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I'm leaving you my phone,
Demetrio, with all of my photos,

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videos, and voice messages.

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When you see someone havin' a hard time,
send them one of my messages.

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You have to keep them together.
It's on you to do what I did.

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In other words, try to be me.

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I know it's hard.

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I know you feel fragile
and lost without me around.

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I haven't forgotten
what happened that day.

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Memory number one is for you.

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That was the day
when I loved you the most.

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You were in Ercolano,
at your mother's place,

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fixing the awnings.

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I was in Rome.

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That morning, while I was finding out
that my first child would be a boy…

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…you were falling off the balcony.

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Hey.

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-Dem?
-Mm?

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Are you sleeping?

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You asshole!

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-No, Fausto. Please, don't--
-Let me talk to him.

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-Fausto!
-What did you do?

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I fell off the balcony.

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"I fell off the balcony," my ass.
Don't listen.

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-He jumped off the balcony!
-No.

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Your mother's in shock, understand?
Not speaking!

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She's a mute woman!

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Dem, when you're finished
with this bullshit,

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you're coming to Rome with me.

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-I'm not going anywhere.
-I wasn't asking. You're coming.

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-No.
-Okay. You talked. Now get out.

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All right. I'm leaving.
I wanted to unload on this imbecile here.

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I came all the way
from Rome for this moron!

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Go on!

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I'm sorry about him.

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I didn't get that.

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I said, "Go away!"

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STORY OF MY FAMILY

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What is it?

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What happened?

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Uh… right now?

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Dem, can't it wait till tomorrow morning?

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Uh…

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I'm out at a bar in Testaccio.

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With a guy friend.

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Demetrio? Where are you?

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Oh my God.

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So what happened?

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Tell me the truth.

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Were you just asleep?

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No, I was having dinner with a friend.

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-Who is he?
-Demetrio, will you tell me what happened?

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-It's him.
-"Him"? "Him" who?

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Fausto. He's fucking with me.
See what the light bulb is doing?

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Yes, Dem. It just needs to be replaced.

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You don't think I tried that, Maria?
It did absolutely nothing.

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And there are noises.

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It's his spirit.

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You're just like the Japanese girl.
Are there ghosts here too, or what?

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You're not well.

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Will you sleep here tonight?

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No… please, God, no.

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Come on!

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I left the heat on at my place.
I can't stay here.

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Then you were at home.

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Before going out with my friend.

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Maybe you could learn Morse code
to interpret what Fausto's saying to you.

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Morse code? Line, dash, line?
I already sound crazy.

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Demetrio, you're not crazy.

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You're only coping with your grief,
same as the rest of us,

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each in our own way.

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You see ghosts, but…

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-I have other symptoms.
-Yeah? Like what?

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It's like I've totally lost my sex drive.

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I can't feel my pussy anymore.

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What's with the face?

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I said that on purpose.

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-I knew it'd embarrass you.
-No, I'm not embarrassed.

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Demetrio.

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You're not someone
who can afford to get depressed.

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Really? After all these years,
you're still going on about that?

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For the last time, Maria,
I was fixing an awning for my mother.

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I climbed up the ladder,
and then I fell off.

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I didn't want to kill myself.
It was an accident.

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There you go. Keep blocking it out.

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What am I gonna do
in Rome without my piano?

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Dem, your piano is a pain in the ass,
all right?

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Does ten years of music school
make me a pain?

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Your piano is one of the things
that made you depressed. Trust me.

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You have enough reasons
to take your own life without it.

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Yeah? What reasons?

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You're unemployed, your dad passed away,

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you're madly in love with a woman
who doesn't love you back.

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Dying is okay, Demetrio.
But not from sadness alone.

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I'll die however you want.

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Just give me a keyboard
so I can practice, okay?

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No, no, no.
At my place, only guitars are allowed.

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I don't allow any Mozarts into my home.

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What's Mozart got to do with it?

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He played the harpsichord,
you ignorant ass.

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-What, isn't a piano a harpsichord?
-You think a piano is a harpsichord?

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Yeah.

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Pull over. Let me out.
Turn on your signal. Let me out.

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Wait a second. Stop, stop, stop. Hang on.

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Easy does it.

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Okay, wait. Take it easy. Hold still.

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-See? You flip this up.
-Let's close this.

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Turn you around.

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Hey, asshole!
Can't you see he's disabled? Stop honking!

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-"Disabled"?
-You are disabled.

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-We're crossin'. Wait!
-I'm not disabled.

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All right, you prick, go on through now!

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Go ahead if you're
in such a hurry, asshole!

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Baby?

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Demetrio.

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Hey, Sarah.

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Sorry, I didn't mean to disturb you guys.

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Especially with you pregnant,
but he gave me no choice.

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It's great to see you. How are you doing?

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I fell off the roof.
It was an accident, I swear.

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Don't worry about it.

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You'll be fine with us.
I promise you that.

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-Hey.
-Hi.

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I'll show him around, okay?

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And the house tour begins.

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-Why are you doing the voice?
-You're an idiot.

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Good morning.

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-Good morning.
-How can I help?

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Okay, so… I'm here to try and cancel
my friend's cell phone plan.

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Then tell your friend to come in.

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He passed.

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Don't you want to check
if there's messages first?

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Often, people have sent messages

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to the person
before knowing they've passed.

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Then I should… check first?

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Yeah, but not right here. Over there.

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LIBERO
HI

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HI, DAD. I MISS YOU.

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Hi, Fausto.
My name's Veronica. I'm Serena's mom.

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My daughter met your son Libero
at summer camp in the mountains.

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We'll be in Rome in a few days,
and Serena would love to see him again.

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-So? Should I cancel it?
-No. I'll keep it for now.

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This restaurant was recommended
to me by a colleague.

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I apologize if the food
wasn't what you like, or--

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No, Sergio, you don't…
you don't have to apologize.

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In fact, it was very kind of you
to organize my birthday, wasn't it?

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I really liked the food.
I thought my burger was good.

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Thanks, Ercole.

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You, Libero?

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Have you decided on the tiramisu?

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She just asked you a question.
Do you want tiramisu?

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Valerio, leave him alone.

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Do you want tiramisu?

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Will somebody tell him
he's just making things worse?

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Mom, will you shut up?

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You want to ruin my birthday,
Valerio? Huh?

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-Sure!
-Hmm?

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Your mother's right.
No need to make a scene here.

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Can we please just--

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You wanna know why I'm like this?

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-You wanna hear what he wrote about us?
-Did you go through my backpack?

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I didn't. I got this
straight from your Italian teacher.

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-Don't read it.
-Oh, we're gonna read it.

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Valerio.

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Just so everyone knows that Uncle Valerio

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isn't crazy.

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"Essay."

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"Life with My Family"

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"It's too noisy at our house.
Everybody talks too loud."

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"They act cheerful,
but they're all always on edge

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and very sad. "

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"My grandma is an old lady
who dresses like a young girl."

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"She pretends to look after us,
but she couldn't care less."

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"All she cares about,
is her own business."

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"And now she's even got a boyfriend."

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"She treats him badly because he's poor

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and she'd like to have
a rich, handsome man."

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You don't treat me badly.

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And you're not poor anyway.

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"My uncle Valerio
can barely read or write."

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"He's very ignorant."

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"He wants to be head of the family
but can't do anything."

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"My father didn't trust him
when he was alive

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because everybody knows
my uncle also does drugs."

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That's enough.

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What? Nothing to say?

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Look, Valerio, we're
in the middle of the anger phase.

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There's no need to add more fuel
to the fire.

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"Anger phase"? What is that?

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I read it in the book
that Sergio gave me as a gift.

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Oh. What book?

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What book, Sergio?

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Practical and Psychological Tools
for Coping with… with Grief.

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-With grief.
-Yeah.

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What the hell does grief
have to do with anything?

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He wrote in an essay that I do drugs. Now…

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First of all, that's a lie.

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But whatever. The important thing
is that if anyone reads this,

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we could all get in trouble.

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Libero, come back. Get back here now!

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-Here's the cake.
-Well, happy birthday.

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-Enjoy.
-Thanks, Valerio. Thank you.

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Come. Let's sing.

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-♪ Happy birthday… ♪
-♪ Day to-- ♪

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Happy birthday.

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We've got to do something.

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Yeah. I know. Demetrio, it's your turn.

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-And tell him what?
-I don't know. Improvise.

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What if I mess up and say the wrong thing?

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Then mess up, Demetrio.

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Enough with these fixations, all right?
Look, repeat after me.

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Fixations are bullshit.

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All right.

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Go!

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Everything here is… blue.

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Have you noticed?

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Everything's blue.

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The chairs are blue,
the sofas are blue. It's all… blue.

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What are you saying?

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Try something else.

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I, uh…

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I checked your dad's phone
and… found a message

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from the mom of one of your friends.

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What friend is that?

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Serena, you know her?

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Serena from summer camp in the mountains?

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-The one in Asiago?
-Yeah.

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Then it's her. Yeah, I think it's her.

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Uh, her mom said in the message
that they'll be in Rome

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in the next few days.

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-They want to see you.
-Yeah, that's great.

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Can you take me there?

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-Uh, take you?
-Yeah.

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-S… sure.
-Okay.

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-Okay?
-Yeah.

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We're having rice and cabbage again?

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What do you want from me now?
It's good. It's healthy.

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I'm sick of it.

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Fine, we'll eat that again today.

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-My goodness.
-Oh, by the way.

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Next week, you're starting work.

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I still have physical therapy.

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In the morning, you'll do physical therapy

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and work with me in the afternoon.

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As if I'd want to be a real estate agent.

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-So what do you want to do, Dem?
-Nothing. I want to go back home.

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Dem, I love you, but all you'll do
is jump off the roof again.

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Again with this bullshit?

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Bullshit, huh? Don't you dare deny it.

00:13:07.416 --> 00:13:08.416 align:center
It was just…

00:13:09.125 --> 00:13:10.750 align:center
-Baby!
-Hello.

00:13:10.833 --> 00:13:14.083 align:center
-Hey, baby. Rice and cabbage again.
-Really?

00:13:14.166 --> 00:13:17.583 align:center
It's healthy. It's good.
What more do you want?

00:13:18.750 --> 00:13:20.583 align:center
-Hey.
-Hello.

00:13:22.541 --> 00:13:25.291 align:center
-You want to see the baby?
-Oh, yeah!

00:13:26.916 --> 00:13:28.916 align:center
Hold on, hold on, hold on.

00:13:35.208 --> 00:13:38.000 align:center
-Is his head supposed to be that big?
-It's not big. It's normal.

00:13:38.083 --> 00:13:40.791 align:center
-You see what I mean?
-You're crazy. It's normal.

00:13:40.875 --> 00:13:43.083 align:center
And maybe this is his little ding-a-ling.

00:13:43.166 --> 00:13:45.875 align:center
No, you didn't just call it
a "ding-a-ling."

00:13:45.958 --> 00:13:47.041 align:center
Then what do you call it?

00:13:47.125 --> 00:13:49.500 align:center
-A ding-dong?
-It doesn't matter, baby.

00:13:52.958 --> 00:13:55.375 align:center
-You like it?
-I love it so much.

00:13:56.041 --> 00:13:57.125 align:center
Mm.

00:14:00.333 --> 00:14:02.875 align:center
-How did you do it?
-Do what?

00:14:02.958 --> 00:14:04.083 align:center
Get the life you have.

00:14:04.166 --> 00:14:07.000 align:center
She's funny, pretty,
and she loves you. How did you do that?

00:14:07.083 --> 00:14:08.833 align:center
-Sheer luck, my friend.
-No, it's not luck.

00:14:08.916 --> 00:14:11.166 align:center
It is. It's luck, Demetrio. I'm not smart.

00:14:12.625 --> 00:14:15.000 align:center
You gotta be a bit dumb
to be happy, you know?

00:14:15.583 --> 00:14:17.125 align:center
-What are you, again?
-Sad.

00:14:17.208 --> 00:14:18.625 align:center
That's because you're smart.

00:14:19.125 --> 00:14:20.833 align:center
You see, it's very straightforward.

00:14:20.916 --> 00:14:22.541 align:center
When are you coming back?

00:14:23.125 --> 00:14:25.416 align:center
-I don't know.
-Have fun!

00:14:27.916 --> 00:14:29.625 align:center
You think we should bring Ercole?

00:14:30.125 --> 00:14:32.416 align:center
-No.
-We could take the subway.

00:14:32.916 --> 00:14:34.916 align:center
What if they want to go
on a tour of Rome, though?

00:14:35.000 --> 00:14:37.458 align:center
The subway's great.
There's always so much traffic.

00:14:37.541 --> 00:14:38.791 align:center
It's really busy at this hour.

00:14:38.875 --> 00:14:40.708 align:center
-Demetrio.
-What?

00:14:40.791 --> 00:14:43.833 align:center
-Let's not make a bad impression.
-What does that mean?

00:14:44.333 --> 00:14:47.125 align:center
That we don't have to be sad
about my dad and everything else.

00:14:47.208 --> 00:14:48.625 align:center
Let's just try to be nice, okay?

00:14:49.541 --> 00:14:50.791 align:center
Oh, of course.

00:14:51.291 --> 00:14:52.666 align:center
We'll give it a shot.

00:14:56.833 --> 00:14:57.708 align:center
There she is.

00:14:59.416 --> 00:15:00.291 align:center
Go on.

00:15:03.166 --> 00:15:04.541 align:center
-How are you?
-Fine.

00:15:04.625 --> 00:15:05.750 align:center
-Hi!
-Hi.

00:15:05.833 --> 00:15:08.625 align:center
Hey there. I'm Veronica.
And you're Fausto, right?

00:15:08.708 --> 00:15:10.708 align:center
That's right. He's my dad, yeah.

00:15:10.791 --> 00:15:12.666 align:center
Serena has told me
so much about you, Libero.

00:15:12.750 --> 00:15:15.041 align:center
And about you.
Your son talks a lot about you.

00:15:15.125 --> 00:15:17.333 align:center
-Oh yeah?
-Yeah.

00:15:17.416 --> 00:15:20.083 align:center
-So where are we headed?
-Well, that's, uh…

00:15:20.166 --> 00:15:21.500 align:center
For us to figure out.

00:15:21.583 --> 00:15:22.916 align:center
-Sure.
-'Kay?

00:15:29.375 --> 00:15:30.291 align:center
-Ready?
-Yeah.

00:15:30.375 --> 00:15:33.333 align:center
First, I take the coin,
I put it in my hand,

00:15:33.416 --> 00:15:36.708 align:center
then I wave over it,
and the coin disappears.

00:15:36.791 --> 00:15:39.416 align:center
-Wow, that was really good.
-My dad taught me that one.

00:15:43.708 --> 00:15:46.416 align:center
So then… are you separated too?

00:15:47.333 --> 00:15:48.750 align:center
-Yes.
-Hmm.

00:15:48.833 --> 00:15:51.916 align:center
And you manage with two children?
Look at you.

00:15:53.083 --> 00:15:54.375 align:center
Well…

00:15:55.958 --> 00:15:59.208 align:center
You know, I just jump in.
I jump into things headfirst, I guess.

00:15:59.291 --> 00:16:03.000 align:center
-When in doubt, I say, "Let yourself go!"
-Mm!

00:16:04.083 --> 00:16:09.166 align:center
Yeah. If I've learned anything
in this life, it's uh… I mean…

00:16:09.250 --> 00:16:11.875 align:center
Well, if you want to be happy,
then you can't be too smart. You know?

00:16:11.958 --> 00:16:14.083 align:center
-That's true.
-Yep.

00:16:21.541 --> 00:16:23.500 align:center
Whoa, what happened here?

00:16:24.208 --> 00:16:26.708 align:center
Oh, Sarah. Forgive me for the mess.
I'm sorry.

00:16:26.791 --> 00:16:28.541 align:center
I have permission from Fausto.

00:16:28.625 --> 00:16:31.000 align:center
He told me to look in here
for a suit, and I found one.

00:16:31.083 --> 00:16:33.333 align:center
Now I'm just hoping
there's a shirt to go with it.

00:16:33.416 --> 00:16:34.958 align:center
It's for a work thing, you know? Yeah…

00:16:35.041 --> 00:16:37.208 align:center
Of course, try on whatever you like.

00:16:37.291 --> 00:16:38.166 align:center
Thanks.

00:16:38.250 --> 00:16:41.208 align:center
-You're eating here tonight?
-Yeah, I thought I would.

00:16:41.291 --> 00:16:44.208 align:center
I think we could get ourselves
some roast chicken and potatoes.

00:16:44.291 --> 00:16:47.208 align:center
-Why not? That's fine by me.
-Fucking cabbage.

00:16:47.291 --> 00:16:49.541 align:center
Fucking cabbage, yeah.

00:16:49.625 --> 00:16:52.458 align:center
All right, uh…
I'll put my shoes on, and we'll go.

00:16:52.541 --> 00:16:53.791 align:center
Okay, okay.

00:16:54.291 --> 00:16:55.666 align:center
This one…?

00:16:56.708 --> 00:16:57.750 align:center
Nah.

00:17:02.250 --> 00:17:05.291 align:center
Hmm. Maybe this.

00:17:05.375 --> 00:17:06.500 align:center
What's that?

00:17:08.083 --> 00:17:10.166 align:center
Oh, I'm sorry, Sarah. Uh…

00:17:10.250 --> 00:17:12.250 align:center
I took it. I suppose it must be yours.

00:17:12.333 --> 00:17:14.041 align:center
It was… It was in here. It was…

00:17:14.125 --> 00:17:16.291 align:center
-You found it in there?
-Yeah, I'll put it right back.

00:17:16.375 --> 00:17:17.625 align:center
-Give it to me.
-Oh.

00:17:38.625 --> 00:17:40.750 align:center
Fucking dick!

00:17:41.875 --> 00:17:45.416 align:center
Sarah, everything okay?
What's going on!? Whoa!

00:17:45.500 --> 00:17:47.583 align:center
-Who is she?
-"She?"

00:17:47.666 --> 00:17:49.916 align:center
-The girl he's screwing!
-What girl?

00:17:50.000 --> 00:17:52.041 align:center
Who's the cunt
that brought this in my house?

00:17:52.125 --> 00:17:53.416 align:center
How the hell should I know?

00:17:53.500 --> 00:17:55.583 align:center
Is he fucking another girl? Yes or no?

00:17:55.666 --> 00:17:59.041 align:center
I swear he's not. No! No! No!

00:18:00.791 --> 00:18:02.583 align:center
Fucking piece of shit!

00:18:04.541 --> 00:18:06.208 align:center
Fucking cunt!

00:18:07.583 --> 00:18:08.416 align:center
Sarah!

00:18:11.416 --> 00:18:12.416 align:center
Sarah!

00:18:13.583 --> 00:18:15.416 align:center
Sarah, answer me!

00:18:35.416 --> 00:18:36.375 align:center
Sarah.

00:18:37.541 --> 00:18:38.916 align:center
Look, I swear to you.

00:18:40.500 --> 00:18:42.291 align:center
I don't know if he's cheating,

00:18:43.125 --> 00:18:44.916 align:center
but I know he's in love with you.

00:18:45.583 --> 00:18:47.333 align:center
I've never seen him
so in love with anyone.

00:18:47.416 --> 00:18:49.208 align:center
I just remembered it's mine.

00:18:51.708 --> 00:18:53.250 align:center
Wait, it's yours?

00:18:53.833 --> 00:18:55.250 align:center
I remember it now.

00:18:58.833 --> 00:19:01.166 align:center
Sometimes I have these attacks.

00:19:02.666 --> 00:19:05.583 align:center
It's like all of a sudden,
I drift away from myself,

00:19:06.208 --> 00:19:09.166 align:center
and I don't recognize my home
or any people.

00:19:10.833 --> 00:19:15.291 align:center
One time, I couldn't even recognize
my own face in the mirror.

00:19:19.125 --> 00:19:22.291 align:center
But ever since I've been
with Fausto, I've been fine.

00:19:25.208 --> 00:19:26.541 align:center
Do you believe me?

00:19:30.875 --> 00:19:35.666 align:center
But when I found out that I was pregnant,
I had to stop taking my medication.

00:19:36.250 --> 00:19:38.875 align:center
I'm sorry this had to happen
when you were home.

00:19:41.708 --> 00:19:44.708 align:center
Whatever you do, don't tell Fausto
what happened here today.

00:19:47.875 --> 00:19:48.875 align:center
Okay.

00:19:53.416 --> 00:19:55.416 align:center
Hey, don't run. Slow down!

00:19:56.458 --> 00:20:02.625 align:center
Anyway, if you guys ever find yourselves
in Modena, we'd be delighted to see you.

00:20:02.708 --> 00:20:05.583 align:center
I mean, I know I'd like to see you again.

00:20:07.166 --> 00:20:10.125 align:center
Well, I'd like
to see you again too, Veronica.

00:20:10.625 --> 00:20:12.500 align:center
I was born on Tiber Island, wasn't I?

00:20:12.583 --> 00:20:13.583 align:center
You? Yeah.

00:20:13.666 --> 00:20:16.083 align:center
I showed her the pictures.

00:20:16.166 --> 00:20:18.250 align:center
How cute!

00:20:18.333 --> 00:20:21.250 align:center
You were so cute.
Come on, now. It's time to say goodbye.

00:20:21.333 --> 00:20:23.333 align:center
Yes, same here. Serena, let's go.

00:20:23.833 --> 00:20:26.750 align:center
Okay. We'll see you in Modena. Hmm? Bye.

00:20:26.833 --> 00:20:28.416 align:center
-Bye, Vero.
-Bye.

00:20:28.500 --> 00:20:29.708 align:center
-Bye.
-See you.

00:20:30.250 --> 00:20:31.708 align:center
-See you, Libero.
-Bye.

00:20:31.791 --> 00:20:33.541 align:center
-Bye, Serena.
-Bye.

00:20:38.125 --> 00:20:39.500 align:center
You like her, don't you?

00:20:40.458 --> 00:20:41.791 align:center
Are you in love with her?

00:20:43.916 --> 00:20:45.083 align:center
Go on and tell her.

00:20:47.000 --> 00:20:50.291 align:center
Listen, Libero, if you don't go tell her
right now, you'll regret it

00:20:50.375 --> 00:20:51.833 align:center
for the rest of your life. Okay?

00:20:51.916 --> 00:20:55.166 align:center
So, listen to me.
Run and tell her right now how you feel.

00:20:55.250 --> 00:20:57.291 align:center
Go on. Go on. Go!

00:20:59.500 --> 00:21:00.541 align:center
Serena!

00:21:18.625 --> 00:21:19.541 align:center
Where is she?

00:21:20.625 --> 00:21:21.666 align:center
-Hey, Lucia.
-Hey.

00:21:22.583 --> 00:21:25.625 align:center
-What beautiful flowers.
-Sergio gave them to me. Aren't they nice?

00:21:25.708 --> 00:21:27.083 align:center
-Pretty.
-He invited me to dinner.

00:21:27.166 --> 00:21:29.083 align:center
-What should I do?
-Hmm?

00:21:29.166 --> 00:21:31.791 align:center
You don't need my permission.
If you want to go…

00:21:31.875 --> 00:21:34.666 align:center
-Is Ercole still out?
-No, Val couldn't take him to music class.

00:21:34.750 --> 00:21:35.958 align:center
What do you mean, he couldn't?

00:21:36.041 --> 00:21:38.750 align:center
-I even said I wanted to--
-I don't know, Maria.

00:21:38.833 --> 00:21:41.416 align:center
He just said that it was too late
and he couldn't go anymore.

00:21:41.916 --> 00:21:43.708 align:center
Poor kid. Where is he now?

00:21:44.208 --> 00:21:47.125 align:center
He's looking for pictures of his dad
in the bedroom closet.

00:21:51.125 --> 00:21:52.291 align:center
Valerio!

00:21:53.541 --> 00:21:54.583 align:center
Where is he?

00:21:55.708 --> 00:21:57.458 align:center
-Valerio?
-Yeah?

00:21:59.958 --> 00:22:02.958 align:center
Why didn't you call me?
I would have taken Ercole to music class.

00:22:03.041 --> 00:22:05.666 align:center
Uncle Valerio?
Do you know what this is for?

00:22:08.208 --> 00:22:10.291 align:center
-Let's--
-I found it in the closet under a blanket.

00:22:10.375 --> 00:22:11.416 align:center
Give me that.

00:22:11.500 --> 00:22:14.458 align:center
-There's a button that turns it on.
-Oh yeah? Where?

00:22:15.875 --> 00:22:17.333 align:center
Where did that come from?

00:22:18.625 --> 00:22:20.625 align:center
-Is it yours?
-Sorry?

00:22:20.708 --> 00:22:22.416 align:center
-Does that belong to you?
-No.

00:22:22.500 --> 00:22:24.458 align:center
Well, if it isn't yours,
whose is it?

00:22:24.958 --> 00:22:27.250 align:center
Seriously, Mom.
There's a child in the house.

00:22:27.333 --> 00:22:29.541 align:center
I've never seen that thing
in my life, Valerio.

00:22:29.625 --> 00:22:30.583 align:center
What is it?

00:22:30.666 --> 00:22:33.833 align:center
We can't tell you what it is, dear.
How do you switch this off?

00:22:33.916 --> 00:22:35.750 align:center
A woman at your age?
You should be ashamed.

00:22:35.833 --> 00:22:38.833 align:center
-Mom! Come on!
-No. You don't get to talk to me that way.

00:22:38.916 --> 00:22:41.708 align:center
Then tell me whose it is.
It's not mine. It's not Fausto's.

00:22:41.791 --> 00:22:44.375 align:center
-Who the fuck is that?!
-Go fuck yourself, Valerio!

00:22:47.958 --> 00:22:49.416 align:center
Are you being serious?

00:22:49.500 --> 00:22:52.791 align:center
For crying out loud,
would it… kill you to try being nice?

00:22:52.875 --> 00:22:55.208 align:center
Suppose this thing is your mom's,
what's the problem?

00:22:55.291 --> 00:22:58.875 align:center
Maria, can I be honest for a second?
And I mean no disrespect.

00:22:59.625 --> 00:23:03.333 align:center
But this patronizing tone of yours
is extremely fucking annoying.

00:23:05.541 --> 00:23:08.291 align:center
Okay so…
is this something you use to cook?

00:23:13.541 --> 00:23:14.416 align:center
Thank you.

00:23:15.583 --> 00:23:16.500 align:center
Thanks

00:23:20.000 --> 00:23:23.166 align:center
Dem, you're doin' great,
but you have to be more sincere.

00:23:23.666 --> 00:23:27.083 align:center
You win over your clients
by telling the truth. By being yourself.

00:23:27.583 --> 00:23:29.458 align:center
But I'm not myself dressed like this.

00:23:29.541 --> 00:23:33.500 align:center
It's a luxury apartment, but regulated
by the Cultural Heritage Act.

00:23:33.583 --> 00:23:35.916 align:center
So its walls can't be torn down, okay?

00:23:37.375 --> 00:23:40.458 align:center
-Demè?
-It's Sarah. Says you're not answering.

00:23:40.541 --> 00:23:43.166 align:center
Tell her I'm at work.
I can't answer her now.

00:23:43.250 --> 00:23:44.750 align:center
She wants to know if you're taking her

00:23:44.833 --> 00:23:46.666 align:center
to the ultrasound appointment
tomorrow morning.

00:23:46.750 --> 00:23:47.833 align:center
We did that yesterday.

00:23:47.916 --> 00:23:50.125 align:center
Jesus, man, her due date is a week away.

00:23:50.208 --> 00:23:53.166 align:center
She has to go in
for an ultrasound every day.

00:23:55.416 --> 00:23:58.916 align:center
All right. I'll answer her later.
Demetrio, this woman's a billionaire.

00:23:59.458 --> 00:24:01.958 align:center
-Who is?
-Anastasia Bakar, Dem.

00:24:02.041 --> 00:24:04.416 align:center
-Who's that?
-Our client is Anastasia Bakar.

00:24:04.500 --> 00:24:07.666 align:center
She's a billionaire.
She was Miss Estonia in '99.

00:24:07.750 --> 00:24:12.041 align:center
Now she's a world-famous photographer,
as well as being a sex toy entrepreneur.

00:24:12.125 --> 00:24:14.375 align:center
And what the fuck do I care?

00:24:16.791 --> 00:24:18.458 align:center
-Go on.
-What do I say?

00:24:19.166 --> 00:24:22.333 align:center
The renovation, the restraints,
the being sincere.

00:24:24.708 --> 00:24:26.083 align:center
So, I…

00:24:27.000 --> 00:24:29.416 align:center
I really can't stand this tie, ma'am.
Can I take it off?

00:24:29.500 --> 00:24:32.708 align:center
Go ahead. What about you?
Do you like ties?

00:24:32.791 --> 00:24:35.583 align:center
No, I can't stand them either. Not at all.

00:24:38.500 --> 00:24:40.250 align:center
-Christ Dem. What the fuck?
-Shh!

00:24:40.333 --> 00:24:41.750 align:center
-Okay.
-Shut up.

00:24:41.833 --> 00:24:43.041 align:center
I'll take the apartment.

00:24:43.125 --> 00:24:44.708 align:center
-Ah!
-It worked.

00:24:44.791 --> 00:24:46.541 align:center
But I have an idea.

00:24:48.208 --> 00:24:49.500 align:center
Let's take some photos.

00:24:49.583 --> 00:24:53.125 align:center
-Uh… photos?
-I'll give you both 500 euros.

00:24:53.208 --> 00:24:55.833 align:center
-We'll do the photos. We'd love to.
-We would?

00:24:55.916 --> 00:24:57.333 align:center
-Of course.
-Take off your clothes.

00:24:58.000 --> 00:25:00.000 align:center
-Naked?
-Yeah. Naked.

00:25:00.083 --> 00:25:01.708 align:center
No, we can't do that. No, no.

00:25:01.791 --> 00:25:03.375 align:center
-Dem, don't be a pain in the ass.
-No way!

00:25:03.458 --> 00:25:04.916 align:center
-Are you embarrassed?
-Naked?

00:25:05.000 --> 00:25:06.750 align:center
-Five hundred euros.
-He'd rather not?

00:25:06.833 --> 00:25:09.541 align:center
-No.
-No. He's just a little shy, that's all.

00:25:12.166 --> 00:25:13.500 align:center
I think, to start…

00:25:13.583 --> 00:25:15.541 align:center
Uh… I'll give this to you.

00:25:15.625 --> 00:25:17.875 align:center
-Hold it.
-I'll hold it. Wow.

00:25:17.958 --> 00:25:22.000 align:center
Stalingrad. Do you like the name
of my new sex toy?

00:25:22.083 --> 00:25:25.875 align:center
Oh, um, uh, very much.
I do. Do you like Stalingrad?

00:25:27.916 --> 00:25:29.708 align:center
And… what's your name?

00:25:30.333 --> 00:25:31.250 align:center
Demetrio.

00:25:31.333 --> 00:25:32.875 align:center
-Dimitrio.
-No.

00:25:32.958 --> 00:25:35.541 align:center
Now, what I'd like you to do is…
take your right hand

00:25:35.625 --> 00:25:38.208 align:center
and grab his dick with it.

00:25:39.375 --> 00:25:41.250 align:center
While he will grab onto yours.

00:25:41.333 --> 00:25:43.666 align:center
-N…
-No, uh…

00:25:43.750 --> 00:25:48.708 align:center
Wait a sec. So… I grab onto his dick
with my hand, and he…

00:25:48.791 --> 00:25:49.666 align:center
I don't get it.

00:25:49.750 --> 00:25:52.791 align:center
That's right. It's like…
You're making an X with your arms.

00:25:52.875 --> 00:25:54.791 align:center
No, ma'am. No X.
It's not happening. No way.

00:25:54.875 --> 00:25:56.958 align:center
-Take it off, man.
-Get your hands off!

00:25:57.041 --> 00:25:59.083 align:center
-Take it off!
-Get your hands off of me. I said no.

00:25:59.166 --> 00:26:01.041 align:center
Give us a minute, okay? Just one minute.

00:26:01.125 --> 00:26:03.458 align:center
-One minute. Give us one minute.
-No minute.

00:26:03.541 --> 00:26:05.875 align:center
Get your hands off of me!
What the fuck are we doing?

00:26:05.958 --> 00:26:08.666 align:center
Will you shut up? Look, I get it.
You're ashamed. It's normal.

00:26:08.750 --> 00:26:11.208 align:center
Let's go in there and tell her,
"No dick holding." All right?

00:26:11.291 --> 00:26:12.666 align:center
Fausto, let's just go.

00:26:12.750 --> 00:26:15.958 align:center
We're having fun. What do you care?
Why are you spoiling everything now?

00:26:16.041 --> 00:26:17.000 align:center
Fausto.

00:26:17.541 --> 00:26:20.250 align:center
-Hey.
-Are you cheating on your wife?

00:26:20.750 --> 00:26:23.791 align:center
-What's that got to do with it?
-I mean, she's home alone.

00:26:23.875 --> 00:26:26.916 align:center
She's giving birth in a week,
and you're out here holding dicks?

00:26:27.416 --> 00:26:29.875 align:center
-You're a sad person, man.
-Better sad than a piece of shit.

00:26:31.291 --> 00:26:35.125 align:center
Dem, you've stayed with me three months.
I got you work, and I'm the piece of shit?

00:26:35.208 --> 00:26:39.125 align:center
-Can't you see that Sarah is struggling?
-Sarah is… Sarah is perfectly fine.

00:26:39.208 --> 00:26:42.125 align:center
Once Libero's born, she'll be even better.
All right? That's it.

00:26:47.083 --> 00:26:49.791 align:center
-Fausto, come with me.
-Go on, Dem.

00:26:51.000 --> 00:26:52.958 align:center
Fausto, don't fuck this up.

00:26:53.041 --> 00:26:54.500 align:center
Demetrio, go.

00:27:04.791 --> 00:27:06.125 align:center
Go on.

00:27:19.541 --> 00:27:22.875 align:center
-Ugh, finally. You're back.
-Where is everybody?

00:27:22.958 --> 00:27:27.041 align:center
Everyone's locked away in their bedrooms.
Nobody's talking to each other.

00:27:27.125 --> 00:27:28.791 align:center
-And Maria?
-She left.

00:27:36.125 --> 00:27:38.583 align:center
It all happened
because of that stupid vibrator.

00:27:38.666 --> 00:27:39.875 align:center
What vibrator?

00:27:39.958 --> 00:27:43.458 align:center
It's this long thing that helps men
and women make themselves feel good.

00:27:43.541 --> 00:27:46.375 align:center
But when they're all grown up
and finished with high school.

00:27:46.875 --> 00:27:48.333 align:center
Maria told me about it.

00:27:55.291 --> 00:27:57.500 align:center
When you see someone
having a hard time,

00:27:57.583 --> 00:27:58.958 align:center
send them one of my messages.

00:28:02.166 --> 00:28:06.041 align:center
Use them like an antiaircraft missile
against sadness.

00:28:06.125 --> 00:28:07.583 align:center
When they least expect it, bam!

00:28:07.666 --> 00:28:10.750 align:center
Send them a message.
A surprise arrow of love.

00:28:15.291 --> 00:28:19.833 align:center
You have to be like Cupid.
Dumb, dumb, dumb Cupid.

00:28:25.000 --> 00:28:26.375 align:center
Is that from Dad?

00:28:28.041 --> 00:28:30.541 align:center
-Do you want to hear it together?
-Yeah.

00:28:32.333 --> 00:28:34.708 align:center
Memory number one
for Libero and Ercole.

00:28:34.791 --> 00:28:36.166 align:center
Camping in Sperlonga.

00:28:36.916 --> 00:28:40.791 align:center
We stayed on the beach until evening,
and we were the only ones there.

00:28:43.541 --> 00:28:47.041 align:center
Ercole, you turned on
the music and started dancing.

00:28:47.125 --> 00:28:49.750 align:center
That way you like to dance,
that silly way.

00:28:50.916 --> 00:28:53.958 align:center
And Libero, even though
you are usually embarrassed,

00:28:54.041 --> 00:28:55.458 align:center
you started dancing too.

00:28:55.541 --> 00:28:57.375 align:center
♪ Walking up to me, expecting ♪

00:28:57.458 --> 00:28:59.750 align:center
♪ Walking up to me, expecting ♪

00:28:59.833 --> 00:29:02.875 align:center
♪ Words, it happens all the time ♪

00:29:04.791 --> 00:29:07.041 align:center
♪ Present company excepted ♪

00:29:07.125 --> 00:29:09.000 align:center
Memory number six for Valerio.

00:29:09.500 --> 00:29:11.708 align:center
We were under the porticoes, Valerio.

00:29:11.791 --> 00:29:13.875 align:center
We were going home
after your first communion,

00:29:13.958 --> 00:29:17.958 align:center
and a huge Rottweiler looked at me
and started chasing after me.

00:29:18.041 --> 00:29:20.750 align:center
There's only one thing
I'm scared of. Dogs.

00:29:20.833 --> 00:29:25.291 align:center
Even though you were only eight years old,
you shouted at it, and it stopped.

00:29:25.375 --> 00:29:26.583 align:center
Hey! Stop!

00:29:28.250 --> 00:29:30.250 align:center
♪ Present company… ♪

00:29:31.916 --> 00:29:34.666 align:center
Valerio, when you were
only eight years old,

00:29:34.750 --> 00:29:36.083 align:center
you saved my life.

00:29:36.166 --> 00:29:37.375 align:center
Never forget that.

00:29:37.458 --> 00:29:40.791 align:center
You're not afraid of dogs.
You're not afraid of anything.

00:29:41.375 --> 00:29:42.791 align:center
Protect my boys for me.

00:29:43.916 --> 00:29:46.333 align:center
♪ Present company expected… ♪

00:29:46.416 --> 00:29:48.750 align:center
Does my wig look good? Is it straight?

00:29:48.833 --> 00:29:51.208 align:center
Mom,
during Carnival 30 years ago,

00:29:51.291 --> 00:29:55.083 align:center
we spent a lot of time together
because you didn't have a boyfriend.

00:29:57.000 --> 00:30:00.666 align:center
And trust me,
trust me, those were happy days.

00:30:00.750 --> 00:30:02.250 align:center
You dressed up like Raffaella Carrà,

00:30:02.333 --> 00:30:04.625 align:center
and you made me dress up
like Inspector Derrick.

00:30:04.708 --> 00:30:08.583 align:center
You chose the costumes, but I was happy
because I had you all to myself.

00:30:10.333 --> 00:30:13.333 align:center
That Carnival,
you were the best mom in the world.

00:30:14.500 --> 00:30:16.333 align:center
Spend time with the boys.

00:30:16.416 --> 00:30:18.875 align:center
Just like you did
with me on that Carnival.

00:30:21.125 --> 00:30:23.708 align:center
Memory number nine
for Maria and Demetrio.

00:30:23.791 --> 00:30:27.750 align:center
That night, when we drank so much
on the way to the San Pasquale Sanctuary.

00:30:27.833 --> 00:30:28.875 align:center
You okay, Maria?

00:30:28.958 --> 00:30:33.958 align:center
Maria, you got out of the car
to pee while Demetrio held your hands.

00:30:34.041 --> 00:30:35.041 align:center
Take my hand.

00:30:35.125 --> 00:30:39.000 align:center
You slipped and ended up
on your ass in the nettles.

00:30:41.125 --> 00:30:42.375 align:center
You were beautiful, guys.

00:30:44.500 --> 00:30:48.625 align:center
Laughing till you cried
with your ass in the nettles.

00:30:48.708 --> 00:30:50.708 align:center
♪ It works just like a need… ♪

00:30:52.000 --> 00:30:56.000 align:center
Guys, when you feel
like everything's goin' wrong, just dance.

00:30:56.500 --> 00:30:59.875 align:center
'Cause when you dance,
your sadness disappears.

00:31:22.541 --> 00:31:24.375 align:center
Hey, turn that down!

00:31:25.333 --> 00:31:26.958 align:center
Hey, man! Turn it down!

00:31:27.041 --> 00:31:30.375 align:center
♪ Then give me just a bit of your time ♪

00:31:31.500 --> 00:31:35.250 align:center
♪ Arguments are made for make-outs ♪

00:31:36.250 --> 00:31:37.375 align:center
♪ So give it just… ♪

00:31:37.458 --> 00:31:39.708 align:center
Let's dance. What the hell.

00:31:40.625 --> 00:31:43.583 align:center
♪ We've got to bring our resources ♪

00:31:45.208 --> 00:31:49.208 align:center
♪ I wanna play it till the time comes ♪

00:31:51.166 --> 00:31:55.125 align:center
Come to Uncle! Come to Uncle!
Come to Uncle! Come to Uncle!

00:31:55.208 --> 00:31:58.875 align:center
♪ Just go and throw your little hands up ♪

00:32:02.791 --> 00:32:04.666 align:center
Oh my God, it's Sergio.

00:32:06.083 --> 00:32:07.375 align:center
Sergio, Sergio.

00:32:14.125 --> 00:32:16.458 align:center
-Hi.
-Hey. Sorry.

00:32:18.041 --> 00:32:23.500 align:center
I'm sorry, Sergio, but tonight…
I think I'd rather just be with my family.

00:32:23.583 --> 00:32:24.541 align:center
Eh?

00:32:25.250 --> 00:32:28.416 align:center
-Should we plan on doing it tomorrow?
-No, I'm sorry.

00:32:28.500 --> 00:32:30.208 align:center
Uh, I don't think we should.

00:32:32.875 --> 00:32:34.791 align:center
I need to pull myself together.

00:32:35.958 --> 00:32:38.291 align:center
There are things I just can't do anymore.

00:32:38.916 --> 00:32:40.000 align:center
Things like what?

00:32:40.083 --> 00:32:43.500 align:center
Come on, Sergio.
Do I really need to spell it out for you?

00:32:44.208 --> 00:32:46.875 align:center
I don't want you to feel
like you have to do a thing.

00:32:48.250 --> 00:32:50.250 align:center
We can always just be friends.

00:32:51.000 --> 00:32:52.666 align:center
I've heard that one. Friendship.

00:32:54.083 --> 00:32:57.375 align:center
Well, just call me if you want,
and we'll get together. Mm-hmm?

00:32:57.875 --> 00:33:00.125 align:center
And if you don't call,
I won't be offended.

00:33:02.125 --> 00:33:05.250 align:center
In all these years,
I've never met a man like you before.

00:33:06.875 --> 00:33:08.458 align:center
You're a wonderful person.

00:33:30.708 --> 00:33:31.916 align:center
Demetrio?

00:33:33.458 --> 00:33:34.333 align:center
Yeah?

00:33:38.375 --> 00:33:41.583 align:center
Not to alarm you,
but I think I need to go to the hospital.

00:33:41.666 --> 00:33:45.625 align:center
Sorry, did you say "hospital"?
You mean… Should I call Fausto?

00:33:45.708 --> 00:33:48.291 align:center
Yes. No rush okay?

00:33:48.375 --> 00:33:49.833 align:center
Yeah. No rush.

00:33:49.916 --> 00:33:51.625 align:center
No rush, my ass.

00:33:59.250 --> 00:34:01.416 align:center
The number you are trying to reach is--

00:34:02.166 --> 00:34:05.250 align:center
He's not answering.
What do I do? I'll take you there.

00:34:05.333 --> 00:34:06.708 align:center
Where is Fausto?

00:34:29.916 --> 00:34:33.291 align:center
-Fausto? Oh my…
-Dem, you called me 40 times. What is it?

00:34:33.375 --> 00:34:37.625 align:center
-Sarah's water broke. Her water broke.
-Wait, what the fuck are you saying?

00:34:37.708 --> 00:34:41.166 align:center
Yes, Fausto, yes.
We had to rush her to the hospital.

00:34:42.083 --> 00:34:43.250 align:center
How's Sarah?

00:34:43.750 --> 00:34:45.291 align:center
She's in the operating room.

00:34:46.041 --> 00:34:48.958 align:center
-Okay, but is she all right?
-I think so.

00:34:49.458 --> 00:34:51.750 align:center
Will you just tell me,
is she okay, or is she not okay?

00:34:51.833 --> 00:34:54.083 align:center
Yes, she is,
but you have to hurry, Fausto. Move it.

00:34:54.166 --> 00:34:56.291 align:center
All right. I'm coming.
I'll be there as fast as I can.

00:34:56.375 --> 00:34:57.458 align:center
I'll see you soon.

00:34:59.583 --> 00:35:03.375 align:center
You asshole! You fucking asshole!
You're a fucking asshole!

00:35:05.750 --> 00:35:07.791 align:center
Jesus fucking Christ, man.

00:35:09.791 --> 00:35:11.500 align:center
I'm such a fucking asshole.

00:35:21.666 --> 00:35:23.541 align:center
All right, are you the baby's father?

00:35:23.625 --> 00:35:26.458 align:center
No, ma'am, like I said earlier,
I'm not his dad. I'm not even--

00:35:26.541 --> 00:35:28.666 align:center
It doesn't matter.
Just cradle your arms for me.

00:35:28.750 --> 00:35:29.916 align:center
-Uh, cradle?
-Cradle.

00:35:30.000 --> 00:35:31.791 align:center
-Like this?
-Okay, don't be afraid now.

00:35:31.875 --> 00:35:33.875 align:center
Okay. Oh my God. Oh my…

00:35:37.166 --> 00:35:39.000 align:center
Hi. Hi, Libero.

00:35:39.583 --> 00:35:42.041 align:center
No. Don't you cry, Libero. Don't cry.

00:35:51.708 --> 00:35:56.000 align:center
Hey. Hey there. Hey there. Hey there.
Hey there. Hey there. Hey there.

00:35:56.083 --> 00:35:57.625 align:center
Hey? Yeah.

00:35:57.708 --> 00:35:59.208 align:center
That's it. That's it.

00:36:02.583 --> 00:36:04.458 align:center
So? Was he born?

00:36:04.541 --> 00:36:05.375 align:center
Well, yeah.

00:36:05.458 --> 00:36:06.791 align:center
God damn it.

00:36:07.583 --> 00:36:10.000 align:center
You're late.

00:36:10.666 --> 00:36:14.041 align:center
-Where is he? Can I see him?
-No, you can't see him until tomorrow.

00:36:21.291 --> 00:36:23.625 align:center
We started taking those photos

00:36:23.708 --> 00:36:25.791 align:center
and, well, it took
a long time in the end. So…

00:36:25.875 --> 00:36:29.291 align:center
We couldn't reach you for four hours.
How many fucking photos did you take?

00:36:29.375 --> 00:36:30.916 align:center
Yeah. We took quite a few, actually.

00:36:33.250 --> 00:36:34.125 align:center
But…

00:36:35.875 --> 00:36:37.458 align:center
she gave me this.

00:36:37.541 --> 00:36:39.500 align:center
Not that thing again.

00:36:39.583 --> 00:36:43.250 align:center
She sells these
for 1,500 euros.

00:36:43.333 --> 00:36:46.916 align:center
I don't wanna know anything about it.
Please just put that thing away.

00:36:51.000 --> 00:36:53.291 align:center
-Have you seen the baby yet?
-Yep.

00:36:53.375 --> 00:36:54.333 align:center
Tell me.

00:36:55.416 --> 00:36:56.958 align:center
He looks like his mother.

00:36:58.250 --> 00:36:59.583 align:center
-That's good.
-Mm-hmm.

00:37:00.083 --> 00:37:01.583 align:center
-Really good.
-Mm-hmm.

00:37:04.541 --> 00:37:07.708 align:center
So are we still friends,
at least, "Dimitrio"?

00:37:09.583 --> 00:37:11.916 align:center
I like "Dimitrio."

00:37:45.041 --> 00:37:46.958 align:center
Why did you send me a message from Fausto?

00:37:47.041 --> 00:37:48.083 align:center
I love you.

00:38:03.791 --> 00:38:05.125 align:center
Why'd you do that?

00:38:05.666 --> 00:38:08.541 align:center
It's what you said. "No fixations."

00:38:10.583 --> 00:38:12.750 align:center
I said, "Fixations are bullshit."

00:38:29.583 --> 00:38:30.666 align:center
Who is it?

00:38:31.958 --> 00:38:33.541 align:center
-Hold on.
-Who is it?

00:38:37.875 --> 00:38:40.666 align:center
-Who is it?
-Sarah. She wants to see the kids.

00:38:40.750 --> 00:38:41.708 align:center
-Sarah?
-Yeah.

00:38:41.791 --> 00:38:43.416 align:center
She can't just show up here.

00:38:45.000 --> 00:38:47.041 align:center
-What should we do?
-Ercole!

00:38:48.500 --> 00:38:49.583 align:center
Ercole?

00:38:50.083 --> 00:38:52.125 align:center
-Mom's downstairs.
-Mom? How?

00:38:52.208 --> 00:38:56.291 align:center
-Yeah, Mom's here. Let her come up.
-Wait, buddy. We have to ask first.

00:38:56.375 --> 00:38:58.708 align:center
No, please.
If she can't, then let me go down.

00:38:58.791 --> 00:39:00.583 align:center
-No way.
-What should we do, Val?

00:39:00.666 --> 00:39:03.083 align:center
-Grandma, please let her in.
-I know, sweetie.

00:39:04.083 --> 00:39:06.458 align:center
Enough. I'll take care of it.

00:39:06.541 --> 00:39:07.791 align:center
Valerio!

00:39:09.583 --> 00:39:11.958 align:center
Val… Oh God.

00:39:25.083 --> 00:39:27.125 align:center
-Hey, Sarah.
-Hello.

00:39:28.083 --> 00:39:30.958 align:center
-How are you?
-Fine.

00:39:32.416 --> 00:39:33.958 align:center
Can I come in and see my kids?

00:39:34.458 --> 00:39:36.666 align:center
-No.
-And why not?

00:39:38.250 --> 00:39:40.291 align:center
Because we've been told
that's not possible.

00:39:40.791 --> 00:39:42.708 align:center
Let me listen too, please.

00:39:42.791 --> 00:39:45.125 align:center
Don't insist.
You'll just make this harder.

00:39:49.916 --> 00:39:53.291 align:center
You goddamn son of a bitch, Val.
What gives you the right to decide?

00:39:53.375 --> 00:39:55.000 align:center
They're my children!

00:39:55.916 --> 00:39:57.000 align:center
Bye, Sarah.

00:40:00.041 --> 00:40:03.208 align:center
Val, you're a piece of shit!
You're just like your brother!

00:40:04.500 --> 00:40:05.416 align:center
Fuck!

00:41:18.333 --> 00:41:20.583 align:center
ASSHOLE
're a piece of shit!
You're just like your brother!

