You get caught every couple of days.
Get inside now. Come on!
Cool, bro!
Would you like some water?
No.
Coffee?
French vanilla?
Caramel flavour. - Thanks.
Why are you here?
Hmm?
I was walking around outside alone. So I thought I should come here.
You should have brought your family along.
Dude, please, I am already very troubled.
Only troubled people come here.
Have you ever seen anyone enter jail dancing and playing the drum?
No, right?
You must have thought there would be a beach inside the jail
and we would be sitting there
on white chairs, drinking beer in our boxers.
We would be dipping our feet
in the flowing waves and having fun.
That's what you were thinking, right?
You look like a regular visitor to the jail.
Huh? - Well, why are you here?
Actually, I was dating the queen's daughter.
Someone snitched to the queen
that her daughter is spending time with Honey.
Oh, then?
What else? Then the queen snitched.
Honey is now spending time in jail.
By the way,
why are you here?
The queen's elder daughter was with me.
She was forcing me to get married. When I refused, she minded.
Be a man. Don't try to be my brother-in-law.
You got it, right? Shut up, move the chair, and sit over there.
I thought you were a Punjabi brother,
so I would help you. But no. It's okay.
Hold on.
Can you get a call made?
I can even arrange a lawyer for you,
but first, make up your mind whether you want to tell the truth or not.
I will tell you,
but the story is very long.
I'll lie down and listen then.
Come over here, and let me come there.
Go on.
"Let me dance with all my heart and set everything aside."
Hey, why are you coming here?
The old man has died here. We are mourning here.
Go there. They are dancing over there.
"Let me dance with all my heart and set everything aside."
"Just speak your heart out..."
Look at them dancing. - "We will honour your wishes."
They look so beautiful, don't they?
You have got a beautiful daughter-in-law.
It's not that difficult to find one.
My boy is no less handsome either. He is like a diamond.
Hey, listen,
the bride is beautiful. Did you arrange the wedding?
I had actually shown them a girl even more beautiful than her,
but this is what fate had in store for them.
"Hold out your hands. Just give your consent to my wish."
"Hold out your hands. Give your consent to my wish." - Come on.
"Hold out your hands. Just give your consent to my wish."
Look at her. - "Break all your boundaries, girl."
"Dance your heart out in the Giddha and become mine, girl."
"Break down all boundaries and become mine, girl."
She has turned into a peahen!
"Break down all boundaries and become mine, girl."
"Dance your heart out in the Giddha and become mine, girl."
"Break down all boundaries and become mine, girl."
Easy there, my dear! Don't get dizzy and fall.
"Break down all boundaries and become mine, girl."
Oh, she fell! - Oh, boy!
Hey, bring some water! Bring some water!
Bring a knife!
Shoe! Bring a shoe! She's having a seizure.
We need to make her smell a shoe. What would you do with a knife?
I want to cut out your tongue with a knife. You wretched!
You can fight later. Pick her up first.
Step aside! Do I have a fractured hand?
I'll pick her up. Take out the car. Let's go to the hospital.
Take her to Makhan, not the hospital. Only he can cure her.
Congratulations, you have good news!
You're acting so shocked,
as if you're the one who got pregnant, not her.
How can she get pregnant? We got married just yesterday.
Huh? - Yeah.
Listen, Tanne, you can just ask her yourself
once she regains consciousness.
I guess that someone else
has registered your vacant plot in their name.
Here, accept the decree of destiny.
None of that matters anymore.
What do you mean?
Look, Tanne, I have already told you.
It is not right to chase after the truth all the time.
You're here with your family. Try to understand the situation.
Brother-in-law, be quiet! Why are you bringing disgrace upon us?
Mind you, don't you dare call me "Brother-in-law!"
Is your sister a Padma Shri, that her reputation would be tarnished?
I won't take her back. You can take her from right here.
Hey, Tanne, listen... Sister-in-law,
I know another girl.
She even watches TV with her scarf draped over her head.
Just imagine for yourself how modest she must be!
I can talk with them if you want.
By her looks, the girl seemed decent.
But then again, by its looks, even urea resembles sugar.
Hey, Makhna! Give me the medicine and send me on my way, too.
Or the doctor will arrive.
Kudma, come on, let's go.
The doctor has arrived now.
If this is the doctor, then who is inside?
That is the doctor's apprentice.
That's good. We'll get the medicine from the doctor.
He'll prescribe good medicine.
He won't be able to give you medicine.
If someone suffers from acidity, he says,
'There is a blockage, get a stent inserted.' - Really?
Greetings, doctor! - Greetings!
So, Jassi, all well?
Sir, Mr Kudam is a bit unwell.
No problem, I'll get his check-up done. Send him inside.
Sure.
Once in the morning and once in the evening, right? - Yes, right.
Give me 20 rupees. - Here.
What was the need to take even 20 rupees?
You should have just let it be.
Doctor, I gave her some advice and a three-dose regimen.
She had a weakness.
Is all that glucose lying inside meant to be poured
into a bucket and used for mopping the floor?
Such customers have nothing to do with the medication.
They simply bring in other customers.
The wise say that
one should seek the blessings of a sick person.
You should collect
this month's salary from the wise as well.
Go inside and prepare a list of medicines. Okay? Good.
20 rupees!
Come in, Jassi, come on in.
Oh, God.
So?
Doctor, the pain starts here and radiates towards the back.
It circles from behind and comes here.
From here, it circles back around and returns to the back.
You have arrived at the absolute right time.
Had you been even two minutes late,
the pain would have spiraled into a snake-like pattern,
and we would have had to insert a stent immediately.
Enough of your two minutes, Doctor!
We've been sitting here for half an hour.
It would have spiraled into a snake-like pattern!
Look at how high the patient's blood pressure has shot up.
If it rises even a little further, no doctor will touch him.
If my BP shoots up, no one will lay a hand on you either.
It is because of these very traits that no one comes to you.
Your shop is running solely because of that poor fellow, Makhan.
The day he leaves,
you won't even be able to get any butter for your parathas.
Then you will just sit here swatting flies.
Come on, Kudma, let's go.
Did you see his pattern?
If nothing else, let's at least get a vaccination.
'Your shop is running solely because of Makhan.'
'The day he leaves,'
'you won't even be able to get any butter for your parathas.'
'Then you will just sit here swatting flies.'
Makhan! Hey, Makhan!
Coming, Doctor.
The list is almost ready.
Here, it's done. - Huh.
Makhan, if you need anything,
don't hesitate. Just let me know. All right?
Doctor, I, too, have wanted to say something for several days.
I need 5 lakh rupees. - Oh!
Five lakh?
Who told you that doctors don't get heart attacks?
Why do you need 5 lakhs?
The girl's family is coming to see me tomorrow.
Meeting? So much money is spent
just on the formalities of the initial meeting?
No, Doctor, the girl I am getting engaged to
has completed her IELTS.
She needs to go to Canada, so we require 20 lakhs.
Why do you need to go abroad? Your life is set here.
Your salary is 8,800 rupees.
I can't even pay my bike's EMI with 8,800 rupees.
So I'll increase your salary by 100-200.
What else do you need?
It's not about money, Doctor.
It's about my dream.
It has been my dream from the very beginning
to open an Ayurveda shop in Canada.
Makhna, it's not how... - Doctor,
I've invited a very limited number of people.
Make sure you arrive on time.
And I have made a list of medicines. Please order them.
Come on time.
Doctor, not even a dead person would take medicine from you.
Lest they take it and die all over again.
If Makhan goes abroad,
look for another business.
Oh, Nishatra,
I haven't called you here to humiliate me.
You are the only one who can stop Makhan from going abroad.
Should I eat his passport?
You are good enough to do that, too.
The girl's family is coming to see him tomorrow.
Just as you have severed all Makhan's previous ties at my behest,
do not let this one form either.
Hmm. - Yeah.
Doctor, you know that,
with an empty stomach and empty hands,
I cannot change anyone's destiny.
It is already made. I have taken your measurements.
All that remains now is a push from your side.
Just tell me the time of the program.
It looks like the program is over.
We are late, Doctor.
I don't know what you will do now.
I have the items for your measurements ready.
Please come, Doctor. - How are you, Sardar Kartar Singh?
Many congratulations to you.
Congratulations to you too. - Many congratulations to you.
You wrapped up the ceremony quickly.
Oh, you are late.
Please come. Bless the kids.
Please come. - Sure, come on.
Many congratulations to you, Makhan. Thank you, Doctor.
Congratulations, sir. - Congratulations, Makhan.
Your choice is lovely.
If only she were your choice alone.
She has been associating with Pankaj for two years,
and with Laali for a year and a half.
She cut Sukhman's birthday cake just yesterday.
What the hell are you talking about?
You can't hide these things from people, you know?
Have you thoroughly investigated the girl?
Yes, of course. She's a very decent girl.
Her picture was with me for six months.
No one was even willing to take a look at it.
Dad, Nishatra has a lot to say.
What? - He's saying that the girl has had affairs.
Oh, son, at this age, everyone has a friend circle.
Just because you couldn't, are you going to start
finding flaws in other people's daughters and sisters?
Look at your age. We need to make some adjustments.
What do you mean? It's not about just a couple of months.
I have to spend my entire life with her,
and things are going wrong right now.
So what? The girl has to go abroad anyway.
Oh, so the girl is going abroad alone first?
Yeah.
All right. You are smart enough to understand this.
What do you mean?
Tell her that not just the girl, but you will go along as well.
Yeah. - Right.
Don't think about it, Makhan.
I wanted to ask you something. - Yes?
I was saying, we're going to Canada together, aren't we?
I will not send you to Canada alone.
How can you go? I'll have to go alone first.
First, I'll go and get settled there.
Then, I'll bring you over on a dependent visa.
Okay?
Got it.
She said that first, she would go there alone.
Then, she would go and get settled.
After that, she would call me over. - That's exactly what I said.
She will call only the person she has a thing with.
No, it's a decent family. It's nothing like that.
If all of this goes on in your family, then go ahead.
Dad, if two sensible people are saying something, listen to them.
It has already been cancelled before.
We found a girl with great difficulty.
Nishatra has quite a few proposals. Right, Nishatra? - Of course!
He has been carrying a photo of Makhan
in his pocket for the past four years.
Yet, he hasn't done anything so far.
I have kept him on the waiting list.
I will give him a special offer.
I don't know about the offers.
If you say yes, I will say no to her.
We will find you one. Why are you getting worried?
How will you find someone?
We will! We will find you one! Why are you getting worried?
What else should I do? It's a decisive time for me.
If she goes, then who will marry me?
How will he? He could have found one if he wanted.
I have one in my mind. Doctor's daughter. - Yeah! Huh?
I feel like taking all the rings off your fingers.
I told you not to send Makhan abroad,
but you are sending my daughter along with him as well!
Doctor, the atmosphere there became such that
it just slipped out of my mouth.
Now that you have said it, abide by it.
How can you say yes, dad? The doctor's daughter stammers.
Do you want her to do the commentary for a tournament? You're 35 now!
No one will give you their daughter because you want to go abroad.
The doctor's daughter will take the IELTS, and she will take you abroad.
My daughter can't clear the IELTS, and she is not going to go abroad.
I even had someone else take her twelfth-grade exams.
Really? That's great!
Look, Jassi won't be able to clear the IELTS,
nor will she be able to go abroad.
So, how is Makhan going to go abroad?
Once you make it to Canada,
you'll have a blast for the rest of your life.
Makhan will manage your clinic for his entire life.
you'll have a blast, Doctor.
Look, Nishatra,
the responsibility for this entire matter lies with you.
Just take my advice and simply say yes to the alliance.
Your work is already done, Doctor. - Yeah!
"Leaving my father behind, I am leaving."
"Crossing the vast fields, I set out today."
"I am leaving here today for a foreign land."
"I set out today."
A band score of 6.5
is required to go to Canada.
If we get a 7-band score,
the visa is guaranteed. And if we get a 7.5,
then my visa is guaranteed as well.
Makhan, if we get
an 8-band score,
then the kids as well.
If we get an 8.5,
the PR is guaranteed.
And if we get a 9...
No, God. I haven't even heard of anyone getting a 9-band score.
I hope this doesn't turn out to be a bad omen.
What if the Canadians say no upon hearing the number nine?
You're here!
What's this? A surprise for me?
This is my photo.
M... Mother gave it to me.
She said to put it in the room. - Really?
You know, my friends don't believe me.
They think there was something between us.
They feel as though we turned
a love marriage into an arranged marriage.
- All right, close your eyes. - You want to give me a gift?
Yeah. Please, close your eyes.
Yeah. Okay. - Don't open them.
Okay? Until I say so.
Open your eyes when I tell you to. - Hmm.
Open your eyes now.
What's this?
People usually give a small gift
when seeing someone's face for the first time,
but I am showing you our future.
Free headphones with 30% off!
The two of us will listen to songs together.
What do you mean? - Forget about that.
Tell me, should we do IELTS here, or in Bathinda?
What IELTS?
What do you mean? Everything had been discussed with dad.
He said that after taking the IELTS,
Jassi would take me to Canada after our marriage.
Canada? I don't want to take the IELTS,
nor do I want to go to Canada.
I have just one dream.
To have a beautiful boutique of my own.
And I would design beautiful suits for all the actresses,
like Sonam Bajwa and Neeru Bajwa.
I can't do IELTS, and on top of that, it's very difficult. - But...
We had already clarified everything with the mediator beforehand.
Then you should have married the mediator itself.
No, Jassi, listen to me.
If you aren't able to clear IELTS in a few days,
then take a month or take two months.
Take six months. What else do you want? If you want,
we can even change the institute. All right?
Huh? - And my dream?
What about my dream?
You can fulfill your dreams by going to Canada.
After all, Neeru Bajwa, Sonam Bajwa, they all live right there.
You can keep designing as many suits for them as you like.
I just don't want to go there!
It's your wish.
Why would anyone listen to a poor man like me?
Neither my mother nor my father
has ever listened to me in my entire life.
I had thought that
after our marriage, my wife would come,
and I would share all my joys and sorrows with her.
I would fulfill her dreams,
and she would fulfill mine. But it's all right,
whatever God wills, Ms Jasbeer. Okay, then.
Listen!
Sonam Bajwa, Neeru Bajwa, all those actresses,
they all live in Canada?
Yes, haven't you seen that in the movies?
Okay, then. I'll give it a t... t... try.
That's all right.
You just give it a try. I'll take care of the rest.
All right.
"It is written in my eyes,"
"visible for the whole world to see."
"I was a simple Jatt, my love. Now, I have changed."
"Oh, my love, this handsome boy loves you with all his heart."
"It is this king's dream to treat you like his queen."
"Oh, my love, this handsome boy loves you with all his heart."
"It is this king's dream to treat you like his queen."
Hello. - Yeah. How come you called me?
I am your aunt's son. Can't I call you? - Of course, you can.
So, what's new? - Uncle called me.
Have you applied to go abroad?
Yeah, man, I'm thinking about going to Canada.
Well, you can think about going to Mars as well.
Thinking costs nothing.
Stop making fun of me. Tell me something important.
Just come straight to the UK. You'll have a great time.
I am right here.
No, we'll head straight to Canada, and from there, to the US border.
Just anyone can go to the UK.
Excuse me, you're not talking to your aunt's son.
You are talking to the UK's famous lawyer
Advocate Mahindra Pal Ratan. Got it?
Why would I talk to Ratan? Who is he to me? You should talk to him.
Make sure you don't get mixed up with the wrong agent.
Just come straight to the UK. You'll have a great time.
Keep your advice to yourself. We'll go straight to Canada.
All right, then. Tell me when you get the green card.
Mind your business... - Come on!
"In the prime of his youth, the Jatt fell in love with you."
"It is such a lovely thing that I fell for you."
"I fell in love with you."
"This isn't just about passing the time. I am quite serious about you."
"Oh, my love, this handsome boy loves you with all his heart."
"It is this king's dream to treat you like his queen."
"It is this king's dream..."
How much is your fee? - Just 4,000 rupees.
Hmm.
Here, it's 5000.
She is my only daughter. She shouldn't feel any stress.
Whether she clears IELTS or not.
"God plucked a beautiful star from the sky."
"I had a dream that I would spend my next life with you."
"I had this dream in the morning."
"Guard your heart carefully,"
"for my peace and tranquillity lie with you."
"Oh, my love, this handsome boy loves you with all his heart."
"It is this king's dream to treat you like his queen."
"Oh, my love, this handsome boy loves you with all his heart."
"It is this king's dream to treat you like his queen."
Mr Makhan, here's the result.
What's this? 4.5 band?
You were saying that your institute gets 100% results.
Our institute's results are consistently 100%.
90% result was achieved solely because of Ms Jaspreet.
What's our fault in this?
Should we administer her English as a medicine?
How are you, Canadian citizen?
No, bro, you were right. Is Canada even a country?
The UK ranks among the major nations,
and the most important thing of all is that you are there.
No. Go ahead and give it your best shot.
Who knows, the Canadian government might just agree.
You are older than me, so you can say whatever you want.
If it weren't for our family ties,
I would have made your life a living hell, even in India.
Bro, forget the past and let go of your anger.
We won't amount to anything in Canada.
Please find a way somehow to get us over to the UK.
Stop making requests now. Send your papers, I'll look at them.
Thank you, brother.
There you go.
We know exactly how deep in trouble our children are.
I had already told you that she is weak in her studies.
But you didn't listen to me.
I didn't stop the two of you so that you wouldn't say
that dad isn't interested in sending you abroad.
Sir, let them try again.
What's the big deal about the band? It might increase.
It's only about 50,000, right? Not a big deal.
Sir, it is still not too late.
If someone realises their mistake at the right time,
they are not called wrong. They are called wise.
If you take my advice,
I’ll open shops for both of you,
a boutique for Jassi,
and we’ll expand our clinic.
This very place will become our Canada and America.
We will always live it up right here. Hey, son...
Hmm!
Oh, why are you getting so worried?
I feel as though living abroad
simply isn't written in our d... destiny.
Yeah, you know?
Okay, listen, when we have a child,
we will have them take the IELTS and send them abroad.
We'll also go with them, hmm?
Until then, you handle dad's tractor business,
and I'll stay home and make beautiful suits. Hmm?
So, you gave up medicine and started a tractor business?
No, we heeded Doctor Dad's advice,
and then came the day in our lives
when we received some wonderful news.
'After three months.'
Many congratulations to you. - Thank you.
That's great news. Congratulations.
Greetings! - Congratulations.
How are you, Mr Kudma? - Good, sir!
Many congratulations to you. - Thank you.
Greetings. - God has answered your prayers.
Wow, wonderful! - You're here!
Yes, dear.
Take this. - What are you doing?
Oh, come on, not a big deal.
Here. Please take it. - Have it.
Have it hot.
Deepti, look at this. How does this suit look?
Nice! - Show it to me.
It's looking so pretty!
Take this w... without thinking.
And have some sweets. Here, have it.
Congratulations, Makhan. Our brother,
too, has become a prominent doctor.
Thank you, Tanne. Thank you so much. - Here you go!
Here, take it. - You, too.
Take it. - Don't you want anything? - I'm good.
Okay. - Makhan, your dream of going to Canada remained unfulfilled.
Why is that?
Only God knows when and to whom to grant a particular happiness.
Makhan!
Hey, what's wrong?
I'm feeling dizzy. - Please sit. Sit.
What happened to her? What's wrong, dear? - She is feeling dizzy.
What happened, dear? - I'm feeling dizzy.
Dad, I'm going to be a dad!
Oh, wow! - Really?
This has turned out to be a truly auspicious day.
Two shops have opened, and good news has arrived as well.
There will be one more party.
Of course, there will be a party.
You'll have to do it.
Yes, brother? - Congratulations, Makhan!
Thank you, but how did you find out so quickly?
If I don't find out, then who will? - What do you mean?
Your visa has arrived. God has answered your prayers.
Really? - Of course! Start preparing now.
Okay, hang up, I'll talk to you later.
All right. - What happened, Makhan?
Get up first. I'll tell you. Come here. - What happened?
What happened, Makhan dear? - I'll talk to you at home.
Don't leave without telling me, Makhan.
How can you go abroad just like that?
I have invested 20 lakhs in the showroom.
It's not the end of the world. You can give it on rent.
Sir, make him understand.
Who will look after my clinic and all your fields if they leave?
Kudma, my son's dream is to go abroad.
It is being fulfilled with great difficulty. Let him fulfil his wish.
What's the big deal about these tractors?
I can sell them tomorrow.
Jassi, what is he even saying?
I also don't understand anything.
If you can't make heads or tails of anything either,
just stay right here.
I'll video call you from there.
What am I supposed to do staying here all alone?
If you can't stay, then quietly pack your bags. Our flight is tomorrow.
Oh, silly guys!
Jassi simply cannot go abroad while pregnant.
Why? - Well, only the local police
can answer that, son.
I have enough connections at the airport.
As for the local police, I'll deal with them once I get there.
I just hope God gets me there once.
Thank God, I finally got to see the UK.
Hail Waheguru!
Oh, the air! My lungs have opened up.
Huh? - There was heavy security inside.
Thank God we escaped.
Don't keep calling out to God repeatedly.
If God decides to call you,
it will become a problem for both of us.
Why would you be in trouble?
Will you not haunt me after becoming a ghost?
Oh, man, I think God has listened to me.
'Jassi simply cannot go abroad while pregnant.'
'Only the local police can answer that, son.' - Look down.
Hey, Makhan!
Why are you wandering around here? We were looking for you there.
Why do you look so scared?
Just get us out of here. The police are after us. - The police. Yeah.
What on earth have you done?
Did you bring powder in your bag? - No!
Do we look like drug addicts to you? - No.
Talking about drugs! We are getting worried here.
Excuse me! - Here he is. - He is the one.
Ask her what the matter is, so we can plead with her.
Why did you run when you saw me?
We have everything, all the documents.
I have a visa, passport, and documents d... done.
Talk to her, brother. - Talk to her now.
Makhan, she is your sister-in-law.
They call them sister-in-law here?
We call them 'Mamu' (Uncle). - Hmm.
She is my wife.
Wife? Greetings, sister-in-law. - Greetings, sister-in-law.
Greetings. - I have the UK police in my pocket.
You could have told us that she would come to pick us up.
I thought that as soon as we arrived in the UK, we... would go back.
Welcome to the UK.
Forget about the welcome, we were running around. - Yeah.
Come on, guys, pick up your luggage. Let's go home and talk. - All right.
Come on, let's go. - Come on.
Hey, sit here. - Yeah?
Who are you with here?
You had been making a big fuss in the village,
claiming that you had married a white lady.
She was white earlier, brother.
Actually, we went together on our honeymoon.
The sun shines directly there,
so her skin got burnt.
This doesn't look like a skin burn.
It looks like she was burned in a furnace.
She is very pure-hearted, Makhan.
You are pure-hearted, too.
People in the UK have to do this. Pick up the suitcase.
Pick it up!
Look at this girl.
No, aunt. - This one?
Is there anyone else? - Look at this one.
Show us someone better. - No problem.
There aren't even as many girls in the UK as there are on my laptop.
Here you go, look at her.
This girl is nice.
She is a very well-mannered girl.
She has three kids.
Come on! How is she well-mannered then?
Are women who have three children bad?
Tell me your budget. - What do you mean?
Look, the budget for a white Indian girl is different,
and the budget for a black girl is different.
As the number of children increases, the budget decreases.
Aunt, there are no budget constraints.
The girl should be decent, and my brother should secure a PR.
Let's look for more options. Look at her.
She is not that pretty.
Have you looked at your face?
Aunt, we will consult at home and let you know.
Along with that, try changing your own perspective as well.
Get lost!
Greetings, aunt! Are you all right?
If I am not up to the mark, how will people here become permanent?
That's also right.
Is he being a nuisance?
He just won't stay put. If I were back in the village,
I’d set him straight with a slap.
Then give him a couple of slaps.
He's not going to call the police.
Greetings, aunt! We've reached here.
What was that?
Mother! Mom!
Mommy, open the door!
Aunt! Greetings, aunt!
Stay seated in the car. I'm not your aunt.
Hey, man. - Huh?
Did the Covid vaccine cause a reaction in aunt?
It's coming on the news these days.
Don't say that. She was fine when I left her in the morning.
Oh, yeah? - Yeah.
Let me see.
Mother, please, open the door! I'm so tired.
At least open the door at her request, aunt.
Yay!
Hold on, one by one. Hey, dear, come inside.
It must be my turn now. - Yeah.
Get lost!
Aunt! Aunt, open the door. Listen to me.
You forgot about your aunt when you got married.
If I don't get angry, am I supposed to dance?
Everything happened so quickly that we didn't even realise it.
Aunt, please open the door.
We have brought you special snacks from Punjab.
Do you think you can win me over with your snacks?
I've had enough snacks.
I'm from Punjab, not Korea.
Nite, you know what?
Please drop us off at the nearest Gurudwara by car.
Why in the car? Here's the Gurudwara. You can go on foot.
Huh? Come on.
She is behaving like uncle.
Bid farewell to us. - What is he saying?
Makhan! Hey, Nite!
Oh, God! I was just kidding.
Have they really left?
Aunt, we came in through the back gate. You come in too.
Oh, you're here. You scared me.
There you go. - You're scared.
Give me the roti, Jaspreet. - Here you go.
Aunt, I have a desire
to open a large clinic as a traditional healer in the UK,
just like grandpa did. - Oh, yeah?
Don't mind, but I imagine that after dying, a person must think,
'If only I had shown myself to Makhan'
'before I died, perhaps I would have survived.'
Aunt, I also want to open
a b... boutique here.
Jaspreet, first, at least learn how to speak properly.
Then we'll open the boutique as well.
I was just kidding.
Is she your wife's sister?
She is my sister-in-law. - Yeah.
Aunt, will you help me?
We'll open a boutique
right here at home, and gradually,
we'll open a large designer traditional showroom. Huh?
Yeah. - If this venture of ours takes off,
we will simultaneously open a showroom for Punjabi shoes as well.
How is my idea?
Brilliant! Aunt, he hasn't done anything at all.
Just watch, your nephew will bring glory to your name in the UK.
Did your father leave a showroom
that you will do business here?
No, aunt, we are here. We'll work hard now. - Yeah.
You'll only put in the hard work once you get a job here.
Why won't I get a job? Do I look like a handicapped person?
Yes! Mentally challenged.
Nite, talk to him. It's his first day.
Don't force me to say something.
Listen, bro, you both have come here on a tourist visa.
That too for six months.
And tourists cannot work here. Understand?
We are here to get a PR, and you are demotivating us.
We have told our family back home that
we will return only after becoming permanent.
The rest is up to God.
Listen, what kind of lawyer are you? Come up with a solution!
Right, aunt?
There are only two ways to become permanent here.
What are those?
Either do what I did, marry a permanent girl.
Second, Lucy's sister is unmarried. She is even darker than her.
Even darker than her?
No, she's eager to get married.
If you are interested, I will talk about it.
No!
Are you crazy? - That's how you get permanent here.
It's not a bad deal.
Hello, shh... - I understand you are saying shut up.
But look, Nite has also done this. - Hmm.
This is not his second marriage.
This is my first and last marriage. - Yeah.
Ours is a love marriage. Right, darling?
Jassi, look, I'll not fall in love, but let me get married.
His sister-in-law can help her this much.
Brother, does her aunt have a son?
No, I get it. Forget about these alliances.
Tell me some other solution.
I will tell you another solution.
To be permanent here, plan a baby.
Aunt, if we plan a baby, will we become permanent here?
Of course! - Then,
Jassi and I have already planned it.
Huh? Hey,
you neither told me about marriage nor about the child.
God bless you, my child.
The baby's file will be registered after five years.
Okay.
After that, you can apply. - Okay.
After 6-7 years, you will also become permanent.
Meanwhile, Jassi's boutique will start.
Then we will get your doctor's license made.
Right!
Come on, bro, we're already late. - Hey, take this.
Hello! Come on, brother!
I got you hired through a recommendation.
You're going to get me fired, too.
Okay, bye-bye.
Come, let's go. - Coming.
"No matter what the times are like, they cannot scare us."
"It cannot defeat us, my love."
"Just stand your ground,"
"we will celebrate the Holi of victory."
"If we are together,"
"I don't care about anyone else."
"If we are together,"
"I don't care about anyone else."
"True love succeeds."
"When I saw you, I realised this."
"Love still remains in my soul."
"When I saw you, I realised this."
"I will always stay with you."
"I have nothing to do with the world."
"I will always stay with you."
"I have nothing to do with the world."
"If we are together,"
"I don't care about anyone else."
"If we are together,"
"I don't care about anyone else."
I am on duty. I will talk to you later.
Don't get hit by me.
What did you say? 'Don't get hit by me.'
Can you hit me just like that? I'll only lose a single tooth.
But I'll smash your entire jaw.
You always talk to me like that.
This guy has driven me crazy!
Ma'am, where do we have to go?
You need to go to the dentist.
Not to the dentist.
We need to go to the gynaecologist. - Sorry!
Gynaecology is on this side. - Over here.
I think she's crazy. - Come on now.
Yeah, come on, let's go. - What was all that noise?
Just hang up! You've driven me crazy!
Hello? - Nisha.
Yes, sir? - Take the reports.
Okay, sir. Coming, sir.
Manju! - Yes, ma'am?
Yes?
I'm going to the doctor. And put this band
on the baby and the mother. - Okay, ma'am.
You have to put a pink coloured band on bed number one.
Daisy and her baby. - Yes, ma'am.
And bed number two.
This blue band has to be worn by Jaspreet and her baby.
Okay, ma'am.
You have to make Ila and her baby wear
the yellow coloured band at number three.
Okay. - Okay?
The fourth and green colour band will be worn by Amina and her baby.
Okay, understood?
Yes, ma'am. I got it. - Well enough?
Yes, ma'am. I got it. - Okay, let me go now.
Sure, ma'am.
Why are you bothering me by calling repeatedly?
You know perfectly well that I am on duty.
After all, you are on duty because of me.
If I hadn't paid the 22 lakhs, your 8 bands would have been worthless.
But I'm the one who scored the eight bands, aren't I?
And the job I got, I got it because of those eight bands,
not because of your 22 lakhs.
Forget about the bands. Tell me, when are you sending the papers?
I told you, I'll send the papers. Just hang up.
He has left me miserable. Despite scoring so well,
he has completely wrecked my life.
Was it a blue one, or a pink one?
I think she said pink.
No, blue... No, she said pink.
There were two blues. Now it's right.
Oh, just hang up!
Aww, are you crying? Oh, boy!
Oh!
Come, sit here.
It took quite a long time. - Have a seat.
Sit down. - Congratulations, sir!
It's a baby boy. - Huh?
Oh, wow, Makhan! - Whoa!
Congratulations, man! - Thank you!
Tell me, are both Jassi and the kid all right?
Yes, sir, they both are normal. Come and meet them.
Can we meet them? - Yes.
Come on, aunt. - Come on.
Come on, let's go. - Thank God.
Oh, my boy, he is so cute!
He is exactly like the British.
Oh, he even has blue eyes.
Oh, my boy! - Mom, that's why they say that
the environment in foreign countries makes a difference.
If this child had been born in India, he wouldn't be cute.
Shut up! - Quiet.
Pass him to me, aunt. Come to your dad. Come on!
Makhan, because of him, your dreams will come true.
He is your true PR. He is the one.
Did you make the call to India?
Yes, his maternal and paternal grandfathers are overjoyed.
The drums are playing over there!
Hey, Makhan, look over here. Let's take a selfie.
"Sing a song, I feel like dancing today."
"I feel like doing whatever I please. I feel like celebrating."
"The moment we’ve been waiting for has finally arrived."
"Just savour the joy, don't ask about the price."
"Let's celebrate. It's good news!"
"Let's sing and dance. It's good news!"
"Look at the colours of happiness. It's good news!"
"Thank God. It's good news!"
"What shall I write? Tell me, what shall I sing? I have no words."
"How, then, can I offer my gratitude?"
"Our Lord is so magnificent"
"that He grants us children like angels."
"Who all will celebrate with me?"
"Good news comes from the heavens."
"Let's celebrate. It's good news!"
"Let's sing and dance. It's good news!"
"Look at the colours of happiness. It's good news!"
"Thank God. It's good news!"
"I feel like climbing up and dancing."
"I feel like doing bhangra all day."
"I feel like drifting away in the flowing water."
"I feel like becoming the greatest man in the world."
"I have had countless dreams. It's good news!"
"The Lord has fulfilled them. It's good news!"
"Look at the colours of happiness. It's good news!"
Come on, hurry up, give them food. I'll be back.
Yeah, sure. - Hurry up, I'm starving.
I'm bringing it. - Let me play.
Hey, stop!
Hey, why are you fighting? Just sit quietly.
He's not letting me play, mom.
Why? Did your old man buy you this?
Hey, what's this 'old man'? - Dad!
Nanhe, don't do that. You two should play one at a time.
What are you teaching your kid?
They are just kids. They are bound to get up to mischief.
He is now three years old. Get him enrolled on a school.
Should I have him pursue a B.Tech degree at this age?
Punjabi classes are held at our Gurudwara.
Send him there. Listen to the important thing now.
Pay the Wi-Fi bill in Jassi's name,
and the electricity bill in your own name.
This way, both of your files will become strong.
Okay.
Raise your hands, who has memorised the names of Chaar Sahibzaade?
Sahibzada Ajit Singh ji,
Sahibzada Jujhar Singh ji,
Sahibzada Zorawar Singh ji,
Sahibzada Fateh Singh ji.
Look. - Yes?
Our work gets done in a single office.
I arrange the marriage,
and if things go wrong, my son handles the divorce.
There are only two ways to become permanent here.
First, get married. Second, have a child.
Is there no other way? - There is.
If the Queen calls herself.
And take you into her lap, she says, 'Son, here's your PR.'
There is Lucy's aunt's daughter.
Your aunt is all talk. - Why?
She gives the exact same dialogue to everyone who comes over.
Get married. H... Have a baby.
You are right, by the way.
Or 'There is Lucy's aunt's daughter.'
But this is something worth thinking about.
It has been five years,
and Lucy's aunt's daughter is still unmarried.
Why do you care about Lucy's aunt's daughter?
Hey, no, I'm just discussing. You are taking it seriously.
Our son has turned five,
but n... nothing has happened yet.
We should have hired a good lawyer instead.
All right, then. Hire another lawyer,
who can place you, pure and holy souls, in the lap of the Queen.
Brother, you are getting it wrong.
Oh, I am getting it wrong?
The cases I have fought
are taught to students at Oxford University.
And you are doubting my advocacy?
No one is doubting you, brother. - Hmm.
Let me tell you the real thing, Jassi. - Yeah?
Half of the judges in the UK
seek advice from Sardar Mahindra Pal Singh Ratan
before delivering their judgments.
Oh, wow! - Right, brother?
Enough, keep it low.
You can't win me over like this. - It's not like that.
No matter how much you do for your relatives,
in the end, they will simply say
that it was God who saw them through,
and that their relatives did nothing at all. Hire another lawyer.
Hey, listen! - Nite!
Sorry, man, you got angry. - Sorry.
Why shouldn't I be?
If you had met me by taking an appointment,
you would have realised my worth.
Bro, I'm not lying. We still value you deeply.
Just last night, we were talking about how, once we become permanent,
the very first thing I’ll do is get a tattoo
of your name inked on my chest.
But I can't decide whether to get it on the left side or the right.
You can never get a tattoo of my name.
I'm sorry.
We... We're sorry.
If you wish, we can provide a written apology.
Enough of your dramas. Stop it.
Makhan, I warned you before, too.
One should speak with a little thought and discretion.
It has been two days since your approval came through.
Your son's papers will arrive in two months.
Thank God. - Just remember one thing.
What, brother? - Given your son's antics,
let's hope the documents don't get sent back.
No. - No.
We'll fix everything. - We'll take care of it.
Dad, everyone else's parents arrive in their cars,
while you get jostled around in buses.
Right now, only you have the card.
Once we become permanent, we will buy a car too.
You have found a good excuse, dad.
I’ve even started feeling that you’ll stop me before I eat
and tell me to wait until
I’ve been made permanent. - Why are you talking like this?
I'll set up your landmines. - Hmm?
Uh... Son, I mean, I'll line up the cars in a minute.
You shouldn't get angry, son.
What is the point of getting angry at you? I am angry at God.
He sent me to the wrong place.
You shouldn't say that, son. Come here, my dear.
You're a good boy. Come here.
Try this, dear.
Excuse me! - Yes?
Greetings! - Greetings!
I found out that
you organise activities related to Punjabi culture.
Like Bhangra, Gatka and more.
Yes, we conduct Gurmukhi classes at the Gurudwara five days a week,
and then on Saturdays and Sundays, Bhangra and all that.
Wow, I'm so happy for you!
You have preserved your culture.
I am also very happy that you speak such good Punjabi.
And you have kept your son connected to his culture as well.
Thank you. Because my husband is a Punjabi.
He wants him to adopt proper Punjabi culture.
Yeah, sure, why not?
I want my son to perform Bhangra during the Baisakhi festival.
Can he really do the Bhangra? - Yes.
Yes, he's pretty active. He tries it at home as well.
Come on then, let's try and see it now.
Come on, sing something now.
"Hey-hey!"
Sir, I think he can only do this much.
Just shut up, will you?
I mean, he’s got a lot of fire. He’s going to set the stage on fire.
He just requires a little bit of force.
Nanhe, I'll unleash all my force on you if you say another word!
Come on, son, perform Jhumar.
Listen, boy, you just need to work on your Jhumar.
We'll take care of the rest. - Hmm.
What's your name, by the way? - James Gill.
What kind of name is this?
Half Punjabi, half English.
Oh, man. My mom is British, but my dad is a Punjabi.
Okay, all right. By the way, what's your name?
Navpreet Singh. You can call me Nanha.
Nanha is good.
Mr Gill, you should eat a lot of sweets.
Sweets? What do you mean?
I mean, we'll have to give the best performance on Baisakhi.
Oh, definitely, sure. - Come on, have it.
Greetings, sir!
Greetings! All good. - How are you? All good?
What about you? - It's all God's grace. - Good.
How are the preparations for the Baisakhi fair coming along?
Very well.
How is my son doing at Bhangra?
He dances the Bhangra well, but he is a little mischievous.
Shall we go, dad? - Let's go, my son.
Greetings, sir!
Good. Focus on rehearsing at home.
Did you hear that, dad? Don't tell me to study at home now.
Oh! Just come home, son.
Okay, sir. Greetings. - All right, greetings.
Greetings.
You are taking me lightly, son. - Why should I take you seriously?
How was your Bhangra class?
Very good. - And how was the teacher?
He also behaves very nicely.
And any friends? - Yes.
Oh, really? What's his name? - Navpreet.
Bye, Mr Gill!
Th... That's my friend.
Bye! - Really? Bye!
Bye! - Bye!
Dad, he's become my new friend.
He waved goodbye to me.
Son, I was also saying bye to him.
Dad, I was born in the UK, not in Bihar,
that I don't understand anything.
What do you mean?
If they claim to have faced harassment,
the court won't even listen to my testimony.
I'm a minor.
Bring glory to your father's name. Do not bring disrepute.
Don't you know how to speak like a grown-up?
Come home, mom will teach you how to speak like a grown-up.
No, son. Listen to me, tell me,
what do you want to eat? Burger, pizza, ice cream?
Forget about me. Mom will feed you a burger now.
No, son, you shouldn't talk like that.
You should take something and forget about it. - Makhan,
do something to make amends. It will be good for you.
What has he done now? - Nothing, man.
Shall I tell him? - Yeah, go on.
Let it go. Insulting your father is not a good thing.
Nanhe!
So, where will you take me?
I also want to go, dad.
Makhan, let's take them. They've been asking for a long time.
Okay? - Let's go.
They have become kids with kids. - Right.
I survived. - Hey, Makhan! - Yeah, aunt?
Come here, son.
Yeah, aunt? - Bring something to eat.
There's so much here to eat. Here's the juice.
Did we keep this just to throw it away?
We brought this from home. Buy something from outside as well.
Tikki, burger... - Let's go, Makhan.
Aunt wants a burger. Come on.
Listen, note one more thing.
French Vanilla with caramel mojito.
Bring that too. - Okay.
Hmm. - Let's go.
It has been such a long time since we last went out. - Yeah.
Those with P... PR have good lives.
No worries about shelter,
nor about work or business.
Nor any worry about going anywhere.
Everything is set for them. - Dear,
all the hard work is done. Only a little remains.
In a few days, his son's passport will arrive.
The remaining formalities will also be completed in a few days.
Then you can dance on the road if you want.
Then no one will dare to stop you from doing anything.
Hmm. Right, aunt.
Aunt, where are they? They aren't here yet.
Dear, French Vanilla takes time to make.
You are new here. You know nothing.
Huh?
Nanhe, come here. - Hey, just stay here.
Come on, stay seated. - Aunt, police!
Just sit down, or the police will get suspicious.
Nothing will happen to Makhan and Pamme.
Keep moving. Keep moving!
Why are you crying so much?
Nite has gone there.
Nothing will happen to Pamme. He will be back.
Please don't cry.
Give him a c... call and ask him.
I called Nite. Pamme's phone has been tracked.
He bought it second-hand.
It turned out to be stolen.
They will release him, right?
Only Nite can tell you this.
I think he has come.
Here he is.
Brother, what happened?
Brother, I'm asking you.
Where is he? How is he?
They are deporting Pamme.
Just because of a phone?
No, that matter was settled.
But the police checked his papers.
Dear, don't cry. We'll meet him soon.
No, aunt, I will also go with him.
Your son's passport is due to arrive in just two months.
What will my child and I do here?
We will return right along with him. Listen to me...
Go and talk to her.
Can't we do anything?
I already told you to be careful.
Whatever happened today was very wrong.
What can we do about it?
Anyway, we didn't know that this would happen.
What if you also...
A 'kada' on the wrist and a turban
on the head are the very soul of Punjabis.
Along with their pride, the Bhangra, too, is the glory of the Punjabis.
The sound of the dhol and all this festive revelry.
Diwali and Baisakhi just don't feel complete without Bhangra.
Presented before you is Bhangra and lots of Bhangra!
"The boys are handsome and wearing traditional chadras."
"It feels like they’ve been specially invited from Punjab."
"The boys are handsome and wearing traditional chadras."
"It feels like they’ve been specially invited from Punjab."
"As soon as you open your eyes..."
"Punjabi youths perform bhangra,"
"and the beat of the dhol sings boliyan."
"Punjabi youths perform bhangra,"
"and the beat of the dhol sings boliyan."
Doesn't that boy with the purple turban look like you?
No, I don't think so.
"I look dashing in Punjabi attire."
"No one can match my look in my Punjabi attire."
"Oh, my friend! Oh, my friend, my..."
He looks exactly like your childhood photo, absolutely identical.
All the children look exactly alike when wearing turbans.
"In my youth, I used to roam around just like this."
"The girls would talk about it."
"A boy's heart is just like that."
"And your beauty, too, is exquisite."
"Just carry on. I know you very well."
"You must have celebrated many Diwalis and Holis with me."
"Punjabi youths perform bhangra,"
"and the beat of the dhol sings boliyan."
Hey, Nanhe!
"Punjabi youths perform bhangra,"
"and the beat of the dhol sings boliyan."
Hey, listen, he blinks his...
eyes just like you do.
No, man. All boys wink.
Just enjoy. Focus on our son. Here he comes!
"Our acts of foolishness are not entirely without purpose."
"We have only just come into our youth."
"Their mischiefs are written in destiny."
"There is no place for anger here, only love."
"Punjabi youths perform bhangra,"
"and the beat of the dhol sings boliyan."
"Punjabi youths perform bhangra,"
"and the beat of the dhol sings boliyan."
"Tell me, who else is like me?"
"I am in a league of my own."
"Tell me, who else is like me?"
"I am in a league of my own."
"This is not merely our day, this is our era."
Hey! - Nanhe!
Hey, Nanhe!
Nanhe! Nanhe! - Nanhe!
Nanhe, what happened?
Nanhe... - Nanhe, what happened, son? - Aunt,
Nanhe has had
a f... fever since this morning. - Nanhe!
Nanhe has had a f...
f... fever since this morning.
Navpreet's DNA does not match Makhan Singh's DNA.
Why doesn't it match? What are you saying?
I'm not saying this. The report shows this.
Doctor, does this mean Nanha is someone else's child?
Only madam can tell you this.
What the hell do you mean? - Calm down.
Don't scare her. Ask her with kindness instead.
If something is wrong, she will let you know.
What the hell are you saying?
There might be some errors in the report.
Doctor, please cross-check it once.
It's possible that an incorrect report was generated.
We check for illnesses.
We do not have a machine to check for surprises or doubts.
Hey... - Where the hell do they come from?
The boy you are inquiring about
is Rana's grandson.
Rana? - Dharamraj Rana!
He was a big don.
Oh, okay. Anyway,
may God grant peace to his soul
and grant his family the support they need.
He's not dead. He's still alive.
Don't offer prayers without a specific purpose.
They tend to backfire.
He used to kill people.
Now, he sits back and watches them die.
Grandpa, is it okay?
Why? Is Don down?
He was shot in the head. Now he is in a wheelchair.
For the first time, I've seen
a don killing people while sitting in a wheelchair.
His son is even more dangerous than him.
He now looks after all of Dharamraj Rana's work. - Oh, yeah?
Hey, James! - Hey, dad!
Up and down.
Sir, the trials for the others
went just like this.
Next one!
Okay, I will do it. - Turn around.
Now up and down!
James, ready? - Yes, dad!
Oh, man! Oh... - You will never get better.
That was fun.
What's wrong? What happened? - Oh, my God!
Nothing happened. Security trials are going on.
Listen to me! - Mom, please wait.
Grandpa, is it okay?
You are a bold fellow. I would have even given you a job.
But given the way you abused me...
Because of that, all your sacrifices have gone in vain.
Excuse me, Tote!
Don't you remember that we had a plan to go shopping today?
Couldn't you have done this yesterday?
Wait, I'll just...
Darling, I've told you so many times,
don't call me Tota in front of everyone.
I will fly away. You could speak with love, couldn't you?
You'll surely put an end to my reign of terror in front of everyone.
What are you teaching James?
I am teaching him exactly what a father's duty is.
So, should I teach him how to swindle people?
He is not that smart anyway. - What do you mean?
He is intelligent, but a little less so.
I tell him to shoot in the head, but he shoots in the leg.
Sometimes I feel that he isn't our son.
Shut up!
Just joking, darling.
If you're finished complaining, can we go?
Yeah.
Sodhi, start the car!
I've heard that if someone messes with him even in dreams,
he takes action right away.
Makhan, let it go. If Rana kills you here,
we’ll have to go to the trouble of raising funds here
just to send your body back to India.
How did this happen?
How would I know, aunt?
I was also thinking that he isn't all that good-looking.
How could he have a son with blue eyes?
Look at my son.
Forget about blue eyes, he couldn't even have black ones.
Mom, whatever this is,
it’s natural beauty. Lucy didn't fall for me for no reason.
Hey, Jassi?
Jassi, why are you crying?
Aunt, why are you talking like that?
If you follow your mind, you will only encounter surprises.
Was I short on girls?
Right, mother. My aunt's daughter was unmarried.
They should have talked to us at least.
It's enough, Makhan!
Your aunt and sister-in-law have really crossed the line.
They are casting doubts on my character. - Jassi, listen...
Come on! - Come on!
Please... - Hey, sit down. - Come on!
Come on! - Please...
Hey, sit down. - Please...
Please! Calm down, darling.
Easy. That's it. Yeah.
Please stay quiet. Calm down.
Do you still have doubts? The report is right here.
Oh, aunt, we had actually planned to have a baby in India.
Were they exchanged in the hospital?
We also thought of the same thing, mom.
Start the car. Let's go then.
We went there. It has been 4 years since the hospital shut down.
Someone has opened a Dhaba there.
Why? - There were 3-4 complaints against them.
So the government sealed the hospital.
Just tell me, where is that kid?
I'll tell you in a minute!
All right.
Look, aunt, he walks like me, doesn't he?
Aunt, he even blinks his eyes, j... just like him.
You aren't telling that he stammers just like you do.
He isn't from your family.
I think he's from Lucy's aunt's family.
Come on, let's take a picture.
Hey, aunt, who are you looking at?
He is the boy at the back, not the one at the front.
Beautiful place! Do you want to go there?
Am I a superwoman, that I can see through the glasses?
He is wearing large glasses.
They've put glasses on him as if they're teaching him how to weld.
How do we remove his glasses?
Slowly, son!
James, slowly, son! - Hey, James!
Mom, teddy bear d... dancing.
Glasses! Remove them.
Can I d... dance with you? - Yes, sure!
Come on, son, enough of dancing.
Come on, say bye. - Bye!
Bye-bye! Bye! - Enough, my son. Let's go now.
Did you all notice that our Nanhe's eyes
match that foreign woman's blue eyes?
Your DNA doesn't match that of Nanhe's.
All of their child's mannerisms match yours.
As far as I have studied your case,
it seems he is indeed your son, Makhan.
He was blinking his eyes just like Makhan.
Aunt, please!
You may call it a 'pumpkin' in English,
but it remains a 'kaddoo' nonetheless.
You can take care of the vegetable market first.
We can discuss this problem later.
Just sit here quietly! - Oh, let go!
Nite, please, cool! Calm down.
Jassi, please be quiet. Nite.
Yeah? - Go on, man. Listen to him, guys.
Just as you have discovered today
that your son is their son.
Similarly, when that boy's father finds out
that your son is his son,
this boy will create problems for your PR.
You! What do we have to do? Don't create suspense.
Makhan, once they find out that your son
was switched with theirs,
they will take legal action
and snatch the child away from you.
On top of that, they are gangsters. What will we be able to do?
First, let's confirm that
their son is indeed our child.
Were we playing since morning? That's what we were doing.
We need that in writing, man.
Law has its rules.
We need their son's DNA report.
We can take action only after that.
We just need to keep an eye on
where their son goes, what he does,
what he wears, what he eats and what he plays.
Mom, order me a pizza.
I'll be back in a while.
Hey, listen, should we plan for another baby?
You can't even handle one, and you want one more.
Huh! - Don't get angry over little things.
Forget about a couple, shall we create a whole IPL team?
Huh? No. - Honey!
Baby! Sweety! - Enough. No.
Come over here. You can dance over my head.
You don't let me talk about something personal.
Go and stand over there at the gate.
Honey! - Stay away!
Look, our sample is swimming there.
You just bring the child's underwear or the cap.
If we find even a single hair from either of the two,
our job will be done.
Let it go, man. Look at the number of security guards with him.
Your brother is also here with you. Why are you getting worried?
No, brother. I'm from a village. Look, you are old here.
You know whether hair will be found
in the child's underwear or in their cap.
So you should try. - What will people say, man?
I'm such a renowned lawyer in the UK, Mahindra Pal Singh Ratan.
So, would I look good stealing children's underwear?
Makhan, I don't know how to swim.
I'm also not an expert at swimming.
Listen, Nite... - Hmm?
Only a brother stands by a brother. Come on, do it.
Don't provoke me. My hand is already injured.
I have heard that swimming helps heal hand injuries.
No... Hey, no!
He was doing a drama for no reason.
Dad, someone took my underwear.
Sodhi, find out where my son's underwear is.
Makhan, I got the underwear!
Sodhi, pull these underpants over his face and hang him.
Hey, no! No!
He's eating a burger. - Yeah.
Pick up his leftovers. The DNA will definitely reveal the truth.
Move aside! You'll pick it up as you did with his underwear.
Hey, he's even having a cold drink.
If we can get our hands on his used glass,
we'll be all set. - Yeah.
He is also using a tissue paper. We can pick that up, too.
Hey! What are you looking at here?
Leftovers.
Sorry?
There was a bet in our family as to whether the family
sitting over there was eating vegetarian or non-vegetarian food.
That's right!
Come on, let's go. - Come on.
Oh! - Oh, man! - Crap!
Why does your story seem cinematic to me?
Are you just going to keep listening,
or will you come up with a solution as well?
A tale and an insult, they are just like a lion or a snake.
They wound you, and then leave you behind.
So, wound the story. Uh...
Just finish the story. I'll come up with a solution.
Our destiny made us do things
we had never even imagined.
Hey, stand up straight!
Sir, is this any way to hire someone?
It's like not wanting to hire someone, sir.
We have two options.
Option A... - Yes, sir?
Let me see what happens when I shoot you. - No, sir, don't.
Sir, the other option is okay.
Option B... - Yes, sir?
We will set you on fire and check. - Fire?
Aunt, the 'fire' option is okay.
Since they still need to get work done by us later,
they wouldn't go too overboard with the fire.
Fire is fine. Sir, go ahead and light it up! - It's fine.
Sodhi, throw these three into the coal furnace!
No, there is already plenty of fire. Forgive us.
So, sir, option A, shoot us! Shoot us, sir. - Ready?
Sir, do you have option C? - Aunt,
I'm impressed by your choice.
I feel like touching the gun to your feet
and blowing your brains out. - No!
Option C is used by very courageous people.
You are lucky.
You will be thrown into a hot, oil-filled wok,
fried into fritters, and fed to the dogs. - Option A, shoot us.
Shoot us. - So, are you ready, dear?
Yes, dad!
Son! Son, listen to me...
I am your friend, Nanhe's father!
Sorry, uncle, you don't mix business with relationships.
Hey, no! - No!
Did you take this shot?
Yes, dad. - It's the watermelon!
It's the watermelon! Aunt, we survived! - We survived!
You also survived? - Thank God we survived!
Yes, what have you brought? - Breakfast.
Keep it. Keep it here.
I'll have it after washing my hands.
It's not for you. It's for Mr Rana.
He can have breakfast?
Do you think he is surviving on battery?
Don't worry,
I'll massage just the right points,
and within a few days, you'll see Sir dancing to the songs.
Don't worry at all.
Son...
Lollipop.
No, I don't like this.
Your clothes have gotten so dirty! Let me wash them.
Let me go!
Hi, grandpa!
Shh! - What?
Over there? - Yeah, he went there.
Hey! What are you guys doing?
Nothing, sir, we were just talking about the kid.
Oh! Place the watermelon back on your head.
I'll call him over.
I request you to please stop fighting with me.
Why should I? You pay no attention to the business. - Oh, yeah?
You pay no attention to me. You don't attend the parents' meetings.
And you pay no attention to James either.
If I had devoted as much attention to the neighbour's children
as I do to him, they would have become officers.
God knows what eclipse was taking place the day he was born.
You are the one who has come into my life like an eclipse.
If you are truly so unhappy with me,
then just give me some Sulfas pills.
Then you can make him whatever you wish,
something I could not do.
I don't know who he is like.
Shut up, Tote! I'll give you a tight slap. - I'll...
I made a mistake by teaching you Punjabi.
The voices are reaching all the way to the street corner.
Son, you shouldn't fight with your wife like this.
Hey, mother, don't teach me.
My grandma spent her entire life fighting with my grandpa and died.
My mother spent her entire life fighting with my father and died.
What about her? She... will also eat something.
It doesn't look good.
One should not offer advice unless asked.
This also doesn't look good. Go and do your job.
Sorry to interrupt you. Carry on.
Behave like a man.
I am a man. You've made me a monkey.
Hey, Makhan!
Will the rat's DNA work?
We don't need the rat's DNA. We need the child's DNA.
That's what I'm talking about.
Did you find it? - Huh?
Hold on. - Did you find it? Is this it?
We got it!
Did you find it? - Did you find it?
You are acting as if we found a diamond, not a mouse.
Someone ate a cardamom seed and spat it out here. - Cardamom seed?
Look for it. - Come on, look for it.
What are you guys doing here?
My aunt lost her nose ring.
She is worried because of that.
But I think she doesn't wear a nose ring.
E... Earring. - Yeah, earring!
But you have your earrings.
We are cleaning here. It looks dirty, doesn't it?
We were just cleaning. We got scared. - We were cleaning.
They can offer advice, but cannot take care of their own things.
Useless guys!
You humiliated me.
Hey, look for the rat! - Oh, yeah!
It gets dark by the time we arrive.
Right. It takes that long, aunt.
Aunt, why is it so dark here? - Lucy!
Nanhe! - Lucy dear! - Son!
Nanhe! - Where are you, son?
Lucy! - Nanhe!
Where are you, Nanhe? - I can't hear anyone's voice here.
Where the hell are you? - Nanhe! - Where are you, son?
Happy birthday to you!
Dad. - Yes, son? - I wanted to talk to you about something.
Go on, son.
Dad, it has been a long time since you met me.
I've started to feel as though you are drifting away from me.
No... - You have forgotten about me.
But I remembered your birthday.
No, son, I didn't forget you.
If you listen to me, I think we should let go of all this.
What kind of thing are we getting bogged down in?
Okay, whatever happens, w... we'll handle it.
Now, even Nanhe has started to feel
that we are drifting away from him.
No, Jassi. In my opinion, we shouldn't take a risk.
Everything should be figured out beforehand.
If these two find out on their own later,
it will lead to trouble.
And what proof do we have
that Nanhe is actually our son?
I'm really worried now.
Whatever God does
will be right.
Hit the sack. It will be all right.
If we don't get the DNA today, I... I won't come back here.
I would have easily picked up the child by now.
You guys get scared easily.
Of course. - What of course?
You are the one who is most afraid. - Really?
I never felt it that way.
But no problem. We will definitely get our job done today.
Aunt, what you said really stung me here.
Today, you could even get me to steal the Kohinoor. Let's go!
Tote, cut James's nails.
We get complaints from his school.
Son, you should get your nails trimmed on time.
You get scolded yourself, and you get me scolded too.
Clean the area here.
Didn't you hear me? - Go on!
Sorry, this report of yours doesn't match either.
How's that possible?
We have brought the sample from the very jaws of death.
Please, doctor, discuss it with a senior doctor.
Hmm. - Either the sample machine is faulty, or you don't understand.
What kind of people are you? I have
started doubting my degree. - Oh, please.
Their son's DNA does not match yours.
How could the boys have switched? Tell me.
Look at her, she has started again.
Makhan!
Come, mother. - Come.
Easy, watch the stairs.
What's wrong, Makhan? Are you all right?
My situation is getting worse.
I am feeling
very nervous inside.
Shall I bring lemonade? - Give me some poison.
Or bring Sulfas pills and feed me.
Makhan, why are you getting worried?
What else can I do?
I can't even figure out
whose child I'm raising.
Nanha is our son. Forget everything else.
Forget whatever happened.
Right. - I don't want any further d... discussion on this topic.
We have such a beautiful life. It is going so well.
Just take a moment to appreciate it.
It does not necessarily follow that
just because you blink, your son will blink too.
Right. - In our village, Dabne's son has blue eyes.
All the villagers call him 'the Englishman.'
So is he a Brit now?
Exactly. Even though I stutter when I speak,
my parents do not stutter.
Hey, Makhan, these are, after all, the many hues of nature.
Let's get out of here now. We'll talk at home. - Hmm.
Come on, sit in the car. Sit in the car, Jassi.
Truth is the name of God.
Greetings, sir!
Greetings. - Where is Nanha? I'm a bit late today.
Nanha went along with James.
With James? - Yes.
W... Why did you send him with James?
You used to send him with James earlier, too.
Crap!
Hello. Yes, Jassi? Huh?
Huh?
Come on!
There he is! - There.
Greetings, sir. - Greetings.
You're back? - Sir.
Did Nanha come here with you?
If a child doesn't come to his own home,
then where else would he go?
Huh? Sir...
He got along with you guys? He didn't refuse, did he?
He will gradually get along.
By the way, who is he?
He is my son.
Myself advocate Mahindra Pal Singh Ratan aka Nita.
Really?
Oh, so you've brought a lawyer with you?
I just came here to drop them off. What's your name, brother?
I am getting late. I need to be at the court. Okay?
I'm leaving. - Hey, you're my aunt's son.
You were saying you would give your full support. Now do it.
We should not mix work with relations.
I have a hearing in court. Please understand the situation.
Listen to my decision first,
then prepare your case file.
No, sir, I have seen everything.
We will discuss the rest over a call.
Okay? Let me go now.
No, I'm right here.
Look here. Is anything written here?
No. - No.
Over here? - No, sir.
Over here?
Huh?
No, sir, it's nothing. It is just your imagination.
Do I look like a fool to you?
No, sir, you look like a pure and holy soul.
Yeah. - How?
Didn't the DNA match?
Makhan, I suspected the doctor from the start.
The scoundrel already sent the real report to him.
Hey! I can count the teeth of a flying pigeon.
Doesn't a pigeon have a beak?
By his logic, it would have teeth.
I knew from the very first day why you came here.
Sir... Sir, I will tell you everything.
Why? Do I stammer? Do you not understand what I say?
No... - Please be quiet.
Every day there is a fight in our house
over how a guava grew on a grapevine.
Your tricks are forgiven.
Thank you for returning our son to us. Get out.
Don't do this, sir. It will be very bad for us.
Tell me, how much money will you take
for the 5-7 years you spent raising him?
Please, sir... we don't want any money.
Please, return our son to us. - Jassi...
Please say something. Return our Nanha to us, please.
What happened?
Daisy... Daisy...
Daisy, you're also a mother.
Please return our Nanha to us.
I beg of you. Please tell sir, our son...
When did we take your son?
S... Sir is saying that...
No!
No, this is wrong. She is also a mother.
She raised our son for 5 years,
and we raised her son for 5 years as well.
You shouldn't do this, Tote.
Even if you had asked the Queen to intercede for you,
I would not have agreed.
But you put in a word with my queen.
I can't say anything now.
Anyway, sir, one shouldn't get angry over things that can be discussed.
We came to your house specifically
so that we could talk to you about this once your mood improved.
So that we don't face any problems in the future.
But as easy as this sounds to say, it isn't actually that simple.
Put your hand on your heart and tell me,
do you not feel that your son does not take after you?
Hmm... that's right, sir.
Even now, everyone says
the father is a fool and the son is smart.
Are you talking about me? - What are you guys talking about?
Let's get to the point.
Let's swap our boys. - Swap our boys?
You're talking as if we're changing a phone wallpaper
and not swapping children.
Be brave, Mr Makhan. Your blood is your own after all.
I am also saying this with a heavy heart.
I can raise both the boys. What the hell are you going to raise?
My humanity is awake today,
so you better take advantage of it.
Sir is right, Makhan.
When the boys grow up in the future
and find out that their parents are someone else,
what will you do then?
I will be able to convince myself,
but
will the mothers of these kids agree?
No, Tote! How can you even think something like that?
We are not going to swap the kids.
Understand, sweetheart.
What should I understand? He is our son,
not some sheep or goat that you can tie to just any post,
and he won't say a word.
I have just as much attachment
to Nanha as you do.
They are still young. When they grow up, their love will only deepen.
Just imagine, what will we do when they eventually
find out that their parents are actually someone else?
Huh? - Yeah, that's all right.
But how will we adjust?
Let's give it a try.
If everything fits, great.
Otherwise, we'll just leave it be. Okay?
That's fine,
but how will we convince the kids?
Come here, James. - Daddy!
Please give me the ball. - Enough of playing, son.
Oh, dad, we were j... just starting to have fun.
Just look at how much fun the game
we're about to play is going to be!
Horse riding?
No! - GTA? Boom-boom! - Boom-boom!
No, son, it's a brand new game.
Its name is the Mom-Dad Switch Game.
What game is that?
It's very simple, dear. For the next 10 days,
you'll call uncle and aunt, mom and dad.
And likewise, James will call us mom and dad.
You just wouldn't quit, would you, dad?
You actually managed to hook up with aunt.
How did you agree to this, mom?
No, son, it's just a g... game.
Mom and dad are roaming around not to play games,
but to get things done.
What have you taught him?
He's just talking nonsense.
I don't know who this little devil takes after.
What are you saying, mom? Mr Devil is right here.
You!
Sorry, sir, we are really stressed.
It just blurted out. - Yeah.
Sodhi, bring the electrical wires quickly.
Let's fix their fuses.
Sir, forget all this. Let us start the game quickly.
I get the feeling this is less of a game
and more of a scheme to make fools of us.
I don't think this is a game.
They just arbitrarily labelled it one.
Nor do we know how to play this game.
It's very simple, son. So, from now on,
if you need anything at all, whether it's something to eat or drink,
get it from Jassi Mom.
Nanha will also do the same thing with uncle and aunt here. All right?
How can we win this game?
Look, this game is new right now.
Gradually, rules will be established,
and over time, we will start assigning you targets as well.
It's a pretty interesting game, son.
Uncle, I don't find this game interesting.
Son, it will be a lot of fun. Just try and call me daddy.
You'll see, you will forget your dad. No! - Huh?
No, just in the game.
Yes! Very good!
You've made my day, son. This proves that
you are Dharamraj Singh Rana's grandson.
Who is this Dharamraj?
Compliments are meant to be enjoyed, son.
One doesn't delve too deeply into the details.
Okay, uncle.
Who are you calling uncle, huh?
Son, call me Dad, just like we discussed.
Oh, sorry, dad! When a shot is fired,
a flow is established.
When are we going to shoot a real person?
Oh, wow!
You have proven that
even if a lion cub spends five years in a cage,
it never forgets how to hunt.
Stop talking. Let's prepare for the next fire.
Yay! - Wait...
Take this, son.
No!
Wow! Big bus!
Look at this, son. Minibus.
We'll play with this. - Let it go, son.
It's just for 20 pounds.
Uncle, I already bought it two years ago.
Son, if you want to take the minibus, go ahead, or just leave it.
But just don't call me uncle. Call me dad.
Sorry, dad. I don't buy things based on the price. - Huh?
Oh, wow, Big Bridge Rail!
Now, who's going to tell him
that we check the price first?
After that, w... we think about it.
Hey, dad, I want to buy this.
It's for 235 pounds! - Wow!
We can save the money later.
Let's save the relationship first.
He's our son after all, isn't he? - Of course!
What happened?
Nothing, son. Take whatever toy you want, in God's name.
That is exactly why I have come here.
Fast, come on! Right... - Turn!
Come on! - Yes! - No, bro!
Oh! - Out!
No problem. Tell me,
are you having fun with your new father?
Yes, I really enjoyed myself with you. - Really?
We will go to the new toy shop tomorrow.
No... son, you shouldn't go like this every day.
We will go to the Gurudwara tomorrow.
Yes, Gurudwara!
Nanhe, you're having fun playing the new game, aren't you?
It's great fun, dad. People's sons are going crazy
just playing games on their mobile phones.
Good! - James and Nanhe, come on, it's time to sleep.
Oh, yes, come on! - All right, good night.
Come on, let's go.
Hey, where are you going?
Don't I have to sleep?
I mean,
the location has been changed.
You have to sleep with the new mom.
Will this game continue until tonight?
This game runs 24/7, my son. Otherwise, you're out.
Come on, say good night to uncle.
Good night, uncle! - Oh, my son!
Come on, go to your new mom now. - Good night, dad.
Son, you also say good night to your new uncle.
Good night, uncle. - Good night, son. - Would you like some milk?
Come on, let's go. - Cute boy! Come on, go with mom.
Come on, let's go.
Come on... - Come on, let's go.
Do you think things will work out?
Yes, sir. The train is back on track. It will work out.
One, two, shoot!
Here, James, have some milk.
I don't want it.
Son, don't do this. Please have it.
This strengthens the bones.
As I said, I won't drink it!
Hey! You have only seen my love.
You haven't seen my a... anger.
Excuse me, you are j... just my 'game mom',
not my real mother.
I don't even take this much scolding from my own mother,
let alone from you.
You shouldn't talk to your mom like this, son.
I don't want to have milk.
Son! Son...
Why did you need to talk to him like that?
Children are handled with love.
James, come on now!
It will take a little more time.
That long, son?
That's exactly how long it takes me.
What are you doing? Come out now.
No, Nanhe! Come out.
Hey, hold on, mom!
I'm having fun bathing in the pool. - No...
Don't do that. - Hold on a minute.
No, Nanhe! Come on... Do what you want!
Hey, listen, the guns you sent here, claiming they were Russian.
We have to struggle just to get them to fire.
Three out of every shot go wide.
They simply don't work when we need them most. - Tote!
Nanha is extremely ill-mannered. He has driven me crazy.
You're already crazy for calling your son ill-mannered.
Oh, be serious! They did not take good care of our son.
What is Nanhe's fault in this?
He simply ended up in that kind of place.
You should just be thankful that he got swapped with the Punjabis.
If he had been swapped with the 'jungle folks' instead,
we would have had to dance around wearing nothing but leaves.
"Jinga-lala-whoo..."
Easy, careful.
Hey, what are you doing?
It's my turn now.
Okay, then... - Watch out, son.
Check!
You cannot do this, Nanhe. - Pawn,
move the pawn in front of the Bishop forward. - No cheating, Nanhe.
Sir,
this game matches our lives so much, doesn't it?
Your pawn is in my possession. My pawn is in yours.
A pawn may move wherever it pleases,
but if it falls into the hands of the wrong player, things go awry.
But if the player is strong, they would easily win a game like this.
Ah! I'm hurt. - What happened? It's nothing.
Look, the ant died. Please don't cry, my son.
What happened? - How can the ant die here?
Am I a k... kid?
Oh, my son!
Look, the ant died. - What happened, son? It's okay.
Don't cry. Please don't cry, son. - Please don't cry, son.
It's okay. - What's wrong? What happened?
Mom, James's foot slipped.
Nothing, he just slipped while playing.
What were you doing?
Kids are bound to get minor bumps and scrapes.
If you can't take care, why do you take on the responsibility?
Do you mean to say that I am the reason he got hurt?
I don't think you're cut out for looking after a child.
Leave both of them here. I'll take care of them.
Huh...
So, Jassi, let's...
Hello? What happened?
As if you don't know. - Huh?
Tell me, what happened?
I f... feel that, because of James,
we might end up pushing Nanhe away.
Come on, what are you even saying?
Am I talking rubbish?
D... Do you think James will become ours?
Look, don't give up.
I am unable to form a heartfelt attachment with James.
Everything feels superficial to me.
When you first came to the UK,
everything felt superficial back then, too.
But now, this country has started to feel like home, hasn't it?
The country did not embrace us. We have embraced the country.
Same with him. James did not embrace us.
We are embracing James.
Try to understand a mother's feelings.
Even though I am with James,
my entire attention remains fixed on Nanha.
They are also looking after Nanhe, aren't they?
Can't you look after James?
I don't even want to do this. Tell them that
I don't want to play this game.
Just give us our son back.
Jassi, have some patience. It's about our lives.
You have ruined my life.
How have I ruined it?
I always said that I am not interested in going abroad.
You dragged me here against my will to fulfil your dreams.
I had opened a nice b... boutique in Punjab.
I stood up for you, going against my family.
We have been here for six years now, and we are still struggling.
And still, nothing has happened.
I had already said that the child we have is just right,
but you remained adamant.
For God's sake, I have just one request.
Take Nanha away from here
and send me back to the village.
I don't want a PR. You can live with your PR!
What the hell are you talking about?
You are simply blurting out whatever comes to your mind.
Whatever I am doing, I am not doing it solely for myself.
I am doing it for both of us.
Keep this in your mind! What kind of mother are you?
James is our own son,
and I simply cannot let my son go.
Remember this.
Dad, don't fight with mom.
She has sacrificed her own dreams for you.
And mom, Dad, too, has worked very hard for both of us.
Mom, you belong to dad. And dad, you belong to mom.
I will fulfil both of your dreams.
Nanhe, your parents are fighting.
Call the police!
No, they aren't fighting. They're expressing their love.
Look at your mom. Look at the way she is crying.
Call the police!
Did you see?
The one you want to make your own
wants to call the p... police.
And the one you are rejecting...
Did you get so easily overwhelmed by the new relationship?
You can gain possession of children b... by using force,
but how do you win their love?
Exactly. I think
we are misleading the children. - Right.
We are not making them feel the presence of parents,
nor do the children wish to have them.
Brother, I think the one who raises is greater
than the one who gives birth.
There is no such thing.
You have seen how happy Nanha is with us.
Daisy, you're also a mother. You can understand.
I can't connect with James
f... from the heart. And you are also unable to do that.
She is right.
Brother,
please! - As you wish.
Can we... - Thank you, sir!
take our Nanhe with us?
It's your wish.
You must have decided after some thought.
Thank you, brother.
Thank you so much!
Jassi! Jassi!
Makhan! Jassi! - Yes, brother?
Where is Makhan? - He is right here.
What's wrong? Have the p... police come?
Huh? Hey, son, let's run away from here.
Hey, stop it. No need to go anywhere.
Did you look for a showroom?
I swear to God, I didn't look for anything at all.
I am talking about the showroom that you wanted to open.
Where did you see it?
Come on. Jassi, you wanted to open a boutique, right?
Yeah, but what happened?
Makhan, you wanted to get your medical license issued, didn't you?
Go buy a shop, and get ready to cut the ribbon!
But tell us, what exactly happened?
The good news has arrived!
Silly, our Nanhe's passport will arrive next week!
Huh? - Oh, thank God!
Mwah! Oh, my son!
Come on, you... I'll just slap you!
Is this how you give good news?
You could have given us a heart attack, silly.
As I said, whichever case Advocate Nita takes up, even the judges
throw up their hands in surrender. - Hey, Nite!
What the hell happened here? Why are you shouting?
Aunt, Nanhe's passport will arrive next week!
Couldn't you have told this like a normal person? I got scared.
Oh, mom!
"My friend, your friendship is the most cherished thing of all."
"This is incredible!"
"It truly is incredible!"
"This will become an example for the entire world."
"An example."
"Honey drips from our love."
"I see the Divine in you."
"Honey drips from our love."
"I see the Divine in you."
"If I have your company,"
"I don't care about anyone else."
"If I have your company,"
"I don't care about anyone else."
"I must surely sow"
"the seeds of happiness in your eyes, my love."
"I must surely sow them."
"Sorrow will truly stay away from us."
"It will truly stay away from us, my love."
"It will truly stay away from us."
"Sorrow cannot dwell with us."
"Not even God can avert our destiny."
"Sorrow cannot dwell with us."
"Not even God can avert our destiny."
"If I have your company,"
"I don't care about anyone else."
"If I have your company,"
"I don't care about anyone else."
Listen. - Yes?
This suit is so heavy. Why has its price been kept so low?
It's the first day. T... That's how customers come.
We need to give a discount.
The customers are even smarter than you.
If they buy everything at a discount,
we'll end up running at a loss on the very first day.
Tote! - Hey!
Sir, whatever you may need,
samosas, Chamchams, or Gulab Jamuns,
just let me know.
You are our guest. It would be our pleasure to serve you.
You will have to eat everything.
So, all good? - Oh, man, mine's finished.
Greetings! - My honey! - Greetings, sir!
Go on, have it. - Greetings, aunt! - Greetings.
Congratulations! I am so glad that your boutique has opened.
I am glad your dreams have come true.
These are your prayers, aunt. - Our blessings are with you.
Thank you! - Bless you!
Where is Makhan?
The supplies ran short, so he went to get more.
He must be on his way here. Let me call him.
Hello. - Hey, where are you?
I was just buying some stuff.
You took everything that I said?
Yeah, I took everything.
Okay, fine. Come here then.
What's the matter? Is everything okay?
We have a report that Makhan
has been living in this country illegally.
Is this your child?
Uh... My child. He is my child.
He is our child.
I don't think so. We have a report, and in this case,
a confirmed report,
that this kid has been kidnapped.
Son, tell her that I am your mom.
She is my mom. - Yeah, my child.
Nita! Please tell them that he is my son.
Officer, there has been a misunderstanding.
There is nothing illegal here.
No kidnapping.
- Please try to understand. - Please
let us do our job.
No... - You have the right to remain silent.
Anything you do or say might be used
in court against you. - No...
He is my son. Please tell them that he is my son.
He is my son!
"When a mother is away from her child,"
"oh God, her breath stops."
"Why don't you feel any pity?"
"Why does anyone call a mother 'Mother'?"
Mom!
"These eyes of mine are going crazy without him."
"I feel like dying."
"When a mother is away from her child,"
"oh God, her breath stops."
"O God, why did you separate me from him?"
"What mistake did I make?"
"We were living well,"
"laughing like flowers."
"Why did you make us cry like this?"
"Why did you take away our laughter? "
"Why did you turn the day into darkness? "
"We cannot bear this. We will be terrified."
"If you also turn your face away, we will die."
"We cannot bear this. We will be terrified."
"If you also turn your face away, we will die."
"Oh, my love..."
- Jassi!
Jassi! - Hey, stop!
Where is Nanha? - He is also with the police.
Huh? - Yeah.
Jassi... Let me just talk to her, man.
Let me just talk to her. Jassi!
Nanhe's passport was about to arrive in just a couple of days.
It seems God wasn't happy about
giving us good news.
Your story is very emotional, my friend.
What's this, man?
You were recording on the phone? After all,
you turned out to be a man of the police.
Wicked is written on your face!
Oh, man, I'm a movie writer.
The policemen you call 'Uncle',
that white guy who put me inside is actually my uncle's son.
When someone like you enters jail trying to stay here permanently,
they leave me here so that I can find a good story.
But your story is really very emotional, my friend.
It touched my heart.
I have to send it to SLB tomorrow.
SLB? - Sanjay Leela Bhansali from Mumbai.
Just let it get approved once,
and I'll get the token money settled and start your film right away.
Come out now. Did you get any story?
He is my uncle's son. All right, then.
Go now! You'll get me into trouble. - Thank you, bro.
Why did you come here when I was here?
Hey, be grateful,
people's biographies are usually made after they die,
but yours is being made while you're still alive.
Tell me, how else can I help you?
Someone said it right, 'It's your own people who kill you.'
Man, what a dialogue!
Ram Gopal Verma will 100% like this dialogue.
But we'll give it to SLB only. He is in our team, after all.
All right, then. - I'll teach you a lesson.
Mr Talwinder Singh. - Yes, speaking.
We are talking from the police station.
We are deporting the Makhan Singh
you reported against today. Come and sign.
We are coming.
Did you hear that? They are deporting him.
My Tota has hit it out of the park! Thank you so much!
Buy one, get one free!
Let's go now.
Uh...
Um...
Uh... - Dad?
Dad!
Dad is trying to say something. He has recovered!
Sodhi, start firing!
Take any contract you want. Dad has recovered!
Um... Uh...
Do you want to eat a fish, dad?
Crocodile?
Will you eat the crocodile after spreading butter on it?
Makhan... Makhan!
Makhan? - Makhan...
Makhan...
'Who are you? How did you get inside? - Get out!'
'Give me the baby. Then you can leave.'
'What do you mean?'
'You killed my heir even before he was born.'
'What kind of doctor are you?'
'Sir, the situation was so critical'
'that we could only save the mother.'
'My daughter-in-law came here with a child'
'and she will leave with a child.'
'Sir, how can this be? It's not possible!'
'Don't teach me possible and impossible. Just do as I say!'
'Hey, lady, wait!'
'Sir, twin baby boys have been born.'
'Take them - Okay, sir. - Hey, hold on!'
'Twins? Hmm.'
'They are cute.'
'Listen to me, Doctor,'
'go and keep one of these in my daughter-in-law's cabin.'
'How is it possible? What will we say'
'to their parents?'
'Tell them exactly what you told me.'
'Sir, we can't do this.'
'Why not? - Sir, please try to understand.'
'Do it. Do it!'
'Okay, sir, I will do it.'
'Bharti.'
On that day, there were three deliveries at the hospital.
The first was Mrs Green's,
the second was Daisy's,
and the third was Makhan's wife Jassi's.
The doctor gave us the child out of fear,
but due to the nurse's mistake, the babies were switched.
'Sorry, sir, actually,'
'the babies got switched by our nurse.'
'Sir, forget what has happened.'
'You wanted a baby, right?'
'We gave you a baby.'
God hadn't put happiness in my lap.
I had forcibly snatched away someone else's happiness.
I am still suffering
the consequences of that sin.
You are about to make the same mistake.
Trying to increase your own happiness
by forcibly snatching away someone else's.
Don't commit this sin.
The little bit that I have recovered
is because of Makhan.
Dad, I wish you had spoken up two days ago.
I wouldn't have committed such a big sin.
Tote,
we made a huge mistake.
We didn't make any mistakes.
Dad has woken up after 5 years,
and he has started talking anything.
No matter what the truth is.
Both boys were ours, and they will remain ours.
Tote, what the hell are you saying?
Nanhe isn't even our son.
We know this,
but Nanhe doesn't. Let's go to the police station.
Tote, just listen to me.
Listen to what I have to say, or later you'll say I didn't warn you.
I don't know what herb he fed dad to cure him.
What happened, son? What's the matter?
Nanhe! Hey, Nanhe!
Why are you crying? What does my son want?
Come on, let's do some hunting.
Does my brave son want to go horse riding? Come on, get up.
Come on, let's go. - I don't want to.
Why are you crying, my brave boy?
Tell me, what do you want?
Mom and dad!
We are right here, son.
Can I say something? - Hmm.
I already knew that I was your son.
Then I thought
I would try playing this game for ten days,
try being your son.
But I could not become yours.
I got so much here,
but
not the love that they gave.
Tell me,
have you ever told me stories as my father did?
Tell me,
have you ever held me in your arms
and nursed me as my mother did?
Even though they didn't give birth to me,
they struggled a great deal for my sake.
Even though my father was poor,
he fulfilled all my wishes.
Can I say something?
I don't like anything here.
If my parents leave this place,
I won't be able to stay here either.
"Oh, father..."
"Oh, mother... Oh, mother,"
"who will soothe my heart without you?"
"Oh, mother... Oh, mother,"
"who will hug me without you?"
"Oh, father... Oh, father,"
"who will call me 'son' with love?"
"Oh, father... Oh, father,"
"who will call me 'son' with love?"
Makhan!
Nite, please make them understand.
Please request them to let me meet Nanhe. - Jassi...
Aunt, please, aunt...
Brother, you are a lawyer. You can do something.
Please request them.
If they must deport us, wait two days before doing so.
Please let us meet our Nanhe.
Jassi, it's their job. They can't do anything.
They won't let you meet Nanhe.
Makhan, sorry, man!
I'm sorry, Jassi, I did my absolute best,
but your case just spiralled out of control.
It's okay, Nite, we have no complaints with you.
It was our own luck that failed us.
Aunt, you supported us a lot.
You have always taken care of us like your own kids.
Son, it's all God's wish.
We also can't do anything. - 'Your attention, please!'
'This is the final call for passengers travelling'
"Children should never be separated from their parents."
"Your peace is snatched away."
"You feel choked,"
"and your eyes cry like clouds."
"God, do not show me a dream only to snatch it away."
"I want nothing except them."
"Life cannot be happy without them."
"Parents' lives reside in their children."
"Life cannot be happy without them."
"Parents' lives reside in their children."
Dad!
Nanhe!
You are leaving without even meeting me?
No... - Dad, are you
leaving me? - No, son.
No, son, how can we leave you? Son,
I feel that God
had written our journey together to last only this far.
Son, always remember this.
Study hard.
So that you can become a big officer.
Don't get into mischief, son. Don't get into mischief.
Mom, dad,
you are the best mom and dad in the world.
When will you come back now?
Soon. We'll be back very soon, son.
Otherwise, we will call you there, son. Okay?
Take care of yourself. - 'This is the final call...'
'for passengers travelling...'
Hurry up! I told you, we're running late.
I love you, son.
Mom and dad,
hug me tightly once again!
Your passport has arrived? - Yes.
Hello, officer! Talk to them.
You could have told us earlier. You made us cry so much.
Your mischief never subsides.
Dad, we will buy a car now.
We won't be pushed around on buses anymore.
We're permanent now.
You deserve to travel in cars, my son.
"You filled my lap with happiness, Lord."
"You reunited those who were separated, Lord."
"How do I thank you?"
"You have heard my prayers."
"The moment You heeded me, every fibre of my being trembled."
"Oh, every fibre of my being trembled."
"Happiness has prevailed everywhere."
"It feels like I've conquered the world today."
"Happiness has prevailed everywhere."
"It feels like I've conquered the world today."
Brother, I didn't understand one thing.
How did you get the child's passport two days ago?
Do you still think you're sitting with an ordinary person?
No, I just want to discuss.
Where do you practice law?
Crown Court.
Do you know Judge Pavindra Pal Singh there?
Yeah! The one who walks with a limp?
He limps because of me.
Stop thinking and eat your pizza. - Have it.
Listen to me, doctor. - Yes?
Ever since you cured my father,
my fear in the market has gone away.
What should we do, sir?
By pressing the reverse points,
he has to be brought back into a coma.
Just order me. Forget about the reverse point.
We'll send him directly to heaven.
Since you asked, I told you. You are not an outsider.
Aunt, Jassi, I am so sorry!
You have suffered so much because of us.
Everyone goes through a rough patch.
What can we really do about it? Right, aunt?
I was having the time of my life.
You came along and completely ruined my business.
It has been two months since I got involved in your troubles.
I haven't arranged a single marriage.
By now, I would have arranged 7-8 weddings. - Oh, aunt!
Aunt, please find an alliance for my aunt's son.
Sorry, you can do it yourself.
You guys are so unpredictable.
You'll go to see the girl and shoot her to test her.