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♪ Il ♪
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♪ lumination ♪
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♪ Illumination ♪
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♪ Illumination. ♪
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- Hyah! Hyah!
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Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
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- Uh
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Eh
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-Hey.
- Hey. Yoo-hoo.
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Oh!
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All right, everybody,
gather round.
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This is our latest,
very special exhibit
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where you’ll learn all about
your favorite movies
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- and actors.
- Wow. -Ooh.
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Welcome to
The Magic of Hollywood!
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Look at all
this cool stuff. Oh.
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Look up there. It’s E.T.
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Oh, and look at this one.
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Keanu Reeves.
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And you all know
George Lucas, right?
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- Oh, yes, he’s great.
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I’d really like to go home now.
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Come on, only a few more weeks
left in the exhibit.
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You can do it.
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Can I at least have
my cell phone?
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Oh, George, you’re just gonna
use it to call for help.
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Oh, and over here,
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oh, wow, the most important
figures in the exhibit.
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Without them,
there would be no Hollywood.
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James and Henry!
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Who?
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Are you serious?
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James and Henry.
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- Minions.
- I know the Minions.
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But I’ve never seen, uh
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James and Henry.
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- Yeah. Never heard of them.
- Me neither.
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This is insane!
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James and Henry
are legends, and they changed Hollywood forever.
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Not just Hollywood,
they changed the world.
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And their story is epic.
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- They’re what?
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What is she talking about?
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You know what? Change of plans.
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Everybody, sit down. Now.
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All of you. Come on, sit down.
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Tommy. You, too, Glasses
and Mr. Johnson.
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And-and-and you, too,
Bubble Girl.
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As you may know,
throughout time,
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dozens of Minion tribes
have been roaming our planet,
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searching for
the perfect villain
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- to serve.
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♪ Ho, ho ♪
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And among them
was a very special guy.
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That’s him right there.
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James.
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He liked to draw, paint,
but, above all,
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he loved to invent stories
and share them with his buddies.
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- Hey, Alberto.
Look at me booka. - Huh?
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¿Te gusta?
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Uh um, meh.
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Ah. Uh, Eric.
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Huh?
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Hey, James! Hey!
Okay?
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Uh, uh, es Sí, sí.
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The rest of his tribe, however,
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they were just interested
in one thing.
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Big Boss. Ooh
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To serve the most evil
master they can find.
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And this guy checked
all the boxes.
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Scary? Check.
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Burly? Check.
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- Super mean?
- Ooh.
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Pout! Pout! Pout!
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Double check.
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Oh.
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- No, no, no!
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Pout! Pout! Pout!
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Pout! Pout! Pout!
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He was a perfect ten.
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Pout! Pout! Pout!
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Pout! Pout! Pout!
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To show their new master how much they cared,
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the Minions did everything
for him.
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But James wanted
to go one step further
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and create something
truly wonderful for his master.
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- Uh, uh, what? Ah.
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Ah. Hey, Big Boss!
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Hey, looka! Looka!
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-
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Regarde!
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C’est tu!
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Et c’est nous!
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Big Boss! Big Boss! Big Boss!
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Pout, pout, pout.
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Uh
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No, pout, pout, pouta. No.
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No.
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Eh?
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Regarde! Regarde!
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Ah, ooh, ooh.
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-
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Uh, pulla, pulla
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Phew.
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Hey, hey, uh, no, no, no!
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¡Cuidado! ¡Cuidado!
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Oomph!
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Ow!
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Oh! Ooh! Oh!
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-
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-
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- Oh, James.
- James.
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The Minions were banished
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from the Cyclops’s island
that day,
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and everyone was mad at James.
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- James, James, James!
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- Oh.
- Well, not everyone.
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- One other Minion found it very funny.
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Big Boss. Pout, pout, pout.
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Ayah, ouch.
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And that was Henry.
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Ooh la la la.
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Allez.
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Hey, James.
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Ah, sí, sí.
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Uh-uh.
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Nope. Nope, nope, nope.
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Hey.
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Huh?
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Mee-ta Henry.
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Ah, bello. Mee-ta James.
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- Tapioca?
- Ah, oh, tapioca.
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Ooh, hey.
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- Sí.
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Oh, oh.
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Hey, oh!
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- Ah, o-okay. Sí, sí.
- Sí. Sí.
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Blah.
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-
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And from that moment on,
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James and Henry
were inseparable.
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The best of friends
and by each other’s side
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- no matter where they went
- Big Boss! Big Boss!
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- or who they worked for.
- Big Boss! Big Boss! Big Boss!
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Their next master
was extremely promising,
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very powerful and,
more importantly, very evil.
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And his book-- ooh, dear me,
it had some wicked spells in it.
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Misha stroganoff.
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Oh la la la.
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Brush up! Brush up!
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No touch of la bookiski.
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- No touch of!
- Okay, okay. No touch of.
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Ah.
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- No touch of!
- Bah no, no.
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Hey, James. James.
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Come here, come here. Looka.
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Touch of la bookiski.
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Oh.
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Looka. Come here, come here.
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Oh.
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Bella la monstra.
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Ooh la. Ooh.
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Oh, oh! La! La rabbit!
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Holy kawaii! Voy a la spella.
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Uh
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-
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Aw.
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cute-a.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no!
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Uh, hah. Blah. Command-Zed.
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Command-Zed!
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Undo!
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Command-Zed!
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Undo!
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Once again, the Minions
had inadvertently lost a master.
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Henry!
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On the plus side,
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James and Henry’s friendship
became stronger that day
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- Uh
- Uh
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even if it made
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some of the other Minions
unhappy.
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Oh, this is Ed, by the way.
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He’s a friendly Minion
who is a bit hard of hearing.
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So they came up with a way of
communicating with each other.
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- Y polenta, la mango.
- Mm-hmm.
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Come here.
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Huh?
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And so the Minions went
from one boss to the next.
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And there were many.
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The Big Boss!
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Uh, buddies.
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Por favor.
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Uh. Huh? Ah!
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Oh, Chris!
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-
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Oh, Bill.
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Oh, Patrick.
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- Huh?
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Oh, Brian.
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But after a while,
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they couldn’t find
any more evil masters to serve.
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For a very long time,
the Minions wandered about,
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tired and losing hope.
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Okay.
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Okay?
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And that
very bossy Minion there,
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that’s Dick.
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He barked at everyone
to make camp for the night.
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- Eh, bup, bup, bup, bup, bup.
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Now, because of their nonstop
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blabbering and giggling,
Dick ordered Henry and James
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to go sleep away from
everyone else, as per usual.
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- Which was fine with them,
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as it meant they could
stay up all night
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discussing the meaning of life,
the cosmos,
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their hopes, their dreams.
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- Ooh la la.
- JAMES: Bank you.
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- Bellissimo, James.
- Uh-huh.
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Ah. Dick.
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asparagus.
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Mick or no.
Mick or no. Mick or no.
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- Hey, yo! Henry, James! Sleepa!
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Hey.
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Go, go, go.
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- Hey, Henry, wake up.
- Huh?
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-
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Oof. And with that,
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Dick lost his temper again.
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And he said all he had on
his mind about the two friends.
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Henry thought long and hard
about Dick’s remarks
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and decided to punch him.
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-
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But thankfully Ed intervened,
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signed for his friend
to calm down,
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breathe deeply
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- and
- Hey. Hey!
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punched Dick himself.
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-
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Uh, putt, putt, putt, putt.
Okay?
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-
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Well, this seemed like
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- the breaking point
- Looka!
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but then Dick saw something
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that would change
the Minions’ lives forever.
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Big Boss! Ah! Ooh! Ah!
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- ♪ ♪
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Big Boss.
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Hey, buddies!
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-
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Bye-bye!
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What the?
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Hyah!
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-
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- Huh? Buddies, looka!
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-
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To the train!
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-
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Follow him! - Get on up! Get after him!
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Go, go, go!
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Hmm?
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- After him!
- Come here, you little
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Hey! -
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Huh? Oh.
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-
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Hey! Down here!
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Buddies! Helpa me!
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-
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What? Oh!
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Whoa, whoa!
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Big Boss! Hey!
00:17:11.445 --> 00:17:12.998 align:center
-
00:17:15.829 --> 00:17:17.175 align:center
- Uh, oh.
- Oh.
00:17:18.901 --> 00:17:20.420 align:center
-
00:17:30.499 --> 00:17:31.948 align:center
Hey, hey, looka.
00:17:33.329 --> 00:17:34.710 align:center
Toot, toot!
00:17:34.848 --> 00:17:37.851 align:center
-
00:17:59.666 --> 00:18:02.047 align:center
-
00:18:06.120 --> 00:18:07.812 align:center
Uh, uh, oh.
00:18:09.400 --> 00:18:10.677 align:center
Oh, oh, oh.
00:18:25.139 --> 00:18:27.141 align:center
Hey. Toot, toot!
00:18:27.280 --> 00:18:29.213 align:center
- Toot!
- Toot!
00:18:29.351 --> 00:18:30.559 align:center
- -Agh.
00:18:30.697 --> 00:18:31.767 align:center
- Broke off.
- Huh?
00:18:31.905 --> 00:18:33.734 align:center
Toot, toot!
00:18:33.872 --> 00:18:35.149 align:center
- Toot, toot, toot!
- Toot, toot!
00:18:35.288 --> 00:18:37.531 align:center
-
00:18:40.327 --> 00:18:42.226 align:center
-
00:18:42.364 --> 00:18:44.400 align:center
Buddies, go, go!
00:18:44.538 --> 00:18:46.230 align:center
Toot, toot!
00:18:58.587 --> 00:19:00.589 align:center
Ah!
00:19:02.004 --> 00:19:04.386 align:center
-
00:19:14.844 --> 00:19:17.433 align:center
Please don’t hurt me!
00:19:17.571 --> 00:19:19.746 align:center
Big Boss.
00:19:20.781 --> 00:19:21.610 align:center
Phew.
00:19:21.748 --> 00:19:22.990 align:center
Look out!
00:19:23.128 --> 00:19:24.647 align:center
Kumquat?
00:19:25.510 --> 00:19:26.442 align:center
Huh?
00:19:26.580 --> 00:19:27.754 align:center
Huh?
00:19:27.892 --> 00:19:29.514 align:center
No.
00:19:35.624 --> 00:19:37.902 align:center
- Stop!
00:19:38.040 --> 00:19:41.699 align:center
Sto
00:19:41.837 --> 00:19:44.218 align:center
op!
00:19:53.642 --> 00:19:55.575 align:center
Toot, toot.
00:19:55.713 --> 00:19:57.715 align:center
Cut!
00:19:57.853 --> 00:20:00.027 align:center
Okay, people, back to one.
00:20:01.443 --> 00:20:02.961 align:center
And you!
00:20:03.099 --> 00:20:05.101 align:center
Do you have any idea
what you have done?
00:20:06.793 --> 00:20:08.657 align:center
la Boss y, uh, conducto
00:20:08.795 --> 00:20:11.349 align:center
Huh? E la toot, toot.
Y la James también.
00:20:11.487 --> 00:20:12.592 align:center
Sí, toot, toot.
00:20:14.594 --> 00:20:16.250 align:center
Stop! Stop.
00:20:16.389 --> 00:20:18.252 align:center
You’ve ruined everything.
00:20:18.391 --> 00:20:20.151 align:center
It was a perfect scene.
00:20:20.289 --> 00:20:23.085 align:center
All that work. All that money.
All that effort.
00:20:23.223 --> 00:20:24.604 align:center
Uh No?
00:20:24.742 --> 00:20:26.019 align:center
Get out of here.
00:20:26.157 --> 00:20:27.607 align:center
You, you, you, you,
you, you, you, you.
00:20:27.745 --> 00:20:28.642 align:center
- And you.
- Me?
00:20:28.780 --> 00:20:30.264 align:center
Definitely you. Get out!
00:20:30.403 --> 00:20:33.129 align:center
Out! Out, out, out, out, out!
00:20:33.267 --> 00:20:35.097 align:center
Out!
00:20:37.168 --> 00:20:38.997 align:center
Verschwindet!
00:20:39.135 --> 00:20:40.689 align:center
Let’s go again.
00:20:40.827 --> 00:20:42.138 align:center
Uh, hey, boss.
00:20:42.276 --> 00:20:43.899 align:center
We’re out of film.
00:20:45.694 --> 00:20:48.248 align:center
This is not going
to go down well.
00:21:07.578 --> 00:21:09.718 align:center
You tell that no-talent bum
00:21:09.856 --> 00:21:12.030 align:center
if he messes up again,
he’s fired!
00:21:12.168 --> 00:21:14.170 align:center
And then send him
a bottle of champagne
00:21:14.308 --> 00:21:16.276 align:center
because it’s his birthday.
00:21:16.414 --> 00:21:18.692 align:center
Oh! There he is.
00:21:18.830 --> 00:21:20.625 align:center
Our favorite director.
00:21:20.763 --> 00:21:21.937 align:center
Hello, Mr. Bright.
00:21:22.075 --> 00:21:23.663 align:center
- Mr. Bright.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:21:23.801 --> 00:21:25.285 align:center
- All right, let’s see what you shot.
00:21:26.424 --> 00:21:27.770 align:center
Roll the scene, now.
00:21:27.908 --> 00:21:29.738 align:center
We are so excited to see it.
00:21:29.876 --> 00:21:31.187 align:center
Come on, let’s go.
00:21:31.325 --> 00:21:32.913 align:center
Just so you know, Mr. Bright,
00:21:33.051 --> 00:21:34.467 align:center
we had
00:21:34.605 --> 00:21:36.779 align:center
a small problem.
00:21:36.917 --> 00:21:37.987 align:center
A problem?
00:21:38.125 --> 00:21:40.231 align:center
Is just a puzzle
for friends to solve.
00:21:40.369 --> 00:21:42.233 align:center
Problems cost money, Elwood.
00:21:42.371 --> 00:21:43.717 align:center
If this scene is terrible,
00:21:43.855 --> 00:21:47.825 align:center
you will never work
in this town again.
00:21:47.963 --> 00:21:49.240 align:center
But we’re sure you’ll do great
00:21:49.378 --> 00:21:51.207 align:center
in any number of other towns.
00:21:52.692 --> 00:21:54.245 align:center
Roll the scene, please,
and thank you.
00:21:54.383 --> 00:21:56.420 align:center
-
00:22:18.407 --> 00:22:20.444 align:center
Ooh, here we go.
00:22:23.792 --> 00:22:25.414 align:center
What is going on?
00:22:25.552 --> 00:22:27.865 align:center
I know. That’s what I was
trying to tell you at the
00:22:30.730 --> 00:22:32.490 align:center
What are those things?
00:22:32.628 --> 00:22:34.423 align:center
Uh they, uh
00:22:34.561 --> 00:22:35.873 align:center
You changed the whole scene.
00:22:36.011 --> 00:22:37.633 align:center
- But I didn’t.
00:22:37.771 --> 00:22:40.602 align:center
I oh, boy, I didn’t.
00:22:40.740 --> 00:22:42.362 align:center
It’s genius!
00:22:42.500 --> 00:22:43.708 align:center
What?
00:22:45.538 --> 00:22:47.056 align:center
The scene, it’s great.
00:22:47.194 --> 00:22:48.920 align:center
It’s better than great.
I love it!
00:22:49.058 --> 00:22:51.682 align:center
Those sickly children,
oh, they’re fantastic.
00:22:51.820 --> 00:22:53.442 align:center
They have to be in
every shot of the movie.
00:22:53.580 --> 00:22:54.995 align:center
Uh yeah.
00:22:55.133 --> 00:22:57.032 align:center
Okay. Absolutely.
00:22:57.170 --> 00:23:00.173 align:center
I’m going to get
my very good friends--
00:23:00.311 --> 00:23:02.589 align:center
just those, uh, uh,
what’s their names--
00:23:02.727 --> 00:23:05.005 align:center
and put them in the movie!
00:23:09.044 --> 00:23:09.941 align:center
Sam?
00:23:10.079 --> 00:23:11.495 align:center
Elwood?
00:23:11.633 --> 00:23:13.393 align:center
Would you mind playing it?
00:23:13.531 --> 00:23:14.808 align:center
All right.
00:23:18.225 --> 00:23:20.780 align:center
Ah, that’s the stuff, Frankie.
00:23:20.918 --> 00:23:23.886 align:center
Ah, yes, it is, Elwood.
00:23:24.024 --> 00:23:26.958 align:center
Schnell! Schnell!
Get me my car!
00:23:27.096 --> 00:23:28.926 align:center
- Faster, faster!
00:23:29.064 --> 00:23:31.376 align:center
We need to find them.
Where are they?
00:23:31.515 --> 00:23:32.550 align:center
Get out of the way!
00:23:32.688 --> 00:23:34.414 align:center
Move it, move it!
00:23:38.867 --> 00:23:40.213 align:center
Give women the vote!
00:23:40.351 --> 00:23:41.697 align:center
Give women the vote!
00:23:41.835 --> 00:23:43.457 align:center
- Give women the vote!
- Take the next right.
00:23:43.596 --> 00:23:45.183 align:center
They could be on Sunset.
00:23:46.599 --> 00:23:48.290 align:center
- Ah.
- Ah.
00:23:48.428 --> 00:23:50.326 align:center
Oh, looka!
00:23:50.464 --> 00:23:51.638 align:center
Ooh, ooh, ooh!
00:23:51.776 --> 00:23:53.467 align:center
-
00:23:55.297 --> 00:23:56.712 align:center
Mmm!
00:23:56.850 --> 00:23:57.989 align:center
Hey, hey!
00:24:03.719 --> 00:24:04.996 align:center
Oh.
00:24:08.413 --> 00:24:09.414 align:center
Eh, looka.
00:24:15.662 --> 00:24:17.319 align:center
- Hey!
00:24:17.457 --> 00:24:19.355 align:center
- Huh?
- Don’t let ’em get away!
00:24:20.805 --> 00:24:22.358 align:center
- Huh?
00:24:24.326 --> 00:24:25.499 align:center
-
00:24:25.638 --> 00:24:26.811 align:center
Huh?
00:24:26.949 --> 00:24:28.364 align:center
-
00:24:35.371 --> 00:24:37.028 align:center
- Whoa!
00:24:37.166 --> 00:24:39.030 align:center
-
00:24:43.138 --> 00:24:45.450 align:center
-
00:24:47.107 --> 00:24:48.557 align:center
My boys!
00:24:48.695 --> 00:24:50.973 align:center
I’ve been looking all over
for you. Get in, get in.
00:24:51.111 --> 00:24:52.630 align:center
- There they are!
- Uh
00:24:52.768 --> 00:24:54.218 align:center
- Get those little guys!
00:24:55.564 --> 00:24:57.462 align:center
Quick, quick.
00:24:57.601 --> 00:24:58.740 align:center
Go, go, go!
00:25:00.742 --> 00:25:03.261 align:center
Don’t let them get away!
00:25:03.399 --> 00:25:05.056 align:center
Banana!
00:25:13.789 --> 00:25:15.860 align:center
Wunderbar. Wunderbar.
00:25:15.998 --> 00:25:17.586 align:center
Uh, first things first.
00:25:17.724 --> 00:25:18.932 align:center
Who are you?
00:25:19.070 --> 00:25:20.451 align:center
- Henry.
- Y James.
00:25:20.589 --> 00:25:22.073 align:center
Dick.
00:25:24.041 --> 00:25:25.318 align:center
- Ed.
- Uh
00:25:25.456 --> 00:25:26.837 align:center
- Soy Peter!
- Ken.
00:25:31.911 --> 00:25:33.982 align:center
Is-is there a name
I can just call all of you?
00:25:34.120 --> 00:25:35.224 align:center
Bah
00:25:35.362 --> 00:25:36.432 align:center
Minions.
00:25:36.570 --> 00:25:39.090 align:center
Look, Minions, my name is Max.
00:25:39.228 --> 00:25:40.609 align:center
Bello, Max!
00:25:40.747 --> 00:25:42.404 align:center
Yeah, hi.
00:25:42.542 --> 00:25:44.682 align:center
Okay, I’m so sorry
about earlier.
00:25:44.820 --> 00:25:47.616 align:center
So, I would like
to work with you.
00:25:47.754 --> 00:25:49.549 align:center
We should make movies.
00:25:49.687 --> 00:25:50.757 align:center
- Movies?
- Movies?
00:25:50.895 --> 00:25:52.069 align:center
- Movies?
- Huh?
00:25:52.207 --> 00:25:54.140 align:center
You don’t know what movies are?
00:25:54.278 --> 00:25:55.624 align:center
Mm
00:25:55.762 --> 00:26:00.180 align:center
Movies are stories that
play out right in front of you,
00:26:00.318 --> 00:26:04.702 align:center
and people love them and people
love the people who make them.
00:26:04.840 --> 00:26:06.670 align:center
storya.
00:26:06.808 --> 00:26:09.396 align:center
James La storya.
00:26:09.534 --> 00:26:10.984 align:center
Le movies? ¿Para mí?
00:26:11.122 --> 00:26:13.124 align:center
Sí, James. Sí!
00:26:15.817 --> 00:26:18.682 align:center
Welcome to
Bright Brothers Pictures,
00:26:18.820 --> 00:26:21.581 align:center
where we make
all kinds of movies.
00:26:21.719 --> 00:26:23.376 align:center
Oh, oh!
00:26:25.792 --> 00:26:27.725 align:center
- Hello, Josh.
- Hey, Sam.
00:26:29.900 --> 00:26:31.764 align:center
Perfect.
00:26:38.011 --> 00:26:39.564 align:center
All right,
positions, everybody!
00:26:39.703 --> 00:26:41.739 align:center
Find your mark
00:26:53.268 --> 00:26:54.752 align:center
Whoo!
00:26:59.826 --> 00:27:01.172 align:center
-
00:27:01.310 --> 00:27:03.347 align:center
It’s a wrap.
Congratulations, everyone!
00:27:06.591 --> 00:27:08.421 align:center
Fantástico!
00:27:08.559 --> 00:27:09.663 align:center
It is fantástico.
00:27:09.802 --> 00:27:11.355 align:center
It’s exciting, isn’t it?
00:27:11.493 --> 00:27:13.909 align:center
Oh!
00:27:14.047 --> 00:27:16.084 align:center
Ah, James,
I love your enthusiasm.
00:27:16.222 --> 00:27:18.120 align:center
How about you gentlemen?
00:27:18.258 --> 00:27:20.226 align:center
- Do you want
to make movies, too? -
00:27:20.364 --> 00:27:22.642 align:center
Eh, buh, buh, buh, buh.
No maka le movies.
00:27:22.780 --> 00:27:24.644 align:center
Big Boss.
00:27:24.782 --> 00:27:26.025 align:center
Mm. -Uh
00:27:26.163 --> 00:27:27.923 align:center
- Le movies!
00:27:28.061 --> 00:27:30.167 align:center
Excellent. Let’s get to work.
00:27:30.305 --> 00:27:35.103 align:center
So, I need you to act
in a, mm, very simple scene.
00:27:35.241 --> 00:27:39.279 align:center
Here. You stay here,
and I shall return.
00:27:39.417 --> 00:27:40.625 align:center
Uh
00:27:40.764 --> 00:27:42.110 align:center
- Oh.
00:27:42.248 --> 00:27:43.490 align:center
Okay, listen up.
00:27:43.628 --> 00:27:44.940 align:center
So here’s the scene.
00:27:45.078 --> 00:27:46.631 align:center
You see those large,
heavily armed men?
00:27:46.770 --> 00:27:49.703 align:center
They suspect you have killed
their leader,
00:27:49.842 --> 00:27:51.775 align:center
and they want you dead.
00:27:51.913 --> 00:27:52.879 align:center
Gweek.
00:27:53.017 --> 00:27:54.260 align:center
Uh, gweek?
00:27:54.398 --> 00:27:55.951 align:center
All right, I need you
00:27:56.089 --> 00:27:58.989 align:center
to really sell the drama.
00:27:59.127 --> 00:28:01.405 align:center
You do a good job,
and you’re hired!
00:28:01.543 --> 00:28:04.442 align:center
You fail, it’s back
to wandering the streets,
00:28:04.580 --> 00:28:05.996 align:center
scavenging for food.
00:28:06.134 --> 00:28:08.136 align:center
Have fun with it!
00:28:08.274 --> 00:28:09.309 align:center
Okay!
00:28:09.447 --> 00:28:11.380 align:center
Ready, action!
00:28:11.518 --> 00:28:12.761 align:center
Attack!
00:28:14.004 --> 00:28:15.315 align:center
Uh, buddies?
00:28:15.453 --> 00:28:17.110 align:center
-
00:28:17.248 --> 00:28:19.216 align:center
No, no, no, no, no!
00:28:19.354 --> 00:28:21.011 align:center
-
00:28:21.149 --> 00:28:23.496 align:center
- Henry!
00:28:24.738 --> 00:28:27.327 align:center
Henry, helpa!
00:28:34.127 --> 00:28:35.922 align:center
Buddies!
00:28:36.060 --> 00:28:38.166 align:center
-
00:28:40.996 --> 00:28:42.687 align:center
- Help!
00:28:44.103 --> 00:28:46.036 align:center
-
00:28:50.074 --> 00:28:51.835 align:center
-
00:28:52.974 --> 00:28:53.940 align:center
- Skoal!
- Skoal!
00:28:54.078 --> 00:28:55.528 align:center
-
00:28:55.666 --> 00:28:57.633 align:center
- Hey.
00:28:58.807 --> 00:29:00.084 align:center
Cut!
00:29:00.222 --> 00:29:01.741 align:center
-
00:29:01.879 --> 00:29:03.329 align:center
Huh?
00:29:03.467 --> 00:29:05.814 align:center
Okay, that was
00:29:05.952 --> 00:29:08.403 align:center
perfect!
00:29:12.096 --> 00:29:15.444 align:center
Minions, are you ready
to become stars?
00:29:15.582 --> 00:29:18.965 align:center
And I mean the biggest stars
the world has ever seen?
00:29:21.312 --> 00:29:24.281 align:center
-
00:29:27.905 --> 00:29:29.493 align:center
Honey, it’s starting.
00:29:29.631 --> 00:29:31.322 align:center
Oh, goodie.
00:29:31.460 --> 00:29:33.048 align:center
On this
beautiful spring day of ’27,
00:29:33.186 --> 00:29:35.154 align:center
the world has never been
a better place.
00:29:35.292 --> 00:29:37.397 align:center
The economy is forever booming
00:29:37.535 --> 00:29:40.124 align:center
with no sign
of slowing down ever.
00:29:40.262 --> 00:29:41.850 align:center
People have never
been so happy,
00:29:41.988 --> 00:29:44.749 align:center
and the future has never
looked so bright.
00:29:44.888 --> 00:29:47.200 align:center
Meanwhile, over in Hollywood,
00:29:47.338 --> 00:29:49.237 align:center
the new stars
of the silver screen
00:29:49.375 --> 00:29:51.239 align:center
took the world by storm
and changed the face
00:29:51.377 --> 00:29:53.827 align:center
of the motion picture
industry forever
00:29:53.966 --> 00:29:57.003 align:center
with movies likeThe Good,
the Bad and the Stupids,
00:29:57.141 --> 00:29:59.523 align:center
Look Behind You
And Then Down
00:29:59.661 --> 00:30:02.629 align:center
andThey Came from the Stars
to Hit You With a Frying Pan!
00:30:02.767 --> 00:30:04.873 align:center
Part Four: Target Miami Beach.
00:30:05.011 --> 00:30:08.532 align:center
The Minions have become
the kings of the box office,
00:30:08.670 --> 00:30:10.879 align:center
and it seems like the public
just can’t get enough of them.
00:30:12.674 --> 00:30:14.607 align:center
We spent weeks with
the super-mini sensations,
00:30:14.745 --> 00:30:17.299 align:center
and we’re going to let you in
on a few of their secrets.
00:30:17.437 --> 00:30:19.474 align:center
Our boys have moved into
a luxurious house
00:30:19.612 --> 00:30:21.407 align:center
in Beverly Hills
00:30:22.270 --> 00:30:23.512 align:center
where they’ll be able
to enjoy
00:30:23.650 --> 00:30:25.583 align:center
a comfortably large
game room
00:30:28.517 --> 00:30:30.726 align:center
and an equally comfortable
gigantic sauna.
00:30:32.763 --> 00:30:34.178 align:center
Their lives have changed
00:30:34.316 --> 00:30:36.215 align:center
- since fame hit them.
- Look, Minions!
00:30:36.353 --> 00:30:38.286 align:center
They can’t go anywhere without being recognized.
00:30:38.424 --> 00:30:41.772 align:center
- Run, boys, run!
00:30:42.566 --> 00:30:45.362 align:center
Looks are everything
in Tinseltown,
00:30:45.500 --> 00:30:46.811 align:center
and the Minions are always
on the hunt
00:30:46.950 --> 00:30:49.953 align:center
for the hottest,
most modern looks.
00:30:53.266 --> 00:30:55.027 align:center
What trendsetters.
00:30:55.165 --> 00:30:57.753 align:center
What fashion icons.
00:30:57.891 --> 00:30:59.445 align:center
And not only that,
00:30:59.583 --> 00:31:02.827 align:center
now there’s
Minions merchandise.
00:31:02.966 --> 00:31:05.382 align:center
What will they think of next?
00:31:06.970 --> 00:31:09.386 align:center
And boy, Hollywood has
never seen parties
00:31:09.524 --> 00:31:11.871 align:center
like the ones those classy
gentlemen are throwing.
00:31:13.597 --> 00:31:16.255 align:center
Yes, the Minions
are on top of the world.
00:31:16.393 --> 00:31:18.602 align:center
They truly have it all.
00:31:30.303 --> 00:31:31.546 align:center
Bank you, bank you.
00:31:33.341 --> 00:31:34.928 align:center
Okay? Hah.
00:31:42.453 --> 00:31:44.386 align:center
- Gooda, huh?
- Loving it.
00:31:44.524 --> 00:31:46.078 align:center
-
00:31:46.802 --> 00:31:48.459 align:center
-
00:31:54.776 --> 00:31:56.329 align:center
para aquí, eh?
00:31:56.467 --> 00:31:57.641 align:center
Aquí.
00:31:58.504 --> 00:31:59.988 align:center
- Wow.
- Incredible.
00:32:00.126 --> 00:32:01.990 align:center
Eh, buh, buh, buh, buh. Sergei!
00:32:02.128 --> 00:32:04.682 align:center
película. Looka.
00:32:06.719 --> 00:32:07.754 align:center
- Okay?
- On it.
00:32:12.138 --> 00:32:14.934 align:center
Okay?
00:32:15.072 --> 00:32:16.625 align:center
James, my boy,
00:32:16.763 --> 00:32:18.938 align:center
you have a real gift
for filmmaking.
00:32:19.076 --> 00:32:20.491 align:center
Ah, bank you.
00:32:20.629 --> 00:32:23.322 align:center
Ja, you have what it takes
to become a director.
00:32:23.460 --> 00:32:25.358 align:center
There could even be an Oscar
in your future.
00:32:25.496 --> 00:32:27.222 align:center
O-Oscar?
00:32:27.360 --> 00:32:31.778 align:center
Ah, it’s an award given out to
the best films and filmmakers.
00:32:31.916 --> 00:32:33.573 align:center
Ah
00:32:34.402 --> 00:32:37.715 align:center
And the Oscar for
the best movie ever goes to
00:32:39.165 --> 00:32:40.304 align:center
James.
00:32:40.442 --> 00:32:42.651 align:center
-
00:32:43.721 --> 00:32:46.345 align:center
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
Bank you, bank you!
00:32:50.625 --> 00:32:53.248 align:center
Eh
00:32:53.386 --> 00:32:54.767 align:center
Bank you!
00:32:54.905 --> 00:32:57.045 align:center
Bank you - James.
00:32:57.183 --> 00:32:58.391 align:center
James?
00:32:58.529 --> 00:33:00.048 align:center
Are you all right, my friend?
00:33:02.947 --> 00:33:04.846 align:center
W-Wait, wh-what’s-what’s
happening? What is this?
00:33:04.984 --> 00:33:06.330 align:center
I’ll tell you what it is.
00:33:06.468 --> 00:33:08.263 align:center
It’s the future of cinema.
00:33:08.401 --> 00:33:09.713 align:center
Everyone’s doing it, Max.
00:33:09.851 --> 00:33:13.889 align:center
From now on,
our movies are gonna have
00:33:14.027 --> 00:33:15.788 align:center
sound.
00:33:17.824 --> 00:33:20.689 align:center
That right there, what
I just said, that was sound.
00:33:22.346 --> 00:33:23.761 align:center
-
00:33:23.899 --> 00:33:27.420 align:center
I have a very good feeling
about this.
00:33:27.558 --> 00:33:29.250 align:center
- Quiet, everyone.
00:33:29.388 --> 00:33:31.010 align:center
Are you ready, Henry?
00:33:31.148 --> 00:33:32.218 align:center
Ah, sí, sí, sí.
00:33:32.356 --> 00:33:34.117 align:center
This will be great.
00:33:35.256 --> 00:33:37.327 align:center
Okay, we’re recording.
00:33:37.465 --> 00:33:39.674 align:center
And action.
00:33:55.517 --> 00:33:57.657 align:center
You disappear from my life
five years ago,
00:33:57.795 --> 00:34:00.971 align:center
and now you think
you can come waltzing back in?
00:34:01.109 --> 00:34:03.594 align:center
Well, no. No, I say!
00:34:04.250 --> 00:34:07.495 align:center
Get lost, you handsome bastard.
00:34:09.566 --> 00:34:11.947 align:center
Oh, Humphrey.
00:34:12.085 --> 00:34:14.950 align:center
My mother warned me
about men like you.
00:34:21.957 --> 00:34:24.684 align:center
Mm, baby,
00:34:24.822 --> 00:34:27.480 align:center
piñata, carbonara,
00:34:27.618 --> 00:34:29.275 align:center
lasagna.
00:34:29.413 --> 00:34:31.139 align:center
- What?
00:34:31.277 --> 00:34:32.554 align:center
Was?
00:34:32.692 --> 00:34:34.453 align:center
What?
00:34:39.665 --> 00:34:41.114 align:center
Stay with us, Sarge.
00:34:41.253 --> 00:34:42.599 align:center
We need you.
00:34:42.737 --> 00:34:45.843 align:center
What are we gonna do?
What are we gonna do?!
00:34:50.538 --> 00:34:51.884 align:center
Yeah, Sarge?
00:34:52.022 --> 00:34:54.024 align:center
Sí
00:34:54.162 --> 00:34:55.750 align:center
chihuahua!
00:34:58.270 --> 00:34:59.271 align:center
Cut!
00:34:59.409 --> 00:35:01.031 align:center
Chihuahua!
00:35:19.118 --> 00:35:21.154 align:center
Oh, poop.
00:35:21.293 --> 00:35:22.708 align:center
Cut!
00:35:22.846 --> 00:35:24.365 align:center
Bikini.
00:35:28.058 --> 00:35:30.371 align:center
- Can I have a cup of coffee, please?
00:35:30.509 --> 00:35:32.096 align:center
Tiny bit of milk.
00:35:32.235 --> 00:35:34.306 align:center
Two sugars.
00:35:34.444 --> 00:35:35.997 align:center
Thank you.
00:35:36.963 --> 00:35:38.241 align:center
Balzac!
00:35:39.518 --> 00:35:41.451 align:center
This is a disaster!
We’ve lost millions!
00:35:41.589 --> 00:35:43.176 align:center
- No.
00:35:43.315 --> 00:35:45.248 align:center
- You know who I blame?
- Them!
00:35:45.386 --> 00:35:46.870 align:center
Sadly, yes.
00:35:47.008 --> 00:35:48.527 align:center
Get out of here!
00:35:48.665 --> 00:35:50.149 align:center
But we wish you the best
of luck in your new endeavor,
00:35:50.287 --> 00:35:51.702 align:center
and we hope
we can still be friends
00:35:51.840 --> 00:35:53.877 align:center
- who never speak to each other.
- Leave.
00:35:54.015 --> 00:35:56.293 align:center
And have a great life
away from us.
00:36:00.228 --> 00:36:01.988 align:center
Mbappé de Platini.
00:36:02.126 --> 00:36:03.266 align:center
Oscar.
00:36:03.404 --> 00:36:04.784 align:center
O-Oscar?
00:36:04.922 --> 00:36:07.891 align:center
James, you’re never
going to win an Oscar.
00:36:08.029 --> 00:36:09.064 align:center
You’re done.
00:36:09.202 --> 00:36:10.549 align:center
You’re fired!
00:36:10.687 --> 00:36:12.413 align:center
-
00:36:17.832 --> 00:36:20.559 align:center
- Goodbye, Ridley.
- Goodbye, Max.
00:36:20.697 --> 00:36:22.975 align:center
- Auf Wiedersehen, Eric.
- Bye-bye, Max.
00:36:23.113 --> 00:36:25.943 align:center
- Hasta la vista, Quentin.
- Bye-bye, Max.
00:36:26.081 --> 00:36:28.463 align:center
- Goodbye, Stephen.
- Tschüss!
00:36:28.601 --> 00:36:31.086 align:center
- Ciao, Federico.
- Bye-bye, Max.
00:36:31.224 --> 00:36:32.605 align:center
Dick.
00:36:32.743 --> 00:36:34.055 align:center
Max.
00:36:35.436 --> 00:36:38.922 align:center
Henry, James, good luck,
my friends.
00:36:39.060 --> 00:36:41.545 align:center
- Don’t worry, boys.
00:36:41.683 --> 00:36:43.996 align:center
It’s just a minor setback.
00:36:44.134 --> 00:36:45.342 align:center
-
00:36:46.895 --> 00:36:48.449 align:center
Bank you.
00:36:48.587 --> 00:36:50.796 align:center
You’re going to be fine, James.
00:36:50.934 --> 00:36:53.764 align:center
You’re going
to do great things.
00:36:53.902 --> 00:36:56.215 align:center
Henry! James!
00:36:56.353 --> 00:36:58.079 align:center
Bye-bye, Max.
00:37:13.853 --> 00:37:15.268 align:center
-
00:37:15.407 --> 00:37:17.029 align:center
No, no, no.
00:37:17.167 --> 00:37:18.237 align:center
¿Por qué?
00:37:36.773 --> 00:37:40.466 align:center
Ah
00:37:51.339 --> 00:37:52.927 align:center
Uh, okay.
00:38:11.290 --> 00:38:13.637 align:center
Hey, Victor, bood night.
00:38:13.775 --> 00:38:15.708 align:center
- Bood night, Peter.
- Hey, Nick, bood night.
00:38:15.846 --> 00:38:17.572 align:center
- Ha, bood night, Greg.
- Bood night, George.
00:38:17.710 --> 00:38:18.987 align:center
- Bood night, Stephen.
- Bood night, Bruno.
00:38:19.125 --> 00:38:20.506 align:center
- Bood night, Julian.
- Thomas, bood night.
00:38:24.855 --> 00:38:27.582 align:center
Bood night, James.
00:38:44.219 --> 00:38:45.289 align:center
Hmm.
00:38:45.428 --> 00:38:46.877 align:center
Huh?
00:38:53.401 --> 00:38:55.023 align:center
Eu-Eureka.
00:38:55.161 --> 00:38:56.128 align:center
Eureka!
00:39:02.928 --> 00:39:03.791 align:center
Storya.
00:39:03.929 --> 00:39:05.309 align:center
Minions.
00:39:07.657 --> 00:39:09.866 align:center
Bonanza
00:39:16.182 --> 00:39:17.529 align:center
Glory hallelujah!
00:39:17.667 --> 00:39:19.669 align:center
Henry, come here, come here!
00:39:19.807 --> 00:39:21.498 align:center
- Huh?
- storya!
00:39:21.636 --> 00:39:23.604 align:center
- Looka, looka!
- Huh?
00:39:23.742 --> 00:39:25.640 align:center
movie.
00:39:25.778 --> 00:39:27.400 align:center
Un movie de Minions.
Con monstras.
00:39:27.539 --> 00:39:29.230 align:center
Sí, sí, sí!
00:39:29.368 --> 00:39:31.508 align:center
-
00:39:31.646 --> 00:39:33.027 align:center
¿Qué pasa?
00:39:33.165 --> 00:39:34.235 align:center
Ah, looka, looka.
00:39:34.373 --> 00:39:36.168 align:center
James
00:39:36.306 --> 00:39:37.790 align:center
in la movies.
00:39:37.928 --> 00:39:40.448 align:center
Movies?
00:39:40.586 --> 00:39:42.208 align:center
James.
00:39:42.346 --> 00:39:43.520 align:center
Era fantástico.
00:39:43.658 --> 00:39:45.522 align:center
Minions don’t maka movies.
00:39:45.660 --> 00:39:47.075 align:center
Big Boss!
00:39:47.213 --> 00:39:49.181 align:center
y helpa James.
00:39:52.218 --> 00:39:54.151 align:center
Big Boss! Big Boss!
00:39:55.670 --> 00:39:57.292 align:center
- Oops.
00:39:57.430 --> 00:39:59.571 align:center
Uh, scusa, Greg.
Uh, all is good?
00:39:59.709 --> 00:40:00.917 align:center
Sí, sí.
00:40:01.055 --> 00:40:02.297 align:center
movies.
00:40:02.435 --> 00:40:03.782 align:center
Boss.
00:40:03.920 --> 00:40:05.508 align:center
-Big Boss!
00:40:05.646 --> 00:40:07.786 align:center
- Big Boss! Big Boss!
- No, b-buddies.
00:40:07.924 --> 00:40:09.615 align:center
Big Boss! Big Boss!
00:40:09.753 --> 00:40:11.306 align:center
Big Boss!
00:40:11.444 --> 00:40:13.032 align:center
- Alles gut?
00:40:19.142 --> 00:40:21.903 align:center
Come, Ed! ¡Vamos! ¡Vamos!
00:40:29.048 --> 00:40:32.051 align:center
Ooh, there’s romance.
00:40:32.189 --> 00:40:34.709 align:center
How’s that going to end up?
00:40:34.847 --> 00:40:36.884 align:center
Whoo-hoo-hoo, he’s so scary.
00:40:37.022 --> 00:40:39.852 align:center
- James, I love your movie.
- Bank you.
00:40:39.990 --> 00:40:42.752 align:center
Yes, it’s clear
this is a real passion project,
00:40:42.890 --> 00:40:44.167 align:center
and you need to make it,
00:40:44.305 --> 00:40:45.962 align:center
whatever challenges
get in your way.
00:40:46.100 --> 00:40:47.757 align:center
Sí, sí.
00:40:47.895 --> 00:40:49.275 align:center
advice.
00:40:49.413 --> 00:40:50.553 align:center
Advice?
00:40:50.691 --> 00:40:53.210 align:center
- Sí, sí. Bitte.
- Uh, well
00:40:53.348 --> 00:40:54.453 align:center
where do I start?
00:40:54.591 --> 00:40:57.490 align:center
I mean, eh, uh, yeah.
00:40:57.629 --> 00:41:00.148 align:center
Um, you guys have
film equipment?
00:41:00.286 --> 00:41:02.012 align:center
Eh no.
00:41:02.150 --> 00:41:04.083 align:center
Ah, no film equipment. Uh-huh.
00:41:04.221 --> 00:41:05.360 align:center
A crew?
00:41:05.498 --> 00:41:06.914 align:center
Crew. No.
00:41:07.052 --> 00:41:08.950 align:center
No crew either? Mm.
00:41:09.088 --> 00:41:12.920 align:center
And you wrote a monster movie
with a very big monster?
00:41:13.058 --> 00:41:14.438 align:center
Sí. kaiju.
00:41:16.130 --> 00:41:18.926 align:center
And what are you going to use
for your monster?
00:41:19.064 --> 00:41:20.686 align:center
Ah, uh
00:41:20.824 --> 00:41:23.137 align:center
- Aha. Okay.
00:41:23.275 --> 00:41:24.138 align:center
Listen to me carefully.
00:41:24.276 --> 00:41:26.036 align:center
What I’m going to tell you is
00:41:26.174 --> 00:41:28.314 align:center
very, very important.
00:41:28.452 --> 00:41:29.833 align:center
So, if you want
00:41:29.971 --> 00:41:33.388 align:center
to make a fantastisch,
very cool monster movie,
00:41:33.526 --> 00:41:36.391 align:center
you will need a fantastisch,
very cool monster.
00:41:40.568 --> 00:41:42.812 align:center
I can’t really help you
with that, I’m afraid.
00:41:42.950 --> 00:41:45.538 align:center
But I can give you this.
00:41:50.198 --> 00:41:52.166 align:center
Un-un-un cámara.
00:41:52.304 --> 00:41:54.513 align:center
Max, wirklich?
00:41:54.651 --> 00:41:56.619 align:center
It was a gift from my father.
00:41:56.757 --> 00:41:58.241 align:center
My first camera.
00:41:59.276 --> 00:42:01.831 align:center
I’m passing it on to you now.
00:42:01.969 --> 00:42:04.350 align:center
I believe in you, James.
00:42:04.488 --> 00:42:06.456 align:center
I know you’ll do great.
00:42:06.594 --> 00:42:09.839 align:center
And remember,
a very cool monster movie
00:42:09.977 --> 00:42:12.048 align:center
needs a very cool monster.
00:42:12.186 --> 00:42:14.602 align:center
Max, darling. Come over here.
00:42:14.740 --> 00:42:16.639 align:center
Good luck, guys.
00:42:21.540 --> 00:42:23.404 align:center
kaiju.
00:42:23.542 --> 00:42:25.337 align:center
- Uh
- Ed.
00:42:34.277 --> 00:42:35.450 align:center
Oh
00:42:35.588 --> 00:42:37.349 align:center
- Hey, buddies, buddies.
- Sí.
00:42:37.487 --> 00:42:38.764 align:center
Maka la movie!
00:42:42.354 --> 00:42:43.907 align:center
Ed saved the day!
00:42:44.045 --> 00:42:45.460 align:center
James is gonna get his monster!
00:42:45.598 --> 00:42:48.084 align:center
Oh, well,
I’m happy you’re happy.
00:42:49.464 --> 00:42:50.914 align:center
Now do you mind if I go on
with the story?
00:42:51.052 --> 00:42:53.365 align:center
Sorry, I get
a little excited sometimes.
00:42:53.503 --> 00:42:55.160 align:center
Yes! Please continue.
00:42:55.298 --> 00:42:57.334 align:center
What about Dick
and the other Minions?
00:42:57.472 --> 00:42:58.888 align:center
Did they find a new boss?
00:42:59.026 --> 00:43:01.649 align:center
Ooh, yes, well,
I was getting to it.
00:43:01.787 --> 00:43:04.894 align:center
Dick and his friends were
about to fulfill the mission
00:43:05.032 --> 00:43:08.311 align:center
of every Minion ever
and find their tribe
00:43:08.449 --> 00:43:11.832 align:center
the greatest,
most evil master to serve.
00:43:11.970 --> 00:43:14.248 align:center
Big Boss! Big Boss!
00:43:14.386 --> 00:43:18.010 align:center
Big Boss! Big Boss!
Big Boss! Big Boss!
00:43:18.148 --> 00:43:19.598 align:center
Attention.
00:43:19.736 --> 00:43:21.911 align:center
Uh, attention, earthlings.
00:43:22.049 --> 00:43:24.707 align:center
Cease current activities
and listen.
00:43:27.330 --> 00:43:28.952 align:center
I am Dort,
00:43:29.090 --> 00:43:31.783 align:center
and I was sent here
by the Supreme High Ruler
00:43:31.921 --> 00:43:34.751 align:center
to judge this pathetic planet.
00:43:36.373 --> 00:43:38.168 align:center
Big Boss?
00:43:38.306 --> 00:43:41.896 align:center
But first, uh, Dort needs
to find loyal assistants.
00:43:42.034 --> 00:43:44.140 align:center
Ooh, hey, you,
with the very cool spaceship.
00:43:44.278 --> 00:43:46.038 align:center
- Do you want to serve Dort?
00:43:46.176 --> 00:43:47.660 align:center
Okay, let’s go home.
00:43:47.799 --> 00:43:50.215 align:center
You can do this kind of thing
on your mom’s weekend.
00:43:50.353 --> 00:43:51.872 align:center
Oh, yes, and
00:43:52.010 --> 00:43:54.046 align:center
- Come on, please.
00:43:54.184 --> 00:43:55.703 align:center
Leave me alone. -
00:43:55.841 --> 00:43:57.774 align:center
Guys, look at this winner.
00:43:57.912 --> 00:43:59.120 align:center
Ah, thank you.
00:43:59.258 --> 00:44:00.846 align:center
That’s very kind.
00:44:00.984 --> 00:44:04.056 align:center
Are you and your burly friends
interested in assisting Dort
00:44:04.194 --> 00:44:06.231 align:center
in a potentially
dangerous mission?
00:44:06.369 --> 00:44:08.509 align:center
Hey, I think the weirdo
in the lame robot suit
00:44:08.647 --> 00:44:09.924 align:center
is talking to us.
00:44:10.062 --> 00:44:13.169 align:center
Ha. I can assure you
that this is no costume.
00:44:13.307 --> 00:44:14.377 align:center
Um, I mean
00:44:14.515 --> 00:44:16.034 align:center
You know, it’s dangerous
to hang out here
00:44:16.172 --> 00:44:17.690 align:center
dressed as a tin can.
00:44:20.693 --> 00:44:22.661 align:center
Ah, ha-ha-ha. Ha, ha-ha-ha.
00:44:22.799 --> 00:44:26.803 align:center
A tin can wishes it were
as tough as me, so there.
00:44:26.941 --> 00:44:28.529 align:center
-
00:44:28.667 --> 00:44:31.359 align:center
I sense you are
preparing a hostile attack.
00:44:31.497 --> 00:44:32.636 align:center
Please stop.
00:44:32.775 --> 00:44:34.500 align:center
Oh, yeah? Or what?
00:44:40.334 --> 00:44:41.507 align:center
Whoa.
00:44:41.645 --> 00:44:43.371 align:center
Why, you!
00:44:43.509 --> 00:44:45.235 align:center
-
00:44:48.238 --> 00:44:50.482 align:center
- Now you’ve done it.
00:44:50.620 --> 00:44:52.725 align:center
Dort was on a simple mission
00:44:52.864 --> 00:44:54.279 align:center
-
00:44:54.417 --> 00:44:57.938 align:center
to decide whether or not
Earth should be invaded,
00:44:58.076 --> 00:45:00.112 align:center
and then you went
and got all up
00:45:00.250 --> 00:45:02.735 align:center
in Dort’s
facial recognition sensors.
00:45:02.874 --> 00:45:04.082 align:center
Dort has made his decision
00:45:04.220 --> 00:45:06.429 align:center
regarding the fate
of this planet.
00:45:07.810 --> 00:45:10.019 align:center
Dort is going to invade Earth
00:45:10.157 --> 00:45:13.367 align:center
and enslave humanity!
00:45:13.505 --> 00:45:16.957 align:center
Hey, hey, scusa, scusa.
00:45:17.820 --> 00:45:19.097 align:center
Ah, greetings.
00:45:19.235 --> 00:45:20.788 align:center
I am Dort.
00:45:20.926 --> 00:45:22.445 align:center
Bello, Dort. Soy Dick.
00:45:22.583 --> 00:45:24.205 align:center
Salutations, Richard.
00:45:24.343 --> 00:45:26.345 align:center
Bah, no, no, no. Le Dick.
00:45:26.483 --> 00:45:28.002 align:center
Mm, okay.
00:45:28.140 --> 00:45:32.351 align:center
Do you want to assist Dort
in a potentially dangerous mission?
00:45:32.489 --> 00:45:35.251 align:center
- Sí. Sí, sí! Yeah!
- Sí!
00:45:35.389 --> 00:45:38.737 align:center
Great! Follow Dort back
to Dort’s secret lair!
00:45:40.773 --> 00:45:42.223 align:center
Big Boss!
00:45:42.361 --> 00:45:45.157 align:center
Big Boss! Big Boss! Big Boss!
00:45:47.919 --> 00:45:48.989 align:center
Okay.
00:45:50.749 --> 00:45:51.957 align:center
- Henry?
- Sí, sí.
00:45:52.095 --> 00:45:54.028 align:center
Ed? ¡Vamos!
00:45:55.996 --> 00:45:58.239 align:center
Miso soup
00:45:58.377 --> 00:46:00.448 align:center
yaki onigiri
00:46:00.586 --> 00:46:02.071 align:center
edamame
00:46:03.900 --> 00:46:05.591 align:center
daifuku!
00:46:11.252 --> 00:46:13.185 align:center
Looka!
00:46:24.024 --> 00:46:26.026 align:center
HENRY and JAMES:
Le kaiju!
00:46:31.272 --> 00:46:32.687 align:center
Yes! Yes, I’m free!
00:46:32.825 --> 00:46:35.138 align:center
F-F-Freedom.
00:46:35.276 --> 00:46:36.691 align:center
- Bah
00:46:36.829 --> 00:46:38.866 align:center
- Oh, happy day!
- Hmm?
00:46:39.004 --> 00:46:43.664 align:center
Oh, I got to say, it is
so great to finally be out.
00:46:43.802 --> 00:46:46.943 align:center
I have been trapped
in that book forever, and I
00:46:47.081 --> 00:46:48.255 align:center
- monstra.
00:46:48.393 --> 00:46:49.773 align:center
- I am forever in your debt.
- Hmm.
00:46:49.912 --> 00:46:51.361 align:center
And I just wanted to-- Whoa!
00:46:51.499 --> 00:46:52.811 align:center
What you doing there, mister?
00:46:52.949 --> 00:46:54.364 align:center
- Whoo.
00:46:54.502 --> 00:46:56.125 align:center
- Oh, whoo, whoo, okay, okay.
00:46:56.263 --> 00:46:58.127 align:center
- Henry, no, no, no, no.
00:46:58.265 --> 00:47:01.751 align:center
-
00:47:03.615 --> 00:47:06.549 align:center
Oh, no, I feel like I’ve
disappointed you in some way.
00:47:06.687 --> 00:47:08.896 align:center
I’m-I’m so sorry. Can I help?
00:47:09.034 --> 00:47:10.760 align:center
le monstras?
00:47:10.898 --> 00:47:13.901 align:center
Monsters?
You want big, scary monsters?
00:47:14.039 --> 00:47:16.662 align:center
Sí. Come here, come here.
00:47:18.216 --> 00:47:19.769 align:center
Que para le movies.
00:47:19.907 --> 00:47:21.150 align:center
Oh.
00:47:21.288 --> 00:47:24.256 align:center
You need monsters
for your movie.
00:47:24.394 --> 00:47:27.087 align:center
I know the perfect monsters
for you.
00:47:27.225 --> 00:47:28.502 align:center
I’ll take you to ’em.
00:47:28.640 --> 00:47:30.607 align:center
Uh, uh, bank you!
00:47:30.745 --> 00:47:32.264 align:center
Oh, by the way,
00:47:32.402 --> 00:47:35.060 align:center
I’m Gary Orkam Oliver
Magma Ichabod the Deceiver.
00:47:35.198 --> 00:47:37.476 align:center
But my friends just call me
Goomi for short.
00:47:37.614 --> 00:47:38.961 align:center
Oh. Soy James.
00:47:39.099 --> 00:47:40.721 align:center
Oh, James.
00:47:40.859 --> 00:47:42.688 align:center
Rolls off the face tendrils.
00:47:42.826 --> 00:47:44.104 align:center
James.
00:47:44.242 --> 00:47:46.037 align:center
- Henry.
- Hey, bello.
00:47:46.175 --> 00:47:48.004 align:center
Henry. Oh, I like it.
00:47:48.142 --> 00:47:49.523 align:center
It sounds tough and rugged.
00:47:49.661 --> 00:47:51.318 align:center
It’s like,
“Oh, look out, here comes
00:47:51.456 --> 00:47:52.629 align:center
Henry!”
00:47:52.767 --> 00:47:54.010 align:center
Ed.
00:47:54.148 --> 00:47:56.219 align:center
Ed. Enchanté.
00:47:57.531 --> 00:47:59.291 align:center
Oh, man,
it’s gonna be so much fun!
00:47:59.429 --> 00:48:01.052 align:center
Come on, come on!
00:48:01.190 --> 00:48:02.708 align:center
- -HENRY: Huh?
- What a fantastic day!
00:48:02.846 --> 00:48:04.434 align:center
No.
00:48:06.850 --> 00:48:08.300 align:center
Wipe your insolent feet
00:48:08.438 --> 00:48:11.890 align:center
before stepping into
the lair of Dort.
00:48:14.203 --> 00:48:15.238 align:center
Uh
00:48:15.376 --> 00:48:17.344 align:center
le lair?
00:48:17.482 --> 00:48:18.759 align:center
Affirmative.
00:48:18.897 --> 00:48:20.761 align:center
Everyone, file in.
00:48:20.899 --> 00:48:22.176 align:center
Dort!
00:48:22.314 --> 00:48:23.591 align:center
Where have you been?
00:48:23.729 --> 00:48:24.903 align:center
-
00:48:25.041 --> 00:48:26.767 align:center
Ah, Mrs. Konikoff.
00:48:26.905 --> 00:48:28.251 align:center
Yes, so sorry.
00:48:28.389 --> 00:48:30.805 align:center
Uh, Dort had
an important work meeting.
00:48:30.943 --> 00:48:33.153 align:center
But I come with good news.
00:48:33.291 --> 00:48:35.293 align:center
Look what I found
on my way back.
00:48:35.431 --> 00:48:37.467 align:center
Those muffins you love.
00:48:37.605 --> 00:48:40.229 align:center
I only like the blueberry ones!
00:48:40.367 --> 00:48:42.231 align:center
Yes, you’re in luck.
00:48:43.025 --> 00:48:45.924 align:center
And I can
only eat them with a glass of
00:48:46.062 --> 00:48:47.443 align:center
Milk?
00:48:49.272 --> 00:48:52.655 align:center
Enjoy your fruit-filled
baked goods.
00:48:54.105 --> 00:48:55.934 align:center
What a sweet, sweet,
lovely woman.
00:48:56.072 --> 00:48:58.557 align:center
She shall be spared
when Dort overthrows the planet.
00:48:58.695 --> 00:49:00.456 align:center
Excuse me. Excuse me.
00:49:00.594 --> 00:49:01.733 align:center
As will her cat.
00:49:01.871 --> 00:49:03.838 align:center
Uh, hello. Sorry. Whoops.
00:49:03.976 --> 00:49:08.602 align:center
Uh, everyone, commence greeting
Dort’s roommate Floyd.
00:49:08.740 --> 00:49:11.467 align:center
- Uh
- Bello, Floyd.
00:49:11.605 --> 00:49:13.572 align:center
Hey. Sup?
00:49:13.710 --> 00:49:15.678 align:center
Mm, hey, Dort
00:49:15.816 --> 00:49:18.888 align:center
Whoa, whoa, lower
your throat volume, Minion.
00:49:19.026 --> 00:49:21.028 align:center
This is definitely a lair.
00:49:21.166 --> 00:49:22.719 align:center
No, looka.
00:49:22.857 --> 00:49:24.480 align:center
Bink.
00:49:24.618 --> 00:49:26.068 align:center
Bed.
00:49:27.276 --> 00:49:28.829 align:center
Boyd.
00:49:28.967 --> 00:49:31.521 align:center
No, no. Floyd.
00:49:31.659 --> 00:49:34.041 align:center
Yeah, sí, Floyd.
00:49:35.629 --> 00:49:37.320 align:center
You foolish, naive Minion.
00:49:37.458 --> 00:49:39.115 align:center
You are actually standing in
00:49:39.253 --> 00:49:41.083 align:center
a very futuristic
alien spaceship
00:49:41.221 --> 00:49:43.499 align:center
made to look like
a dingy apartment.
00:49:43.637 --> 00:49:44.983 align:center
Very realistic, isn’t it?
00:49:45.121 --> 00:49:47.296 align:center
Even the weird smell.
That’s all fake.
00:49:47.434 --> 00:49:48.918 align:center
Impressive, I know.
00:49:52.266 --> 00:49:54.544 align:center
Huh? But, but
00:49:54.682 --> 00:49:55.890 align:center
But nothing!
00:49:56.028 --> 00:49:58.341 align:center
No. Dort needs to retreat
to his private quarters
00:49:58.479 --> 00:50:01.758 align:center
to, uh, report back
to his home planet.
00:50:01.896 --> 00:50:03.795 align:center
Engaging in slamming mode!
00:50:03.933 --> 00:50:05.383 align:center
-
00:50:05.521 --> 00:50:07.109 align:center
Wow.
00:50:07.247 --> 00:50:09.111 align:center
Oh, Dort is so cool!
00:50:11.113 --> 00:50:13.115 align:center
Okay, okay. Calma, calma.
00:50:13.253 --> 00:50:14.806 align:center
Hey, hey, buddies. Looka.
00:50:14.944 --> 00:50:16.256 align:center
Wobble, wobble, wobble.
00:50:16.394 --> 00:50:17.981 align:center
- Wobble, wobble.
00:50:18.120 --> 00:50:20.674 align:center
Fellas.
00:50:21.916 --> 00:50:23.194 align:center
Wobble, wobble?
00:50:27.543 --> 00:50:30.546 align:center
Wow, you’re really
into your art, James.
00:50:30.684 --> 00:50:32.030 align:center
You’re so passionate.
00:50:32.168 --> 00:50:33.307 align:center
I think you’re a genius.
00:50:33.445 --> 00:50:34.964 align:center
Oh, bank you.
00:50:36.690 --> 00:50:37.932 align:center
Huh?
00:50:39.486 --> 00:50:41.867 align:center
Ah.
00:50:42.005 --> 00:50:44.767 align:center
Hey! Bello! Aw.
00:50:53.465 --> 00:50:55.398 align:center
Ah la.
00:50:55.536 --> 00:50:59.195 align:center
- No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:51:00.783 --> 00:51:02.474 align:center
Eh?
00:51:04.752 --> 00:51:07.376 align:center
Ah, phew.
00:51:07.514 --> 00:51:09.826 align:center
-
00:51:28.328 --> 00:51:29.708 align:center
Whoopsie.
00:51:29.846 --> 00:51:31.400 align:center
Uh Oh, oh, look!
00:51:31.538 --> 00:51:34.955 align:center
There it is, our destination!
00:51:36.681 --> 00:51:37.889 align:center
¡Vamos!
00:51:38.027 --> 00:51:39.925 align:center
Let’s go, fellas.
00:51:40.063 --> 00:51:43.308 align:center
- Uh, sí, sí.
00:51:50.660 --> 00:51:51.868 align:center
Dort.
00:51:52.006 --> 00:51:52.869 align:center
Huh?
00:51:55.838 --> 00:51:58.772 align:center
Attention.
Attention, Minions and Floyd.
00:51:58.910 --> 00:52:00.705 align:center
Dort has finally
received his orders
00:52:00.843 --> 00:52:02.948 align:center
from the Supreme High Ruler.
00:52:03.086 --> 00:52:07.263 align:center
It is time
to officially invade Earth!
00:52:10.749 --> 00:52:14.132 align:center
Yeah! Hey, Dort! Dort! Dort!
00:52:14.270 --> 00:52:15.961 align:center
Dort! Dort!
00:52:16.099 --> 00:52:20.172 align:center
DORT and MINIONS:
Dort! Dort! Dort! Dort!
00:52:20.311 --> 00:52:22.105 align:center
Dort! Dort!
00:52:22.244 --> 00:52:27.076 align:center
Dort! Dort! Dort! Dort! Dort!
00:52:27.214 --> 00:52:28.526 align:center
Dort!
00:52:28.664 --> 00:52:31.045 align:center
What did I say
about the noise?!
00:52:31.183 --> 00:52:32.944 align:center
Oh! Oh, yes. Ooh, sorry.
00:52:33.082 --> 00:52:34.290 align:center
My apologies.
00:52:34.428 --> 00:52:36.879 align:center
With me. Dort. Dort.
00:52:37.017 --> 00:52:40.883 align:center
Dort. Dort. Dort. Dort.
00:52:59.557 --> 00:53:01.697 align:center
Attention, people of Earth!
00:53:01.835 --> 00:53:05.563 align:center
Dort is officially
claiming your planet!
00:53:07.565 --> 00:53:10.326 align:center
Yeah! -
00:53:14.986 --> 00:53:17.954 align:center
Oh. Well, hello there,
little fella.
00:53:18.092 --> 00:53:20.578 align:center
Dort meant your sandcastle
no harm.
00:53:20.716 --> 00:53:22.200 align:center
- Hey.
00:53:22.338 --> 00:53:24.306 align:center
- Please stop
your shovel attack. -
00:53:24.444 --> 00:53:26.756 align:center
Cease immediately,
00:53:26.894 --> 00:53:29.138 align:center
or you will pay the price.
00:53:29.276 --> 00:53:31.071 align:center
Looka, looka, buddies.
00:53:32.762 --> 00:53:35.938 align:center
Let’s see how you fare
against a similar attack,
00:53:36.076 --> 00:53:37.284 align:center
tiny insurgent.
00:53:37.422 --> 00:53:39.735 align:center
Hey, y-you in the robot suit.
00:53:39.873 --> 00:53:41.564 align:center
No, no, no,
you can’t kick that kid.
00:53:41.702 --> 00:53:44.187 align:center
But he must be taught a lesson.
00:53:44.326 --> 00:53:46.742 align:center
And also, he started it.
00:53:46.880 --> 00:53:50.159 align:center
You are not from
around these parts, are you?
00:53:50.297 --> 00:53:51.436 align:center
Well, no.
00:53:51.574 --> 00:53:53.404 align:center
I originate
from the planet Metlar.
00:53:53.542 --> 00:53:56.268 align:center
- Hmm?
- Near the G45T system?
00:53:56.407 --> 00:53:58.719 align:center
Right.
I don’t know where that is.
00:53:58.857 --> 00:54:01.273 align:center
But I’m from a small town
in Minnesota myself,
00:54:01.412 --> 00:54:02.689 align:center
so I understand the feeling
00:54:02.827 --> 00:54:04.449 align:center
of being a stranger
in the big city.
00:54:04.587 --> 00:54:09.040 align:center
So, what you’re saying is
I am now free to kick him.
00:54:09.178 --> 00:54:11.594 align:center
-
00:54:12.457 --> 00:54:13.734 align:center
No, you can’t.
00:54:13.872 --> 00:54:15.702 align:center
Well, I should get a move on.
00:54:15.840 --> 00:54:17.911 align:center
My friends and I are headed
to a protest for women’s rights.
00:54:18.049 --> 00:54:20.776 align:center
Do you believe
women and men are equal?
00:54:20.914 --> 00:54:23.192 align:center
- Why, yes, of course.
- Oh, good.
00:54:23.330 --> 00:54:26.437 align:center
In that you both now belong
to the Supreme Ruler equally.
00:54:28.887 --> 00:54:30.579 align:center
You’re so funny and cute.
00:54:30.717 --> 00:54:32.650 align:center
Oh, I-I mean what you said.
00:54:32.788 --> 00:54:34.306 align:center
What you said is cute.
00:54:34.445 --> 00:54:35.687 align:center
Uh, pardon?
00:54:35.825 --> 00:54:37.689 align:center
Come on, Debbie,
we’re gonna be late.
00:54:37.827 --> 00:54:39.519 align:center
Did you say Dort was
00:54:39.657 --> 00:54:40.968 align:center
Give women the vote!
00:54:41.106 --> 00:54:42.556 align:center
Give women the vote!
00:54:42.694 --> 00:54:45.387 align:center
Give women the vote!
Give women the vote!
00:54:45.525 --> 00:54:47.803 align:center
Bye! Don’t kick children!
00:54:47.941 --> 00:54:50.357 align:center
Give women the vote!
Give women the vote!
00:54:50.495 --> 00:54:52.773 align:center
- Huh.
- Uh, Boss?
00:54:52.911 --> 00:54:55.535 align:center
Minions, Dort is, uh, uh,
00:54:55.673 --> 00:54:58.227 align:center
slightly postponing
Earth’s invasion.
00:54:58.365 --> 00:55:00.160 align:center
Huh?
00:55:00.298 --> 00:55:02.404 align:center
You heard me. Follow Dort!
00:55:02.542 --> 00:55:03.991 align:center
Give women the vote!
00:55:04.129 --> 00:55:05.407 align:center
Give women the vote!
00:55:05.545 --> 00:55:07.512 align:center
- Give women the vote!
- Uh.
00:55:07.650 --> 00:55:09.203 align:center
-
00:55:09.341 --> 00:55:10.688 align:center
Uh, buddies?
00:55:10.826 --> 00:55:12.103 align:center
Bive women da bove!
00:55:12.241 --> 00:55:16.176 align:center
Bive women da bove!
Bive women da bove!
00:55:18.730 --> 00:55:21.388 align:center
Come on! Come on, come on!
00:55:21.526 --> 00:55:23.632 align:center
James, you okay down there?
00:55:24.943 --> 00:55:26.911 align:center
The entrance is straight ahead.
00:55:29.672 --> 00:55:32.503 align:center
-
00:55:32.641 --> 00:55:33.642 align:center
Patagonia!
00:55:42.374 --> 00:55:45.654 align:center
I can’t wait for you
to meet my friends!
00:55:45.792 --> 00:55:47.621 align:center
Watch your step!
00:55:52.523 --> 00:55:54.490 align:center
And here we are.
00:55:56.147 --> 00:55:57.700 align:center
You’re gonna love these gents.
00:55:57.838 --> 00:55:59.081 align:center
We get them,
and then we go to
00:55:59.219 --> 00:56:01.566 align:center
- Ooh, ooh, Hollywood.
- Uh, Hollywood.
00:56:01.704 --> 00:56:03.637 align:center
Yeah, sure--
to make your movie.
00:56:03.775 --> 00:56:06.675 align:center
Whoa.
00:56:06.813 --> 00:56:08.780 align:center
There they are!
00:56:08.918 --> 00:56:10.920 align:center
Howard and Phillips.
00:56:11.058 --> 00:56:13.129 align:center
Goomi, magnífico.
00:56:13.267 --> 00:56:14.406 align:center
Right?
00:56:14.545 --> 00:56:16.236 align:center
Ed, cinema. Cinema.
00:56:16.374 --> 00:56:18.100 align:center
-
00:56:18.238 --> 00:56:20.620 align:center
Don’t be scared though.
They’re such good guys.
00:56:20.758 --> 00:56:23.105 align:center
Just try not to look
too delicious.
00:56:23.243 --> 00:56:24.140 align:center
Huh?!
00:56:24.278 --> 00:56:26.418 align:center
- Hmm.
00:56:30.975 --> 00:56:33.184 align:center
-
00:56:46.024 --> 00:56:47.232 align:center
-
00:56:47.370 --> 00:56:49.131 align:center
Mega kaiju!
00:56:49.269 --> 00:56:51.305 align:center
Behold!
00:56:57.449 --> 00:56:59.831 align:center
Hey, Goomi.
Thanks for the jailbreak.
00:56:59.969 --> 00:57:02.731 align:center
All right, where were we?
00:57:02.869 --> 00:57:05.043 align:center
Howard and Phillips
destroy world!
00:57:05.181 --> 00:57:06.217 align:center
Yeah!
00:57:06.355 --> 00:57:08.253 align:center
But wait, I’m sorry.
Quick question.
00:57:08.391 --> 00:57:10.359 align:center
I want to eat one of these
funny-looking yellow guys first.
00:57:10.497 --> 00:57:11.774 align:center
Is that okay?
00:57:11.912 --> 00:57:13.396 align:center
-
00:57:13.535 --> 00:57:14.674 align:center
Guys, guys.
00:57:14.812 --> 00:57:17.642 align:center
We are not going
to destroy the world
00:57:17.780 --> 00:57:19.679 align:center
nor eat anyone in this room.
00:57:19.817 --> 00:57:21.266 align:center
Are we clear?
00:57:21.404 --> 00:57:22.682 align:center
- Huh?
- Not really.
00:57:22.820 --> 00:57:25.374 align:center
Destroying stuff
is-is kind of our thing.
00:57:25.512 --> 00:57:27.894 align:center
Uh, not anymore, Phillips.
00:57:28.032 --> 00:57:30.275 align:center
No, all that stuff is over.
00:57:30.413 --> 00:57:32.036 align:center
We are no longer evil.
00:57:32.174 --> 00:57:34.832 align:center
We work in
the motion picture industry.
00:57:34.970 --> 00:57:36.281 align:center
See?
00:57:36.419 --> 00:57:37.938 align:center
No worldwide destruction.
00:57:38.076 --> 00:57:40.423 align:center
No devouring
funny-looking yellow guys.
00:57:40.562 --> 00:57:44.876 align:center
We’re just gonna
help James here make his dreams come true.
00:57:46.084 --> 00:57:47.810 align:center
Huh?
00:57:49.536 --> 00:57:50.917 align:center
Oh!
00:57:51.055 --> 00:57:53.229 align:center
Okay.
00:57:53.367 --> 00:57:54.852 align:center
Wink, wink.
00:57:54.990 --> 00:57:57.026 align:center
Got it. All right, we’re in.
00:57:57.993 --> 00:57:59.891 align:center
They’re in!
00:58:00.029 --> 00:58:01.755 align:center
Come on, let’s go to Hollywood!
00:58:01.893 --> 00:58:03.688 align:center
Sí. Woot, woot!
00:58:03.826 --> 00:58:05.932 align:center
Huh? Oh, no, no, no!
00:58:06.070 --> 00:58:07.347 align:center
- James, James.
00:58:07.485 --> 00:58:09.694 align:center
loco.
Le monstra bada.
00:58:09.832 --> 00:58:11.938 align:center
Henry Stoppa, okay?
00:58:12.076 --> 00:58:14.147 align:center
- Stoppa.
00:58:14.285 --> 00:58:16.977 align:center
C’est me movie, okay? Me movie!
00:58:18.151 --> 00:58:21.395 align:center
Howard having super weird day.
00:58:21.533 --> 00:58:23.915 align:center
Uh
00:58:25.054 --> 00:58:27.332 align:center
Faster!
00:58:27.470 --> 00:58:29.265 align:center
Faster!
00:58:29.403 --> 00:58:31.405 align:center
- Ah. Gooda, gooda.
00:58:31.543 --> 00:58:32.924 align:center
Hey, Henry!
00:59:03.783 --> 00:59:06.578 align:center
-
00:59:13.585 --> 00:59:15.449 align:center
Mm!
00:59:16.865 --> 00:59:18.142 align:center
Ah!
00:59:26.702 --> 00:59:28.773 align:center
Mm-hmm.
00:59:44.789 --> 00:59:46.722 align:center
-
01:00:04.636 --> 01:00:07.570 align:center
Ooh, is this
where you make movies?
01:00:07.709 --> 01:00:10.090 align:center
Sí.
01:00:11.022 --> 01:00:12.472 align:center
Fantastic.
01:00:12.610 --> 01:00:14.370 align:center
You hear that, guys?
This is where it all happens.
01:00:14.508 --> 01:00:16.096 align:center
- Come here!
01:00:16.234 --> 01:00:17.097 align:center
Come here!
01:00:25.381 --> 01:00:28.764 align:center
Holy!
Wow, would you look at this!
01:00:32.147 --> 01:00:33.113 align:center
Uh, uh.
01:00:37.842 --> 01:00:39.430 align:center
- Uh
- Oh! Oh, oh, oh, look.
01:00:39.568 --> 01:00:40.811 align:center
- This is great.
- Huh?
01:00:40.949 --> 01:00:42.019 align:center
Sí.
01:00:44.746 --> 01:00:46.851 align:center
El a destructo la terra!
01:00:46.989 --> 01:00:48.542 align:center
C’est besta storya.
01:00:48.680 --> 01:00:51.718 align:center
Oh, James, you’ve painted
such a wonderful picture
01:00:51.856 --> 01:00:53.582 align:center
with your beautiful gibberish.
01:00:53.720 --> 01:00:56.481 align:center
Your movie
is gonna be fantastic.
01:00:56.619 --> 01:00:57.724 align:center
Isn’t it, guys?
01:00:57.862 --> 01:01:00.727 align:center
Who cares about the movie?
01:01:00.865 --> 01:01:04.835 align:center
I just want to eat people
and chase people and-and
01:01:04.973 --> 01:01:06.698 align:center
Smoosh people with feet!
01:01:06.837 --> 01:01:08.666 align:center
Exactly. Smoosh.
01:01:08.804 --> 01:01:09.874 align:center
Howard gets it.
01:01:10.012 --> 01:01:11.773 align:center
Huh?
01:01:14.154 --> 01:01:15.500 align:center
Okay, just a little
moment, please.
01:01:16.881 --> 01:01:18.676 align:center
Uh, you and you, a word?
01:01:18.814 --> 01:01:20.609 align:center
We’ll be right back.
01:01:20.747 --> 01:01:22.956 align:center
Oh. Okay.
01:01:26.995 --> 01:01:29.066 align:center
Uh. Eh.
01:01:35.831 --> 01:01:38.006 align:center
Goomi, what are we doing here?
01:01:38.144 --> 01:01:39.835 align:center
Back in the good old days,
you were all about
01:01:39.973 --> 01:01:41.181 align:center
going from planet to planet,
01:01:41.319 --> 01:01:43.563 align:center
obliterating
everything in sight.
01:01:43.701 --> 01:01:45.910 align:center
Now you want to make movies?
01:01:46.048 --> 01:01:47.187 align:center
You’ve changed, man.
01:01:47.325 --> 01:01:49.120 align:center
- Howard agree!
- Guys, guys, guys.
01:01:49.258 --> 01:01:50.639 align:center
Where’s the trust?
01:01:50.777 --> 01:01:53.124 align:center
Of course we’re gonna
destroy everything.
01:01:53.262 --> 01:01:54.885 align:center
When those cameras
start rolling,
01:01:55.023 --> 01:01:57.749 align:center
we’re going to conjure Irene.
01:01:57.888 --> 01:01:59.579 align:center
- Irene?!
- Irene?! Really?
01:01:59.717 --> 01:02:03.065 align:center
Yes, Irene,
the eater of worlds herself.
01:02:03.203 --> 01:02:04.653 align:center
We’re gonna have our revenge,
01:02:04.791 --> 01:02:07.932 align:center
but we’re gonna destroy
everything on the planet.
01:02:08.070 --> 01:02:10.314 align:center
Destroy! -
01:02:10.452 --> 01:02:13.455 align:center
- Howard, stop!
- Huh?
01:02:14.870 --> 01:02:17.252 align:center
Uh destroy?
01:02:17.390 --> 01:02:19.944 align:center
Oh, hey, Henry, buddy.
01:02:21.325 --> 01:02:23.120 align:center
James!
01:02:23.258 --> 01:02:25.812 align:center
- Get him!
01:02:30.886 --> 01:02:31.956 align:center
-
01:02:32.094 --> 01:02:34.200 align:center
- Uh
01:02:34.338 --> 01:02:35.753 align:center
Ooh!
01:02:40.033 --> 01:02:42.242 align:center
-
01:02:44.727 --> 01:02:46.729 align:center
-Ow!
01:02:50.112 --> 01:02:52.011 align:center
- Hmm.
01:02:52.149 --> 01:02:53.633 align:center
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
01:02:53.771 --> 01:02:55.704 align:center
-
01:02:55.842 --> 01:02:57.223 align:center
Hey!
01:02:57.361 --> 01:02:58.810 align:center
-
01:02:58.949 --> 01:03:01.054 align:center
Eh, en garde!
01:03:02.676 --> 01:03:05.472 align:center
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
01:03:08.648 --> 01:03:09.925 align:center
Aha!
01:03:11.478 --> 01:03:12.997 align:center
-
01:03:14.447 --> 01:03:15.655 align:center
-
01:03:15.793 --> 01:03:17.346 align:center
-
01:03:17.484 --> 01:03:18.416 align:center
James!
01:03:18.554 --> 01:03:20.936 align:center
Huh? Henry?
01:03:21.074 --> 01:03:22.179 align:center
- Henry?!
01:03:22.317 --> 01:03:24.043 align:center
Oh, hide him. Hide him, quick.
01:03:24.181 --> 01:03:26.114 align:center
Henry?
01:03:26.252 --> 01:03:29.048 align:center
Oh, hi, James. Mm, no.
01:03:29.186 --> 01:03:30.325 align:center
There’s no Henry here.
01:03:30.463 --> 01:03:32.983 align:center
Uh, just us monsters, you know,
01:03:33.121 --> 01:03:34.743 align:center
talking about, uh
01:03:34.881 --> 01:03:39.990 align:center
uh, a friend of ours that would
be great in your movie.
01:03:42.716 --> 01:03:44.477 align:center
This is Irene.
01:03:44.615 --> 01:03:45.823 align:center
Oh.
01:03:45.961 --> 01:03:50.621 align:center
Imagine the movie opens
with Irene being conjured.
01:03:50.759 --> 01:03:52.519 align:center
The coolest monster ever,
01:03:52.657 --> 01:03:55.937 align:center
unleashed upon
an unsuspecting world.
01:03:56.075 --> 01:03:57.386 align:center
Oh, I promise you, James,
01:03:57.524 --> 01:03:59.802 align:center
you’ve never seen
a monster like her.
01:03:59.941 --> 01:04:02.598 align:center
Okay. ¡Vamos, vamos!
01:04:25.932 --> 01:04:29.039 align:center
Hey, Ed, maka le movie.
01:04:29.177 --> 01:04:30.902 align:center
Okay.
01:04:31.041 --> 01:04:32.628 align:center
The big day has arrived.
01:04:32.766 --> 01:04:34.216 align:center
And I have good news.
01:04:34.354 --> 01:04:36.287 align:center
Last night, Henry and I were
having a little chat
01:04:36.425 --> 01:04:38.117 align:center
- Henry?
- Yeah, yeah, Henry.
01:04:38.255 --> 01:04:40.533 align:center
And he said he’s sorry
for being such a doink,
01:04:40.671 --> 01:04:43.501 align:center
and also that the scene
we’re about to do, you know,
01:04:43.639 --> 01:04:46.263 align:center
when Irene arrives, he thinks
it’s missing something.
01:04:46.401 --> 01:04:49.162 align:center
Huh? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.
01:04:49.300 --> 01:04:51.440 align:center
But Henry had a solution.
01:04:51.578 --> 01:04:53.787 align:center
What if, when the monster
first comes out,
01:04:53.925 --> 01:04:55.410 align:center
she eats a victim
01:04:55.548 --> 01:04:57.929 align:center
to let the audience know
that she means business.
01:04:58.068 --> 01:05:01.036 align:center
And better yet,
Henry has volunteered
01:05:01.174 --> 01:05:05.109 align:center
to play the part
of the first sacrifice!
01:05:07.422 --> 01:05:09.251 align:center
Henry! Bank you!
01:05:09.389 --> 01:05:11.081 align:center
Mm-mm, mm-mm!
01:05:11.219 --> 01:05:12.979 align:center
Oh, man, he seems excited, huh?
01:05:13.117 --> 01:05:15.361 align:center
- He’s really getting
into the part. - Aw.
01:05:15.499 --> 01:05:17.639 align:center
Well, James.
01:05:17.777 --> 01:05:19.296 align:center
Jim. Jimmy.
01:05:19.434 --> 01:05:20.849 align:center
Jimothy.
01:05:20.987 --> 01:05:24.542 align:center
Are you ready to start making
your first movie?
01:05:24.680 --> 01:05:26.096 align:center
Sí, sí.
01:05:26.234 --> 01:05:29.030 align:center
By the way, are you okay with
me appearing in this scene?
01:05:29.168 --> 01:05:30.376 align:center
Th-This is your project.
01:05:30.514 --> 01:05:31.687 align:center
I don’t want
to step on any toes.
01:05:31.825 --> 01:05:34.276 align:center
No problemo. Lumiosa!
01:05:35.484 --> 01:05:36.244 align:center
Sonos!
01:05:37.831 --> 01:05:39.143 align:center
Y smoka!
01:05:39.281 --> 01:05:41.352 align:center
Minions y Monstras.
01:05:41.490 --> 01:05:42.698 align:center
Uno!
01:05:48.083 --> 01:05:51.052 align:center
The end is finally here.
01:05:51.190 --> 01:05:54.124 align:center
Earth is living
its last moments.
01:05:54.262 --> 01:05:56.643 align:center
The monsters are back
01:05:56.781 --> 01:05:58.921 align:center
with a vengeance!
01:05:59.060 --> 01:06:05.066 align:center
The time for Irene
has come again!
01:06:05.204 --> 01:06:06.653 align:center
Rahlia!
01:06:06.791 --> 01:06:09.311 align:center
Yogsogoth!
01:06:10.209 --> 01:06:12.003 align:center
Flitahgen!
01:06:12.142 --> 01:06:14.696 align:center
Carbonica!
01:06:14.834 --> 01:06:18.251 align:center
Alea Iacta Est!
01:06:18.941 --> 01:06:22.738 align:center
Mercurio Sulubidis!
01:06:24.430 --> 01:06:28.779 align:center
Cardamen Macchiato!
01:06:41.654 --> 01:06:45.830 align:center
Welcome, the all-consuming,
01:06:45.968 --> 01:06:48.799 align:center
all-powerful Irene!
01:06:55.219 --> 01:06:56.669 align:center
Irene!
01:06:58.360 --> 01:07:00.914 align:center
Wow, you’re so beautiful!
01:07:01.052 --> 01:07:04.055 align:center
So big, so orange, so
01:07:04.194 --> 01:07:07.542 align:center
G-G-Gooey!
01:07:07.680 --> 01:07:09.854 align:center
Now feed, Irene!
01:07:09.992 --> 01:07:12.926 align:center
Feast on our modest offering
01:07:13.064 --> 01:07:15.653 align:center
and go forth into the world!
01:07:23.627 --> 01:07:25.732 align:center
C’est gooda! Gooda, Henry!
01:07:30.841 --> 01:07:33.223 align:center
-
01:07:34.672 --> 01:07:35.949 align:center
-
01:07:49.066 --> 01:07:50.757 align:center
James! Helpa me!
01:07:50.895 --> 01:07:52.345 align:center
Huh? Helpa?
01:07:52.483 --> 01:07:54.036 align:center
But por qué helpa?
01:07:54.175 --> 01:07:55.555 align:center
-
01:07:58.593 --> 01:08:00.629 align:center
James!
01:08:00.767 --> 01:08:02.010 align:center
Uh, no, no!
01:08:02.148 --> 01:08:03.322 align:center
Stoppa!
01:08:03.460 --> 01:08:05.047 align:center
Irene, stoppa!
01:08:05.186 --> 01:08:07.291 align:center
Bitte, bitte, stoppa!
01:08:07.429 --> 01:08:09.914 align:center
Stop? I’m not gonna stop.
01:08:10.052 --> 01:08:12.434 align:center
I’ve been waiting
for this moment for eons.
01:08:12.572 --> 01:08:16.266 align:center
Irene is going to devour
everything and everyone.
01:08:16.404 --> 01:08:18.129 align:center
No!
01:08:18.268 --> 01:08:19.752 align:center
-
01:08:21.823 --> 01:08:24.205 align:center
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
01:08:27.138 --> 01:08:29.589 align:center
Henry! Oh, oh, no!
01:08:46.917 --> 01:08:49.368 align:center
-
01:08:57.928 --> 01:08:59.447 align:center
Henry! Uh
01:09:09.180 --> 01:09:10.665 align:center
That was super fun.
01:09:10.803 --> 01:09:13.461 align:center
What a perfect day
this has been.
01:09:13.599 --> 01:09:14.945 align:center
Thank you so much.
01:09:15.083 --> 01:09:17.016 align:center
Oh. Oh, no.
01:09:17.154 --> 01:09:19.398 align:center
No, no. No. Thank you.
01:09:19.536 --> 01:09:21.469 align:center
I really like you, Dort.
You’re
01:09:21.607 --> 01:09:24.161 align:center
you’re not like
the other men that I know.
01:09:24.299 --> 01:09:27.992 align:center
Mm. You mean Dort is not
all about suppressing feelings
01:09:28.130 --> 01:09:30.236 align:center
to avoid appearing vulnerable?
01:09:30.374 --> 01:09:32.963 align:center
Well, yes, but more like,
with you
01:09:33.101 --> 01:09:36.760 align:center
well, I-I feel respected
and listened to.
01:09:36.898 --> 01:09:39.314 align:center
Aw, Debbie.
01:09:39.452 --> 01:09:41.282 align:center
Dort.
01:09:47.357 --> 01:09:48.875 align:center
-
01:10:01.543 --> 01:10:03.131 align:center
C’est la Henry!
01:10:03.269 --> 01:10:05.133 align:center
Dort! Kawasaki le kaiju!
01:10:05.271 --> 01:10:06.272 align:center
Help buddy, buddy.
01:10:06.410 --> 01:10:08.239 align:center
- Huh?
- Oh, my heavens!
01:10:08.378 --> 01:10:09.724 align:center
Look at that thing!
01:10:09.862 --> 01:10:12.209 align:center
Well, he’s no match
for my robot boyfriend.
01:10:12.347 --> 01:10:14.867 align:center
Go! Get him, baby!
01:10:15.005 --> 01:10:16.489 align:center
Um, yes, yes.
01:10:16.627 --> 01:10:19.458 align:center
But that thing i-is huge!
01:10:19.596 --> 01:10:22.219 align:center
Uh, I, um
01:10:22.357 --> 01:10:23.531 align:center
Okay.
01:10:25.602 --> 01:10:27.362 align:center
- Dort?
- Dort?
01:10:31.124 --> 01:10:33.230 align:center
- -Dort!
01:10:33.368 --> 01:10:34.507 align:center
- Uh, uh
- Hmm?
01:10:34.645 --> 01:10:36.267 align:center
Buddies.
Dort.
01:10:36.406 --> 01:10:37.579 align:center
Y tú. Helpa Henry!
01:10:37.717 --> 01:10:39.098 align:center
Huh? Helpa Henry?
01:10:39.236 --> 01:10:41.376 align:center
Sí, helpa Henry!
01:10:41.514 --> 01:10:42.791 align:center
Buddies!
01:10:42.929 --> 01:10:45.691 align:center
Helpa Henry!
01:10:57.323 --> 01:10:59.601 align:center
-
01:11:04.123 --> 01:11:06.850 align:center
-
01:11:09.300 --> 01:11:12.511 align:center
On my command, prepare to fire!
01:11:14.996 --> 01:11:15.928 align:center
And, uh
01:11:16.066 --> 01:11:20.242 align:center
-
01:11:20.381 --> 01:11:22.728 align:center
Fall back! Fall back!
01:11:24.971 --> 01:11:26.835 align:center
Huh?
01:11:35.361 --> 01:11:36.811 align:center
- Uh.
- Ooh. Uh.
01:11:36.949 --> 01:11:39.883 align:center
Uh, uh, uh, uh
01:11:40.021 --> 01:11:41.747 align:center
Hmph.
01:11:42.403 --> 01:11:43.473 align:center
Meow.
01:11:51.584 --> 01:11:53.206 align:center
Wait, wait, wait! Slow down!
01:11:53.344 --> 01:11:55.208 align:center
- Dort!
01:11:56.244 --> 01:11:58.177 align:center
Where are we going?
01:11:59.937 --> 01:12:02.077 align:center
- Dort!
01:12:02.215 --> 01:12:03.389 align:center
Opena!
01:12:06.288 --> 01:12:07.428 align:center
Huh?
01:12:07.566 --> 01:12:09.947 align:center
-
01:12:14.504 --> 01:12:15.850 align:center
-
01:12:15.988 --> 01:12:18.508 align:center
-
01:12:19.336 --> 01:12:20.717 align:center
Phew.
01:12:20.855 --> 01:12:22.235 align:center
- Hey, what are you doing?
- Ouch! Ouch!
01:12:22.373 --> 01:12:24.168 align:center
- Get out of here, you weirdo.
- Ouch!
01:12:34.144 --> 01:12:35.663 align:center
Henry.
01:12:35.801 --> 01:12:37.354 align:center
So I guess this is the end.
01:12:37.492 --> 01:12:39.598 align:center
Irene, finish him!
01:12:39.736 --> 01:12:41.427 align:center
Huh?
01:12:44.050 --> 01:12:46.052 align:center
Oh!
01:12:47.675 --> 01:12:50.022 align:center
- No, no, no, no, no!
01:12:57.339 --> 01:12:58.513 align:center
Henry!
01:12:58.651 --> 01:13:00.860 align:center
-
01:13:08.109 --> 01:13:10.560 align:center
- Huh?
01:13:24.677 --> 01:13:26.437 align:center
- Ah, no!
01:13:37.345 --> 01:13:39.899 align:center
Ah
01:13:41.142 --> 01:13:43.524 align:center
-
01:13:45.318 --> 01:13:47.113 align:center
Ah
01:13:52.291 --> 01:13:53.603 align:center
Huh? Henry!
01:13:53.741 --> 01:13:55.018 align:center
- James!
01:13:55.156 --> 01:13:56.537 align:center
Toot, toot!
01:13:56.675 --> 01:13:58.435 align:center
-
01:13:58.573 --> 01:14:00.713 align:center
- Minions!
- Huh?
01:14:00.851 --> 01:14:02.681 align:center
What?
01:14:04.890 --> 01:14:07.271 align:center
Mm, piñata!
01:14:10.205 --> 01:14:11.241 align:center
Huh?
01:14:21.009 --> 01:14:22.390 align:center
Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow!
01:14:22.528 --> 01:14:23.494 align:center
Click! Click! Click?
01:14:25.186 --> 01:14:26.359 align:center
Yah! Yah!
01:14:34.851 --> 01:14:36.438 align:center
-
01:14:38.164 --> 01:14:39.234 align:center
Ow!
01:14:42.410 --> 01:14:45.068 align:center
Bazooka!
01:15:03.742 --> 01:15:05.157 align:center
James!
01:15:05.295 --> 01:15:07.469 align:center
Looka, looka!
01:15:07.608 --> 01:15:09.471 align:center
Go, go, go!
01:15:26.523 --> 01:15:28.387 align:center
Oh!
01:15:39.329 --> 01:15:41.883 align:center
Good game, fellas,
but it’s over.
01:15:42.021 --> 01:15:44.645 align:center
Irene, take ’em all down!
01:15:53.274 --> 01:15:54.655 align:center
Uh, James.
01:16:02.386 --> 01:16:04.147 align:center
Huh?
01:16:04.285 --> 01:16:06.805 align:center
Ah, ah, what’s happening?
Who dares?
01:16:10.740 --> 01:16:12.949 align:center
I am Dort!
01:16:15.261 --> 01:16:16.055 align:center
Bravo!
01:16:16.193 --> 01:16:19.334 align:center
Call off your attack, or else.
01:16:19.472 --> 01:16:21.820 align:center
Oh, yeah? Or else, what?
01:16:21.958 --> 01:16:23.684 align:center
We’ve got Irene!
01:16:23.822 --> 01:16:25.168 align:center
Agreed.
01:16:25.306 --> 01:16:28.171 align:center
But I’ve got
01:16:28.309 --> 01:16:30.863 align:center
Minions!
01:16:32.520 --> 01:16:33.935 align:center
Piñata!
01:17:06.381 --> 01:17:07.693 align:center
Uh, no.
01:17:07.831 --> 01:17:08.832 align:center
-
01:17:11.386 --> 01:17:12.663 align:center
-
01:17:17.289 --> 01:17:18.014 align:center
Ah
01:17:18.152 --> 01:17:19.291 align:center
Kanpai!
01:17:20.913 --> 01:17:24.952 align:center
Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew,
pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew!
01:17:48.803 --> 01:17:51.185 align:center
Irene!
01:17:52.082 --> 01:17:53.394 align:center
Hey, Goomi!
01:17:53.532 --> 01:17:54.567 align:center
Huh?
01:17:58.606 --> 01:18:00.056 align:center
- Huh?
- Oh, no.
01:18:00.194 --> 01:18:01.816 align:center
No, no. No, no, no, no.
01:18:01.954 --> 01:18:02.886 align:center
No, no, no, no!
01:18:03.024 --> 01:18:05.268 align:center
Undo la spella.
01:18:05.406 --> 01:18:07.753 align:center
Command-Zed!
01:18:07.891 --> 01:18:09.134 align:center
Run for it, boys!
01:18:09.272 --> 01:18:11.343 align:center
Undo!
01:18:16.003 --> 01:18:18.833 align:center
Command-Zed!
01:18:18.971 --> 01:18:22.285 align:center
Don’t you dare lock me
in there again, or I’m gonna
01:18:28.809 --> 01:18:30.327 align:center
Dick!
01:18:30.465 --> 01:18:31.501 align:center
Tú le besta.
01:18:31.639 --> 01:18:33.158 align:center
No, Greg. Tú le besta.
01:18:33.296 --> 01:18:35.470 align:center
Ah. Oh!
01:18:37.714 --> 01:18:38.680 align:center
Oh.
01:18:40.717 --> 01:18:43.030 align:center
Dort! Dort!
01:18:44.445 --> 01:18:46.171 align:center
Oh, Debbie!
01:18:47.275 --> 01:18:48.587 align:center
Yes, indeed.
01:18:48.725 --> 01:18:51.970 align:center
The day and Earth itself
was saved.
01:18:52.108 --> 01:18:53.695 align:center
All was right in the world.
01:18:54.938 --> 01:18:56.388 align:center
And get this.
01:18:56.526 --> 01:18:58.977 align:center
- Ed had never stopped filming.
01:19:07.157 --> 01:19:10.195 align:center
And so,
after months of hard work,
01:19:10.333 --> 01:19:12.922 align:center
and with the help
of all of his buddies,
01:19:13.060 --> 01:19:15.752 align:center
James had made his dream
come true.
01:19:15.890 --> 01:19:18.824 align:center
He had done it.
01:19:18.962 --> 01:19:21.965 align:center
He had finally made his movie.
01:19:28.834 --> 01:19:30.422 align:center
And let me tell you,
01:19:30.560 --> 01:19:34.288 align:center
watching the movie play
with a theater full of people,
01:19:34.426 --> 01:19:38.188 align:center
there was truly nothing better.
01:19:38.326 --> 01:19:40.535 align:center
-James! James!
01:19:40.673 --> 01:19:41.847 align:center
James! James!
01:19:41.985 --> 01:19:45.540 align:center
James! James!
James! James! James!
01:19:49.061 --> 01:19:51.374 align:center
Bank you. Bank you a tutti.
01:19:51.512 --> 01:19:52.927 align:center
Bank you.
01:19:53.790 --> 01:19:55.309 align:center
Bank you.
01:19:55.447 --> 01:19:57.069 align:center
Bravo!
01:19:57.207 --> 01:19:59.520 align:center
I’m so proud of you, James!
01:19:59.658 --> 01:20:00.762 align:center
Oh, xiè xie.
01:20:00.901 --> 01:20:02.212 align:center
Fantastic work, Minions.
01:20:02.350 --> 01:20:04.697 align:center
That was incredible.
01:20:04.835 --> 01:20:06.803 align:center
Fun for the whole family.
01:20:08.978 --> 01:20:13.914 align:center
And the evening just
kept getting better and better.
01:20:14.811 --> 01:20:16.364 align:center
Uh
01:20:18.539 --> 01:20:20.610 align:center
Uh.
01:20:20.748 --> 01:20:23.026 align:center
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
01:20:23.164 --> 01:20:24.925 align:center
- Bank you, Henry.
01:20:30.861 --> 01:20:33.485 align:center
Oh, was it
a glorious, beautiful moment
01:20:33.623 --> 01:20:36.384 align:center
that none of them
would ever forget.
01:20:37.385 --> 01:20:39.318 align:center
They had done it.
01:20:39.456 --> 01:20:43.391 align:center
The Minions
had achieved success in the face of adversity.
01:20:43.529 --> 01:20:45.773 align:center
And even though
it took a long time
01:20:45.911 --> 01:20:49.950 align:center
and it wasn’t always easy,
they came out on top.
01:20:50.088 --> 01:20:51.675 align:center
As a group.
01:20:51.813 --> 01:20:53.401 align:center
As a tribe.
01:20:53.539 --> 01:20:55.231 align:center
As friends.
01:20:55.369 --> 01:20:57.543 align:center
Aw!
01:20:58.441 --> 01:20:59.614 align:center
Cut!
01:20:59.752 --> 01:21:01.858 align:center
The movie is finito!
Bank you, toda!
01:21:01.996 --> 01:21:03.756 align:center
Bank you!
01:21:03.894 --> 01:21:06.069 align:center
-
01:21:06.207 --> 01:21:07.415 align:center
Hey, hey.
01:21:07.553 --> 01:21:09.555 align:center
- Bank you!
- Way to go, Minions.
01:21:09.693 --> 01:21:12.006 align:center
Ooh, hey! ¡Cuidado! ¡Cuidado!
01:21:13.421 --> 01:21:16.079 align:center
Hey!
01:21:23.535 --> 01:21:24.846 align:center
Thank you.
01:21:24.985 --> 01:21:26.262 align:center
- Whoo!
01:21:28.160 --> 01:21:29.990 align:center
Hey. - Come here, come here.
01:21:34.615 --> 01:21:35.857 align:center
Bank you, Floyd!
01:21:37.790 --> 01:21:38.791 align:center
Aw.
01:21:40.414 --> 01:21:43.003 align:center
Eh, James, tapioca?
01:21:43.141 --> 01:21:45.867 align:center
- Tapioca.
- Credits!
01:22:05.715 --> 01:22:07.027 align:center
Ooh.
01:22:07.165 --> 01:22:09.374 align:center
- Eh.
01:22:09.512 --> 01:22:11.790 align:center
- Hey, hey, Mini Boss.
01:22:16.243 --> 01:22:18.176 align:center
-
01:22:18.314 --> 01:22:21.144 align:center
-
01:22:21.282 --> 01:22:22.663 align:center
-
01:22:22.801 --> 01:22:25.183 align:center
-
01:22:42.131 --> 01:22:43.822 align:center
Whoa!
01:22:43.960 --> 01:22:45.272 align:center
Bello?
01:22:45.410 --> 01:22:47.205 align:center
Stuart, helpa con la booka.
01:22:47.343 --> 01:22:49.759 align:center
Uh
01:22:55.661 --> 01:22:57.629 align:center
Ah, uh, uh
01:22:59.493 --> 01:23:00.804 align:center
Ow! Ow! Ooh!
01:23:00.942 --> 01:23:03.186 align:center
Stop! Hey, stop it!
01:23:14.508 --> 01:23:15.440 align:center
Eh?
01:23:19.271 --> 01:23:21.204 align:center
Uh
01:23:21.342 --> 01:23:23.793 align:center
Ah.
01:23:43.847 --> 01:23:45.159 align:center
Ooh, looka, looka!
01:23:47.299 --> 01:23:48.680 align:center
-
01:23:53.374 --> 01:23:54.996 align:center
Come here, come here!
01:23:55.135 --> 01:23:57.378 align:center
-
01:24:09.873 --> 01:24:12.290 align:center
Kitty Gru!
01:24:13.291 --> 01:24:14.326 align:center
Rawr.
01:24:16.949 --> 01:24:19.987 align:center
Sheepy Gru!
01:24:20.125 --> 01:24:21.126 align:center
Baa
01:24:22.472 --> 01:24:23.784 align:center
Ooh, ooh.
01:24:23.922 --> 01:24:26.407 align:center
Penguin Gru!
01:24:27.374 --> 01:24:29.410 align:center
-
01:24:29.548 --> 01:24:32.137 align:center
Piggy Gru!
01:24:46.772 --> 01:24:48.947 align:center
-
01:29:50.282 --> 01:29:52.457 align:center
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