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<i>I believe in miracles</i>

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<i>Where you from, you sexy thing</i>

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<i>You sexy thing, you</i>

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<i>I believe in miracles</i>

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Hey.

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<i>Since you came along, you sexy thing</i>

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- So nice to finally meet you.
- Please, lower your expectations.

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I'm way more charming on email.

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Well…

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I'm glad you asked me out. Finally.

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I'm a cardio girl. I don't normally
just hang out by the weights.

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I do not normally lift that much.

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It was either ask you out
or get a hernia trying to impress you.

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So, okay, why did you leave
London for New Jersey?

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It was a job opportunity.

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I'm an in-house lawyer at Air Cruz.

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- Oh, I love Air Cruz. Thank you.
- Thank you.

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Always on time, great snacks.

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Cheers.

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<i>I love your commercials.</i>

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"I'm not just the CEO of Air Cruz,
I'm also a pilot."

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I hate doing those.

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My dad used to do them,
then when he retired, I had to do them.

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It's the worst part of the job.

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Ah, you're great.

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My ex-wife is going to be so jealous that
I am on a date with the Air Cruz lady.

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Oh, this is not a date.
This is a work dinner.

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Well…

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A little birdie told me
that you're single.

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- And so am I… legally now.
- Oh.

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Best six months of my life.

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Well…

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- I'm here to talk business. So… yeah.
- Sorry, you're right.

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Trust me, the last thing
I want to talk about is my ex-wife.

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Okay.

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Stacey.

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Mm. But, wait,
wasn't that like a huge demotion?

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Oh. Um… I don't know.

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Practicing international law
on a global scale is rewarding,

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but today at Air Cruz,

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I did resolve a dispute between
a passenger and an emotional support dog.

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Ooh.

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You're hiding something. Thank you.

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Why did you really leave?

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- Did you quit, or did you get fired?
- No.

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You can tell me anything.
I'm like a vault.

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Like, my ex-boyfriend gave me scabies
and I didn't tell a soul.

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Well done.

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Air Cruz is expanding
into Dallas-Fort Worth.

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- It's huge for us.
- Dallas.

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And I'd like the lounge there to reflect
and be kind of like a cathedral for--

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Larry?

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Oh. Uh…

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Excuse me. Um…

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Stacey's from Dallas.

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Oh.

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That's where we met.

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Mmm.

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Are you crying?

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No, no, no.
I'm not crying. I'm not crying.

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- Larry!
- I'm sorry!

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Should we get some food?
Let's get some food.

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Mm-mmm. I had a protein bar earlier.

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You know why I come here?
For these bad boys.

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They're so good, right?
Can't even taste the tequila, right?

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But it's in there. It's definitely there.
Shall we get some water?

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Oh, my God.
They're playing my literal favorite song.

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Oh, my God. I love this song.

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It's a good song.

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We have to dance.

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- Oh. Uh, we don't. We absolutely don't.
- I think we should just dance.

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No. Absolutely not. It's a restaurant.
Not a dancing place.

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Okay. You want to stay seated,
you dirty dog?

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Sorry everybody. Excuse me.
Tanya, please, I'm begging you.

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<i>Tell it to my heart</i>

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<i>I can feel…</i>Oh, whoa.

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- Oh, no.
- Oh my God.

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What the fuck?

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Sit down, or my boyfriend
will kick your fucking ass.

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- Tanya. I am so sorry.
- Put a leash on her.

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To be clear,
no one will be kicking your ass.

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I do apologize, everyone.
Dessert is on me.

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Oh, shit.

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And then we stopped sleeping together.

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She, uh…
She thought it was her fault, but…

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honestly…

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- it was mine.
- Mmm.

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And now I masturbate to her.

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I jerk off to my ex-wife.
I mean, is that fucked up or--

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And that's my cue. Okay.

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Excuse me.

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I had a really nice time tonight.

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- Good night, Tanya.
- Oh.

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Not on the first date, huh?

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You are a gentleman.

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Well…

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till next time.

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- Good night.
- Good night.

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God, you're such a pussy.

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Mom! I'm home.

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Jackie, uh,
I just want to apologize again.

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I'm really sorry.

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You should call…

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Stacey.

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She might be home thinking about you too.

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And masturbating?

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Goodbye, Larry.

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Sorry.

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All right, Frederick, here we are.
Finished last night.

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If you could get that
to Mr. Vance when he gets in, please.

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That was fast.
You can take more time if you want.

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Mr. Vance will be mad
if there are mistakes, so…

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Um…

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There are no mistakes.

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- All right, Clair?
- Ugh, no.

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It's freezing outside,
then it's 1,000 degrees on the train,

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so I sweat all the way through
my thermal underwear.

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Then that sweat froze on my walk to work.

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Now I have this, like,
insane rash behind my knees.

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Oh, dear.

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What did you get up to last night?

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Oh, nothing.

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No, you did something. What was it?

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Just something personal.

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Like what?

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I'm sorry. I think
this might be a cultural difference.

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Discussing personal things
with a co-worker seems

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inappropriate or rude to me.

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So when I say, "All right, Clair,"

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I'm not really asking if you're all right.
I'm just saying, "Hello."

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Oh. Because for me,
if you ask a question, then I answer it,

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because that is how a conversation works.

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Right.

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- Well, for example, yesterday, when you--
- Morning.

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When you told me your IBS was intense…

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That's a personal issue
for your personal life. Do you see?

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- What do you want me to say?
- Just all right.

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I say all right, you say all right,
and we go about our day.

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But I'm not all right.

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No one's all right, Clair. We just say it.

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- Good morning, Ms. Cruz.
- Good morning.

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- Good morning, Ms. Cruz.
- Good morning.

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- Good morning, Ms. Cruz.
- Good morning, Ms. Cruz.

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- Hey, hey. How'd it go last night?
- Nightmare.

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- Who told Larry I was single?
- Who doesn't know you're single?

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- Fair.
- I'm so sorry. Meaning that he hit on you?

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- Then he cried.
- I'm gonna scream.

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It makes me so angry

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when people cannot separate their
business life from their personal life.

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Except in your case,
which is business life and business life.

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Hey.

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I don't need anybody else
in my life right now.

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I'm focused on work.

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I hear that, sister.

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- Oh my God.
- Okay.

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I know I'm not supposed to ask this,
but how are you even walking right now?

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You're actually not allowed to ask that.
Sorry, go ahead.

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- No. You.
- It's your airline. Okay.

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Seriously. Shouldn't you be home?
Or in a hospital… giving birth.

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I'm gonna go to the hospital
when the baby comes,

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then I'll resume work the next day.

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You're kidding, right?

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We have maternity leave.
I'm worried about you.

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- Hey, Marcus.
- Yeah?

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- Get this down to legal.
- Ms. Cruz?

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- Yeah, right away, Ms. Bloom.
- Thank you.

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"Right away, Ms. Bloom"?

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So, you all set for the deposition?

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Eh.

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- Nervous.
- No. Look, this is nothing. It's nothing.

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If the biggest airline on the planet
is not suing somebody somewhere,

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their dicks get soft.

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- Sydney.
- What?

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You can't say that. The door is open.

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- It's true.
- For fuck's sake.

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It's gonna be fine.
Vance is gonna destroy them.

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- He is, isn't he?
- Yes. I'd buy a ticket to see this one.

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Peter Vance is going to
eat those assholes for breakfast.

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Gunderson. Peter Vance here.

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What is this horse shit
about moving up the deposition?

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<i>Peter, I'm sorry.</i>

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- Huh?
- <i>Oh, I… I…</i>

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- Oh, fuck you!
<i>- Peter…</i>

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Okay, listen, asshole.

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If that's the only time
in your CEO's precious schedule,

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- I'll depose his ass too. Yeah.
<i>- You're not… Peter.</i>

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Yeah, I fucking can.

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Check your email, dipshit.

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Guess what?

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<i>I can… are you there?</i>

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<i>What's going on?</i>

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I don't know
if it was beef or chorizo but…

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- All right, Clair?
- No, not at all.

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Mr. Vance choked on his breakfast burrito.

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Oh, my God.
You can have burritos for breakfast?

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- I'm so sorry. Is he okay?
- He has a tube down his throat.

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He's using hand signals
to sue the food truck

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for a recklessly large sausage chunk.

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Is this him, are you Blanchflower?

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Yes, Daniel Blanchflower.

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Well, the general goes down.
Time to bring in the colonel.

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Vance says you're hot shit, so you're
on the Falcon Airlines deposition.

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- Be in Ms. Cruz's office in five minutes.
- I'll be there.

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Ooh…

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Why are you all looking at me like that?

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Have you met Ms. Cruz?

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No, Rachael.
I have not yet had the pleasure.

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"Pleasure?"

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So you enjoy feeling dumb and scared?

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She's tough. Don't babble.

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But don't say nothing.
Just speak the exact right amount.

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And do not compliment her shoes.
It was the worst elevator ride of my life.

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She likes the smell of lavender.
Try to smell like lavender.

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She hates the sound of breathing.
Don't breathe.

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But if you have to breathe,

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try to take a quick gasp
through the side of your mouth, like this.

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- Go right in. She's expecting you.
- Thank you.

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Good luck.

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Holy shit.

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You're very, um…

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impressive.

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You…

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glow, you…

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Wow.

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You're the new lawyer?

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Yes. Sorry. I am he, Daniel Blanchflower.

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Nice shoes.

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Fuck.

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Sydney?

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Yes?

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- This is the guy?
- Yeah. This is…

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Bl… I literally already forgot it.

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- Blanchflower.
- Blankplowder.

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- Blanchflower.
- That's what I said.

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Can we postpone the deposition?

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No. It'll look like
we're hiding something.

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Ms. Cruz, I can assure you
I am quite capable and happy

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to help with whatever
you may need help with.

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Shoes or law…

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Probably more law-based help,
I imagine you need, actually, from me.

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- Have a good day, ma'am.
- Thank you.

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Good morning. I'm Daniel.

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- Vanessa. Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.

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Okay. Well, let's begin.

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Ms. Cruz, four months ago, on July 25th,

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Falcon Airlines had a verbal agreement

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with the board
of the Dallas-Fort Worth airport

00:14:10.896 --> 00:14:12.771 align:center
to acquire 10 gates in their new terminal.

00:14:12.855 --> 00:14:15.771 align:center
- Are you aware of all this?
- Yes.

00:14:15.855 --> 00:14:18.271 align:center
But on July 26th, the very next day,

00:14:18.355 --> 00:14:21.855 align:center
you flew to Dallas
on your personal private jet, Cruz One,

00:14:21.938 --> 00:14:26.271 align:center
to meet with Charles Johnson, the chairman
of the Dallas-Fort Worth board.

00:14:26.355 --> 00:14:28.938 align:center
And after your evening together,

00:14:29.021 --> 00:14:31.188 align:center
Mr. Johnson just changed his mind,

00:14:31.271 --> 00:14:35.355 align:center
decided to give the gates that he had
already given to Falcon Airlines to you.

00:14:35.438 --> 00:14:36.771 align:center
- Is that correct?
- Yes.

00:14:36.855 --> 00:14:40.938 align:center
Would you care to tell us what happened
that evening between you and Mr. Johnson?

00:14:47.771 --> 00:14:50.396 align:center
- We had dinner.
- Did you go anywhere else after dinner?

00:14:50.896 --> 00:14:51.980 align:center
Back to your hotel?

00:14:52.063 --> 00:14:54.521 align:center
- Back to his place?
- No.

00:14:54.605 --> 00:14:56.021 align:center
Maybe the ATM?

00:14:57.188 --> 00:14:58.938 align:center
You are aware that Mr. Johnson,

00:14:59.021 --> 00:15:00.980 align:center
days after your dinner, bought a boat?

00:15:01.063 --> 00:15:04.896 align:center
Okay, which is it? Did I bribe him,
or did I sleep with him?

00:15:04.980 --> 00:15:07.230 align:center
You tell us.
That's what we're here to find out.

00:15:08.396 --> 00:15:09.730 align:center
I need a moment to confer.

00:15:09.813 --> 00:15:11.646 align:center
Ms. Cruz, the breaks are at a set time.

00:15:16.021 --> 00:15:19.230 align:center
- What the fuck are you doing?
- What would you have me do?

00:15:19.313 --> 00:15:23.063 align:center
Vance would be fighting every word
coming out of his creepy little mouth.

00:15:23.146 --> 00:15:25.063 align:center
- Object!
- I won't do that.

00:15:26.021 --> 00:15:27.146 align:center
- Do it.
- No.

00:15:27.230 --> 00:15:28.688 align:center
- Do it.
- Ms. Cruz.

00:15:28.771 --> 00:15:31.271 align:center
- Do it, or I'll fire your ass.
- Then fire me.

00:15:32.438 --> 00:15:35.355 align:center
Look, I know I didn't make
a great first impression,

00:15:35.438 --> 00:15:38.563 align:center
but to be fair, you do glow
and those are amazing shoes.

00:15:40.313 --> 00:15:41.896 align:center
I have done this before.

00:15:43.563 --> 00:15:44.521 align:center
Well, you…

00:15:45.188 --> 00:15:47.480 align:center
better fucking show me something in there.

00:15:52.313 --> 00:15:54.105 align:center
<i>And finally, Ms. Cruz,</i>

00:15:54.188 --> 00:15:56.480 align:center
after your evening
together with Mr. Johnson,

00:15:56.563 --> 00:15:59.521 align:center
the two of you met for breakfast
the next morning. Is that correct?

00:15:59.605 --> 00:16:02.313 align:center
It was coffee. We didn't have breakfast.

00:16:02.396 --> 00:16:03.396 align:center
Fine.

00:16:04.146 --> 00:16:05.063 align:center
Coffee.

00:16:05.563 --> 00:16:07.063 align:center
Thank you for everything, Jackie.

00:16:07.146 --> 00:16:08.188 align:center
I'm done with her.

00:16:08.271 --> 00:16:10.480 align:center
Are we gonna take a break
before we depose Mr. Butten?

00:16:10.563 --> 00:16:13.980 align:center
No. I only have a question or two.
It shouldn't take long.

00:16:14.938 --> 00:16:16.605 align:center
Um, so…

00:16:17.355 --> 00:16:18.355 align:center
for the record…

00:16:19.105 --> 00:16:22.438 align:center
you are William Butten,
CEO of Falcon Airlines.

00:16:22.521 --> 00:16:25.188 align:center
- I am, but you can call me Bill.
- Wonderful.

00:16:25.813 --> 00:16:27.063 align:center
So, Bill…

00:16:27.563 --> 00:16:31.813 align:center
you seem to know an awful lot about
the time Ms. Cruz spent with Mr. Johnson.

00:16:31.896 --> 00:16:33.105 align:center
I guess I do.

00:16:33.188 --> 00:16:36.146 align:center
You know when they went to dinner.

00:16:36.230 --> 00:16:38.063 align:center
You know where they went to dinner.

00:16:38.563 --> 00:16:40.021 align:center
Do you know what they ate?

00:16:40.105 --> 00:16:42.896 align:center
She had the filet
and he had the Chilean sea bass.

00:16:42.980 --> 00:16:43.813 align:center
Right.

00:16:45.313 --> 00:16:48.646 align:center
So, for me,
I think the question's quite simple.

00:16:50.980 --> 00:16:52.438 align:center
How do you know all this?

00:16:55.230 --> 00:16:56.230 align:center
Uh…

00:16:57.563 --> 00:16:58.480 align:center
The…

00:16:59.313 --> 00:17:02.896 align:center
information was given to me by a…

00:17:03.605 --> 00:17:06.730 align:center
interesting pers-- an interested party

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who happened upon the knowledge of the…

00:17:12.146 --> 00:17:12.980 align:center
facts.

00:17:13.063 --> 00:17:16.396 align:center
I'm so sorry. I didn't quite get that.
Vanessa, would you mind reading that back?

00:17:16.480 --> 00:17:20.021 align:center
- That's not… You don't have to.
- I do. He asked me to. It's my job. Okay.

00:17:21.313 --> 00:17:23.980 align:center
"I, uh, the information was given to me

00:17:24.063 --> 00:17:25.980 align:center
by a, uh, interesting person,

00:17:26.063 --> 00:17:29.896 align:center
interested party who happened upon
the knowledge of the, uh…

00:17:31.105 --> 00:17:32.063 align:center
facts."

00:17:32.771 --> 00:17:34.355 align:center
- That's what he said.
- Thank you, Vanessa.

00:17:34.438 --> 00:17:36.813 align:center
- Mm-hmm.
- I am curious.

00:17:37.646 --> 00:17:39.396 align:center
Who was the interested party?

00:17:42.188 --> 00:17:44.688 align:center
Paul. Paul something. I forget.

00:17:44.771 --> 00:17:47.230 align:center
- Paul Huntingford.
- Yes.

00:17:47.313 --> 00:17:49.521 align:center
- Mr. Johnson's personal assistant.
- Yes.

00:17:49.605 --> 00:17:51.021 align:center
Did you pay him or just sleep with him?

00:17:51.105 --> 00:17:53.313 align:center
We're gonna call it.
I'm sorry to cut this off.

00:17:53.396 --> 00:17:56.146 align:center
- The breaks are at a set time.
- Yeah, we'll be in touch.

00:17:56.730 --> 00:17:57.605 align:center
Now.

00:17:58.646 --> 00:18:01.313 align:center
- Thank you, Vanessa.
- Thank you. Good job, Daniel.

00:18:13.021 --> 00:18:14.688 align:center
- Heather?
<i>- Yes, Ms. Cruz?</i>

00:18:14.771 --> 00:18:17.813 align:center
Can you ask Mr. Blanchflower
to come up here, please?

00:18:18.313 --> 00:18:19.355 align:center
<i>Absolutely.</i>

00:18:20.063 --> 00:18:22.230 align:center
Yeah, and then
you can go home for the day.

00:18:22.313 --> 00:18:23.563 align:center
<i>Okay, goodnight.</i>

00:18:23.646 --> 00:18:24.563 align:center
Thank you.

00:18:40.438 --> 00:18:41.313 align:center
Ms. Cruz?

00:18:42.146 --> 00:18:43.355 align:center
Close the door, please.

00:18:43.855 --> 00:18:44.896 align:center
Have a seat.

00:18:57.896 --> 00:19:00.396 align:center
Well, this is
my least favorite thing to do…

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but…

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I'm sorry.

00:19:07.980 --> 00:19:10.105 align:center
Are there more words to that sentence?

00:19:10.188 --> 00:19:11.105 align:center
No.

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I hate apologizing,
so please, just accept it.

00:19:16.855 --> 00:19:19.938 align:center
- I do.
- You did great today.

00:19:20.021 --> 00:19:22.605 align:center
Well, I had familiarized
myself with the case.

00:19:22.688 --> 00:19:26.313 align:center
You read all that on the off chance

00:19:26.396 --> 00:19:29.563 align:center
that your boss would choke on a sausage
chunk the morning of the deposition.

00:19:29.646 --> 00:19:33.688 align:center
Well, you'd be amazed the amount
of lawyers who choke on sausage chunks.

00:19:33.771 --> 00:19:35.230 align:center
The numbers are staggering.

00:19:36.271 --> 00:19:37.230 align:center
Well…

00:19:38.188 --> 00:19:40.480 align:center
It's nice to meet someone
who gives a shit.

00:19:40.563 --> 00:19:41.646 align:center
It's rare.

00:19:42.730 --> 00:19:46.980 align:center
For most people, work is something
that you have to endure until the weekend.

00:19:47.063 --> 00:19:48.271 align:center
But for me…

00:19:49.563 --> 00:19:51.021 align:center
this is the best part.

00:19:51.605 --> 00:19:52.605 align:center
I get that.

00:19:54.271 --> 00:19:55.355 align:center
So, thank you…

00:19:56.146 --> 00:19:57.605 align:center
for being one of us.

00:19:59.438 --> 00:20:00.605 align:center
You're welcome.

00:20:06.063 --> 00:20:07.521 align:center
- Whoa!
- I am so sorry.

00:20:07.605 --> 00:20:09.188 align:center
What the fuck, dude?

00:20:09.271 --> 00:20:12.188 align:center
- I assure you, this is not my choice.
- Get the fuck out of my office!

00:20:12.271 --> 00:20:15.438 align:center
Yes, of course. Dear God, I'm so sorry.
I would like to explain.

00:20:15.521 --> 00:20:18.688 align:center
I think this was caused by a variety
of stimulus, or stimuli… Never mind.

00:20:18.771 --> 00:20:19.813 align:center
Why is it still here?

00:20:19.896 --> 00:20:23.646 align:center
I don't know, and I wish it would go away,
and I'm leaving right now. I am so sorry.

00:20:30.855 --> 00:20:35.563 align:center
Ah, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

00:20:44.521 --> 00:20:46.813 align:center
Holy shit!

00:20:50.646 --> 00:20:51.980 align:center
Holy shit!

00:20:59.355 --> 00:21:00.480 align:center
All right, Daniel?

00:21:00.563 --> 00:21:03.313 align:center
I will be in my office with
the door closed for some time,

00:21:03.396 --> 00:21:04.646 align:center
potentially several weeks.

00:21:04.730 --> 00:21:06.355 align:center
Are you okay? What's wrong?

00:21:11.646 --> 00:21:13.646 align:center
It might make you feel better
if you talk about it.

00:21:14.230 --> 00:21:15.646 align:center
It's my business, Clair.

00:21:15.730 --> 00:21:17.355 align:center
My personal business.

00:21:18.605 --> 00:21:21.230 align:center
Ms. Cruz would like to see you
in her office immediately.

00:21:26.771 --> 00:21:28.938 align:center
Well, why didn't you start with that?

00:21:30.688 --> 00:21:32.646 align:center
You hadn't hurt my feelings yet.

00:21:36.105 --> 00:21:38.480 align:center
- You wanted to see me?
- No.

00:21:38.563 --> 00:21:40.771 align:center
- Right.
- He was talking to me.

00:21:41.563 --> 00:21:44.271 align:center
Please come in.
And shut the door, Mr. Blanchflower.

00:21:46.188 --> 00:21:48.605 align:center
So, with Peter in the hospital,

00:21:48.688 --> 00:21:52.105 align:center
I'd like you to take over the day-to-day
operations of the legal department.

00:21:55.021 --> 00:21:56.521 align:center
That is, if you're…

00:21:58.021 --> 00:21:59.063 align:center
up for it.

00:22:01.938 --> 00:22:02.938 align:center
Of course.

00:22:03.938 --> 00:22:05.230 align:center
Shouldn't be too…

00:22:06.146 --> 00:22:07.063 align:center
hard.

00:22:10.646 --> 00:22:13.771 align:center
Okay, thank you. You can… Could you
close the door when you leave?

00:22:13.855 --> 00:22:17.271 align:center
Actually, stay.
Sydney, we can finish this up later.

00:22:17.855 --> 00:22:18.730 align:center
Can we?

00:22:18.813 --> 00:22:21.230 align:center
I'd like to have
a few words with Mr. Blanchflower.

00:22:21.313 --> 00:22:22.521 align:center
Yeah. Okay.

00:22:24.813 --> 00:22:26.563 align:center
- Great job.
- Thank you.

00:22:27.313 --> 00:22:30.438 align:center
- Could I help you with the…
- Whoa, absolutely not.

00:22:30.521 --> 00:22:32.855 align:center
- Don't do that.
- Are you kidding me? 1952?

00:22:33.355 --> 00:22:37.480 align:center
I think maybe turn around is the quickest
human way to move across a room.

00:22:37.563 --> 00:22:39.730 align:center
- You want the door open or closed?
- Closed.

00:22:39.813 --> 00:22:41.063 align:center
- Open?
- Closed.

00:22:41.146 --> 00:22:43.480 align:center
- You know what? I'm gonna close it.
- Thank you.

00:22:45.896 --> 00:22:47.813 align:center
- Please have a seat.
- Thank you.

00:22:53.480 --> 00:22:55.563 align:center
So, moving forward,

00:22:55.646 --> 00:22:59.980 align:center
I'm hoping we can
work together without any further…

00:23:01.480 --> 00:23:02.313 align:center
incidents.

00:23:02.396 --> 00:23:04.896 align:center
Of course.
And I do apologize again for my--

00:23:04.980 --> 00:23:06.813 align:center
I'm putting it behind me.

00:23:09.105 --> 00:23:10.646 align:center
- Let's move on. Okay.
- Please.

00:23:14.563 --> 00:23:17.271 align:center
I do hope you know I would never
consciously entertain

00:23:17.355 --> 00:23:18.896 align:center
the thought of anything like that,

00:23:18.980 --> 00:23:20.438 align:center
even if your company didn't have

00:23:20.521 --> 00:23:24.105 align:center
a zero-tolerance policy
on interoffice relationships.

00:23:24.188 --> 00:23:26.438 align:center
Mmm. Well, don't shit where you eat.

00:23:26.521 --> 00:23:29.396 align:center
That's Captain Jack's number one rule.
That's my dad.

00:23:29.480 --> 00:23:32.813 align:center
Oh, I'm well aware
of the famous Captain Jack Cruz.

00:23:33.646 --> 00:23:34.688 align:center
War hero.

00:23:34.771 --> 00:23:36.063 align:center
Entrepreneur.

00:23:36.771 --> 00:23:38.855 align:center
- Hell of a storyteller.
- That's him.

00:23:39.480 --> 00:23:41.188 align:center
And still on the board.

00:23:41.271 --> 00:23:42.771 align:center
Is that honorary?

00:23:42.855 --> 00:23:43.855 align:center
No.

00:23:44.480 --> 00:23:46.896 align:center
He's still in there every board meeting.

00:23:46.980 --> 00:23:50.355 align:center
If not, they would've replaced me by now
with some prep school Ivy Leaguer.

00:23:50.938 --> 00:23:53.188 align:center
But aren't you doing incredibly well?

00:23:53.271 --> 00:23:54.438 align:center
Yes, we are.

00:23:55.271 --> 00:23:58.188 align:center
But, I think they'll always
just see me as Daddy's little girl.

00:23:58.271 --> 00:23:59.646 align:center
That sounds…

00:24:01.438 --> 00:24:02.813 align:center
not frustrating.

00:24:05.896 --> 00:24:07.355 align:center
Well, if I don't see you again,

00:24:07.938 --> 00:24:09.105 align:center
have a nice weekend.

00:24:09.188 --> 00:24:10.605 align:center
- Uh, no.
- Oh.

00:24:10.688 --> 00:24:11.605 align:center
Bye.

00:24:11.688 --> 00:24:12.980 align:center
- See you Monday.
- See you Monday.

00:24:13.063 --> 00:24:14.313 align:center
- Can't wait.
- Me too.

00:24:14.813 --> 00:24:15.771 align:center
- I mean…
- For work.

00:24:15.855 --> 00:24:16.813 align:center
For work.

00:24:23.021 --> 00:24:24.896 align:center
- Cheerio.
- Yes, uh, cheerio.

00:24:26.521 --> 00:24:27.605 align:center
Thank you.

00:24:38.813 --> 00:24:39.688 align:center
You okay?

00:24:39.771 --> 00:24:41.146 align:center
- Quick question.
- Yeah.

00:24:41.230 --> 00:24:43.730 align:center
Is Ms. Bloom still staring me down,

00:24:43.813 --> 00:24:46.730 align:center
and rubbing her belly
like a Bond villain strokes a cat?

00:24:46.813 --> 00:24:47.688 align:center
Yes.

00:24:48.480 --> 00:24:49.896 align:center
It's not good news.

00:24:51.105 --> 00:24:51.938 align:center
Okay.

00:24:52.730 --> 00:24:54.355 align:center
- Good luck, man.
- Thank you.

00:25:02.688 --> 00:25:04.146 align:center
<i>Slowed down and then…</i>

00:25:04.230 --> 00:25:06.855 align:center
<i>he's brought back to the floor</i>
<i>and skipped past Kovačić.</i>

00:25:06.938 --> 00:25:08.313 align:center
<i>Did that really nicely.</i>

00:25:09.105 --> 00:25:11.730 align:center
<i>Maddison to Porro,</i>
<i>continuing to pick out passes.</i>

00:25:11.813 --> 00:25:13.480 align:center
<i>That's really good!</i>

00:25:25.146 --> 00:25:26.980 align:center
<i>Go home. It's Saturday.</i>

00:25:27.063 --> 00:25:29.271 align:center
If you are here, I'm here.

00:25:29.355 --> 00:25:31.271 align:center
Okay. Just to be clear,

00:25:31.355 --> 00:25:34.230 align:center
you are going to take a week off
when the baby comes, right?

00:25:34.313 --> 00:25:38.021 align:center
If I can lay in a bed,
I can sit at a desk. Work is my priority.

00:25:38.105 --> 00:25:40.438 align:center
Well, lots of people say that
before they have kids.

00:25:40.521 --> 00:25:43.605 align:center
I'm not going to be one of those people!
I'm so sorry for shouting, Jackie.

00:25:43.688 --> 00:25:47.480 align:center
I was artificially inseminated to avoid
the distractions of a relationship.

00:25:47.563 --> 00:25:50.855 align:center
So the only people in my house are
going to be me and my army of nannies.

00:25:50.938 --> 00:25:52.438 align:center
Oh God, and the, um…

00:25:52.980 --> 00:25:53.855 align:center
baby.

00:25:53.938 --> 00:25:55.605 align:center
Please feel free to reconsider on the day.

00:25:55.688 --> 00:25:58.813 align:center
Hey, before you go, Falcon Airlines…

00:25:58.896 --> 00:26:00.646 align:center
Fucking God Christ!

00:26:00.730 --> 00:26:02.480 align:center
Are we still waiting to hear

00:26:02.563 --> 00:26:05.688 align:center
if this fucking judge thinks
this bullshit lawsuit has merit?

00:26:05.771 --> 00:26:10.771 align:center
Yeah, Daniel says that it's ridiculously
frivolous and we should be fine.

00:26:10.855 --> 00:26:11.938 align:center
Okay.

00:26:12.021 --> 00:26:14.105 align:center
Oh, um…

00:26:14.188 --> 00:26:15.438 align:center
You know, the…

00:26:16.438 --> 00:26:17.896 align:center
the other night…

00:26:20.980 --> 00:26:22.021 align:center
after the deposition…

00:26:22.730 --> 00:26:23.730 align:center
Uh-huh.

00:26:24.938 --> 00:26:25.980 align:center
What?

00:26:28.980 --> 00:26:29.896 align:center
What?

00:26:30.396 --> 00:26:32.563 align:center
- Nothing.
- What's happening right now? Jackie?

00:26:32.646 --> 00:26:35.105 align:center
- It's nothing. Go home.
- Woman… Jackie!

00:27:17.813 --> 00:27:19.688 align:center
You okay alone in here with her?

00:27:22.396 --> 00:27:23.605 align:center
She's my sister.

00:27:25.396 --> 00:27:27.480 align:center
And she's handcuffed to the table.

00:27:29.480 --> 00:27:30.521 align:center
Be careful.

00:27:31.480 --> 00:27:34.605 align:center
"She's my sister.
She's handcuffed to the table."

00:27:34.688 --> 00:27:37.271 align:center
Where are you from?
Buckingham Palace, you prick.

00:27:38.105 --> 00:27:39.646 align:center
I have to talk like this, Lizzy.

00:27:39.730 --> 00:27:42.896 align:center
I can't go into court and say,
"Oi, objection, fuckface."

00:27:46.188 --> 00:27:47.105 align:center
So…

00:27:48.021 --> 00:27:49.105 align:center
What's going on with the birds?

00:27:49.188 --> 00:27:51.480 align:center
Absolutely nothing
is going on with the birds.

00:27:51.563 --> 00:27:52.938 align:center
Well, I worry about you.

00:27:53.605 --> 00:27:56.438 align:center
It's been so long since you got laid.
Your balls must be like watermelons.

00:27:56.521 --> 00:27:59.230 align:center
That isn't how balls work, Lizzy.
Worry about yourself.

00:27:59.313 --> 00:28:01.146 align:center
I've never had more sex in my life.

00:28:01.230 --> 00:28:03.438 align:center
I swear it's the accent.
The birds fucking love it.

00:28:03.521 --> 00:28:05.063 align:center
Some days, I don't even wear pants.

00:28:05.146 --> 00:28:06.855 align:center
- Elizabeth.
- Daniel…

00:28:06.938 --> 00:28:08.230 align:center
go back home.

00:28:08.896 --> 00:28:11.646 align:center
I don't need
my little brother to babysit me.

00:28:11.730 --> 00:28:14.855 align:center
You're never gonna find anyone here.
These Americans aren't your type.

00:28:16.813 --> 00:28:17.646 align:center
What's that?

00:28:18.688 --> 00:28:19.688 align:center
Nothing.

00:28:19.771 --> 00:28:20.813 align:center
It was fucking something.

00:28:21.730 --> 00:28:22.646 align:center
Nothing.

00:28:27.105 --> 00:28:30.896 align:center
It doesn't matter. There is someone
I like, but we can't be together.

00:28:30.980 --> 00:28:32.521 align:center
Too big? Big ol' unit.

00:28:32.605 --> 00:28:33.688 align:center
No, Lizzy.

00:28:33.771 --> 00:28:34.855 align:center
Hairy belly?

00:28:34.938 --> 00:28:35.855 align:center
Lizzy.

00:28:35.938 --> 00:28:39.980 align:center
- Is it me, you sick fuck? I'm your sister.
- Jesus Christ, Lizzy. It's my boss.

00:28:40.813 --> 00:28:43.980 align:center
- Is she fit?
- It isn't actually like that. She's…

00:28:44.980 --> 00:28:46.021 align:center
smart.

00:28:46.605 --> 00:28:47.980 align:center
She's dynamic.

00:28:48.605 --> 00:28:49.521 align:center
She's like…

00:28:51.813 --> 00:28:53.105 align:center
She's incredible.

00:28:53.188 --> 00:28:55.688 align:center
- Is she fit?
- We shook hands and I got a boner.

00:28:56.730 --> 00:28:58.438 align:center
It was so bad.

00:28:58.938 --> 00:29:00.230 align:center
Fucking hell.

00:29:00.730 --> 00:29:02.063 align:center
Well, ask her out, then.

00:29:02.146 --> 00:29:03.563 align:center
I can't.

00:29:04.230 --> 00:29:05.605 align:center
You don't shit where you eat.

00:29:05.688 --> 00:29:07.896 align:center
I do. I shit where I eat.

00:29:07.980 --> 00:29:10.188 align:center
Where I sleep,
where I read books, where I wank.

00:29:10.271 --> 00:29:11.396 align:center
I can't.

00:29:11.896 --> 00:29:13.105 align:center
Really, I can't.

00:29:13.896 --> 00:29:18.021 align:center
I know ethics isn't your thing, Lizzy,
but I'd be disbarred. I'd…

00:29:18.980 --> 00:29:20.230 align:center
I'd lose my visa.

00:29:20.980 --> 00:29:22.188 align:center
I'm not going home without you.

00:29:22.980 --> 00:29:23.896 align:center
You fucking idiot.

00:29:25.271 --> 00:29:26.688 align:center
You're the fucking idiot, you prick.

00:29:35.563 --> 00:29:36.688 align:center
Watch it!

00:29:41.313 --> 00:29:42.646 align:center
There he is.

00:29:45.355 --> 00:29:48.230 align:center
Welcome back, Peter.
Did you hurt your legs?

00:29:48.313 --> 00:29:51.605 align:center
No. Rachael, I left the hospital
before they released me.

00:29:52.188 --> 00:29:53.605 align:center
Meaning if I fell,

00:29:53.688 --> 00:29:59.105 align:center
I would be legally obliged to sue
the airline and that's not happening.

00:30:01.105 --> 00:30:02.271 align:center
Oh, shit.

00:30:10.188 --> 00:30:11.896 align:center
Welcome back, Peter. How are you?

00:30:11.980 --> 00:30:17.771 align:center
Ah, fantastic. I bankrupted the bastards
and then I took their food truck

00:30:17.855 --> 00:30:20.438 align:center
as an extra fuck you
for almost killing me.

00:30:20.521 --> 00:30:22.230 align:center
- It was a good day.
- Lovely stuff.

00:30:23.188 --> 00:30:26.563 align:center
Would you like
an update on Falcon Airlines?

00:30:26.646 --> 00:30:29.438 align:center
No need. I'm going to
get that bullshit thrown out

00:30:29.521 --> 00:30:32.563 align:center
with a summary judgment so big
the judge is going to choke on it.

00:30:34.563 --> 00:30:38.396 align:center
- If I may, I'm not too sure that's the--
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, little puppy.

00:30:38.480 --> 00:30:39.938 align:center
I'll take it from here.

00:30:40.521 --> 00:30:41.855 align:center
Big dog is back.

00:30:45.855 --> 00:30:48.313 align:center
That's very good… All right.

00:30:48.396 --> 00:30:52.188 align:center
It doesn't stop. Okay. Fine.

00:30:53.480 --> 00:30:54.480 align:center
I love it!

00:31:12.605 --> 00:31:13.730 align:center
What the fuck is this?

00:31:13.813 --> 00:31:19.813 align:center
This is Vance's insane 200-page document
urging the judge to throw out the lawsuit.

00:31:19.896 --> 00:31:23.896 align:center
What did he do? Did he track down
every guy I dated in the past ten years?

00:31:23.980 --> 00:31:26.480 align:center
I guess he was hoping
to establish a pattern of behavior

00:31:26.563 --> 00:31:29.521 align:center
in which you don't have sex,
which you really don't.

00:31:29.605 --> 00:31:31.730 align:center
Uh, you were artificially inseminated.

00:31:32.438 --> 00:31:33.605 align:center
I fuck.

00:31:33.688 --> 00:31:34.855 align:center
Okay.

00:31:34.938 --> 00:31:40.730 align:center
Jackie, the last guy to swear under oath
that you had sex was four years ago?

00:31:40.813 --> 00:31:41.855 align:center
That can't be true.

00:31:41.938 --> 00:31:44.105 align:center
- I've been busy.
- My poor, sweet little baby.

00:31:44.188 --> 00:31:45.855 align:center
- You wanted to see me?
- No.

00:31:45.938 --> 00:31:47.438 align:center
- He's talking to me.
- Okay.

00:31:48.230 --> 00:31:49.813 align:center
- Have you read this?
- Twice.

00:31:49.896 --> 00:31:51.480 align:center
- Why twice?
- It's my job.

00:31:51.980 --> 00:31:53.980 align:center
As mortifying as this is…

00:31:54.771 --> 00:31:55.980 align:center
do you think it will work?

00:31:56.063 --> 00:32:00.230 align:center
- This is a conversation for Mr. Vance.
- No, you work for me, okay? Not Peter.

00:32:01.063 --> 00:32:03.021 align:center
Tell me what you think. Tell me the truth.

00:32:04.105 --> 00:32:05.605 align:center
This was a huge mistake.

00:32:06.605 --> 00:32:10.730 align:center
We had a great argument that
didn't hinge on the fact that you're a…

00:32:10.813 --> 00:32:12.313 align:center
A sexless freak.

00:32:12.396 --> 00:32:15.605 align:center
- Okay.
- I was going to say odd prude.

00:32:15.688 --> 00:32:17.813 align:center
- Don't love that.
- An Amish widow.

00:32:17.896 --> 00:32:19.813 align:center
- Hate that even more.
- A choosy queen.

00:32:20.813 --> 00:32:21.730 align:center
Thank you.

00:32:24.146 --> 00:32:25.188 align:center
I'm sorry.

00:32:33.896 --> 00:32:34.730 align:center
What?

00:32:34.813 --> 00:32:36.146 align:center
- You two fucking?
- No!

00:32:36.230 --> 00:32:38.271 align:center
Jackie, you're in the middle of a lawsuit

00:32:38.355 --> 00:32:41.355 align:center
that hinges on whether or not
you slept with a business associate.

00:32:41.438 --> 00:32:42.980 align:center
I am very well aware of that.

00:32:43.063 --> 00:32:46.396 align:center
If you fuck an employee,
you will lose your airline over that shit.

00:32:46.480 --> 00:32:47.771 align:center
We are not sleeping together.

00:32:47.855 --> 00:32:50.188 align:center
The board is looking for any excuse
to throw you out.

00:32:50.271 --> 00:32:51.313 align:center
Don't give them the excuse.

00:32:51.396 --> 00:32:55.021 align:center
Sydney! I have sworn affidavits
that say I'm not fucking anybody!

00:32:55.105 --> 00:32:58.188 align:center
Okay, good. Plus,
you are way out of this guy's league.

00:32:58.271 --> 00:33:01.480 align:center
It would be like Helen of Troy
having sex with Mr. Bean.

00:33:02.438 --> 00:33:03.271 align:center
Thank you?

00:33:03.355 --> 00:33:05.396 align:center
What do you want to do about Vance?

00:33:06.688 --> 00:33:09.813 align:center
Yeah, I don't give a fuck.
Bring it. Yeah, see you there.

00:33:11.730 --> 00:33:14.021 align:center
We're, uh, going to trial.

00:33:14.105 --> 00:33:15.938 align:center
- My God.
- Whoa!

00:33:16.021 --> 00:33:19.188 align:center
From now on, Daniel will be
running point on Falcon Airlines.

00:33:19.271 --> 00:33:21.521 align:center
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, you can't do that.

00:33:21.605 --> 00:33:23.730 align:center
- Peter?
- You can't demote me!

00:33:23.813 --> 00:33:27.646 align:center
I've put too much work, too many
goddamn marriages into this airline.

00:33:27.730 --> 00:33:28.855 align:center
Let's just take a breath.

00:33:28.938 --> 00:33:31.021 align:center
I will handle this case for you.

00:33:31.105 --> 00:33:34.271 align:center
I will win this case for you, or I quit.

00:33:43.646 --> 00:33:45.146 align:center
Oh God.

00:33:56.396 --> 00:33:58.480 align:center
Good morning, Daniel Blanchflower.

00:33:58.563 --> 00:33:59.980 align:center
Good morning, Daniel.

00:34:00.563 --> 00:34:02.980 align:center
It's me, Jacqueline Cruz.

00:34:03.063 --> 00:34:05.313 align:center
Ms. Cruz, of course, your name came up.

00:34:05.396 --> 00:34:07.105 align:center
Thank God nobody stole your phone.

00:34:10.063 --> 00:34:11.230 align:center
What can I do for you?

00:34:11.313 --> 00:34:14.980 align:center
Emergency board meeting about Peter Vance
at 8:00 a.m. I need you there.

00:34:15.938 --> 00:34:18.021 align:center
- Absolutely, I'll be there.
<i>- Great. Thank you.</i>

00:34:19.480 --> 00:34:20.355 align:center
Okay.

00:34:21.980 --> 00:34:22.896 align:center
Bye.

00:34:22.980 --> 00:34:23.938 align:center
Bye.

00:34:25.063 --> 00:34:26.188 align:center
Bye.

00:34:29.313 --> 00:34:30.271 align:center
Bye-bye.

00:34:36.480 --> 00:34:38.813 align:center
<i>This whole thing is ridiculous.</i>

00:34:38.896 --> 00:34:40.896 align:center
Peter Vance is an old friend.

00:34:40.980 --> 00:34:42.980 align:center
More importantly, a damn good lawyer.

00:34:43.063 --> 00:34:44.063 align:center
And he messed up.

00:34:44.980 --> 00:34:47.146 align:center
I'm sure you all read his document,

00:34:47.230 --> 00:34:49.480 align:center
the details of which were… wildly false.

00:34:49.563 --> 00:34:52.980 align:center
So you just replaced Peter Vance
with some new guy?

00:34:53.063 --> 00:34:54.188 align:center
Daniel Blanchflower, sir.

00:34:54.271 --> 00:34:57.188 align:center
Young man, when I'm talking to you,
you'll be the first to know it.

00:34:57.271 --> 00:34:59.396 align:center
Eye contact would be a dead giveaway.

00:35:00.188 --> 00:35:03.230 align:center
Mr. Blanchflower,
despite his recent arrival,

00:35:03.313 --> 00:35:06.105 align:center
is the best person for the job,
and it's my call. I'm CEO.

00:35:06.188 --> 00:35:08.438 align:center
At our pleasure, Ms. Cruz.

00:35:08.521 --> 00:35:11.896 align:center
Your rash, emotional decision
has given us further doubt

00:35:11.980 --> 00:35:13.521 align:center
you're the best man for the job.

00:35:13.605 --> 00:35:14.980 align:center
Hot damn.

00:35:15.563 --> 00:35:18.271 align:center
Got here just in time for the fireworks.

00:35:18.355 --> 00:35:19.480 align:center
Captain Jack.

00:35:21.146 --> 00:35:22.521 align:center
<i>Hola, </i>Francisco.

00:35:23.021 --> 00:35:25.521 align:center
- Ladies and gentlemen, good morning.
- Good morning.

00:35:25.605 --> 00:35:27.688 align:center
<i>Gordita, </i>how are you doing?

00:35:28.521 --> 00:35:29.646 align:center
Dad.

00:35:30.230 --> 00:35:31.855 align:center
Is <i>Gordita </i>like little cutie?

00:35:31.938 --> 00:35:33.896 align:center
- Little fatty.
- Jesus.

00:35:33.980 --> 00:35:35.980 align:center
Why the hell did you replace Peter Vance

00:35:36.063 --> 00:35:38.605 align:center
with a guy
who's still unpacking his office?

00:35:38.688 --> 00:35:39.813 align:center
That about catch me up?

00:35:39.896 --> 00:35:40.980 align:center
Mm-hmm.

00:35:41.063 --> 00:35:42.980 align:center
The board is not happy with my decision.

00:35:43.063 --> 00:35:46.230 align:center
Hmm. We work for them, honey,
not the other way around.

00:35:46.313 --> 00:35:49.021 align:center
Jack, we do not like this decision,

00:35:49.105 --> 00:35:51.438 align:center
and hate not being consulted.

00:35:51.521 --> 00:35:52.438 align:center
I get it.

00:35:52.938 --> 00:35:55.230 align:center
<i>Gordita, </i>you did
what you thought was right,

00:35:55.313 --> 00:35:58.771 align:center
but now it's time
for cooler heads to prevail.

00:35:59.521 --> 00:36:02.605 align:center
Now, the kid can second chair this
if that's what you want,

00:36:02.688 --> 00:36:04.396 align:center
but Peter's our guy.
This is too important.

00:36:04.480 --> 00:36:07.188 align:center
I know how important
Peter is to this company.

00:36:07.271 --> 00:36:09.438 align:center
It was never my intention for him to quit.

00:36:09.521 --> 00:36:11.480 align:center
Then call him up and apologize.

00:36:11.563 --> 00:36:13.646 align:center
- Boom. Job done.
- Jack.

00:36:14.938 --> 00:36:16.521 align:center
I'm sorry we keep coming back to this,

00:36:16.605 --> 00:36:20.896 align:center
but we feel it's time
to bring in an experienced CEO.

00:36:20.980 --> 00:36:22.938 align:center
It's time to make a change.

00:36:23.021 --> 00:36:24.771 align:center
It is absolutely not the time.

00:36:27.771 --> 00:36:29.521 align:center
Daniel Blanchflower.

00:36:29.605 --> 00:36:33.230 align:center
I tried to introduce myself earlier,
but you were… rude.

00:36:35.813 --> 00:36:37.771 align:center
Peter Vance is a good man

00:36:37.855 --> 00:36:40.063 align:center
who made a terrible mistake.

00:36:41.313 --> 00:36:42.355 align:center
And as for me,

00:36:42.438 --> 00:36:45.188 align:center
frankly, I'm overqualified to be here.

00:36:45.271 --> 00:36:46.771 align:center
I'm like Jude Bellingham

00:36:46.855 --> 00:36:49.396 align:center
playing right back
for your Sunday League pub team.

00:36:52.188 --> 00:36:54.021 align:center
Football. Soccer.

00:36:55.896 --> 00:36:56.938 align:center
Pub team?

00:36:59.605 --> 00:37:00.605 align:center
Jude Bellingham…

00:37:00.688 --> 00:37:01.771 align:center
Great midfielder.

00:37:01.855 --> 00:37:02.896 align:center
Thank you.

00:37:04.730 --> 00:37:06.355 align:center
Ms. Cruz made the right decision,

00:37:06.438 --> 00:37:09.480 align:center
just like all the decisions
she has made that have made you all

00:37:09.563 --> 00:37:13.646 align:center
millions and millions of pounds.
Shit. Dollars. I'm genuinely very good.

00:37:14.605 --> 00:37:17.313 align:center
If I were you,
I would keep trusting her decisions

00:37:17.396 --> 00:37:20.355 align:center
until she surprises us all
by making a bad one.

00:37:22.521 --> 00:37:23.521 align:center
Thank you.

00:37:28.188 --> 00:37:30.896 align:center
May I say, I do not like this man,

00:37:30.980 --> 00:37:32.230 align:center
God, really at all.

00:37:32.313 --> 00:37:35.188 align:center
- Thank you, Sydney.
- But I do agree with what he just said.

00:37:35.271 --> 00:37:37.563 align:center
Ms. Cruz, she knows what she's doing.

00:37:37.646 --> 00:37:40.771 align:center
And I know better than
to disagree with a pregnant woman.

00:37:41.438 --> 00:37:46.105 align:center
So, for now, we stick
with <i>Gordita </i>and the Brit. Yes?

00:37:46.813 --> 00:37:47.646 align:center
Yes.

00:37:51.063 --> 00:37:53.688 align:center
- Okay, yeah, I think…
- Okay.

00:37:58.355 --> 00:37:59.980 align:center
<i>I want you</i>

00:38:00.063 --> 00:38:03.896 align:center
We need to talk about the direct operating
costs of adding this gate at Dallas.

00:38:03.980 --> 00:38:05.730 align:center
There's an additional large fleet,

00:38:05.813 --> 00:38:09.271 align:center
so we're going to need to
factor in pilots, flight attendants,

00:38:09.355 --> 00:38:11.396 align:center
maintenance contracts for the aircrafts,

00:38:11.480 --> 00:38:13.563 align:center
and, of course, insurance for the fleet.

00:38:14.146 --> 00:38:15.146 align:center
You were saying?

00:38:15.646 --> 00:38:20.438 align:center
<i>Talk with my chambermaid</i>
<i>She knows that I'm not afraid</i>

00:38:20.521 --> 00:38:22.313 align:center
- And…
- You guys!

00:38:22.396 --> 00:38:25.813 align:center
<i>She is good to me</i>
<i>And there's nothing she doesn't see</i>

00:38:25.896 --> 00:38:27.480 align:center
- Morning.
- Morning.

00:38:27.563 --> 00:38:32.021 align:center
<i>She knows who I'd like to be</i>
<i>But it doesn't matter</i>

00:38:32.105 --> 00:38:35.521 align:center
<i>I want you, I want you</i>

00:38:35.605 --> 00:38:37.021 align:center
Excuse me.

00:38:37.105 --> 00:38:38.146 align:center
- Morning.
- Morning.

00:38:38.230 --> 00:38:39.896 align:center
- Good morning.
- Good morning.

00:38:41.771 --> 00:38:43.771 align:center
<i>I want you</i>

00:39:05.396 --> 00:39:07.980 align:center
Oh, thanks, guys. You shouldn't have.

00:39:08.063 --> 00:39:10.146 align:center
Happy birthday, Henry.

00:39:11.063 --> 00:39:13.896 align:center
To the best guy ever.

00:39:14.480 --> 00:39:16.855 align:center
- You're the man, Henry.
- Yeah!

00:39:17.646 --> 00:39:19.021 align:center
Happy birthday, Henry.

00:39:19.105 --> 00:39:20.771 align:center
You're an absolute cunt.

00:39:26.105 --> 00:39:27.188 align:center
Your turn.

00:39:27.771 --> 00:39:29.896 align:center
It was a compliment.

00:39:29.980 --> 00:39:32.271 align:center
Not a compliment.
You can't say that in this office.

00:39:32.355 --> 00:39:33.396 align:center
You can't say that word.

00:39:33.480 --> 00:39:37.105 align:center
George, I understand that now, but it is
important to me that you understand

00:39:37.188 --> 00:39:39.563 align:center
where I'm from, cunt is not a bad word.

00:39:39.646 --> 00:39:40.813 align:center
Baba ghanoush!

00:39:40.896 --> 00:39:42.938 align:center
- We use cunt for everything.
- Yeah, okay.

00:39:43.021 --> 00:39:44.271 align:center
- All the time.
- Uh-huh.

00:39:44.355 --> 00:39:47.480 align:center
If you got a parking ticket,
you might be like, you fucking cunt.

00:39:47.563 --> 00:39:48.438 align:center
Don't need examples.

00:39:48.521 --> 00:39:51.480 align:center
But if you saw an old friend,
you'd be like, cunt!

00:39:51.563 --> 00:39:52.980 align:center
Because you like them.

00:39:53.063 --> 00:39:55.855 align:center
If your team scored a goal,
you'd be like, get in, you cunts!

00:39:55.938 --> 00:39:56.938 align:center
God!

00:39:57.021 --> 00:40:00.688 align:center
Or if a mouse ran across your kitchen
tabletop, you'd be like, you cheeky cunt.

00:40:00.771 --> 00:40:01.646 align:center
Bring it down.

00:40:01.730 --> 00:40:04.021 align:center
It's how we process
the five stages of grief.

00:40:04.105 --> 00:40:04.980 align:center
Cunt!

00:40:05.063 --> 00:40:05.896 align:center
Cunt!

00:40:05.980 --> 00:40:06.938 align:center
Cunt!

00:40:07.021 --> 00:40:08.146 align:center
Cunt!

00:40:08.230 --> 00:40:09.188 align:center
Cunt.

00:40:09.980 --> 00:40:11.646 align:center
Honestly, George,

00:40:12.521 --> 00:40:13.396 align:center
I'm not a cunt.

00:40:13.480 --> 00:40:14.563 align:center
Stop!

00:40:14.646 --> 00:40:16.021 align:center
Stop!

00:40:16.771 --> 00:40:19.646 align:center
Please, I want to get on my hands
and knees and beg you

00:40:19.730 --> 00:40:21.730 align:center
to not say that word
ever again in this office.

00:40:21.813 --> 00:40:25.646 align:center
I'm gonna have to write you up for this
because that was a lot coming at me.

00:40:25.730 --> 00:40:27.646 align:center
- I understand.
- Yeah. Yeah.

00:40:27.730 --> 00:40:29.396 align:center
Thank you, George. You're a good…

00:40:31.063 --> 00:40:31.980 align:center
man.

00:40:32.646 --> 00:40:33.521 align:center
God.

00:40:40.271 --> 00:40:42.521 align:center
- While I'm here…
- Oh, good.

00:40:42.605 --> 00:40:44.896 align:center
Our zero-tolerance dating policy.

00:40:44.980 --> 00:40:47.063 align:center
- Yeah.
- Don't you think it's a little…

00:40:48.188 --> 00:40:49.146 align:center
unrealistic?

00:40:50.855 --> 00:40:54.896 align:center
It seems very difficult to stop people
from being attracted to each other.

00:40:54.980 --> 00:41:00.563 align:center
And if the relationship were consensual
and if the behavior remained professional…

00:41:00.646 --> 00:41:01.521 align:center
Yeah.

00:41:02.605 --> 00:41:03.813 align:center
…shouldn't that be okay?

00:41:06.021 --> 00:41:06.855 align:center
No.

00:41:10.938 --> 00:41:12.521 align:center
- Daniel.
- Ms. Cruz.

00:41:14.146 --> 00:41:15.563 align:center
Good day to you.

00:41:15.646 --> 00:41:18.396 align:center
And a good day to you too, sir.

00:41:23.271 --> 00:41:25.813 align:center
Hey, George. Got a minute?

00:41:25.896 --> 00:41:28.105 align:center
Ms. Cruz. Yes, of course. Hello.

00:41:28.188 --> 00:41:29.396 align:center
So, this, um…

00:41:30.271 --> 00:41:31.980 align:center
zero-tolerance dating policy.

00:41:32.730 --> 00:41:33.563 align:center
Yeah.

00:41:33.646 --> 00:41:35.313 align:center
Don't you think it's a bit…

00:41:35.855 --> 00:41:37.021 align:center
unrealistic?

00:41:38.855 --> 00:41:39.771 align:center
Hmm?

00:41:39.855 --> 00:41:41.313 align:center
Good news, bad news.

00:41:41.396 --> 00:41:44.188 align:center
Bad news is you're…
you're being deposed again.

00:41:44.271 --> 00:41:47.063 align:center
The good news is it's a different lawsuit.

00:41:47.146 --> 00:41:50.438 align:center
A passenger that we removed
from a flight is suing you

00:41:50.521 --> 00:41:54.771 align:center
and this judge is insisting that you
go to them and carve out two days.

00:41:54.855 --> 00:41:55.688 align:center
Absolutely not.

00:41:55.771 --> 00:41:59.813 align:center
It is in the Dominican Republic
where it's currently 86 degrees.

00:42:00.313 --> 00:42:01.146 align:center
When do I leave?

00:42:02.938 --> 00:42:05.063 align:center
- I'll take Cruz One.
- Good.

00:42:05.146 --> 00:42:07.480 align:center
Two days in paradise.
Nobody deserves it more.

00:42:07.563 --> 00:42:09.896 align:center
Who do you want from legal?

00:42:09.980 --> 00:42:11.563 align:center
Probably you should take Rachael.

00:42:11.646 --> 00:42:13.230 align:center
- Rachael would be good.
- She's the best.

00:42:13.313 --> 00:42:15.730 align:center
- Rachael <i>is </i>the best. I love her.
- She really is.

00:42:15.813 --> 00:42:16.813 align:center
Daniel?

00:42:18.021 --> 00:42:18.980 align:center
Sorry.

00:42:19.813 --> 00:42:22.813 align:center
Are… Are you asking me
if you should take me?

00:42:22.896 --> 00:42:26.146 align:center
Or are you asking me
if you should take Rachael?

00:42:26.230 --> 00:42:28.938 align:center
- I don't have a preference.
- Nor should you.

00:42:29.021 --> 00:42:31.188 align:center
- I mean, you'd be great.
- He would be great.

00:42:31.271 --> 00:42:32.980 align:center
Oh my God. Get it all done.

00:42:33.063 --> 00:42:35.813 align:center
- Rachael is also great.
- Hard agree.

00:42:35.896 --> 00:42:38.438 align:center
- Another smart decision.
- She'd be so fun to travel with.

00:42:38.521 --> 00:42:41.771 align:center
But Daniel is the deposition king, right?

00:42:41.855 --> 00:42:43.021 align:center
- Don't know about that.
- King?

00:42:43.105 --> 00:42:44.230 align:center
- He rules.
- He wins.

00:42:44.313 --> 00:42:45.146 align:center
He is.

00:42:45.230 --> 00:42:46.938 align:center
Sure. For sure. Sure.

00:42:47.021 --> 00:42:49.521 align:center
I just wonder,
with Daniel's new responsibilities,

00:42:49.605 --> 00:42:52.396 align:center
maybe this assignment
is beneath his talents.

00:42:52.480 --> 00:42:53.396 align:center
Hmm.

00:42:53.480 --> 00:42:56.146 align:center
No, that's a good point.
That might be embarrassing.

00:42:56.230 --> 00:42:58.646 align:center
- Would that be embarrassing?
- He's doing so much already.

00:42:58.730 --> 00:43:00.438 align:center
- I know, but that…
- Like a vacation.

00:43:00.521 --> 00:43:02.230 align:center
Are we overthinking this?

00:43:02.813 --> 00:43:04.105 align:center
You're totally right.

00:43:04.188 --> 00:43:06.438 align:center
As you say that,
I realize we are overthinking it.

00:43:06.521 --> 00:43:08.730 align:center
I can't believe
we're still talking about it.

00:43:08.813 --> 00:43:10.480 align:center
- I don't mind either way.
- I'll take Daniel.

00:43:10.563 --> 00:43:11.688 align:center
I'd be delighted to go.

00:43:11.771 --> 00:43:13.771 align:center
Happy to go. I would be…

00:43:14.980 --> 00:43:16.063 align:center
okay to go.

00:43:16.146 --> 00:43:18.355 align:center
And I'm okay for you to come.

00:43:21.271 --> 00:43:22.646 align:center
- Okay.
- Okay.

00:43:22.730 --> 00:43:23.938 align:center
- What a nightmare.
- Next item.

00:43:24.021 --> 00:43:26.730 align:center
Daniel and Jackie will go
to the Dominican Republic. Moving on.

00:43:33.813 --> 00:43:35.230 align:center
Um…

00:43:35.313 --> 00:43:36.396 align:center
Excuse me, sir.

00:43:36.480 --> 00:43:37.563 align:center
What's up, brother?

00:43:38.980 --> 00:43:39.896 align:center
Cruz One?

00:43:40.563 --> 00:43:41.646 align:center
Cruz One…

00:43:42.855 --> 00:43:45.063 align:center
The plane that started it all.

00:43:45.146 --> 00:43:48.480 align:center
Oh, God. It's a baby plane.

00:43:48.563 --> 00:43:50.230 align:center
- Thank you.
- Yeah.

00:44:02.396 --> 00:44:03.563 align:center
Welcome aboard.

00:44:03.646 --> 00:44:05.230 align:center
You're flying the plane?

00:44:05.313 --> 00:44:06.855 align:center
Surely you knew.

00:44:07.563 --> 00:44:10.563 align:center
I'm not just the CEO of Air Cruz.
I'm also a pilot.

00:44:10.646 --> 00:44:13.980 align:center
I will admit, I did think that was
just a public relations thing

00:44:14.063 --> 00:44:15.771 align:center
and you didn't actually fly planes.

00:44:19.313 --> 00:44:20.396 align:center
But seriously…

00:44:21.646 --> 00:44:23.063 align:center
you do fly planes?

00:44:23.146 --> 00:44:24.438 align:center
It's been a while.

00:44:24.521 --> 00:44:26.855 align:center
But I do use a simulator all the time.

00:44:26.938 --> 00:44:30.938 align:center
Although to be honest, I think that they
might put it on easy because I'm the boss.

00:44:33.313 --> 00:44:34.855 align:center
Fuck! Jesus.

00:44:34.938 --> 00:44:36.355 align:center
Whoops! Sorry.

00:44:36.438 --> 00:44:37.438 align:center
My bad.

00:44:38.896 --> 00:44:40.771 align:center
Here we go.

00:44:43.855 --> 00:44:47.813 align:center
Wee!

00:44:47.896 --> 00:44:49.146 align:center
We're flying!

00:44:49.230 --> 00:44:53.521 align:center
Oh shit!

00:45:07.938 --> 00:45:11.105 align:center
Hello. This is your captain speaking.

00:45:11.188 --> 00:45:13.480 align:center
Flight time is four hours.

00:45:13.563 --> 00:45:16.771 align:center
A little bit longer
if we run into any grumpy weather.

00:45:16.855 --> 00:45:19.480 align:center
You can stay back there
all by yourself for the whole flight

00:45:19.563 --> 00:45:20.730 align:center
or you can join me up here.

00:45:20.813 --> 00:45:23.105 align:center
No, I… I don't want to be a distraction.

00:45:23.188 --> 00:45:25.980 align:center
You keep focusing on
what it is you're doing, please.

00:45:26.063 --> 00:45:28.063 align:center
I can't hear a word you're saying.

00:45:28.605 --> 00:45:31.438 align:center
You're going to have to come
put on one of these if you want to talk.

00:45:48.313 --> 00:45:49.271 align:center
Hi.

00:45:49.771 --> 00:45:50.605 align:center
Hi.

00:45:54.563 --> 00:45:56.063 align:center
Is that you and Captain Jack?

00:45:56.146 --> 00:45:57.563 align:center
Yeah, my first solo flight.

00:45:57.646 --> 00:45:58.896 align:center
Solo?

00:45:58.980 --> 00:46:00.521 align:center
I was 13 years old.

00:46:00.605 --> 00:46:01.563 align:center
What?

00:46:01.646 --> 00:46:04.480 align:center
I learned how to fly
sitting right up here on his lap.

00:46:07.105 --> 00:46:09.771 align:center
Sometimes I think we spent
more time together up here

00:46:09.855 --> 00:46:11.563 align:center
than we ever did on the ground.

00:46:13.063 --> 00:46:16.521 align:center
And then we realized that if we just had
some rich dude ride in the back,

00:46:16.605 --> 00:46:18.646 align:center
we could pay for gas and repairs.

00:46:18.730 --> 00:46:19.563 align:center
Wow.

00:46:20.063 --> 00:46:22.646 align:center
And from that, a whole airline.

00:46:25.688 --> 00:46:26.855 align:center
Amazing.

00:46:38.646 --> 00:46:40.855 align:center
So, how'd you get into the law?

00:46:41.980 --> 00:46:45.271 align:center
Well, I wanted to be despised
by the entire planet,

00:46:45.355 --> 00:46:47.646 align:center
and traffic warden didn't pay enough.

00:46:55.063 --> 00:46:56.771 align:center
Did your simulator do this?

00:46:58.021 --> 00:47:00.355 align:center
Daniel, I am an honest-to-God pilot.

00:47:00.438 --> 00:47:02.688 align:center
I've flown through much worse than this.

00:47:03.396 --> 00:47:06.771 align:center
I've been through blizzards
and lightning storms and hurricanes.

00:47:06.855 --> 00:47:07.938 align:center
You name it.

00:47:14.605 --> 00:47:15.605 align:center
Jesus, this is…

00:47:17.938 --> 00:47:19.855 align:center
Hey, look at me.

00:47:20.813 --> 00:47:21.896 align:center
I got you.

00:47:23.563 --> 00:47:25.771 align:center
I will not let you fall out of the sky.

00:47:27.396 --> 00:47:30.105 align:center
That last bit kind of made it sound worse.

00:47:57.646 --> 00:47:58.730 align:center
Thank you, Ms. Cruz.

00:48:00.396 --> 00:48:01.605 align:center
Call me Jackie.

00:48:04.896 --> 00:48:05.855 align:center
Jackie.

00:48:26.021 --> 00:48:29.688 align:center
Ms. Cruz, as you know,
my client was judged harshly,

00:48:30.396 --> 00:48:32.105 align:center
- and without trial…
- Sorry.

00:48:32.188 --> 00:48:37.855 align:center
…by the court of social media
in a post featuring a…

00:48:37.938 --> 00:48:39.230 align:center
- So sorry.
- Sorry.

00:48:39.313 --> 00:48:40.188 align:center
Please.

00:48:40.938 --> 00:48:45.271 align:center
…featuring a video
that completely misrepresented

00:48:45.355 --> 00:48:48.396 align:center
why my client urinated
on the cockpit door.

00:48:58.521 --> 00:48:59.396 align:center
Dinner?

00:48:59.480 --> 00:49:00.771 align:center
What'd you say?

00:49:01.521 --> 00:49:03.563 align:center
Oh. Doesn't matter.

00:49:03.646 --> 00:49:05.688 align:center
No, I didn't hear what you said.

00:49:05.771 --> 00:49:08.063 align:center
I wasn't reacting to what you said.

00:49:08.563 --> 00:49:10.730 align:center
It's nothing. Never mind. Sorry.

00:49:13.938 --> 00:49:15.313 align:center
- Want to have dinner?
- Yes.

00:49:42.563 --> 00:49:44.313 align:center
<i>- Buenas</i>.
<i>- Buenas.</i>

00:49:44.438 --> 00:49:47.480 align:center
Can I get you two something to drink?
Piña colada?

00:49:47.563 --> 00:49:48.563 align:center
Um…

00:49:49.688 --> 00:49:50.896 align:center
No, thanks. No.

00:49:50.980 --> 00:49:56.313 align:center
But I will have the mahi-mahi,
and instead of vegetables I'll have fries.

00:49:56.396 --> 00:49:58.396 align:center
Uh, and please can I have the steak,

00:49:58.480 --> 00:50:01.355 align:center
but instead of the fries
I'll have the vegetables. <i>Gracias</i>.

00:50:01.438 --> 00:50:03.146 align:center
- We can just switch.
- Yeah.

00:50:03.230 --> 00:50:04.063 align:center
Yeah.

00:50:04.146 --> 00:50:05.396 align:center
The perfect couple.

00:50:05.480 --> 00:50:07.813 align:center
- No, this is just a work dinner.
- No. Please.

00:50:07.896 --> 00:50:09.355 align:center
- It's a work dinner.
- Ah.

00:50:10.021 --> 00:50:12.730 align:center
But you know what? Just one drink.

00:50:13.313 --> 00:50:14.730 align:center
- One drink.
- Yeah.

00:50:15.230 --> 00:50:16.855 align:center
<i>- Dos </i>piña colada.
- Okay.

00:50:16.938 --> 00:50:18.188 align:center
Piña colada.

00:50:18.271 --> 00:50:19.813 align:center
- I like her.
- That's fun.

00:50:22.021 --> 00:50:22.855 align:center
So…

00:50:23.521 --> 00:50:24.480 align:center
work?

00:50:25.063 --> 00:50:27.146 align:center
<i>Dim all the lights, sweet darling</i>

00:50:27.230 --> 00:50:30.646 align:center
<i>'Cause tonight it's all the way</i>

00:50:31.646 --> 00:50:33.688 align:center
<i>Turn up the old Victrola…</i>

00:50:33.771 --> 00:50:34.646 align:center
Yes?

00:50:34.730 --> 00:50:36.396 align:center
<i>Gracias</i>. No.

00:50:37.063 --> 00:50:38.271 align:center
Yes.

00:50:39.521 --> 00:50:40.563 align:center
No.

00:50:41.563 --> 00:50:43.521 align:center
I am literally your boss.

00:50:47.480 --> 00:50:48.771 align:center
Okay, go.

00:50:50.980 --> 00:50:53.896 align:center
Yes! First time!

00:50:53.980 --> 00:50:55.438 align:center
That was impressive.

00:50:55.521 --> 00:50:56.688 align:center
I'm undefeated.

00:50:58.230 --> 00:51:00.230 align:center
Oh, I used to love this song.

00:51:01.730 --> 00:51:03.188 align:center
That is a fucking banger.

00:51:05.980 --> 00:51:06.896 align:center
Let's dance.

00:51:09.230 --> 00:51:10.271 align:center
Come on.

00:51:11.646 --> 00:51:12.563 align:center
Come on.

00:51:12.646 --> 00:51:16.355 align:center
<i>We've found the perfect love</i>

00:51:16.438 --> 00:51:20.396 align:center
<i>And I'm like a cup, come fill me up</i>

00:51:20.480 --> 00:51:23.063 align:center
<i>Dim all the lights, sweet darlin'</i>

00:51:23.146 --> 00:51:27.563 align:center
<i>'Cause the night is on the way</i>
<i>Oh, baby</i>

00:51:27.646 --> 00:51:29.688 align:center
<i>Turn up the old Victrola</i>

00:51:29.771 --> 00:51:33.313 align:center
<i>Gonna dance the night away</i>

00:51:33.396 --> 00:51:36.438 align:center
Come on! Don't tell me you're one of
those people who never dance.

00:51:36.521 --> 00:51:39.438 align:center
I am trying my best to do the right thing.

00:51:39.521 --> 00:51:41.438 align:center
But we're just dancing!

00:51:41.521 --> 00:51:43.063 align:center
<i>Dim all the lights, sweet darlin'</i>

00:51:43.146 --> 00:51:45.813 align:center
<i>Gonna dance the night away</i>

00:51:53.146 --> 00:51:54.271 align:center
Fuck.

00:51:55.063 --> 00:51:56.105 align:center
Okay.

00:52:09.105 --> 00:52:14.355 align:center
<i>I wanna hold the hand inside you </i>

00:52:17.813 --> 00:52:22.813 align:center
<i>I wanna take a breath that's true </i>

00:52:26.563 --> 00:52:32.313 align:center
<i>I look to you and I see nothing </i>

00:52:35.396 --> 00:52:41.855 align:center
<i>I look to you to see the truth </i>

00:52:44.438 --> 00:52:48.855 align:center
<i>Fade into you </i>

00:52:53.146 --> 00:52:57.063 align:center
<i>Strange you never knew </i>

00:52:57.146 --> 00:52:59.146 align:center
I really love working with you.

00:53:00.271 --> 00:53:02.021 align:center
And I would hate to fuck that up.

00:53:02.105 --> 00:53:06.313 align:center
<i>Fade into you </i>

00:53:07.646 --> 00:53:09.230 align:center
I feel the same way.

00:53:10.605 --> 00:53:16.605 align:center
<i>I think it's strange you never knew </i>

00:53:30.438 --> 00:53:36.396 align:center
As your attorney, I do feel
the need to remind you that…

00:53:38.646 --> 00:53:42.063 align:center
due to your company's policy…

00:53:43.771 --> 00:53:46.938 align:center
it is my recommendation…

00:53:47.021 --> 00:53:48.813 align:center
- Shut up.
- Sustained.

00:54:00.896 --> 00:54:01.813 align:center
Well…

00:54:02.480 --> 00:54:03.563 align:center
that was…

00:54:04.646 --> 00:54:06.146 align:center
surprising.

00:54:07.521 --> 00:54:10.438 align:center
I mean,
you're normally so calm and gentle.

00:54:11.063 --> 00:54:13.105 align:center
I don't honestly know what happened.

00:54:13.188 --> 00:54:16.021 align:center
I normally just lie very still
and apologize the whole time.

00:54:16.521 --> 00:54:18.563 align:center
Yeah, right. Well…

00:54:19.563 --> 00:54:21.771 align:center
this new thing is working for you.

00:54:22.980 --> 00:54:25.021 align:center
- Can I say something?
- Yeah.

00:54:25.521 --> 00:54:28.313 align:center
That was exactly
what I imagined it would be like.

00:54:28.813 --> 00:54:32.230 align:center
Not that I've thought about it
every second of every day at work…

00:54:32.313 --> 00:54:34.146 align:center
No, of course not. Me either.

00:54:34.230 --> 00:54:36.438 align:center
- Room service!
- It's breakfast.

00:54:40.230 --> 00:54:42.188 align:center
Anyone in there?

00:54:42.271 --> 00:54:43.271 align:center
Coming!

00:54:45.605 --> 00:54:47.896 align:center
Coming, coming, coming. Oh, shit!

00:54:51.021 --> 00:54:51.980 align:center
- Hi.
- Hi.

00:54:52.063 --> 00:54:55.230 align:center
You'll have to excuse my lazy husband.

00:54:55.313 --> 00:54:57.355 align:center
- He's just getting out of bed.
- No judgments.

00:54:58.063 --> 00:54:59.813 align:center
I've walked in on everything.

00:54:59.896 --> 00:55:05.063 align:center
Orgies, suicides, pornos, births,

00:55:05.146 --> 00:55:08.230 align:center
cockfights, circumcisions, you name it.

00:55:08.730 --> 00:55:10.188 align:center
Whoo!

00:55:10.271 --> 00:55:11.521 align:center
Coffee, my angel?

00:55:11.605 --> 00:55:13.021 align:center
Yes. You know how I like it.

00:55:13.105 --> 00:55:14.105 align:center
Oh, yeah.

00:55:15.771 --> 00:55:17.521 align:center
I gave you extra bacon strips.

00:55:17.605 --> 00:55:20.063 align:center
They say it causes cancer,
but you only live once.

00:55:20.146 --> 00:55:21.396 align:center
- Thank you.
- Oh yeah, sure.

00:55:21.480 --> 00:55:22.521 align:center
Let me get that.

00:55:25.355 --> 00:55:28.605 align:center
Oh, my goodness. I can retire. Thank you.

00:55:28.688 --> 00:55:30.396 align:center
Thank you. Cheers.

00:55:31.646 --> 00:55:32.938 align:center
- Thank you.
- You all right?

00:55:35.771 --> 00:55:38.271 align:center
You two really have something special.

00:55:38.355 --> 00:55:39.896 align:center
- I mean it.
- Thank you.

00:55:39.980 --> 00:55:42.230 align:center
- Yeah. Okay. Good.
- That means a lot.

00:55:52.813 --> 00:55:54.355 align:center
- This never happened.
- Yeah.

00:55:54.438 --> 00:55:56.063 align:center
- Right? I mean…
- Right.

00:55:56.146 --> 00:55:59.646 align:center
- I can't. And you can't, so, you know, we…
- No.

00:55:59.730 --> 00:56:00.730 align:center
Mm-hmm.

00:56:02.938 --> 00:56:04.105 align:center
Can't do it.

00:56:04.188 --> 00:56:05.105 align:center
Correct.

00:56:06.646 --> 00:56:07.646 align:center
And…

00:56:08.230 --> 00:56:10.355 align:center
this can never happen again.

00:56:10.438 --> 00:56:11.563 align:center
Absolutely not.

00:56:41.271 --> 00:56:42.521 align:center
I called my landlord,

00:56:42.605 --> 00:56:45.646 align:center
but they said they can't deal with
the smell until they figure out--

00:56:45.730 --> 00:56:47.521 align:center
Good afternoon, Ms. Cruz.

00:56:47.605 --> 00:56:48.938 align:center
Afternoon, Clair.

00:56:49.438 --> 00:56:52.646 align:center
Before I sign the contract, I wanted you
to approve it from a legal standpoint.

00:56:52.730 --> 00:56:54.480 align:center
Of course. My pleasure.

00:57:00.771 --> 00:57:01.813 align:center
Uh…

00:57:01.896 --> 00:57:03.396 align:center
Yes, I think that works.

00:57:03.480 --> 00:57:04.521 align:center
Outstanding.

00:57:06.021 --> 00:57:07.271 align:center
You can breathe now, Clair.

00:57:07.355 --> 00:57:08.688 align:center
Thank you.

00:57:11.188 --> 00:57:13.938 align:center
What is going on?
Why are you in the legal department?

00:57:14.021 --> 00:57:17.021 align:center
And you were smiling. Why were
you smiling in the legal department?

00:57:17.105 --> 00:57:20.605 align:center
Sydney, you have way too much going on
to worry about every step I take at…

00:57:20.688 --> 00:57:22.605 align:center
I'm sorry. Let's take the elevator.

00:57:22.688 --> 00:57:25.688 align:center
I am perfectly capable
of going up a flight of stairs.

00:57:26.188 --> 00:57:27.271 align:center
Okay.

00:57:35.021 --> 00:57:36.855 align:center
Will you please go home?

00:57:38.355 --> 00:57:42.646 align:center
You have been acting strangely
ever since the Dominican Republic.

00:57:44.313 --> 00:57:45.980 align:center
I am so on to you.

00:57:52.480 --> 00:57:53.688 align:center
Mmm!

00:57:55.771 --> 00:57:56.771 align:center
What's that?

00:57:56.855 --> 00:57:57.896 align:center
What?

00:57:57.980 --> 00:57:59.480 align:center
- This.
- Oh! This…

00:58:00.355 --> 00:58:02.271 align:center
That's my delicious happy food dance.

00:58:02.355 --> 00:58:03.230 align:center
Oh, right.

00:58:03.313 --> 00:58:06.855 align:center
Doesn't everybody dance when their food
is delicious and they're happy?

00:58:06.938 --> 00:58:08.188 align:center
Well, they should.

00:58:10.896 --> 00:58:14.646 align:center
I am starting to see
why you like eating in the cold.

00:58:15.646 --> 00:58:18.188 align:center
Yeah. I like to keep
an eye on my competition.

00:58:18.730 --> 00:58:19.730 align:center
Mm-hmm.

00:58:20.605 --> 00:58:22.646 align:center
I grew up looking at that city thinking,

00:58:22.730 --> 00:58:25.896 align:center
"One day, I'll be good enough
to be one of them."

00:58:27.521 --> 00:58:28.605 align:center
Fuck them.

00:58:29.438 --> 00:58:30.813 align:center
Manhattan couldn't handle you.

00:58:33.146 --> 00:58:34.355 align:center
Plus, I like it here.

00:58:36.105 --> 00:58:37.105 align:center
New Jersey?

00:58:38.480 --> 00:58:40.730 align:center
It's the most beautiful place on Earth.

00:58:52.605 --> 00:58:55.105 align:center
- Thank you. Where's the restroom?
- First door on the right.

00:58:55.188 --> 00:58:56.771 align:center
Okay. Just be a second.

00:59:02.271 --> 00:59:03.355 align:center
Left!

00:59:03.438 --> 00:59:04.896 align:center
I meant… I meant left!

00:59:06.688 --> 00:59:08.396 align:center
Holy shit.

00:59:08.480 --> 00:59:09.563 align:center
Okay. Don't…

00:59:09.646 --> 00:59:11.355 align:center
Just forget about that. It's nothing.

00:59:11.438 --> 00:59:13.646 align:center
- Excuse me. If you wouldn't mind.
- It's okay.

00:59:13.730 --> 00:59:14.605 align:center
I…

00:59:15.438 --> 00:59:18.855 align:center
What the actual fuck?

00:59:18.938 --> 00:59:21.063 align:center
It's a joke.

00:59:21.563 --> 00:59:24.605 align:center
It's all a joke. It's a…
I like British stuff.

00:59:24.688 --> 00:59:27.521 align:center
Because my father
was stationed there when I was a kid

00:59:27.605 --> 00:59:29.730 align:center
and I go there all the time, and each time

00:59:29.813 --> 00:59:32.396 align:center
I just pick up
a little something from the airport.

00:59:33.063 --> 00:59:36.980 align:center
And after a while, I just had all this
British stuff laying around

00:59:37.063 --> 00:59:42.396 align:center
and Sydney was like,
"You should have a room of British stuff."

00:59:42.480 --> 00:59:46.563 align:center
So I made one as a joke, and…

00:59:46.646 --> 00:59:48.271 align:center
You cannot sit there. I'm sorry.

00:59:48.355 --> 00:59:50.188 align:center
- That's just for royalty.
- My apologies.

00:59:50.271 --> 00:59:53.646 align:center
And then every, you know,
birthday and Christmas,

00:59:53.730 --> 00:59:56.355 align:center
Sydney would buy me more British stuff

00:59:56.438 --> 01:00:01.063 align:center
only because it was
so funny to have a British room…

01:00:02.146 --> 01:00:03.230 align:center
as a joke.

01:00:03.313 --> 01:00:04.396 align:center
So…

01:00:07.771 --> 01:00:10.105 align:center
you have a thing for British guys?

01:00:11.396 --> 01:00:14.021 align:center
I'm your… kink?

01:00:14.605 --> 01:00:15.563 align:center
Absolutely not.

01:00:16.521 --> 01:00:20.605 align:center
It's a fun thing. It's like…
It's… It's nothing!

01:00:20.688 --> 01:00:22.563 align:center
It's… not a thing.

01:00:22.646 --> 01:00:24.605 align:center
It's <i>no </i>thing.

01:00:24.688 --> 01:00:27.771 align:center
It's the opposite of a thing.

01:00:29.313 --> 01:00:30.313 align:center
Hmm.

01:00:38.688 --> 01:00:43.105 align:center
<i>I love how your eyes close</i>

01:00:43.188 --> 01:00:46.855 align:center
<i>Whenever you kiss me</i>

01:00:50.230 --> 01:00:51.771 align:center
<i>And when I'm away from you</i>

01:00:51.855 --> 01:00:56.063 align:center
<i>I love how you miss me…</i>

01:00:59.355 --> 01:01:00.855 align:center
Uh…

01:01:02.105 --> 01:01:03.480 align:center
It's not a joke, is it?

01:01:06.271 --> 01:01:07.313 align:center
It's okay.

01:01:08.188 --> 01:01:11.355 align:center
I have a fetish
for powerful women with perfect bums.

01:01:15.521 --> 01:01:18.355 align:center
So you know how this works, right?

01:01:19.730 --> 01:01:20.771 align:center
Go on.

01:01:21.855 --> 01:01:23.980 align:center
You have to stand at attention,

01:01:24.688 --> 01:01:26.438 align:center
and you cannot move…

01:01:28.105 --> 01:01:29.771 align:center
no matter what I do.

01:01:40.313 --> 01:01:41.271 align:center
Fuck.

01:01:43.146 --> 01:01:44.146 align:center
- Shh!
- Mm-hmm.

01:01:44.730 --> 01:01:46.688 align:center
You have to protect the Queen.

01:01:47.646 --> 01:01:48.646 align:center
Mm-hmm.

01:02:02.896 --> 01:02:04.771 align:center
Keep the hat on.

01:02:04.855 --> 01:02:06.521 align:center
As you wish, ma'am.

01:02:11.105 --> 01:02:13.271 align:center
<i>Do you believe in reincarnation?</i>

01:02:13.355 --> 01:02:14.313 align:center
Holy shit.

01:02:14.813 --> 01:02:17.480 align:center
<i>I must have done something</i>
<i>pretty incredible in my last life</i>

01:02:17.563 --> 01:02:18.980 align:center
<i>to end up here with you.</i>

01:02:19.605 --> 01:02:21.021 align:center
Like I must have been…

01:02:21.980 --> 01:02:23.563 align:center
Gandhi or something.

01:02:25.813 --> 01:02:28.855 align:center
<i>I do worry that means I have to come back</i>
<i>as a worm in my next life</i>

01:02:28.938 --> 01:02:30.646 align:center
<i>just to balance things out.</i>

01:02:32.105 --> 01:02:33.188 align:center
What about you?

01:02:33.688 --> 01:02:35.146 align:center
I want to come back as a cat.

01:02:36.230 --> 01:02:40.188 align:center
You know, just like laying around all day
trying to find the sunny spot.

01:02:41.021 --> 01:02:45.188 align:center
<i>Being all cold and mean to my owners</i>
<i>when they're feeling needy.</i>

01:02:46.230 --> 01:02:47.855 align:center
<i>You'd make a great cat.</i>

01:02:47.938 --> 01:02:49.938 align:center
Yes, absolutely.

01:02:50.021 --> 01:02:52.313 align:center
<i>You'd make a very sexy worm.</i>

01:02:52.396 --> 01:02:53.480 align:center
<i>Thank you.</i>

01:02:54.771 --> 01:02:55.813 align:center
Fuck!

01:02:56.980 --> 01:02:58.230 align:center
Do you believe in magic?

01:02:59.063 --> 01:03:00.855 align:center
Like… Gandalf?

01:03:00.938 --> 01:03:02.646 align:center
No, like magic. Like…

01:03:03.730 --> 01:03:06.146 align:center
fate, destiny, that kind of thing.

01:03:06.896 --> 01:03:10.646 align:center
Honestly, since I first walked into
your office I believe in everything.

01:03:10.730 --> 01:03:11.855 align:center
Two please.

01:03:11.938 --> 01:03:13.438 align:center
<i>What about you?</i>

01:03:14.271 --> 01:03:17.938 align:center
<i>I believe you're trying to make</i>
<i>your way back into this bed one day.</i>

01:03:18.730 --> 01:03:20.230 align:center
<i>Is it working?</i>

01:03:20.938 --> 01:03:22.105 align:center
<i>Like magic.</i>

01:03:29.480 --> 01:03:30.938 align:center
Do you believe in true love?

01:03:33.438 --> 01:03:35.188 align:center
Not until very recently.

01:03:41.146 --> 01:03:42.855 align:center
So I guess we're doing this.

01:03:46.771 --> 01:03:47.938 align:center
Absolutely.

01:03:52.188 --> 01:03:55.230 align:center
<i>Okay, but no fooling around at the office.</i>

01:03:56.105 --> 01:03:57.563 align:center
<i>Never at the office.</i>

01:04:00.313 --> 01:04:04.688 align:center
I mean it. If we got caught,
it could destroy everything I've built.

01:04:05.813 --> 01:04:07.438 align:center
<i>Your life's work.</i>

01:04:07.521 --> 01:04:09.313 align:center
And it would be so tacky.

01:04:10.730 --> 01:04:12.855 align:center
Oh, so very tacky.

01:04:17.146 --> 01:04:19.146 align:center
Good day, Jackie. Uh, Ms. Cruz.

01:04:19.230 --> 01:04:22.313 align:center
Jackie's fine. Everybody calls me Jackie.
Bye, guys.

01:04:22.438 --> 01:04:24.938 align:center
- Bye, Jackie.
- Bye-bye, Jackie.

01:04:25.021 --> 01:04:27.188 align:center
- Bye, Jackie.
- Bye, Jackie.

01:04:27.771 --> 01:04:29.438 align:center
I've never called her Jackie before.

01:04:29.521 --> 01:04:31.188 align:center
She is not a Jackie.

01:04:41.313 --> 01:04:43.146 align:center
It's gonna be difficult to top this

01:04:43.230 --> 01:04:45.063 align:center
when it's my turn to take you for dinner.

01:04:45.896 --> 01:04:50.563 align:center
Well, you fly millionaires around for
decades and you learn a few nice spots.

01:04:52.355 --> 01:04:55.188 align:center
My God, I have so much sand in my butt.

01:04:55.730 --> 01:04:57.855 align:center
If you turn me over you could tell time.

01:04:58.896 --> 01:05:00.146 align:center
You're very strange.

01:05:00.646 --> 01:05:01.813 align:center
Oh, thank you.

01:05:02.730 --> 01:05:03.980 align:center
No, I mean…

01:05:04.646 --> 01:05:07.188 align:center
at work they're terrified of you.

01:05:08.063 --> 01:05:10.355 align:center
They tell ghost stories about you.

01:05:11.688 --> 01:05:13.355 align:center
Why don't you let them see you?

01:05:13.438 --> 01:05:15.438 align:center
The real you. Sandy bum and all.

01:05:16.105 --> 01:05:17.146 align:center
I don't know. I…

01:05:18.021 --> 01:05:19.396 align:center
I did once.

01:05:19.480 --> 01:05:20.688 align:center
And I married him.

01:05:22.188 --> 01:05:24.813 align:center
And then he preferred
to see his secretary.

01:05:25.980 --> 01:05:28.396 align:center
And the whole office knew and that sucked.

01:05:28.480 --> 01:05:29.521 align:center
So I just…

01:05:30.855 --> 01:05:33.646 align:center
Guess I went into my shell
and I stayed there.

01:05:36.896 --> 01:05:38.230 align:center
What about you?

01:05:38.313 --> 01:05:39.313 align:center
Never married?

01:05:40.230 --> 01:05:41.105 align:center
No.

01:05:42.605 --> 01:05:44.771 align:center
Why has a catch like you
never settled down?

01:05:48.771 --> 01:05:50.313 align:center
Nothing dramatic.

01:05:52.563 --> 01:05:53.521 align:center
The usual.

01:05:55.438 --> 01:05:56.855 align:center
So, where to now?

01:05:56.938 --> 01:05:59.771 align:center
We have the whole weekend.
We can go to Puerto Rico, Miami.…

01:06:00.438 --> 01:06:03.980 align:center
If you can keep your mouth shut,
I can fly us in and out of Cuba.

01:06:06.855 --> 01:06:08.896 align:center
Shit. I can't.

01:06:08.980 --> 01:06:10.813 align:center
I have something tomorrow morning.

01:06:10.896 --> 01:06:11.938 align:center
What?

01:06:12.563 --> 01:06:15.271 align:center
Just, um, personal stuff.

01:06:16.813 --> 01:06:17.813 align:center
Oh.

01:06:19.771 --> 01:06:23.438 align:center
I can come over tomorrow afternoon.
We can go anywhere in the world. I just…

01:06:24.105 --> 01:06:25.521 align:center
have to be back tonight.

01:06:26.021 --> 01:06:27.021 align:center
Right.

01:06:28.521 --> 01:06:29.605 align:center
Everything okay?

01:06:30.105 --> 01:06:30.980 align:center
Yeah.

01:06:31.480 --> 01:06:33.105 align:center
Just something I have to do.

01:06:33.980 --> 01:06:35.271 align:center
Something personal.

01:06:36.813 --> 01:06:37.813 align:center
Right.

01:06:39.146 --> 01:06:41.063 align:center
I won't ask any more about it then.

01:06:41.813 --> 01:06:42.980 align:center
I appreciate that.

01:07:18.855 --> 01:07:19.855 align:center
Thank you.

01:07:22.855 --> 01:07:24.146 align:center
You shagged her, didn't you?

01:07:25.396 --> 01:07:27.313 align:center
We've been at it non-stop
and my dick hurts.

01:07:27.980 --> 01:07:29.230 align:center
Yes!

01:07:29.313 --> 01:07:30.438 align:center
My man.

01:07:53.313 --> 01:07:54.271 align:center
Hello?

01:07:55.605 --> 01:07:56.646 align:center
Can I help you?

01:07:57.605 --> 01:07:58.730 align:center
Sure can.

01:07:59.896 --> 01:08:01.021 align:center
How are you today?

01:08:01.521 --> 01:08:02.355 align:center
Stan?

01:08:03.646 --> 01:08:04.730 align:center
You know my name?

01:08:05.313 --> 01:08:06.271 align:center
Of course.

01:08:06.771 --> 01:08:10.521 align:center
Yeah. Daniel told me to ask for Stan.

01:08:11.938 --> 01:08:13.105 align:center
You know Daniel.

01:08:13.188 --> 01:08:14.188 align:center
I know Daniel.

01:08:14.271 --> 01:08:17.896 align:center
Yeah. Well, I'm here to do
exactly what Daniel is here to do.

01:08:18.396 --> 01:08:19.771 align:center
You're here to see his sister?

01:08:19.855 --> 01:08:20.896 align:center
His sister?

01:08:21.771 --> 01:08:22.605 align:center
Yes!

01:08:22.688 --> 01:08:25.438 align:center
You're not on the list. You gotta be
on the list to see a prisoner.

01:08:25.521 --> 01:08:27.396 align:center
Right. No problem.

01:08:27.480 --> 01:08:30.980 align:center
I'll get going. Thank you so much.
Can you open the door? Thank you.

01:08:31.480 --> 01:08:34.396 align:center
Nah. Don't sweat it.
If you know Daniel, I'm sure it's okay.

01:08:34.480 --> 01:08:37.480 align:center
I don't want to get anybody in trouble.
Just press the button.

01:08:37.563 --> 01:08:39.355 align:center
We're good. Just sign right here.

01:08:41.021 --> 01:08:41.855 align:center
Okay.

01:08:52.896 --> 01:08:53.771 align:center
Hi.

01:08:55.396 --> 01:08:56.646 align:center
Jackie Cruz.

01:08:58.063 --> 01:09:00.855 align:center
- Yeah, how did you know--
- She just know things.

01:09:00.938 --> 01:09:03.521 align:center
My brother didn't tell you
where he was sneaking off to,

01:09:03.605 --> 01:09:05.105 align:center
so you followed him.

01:09:06.480 --> 01:09:07.896 align:center
You're fucking mental.

01:09:09.730 --> 01:09:13.188 align:center
I love it. Take a seat.
Joe, coffee for two?

01:09:13.271 --> 01:09:14.646 align:center
No, Lizzy.

01:09:14.730 --> 01:09:16.355 align:center
I tell you what to do.

01:09:21.396 --> 01:09:23.605 align:center
When I got arrested,
he dropped everything.

01:09:23.688 --> 01:09:25.646 align:center
Gave up his huge job. Moved out here.

01:09:25.730 --> 01:09:27.730 align:center
I'd be on death row if it wasn't for him.

01:09:27.813 --> 01:09:29.021 align:center
Death row?

01:09:29.521 --> 01:09:31.021 align:center
Wow, um…

01:09:31.105 --> 01:09:33.105 align:center
I chopped a guy's head off with a machete.

01:09:33.688 --> 01:09:35.271 align:center
- Oh! Jesus.
- Yeah.

01:09:36.271 --> 01:09:37.563 align:center
Fucking hell.

01:09:38.188 --> 01:09:39.313 align:center
Why?

01:09:39.396 --> 01:09:40.938 align:center
I didn't like the cunt.

01:09:41.438 --> 01:09:43.271 align:center
Sorry.
Cunt's not a bad word where I'm from.

01:09:43.355 --> 01:09:45.063 align:center
No, Daniel keeps telling me.

01:09:45.146 --> 01:09:48.021 align:center
Well, the point is,
that's how good a lawyer my brother is.

01:09:48.105 --> 01:09:49.730 align:center
Instead of getting the electric chair,

01:09:49.813 --> 01:09:52.855 align:center
I'm up here with these posh birds
absolutely cleaning up.

01:09:54.230 --> 01:09:56.355 align:center
That's so… That's nice.

01:09:56.438 --> 01:09:57.813 align:center
- He's a good boy.
- Yeah.

01:10:00.855 --> 01:10:02.438 align:center
You treat him right, you get me?

01:10:05.188 --> 01:10:06.771 align:center
Yes. Uh…

01:10:07.480 --> 01:10:10.438 align:center
Of course. Cross my heart and hope to die…

01:10:12.063 --> 01:10:13.188 align:center
I don't want to die.

01:10:13.271 --> 01:10:14.980 align:center
Well, cheers to that.

01:10:15.063 --> 01:10:15.938 align:center
Cheers.

01:10:22.521 --> 01:10:23.605 align:center
Whoa! God.

01:10:23.688 --> 01:10:25.313 align:center
What the hell are you doing?

01:10:25.813 --> 01:10:26.646 align:center
You…

01:10:27.563 --> 01:10:33.355 align:center
You were being so weird and so vague
that I just let my imagination run wild.

01:10:33.438 --> 01:10:34.688 align:center
So you followed me?

01:10:35.188 --> 01:10:37.105 align:center
- I'm sorry.
- That's insane.

01:10:37.688 --> 01:10:39.521 align:center
- Lizzy understood?
- Lizzy's insane.

01:10:39.605 --> 01:10:40.938 align:center
You encouraged me…

01:10:41.438 --> 01:10:45.021 align:center
greatly encouraged me
to be more open and vulnerable.

01:10:45.105 --> 01:10:47.646 align:center
How can you do that
when you're hiding things from me?

01:10:47.730 --> 01:10:50.980 align:center
There is a vast difference
between hiding things and being private.

01:10:51.063 --> 01:10:52.313 align:center
I am a private person.

01:10:52.396 --> 01:10:53.563 align:center
Hey.

01:10:53.646 --> 01:10:54.646 align:center
I'm private.

01:10:54.730 --> 01:10:57.896 align:center
But you and I stopped being private
the minute that you came in my hair.

01:10:57.980 --> 01:11:00.313 align:center
- That was a mistake and I apologized.
- You lied to me.

01:11:00.813 --> 01:11:01.896 align:center
Repeatedly.

01:11:02.480 --> 01:11:04.938 align:center
God, I hate being lied to.

01:11:06.021 --> 01:11:07.938 align:center
Like when someone
doesn't have the balls to tell you

01:11:08.021 --> 01:11:09.521 align:center
they've fallen in love with someone else.

01:11:09.605 --> 01:11:11.771 align:center
They lie, tell you everything's fine.

01:11:11.855 --> 01:11:15.813 align:center
And years later you realize that
when you surprised him on that work trip

01:11:15.896 --> 01:11:18.605 align:center
that the reason that you didn't fuck
is not because he was sick,

01:11:18.688 --> 01:11:22.938 align:center
it was because there was a woman under
the bed or in the closet or the bathroom.

01:11:23.021 --> 01:11:25.688 align:center
I don't know where she was,
but she was there

01:11:25.771 --> 01:11:29.271 align:center
when I knocked on the door wearing
nothing but knee-high boots and a raincoat

01:11:29.355 --> 01:11:32.063 align:center
like an absolute fucking jackass.

01:11:32.938 --> 01:11:33.938 align:center
Jesus.

01:11:34.938 --> 01:11:37.605 align:center
- Always tell me the truth.
- I didn't lie to you.

01:11:38.771 --> 01:11:39.938 align:center
You lied by omission.

01:11:41.063 --> 01:11:42.563 align:center
Okay? You were being shady.

01:11:42.646 --> 01:11:44.063 align:center
You spied on me.

01:11:44.146 --> 01:11:45.813 align:center
That is the shadiest shit.

01:11:47.813 --> 01:11:49.605 align:center
Okay. You know what? I gotta go.

01:11:52.021 --> 01:11:53.105 align:center
Jackie, come on.

01:11:53.855 --> 01:11:55.063 align:center
Jackie.

01:11:59.313 --> 01:12:01.521 align:center
<i>We're doing great.</i>
<i>Things couldn't be better.</i>

01:12:03.021 --> 01:12:05.605 align:center
<i>And I'm truly excited</i>
<i>about our future together.</i>

01:12:07.271 --> 01:12:10.980 align:center
A profitable future
that may sound like a dream

01:12:11.063 --> 01:12:14.730 align:center
but I assure you
is much closer to being a reality.

01:12:18.438 --> 01:12:19.355 align:center
Thank you.

01:12:24.605 --> 01:12:26.938 align:center
Courtney Armour, <i>Wall Street Journal</i>.

01:12:27.021 --> 01:12:30.063 align:center
Ms. Cruz, a lot of shareholders
have valid concerns

01:12:30.146 --> 01:12:32.855 align:center
about how the pending lawsuit
from Falcon Airlines

01:12:32.938 --> 01:12:35.146 align:center
will affect this profitable future.

01:12:35.230 --> 01:12:38.688 align:center
Well, our chief legal officer
can best comment on that.

01:12:41.771 --> 01:12:42.688 align:center
Oh.

01:12:42.771 --> 01:12:45.605 align:center
Yes. Uh, absolutely, I can.

01:12:47.188 --> 01:12:51.355 align:center
This lawsuit is beyond frivolous,

01:12:51.438 --> 01:12:54.313 align:center
and frankly offensive,

01:12:54.396 --> 01:12:57.355 align:center
and I have zero doubt we will prevail.

01:13:01.646 --> 01:13:05.605 align:center
Falcon Airlines seems to think that
Ms. Cruz obtained the gates in Dallas

01:13:05.688 --> 01:13:07.188 align:center
through an improper relationship.

01:13:07.271 --> 01:13:08.396 align:center
See, that's ridiculous.

01:13:08.896 --> 01:13:13.063 align:center
I understand the difference between
my professional life and my personal life,

01:13:13.146 --> 01:13:15.521 align:center
and I would never cross that line.

01:13:15.605 --> 01:13:17.771 align:center
I would never sleep with a colleague.

01:13:17.855 --> 01:13:22.480 align:center
I would never sleep with an employee
and I would never sleep with my lawyer.

01:13:25.188 --> 01:13:26.146 align:center
Exactly.

01:13:27.605 --> 01:13:29.521 align:center
She is a woman of integrity.

01:13:36.021 --> 01:13:37.271 align:center
What the fuck just happened?

01:13:37.355 --> 01:13:38.563 align:center
I don't know.

01:13:38.646 --> 01:13:40.188 align:center
I think I blacked out.

01:13:40.688 --> 01:13:43.105 align:center
- So, was that insane?
- Yes. Seemed pretty insane.

01:13:43.188 --> 01:13:45.688 align:center
Jesus Christ, we are fucked.
We are fucking fucked.

01:13:45.771 --> 01:13:46.980 align:center
Hi! What's up?

01:13:48.271 --> 01:13:49.980 align:center
- Are you good?
- Super good.

01:13:50.063 --> 01:13:51.980 align:center
You guys, that was amazing.

01:13:52.063 --> 01:13:53.730 align:center
- Thank you.
- It was nothing.

01:13:53.813 --> 01:13:56.896 align:center
- Incredible.
- Extraordinary. You guys killed it.

01:13:56.980 --> 01:13:59.813 align:center
We're gonna just go over
this one little legal thing.

01:14:00.563 --> 01:14:01.730 align:center
Sure, yeah.

01:14:01.813 --> 01:14:03.230 align:center
But… yeah.

01:14:05.688 --> 01:14:06.855 align:center
Well, that's it.

01:14:08.271 --> 01:14:10.230 align:center
- That's it.
- What's it?

01:14:10.313 --> 01:14:11.146 align:center
I…

01:14:11.646 --> 01:14:12.813 align:center
We can't be together.

01:14:12.896 --> 01:14:14.938 align:center
We couldn't be together before, but now?

01:14:15.021 --> 01:14:16.855 align:center
If somebody found out now?

01:14:16.938 --> 01:14:19.355 align:center
Right. Of course, you're right.

01:14:19.438 --> 01:14:23.521 align:center
Besides, this attraction is probably
just pheromones. You know, like…

01:14:23.605 --> 01:14:25.896 align:center
the excitement of like sneaking around.

01:14:26.480 --> 01:14:28.063 align:center
That stuff wears off.

01:14:30.188 --> 01:14:32.063 align:center
We're not worth your company.

01:14:34.396 --> 01:14:35.230 align:center
Right?

01:14:37.188 --> 01:14:38.021 align:center
Right.

01:14:41.980 --> 01:14:44.438 align:center
You don't tell me shit.
I don't know anything about you,

01:14:44.521 --> 01:14:46.021 align:center
who you are, what you want.

01:14:46.105 --> 01:14:47.688 align:center
What am I supposed to want?

01:14:48.271 --> 01:14:50.230 align:center
Such an American thing to ask.

01:14:50.313 --> 01:14:52.021 align:center
I don't want. I…

01:14:52.938 --> 01:14:54.105 align:center
survive.

01:14:55.730 --> 01:14:57.021 align:center
I carry on.

01:15:01.438 --> 01:15:03.438 align:center
I want to get my sister back home.

01:15:05.063 --> 01:15:07.438 align:center
And I want to try to get her help.

01:15:10.396 --> 01:15:12.771 align:center
And I want to do a good job at work.

01:15:13.938 --> 01:15:15.980 align:center
What else am I supposed to want?

01:15:21.396 --> 01:15:22.438 align:center
Nothing.

01:15:23.771 --> 01:15:25.438 align:center
Sounds like you're all set.

01:15:28.355 --> 01:15:30.313 align:center
So we agree.

01:15:32.021 --> 01:15:33.063 align:center
This is…

01:15:34.855 --> 01:15:35.813 align:center
We're done.

01:15:38.021 --> 01:15:43.938 align:center
Moving forward, I hope we can continue
to work together without any…

01:15:44.021 --> 01:15:45.771 align:center
You'll have no issues with me.

01:15:48.438 --> 01:15:49.896 align:center
Like we never happened.

01:16:12.396 --> 01:16:16.105 align:center
They said it would take a couple weeks.
I told them to get it done in one.

01:16:16.188 --> 01:16:17.938 align:center
Okay, let's get this over with.

01:16:18.021 --> 01:16:20.396 align:center
Not the sexiest topic,
but brand positioning and marketing.

01:16:20.480 --> 01:16:22.271 align:center
Thank you for joining us,
Mr. Blanchflower.

01:16:22.855 --> 01:16:23.813 align:center
So sorry.

01:16:24.313 --> 01:16:26.063 align:center
Falcon Airlines filed an injunction

01:16:26.146 --> 01:16:28.688 align:center
to freeze the gates in Dallas
until after the trial, but--

01:16:28.771 --> 01:16:31.313 align:center
We're up in 31 days.
We've sold tickets, hired staff.

01:16:31.396 --> 01:16:32.521 align:center
I just bought 40 planes.

01:16:32.605 --> 01:16:35.396 align:center
This will bankrupt us.
You have to stop it immediately.

01:16:35.480 --> 01:16:36.438 align:center
I already did.

01:16:36.521 --> 01:16:39.021 align:center
I filed an opposition
and the judge denied the motion.

01:16:39.646 --> 01:16:41.771 align:center
- That's why I was…
- Oh God.

01:16:41.855 --> 01:16:43.980 align:center
…ooh, one minute late.

01:16:46.688 --> 01:16:48.480 align:center
Well done, Mr. Blanchflower.

01:16:48.563 --> 01:16:50.105 align:center
Just doing my job, Ms. Cruz.

01:16:58.063 --> 01:16:59.188 align:center
Thank you, Clair.

01:17:01.355 --> 01:17:02.771 align:center
Any plans for tonight?

01:17:05.480 --> 01:17:06.438 align:center
It's okay.

01:17:06.938 --> 01:17:07.896 align:center
I did ask.

01:17:09.980 --> 01:17:13.355 align:center
Going to dinner with my mom
and her new boyfriend, Kenny.

01:17:13.438 --> 01:17:16.271 align:center
She was really worried
I wouldn't like him, but he's nice.

01:17:16.355 --> 01:17:18.355 align:center
I think he's good for her.

01:17:18.438 --> 01:17:19.355 align:center
I'm glad to hear it.

01:17:22.188 --> 01:17:24.063 align:center
I love being in each other's lives.

01:17:24.146 --> 01:17:25.105 align:center
Mm-hm.

01:17:26.730 --> 01:17:27.896 align:center
Good night, Clair.

01:17:36.646 --> 01:17:40.230 align:center
When did you and Jackie stop fucking?

01:17:40.313 --> 01:17:41.313 align:center
Excuse me?

01:17:41.396 --> 01:17:43.230 align:center
Anyone can hide being in love,

01:17:43.313 --> 01:17:46.355 align:center
but nobody can hide being in a fight.

01:17:46.438 --> 01:17:49.563 align:center
"Well done, Mr. Blanchflower."
"Oh, well, just doing my job, Ms. Cruz."

01:17:49.646 --> 01:17:52.021 align:center
I am struggling to follow this, Sydney.

01:17:52.105 --> 01:17:54.980 align:center
Do you have any idea how hard
it's been for Jackie to run this company?

01:17:55.063 --> 01:17:56.813 align:center
- How much she's sacrificed?
- Of course.

01:17:56.896 --> 01:17:57.730 align:center
You know nothing.

01:17:57.813 --> 01:18:01.105 align:center
Jackie made all of this happen because
nobody works harder than her, except…

01:18:01.188 --> 01:18:03.396 align:center
God, what is that one girl's name?
Oh yeah, me.

01:18:03.480 --> 01:18:06.938 align:center
And you are not going to be the reason
that all of that hard work and dedication…

01:18:10.938 --> 01:18:11.813 align:center
Shit.

01:18:12.938 --> 01:18:14.771 align:center
- My water broke.
- Oh.

01:18:14.855 --> 01:18:17.271 align:center
Hold on, let me call the number.

01:18:17.355 --> 01:18:20.438 align:center
Shit, what's the number
for emergency here?

01:18:20.521 --> 01:18:21.813 align:center
Get up, get down.

01:18:21.896 --> 01:18:23.230 align:center
What the fuck are you doing?

01:18:23.313 --> 01:18:25.480 align:center
It's a joke in your town.
What is the joke?

01:18:25.563 --> 01:18:26.813 align:center
911!

01:18:26.896 --> 01:18:30.521 align:center
911, yes. 911 is a joke in your… Yes!

01:18:30.605 --> 01:18:34.480 align:center
There is a lady in labor,
Air Cruz headquarters.

01:18:34.563 --> 01:18:37.521 align:center
- Sydney, please take a seat. God.
- No, it's happening now.

01:18:37.605 --> 01:18:38.771 align:center
It's happening now?

01:18:38.855 --> 01:18:41.188 align:center
It's happening now!

01:18:43.813 --> 01:18:45.438 align:center
Can you see how… what's happening?

01:18:45.521 --> 01:18:48.730 align:center
Wow. Okay, there is a huge bulge.

01:18:48.813 --> 01:18:52.146 align:center
I fear we need to remove your underpants.

01:18:52.230 --> 01:18:55.771 align:center
- Take them off!
- I… Okay, I will, but I won't look.

01:18:55.855 --> 01:18:59.188 align:center
Excuse me, sorry. I have it… For the bin?

01:18:59.271 --> 01:19:00.855 align:center
Who the fuck cares?

01:19:03.355 --> 01:19:06.605 align:center
Right, sit on this. And…

01:19:06.688 --> 01:19:09.771 align:center
I think I have to look now.
Do I have your consent to look?

01:19:09.855 --> 01:19:12.188 align:center
- Stop being so fucking British.
- Okay then!

01:19:12.271 --> 01:19:14.896 align:center
I'm going to be looking.
Are you ready? I am looking now.

01:19:14.980 --> 01:19:19.355 align:center
Oh dear!
The head is there, I'm looking at a head.

01:19:20.021 --> 01:19:22.855 align:center
Way more hair than I was expecting.
On the baby.

01:19:22.938 --> 01:19:24.896 align:center
Sydney, I think it's just one push.

01:19:24.980 --> 01:19:27.438 align:center
Come look at this head.
There's a whole head. Look.

01:19:27.521 --> 01:19:29.855 align:center
Oh my God, it's so hairy. The baby.

01:19:29.938 --> 01:19:32.271 align:center
You know,
it looks like it's just a big push.

01:19:32.355 --> 01:19:33.855 align:center
- Just one push.
- One big push.

01:19:34.813 --> 01:19:36.230 align:center
- We're here with you.
- Yes.

01:19:36.313 --> 01:19:38.230 align:center
- It's okay.
- You can do this, Sydney.

01:19:38.313 --> 01:19:40.271 align:center
Ready? Oh God.

01:19:40.771 --> 01:19:43.313 align:center
Are you two in love with each other?

01:19:43.396 --> 01:19:44.438 align:center
What? Sydney!

01:19:44.521 --> 01:19:47.063 align:center
Sydney, our relationship
is completely professional.

01:19:47.146 --> 01:19:49.480 align:center
Something happened
in the Dominican Republic!

01:19:49.563 --> 01:19:51.521 align:center
Nothing happened! Okay?

01:19:51.605 --> 01:19:52.855 align:center
Sydney, please push!

01:19:52.938 --> 01:19:54.646 align:center
I will not push until you confess!

01:19:54.730 --> 01:19:57.438 align:center
Okay, Sydney, I love you and I support you

01:19:57.521 --> 01:19:59.771 align:center
but right now
you need to shut the fuck up and push!

01:19:59.855 --> 01:20:02.688 align:center
- You need to push, Sydney!
- Not until you admit it!

01:20:04.605 --> 01:20:08.313 align:center
All right! We had sex! It happened!
We fucked our brains out, all right?

01:20:08.396 --> 01:20:09.355 align:center
I knew it!

01:20:09.438 --> 01:20:11.980 align:center
I knew it!

01:20:13.188 --> 01:20:15.896 align:center
Oh my God.

01:20:15.980 --> 01:20:20.105 align:center
You did it, sweetie! Oh my God,
it's a girl. You did it, Sydney.

01:20:20.188 --> 01:20:21.480 align:center
It's a… It's a…

01:20:21.563 --> 01:20:22.771 align:center
It's a girl!

01:20:22.855 --> 01:20:25.605 align:center
Yes, I suppose it is.
A beautiful baby girl.

01:20:25.688 --> 01:20:27.146 align:center
Oh my God.

01:20:31.105 --> 01:20:32.271 align:center
Look, Syd.

01:20:42.021 --> 01:20:43.230 align:center
You can stop looking now.

01:20:44.313 --> 01:20:47.271 align:center
Absolutely, yes. I'd love to, actually.
Thank you very much.

01:20:50.563 --> 01:20:54.896 align:center
Hang on, so Sydney just waltzed in
on you and Daniel and gave birth?

01:20:54.980 --> 01:20:56.938 align:center
Oh, no, Daniel was in there alone,

01:20:57.021 --> 01:20:59.480 align:center
and then I came in there after,
separately.

01:21:00.063 --> 01:21:01.980 align:center
I swear, I have never seen a…

01:21:02.938 --> 01:21:03.938 align:center
Oh God.

01:21:05.355 --> 01:21:06.271 align:center
Oh.

01:21:06.771 --> 01:21:09.105 align:center
- Good morning.
- Sydney!

01:21:09.188 --> 01:21:10.646 align:center
- Yeah?
- No.

01:21:10.730 --> 01:21:14.355 align:center
Well, come on, women all over
the world go right back to work

01:21:14.438 --> 01:21:15.771 align:center
the day after they give birth.

01:21:15.855 --> 01:21:18.105 align:center
- Yes, but they shouldn't.
- No, I'm fine.

01:21:18.855 --> 01:21:21.896 align:center
Oh my God. Can't I force you to go home?

01:21:21.980 --> 01:21:23.105 align:center
You can't, actually.

01:21:23.188 --> 01:21:25.730 align:center
I could sue you. It's a legal matter.
You know who we should ask?

01:21:25.813 --> 01:21:27.980 align:center
Daniel. "Daniel! Daniel! Oh, Daniel!"

01:21:28.063 --> 01:21:29.980 align:center
I'll take her to my office.
She needs to rest.

01:21:30.063 --> 01:21:31.855 align:center
- Congratulations.
- Well done.

01:21:31.938 --> 01:21:33.355 align:center
Girl mom.

01:21:38.563 --> 01:21:40.188 align:center
- You wanted to see me?
- No.

01:21:40.271 --> 01:21:43.855 align:center
- Oh! What are you doing here?
- You thought this was a booty call?

01:21:43.938 --> 01:21:47.938 align:center
What? No, we broke up.
You gave birth yesterday.

01:21:48.021 --> 01:21:49.605 align:center
Yeah. My God.

01:21:49.688 --> 01:21:52.480 align:center
Okay. We just did a whole thing. Okay?
She's staying.

01:21:53.105 --> 01:21:56.146 align:center
I do need to talk to both of you, though.
Professionally.

01:21:56.230 --> 01:21:58.271 align:center
- Of course.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:22:01.646 --> 01:22:05.855 align:center
William Butten, from Falcon Airlines,
has asked to meet with me.

01:22:05.938 --> 01:22:07.938 align:center
- Hm.
- A dinner.

01:22:09.605 --> 01:22:10.896 align:center
Any ideas why?

01:22:10.980 --> 01:22:13.230 align:center
I'll go.
I think he's throwing in the towel.

01:22:13.313 --> 01:22:16.146 align:center
People hate bullies and maybe

01:22:16.230 --> 01:22:18.730 align:center
this whole lawsuit is
making Falcon Airlines look like

01:22:19.813 --> 01:22:21.730 align:center
Regina George on Pink Day.

01:22:26.230 --> 01:22:27.271 align:center
From <i>Mean Girls.</i>

01:22:27.896 --> 01:22:30.771 align:center
The movie <i>Mean Girls.</i>
The film with what's her name?

01:22:30.855 --> 01:22:32.021 align:center
That's not… Don't look at that.

01:22:32.105 --> 01:22:33.563 align:center
- Would you please go home?
- No.

01:22:33.646 --> 01:22:35.480 align:center
I just need to pump.
Daniel, what do you think?

01:22:35.563 --> 01:22:37.230 align:center
- Go home to your child.
- I'm not going to.

01:22:37.313 --> 01:22:38.813 align:center
What about Falcon Airlines?

01:22:39.521 --> 01:22:43.230 align:center
I agree with Sydney. I expect
he wants to withdraw the lawsuit

01:22:43.313 --> 01:22:47.563 align:center
whilst also making an offer
to buy the airline.

01:22:48.146 --> 01:22:49.605 align:center
I mean, that is what they do.

01:22:52.771 --> 01:22:54.230 align:center
You should prepare yourself.

01:22:55.188 --> 01:22:56.605 align:center
It will be a good offer.

01:22:57.730 --> 01:23:01.730 align:center
You could live the rest of your life
doing whatever you want,

01:23:01.813 --> 01:23:03.563 align:center
wherever you want, with…

01:23:04.980 --> 01:23:06.480 align:center
whoever you want.

01:23:11.313 --> 01:23:13.480 align:center
Okay, that's it.
I'm taking her home. Let's go.

01:23:13.563 --> 01:23:14.855 align:center
Sydney. Okay.

01:23:14.938 --> 01:23:17.230 align:center
- Baby needs you.
- Everything's fine.

01:23:25.855 --> 01:23:27.813 align:center
Thank you for joining me, Ms. Cruz.

01:23:27.896 --> 01:23:29.396 align:center
It's my pleasure, Bill.

01:23:30.521 --> 01:23:31.438 align:center
What's up?

01:23:31.521 --> 01:23:33.688 align:center
Yes. Let's get right to it.

01:23:33.771 --> 01:23:38.521 align:center
I want you to release those gates back
to DFW, who will then give them to me.

01:23:40.230 --> 01:23:42.188 align:center
Never going to happen, Bill.

01:23:43.021 --> 01:23:44.938 align:center
This silly lawsuit is not going to work.

01:23:45.938 --> 01:23:48.938 align:center
Yes, Charles Johnson and I had dinner
and coffee the next morning.

01:23:49.021 --> 01:23:51.313 align:center
All I did was tell him
I'd get more flights

01:23:51.396 --> 01:23:52.646 align:center
in and out of his airport,

01:23:52.730 --> 01:23:55.730 align:center
more people
in and out of his bars and restaurants.

01:23:55.813 --> 01:23:57.730 align:center
I didn't bribe him.
I didn't sleep with him.

01:23:57.813 --> 01:23:59.480 align:center
All I did was tell him the truth.

01:24:00.355 --> 01:24:01.771 align:center
We're the better airline.

01:24:03.230 --> 01:24:05.438 align:center
You're right about the lawsuit.

01:24:06.105 --> 01:24:08.480 align:center
It won't work. I knew that.

01:24:10.771 --> 01:24:13.605 align:center
That's why I had a backup plan.

01:24:19.146 --> 01:24:21.021 align:center
You recognize my private investigator?

01:24:21.105 --> 01:24:22.355 align:center
Julie Schatz.

01:24:22.438 --> 01:24:25.021 align:center
She's been following you
to get something I could use against you.

01:24:25.105 --> 01:24:26.438 align:center
And boy, oh boy, did she.

01:24:26.521 --> 01:24:29.355 align:center
I'm sorry,
but it's the only thing I'm good at.

01:24:29.438 --> 01:24:32.521 align:center
Believe me, if I could tap dance,
we wouldn't be here right now.

01:24:32.605 --> 01:24:34.896 align:center
But you two really look good together.

01:24:34.980 --> 01:24:36.230 align:center
That was not a lie.

01:24:38.855 --> 01:24:40.063 align:center
Good old Julie Schatz.

01:24:40.980 --> 01:24:43.605 align:center
Saved me a fortune on my divorce… s.

01:24:44.563 --> 01:24:46.980 align:center
Ah, I'll have the…

01:24:47.813 --> 01:24:49.063 align:center
Macallan 30.

01:24:49.730 --> 01:24:51.646 align:center
- I'm celebrating.
- All right.

01:24:51.730 --> 01:24:52.980 align:center
And for you?

01:24:57.355 --> 01:24:58.771 align:center
He'll release the pictures,

01:24:58.855 --> 01:25:01.688 align:center
which will get me fired
for sleeping with an employee.

01:25:01.771 --> 01:25:05.938 align:center
Unless I release the gates, which will
get me fired for being a shitty CEO.

01:25:06.021 --> 01:25:08.105 align:center
Am I missing a non-shitty option?

01:25:08.855 --> 01:25:13.605 align:center
Sorry, Jackie. I don't see a scenario
where you keep your job here.

01:25:15.813 --> 01:25:17.188 align:center
6-11.

01:25:17.271 --> 01:25:19.021 align:center
Manna from Heaven. 6-11.

01:25:20.480 --> 01:25:23.313 align:center
This is the best breakfast burrito
I've ever had.

01:25:23.396 --> 01:25:25.188 align:center
Because there's love in that burrito.

01:25:25.855 --> 01:25:28.396 align:center
This is my true calling.

01:25:28.480 --> 01:25:31.605 align:center
6-12. Give 'em hell! 6-12.

01:25:31.688 --> 01:25:34.605 align:center
I can't believe that Peter Vance
is running a food truck.

01:25:34.688 --> 01:25:36.355 align:center
Nah, I just work here.

01:25:36.438 --> 01:25:37.813 align:center
I live in service now.

01:25:37.896 --> 01:25:39.980 align:center
I gave Enrique his truck back.

01:25:40.063 --> 01:25:41.605 align:center
He taught me how to cook,

01:25:41.688 --> 01:25:43.396 align:center
how to chew my food properly.

01:25:43.480 --> 01:25:45.355 align:center
<i>Gracias, </i>Enrique.

01:25:45.438 --> 01:25:46.688 align:center
<i>De nada, </i>big dog.

01:25:47.355 --> 01:25:48.355 align:center
He's the best.

01:25:49.480 --> 01:25:52.771 align:center
You know you were the one
I always ran to when I needed advice.

01:25:53.813 --> 01:25:54.896 align:center
You got any now?

01:25:56.313 --> 01:25:59.521 align:center
You just gotta figure out
what's most important to you.

01:26:01.563 --> 01:26:03.813 align:center
There's a voice inside you, Jackie.

01:26:04.980 --> 01:26:07.355 align:center
It took me 40 years to hear mine.

01:26:09.438 --> 01:26:10.938 align:center
All you gotta do is listen.

01:26:11.980 --> 01:26:12.896 align:center
Okay.

01:26:18.021 --> 01:26:19.521 align:center
Best fucking burrito ever!

01:26:20.313 --> 01:26:21.980 align:center
You got that right.

01:26:22.063 --> 01:26:25.021 align:center
6-13. Lean and mean.

01:26:26.105 --> 01:26:27.813 align:center
<i>Vaya con Dios.</i>

01:26:30.813 --> 01:26:33.105 align:center
The equipment is
just sitting there for the taking.

01:26:33.188 --> 01:26:35.271 align:center
At that price,
someone else is gonna grab it.

01:26:35.355 --> 01:26:36.980 align:center
<i>Whoa, Gordita. Slow down.</i>

01:26:37.063 --> 01:26:39.771 align:center
<i>Hear, hear. Thank you, Captain Jack.</i>

01:26:39.855 --> 01:26:40.771 align:center
Okay.

01:26:41.563 --> 01:26:42.938 align:center
Okay, Daddy. We'll wait.

01:26:43.021 --> 01:26:44.021 align:center
<i>Good girl.</i>

01:26:48.438 --> 01:26:49.896 align:center
Do you have a second?

01:26:50.480 --> 01:26:51.313 align:center
Of course.

01:26:51.813 --> 01:26:52.688 align:center
Come in.

01:26:53.771 --> 01:26:55.021 align:center
My…

01:26:57.521 --> 01:26:59.105 align:center
My letter of resignation.

01:27:00.188 --> 01:27:02.563 align:center
Whatever you do, you're gonna
need someone to represent you,

01:27:03.146 --> 01:27:04.396 align:center
and after those pictures,

01:27:04.480 --> 01:27:06.271 align:center
it obviously can't be me.

01:27:07.771 --> 01:27:08.896 align:center
Back to London?

01:27:09.730 --> 01:27:10.730 align:center
Manhattan.

01:27:12.271 --> 01:27:13.980 align:center
Big firm. Reputable.

01:27:14.063 --> 01:27:15.980 align:center
Probably absolutely teeming
with dickheads.

01:27:17.313 --> 01:27:18.480 align:center
Well, good luck.

01:27:19.563 --> 01:27:21.313 align:center
I wish you the best.

01:27:23.730 --> 01:27:26.688 align:center
And please tell Lizzy that
it was your fault that we broke up.

01:27:26.771 --> 01:27:28.396 align:center
Already done. You're good.

01:27:28.980 --> 01:27:29.896 align:center
Thanks.

01:27:31.230 --> 01:27:32.355 align:center
Thank you, Jackie.

01:27:33.688 --> 01:27:35.188 align:center
It has been a pleasure.

01:27:37.605 --> 01:27:38.646 align:center
All of it.

01:27:44.230 --> 01:27:45.563 align:center
Before I go…

01:27:46.313 --> 01:27:47.730 align:center
there is one thing.

01:27:53.230 --> 01:27:56.771 align:center
You are an exceptional CEO.

01:27:59.021 --> 01:28:03.313 align:center
Which is why I cannot understand why
you will let one man tell you what to do.

01:28:05.021 --> 01:28:06.271 align:center
He's got pictures, Daniel.

01:28:06.355 --> 01:28:08.688 align:center
I'm not talking about that prick.
I'm talking about your dad.

01:28:09.938 --> 01:28:11.730 align:center
- What?
- Come on, Jackie.

01:28:11.813 --> 01:28:15.230 align:center
Next to you, he's nothing.
He's a joke. He's a fucking mascot.

01:28:15.313 --> 01:28:17.230 align:center
That's my father
that you're talking about.

01:28:17.313 --> 01:28:19.646 align:center
I know. It's bullshit
you let him push you around.

01:28:19.730 --> 01:28:21.646 align:center
- Nobody pushes me around.
- Come on, Jackie.

01:28:21.730 --> 01:28:24.438 align:center
- He's the only thing standing in your way.
- We're done here.

01:28:26.271 --> 01:28:27.688 align:center
God, I knew you would leave.

01:28:28.313 --> 01:28:29.521 align:center
Good luck in Manhattan.

01:28:34.438 --> 01:28:35.396 align:center
Okay.

01:28:46.438 --> 01:28:50.230 align:center
<i>Wall eyes</i>

01:28:50.313 --> 01:28:51.938 align:center
- Morning.
- Morning.

01:28:52.438 --> 01:28:58.646 align:center
<i>Ceiling felt too high</i>

01:29:00.146 --> 01:29:05.896 align:center
<i>Nights were falling down skies</i>

01:29:07.688 --> 01:29:14.146 align:center
<i>Was no look in the eyes</i>

01:29:16.563 --> 01:29:19.188 align:center
<i>Come back</i>

01:29:21.813 --> 01:29:22.730 align:center
What's up?

01:29:23.938 --> 01:29:24.980 align:center
Have a seat.

01:29:29.563 --> 01:29:33.355 align:center
You've been cleaning up my messes since
you were old enough to push a broom.

01:29:33.438 --> 01:29:36.021 align:center
Since Mom left and Dad took it out on us.

01:29:37.396 --> 01:29:40.480 align:center
For once in your tight-ass life,
look after yourself.

01:29:40.563 --> 01:29:41.980 align:center
What do you want?

01:29:42.063 --> 01:29:43.105 align:center
I don't know.

01:29:45.438 --> 01:29:47.646 align:center
I think I fucked up her whole life.

01:29:49.855 --> 01:29:51.771 align:center
Not sure I can do anything now.

01:29:53.480 --> 01:29:56.230 align:center
You've made huge sacrifices for me

01:29:56.980 --> 01:29:58.146 align:center
and this company.

01:30:00.313 --> 01:30:01.688 align:center
And I am so grateful.

01:30:04.855 --> 01:30:06.230 align:center
Okay, am I about to get fired?

01:30:07.396 --> 01:30:08.355 align:center
No.

01:30:11.105 --> 01:30:12.188 align:center
I'm resigning.

01:30:14.188 --> 01:30:16.563 align:center
This place gives you
a lot of time to think.

01:30:18.230 --> 01:30:22.063 align:center
I've spent many nights going over
and over what I did to put me in here.

01:30:23.438 --> 01:30:24.938 align:center
And if I could erase it

01:30:26.271 --> 01:30:27.438 align:center
and do it again…

01:30:30.938 --> 01:30:31.771 align:center
I would.

01:30:31.855 --> 01:30:33.605 align:center
- I'd cut his fucking head off.
- Lizzy!

01:30:33.688 --> 01:30:35.938 align:center
It still makes me happy
when I think about it.

01:30:36.480 --> 01:30:37.938 align:center
So whatever you decide…

01:30:38.646 --> 01:30:41.813 align:center
make sure you can live with it locked up
in a box for the rest of your life.

01:30:43.396 --> 01:30:48.313 align:center
<i>Come back</i>

01:30:51.021 --> 01:30:58.021 align:center
<i>Come back</i>

01:30:58.688 --> 01:31:02.396 align:center
<i>Was wild and unsure</i>

01:31:02.480 --> 01:31:06.355 align:center
<i>And naked and pure</i>

01:31:06.438 --> 01:31:11.313 align:center
<i>Come back</i>

01:31:15.146 --> 01:31:17.605 align:center
A Sydney Bloom is here to see you.

01:31:17.688 --> 01:31:20.563 align:center
She brought a… a baby.

01:31:21.146 --> 01:31:23.146 align:center
Sydney, what a pleasant surprise.
I was just--

01:31:25.021 --> 01:31:27.980 align:center
You chicken shit,
milquetoast piece of crap.

01:31:28.063 --> 01:31:29.938 align:center
You're gonna make Jackie do this alone?

01:31:30.021 --> 01:31:31.730 align:center
When it's your fucking fault
she's doing it.

01:31:31.813 --> 01:31:35.188 align:center
You're no longer pregnant so I don't
have to put up with your shit anymore.

01:31:35.271 --> 01:31:36.646 align:center
Trust me, sir.

01:31:36.730 --> 01:31:39.813 align:center
You have not begun to see my shit.

01:31:39.896 --> 01:31:43.188 align:center
How could you do this to her
with your mayonnaise, ice cream face?

01:31:43.271 --> 01:31:47.146 align:center
I have a long list of things I would like
to say about your face, but I won't do it.

01:31:47.230 --> 01:31:49.271 align:center
What? Cut from marble? Perfect?

01:31:49.355 --> 01:31:51.230 align:center
Michelle Pfeiffer on steroids?

01:31:51.313 --> 01:31:53.521 align:center
Benedict Cumberbatch in a porn wig, huh?

01:31:53.605 --> 01:31:55.230 align:center
Sydney, for the love of God,

01:31:55.313 --> 01:31:58.605 align:center
would you please tell me
what it is you're actually referring to?

01:31:58.688 --> 01:31:59.646 align:center
This.

01:32:04.355 --> 01:32:05.521 align:center
- Right.
- Yeah.

01:32:08.646 --> 01:32:10.188 align:center
- How's the baby?
- Incredible.

01:32:10.771 --> 01:32:13.563 align:center
Resigning for personal reasons.

01:32:14.646 --> 01:32:16.230 align:center
Bullshit, <i>Gordita.</i>

01:32:18.313 --> 01:32:19.313 align:center
You sure?

01:32:19.396 --> 01:32:20.271 align:center
Well…

01:32:20.938 --> 01:32:23.521 align:center
Then he can't use those stupid pictures.

01:32:24.271 --> 01:32:26.605 align:center
Air Cruz keeps the gates, keeps growing.

01:32:27.938 --> 01:32:30.855 align:center
I realize that
that's what's most important to me.

01:32:31.646 --> 01:32:32.771 align:center
The company.

01:32:33.355 --> 01:32:36.230 align:center
I've worked too hard
to just let it all fall apart.

01:32:37.688 --> 01:32:38.938 align:center
So I'll resign.

01:32:42.980 --> 01:32:44.771 align:center
Trust me, the board will be thrilled.

01:32:44.855 --> 01:32:46.605 align:center
Fuck the board.

01:32:46.688 --> 01:32:49.105 align:center
Dad, don't do that, okay?

01:32:50.021 --> 01:32:52.188 align:center
You love this. This is great for you.

01:32:52.271 --> 01:32:54.896 align:center
You get to swoop in and save the day,

01:32:54.980 --> 01:32:57.355 align:center
and take over until
they find a replacement for me.

01:32:57.438 --> 01:32:58.396 align:center
Why are you like this?

01:32:58.480 --> 01:33:01.605 align:center
You know the only thing
I will not miss from my job?

01:33:02.105 --> 01:33:05.438 align:center
Is standing in front of the board with
that frozen smile while you belittle me.

01:33:05.521 --> 01:33:07.271 align:center
They see me kicking your ass,
then they don't do it.

01:33:07.355 --> 01:33:11.438 align:center
Okay, that's bullshit.
How about nobody kicks my ass?

01:33:11.521 --> 01:33:14.980 align:center
How about nobody
calls me fucking <i>gordita </i>at work?

01:33:15.063 --> 01:33:16.730 align:center
It's a term of affection.

01:33:16.813 --> 01:33:19.438 align:center
It keeps them thinking
I'm the same girl sitting on your lap

01:33:19.521 --> 01:33:21.521 align:center
while you do the actual flying.

01:33:22.271 --> 01:33:24.313 align:center
And we both know who did what, Dad.

01:33:25.313 --> 01:33:27.938 align:center
Hold yourself right there, lady. Wait.

01:33:29.730 --> 01:33:31.146 align:center
Let's get one thing straight.

01:33:31.730 --> 01:33:33.271 align:center
I started this.

01:33:33.813 --> 01:33:35.188 align:center
This is my airline.

01:33:35.271 --> 01:33:37.438 align:center
And you were going bankrupt.

01:33:38.271 --> 01:33:41.521 align:center
You were thinking about
taking on crop-dusting jobs.

01:33:41.605 --> 01:33:43.230 align:center
I said go bigger.

01:33:43.313 --> 01:33:47.021 align:center
I went out and got the money to get more
planes. I pushed to go commercial.

01:33:48.438 --> 01:33:51.480 align:center
Why is it so hard
for you to acknowledge what I did?

01:33:51.563 --> 01:33:52.396 align:center
Come on.

01:33:53.021 --> 01:33:56.980 align:center
I've always said that you're a great CEO.
Haven't I always said that?

01:33:57.980 --> 01:33:59.063 align:center
Not once.

01:34:14.980 --> 01:34:18.480 align:center
At the top of the hour,
Air Cruz CEO Jacqueline Cruz

01:34:18.563 --> 01:34:22.980 align:center
will be making an announcement
and investors are watching closely.

01:34:23.063 --> 01:34:25.396 align:center
The company declined
to comment ahead of time

01:34:25.480 --> 01:34:28.271 align:center
<i>but expectations are high</i>
<i>that this could signal</i>

01:34:28.355 --> 01:34:30.438 align:center
<i>a meaningful change for the airline.</i>

01:34:31.021 --> 01:34:32.813 align:center
When she's done, do me a favor.

01:34:33.521 --> 01:34:35.313 align:center
Remind me to send some flowers.

01:34:36.396 --> 01:34:37.521 align:center
To myself.

01:34:39.355 --> 01:34:42.105 align:center
I don't expect much pushback,

01:34:42.188 --> 01:34:45.146 align:center
because, quite frankly,
they can't afford it.

01:34:46.605 --> 01:34:51.230 align:center
I see our good friends at Sandlex
Pharmaceuticals are being sued again.

01:34:51.813 --> 01:34:54.521 align:center
I think this is one for you,
Mr. Blanchflower.

01:34:57.355 --> 01:34:58.605 align:center
Mr. Blanchflower.

01:34:59.855 --> 01:35:02.063 align:center
Jesus, it's like talking to my own kids.

01:35:02.146 --> 01:35:03.146 align:center
Daniel!

01:35:05.605 --> 01:35:07.771 align:center
I'm… sorry, sir.

01:35:07.855 --> 01:35:11.063 align:center
I think you need to get someone else.

01:35:11.146 --> 01:35:14.480 align:center
I'm very grateful
for the job you gave me, but…

01:35:15.313 --> 01:35:16.313 align:center
I…

01:35:20.021 --> 01:35:20.938 align:center
…quit.

01:35:21.980 --> 01:35:24.563 align:center
Excuse me? You can't just up and quit.

01:35:24.646 --> 01:35:28.438 align:center
Please forgive me, but I have
45 minutes to get to New Jersey

01:35:28.521 --> 01:35:31.230 align:center
to stop the woman I love
from making a terrible mistake.

01:35:31.313 --> 01:35:34.438 align:center
Good luck defending the billion-dollar
pharmaceutical company.

01:35:38.230 --> 01:35:41.105 align:center
Pick up. Pick up, pick up, pick up.

01:35:41.605 --> 01:35:43.730 align:center
Come on, Blankpowder, pick up.

01:35:50.563 --> 01:35:53.188 align:center
Yes, I will leave a message,
and the message is this.

01:35:53.271 --> 01:35:56.188 align:center
I always thought you were a gutless bitch,
but I secretly hoped you weren't.

01:35:56.271 --> 01:35:57.896 align:center
Hold, please. Jackie,

01:35:57.980 --> 01:36:01.438 align:center
is there anything that I can say to
convince you not to go through with this?

01:36:01.521 --> 01:36:02.813 align:center
Let's get this over with.

01:36:02.896 --> 01:36:06.313 align:center
I could pull the fire alarm
after I set fire to the building.

01:36:07.563 --> 01:36:08.521 align:center
Wish me luck.

01:36:10.980 --> 01:36:12.688 align:center
If you are not here in 30 seconds,

01:36:12.771 --> 01:36:16.813 align:center
I will crush your skull with my bare hands
and then shove it right up your…

01:36:16.896 --> 01:36:18.355 align:center
Cunts!

01:36:20.105 --> 01:36:21.521 align:center
You're all a bunch of cunts!

01:36:22.105 --> 01:36:23.355 align:center
The bad kind!

01:36:44.938 --> 01:36:47.355 align:center
Quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet. Here it comes.

01:36:48.021 --> 01:36:49.313 align:center
Schatz, turn it up.

01:36:49.938 --> 01:36:51.188 align:center
- Turn it up!
- All right.

01:36:51.980 --> 01:36:53.146 align:center
Good morning.

01:36:55.105 --> 01:36:56.313 align:center
<i>I want to welcome</i>

01:36:56.813 --> 01:36:59.396 align:center
<i>our colleagues and our guests and…</i>

01:37:00.313 --> 01:37:03.521 align:center
Thank you all for taking the time
to be here today.

01:37:09.021 --> 01:37:12.646 align:center
I know most of you
are expecting me to announce

01:37:12.730 --> 01:37:15.396 align:center
our expansion into Dallas-Fort Worth…

01:37:17.771 --> 01:37:19.355 align:center
but that's not what I'm…

01:37:19.980 --> 01:37:21.146 align:center
Jackie!

01:37:22.313 --> 01:37:23.563 align:center
<i>Jackie!</i>

01:37:24.063 --> 01:37:25.230 align:center
<i>Jackie!</i>

01:37:27.188 --> 01:37:28.771 align:center
About fucking time.

01:37:34.021 --> 01:37:37.188 align:center
What I'm here to tell you

01:37:37.855 --> 01:37:39.646 align:center
is that I've made a decision…

01:37:41.063 --> 01:37:42.605 align:center
and I am stepping down.

01:37:42.688 --> 01:37:44.063 align:center
I am so sorry I'm late.

01:37:44.146 --> 01:37:45.730 align:center
The Holland Tunnel was bumper to bumper.

01:37:45.813 --> 01:37:48.730 align:center
It's insane to me
that that's how you lot get around.

01:37:48.813 --> 01:37:49.688 align:center
Two lanes?

01:37:50.271 --> 01:37:52.855 align:center
If one bad thing happens,
two cities shut down.

01:37:52.938 --> 01:37:56.813 align:center
Mr. Blanchflower, we are
in the middle of a press conference here.

01:37:56.896 --> 01:37:58.188 align:center
Ms. Cruz…

01:37:59.063 --> 01:38:01.980 align:center
I needed to tell you something
before you did this. Could we…

01:38:02.063 --> 01:38:04.063 align:center
Could we please take a moment outside?

01:38:05.063 --> 01:38:07.021 align:center
You have everybody's attention.

01:38:07.771 --> 01:38:10.063 align:center
If you have something to say, just say it.

01:38:13.313 --> 01:38:14.521 align:center
But it's private.

01:38:17.563 --> 01:38:18.563 align:center
Right.

01:38:21.313 --> 01:38:23.396 align:center
Well, then it's gonna have to wait.

01:38:26.355 --> 01:38:28.355 align:center
Please excuse the interruption.

01:38:29.146 --> 01:38:30.480 align:center
As I was saying…

01:38:31.271 --> 01:38:33.021 align:center
I have made the decision…

01:38:33.771 --> 01:38:36.438 align:center
- and I am stepping down.
- Ms. Cruz and I slept together.

01:38:36.521 --> 01:38:38.021 align:center
What the fuck?

01:38:39.771 --> 01:38:40.646 align:center
There.

01:38:41.230 --> 01:38:42.230 align:center
I said it.

01:38:42.855 --> 01:38:44.313 align:center
Now everyone knows…

01:38:44.813 --> 01:38:48.438 align:center
and he can't do anything
with those stupid pictures

01:38:48.521 --> 01:38:50.105 align:center
in which you look really beautiful.

01:38:50.188 --> 01:38:51.021 align:center
No, no, no, no.

01:38:51.105 --> 01:38:53.230 align:center
- <i>Ms. Cruz and I…</i>
- No, no, no, no.

01:38:53.313 --> 01:38:57.688 align:center
<i>…violated this company's zero-tolerance</i>
<i>policy on interoffice relationships.</i>

01:38:58.938 --> 01:39:01.688 align:center
But our relationship wasn't inappropriate.

01:39:02.480 --> 01:39:03.646 align:center
It was

01:39:04.396 --> 01:39:06.271 align:center
appropriate and…

01:39:07.605 --> 01:39:08.438 align:center
magical.

01:39:10.771 --> 01:39:13.771 align:center
We did try to be professional.
We really did but…

01:39:15.605 --> 01:39:18.313 align:center
I got a boner just talking to her.
I mean, you've seen her.

01:39:18.396 --> 01:39:19.646 align:center
She's so fit. It's unbelievable.

01:39:19.730 --> 01:39:23.105 align:center
Daniel, that actually was private.
Some things are private.

01:39:23.188 --> 01:39:26.646 align:center
This is all new to me. I don't know where
the line is. I do now. Boner is too far.

01:39:26.730 --> 01:39:28.605 align:center
Anything below the waist, too far.

01:39:29.646 --> 01:39:30.688 align:center
Understood.

01:39:31.813 --> 01:39:34.813 align:center
Jackie. My God, it's hot in here.

01:39:35.480 --> 01:39:37.771 align:center
It was freezing outside
and it's boiling in here.

01:39:40.313 --> 01:39:41.980 align:center
Let's fight him, Jackie.

01:39:43.188 --> 01:39:45.855 align:center
That's what I would have
said to you 15 minutes ago

01:39:45.938 --> 01:39:47.938 align:center
if the Holland Tunnel had
more than two lanes.

01:39:48.021 --> 01:39:50.563 align:center
It's honestly
the maddest thing I've ever seen.

01:39:50.646 --> 01:39:52.438 align:center
You should have taken the bridge.

01:39:53.188 --> 01:39:56.480 align:center
You're right.
You're always right. You're undefeated.

01:39:59.105 --> 01:40:00.730 align:center
Don't quit, Jackie.

01:40:02.021 --> 01:40:03.438 align:center
You're too bloody good at this.

01:40:05.938 --> 01:40:07.188 align:center
The Brit's right.

01:40:08.271 --> 01:40:10.438 align:center
He's finally talking sense.

01:40:11.438 --> 01:40:14.730 align:center
She's the brains behind this operation.
Always has been.

01:40:17.313 --> 01:40:19.105 align:center
And if she goes, I go.

01:40:20.563 --> 01:40:22.021 align:center
You knock me out.

01:40:22.855 --> 01:40:24.355 align:center
Ms. Cruz.

01:40:32.396 --> 01:40:34.063 align:center
It took me 30 years…

01:40:36.688 --> 01:40:39.146 align:center
and a very polite British lawyer

01:40:39.230 --> 01:40:41.230 align:center
to finally stand up to that man.

01:40:42.646 --> 01:40:43.813 align:center
Thank you, Daddy.

01:40:43.896 --> 01:40:45.105 align:center
You're welcome, baby.

01:40:46.938 --> 01:40:48.355 align:center
God. That was meant for him.

01:40:48.438 --> 01:40:51.271 align:center
I'm so sorry. Of course it was.
My apologies, sir. Forgive me.

01:40:54.563 --> 01:40:55.605 align:center
Jackie.

01:40:57.230 --> 01:40:59.188 align:center
You once told me
to always tell you the truth.

01:41:02.771 --> 01:41:03.980 align:center
So here's the truth.

01:41:08.188 --> 01:41:09.146 align:center
I love you.

01:41:12.188 --> 01:41:14.271 align:center
I do. I love this woman.

01:41:16.730 --> 01:41:17.813 align:center
I love you.

01:41:18.605 --> 01:41:20.230 align:center
And I want to work with you.

01:41:20.938 --> 01:41:24.230 align:center
I want to spend the rest of our lives
together for all the days we have left

01:41:24.313 --> 01:41:26.688 align:center
until we die
and come back as a worm and a cat.

01:41:29.730 --> 01:41:30.730 align:center
Psst!

01:41:31.688 --> 01:41:32.563 align:center
Press conference.

01:41:34.563 --> 01:41:36.188 align:center
We're currently at a press conference.

01:41:36.271 --> 01:41:37.271 align:center
Right.

01:41:44.313 --> 01:41:45.313 align:center
No.

01:41:48.230 --> 01:41:49.605 align:center
I'm not stepping down.

01:41:52.188 --> 01:41:54.730 align:center
It's my name on the side of that plane

01:41:54.813 --> 01:41:57.021 align:center
and a graphic I designed in crayon

01:41:57.105 --> 01:42:00.188 align:center
sitting on the floor of my dad's office
when I was 12 years old.

01:42:02.896 --> 01:42:04.813 align:center
And I'll tell you something else.

01:42:05.980 --> 01:42:08.896 align:center
Daniel isn't the only relationship
that I've had at work.

01:42:11.313 --> 01:42:12.730 align:center
I've had relationships…

01:42:13.480 --> 01:42:14.855 align:center
with all my employees.

01:42:18.188 --> 01:42:19.521 align:center
They're my family.

01:42:20.605 --> 01:42:22.980 align:center
From now on, I'm going to make sure
you guys all know

01:42:23.063 --> 01:42:25.021 align:center
how much you mean to me.

01:42:27.230 --> 01:42:29.355 align:center
Because I'm not going anywhere.

01:42:32.188 --> 01:42:35.021 align:center
I am standing here to proudly announce

01:42:35.105 --> 01:42:38.146 align:center
that we are expanding
into Dallas-Fort Worth.

01:42:38.730 --> 01:42:43.146 align:center
And anyone who wants to fight me on
that is going to need a hell of a lawyer.

01:42:43.230 --> 01:42:45.230 align:center
Because I've got
the best one in New Jersey.

01:42:47.521 --> 01:42:50.146 align:center
Which means
I have the best one in the world.

01:42:50.730 --> 01:42:52.313 align:center
Yo, Jersey!

01:42:52.896 --> 01:42:54.188 align:center
Jersey!

01:42:54.271 --> 01:42:55.521 align:center
Jersey, baby!

01:42:56.396 --> 01:42:59.146 align:center
Yes! Go on, brother!

01:43:01.980 --> 01:43:03.271 align:center
Turn it off, Schatz.

01:43:04.021 --> 01:43:06.021 align:center
Schatz! Turn it off!

01:43:11.105 --> 01:43:13.646 align:center
You know, I could still lose
my job, my company,

01:43:13.730 --> 01:43:15.396 align:center
and everything I've worked for.

01:43:17.730 --> 01:43:20.021 align:center
I won't let you fall out of the sky.

01:43:39.896 --> 01:43:44.563 align:center
<i>I need love, love to ease my mind</i>

01:43:44.646 --> 01:43:48.938 align:center
<i>I need to find</i>
<i>Find someone to call mine</i>

01:43:49.021 --> 01:43:51.313 align:center
<i>But mama said you can't hurry love</i>

01:43:51.396 --> 01:43:54.813 align:center
So, I got your memo about
interoffice relationships--

01:43:54.896 --> 01:43:58.855 align:center
Yeah. It states that they are permitted
as long as they are declared.

01:43:58.938 --> 01:43:59.896 align:center
- Right there.
- Yeah.

01:43:59.980 --> 01:44:02.896 align:center
So, you know the guy
who looks like a hot elf

01:44:02.980 --> 01:44:04.980 align:center
who works in the mailroom, Marcus?

01:44:05.063 --> 01:44:07.521 align:center
I've been fucking him
for about a year and a half.

01:44:07.605 --> 01:44:09.813 align:center
And he's the father of this child.

01:44:09.896 --> 01:44:11.688 align:center
Breathe, breathe, George.

01:44:11.771 --> 01:44:16.521 align:center
And he's also the creator
of many, many, many, many orgasms.

01:44:17.771 --> 01:44:19.938 align:center
So, just wanted to keep you in the loop.

01:44:20.021 --> 01:44:21.313 align:center
Uh, thank you.

01:44:22.646 --> 01:44:25.688 align:center
So, Heather and I have
started seeing each other.

01:44:26.605 --> 01:44:28.813 align:center
It's just wonderful.

01:44:28.896 --> 01:44:32.146 align:center
Um, we actually finally
went all the way last night.

01:44:32.230 --> 01:44:34.021 align:center
- I don't need the details.
- I don't mind.

01:44:34.105 --> 01:44:37.271 align:center
So, she started by kissing me
on my down there.

01:44:37.355 --> 01:44:39.730 align:center
And then started working in circles.

01:44:39.813 --> 01:44:41.105 align:center
Which, um…

01:44:41.896 --> 01:44:44.813 align:center
Turns out circles are my favorite shape.

01:44:44.896 --> 01:44:45.855 align:center
Quick heads up.

01:44:45.938 --> 01:44:51.230 align:center
Someone broke into my office and
downloaded pornography onto my laptop.

01:44:51.313 --> 01:44:52.438 align:center
And desktop.

01:44:53.521 --> 01:44:54.480 align:center
And phone.

01:44:54.563 --> 01:44:57.646 align:center
Peter Vance and I made love
at the office Christmas party.

01:44:58.230 --> 01:45:00.605 align:center
Everyone knows, Rachael.
We all heard you screaming.

01:45:00.688 --> 01:45:02.771 align:center
Baby… that was him.

01:45:02.855 --> 01:45:04.521 align:center
Ooh, wowza.

01:45:04.605 --> 01:45:09.355 align:center
Gary and I need to disclose that we are
in a consensual, intimate relationship.

01:45:09.438 --> 01:45:11.563 align:center
Okay. So, what is Luke doing here?

01:45:12.063 --> 01:45:12.980 align:center
I watch.

01:45:13.896 --> 01:45:15.605 align:center
We couldn't do it without him.

01:45:16.105 --> 01:45:18.063 align:center
Ah, let me take a wild guess.

01:45:18.146 --> 01:45:20.521 align:center
You're here to tell me
that you two are fucking.

01:45:21.105 --> 01:45:23.896 align:center
We're here to tell you that
we keep duplicating our workload.

01:45:23.980 --> 01:45:26.605 align:center
And we wanted help clarifying
our job descriptions

01:45:26.688 --> 01:45:28.480 align:center
so that we could avoid inefficiencies.

01:45:28.563 --> 01:45:30.063 align:center
Oh, God. I'm sorry.

01:45:30.146 --> 01:45:32.563 align:center
And we're fucking.

01:45:32.646 --> 01:45:33.855 align:center
There it is.

01:45:37.105 --> 01:45:41.521 align:center
Is it okay to send somebody a dick pic
if it's not your dick and it's a drawing?

01:45:42.188 --> 01:45:43.605 align:center
I would like to work here.

01:45:43.688 --> 01:45:45.188 align:center
This is my résumé

01:45:45.271 --> 01:45:48.105 align:center
and, um, some naked pictures of me.

01:45:50.063 --> 01:45:51.813 align:center
Get the fuck out of my office.

01:45:51.896 --> 01:45:56.480 align:center
I just want to let you know that I have
not done anything with anyone.

01:45:57.063 --> 01:45:58.605 align:center
But I'm up for it.

01:45:58.688 --> 01:46:01.313 align:center
Can you write that down? I am up for it.

01:46:01.396 --> 01:46:03.771 align:center
You are up for it
because that's what this says.

01:46:03.855 --> 01:46:06.563 align:center
- I have to ask you to take these down.
- Aw.

01:46:06.646 --> 01:46:07.938 align:center
I sucked off Dave.

01:46:08.021 --> 01:46:08.855 align:center
So did I.

01:46:08.938 --> 01:46:10.605 align:center
Well, Dave went down on me.

01:46:11.188 --> 01:46:13.188 align:center
And you wonder why I'm so tired.

01:46:16.396 --> 01:46:18.396 align:center
But everyone here should get tested.

01:46:18.896 --> 01:46:21.521 align:center
Ms. Cruz, Mr. Blanchflower,
what can I do for you?

01:46:21.605 --> 01:46:24.146 align:center
You want me to make it okay
for people to freely take a shit

01:46:24.230 --> 01:46:25.605 align:center
and throw it at each other?

01:46:25.688 --> 01:46:27.688 align:center
No, George.

01:46:27.771 --> 01:46:30.563 align:center
We just wanted to drop by
and, as per your policy,

01:46:30.646 --> 01:46:31.896 align:center
officially declare that…

01:46:31.980 --> 01:46:33.230 align:center
We're getting married.

01:46:33.938 --> 01:46:35.521 align:center
- No.
- Yes!

01:46:35.605 --> 01:46:38.438 align:center
You're invited. Everyone's invited.
The wedding's going to be in London.

01:46:38.521 --> 01:46:41.688 align:center
A destination wedding,
I know, but, you know, free flight, so.

01:46:41.771 --> 01:46:44.480 align:center
Oh, this is wonderful news.

01:46:44.563 --> 01:46:47.188 align:center
As husband and wife,
your relationship is above board

01:46:47.271 --> 01:46:48.730 align:center
and it's finally
appropriate for the office.

01:46:48.813 --> 01:46:51.021 align:center
Yes! Thought you'd appreciate that.

01:46:51.105 --> 01:46:52.938 align:center
- Very much.
- Thank you so much, George.

01:46:53.021 --> 01:46:54.146 align:center
Thank you, George.

01:46:54.230 --> 01:46:55.688 align:center
This means a lot.

01:46:55.771 --> 01:46:57.771 align:center
You can finally get
a good night's sleep tonight.

01:46:57.855 --> 01:46:58.980 align:center
Yeah, I will.

01:46:59.063 --> 01:47:00.646 align:center
- Open or closed?
- Closed.

01:47:00.730 --> 01:47:01.688 align:center
Thank you, George.

01:47:03.563 --> 01:47:07.938 align:center
<i>You can't hurry love</i>
<i>You just have to wait</i>

01:47:08.021 --> 01:47:09.438 align:center
<i>You gotta trust, give it time</i>

01:47:09.521 --> 01:47:11.396 align:center
Baba ghanoush!

01:47:11.480 --> 01:47:13.480 align:center
<i>No matter how long it takes</i>

01:47:13.563 --> 01:47:15.188 align:center
<i>Now wait</i>

