WEBVTT 00:33.655 --> 00:35.899 ♪ Il ♪ 00:36.037 --> 00:37.452 ♪ lumination ♪ 00:37.590 --> 00:39.385 ♪ Illumination ♪ 00:39.523 --> 00:43.148 ♪ Illumination. ♪ 01:02.097 --> 01:05.066 - Hyah! Hyah! 01:09.622 --> 01:11.210 - 01:12.763 --> 01:14.386 Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! 01:14.524 --> 01:16.733 - 01:22.877 --> 01:25.190 - Uh 01:32.162 --> 01:33.612 Eh 01:39.721 --> 01:42.759 -Hey. - Hey. Yoo-hoo. 01:51.871 --> 01:53.563 Oh! 01:55.427 --> 01:57.843 All right, everybody, gather round. 01:57.981 --> 02:00.742 This is our latest, very special exhibit 02:00.880 --> 02:03.711 where you’ll learn all about your favorite movies 02:03.849 --> 02:05.368 - and actors. - Wow. -Ooh. 02:05.506 --> 02:09.303 Welcome to The Magic of Hollywood! 02:10.718 --> 02:13.859 Look at all this cool stuff. Oh. 02:13.997 --> 02:16.965 Look up there. It’s E.T. 02:18.484 --> 02:20.693 Oh, and look at this one. 02:20.831 --> 02:22.523 Keanu Reeves. 02:25.388 --> 02:26.975 And you all know George Lucas, right? 02:27.113 --> 02:29.184 - Oh, yes, he’s great. 02:29.840 --> 02:31.463 I’d really like to go home now. 02:31.601 --> 02:33.982 Come on, only a few more weeks left in the exhibit. 02:34.120 --> 02:35.329 You can do it. 02:35.467 --> 02:37.054 Can I at least have my cell phone? 02:37.192 --> 02:40.195 Oh, George, you’re just gonna use it to call for help. 02:42.301 --> 02:43.820 Oh, and over here, 02:43.958 --> 02:47.686 oh, wow, the most important figures in the exhibit. 02:47.824 --> 02:51.483 Without them, there would be no Hollywood. 02:51.621 --> 02:54.762 James and Henry! 02:55.935 --> 02:57.282 Who? 02:57.420 --> 02:58.904 Are you serious? 02:59.042 --> 03:00.423 James and Henry. 03:00.561 --> 03:02.597 - Minions. - I know the Minions. 03:02.735 --> 03:04.427 But I’ve never seen, uh 03:04.565 --> 03:05.842 James and Henry. 03:05.980 --> 03:08.154 - Yeah. Never heard of them. - Me neither. 03:09.397 --> 03:11.434 This is insane! 03:11.572 --> 03:15.127 James and Henry are legends, and they changed Hollywood forever. 03:15.265 --> 03:17.440 Not just Hollywood, they changed the world. 03:17.578 --> 03:18.855 And their story is epic. 03:18.993 --> 03:20.201 - They’re what? 03:20.339 --> 03:21.444 What is she talking about? 03:21.582 --> 03:23.411 You know what? Change of plans. 03:23.549 --> 03:24.723 Everybody, sit down. Now. 03:24.861 --> 03:26.828 All of you. Come on, sit down. 03:26.966 --> 03:29.244 Tommy. You, too, Glasses and Mr. Johnson. 03:29.383 --> 03:31.626 And-and-and you, too, Bubble Girl. 03:34.560 --> 03:37.011 As you may know, throughout time, 03:37.149 --> 03:40.877 dozens of Minion tribes have been roaming our planet, 03:41.015 --> 03:42.741 searching for the perfect villain 03:42.879 --> 03:44.294 - to serve. 03:50.024 --> 03:52.026 ♪ Ho, ho ♪ 03:52.164 --> 03:55.443 And among them was a very special guy. 03:55.581 --> 03:57.652 That’s him right there. 03:57.790 --> 03:59.033 James. 03:59.171 --> 04:01.553 He liked to draw, paint, but, above all, 04:01.691 --> 04:05.142 he loved to invent stories and share them with his buddies. 04:05.280 --> 04:07.248 - Hey, Alberto. Look at me booka. - Huh? 04:07.386 --> 04:08.422 ¿Te gusta? 04:08.560 --> 04:10.596 Uh um, meh. 04:10.734 --> 04:12.598 Ah. Uh, Eric. 04:12.736 --> 04:14.255 Huh? 04:14.393 --> 04:16.706 Hey, James! Hey! Okay? 04:16.844 --> 04:19.087 Uh, uh, es Sí, sí. 04:23.091 --> 04:25.024 The rest of his tribe, however, 04:25.162 --> 04:27.406 they were just interested in one thing. 04:29.270 --> 04:31.203 Big Boss. Ooh 04:31.341 --> 04:34.827 To serve the most evil master they can find. 04:36.070 --> 04:38.452 And this guy checked all the boxes. 04:38.590 --> 04:40.350 Scary? Check. 04:40.488 --> 04:41.938 Burly? Check. 04:42.076 --> 04:43.905 - Super mean? - Ooh. 04:44.043 --> 04:46.011 Pout! Pout! Pout! 04:47.668 --> 04:49.186 Double check. 04:49.324 --> 04:50.429 Oh. 04:50.567 --> 04:51.810 - No, no, no! 04:51.948 --> 04:53.432 Pout! Pout! Pout! 04:55.227 --> 04:57.229 Pout! Pout! Pout! 04:58.886 --> 05:00.784 He was a perfect ten. 05:05.824 --> 05:07.619 Pout! Pout! Pout! 05:10.345 --> 05:12.520 Pout! Pout! Pout! 05:12.658 --> 05:14.591 - 05:14.729 --> 05:17.594 To show their new master how much they cared, 05:17.732 --> 05:20.114 the Minions did everything for him. 05:24.946 --> 05:28.191 But James wanted to go one step further 05:28.329 --> 05:32.747 and create something truly wonderful for his master. 05:32.885 --> 05:35.198 - Uh, uh, what? Ah. 05:37.442 --> 05:39.098 Ah. Hey, Big Boss! 05:39.236 --> 05:41.273 Hey, looka! Looka! 05:41.411 --> 05:43.206 - 05:43.344 --> 05:45.139 Regarde! 05:45.277 --> 05:46.623 C’est tu! 05:46.761 --> 05:48.073 Et c’est nous! 05:48.211 --> 05:50.247 Big Boss! Big Boss! Big Boss! 05:52.284 --> 05:53.492 Pout, pout, pout. 05:53.630 --> 05:55.045 Uh 05:55.183 --> 05:57.047 No, pout, pout, pouta. No. 05:57.185 --> 05:58.946 No. 05:59.084 --> 06:00.534 Eh? 06:03.640 --> 06:05.435 Regarde! Regarde! 06:09.163 --> 06:11.027 - 06:11.165 --> 06:13.270 - 06:13.408 --> 06:14.962 Ah, ooh, ooh. 06:15.100 --> 06:17.343 - 06:20.761 --> 06:22.521 Uh, pulla, pulla 06:26.663 --> 06:28.872 Phew. 06:30.184 --> 06:32.186 Hey, hey, uh, no, no, no! 06:32.324 --> 06:34.982 ¡Cuidado! ¡Cuidado! 06:36.708 --> 06:38.468 Oomph! 06:43.887 --> 06:45.682 Ow! 06:45.820 --> 06:47.339 Oh! Ooh! Oh! 06:50.860 --> 06:51.964 - 06:52.102 --> 06:54.346 - 06:54.484 --> 06:56.382 - Oh, James. - James. 07:01.387 --> 07:02.975 The Minions were banished 07:03.113 --> 07:04.874 from the Cyclops’s island that day, 07:05.012 --> 07:06.669 and everyone was mad at James. 07:06.807 --> 07:09.050 - James, James, James! 07:11.777 --> 07:13.503 - Oh. - Well, not everyone. 07:13.641 --> 07:16.610 - One other Minion found it very funny. 07:16.748 --> 07:18.473 Big Boss. Pout, pout, pout. 07:23.893 --> 07:25.826 Ayah, ouch. 07:28.242 --> 07:30.071 And that was Henry. 07:30.209 --> 07:33.109 Ooh la la la. 07:37.631 --> 07:38.977 Allez. 07:39.805 --> 07:43.119 Hey, James. 07:43.257 --> 07:44.707 Ah, sí, sí. 07:46.225 --> 07:47.882 Uh-uh. 07:50.264 --> 07:51.886 Nope. Nope, nope, nope. 07:56.477 --> 07:57.754 Hey. 08:03.449 --> 08:05.555 Huh? 08:07.764 --> 08:08.869 Mee-ta Henry. 08:09.007 --> 08:10.871 Ah, bello. Mee-ta James. 08:11.009 --> 08:13.563 - Tapioca? - Ah, oh, tapioca. 08:13.701 --> 08:14.875 Ooh, hey. 08:15.013 --> 08:16.808 - Sí. 08:19.051 --> 08:20.639 Oh, oh. 08:20.777 --> 08:23.642 Hey, oh! 08:23.780 --> 08:25.506 - Ah, o-okay. Sí, sí. - Sí. Sí. 08:27.128 --> 08:28.509 Blah. 08:28.647 --> 08:30.304 - 08:30.442 --> 08:31.961 And from that moment on, 08:32.099 --> 08:34.722 James and Henry were inseparable. 08:34.860 --> 08:38.381 The best of friends and by each other’s side 08:38.519 --> 08:41.039 - no matter where they went - Big Boss! Big Boss! 08:41.177 --> 08:44.387 - or who they worked for. - Big Boss! Big Boss! Big Boss! 08:45.526 --> 08:48.218 Their next master was extremely promising, 08:48.356 --> 08:52.637 very powerful and, more importantly, very evil. 08:52.775 --> 08:57.262 And his book-- ooh, dear me, it had some wicked spells in it. 08:57.400 --> 08:58.988 Misha stroganoff. 09:01.197 --> 09:02.750 Oh la la la. 09:04.441 --> 09:05.684 Brush up! Brush up! 09:08.618 --> 09:11.414 No touch of la bookiski. 09:12.449 --> 09:15.452 - No touch of! - Okay, okay. No touch of. 09:17.834 --> 09:19.077 Ah. 09:19.215 --> 09:21.320 - No touch of! - Bah no, no. 09:22.667 --> 09:23.875 Hey, James. James. 09:24.013 --> 09:25.566 Come here, come here. Looka. 09:25.704 --> 09:27.119 Touch of la bookiski. 09:27.948 --> 09:29.639 Oh. 09:29.777 --> 09:31.330 Looka. Come here, come here. 09:32.677 --> 09:33.539 Oh. 09:33.678 --> 09:35.403 Bella la monstra. 09:36.819 --> 09:39.718 Ooh la. Ooh. 09:40.788 --> 09:42.410 Oh, oh! La! La rabbit! 09:42.548 --> 09:44.827 Holy kawaii! Voy a la spella. 09:44.965 --> 09:46.449 Uh 09:52.041 --> 09:53.594 - 09:53.732 --> 09:56.114 - 10:00.601 --> 10:01.809 Aw. 10:01.947 --> 10:03.431 cute-a. 10:14.926 --> 10:17.998 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no! 10:32.840 --> 10:35.394 Uh, hah. Blah. Command-Zed. 10:36.430 --> 10:38.570 Command-Zed! 10:38.708 --> 10:40.399 Undo! 10:40.537 --> 10:42.298 Command-Zed! 10:42.436 --> 10:43.609 Undo! 10:58.072 --> 11:01.766 Once again, the Minions had inadvertently lost a master. 11:03.802 --> 11:04.872 Henry! 11:05.010 --> 11:06.701 On the plus side, 11:06.840 --> 11:09.049 James and Henry’s friendship became stronger that day 11:09.187 --> 11:10.602 - Uh - Uh 11:10.740 --> 11:12.052 even if it made 11:12.190 --> 11:13.916 some of the other Minions unhappy. 11:25.134 --> 11:27.205 Oh, this is Ed, by the way. 11:27.343 --> 11:30.070 He’s a friendly Minion who is a bit hard of hearing. 11:32.072 --> 11:34.937 So they came up with a way of communicating with each other. 11:35.075 --> 11:37.387 - Y polenta, la mango. - Mm-hmm. 11:40.839 --> 11:42.116 Come here. 11:42.254 --> 11:43.600 Huh? 11:51.643 --> 11:55.958 And so the Minions went from one boss to the next. 11:56.096 --> 11:57.649 And there were many. 12:00.859 --> 12:02.827 The Big Boss! 12:06.002 --> 12:07.832 Uh, buddies. 12:07.970 --> 12:09.695 Por favor. 12:09.834 --> 12:11.283 Uh. Huh? Ah! 12:14.769 --> 12:16.530 Oh, Chris! 12:17.393 --> 12:19.395 - 12:26.126 --> 12:27.713 Oh, Bill. 12:34.168 --> 12:35.721 Oh, Patrick. 12:39.277 --> 12:41.348 - Huh? 12:42.142 --> 12:43.729 Oh, Brian. 12:45.800 --> 12:47.388 But after a while, 12:47.526 --> 12:50.495 they couldn’t find any more evil masters to serve. 12:50.633 --> 12:53.878 For a very long time, the Minions wandered about, 12:54.016 --> 12:56.397 tired and losing hope. 12:57.847 --> 12:59.711 Okay. 12:59.849 --> 13:00.712 Okay? 13:02.403 --> 13:04.129 And that very bossy Minion there, 13:04.267 --> 13:05.855 that’s Dick. 13:05.993 --> 13:07.753 He barked at everyone to make camp for the night. 13:07.892 --> 13:09.238 - Eh, bup, bup, bup, bup, bup. 13:12.413 --> 13:14.036 Now, because of their nonstop 13:14.174 --> 13:16.624 blabbering and giggling, Dick ordered Henry and James 13:16.762 --> 13:20.283 to go sleep away from everyone else, as per usual. 13:20.421 --> 13:22.078 - Which was fine with them, 13:22.216 --> 13:24.115 as it meant they could stay up all night 13:24.253 --> 13:27.428 discussing the meaning of life, the cosmos, 13:27.566 --> 13:29.534 their hopes, their dreams. 13:32.986 --> 13:35.367 - Ooh la la. - JAMES: Bank you. 13:35.505 --> 13:37.266 - Bellissimo, James. - Uh-huh. 13:37.404 --> 13:38.474 Ah. Dick. 13:38.612 --> 13:39.924 asparagus. 13:40.062 --> 13:42.340 Mick or no. Mick or no. Mick or no. 13:42.478 --> 13:46.206 - Hey, yo! Henry, James! Sleepa! 13:58.321 --> 14:00.634 Hey. 14:00.772 --> 14:02.084 Go, go, go. 14:02.222 --> 14:04.741 - Hey, Henry, wake up. - Huh? 14:07.572 --> 14:10.195 - 14:10.333 --> 14:12.232 Oof. And with that, 14:12.370 --> 14:14.855 Dick lost his temper again. 14:14.993 --> 14:19.135 And he said all he had on his mind about the two friends. 14:19.273 --> 14:23.036 Henry thought long and hard about Dick’s remarks 14:23.174 --> 14:24.416 and decided to punch him. 14:24.554 --> 14:26.453 - 14:26.591 --> 14:29.111 But thankfully Ed intervened, 14:29.249 --> 14:31.872 signed for his friend to calm down, 14:32.010 --> 14:33.460 breathe deeply 14:33.598 --> 14:35.634 - and - Hey. Hey! 14:35.772 --> 14:37.498 punched Dick himself. 14:37.636 --> 14:39.535 - 14:39.673 --> 14:41.951 Uh, putt, putt, putt, putt. Okay? 14:42.089 --> 14:43.504 - 14:43.642 --> 14:45.092 Well, this seemed like 14:45.230 --> 14:46.507 - the breaking point - Looka! 14:46.645 --> 14:48.406 but then Dick saw something 14:48.544 --> 14:51.616 that would change the Minions’ lives forever. 14:51.754 --> 14:53.445 Big Boss! Ah! Ooh! Ah! 14:53.583 --> 14:56.172 - ♪ ♪ 15:00.004 --> 15:01.315 Big Boss. 15:01.453 --> 15:03.007 Hey, buddies! 15:16.330 --> 15:19.023 - 15:22.819 --> 15:24.097 Bye-bye! 15:25.788 --> 15:27.859 What the? 15:27.997 --> 15:29.516 Hyah! 15:35.591 --> 15:37.627 - 15:43.564 --> 15:45.428 - Huh? Buddies, looka! 15:45.566 --> 15:47.775 - 15:49.018 --> 15:51.779 To the train! 15:51.917 --> 15:53.885 - 15:54.023 --> 15:55.783 Follow him! - Get on up! Get after him! 15:55.921 --> 15:57.820 Go, go, go! 15:57.958 --> 15:59.477 Hmm? 15:59.615 --> 16:01.686 - After him! - Come here, you little 16:06.035 --> 16:08.037 Hey! - 16:10.764 --> 16:11.937 Huh? Oh. 16:13.939 --> 16:16.321 - 16:20.946 --> 16:23.777 Hey! Down here! 16:31.750 --> 16:32.993 Buddies! Helpa me! 16:33.131 --> 16:35.444 - 16:49.320 --> 16:51.287 What? Oh! 16:55.705 --> 16:57.431 Whoa, whoa! 17:02.643 --> 17:05.681 Big Boss! Hey! 17:11.445 --> 17:12.998 - 17:15.829 --> 17:17.175 - Uh, oh. - Oh. 17:18.901 --> 17:20.420 - 17:30.499 --> 17:31.948 Hey, hey, looka. 17:33.329 --> 17:34.710 Toot, toot! 17:34.848 --> 17:37.851 - 17:59.666 --> 18:02.047 - 18:06.120 --> 18:07.812 Uh, uh, oh. 18:09.400 --> 18:10.677 Oh, oh, oh. 18:25.139 --> 18:27.141 Hey. Toot, toot! 18:27.280 --> 18:29.213 - Toot! - Toot! 18:29.351 --> 18:30.559 - -Agh. 18:30.697 --> 18:31.767 - Broke off. - Huh? 18:31.905 --> 18:33.734 Toot, toot! 18:33.872 --> 18:35.149 - Toot, toot, toot! - Toot, toot! 18:35.288 --> 18:37.531 - 18:40.327 --> 18:42.226 - 18:42.364 --> 18:44.400 Buddies, go, go! 18:44.538 --> 18:46.230 Toot, toot! 18:58.587 --> 19:00.589 Ah! 19:02.004 --> 19:04.386 - 19:14.844 --> 19:17.433 Please don’t hurt me! 19:17.571 --> 19:19.746 Big Boss. 19:20.781 --> 19:21.610 Phew. 19:21.748 --> 19:22.990 Look out! 19:23.128 --> 19:24.647 Kumquat? 19:25.510 --> 19:26.442 Huh? 19:26.580 --> 19:27.754 Huh? 19:27.892 --> 19:29.514 No. 19:35.624 --> 19:37.902 - Stop! 19:38.040 --> 19:41.699 Sto 19:41.837 --> 19:44.218 op! 19:53.642 --> 19:55.575 Toot, toot. 19:55.713 --> 19:57.715 Cut! 19:57.853 --> 20:00.027 Okay, people, back to one. 20:01.443 --> 20:02.961 And you! 20:03.099 --> 20:05.101 Do you have any idea what you have done? 20:06.793 --> 20:08.657 la Boss y, uh, conducto 20:08.795 --> 20:11.349 Huh? E la toot, toot. Y la James también. 20:11.487 --> 20:12.592 Sí, toot, toot. 20:14.594 --> 20:16.250 Stop! Stop. 20:16.389 --> 20:18.252 You’ve ruined everything. 20:18.391 --> 20:20.151 It was a perfect scene. 20:20.289 --> 20:23.085 All that work. All that money. All that effort. 20:23.223 --> 20:24.604 Uh No? 20:24.742 --> 20:26.019 Get out of here. 20:26.157 --> 20:27.607 You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you. 20:27.745 --> 20:28.642 - And you. - Me? 20:28.780 --> 20:30.264 Definitely you. Get out! 20:30.403 --> 20:33.129 Out! Out, out, out, out, out! 20:33.267 --> 20:35.097 Out! 20:37.168 --> 20:38.997 Verschwindet! 20:39.135 --> 20:40.689 Let’s go again. 20:40.827 --> 20:42.138 Uh, hey, boss. 20:42.276 --> 20:43.899 We’re out of film. 20:45.694 --> 20:48.248 This is not going to go down well. 21:07.578 --> 21:09.718 You tell that no-talent bum 21:09.856 --> 21:12.030 if he messes up again, he’s fired! 21:12.168 --> 21:14.170 And then send him a bottle of champagne 21:14.308 --> 21:16.276 because it’s his birthday. 21:16.414 --> 21:18.692 Oh! There he is. 21:18.830 --> 21:20.625 Our favorite director. 21:20.763 --> 21:21.937 Hello, Mr. Bright. 21:22.075 --> 21:23.663 - Mr. Bright. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 21:23.801 --> 21:25.285 - All right, let’s see what you shot. 21:26.424 --> 21:27.770 Roll the scene, now. 21:27.908 --> 21:29.738 We are so excited to see it. 21:29.876 --> 21:31.187 Come on, let’s go. 21:31.325 --> 21:32.913 Just so you know, Mr. Bright, 21:33.051 --> 21:34.467 we had 21:34.605 --> 21:36.779 a small problem. 21:36.917 --> 21:37.987 A problem? 21:38.125 --> 21:40.231 Is just a puzzle for friends to solve. 21:40.369 --> 21:42.233 Problems cost money, Elwood. 21:42.371 --> 21:43.717 If this scene is terrible, 21:43.855 --> 21:47.825 you will never work in this town again. 21:47.963 --> 21:49.240 But we’re sure you’ll do great 21:49.378 --> 21:51.207 in any number of other towns. 21:52.692 --> 21:54.245 Roll the scene, please, and thank you. 21:54.383 --> 21:56.420 - 22:18.407 --> 22:20.444 Ooh, here we go. 22:23.792 --> 22:25.414 What is going on? 22:25.552 --> 22:27.865 I know. That’s what I was trying to tell you at the 22:30.730 --> 22:32.490 What are those things? 22:32.628 --> 22:34.423 Uh they, uh 22:34.561 --> 22:35.873 You changed the whole scene. 22:36.011 --> 22:37.633 - But I didn’t. 22:37.771 --> 22:40.602 I oh, boy, I didn’t. 22:40.740 --> 22:42.362 It’s genius! 22:42.500 --> 22:43.708 What? 22:45.538 --> 22:47.056 The scene, it’s great. 22:47.194 --> 22:48.920 It’s better than great. I love it! 22:49.058 --> 22:51.682 Those sickly children, oh, they’re fantastic. 22:51.820 --> 22:53.442 They have to be in every shot of the movie. 22:53.580 --> 22:54.995 Uh yeah. 22:55.133 --> 22:57.032 Okay. Absolutely. 22:57.170 --> 23:00.173 I’m going to get my very good friends-- 23:00.311 --> 23:02.589 just those, uh, uh, what’s their names-- 23:02.727 --> 23:05.005 and put them in the movie! 23:09.044 --> 23:09.941 Sam? 23:10.079 --> 23:11.495 Elwood? 23:11.633 --> 23:13.393 Would you mind playing it? 23:13.531 --> 23:14.808 All right. 23:18.225 --> 23:20.780 Ah, that’s the stuff, Frankie. 23:20.918 --> 23:23.886 Ah, yes, it is, Elwood. 23:24.024 --> 23:26.958 Schnell! Schnell! Get me my car! 23:27.096 --> 23:28.926 - Faster, faster! 23:29.064 --> 23:31.376 We need to find them. Where are they? 23:31.515 --> 23:32.550 Get out of the way! 23:32.688 --> 23:34.414 Move it, move it! 23:38.867 --> 23:40.213 Give women the vote! 23:40.351 --> 23:41.697 Give women the vote! 23:41.835 --> 23:43.457 - Give women the vote! - Take the next right. 23:43.596 --> 23:45.183 They could be on Sunset. 23:46.599 --> 23:48.290 - Ah. - Ah. 23:48.428 --> 23:50.326 Oh, looka! 23:50.464 --> 23:51.638 Ooh, ooh, ooh! 23:51.776 --> 23:53.467 - 23:55.297 --> 23:56.712 Mmm! 23:56.850 --> 23:57.989 Hey, hey! 24:03.719 --> 24:04.996 Oh. 24:08.413 --> 24:09.414 Eh, looka. 24:15.662 --> 24:17.319 - Hey! 24:17.457 --> 24:19.355 - Huh? - Don’t let ’em get away! 24:20.805 --> 24:22.358 - Huh? 24:24.326 --> 24:25.499 - 24:25.638 --> 24:26.811 Huh? 24:26.949 --> 24:28.364 - 24:35.371 --> 24:37.028 - Whoa! 24:37.166 --> 24:39.030 - 24:43.138 --> 24:45.450 - 24:47.107 --> 24:48.557 My boys! 24:48.695 --> 24:50.973 I’ve been looking all over for you. Get in, get in. 24:51.111 --> 24:52.630 - There they are! - Uh 24:52.768 --> 24:54.218 - Get those little guys! 24:55.564 --> 24:57.462 Quick, quick. 24:57.601 --> 24:58.740 Go, go, go! 25:00.742 --> 25:03.261 Don’t let them get away! 25:03.399 --> 25:05.056 Banana! 25:13.789 --> 25:15.860 Wunderbar. Wunderbar. 25:15.998 --> 25:17.586 Uh, first things first. 25:17.724 --> 25:18.932 Who are you? 25:19.070 --> 25:20.451 - Henry. - Y James. 25:20.589 --> 25:22.073 Dick. 25:24.041 --> 25:25.318 - Ed. - Uh 25:25.456 --> 25:26.837 - Soy Peter! - Ken. 25:31.911 --> 25:33.982 Is-is there a name I can just call all of you? 25:34.120 --> 25:35.224 Bah 25:35.362 --> 25:36.432 Minions. 25:36.570 --> 25:39.090 Look, Minions, my name is Max. 25:39.228 --> 25:40.609 Bello, Max! 25:40.747 --> 25:42.404 Yeah, hi. 25:42.542 --> 25:44.682 Okay, I’m so sorry about earlier. 25:44.820 --> 25:47.616 So, I would like to work with you. 25:47.754 --> 25:49.549 We should make movies. 25:49.687 --> 25:50.757 - Movies? - Movies? 25:50.895 --> 25:52.069 - Movies? - Huh? 25:52.207 --> 25:54.140 You don’t know what movies are? 25:54.278 --> 25:55.624 Mm 25:55.762 --> 26:00.180 Movies are stories that play out right in front of you, 26:00.318 --> 26:04.702 and people love them and people love the people who make them. 26:04.840 --> 26:06.670 storya. 26:06.808 --> 26:09.396 James La storya. 26:09.534 --> 26:10.984 Le movies? ¿Para mí? 26:11.122 --> 26:13.124 Sí, James. Sí! 26:15.817 --> 26:18.682 Welcome to Bright Brothers Pictures, 26:18.820 --> 26:21.581 where we make all kinds of movies. 26:21.719 --> 26:23.376 Oh, oh! 26:25.792 --> 26:27.725 - Hello, Josh. - Hey, Sam. 26:29.900 --> 26:31.764 Perfect. 26:38.011 --> 26:39.564 All right, positions, everybody! 26:39.703 --> 26:41.739 Find your mark 26:53.268 --> 26:54.752 Whoo! 26:59.826 --> 27:01.172 - 27:01.310 --> 27:03.347 It’s a wrap. Congratulations, everyone! 27:06.591 --> 27:08.421 Fantástico! 27:08.559 --> 27:09.663 It is fantástico. 27:09.802 --> 27:11.355 It’s exciting, isn’t it? 27:11.493 --> 27:13.909 Oh! 27:14.047 --> 27:16.084 Ah, James, I love your enthusiasm. 27:16.222 --> 27:18.120 How about you gentlemen? 27:18.258 --> 27:20.226 - Do you want to make movies, too? - 27:20.364 --> 27:22.642 Eh, buh, buh, buh, buh. No maka le movies. 27:22.780 --> 27:24.644 Big Boss. 27:24.782 --> 27:26.025 Mm. -Uh 27:26.163 --> 27:27.923 - Le movies! 27:28.061 --> 27:30.167 Excellent. Let’s get to work. 27:30.305 --> 27:35.103 So, I need you to act in a, mm, very simple scene. 27:35.241 --> 27:39.279 Here. You stay here, and I shall return. 27:39.417 --> 27:40.625 Uh 27:40.764 --> 27:42.110 - Oh. 27:42.248 --> 27:43.490 Okay, listen up. 27:43.628 --> 27:44.940 So here’s the scene. 27:45.078 --> 27:46.631 You see those large, heavily armed men? 27:46.770 --> 27:49.703 They suspect you have killed their leader, 27:49.842 --> 27:51.775 and they want you dead. 27:51.913 --> 27:52.879 Gweek. 27:53.017 --> 27:54.260 Uh, gweek? 27:54.398 --> 27:55.951 All right, I need you 27:56.089 --> 27:58.989 to really sell the drama. 27:59.127 --> 28:01.405 You do a good job, and you’re hired! 28:01.543 --> 28:04.442 You fail, it’s back to wandering the streets, 28:04.580 --> 28:05.996 scavenging for food. 28:06.134 --> 28:08.136 Have fun with it! 28:08.274 --> 28:09.309 Okay! 28:09.447 --> 28:11.380 Ready, action! 28:11.518 --> 28:12.761 Attack! 28:14.004 --> 28:15.315 Uh, buddies? 28:15.453 --> 28:17.110 - 28:17.248 --> 28:19.216 No, no, no, no, no! 28:19.354 --> 28:21.011 - 28:21.149 --> 28:23.496 - Henry! 28:24.738 --> 28:27.327 Henry, helpa! 28:34.127 --> 28:35.922 Buddies! 28:36.060 --> 28:38.166 - 28:40.996 --> 28:42.687 - Help! 28:44.103 --> 28:46.036 - 28:50.074 --> 28:51.835 - 28:52.974 --> 28:53.940 - Skoal! - Skoal! 28:54.078 --> 28:55.528 - 28:55.666 --> 28:57.633 - Hey. 28:58.807 --> 29:00.084 Cut! 29:00.222 --> 29:01.741 - 29:01.879 --> 29:03.329 Huh? 29:03.467 --> 29:05.814 Okay, that was 29:05.952 --> 29:08.403 perfect! 29:12.096 --> 29:15.444 Minions, are you ready to become stars? 29:15.582 --> 29:18.965 And I mean the biggest stars the world has ever seen? 29:21.312 --> 29:24.281 - 29:27.905 --> 29:29.493 Honey, it’s starting. 29:29.631 --> 29:31.322 Oh, goodie. 29:31.460 --> 29:33.048 On this beautiful spring day of ’27, 29:33.186 --> 29:35.154 the world has never been a better place. 29:35.292 --> 29:37.397 The economy is forever booming 29:37.535 --> 29:40.124 with no sign of slowing down ever. 29:40.262 --> 29:41.850 People have never been so happy, 29:41.988 --> 29:44.749 and the future has never looked so bright. 29:44.888 --> 29:47.200 Meanwhile, over in Hollywood, 29:47.338 --> 29:49.237 the new stars of the silver screen 29:49.375 --> 29:51.239 took the world by storm and changed the face 29:51.377 --> 29:53.827 of the motion picture industry forever 29:53.966 --> 29:57.003 with movies likeThe Good, the Bad and the Stupids, 29:57.141 --> 29:59.523 Look Behind You And Then Down 29:59.661 --> 30:02.629 andThey Came from the Stars to Hit You With a Frying Pan! 30:02.767 --> 30:04.873 Part Four: Target Miami Beach. 30:05.011 --> 30:08.532 The Minions have become the kings of the box office, 30:08.670 --> 30:10.879 and it seems like the public just can’t get enough of them. 30:12.674 --> 30:14.607 We spent weeks with the super-mini sensations, 30:14.745 --> 30:17.299 and we’re going to let you in on a few of their secrets. 30:17.437 --> 30:19.474 Our boys have moved into a luxurious house 30:19.612 --> 30:21.407 in Beverly Hills 30:22.270 --> 30:23.512 where they’ll be able to enjoy 30:23.650 --> 30:25.583 a comfortably large game room 30:28.517 --> 30:30.726 and an equally comfortable gigantic sauna. 30:32.763 --> 30:34.178 Their lives have changed 30:34.316 --> 30:36.215 - since fame hit them. - Look, Minions! 30:36.353 --> 30:38.286 They can’t go anywhere without being recognized. 30:38.424 --> 30:41.772 - Run, boys, run! 30:42.566 --> 30:45.362 Looks are everything in Tinseltown, 30:45.500 --> 30:46.811 and the Minions are always on the hunt 30:46.950 --> 30:49.953 for the hottest, most modern looks. 30:53.266 --> 30:55.027 What trendsetters. 30:55.165 --> 30:57.753 What fashion icons. 30:57.891 --> 30:59.445 And not only that, 30:59.583 --> 31:02.827 now there’s Minions merchandise. 31:02.966 --> 31:05.382 What will they think of next? 31:06.970 --> 31:09.386 And boy, Hollywood has never seen parties 31:09.524 --> 31:11.871 like the ones those classy gentlemen are throwing. 31:13.597 --> 31:16.255 Yes, the Minions are on top of the world. 31:16.393 --> 31:18.602 They truly have it all. 31:30.303 --> 31:31.546 Bank you, bank you. 31:33.341 --> 31:34.928 Okay? Hah. 31:42.453 --> 31:44.386 - Gooda, huh? - Loving it. 31:44.524 --> 31:46.078 - 31:46.802 --> 31:48.459 - 31:54.776 --> 31:56.329 para aquí, eh? 31:56.467 --> 31:57.641 Aquí. 31:58.504 --> 31:59.988 - Wow. - Incredible. 32:00.126 --> 32:01.990 Eh, buh, buh, buh, buh. Sergei! 32:02.128 --> 32:04.682 película. Looka. 32:06.719 --> 32:07.754 - Okay? - On it. 32:12.138 --> 32:14.934 Okay? 32:15.072 --> 32:16.625 James, my boy, 32:16.763 --> 32:18.938 you have a real gift for filmmaking. 32:19.076 --> 32:20.491 Ah, bank you. 32:20.629 --> 32:23.322 Ja, you have what it takes to become a director. 32:23.460 --> 32:25.358 There could even be an Oscar in your future. 32:25.496 --> 32:27.222 O-Oscar? 32:27.360 --> 32:31.778 Ah, it’s an award given out to the best films and filmmakers. 32:31.916 --> 32:33.573 Ah 32:34.402 --> 32:37.715 And the Oscar for the best movie ever goes to 32:39.165 --> 32:40.304 James. 32:40.442 --> 32:42.651 - 32:43.721 --> 32:46.345 Whoo-hoo-hoo! Bank you, bank you! 32:50.625 --> 32:53.248 Eh 32:53.386 --> 32:54.767 Bank you! 32:54.905 --> 32:57.045 Bank you - James. 32:57.183 --> 32:58.391 James? 32:58.529 --> 33:00.048 Are you all right, my friend? 33:02.947 --> 33:04.846 W-Wait, wh-what’s-what’s happening? What is this? 33:04.984 --> 33:06.330 I’ll tell you what it is. 33:06.468 --> 33:08.263 It’s the future of cinema. 33:08.401 --> 33:09.713 Everyone’s doing it, Max. 33:09.851 --> 33:13.889 From now on, our movies are gonna have 33:14.027 --> 33:15.788 sound. 33:17.824 --> 33:20.689 That right there, what I just said, that was sound. 33:22.346 --> 33:23.761 - 33:23.899 --> 33:27.420 I have a very good feeling about this. 33:27.558 --> 33:29.250 - Quiet, everyone. 33:29.388 --> 33:31.010 Are you ready, Henry? 33:31.148 --> 33:32.218 Ah, sí, sí, sí. 33:32.356 --> 33:34.117 This will be great. 33:35.256 --> 33:37.327 Okay, we’re recording. 33:37.465 --> 33:39.674 And action. 33:55.517 --> 33:57.657 You disappear from my life five years ago, 33:57.795 --> 34:00.971 and now you think you can come waltzing back in? 34:01.109 --> 34:03.594 Well, no. No, I say! 34:04.250 --> 34:07.495 Get lost, you handsome bastard. 34:09.566 --> 34:11.947 Oh, Humphrey. 34:12.085 --> 34:14.950 My mother warned me about men like you. 34:21.957 --> 34:24.684 Mm, baby, 34:24.822 --> 34:27.480 piñata, carbonara, 34:27.618 --> 34:29.275 lasagna. 34:29.413 --> 34:31.139 - What? 34:31.277 --> 34:32.554 Was? 34:32.692 --> 34:34.453 What? 34:39.665 --> 34:41.114 Stay with us, Sarge. 34:41.253 --> 34:42.599 We need you. 34:42.737 --> 34:45.843 What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?! 34:50.538 --> 34:51.884 Yeah, Sarge? 34:52.022 --> 34:54.024 Sí 34:54.162 --> 34:55.750 chihuahua! 34:58.270 --> 34:59.271 Cut! 34:59.409 --> 35:01.031 Chihuahua! 35:19.118 --> 35:21.154 Oh, poop. 35:21.293 --> 35:22.708 Cut! 35:22.846 --> 35:24.365 Bikini. 35:28.058 --> 35:30.371 - Can I have a cup of coffee, please? 35:30.509 --> 35:32.096 Tiny bit of milk. 35:32.235 --> 35:34.306 Two sugars. 35:34.444 --> 35:35.997 Thank you. 35:36.963 --> 35:38.241 Balzac! 35:39.518 --> 35:41.451 This is a disaster! We’ve lost millions! 35:41.589 --> 35:43.176 - No. 35:43.315 --> 35:45.248 - You know who I blame? - Them! 35:45.386 --> 35:46.870 Sadly, yes. 35:47.008 --> 35:48.527 Get out of here! 35:48.665 --> 35:50.149 But we wish you the best of luck in your new endeavor, 35:50.287 --> 35:51.702 and we hope we can still be friends 35:51.840 --> 35:53.877 - who never speak to each other. - Leave. 35:54.015 --> 35:56.293 And have a great life away from us. 36:00.228 --> 36:01.988 Mbappé de Platini. 36:02.126 --> 36:03.266 Oscar. 36:03.404 --> 36:04.784 O-Oscar? 36:04.922 --> 36:07.891 James, you’re never going to win an Oscar. 36:08.029 --> 36:09.064 You’re done. 36:09.202 --> 36:10.549 You’re fired! 36:10.687 --> 36:12.413 - 36:17.832 --> 36:20.559 - Goodbye, Ridley. - Goodbye, Max. 36:20.697 --> 36:22.975 - Auf Wiedersehen, Eric. - Bye-bye, Max. 36:23.113 --> 36:25.943 - Hasta la vista, Quentin. - Bye-bye, Max. 36:26.081 --> 36:28.463 - Goodbye, Stephen. - Tschüss! 36:28.601 --> 36:31.086 - Ciao, Federico. - Bye-bye, Max. 36:31.224 --> 36:32.605 Dick. 36:32.743 --> 36:34.055 Max. 36:35.436 --> 36:38.922 Henry, James, good luck, my friends. 36:39.060 --> 36:41.545 - Don’t worry, boys. 36:41.683 --> 36:43.996 It’s just a minor setback. 36:44.134 --> 36:45.342 - 36:46.895 --> 36:48.449 Bank you. 36:48.587 --> 36:50.796 You’re going to be fine, James. 36:50.934 --> 36:53.764 You’re going to do great things. 36:53.902 --> 36:56.215 Henry! James! 36:56.353 --> 36:58.079 Bye-bye, Max. 37:13.853 --> 37:15.268 - 37:15.407 --> 37:17.029 No, no, no. 37:17.167 --> 37:18.237 ¿Por qué? 37:36.773 --> 37:40.466 Ah 37:51.339 --> 37:52.927 Uh, okay. 38:11.290 --> 38:13.637 Hey, Victor, bood night. 38:13.775 --> 38:15.708 - Bood night, Peter. - Hey, Nick, bood night. 38:15.846 --> 38:17.572 - Ha, bood night, Greg. - Bood night, George. 38:17.710 --> 38:18.987 - Bood night, Stephen. - Bood night, Bruno. 38:19.125 --> 38:20.506 - Bood night, Julian. - Thomas, bood night. 38:24.855 --> 38:27.582 Bood night, James. 38:44.219 --> 38:45.289 Hmm. 38:45.428 --> 38:46.877 Huh? 38:53.401 --> 38:55.023 Eu-Eureka. 38:55.161 --> 38:56.128 Eureka! 39:02.928 --> 39:03.791 Storya. 39:03.929 --> 39:05.309 Minions. 39:07.657 --> 39:09.866 Bonanza 39:16.182 --> 39:17.529 Glory hallelujah! 39:17.667 --> 39:19.669 Henry, come here, come here! 39:19.807 --> 39:21.498 - Huh? - storya! 39:21.636 --> 39:23.604 - Looka, looka! - Huh? 39:23.742 --> 39:25.640 movie. 39:25.778 --> 39:27.400 Un movie de Minions. Con monstras. 39:27.539 --> 39:29.230 Sí, sí, sí! 39:29.368 --> 39:31.508 - 39:31.646 --> 39:33.027 ¿Qué pasa? 39:33.165 --> 39:34.235 Ah, looka, looka. 39:34.373 --> 39:36.168 James 39:36.306 --> 39:37.790 in la movies. 39:37.928 --> 39:40.448 Movies? 39:40.586 --> 39:42.208 James. 39:42.346 --> 39:43.520 Era fantástico. 39:43.658 --> 39:45.522 Minions don’t maka movies. 39:45.660 --> 39:47.075 Big Boss! 39:47.213 --> 39:49.181 y helpa James. 39:52.218 --> 39:54.151 Big Boss! Big Boss! 39:55.670 --> 39:57.292 - Oops. 39:57.430 --> 39:59.571 Uh, scusa, Greg. Uh, all is good? 39:59.709 --> 40:00.917 Sí, sí. 40:01.055 --> 40:02.297 movies. 40:02.435 --> 40:03.782 Boss. 40:03.920 --> 40:05.508 -Big Boss! 40:05.646 --> 40:07.786 - Big Boss! Big Boss! - No, b-buddies. 40:07.924 --> 40:09.615 Big Boss! Big Boss! 40:09.753 --> 40:11.306 Big Boss! 40:11.444 --> 40:13.032 - Alles gut? 40:19.142 --> 40:21.903 Come, Ed! ¡Vamos! ¡Vamos! 40:22.041 --> 40:24.699 40:29.048 --> 40:32.051 Ooh, there’s romance. 40:32.189 --> 40:34.709 How’s that going to end up? 40:34.847 --> 40:36.884 Whoo-hoo-hoo, he’s so scary. 40:37.022 --> 40:39.852 - James, I love your movie. - Bank you. 40:39.990 --> 40:42.752 Yes, it’s clear this is a real passion project, 40:42.890 --> 40:44.167 and you need to make it, 40:44.305 --> 40:45.962 whatever challenges get in your way. 40:46.100 --> 40:47.757 Sí, sí. 40:47.895 --> 40:49.275 advice. 40:49.413 --> 40:50.553 Advice? 40:50.691 --> 40:53.210 - Sí, sí. Bitte. - Uh, well 40:53.348 --> 40:54.453 where do I start? 40:54.591 --> 40:57.490 I mean, eh, uh, yeah. 40:57.629 --> 41:00.148 Um, you guys have film equipment? 41:00.286 --> 41:02.012 Eh no. 41:02.150 --> 41:04.083 Ah, no film equipment. Uh-huh. 41:04.221 --> 41:05.360 A crew? 41:05.498 --> 41:06.914 Crew. No. 41:07.052 --> 41:08.950 No crew either? Mm. 41:09.088 --> 41:12.920 And you wrote a monster movie with a very big monster? 41:13.058 --> 41:14.438 Sí. kaiju. 41:16.130 --> 41:18.926 And what are you going to use for your monster? 41:19.064 --> 41:20.686 Ah, uh 41:20.824 --> 41:23.137 - Aha. Okay. 41:23.275 --> 41:24.138 Listen to me carefully. 41:24.276 --> 41:26.036 What I’m going to tell you is 41:26.174 --> 41:28.314 very, very important. 41:28.452 --> 41:29.833 So, if you want 41:29.971 --> 41:33.388 to make a fantastisch, very cool monster movie, 41:33.526 --> 41:36.391 you will need a fantastisch, very cool monster. 41:40.568 --> 41:42.812 I can’t really help you with that, I’m afraid. 41:42.950 --> 41:45.538 But I can give you this. 41:50.198 --> 41:52.166 Un-un-un cámara. 41:52.304 --> 41:54.513 Max, wirklich? 41:54.651 --> 41:56.619 It was a gift from my father. 41:56.757 --> 41:58.241 My first camera. 41:59.276 --> 42:01.831 I’m passing it on to you now. 42:01.969 --> 42:04.350 I believe in you, James. 42:04.488 --> 42:06.456 I know you’ll do great. 42:06.594 --> 42:09.839 And remember, a very cool monster movie 42:09.977 --> 42:12.048 needs a very cool monster. 42:12.186 --> 42:14.602 Max, darling. Come over here. 42:14.740 --> 42:16.639 Good luck, guys. 42:21.540 --> 42:23.404 kaiju. 42:23.542 --> 42:25.337 - Uh - Ed. 42:34.277 --> 42:35.450 Oh 42:35.588 --> 42:37.349 - Hey, buddies, buddies. - Sí. 42:37.487 --> 42:38.764 Maka la movie! 42:42.354 --> 42:43.907 Ed saved the day! 42:44.045 --> 42:45.460 James is gonna get his monster! 42:45.598 --> 42:48.084 Oh, well, I’m happy you’re happy. 42:49.464 --> 42:50.914 Now do you mind if I go on with the story? 42:51.052 --> 42:53.365 Sorry, I get a little excited sometimes. 42:53.503 --> 42:55.160 Yes! Please continue. 42:55.298 --> 42:57.334 What about Dick and the other Minions? 42:57.472 --> 42:58.888 Did they find a new boss? 42:59.026 --> 43:01.649 Ooh, yes, well, I was getting to it. 43:01.787 --> 43:04.894 Dick and his friends were about to fulfill the mission 43:05.032 --> 43:08.311 of every Minion ever and find their tribe 43:08.449 --> 43:11.832 the greatest, most evil master to serve. 43:11.970 --> 43:14.248 Big Boss! Big Boss! 43:14.386 --> 43:18.010 Big Boss! Big Boss! Big Boss! Big Boss! 43:18.148 --> 43:19.598 Attention. 43:19.736 --> 43:21.911 Uh, attention, earthlings. 43:22.049 --> 43:24.707 Cease current activities and listen. 43:27.330 --> 43:28.952 I am Dort, 43:29.090 --> 43:31.783 and I was sent here by the Supreme High Ruler 43:31.921 --> 43:34.751 to judge this pathetic planet. 43:36.373 --> 43:38.168 Big Boss? 43:38.306 --> 43:41.896 But first, uh, Dort needs to find loyal assistants. 43:42.034 --> 43:44.140 Ooh, hey, you, with the very cool spaceship. 43:44.278 --> 43:46.038 - Do you want to serve Dort? 43:46.176 --> 43:47.660 Okay, let’s go home. 43:47.799 --> 43:50.215 You can do this kind of thing on your mom’s weekend. 43:50.353 --> 43:51.872 Oh, yes, and 43:52.010 --> 43:54.046 - Come on, please. 43:54.184 --> 43:55.703 Leave me alone. - 43:55.841 --> 43:57.774 Guys, look at this winner. 43:57.912 --> 43:59.120 Ah, thank you. 43:59.258 --> 44:00.846 That’s very kind. 44:00.984 --> 44:04.056 Are you and your burly friends interested in assisting Dort 44:04.194 --> 44:06.231 in a potentially dangerous mission? 44:06.369 --> 44:08.509 Hey, I think the weirdo in the lame robot suit 44:08.647 --> 44:09.924 is talking to us. 44:10.062 --> 44:13.169 Ha. I can assure you that this is no costume. 44:13.307 --> 44:14.377 Um, I mean 44:14.515 --> 44:16.034 You know, it’s dangerous to hang out here 44:16.172 --> 44:17.690 dressed as a tin can. 44:20.693 --> 44:22.661 Ah, ha-ha-ha. Ha, ha-ha-ha. 44:22.799 --> 44:26.803 A tin can wishes it were as tough as me, so there. 44:26.941 --> 44:28.529 - 44:28.667 --> 44:31.359 I sense you are preparing a hostile attack. 44:31.497 --> 44:32.636 Please stop. 44:32.775 --> 44:34.500 Oh, yeah? Or what? 44:40.334 --> 44:41.507 Whoa. 44:41.645 --> 44:43.371 Why, you! 44:43.509 --> 44:45.235 - 44:48.238 --> 44:50.482 - Now you’ve done it. 44:50.620 --> 44:52.725 Dort was on a simple mission 44:52.864 --> 44:54.279 - 44:54.417 --> 44:57.938 to decide whether or not Earth should be invaded, 44:58.076 --> 45:00.112 and then you went and got all up 45:00.250 --> 45:02.735 in Dort’s facial recognition sensors. 45:02.874 --> 45:04.082 Dort has made his decision 45:04.220 --> 45:06.429 regarding the fate of this planet. 45:07.810 --> 45:10.019 Dort is going to invade Earth 45:10.157 --> 45:13.367 and enslave humanity! 45:13.505 --> 45:16.957 Hey, hey, scusa, scusa. 45:17.820 --> 45:19.097 Ah, greetings. 45:19.235 --> 45:20.788 I am Dort. 45:20.926 --> 45:22.445 Bello, Dort. Soy Dick. 45:22.583 --> 45:24.205 Salutations, Richard. 45:24.343 --> 45:26.345 Bah, no, no, no. Le Dick. 45:26.483 --> 45:28.002 Mm, okay. 45:28.140 --> 45:32.351 Do you want to assist Dort in a potentially dangerous mission? 45:32.489 --> 45:35.251 - Sí. Sí, sí! Yeah! - Sí! 45:35.389 --> 45:38.737 Great! Follow Dort back to Dort’s secret lair! 45:40.773 --> 45:42.223 Big Boss! 45:42.361 --> 45:45.157 Big Boss! Big Boss! Big Boss! 45:47.919 --> 45:48.989 Okay. 45:50.749 --> 45:51.957 - Henry? - Sí, sí. 45:52.095 --> 45:54.028 Ed? ¡Vamos! 45:55.996 --> 45:58.239 Miso soup 45:58.377 --> 46:00.448 yaki onigiri 46:00.586 --> 46:02.071 edamame 46:03.900 --> 46:05.591 daifuku! 46:11.252 --> 46:13.185 Looka! 46:24.024 --> 46:26.026 HENRY and JAMES: Le kaiju! 46:31.272 --> 46:32.687 Yes! Yes, I’m free! 46:32.825 --> 46:35.138 F-F-Freedom. 46:35.276 --> 46:36.691 - Bah 46:36.829 --> 46:38.866 - Oh, happy day! - Hmm? 46:39.004 --> 46:43.664 Oh, I got to say, it is so great to finally be out. 46:43.802 --> 46:46.943 I have been trapped in that book forever, and I 46:47.081 --> 46:48.255 - monstra. 46:48.393 --> 46:49.773 - I am forever in your debt. - Hmm. 46:49.912 --> 46:51.361 And I just wanted to-- Whoa! 46:51.499 --> 46:52.811 What you doing there, mister? 46:52.949 --> 46:54.364 - Whoo. 46:54.502 --> 46:56.125 - Oh, whoo, whoo, okay, okay. 46:56.263 --> 46:58.127 - Henry, no, no, no, no. 46:58.265 --> 47:01.751 - 47:03.615 --> 47:06.549 Oh, no, I feel like I’ve disappointed you in some way. 47:06.687 --> 47:08.896 I’m-I’m so sorry. Can I help? 47:09.034 --> 47:10.760 le monstras? 47:10.898 --> 47:13.901 Monsters? You want big, scary monsters? 47:14.039 --> 47:16.662 Sí. Come here, come here. 47:18.216 --> 47:19.769 Que para le movies. 47:19.907 --> 47:21.150 Oh. 47:21.288 --> 47:24.256 You need monsters for your movie. 47:24.394 --> 47:27.087 I know the perfect monsters for you. 47:27.225 --> 47:28.502 I’ll take you to ’em. 47:28.640 --> 47:30.607 Uh, uh, bank you! 47:30.745 --> 47:32.264 Oh, by the way, 47:32.402 --> 47:35.060 I’m Gary Orkam Oliver Magma Ichabod the Deceiver. 47:35.198 --> 47:37.476 But my friends just call me Goomi for short. 47:37.614 --> 47:38.961 Oh. Soy James. 47:39.099 --> 47:40.721 Oh, James. 47:40.859 --> 47:42.688 Rolls off the face tendrils. 47:42.826 --> 47:44.104 James. 47:44.242 --> 47:46.037 - Henry. - Hey, bello. 47:46.175 --> 47:48.004 Henry. Oh, I like it. 47:48.142 --> 47:49.523 It sounds tough and rugged. 47:49.661 --> 47:51.318 It’s like, “Oh, look out, here comes 47:51.456 --> 47:52.629 Henry!” 47:52.767 --> 47:54.010 Ed. 47:54.148 --> 47:56.219 Ed. Enchanté. 47:57.531 --> 47:59.291 Oh, man, it’s gonna be so much fun! 47:59.429 --> 48:01.052 Come on, come on! 48:01.190 --> 48:02.708 - -HENRY: Huh? - What a fantastic day! 48:02.846 --> 48:04.434 No. 48:06.850 --> 48:08.300 Wipe your insolent feet 48:08.438 --> 48:11.890 before stepping into the lair of Dort. 48:14.203 --> 48:15.238 Uh 48:15.376 --> 48:17.344 le lair? 48:17.482 --> 48:18.759 Affirmative. 48:18.897 --> 48:20.761 Everyone, file in. 48:20.899 --> 48:22.176 Dort! 48:22.314 --> 48:23.591 Where have you been? 48:23.729 --> 48:24.903 - 48:25.041 --> 48:26.767 Ah, Mrs. Konikoff. 48:26.905 --> 48:28.251 Yes, so sorry. 48:28.389 --> 48:30.805 Uh, Dort had an important work meeting. 48:30.943 --> 48:33.153 But I come with good news. 48:33.291 --> 48:35.293 Look what I found on my way back. 48:35.431 --> 48:37.467 Those muffins you love. 48:37.605 --> 48:40.229 I only like the blueberry ones! 48:40.367 --> 48:42.231 Yes, you’re in luck. 48:43.025 --> 48:45.924 And I can only eat them with a glass of 48:46.062 --> 48:47.443 Milk? 48:49.272 --> 48:52.655 Enjoy your fruit-filled baked goods. 48:54.105 --> 48:55.934 What a sweet, sweet, lovely woman. 48:56.072 --> 48:58.557 She shall be spared when Dort overthrows the planet. 48:58.695 --> 49:00.456 Excuse me. Excuse me. 49:00.594 --> 49:01.733 As will her cat. 49:01.871 --> 49:03.838 Uh, hello. Sorry. Whoops. 49:03.976 --> 49:08.602 Uh, everyone, commence greeting Dort’s roommate Floyd. 49:08.740 --> 49:11.467 - Uh - Bello, Floyd. 49:11.605 --> 49:13.572 Hey. Sup? 49:13.710 --> 49:15.678 Mm, hey, Dort 49:15.816 --> 49:18.888 Whoa, whoa, lower your throat volume, Minion. 49:19.026 --> 49:21.028 This is definitely a lair. 49:21.166 --> 49:22.719 No, looka. 49:22.857 --> 49:24.480 Bink. 49:24.618 --> 49:26.068 Bed. 49:27.276 --> 49:28.829 Boyd. 49:28.967 --> 49:31.521 No, no. Floyd. 49:31.659 --> 49:34.041 Yeah, sí, Floyd. 49:35.629 --> 49:37.320 You foolish, naive Minion. 49:37.458 --> 49:39.115 You are actually standing in 49:39.253 --> 49:41.083 a very futuristic alien spaceship 49:41.221 --> 49:43.499 made to look like a dingy apartment. 49:43.637 --> 49:44.983 Very realistic, isn’t it? 49:45.121 --> 49:47.296 Even the weird smell. That’s all fake. 49:47.434 --> 49:48.918 Impressive, I know. 49:52.266 --> 49:54.544 Huh? But, but 49:54.682 --> 49:55.890 But nothing! 49:56.028 --> 49:58.341 No. Dort needs to retreat to his private quarters 49:58.479 --> 50:01.758 to, uh, report back to his home planet. 50:01.896 --> 50:03.795 Engaging in slamming mode! 50:03.933 --> 50:05.383 - 50:05.521 --> 50:07.109 Wow. 50:07.247 --> 50:09.111 Oh, Dort is so cool! 50:11.113 --> 50:13.115 Okay, okay. Calma, calma. 50:13.253 --> 50:14.806 Hey, hey, buddies. Looka. 50:14.944 --> 50:16.256 Wobble, wobble, wobble. 50:16.394 --> 50:17.981 - Wobble, wobble. 50:18.120 --> 50:20.674 Fellas. 50:21.916 --> 50:23.194 Wobble, wobble? 50:27.543 --> 50:30.546 Wow, you’re really into your art, James. 50:30.684 --> 50:32.030 You’re so passionate. 50:32.168 --> 50:33.307 I think you’re a genius. 50:33.445 --> 50:34.964 Oh, bank you. 50:36.690 --> 50:37.932 Huh? 50:39.486 --> 50:41.867 Ah. 50:42.005 --> 50:44.767 Hey! Bello! Aw. 50:53.465 --> 50:55.398 Ah la. 50:55.536 --> 50:59.195 - No, no, no, no, no, no. 51:00.783 --> 51:02.474 Eh? 51:04.752 --> 51:07.376 Ah, phew. 51:07.514 --> 51:09.826 - 51:28.328 --> 51:29.708 Whoopsie. 51:29.846 --> 51:31.400 Uh Oh, oh, look! 51:31.538 --> 51:34.955 There it is, our destination! 51:36.681 --> 51:37.889 ¡Vamos! 51:38.027 --> 51:39.925 Let’s go, fellas. 51:40.063 --> 51:43.308 - Uh, sí, sí. 51:50.660 --> 51:51.868 Dort. 51:52.006 --> 51:52.869 Huh? 51:55.838 --> 51:58.772 Attention. Attention, Minions and Floyd. 51:58.910 --> 52:00.705 Dort has finally received his orders 52:00.843 --> 52:02.948 from the Supreme High Ruler. 52:03.086 --> 52:07.263 It is time to officially invade Earth! 52:10.749 --> 52:14.132 Yeah! Hey, Dort! Dort! Dort! 52:14.270 --> 52:15.961 Dort! Dort! 52:16.099 --> 52:20.172 DORT and MINIONS: Dort! Dort! Dort! Dort! 52:20.311 --> 52:22.105 Dort! Dort! 52:22.244 --> 52:27.076 Dort! Dort! Dort! Dort! Dort! 52:27.214 --> 52:28.526 Dort! 52:28.664 --> 52:31.045 What did I say about the noise?! 52:31.183 --> 52:32.944 Oh! Oh, yes. Ooh, sorry. 52:33.082 --> 52:34.290 My apologies. 52:34.428 --> 52:36.879 With me. Dort. Dort. 52:37.017 --> 52:40.883 Dort. Dort. Dort. Dort. 52:59.557 --> 53:01.697 Attention, people of Earth! 53:01.835 --> 53:05.563 Dort is officially claiming your planet! 53:07.565 --> 53:10.326 Yeah! - 53:14.986 --> 53:17.954 Oh. Well, hello there, little fella. 53:18.092 --> 53:20.578 Dort meant your sandcastle no harm. 53:20.716 --> 53:22.200 - Hey. 53:22.338 --> 53:24.306 - Please stop your shovel attack. - 53:24.444 --> 53:26.756 Cease immediately, 53:26.894 --> 53:29.138 or you will pay the price. 53:29.276 --> 53:31.071 Looka, looka, buddies. 53:32.762 --> 53:35.938 Let’s see how you fare against a similar attack, 53:36.076 --> 53:37.284 tiny insurgent. 53:37.422 --> 53:39.735 Hey, y-you in the robot suit. 53:39.873 --> 53:41.564 No, no, no, you can’t kick that kid. 53:41.702 --> 53:44.187 But he must be taught a lesson. 53:44.326 --> 53:46.742 And also, he started it. 53:46.880 --> 53:50.159 You are not from around these parts, are you? 53:50.297 --> 53:51.436 Well, no. 53:51.574 --> 53:53.404 I originate from the planet Metlar. 53:53.542 --> 53:56.268 - Hmm? - Near the G45T system? 53:56.407 --> 53:58.719 Right. I don’t know where that is. 53:58.857 --> 54:01.273 But I’m from a small town in Minnesota myself, 54:01.412 --> 54:02.689 so I understand the feeling 54:02.827 --> 54:04.449 of being a stranger in the big city. 54:04.587 --> 54:09.040 So, what you’re saying is I am now free to kick him. 54:09.178 --> 54:11.594 - 54:12.457 --> 54:13.734 No, you can’t. 54:13.872 --> 54:15.702 Well, I should get a move on. 54:15.840 --> 54:17.911 My friends and I are headed to a protest for women’s rights. 54:18.049 --> 54:20.776 Do you believe women and men are equal? 54:20.914 --> 54:23.192 - Why, yes, of course. - Oh, good. 54:23.330 --> 54:26.437 In that you both now belong to the Supreme Ruler equally. 54:28.887 --> 54:30.579 You’re so funny and cute. 54:30.717 --> 54:32.650 Oh, I-I mean what you said. 54:32.788 --> 54:34.306 What you said is cute. 54:34.445 --> 54:35.687 Uh, pardon? 54:35.825 --> 54:37.689 Come on, Debbie, we’re gonna be late. 54:37.827 --> 54:39.519 Did you say Dort was 54:39.657 --> 54:40.968 Give women the vote! 54:41.106 --> 54:42.556 Give women the vote! 54:42.694 --> 54:45.387 Give women the vote! Give women the vote! 54:45.525 --> 54:47.803 Bye! Don’t kick children! 54:47.941 --> 54:50.357 Give women the vote! Give women the vote! 54:50.495 --> 54:52.773 - Huh. - Uh, Boss? 54:52.911 --> 54:55.535 Minions, Dort is, uh, uh, 54:55.673 --> 54:58.227 slightly postponing Earth’s invasion. 54:58.365 --> 55:00.160 Huh? 55:00.298 --> 55:02.404 You heard me. Follow Dort! 55:02.542 --> 55:03.991 Give women the vote! 55:04.129 --> 55:05.407 Give women the vote! 55:05.545 --> 55:07.512 - Give women the vote! - Uh. 55:07.650 --> 55:09.203 - 55:09.341 --> 55:10.688 Uh, buddies? 55:10.826 --> 55:12.103 Bive women da bove! 55:12.241 --> 55:16.176 Bive women da bove! Bive women da bove! 55:18.730 --> 55:21.388 Come on! Come on, come on! 55:21.526 --> 55:23.632 James, you okay down there? 55:24.943 --> 55:26.911 The entrance is straight ahead. 55:29.672 --> 55:32.503 - 55:32.641 --> 55:33.642 Patagonia! 55:42.374 --> 55:45.654 I can’t wait for you to meet my friends! 55:45.792 --> 55:47.621 Watch your step! 55:52.523 --> 55:54.490 And here we are. 55:56.147 --> 55:57.700 You’re gonna love these gents. 55:57.838 --> 55:59.081 We get them, and then we go to 55:59.219 --> 56:01.566 - Ooh, ooh, Hollywood. - Uh, Hollywood. 56:01.704 --> 56:03.637 Yeah, sure-- to make your movie. 56:03.775 --> 56:06.675 Whoa. 56:06.813 --> 56:08.780 There they are! 56:08.918 --> 56:10.920 Howard and Phillips. 56:11.058 --> 56:13.129 Goomi, magnífico. 56:13.267 --> 56:14.406 Right? 56:14.545 --> 56:16.236 Ed, cinema. Cinema. 56:16.374 --> 56:18.100 - 56:18.238 --> 56:20.620 Don’t be scared though. They’re such good guys. 56:20.758 --> 56:23.105 Just try not to look too delicious. 56:23.243 --> 56:24.140 Huh?! 56:24.278 --> 56:26.418 - Hmm. 56:30.975 --> 56:33.184 - 56:46.024 --> 56:47.232 - 56:47.370 --> 56:49.131 Mega kaiju! 56:49.269 --> 56:51.305 Behold! 56:57.449 --> 56:59.831 Hey, Goomi. Thanks for the jailbreak. 56:59.969 --> 57:02.731 All right, where were we? 57:02.869 --> 57:05.043 Howard and Phillips destroy world! 57:05.181 --> 57:06.217 Yeah! 57:06.355 --> 57:08.253 But wait, I’m sorry. Quick question. 57:08.391 --> 57:10.359 I want to eat one of these funny-looking yellow guys first. 57:10.497 --> 57:11.774 Is that okay? 57:11.912 --> 57:13.396 - 57:13.535 --> 57:14.674 Guys, guys. 57:14.812 --> 57:17.642 We are not going to destroy the world 57:17.780 --> 57:19.679 nor eat anyone in this room. 57:19.817 --> 57:21.266 Are we clear? 57:21.404 --> 57:22.682 - Huh? - Not really. 57:22.820 --> 57:25.374 Destroying stuff is-is kind of our thing. 57:25.512 --> 57:27.894 Uh, not anymore, Phillips. 57:28.032 --> 57:30.275 No, all that stuff is over. 57:30.413 --> 57:32.036 We are no longer evil. 57:32.174 --> 57:34.832 We work in the motion picture industry. 57:34.970 --> 57:36.281 See? 57:36.419 --> 57:37.938 No worldwide destruction. 57:38.076 --> 57:40.423 No devouring funny-looking yellow guys. 57:40.562 --> 57:44.876 We’re just gonna help James here make his dreams come true. 57:46.084 --> 57:47.810 Huh? 57:49.536 --> 57:50.917 Oh! 57:51.055 --> 57:53.229 Okay. 57:53.367 --> 57:54.852 Wink, wink. 57:54.990 --> 57:57.026 Got it. All right, we’re in. 57:57.993 --> 57:59.891 They’re in! 58:00.029 --> 58:01.755 Come on, let’s go to Hollywood! 58:01.893 --> 58:03.688 Sí. Woot, woot! 58:03.826 --> 58:05.932 Huh? Oh, no, no, no! 58:06.070 --> 58:07.347 - James, James. 58:07.485 --> 58:09.694 loco. Le monstra bada. 58:09.832 --> 58:11.938 Henry Stoppa, okay? 58:12.076 --> 58:14.147 - Stoppa. 58:14.285 --> 58:16.977 C’est me movie, okay? Me movie! 58:18.151 --> 58:21.395 Howard having super weird day. 58:21.533 --> 58:23.915 Uh 58:25.054 --> 58:27.332 Faster! 58:27.470 --> 58:29.265 Faster! 58:29.403 --> 58:31.405 - Ah. Gooda, gooda. 58:31.543 --> 58:32.924 Hey, Henry! 59:03.783 --> 59:06.578 - 59:13.585 --> 59:15.449 Mm! 59:16.865 --> 59:18.142 Ah! 59:26.702 --> 59:28.773 Mm-hmm. 59:44.789 --> 59:46.722 - 01:00:04.636 --> 01:00:07.570 Ooh, is this where you make movies? 01:00:07.709 --> 01:00:10.090 Sí. 01:00:11.022 --> 01:00:12.472 Fantastic. 01:00:12.610 --> 01:00:14.370 You hear that, guys? This is where it all happens. 01:00:14.508 --> 01:00:16.096 - Come here! 01:00:16.234 --> 01:00:17.097 Come here! 01:00:25.381 --> 01:00:28.764 Holy! Wow, would you look at this! 01:00:32.147 --> 01:00:33.113 Uh, uh. 01:00:37.842 --> 01:00:39.430 - Uh - Oh! Oh, oh, oh, look. 01:00:39.568 --> 01:00:40.811 - This is great. - Huh? 01:00:40.949 --> 01:00:42.019 Sí. 01:00:44.746 --> 01:00:46.851 El a destructo la terra! 01:00:46.989 --> 01:00:48.542 C’est besta storya. 01:00:48.680 --> 01:00:51.718 Oh, James, you’ve painted such a wonderful picture 01:00:51.856 --> 01:00:53.582 with your beautiful gibberish. 01:00:53.720 --> 01:00:56.481 Your movie is gonna be fantastic. 01:00:56.619 --> 01:00:57.724 Isn’t it, guys? 01:00:57.862 --> 01:01:00.727 Who cares about the movie? 01:01:00.865 --> 01:01:04.835 I just want to eat people and chase people and-and 01:01:04.973 --> 01:01:06.698 Smoosh people with feet! 01:01:06.837 --> 01:01:08.666 Exactly. Smoosh. 01:01:08.804 --> 01:01:09.874 Howard gets it. 01:01:10.012 --> 01:01:11.773 Huh? 01:01:14.154 --> 01:01:15.500 Okay, just a little moment, please. 01:01:16.881 --> 01:01:18.676 Uh, you and you, a word? 01:01:18.814 --> 01:01:20.609 We’ll be right back. 01:01:20.747 --> 01:01:22.956 Oh. Okay. 01:01:26.995 --> 01:01:29.066 Uh. Eh. 01:01:35.831 --> 01:01:38.006 Goomi, what are we doing here? 01:01:38.144 --> 01:01:39.835 Back in the good old days, you were all about 01:01:39.973 --> 01:01:41.181 going from planet to planet, 01:01:41.319 --> 01:01:43.563 obliterating everything in sight. 01:01:43.701 --> 01:01:45.910 Now you want to make movies? 01:01:46.048 --> 01:01:47.187 You’ve changed, man. 01:01:47.325 --> 01:01:49.120 - Howard agree! - Guys, guys, guys. 01:01:49.258 --> 01:01:50.639 Where’s the trust? 01:01:50.777 --> 01:01:53.124 Of course we’re gonna destroy everything. 01:01:53.262 --> 01:01:54.885 When those cameras start rolling, 01:01:55.023 --> 01:01:57.749 we’re going to conjure Irene. 01:01:57.888 --> 01:01:59.579 - Irene?! - Irene?! Really? 01:01:59.717 --> 01:02:03.065 Yes, Irene, the eater of worlds herself. 01:02:03.203 --> 01:02:04.653 We’re gonna have our revenge, 01:02:04.791 --> 01:02:07.932 but we’re gonna destroy everything on the planet. 01:02:08.070 --> 01:02:10.314 Destroy! - 01:02:10.452 --> 01:02:13.455 - Howard, stop! - Huh? 01:02:14.870 --> 01:02:17.252 Uh destroy? 01:02:17.390 --> 01:02:19.944 Oh, hey, Henry, buddy. 01:02:21.325 --> 01:02:23.120 James! 01:02:23.258 --> 01:02:25.812 - Get him! 01:02:30.886 --> 01:02:31.956 - 01:02:32.094 --> 01:02:34.200 - Uh 01:02:34.338 --> 01:02:35.753 Ooh! 01:02:40.033 --> 01:02:42.242 - 01:02:44.727 --> 01:02:46.729 -Ow! 01:02:50.112 --> 01:02:52.011 - Hmm. 01:02:52.149 --> 01:02:53.633 Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! 01:02:53.771 --> 01:02:55.704 - 01:02:55.842 --> 01:02:57.223 Hey! 01:02:57.361 --> 01:02:58.810 - 01:02:58.949 --> 01:03:01.054 Eh, en garde! 01:03:02.676 --> 01:03:05.472 Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! 01:03:08.648 --> 01:03:09.925 Aha! 01:03:11.478 --> 01:03:12.997 - 01:03:14.447 --> 01:03:15.655 - 01:03:15.793 --> 01:03:17.346 - 01:03:17.484 --> 01:03:18.416 James! 01:03:18.554 --> 01:03:20.936 Huh? Henry? 01:03:21.074 --> 01:03:22.179 - Henry?! 01:03:22.317 --> 01:03:24.043 Oh, hide him. Hide him, quick. 01:03:24.181 --> 01:03:26.114 Henry? 01:03:26.252 --> 01:03:29.048 Oh, hi, James. Mm, no. 01:03:29.186 --> 01:03:30.325 There’s no Henry here. 01:03:30.463 --> 01:03:32.983 Uh, just us monsters, you know, 01:03:33.121 --> 01:03:34.743 talking about, uh 01:03:34.881 --> 01:03:39.990 uh, a friend of ours that would be great in your movie. 01:03:42.716 --> 01:03:44.477 This is Irene. 01:03:44.615 --> 01:03:45.823 Oh. 01:03:45.961 --> 01:03:50.621 Imagine the movie opens with Irene being conjured. 01:03:50.759 --> 01:03:52.519 The coolest monster ever, 01:03:52.657 --> 01:03:55.937 unleashed upon an unsuspecting world. 01:03:56.075 --> 01:03:57.386 Oh, I promise you, James, 01:03:57.524 --> 01:03:59.802 you’ve never seen a monster like her. 01:03:59.941 --> 01:04:02.598 Okay. ¡Vamos, vamos! 01:04:25.932 --> 01:04:29.039 Hey, Ed, maka le movie. 01:04:29.177 --> 01:04:30.902 Okay. 01:04:31.041 --> 01:04:32.628 The big day has arrived. 01:04:32.766 --> 01:04:34.216 And I have good news. 01:04:34.354 --> 01:04:36.287 Last night, Henry and I were having a little chat 01:04:36.425 --> 01:04:38.117 - Henry? - Yeah, yeah, Henry. 01:04:38.255 --> 01:04:40.533 And he said he’s sorry for being such a doink, 01:04:40.671 --> 01:04:43.501 and also that the scene we’re about to do, you know, 01:04:43.639 --> 01:04:46.263 when Irene arrives, he thinks it’s missing something. 01:04:46.401 --> 01:04:49.162 Huh? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. 01:04:49.300 --> 01:04:51.440 But Henry had a solution. 01:04:51.578 --> 01:04:53.787 What if, when the monster first comes out, 01:04:53.925 --> 01:04:55.410 she eats a victim 01:04:55.548 --> 01:04:57.929 to let the audience know that she means business. 01:04:58.068 --> 01:05:01.036 And better yet, Henry has volunteered 01:05:01.174 --> 01:05:05.109 to play the part of the first sacrifice! 01:05:07.422 --> 01:05:09.251 Henry! Bank you! 01:05:09.389 --> 01:05:11.081 Mm-mm, mm-mm! 01:05:11.219 --> 01:05:12.979 Oh, man, he seems excited, huh? 01:05:13.117 --> 01:05:15.361 - He’s really getting into the part. - Aw. 01:05:15.499 --> 01:05:17.639 Well, James. 01:05:17.777 --> 01:05:19.296 Jim. Jimmy. 01:05:19.434 --> 01:05:20.849 Jimothy. 01:05:20.987 --> 01:05:24.542 Are you ready to start making your first movie? 01:05:24.680 --> 01:05:26.096 Sí, sí. 01:05:26.234 --> 01:05:29.030 By the way, are you okay with me appearing in this scene? 01:05:29.168 --> 01:05:30.376 Th-This is your project. 01:05:30.514 --> 01:05:31.687 I don’t want to step on any toes. 01:05:31.825 --> 01:05:34.276 No problemo. Lumiosa! 01:05:35.484 --> 01:05:36.244 Sonos! 01:05:37.831 --> 01:05:39.143 Y smoka! 01:05:39.281 --> 01:05:41.352 Minions y Monstras. 01:05:41.490 --> 01:05:42.698 Uno! 01:05:48.083 --> 01:05:51.052 The end is finally here. 01:05:51.190 --> 01:05:54.124 Earth is living its last moments. 01:05:54.262 --> 01:05:56.643 The monsters are back 01:05:56.781 --> 01:05:58.921 with a vengeance! 01:05:59.060 --> 01:06:05.066 The time for Irene has come again! 01:06:05.204 --> 01:06:06.653 Rahlia! 01:06:06.791 --> 01:06:09.311 Yogsogoth! 01:06:10.209 --> 01:06:12.003 Flitahgen! 01:06:12.142 --> 01:06:14.696 Carbonica! 01:06:14.834 --> 01:06:18.251 Alea Iacta Est! 01:06:18.941 --> 01:06:22.738 Mercurio Sulubidis! 01:06:24.430 --> 01:06:28.779 Cardamen Macchiato! 01:06:41.654 --> 01:06:45.830 Welcome, the all-consuming, 01:06:45.968 --> 01:06:48.799 all-powerful Irene! 01:06:55.219 --> 01:06:56.669 Irene! 01:06:58.360 --> 01:07:00.914 Wow, you’re so beautiful! 01:07:01.052 --> 01:07:04.055 So big, so orange, so 01:07:04.194 --> 01:07:07.542 G-G-Gooey! 01:07:07.680 --> 01:07:09.854 Now feed, Irene! 01:07:09.992 --> 01:07:12.926 Feast on our modest offering 01:07:13.064 --> 01:07:15.653 and go forth into the world! 01:07:23.627 --> 01:07:25.732 C’est gooda! Gooda, Henry! 01:07:30.841 --> 01:07:33.223 - 01:07:34.672 --> 01:07:35.949 - 01:07:49.066 --> 01:07:50.757 James! Helpa me! 01:07:50.895 --> 01:07:52.345 Huh? Helpa? 01:07:52.483 --> 01:07:54.036 But por qué helpa? 01:07:54.175 --> 01:07:55.555 - 01:07:58.593 --> 01:08:00.629 James! 01:08:00.767 --> 01:08:02.010 Uh, no, no! 01:08:02.148 --> 01:08:03.322 Stoppa! 01:08:03.460 --> 01:08:05.047 Irene, stoppa! 01:08:05.186 --> 01:08:07.291 Bitte, bitte, stoppa! 01:08:07.429 --> 01:08:09.914 Stop? I’m not gonna stop. 01:08:10.052 --> 01:08:12.434 I’ve been waiting for this moment for eons. 01:08:12.572 --> 01:08:16.266 Irene is going to devour everything and everyone. 01:08:16.404 --> 01:08:18.129 No! 01:08:18.268 --> 01:08:19.752 - 01:08:21.823 --> 01:08:24.205 No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 01:08:27.138 --> 01:08:29.589 Henry! Oh, oh, no! 01:08:46.917 --> 01:08:49.368 - 01:08:57.928 --> 01:08:59.447 Henry! Uh 01:09:09.180 --> 01:09:10.665 That was super fun. 01:09:10.803 --> 01:09:13.461 What a perfect day this has been. 01:09:13.599 --> 01:09:14.945 Thank you so much. 01:09:15.083 --> 01:09:17.016 Oh. Oh, no. 01:09:17.154 --> 01:09:19.398 No, no. No. Thank you. 01:09:19.536 --> 01:09:21.469 I really like you, Dort. You’re 01:09:21.607 --> 01:09:24.161 you’re not like the other men that I know. 01:09:24.299 --> 01:09:27.992 Mm. You mean Dort is not all about suppressing feelings 01:09:28.130 --> 01:09:30.236 to avoid appearing vulnerable? 01:09:30.374 --> 01:09:32.963 Well, yes, but more like, with you 01:09:33.101 --> 01:09:36.760 well, I-I feel respected and listened to. 01:09:36.898 --> 01:09:39.314 Aw, Debbie. 01:09:39.452 --> 01:09:41.282 Dort. 01:09:47.357 --> 01:09:48.875 - 01:10:01.543 --> 01:10:03.131 C’est la Henry! 01:10:03.269 --> 01:10:05.133 Dort! Kawasaki le kaiju! 01:10:05.271 --> 01:10:06.272 Help buddy, buddy. 01:10:06.410 --> 01:10:08.239 - Huh? - Oh, my heavens! 01:10:08.378 --> 01:10:09.724 Look at that thing! 01:10:09.862 --> 01:10:12.209 Well, he’s no match for my robot boyfriend. 01:10:12.347 --> 01:10:14.867 Go! Get him, baby! 01:10:15.005 --> 01:10:16.489 Um, yes, yes. 01:10:16.627 --> 01:10:19.458 But that thing i-is huge! 01:10:19.596 --> 01:10:22.219 Uh, I, um 01:10:22.357 --> 01:10:23.531 Okay. 01:10:25.602 --> 01:10:27.362 - Dort? - Dort? 01:10:31.124 --> 01:10:33.230 - -Dort! 01:10:33.368 --> 01:10:34.507 - Uh, uh - Hmm? 01:10:34.645 --> 01:10:36.267 Buddies. Dort. 01:10:36.406 --> 01:10:37.579 Y tú. Helpa Henry! 01:10:37.717 --> 01:10:39.098 Huh? Helpa Henry? 01:10:39.236 --> 01:10:41.376 Sí, helpa Henry! 01:10:41.514 --> 01:10:42.791 Buddies! 01:10:42.929 --> 01:10:45.691 Helpa Henry! 01:10:57.323 --> 01:10:59.601 - 01:11:04.123 --> 01:11:06.850 - 01:11:09.300 --> 01:11:12.511 On my command, prepare to fire! 01:11:14.996 --> 01:11:15.928 And, uh 01:11:16.066 --> 01:11:20.242 - 01:11:20.381 --> 01:11:22.728 Fall back! Fall back! 01:11:24.971 --> 01:11:26.835 Huh? 01:11:35.361 --> 01:11:36.811 - Uh. - Ooh. Uh. 01:11:36.949 --> 01:11:39.883 Uh, uh, uh, uh 01:11:40.021 --> 01:11:41.747 Hmph. 01:11:42.403 --> 01:11:43.473 Meow. 01:11:51.584 --> 01:11:53.206 Wait, wait, wait! Slow down! 01:11:53.344 --> 01:11:55.208 - Dort! 01:11:56.244 --> 01:11:58.177 Where are we going? 01:11:59.937 --> 01:12:02.077 - Dort! 01:12:02.215 --> 01:12:03.389 Opena! 01:12:06.288 --> 01:12:07.428 Huh? 01:12:07.566 --> 01:12:09.947 - 01:12:14.504 --> 01:12:15.850 - 01:12:15.988 --> 01:12:18.508 - 01:12:19.336 --> 01:12:20.717 Phew. 01:12:20.855 --> 01:12:22.235 - Hey, what are you doing? - Ouch! Ouch! 01:12:22.373 --> 01:12:24.168 - Get out of here, you weirdo. - Ouch! 01:12:34.144 --> 01:12:35.663 Henry. 01:12:35.801 --> 01:12:37.354 So I guess this is the end. 01:12:37.492 --> 01:12:39.598 Irene, finish him! 01:12:39.736 --> 01:12:41.427 Huh? 01:12:44.050 --> 01:12:46.052 Oh! 01:12:47.675 --> 01:12:50.022 - No, no, no, no, no! 01:12:57.339 --> 01:12:58.513 Henry! 01:12:58.651 --> 01:13:00.860 - 01:13:08.109 --> 01:13:10.560 - Huh? 01:13:24.677 --> 01:13:26.437 - Ah, no! 01:13:37.345 --> 01:13:39.899 Ah 01:13:41.142 --> 01:13:43.524 - 01:13:45.318 --> 01:13:47.113 Ah 01:13:52.291 --> 01:13:53.603 Huh? Henry! 01:13:53.741 --> 01:13:55.018 - James! 01:13:55.156 --> 01:13:56.537 Toot, toot! 01:13:56.675 --> 01:13:58.435 - 01:13:58.573 --> 01:14:00.713 - Minions! - Huh? 01:14:00.851 --> 01:14:02.681 What? 01:14:04.890 --> 01:14:07.271 Mm, piñata! 01:14:10.205 --> 01:14:11.241 Huh? 01:14:21.009 --> 01:14:22.390 Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! 01:14:22.528 --> 01:14:23.494 Click! Click! Click? 01:14:25.186 --> 01:14:26.359 Yah! Yah! 01:14:34.851 --> 01:14:36.438 - 01:14:38.164 --> 01:14:39.234 Ow! 01:14:42.410 --> 01:14:45.068 Bazooka! 01:15:03.742 --> 01:15:05.157 James! 01:15:05.295 --> 01:15:07.469 Looka, looka! 01:15:07.608 --> 01:15:09.471 Go, go, go! 01:15:26.523 --> 01:15:28.387 Oh! 01:15:39.329 --> 01:15:41.883 Good game, fellas, but it’s over. 01:15:42.021 --> 01:15:44.645 Irene, take ’em all down! 01:15:53.274 --> 01:15:54.655 Uh, James. 01:16:02.386 --> 01:16:04.147 Huh? 01:16:04.285 --> 01:16:06.805 Ah, ah, what’s happening? Who dares? 01:16:10.740 --> 01:16:12.949 I am Dort! 01:16:15.261 --> 01:16:16.055 Bravo! 01:16:16.193 --> 01:16:19.334 Call off your attack, or else. 01:16:19.472 --> 01:16:21.820 Oh, yeah? Or else, what? 01:16:21.958 --> 01:16:23.684 We’ve got Irene! 01:16:23.822 --> 01:16:25.168 Agreed. 01:16:25.306 --> 01:16:28.171 But I’ve got 01:16:28.309 --> 01:16:30.863 Minions! 01:16:32.520 --> 01:16:33.935 Piñata! 01:17:06.381 --> 01:17:07.693 Uh, no. 01:17:07.831 --> 01:17:08.832 - 01:17:11.386 --> 01:17:12.663 - 01:17:17.289 --> 01:17:18.014 Ah 01:17:18.152 --> 01:17:19.291 Kanpai! 01:17:20.913 --> 01:17:24.952 Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew! 01:17:48.803 --> 01:17:51.185 Irene! 01:17:52.082 --> 01:17:53.394 Hey, Goomi! 01:17:53.532 --> 01:17:54.567 Huh? 01:17:58.606 --> 01:18:00.056 - Huh? - Oh, no. 01:18:00.194 --> 01:18:01.816 No, no. No, no, no, no. 01:18:01.954 --> 01:18:02.886 No, no, no, no! 01:18:03.024 --> 01:18:05.268 Undo la spella. 01:18:05.406 --> 01:18:07.753 Command-Zed! 01:18:07.891 --> 01:18:09.134 Run for it, boys! 01:18:09.272 --> 01:18:11.343 Undo! 01:18:16.003 --> 01:18:18.833 Command-Zed! 01:18:18.971 --> 01:18:22.285 Don’t you dare lock me in there again, or I’m gonna 01:18:28.809 --> 01:18:30.327 Dick! 01:18:30.465 --> 01:18:31.501 Tú le besta. 01:18:31.639 --> 01:18:33.158 No, Greg. Tú le besta. 01:18:33.296 --> 01:18:35.470 Ah. Oh! 01:18:37.714 --> 01:18:38.680 Oh. 01:18:40.717 --> 01:18:43.030 Dort! Dort! 01:18:44.445 --> 01:18:46.171 Oh, Debbie! 01:18:47.275 --> 01:18:48.587 Yes, indeed. 01:18:48.725 --> 01:18:51.970 The day and Earth itself was saved. 01:18:52.108 --> 01:18:53.695 All was right in the world. 01:18:54.938 --> 01:18:56.388 And get this. 01:18:56.526 --> 01:18:58.977 - Ed had never stopped filming. 01:19:07.157 --> 01:19:10.195 And so, after months of hard work, 01:19:10.333 --> 01:19:12.922 and with the help of all of his buddies, 01:19:13.060 --> 01:19:15.752 James had made his dream come true. 01:19:15.890 --> 01:19:18.824 He had done it. 01:19:18.962 --> 01:19:21.965 He had finally made his movie. 01:19:28.834 --> 01:19:30.422 And let me tell you, 01:19:30.560 --> 01:19:34.288 watching the movie play with a theater full of people, 01:19:34.426 --> 01:19:38.188 there was truly nothing better. 01:19:38.326 --> 01:19:40.535 -James! James! 01:19:40.673 --> 01:19:41.847 James! James! 01:19:41.985 --> 01:19:45.540 James! James! James! James! James! 01:19:49.061 --> 01:19:51.374 Bank you. Bank you a tutti. 01:19:51.512 --> 01:19:52.927 Bank you. 01:19:53.790 --> 01:19:55.309 Bank you. 01:19:55.447 --> 01:19:57.069 Bravo! 01:19:57.207 --> 01:19:59.520 I’m so proud of you, James! 01:19:59.658 --> 01:20:00.762 Oh, xiè xie. 01:20:00.901 --> 01:20:02.212 Fantastic work, Minions. 01:20:02.350 --> 01:20:04.697 That was incredible. 01:20:04.835 --> 01:20:06.803 Fun for the whole family. 01:20:08.978 --> 01:20:13.914 And the evening just kept getting better and better. 01:20:14.811 --> 01:20:16.364 Uh 01:20:18.539 --> 01:20:20.610 Uh. 01:20:20.748 --> 01:20:23.026 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 01:20:23.164 --> 01:20:24.925 - Bank you, Henry. 01:20:30.861 --> 01:20:33.485 Oh, was it a glorious, beautiful moment 01:20:33.623 --> 01:20:36.384 that none of them would ever forget. 01:20:37.385 --> 01:20:39.318 They had done it. 01:20:39.456 --> 01:20:43.391 The Minions had achieved success in the face of adversity. 01:20:43.529 --> 01:20:45.773 And even though it took a long time 01:20:45.911 --> 01:20:49.950 and it wasn’t always easy, they came out on top. 01:20:50.088 --> 01:20:51.675 As a group. 01:20:51.813 --> 01:20:53.401 As a tribe. 01:20:53.539 --> 01:20:55.231 As friends. 01:20:55.369 --> 01:20:57.543 Aw! 01:20:58.441 --> 01:20:59.614 Cut! 01:20:59.752 --> 01:21:01.858 The movie is finito! Bank you, toda! 01:21:01.996 --> 01:21:03.756 Bank you! 01:21:03.894 --> 01:21:06.069 - 01:21:06.207 --> 01:21:07.415 Hey, hey. 01:21:07.553 --> 01:21:09.555 - Bank you! - Way to go, Minions. 01:21:09.693 --> 01:21:12.006 Ooh, hey! ¡Cuidado! ¡Cuidado! 01:21:13.421 --> 01:21:16.079 Hey! 01:21:23.535 --> 01:21:24.846 Thank you. 01:21:24.985 --> 01:21:26.262 - Whoo! 01:21:28.160 --> 01:21:29.990 Hey. - Come here, come here. 01:21:34.615 --> 01:21:35.857 Bank you, Floyd! 01:21:37.790 --> 01:21:38.791 Aw. 01:21:40.414 --> 01:21:43.003 Eh, James, tapioca? 01:21:43.141 --> 01:21:45.867 - Tapioca. - Credits! 01:22:05.715 --> 01:22:07.027 Ooh. 01:22:07.165 --> 01:22:09.374 - Eh. 01:22:09.512 --> 01:22:11.790 - Hey, hey, Mini Boss. 01:22:16.243 --> 01:22:18.176 - 01:22:18.314 --> 01:22:21.144 - 01:22:21.282 --> 01:22:22.663 - 01:22:22.801 --> 01:22:25.183 - 01:22:42.131 --> 01:22:43.822 Whoa! 01:22:43.960 --> 01:22:45.272 Bello? 01:22:45.410 --> 01:22:47.205 Stuart, helpa con la booka. 01:22:47.343 --> 01:22:49.759 Uh 01:22:55.661 --> 01:22:57.629 Ah, uh, uh 01:22:59.493 --> 01:23:00.804 Ow! Ow! Ooh! 01:23:00.942 --> 01:23:03.186 Stop! Hey, stop it! 01:23:14.508 --> 01:23:15.440 Eh? 01:23:19.271 --> 01:23:21.204 Uh 01:23:21.342 --> 01:23:23.793 Ah. 01:23:43.847 --> 01:23:45.159 Ooh, looka, looka! 01:23:47.299 --> 01:23:48.680 - 01:23:53.374 --> 01:23:54.996 Come here, come here! 01:23:55.135 --> 01:23:57.378 - 01:24:09.873 --> 01:24:12.290 Kitty Gru! 01:24:13.291 --> 01:24:14.326 Rawr. 01:24:16.949 --> 01:24:19.987 Sheepy Gru! 01:24:20.125 --> 01:24:21.126 Baa 01:24:22.472 --> 01:24:23.784 Ooh, ooh. 01:24:23.922 --> 01:24:26.407 Penguin Gru! 01:24:27.374 --> 01:24:29.410 - 01:24:29.548 --> 01:24:32.137 Piggy Gru! 01:24:46.772 --> 01:24:48.947 - 01:29:50.282 --> 01:29:52.457 -