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你这一直在看什么呢？
笑得这么开心

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-我有打扰到你了？
-没有

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我这已经写完了 就是再检查一遍

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红豆跟老胡怎么还不回来啊？

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镇上酒吧的歌手走了

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胡老师今天去试唱了

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红豆应该是在谢总家打麻将吧？

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谢阿奶最近迷上了打麻将

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这进度条也太慢了

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什么进度条？

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爱情的进度条啊

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他们两个哪有什么进度条啊？

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红豆来的时间太短了

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也就两三个月

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这么一走 桥归桥 路归路

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他们两个根本没有进度条

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不对

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我觉得呀

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这跟时间没有什么太大关系

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你看 红豆的事业发展方向就不在这

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现在又不是嫁鸡随鸡
嫁狗随狗的年代了

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女孩子考虑问题呢 得全面

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对

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是该搞事业

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对 就是要搞事业

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先富带动后富 再实现共同富裕

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说得是没错

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但是小黄

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你来这里搞事业搞那么久了

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怎么连个对象都没有啊？

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我有对象啊

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他是在贵州当老师的

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我们上个月刚在一起啊

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你哪里来的时间去贵州搞对象啊？

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去年暑假 我去贵州看我爸妈嘛

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去之前我妈就跟我说了

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他们那新来了一个支教老师

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我肯定会喜欢

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早就把他夸得像朵花似的了

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我后来到了那

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打眼这么一看

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小伙子确实斯斯文文的

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说话也温柔 性格也特别稳重

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主要是 多看他两眼 他不好意思

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小脸红扑扑的

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我妈呀 就是把我的喜好
拿捏得死死的

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竟然还是你妈介绍的

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印象也很好 所以就一直联系

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这不 上个月就捅破了窗户纸

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确定了恋爱关系嘛

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所以你们两个这个是异地的网恋

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但是我现在有一个想法

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我想把他从我妈那挖过来

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就我们这学校还缺老师呢

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他愿意吗？

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他…

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他暂时不太愿意

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让你妈跟他说说

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我妈更不愿意

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我妈跟我说了

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他现在带的高年级的学生要中考

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让我想都别想

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你们一家子可都是人才

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我妈才是人才呢

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那个小琴嘛 守着个杂货店

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也没什么生意

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我估计啊 坚持不长时间

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再说了

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她又喜欢那个男娃娃

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没有什么正经的工作

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小琴的阿爸、阿妈肯定很着急

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着急有什么用？

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大人能做得了孩子的主？

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前段时间
小琴的阿爸还打听你们家夏夏

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打听我们家夏夏干什么？

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看上夏夏了嘛

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觉得他有手艺

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他能看上夏夏？

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前两年还嫌我们家穷呢

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那是前两年嘛

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现在不一样了

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夏夏有手艺

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大家还是知根知底 可对？

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那有好的就赶紧紧着夏夏介绍啊

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夏夏还小

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还是先紧着阿遥吧

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阿遥的事情哪里用得着我们来操心？

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有晓春嘛

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我听说

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晓春在镇上认识一个开饭店的女老板

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讲小姑娘长得很漂亮

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可是要介绍给阿遥的

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不是 阿桂婶 你别光聊天

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打牌呀

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三万

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晓春是在家说过这事

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阿遥 你觉得怎么样啊？

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不行

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我早就跟她说过了

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别搞这些 好好工作

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你去见见又怎么了？

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不是

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这个晓春能不能
把心思放在工作上面呀？

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这工作一天到晚这么忙

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她还能想东想西的

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这也是正经的大事啊 对吧？

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就是啊

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阿婶 你管管他

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要管你们管？

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我可管不了他

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他都给我下通知了

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认清形势

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放弃幻想

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什么叫“认清形势 放弃幻想”呀？

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你踢我干吗呀？

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我腿长 我…

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你别…别看我牌呀

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我们现在啊 都是剃头挑子一头热

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人家阿遥根本不上心

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红豆

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你觉得阿遥怎么样？

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挺好的呀

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我问你啊 那可是你喜欢的类型？

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不是

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怎么就不是了？

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我喜欢皮肤比较白的

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你别看我牌

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没看

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晓春 我们到了啊

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红豆

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你…不是 你…

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你怎么来了？

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你不是喊红豆吃饭吗？

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我刚好在附近 就一起过来吃了

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怎么了？

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有什么跟她说的话
不能让我听见的？

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不是

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我们两个女孩说话

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你瞎掺和什么呀？

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你回店里吧

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让娜娜给你做个土豆饼

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真的假的？你真赶我？

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-进…
-晓春

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你们在门口站着干吗呢？

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-来了
-快进来呀

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那个…

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你要想吃就一块吧

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走 红豆

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-不是
-走吧

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谢晓春 你什么态度啊？

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我介绍一下啊

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这个呢 是我们这个店的老板 小薇

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-这是我的好朋友 许红豆
-您好

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-您好
-您好

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这…这是我大哥

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那个谢之遥

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幸会

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谢总

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你今天有时间过来了？

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对

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今天有点时间啊

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那我们去小院里面坐吧 方便聊天

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-好
-走

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走 红豆

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你们随便点啊 千万别客气

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今天这顿饭我请了

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之前一直说请晓春吃饭来着

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她一直忙

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今天这顿饭肯定不能让你请

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红豆来了这么长时间 马上就要走了

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我一顿饭都没好好请她吃过

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这顿饭肯定是我要请的

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那红豆不是在这边工作的呀？

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我呀？我不是

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我是来谢总小院度假的

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我是住客

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那你们今天这是送行饭呀？

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我在这还合适吗？

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不 合适

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一顿饭而已 合适的

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那我请你们喝酒

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我这还有一支还不错的红酒

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正好今天开了

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我去拿

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不 不用 你太客气了 小薇

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这个阿妹怎么这么自来熟啊？

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不是 大哥

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我之前跟你说的话
你是不是什么都没记住啊？

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什么呀？

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我之前是不是跟你讲过？

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融合餐厅的老板孙小薇
我要给你介绍的

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他拒绝了啊

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那我…我也不能那么跟人说呀

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我就跟人讲 你没有时间

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等你有时间了 你肯定来

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你看我干吗？

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又不是我让你来的

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你自己要来的

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那…那我走了

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你现在走什么呀？

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刚才让你走

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你不走

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菜单都看好了吧？

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那个 我们要一个牛肉堡

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然后再要一个萨拉米的这个薄饼

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好吧

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-红豆
-鸡肉卷

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好嘞

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我…

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我都行

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行 那你们稍等 我来安排

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好

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-来
-干杯

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-高兴啊
-高兴

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之前晓春说谢总没时间

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我还想着去谢总的马场骑骑马呢

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这不 我这也是刚开业

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也没去成

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都忙

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我们邻居啊 一说谢总 那都知道

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说生意做得大

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人长得帅

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还是个热心肠

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过奖了

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别听他们胡说

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这哪是胡说呀？

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今天一见 果然是帅

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不过怎么会没有女朋友呢？

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那个 我大哥呀 就是一颗遗珠

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一心都扑在工作上了

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遗珠

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我一开始啊 也这么觉得

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后来发现啊 其实不是

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人家是要求高

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那个宁缺毋滥

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还不像一般的男的呢

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这个看着碗里的 想着锅里的

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他不是

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没这么高尚

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就是没什么人看得上我

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不说这个了 来

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-来
-干了

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-来
-干

00:12:32.480 --> 00:12:34.040 align:center
-干了？
-我干了

00:12:52.000 --> 00:12:54.000 align:center
你怎么也不帮我说句话？

00:12:55.200 --> 00:12:56.880 align:center
我还没帮你说话？

00:12:56.960 --> 00:12:58.720 align:center
我说的都是好话呀

00:12:58.800 --> 00:13:01.240 align:center
说你仗义、孝顺

00:13:02.840 --> 00:13:05.400 align:center
你这是在帮我呢
还是在帮我相亲呢？

00:13:05.480 --> 00:13:08.880 align:center
人家小薇本来就是以为你是来相亲的

00:13:09.480 --> 00:13:11.040 align:center
那你也不该接话呀

00:13:11.120 --> 00:13:12.640 align:center
我好不容易把话题绕开了

00:13:12.720 --> 00:13:13.920 align:center
你又给绕回来了

00:13:14.880 --> 00:13:16.680 align:center
那人家小薇问的也没什么

00:13:16.760 --> 00:13:18.560 align:center
她问我了 我不得答呀？

00:13:18.640 --> 00:13:19.880 align:center
这下好了

00:13:19.960 --> 00:13:22.200 align:center
人家以为我上赶着来相亲

00:13:22.280 --> 00:13:24.000 align:center
还找了俩好说话的陪着

00:13:26.080 --> 00:13:27.400 align:center
晓春也就算了

00:13:27.480 --> 00:13:28.640 align:center
你也…

00:13:31.000 --> 00:13:33.000 align:center
你就这么想把我送出去 是吧？

00:13:35.360 --> 00:13:36.200 align:center
不是

00:13:36.280 --> 00:13:37.880 align:center
你想哪去了？

00:13:46.760 --> 00:13:48.600 align:center
不是 晓春怎么这么慢？

00:13:51.240 --> 00:13:52.080 align:center
我还有事

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我不等了 我先走了

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好

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谢谢啊

00:14:06.960 --> 00:14:07.800 align:center
红豆

00:14:09.560 --> 00:14:10.480 align:center
大哥呢？

00:14:10.560 --> 00:14:11.800 align:center
走了 上班了

00:14:11.880 --> 00:14:13.720 align:center
走得还挺快他

00:14:15.600 --> 00:14:16.760 align:center
不好意思啊

00:14:16.840 --> 00:14:19.800 align:center
我本来带你到这家餐厅
是觉得环境挺好的

00:14:19.880 --> 00:14:21.960 align:center
-没想到…
-没有 菜特好吃

00:14:22.920 --> 00:14:23.840 align:center
你怎么样？你去哪？

00:14:23.920 --> 00:14:25.600 align:center
我回趟仓库 你呢？

00:14:25.680 --> 00:14:26.840 align:center
我去找谢阿奶玩

00:14:26.920 --> 00:14:28.360 align:center
那走吧 一块吧

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吃过了？

00:14:36.000 --> 00:14:36.880 align:center
吃完饭

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有点困

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来

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坐这

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叹什么气？

00:15:02.280 --> 00:15:03.440 align:center
有什么烦心事？

00:15:05.640 --> 00:15:07.240 align:center
心里有点乱

00:15:08.480 --> 00:15:10.000 align:center
想得多

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烦心事

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是越想越多

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阿奶呀

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你说这个人啊 他怎么就像
那个狗熊掰玉米一样？

00:15:23.360 --> 00:15:25.480 align:center
掰一穗啊 掉一穗

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就不能什么都有？

00:15:29.400 --> 00:15:31.400 align:center
人不能太贪心了

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得了千钱想万钱

00:15:34.040 --> 00:15:36.720 align:center
当了皇上 又想成仙

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人就长了两只手

00:15:39.360 --> 00:15:42.040 align:center
你就是进了金山、银山

00:15:42.120 --> 00:15:44.400 align:center
也只能拿两样东西

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拿了金银镯

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就拿不了玉如意

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哪能要什么有什么？

00:15:54.240 --> 00:15:56.320 align:center
不能要什么有什么

00:15:57.120 --> 00:15:58.320 align:center
我记住了

00:15:59.920 --> 00:16:01.480 align:center
什么时候走啊？

00:16:01.560 --> 00:16:02.760 align:center
过几天

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那就多到家里吃几次饭啊

00:16:06.400 --> 00:16:07.600 align:center
好呀

00:16:09.440 --> 00:16:10.280 align:center
阿奶

00:16:10.800 --> 00:16:14.400 align:center
我觉得呀 您身上的味道特像我姥姥

00:16:15.680 --> 00:16:16.720 align:center
什么味？

00:16:17.480 --> 00:16:18.760 align:center
烤面包的味道

00:16:22.400 --> 00:16:24.720 align:center
那是烧柴火的味道

00:16:29.440 --> 00:16:30.320 align:center
阿奶呀

00:16:31.040 --> 00:16:32.760 align:center
你可要健健康康的啊

00:16:33.600 --> 00:16:35.400 align:center
要多听阿遥的话

00:16:36.320 --> 00:16:38.000 align:center
不舒服要去医院

00:16:38.080 --> 00:16:39.560 align:center
别嫌麻烦忍着

00:16:41.120 --> 00:16:42.160 align:center
知道了

00:16:43.160 --> 00:16:46.160 align:center
阿奶呀 也嘱咐你几句

00:16:46.800 --> 00:16:49.160 align:center
遇事别较真

00:16:49.840 --> 00:16:50.800 align:center
宽心一点

00:16:52.080 --> 00:16:54.480 align:center
烦心事是越想越多

00:16:55.360 --> 00:16:56.760 align:center
总能过去

00:17:01.120 --> 00:17:02.200 align:center
我也记住了

00:19:46.080 --> 00:19:47.080 align:center
喂 娜娜

00:19:47.160 --> 00:19:48.080 align:center
怎么了？

00:19:48.640 --> 00:19:49.480 align:center
谢总

00:19:49.560 --> 00:19:51.000 align:center
红豆下午发烧去输液了

00:19:51.080 --> 00:19:51.960 align:center
还没回来

00:19:52.040 --> 00:19:53.720 align:center
你有时间去接她吗？

00:19:54.640 --> 00:19:55.480 align:center
马上

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你…

00:20:18.280 --> 00:20:20.240 align:center
你不运动的吗平时？

00:20:21.200 --> 00:20:22.560 align:center
我不运动？

00:20:23.320 --> 00:20:24.920 align:center
我这一天到晚的我…

00:20:28.680 --> 00:20:31.480 align:center
不是 你什么情况啊？

00:20:31.560 --> 00:20:33.280 align:center
你发烧来打针也不跟我说一声

00:20:35.520 --> 00:20:36.880 align:center
打个针而已

00:20:36.960 --> 00:20:38.400 align:center
告诉你干什么？

00:20:39.680 --> 00:20:40.960 align:center
有一个人来打针的吗？

00:20:42.880 --> 00:20:44.640 align:center
我在北京都一个人打

00:20:46.480 --> 00:20:47.800 align:center
这是北京吗？

00:20:51.960 --> 00:20:54.400 align:center
不是 你下午不是生气了吗？

00:20:54.480 --> 00:20:56.800 align:center
我生不生气我也不会不管你啊

00:21:01.280 --> 00:21:03.120 align:center
这又不是什么大病

00:21:03.200 --> 00:21:04.360 align:center
没那么娇气

00:21:05.720 --> 00:21:07.080 align:center
我看你是有点大病

00:21:07.760 --> 00:21:09.040 align:center
这都几点了？

00:21:09.120 --> 00:21:11.600 align:center
一会你输完液 回去黑灯瞎火的

00:21:11.680 --> 00:21:12.720 align:center
你不害怕呀？

00:21:14.280 --> 00:21:16.040 align:center
我跟胡老师说了

00:21:16.120 --> 00:21:18.200 align:center
他在镇上的酒吧工作完了

00:21:18.280 --> 00:21:20.000 align:center
就过来跟我一块回去

00:21:22.240 --> 00:21:24.800 align:center
我看你真的是要活生生把我给气死

00:21:25.960 --> 00:21:27.880 align:center
我怎么了？怎么把你气死了？

00:21:41.680 --> 00:21:42.840 align:center
算了

00:21:43.360 --> 00:21:44.400 align:center
你生着病呢

00:21:44.920 --> 00:21:46.480 align:center
我跟一个病人计较什么呀？

00:21:49.040 --> 00:21:50.280 align:center
头孢啊？

00:21:51.360 --> 00:21:53.880 align:center
那个细菌感染 要打三天呢

00:22:03.640 --> 00:22:04.720 align:center
不烧了

00:22:07.000 --> 00:22:07.840 align:center
饿不饿？

00:22:09.680 --> 00:22:10.560 align:center
不饿

00:22:11.480 --> 00:22:12.520 align:center
那个…

00:22:12.600 --> 00:22:13.640 align:center
你坐啊

00:22:13.720 --> 00:22:16.440 align:center
别戳在我跟前 跟个柱子似的

00:22:42.800 --> 00:22:43.880 align:center
那什么…

00:22:43.960 --> 00:22:44.920 align:center
下午

00:22:46.560 --> 00:22:47.480 align:center
抱歉啊

00:22:48.480 --> 00:22:50.200 align:center
那个不是有意的

00:22:50.280 --> 00:22:51.240 align:center
别气了

00:22:53.200 --> 00:22:54.320 align:center
你道什么歉呀？

00:22:54.840 --> 00:22:56.280 align:center
该道歉的是我

00:22:56.800 --> 00:22:58.440 align:center
也不知道发什么神经

00:23:01.080 --> 00:23:04.400 align:center
不过那个小薇啊 确实长得好看

00:23:07.560 --> 00:23:09.120 align:center
你没事跟她多处处

00:23:09.200 --> 00:23:10.240 align:center
说不定…

00:23:10.320 --> 00:23:11.280 align:center
是吧？

00:23:13.120 --> 00:23:14.160 align:center
大美女

00:23:24.720 --> 00:23:25.920 align:center
是不是？

00:23:28.280 --> 00:23:29.360 align:center
我

00:23:29.880 --> 00:23:31.400 align:center
闻到了什么味

00:23:32.920 --> 00:23:34.400 align:center
消毒水的味道？

00:23:39.480 --> 00:23:40.480 align:center
是酸味

00:23:42.880 --> 00:23:44.440 align:center
有病吧你？

00:23:47.120 --> 00:23:48.200 align:center
把手给我

00:23:50.520 --> 00:23:51.440 align:center
你干吗？

00:23:55.680 --> 00:23:57.080 align:center
给你看看手相

00:23:57.600 --> 00:23:58.600 align:center
去你的

00:24:11.000 --> 00:24:11.920 align:center
冷不冷？

00:24:26.360 --> 00:24:27.200 align:center
来

00:24:28.320 --> 00:24:30.200 align:center
这里头啊 给你加了两个蛋

00:24:30.280 --> 00:24:32.280 align:center
面可以剩下 把鸡蛋吃了

00:24:34.280 --> 00:24:35.280 align:center
这么多啊

00:24:35.800 --> 00:24:37.360 align:center
你分点吧

00:24:37.440 --> 00:24:38.680 align:center
这…这不多了

00:24:38.760 --> 00:24:40.160 align:center
你先吃 吃不完给我

00:24:41.680 --> 00:24:43.120 align:center
真的太多了

00:24:43.920 --> 00:24:44.960 align:center
你拿个碗吧

00:24:46.600 --> 00:24:47.440 align:center
也行

00:25:07.840 --> 00:25:09.640 align:center
帮你分点面啊

00:25:09.720 --> 00:25:11.040 align:center
蛋你得自己吃

00:25:16.200 --> 00:25:18.200 align:center
我去给你倒杯热茶

00:25:26.920 --> 00:25:28.240 align:center
这是

00:25:29.280 --> 00:25:31.120 align:center
怎么回事？

00:25:34.800 --> 00:25:36.720 align:center
男女之间 不就那么回事吗？

00:25:39.040 --> 00:25:40.280 align:center
那你说

00:25:41.320 --> 00:25:43.120 align:center
他俩是在一起没有啊？

00:25:44.560 --> 00:25:45.560 align:center
大麦说

00:25:45.640 --> 00:25:47.520 align:center
现在发生的一切事情

00:25:47.600 --> 00:25:50.640 align:center
在将来都叫做回忆杀

00:25:51.960 --> 00:25:53.600 align:center
回忆杀

00:25:56.160 --> 00:25:58.160 align:center
听不懂啊

00:26:01.520 --> 00:26:02.840 align:center
写歌去了

00:26:09.360 --> 00:26:10.400 align:center
土豆

00:26:18.080 --> 00:26:19.200 align:center
我是地瓜

00:26:19.720 --> 00:26:21.200 align:center
什么烂梗？

00:27:01.760 --> 00:27:03.000 align:center
喂 晓春

00:27:03.560 --> 00:27:04.920 align:center
我在家呢

00:27:05.480 --> 00:27:06.960 align:center
人到了 是吧？

00:27:07.560 --> 00:27:08.480 align:center
好 我下去接

00:27:21.160 --> 00:27:22.240 align:center
红豆啊

00:27:22.320 --> 00:27:23.640 align:center
-姐 你跟她走吧
-好嘞

00:27:23.720 --> 00:27:25.480 align:center
-您好 路上顺利吗？
-来 您好

00:27:25.560 --> 00:27:26.400 align:center
顺利

00:27:26.480 --> 00:27:27.480 align:center
晓春卸货去了

00:27:27.560 --> 00:27:28.400 align:center
她忙完就过来

00:27:28.480 --> 00:27:30.800 align:center
-我先带你去房间
-好 谢谢

00:27:31.720 --> 00:27:32.880 align:center
-行李
-我来

00:27:33.400 --> 00:27:34.680 align:center
-把手
-好

00:27:36.440 --> 00:27:37.960 align:center
你昨天发烧输液去了？

00:27:38.560 --> 00:27:40.040 align:center
没事 好了 谢谢啊

00:27:40.120 --> 00:27:41.080 align:center
那我先走了

00:27:41.800 --> 00:27:43.120 align:center
-这边请
-谢谢啊

00:27:47.760 --> 00:27:50.920 align:center
现在是白天 大家去忙去了

00:27:51.000 --> 00:27:53.280 align:center
等晚上回来给你开个欢迎会

00:27:53.360 --> 00:27:54.800 align:center
不用麻烦大家了

00:27:54.880 --> 00:27:57.000 align:center
没事 这是小院的新传统

00:27:57.080 --> 00:27:58.000 align:center
你房间在二楼

00:27:58.080 --> 00:27:59.800 align:center
小心点 楼梯有点陡

00:28:00.480 --> 00:28:01.720 align:center
你提得动吗？

00:28:01.800 --> 00:28:02.760 align:center
-我来吧
-没事

00:28:02.840 --> 00:28:03.960 align:center
不算重的

00:28:08.040 --> 00:28:09.480 align:center
慢点 楼梯窄

00:28:16.040 --> 00:28:17.720 align:center
这院子还挺大的啊

00:28:19.120 --> 00:28:21.080 align:center
它这个呀 不是一个宅基地

00:28:21.160 --> 00:28:23.000 align:center
是三户拼在一起的

00:28:23.080 --> 00:28:25.320 align:center
原来当客栈租出去呢

00:28:25.920 --> 00:28:27.280 align:center
就倒闭了

00:28:27.360 --> 00:28:28.640 align:center
闲置了三年

00:28:29.160 --> 00:28:32.480 align:center
后来谢总啊
重新找设计师装修了一下

00:28:32.560 --> 00:28:33.800 align:center
做短租

00:28:33.880 --> 00:28:35.360 align:center
这边一共六间房

00:28:35.440 --> 00:28:37.200 align:center
楼下那边就是公共区域

00:28:38.080 --> 00:28:39.400 align:center
我带您上房间看看

00:28:40.040 --> 00:28:40.880 align:center
好

00:28:41.720 --> 00:28:43.200 align:center
（野蛮生长）

00:28:43.280 --> 00:28:44.120 align:center
来

00:28:47.040 --> 00:28:50.400 align:center
你的房间啊 来之前阿婶给打扫过了

00:28:50.920 --> 00:28:52.080 align:center
做了通风

00:28:52.600 --> 00:28:54.240 align:center
电器也全部都检查过了

00:28:54.320 --> 00:28:55.360 align:center
没有问题

00:28:56.280 --> 00:28:57.320 align:center
但是呢

00:28:57.400 --> 00:29:00.480 align:center
阿婶只负责公共区域的打扫

00:29:00.560 --> 00:29:02.720 align:center
房间可能得你自己打扫一下

00:29:02.800 --> 00:29:05.240 align:center
如果要找阿婶打扫呢 就得另付钱

00:29:05.920 --> 00:29:06.760 align:center
行

00:29:07.600 --> 00:29:09.560 align:center
对了 这边的早晚温差大

00:29:09.640 --> 00:29:11.440 align:center
晚上蚊虫特别多

00:29:11.520 --> 00:29:13.000 align:center
我待会给你拿杀虫剂喷一喷

00:29:13.080 --> 00:29:15.240 align:center
我房间就有 你就不用买了

00:29:15.320 --> 00:29:17.040 align:center
-那谢谢啊
-不客气

00:29:17.120 --> 00:29:18.600 align:center
你是这的管家吗？

00:29:18.680 --> 00:29:20.360 align:center
我？我不是

00:29:20.440 --> 00:29:21.960 align:center
我是隔壁的房客

00:29:22.040 --> 00:29:23.200 align:center
就帮个忙

00:29:24.000 --> 00:29:25.880 align:center
-你也是房客？
-对

00:29:25.960 --> 00:29:27.280 align:center
你要不说

00:29:27.360 --> 00:29:29.200 align:center
我还以为你在这生活很久了呢

00:29:30.160 --> 00:29:31.160 align:center
怎么说？

00:29:31.240 --> 00:29:33.440 align:center
就是气场很和谐嘛

00:29:35.240 --> 00:29:36.480 align:center
我过两天就走了

00:29:36.560 --> 00:29:37.560 align:center
这两天都在

00:29:37.640 --> 00:29:39.280 align:center
你有什么事找我

00:29:40.360 --> 00:29:42.120 align:center
那看来咱俩没什么缘分

00:29:42.640 --> 00:29:43.800 align:center
我才刚来 你就要走了

00:29:44.840 --> 00:29:46.560 align:center
能遇到就是缘分啊

00:29:47.360 --> 00:29:48.440 align:center
也对

00:29:49.280 --> 00:29:50.720 align:center
我正式自我介绍一下吧

00:29:50.800 --> 00:29:52.480 align:center
我叫白蔓君

00:29:53.000 --> 00:29:54.240 align:center
你叫我蔓君姐就可以了

00:29:55.040 --> 00:29:55.880 align:center
蔓君姐

00:29:55.960 --> 00:29:57.120 align:center
许红豆 幸会

00:29:57.200 --> 00:29:58.400 align:center
幸会

00:29:58.480 --> 00:30:00.080 align:center
那你就先收拾一下

00:30:00.160 --> 00:30:01.000 align:center
一会晓春来

00:30:01.080 --> 00:30:02.800 align:center
她说想请你吃顿午饭

00:30:02.880 --> 00:30:03.720 align:center
好啊

00:30:04.320 --> 00:30:06.040 align:center
-有事找我啊？
-好

00:30:06.120 --> 00:30:06.960 align:center
谢谢你啊

00:30:07.040 --> 00:30:07.920 align:center
不客气

00:30:17.600 --> 00:30:18.560 align:center
许红豆

00:30:20.160 --> 00:30:21.080 align:center
感觉怎么样？

00:30:21.160 --> 00:30:22.480 align:center
没事了

00:30:23.600 --> 00:30:24.560 align:center
几点去打针？

00:30:24.640 --> 00:30:25.680 align:center
四点

00:30:25.760 --> 00:30:28.320 align:center
-我和你一块去
-好

00:30:42.720 --> 00:30:44.840 align:center
红豆 你怎么自己回来了呀？

00:30:44.920 --> 00:30:45.800 align:center
谢总呢？

00:30:46.320 --> 00:30:48.560 align:center
刚欣欣打电话叫去村委会

00:30:48.640 --> 00:30:50.560 align:center
调停村民矛盾去了

00:30:51.480 --> 00:30:53.200 align:center
等一下

00:30:54.320 --> 00:30:55.520 align:center
你去接的人呀？

00:30:56.640 --> 00:30:57.920 align:center
是美女邻居吗？

00:30:59.560 --> 00:31:00.480 align:center
这样啊

00:31:00.560 --> 00:31:02.120 align:center
那个 你跟她认识

00:31:02.200 --> 00:31:03.840 align:center
一会你上去把她叫下来

00:31:03.920 --> 00:31:05.040 align:center
我就坐在这

00:31:05.120 --> 00:31:06.520 align:center
背着她弹吉他

00:31:06.600 --> 00:31:09.320 align:center
有一种犹抱琵琶半遮面的感觉

00:31:09.400 --> 00:31:10.760 align:center
-好不好？
-好

00:31:10.840 --> 00:31:12.000 align:center
-谢谢
-我去叫

00:31:12.080 --> 00:31:13.080 align:center
放轻松啊

00:31:13.640 --> 00:31:14.960 align:center
不要紧张啊

00:31:29.120 --> 00:31:30.840 align:center
怎么样？我状态好吗？

00:31:36.080 --> 00:31:37.320 align:center
蔓君姐

00:31:39.880 --> 00:31:41.560 align:center
有时间吗？下去坐坐

00:31:41.640 --> 00:31:42.480 align:center
好呀

00:31:42.560 --> 00:31:43.840 align:center
东西收拾好了？

00:31:43.920 --> 00:31:45.640 align:center
收拾好了 东西不多

00:31:45.720 --> 00:31:46.880 align:center
那你就先下去坐

00:31:46.960 --> 00:31:48.040 align:center
我回去换个衣服

00:31:48.120 --> 00:31:49.000 align:center
好

00:32:01.080 --> 00:32:02.880 align:center
来了 胡老师 准备

00:32:05.520 --> 00:32:07.000 align:center
午后的风很甜

00:32:07.080 --> 00:32:09.640 align:center
吹来新的季节

00:32:10.800 --> 00:32:13.080 align:center
你浅浅的笑颜

00:32:13.160 --> 00:32:14.920 align:center
纯白得很无邪

00:32:15.880 --> 00:32:18.240 align:center
偶尔小脾气也会

00:32:18.320 --> 00:32:20.840 align:center
我无奈妥协

00:32:21.440 --> 00:32:24.000 align:center
只让快乐能把…

00:32:26.760 --> 00:32:28.280 align:center
还是这首啊？

00:32:30.440 --> 00:32:31.600 align:center
你是…

00:32:43.720 --> 00:32:44.760 align:center
老板

00:32:44.840 --> 00:32:46.160 align:center
那个双倍的浓缩美式

00:32:46.240 --> 00:32:47.280 align:center
-好嘞
-谢谢啊

00:33:12.080 --> 00:33:16.600 align:center
遇见你像竹林邂逅初夏

00:33:16.680 --> 00:33:19.120 align:center
飞鸟邂逅海浪

00:33:19.200 --> 00:33:21.480 align:center
冒险不会迷航…

00:33:23.200 --> 00:33:25.520 align:center
冒险不会迷航…

00:33:27.000 --> 00:33:28.840 align:center
冒险不会迷航

00:33:29.600 --> 00:33:30.440 align:center
滚

00:33:31.040 --> 00:33:32.680 align:center
我说几句话我就走啊

00:33:33.840 --> 00:33:35.240 align:center
那个 姐姐你…

00:33:35.320 --> 00:33:37.760 align:center
不管什么事 它都会过去的

00:33:37.840 --> 00:33:39.720 align:center
如果你现在特别难受的话呢

00:33:39.800 --> 00:33:41.920 align:center
那你就把这个事先放一放

00:33:42.000 --> 00:33:43.800 align:center
你就会发现 这件事情

00:33:43.880 --> 00:33:46.640 align:center
在不久的将来 它自己就过去了

00:33:46.720 --> 00:33:49.520 align:center
就算你在那待着 这个坎…

00:33:49.600 --> 00:33:50.440 align:center
谢谢啊

00:33:50.520 --> 00:33:51.800 align:center
…它也会过去的

00:33:51.880 --> 00:33:53.480 align:center
我说完了 再见

00:34:00.720 --> 00:34:01.920 align:center
妈

00:34:02.000 --> 00:34:02.840 align:center
怎么？

00:34:03.680 --> 00:34:04.960 align:center
我在北京呢

00:34:05.040 --> 00:34:05.880 align:center
音乐节

00:34:05.960 --> 00:34:07.720 align:center
不是酒吧 音乐节 你听

00:34:07.800 --> 00:34:08.760 align:center
老板

00:34:10.560 --> 00:34:11.800 align:center
再给我拿个杯子

00:34:11.880 --> 00:34:13.080 align:center
-好嘞
-那挂了啊

00:34:13.159 --> 00:34:14.040 align:center
拜拜

00:34:18.639 --> 00:34:19.639 align:center
我的咖啡哈

00:34:20.159 --> 00:34:21.080 align:center
再见

00:34:21.159 --> 00:34:22.000 align:center
你

00:34:23.800 --> 00:34:24.960 align:center
您的杯子

00:34:27.880 --> 00:34:29.320 align:center
我请你喝酒

00:34:29.400 --> 00:34:31.560 align:center
不行 太晚了 不喝了

00:34:32.560 --> 00:34:33.639 align:center
这么晚了

00:34:33.719 --> 00:34:36.199 align:center
你还喝双倍的浓缩美式？

00:34:38.719 --> 00:34:39.560 align:center
来

00:34:40.760 --> 00:34:42.080 align:center
陪我聊聊天

00:34:45.679 --> 00:34:46.520 align:center
行吧

00:34:47.040 --> 00:34:48.560 align:center
虽然我们不认识

00:34:50.000 --> 00:34:51.920 align:center
但我看你状态这么不好

00:34:52.760 --> 00:34:54.360 align:center
你就当我是个垃圾桶

00:34:54.440 --> 00:34:56.239 align:center
你想说什么 你就往我这扔

00:34:56.840 --> 00:34:58.400 align:center
我没事 我能消化

00:35:00.680 --> 00:35:02.080 align:center
给你看个东西啊

00:35:09.960 --> 00:35:11.000 align:center
包呢？

00:35:22.160 --> 00:35:24.200 align:center
中华人民共和国

00:35:24.720 --> 00:35:26.360 align:center
离婚证

00:35:27.960 --> 00:35:29.640 align:center
我都没见过结婚证

00:35:29.720 --> 00:35:31.200 align:center
这倒见上离婚证了

00:35:31.720 --> 00:35:33.280 align:center
它俩是不是长得特别像啊？

00:35:33.800 --> 00:35:36.080 align:center
差不多

00:35:37.320 --> 00:35:39.120 align:center
看你这状态

00:35:39.680 --> 00:35:40.880 align:center
你老公…

00:35:42.360 --> 00:35:44.520 align:center
你前夫出轨了？

00:35:44.600 --> 00:35:45.760 align:center
没有啊

00:35:46.680 --> 00:35:47.800 align:center
那你出轨了？

00:35:49.800 --> 00:35:51.920 align:center
我哪有那个时间呀？

00:35:53.600 --> 00:35:55.440 align:center
我要照顾家里

00:35:55.520 --> 00:35:57.560 align:center
管我女儿 管我前夫

00:35:57.640 --> 00:35:59.400 align:center
还得管我婆婆

00:36:00.080 --> 00:36:01.560 align:center
跟婆婆住在一起啊？

00:36:02.080 --> 00:36:03.920 align:center
那肯定是婆媳关系喽

00:36:04.000 --> 00:36:04.920 align:center
不是

00:36:05.440 --> 00:36:06.960 align:center
我婆婆就住在我们楼上

00:36:07.040 --> 00:36:08.440 align:center
她非常好

00:36:09.760 --> 00:36:13.720 align:center
我其实当初就是因为觉得我婆婆好

00:36:13.800 --> 00:36:15.560 align:center
才嫁给我前夫的

00:36:16.800 --> 00:36:19.440 align:center
那就是你前夫对你不好

00:36:19.520 --> 00:36:20.840 align:center
该离

00:36:21.640 --> 00:36:22.800 align:center
也不是

00:36:22.880 --> 00:36:24.880 align:center
爸妈都挑不出什么毛病来

00:36:24.960 --> 00:36:26.560 align:center
那为什么呀？

00:36:27.480 --> 00:36:29.360 align:center
那都挺好的 那为什么要离婚呀？

00:36:29.440 --> 00:36:30.760 align:center
我就想不明白了

00:36:32.120 --> 00:36:33.520 align:center
你不用想明白

00:36:34.760 --> 00:36:35.880 align:center
干杯

00:36:35.960 --> 00:36:37.000 align:center
那个

00:36:37.080 --> 00:36:38.800 align:center
这个姐姐 你…你少喝点吧

00:36:38.880 --> 00:36:40.200 align:center
你就别喝了

00:36:40.280 --> 00:36:41.200 align:center
干杯

00:36:46.040 --> 00:36:46.880 align:center
那…

00:36:47.400 --> 00:36:48.520 align:center
离就离了

00:36:49.480 --> 00:36:50.600 align:center
你要相信

00:36:50.680 --> 00:36:53.520 align:center
你一定会有一个美好光明的明天

00:36:56.000 --> 00:36:57.160 align:center
好

00:37:36.400 --> 00:37:38.600 align:center
我当时就是看她心情不好

00:37:38.680 --> 00:37:41.480 align:center
我出于职业病 我就上去劝了劝

00:37:41.560 --> 00:37:44.400 align:center
那个 感谢你啊 没拿我当流氓

00:37:45.120 --> 00:37:48.280 align:center
胡老师这个人啊
就是表面形式上有一点流氓

00:37:49.160 --> 00:37:51.920 align:center
但其实本人呢 还是很热心的

00:37:53.760 --> 00:37:56.640 align:center
对 他当时跟我说要是心情不好

00:37:56.720 --> 00:37:58.720 align:center
想好好放松一段时间的话

00:37:58.800 --> 00:38:00.080 align:center
就可以来这

00:38:00.160 --> 00:38:01.320 align:center
因为这的人都很好

00:38:01.400 --> 00:38:03.960 align:center
对 人都特别的好

00:38:04.040 --> 00:38:05.960 align:center
但是我也不知道你真能来呀

00:38:06.040 --> 00:38:07.720 align:center
是吧？你也没给我留个联系方式

00:38:07.800 --> 00:38:09.760 align:center
我不会自己搜啊？

00:38:11.560 --> 00:38:12.520 align:center
可惜了

00:38:13.160 --> 00:38:15.960 align:center
你应该跟晓春说你是我的朋友

00:38:16.040 --> 00:38:17.680 align:center
你是我介绍来的

00:38:17.760 --> 00:38:20.000 align:center
这样她房租能给你打折

00:38:20.080 --> 00:38:21.040 align:center
是吗？

00:38:21.120 --> 00:38:22.480 align:center
胡老师啊

00:38:22.560 --> 00:38:24.920 align:center
你自己的房租也没打折吧？

00:38:27.800 --> 00:38:30.240 align:center
你上辈子肯定是台挖掘机

00:38:30.760 --> 00:38:31.640 align:center
就会拆台你

00:38:32.240 --> 00:38:33.760 align:center
蔓君姐 吃水果

00:38:35.520 --> 00:38:36.360 align:center
谢谢

00:38:37.240 --> 00:38:38.240 align:center
你再说一遍试试

00:38:38.320 --> 00:38:39.360 align:center
你就是偷玉米

00:38:39.440 --> 00:38:41.040 align:center
-你不要脸
-那是我家地里的东西

00:38:42.040 --> 00:38:43.120 align:center
别动手

00:38:43.200 --> 00:38:44.440 align:center
在这不能动手

00:38:44.520 --> 00:38:45.600 align:center
在这不能动手

00:38:46.640 --> 00:38:47.680 align:center
别…

00:38:47.760 --> 00:38:49.040 align:center
别动手

00:38:49.120 --> 00:38:50.120 align:center
阿叔

00:39:06.440 --> 00:39:08.360 align:center
你怎么搞成这样子了？

00:39:09.240 --> 00:39:10.520 align:center
阿叔们吵架

00:39:10.600 --> 00:39:11.560 align:center
没头发抓

00:39:11.640 --> 00:39:12.920 align:center
不就只能抓衣服了吗？

00:39:14.520 --> 00:39:15.720 align:center
你被抓破了

00:39:15.800 --> 00:39:18.040 align:center
-哪啊？
-脖子

00:39:20.960 --> 00:39:22.040 align:center
你这会感染的

00:39:22.840 --> 00:39:24.440 align:center
你上来 我给你用碘酒擦擦

00:39:26.520 --> 00:39:27.680 align:center
那你放下来呀

00:39:29.840 --> 00:39:30.800 align:center
什么？

00:39:30.880 --> 00:39:33.240 align:center
你把头发放下来 我爬上去

00:39:35.080 --> 00:39:36.200 align:center
那你自己吐丝啊

00:39:49.000 --> 00:39:50.120 align:center
进来

00:39:58.760 --> 00:40:00.200 align:center
收拾行李呢？

00:40:01.680 --> 00:40:03.600 align:center
你坐一会啊 我在找碘伏

00:40:24.200 --> 00:40:25.560 align:center
我找到了

00:40:25.640 --> 00:40:26.560 align:center
等一下啊

00:40:39.240 --> 00:40:40.280 align:center
来 我给你看看

00:40:41.840 --> 00:40:43.800 align:center
这大爷指甲够狠的呀

00:40:43.880 --> 00:40:46.080 align:center
这要抓到脸上 那得破相

00:40:46.160 --> 00:40:47.840 align:center
你是没看那指甲

00:40:48.360 --> 00:40:50.880 align:center
那抽烟都熏黄了 指甲缝里都是黑的

00:40:54.880 --> 00:40:56.480 align:center
你消毒就消毒

00:40:56.560 --> 00:40:57.440 align:center
你别吹

00:40:57.520 --> 00:40:58.640 align:center
我不好意思啊

00:40:58.720 --> 00:41:00.400 align:center
这下意识动作

00:41:16.320 --> 00:41:17.280 align:center
没事

00:41:19.440 --> 00:41:20.360 align:center
你擦吧

00:41:21.360 --> 00:41:22.360 align:center
你擦吧

00:41:48.920 --> 00:41:52.200 align:center
你自己回去洗澡的时候小心点

00:41:52.280 --> 00:41:53.680 align:center
别沾着水啊

00:41:59.360 --> 00:42:00.320 align:center
那我走了

00:42:10.640 --> 00:42:11.520 align:center
对了

00:42:14.280 --> 00:42:16.440 align:center
你别收太晚 早点休息

00:42:17.480 --> 00:42:18.640 align:center
你也是