
- You sure?
- Yeah. Thank you.

00:12:26.517 --> 00:12:27.685 align:center
Good luck.

00:12:28.436 --> 00:12:30.354 align:center
You're gonna have
a busy first year.

00:12:39.030 --> 00:12:41.074 align:center
♪ Dopamine ♪

00:12:42.825 --> 00:12:44.367 align:center
♪ Dopamine ♪

00:12:44.368 --> 00:12:46.912 align:center
♪ I know it's just dopamine ♪

00:12:48.539 --> 00:12:50.540 align:center
♪ But it feels
so real to me... ♪

00:12:50.541 --> 00:12:52.292 align:center
Right now in America,

00:12:52.293 --> 00:12:54.294 align:center
people are counting down
the seconds until it is legal

00:12:54.295 --> 00:12:56.588 align:center
for nonmarried adults
to have sex.

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Why do you have an exception
for this one night?

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I guess that's what sets us
apart from... other places.

00:13:02.553 --> 00:13:04.888 align:center
Here, politics require
compromise.

00:13:04.889 --> 00:13:07.015 align:center
But on this night, we have made

00:13:07.016 --> 00:13:09.976 align:center
the use of protection mandatory.

00:13:14.398 --> 00:13:15.524 align:center
Xièxiè.

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FLAVOR FLAV
Flavor Flav says,

00:13:16.984 --> 00:13:18.735 align:center
let's go, New York!

00:13:19.779 --> 00:13:22.572 align:center
Yeah, boy. Ten...

00:13:22.573 --> 00:13:25.617 align:center
...nine, eight, seven,

00:13:25.618 --> 00:13:28.453 align:center
six, five, four,

00:13:28.454 --> 00:13:31.790 align:center
three, two, one.

00:13:37.130 --> 00:13:40.048 align:center
♪ I know it's just dopamine ♪

00:13:41.217 --> 00:13:44.178 align:center
♪ But it feels so real to me ♪

00:13:45.096 --> 00:13:47.180 align:center
♪ I'm tripping
on our chemistry ♪

00:13:49.433 --> 00:13:53.020 align:center
♪ It's firing up inside of me ♪

00:13:53.813 --> 00:13:56.315 align:center
♪ I just need to know ♪

00:13:58.151 --> 00:14:00.443 align:center
♪ That I'm not alone ♪

00:14:02.446 --> 00:14:03.905 align:center
♪ I know it's just dopamine ♪

00:14:05.533 --> 00:14:07.409 align:center
♪ But it feels so real to me ♪

00:14:09.245 --> 00:14:10.829 align:center
♪ This is one of
those ones where ♪

00:14:10.830 --> 00:14:12.289 align:center
♪ You've just gotta give in ♪

00:14:18.462 --> 00:14:22.382 align:center
♪ I'm gonna give it my all ♪

00:14:22.383 --> 00:14:26.219 align:center
♪ This time
it's gonna be whatever ♪

00:14:26.220 --> 00:14:27.637 align:center
♪ And that's cool ♪

00:14:27.638 --> 00:14:30.640 align:center
♪ I'm wearing my heart
on my sleeve ♪

00:14:30.641 --> 00:14:34.395 align:center
♪ I need to get out
of this rubber coat ♪

00:14:36.063 --> 00:14:40.233 align:center
♪ Baby, round upside my mind ♪

00:14:40.234 --> 00:14:43.279 align:center
♪ I know it's just dopamine ♪

00:14:44.488 --> 00:14:47.158 align:center
♪ But it feels so real to me ♪

00:14:48.534 --> 00:14:52.162 align:center
♪ I'm tripping
on our chemistry ♪

00:14:52.163 --> 00:14:57.167 align:center
♪ It's firing up inside of me ♪

00:14:57.168 --> 00:14:59.712 align:center
♪ I just need to know ♪

00:15:01.839 --> 00:15:04.217 align:center
♪ That I'm not alone ♪

00:15:05.009 --> 00:15:08.846 align:center
♪ I know it's just dopamine ♪

00:15:09.680 --> 00:15:13.516 align:center
♪ But it feels so real to me. ♪

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Jesus, Owen.

00:15:23.945 --> 00:15:25.362 align:center
You look like shit.

00:15:25.363 --> 00:15:27.323 align:center
Hey, Ma.

00:15:33.496 --> 00:15:35.705 align:center
" by
Rocks & Pearls playing quietly)

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What are you doing home?

00:15:36.832 --> 00:15:38.833 align:center
Oh, Jacinta met a prince.

00:15:38.834 --> 00:15:40.001 align:center
- Mm.
- Literally.

00:15:40.002 --> 00:15:41.044 align:center
Of course she did.

00:15:41.045 --> 00:15:42.921 align:center
What are you doing home?

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Babysitting.

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- What?
- Nothing baby about me.

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And the only sitting
that needs to be done

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is on my face.

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No. Give me this.

00:15:52.348 --> 00:15:54.766 align:center
Uh, uh, how old are you?

00:15:54.767 --> 00:15:57.477 align:center
He's 12, and he doesn't
understand a word he's saying.

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My name's Troy,
but you can call me Tea Bag.

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Sit.

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Who?

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He lives across the street.

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His mom lost her sitter,

00:16:08.281 --> 00:16:10.240 align:center
so she offered me $5,000
to watch him.

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- $5,000?
- Period.

00:16:12.201 --> 00:16:13.743 align:center
Surge pricing, babe.

00:16:13.744 --> 00:16:14.953 align:center
What about your night?

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Tonight is for the straights.

00:16:16.247 --> 00:16:18.081 align:center
We've been dancing
around your laws

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since before the Bible. Hey!

00:16:19.834 --> 00:16:21.376 align:center
- Put it down.
- Okay.

00:16:21.377 --> 00:16:24.254 align:center
But both of you will look
much hotter with this.

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I hate this kid.

00:16:25.631 --> 00:16:26.881 align:center
He sucks.

00:16:26.882 --> 00:16:28.925 align:center
I never really liked her,
if I'm being honest.

00:16:28.926 --> 00:16:31.219 align:center
You don't have to say that.
You're always being honest.

00:16:31.220 --> 00:16:32.429 align:center
I just don't think
she appreciated you

00:16:32.430 --> 00:16:33.722 align:center
for all that you are.

00:16:33.723 --> 00:16:35.015 align:center
You have to say that.
You're my mom.

00:16:35.016 --> 00:16:36.266 align:center
That's not true.

00:16:36.267 --> 00:16:37.851 align:center
Your brother's
kind of an asshole.

00:16:37.852 --> 00:16:39.102 align:center
If I'm being honest.

00:16:41.314 --> 00:16:43.148 align:center
I'm sorry, honey.

00:16:43.149 --> 00:16:45.692 align:center
Oh, Christ,
your hand is freezing.

00:16:45.693 --> 00:16:46.985 align:center
And it's all red.

00:16:46.986 --> 00:16:48.820 align:center
Have you been checked
for Raynaud's syndrome?

00:16:48.821 --> 00:16:51.781 align:center
You know it runs on your
father's side of the family.

00:16:51.782 --> 00:16:54.368 align:center
That and having a girlfriend
on Long Island.

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I had it all planned out.

00:16:56.579 --> 00:16:58.288 align:center
Yeah, I know you did, baby.

00:16:58.289 --> 00:17:00.666 align:center
Life doesn't work that way.

00:17:02.960 --> 00:17:05.420 align:center
Really think you should
get out there tonight.

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Nah, I think
I'm just gonna stay here.

00:17:07.465 --> 00:17:09.591 align:center
No, you should go out.
Just call your friends.

00:17:09.592 --> 00:17:11.343 align:center
Call Devin, Luis, whoever.

00:17:11.344 --> 00:17:12.719 align:center
But they're all married now.

00:17:12.720 --> 00:17:13.887 align:center
- Really?
- Yeah.

00:17:13.888 --> 00:17:15.263 align:center
Since when?

00:17:15.264 --> 00:17:16.222 align:center
Since they couldn't take
the mandate anymore.

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Goddamn mandate.

00:17:17.975 --> 00:17:19.851 align:center
Well, you can't stay here, Owen.

00:17:19.852 --> 00:17:21.269 align:center
Why?

00:17:21.270 --> 00:17:23.021 align:center
I'm gonna be having sex
with Rick tonight.

00:17:25.024 --> 00:17:26.275 align:center
Rick?

00:17:27.151 --> 00:17:28.610 align:center
Hey, pal.

00:17:28.611 --> 00:17:30.487 align:center
You know, I didn't even know
you were here.

00:17:30.488 --> 00:17:32.739 align:center
- Right back at you.
- Yeah, Owen's just leaving.

00:17:32.740 --> 00:17:34.282 align:center
Sorry to overhear
about your girlfriend.

00:17:34.283 --> 00:17:35.658 align:center
He's gonna get back
out there tonight.

00:17:35.659 --> 00:17:37.160 align:center
It's the perfect night for it.

00:17:37.161 --> 00:17:39.454 align:center
A million fish in the barrel,
ready to get shot.

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It's a blessing.
She blessed you with this.

00:17:41.040 --> 00:17:42.374 align:center
She's gonna be getting pipe,

00:17:42.375 --> 00:17:44.042 align:center
- so you might as well lay some.
- Rick.

00:17:44.043 --> 00:17:45.502 align:center
That's what this night
is. Don't shoot the messenger.

00:17:45.503 --> 00:17:47.003 align:center
I didn't vote for the mandate.

00:17:47.004 --> 00:17:48.546 align:center
No one voted for it.
It was passed by Congress.

00:17:48.547 --> 00:17:50.006 align:center
Which is a group
of representatives

00:17:50.007 --> 00:17:51.716 align:center
- that we all vote for.
- See, that's what happens

00:17:51.717 --> 00:17:53.510 align:center
- with one-issue voters.
- Nobody keeps their

00:17:53.511 --> 00:17:55.095 align:center
- campaign promises anymore.
- It's passed by old men...

00:17:55.096 --> 00:17:56.846 align:center
- Besides, Big Tech...
- It's... No, Big Tech has

00:17:56.847 --> 00:17:58.515 align:center
- nothing to do with it.
- ...has its thumbs on vote--

00:17:58.516 --> 00:18:00.016 align:center
It was an ideological grenade
thrown by old men

00:18:00.017 --> 00:18:02.018 align:center
- who are not affected by it!
- Women voted for it, too,

00:18:02.019 --> 00:18:03.061 align:center
Gloria Steinem!

00:18:04.730 --> 00:18:07.148 align:center
You got to go, honey.

00:18:07.149 --> 00:18:08.983 align:center
Ooh, yeah, you got to go.

00:18:08.984 --> 00:18:10.694 align:center
Yep.

00:18:11.529 --> 00:18:13.863 align:center
Love potion, ten dollar.

00:18:13.864 --> 00:18:15.698 align:center
White boy,
love potion for tonight.

00:18:15.699 --> 00:18:17.450 align:center
- No, no, I'm okay, thank you.
- Five dollar for you.

00:18:17.451 --> 00:18:18.701 align:center
Five dollar.
White boy, white boy.

00:18:29.338 --> 00:18:30.964 align:center
Oh, no, no.

00:18:30.965 --> 00:18:32.799 align:center
No, no, no. Stop.

00:18:32.800 --> 00:18:34.092 align:center
No sad songs.

00:18:34.093 --> 00:18:35.427 align:center
No "woe is me."

00:18:35.428 --> 00:18:36.970 align:center
Woe is not you.

00:18:36.971 --> 00:18:38.680 align:center
- Woe is kind of me.
- Oh, get over it.

00:18:38.681 --> 00:18:40.223 align:center
- Let's go. Come on.
- I...

00:18:40.224 --> 00:18:42.183 align:center
Get up. If you're gonna be
doing this by yourself,

00:18:42.184 --> 00:18:43.893 align:center
you need to look
like a shiny object,

00:18:43.894 --> 00:18:47.063 align:center
something that screams, "Hey,
everybody, I'm down to clown."

00:18:47.064 --> 00:18:48.481 align:center
I'm neither down nor a clown.

00:18:49.608 --> 00:18:51.025 align:center
Wait, I know. Wait there.

00:18:53.904 --> 00:18:55.906 align:center
Blow that out.

00:18:58.033 --> 00:18:59.242 align:center
My ex left this.

00:18:59.243 --> 00:19:00.326 align:center
Suzanne?

00:19:00.327 --> 00:19:01.619 align:center
Mm-mm. Francesca.

00:19:01.620 --> 00:19:04.497 align:center
- Oh. But...
- Uh... no.

00:19:04.498 --> 00:19:06.708 align:center
Come on, get up.
The night's already started.

00:19:06.709 --> 00:19:08.751 align:center
Cuffing season's almost over.

00:19:08.752 --> 00:19:09.919 align:center
Put your arms up.

00:19:09.920 --> 00:19:11.337 align:center
- Let's go!
- Oh, wow.

00:19:11.338 --> 00:19:13.089 align:center
- Come on.
- But Francesca was, like,

00:19:13.090 --> 00:19:14.883 align:center
cool and confident and...

00:19:14.884 --> 00:19:16.009 align:center
- And?
- Hot.

00:19:16.010 --> 00:19:17.427 align:center
Hey, so are you.
Step into that.

00:19:17.428 --> 00:19:18.512 align:center
This is tiny.

00:19:19.305 --> 00:19:22.182 align:center
You just got to find someone
creative and-and smart,

00:19:22.183 --> 00:19:25.101 align:center
and someone who's not afraid
to get a little...

00:19:25.102 --> 00:19:26.854 align:center
Wait. Shoes.

00:19:29.607 --> 00:19:31.816 align:center
Are you sure this isn't a top?

00:19:31.817 --> 00:19:33.943 align:center
I feel like everything's out.

00:19:33.944 --> 00:19:36.237 align:center
- You got to wear these.
- Whose were those?

00:19:36.238 --> 00:19:37.947 align:center
- Meghan's.
- What happened to Meghan?

00:19:37.948 --> 00:19:40.492 align:center
You know, she was acting,
and then she met the guy.

00:19:40.493 --> 00:19:41.910 align:center
I mean, she's always been
a princess anyway.

00:19:41.911 --> 00:19:43.620 align:center
- I mean, the shoes fit...
- It's a lot of this.

00:19:43.621 --> 00:19:45.288 align:center
No, no, if there's
one night for it,

00:19:45.289 --> 00:19:46.789 align:center
- it's tonight.
- Ooh.

00:19:46.790 --> 00:19:49.167 align:center
- You sure?
- Yes. Let it.

00:19:49.168 --> 00:19:50.543 align:center
'Cause maybe if it had a snap?

00:19:50.544 --> 00:19:52.128 align:center
Wait. Let me see.

00:19:52.129 --> 00:19:54.422 align:center
I mean, you look...

00:19:54.423 --> 00:19:56.467 align:center
deserving.

00:19:57.426 --> 00:19:59.010 align:center
But you need a purse.

00:19:59.011 --> 00:20:00.554 align:center
Oh.

00:20:03.098 --> 00:20:04.349 align:center
Do you have a condom?

00:20:04.350 --> 00:20:06.351 align:center
- Girl.
- Right. Sorry.

00:20:06.352 --> 00:20:07.810 align:center
Jacinta took our stash.

00:20:09.939 --> 00:20:13.149 align:center
If you want to holla
at your boy, I'm holdin'.

00:20:13.150 --> 00:20:15.193 align:center
- Get out!
- Hey.

00:20:15.194 --> 00:20:17.446 align:center
Jesus. Here.

00:20:18.322 --> 00:20:19.656 align:center
"Wide fit"?

00:20:19.657 --> 00:20:21.491 align:center
How you like me now, auntie?

00:20:21.492 --> 00:20:22.992 align:center
5,000 isn't enough.

00:20:22.993 --> 00:20:24.410 align:center
Uh-uh. You got duped.

00:20:48.435 --> 00:20:49.936 align:center
- Oh, God.
- Oh, I-I'm so sorry.

00:20:49.937 --> 00:20:51.604 align:center
- I'm sorry.
- Are you all right?

00:20:51.605 --> 00:20:52.855 align:center
- Yeah, no, it's okay.
- Are you? Are you okay?

00:20:52.856 --> 00:20:53.982 align:center
Yeah, yeah. You?

00:20:53.983 --> 00:20:55.858 align:center
Yeah. I'll make it.

00:20:57.069 --> 00:20:58.278 align:center
I was...

00:20:58.279 --> 00:20:59.612 align:center
Uh, yeah.

00:20:59.613 --> 00:21:01.531 align:center
You headed out for the...

00:21:01.532 --> 00:21:03.741 align:center
Uh, yeah.

00:21:03.742 --> 00:21:05.119 align:center
You?

00:21:07.580 --> 00:21:09.956 align:center
Yeah. Yeah.

00:21:09.957 --> 00:21:11.124 align:center
I guess so.

00:21:13.711 --> 00:21:16.088 align:center
Someone in particular or...?

00:21:17.423 --> 00:21:18.841 align:center
Or.

00:21:19.800 --> 00:21:21.051 align:center
Or.

00:21:24.847 --> 00:21:26.973 align:center
I'm Owen.

00:21:26.974 --> 00:21:28.934 align:center
Allie.

00:21:33.022 --> 00:21:34.564 align:center
Oh, my...

00:21:34.565 --> 00:21:36.232 align:center
- God. Ugh.
- I'm so sorry.

00:21:36.233 --> 00:21:38.735 align:center
I ate two omakases,
chef's choice sushi.

00:21:38.736 --> 00:21:40.403 align:center
It was really expensive.
I had to eat 'em.

00:21:40.404 --> 00:21:42.405 align:center
- What?
- My girlfriend left,

00:21:42.406 --> 00:21:43.865 align:center
and I'd already ordered them.

00:21:43.866 --> 00:21:45.575 align:center
Ugh.

00:21:45.576 --> 00:21:47.160 align:center
She's not my girlfriend, actually.

00:21:47.161 --> 00:21:49.537 align:center
She was meant to be my fiancée,
but now she's neither.

00:21:49.538 --> 00:21:51.914 align:center
Get it together, dude.

00:21:56.170 --> 00:21:58.588 align:center
I'm sorry.

00:22:14.355 --> 00:22:16.230 align:center
Get the... Get off!

00:22:16.231 --> 00:22:17.607 align:center
Let go!

00:22:17.608 --> 00:22:20.193 align:center
Help! Somebody help me!

00:22:20.194 --> 00:22:21.569 align:center
Get off! My bag!

00:22:21.570 --> 00:22:22.987 align:center
Hey, man, stop.

00:22:22.988 --> 00:22:24.781 align:center
- Let go!
- Hey! -MUGGER: Let go!

00:22:24.782 --> 00:22:26.158 align:center
What are you doing, man?
Stop. -

00:22:27.284 --> 00:22:28.701 align:center
- NYPD!
- Police!

00:22:28.702 --> 00:22:30.286 align:center
- Freeze!
- Freeze!

00:22:30.287 --> 00:22:31.412 align:center
- Hey.
- Cut, cut, cut.

00:22:31.413 --> 00:22:32.538 align:center
What do you mean "cut"?

00:22:32.539 --> 00:22:33.790 align:center
- What?
- Why are we cutting?

00:22:33.791 --> 00:22:34.832 align:center
- Who said cut? -Why?
- Got to go again.

00:22:34.833 --> 00:22:36.417 align:center
- Who are you?
- What?

00:22:36.418 --> 00:22:37.960 align:center
What are you doing here?
You didn't see all the cameras?

00:22:37.961 --> 00:22:39.128 align:center
- What do you mean?
- Cameras everywhere, bro.

00:22:39.129 --> 00:22:40.213 align:center
We're shooting a movie.

00:22:40.214 --> 00:22:41.798 align:center
You couldn't wait
30 fucking seconds?

00:22:41.799 --> 00:22:43.466 align:center
Now we got to redo
the whole thing, dude.

00:22:43.467 --> 00:22:45.176 align:center
- My girl's waiting for me.
- I thought there was a robbery.

00:22:45.177 --> 00:22:46.636 align:center
You know what? I think
we got it. We got it, right?

00:22:46.637 --> 00:22:47.845 align:center
We paint this mook out
VFX, right?

00:22:47.846 --> 00:22:48.971 align:center
- We good?
- Nope. Got to go again.

00:22:48.972 --> 00:22:50.473 align:center
- What? -No!
- Going again.

00:22:50.474 --> 00:22:51.974 align:center
Ugh! -Why would you make
a movie today?

00:22:51.975 --> 00:22:53.976 align:center
- Today's the night.
- Yeah, dude. No paparazzi.

00:22:53.977 --> 00:22:56.062 align:center
Yeah. -Right? No kids
with the fucking TikTok, right?

00:22:56.063 --> 00:22:57.772 align:center
Everybody's in their houses,
right, getting it done.

00:22:57.773 --> 00:22:59.232 align:center
- It's nice to meet you.
- Hi. I know. Thank you.

00:22:59.233 --> 00:23:00.650 align:center
Well, I mean,
you got to have someone, right?

00:23:00.651 --> 00:23:02.110 align:center
Look at you. Fucking face.

00:23:02.111 --> 00:23:03.778 align:center
No.

00:23:03.779 --> 00:23:05.405 align:center
- Really?
- What's wrong with you?

00:23:05.406 --> 00:23:06.823 align:center
There's nothing wrong with me.

00:23:06.824 --> 00:23:08.157 align:center
- I'm sorry, man. That sucks.
- Yeah, sorry.

00:23:08.158 --> 00:23:09.617 align:center
- It'll be okay.
- Nothing wrong with me.

00:23:09.618 --> 00:23:11.536 align:center
- I just... um...
- I'm sorry. -Sorry.

00:23:11.537 --> 00:23:12.787 align:center
- Sir, sir.
- Yeah, sorry, man.

00:23:12.788 --> 00:23:14.080 align:center
- Good luck.
- Yeah, come with me.

00:23:14.081 --> 00:23:15.707 align:center
I can't believe
he doesn't have anybody.

00:23:15.708 --> 00:23:17.333 align:center
- It's weird, right?
- Yeah.

00:23:17.334 --> 00:23:19.001 align:center
He's so hot, I thought...

00:23:19.002 --> 00:23:21.754 align:center
I mean, I-I'd fuck that guy,
you know?

00:23:35.436 --> 00:23:37.019 align:center
You waiting on someone?

00:23:37.020 --> 00:23:38.271 align:center
No.

00:23:38.272 --> 00:23:40.648 align:center
Just taking a break?

00:23:40.649 --> 00:23:42.525 align:center
Something like that.

00:23:42.526 --> 00:23:43.693 align:center
So, what can I get you?

00:23:43.694 --> 00:23:45.027 align:center
Something to help me forget

00:23:45.028 --> 00:23:47.488 align:center
about the last three years
of my life,

00:23:47.489 --> 00:23:49.490 align:center
- in a dirty glass.
- I get it.

00:23:49.491 --> 00:23:52.243 align:center
Single bitches be crazy tonight.

00:23:56.707 --> 00:23:58.709 align:center
Could always be worse.

00:24:01.211 --> 00:24:04.338 align:center
Why do you think
she would do this tonight?

00:24:04.339 --> 00:24:07.842 align:center
I mean, that picture
you showed me of the guy...

00:24:07.843 --> 00:24:09.385 align:center
he's pretty good-looking.

00:24:09.386 --> 00:24:10.678 align:center
It was on LinkedIn.

00:24:10.679 --> 00:24:12.306 align:center
Those are all
bullshit headshots.

00:24:13.098 --> 00:24:15.558 align:center
Look. Is he really
that much better than me?

00:24:15.559 --> 00:24:17.185 align:center
Mm.

00:24:17.186 --> 00:24:20.188 align:center
Look, sometimes you just want
something different, okay?

00:24:20.189 --> 00:24:22.523 align:center
And tonight's the night
to explore.

00:24:22.524 --> 00:24:23.983 align:center
See all these Doras?

00:24:23.984 --> 00:24:26.277 align:center
They're all just looking
for their Diegos.

00:24:26.278 --> 00:24:27.446 align:center
They're cousins.

00:24:28.238 --> 00:24:30.281 align:center
- Really?
- Yeah. Their moms are sisters.

00:24:30.282 --> 00:24:32.909 align:center
If anything, Diego would be
getting with the map.

00:24:32.910 --> 00:24:35.453 align:center
Or maybe Backpack,
but later in college.

00:24:35.454 --> 00:24:38.956 align:center
You know what? I bet you
she thinks I can't do it.

00:24:38.957 --> 00:24:40.666 align:center
That I'll be too upset.

00:24:41.752 --> 00:24:42.794 align:center
Too upset. Yeah.

00:24:42.795 --> 00:24:44.420 align:center
Yeah, that's her plan.

00:24:44.421 --> 00:24:45.713 align:center
She gets with that bus driver...

00:24:45.714 --> 00:24:47.048 align:center
I think it said
that he's a pilot.

00:24:47.049 --> 00:24:48.341 align:center
Right, she gets to have
her one night

00:24:48.342 --> 00:24:50.009 align:center
thinking I'm gonna be
all by myself,

00:24:50.010 --> 00:24:51.969 align:center
too upset to do anything,
she gets her little fix

00:24:51.970 --> 00:24:53.304 align:center
and then comes
running back to me.

00:24:53.305 --> 00:24:55.473 align:center
Well, fuck that.
This dog's gonna hunt.

00:24:55.474 --> 00:24:56.974 align:center
- Go off, king.
- You know what she called me?

00:24:56.975 --> 00:24:59.727 align:center
She called me a nice guy.

00:24:59.728 --> 00:25:01.270 align:center
Do I look like a nice guy?

00:25:01.271 --> 00:25:03.940 align:center
Is... is she okay?

00:25:03.941 --> 00:25:05.733 align:center
- I think she needs some water.
- Listen.

00:25:05.734 --> 00:25:07.151 align:center
You do seem like a nice guy.

00:25:07.152 --> 00:25:09.320 align:center
- No, no, no, no.
- But I swear it's a good thing.

00:25:09.321 --> 00:25:11.698 align:center
No woman wants to be
with a nice guy.

00:25:12.616 --> 00:25:14.992 align:center
If you were single, would you
want to have sex with me?

00:25:14.993 --> 00:25:16.661 align:center
What makes you think
I'm not single?

00:25:16.662 --> 00:25:18.621 align:center
'Cause you're working tonight.

00:25:18.622 --> 00:25:20.999 align:center
Until my shift ends
in 30 minutes.

00:25:21.959 --> 00:25:23.501 align:center
That mean you want to hang out?

00:25:23.502 --> 00:25:25.838 align:center
God, you really have been
out of the game, haven't you?

00:25:26.880 --> 00:25:28.381 align:center
See you in 30 minutes.

00:25:28.382 --> 00:25:29.883 align:center
- Okay.
- Okay.

00:25:30.676 --> 00:25:31.968 align:center
- Cool.
- Cool.

00:25:31.969 --> 00:25:33.427 align:center
You have protection, right?

00:25:33.428 --> 00:25:35.471 align:center
- Yeah.
- Okay.

00:25:35.472 --> 00:25:37.014 align:center
I'm just gonna get some air.

00:25:37.015 --> 00:25:38.140 align:center
Okay.

00:25:38.141 --> 00:25:39.642 align:center
See you in a bit.

00:25:39.643 --> 00:25:41.143 align:center
Hey.

00:25:41.144 --> 00:25:42.937 align:center
Hey, you should drink that.

00:25:42.938 --> 00:25:44.480 align:center
Just drink it.

00:25:46.483 --> 00:25:48.442 align:center
Great. Now I'm getting roofied.

00:25:54.908 --> 00:25:56.826 align:center
Hey, buddy.
You have any condoms?

00:25:56.827 --> 00:25:58.578 align:center
- That's it?
- Nah.

00:25:58.579 --> 00:26:00.163 align:center
- None?
- Ain't got none.

00:26:33.739 --> 00:26:35.198 align:center
Hi.

00:26:36.199 --> 00:26:37.491 align:center
Hi.

00:26:37.492 --> 00:26:38.868 align:center
Crazy night.

00:26:38.869 --> 00:26:40.244 align:center
Andrew.

00:26:40.245 --> 00:26:41.704 align:center
Allie.

00:26:41.705 --> 00:26:43.080 align:center
I got a 1:40 available.

00:26:43.081 --> 00:26:44.457 align:center
It's only a 20-minute block,

00:26:44.458 --> 00:26:46.167 align:center
but your dress should
save us some time.

00:26:46.168 --> 00:26:48.628 align:center
Uh, no, thank you, Andrew.

00:26:48.629 --> 00:26:50.546 align:center
♪ Get lost forever ♪

00:26:50.547 --> 00:26:52.924 align:center
♪ Nice try ♪

00:26:52.925 --> 00:26:54.759 align:center
♪ Get out the way ♪

00:26:54.760 --> 00:26:57.261 align:center
♪ You're in our way... ♪

00:26:57.262 --> 00:27:00.806 align:center
So, my firm was one of the
first angels in on Rexton Labs.

00:27:00.807 --> 00:27:02.892 align:center
Every sensor on a wrist,

00:27:02.893 --> 00:27:04.435 align:center
that's five boodles
in our pocket.

00:27:04.436 --> 00:27:08.564 align:center
There are 266 million people
in this country over 18.

00:27:08.565 --> 00:27:09.774 align:center
You do the math.

00:27:09.775 --> 00:27:11.776 align:center
1.3 billion.

00:27:11.777 --> 00:27:13.444 align:center
Mama!

00:27:13.445 --> 00:27:16.530 align:center
I'm bringing someone home
for Thanksgiving!

00:27:16.531 --> 00:27:21.619 align:center
- Yippee-ay-oh, K-Y!
- Yippee-ay-oh, K-Y!

00:27:21.620 --> 00:27:24.205 align:center
- Make your one night smooth!
- Try it. Yippee-ay-oh, K-Y!

00:27:24.206 --> 00:27:26.082 align:center
- Yippee-ay-oh, K-Y!
- Yippee-ay-oh, K-Y!

00:27:26.083 --> 00:27:28.834 align:center
Yeah! Yippee-ay-oh, K-Y!

00:27:28.835 --> 00:27:30.336 align:center
Yippee-ay-oh, K-Y!

00:27:30.337 --> 00:27:34.340 align:center
It tracks dopamine, oxytocin
and testosterone levels.

00:27:34.341 --> 00:27:37.051 align:center
So if it spikes
when it's close to another one

00:27:37.052 --> 00:27:39.387 align:center
with elevated levels, bam!

00:27:39.388 --> 00:27:43.140 align:center
It flashes red, and the
authorities are alerted via 5G.

00:27:43.141 --> 00:27:47.186 align:center
So we're developing a pill
that masks dopamine.

00:27:47.187 --> 00:27:49.605 align:center
Correct me if I'm wrong,
but couldn't that also lead

00:27:49.606 --> 00:27:51.774 align:center
to the cure for Parkinson's?

00:27:51.775 --> 00:27:53.943 align:center
There's no money in that shit.

00:27:53.944 --> 00:27:56.237 align:center
- Wow.
- Enough small talk.

00:27:56.238 --> 00:27:58.239 align:center
We swiping right,
or what's the dilly?

00:27:58.240 --> 00:28:01.158 align:center
I can palm that card
in my hand like so,

00:28:01.159 --> 00:28:03.369 align:center
and all I have to do is blow.

00:28:03.370 --> 00:28:05.079 align:center
And the card dissolves...

00:28:05.080 --> 00:28:06.872 align:center
...and disappears completely.

00:28:06.873 --> 00:28:08.124 align:center
That's amazing.

00:28:08.125 --> 00:28:10.418 align:center
I think you have
something in your...

00:28:10.419 --> 00:28:11.795 align:center
No.

00:28:13.171 --> 00:28:14.588 align:center
You have something in your...

00:28:14.589 --> 00:28:17.926 align:center
♪ I hope you're gonna
get out soon ♪

00:28:26.768 --> 00:28:28.270 align:center
Hi.

00:28:29.980 --> 00:28:31.605 align:center
Do you have any more?

00:28:31.606 --> 00:28:32.940 align:center
All gone.

00:28:32.941 --> 00:28:34.817 align:center
MAN
Ay, mi pinga.

00:28:38.780 --> 00:28:40.698 align:center
Be safe tonight.

00:28:40.699 --> 00:28:43.617 align:center
I have to be honest, I've met
a lot of crazy people tonight.

00:28:43.618 --> 00:28:45.536 align:center
I have met lunatics.

00:28:45.537 --> 00:28:47.496 align:center
It's like they all come out
on this one night.

00:28:47.497 --> 00:28:49.540 align:center
And they're like zombies,
just preying on all of us.

00:28:49.541 --> 00:28:51.500 align:center
- It's a literal nightmare.
- Right?

00:28:51.501 --> 00:28:54.211 align:center
Is there no normal person who
hasn't found their person yet?

00:28:54.212 --> 00:28:57.506 align:center
So, want to do him first,
then me,

00:28:57.507 --> 00:29:00.259 align:center
or me, then him, or maybe
surprise us?

00:29:00.260 --> 00:29:01.927 align:center
Or both of us at the same time?

00:29:01.928 --> 00:29:03.179 align:center
- Oh, that's fun.
- Yeah.

00:29:03.180 --> 00:29:04.722 align:center
Sort of
a human Jenga situation.

00:29:04.723 --> 00:29:06.098 align:center
His top, my bottom.

00:29:06.099 --> 00:29:07.641 align:center
Or we could do it
hangman style.

00:29:07.642 --> 00:29:09.435 align:center
- Or we could switch it up.
- Both of us from under.

00:29:09.436 --> 00:29:11.145 align:center
- With a little tickle.
- The tickle thing?

00:29:11.146 --> 00:29:12.271 align:center
Tickle from the back
and front at the same time?

00:29:12.272 --> 00:29:13.689 align:center
That sounds good, right?

00:29:13.690 --> 00:29:15.232 align:center
On your side
or on your back or...

00:29:15.233 --> 00:29:17.027 align:center
- Side. Side.
- Side.

00:29:50.685 --> 00:29:52.061 align:center
That is sad.

00:29:52.062 --> 00:29:54.397 align:center
Like, really sad, like...

00:29:55.398 --> 00:29:58.109 align:center
You win the gold medal
at the Sad Song Olympics.

00:30:00.112 --> 00:30:02.947 align:center
Would you mind if I...

00:30:02.948 --> 00:30:05.366 align:center
toss my hat into the ring?

00:30:05.367 --> 00:30:07.369 align:center
Sure.

00:30:18.171 --> 00:30:20.339 align:center
It's very sad.

00:30:20.340 --> 00:30:22.133 align:center
Thanks.

00:30:22.134 --> 00:30:23.843 align:center
My parents are German.

00:30:23.844 --> 00:30:30.099 align:center
♪ I'm lyin' alone
with my head on the phone ♪

00:30:30.100 --> 00:30:33.352 align:center
♪ Thinkin' of you
till it hurts ♪

00:30:33.353 --> 00:30:35.980 align:center
This is a sad song.

00:30:35.981 --> 00:30:38.274 align:center
♪ I wish I could carry ♪

00:30:38.275 --> 00:30:41.485 align:center
♪ Your smile in my heart ♪

00:30:41.486 --> 00:30:45.906 align:center
♪ For times when my life
seems so low ♪

00:30:45.907 --> 00:30:47.199 align:center
This is the saddest part.

00:30:47.200 --> 00:30:49.994 align:center
♪ It would make me believe ♪

00:30:49.995 --> 00:30:53.372 align:center
♪ What tomorrow would bring ♪

00:30:53.373 --> 00:30:58.836 align:center
♪ When today
doesn't really know ♪

00:30:58.837 --> 00:31:01.297 align:center
♪ I'm all out of love ♪

00:31:01.298 --> 00:31:03.048 align:center
♪ I'm all out of... ♪

00:31:03.049 --> 00:31:04.675 align:center
You know the song, right?

00:31:04.676 --> 00:31:07.595 align:center
♪ I'm all out of love ♪

00:31:07.596 --> 00:31:10.389 align:center
♪ I'm so lost without you ♪

00:31:10.390 --> 00:31:12.433 align:center
♪ I know you were right ♪

00:31:12.434 --> 00:31:14.685 align:center
♪ Believing for so long ♪

00:31:14.686 --> 00:31:16.395 align:center
- You know
what I'm gonna do, right?

00:31:16.396 --> 00:31:18.230 align:center
- No. Oh, wow.
- Key change. Higher but sadder.

00:31:18.231 --> 00:31:20.441 align:center
♪ I'm all out of love ♪

00:31:20.442 --> 00:31:23.235 align:center
♪ I'm so lost without you ♪

00:31:23.236 --> 00:31:25.446 align:center
♪ I know you were right ♪

00:31:25.447 --> 00:31:28.324 align:center
♪ Believing for so long ♪

00:31:28.325 --> 00:31:31.035 align:center
♪ I'm all out of love ♪

00:31:31.036 --> 00:31:33.329 align:center
♪ What am I without you? ♪

00:31:33.330 --> 00:31:35.497 align:center
♪ I can't be too late ♪

00:31:35.498 --> 00:31:39.919 align:center
♪ To say that I was so wrong. ♪

00:31:39.920 --> 00:31:42.004 align:center
It's a sad song.

00:31:42.005 --> 00:31:44.381 align:center
So sad. Wow.

00:31:44.382 --> 00:31:47.968 align:center
Have I heard you sing before?
Your voice is so familiar.

00:31:47.969 --> 00:31:49.970 align:center
Uh, n-no.

00:31:49.971 --> 00:31:51.180 align:center
Probably not.

00:31:51.181 --> 00:31:52.973 align:center
Well, I should have.

00:31:52.974 --> 00:31:54.308 align:center
You're kind of amazing.

00:31:54.309 --> 00:31:56.518 align:center
No, you're amazing.

00:31:56.519 --> 00:31:58.312 align:center
No, I'm serious.

00:31:58.313 --> 00:32:00.689 align:center
- I'm serious.
- No.

00:32:00.690 --> 00:32:02.233 align:center
I'm serious.

00:32:14.037 --> 00:32:16.163 align:center
- Are you sure this is okay?
- What?

00:32:16.164 --> 00:32:18.207 align:center
I feel like we don't
have to do this now.

00:32:18.208 --> 00:32:20.125 align:center
You know, I don't think
of you as just...

00:32:20.126 --> 00:32:21.669 align:center
Mandate meat?

00:32:21.670 --> 00:32:25.215 align:center
Oh, that term is disgusting,
but, well, yeah.

00:32:26.800 --> 00:32:29.344 align:center
God, you're sweet.

00:32:30.595 --> 00:32:32.305 align:center
I have a condom.

00:32:34.057 --> 00:32:35.891 align:center
I'll be right back.

00:32:55.745 --> 00:32:57.497 align:center
You got to be kidding me.

00:33:05.630 --> 00:33:07.215 align:center
Anyone here?

00:33:08.383 --> 00:33:10.801 align:center
Yeah. Uh, what can I do for you?

00:33:10.802 --> 00:33:13.262 align:center
- Do you have any more condoms?
- Uh, sorry.

00:33:13.263 --> 00:33:15.223 align:center
Um, we're all out.

00:34:31.758 --> 00:34:33.343 align:center
Condoms.

00:34:34.719 --> 00:34:35.803 align:center
Yes!

00:34:35.804 --> 00:34:37.805 align:center
I will take it.

00:34:37.806 --> 00:34:38.764 align:center
Thank you.

00:34:38.765 --> 00:34:41.393 align:center
- 200.
- What? That's gouging.

00:34:42.185 --> 00:34:44.186 align:center
I feel awful about it.

00:34:44.187 --> 00:34:45.354 align:center
Fine.

00:34:45.355 --> 00:34:46.772 align:center
Cash only.

00:34:46.773 --> 00:34:48.691 align:center
ATM in the back.

00:34:49.484 --> 00:34:52.362 align:center
But somebody already
beat you to it.

00:35:01.371 --> 00:35:03.539 align:center
- That's crazy.
- Uh...

00:35:03.540 --> 00:35:05.791 align:center
Look, I'm-I'm really sorry
about what happened earlier.

00:35:05.792 --> 00:35:06.875 align:center
It's all good.

00:35:06.876 --> 00:35:07.960 align:center
No, I-I want to explain.

00:35:07.961 --> 00:35:09.545 align:center
I went for dinner
with my girlfriend.

00:35:09.546 --> 00:35:11.046 align:center
I'd ordered two omakases.

00:35:11.047 --> 00:35:12.382 align:center
You vomit words, too?

00:35:14.134 --> 00:35:15.885 align:center
Like I said, I'm really sorry.

00:35:17.262 --> 00:35:19.388 align:center
Glad you found someone, though.

00:35:19.389 --> 00:35:22.392 align:center
Looks like
we both found our "or."

00:35:23.059 --> 00:35:25.060 align:center
Is that him?

00:35:25.061 --> 00:35:26.812 align:center
I like that jacket.
Is that Buck Mason?

00:35:26.813 --> 00:35:28.730 align:center
That is my PIN.

00:35:28.731 --> 00:35:31.692 align:center
Hey, Tits McGee.

00:35:31.693 --> 00:35:33.110 align:center
Sorry.

00:35:33.111 --> 00:35:34.403 align:center
Let me see if mine works.

00:35:34.404 --> 00:35:35.904 align:center
Oh, so you can get it? No.

00:35:35.905 --> 00:35:37.781 align:center
- Well,
it looks like you've been here

00:35:37.782 --> 00:35:39.408 align:center
a while now, and you don't
seem to be yielding much fruit.

00:35:39.409 --> 00:35:40.826 align:center
- They got 'em.
- $200, cash only,

00:35:40.827 --> 00:35:42.494 align:center
- ATM in the back.
- Okay, look.

00:35:42.495 --> 00:35:44.580 align:center
- I really need this.
- So do I.

00:35:44.581 --> 00:35:47.166 align:center
I have a window, and it's gonna
close if I don't get back

00:35:47.167 --> 00:35:48.750 align:center
in eight and three-quarter
minutes.

00:35:48.751 --> 00:35:51.378 align:center
I actually have a real
connection with somebody, okay?

00:35:51.379 --> 00:35:53.046 align:center
You're in a bodega
trying to buy a condom.

00:35:53.047 --> 00:35:55.132 align:center
What does he get on his pizza?

00:35:55.133 --> 00:35:56.592 align:center
What?

00:35:56.593 --> 00:35:58.302 align:center
Well, if you have
a real connection with someone,

00:35:58.303 --> 00:36:00.179 align:center
you know what kind of pizza
they like.

00:36:00.180 --> 00:36:01.638 align:center
It's coffee, not pizza.

00:36:01.639 --> 00:36:03.223 align:center
It's how they take
their coffee. -Okay, okay.

00:36:03.224 --> 00:36:05.268 align:center
How does he take
his coffee, then?

00:36:06.227 --> 00:36:09.314 align:center
He likes it how I like it:
black with three sugars.

00:36:10.482 --> 00:36:12.024 align:center
Well, that's gross.

00:36:12.025 --> 00:36:14.527 align:center
He thinks it's adorable.

00:36:15.904 --> 00:36:18.363 align:center
I'm sure you'll end up
at the top

00:36:18.364 --> 00:36:21.575 align:center
of the Empire State Building
at sunrise,

00:36:21.576 --> 00:36:23.661 align:center
pledging your undying love.

00:36:24.454 --> 00:36:26.079 align:center
I would love that for us.

00:36:26.080 --> 00:36:27.498 align:center
May I?

00:36:27.499 --> 00:36:29.791 align:center
Just...

00:36:29.792 --> 00:36:31.461 align:center
Ah.

00:36:37.133 --> 00:36:38.593 align:center
Thank you.

00:36:42.514 --> 00:36:44.139 align:center
I want to go now.

00:36:44.140 --> 00:36:46.475 align:center
So hot.

00:36:48.978 --> 00:36:50.437 align:center
No, no, no.

00:36:50.438 --> 00:36:51.647 align:center
That's not right.

00:36:51.648 --> 00:36:53.315 align:center
- Ah, I just did payroll.
- This sucks.

00:36:53.316 --> 00:36:55.442 align:center
- Hey, my guy. Can I use that?
- My God!

00:36:55.443 --> 00:36:57.027 align:center
You guys have been here
for a minute.

00:36:57.028 --> 00:37:00.072 align:center
Aren't you guys
a little old, too?

00:37:00.073 --> 00:37:01.698 align:center
- What?
- What?

00:37:03.660 --> 00:37:05.661 align:center
Excuse me.

00:37:05.662 --> 00:37:06.995 align:center
Pardon me.

00:37:06.996 --> 00:37:08.372 align:center
Oh, fuck yeah.

00:37:08.373 --> 00:37:09.665 align:center
Oh, literally.

00:37:09.666 --> 00:37:11.751 align:center
Mwah.

00:37:13.127 --> 00:37:14.836 align:center
I hate this night.

00:37:14.837 --> 00:37:16.713 align:center
Sucks.

00:37:16.714 --> 00:37:18.632 align:center
Got to get the key.

00:37:26.516 --> 00:37:27.892 align:center
So hot.

00:37:51.332 --> 00:37:53.041 align:center
What are you doing?

00:37:53.042 --> 00:37:55.044 align:center
Making it happen.

00:37:59.340 --> 00:38:01.259 align:center
Go.

00:38:01.926 --> 00:38:03.302 align:center
- ♪ Let me go on ♪
- Oh!

00:38:03.303 --> 00:38:04.553 align:center
Oh!

00:38:04.554 --> 00:38:05.887 align:center
♪ Like a blister in the sun ♪

00:38:05.888 --> 00:38:07.055 align:center
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

00:38:07.056 --> 00:38:08.223 align:center
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
- Oh!

00:38:08.224 --> 00:38:09.600 align:center
♪ Let me go on ♪

00:38:09.601 --> 00:38:11.518 align:center
♪ Big hands,
I know you're the one ♪

00:38:15.565 --> 00:38:18.066 align:center
Oh, my God,
you are a crazy person.

00:38:18.067 --> 00:38:20.110 align:center
- Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, God.
- Oh!

00:38:20.111 --> 00:38:21.903 align:center
- Bro.
- Film it. Film it.

00:38:21.904 --> 00:38:24.239 align:center
Oh!

00:38:25.575 --> 00:38:27.534 align:center
What? How?

00:38:27.535 --> 00:38:28.744 align:center
Hey! Stop!

00:38:28.745 --> 00:38:29.995 align:center
Uh-oh.

00:38:29.996 --> 00:38:31.788 align:center
- Every goddamn year.
- Hey.

00:38:31.789 --> 00:38:33.332 align:center
- What are you doing?
- One of us should get it.

00:38:33.333 --> 00:38:34.750 align:center
- Come on.
- Motherfuckers!

00:38:34.751 --> 00:38:37.586 align:center
- Go, go, go, go, go!
- You fucking animals!

00:38:37.587 --> 00:38:39.212 align:center
They're chasing us!

00:38:39.213 --> 00:38:40.797 align:center
When that one condom
gets stolen on Fuck Night!

00:38:40.798 --> 00:38:42.299 align:center
Bro!

00:38:42.300 --> 00:38:43.801 align:center
Oh! -Oh, my God.

00:38:45.219 --> 00:38:46.304 align:center
♪ Ow! ♪

00:38:47.096 --> 00:38:49.097 align:center
Hey. In here, here,
here, here, here. -What?

00:38:49.098 --> 00:38:51.433 align:center
- You can't just go backwards.
- Go back, back, back, back.

00:38:51.434 --> 00:38:53.393 align:center
- Down, down, down.
- Oh, my God.

00:39:13.665 --> 00:39:14.957 align:center
Okay, wait.

00:39:16.167 --> 00:39:17.751 align:center
I know I just met the guy,

00:39:17.752 --> 00:39:20.128 align:center
but I actually think
he could be someone special.

00:39:20.129 --> 00:39:22.924 align:center
I really need to get back
out there tonight.

00:39:27.345 --> 00:39:28.846 align:center
Flip for it.

00:39:30.014 --> 00:39:32.641 align:center
Durex or warnings
and instructions?

00:39:32.642 --> 00:39:34.101 align:center
Warnings and instructions.

00:39:34.102 --> 00:39:35.394 align:center
- Okay.
- No.

00:39:35.395 --> 00:39:36.478 align:center
Durex.

00:39:36.479 --> 00:39:37.980 align:center
Okay.

00:39:39.565 --> 00:39:41.024 align:center
Warnings and instructions.

00:39:41.025 --> 00:39:42.526 align:center
You're warnings
and instructions, I'm Durex.

00:39:42.527 --> 00:39:43.985 align:center
I'm gonna change my mind.

00:39:43.986 --> 00:39:45.153 align:center
Durex.

00:39:45.154 --> 00:39:46.863 align:center
- One...
- No, warnings and instructions.

00:39:46.864 --> 00:39:48.448 align:center
- I can't... I can't...
- Okay, how about I'm Durex?

00:39:48.449 --> 00:39:50.283 align:center
You have to take in
the conditions of the wind and,

00:39:50.284 --> 00:39:51.993 align:center
like, how heavy this is
and how long it was in the box.

00:39:51.994 --> 00:39:53.787 align:center
- Fuck are you talking about?
- This is a big moment.

00:39:53.788 --> 00:39:55.914 align:center
And I've got someone waiting
for me back at the bar.

00:39:55.915 --> 00:39:57.249 align:center
She's gonna leave soon.

00:39:58.626 --> 00:40:00.127 align:center
Durex,
warnings and instructions.

00:40:00.128 --> 00:40:02.379 align:center
No, no, no, no, no. Warnings
and instructions, Durex.

00:40:02.380 --> 00:40:04.005 align:center
- I can't look.
- Oh, my God.

00:40:04.006 --> 00:40:05.674 align:center
- One...
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:40:16.853 --> 00:40:18.562 align:center
Okay, go a little lower.

00:40:18.563 --> 00:40:19.730 align:center
A little lower.

00:40:19.731 --> 00:40:21.148 align:center
Yep.

00:40:22.942 --> 00:40:24.902 align:center
- Don't look.
- I'm not looking.

00:40:25.737 --> 00:40:27.863 align:center
Ow! Look a little.

00:40:27.864 --> 00:40:29.781 align:center
- I'm sorry.
- Okay, little farther.

00:40:29.782 --> 00:40:32.075 align:center
Little farther.

00:40:32.076 --> 00:40:33.243 align:center
I got it.

00:40:33.244 --> 00:40:34.411 align:center
- Got it?
- Yep.

00:40:34.412 --> 00:40:35.495 align:center
Ow!

00:40:35.496 --> 00:40:36.747 align:center
I'm sorry.

00:40:38.708 --> 00:40:41.334 align:center
Oh, my God. Whoa.

00:40:42.879 --> 00:40:44.546 align:center
You okay?

00:40:44.547 --> 00:40:46.549 align:center
Yeah. And I got it.

00:40:49.218 --> 00:40:51.053 align:center
It was warnings
and instructions.

00:40:52.597 --> 00:40:54.182 align:center
Thanks.

00:41:02.523 --> 00:41:04.650 align:center
Did you get it?

00:41:11.073 --> 00:41:12.657 align:center
Sorry.

00:41:20.249 --> 00:41:22.667 align:center
ALLIE
♪ You're gonna take it ♪

00:41:22.668 --> 00:41:25.962 align:center
♪ Oh, yes,
you're gonna take it ♪

00:41:25.963 --> 00:41:28.924 align:center
- Aw.
- ♪ You are gonna take it ♪

00:41:28.925 --> 00:41:31.593 align:center
♪ Tonight ♪

00:41:31.594 --> 00:41:33.429 align:center
♪ Penestra! ♪

00:41:47.193 --> 00:41:52.614 align:center
♪ Cardamom and jade
as your eyes streamed ♪

00:41:52.615 --> 00:41:57.869 align:center
♪ On the night you showed
your volcanic side ♪

00:41:57.870 --> 00:41:59.788 align:center
♪ And I'm afraid to need... ♪

00:41:59.789 --> 00:42:01.122 align:center
Do you live here?

00:42:01.123 --> 00:42:03.333 align:center
Yeah. My spot.

00:42:05.127 --> 00:42:08.296 align:center
- Is that a...
- I know. It's a bit much.

00:42:08.297 --> 00:42:10.006 align:center
He's an old friend.

00:42:10.007 --> 00:42:12.467 align:center
And nothing says housewarming
like a silhouette

00:42:12.468 --> 00:42:14.803 align:center
of an old-timey boy
holding a balloon duck.

00:42:14.804 --> 00:42:16.763 align:center
Want something to drink?

00:42:16.764 --> 00:42:19.224 align:center
I make a mean glass of wine.

00:42:19.225 --> 00:42:21.853 align:center
- Yeah, I would love something.
- All right.

00:42:22.645 --> 00:42:24.814 align:center
- Is that a...
- Fake Basquiat?

00:42:26.023 --> 00:42:27.733 align:center
No.

00:42:28.860 --> 00:42:31.278 align:center
Go, make yourself comfortable.

00:42:32.238 --> 00:42:34.364 align:center
♪ I don't wanna wait for you ♪

00:42:34.365 --> 00:42:38.827 align:center
♪ I don't wanna wait for you,
I don't wanna wait for you ♪

00:42:38.828 --> 00:42:41.830 align:center
♪ But I need you,
so I won't go. ♪

00:42:49.881 --> 00:42:51.673 align:center
To the girl who's made my night.

00:43:05.855 --> 00:43:07.731 align:center
How do you take your pizza?

00:43:07.732 --> 00:43:08.815 align:center
What?

00:43:08.816 --> 00:43:10.359 align:center
I'm, um...

00:43:11.360 --> 00:43:12.695 align:center
Nothing.

00:43:40.890 --> 00:43:42.265 align:center
Ah, fuck.

00:43:42.266 --> 00:43:44.018 align:center
Go! We'll take
the back! -Yeah, fuck.

00:43:44.560 --> 00:43:46.353 align:center
Wha... Hey.

00:43:46.354 --> 00:43:47.896 align:center
NYPD!

00:43:47.897 --> 00:43:48.939 align:center
- OFFICER 3: We know
you're in there!

00:43:48.940 --> 00:43:50.857 align:center
We followed your motorcycle!

00:43:50.858 --> 00:43:52.317 align:center
It was just one condom!

00:43:52.318 --> 00:43:54.986 align:center
Open up, or we're gonna knock
your door down!

00:43:54.987 --> 00:43:56.905 align:center
♪ I'm all out of love ♪

00:43:56.906 --> 00:43:59.240 align:center
♪ What am I without you? ♪

00:43:59.241 --> 00:44:01.660 align:center
- Hey!
- ♪ I can't be too late... ♪

00:44:01.661 --> 00:44:03.370 align:center
Where are we going?

00:44:03.371 --> 00:44:04.621 align:center
Max?

00:44:08.250 --> 00:44:09.751 align:center
♪ I know you were right ♪

00:44:09.752 --> 00:44:10.919 align:center
Max?

00:44:10.920 --> 00:44:12.087 align:center
♪ Believing for so long... ♪

00:44:12.088 --> 00:44:13.588 align:center
This way, this way.

00:44:13.589 --> 00:44:14.965 align:center
Here!

00:44:14.966 --> 00:44:16.424 align:center
- I see somebody!
- Hey!

00:44:16.425 --> 00:44:17.760 align:center
You!

00:44:18.469 --> 00:44:19.761 align:center
You there!

00:44:19.762 --> 00:44:21.096 align:center
♪ I know I was so wrong... ♪

00:44:21.097 --> 00:44:22.847 align:center
Stop! Wait!

00:44:22.848 --> 00:44:24.432 align:center
Damn it.

00:44:24.433 --> 00:44:25.893 align:center
Stop!

00:44:26.644 --> 00:44:27.895 align:center
Get...

00:44:28.938 --> 00:44:31.314 align:center
Hey! Stop right there!

00:44:31.315 --> 00:44:33.316 align:center
- Wait!
- Wait, wait, wait. Whoa.

00:44:33.317 --> 00:44:34.693 align:center
Whoa.

00:44:34.694 --> 00:44:36.277 align:center
Goddamn it, honey,
why are you running?

00:44:36.278 --> 00:44:38.531 align:center
We're not after you.
We're after him.

00:44:39.407 --> 00:44:41.157 align:center
He's on parole.

00:44:41.158 --> 00:44:43.284 align:center
♪ I'm so lost without you... ♪

00:44:43.285 --> 00:44:45.830 align:center
He ain't allowed
to have sex tonight.

00:44:56.340 --> 00:44:59.801 align:center
Okay, how would you
characterize your relationship

00:44:59.802 --> 00:45:01.469 align:center
with Mr. McGuinness?

00:45:01.470 --> 00:45:03.638 align:center
Uh, relatively new.

00:45:03.639 --> 00:45:06.641 align:center
The officers reported that
you were in your undergarments.

00:45:06.642 --> 00:45:09.561 align:center
Your goons kicked down a door
and violated our privacy.

00:45:09.562 --> 00:45:12.522 align:center
I can't believe you expend
all these resources on this.

00:45:12.523 --> 00:45:15.483 align:center
Did he mention he spent time in
jail for violating the mandate?

00:45:15.484 --> 00:45:17.402 align:center
So, what, what,
he had consensual sex

00:45:17.403 --> 00:45:19.195 align:center
that the government
didn't want him to?

00:45:19.196 --> 00:45:20.739 align:center
He violated it 14 times.

00:45:20.740 --> 00:45:22.282 align:center
- 14?
- In eight days.

00:45:22.283 --> 00:45:23.700 align:center
Eight?

00:45:23.701 --> 00:45:25.493 align:center
You think we really want
to be dealing with this shit?

00:45:25.494 --> 00:45:26.995 align:center
Seeing who's playing
slap-and-tickle

00:45:26.996 --> 00:45:28.538 align:center
without a ring on their finger?

00:45:28.539 --> 00:45:30.415 align:center
Then why do you? Seriously,
just because we're living

00:45:30.416 --> 00:45:32.167 align:center
in these crazy times
does not mean

00:45:32.168 --> 00:45:33.710 align:center
that you need to be
on the wrong side of history.

00:45:33.711 --> 00:45:35.837 align:center
Where's your conscience?

00:45:35.838 --> 00:45:37.172 align:center
With my pension.

00:45:37.173 --> 00:45:38.840 align:center
Give me your wrist.

00:45:38.841 --> 00:45:40.800 align:center
We just need to confirm the
integrity of your biosensor,

00:45:40.801 --> 00:45:42.844 align:center
and then you can be on your way.

00:45:44.013 --> 00:45:45.513 align:center
The data center's pretty busy.

00:45:45.514 --> 00:45:47.307 align:center
You can wait outside.

00:45:47.308 --> 00:45:49.017 align:center
- Really great work.
- Mm.

00:45:49.018 --> 00:45:52.020 align:center
Thank you for keeping
our streets safe.

00:45:52.021 --> 00:45:55.023 align:center
Just so you know,
your relatively new boyfriend

00:45:55.024 --> 00:45:57.192 align:center
is also being charged
with real estate fraud,

00:45:57.193 --> 00:45:59.694 align:center
property trespass,
grand theft motorcycle,

00:45:59.695 --> 00:46:03.448 align:center
stealing various wine and art,
including a silhouette of a boy

00:46:03.449 --> 00:46:06.701 align:center
holding a duck balloon,
and a fake Basquiat.

00:46:06.702 --> 00:46:08.871 align:center
I knew it was fake.

00:46:13.209 --> 00:46:15.086 align:center
The bastards got me again.

00:46:17.171 --> 00:46:19.756 align:center
I don't care how many times
you arrest me.

00:46:19.757 --> 00:46:22.134 align:center
I ain't wearing no love glove.

00:46:44.115 --> 00:46:45.990 align:center
♪ We go up ♪

00:46:45.991 --> 00:46:47.993 align:center
♪ And we go down ♪

00:46:49.745 --> 00:46:51.746 align:center
♪ How we go up ♪

00:46:51.747 --> 00:46:54.082 align:center
♪ And we go down ♪

00:46:54.083 --> 00:46:58.086 align:center
♪ Yeah, I've been
thinking about ♪

00:46:58.087 --> 00:47:00.088 align:center
♪ We're hot and cold ♪

00:47:00.089 --> 00:47:01.548 align:center
♪ The moon and sun ♪

00:47:01.549 --> 00:47:03.550 align:center
♪ We don't know what it is ♪

00:47:03.551 --> 00:47:06.052 align:center
♪ That we're both
running from... ♪

00:47:06.053 --> 00:47:07.595 align:center
I'm down by the water.

00:47:07.596 --> 00:47:09.764 align:center
Make a left when you get
to the clearing.

00:47:11.684 --> 00:47:13.768 align:center
Right on the grass.

00:47:13.769 --> 00:47:15.228 align:center
- Keep going.
- Okay.

00:47:15.229 --> 00:47:16.980 align:center
You're getting warmer.

00:47:16.981 --> 00:47:18.439 align:center
Much warmer.

00:47:18.440 --> 00:47:20.817 align:center
Getting hot.

00:47:20.818 --> 00:47:22.777 align:center
♪ Manipulate ♪

00:47:25.197 --> 00:47:26.364 align:center
Oh, my God.

00:47:26.365 --> 00:47:28.700 align:center
- You're hot.
- So are you.

00:47:28.701 --> 00:47:30.034 align:center
It's nice to meet you.

00:47:30.035 --> 00:47:32.621 align:center
It's nice to meet you, too.

00:47:36.041 --> 00:47:37.458 align:center
You want to go here?

00:47:37.459 --> 00:47:40.670 align:center
That's the one good thing
about this stupid night.

00:47:40.671 --> 00:47:42.131 align:center
No wasted time.

00:47:43.215 --> 00:47:44.967 align:center
Y-You're right.

00:47:45.968 --> 00:47:47.886 align:center
Okay, Felix.

00:47:47.887 --> 00:47:49.929 align:center
It's Owen. I lied about my name.

00:47:49.930 --> 00:47:51.848 align:center
I did, too.

00:47:51.849 --> 00:47:53.183 align:center
I'm Sophie.

00:47:53.184 --> 00:47:55.310 align:center
- Sophie.
- Mm-hmm.

00:47:55.311 --> 00:47:56.853 align:center
All right, well, you want to...

00:47:56.854 --> 00:47:58.062 align:center
How do we...

00:47:58.063 --> 00:47:59.355 align:center
Well, I-I think,

00:47:59.356 --> 00:48:01.274 align:center
traditionally,
it starts with a kiss.

00:48:01.275 --> 00:48:04.194 align:center
There's nothing traditional
about this night.

00:48:04.195 --> 00:48:07.822 align:center
I still think you should start
with a kiss.

00:48:07.823 --> 00:48:09.491 align:center
I think you're right.

00:48:23.839 --> 00:48:25.633 align:center
What...

00:48:26.800 --> 00:48:28.385 align:center
All right.

00:48:29.678 --> 00:48:31.512 align:center
Uh-uh.

00:48:31.513 --> 00:48:34.265 align:center
I've never really
done that before, but okay.

00:48:34.266 --> 00:48:35.767 align:center
♪ We go up... ♪

00:48:35.768 --> 00:48:38.686 align:center
I don't remember seeing this
on your bio.

00:48:38.687 --> 00:48:40.688 align:center
- Ooh.
- Shh.

00:48:40.689 --> 00:48:42.023 align:center
Okay, okay.

00:48:42.024 --> 00:48:44.025 align:center
♪ And we go down ♪

00:48:45.527 --> 00:48:47.862 align:center
♪ Yeah, I've been
thinking about... ♪

00:48:47.863 --> 00:48:49.614 align:center
Not too tight.

00:48:49.615 --> 00:48:52.075 align:center
'Cause I'm into it,
but I'm not that...

00:48:52.076 --> 00:48:54.161 align:center
♪ And we go down... ♪

00:48:56.080 --> 00:48:57.789 align:center
All right, I'm into it.

00:48:57.790 --> 00:48:59.333 align:center
♪ And we go down... ♪

00:49:00.668 --> 00:49:02.085 align:center
What are you doing?

00:49:02.086 --> 00:49:03.211 align:center
Hey.

00:49:03.212 --> 00:49:05.546 align:center
Are you robbing me?

00:49:05.547 --> 00:49:07.257 align:center
No, don't rob me!

00:49:07.258 --> 00:49:09.133 align:center
It's really too bad.
You are so cute.

00:49:09.134 --> 00:49:10.718 align:center
I wish we hadn't met at work.

00:49:10.719 --> 00:49:12.096 align:center
At work?!

00:49:12.888 --> 00:49:14.180 align:center
Hey, handsome.

00:49:14.181 --> 00:49:15.139 align:center
MAN
Hey, where are you?

00:49:15.140 --> 00:49:16.391 align:center
I'm almost at the bridge.

00:49:16.392 --> 00:49:17.684 align:center
Okay, meet me there in 15.

00:49:17.685 --> 00:49:21.605 align:center
Don't do it, buddy!
She's a honeypot!

00:49:28.237 --> 00:49:29.529 align:center
Fuck.

00:50:11.864 --> 00:50:13.281 align:center
Are you following me?

00:50:13.282 --> 00:50:15.450 align:center
- Am I following you?
- Yeah.

00:50:15.451 --> 00:50:17.493 align:center
It's a big city, so...

00:50:17.494 --> 00:50:20.038 align:center
this feels a little convenient.

00:50:20.039 --> 00:50:21.789 align:center
For who?

00:50:21.790 --> 00:50:23.082 align:center
You stole my condom.

00:50:23.083 --> 00:50:25.084 align:center
It wasn't my best moment.
I'm sorry.

00:50:25.085 --> 00:50:27.212 align:center
You didn't use it?

00:50:28.005 --> 00:50:29.297 align:center
Oh, my...

00:50:29.298 --> 00:50:30.590 align:center
After all that,
you didn't use it.

00:50:30.591 --> 00:50:32.467 align:center
Much ado about nothing,
as the kids say.

00:50:32.468 --> 00:50:34.218 align:center
Kids don't say that.

00:50:34.219 --> 00:50:36.471 align:center
They say it.
They say it all the time.

00:50:36.472 --> 00:50:38.973 align:center
No Empire State Building
sunrise for you.

00:50:38.974 --> 00:50:40.558 align:center
It's a tired reference anyway.

00:50:40.559 --> 00:50:42.435 align:center
Have you ever been
to the Empire State Building?

00:50:42.436 --> 00:50:45.313 align:center
You ride an escalator forever,
and then you get up there

00:50:45.314 --> 00:50:47.940 align:center
and you stare at a fence.

00:50:47.941 --> 00:50:49.942 align:center
It's not romantic at all.

00:50:49.943 --> 00:50:51.527 align:center
It's the worst place for it.

00:50:51.528 --> 00:50:53.571 align:center
Where would you go?

00:50:53.572 --> 00:50:56.032 align:center
I know exactly where I would go.

00:50:56.033 --> 00:50:57.409 align:center
Where?

00:51:01.955 --> 00:51:03.457 align:center
Why are you here?

00:51:05.834 --> 00:51:07.336 align:center
Jaywalking.

00:51:08.962 --> 00:51:10.546 align:center
They got me for jaywalking.

00:51:10.547 --> 00:51:12.548 align:center
They took your clothes for that?

00:51:12.549 --> 00:51:14.801 align:center
I, too, thought
it seemed unorthodox.

00:51:14.802 --> 00:51:16.344 align:center
Hmm. -OFFICER:
It's your lucky day, Romeo.

00:51:16.345 --> 00:51:19.222 align:center
This never happens,
but we found your stuff.

00:51:19.223 --> 00:51:20.932 align:center
Great. Thank you.

00:51:20.933 --> 00:51:23.351 align:center
Apparently, your sex worker
was trying to pawn it.

00:51:23.352 --> 00:51:25.186 align:center
She was not a sex worker.
I told you.

00:51:25.187 --> 00:51:26.813 align:center
- She was not a sex worker.
- No judgment.

00:51:26.814 --> 00:51:28.314 align:center
A lot of guys
get conned tonight.

00:51:28.315 --> 00:51:31.025 align:center
I mean, little bit
of a judgment.

00:51:31.026 --> 00:51:33.528 align:center
I was just surprised that
you were trying to pay for it.

00:51:33.529 --> 00:51:35.530 align:center
You know what I mean?
Like, it's just out there.

00:51:35.531 --> 00:51:36.989 align:center
Like, why buy the milk

00:51:36.990 --> 00:51:40.368 align:center
when the cows are free
and there are tons of 'em

00:51:40.369 --> 00:51:41.911 align:center
and there's milk everywhere?

00:51:41.912 --> 00:51:43.621 align:center
It's like,
why are you paying for it?

00:51:43.622 --> 00:51:45.581 align:center
- I was not paying for it.
- Hey, take the win, buddy.

00:51:45.582 --> 00:51:47.167 align:center
What'd you get into there?

00:51:48.001 --> 00:51:49.627 align:center
- Thank you.
- We're gonna need

00:51:49.628 --> 00:51:51.170 align:center
that jacket back
for the next john.

00:51:51.171 --> 00:51:52.839 align:center
Wow.

00:51:52.840 --> 00:51:55.842 align:center
Yeah. You came to party.

00:51:55.843 --> 00:51:57.428 align:center
Respect.

00:51:59.012 --> 00:52:00.430 align:center
Glad you're enjoying this.

00:52:00.431 --> 00:52:02.558 align:center
I'm not not enjoying it.

00:52:10.816 --> 00:52:13.484 align:center
Uh, yeah.
You came back clean.

00:52:13.485 --> 00:52:15.111 align:center
We might need you to testify.

00:52:15.112 --> 00:52:16.905 align:center
I'll, uh... I'll let you know.

00:52:18.240 --> 00:52:19.532 align:center
Testify?

00:52:19.533 --> 00:52:20.951 align:center
How romantic.

00:52:22.744 --> 00:52:25.246 align:center
The universe is obviously
telling us something.

00:52:25.247 --> 00:52:27.332 align:center
Maybe we shouldn't
overthink this.

00:52:28.083 --> 00:52:29.668 align:center
Overthink what?

00:52:31.295 --> 00:52:34.213 align:center
You and me.

00:52:34.214 --> 00:52:36.924 align:center
- Oh, God. Wow. Um...
- What?

00:52:36.925 --> 00:52:38.301 align:center
No.

00:52:38.302 --> 00:52:39.886 align:center
Dude, you just want to stick
your thing somewhere.

00:52:39.887 --> 00:52:41.596 align:center
What do you want to do
with your thing?

00:52:41.597 --> 00:52:43.097 align:center
Or things or whatever.

00:52:43.098 --> 00:52:44.599 align:center
Things?

00:52:44.600 --> 00:52:46.434 align:center
What exactly do you think
I have going on down there?

00:52:46.435 --> 00:52:48.436 align:center
I don't know yet.

00:52:48.437 --> 00:52:50.605 align:center
I'm not changing who I am

00:52:50.606 --> 00:52:52.440 align:center
- for this mandate.
- Come on.

00:52:52.441 --> 00:52:55.067 align:center
No part of you
just wants to have sex?

00:52:55.068 --> 00:52:56.903 align:center
Of course, but not...

00:52:56.904 --> 00:53:00.324 align:center
not sex that just leaves me
feeling empty.

00:53:01.783 --> 00:53:03.326 align:center
Well, how do you know
that's what

00:53:03.327 --> 00:53:05.077 align:center
it's gonna be like with me?

00:53:05.078 --> 00:53:07.289 align:center
Years of anecdotal evidence.

00:53:10.250 --> 00:53:13.127 align:center
I'm objectively good-looking.

00:53:13.128 --> 00:53:14.462 align:center
You did not just say that.

00:53:14.463 --> 00:53:16.297 align:center
I've been told
a fair number of times

00:53:16.298 --> 00:53:18.382 align:center
I'm squarely in the sevens.

00:53:18.383 --> 00:53:19.800 align:center
Oh, by who? Your boy mom?

00:53:19.801 --> 00:53:21.636 align:center
Nah. She thinks I'm a ten.

00:53:21.637 --> 00:53:22.803 align:center
Well, you're not.

00:53:22.804 --> 00:53:25.890 align:center
Your ears look like car doors.

00:53:25.891 --> 00:53:30.520 align:center
Well, your nose... your nose is
way too small for your face.

00:53:30.521 --> 00:53:31.812 align:center
Your chin could plow a field.

00:53:31.813 --> 00:53:33.314 align:center
Your legs don't make any sense.

00:53:33.315 --> 00:53:34.815 align:center
Your hairline doesn't make
any sense.

00:53:34.816 --> 00:53:36.484 align:center
So we're two hideous people.

00:53:36.485 --> 00:53:39.779 align:center
Let's lie together
in our mutual revulsion.

00:53:39.780 --> 00:53:42.156 align:center
We keep meeting up.
Maybe that means something.

00:53:42.157 --> 00:53:46.286 align:center
It-it might have, until I saw
your P. Diddy party swag bag.

00:53:48.330 --> 00:53:49.665 align:center
Good luck tonight.

00:53:51.416 --> 00:53:53.668 align:center
This party's gonna be sick!

00:53:53.669 --> 00:53:55.169 align:center
I know.

00:53:55.170 --> 00:53:57.004 align:center
- Last year, it was wild.
- All the Knicks were there.

00:53:57.005 --> 00:53:58.673 align:center
Mm-hmm. Some random billionaire
puts it on.

00:53:58.674 --> 00:54:00.508 align:center
Oh, is that where Mafalda
met her fiancé?

00:54:00.509 --> 00:54:02.635 align:center
Yeah, and Mafalda
put us on the list.

00:54:02.636 --> 00:54:04.011 align:center
Yeah.

00:54:04.012 --> 00:54:06.097 align:center
- I need a drink.
- Yeah, I need a drink, too.

00:54:06.098 --> 00:54:08.057 align:center
I know. We need a billionaire
and a drink.

00:54:08.058 --> 00:54:09.600 align:center
You want to meet a husband?

00:54:09.601 --> 00:54:10.851 align:center
I need a man!

00:54:15.357 --> 00:54:17.109 align:center
Go, go, go, go.

00:54:22.072 --> 00:54:25.576 align:center
Stand clear
of the closing doors, please.

00:54:26.577 --> 00:54:28.160 align:center
Oh, yeah. That'll work.

00:54:28.161 --> 00:54:29.495 align:center
They won't see you like that.

00:54:29.496 --> 00:54:31.455 align:center
We're not doing this together.

00:54:31.456 --> 00:54:32.665 align:center
I'm doing this.

00:54:32.666 --> 00:54:34.042 align:center
You're doing this.
Parallel tracks.

00:54:34.543 --> 00:54:36.210 align:center
Also, you're
a little underdressed.

00:54:36.211 --> 00:54:38.671 align:center
What are you talking about?
This is Buck Mason.

00:54:38.672 --> 00:54:41.173 align:center
Bro, I don't know
what choke hold Buck Mason has

00:54:41.174 --> 00:54:43.217 align:center
on all you boys,
but they're not all hitters.

00:54:43.218 --> 00:54:44.594 align:center
What about this?

00:54:44.595 --> 00:54:46.053 align:center
- Here.
- What?

00:54:46.054 --> 00:54:47.430 align:center
Your biosensor--
what's the story?

00:54:47.431 --> 00:54:48.514 align:center
What?

00:54:48.515 --> 00:54:50.182 align:center
Look at mine. It's a bat.

00:54:50.183 --> 00:54:52.602 align:center
They gave us a week to decide.
I panicked, and I got this.

00:54:52.603 --> 00:54:54.186 align:center
I don't even like bats.

00:54:54.187 --> 00:54:55.605 align:center
Mine's a lighthouse.

00:54:55.606 --> 00:54:57.064 align:center
I know. Why?

00:54:57.065 --> 00:54:59.776 align:center
- You really want to know?
- Yeah, I want to know.

00:55:00.611 --> 00:55:03.070 align:center
It's just a kids' book
my mom used to read to me.

00:55:03.071 --> 00:55:04.447 align:center
Okay.

00:55:04.448 --> 00:55:06.032 align:center
"Little Red Lighthouse
and the Great Gray Bridge."

00:55:06.033 --> 00:55:08.577 align:center
Well, usually, it's red, so...

00:55:09.786 --> 00:55:11.454 align:center
There's this
little red lighthouse

00:55:11.455 --> 00:55:13.707 align:center
on the Hudson River, and...

00:55:14.750 --> 00:55:16.834 align:center
It's actually real. It is there.

00:55:16.835 --> 00:55:19.045 align:center
- Mm-hmm.
- But, um, in the story,

00:55:19.046 --> 00:55:20.755 align:center
it feels overshadowed
because they built

00:55:20.756 --> 00:55:24.676 align:center
the George Washington Bridge
over it, and...

00:55:25.636 --> 00:55:28.387 align:center
Anyway, one night,
this tugboat comes along,

00:55:28.388 --> 00:55:31.599 align:center
it's foggy, and it-it needs
the light from the lighthouse

00:55:31.600 --> 00:55:34.268 align:center
to help it pass.

00:55:34.269 --> 00:55:36.021 align:center
So it has worth after all.

00:55:37.022 --> 00:55:38.106 align:center
Yeah, it's sweet.

00:55:39.066 --> 00:55:41.942 align:center
Kind of cheesy, but when
I first moved to New York,

00:55:41.943 --> 00:55:44.111 align:center
all the talent here,
it was just...

00:55:44.112 --> 00:55:46.405 align:center
Yeah, and you're
the lighthouse. I get it.

00:55:46.406 --> 00:55:48.491 align:center
It's nice. -SIMON: Oh, my God,
I can't wait to go to this

00:55:48.492 --> 00:55:50.284 align:center
- party you guys talked about.
- Yeah, I'm really excited.

00:55:50.285 --> 00:55:51.702 align:center
I love going there.

00:55:51.703 --> 00:55:53.954 align:center
And it just grounds me
when I have to sing.

00:55:53.955 --> 00:55:55.539 align:center
Are you a singer?

00:55:55.540 --> 00:55:57.124 align:center
Uh... yeah.

00:55:57.125 --> 00:55:58.876 align:center
That's cool.
Would I have heard anything?

00:55:58.877 --> 00:56:01.045 align:center
Not anything I'm proud of.

00:56:01.046 --> 00:56:03.798 align:center
As long as you love it,
that's all that matters.

00:56:03.799 --> 00:56:06.467 align:center
Kind of. There is
this component where, like,

00:56:06.468 --> 00:56:07.968 align:center
someone's supposed to sing,

00:56:07.969 --> 00:56:10.471 align:center
then people are supposed
to hear, and then you connect,

00:56:10.472 --> 00:56:12.808 align:center
but, you know, I, uh...

00:56:13.600 --> 00:56:14.975 align:center
What?

00:56:14.976 --> 00:56:16.894 align:center
I'm afraid to get up
in front of crowds.

00:56:16.895 --> 00:56:18.604 align:center
- I know.
- That's a problem.

00:56:18.605 --> 00:56:20.147 align:center
Yeah, yeah, it's a big problem.

00:56:20.148 --> 00:56:22.400 align:center
- It's a big problem.
- He doesn't have that problem.

00:56:22.401 --> 00:56:23.651 align:center
Ezra Strong?

00:56:23.652 --> 00:56:25.236 align:center
You don't get to play Radio City

00:56:25.237 --> 00:56:27.113 align:center
unless you make people
feel something.

00:56:27.114 --> 00:56:28.322 align:center
And look at him.

00:56:28.323 --> 00:56:29.824 align:center
He's a five.

00:56:29.825 --> 00:56:31.492 align:center
- Six.
- Oh, no, no, no.

00:56:31.493 --> 00:56:32.827 align:center
- Yes, yes, yes.
- He's a ten.

00:56:32.828 --> 00:56:34.245 align:center
Girl, you got it bad.

00:56:34.246 --> 00:56:35.621 align:center
What?

00:56:35.622 --> 00:56:37.164 align:center
You need to put that
back in your pants.

00:56:37.165 --> 00:56:41.169 align:center
I would dump it all out
of my pants for Ezra Strong.

00:56:44.214 --> 00:56:46.966 align:center
- Trust us.
- I've done that before.

00:56:46.967 --> 00:56:49.009 align:center
Okay, well, this is gonna
be amazing, so just believe.

00:56:49.010 --> 00:56:50.970 align:center
So you're telling me
that if Ezra Strong

00:56:50.971 --> 00:56:53.347 align:center
went to your high school but
was just really good at math,

00:56:53.348 --> 00:56:56.517 align:center
you would be dumping everything
out of your pants for him?

00:56:56.518 --> 00:56:58.728 align:center
Maybe. Geometry's pretty hot.

00:56:58.729 --> 00:57:00.646 align:center
Well, I'm really great
at making a pizza.

00:57:00.647 --> 00:57:02.022 align:center
Does that change anything?

00:57:02.023 --> 00:57:04.024 align:center
Yeah, Claremont.
I saw it on your key chain.

00:57:04.025 --> 00:57:05.818 align:center
Is that your family's spot
or something?

00:57:05.819 --> 00:57:07.820 align:center
No, no, no, no, no.
All mine. No.

00:57:07.821 --> 00:57:09.029 align:center
I always liked pizza.

00:57:09.030 --> 00:57:11.198 align:center
I saved up. I opened a shop.

00:57:11.199 --> 00:57:14.493 align:center
If A equals B and B equals C,
then A equals C.

00:57:14.494 --> 00:57:17.288 align:center
Transitive property of geometry.

00:57:17.289 --> 00:57:18.874 align:center
How you like me now?

00:57:21.293 --> 00:57:23.419 align:center
Last year, I hooked up
in like five minutes.

00:57:23.420 --> 00:57:24.712 align:center
What took you so long?

00:57:24.713 --> 00:57:26.380 align:center
Where is this party?

00:57:26.381 --> 00:57:29.592 align:center
I think I bought a lamp off
Facebook Marketplace here once.

00:57:30.844 --> 00:57:32.386 align:center
Oh, uh...

00:57:34.556 --> 00:57:36.557 align:center
Wait. No, no. No.

00:57:46.693 --> 00:57:47.903 align:center
Come on.

00:57:49.404 --> 00:57:50.863 align:center
To the party, right?

00:57:50.864 --> 00:57:52.907 align:center
- Yeah.
- All right. Let's go.

00:57:54.576 --> 00:57:56.285 align:center
Come on.

00:57:56.286 --> 00:57:57.578 align:center
Get...

00:57:57.579 --> 00:57:59.163 align:center
Just come on, come on, come on.

00:57:59.164 --> 00:58:00.706 align:center
- Let's go, let's go.
- Thank you. Sorry.

00:58:00.707 --> 00:58:01.874 align:center
- Don't do that. D-Don't bow.
- Sorry.

00:58:01.875 --> 00:58:03.668 align:center
Don't bow. It's weird. Okay.

00:58:04.461 --> 00:58:06.087 align:center
Thank you.

00:58:08.423 --> 00:58:10.716 align:center
You're cute when you're nervous.

00:58:10.717 --> 00:58:12.009 align:center
I'm not nervous.

00:58:12.010 --> 00:58:14.637 align:center
Ah, so then you're just cute.

00:58:14.638 --> 00:58:16.388 align:center
It's not gonna happen, dude.

00:58:16.389 --> 00:58:17.515 align:center
Oh.

00:58:17.516 --> 00:58:19.934 align:center
I know. I know that.

00:58:19.935 --> 00:58:21.811 align:center
How many times
you want to tell me that?

00:58:21.812 --> 00:58:23.270 align:center
Okay? And you know what?

00:58:23.271 --> 00:58:24.897 align:center
I'm emotionally unavailable
toward you now.

00:58:24.898 --> 00:58:26.273 align:center
Right. -I don't want
to have sex with you.

00:58:26.274 --> 00:58:28.234 align:center
No, I can't... Oh, no.

00:58:29.611 --> 00:58:31.821 align:center
That's-that's out. That's done.

00:58:31.822 --> 00:58:33.280 align:center
Nothing you could say

00:58:33.281 --> 00:58:35.449 align:center
would convince me
to have sex with you.

00:58:35.450 --> 00:58:36.951 align:center
Nothing. Not one thing.

00:58:36.952 --> 00:58:38.536 align:center
Not a secret word. Nothing.

00:58:38.537 --> 00:58:39.954 align:center
Nothing you could say

00:58:39.955 --> 00:58:41.664 align:center
would convince me
to have sex with you.

00:58:41.665 --> 00:58:42.873 align:center
Hey.

00:58:42.874 --> 00:58:45.085 align:center
God, you're good.

00:58:51.550 --> 00:58:53.385 align:center
Thank you very much.

00:58:54.386 --> 00:58:55.803 align:center
What? What?

00:58:55.804 --> 00:58:57.639 align:center
How are we gonna get in?

00:58:59.474 --> 00:59:00.724 align:center
And the McGees.

00:59:00.725 --> 00:59:02.142 align:center
Just act like you belong.

00:59:02.143 --> 00:59:04.103 align:center
- I'm bad at that.
- Then be good at it.

00:59:04.104 --> 00:59:07.606 align:center
Hey, gorgeouses.
How's your night going?

00:59:07.607 --> 00:59:08.774 align:center
Name?

00:59:08.775 --> 00:59:10.568 align:center
Uh, Owen.

00:59:10.569 --> 00:59:11.735 align:center
Nice to meet you.

00:59:11.736 --> 00:59:12.820 align:center
What's your name?

00:59:12.821 --> 00:59:14.113 align:center
I don't see your name on here.

00:59:14.114 --> 00:59:15.573 align:center
Could it be under
something different?

00:59:15.574 --> 00:59:17.783 align:center
No. O-W-E-N.

00:59:17.784 --> 00:59:19.118 align:center
Um, someone put us on...

00:59:19.119 --> 00:59:20.786 align:center
Mafalda put us on the list.

00:59:20.787 --> 00:59:22.121 align:center
And what's her last name?

00:59:22.122 --> 00:59:23.873 align:center
She only has one name,
like a Brazilian.

00:59:23.874 --> 00:59:25.583 align:center
Like Neymar or Pelé.

00:59:25.584 --> 00:59:26.834 align:center
Xuxa.

00:59:26.835 --> 00:59:29.003 align:center
- Xuxo. Xuxa.
- Xu... That's a name.

00:59:29.004 --> 00:59:30.504 align:center
- No.
- No? -Wha...

00:59:30.505 --> 00:59:32.506 align:center
- But you're good. She's good.
- She's good?

00:59:32.507 --> 00:59:33.757 align:center
- I'm good?
- I'm not? Why?

00:59:33.758 --> 00:59:35.342 align:center
Because she's not thirsty
like you.

00:59:35.343 --> 00:59:37.178 align:center
I'm not thirsty.

00:59:38.513 --> 00:59:39.847 align:center
Well, we came together.

00:59:39.848 --> 00:59:41.473 align:center
Oh, we're singles only
tonight, guys.

00:59:41.474 --> 00:59:42.892 align:center
You're together?

00:59:42.893 --> 00:59:44.268 align:center
- Well, not together-together.
- We're not...

00:59:44.269 --> 00:59:45.853 align:center
- We came together.
- Not, like, together.

00:59:45.854 --> 00:59:47.021 align:center
- We just came here.
- We are both single.

00:59:47.022 --> 00:59:48.689 align:center
- We arrived now together.
- Newly.

00:59:48.690 --> 00:59:49.982 align:center
I'm sorry, guys. We're gonna
need, like, a clear answer.

00:59:49.983 --> 00:59:51.776 align:center
Together or not together?

00:59:53.069 --> 00:59:55.696 align:center
Nah, we're just on
parallel tracks.

00:59:55.697 --> 00:59:57.656 align:center
Right?

00:59:57.657 --> 00:59:59.284 align:center
- Yeah.
- I'll see you around.

01:00:00.076 --> 01:00:01.535 align:center
- Get in there, babe.
- Come on. Yeah.

01:00:01.536 --> 01:00:03.330 align:center
- Okay. Thank you.
- Have fun.

01:00:07.125 --> 01:00:09.501 align:center
She's wearing that,
and you're in a polo shirt.

01:00:09.502 --> 01:00:10.795 align:center
Woof.

01:00:13.590 --> 01:00:14.965 align:center
♪ Mine now ♪

01:00:14.966 --> 01:00:20.846 align:center
♪ Baby, you're mine now ♪

01:00:20.847 --> 01:00:22.723 align:center
- Thanks.
- ♪ You're mine now ♪

01:00:22.724 --> 01:00:25.935 align:center
♪ Baby, you're mine now ♪

01:00:25.936 --> 01:00:29.897 align:center
♪ Baby, you're mine ♪

01:00:29.898 --> 01:00:32.441 align:center
♪ Now ♪

01:00:32.442 --> 01:00:33.525 align:center
Sorry.

01:00:34.861 --> 01:00:36.362 align:center
Oh. Excuse me.

01:00:36.363 --> 01:00:37.613 align:center
I just...

01:00:37.614 --> 01:00:39.491 align:center
Excuse me.

01:00:41.451 --> 01:00:43.786 align:center
Thank you, New York!

01:00:46.039 --> 01:00:47.289 align:center
Have a killer night.

01:00:47.290 --> 01:00:49.375 align:center
See you guys
at the benefit tomorrow.

01:00:49.376 --> 01:00:50.918 align:center
And fuck each other!

01:00:53.964 --> 01:00:55.923 align:center
And fuck the mandate.

01:00:55.924 --> 01:00:57.508 align:center
Yeah, fuck the mandate.

01:00:57.509 --> 01:00:59.051 align:center
Fuck the mandate.

01:00:59.052 --> 01:01:04.598 align:center
Fuck the mandate!
Fuck the mandate!

01:01:16.277 --> 01:01:17.529 align:center
Hey.

01:01:43.138 --> 01:01:46.808 align:center
Hey. Lost your sheep?

01:01:48.560 --> 01:01:50.477 align:center
You heading in?

01:01:50.478 --> 01:01:52.896 align:center
Yeah, I just got
a phone call and...

01:01:52.897 --> 01:01:54.398 align:center
Find me.

01:01:54.399 --> 01:01:56.317 align:center
Sure. Sure.

01:02:06.202 --> 01:02:07.578 align:center
Guys, come on.

01:02:07.579 --> 01:02:08.871 align:center
You got to let me in here.

01:02:08.872 --> 01:02:10.414 align:center
- Sorry.
- Please.

01:02:10.415 --> 01:02:12.916 align:center
- It's a private party.
- You just let my friend in.

01:02:12.917 --> 01:02:14.209 align:center
It's not up to us.

01:02:14.210 --> 01:02:16.420 align:center
It seems like
it's very much up to you.

01:02:16.421 --> 01:02:17.921 align:center
Oi, ladies.

01:02:17.922 --> 01:02:19.591 align:center
He's good.

01:02:22.677 --> 01:02:25.054 align:center
- Great show, dude.
- Hey.

01:02:25.055 --> 01:02:26.430 align:center
♪ Do ya? ♪

01:02:26.431 --> 01:02:28.098 align:center
♪ So I go out,
I look for a guy ♪

01:02:28.099 --> 01:02:30.017 align:center
♪ I look for a girl,
I look for a mind ♪

01:02:30.018 --> 01:02:32.186 align:center
♪ I look for a guy,
I look for a girl ♪

01:02:32.187 --> 01:02:34.063 align:center
♪ I look for somebody
to pull down my hair ♪

01:02:34.064 --> 01:02:35.147 align:center
♪ I look for someone... ♪

01:02:35.148 --> 01:02:36.941 align:center
Allie. Allie.

01:02:37.692 --> 01:02:38.943 align:center
Hey.

01:02:39.819 --> 01:02:40.861 align:center
- Whoa.
- I got in.

01:02:40.862 --> 01:02:42.071 align:center
Hi. You did.

01:02:42.072 --> 01:02:43.405 align:center
How you doing?

01:02:43.406 --> 01:02:44.865 align:center
Uh, good. Hi.

01:02:44.866 --> 01:02:47.201 align:center
You are gorgeous.

01:02:47.202 --> 01:02:49.328 align:center
Thanks. So are you.

01:02:49.329 --> 01:02:51.413 align:center
He said my legs
don't make any sense.

01:02:51.414 --> 01:02:52.623 align:center
This is Allie.

01:02:52.624 --> 01:02:53.832 align:center
She ditched me at the door.

01:02:53.833 --> 01:02:55.626 align:center
Oh, are you two together?

01:02:55.627 --> 01:02:56.835 align:center
I don't want to kitty-block you.

01:02:56.836 --> 01:02:58.253 align:center
No. No, no, no, no, no.

01:02:58.254 --> 01:02:59.797 align:center
He just wants
to stick it somewhere.

01:02:59.798 --> 01:03:01.173 align:center
In a nice way.

01:03:01.174 --> 01:03:02.633 align:center
She's looking for
a real connection tonight.

01:03:02.634 --> 01:03:04.051 align:center
You're a romantic.

01:03:04.052 --> 01:03:05.511 align:center
Well... -Oh, how cute.
I could spread you

01:03:05.512 --> 01:03:07.763 align:center
with marmalade
and eat you up for brekkie.

01:03:07.764 --> 01:03:09.890 align:center
- Thank you?
- Did you see who was singing?

01:03:09.891 --> 01:03:11.892 align:center
- Ezra.
- I... Yes.

01:03:11.893 --> 01:03:12.935 align:center
- Ezra!
- Yes, Ezra.

01:03:12.936 --> 01:03:14.895 align:center
Darling, can you come here?

01:03:14.896 --> 01:03:16.605 align:center
- Hi, darling.
- Oh, my God.

01:03:16.606 --> 01:03:18.148 align:center
- Killer party.
- Thank you for doing tonight.

01:03:18.149 --> 01:03:19.233 align:center
- Keep it in your pants.
- I appreciate it.

01:03:19.234 --> 01:03:20.526 align:center
- Shut up.
- Anytime.

01:03:20.527 --> 01:03:22.152 align:center
- This is Owen.
- Dude, pleasure, man.

01:03:22.153 --> 01:03:23.904 align:center
The boy I'm gonna fuck tonight.

01:03:23.905 --> 01:03:25.405 align:center
- Congrats.
- Thank you, man.

01:03:25.406 --> 01:03:27.658 align:center
I'm Ezra.
It-it's nice to meet you.

01:03:27.659 --> 01:03:30.285 align:center
I know.
It's nice to meet you, too.

01:03:30.286 --> 01:03:32.246 align:center
I didn't know
that it was nice to meet me.

01:03:32.247 --> 01:03:33.413 align:center
That's cool. I, um...

01:03:33.414 --> 01:03:35.541 align:center
I-I know. I know who you are.

01:03:35.542 --> 01:03:38.877 align:center
Okay. I-I thought I saw you
out there, right?

01:03:38.878 --> 01:03:40.587 align:center
- You did?
- Yeah.

01:03:40.588 --> 01:03:42.089 align:center
Her name's Allie.

01:03:42.090 --> 01:03:43.465 align:center
You have to say your name.

01:03:43.466 --> 01:03:45.384 align:center
My name's not Allie.
It's Allison.

01:03:45.385 --> 01:03:47.469 align:center
I don't know why I said that.
My name's Allie.

01:03:47.470 --> 01:03:50.681 align:center
Um, I go... I go by Allie.

01:03:50.682 --> 01:03:53.267 align:center
She's a singer, too,
just like you.

01:03:53.268 --> 01:03:54.560 align:center
- Can you stop?
- Well, you are.

01:03:54.561 --> 01:03:56.228 align:center
No way.
Is Viv putting you onstage?

01:03:56.229 --> 01:03:57.396 align:center
- You sing?
- No.

01:03:57.397 --> 01:03:58.689 align:center
- Yeah, you're a singer.
- No.

01:03:58.690 --> 01:04:00.107 align:center
- She's a singer. You are.
- I'm not. No. No.

01:04:00.108 --> 01:04:01.733 align:center
Do you or don't you sing?

01:04:01.734 --> 01:04:02.776 align:center
She does.

01:04:02.777 --> 01:04:03.902 align:center
- No.
- No?

01:04:03.903 --> 01:04:05.070 align:center
No. Yes, I sing.

01:04:05.071 --> 01:04:06.446 align:center
I'm a singer. Yeah.

01:04:06.447 --> 01:04:08.949 align:center
- I do that for a living, and...
- Yes?

01:04:08.950 --> 01:04:11.243 align:center
It's...

01:04:11.244 --> 01:04:13.287 align:center
on a small basis.

01:04:13.288 --> 01:04:15.789 align:center
Uh, just... the occasional...

01:04:15.790 --> 01:04:16.957 align:center
♪ Psoriasis. ♪

01:04:16.958 --> 01:04:18.250 align:center
Um, but not in front of people.

01:04:18.251 --> 01:04:20.544 align:center
I don't do the-the stage thing.

01:04:20.545 --> 01:04:23.881 align:center
That's a lot of people
and absolutely terrifying.

01:04:23.882 --> 01:04:25.424 align:center
And certainly not half naked.

01:04:25.425 --> 01:04:27.217 align:center
Although there was
this one time in...

01:04:27.218 --> 01:04:29.554 align:center
in kindergarten, um...

01:04:30.638 --> 01:04:32.431 align:center
You're hilarious.

01:04:32.432 --> 01:04:33.807 align:center
You're going to sing tonight.

01:04:33.808 --> 01:04:35.559 align:center
It's been decreed.
Come on. Come sing. -No.

01:04:35.560 --> 01:04:37.060 align:center
- No. No, no, no. -Yes.
- Oh, it's been decreed.

01:04:37.061 --> 01:04:38.437 align:center
- No. Oh, God, no, no, no.
- Come with me.

01:04:38.438 --> 01:04:39.688 align:center
- I-I get what I want.
- I can't. I can't.

01:04:39.689 --> 01:04:41.481 align:center
- Go, go, go, go, go, go.
- I don't like it.

01:04:41.482 --> 01:04:43.317 align:center
Think of those tugboats.
Go, go, go... -I don't want to.

01:04:43.318 --> 01:04:44.943 align:center
I wasn't being cute about it.
I really don't like it.

01:04:44.944 --> 01:04:46.528 align:center
I really don't like it. I
really don't... -Just go sing.

01:04:46.529 --> 01:04:47.946 align:center
It's a feeling
you can get used to.

01:04:47.947 --> 01:04:48.989 align:center
It's all just butterflies, darling.

01:04:48.990 --> 01:04:51.326 align:center
- Yes.
- Oh, but I...

01:04:53.077 --> 01:04:56.247 align:center
Oh, look at us.
We both... we match.

01:04:57.081 --> 01:04:59.166 align:center
Uh, do you know "Only You"?

01:04:59.167 --> 01:05:00.292 align:center
Yeah.

01:05:04.005 --> 01:05:05.297 align:center
I can't do it.

01:05:05.298 --> 01:05:06.632 align:center
- I can't do it. I can't do it.
- Darling.

01:05:06.633 --> 01:05:08.133 align:center
That's a bad idea.

01:05:08.134 --> 01:05:10.595 align:center
I am rapidly losing
my fairy godmother buzz.

01:05:12.889 --> 01:05:14.431 align:center
I just think, um...

01:05:14.432 --> 01:05:16.225 align:center
- I just think maybe if-if...
- Shh.

01:05:16.226 --> 01:05:18.227 align:center
Just... Shh.

01:05:24.943 --> 01:05:28.278 align:center
♪ Looking from a window above ♪

01:05:28.279 --> 01:05:31.198 align:center
♪ It's like a story of love ♪

01:05:31.199 --> 01:05:33.242 align:center
♪ Can... ♪

01:05:34.911 --> 01:05:37.120 align:center
♪ Came back only yesterday ♪

01:05:37.121 --> 01:05:40.874 align:center
♪ I'm feeling farther away ♪

01:05:40.875 --> 01:05:44.378 align:center
♪ Want you near me ♪

01:05:44.379 --> 01:05:48.383 align:center
♪ All I needed was
the love you gave ♪

01:05:49.217 --> 01:05:52.594 align:center
♪ All I needed for another day ♪

01:05:52.595 --> 01:05:56.390 align:center
♪ And all I ever knew ♪

01:05:56.391 --> 01:05:58.559 align:center
♪ Only you ♪

01:06:02.188 --> 01:06:04.439 align:center
♪ Sometimes when I think
of her name ♪

01:06:04.440 --> 01:06:07.234 align:center
♪ When it's only a game ♪

01:06:07.235 --> 01:06:10.946 align:center
♪ And I need you ♪

01:06:10.947 --> 01:06:13.699 align:center
♪ Listen to the words
that you say ♪

01:06:13.700 --> 01:06:16.326 align:center
♪ It's getting harder to stay ♪

01:06:16.327 --> 01:06:20.372 align:center
♪ When I see you ♪

01:06:20.373 --> 01:06:25.168 align:center
♪ All I needed was
the love you gave ♪

01:06:25.169 --> 01:06:29.131 align:center
♪ All I needed for another day ♪

01:06:29.132 --> 01:06:32.926 align:center
♪ And all I ever knew ♪

01:06:32.927 --> 01:06:35.305 align:center
♪ Only you ♪

01:06:38.766 --> 01:06:43.312 align:center
♪ All I needed was
the love you gave ♪

01:06:43.313 --> 01:06:47.274 align:center
♪ All I needed for another day ♪

01:06:47.275 --> 01:06:51.153 align:center
♪ And all I ever knew ♪

01:06:51.154 --> 01:06:53.406 align:center
♪ Only you ♪

01:06:54.657 --> 01:06:59.119 align:center
♪ All I needed was
the love you gave ♪

01:06:59.120 --> 01:07:03.123 align:center
♪ All I needed for another day ♪

01:07:03.124 --> 01:07:06.418 align:center
♪ And all I ever knew ♪

01:07:06.419 --> 01:07:09.255 align:center
♪ Only you. ♪

01:07:15.303 --> 01:07:16.928 align:center
Whew. Thanks.

01:07:19.182 --> 01:07:21.309 align:center
Thank you, New York.

01:07:23.311 --> 01:07:26.146 align:center
- Bye, babe.
- I will see you soon.

01:07:26.147 --> 01:07:27.314 align:center
Have a good night. Have fun.

01:07:27.315 --> 01:07:30.485 align:center
Oh, I will. I will.

01:07:31.277 --> 01:07:32.611 align:center
In you get.

01:07:40.661 --> 01:07:42.704 align:center
Just a quick... Okay, great.

01:07:42.705 --> 01:07:44.207 align:center
Let's go.

01:07:58.346 --> 01:07:59.931 align:center
Whew! Thank you.

01:08:01.140 --> 01:08:02.391 align:center
Oh.

01:08:02.392 --> 01:08:04.185 align:center
Thank you.

01:08:11.401 --> 01:08:12.860 align:center
Wow.

01:08:13.653 --> 01:08:15.070 align:center
The organizers of the benefit

01:08:15.071 --> 01:08:16.571 align:center
rented it for me
for the weekend.

01:08:16.572 --> 01:08:19.408 align:center
I thought the pro-mandate side
had all the money.

01:08:19.409 --> 01:08:21.034 align:center
Sure would be easier
to believe that.

01:08:23.663 --> 01:08:25.038 align:center
- This is crazy.
- I know.

01:08:25.039 --> 01:08:27.707 align:center
Jimi Hendrix, Patti Smith,
Taylor Swift.

01:08:27.708 --> 01:08:29.876 align:center
- Well, yeah, the place, but...
- "Fireflies."

01:08:29.877 --> 01:08:31.378 align:center
Owl City.

01:08:31.379 --> 01:08:33.046 align:center
- Yeah, the...
- Right here!

01:08:33.047 --> 01:08:35.715 align:center
I'm sorry to nerd out,
but I think you're amazing.

01:08:35.716 --> 01:08:37.676 align:center
- Stop it.
- I'm serious.

01:08:37.677 --> 01:08:40.388 align:center
- You really inspire me.
- No.

01:08:42.014 --> 01:08:43.641 align:center
You inspire me.

01:08:44.892 --> 01:08:46.435 align:center
♪ Only you. ♪

01:08:48.688 --> 01:08:50.981 align:center
I really thought this whole
thing was gonna ruin sex.

01:08:50.982 --> 01:08:52.691 align:center
Right? It-it kind of did,

01:08:52.692 --> 01:08:56.278 align:center
but at the same time,
it-it gave it new meaning.

01:08:56.279 --> 01:09:00.740 align:center
You know, who do you choose
to be with for this one night?

01:09:00.741 --> 01:09:01.867 align:center
Yeah.

01:09:01.868 --> 01:09:05.079 align:center
The choice itself is,
like, romantic.

01:09:05.872 --> 01:09:09.584 align:center
Just maybe the fascists
were right about this one.

01:09:11.669 --> 01:09:14.589 align:center
I'm really glad
I'm here with you tonight.

01:09:18.134 --> 01:09:20.135 align:center
Can I use the bathroom?

01:09:20.136 --> 01:09:21.553 align:center
Yeah.

01:09:21.554 --> 01:09:23.513 align:center
Down the hall, next to
Adam Levine's pay phone.

01:09:23.514 --> 01:09:25.433 align:center
Cool.

01:09:27.268 --> 01:09:29.519 align:center
Mm. Oh, let's go back to yours.

01:09:29.520 --> 01:09:31.897 align:center
I find it easier to orgasm
in unfamiliar places.

01:09:31.898 --> 01:09:34.608 align:center
Tell Victor where you live.

01:09:34.609 --> 01:09:36.943 align:center
Um, well, why don't we just
go back to yours

01:09:36.944 --> 01:09:39.446 align:center
and we can do it in the...
in the... in the...

01:09:39.447 --> 01:09:41.364 align:center
on the bathroom floor?

01:09:41.365 --> 01:09:43.493 align:center
I said unfamiliar.

01:10:08.559 --> 01:10:11.144 align:center
♪ Allie, brown hair ♪

01:10:11.145 --> 01:10:14.190 align:center
♪ Beautiful face ♪

01:10:15.024 --> 01:10:17.108 align:center
♪ Came from Ohio ♪

01:10:17.109 --> 01:10:21.321 align:center
♪ And now New York
is her place ♪

01:10:21.322 --> 01:10:24.282 align:center
♪ Got up onstage ♪

01:10:24.283 --> 01:10:27.536 align:center
♪ And didn't even think, yeah ♪

01:10:27.537 --> 01:10:30.455 align:center
♪ You sang a few notes ♪

01:10:30.456 --> 01:10:33.542 align:center
♪ Made the whole room blink ♪

01:10:33.543 --> 01:10:37.713 align:center
♪ That voice ♪

01:10:39.757 --> 01:10:42.093 align:center
♪ That's the thing ♪

01:10:43.094 --> 01:10:44.804 align:center
♪ That's the thing ♪

01:10:46.764 --> 01:10:49.599 align:center
♪ Allie lights up the night ♪

01:10:49.600 --> 01:10:51.226 align:center
♪ She doesn't have to try ♪

01:10:51.227 --> 01:10:53.019 align:center
♪ She just shines ♪

01:10:53.020 --> 01:10:56.481 align:center
♪ She says, "My name's
not Allie, it's Allison ♪

01:10:56.482 --> 01:10:58.733 align:center
♪ I don't know why
I said that" ♪

01:10:58.734 --> 01:11:01.861 align:center
♪ Allie lights up the night ♪

01:11:01.862 --> 01:11:04.531 align:center
♪ She doesn't have to try,
she just shines ♪

01:11:04.532 --> 01:11:06.074 align:center
♪ She says ♪

01:11:06.075 --> 01:11:08.201 align:center
♪ "My name's
not Allie, it's Allison" ♪

01:11:08.202 --> 01:11:10.370 align:center
Shh. Not a duet.

01:11:10.371 --> 01:11:11.955 align:center
Oh. Sorry.

01:11:11.956 --> 01:11:14.708 align:center
♪ "It's Allison, I don't know
why I said that" ♪

01:11:14.709 --> 01:11:16.960 align:center
♪ Allie lights up the night ♪

01:11:16.961 --> 01:11:20.380 align:center
♪ You could cut the power,
turn off the lights ♪

01:11:20.381 --> 01:11:23.717 align:center
♪ And she'll shine bright ♪

01:11:23.718 --> 01:11:26.303 align:center
♪ Allie lights up ♪

01:11:26.304 --> 01:11:28.555 align:center
♪ The night ♪

01:11:30.057 --> 01:11:32.225 align:center
♪ I'm gonna fuck her
in the face tonight ♪

01:11:32.226 --> 01:11:35.729 align:center
♪ Ooh, fuck her
in the face tonight ♪

01:11:35.730 --> 01:11:38.607 align:center
♪ Ah-ah, fuck her on the floor
of the studio ♪

01:11:38.608 --> 01:11:41.401 align:center
♪ And I'm probably gonna
film it on my phone ♪

01:11:41.402 --> 01:11:45.113 align:center
♪ Push it in, pull it out,
pour it down her spout ♪

01:11:45.114 --> 01:11:48.909 align:center
♪ I'm gonna fuck the fuck
right out this girl tonight ♪

01:11:49.744 --> 01:11:54.205 align:center
♪ Sex tonight ♪

01:11:54.206 --> 01:11:56.708 align:center
- ♪ Sex tonight... ♪
- Uh, Ezra, you...

01:11:56.709 --> 01:11:58.084 align:center
Whoa!

01:12:00.338 --> 01:12:01.671 align:center
Oh, my God.

01:12:06.969 --> 01:12:09.472 align:center
- Oh.
- This is it.

01:12:10.264 --> 01:12:12.098 align:center
All right. Wait here.

01:12:12.099 --> 01:12:14.226 align:center
Okay. Ooh, I like this.

01:12:15.144 --> 01:12:18.104 align:center
Now I can add
"boy from the Bronx"

01:12:18.105 --> 01:12:19.856 align:center
to my fucket list.

01:12:19.857 --> 01:12:22.902 align:center
It's Upper Manhattan, and, uh...

01:12:36.415 --> 01:12:38.208 align:center
Be back in a sec.

01:12:57.019 --> 01:12:58.645 align:center
My shoes, my shoes, my shoes.

01:12:58.646 --> 01:13:00.564 align:center
Get 'em off. Get 'em off.

01:13:07.988 --> 01:13:09.781 align:center
- Could you help me?
- Yes.

01:13:09.782 --> 01:13:11.408 align:center
- Yeah.
- Take it off, take it off.

01:13:11.409 --> 01:13:13.661 align:center
Take it...

01:13:17.665 --> 01:13:19.124 align:center
Whoo!

01:13:19.125 --> 01:13:20.792 align:center
- Let me get my sock off.
- Your sock?

01:13:20.793 --> 01:13:22.877 align:center
- My sock. Sock, sock, sock.
- Boxers off.

01:13:22.878 --> 01:13:24.254 align:center
- Ow!
- What? What now?

01:13:24.255 --> 01:13:26.297 align:center
I don't know,
something's underneath me.

01:13:26.298 --> 01:13:27.632 align:center
Oh, what, that?

01:13:27.633 --> 01:13:28.967 align:center
Ugh.

01:13:30.511 --> 01:13:32.345 align:center
The fuck?

01:13:32.346 --> 01:13:34.848 align:center
Jesus Christ, Owen!

01:13:34.849 --> 01:13:37.100 align:center
- Hiya, buddy.
- What are you doing?

01:13:37.101 --> 01:13:38.268 align:center
It's my house!

01:13:38.269 --> 01:13:39.352 align:center
Mom!

01:13:39.353 --> 01:13:42.272 align:center
No. Move.

01:13:42.273 --> 01:13:43.648 align:center
This is weird, even for me.

01:13:43.649 --> 01:13:45.608 align:center
I mean... bubbles?

01:13:45.609 --> 01:13:47.402 align:center
- God, I'm out.
- Who is that?

01:13:47.403 --> 01:13:49.320 align:center
Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait...

01:13:49.321 --> 01:13:52.283 align:center
I don't have time for
this weird shit tonight, mate.

01:13:59.540 --> 01:14:01.583 align:center
Owen?

01:14:01.584 --> 01:14:04.795 align:center
Colleen Hoover
signed that book!

01:14:07.089 --> 01:14:08.673 align:center
Mom.

01:14:08.674 --> 01:14:10.593 align:center
What are you doing?!

01:14:11.385 --> 01:14:15.096 align:center
♪ I'm at a pay phone
trying to call home ♪

01:14:15.097 --> 01:14:16.806 align:center
♪ Sex in this place
tonight... ♪

01:14:16.807 --> 01:14:19.726 align:center
♪ All of my change
I spent on you ♪

01:14:19.727 --> 01:14:22.604 align:center
- Rock and roll, baby.
- ♪ Where have the times gone? ♪

01:14:22.605 --> 01:14:24.397 align:center
♪ Baby, it's all wrong ♪

01:14:24.398 --> 01:14:28.860 align:center
♪ Where are the plans
we made for two? ♪

01:14:28.861 --> 01:14:32.572 align:center
♪ If happy-ever-afters
did exist ♪

01:14:32.573 --> 01:14:37.368 align:center
♪ I would still be
holding you like this ♪

01:14:37.369 --> 01:14:41.539 align:center
♪ All those fairy tales
are full of shit ♪

01:14:41.540 --> 01:14:45.376 align:center
♪ One more fucking love song,
I'll be sick ♪

01:14:45.377 --> 01:14:49.088 align:center
♪ Yeah, now I'm at
a pay phone. ♪

01:14:59.433 --> 01:15:01.518 align:center
Across the country
tonight, the window is closing

01:15:01.519 --> 01:15:05.313 align:center
for unmarried Americans during
this year's exemption period.

01:15:05.314 --> 01:15:06.940 align:center
In just under three hours,

01:15:06.941 --> 01:15:09.567 align:center
the nationwide chastity mandate
will take effect once...

01:15:37.304 --> 01:15:38.471 align:center
I'm hungry.

01:15:38.472 --> 01:15:39.556 align:center
Huh?

01:15:39.557 --> 01:15:40.849 align:center
- I'm hungry.
- Huh?

01:15:40.850 --> 01:15:42.141 align:center
So hungry.

01:15:42.142 --> 01:15:43.310 align:center
We're closed.

01:15:44.436 --> 01:15:46.146 align:center
I know the owner.

01:15:49.483 --> 01:15:51.317 align:center
What are you doing
all the way up here?

01:15:51.318 --> 01:15:54.654 align:center
Ordering a pizza,
with extra cheese.

01:15:54.655 --> 01:15:55.864 align:center
Hold the K-Y.

01:15:55.865 --> 01:15:57.991 align:center
That's what we're known for.

01:15:57.992 --> 01:15:59.159 align:center
Come on.

01:16:09.753 --> 01:16:12.673 align:center
Put the flour down
so nothing sticks.

01:16:13.841 --> 01:16:15.843 align:center
This is how you make the crust.

01:16:21.765 --> 01:16:23.142 align:center
Try that.

01:16:27.521 --> 01:16:29.273 align:center
Thanks.

01:16:36.822 --> 01:16:38.197 align:center
Ooh.

01:16:38.198 --> 01:16:39.700 align:center
So?

01:16:40.451 --> 01:16:41.868 align:center
So?

01:16:41.869 --> 01:16:43.620 align:center
What happened to Ezra?

01:16:43.621 --> 01:16:45.496 align:center
Didn't really click.

01:16:45.497 --> 01:16:48.876 align:center
Does that hospital name tag
have anything to do with it?

01:16:58.052 --> 01:17:00.095 align:center
What happened
with Beatrix Potter?

01:17:00.888 --> 01:17:02.890 align:center
Just didn't feel right.

01:17:07.895 --> 01:17:09.812 align:center
Try that.

01:17:15.277 --> 01:17:16.862 align:center
Mmm.

01:17:34.588 --> 01:17:38.216 align:center
Oh, my God, this is
the best pizza I've ever had.

01:17:38.217 --> 01:17:39.801 align:center
Truly.

01:17:39.802 --> 01:17:41.302 align:center
I think it's better than sex.

01:17:41.303 --> 01:17:42.553 align:center
No. Come on.

01:17:42.554 --> 01:17:43.721 align:center
I mean it.

01:17:43.722 --> 01:17:44.932 align:center
But I honestly don't remember.

01:17:45.599 --> 01:17:48.017 align:center
What's your favorite part?

01:17:48.018 --> 01:17:49.519 align:center
- The cheese.
- No.

01:17:49.520 --> 01:17:51.772 align:center
Of sex.

01:17:52.606 --> 01:17:53.899 align:center
The buildup.

01:17:56.902 --> 01:17:59.112 align:center
What? -That's just
a typical lady answer.

01:17:59.113 --> 01:18:00.780 align:center
- What? Oh, okay.
- It is.

01:18:00.781 --> 01:18:02.448 align:center
What's yours? Hmm?

01:18:02.449 --> 01:18:03.616 align:center
Boobs?

01:18:03.617 --> 01:18:05.410 align:center
Cowgirl? You like to jackhammer?

01:18:05.411 --> 01:18:08.121 align:center
- Just fucking...
- You're not gonna believe me,

01:18:08.122 --> 01:18:10.623 align:center
but it's about the after for me.

01:18:10.624 --> 01:18:12.500 align:center
- Mm-mm. No.
- It is.

01:18:12.501 --> 01:18:13.836 align:center
That moment after.

01:18:14.670 --> 01:18:17.296 align:center
You're laying there, two people.

01:18:17.297 --> 01:18:19.383 align:center
It's like
you're sharing a secret.

01:18:20.884 --> 01:18:23.012 align:center
It's never really about the sex.

01:18:26.223 --> 01:18:28.683 align:center
It's kind of a good answer.

01:18:28.684 --> 01:18:31.561 align:center
You were incredible
at the party tonight.

01:18:31.562 --> 01:18:32.812 align:center
No one was listening.

01:18:32.813 --> 01:18:34.857 align:center
I was.

01:18:44.408 --> 01:18:45.658 align:center
Uh, it's her.

01:18:45.659 --> 01:18:47.952 align:center
My, uh... my girlfriend.

01:18:47.953 --> 01:18:49.496 align:center
What do I do?

01:18:52.249 --> 01:18:54.001 align:center
Um...

01:19:04.845 --> 01:19:08.681 align:center
♪ Don't act so special ♪

01:19:08.682 --> 01:19:10.850 align:center
♪ What I do ♪

01:19:10.851 --> 01:19:13.269 align:center
♪ Is not for you ♪

01:19:13.270 --> 01:19:15.688 align:center
♪ Forget about it ♪

01:19:15.689 --> 01:19:17.940 align:center
♪ You made this mess ♪

01:19:17.941 --> 01:19:21.360 align:center
♪ I'll knock at your door ♪

01:19:21.361 --> 01:19:23.279 align:center
♪ Don't you ignore ♪

01:19:23.280 --> 01:19:25.323 align:center
♪ Or forget about it ♪

01:19:25.324 --> 01:19:27.033 align:center
♪ Every night ♪

01:19:27.034 --> 01:19:30.369 align:center
♪ Got you running in circles,
I know ♪

01:19:30.370 --> 01:19:32.080 align:center
♪ Touchin' me ♪

01:19:32.081 --> 01:19:35.249 align:center
♪ Get your paws
off my Dolce cologne ♪

01:19:35.250 --> 01:19:36.584 align:center
♪ Back it up ♪

01:19:36.585 --> 01:19:39.170 align:center
♪ Off my throne
'cause you know ♪

01:19:39.171 --> 01:19:41.964 align:center
♪ You wanna make me ♪

01:19:41.965 --> 01:19:46.219 align:center
♪ Walk away
and forget about it ♪

01:19:46.220 --> 01:19:47.595 align:center
♪ Every night ♪

01:19:47.596 --> 01:19:50.932 align:center
♪ Got you running in circles,
I know ♪

01:19:50.933 --> 01:19:52.767 align:center
♪ Touchin' me ♪

01:19:52.768 --> 01:19:56.270 align:center
♪ Get your paws
off my Dolce cologne ♪

01:19:56.271 --> 01:19:58.022 align:center
♪ Make me ♪

01:19:58.023 --> 01:20:00.066 align:center
♪ Walk away
and forget about it... ♪

01:20:01.568 --> 01:20:02.944 align:center
What?

01:20:10.577 --> 01:20:12.496 align:center
What do I do?

01:20:19.253 --> 01:20:21.171 align:center
You should answer it.

01:20:21.964 --> 01:20:23.339 align:center
Yeah?

01:20:23.340 --> 01:20:25.592 align:center
Yeah.

01:20:29.054 --> 01:20:30.514 align:center
Yeah.

01:20:31.306 --> 01:20:33.015 align:center
All right, one second.

01:20:33.016 --> 01:20:34.433 align:center
Malika.

01:20:34.434 --> 01:20:35.893 align:center
Yeah.

01:20:35.894 --> 01:20:38.062 align:center
Yep, I'm at the shop.

01:20:45.362 --> 01:20:47.238 align:center
MALIKA
I couldn't go through with it.

01:20:47.239 --> 01:20:49.198 align:center
- Come home.
- Okay.

01:20:49.199 --> 01:20:51.033 align:center
All right, bye.

01:20:51.034 --> 01:20:52.743 align:center
Uh...

01:20:52.744 --> 01:20:54.745 align:center
she wants to see me.

01:20:54.746 --> 01:20:56.289 align:center
Great.

01:20:56.290 --> 01:20:58.040 align:center
She wants to see me now.

01:20:58.041 --> 01:20:59.250 align:center
- Um...
- Oh. Okay.

01:20:59.251 --> 01:21:01.252 align:center
- I'll, um...
- No. No, no, stay.

01:21:01.253 --> 01:21:03.129 align:center
Please, um...

01:21:03.130 --> 01:21:04.839 align:center
grab a drink, finish the pie.

01:21:04.840 --> 01:21:06.716 align:center
- Um...
- I don't...

01:21:06.717 --> 01:21:08.969 align:center
I'm really sorry. Uh...

01:21:10.137 --> 01:21:12.139 align:center
Would you mind...

01:21:12.931 --> 01:21:14.223 align:center
...locking up?

01:21:14.224 --> 01:21:15.725 align:center
Just throw the keys
under the door.

01:21:15.726 --> 01:21:16.934 align:center
Uh, is that okay?

01:21:16.935 --> 01:21:18.811 align:center
- Uh, sure.
- Yeah. Sorry.

01:21:18.812 --> 01:21:20.396 align:center
Yeah.

01:21:20.397 --> 01:21:21.982 align:center
Uh, yeah.

01:21:28.322 --> 01:21:31.032 align:center
I hope you get
your Empire State Building...

01:21:31.033 --> 01:21:34.327 align:center
or wherever moment tonight.

01:21:34.328 --> 01:21:35.661 align:center
Yeah. You, too.

01:21:44.338 --> 01:21:48.841 align:center
♪ To find someone like that ♪

01:21:48.842 --> 01:21:52.012 align:center
♪ It wouldn't be easy now ♪

01:21:55.349 --> 01:22:00.186 align:center
♪ We go too far back ♪

01:22:00.187 --> 01:22:03.315 align:center
♪ You wouldn't leave me now ♪

01:22:04.733 --> 01:22:07.568 align:center
♪ 'Cause I've been
thinking 'bout ♪

01:22:07.569 --> 01:22:09.028 align:center
♪ Gettin' drunk again ♪

01:22:09.029 --> 01:22:12.658 align:center
♪ At the same house
where it all started ♪

01:22:14.868 --> 01:22:16.786 align:center
You're here.

01:22:16.787 --> 01:22:18.330 align:center
I'm here.

01:22:19.081 --> 01:22:21.083 align:center
I was wrong.

01:22:24.920 --> 01:22:27.046 align:center
♪ It's how it's gonna be ♪

01:22:27.047 --> 01:22:28.130 align:center
Damn it.

01:22:28.131 --> 01:22:29.382 align:center
♪ Face it ♪

01:22:29.383 --> 01:22:32.718 align:center
♪ Loving me takes patience ♪

01:22:32.719 --> 01:22:35.388 align:center
♪ Will you think about us
as I'm leaving? ♪

01:22:35.389 --> 01:22:38.641 align:center
♪ Think about us
as I'm coming home? ♪

01:22:38.642 --> 01:22:43.688 align:center
♪ You hate it,
but loving me takes patience ♪

01:22:43.689 --> 01:22:46.565 align:center
♪ So we lose touch
when I'm faded ♪

01:22:46.566 --> 01:22:50.152 align:center
♪ And it can get dark,
but still I know ♪

01:22:50.153 --> 01:22:51.487 align:center
♪ You're waiting ♪

01:22:51.488 --> 01:22:55.408 align:center
♪ And loving me takes patience ♪

01:22:55.409 --> 01:22:56.867 align:center
Let me close this.

01:22:56.868 --> 01:22:58.328 align:center
I got to close this.

01:23:00.038 --> 01:23:02.248 align:center
♪ You wouldn't leave me now. ♪

01:23:02.249 --> 01:23:05.377 align:center
Sorry, I keep telling Vladimir
to fix that.

01:23:10.424 --> 01:23:11.340 align:center
Come on.

01:23:11.341 --> 01:23:14.428 align:center
We only have like an hour left.

01:23:16.305 --> 01:23:18.097 align:center
I need to go.

01:23:18.098 --> 01:23:19.724 align:center
What?

01:23:19.725 --> 01:23:21.058 align:center
I need to go.

01:23:21.059 --> 01:23:22.893 align:center
- Is this about Sal?
- Sal?

01:23:22.894 --> 01:23:24.353 align:center
Salvatore Schulhoffer-Lopez.

01:23:24.354 --> 01:23:26.564 align:center
I told you on the phone,
nothing happened.

01:23:26.565 --> 01:23:28.607 align:center
It's not about him at all, actually.

01:23:28.608 --> 01:23:30.276 align:center
Do you want to get married?

01:23:30.277 --> 01:23:32.778 align:center
Then we can have sex
whenever we want.

01:23:32.779 --> 01:23:35.364 align:center
It's never really been
about the sex.

01:23:35.365 --> 01:23:37.658 align:center
Well, we've only had it
like two times.

01:23:37.659 --> 01:23:39.577 align:center
- Thanks, Obama.
- Obama?

01:23:39.578 --> 01:23:41.829 align:center
This thing started
like three years ago.

01:23:41.830 --> 01:23:43.831 align:center
Yeah, well,
y-you know what I mean.

01:23:43.832 --> 01:23:45.124 align:center
The-the pendulum.

01:23:45.125 --> 01:23:47.001 align:center
I...

01:23:47.002 --> 01:23:50.004 align:center
I'm sorry for what I did,

01:23:50.005 --> 01:23:54.216 align:center
but if you did something,
I'm honestly proud of you.

01:23:54.217 --> 01:23:55.885 align:center
No, you-you...

01:23:55.886 --> 01:23:58.221 align:center
you needed to get out
of your box.

01:23:59.056 --> 01:24:01.140 align:center
I should never have come.

01:24:01.141 --> 01:24:02.933 align:center
I'm sorry.

01:24:02.934 --> 01:24:05.436 align:center
Owen? Owen.

01:24:05.437 --> 01:24:07.481 align:center
D-Did I mess things up?

01:24:08.607 --> 01:24:10.399 align:center
No.

01:24:10.400 --> 01:24:11.942 align:center
But I might have.

01:24:28.627 --> 01:24:30.836 align:center
- Sorry, sorry.
- Whoa.

01:24:33.048 --> 01:24:36.426 align:center
Taxi, taxi! Stop, stop, stop,
stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

01:24:38.553 --> 01:24:42.223 align:center
Uh, Seventh, between First
and, uh, Second.

01:24:42.224 --> 01:24:44.183 align:center
And can you make it
fast as possible?

01:24:44.184 --> 01:24:47.395 align:center
Trying to squeeze some more
juice out of the lemon, huh?

01:24:47.396 --> 01:24:49.648 align:center
Yeah, some-something like that.

01:24:59.783 --> 01:25:01.868 align:center
Here. Thanks.

01:25:16.883 --> 01:25:18.884 align:center
- Hello?
- Hey, I'm looking for Allie.

01:25:18.885 --> 01:25:20.386 align:center
- It's Owen.
- Hello?

01:25:20.387 --> 01:25:21.554 align:center
- Does Allie live here?
- Hello?

01:25:21.555 --> 01:25:22.763 align:center
- Who?
- Hello?

01:25:22.764 --> 01:25:24.056 align:center
- Allie. Allie.
- Who?

01:25:24.057 --> 01:25:25.599 align:center
- What?
- Allie.

01:25:25.600 --> 01:25:27.268 align:center
- Yo! Hey, yo!
- Who is this?

01:25:27.269 --> 01:25:29.145 align:center
It's O... Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:25:29.146 --> 01:25:30.604 align:center
- There's no Allie here.
- It's 6:00 a.m., man.

01:25:30.605 --> 01:25:32.356 align:center
- Get out of here.
- I-I know. I'm so sorry.

01:25:32.357 --> 01:25:33.816 align:center
But I-I'm just looking
for Allie.

01:25:33.817 --> 01:25:35.109 align:center
You know Allie?

01:25:35.110 --> 01:25:37.027 align:center
She's tall, uh, brunette.

01:25:37.028 --> 01:25:38.446 align:center
She's got big eyes.

01:25:38.447 --> 01:25:40.072 align:center
Legs don't make any sense.

01:25:40.073 --> 01:25:44.118 align:center
She also loves lighthouses,
especially a little red one.

01:25:44.119 --> 01:25:46.246 align:center
Get the hell out of here, man.

01:25:47.080 --> 01:25:48.956 align:center
Allie!

01:25:50.167 --> 01:25:51.918 align:center
Allie!

01:25:52.878 --> 01:25:54.754 align:center
Allie!

01:26:12.939 --> 01:26:16.817 align:center
Hey.

01:26:16.818 --> 01:26:19.487 align:center
Look, I-I'm sorry about
that Bubble Wrap thing.

01:26:19.488 --> 01:26:20.863 align:center
Your mom and I were looking at

01:26:20.864 --> 01:26:22.573 align:center
ASMR videos
on the YouTubes, and...

01:26:22.574 --> 01:26:24.867 align:center
Okay. Good to see you, Rick.

01:26:24.868 --> 01:26:27.661 align:center
Did you, um, patch things up
with that tall,

01:26:27.662 --> 01:26:30.331 align:center
British glass of water
from last night?

01:26:30.332 --> 01:26:32.291 align:center
Actually, I met someone else.

01:26:32.292 --> 01:26:35.045 align:center
Okay, Mr. Swing Dick.

01:26:37.672 --> 01:26:39.715 align:center
Nah, it wasn't like that.
It was...

01:26:39.716 --> 01:26:41.342 align:center
We just talked a lot,

01:26:41.343 --> 01:26:43.052 align:center
and I just left like an asshole.

01:26:43.053 --> 01:26:46.055 align:center
And now I have no idea
how to find her.

01:26:46.056 --> 01:26:48.682 align:center
Owen, when your mom and I...

01:26:48.683 --> 01:26:50.142 align:center
- Nope.
- Okay.

01:26:51.394 --> 01:26:53.979 align:center
My two men bonding.

01:26:53.980 --> 01:26:55.606 align:center
Warms my heart.

01:26:55.607 --> 01:26:57.316 align:center
- He met somebody.
- Oh, yeah?

01:26:57.317 --> 01:26:58.859 align:center
But he can't find her.

01:26:58.860 --> 01:27:00.236 align:center
Who is she?

01:27:00.237 --> 01:27:01.779 align:center
Her name's Allie.

01:27:01.780 --> 01:27:03.822 align:center
And, uh...

01:27:03.823 --> 01:27:07.452 align:center
she's fun, and she's smart.

01:27:08.245 --> 01:27:10.162 align:center
She's weird, and she can sing.

01:27:10.163 --> 01:27:12.623 align:center
She got a great voice.

01:27:12.624 --> 01:27:15.335 align:center
She got this big smile.
I don't know.

01:27:16.336 --> 01:27:17.586 align:center
I've never met anyone
like her before.

01:27:17.587 --> 01:27:20.464 align:center
What's the last thing
she said to you?

01:27:20.465 --> 01:27:22.675 align:center
"Good luck."

01:27:22.676 --> 01:27:24.885 align:center
What's the last thing
you said to her?

01:27:24.886 --> 01:27:28.932 align:center
"I hope you get your Empire
State Building moment tonight."

01:28:08.680 --> 01:28:10.556 align:center
JACINTA
Allie, you have to come get me.

01:28:10.557 --> 01:28:11.974 align:center
I don't know where I am.

01:28:13.810 --> 01:28:16.061 align:center
Tejan took me and swept me
off my motherfucking feet.

01:28:16.062 --> 01:28:18.063 align:center
- That's right.
- I found my prince!

01:28:18.064 --> 01:28:19.857 align:center
I'm in love
with your friend, Allison.

01:28:19.858 --> 01:28:21.817 align:center
He took me
to the Empire State Building

01:28:21.818 --> 01:28:23.819 align:center
at sunrise. -And now
we're gonna get married.

01:28:23.820 --> 01:28:26.030 align:center
- We're getting married.
- Oh, my God. Okay, I love you.

01:28:27.407 --> 01:28:28.699 align:center
Ooh, sorry.

01:28:28.700 --> 01:28:30.909 align:center
- Did I wake you?
- No.

01:28:30.910 --> 01:28:33.162 align:center
Got to drop off the kid
sometime soon.

01:28:33.163 --> 01:28:35.497 align:center
How was your night?

01:28:35.498 --> 01:28:37.666 align:center
Uh...

01:28:37.667 --> 01:28:39.711 align:center
pretty wild.

01:28:41.087 --> 01:28:42.881 align:center
I met someone.

01:28:43.965 --> 01:28:46.175 align:center
- Oh?
- And then he went away.

01:28:46.176 --> 01:28:48.594 align:center
And I took a long walk.

01:28:48.595 --> 01:28:50.512 align:center
Well, did you get with him
at least?

01:28:50.513 --> 01:28:51.930 align:center
No.

01:28:51.931 --> 01:28:54.141 align:center
Still some time left, shawty.

01:28:54.142 --> 01:28:55.351 align:center
Ever been someone's first?

01:28:55.352 --> 01:28:56.435 align:center
Aah!

01:28:56.436 --> 01:28:57.770 align:center
All right.

01:28:57.771 --> 01:28:59.104 align:center
I'm gonna go sleep for a week.

01:28:59.105 --> 01:29:01.899 align:center
Listen, I'm sorry, Allie.

01:29:01.900 --> 01:29:03.275 align:center
- Thanks.
- Wait.

01:29:03.276 --> 01:29:04.777 align:center
Your name is Allie?

01:29:04.778 --> 01:29:06.445 align:center
- Yep.
- There was some guy

01:29:06.446 --> 01:29:08.531 align:center
calling your name,
looking for you.

01:29:09.783 --> 01:29:11.033 align:center
- What?
- Yeah.

01:29:11.034 --> 01:29:13.619 align:center
Some weird guy
with elephant ears

01:29:13.620 --> 01:29:16.955 align:center
whining all about your legs
and leghouses.

01:29:16.956 --> 01:29:18.123 align:center
It was sad.

01:29:18.124 --> 01:29:21.543 align:center
I was like,
"Yo, bro, sack the fuck up."

01:29:21.544 --> 01:29:23.671 align:center
- When was this?
- A little while ago.

01:29:24.839 --> 01:29:26.465 align:center
He's not gonna be there.

01:29:26.466 --> 01:29:28.717 align:center
Probably not.

01:29:28.718 --> 01:29:31.345 align:center
So, why am I doing this?

01:29:31.346 --> 01:29:32.764 align:center
'Cause you never know.

01:29:33.515 --> 01:29:35.516 align:center
♪ Settle down, settle in ♪

01:29:35.517 --> 01:29:37.309 align:center
♪ Give it up, I'm giving in ♪

01:29:37.310 --> 01:29:40.979 align:center
♪ Give me love, then give me
something to get rid of it ♪

01:29:40.980 --> 01:29:43.107 align:center
♪ Can I hold you?
Can I hold you? ♪

01:29:43.108 --> 01:29:44.942 align:center
♪ Can I hold you? ♪

01:29:44.943 --> 01:29:47.236 align:center
♪ Can I know you?
Can I know you? ♪

01:29:47.237 --> 01:29:49.029 align:center
♪ Can I know you? ♪

01:29:49.030 --> 01:29:51.615 align:center
♪ It is warm here in the light ♪

01:29:51.616 --> 01:29:53.492 align:center
♪ So come in, the water's fine ♪

01:29:53.493 --> 01:29:55.160 align:center
♪ You can join me if you like ♪

01:29:55.161 --> 01:29:57.413 align:center
♪ You can join me,
I don't mind ♪

01:29:57.414 --> 01:29:59.623 align:center
♪ And the color of the sky ♪

01:29:59.624 --> 01:30:01.500 align:center
♪ Is reflected in your eyes ♪

01:30:01.501 --> 01:30:03.669 align:center
♪ As the green is
flashing bright ♪

01:30:03.670 --> 01:30:05.003 align:center
♪ As the green is flashing ♪

01:30:05.004 --> 01:30:07.339 align:center
♪ Can I hold you?
Can I hold you? ♪

01:30:07.340 --> 01:30:09.007 align:center
♪ Can I hold you? ♪

01:30:09.008 --> 01:30:11.301 align:center
♪ Can I know you?
Can I know you? ♪

01:30:11.302 --> 01:30:13.095 align:center
♪ Can I know you? ♪

01:30:13.096 --> 01:30:16.015 align:center
♪ More ♪

01:30:20.520 --> 01:30:23.815 align:center
♪ More ♪

01:30:25.692 --> 01:30:27.568 align:center
♪ I will look upon your face ♪

01:30:27.569 --> 01:30:28.944 align:center
♪ And I'll dream about the day ♪

01:30:28.945 --> 01:30:31.321 align:center
♪ When I can see you
when I wake ♪

01:30:31.322 --> 01:30:33.490 align:center
♪ And I'll wish
that I could stay ♪

01:30:33.491 --> 01:30:35.325 align:center
♪ And I'll wish that I could ♪

01:30:35.326 --> 01:30:38.788 align:center
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪

01:30:39.539 --> 01:30:41.582 align:center
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪

01:30:43.752 --> 01:30:46.755 align:center
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪

01:30:47.630 --> 01:30:50.841 align:center
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪

01:30:50.842 --> 01:30:53.928 align:center
♪ And when the sun
has gone away ♪

01:30:58.975 --> 01:31:00.976 align:center
♪ Can I hold you?
Can I hold you? ♪

01:31:00.977 --> 01:31:03.146 align:center
♪ Can I hold you? ♪

01:31:07.776 --> 01:31:09.610 align:center
♪ Can I know you?
Can I know you? ♪

01:31:09.611 --> 01:31:11.571 align:center
♪ Can I know you? ♪

01:31:17.243 --> 01:31:20.663 align:center
♪ More. ♪

01:31:24.417 --> 01:31:26.586 align:center
We missed the sunrise.

01:31:31.424 --> 01:31:33.926 align:center
Black, three sugars.

01:31:33.927 --> 01:31:36.136 align:center
I hear it's adorable.

01:31:38.431 --> 01:31:39.723 align:center
You're still following me.

01:31:39.724 --> 01:31:41.558 align:center
Or are you following me?

01:31:43.394 --> 01:31:45.355 align:center
I can't believe you're here.

01:31:46.648 --> 01:31:48.775 align:center
Well, this is
the only place for this.

01:31:50.860 --> 01:31:52.320 align:center
Nothing can overshadow.

01:31:54.614 --> 01:31:56.532 align:center
I'm sorry. I-I...

01:31:56.533 --> 01:31:58.493 align:center
I shouldn't have left.

01:31:59.285 --> 01:32:02.287 align:center
Nah. I shouldn't have
let you go.

01:32:24.352 --> 01:32:26.271 align:center
We still have time.

01:32:27.480 --> 01:32:29.606 align:center
I might... I might know a place.

01:32:29.607 --> 01:32:31.191 align:center
Come on.

01:32:31.192 --> 01:32:33.652 align:center
You know, I'm not even gonna
need the whole 11 minutes.

01:32:33.653 --> 01:32:35.362 align:center
Oh, yeah. Me, neither, son.

01:33:02.515 --> 01:33:03.765 align:center
What's wrong?

01:33:03.766 --> 01:33:05.851 align:center
Nothing. Nothing's wrong.

01:33:05.852 --> 01:33:08.270 align:center
Just, you know...

01:33:08.271 --> 01:33:11.398 align:center
seems like this whole night...

01:33:12.734 --> 01:33:15.360 align:center
I don't want it to dictate...

01:33:15.361 --> 01:33:16.987 align:center
us, what we do.

01:33:16.988 --> 01:33:19.198 align:center
We can't let the mandate win.

01:33:19.991 --> 01:33:22.118 align:center
Maybe we should wait.

01:33:23.661 --> 01:33:25.788 align:center
Get to know each other.

01:33:28.499 --> 01:33:30.710 align:center
I think you're right.

01:33:31.836 --> 01:33:33.295 align:center
Without the-the pressure.

01:33:33.296 --> 01:33:35.672 align:center
Without the pressure,
without all the noise.

01:33:35.673 --> 01:33:38.425 align:center
A whole year.
It's your favorite part.

01:33:38.426 --> 01:33:39.593 align:center
The buildup.

01:33:39.594 --> 01:33:41.304 align:center
Yeah, but what about the after?

01:33:42.096 --> 01:33:44.349 align:center
It's gonna be hard,
but I can wait.

01:33:46.225 --> 01:33:47.893 align:center
Try to keep it in my pants.

01:33:47.894 --> 01:33:49.394 align:center
Ah. Good luck.

01:34:00.073 --> 01:34:02.574 align:center
I just don't want
this moment to end.

01:34:04.911 --> 01:34:06.871 align:center
♪ Ooh-ooh ♪

01:34:07.622 --> 01:34:10.083 align:center
♪ Ooh-ooh ♪

01:34:10.833 --> 01:34:13.251 align:center
♪ Ooh-ooh. ♪

01:34:16.756 --> 01:34:19.549 align:center
Do... do you hear that?

01:34:19.550 --> 01:34:21.176 align:center
ALLIE
♪ You can be amazing... ♪

01:34:21.177 --> 01:34:22.719 align:center
Oh, my God.

01:34:22.720 --> 01:34:24.596 align:center
Yeah, they're filming
all over the city tonight

01:34:24.597 --> 01:34:25.847 align:center
'cause there's no paparazzi.

01:34:25.848 --> 01:34:27.849 align:center
- You didn't know that?
- No.

01:34:27.850 --> 01:34:30.519 align:center
No, no, no.
Wow, that is my voice.

01:34:30.520 --> 01:34:32.145 align:center
- This is you?
- Yeah.

01:34:32.146 --> 01:34:33.563 align:center
- Wow.
- It's my day job.

01:34:33.564 --> 01:34:35.524 align:center
♪ Start speaking up... ♪

01:34:35.525 --> 01:34:38.068 align:center
It seems to me you sang,

01:34:38.069 --> 01:34:40.612 align:center
they're hearing,
you're connecting.

01:34:40.613 --> 01:34:42.364 align:center
Shut up.

01:34:42.365 --> 01:34:44.700 align:center
♪ And no sunlight,
sometimes... ♪

01:34:44.701 --> 01:34:46.785 align:center
Hey, guys! Guys!

01:34:46.786 --> 01:34:48.829 align:center
Can you crouch down?
We're filming.

01:34:48.830 --> 01:34:50.372 align:center
- What?
- Crouch down?

01:34:50.373 --> 01:34:52.749 align:center
Oh, too late!
We've already seen you kissing!

01:34:52.750 --> 01:34:54.793 align:center
You have to keep doing it!

01:34:54.794 --> 01:34:55.836 align:center
- Kissing?
- Yes!

01:34:55.837 --> 01:34:57.170 align:center
Okay.

01:34:57.171 --> 01:34:58.922 align:center
You two, yeah.
You're established.

01:34:58.923 --> 01:35:00.882 align:center
- We're kissing.
- I guess.

01:35:00.883 --> 01:35:03.010 align:center
♪ Say what you wanna say... ♪

01:35:03.011 --> 01:35:05.053 align:center
Now you have to dance.

01:35:05.054 --> 01:35:06.638 align:center
- What?
- Dance!

01:35:06.639 --> 01:35:11.852 align:center
♪ Honestly,
I wanna use Leventave ♪

01:35:11.853 --> 01:35:16.982 align:center
♪ Psoriasis, psoriasis ♪

01:35:16.983 --> 01:35:19.651 align:center
♪ Psoriasis ♪

01:35:19.652 --> 01:35:22.029 align:center
♪ I wanna use Leventave ♪

01:35:22.030 --> 01:35:27.159 align:center
♪ Psoriasis, psoriasis ♪

01:35:27.160 --> 01:35:30.329 align:center
♪ Psoriasis ♪

01:35:33.082 --> 01:35:37.002 align:center
♪ Psoriasis, psoriasis ♪

01:35:37.003 --> 01:35:39.713 align:center
♪ Psoriasis ♪

01:35:39.714 --> 01:35:43.468 align:center
ALLIE and OWEN:
♪ I wanna use Leventave. ♪

01:35:45.678 --> 01:35:47.804 align:center
Eight, seven,

01:35:47.805 --> 01:35:50.682 align:center
six, five, four,

01:35:50.683 --> 01:35:53.018 align:center
three, two, one!

01:35:56.189 --> 01:35:58.066 align:center
Oh, wow.

01:36:00.443 --> 01:36:02.319 align:center
- We did it.
- Wasn't even that hard.

01:36:03.613 --> 01:36:04.780 align:center
Ooh.

01:36:04.781 --> 01:36:06.615 align:center
Mwah.

01:36:06.616 --> 01:36:08.201 align:center
Wow.

01:36:09.869 --> 01:36:11.161 align:center
- Oh, what should we do?
- So...

01:36:11.162 --> 01:36:13.205 align:center
I don't know.
You want to get food?

01:36:13.206 --> 01:36:15.999 align:center
- Yeah. Let's get dinner.
- Chinese? Italian?

01:36:16.000 --> 01:36:17.334 align:center
I'm not eating pizza.

01:36:17.335 --> 01:36:18.877 align:center
Pizza? I didn't say pizza.

01:36:18.878 --> 01:36:20.253 align:center
Omakase?

01:36:28.221 --> 01:36:31.598 align:center
- ♪ Ooh ♪
- ♪ I-I-I-I-I-I ♪

01:36:31.599 --> 01:36:33.517 align:center
♪ I'm all the way down ♪

01:36:33.518 --> 01:36:36.019 align:center
♪ Gotta get right witcha ♪

01:36:36.020 --> 01:36:38.355 align:center
- ♪ Ooh ♪
- ♪ I-I-I-I-I-I ♪

01:36:38.356 --> 01:36:39.898 align:center
♪ I'm all the way down ♪

01:36:39.899 --> 01:36:41.399 align:center
Wasn't even that hard.

01:36:41.400 --> 01:36:42.651 align:center
♪ Gotta get right witcha ♪

01:36:42.652 --> 01:36:44.070 align:center
So rude.

01:36:48.658 --> 01:36:50.408 align:center
Finally.

01:36:50.409 --> 01:36:52.035 align:center
♪ I'm all the way down ♪

01:36:52.036 --> 01:36:54.246 align:center
♪ Gotta get right witcha ♪

01:36:54.247 --> 01:36:57.749 align:center
- ♪ Ooh ♪
- ♪ I-I-I-I-I-I ♪

01:36:57.750 --> 01:36:59.918 align:center
♪ I'm all the way down ♪

01:36:59.919 --> 01:37:02.087 align:center
♪ Gotta get right witcha ♪

01:37:02.088 --> 01:37:03.547 align:center
♪ Sometimes I like
holding my breath ♪

01:37:03.548 --> 01:37:05.423 align:center
♪ Just to see how long I last ♪

01:37:05.424 --> 01:37:08.135 align:center
♪ You say that it's dumb,
and I know it ♪

01:37:08.136 --> 01:37:10.345 align:center
♪ And I say, "Hello, hello" ♪

01:37:10.346 --> 01:37:15.433 align:center
♪ I, I'm so addicted
to whatcha doin' ♪

01:37:15.434 --> 01:37:16.643 align:center
♪ I think I like it ♪

01:37:16.644 --> 01:37:18.103 align:center
♪ Ooh ♪

01:37:18.104 --> 01:37:20.188 align:center
♪ You got that look ♪

01:37:20.189 --> 01:37:21.314 align:center
♪ You're so kind ♪

01:37:21.315 --> 01:37:23.817 align:center
♪ Guess I'm out of my mind ♪

01:37:23.818 --> 01:37:25.986 align:center
♪ Ooh ♪

01:37:25.987 --> 01:37:27.112 align:center
♪ You're shining ♪

01:37:27.113 --> 01:37:28.446 align:center
♪ And it's such a surprise ♪

01:37:28.447 --> 01:37:31.616 align:center
♪ Guess I'm out of my mind ♪

01:37:31.617 --> 01:37:34.995 align:center
♪ Ooh ♪

01:37:34.996 --> 01:37:37.831 align:center
♪ I'm all the way down ♪

01:37:37.832 --> 01:37:39.833 align:center
♪ Gotta get right witcha ♪

01:37:39.834 --> 01:37:42.752 align:center
♪ Ooh ♪

01:37:42.753 --> 01:37:45.172 align:center
♪ I'm all the way down ♪

01:37:45.173 --> 01:37:47.424 align:center
♪ Gotta get right witcha ♪

01:37:47.425 --> 01:37:50.927 align:center
- ♪ Ooh ♪
- ♪ I-I-I-I-I-I ♪

01:37:50.928 --> 01:37:52.345 align:center
♪ I'm all the way down ♪

01:37:52.346 --> 01:37:54.806 align:center
♪ Gotta get right witcha ♪

01:37:54.807 --> 01:37:58.226 align:center
- ♪ Ooh ♪
- ♪ I-I-I-I-I-I ♪

01:37:58.227 --> 01:38:00.395 align:center
♪ I'm all the way down ♪

01:38:00.396 --> 01:38:03.106 align:center
♪ Gotta get right witcha. ♪

01:38:04.775 --> 01:38:05.984 align:center
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪

01:38:05.985 --> 01:38:07.652 align:center
♪ Okay, I wanna get back ♪

01:38:07.653 --> 01:38:11.198 align:center
♪ Can't let you get around
inside my head now ♪

01:38:11.199 --> 01:38:12.616 align:center
♪ I wanna get back ♪

01:38:12.617 --> 01:38:14.618 align:center
♪ Can't sit through
another round ♪

01:38:14.619 --> 01:38:15.493 align:center
♪ Oh, uh-uh ♪

01:38:15.494 --> 01:38:17.495 align:center
♪ Okay, I wanna get back ♪

01:38:17.496 --> 01:38:20.999 align:center
♪ Can't let you get around
inside my head now ♪

01:38:21.000 --> 01:38:22.375 align:center
♪ I wanna get back ♪

01:38:22.376 --> 01:38:24.085 align:center
♪ Can't sit through
another round ♪

01:38:24.086 --> 01:38:25.170 align:center
♪ Oh, uh-uh ♪

01:38:25.171 --> 01:38:26.671 align:center
♪ It's hot in New York ♪

01:38:26.672 --> 01:38:29.841 align:center
♪ And I can't get away
from pain ♪

01:38:29.842 --> 01:38:31.509 align:center
♪ I'm losing my nerves ♪

01:38:31.510 --> 01:38:34.804 align:center
♪ And you're losing
the waiting game ♪

01:38:34.805 --> 01:38:36.723 align:center
♪ I know it ain't true ♪

01:38:36.724 --> 01:38:40.227 align:center
♪ The things you say and do
to play cool ♪

01:38:40.228 --> 01:38:43.313 align:center
♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh ♪

01:38:43.314 --> 01:38:45.315 align:center
♪ Ooh-ooh ♪

01:38:45.316 --> 01:38:49.736 align:center
♪ Okay, do you really wanna
do the old way? ♪

01:38:49.737 --> 01:38:52.322 align:center
♪ Not today,
'cause I can't feel ♪

01:38:52.323 --> 01:38:55.867 align:center
♪ The things that make me
feel so hopeful ♪

01:38:55.868 --> 01:38:58.370 align:center
♪ And I don't know
what you're doing ♪

01:38:58.371 --> 01:39:00.705 align:center
♪ But I'm not tempted ♪

01:39:00.706 --> 01:39:03.917 align:center
♪ And I just write now
'cause I'm on empty ♪

01:39:03.918 --> 01:39:05.877 align:center
♪ Okay, I wanna get back ♪

01:39:05.878 --> 01:39:09.381 align:center
♪ Can't let you get around
inside my head now ♪

01:39:09.382 --> 01:39:10.799 align:center
♪ I wanna get back ♪

01:39:10.800 --> 01:39:12.759 align:center
♪ Can't sit through
another round ♪

01:39:12.760 --> 01:39:13.885 align:center
♪ Oh, uh-uh ♪

01:39:13.886 --> 01:39:15.679 align:center
♪ Okay, I wanna get back ♪

01:39:15.680 --> 01:39:19.224 align:center
♪ Can't let you get around
inside my head now ♪

01:39:19.225 --> 01:39:20.600 align:center
♪ I wanna get back ♪

01:39:20.601 --> 01:39:22.352 align:center
♪ Can't sit through
another round ♪

01:39:22.353 --> 01:39:23.395 align:center
♪ Oh, uh-uh ♪

01:39:23.396 --> 01:39:24.896 align:center
♪ It's hot in New York ♪

01:39:24.897 --> 01:39:28.066 align:center
♪ And I can't get away
from pain ♪

01:39:28.067 --> 01:39:29.734 align:center
♪ I'm losing my nerves ♪

01:39:29.735 --> 01:39:32.904 align:center
♪ And you're losing
the waiting game ♪

01:39:32.905 --> 01:39:35.073 align:center
♪ I know it ain't true ♪

01:39:35.074 --> 01:39:38.493 align:center
♪ The things you say and do
to play cool ♪

01:39:38.494 --> 01:39:41.663 align:center
♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh ♪

01:39:41.664 --> 01:39:43.665 align:center
♪ Ooh-ooh. ♪

01:42:05.891 --> 01:42:07.726 align:center
♪ Ooh-ooh ♪

01:42:08.644 --> 01:42:10.604 align:center
♪ Ooh-ooh ♪

01:42:11.397 --> 01:42:13.524 align:center
♪ Ooh-ooh. ♪

