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Filman Likhdan Gurlove Singh Ratol.

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Dank Studios.

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[Conch Shell Sound]

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[Temple Bell Ringing]

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[Conch Shell and Temple
Bell Sound playing together]

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Hail to the Lord!

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"Hail to the Lord."

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"Hail to the Lord."

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Hail to the Lord.
- "Hail to the Lord."

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"Hail to the Lord."

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The light of your life will arrive
at your home.

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The one who will
solve all the problems.

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The one who will live
a life like a king.

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A son who will take away
the darkness of the world.

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[Energetic Music playing
in the background]

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Hail to the Lord!

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"Hail to the Lord."
"Hail to the Lord."

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"Hail to the Lord."
"Hail to the Lord."

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The saint's words came true.

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And after one year,

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the boy was born.

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'Kaka Jamm Peya.'

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It was announced on the
loudspeaker of the Gurudwara

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that a boy was born in my home.

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But the boy was bad luck
for everyone.

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The nurse couldn't even fully
deliver the happy news.

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She had an epileptic seizure.

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The happiness
of the boy's birth got lost

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when Prakash Kaur died
just after giving birth.

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I lovingly picked
the kid in my arms,

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and my backbone cracked.

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I haven't been able to get up
from the cot since that day.

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Villagers were confused

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whether they should congratulate
for the boy's birth

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or console for Prakash Kaur's death.

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I saw him growing up
while lying on the cot.

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My dad and my son

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always used to play.

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The elder sister, Preet,
and the boy,

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always kept fighting.

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Neighbours bought a new buffalo.

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My son excitedly fed it.

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The next day...

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The boy always stayed alone.

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He used to mess a lot with Ekamjot.

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Then, one day, the boy met him.

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The lines of your hands tell that

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one day, you will be a king.

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Your destiny shows a royal life.

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Royal Life!

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Gradually...

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our boy became a cracker.

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[Fused cracker sound]

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Congratulations.

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[baby crying]

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"Even the black cat changes
its way after seeing him."

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"Ghosts and witches
stay away from him."

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"All bad entities
stay away from him."

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"Black magic is nothing
against him."

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"The boy took birth,
and the problem arrived."

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"Why was he born?"

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"The problem arrived."

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"May God never give a barren land,
a nasty child to anyone."

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"He grew up to start
playing games with elders."

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"Even with a body like a bull,
he plays games."

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"When he arrived,
the bad luck arrived."

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"The boy took birth,
and the problem arrived."

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"Why was he born?
The problem arrived."

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"The problem arrived."

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[Door creaks]

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[Buffalo bellows]

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Nice! The king is going

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to meet the subjects.

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I have evaluated it, my son.

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You are like a homoeopathic medicine.

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If there is no harm,
there is also no benefit.

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What say?

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Go and collect the money
from the renter of our lands.

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I hear news of the success
of other boys.

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But you, moron, only get me grievances.

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Say something!

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Give a reply to your dad.

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Dad, you ask me to reply.

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If I reply to you,
you will say that I talk back.

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You are anyway sitting on my roots.

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It's not like you are a tree
so that I can sit on your roots.

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You have been on the cot
for the last thirty years.

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Your roots have shaken.

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Yes. You are right, son.

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I picked a jinx that day.

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Don't you get bored with doing
nothing? Have some shame.

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At least think about
the family you were born into.

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I am your father.

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I retired from
the electricity board.

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I still receive my pension
while lying on the cot.

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My dad was an army leader
under the Queen.

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He won so many medals.

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Hey! Why are you shaming
the family? Do something!

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Why should I?

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My destiny has a royal life
written in it.

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Do it when your dad becomes a king.
Do something for now.

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I am doing.
- What?

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Preparation for the royal life.

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How are you preparing?

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By wasting time.

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Have you ever heard a king repairing
punctures before becoming a king?

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Or sell fast food like you?

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He will kill me with worry.

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Then, after I'm gone,
he will take all my property.

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You only have two acres of land.
Don't call it like it's a lot.

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What could you even do,
even if it was 500?

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What a waste of a man who works
even after owning 500 acres of land.

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Don't listen to these common folks.
I am leaving. - Hey!

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Hey, boy!

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Hey! Hey...

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Hey, boy!

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Listen to me, boy.

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Ah!

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[Farting]

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Ahh!

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Once my royal time starts,
I'll hire a full-time nurse for you.

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You can fart all day while lying.

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Drink tea, have gas, and fart.
Eat a biscuit, have gas, and fart.

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Eat bread, have gas, and fart.

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You should try beat boxing
with farts.

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Welcome, son.
- Greetings, dad! - Greetings.

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Greetings.

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Listen, is this how you should be?

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Why?

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I should sit on your lap.
There is no chair to sit in.

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Huh!
- Go and get one.

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Are you doing well, dear?
- Yes, dad.

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Are you alright?
- Uncle!

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Get lost!
- Huh!

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Looks like you have to work now.

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Hey!

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Have a seat.

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Sit, brother-in-law.
- Have a seat.

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Huh!

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You should ask
about your brother-in-law.

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Why didn't you come to pick us up
from the bus stop?

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It's not like I am driving a taxi.

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How many people can even sit
on that motorcycle!

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He could have come
on the motorcycle with you.

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I could have taken an auto.
- Yes.

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It's nice that you came together.

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That's what we are saying. You
never respect your brother-in-law.

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Look, it's not respect.
It's free labour you are asking for.

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At least do that for me. I had to go
to complete someone's policy work.

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I am not free like you.
What the hell, man!

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Policy work is also not easy.
- Yes.

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Do you know how much
hard work it requires? - Yes.

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It must be hard. You couldn't
even buy a scooter until now.

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Yeah, right!

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[Laughing]

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Only a few people can enjoy
on Dad's pension.

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Isn't it right?

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You never have to work,
only have fun.

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These are the people
who buy policies.

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Look at him!
- Look at him!

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Look here.

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[Farting]

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Ahh!

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[Laughing]

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You also have nothing to do, like me.
- We have things to do.

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Go and get busy then.
It's not a circus here.

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It's no less than a circus.

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Sister-in-law!
- Yes?

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You know, owner-less
dogs have a special quality.

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No matter who fights, they meddle
and get beaten in others' fights.

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Hey! Did you call me a dog?

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I only said that today.
She calls you a dog every day.

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[Puppy whimpering sound]

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What is this?

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[Bike approaching]

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Hey, the fly killer!

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Are there no customers even today?

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You show me your face every morning.

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How will I get a customer?

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As if there would be
a line otherwise.

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What would even a customer do here?

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There are more
mosquitoes than items.

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People have started buying lottery
tickets on the internet these days.

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But you have
a place like a pigeonry.

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Put a computer here

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so that a gentleman would want
to buy a lottery ticket here.

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Did I ask for your advice?

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Sit.

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Hey, Bittu!
- Dad, I am leaving.

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Did you only find him

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to befriend in the whole village?

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Oh God! You could have
done something good for me.

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Uncle, there is a snake!
- Wait, you moron!

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I have never seen your dad happy.

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He is irritated with everyone.

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Forget him. Let's make a reel.

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Hello, guys! We are going
to sing a new song.

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[Singing song]

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[Singing song]
- Shut up!

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You idiot, I will throw you
under the tyre

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if you don't stop singing
these weird songs.

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Hey, man! Because of these reels,

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people search me with 'That
Underscore South Indian Sardar'.

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The day my reel becomes viral,
you will tell the whole village that

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Bittu is my friend.

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Okay then. The day I become a king,

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I will make you my personal Tansen.

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When will you become a king?

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Pretty soon.

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I think someone has jinxed me.

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Jinxed? And you?

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This reminds me of something.

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Will you help with a breakup?

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Whose?
- My friend's.

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Whose girlfriend?

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My girlfriend.

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Do you have a girlfriend?

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Man, she is someone
else's girlfriend.

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I want her to break up with her
boyfriend, so she becomes mine.

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You moron!

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I will charge 500.

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Take this.
- Put it in my pocket.

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[Laughing]

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Yeah!

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"Yeah, Kaka!"

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"Yeah! Yeah!"

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"He is a jinxed boy."

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"He is a jinxed boy. Jinxed boy!"

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"Kaka..."

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"He is a jinxed boy."

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"He is a jinxed boy."

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"Jinxed boy. Kaka..."

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"Yeah! Yeah!"

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"He is a jinxed boy."

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"Jinxed boy"

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[Motorbike approaching]

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[People talking in the background]

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[People talking in the background]

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[Forehead slapping sound]

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The jinx is here.

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I am leaving. The jinx is here.

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Hello, uncle.

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The jinx is here.
Please God, save me.

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Oh, no!

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Hello, uncle! What's up?

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Man, go there. I am already losing.

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Let me tell you a story about him.

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He got hurt once.
He walked like this.

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He walked like this.

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The doctor said,
"It's good for you."

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"Dogs won't follow you."
Uncle asked, "Why?"

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The doctor said,
"When the dog tries to follow you,

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it will think that you
have picked something."

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Uncle has picked something.

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[Laughing sound]

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Cursed be your face.

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[Laughing sound]

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Chunni!
- Yes.

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Give me a tea.

00:15:22.210 --> 00:15:23.793 align:center
[Cup rubbing sound]

00:15:33.251 --> 00:15:36.168 align:center
Where is tea?
- Where is the money?

00:15:37.126 --> 00:15:39.501 align:center
Looks like you have nothing
to make tea.

00:15:41.043 --> 00:15:43.251 align:center
Once my royal days start,

00:15:43.585 --> 00:15:46.668 align:center
I will open a tea shop
with glass walls for you.

00:15:48.001 --> 00:15:49.585 align:center
Really?
- Yes.

00:15:49.918 --> 00:15:52.168 align:center
Hmm!

00:15:52.585 --> 00:15:55.668 align:center
We'll see it when the time arrives.
First, clear your previous dues.

00:15:56.168 --> 00:15:57.001 align:center
Then, I will serve you tea.

00:15:58.460 --> 00:16:00.251 align:center
It's 475.50 rupees.

00:16:01.960 --> 00:16:03.668 align:center
Here are 500 rupees.

00:16:03.876 --> 00:16:05.543 align:center
Don't ever taunt about money

00:16:06.001 --> 00:16:07.543 align:center
to my Kaku.

00:16:08.918 --> 00:16:10.085 align:center
Madam Dolly.

00:16:10.876 --> 00:16:12.460 align:center
Don't trouble yourself.

00:16:13.376 --> 00:16:16.293 align:center
Kaku, how many times have I told you

00:16:16.710 --> 00:16:19.668 align:center
not to call me Dolly, but Doll.

00:16:20.251 --> 00:16:21.876 align:center
I have also told you so many times.

00:16:22.168 --> 00:16:24.418 align:center
It's not a doll, it's called a drum.

00:16:24.543 --> 00:16:25.793 align:center
Hey! You!

00:16:26.210 --> 00:16:27.460 align:center
Kaka, tea.

00:16:29.418 --> 00:16:30.543 align:center
Kaku.

00:16:30.876 --> 00:16:34.293 align:center
Come to my dispensary,
and I'll bandage you up.

00:16:36.626 --> 00:16:38.710 align:center
[Laughing sound]

00:16:40.460 --> 00:16:41.918 align:center
Who is he?
- Ask him yourself.

00:16:48.001 --> 00:16:50.835 align:center
I have never seen you before.
You're enjoying a lot.

00:16:51.043 --> 00:16:53.585 align:center
Why won't I?
A movie is running there.

00:16:53.876 --> 00:16:57.001 align:center
This colourful program
runs here every week.

00:16:57.876 --> 00:17:01.335 align:center
Biro is a modern woman.
- Biro is a modern woman.

00:17:02.168 --> 00:17:05.960 align:center
She can do whatever she wants.

00:17:06.335 --> 00:17:08.834 align:center
Whether she leaves Mangi
or runs with someone else.

00:17:08.835 --> 00:17:10.876 align:center
Whether she leaves Mangi or...

00:17:11.668 --> 00:17:13.418 align:center
What are you saying?
- Shut up!

00:17:13.668 --> 00:17:15.960 align:center
Do you know more than I do?
Am I the village head or you?

00:17:16.335 --> 00:17:19.085 align:center
Do you know the law?
Do you know how to arbitrate?

00:17:19.501 --> 00:17:20.793 align:center
Do you know how to sign?

00:17:21.335 --> 00:17:22.792 align:center
Do you know how
to fight an election?

00:17:22.793 --> 00:17:25.167 align:center
You only know how to get ready
and roam around in the village.

00:17:25.168 --> 00:17:27.251 align:center
You have nothing else. Sit straight.

00:17:28.835 --> 00:17:32.376 align:center
He is Mangi. He took a loan
and never paid it off.

00:17:32.835 --> 00:17:36.710 align:center
His wife is asking him to pay the
loan or else she will divorce him.

00:17:38.460 --> 00:17:40.793 align:center
But, how will Biro benefit
from the divorce?

00:17:42.168 --> 00:17:45.001 align:center
Don't tell this to anyone.

00:17:45.710 --> 00:17:48.001 align:center
Biro has an affair
with the recovery agent.

00:17:48.168 --> 00:17:49.501 align:center
Oh!
- Yes.

00:17:49.710 --> 00:17:51.918 align:center
Really? How do you know?

00:17:52.335 --> 00:17:53.710 align:center
I am the recovery agent.

00:17:54.793 --> 00:17:57.085 align:center
[Laughing]

00:17:57.251 --> 00:18:00.710 align:center
Either you'll do the loan recovery
or get married.

00:18:01.585 --> 00:18:03.668 align:center
When I had a conversation
over the call,

00:18:03.835 --> 00:18:05.168 align:center
the person was Biro.

00:18:05.460 --> 00:18:07.585 align:center
Today I found out that it's a he.

00:18:08.376 --> 00:18:10.168 align:center
It would be better
if I could recover the loan.

00:18:10.626 --> 00:18:11.960 align:center
I will do that for you.
- Really?

00:18:12.168 --> 00:18:14.251 align:center
I will charge 500.
- Done.

00:18:15.168 --> 00:18:17.960 align:center
I have decided that the decision
will be taken in Biro's favour.

00:18:18.126 --> 00:18:19.668 align:center
The decision will be taken
in Biro's favour.

00:18:20.751 --> 00:18:21.793 align:center
Oh God!

00:18:30.293 --> 00:18:32.376 align:center
Does anyone have any questions?
- Yes, sir.

00:18:34.626 --> 00:18:35.960 align:center
Who will pay for the loan?

00:18:36.751 --> 00:18:38.959 align:center
Loan? Which loan?
- Which loan?

00:18:38.960 --> 00:18:42.793 align:center
The one that Mangi has taken.
You have decided in Biro's favour.

00:18:42.960 --> 00:18:46.292 align:center
Mangi will now have to pay for both,
the loan and Biro.

00:18:46.293 --> 00:18:47.959 align:center
If she takes a divorce,

00:18:47.960 --> 00:18:50.585 align:center
she will take an amount of
approximately fifteen lakh rupees.

00:18:50.793 --> 00:18:52.584 align:center
This poor man will also
have to pay for loan recovery.

00:18:52.585 --> 00:18:55.168 align:center
Mangi, you will be buried
under loans. Be smart.

00:18:56.043 --> 00:18:58.293 align:center
Pay around rupees
ten lakhs to the bank,

00:18:58.585 --> 00:19:00.126 align:center
and spend your life with her.

00:19:00.835 --> 00:19:03.918 align:center
Ma'am, give the verdict
in favour of Mangi.

00:19:04.168 --> 00:19:05.792 align:center
Or else, he will commit suicide,

00:19:05.793 --> 00:19:08.043 align:center
and you'll be held responsible.
- Oh God!

00:19:08.335 --> 00:19:10.375 align:center
Brother, you too!

00:19:10.376 --> 00:19:11.793 align:center
You will also be held responsible.

00:19:11.960 --> 00:19:15.875 align:center
Don't complain when you'll have
to pick stones from lentils in jail.

00:19:15.876 --> 00:19:17.542 align:center
And, we will be in trouble.

00:19:17.543 --> 00:19:19.125 align:center
Ask me how?
- How?

00:19:19.126 --> 00:19:23.085 align:center
When you go to jail, we'll have
to find a new village head.

00:19:23.668 --> 00:19:28.500 align:center
Isn't it a trouble?
Don't we have anything else to do?

00:19:28.501 --> 00:19:32.460 align:center
You should take the path of truth
and decide in Mangi's favour.

00:19:32.668 --> 00:19:37.293 align:center
Long live the revolution!

00:19:37.501 --> 00:19:40.210 align:center
Long live the revolution!
- Shut up!

00:19:42.335 --> 00:19:43.918 align:center
"Jinxed boy!"

00:20:03.085 --> 00:20:05.376 align:center
If you have to pick
between a snake and Kaka,

00:20:06.001 --> 00:20:07.585 align:center
first, hold Kaka hostage.

00:20:08.210 --> 00:20:09.834 align:center
Don't know what kind
of a crime we committed

00:20:09.835 --> 00:20:11.960 align:center
that we got them as neighbours.

00:20:12.376 --> 00:20:14.793 align:center
When this Jinx enters my shop,

00:20:15.293 --> 00:20:16.668 align:center
I earn nothing the whole day.

00:20:17.418 --> 00:20:19.585 align:center
He is more dangerous than a black cat.

00:20:20.501 --> 00:20:22.793 align:center
Kaka is another name for bad luck.

00:20:23.918 --> 00:20:25.751 align:center
Sir has seen him from close.

00:20:26.585 --> 00:20:28.210 align:center
He is an innocent bird.

00:20:28.960 --> 00:20:31.960 align:center
You know what
a cunning person is? Kaka.

00:20:34.585 --> 00:20:35.293 align:center
Kaku...

00:20:36.751 --> 00:20:37.960 align:center
is my life.

00:20:51.668 --> 00:20:55.668 align:center
My lord, here is your offering
for this week. How are you?

00:20:56.001 --> 00:20:59.085 align:center
How nice! My king is here.
Give it here.

00:21:01.376 --> 00:21:04.251 align:center
Listen, you already have such a
nasty face, and you further ruin it.

00:21:04.918 --> 00:21:05.876 align:center
What's the matter?

00:21:06.043 --> 00:21:07.500 align:center
Your horoscope doesn't
look happy with you.

00:21:07.501 --> 00:21:09.459 align:center
No one is happy with me.

00:21:09.460 --> 00:21:11.709 align:center
Don't care about petty things.

00:21:11.710 --> 00:21:14.876 align:center
Not everyone has a royal destiny.

00:21:15.001 --> 00:21:17.460 align:center
You should pay some money
along with offerings to me.

00:21:18.876 --> 00:21:20.210 align:center
I can pay you money.

00:21:20.585 --> 00:21:23.251 align:center
Tell me, why are my
royal days not coming?

00:21:25.376 --> 00:21:27.460 align:center
Listen, you know your work, right?

00:21:28.085 --> 00:21:30.625 align:center
Tell me truthfully, you are not
like those Punjabi singers, right?

00:21:30.626 --> 00:21:32.792 align:center
"My voice has no power,
but I am no less than anyone."

00:21:32.793 --> 00:21:34.292 align:center
Hey, don't think
about useless things.

00:21:34.293 --> 00:21:36.834 align:center
Think about
when you become a billionaire,

00:21:36.835 --> 00:21:39.585 align:center
you will be famous everywhere.

00:21:40.585 --> 00:21:42.709 align:center
I am your fan
because of these words.

00:21:42.710 --> 00:21:44.209 align:center
Oh my darling saint,

00:21:44.210 --> 00:21:47.710 align:center
do something. Start my good days.
- Pay me 11000.

00:21:49.168 --> 00:21:50.335 align:center
What?

00:21:51.251 --> 00:21:52.543 align:center
I only have a hundred rupees.

00:21:52.835 --> 00:21:54.417 align:center
You can't even make
a policeman happy

00:21:54.418 --> 00:21:56.001 align:center
with this much,
let alone a horoscope.

00:21:57.001 --> 00:21:58.043 align:center
All right, take 500.

00:21:59.210 --> 00:22:00.960 align:center
Make the elements
of my horoscope dance.

00:22:01.626 --> 00:22:02.418 align:center
Okay!

00:22:08.460 --> 00:22:12.293 align:center
Kaka, I see a hitch
in your royal days.

00:22:12.751 --> 00:22:16.085 align:center
Marriage. Your good days will
only start after your marriage.

00:22:16.293 --> 00:22:20.876 align:center
Find a girl, get married
and become a king.

00:22:22.168 --> 00:22:22.960 align:center
Really?

00:22:24.626 --> 00:22:26.751 align:center
Girls, the king has arrived.

00:22:28.501 --> 00:22:31.168 align:center
You jinx! May you get in trouble!

00:22:31.876 --> 00:22:35.376 align:center
What can even a horoscope do?
You are a jinx even for them.

00:22:38.293 --> 00:22:40.460 align:center
[Laughing]

00:22:45.043 --> 00:22:47.585 align:center
Kaka, call that saint to our home.

00:22:47.960 --> 00:22:49.751 align:center
We will treat him well.

00:22:51.210 --> 00:22:53.334 align:center
He is asking for help finding
a girl for him.

00:22:53.335 --> 00:22:56.043 align:center
The family will suffer
who marries their girl to him.

00:22:57.293 --> 00:22:58.376 align:center
You are right, dad.

00:22:59.043 --> 00:23:01.043 align:center
They will ask about his job.

00:23:01.376 --> 00:23:03.876 align:center
We will tell him
that he does nothing for now.

00:23:04.251 --> 00:23:06.168 align:center
But he will become
a king in the future.

00:23:08.543 --> 00:23:10.876 align:center
Find a working woman for him.

00:23:11.001 --> 00:23:13.751 align:center
All household chores...

00:23:13.960 --> 00:23:16.085 align:center
can be handled by the king himself.

00:23:16.501 --> 00:23:18.668 align:center
Once he becomes the king,

00:23:18.835 --> 00:23:21.875 align:center
he will hire servants himself.

00:23:21.876 --> 00:23:24.293 align:center
At least do something till then.

00:23:24.418 --> 00:23:26.043 align:center
I am doing.
- What?

00:23:26.460 --> 00:23:28.251 align:center
Preparation for the royal days.

00:23:28.460 --> 00:23:30.876 align:center
How is that done?
- Leave it, son.

00:23:31.168 --> 00:23:32.251 align:center
By wasting time.

00:23:32.710 --> 00:23:36.460 align:center
Have you heard someone doing
policies before becoming a king?

00:23:37.251 --> 00:23:39.001 align:center
What's so bad about policy work?

00:23:39.793 --> 00:23:42.126 align:center
It's a respectable job.

00:23:42.335 --> 00:23:43.750 align:center
Tell him.

00:23:43.751 --> 00:23:45.750 align:center
Your brother-in-law
asked you so many times

00:23:45.751 --> 00:23:47.585 align:center
to become an agent.
- Yes.

00:23:47.960 --> 00:23:49.960 align:center
I will get a commission
for the referral.

00:23:50.126 --> 00:23:52.584 align:center
We can also work together.

00:23:52.585 --> 00:23:56.835 align:center
Really? You'll now make
a king work for your commission.

00:23:57.543 --> 00:23:59.668 align:center
Once I become a billionaire,

00:24:00.210 --> 00:24:03.376 align:center
I promise that I will open
an insurance company for you.

00:24:03.835 --> 00:24:05.375 align:center
You know, I feel so bad
when you have to visit

00:24:05.376 --> 00:24:06.959 align:center
people's houses with
your bag while saying,

00:24:06.960 --> 00:24:10.376 align:center
"Please get a policy.
Please get a policy."

00:24:11.126 --> 00:24:13.292 align:center
Dad, there is no
benefit in talking to him.

00:24:13.293 --> 00:24:16.793 align:center
I told you already
that it was a waste.

00:24:19.168 --> 00:24:21.501 align:center
Even giving him a birth was a waste.

00:24:21.710 --> 00:24:24.460 align:center
That saint fooled you
who had said that...

00:24:24.960 --> 00:24:26.542 align:center
he would take away
the world's darkness.

00:24:26.543 --> 00:24:30.793 align:center
He is himself a dark matter.
Is there anyone in the village

00:24:31.043 --> 00:24:32.710 align:center
who doesn't call him a jinx?

00:24:33.668 --> 00:24:35.793 align:center
It's not your fault, dad.

00:24:36.460 --> 00:24:39.793 align:center
If you had known that
he would grow up to be like this,

00:24:40.293 --> 00:24:41.960 align:center
you would have thought something.

00:24:43.168 --> 00:24:45.501 align:center
Is that enough for you?

00:24:45.835 --> 00:24:49.293 align:center
I got insulted because of you.
Spare me some time.

00:24:50.418 --> 00:24:53.376 align:center
Think about your family. The
kind of family you are born into.

00:24:54.210 --> 00:24:55.876 align:center
I have retired from the
electricity department.

00:24:56.251 --> 00:24:58.043 align:center
I get a pension even
while lying on the cot.

00:24:58.751 --> 00:25:02.376 align:center
My dad was an army leader...
- In the queen's army!

00:25:03.793 --> 00:25:05.876 align:center
You always talk about the family.

00:25:06.293 --> 00:25:08.417 align:center
What's so good
about winning the battles?

00:25:08.418 --> 00:25:11.085 align:center
What did he even leave behind?
Two acres of land?

00:25:26.876 --> 00:25:27.751 align:center
I am sorry.

00:25:30.251 --> 00:25:31.418 align:center
I am sorry.

00:25:32.210 --> 00:25:33.751 align:center
I am sorry. Don't be angry anymore.

00:25:34.085 --> 00:25:36.168 align:center
You know that I respect you a lot.

00:25:36.710 --> 00:25:38.543 align:center
All of them irritate me.

00:25:38.918 --> 00:25:41.168 align:center
That's why I said that in anger.

00:25:42.376 --> 00:25:45.376 align:center
You know that I only respect you.

00:25:46.001 --> 00:25:47.418 align:center
I have never seen my grandma.

00:25:47.543 --> 00:25:48.960 align:center
I have never seen my mom.

00:25:49.210 --> 00:25:51.293 align:center
I mean, never in person.

00:25:52.251 --> 00:25:54.751 align:center
You are the only one whom I love.

00:25:55.418 --> 00:25:56.751 align:center
You also left me so early.

00:25:57.751 --> 00:25:59.376 align:center
Now, how do I make them understand?

00:26:00.251 --> 00:26:02.210 align:center
I am not finding
the girl for myself.

00:26:02.585 --> 00:26:04.585 align:center
That's essential
for the royal destiny.

00:26:05.751 --> 00:26:07.501 align:center
There must be a girl for me.

00:26:20.335 --> 00:26:23.792 align:center
"She is a fire, desire."

00:26:23.793 --> 00:26:26.500 align:center
"Queen of the crown.
It's not a lie."

00:26:26.501 --> 00:26:29.751 align:center
"She is a fire, desire."

00:26:29.876 --> 00:26:32.876 align:center
"Queen of the crown.
It's not a lie."

00:26:37.585 --> 00:26:40.543 align:center
Assume I win a lottery
of ten crores.

00:26:40.751 --> 00:26:42.876 align:center
What's there to assume?
Let's consider it done.

00:26:43.001 --> 00:26:45.751 align:center
No. Not like this. Assume it.

00:26:46.668 --> 00:26:48.876 align:center
Now, tell me,
where will I get this money?

00:26:49.210 --> 00:26:50.500 align:center
I am sitting here.

00:26:50.501 --> 00:26:52.043 align:center
Get up then.

00:26:52.668 --> 00:26:55.710 align:center
Tell me clearly, where
and how will I get the money?

00:26:55.960 --> 00:26:57.210 align:center
Once you win the lottery,

00:26:57.543 --> 00:26:59.334 align:center
I will call the company.

00:26:59.335 --> 00:27:00.585 align:center
They will send a man.

00:27:00.793 --> 00:27:02.292 align:center
Their employee will arrive,

00:27:02.293 --> 00:27:04.750 align:center
he will check your details and
put money in your bank account.

00:27:04.751 --> 00:27:07.376 align:center
That's all. - Is that all?
- Yes. Shall I tear one now?

00:27:08.751 --> 00:27:09.668 align:center
Okay.

00:27:10.293 --> 00:27:11.876 align:center
One minute.
- Yes.

00:27:14.085 --> 00:27:15.710 align:center
Shall I tear it now?
- Yes.

00:27:16.543 --> 00:27:18.543 align:center
Oh no! This is not right.

00:27:18.668 --> 00:27:20.209 align:center
[Laughing]

00:27:20.210 --> 00:27:21.668 align:center
Hey!
- Of course, it won't be right.

00:27:22.210 --> 00:27:23.960 align:center
This jinx is here.

00:27:25.751 --> 00:27:27.168 align:center
You keep this ticket with you.

00:27:27.293 --> 00:27:29.876 align:center
This ticket can't be returned.
It has been torn. - Why?

00:27:30.293 --> 00:27:31.459 align:center
Did you tear it because I asked?

00:27:31.460 --> 00:27:33.960 align:center
Yes. You asked me to tear it.
Take it.

00:27:34.668 --> 00:27:35.585 align:center
Okay. Give it to me.

00:27:37.085 --> 00:27:38.585 align:center
"Kaka!"
- Take this.

00:27:40.543 --> 00:27:41.917 align:center
Breaking news!

00:27:41.918 --> 00:27:44.084 align:center
The mosquito killer
and the useless person

00:27:44.085 --> 00:27:46.293 align:center
fought over a billion-dollar deal.

00:27:47.251 --> 00:27:49.376 align:center
You jinx! I don't even want
to talk to you.

00:27:49.626 --> 00:27:52.626 align:center
You hang on to the whole day, and
now, you don't want to talk to me.

00:27:52.918 --> 00:27:53.917 align:center
A snake!

00:27:53.918 --> 00:27:55.585 align:center
Did you call me a snake?

00:27:55.710 --> 00:27:58.293 align:center
I called you a snake today. Your
wife says that to you every day.

00:27:58.960 --> 00:28:01.793 align:center
Meet! I will deal with you later.

00:28:03.168 --> 00:28:05.875 align:center
Wow! Money! Money!

00:28:05.876 --> 00:28:07.710 align:center
Please, man. Go away.

00:28:11.335 --> 00:28:13.375 align:center
Ekamjot Kaur!

00:28:13.376 --> 00:28:14.668 align:center
Gurnam Vadech!

00:28:15.376 --> 00:28:17.293 align:center
What is the leader
of useless doing here?

00:28:17.585 --> 00:28:18.585 align:center
I come here every day.

00:28:19.293 --> 00:28:22.918 align:center
Chandigarh has taught you how
to make fun, alongside nursing?

00:28:23.460 --> 00:28:25.876 align:center
Anyway, how many days
are you here for? - I will stay here.

00:28:26.501 --> 00:28:29.793 align:center
Uncle, did they throw your girl out?

00:28:31.501 --> 00:28:34.376 align:center
Does someone pay you
to clash with me?

00:28:34.668 --> 00:28:35.668 align:center
It's my hobby.

00:28:36.335 --> 00:28:38.293 align:center
Bittu! Get the bat.

00:28:39.001 --> 00:28:40.709 align:center
Kaka, my friend! My life!

00:28:40.710 --> 00:28:41.876 align:center
Let's go.
- Where are you going?

00:28:42.251 --> 00:28:43.835 align:center
I am going to roam around with him.

00:28:44.126 --> 00:28:47.000 align:center
He is useless, and
he will make you one. Go inside.

00:28:47.001 --> 00:28:49.334 align:center
Sit on the bike. - Go inside.
- Sit on the bike.

00:28:49.335 --> 00:28:53.210 align:center
Go inside.
- Sit on the bike.

00:28:53.751 --> 00:28:56.168 align:center
Go inside and study.

00:28:56.585 --> 00:28:58.293 align:center
Love you, man!
- Move!

00:28:59.793 --> 00:29:01.251 align:center
You can also say that.
- Get lost!

00:29:06.376 --> 00:29:08.376 align:center
What kind of girl is she!
- Even I don't talk to her.

00:29:08.918 --> 00:29:11.001 align:center
You're doing at least one thing right.
- Hey!

00:29:12.085 --> 00:29:13.543 align:center
Five!

00:29:14.168 --> 00:29:15.335 align:center
Four!

00:29:16.501 --> 00:29:18.001 align:center
Three!

00:29:18.168 --> 00:29:20.085 align:center
Three!

00:29:20.668 --> 00:29:21.543 align:center
Continue!

00:29:22.543 --> 00:29:23.793 align:center
Three!

00:29:24.793 --> 00:29:26.167 align:center
Quarter to three.

00:29:26.168 --> 00:29:28.625 align:center
Sir, this is too much.

00:29:28.626 --> 00:29:30.625 align:center
Hey, you dwarf man!

00:29:30.626 --> 00:29:32.834 align:center
When you get a nice beating,

00:29:32.835 --> 00:29:35.626 align:center
you will be dancing around
in the police station. Continue!

00:29:35.876 --> 00:29:37.001 align:center
Hey, come on!

00:29:37.960 --> 00:29:39.085 align:center
Two and a half!

00:29:40.751 --> 00:29:41.960 align:center
Quarter past two!

00:29:43.501 --> 00:29:44.543 align:center
Two!

00:29:46.126 --> 00:29:47.626 align:center
Quarter to two!

00:29:49.918 --> 00:29:50.876 align:center
One and a half!

00:29:51.210 --> 00:29:54.459 align:center
May everyone have great luck!

00:29:54.460 --> 00:29:57.710 align:center
May all pairs stay together!
Make some noise.

00:29:57.960 --> 00:30:01.500 align:center
Sultan has caught a thief.

00:30:01.501 --> 00:30:03.043 align:center
What happened, Kaka?

00:30:03.376 --> 00:30:05.876 align:center
You used to say
that we couldn't catch a thief.

00:30:07.168 --> 00:30:11.043 align:center
Look at them.
Now, do you respect me?

00:30:12.251 --> 00:30:14.542 align:center
They have troubled us a lot.

00:30:14.543 --> 00:30:18.625 align:center
But, sir, used his bravery
and the brain to catch them.

00:30:18.626 --> 00:30:21.000 align:center
He is on a different level.

00:30:21.001 --> 00:30:25.168 align:center
I will start crying.
I am feeling proud of you.

00:30:25.668 --> 00:30:28.918 align:center
If I were a billionaire today,

00:30:29.043 --> 00:30:31.418 align:center
I would have given
rupees five lakhs to each.

00:30:34.293 --> 00:30:36.085 align:center
Anyway, what have they done?

00:30:43.460 --> 00:30:45.460 align:center
We have done nothing, sir.

00:30:45.710 --> 00:30:48.418 align:center
We came from our village
to Punjab with a dream.

00:30:48.835 --> 00:30:51.668 align:center
Our brother is a contract killer.

00:30:51.876 --> 00:30:55.960 align:center
We thought that we would do
a big crime in Punjab.

00:30:56.085 --> 00:30:58.959 align:center
But we had to steal gutter covers
after coming here.

00:30:58.960 --> 00:31:00.585 align:center
We stole iron and dung.

00:31:01.376 --> 00:31:03.042 align:center
This guy knew everything.

00:31:03.043 --> 00:31:04.584 align:center
He never said anything to us.

00:31:04.585 --> 00:31:07.667 align:center
Today, we stole petrol from his car,

00:31:07.668 --> 00:31:09.293 align:center
and he made us face this situation.

00:31:10.251 --> 00:31:12.084 align:center
Please save us.

00:31:12.085 --> 00:31:14.335 align:center
Please. Sir...

00:31:21.251 --> 00:31:24.584 align:center
You hit my brother.
I won't leave you.

00:31:24.585 --> 00:31:26.960 align:center
Come here, you dwarf!

00:31:30.501 --> 00:31:32.250 align:center
Hey!
- You...

00:31:32.251 --> 00:31:34.875 align:center
Shall I teach you counting?

00:31:34.876 --> 00:31:37.875 align:center
I will kill you!
- Leave me!

00:31:37.876 --> 00:31:39.501 align:center
Leave me!

00:31:42.293 --> 00:31:45.251 align:center
Did you not hear me?
Shall I do your encounter?

00:31:49.668 --> 00:31:51.585 align:center
Sorry, sir. Sorry...
- Get lost!

00:31:56.543 --> 00:31:57.418 align:center
[Gun loading sound]

00:32:09.585 --> 00:32:12.668 align:center
Oh, no!
- Oh!

00:32:18.918 --> 00:32:20.251 align:center
Run, brother.

00:32:21.876 --> 00:32:24.585 align:center
How dare you!

00:32:26.710 --> 00:32:27.751 align:center
Oh, no!

00:32:28.918 --> 00:32:29.668 align:center
Let me catch him!

00:32:30.918 --> 00:32:33.125 align:center
You jinx!

00:32:33.126 --> 00:32:38.668 align:center
It was so peaceful
before you came. My foot!

00:32:40.960 --> 00:32:42.960 align:center
[Elephant's cawing sound]

00:32:50.418 --> 00:32:51.293 align:center
Potato!

00:32:53.085 --> 00:32:54.292 align:center
Are you eating a potato sandwich?

00:32:54.293 --> 00:32:55.751 align:center
Do you want to eat some?

00:32:56.335 --> 00:32:58.335 align:center
No. I think
it won't be enough for you.

00:32:58.710 --> 00:32:59.376 align:center
Where is Channi?

00:32:59.960 --> 00:33:01.918 align:center
He went behind the building.

00:33:02.376 --> 00:33:04.460 align:center
Keep on eating. Go on.

00:33:08.960 --> 00:33:11.960 align:center
Jiya! Hey, my love!

00:33:13.168 --> 00:33:15.293 align:center
Why don't you talk to me?

00:33:16.126 --> 00:33:19.126 align:center
You never meet me. I miss you.

00:33:21.293 --> 00:33:22.709 align:center
Tell me one thing.

00:33:22.710 --> 00:33:25.001 align:center
The palazzo that I ordered for you,

00:33:25.960 --> 00:33:28.750 align:center
you were supposed to wear it and
send me an image. Why didn't you?

00:33:28.751 --> 00:33:31.835 align:center
I took the image.
But it didn't turn well.

00:33:32.001 --> 00:33:34.500 align:center
Why?
- I don't have good footwear.

00:33:34.501 --> 00:33:36.751 align:center
Oh, my love!
It's such a small matter.

00:33:36.876 --> 00:33:38.584 align:center
I will order the footwear.

00:33:38.585 --> 00:33:40.668 align:center
Just send me the image.

00:33:40.960 --> 00:33:44.001 align:center
Listen, I bought
a beautiful purse for you.

00:33:44.376 --> 00:33:46.251 align:center
I will give it to you
when you come to see me.

00:33:46.376 --> 00:33:49.918 align:center
No! I feel shy
while accepting gifts from you.

00:33:50.251 --> 00:33:52.417 align:center
Why? Am I not your lover?

00:33:52.418 --> 00:33:54.750 align:center
You are my lover. But...

00:33:54.751 --> 00:33:57.543 align:center
No but! Send me the image.

00:33:57.835 --> 00:33:59.960 align:center
I have sent you the link.

00:34:00.460 --> 00:34:03.084 align:center
Oh, my God! Mom is here.
I'll talk to you later.

00:34:03.085 --> 00:34:06.085 align:center
Hey, Jiya! My love...
- Bye!

00:34:06.543 --> 00:34:08.085 align:center
Mwah!
- Hey!

00:34:09.293 --> 00:34:11.001 align:center
Hey!
- Huh?

00:34:14.668 --> 00:34:16.085 align:center
Oh, come on!

00:34:16.210 --> 00:34:17.460 align:center
Hey, Bind!

00:34:17.751 --> 00:34:18.793 align:center
No!

00:34:24.793 --> 00:34:29.668 align:center
"Jiya! Jiya! You made me
earn money, Jiya!"

00:34:32.168 --> 00:34:33.418 align:center
"Hey, Kaka!"

00:34:43.543 --> 00:34:45.293 align:center
Stop doing this.
- Ah!

00:34:45.418 --> 00:34:46.293 align:center
Ah!

00:34:46.460 --> 00:34:48.210 align:center
You take these drugs
medicine early in the morning.

00:34:48.710 --> 00:34:50.626 align:center
And then you need support all day.

00:34:51.751 --> 00:34:55.375 align:center
What do you get from this?
- Peace, Kaka. Peace.

00:34:55.376 --> 00:34:57.085 align:center
Is it peace or euphoria?

00:34:57.876 --> 00:35:00.335 align:center
Whatever it is,

00:35:00.835 --> 00:35:03.001 align:center
it's very joyful, I swear.

00:35:03.460 --> 00:35:05.792 align:center
Do you also want to visit heaven?

00:35:05.793 --> 00:35:07.210 align:center
Shall I beat you with my shoe?

00:35:08.585 --> 00:35:10.251 align:center
My family is already troubling me.

00:35:15.210 --> 00:35:18.251 align:center
Tell me something new.
What happened?

00:35:18.626 --> 00:35:20.876 align:center
Nothing. I asked them
to get me married.

00:35:21.043 --> 00:35:24.085 align:center
Find a girl for me.
But they are taunting me.

00:35:24.835 --> 00:35:26.168 align:center
You want to get married?
- Yes.

00:35:27.626 --> 00:35:29.626 align:center
There is a ready-made girl for you.

00:35:30.376 --> 00:35:30.959 align:center
Which one?

00:35:30.960 --> 00:35:32.335 align:center
"The chubby one!"

00:35:33.918 --> 00:35:34.585 align:center
No.

00:35:34.918 --> 00:35:37.376 align:center
"The chubby one!"
- Really!

00:35:38.460 --> 00:35:39.501 align:center
"The chubby one!"

00:35:46.376 --> 00:35:49.876 align:center
"The chubby one! You took
away my heart, chubby girl."

00:35:58.543 --> 00:36:00.585 align:center
"The chubby one!"

00:36:06.543 --> 00:36:07.834 align:center
"The chubby one!"

00:36:07.835 --> 00:36:09.959 align:center
My lord, I have found the girl.

00:36:09.960 --> 00:36:12.168 align:center
This quick? How did you find one?

00:36:12.418 --> 00:36:14.751 align:center
I can find one.
It's not like I am sick.

00:36:15.168 --> 00:36:17.001 align:center
Kaka, you didn't get my point.

00:36:17.460 --> 00:36:20.167 align:center
The direction of your horoscope
elements are changing every moment.

00:36:20.168 --> 00:36:22.293 align:center
Put the brake on their direction.

00:36:23.085 --> 00:36:25.210 align:center
I have found a solution
for every problem. - Yes.

00:36:25.501 --> 00:36:27.376 align:center
You should also solve this for me.

00:36:27.751 --> 00:36:31.585 align:center
I will do it. You need to pay
51000 for that. - How much?

00:36:31.751 --> 00:36:33.584 align:center
You can pay 31000.
- Hundred!

00:36:33.585 --> 00:36:35.751 align:center
21000.
- 251.

00:36:35.960 --> 00:36:38.251 align:center
11000. - 275!
- 1100.

00:36:39.543 --> 00:36:41.501 align:center
Let's finalise this in 500.
- Done.

00:36:46.043 --> 00:36:48.126 align:center
It's real.
- Oh!

00:36:48.960 --> 00:36:51.668 align:center
Now, do something for me for once.

00:36:51.918 --> 00:36:53.585 align:center
I will do that.
Show me your forehead.

00:36:55.085 --> 00:36:58.500 align:center
Oh! One of your elements
is positive.

00:36:58.501 --> 00:37:00.960 align:center
The other one is
completely against it.

00:37:01.168 --> 00:37:06.001 align:center
You will only be successful if
you bring these elements together.

00:37:06.460 --> 00:37:09.460 align:center
How many times have I told you
to tell me things in Punjabi?

00:37:09.710 --> 00:37:11.625 align:center
What I mean is that marriage
is the solution.

00:37:11.626 --> 00:37:12.876 align:center
But there is a small hitch.

00:37:13.168 --> 00:37:14.001 align:center
Bring your ear forward.

00:37:14.710 --> 00:37:17.709 align:center
You need to get married
to an already married woman.

00:37:17.710 --> 00:37:18.585 align:center
What?

00:37:20.126 --> 00:37:22.126 align:center
[Evil laugh]

00:37:23.501 --> 00:37:25.668 align:center
'If you want to become a king,'

00:37:26.335 --> 00:37:28.251 align:center
'you can't marry a normal girl.'

00:37:28.668 --> 00:37:30.668 align:center
'Marry a girl...'

00:37:31.168 --> 00:37:33.293 align:center
'who is already married.'

00:37:34.960 --> 00:37:36.710 align:center
"Hey, Kaka!"

00:37:40.626 --> 00:37:42.710 align:center
"Hey, Kaka!"

00:37:46.835 --> 00:37:48.209 align:center
[Whistling sound]
- "Hey, Kaka!"

00:37:48.210 --> 00:37:51.959 align:center
"He is a jinxed boy.
He enjoys others' money."

00:37:51.960 --> 00:37:54.542 align:center
"He jinxes everyone.
He does nothing,"

00:37:54.543 --> 00:37:55.709 align:center
"but his pockets are full of cash."

00:37:55.710 --> 00:37:59.375 align:center
"He is a jinxed boy.
He enjoys others' money."

00:37:59.376 --> 00:38:01.750 align:center
"He jinxes everyone.
He does nothing,"

00:38:01.751 --> 00:38:03.210 align:center
"but his pockets are full of cash."

00:38:05.418 --> 00:38:06.710 align:center
"Hey, Kaka!"

00:38:10.126 --> 00:38:12.168 align:center
"Hey, Kaka!"

00:38:12.751 --> 00:38:14.668 align:center
Bind, here is your container.

00:38:15.001 --> 00:38:17.085 align:center
This is the only thing
you have done well today.

00:38:17.501 --> 00:38:21.251 align:center
You never ask me to do anything.
You should tell me.

00:38:21.793 --> 00:38:23.418 align:center
Think of me as your own.

00:38:24.793 --> 00:38:28.043 align:center
Also, that guy, Magar, is not right.
He is into bad habits.

00:38:28.168 --> 00:38:30.251 align:center
What? Bad habits?

00:38:30.751 --> 00:38:32.043 align:center
What kind of bad habits?

00:38:32.293 --> 00:38:33.585 align:center
Poor people's habits.

00:38:34.876 --> 00:38:37.668 align:center
Let me become a billionaire,
and I will straighten him out.

00:38:38.168 --> 00:38:39.792 align:center
What's the relation
between you becoming

00:38:39.793 --> 00:38:42.751 align:center
a billionaire and Magar
becoming right again?

00:38:43.251 --> 00:38:46.585 align:center
No. I will bring him onto
the right path for you.

00:38:47.626 --> 00:38:49.876 align:center
I'll become a billionaire
with your help.

00:38:53.793 --> 00:38:54.626 align:center
What kind of help?

00:38:56.376 --> 00:38:58.293 align:center
Bind, you need to...

00:38:58.626 --> 00:38:59.960 align:center
get married to me.

00:39:00.668 --> 00:39:02.168 align:center
Hey! Hey!

00:39:03.418 --> 00:39:05.001 align:center
Biro!

00:39:05.793 --> 00:39:08.210 align:center
It's such a shameful thing.
- What shameful thing?

00:39:08.418 --> 00:39:11.168 align:center
You are lifting so much weight
when I am here.

00:39:11.376 --> 00:39:13.000 align:center
What? I do this every day.

00:39:13.001 --> 00:39:14.293 align:center
But today is the day
when I have felt some shame.

00:39:14.876 --> 00:39:17.626 align:center
Anyhow, I am ready to lift
the weight of your life.

00:39:17.876 --> 00:39:19.960 align:center
What do you mean?
- Will you marry me?

00:39:20.793 --> 00:39:21.710 align:center
Just for a little while.

00:39:22.876 --> 00:39:24.668 align:center
Once my royal time starts,

00:39:25.043 --> 00:39:28.210 align:center
you can either go to Mangi
or that recovery agent.

00:39:28.335 --> 00:39:30.959 align:center
I'll even help you run
away with a third one.

00:39:30.960 --> 00:39:33.168 align:center
Let me teach you a lesson!
- No... Hey!

00:39:34.918 --> 00:39:36.585 align:center
I have been noticing for some time,

00:39:37.335 --> 00:39:38.960 align:center
both of you are fighting.

00:39:39.460 --> 00:39:42.501 align:center
She is my wife. Why do you care
whether we fight or die?

00:39:43.210 --> 00:39:45.460 align:center
I have a solution for you.

00:39:45.585 --> 00:39:46.292 align:center
What?

00:39:46.293 --> 00:39:47.875 align:center
"Hey, Kaka!"

00:39:47.876 --> 00:39:51.459 align:center
"Kaka is a jinx.
He enjoys on others' money."

00:39:51.460 --> 00:39:53.792 align:center
"He jinxes everyone.
He does nothing,"

00:39:53.793 --> 00:39:55.000 align:center
"but has pockets full of money."

00:39:55.001 --> 00:39:58.917 align:center
"Kaka is a jinx.
He enjoys on others' money."

00:39:58.918 --> 00:40:01.292 align:center
"He jinxes everyone.
He does nothing,"

00:40:01.293 --> 00:40:02.960 align:center
"but has pockets full of money."

00:40:03.835 --> 00:40:05.418 align:center
[Firecracker sound]

00:40:05.793 --> 00:40:07.501 align:center
[Buffalo wailing]

00:40:11.501 --> 00:40:14.585 align:center
Ask him how much more
of my blood he wants to suck?

00:40:15.001 --> 00:40:17.876 align:center
I'll fill the bottles for him
so that he can sit and drink.

00:40:19.626 --> 00:40:22.585 align:center
Man, how much more of our
blood do you want to suck? Tell us.

00:40:23.043 --> 00:40:26.043 align:center
Have you pledged to
never let us live in peace?

00:40:27.085 --> 00:40:29.001 align:center
This house has never
seen peace anyway.

00:40:29.460 --> 00:40:31.167 align:center
Either dad and I are fighting

00:40:31.168 --> 00:40:33.168 align:center
or four of us are fighting
when you guys come.

00:40:33.335 --> 00:40:35.501 align:center
If we are not here,
both of you will fight.

00:40:35.751 --> 00:40:39.210 align:center
And, if four of us go somewhere,
these frog-like neighbours fight.

00:40:40.168 --> 00:40:42.251 align:center
Hey! Did you call me a frog?

00:40:42.376 --> 00:40:44.585 align:center
I have only said that today.
She calls you every day.

00:40:45.168 --> 00:40:46.042 align:center
Meet!

00:40:46.043 --> 00:40:48.085 align:center
[Frog's croaking sound]

00:40:50.126 --> 00:40:52.126 align:center
[Ominous sound]

00:40:56.751 --> 00:40:58.960 align:center
You made me break up with Sona.

00:41:00.210 --> 00:41:02.001 align:center
I won't spare that scoundrel!

00:41:04.168 --> 00:41:07.876 align:center
[Motorbike passing]

00:41:14.335 --> 00:41:16.250 align:center
I will not spare him today!

00:41:16.251 --> 00:41:20.460 align:center
[Electrocuting sound]

00:41:27.710 --> 00:41:31.001 align:center
Channi! Please get us some tea.

00:41:31.460 --> 00:41:34.168 align:center
Kaku. I have an idea for you.

00:41:34.418 --> 00:41:36.418 align:center
First, I will get married
to someone else.

00:41:36.585 --> 00:41:39.668 align:center
Then I will become married.
So, you can marry me.

00:41:40.626 --> 00:41:43.501 align:center
I can at least do this much
for my boyfriend.

00:41:44.835 --> 00:41:47.585 align:center
She can! She can! Kaku!

00:41:48.085 --> 00:41:50.542 align:center
Ka... ku!
- Say something.

00:41:50.543 --> 00:41:52.710 align:center
Whose boyfriend?

00:41:53.210 --> 00:41:56.293 align:center
Make things clear. She has
made me her boyfriend in her mind.

00:41:56.876 --> 00:41:58.585 align:center
You should stop dreaming.

00:41:58.793 --> 00:42:00.501 align:center
I will finish your job right away.

00:42:01.293 --> 00:42:02.543 align:center
What is he doing now?
- Hey, fans!

00:42:02.793 --> 00:42:07.626 align:center
[Talking gibberish]

00:42:08.668 --> 00:42:12.335 align:center
Hey! What did he say?
I didn't understand.

00:42:12.751 --> 00:42:14.460 align:center
Man, I have told my fans...

00:42:14.668 --> 00:42:16.292 align:center
to find a girl for my friend.

00:42:16.293 --> 00:42:17.709 align:center
Doesn't matter
if we don't find one in Punjab.

00:42:17.710 --> 00:42:19.375 align:center
We will find one in South India.

00:42:19.376 --> 00:42:21.709 align:center
Don't worry.
- You have a total of 236 followers.

00:42:21.710 --> 00:42:23.585 align:center
They will become 36
because of your actions.

00:42:25.668 --> 00:42:26.960 align:center
What is she doing here?

00:42:27.085 --> 00:42:29.501 align:center
Sister. She has joined
the dispensary here.

00:42:29.751 --> 00:42:31.084 align:center
She is the new nurse here.

00:42:31.085 --> 00:42:32.709 align:center
Your sister!
- Kaka!

00:42:32.710 --> 00:42:34.042 align:center
Did you have to find a job here?

00:42:34.043 --> 00:42:35.293 align:center
She didn't get a job anywhere else.

00:42:35.585 --> 00:42:38.168 align:center
Bittu, what are you doing?
Come here.

00:42:38.585 --> 00:42:39.460 align:center
Yeah, I am coming.

00:42:39.876 --> 00:42:41.960 align:center
We only had one place to go.
She will ruin that, too.

00:42:42.376 --> 00:42:44.710 align:center
Don't you hear? Come here!

00:42:46.543 --> 00:42:48.334 align:center
She would call him to say,

00:42:48.335 --> 00:42:50.751 align:center
"What are you doing with this
useless man? Let's go home!"

00:42:51.710 --> 00:42:53.542 align:center
What are you doing with this
useless man? Let's go home!

00:42:53.543 --> 00:42:55.210 align:center
Hey! Who did you call useless?

00:42:55.418 --> 00:42:58.875 align:center
You! Useless! Useless! Useless!
I have called you three times.

00:42:58.876 --> 00:43:00.418 align:center
Go home!
- Stay here!

00:43:00.876 --> 00:43:03.292 align:center
Why do you always police him
around? Don't you have some shame?

00:43:03.293 --> 00:43:06.500 align:center
I am scared that he would become
like you in your company.

00:43:06.501 --> 00:43:08.167 align:center
Bittu, are you going home or not?

00:43:08.168 --> 00:43:11.460 align:center
Hey, stay here. He can't be like me.
He has taken your qualities.

00:43:11.626 --> 00:43:15.167 align:center
Have you ever seen your face?
It's like a rotten bottle gourd.

00:43:15.168 --> 00:43:18.292 align:center
Cheap people can only use a
cheap vegetable as an example.

00:43:18.293 --> 00:43:19.875 align:center
He is saying so much to your sister

00:43:19.876 --> 00:43:21.250 align:center
while you are here.
Have you got no shame?

00:43:21.251 --> 00:43:23.209 align:center
My sister...
- Your sister doesn't know

00:43:23.210 --> 00:43:25.125 align:center
how to talk to the upcoming king.

00:43:25.126 --> 00:43:29.084 align:center
King, my foot! No money
in pocket, our king is poor.

00:43:29.085 --> 00:43:31.042 align:center
Go home!
- Stay here!

00:43:31.043 --> 00:43:34.501 align:center
Let my royal days begin. I will
crush you under an elephant's foot.

00:43:34.626 --> 00:43:36.626 align:center
[Elephant trumpeting sound]

00:43:38.751 --> 00:43:40.875 align:center
Talk to me the day...

00:43:40.876 --> 00:43:42.584 align:center
your royal time starts.

00:43:42.585 --> 00:43:44.042 align:center
Are you going to listen
to me or not?

00:43:44.043 --> 00:43:46.710 align:center
Stay away!
- Let the air pass. Move!

00:43:49.335 --> 00:43:51.918 align:center
[Thunder sound]

00:43:55.668 --> 00:43:57.251 align:center
She is bound to marry
some unfortunate soul.

00:43:58.001 --> 00:44:00.001 align:center
[Birds chirping]

00:44:00.168 --> 00:44:03.459 align:center
Preet, do you know
the daughter of the lottery seller?

00:44:03.460 --> 00:44:05.376 align:center
Yes.
- She has joined the dispensary.

00:44:05.585 --> 00:44:08.460 align:center
I think she has been fired
from her job.

00:44:09.460 --> 00:44:11.543 align:center
I heard that she had an affair.

00:44:11.751 --> 00:44:15.293 align:center
That might be the case. These
girls from cities have no shame.

00:44:15.876 --> 00:44:18.750 align:center
The daughter of the Dhillon family,
the one with the big house. - Jiti!

00:44:18.751 --> 00:44:22.418 align:center
I heard that she is
behind a married man.

00:44:22.585 --> 00:44:24.460 align:center
What! Really?

00:44:24.793 --> 00:44:27.376 align:center
What else? They talk sweetly...

00:44:27.501 --> 00:44:29.210 align:center
and trap guys.

00:44:29.501 --> 00:44:31.085 align:center
Then they ask them to do a recharge,

00:44:31.251 --> 00:44:33.168 align:center
Google Pay, shopping,

00:44:33.293 --> 00:44:35.085 align:center
and all these things.

00:44:35.751 --> 00:44:37.585 align:center
You should take care.

00:44:38.126 --> 00:44:41.085 align:center
Your husband seems
so innocent to me.

00:44:50.710 --> 00:44:53.793 align:center
You know the heart is
an essential part of our body.

00:44:54.126 --> 00:44:55.376 align:center
What if something happens to you?

00:44:56.168 --> 00:44:58.668 align:center
Imagine you get
a heart attack right now.

00:44:59.001 --> 00:45:01.293 align:center
I will be fully responsible for you.

00:45:02.001 --> 00:45:03.543 align:center
We will pay the whole amount.

00:45:06.335 --> 00:45:09.168 align:center
Oh! Listen to me.
I will explain it to you.

00:45:09.626 --> 00:45:11.960 align:center
Oh! Hear me out.

00:45:13.085 --> 00:45:14.168 align:center
Oh, man!

00:45:16.251 --> 00:45:17.501 align:center
Who are you explaining to?

00:45:17.793 --> 00:45:19.793 align:center
To a client. Who else?

00:45:20.376 --> 00:45:21.710 align:center
Is it a client or a girl?

00:45:22.043 --> 00:45:24.210 align:center
Girl? Which girl?

00:45:24.751 --> 00:45:27.085 align:center
The one with whom you talk all day.

00:45:27.376 --> 00:45:29.792 align:center
Preet, if I don't talk
to the client,

00:45:29.793 --> 00:45:31.293 align:center
how will I sell the policies?

00:45:31.418 --> 00:45:33.585 align:center
Which policy selling needs you
to laugh so much?

00:45:33.918 --> 00:45:35.668 align:center
Preet, when I talk happily,

00:45:35.876 --> 00:45:37.168 align:center
the client will be convinced
to buy the policy.

00:45:37.710 --> 00:45:40.917 align:center
Should I jump on everyone
like a dog like your brother?

00:45:40.918 --> 00:45:42.710 align:center
Don't try to change the topic.

00:45:43.085 --> 00:45:44.876 align:center
Tell me the truth.
Who were you talking to?

00:45:45.668 --> 00:45:48.793 align:center
Preet, do you really think
that I talk to girls?

00:45:49.001 --> 00:45:51.626 align:center
You might be. Anything can happen.

00:45:51.918 --> 00:45:54.751 align:center
Phone recharge.
Google Pay. Shopping.

00:45:55.085 --> 00:45:56.460 align:center
You do all these things, right?

00:45:56.710 --> 00:46:00.085 align:center
Oh God! I have lost everything!
I am ruined!

00:46:00.376 --> 00:46:04.209 align:center
In that case, I have also lost
everything. I am also ruined.

00:46:04.210 --> 00:46:05.543 align:center
Tell me now.

00:46:06.001 --> 00:46:07.585 align:center
Is this a life?

00:46:08.376 --> 00:46:11.585 align:center
I listen to my client's scoldings,
then listen to my wife's scoldings.

00:46:12.710 --> 00:46:15.585 align:center
Even a street dog has
a better life than I.

00:46:15.960 --> 00:46:19.043 align:center
At least he doesn't have
to sell policies like a dog.

00:46:19.543 --> 00:46:20.918 align:center
Oh!

00:46:22.543 --> 00:46:23.585 align:center
Hello!

00:46:24.460 --> 00:46:27.042 align:center
I am calling from
Jago Insurance. Yes.

00:46:27.043 --> 00:46:28.418 align:center
I was the one who called.

00:46:29.251 --> 00:46:30.043 align:center
Will you have some tea?

00:46:31.751 --> 00:46:32.668 align:center
I will take a peg now.

00:46:33.626 --> 00:46:34.834 align:center
Hello!

00:46:34.835 --> 00:46:39.293 align:center
One! Two! Three! Four!
Get me a married woman.

00:46:39.793 --> 00:46:42.210 align:center
Five! Six! Seven! Eight!

00:46:42.668 --> 00:46:44.793 align:center
Leave alone the married women!

00:46:45.335 --> 00:46:46.376 align:center
How can I?

00:46:47.126 --> 00:46:51.376 align:center
The saint asks to find a married
woman to start my royal days.

00:46:52.085 --> 00:46:55.001 align:center
The married woman says that
she would hit me with her shoe.

00:46:55.335 --> 00:46:57.667 align:center
You say that no one
respects you in the locality.

00:46:57.668 --> 00:47:01.376 align:center
You can't even find a girl for me.
What the... - Take it!

00:47:02.376 --> 00:47:03.251 align:center
Drink the peg.

00:47:05.960 --> 00:47:09.876 align:center
[Slurping sound]

00:47:13.751 --> 00:47:17.876 align:center
Those two thieves
escaped because of you.

00:47:18.626 --> 00:47:20.085 align:center
I don't know what you want.

00:47:21.376 --> 00:47:24.168 align:center
My promotion has been cancelled.

00:47:25.043 --> 00:47:27.668 align:center
Once I get promoted,

00:47:28.876 --> 00:47:30.876 align:center
I can get married.

00:47:31.210 --> 00:47:33.293 align:center
You only care about yourself.

00:47:34.001 --> 00:47:36.918 align:center
My royal days are in jeopardy.

00:47:37.835 --> 00:47:39.293 align:center
Try to understand.

00:47:39.668 --> 00:47:41.834 align:center
I will become a billionaire.

00:47:41.835 --> 00:47:44.750 align:center
Then only I will serve you well.

00:47:44.751 --> 00:47:47.585 align:center
We will drink English alcohol.

00:47:48.335 --> 00:47:50.085 align:center
Why don't you say it like this?

00:47:50.460 --> 00:47:53.168 align:center
Go and find those people who...

00:47:53.460 --> 00:47:56.917 align:center
let girls and boys meet
after charging a thousand rupees.

00:47:56.918 --> 00:47:57.793 align:center
What?

00:47:58.293 --> 00:48:00.875 align:center
The middleman. They fix marriages.
- Yeah, right.

00:48:00.876 --> 00:48:02.750 align:center
Fix marriages?
- Yes.

00:48:02.751 --> 00:48:04.625 align:center
The middle man.

00:48:04.626 --> 00:48:06.168 align:center
You should meet him.

00:48:08.835 --> 00:48:11.001 align:center
Marriage fixing.

00:48:11.668 --> 00:48:14.585 align:center
He will take rupees 1000
as payment. Carry it with you.

00:48:16.960 --> 00:48:17.793 align:center
Let's go.

00:48:18.960 --> 00:48:20.460 align:center
Hey!

00:48:21.043 --> 00:48:22.960 align:center
What are you doing here?

00:48:25.501 --> 00:48:28.876 align:center
Sir, we were playing hide-and-seek.

00:48:29.460 --> 00:48:31.460 align:center
Good. Keep on playing.

00:48:31.585 --> 00:48:34.292 align:center
Hmm.
- But play it away from Sir's car.

00:48:34.293 --> 00:48:37.000 align:center
Yes.
- Okay, sir.

00:48:37.001 --> 00:48:38.960 align:center
Move!
- Hold on.

00:48:39.543 --> 00:48:40.584 align:center
What is your name?

00:48:40.585 --> 00:48:42.585 align:center
It's Mithun.

00:48:42.793 --> 00:48:45.085 align:center
What's your name?
- It's Ravi Kishan.

00:48:45.585 --> 00:48:49.251 align:center
Okay. Get lost! Run!

00:48:55.168 --> 00:48:58.001 align:center
Sir, there is no tyre.

00:48:58.126 --> 00:49:00.126 align:center
Oh. The tyre is not there.

00:49:00.710 --> 00:49:01.543 align:center
What?

00:49:02.585 --> 00:49:04.585 align:center
Sir is on a different level.

00:49:06.251 --> 00:49:08.835 align:center
[Laughing]

00:49:10.043 --> 00:49:14.126 align:center
My love, I waited for you
at the bus stand all day.

00:49:14.460 --> 00:49:15.501 align:center
But you didn't come.

00:49:15.668 --> 00:49:17.293 align:center
Mom didn't let me come.

00:49:17.751 --> 00:49:21.043 align:center
You know my phone
recharge was also finished.

00:49:21.251 --> 00:49:24.500 align:center
So I couldn't inform you
that I couldn't come.

00:49:24.501 --> 00:49:26.876 align:center
'I am so sorry, love.'

00:49:27.293 --> 00:49:29.585 align:center
No sorry. Not an issue, my love.

00:49:30.168 --> 00:49:32.585 align:center
'I also want to meet you.'

00:49:32.876 --> 00:49:35.085 align:center
Don't worry. We will meet soon.

00:49:35.501 --> 00:49:37.668 align:center
'My mood is not good.' - Why?

00:49:38.043 --> 00:49:40.251 align:center
You know my friend, Riya?

00:49:40.668 --> 00:49:43.960 align:center
I asked her to do a recharge
for ten rupees.

00:49:44.085 --> 00:49:46.084 align:center
'That's also going to end now.'

00:49:46.085 --> 00:49:48.168 align:center
No, baby.

00:49:48.293 --> 00:49:52.085 align:center
Don't worry about the recharge. I'll do
a rupee 100 recharge right away.

00:49:52.376 --> 00:49:55.085 align:center
No. Why will you do my recharge?

00:49:55.751 --> 00:49:57.960 align:center
Are you not my love?

00:49:58.126 --> 00:50:01.000 align:center
Can't I do a recharge for my love?
I'll do it right away.

00:50:01.001 --> 00:50:03.625 align:center
Do one thing.
Do a recharge for rupees 400.

00:50:03.626 --> 00:50:06.834 align:center
You know that it also offers
an OTB subscription.

00:50:06.835 --> 00:50:09.876 align:center
What does that mean?
I will make a recharge of 500 rupees.

00:50:10.418 --> 00:50:13.667 align:center
You! Oh, my God! Mom is here.
I'll talk to you later.

00:50:13.668 --> 00:50:15.543 align:center
Love, listen to me.
- 'Bye! Bye!'

00:50:15.668 --> 00:50:16.793 align:center
'My love...'

00:50:21.335 --> 00:50:23.793 align:center
[Laughing]

00:50:40.543 --> 00:50:44.460 align:center
Recharge... - Bind!
- Oh no! Take this.

00:50:51.543 --> 00:50:54.126 align:center
"Jiya! Jiya! Oh, Jiya!"

00:50:55.585 --> 00:50:58.293 align:center
At least you could have
let me do the recharge.

00:51:01.668 --> 00:51:04.126 align:center
Kaka, you are here. Come here.

00:51:04.585 --> 00:51:06.585 align:center
Meet him. He is the middleman.

00:51:07.376 --> 00:51:09.293 align:center
We have made your job easy.

00:51:10.168 --> 00:51:13.876 align:center
You wanted a girl.
He will assist you with that.

00:51:15.251 --> 00:51:16.917 align:center
Did you tell him the requirements?
- Yes.

00:51:16.918 --> 00:51:19.043 align:center
I have got your requirement.

00:51:19.293 --> 00:51:21.084 align:center
You need a married girl.

00:51:21.085 --> 00:51:22.668 align:center
Yes.
- You will get one.

00:51:23.043 --> 00:51:25.043 align:center
When do you need her?
- As soon as possible.

00:51:25.668 --> 00:51:27.418 align:center
Did you get the money?
- Yes.

00:51:29.293 --> 00:51:30.168 align:center
1000 rupees.

00:51:38.626 --> 00:51:42.501 align:center
It shows girls who are married.

00:51:42.918 --> 00:51:44.375 align:center
Will they agree to marry me?

00:51:44.376 --> 00:51:46.876 align:center
All of them will agree.
Check them first.

00:51:48.251 --> 00:51:49.293 align:center
No.

00:51:50.376 --> 00:51:51.876 align:center
Huh!

00:51:52.835 --> 00:51:53.668 align:center
Move.

00:51:54.585 --> 00:51:55.418 align:center
Park.

00:51:56.251 --> 00:51:58.251 align:center
[Suspenseful music]

00:52:04.835 --> 00:52:06.376 align:center
Is she married?
- Yes.

00:52:06.710 --> 00:52:09.543 align:center
I received her profile last week.
She is a fresh piece.

00:52:10.376 --> 00:52:11.460 align:center
She is a divorcee.

00:52:11.585 --> 00:52:12.793 align:center
"Hey, Kaka!"

00:52:14.835 --> 00:52:15.876 align:center
She is a divorcee!

00:52:17.585 --> 00:52:19.792 align:center
A divorcee is also
considered married.

00:52:19.793 --> 00:52:21.543 align:center
I was wasting my time
behind others' wives.

00:52:22.626 --> 00:52:23.876 align:center
Hello, divorcee!

00:52:28.668 --> 00:52:30.500 align:center
I will have to trap this
monkey-like woman.

00:52:30.501 --> 00:52:33.793 align:center
People even marry dogs
to please their horoscopes.

00:52:34.168 --> 00:52:35.792 align:center
She is still better than that.

00:52:35.793 --> 00:52:37.626 align:center
She bites me like a dog, though.

00:52:38.626 --> 00:52:40.293 align:center
Won't I become technically wrong?
- How?

00:52:40.501 --> 00:52:43.001 align:center
She is Bittu's sister.
Bittu is our friend.

00:52:43.335 --> 00:52:44.500 align:center
Isn't it wrong for my friendship?

00:52:44.501 --> 00:52:47.585 align:center
No, man. Ekam is older than you.
- Yes.

00:52:47.710 --> 00:52:49.460 align:center
Bittu is five years younger than you.
- Yes.

00:52:49.876 --> 00:52:51.585 align:center
Hence, he becomes
your brother-in-law.

00:52:51.751 --> 00:52:53.085 align:center
What a cunning mind!

00:52:53.751 --> 00:52:55.668 align:center
He won't even get angry.

00:52:56.960 --> 00:52:59.168 align:center
Ekam and I will look good together.

00:52:59.293 --> 00:53:02.667 align:center
I fight with the whole village.
She fights with me.

00:53:02.668 --> 00:53:05.085 align:center
You know what the hashtag will be?
- What? - A dog pair!

00:53:05.876 --> 00:53:08.835 align:center
Yeah!

00:53:10.751 --> 00:53:11.917 align:center
[Whistle sound]

00:53:11.918 --> 00:53:13.210 align:center
[Dog howling]

00:53:13.376 --> 00:53:14.168 align:center
Dad is not here.

00:53:16.210 --> 00:53:17.043 align:center
I know.

00:53:19.043 --> 00:53:21.960 align:center
Why are you showing your teeth
like a madman? What happened?

00:53:22.876 --> 00:53:24.085 align:center
Give me a ticket.

00:53:24.835 --> 00:53:26.375 align:center
Since when did you
start buying lottery tickets?

00:53:26.376 --> 00:53:28.460 align:center
Since I saw your picture.
- What do you mean?

00:53:29.543 --> 00:53:30.959 align:center
Since I saw that picture.

00:53:30.960 --> 00:53:33.418 align:center
Ten crores! Bumper offer!

00:53:33.626 --> 00:53:35.126 align:center
I will be the winner.

00:53:39.543 --> 00:53:40.376 align:center
Give me rupees 100.

00:53:41.793 --> 00:53:44.085 align:center
Leave it.
- First, pay the money.

00:53:46.460 --> 00:53:48.376 align:center
You are good with accounting.

00:53:49.043 --> 00:53:50.585 align:center
Thank you, Ekamjot.

00:53:51.876 --> 00:53:54.167 align:center
Are you high or what?

00:53:54.168 --> 00:53:55.584 align:center
You are showing your
teeth and laughing.

00:53:55.585 --> 00:53:56.793 align:center
Is it a crime to laugh?

00:53:57.251 --> 00:53:58.792 align:center
Your birth is a crime.

00:53:58.793 --> 00:54:00.668 align:center
Do one thing, kill me.

00:54:00.793 --> 00:54:02.375 align:center
You have a problem
when I laugh with you.

00:54:02.376 --> 00:54:04.000 align:center
You have a problem
when I quarrel with you.

00:54:04.001 --> 00:54:05.167 align:center
What do you want?

00:54:05.168 --> 00:54:07.585 align:center
Don't mess with me.
- I won't.

00:54:07.876 --> 00:54:09.917 align:center
I will become a dog
if I talk to you again.

00:54:09.918 --> 00:54:12.417 align:center
Then, get lost. Don't come
even when Dad is around.

00:54:12.418 --> 00:54:13.792 align:center
Don't come when Bittu is around.

00:54:13.793 --> 00:54:15.334 align:center
And when I am here,
don't come at all.

00:54:15.335 --> 00:54:18.084 align:center
Moving forward, I won't come.
- Don't come from behind either.

00:54:18.085 --> 00:54:20.709 align:center
Get lost.
- Get lost.

00:54:20.710 --> 00:54:22.418 align:center
Get lost.
- It's my shop.

00:54:23.793 --> 00:54:27.043 align:center
Hey, Bittu.
Put a chain around your sister.

00:54:27.460 --> 00:54:28.293 align:center
Let me deal with you!

00:54:37.168 --> 00:54:38.168 align:center
You fought with her.

00:54:39.085 --> 00:54:41.375 align:center
Listen to me, for a few days,

00:54:41.376 --> 00:54:44.085 align:center
lock the real Kaka in a box.

00:54:44.293 --> 00:54:45.875 align:center
Let a fake Kaka out...

00:54:45.876 --> 00:54:47.460 align:center
who can lovingly talk to her.

00:54:48.168 --> 00:54:49.751 align:center
Why should I hear her taunts?

00:54:51.585 --> 00:54:52.960 align:center
How will you even marry?

00:54:53.168 --> 00:54:56.293 align:center
I think you will kill each other
before marriage.

00:54:57.876 --> 00:54:59.960 align:center
You need the royal life, right?
- Yes.

00:55:02.710 --> 00:55:03.876 align:center
"Hey, Kaka!"

00:55:04.001 --> 00:55:06.251 align:center
Who will bandage me up
if she injures me?

00:55:07.043 --> 00:55:08.793 align:center
Our Ekam is there.

00:55:10.210 --> 00:55:11.460 align:center
"Hey, Kaka!"

00:55:12.376 --> 00:55:14.000 align:center
Let's go and get bandaged.

00:55:14.001 --> 00:55:15.376 align:center
For whom?
- For you!

00:55:19.543 --> 00:55:21.168 align:center
Mom!
- Just like this!

00:55:21.710 --> 00:55:25.084 align:center
When he cried out like this,
I didn't know what to do.

00:55:25.085 --> 00:55:27.876 align:center
I didn't know where to take him.

00:55:28.126 --> 00:55:28.918 align:center
Right?
- No!

00:55:31.376 --> 00:55:32.667 align:center
Then I remembered,

00:55:32.668 --> 00:55:35.293 align:center
our Ekam is a doctor too.
- Nurse.

00:55:35.668 --> 00:55:37.960 align:center
Nurse. Doctor. Traditional healer.

00:55:38.168 --> 00:55:39.959 align:center
All of them are the same, Ekamjot.

00:55:39.960 --> 00:55:43.960 align:center
In reality, you are the gods
saving people's lives!

00:55:44.126 --> 00:55:45.250 align:center
How did he get injured?

00:55:45.251 --> 00:55:46.585 align:center
Stone.
- Drugs.

00:55:46.793 --> 00:55:47.875 align:center
He is saying 'stone'.

00:55:47.876 --> 00:55:50.543 align:center
He doesn't even remember
whether it's day or night.

00:55:50.918 --> 00:55:52.625 align:center
Hmm.

00:55:52.626 --> 00:55:55.918 align:center
He is a druggie, Ekam. Does a
druggie even accept their mistake?

00:55:56.168 --> 00:55:58.876 align:center
They either find faults
in people or in the government.

00:55:59.043 --> 00:56:01.043 align:center
Listen, I don't believe you.

00:56:02.168 --> 00:56:04.168 align:center
One minute. Let me give you a demo.

00:56:04.460 --> 00:56:07.751 align:center
Channi, the one
who smokes cigarettes...

00:56:07.876 --> 00:56:09.667 align:center
He never gets bitten
by either snake or ant.

00:56:09.668 --> 00:56:11.125 align:center
The one who eats poppy...

00:56:11.126 --> 00:56:12.709 align:center
He never has knee pain.

00:56:12.710 --> 00:56:14.292 align:center
The one who eats opium...

00:56:14.293 --> 00:56:15.792 align:center
He always plans new schemes.

00:56:15.793 --> 00:56:17.293 align:center
The one who eats food...

00:56:17.460 --> 00:56:19.000 align:center
He dies early.

00:56:19.001 --> 00:56:19.710 align:center
Look at him.

00:56:23.126 --> 00:56:24.959 align:center
You have to come for a re-bandage
on the day after tomorrow.

00:56:24.960 --> 00:56:26.085 align:center
I'll bring him myself.

00:56:26.876 --> 00:56:28.460 align:center
Stop! Stop!

00:56:30.876 --> 00:56:33.168 align:center
Park it here. Here.

00:56:33.668 --> 00:56:37.043 align:center
Yeah, good.
Where are you coming from?

00:56:37.335 --> 00:56:38.210 align:center
From my village.

00:56:38.501 --> 00:56:40.210 align:center
Where are you going?
- To the village.

00:56:40.418 --> 00:56:41.210 align:center
Papers?

00:56:57.001 --> 00:56:59.168 align:center
Sir!
- Yes.

00:57:00.710 --> 00:57:01.585 align:center
Come here for a moment.

00:57:01.918 --> 00:57:04.376 align:center
"Chubby one! Chubby one!"

00:57:05.876 --> 00:57:08.793 align:center
"Chubby one! Chubby one!"

00:57:09.543 --> 00:57:10.751 align:center
"Chubby one!"

00:57:17.376 --> 00:57:21.542 align:center
"Chubby one!
You stole my heart, Chubby one."

00:57:21.543 --> 00:57:23.750 align:center
"Chubby one!"

00:57:23.751 --> 00:57:26.293 align:center
Hello! My name is Sultan Singh.

00:57:26.585 --> 00:57:27.667 align:center
What's your name?

00:57:27.668 --> 00:57:29.417 align:center
My name is Dolly Saini.

00:57:29.418 --> 00:57:30.875 align:center
Sir, she doesn't have any papers.

00:57:30.876 --> 00:57:32.501 align:center
You, shut up, junior!

00:57:33.876 --> 00:57:36.167 align:center
You talk, senior! Please say.

00:57:36.168 --> 00:57:38.293 align:center
What should she say?
- Still. Junior!

00:57:39.460 --> 00:57:40.460 align:center
Tell me the number.

00:57:40.793 --> 00:57:43.209 align:center
Number? 0562.

00:57:43.210 --> 00:57:45.043 align:center
Tell me the number
that connects to you.

00:57:46.335 --> 00:57:47.500 align:center
90...
- Yes?

00:57:47.501 --> 00:57:48.709 align:center
47...
- Yes.

00:57:48.710 --> 00:57:49.750 align:center
20...
- Yes.

00:57:49.751 --> 00:57:50.709 align:center
47...
- Yes.

00:57:50.710 --> 00:57:52.667 align:center
48...
- What's the matter, Drum?

00:57:52.668 --> 00:57:54.376 align:center
Kaku!
- Kaku?

00:57:54.501 --> 00:57:55.543 align:center
Kaku?

00:57:55.751 --> 00:57:59.376 align:center
He is my Kaku.
I have an affair with him.

00:58:00.835 --> 00:58:05.375 align:center
Hey, make her pay a fine
of 10,000. No, seize her scooter.

00:58:05.376 --> 00:58:08.085 align:center
Yes, sir. - Tell the truth.
You'll be in trouble someday.

00:58:10.418 --> 00:58:12.042 align:center
It's only one-sided from her side.

00:58:12.043 --> 00:58:14.126 align:center
You can still win her.

00:58:15.335 --> 00:58:16.168 align:center
Me?

00:58:17.626 --> 00:58:19.542 align:center
"Chubby one! Chubby one!"

00:58:19.543 --> 00:58:20.918 align:center
No challan.

00:58:21.626 --> 00:58:23.043 align:center
Ms Dolly, you may leave.

00:58:25.376 --> 00:58:26.501 align:center
Thank you.

00:58:27.293 --> 00:58:28.293 align:center
"Chubby one!"

00:58:35.376 --> 00:58:36.584 align:center
"Chubby one!"

00:58:36.585 --> 00:58:37.792 align:center
No! No!

00:58:37.793 --> 00:58:41.085 align:center
No! God swear!
- Let her do it, Channi.

00:58:41.626 --> 00:58:43.167 align:center
Nothing will happen, Channi.

00:58:43.168 --> 00:58:44.292 align:center
You are a brave kid.
- Hey.

00:58:44.293 --> 00:58:45.667 align:center
Leave me.
- All right.

00:58:45.668 --> 00:58:47.876 align:center
Okay. Listen, I will be careful.

00:58:50.335 --> 00:58:51.460 align:center
No...

00:58:51.876 --> 00:58:53.126 align:center
Give me your hand.

00:58:53.668 --> 00:58:55.376 align:center
Do it.
- Yes, do it.

00:58:58.626 --> 00:59:00.585 align:center
Mom!

00:59:06.585 --> 00:59:11.959 align:center
One hits me with a stone.
Another hits me with a scale.

00:59:11.960 --> 00:59:16.501 align:center
Oh God! I will have
to treat myself now.

00:59:17.960 --> 00:59:19.585 align:center
Did you hit him with a stone?

00:59:24.585 --> 00:59:27.793 align:center
I just wanted to see whether
you can bandage someone or not.

00:59:28.543 --> 00:59:29.376 align:center
Have you seen it?

00:59:31.126 --> 00:59:33.293 align:center
No. I am still watching.

00:59:33.460 --> 00:59:37.585 align:center
Mr Gurnam Vadech, are
you trying to flirt with me?

00:59:37.835 --> 00:59:41.210 align:center
Who is trying? I am flirting.

00:59:45.293 --> 00:59:48.209 align:center
Listen, shall I hit him
with a stone again

00:59:48.210 --> 00:59:50.876 align:center
or find a new excuse to meet you?

00:59:52.335 --> 00:59:54.668 align:center
Anyway, we have studied
together at the school.

00:59:55.126 --> 00:59:56.835 align:center
But, I think that...

00:59:57.085 --> 00:59:59.043 align:center
our chemistry is getting better now.

01:00:08.543 --> 01:00:10.543 align:center
[Mellow music]

01:00:58.210 --> 01:00:59.001 align:center
Go on.

01:01:03.710 --> 01:01:04.876 align:center
What a weird thing it is.

01:01:05.960 --> 01:01:07.668 align:center
Even the snake and
the stick became friends.

01:01:08.251 --> 01:01:10.251 align:center
Thank god you
considered yourself a snake.

01:01:10.668 --> 01:01:12.835 align:center
Or else, you used to call me
a snake in childhood.

01:01:13.210 --> 01:01:14.710 align:center
Don't remind me of childhood.

01:01:15.751 --> 01:01:18.085 align:center
You remember, this place used to
get filled with so much water.

01:01:19.085 --> 01:01:21.793 align:center
We used to bathe all day.

01:01:22.585 --> 01:01:24.085 align:center
There was nothing to worry about.

01:01:24.876 --> 01:01:27.376 align:center
Those were the days.
Then came high school,

01:01:27.793 --> 01:01:30.793 align:center
nursing school, hospital job,

01:01:31.418 --> 01:01:32.710 align:center
and the life in Chandigarh...

01:01:33.585 --> 01:01:35.460 align:center
kept on running.

01:01:36.751 --> 01:01:38.460 align:center
I never got time for myself.

01:01:38.876 --> 01:01:41.210 align:center
Now I am thinking
of applying for an Australian visa.

01:01:41.501 --> 01:01:42.751 align:center
Same pinch.
- What?

01:01:43.460 --> 01:01:45.793 align:center
Not about Australia.
I am talking about the time.

01:01:46.918 --> 01:01:49.001 align:center
Earlier, I used
to take care of my dad.

01:01:49.876 --> 01:01:51.251 align:center
Then, I got Preet married.

01:01:51.835 --> 01:01:53.376 align:center
I never got time for myself.

01:01:54.210 --> 01:01:55.876 align:center
No one even took care of me.

01:01:56.710 --> 01:01:59.168 align:center
To top that, the whole
village calls me a jinx.

01:02:00.418 --> 01:02:02.751 align:center
Both of us are strugglers.

01:02:04.043 --> 01:02:05.293 align:center
But I have struggled more than you.

01:02:06.251 --> 01:02:07.376 align:center
Listen, Gurnam.

01:02:07.710 --> 01:02:09.168 align:center
I have to tell you the truth.

01:02:10.001 --> 01:02:12.293 align:center
I think it's important now.

01:02:14.376 --> 01:02:16.460 align:center
I got divorced.

01:02:16.835 --> 01:02:18.751 align:center
Okay.
- Did you already know?

01:02:19.918 --> 01:02:20.751 align:center
Divorce?

01:02:21.876 --> 01:02:24.126 align:center
I knew that you
would react like this.

01:02:24.418 --> 01:02:28.085 align:center
No one in the village knows
that I am divorced.

01:02:29.501 --> 01:02:31.085 align:center
The guy came from the UK.

01:02:31.585 --> 01:02:33.251 align:center
We became good friends.

01:02:34.085 --> 01:02:36.085 align:center
He asked me for marriage.

01:02:37.335 --> 01:02:40.043 align:center
Dad and others didn't like him.

01:02:40.793 --> 01:02:43.335 align:center
But I did a court marriage
against their wishes.

01:02:44.168 --> 01:02:46.001 align:center
I was dumb!

01:02:46.793 --> 01:02:51.293 align:center
He moved back to the UK
after a week and blocked me.

01:02:52.168 --> 01:02:55.168 align:center
I tried a lot to reach him.

01:02:56.376 --> 01:02:59.001 align:center
But I had learned my lesson.

01:03:02.501 --> 01:03:04.251 align:center
Dad forgave me.

01:03:04.668 --> 01:03:06.460 align:center
But I could not forgive myself.

01:03:07.960 --> 01:03:11.585 align:center
Sometimes, I wish to get
our childhood days back.

01:03:12.585 --> 01:03:14.585 align:center
They were beautiful days.

01:03:17.168 --> 01:03:18.793 align:center
What if I take you
back to childhood?

01:03:20.835 --> 01:03:21.668 align:center
How?

01:03:22.710 --> 01:03:24.168 align:center
Do you remember
there used to be a fair?

01:03:25.085 --> 01:03:27.876 align:center
Yes. - The panipuri seller
used to stand there.

01:03:28.335 --> 01:03:29.168 align:center
Yes.

01:03:29.376 --> 01:03:31.085 align:center
We used to eat a lot of panipuri.

01:03:31.251 --> 01:03:32.585 align:center
Yes.

01:03:33.543 --> 01:03:34.793 align:center
Would you like to eat some panipuri?

01:03:35.876 --> 01:03:36.710 align:center
Now?

01:03:38.335 --> 01:03:39.168 align:center
Will you?

01:03:40.168 --> 01:03:42.668 align:center
How?
- Reply to me first.

01:03:43.751 --> 01:03:44.585 align:center
Let's go.

01:03:49.001 --> 01:03:49.835 align:center
Hey!

01:03:55.918 --> 01:03:59.251 align:center
Ma'am, which type
of panipuri would you like to have?

01:03:59.751 --> 01:04:01.585 align:center
Wheat or semolina?

01:04:02.043 --> 01:04:04.960 align:center
Semolina.
- Okay. Have this.

01:04:06.085 --> 01:04:07.918 align:center
Wait. This is the plate.

01:04:08.501 --> 01:04:11.210 align:center
I am preparing the panipuri for you.

01:04:20.668 --> 01:04:21.501 align:center
It's not spicy enough.

01:04:22.001 --> 01:04:25.543 align:center
You always nitpick,
but never pay the whole amount.

01:04:28.335 --> 01:04:29.917 align:center
One arrow and two aims.

01:04:29.918 --> 01:04:32.501 align:center
Two bullets and four aims.
Would you like to try?

01:04:33.418 --> 01:04:37.168 align:center
Bring the gun here and shoot.

01:04:37.293 --> 01:04:39.668 align:center
Do it like this, aim like this.

01:04:40.001 --> 01:04:42.959 align:center
Don't move your shoulder while aiming.
- What are you doing?

01:04:42.960 --> 01:04:44.125 align:center
I am aiming.

01:04:44.126 --> 01:04:46.792 align:center
I am aiming, girl. Like this. Shoot!

01:04:46.793 --> 01:04:48.209 align:center
Shoot!

01:04:48.210 --> 01:04:50.751 align:center
[Laughing]

01:04:52.585 --> 01:04:56.168 align:center
Fair wrists. There are no
bangles on these wrists.

01:04:56.626 --> 01:05:01.585 align:center
Red bangles of size 2.4
will go on these hands.

01:05:02.168 --> 01:05:04.501 align:center
I don't want to wear red.
Give me yellow bangles.

01:05:04.918 --> 01:05:07.959 align:center
There are no yellow bangles.
You are very demanding.

01:05:07.960 --> 01:05:09.710 align:center
[Laughing]

01:05:11.376 --> 01:05:14.168 align:center
Do you remember the puppet show?

01:05:14.501 --> 01:05:17.710 align:center
They used to make
Rajasthani puppets dance.

01:05:18.293 --> 01:05:20.168 align:center
Yes.
- Will you watch the dance?

01:05:21.501 --> 01:05:22.793 align:center
The puppet dance.
- Show me.

01:05:24.168 --> 01:05:26.168 align:center
[Mellow music]

01:05:51.293 --> 01:05:53.293 align:center
[Mellow music]

01:05:56.835 --> 01:05:59.085 align:center
"I have started dreaming of you."

01:05:59.335 --> 01:06:01.543 align:center
"They have started
making me theirs."

01:06:01.751 --> 01:06:04.292 align:center
"I think about you the whole day."

01:06:04.293 --> 01:06:06.417 align:center
"Even the moon and stars
have started convincing us."

01:06:06.418 --> 01:06:08.875 align:center
"I am also forgetting myself."

01:06:08.876 --> 01:06:11.459 align:center
"I feel like I am near you."

01:06:11.460 --> 01:06:13.667 align:center
"I think about you the whole day."

01:06:13.668 --> 01:06:16.585 align:center
"I have put your photo
on the wallpaper."

01:06:20.668 --> 01:06:22.959 align:center
"I am your Kaka, you are my love."

01:06:22.960 --> 01:06:25.585 align:center
"I am your cute boy,
you are my Mona."

01:06:25.710 --> 01:06:28.376 align:center
"You are my Kaka, I am your love."

01:06:28.501 --> 01:06:30.417 align:center
"You are my cute boy,
I am your Mona."

01:06:30.418 --> 01:06:32.875 align:center
"I am your Kaka, you are my love."

01:06:32.876 --> 01:06:35.334 align:center
"I am your cute boy,
you are my Mona."

01:06:35.335 --> 01:06:37.792 align:center
"You are my Kaka, I am your love."

01:06:37.793 --> 01:06:40.460 align:center
"You are my cute boy,
I am your Mona."

01:06:42.876 --> 01:06:45.168 align:center
"You are my Kaka, I am your love."

01:06:46.835 --> 01:06:48.835 align:center
"You are my Kaka, I am your love."

01:06:50.501 --> 01:06:52.668 align:center
"I have forgotten eating, my love."

01:06:52.960 --> 01:06:55.043 align:center
"I have started liking you,
my love."

01:06:55.293 --> 01:06:57.750 align:center
"I get ready for you."

01:06:57.751 --> 01:07:00.335 align:center
"You have melted in my bones."

01:07:00.626 --> 01:07:03.000 align:center
"You stay in my eyes."

01:07:03.001 --> 01:07:05.375 align:center
"When I look around,
I see you laughing."

01:07:05.376 --> 01:07:07.875 align:center
"You walk with me like a shadow."

01:07:07.876 --> 01:07:10.418 align:center
"You tell me that you are mine."

01:07:14.543 --> 01:07:16.959 align:center
"I am your Kaka, you are my love."

01:07:16.960 --> 01:07:19.417 align:center
"I am your cute boy,
you are my Mona."

01:07:19.418 --> 01:07:21.834 align:center
"You are my Kaka, I am your love."

01:07:21.835 --> 01:07:24.334 align:center
"You are my cute boy,
I am your Mona."

01:07:24.335 --> 01:07:26.750 align:center
"I am your Kaka, you are my love."

01:07:26.751 --> 01:07:29.167 align:center
"I am your cute boy,
you are my Mona."

01:07:29.168 --> 01:07:31.667 align:center
"You are my Kaka, I am your love."

01:07:31.668 --> 01:07:34.585 align:center
"You are my cute boy,
I am your Mona."

01:07:40.626 --> 01:07:42.835 align:center
"I keep on waiting for you."

01:07:43.126 --> 01:07:45.501 align:center
"My Eid starts with you."

01:07:45.626 --> 01:07:47.876 align:center
"I don't like anything without you."

01:07:48.001 --> 01:07:50.667 align:center
"I need you every moment."

01:07:50.668 --> 01:07:53.250 align:center
"I will stay with you
like a shadow."

01:07:53.251 --> 01:07:55.625 align:center
"In every happy and sad moment."

01:07:55.626 --> 01:07:58.084 align:center
"I will not leave you halfway."

01:07:58.085 --> 01:08:00.585 align:center
"I will become an icon of love."

01:08:04.835 --> 01:08:07.334 align:center
"I am your Kaka, you are my love."

01:08:07.335 --> 01:08:09.709 align:center
"I am your cute boy,
you are my Mona."

01:08:09.710 --> 01:08:12.209 align:center
"You are my Kaka, I am your love."

01:08:12.210 --> 01:08:14.085 align:center
"You are my cute boy,
I am your Mona."

01:08:14.626 --> 01:08:16.959 align:center
"I am your Kaka, you are my love."

01:08:16.960 --> 01:08:19.459 align:center
"I am your cute boy,
you are my Mona."

01:08:19.460 --> 01:08:22.042 align:center
"You are my Kaka, I am your love."

01:08:22.043 --> 01:08:24.501 align:center
"You are my cute boy,
I am your Mona."

01:08:27.251 --> 01:08:30.001 align:center
"I am your Kaka, you are my love."

01:08:30.960 --> 01:08:34.585 align:center
"I am your Kaka, you are my love."

01:08:37.376 --> 01:08:39.417 align:center
"I am your Kaka, you are my love."

01:08:39.418 --> 01:08:41.917 align:center
"I am your cute boy,
you are my Mona."

01:08:41.918 --> 01:08:46.793 align:center
"You are my cute boy,
I am your Mona."

01:08:55.793 --> 01:08:58.918 align:center
I never thought that
you would be so selfish.

01:08:59.543 --> 01:09:03.543 align:center
You are also like him. Liar! Fraud!

01:09:03.876 --> 01:09:06.042 align:center
I am the crazy one who thought

01:09:06.043 --> 01:09:08.668 align:center
that I would have happiness
back in my life.

01:09:08.918 --> 01:09:11.001 align:center
Gurnam, I trusted you.

01:09:11.210 --> 01:09:14.293 align:center
I trusted you
and shared my feelings.

01:09:14.585 --> 01:09:16.876 align:center
I didn't know that you were acting.

01:09:17.543 --> 01:09:18.709 align:center
Listen to me.

01:09:18.710 --> 01:09:21.751 align:center
The whole knows that you
are searching for a married girl.

01:09:22.043 --> 01:09:23.710 align:center
That's why you started
following me, right?

01:09:24.085 --> 01:09:28.210 align:center
Let's assume that you will become
a billionaire after the marriage.

01:09:28.793 --> 01:09:30.793 align:center
What will happen to me then?

01:09:31.126 --> 01:09:32.376 align:center
Where will I go?

01:09:33.043 --> 01:09:35.876 align:center
What if you don't become
a billionaire after marriage?

01:09:36.460 --> 01:09:39.376 align:center
Will you leave me, Gurnam?
Did you think about me?

01:09:39.668 --> 01:09:41.960 align:center
No. Because you only thought

01:09:42.210 --> 01:09:43.834 align:center
that you would win the lottery,

01:09:43.835 --> 01:09:47.126 align:center
and you would live
a royal life after that.

01:09:47.751 --> 01:09:50.876 align:center
Gurnam, the whole
village calls you a jinx.

01:09:51.251 --> 01:09:54.876 align:center
They are right.
You jinxed my happiness.

01:09:56.043 --> 01:09:58.251 align:center
The whole village wishes...

01:09:58.626 --> 01:10:00.251 align:center
for your death
just after your birth.

01:10:01.126 --> 01:10:04.001 align:center
Now, I also wish that you die.

01:10:04.501 --> 01:10:07.376 align:center
Because, after today, Gurnam Vadech,

01:10:07.501 --> 01:10:09.001 align:center
you are dead to me.

01:10:14.543 --> 01:10:17.835 align:center
'The whole village
calls you a jinx.'

01:10:18.543 --> 01:10:19.960 align:center
'They are right.'

01:10:21.585 --> 01:10:23.501 align:center
'The whole village wishes...'

01:10:24.168 --> 01:10:25.793 align:center
'for your death
just after your birth.'

01:10:26.543 --> 01:10:29.293 align:center
'Now, I also wish that you die.'

01:10:29.710 --> 01:10:31.376 align:center
'Because, after today,
Gurnam Vadech,'

01:10:32.126 --> 01:10:33.793 align:center
'you are dead to me.'

01:10:36.085 --> 01:10:38.835 align:center
'The whole village wishes that.
I also wish the same.'

01:10:39.126 --> 01:10:41.585 align:center
'You are dead to me.
You are a jinx.'

01:10:41.793 --> 01:10:44.000 align:center
'The whole village
calls you a jinx.'

01:10:44.001 --> 01:10:46.001 align:center
'You are dead to me.'

01:10:50.335 --> 01:10:53.834 align:center
Hey, Kaka, stop!

01:10:53.835 --> 01:10:55.876 align:center
Kaka!

01:10:56.001 --> 01:10:58.042 align:center
Hey, stop!

01:10:58.043 --> 01:11:00.876 align:center
Stop!

01:11:03.876 --> 01:11:06.376 align:center
Kaka, you have...

01:11:06.543 --> 01:11:09.875 align:center
won a lottery of...

01:11:09.876 --> 01:11:12.251 align:center
ten crores!

01:11:13.168 --> 01:11:15.168 align:center
[Joyful music]

01:11:24.126 --> 01:11:26.293 align:center
"Kaka was born."

01:11:26.460 --> 01:11:28.584 align:center
"The problems arrived."

01:11:28.585 --> 01:11:30.750 align:center
"Why was he born?"

01:11:30.751 --> 01:11:33.293 align:center
"The problems arrived."

01:11:44.085 --> 01:11:46.501 align:center
How much?
- Ten crores!

01:11:48.168 --> 01:11:50.375 align:center
"Kaka was born."

01:11:50.376 --> 01:11:52.625 align:center
"The problems arrived."

01:11:52.626 --> 01:11:54.625 align:center
"Why was he born?"

01:11:54.626 --> 01:11:58.335 align:center
"The problems arrived."

01:11:59.168 --> 01:12:01.085 align:center
"Kaka was born."

01:12:03.585 --> 01:12:05.460 align:center
"The problems arrived."

01:12:16.710 --> 01:12:18.501 align:center
Fill it with money.

01:12:18.793 --> 01:12:21.543 align:center
Fame will lick my feet, Kartar.

01:12:22.501 --> 01:12:25.209 align:center
Now, I will have a big house,
an iPhone,

01:12:25.210 --> 01:12:27.750 align:center
an expensive car,
and a beautiful woman.

01:12:27.751 --> 01:12:31.085 align:center
I will have everything,
and the world will be jealous.

01:12:31.293 --> 01:12:33.085 align:center
They will watch with jealousy.
- What?

01:12:34.376 --> 01:12:37.585 align:center
I have won the lottery.
Put ten crores in this.

01:12:38.793 --> 01:12:41.501 align:center
Are you here to buy ladyfingers?
"Put ten crores in this."

01:12:41.668 --> 01:12:44.710 align:center
It will take a month. A person
from the company will be here.

01:12:44.876 --> 01:12:46.960 align:center
They will check your credibility
and then give you money.

01:12:47.501 --> 01:12:49.293 align:center
Does that mean you can do nothing?

01:12:51.293 --> 01:12:54.085 align:center
There is. I have this.
Groom your hair.

01:12:54.210 --> 01:12:56.709 align:center
I will hit you with this.

01:12:56.710 --> 01:13:00.460 align:center
Joke with your family.
I am ten crores richer than you.

01:13:02.126 --> 01:13:03.668 align:center
Understood? Poor man!

01:13:06.626 --> 01:13:07.876 align:center
Let's go, charioteer!

01:13:09.710 --> 01:13:10.585 align:center
Hey!

01:13:10.793 --> 01:13:12.793 align:center
[Yay-ing]

01:13:25.460 --> 01:13:28.085 align:center
"A dumb person is dancing.
May god save the world."

01:13:32.001 --> 01:13:32.876 align:center
[Yay-ing]

01:13:38.626 --> 01:13:40.418 align:center
Yeah!

01:13:40.835 --> 01:13:42.167 align:center
[Yay-ing]

01:13:42.168 --> 01:13:43.793 align:center
Kaka is here.

01:13:45.793 --> 01:13:48.418 align:center
Yeah!
- My son, come here.

01:13:48.960 --> 01:13:52.667 align:center
Congratulations! Welcome, Kaka.

01:13:52.668 --> 01:13:55.668 align:center
[Yay-ing]

01:14:02.876 --> 01:14:06.167 align:center
Our billionaire Kaka is here.

01:14:06.168 --> 01:14:07.918 align:center
[Yay-ing]

01:14:08.710 --> 01:14:10.793 align:center
My lovely brother.
Have some sweet curd.

01:14:11.043 --> 01:14:13.626 align:center
The king will only take
a sugar-free diet from now on.

01:14:13.876 --> 01:14:15.793 align:center
Okay then. I will make tea for you.
- Tea?

01:14:16.251 --> 01:14:19.335 align:center
Coffee. The one foreigners drink.
What is it called?

01:14:20.126 --> 01:14:20.918 align:center
Cappuccino.

01:14:23.626 --> 01:14:25.710 align:center
Come here, sir.

01:14:28.793 --> 01:14:31.085 align:center
Where is it?

01:14:32.460 --> 01:14:35.960 align:center
Where is it?

01:14:36.376 --> 01:14:38.501 align:center
Did you hide my lottery?

01:14:38.835 --> 01:14:40.085 align:center
Where is it?

01:14:40.460 --> 01:14:42.250 align:center
'Kaka, come out.'

01:14:42.251 --> 01:14:44.418 align:center
[Celebrating]

01:14:45.251 --> 01:14:48.585 align:center
It's here. My lottery!

01:14:55.418 --> 01:14:59.750 align:center
"Even a black cat changes
its path after seeing him."

01:14:59.751 --> 01:15:04.125 align:center
"Ghosts and witches
stay away from him."

01:15:04.126 --> 01:15:08.501 align:center
"All evil things stay
away from him."

01:15:08.876 --> 01:15:14.626 align:center
"All black magic fails against him."

01:15:14.751 --> 01:15:18.667 align:center
"Kaka was born,
the problem arrived."

01:15:18.668 --> 01:15:21.250 align:center
"Why was he born?"

01:15:21.251 --> 01:15:23.793 align:center
"The problems arrived."

01:15:45.460 --> 01:15:49.125 align:center
Even the goodness is ashamed.
Such a good boy, Kaka is.

01:15:49.126 --> 01:15:52.543 align:center
We might have done some good
deeds to get Kaka as our neighbour.

01:15:52.960 --> 01:15:54.918 align:center
Kaka is our village's pride.

01:15:55.460 --> 01:15:57.918 align:center
Kaka is another name for innocence.

01:15:58.376 --> 01:16:02.293 align:center
I miss him when he doesn't come
to my shop for a day.

01:16:03.085 --> 01:16:05.876 align:center
He is my golden egg-laying hen.

01:16:06.085 --> 01:16:08.168 align:center
He is the arrow
that I shot in darkness.

01:16:08.960 --> 01:16:12.793 align:center
Kaku is still my life.

01:16:13.418 --> 01:16:17.876 align:center
Brother. Friend. You know who he is?

01:16:18.376 --> 01:16:20.168 align:center
Kaka!

01:16:20.668 --> 01:16:23.293 align:center
Did you see it, grandfather?
This is what happens with me.

01:16:23.876 --> 01:16:27.085 align:center
The god opened the way and
then hung a 'No entry' board.

01:16:27.751 --> 01:16:29.709 align:center
You must be thinking
if it was necessary for me

01:16:29.710 --> 01:16:31.001 align:center
to throw petrol upon myself.

01:16:31.126 --> 01:16:32.293 align:center
What an actor!

01:16:32.585 --> 01:16:34.125 align:center
If I wanted to die,
I could hang myself,

01:16:34.126 --> 01:16:36.001 align:center
drink pesticide, cut my nerve.

01:16:37.210 --> 01:16:39.626 align:center
That could have saved
the lottery ticket, not me.

01:16:41.793 --> 01:16:44.251 align:center
I survived now. I might
have survived then, too.

01:16:45.918 --> 01:16:47.876 align:center
I think I am a jinx for myself, too.

01:16:48.710 --> 01:16:52.585 align:center
Now, if the villagers find out what
happened with my lottery ticket,

01:16:53.043 --> 01:16:55.460 align:center
they will kill me with taunts.

01:16:56.001 --> 01:16:58.875 align:center
Oh God! There is no happiness
in winning a lottery.

01:16:58.876 --> 01:17:00.668 align:center
There is no breath
of relief in this life.

01:17:01.043 --> 01:17:02.585 align:center
You don't care about me.

01:17:03.960 --> 01:17:09.418 align:center
[Religious chanting]

01:17:09.626 --> 01:17:11.960 align:center
[Religious chanting]

01:17:12.085 --> 01:17:14.000 align:center
[Religious chanting]

01:17:14.001 --> 01:17:15.668 align:center
My king son.

01:17:17.460 --> 01:17:19.668 align:center
Are you going to roam around?
Go ahead. Good.

01:17:20.918 --> 01:17:23.168 align:center
I am going to collect
the land's rent.

01:17:23.460 --> 01:17:27.001 align:center
Land's rent? Leave it.

01:17:28.043 --> 01:17:31.501 align:center
You should enjoy. Do what kings do.

01:17:31.751 --> 01:17:32.793 align:center
What?

01:17:33.293 --> 01:17:34.460 align:center
Time waste.

01:17:35.376 --> 01:17:37.043 align:center
We only have two acres of land.

01:17:37.751 --> 01:17:38.876 align:center
After two years,

01:17:39.501 --> 01:17:40.876 align:center
you can play games there.

01:17:41.418 --> 01:17:43.835 align:center
Yes. Have some coffee.

01:17:44.751 --> 01:17:48.251 align:center
You could have given me tea. I have
heard that coffee gives acidity.

01:17:48.668 --> 01:17:50.043 align:center
My lovely brother!

01:17:50.293 --> 01:17:52.876 align:center
It doesn’t give acid reflux
to billionaires. Take it.

01:17:54.668 --> 01:17:55.710 align:center
Preet,

01:17:56.251 --> 01:17:58.251 align:center
get some sweets for him.

01:17:58.793 --> 01:18:01.167 align:center
Oh yes. Your brother-in-law

01:18:01.168 --> 01:18:02.459 align:center
brought a special sweet for you.

01:18:02.460 --> 01:18:03.668 align:center
I will bring it right away.

01:18:06.710 --> 01:18:09.043 align:center
You didn't need to do that, brother.

01:18:09.626 --> 01:18:12.126 align:center
Kaka, listen to me.

01:18:15.001 --> 01:18:17.793 align:center
Do you remember the thing you
said about an insurance company?

01:18:20.168 --> 01:18:23.585 align:center
Listen, if I please you today,

01:18:23.793 --> 01:18:26.210 align:center
then you will help me
with money in the future.

01:18:27.626 --> 01:18:29.751 align:center
You will at least give me

01:18:30.376 --> 01:18:32.293 align:center
around 10-15 lakhs
from your ten crores, right?

01:18:38.585 --> 01:18:41.376 align:center
Kaka, if you want
to have new clothes, shoes,

01:18:41.585 --> 01:18:43.251 align:center
or mobile recharge,

01:18:43.501 --> 01:18:45.042 align:center
don't trouble yourself.

01:18:45.043 --> 01:18:46.585 align:center
Tell me.

01:18:46.751 --> 01:18:48.751 align:center
If I understand your needs today,

01:18:48.960 --> 01:18:51.085 align:center
my needs will be
fulfilled in the future.

01:18:51.501 --> 01:18:54.584 align:center
You'll at least give me around 10-15
lakhs from your ten crores, right?

01:18:54.585 --> 01:18:56.626 align:center
Now, I will fulfil my dreams.

01:18:56.876 --> 01:18:58.709 align:center
I want to open a tea shop
with glass walls.

01:18:58.710 --> 01:19:01.168 align:center
I will name it
'Kaka's friend's tea shop.'

01:19:01.335 --> 01:19:02.793 align:center
'Snake tea Shop.'

01:19:03.751 --> 01:19:05.585 align:center
I won't waste my whole life here.

01:19:05.876 --> 01:19:07.793 align:center
I have to think about my future.

01:19:07.960 --> 01:19:10.376 align:center
You will receive around ten crores.

01:19:10.710 --> 01:19:13.209 align:center
You'll give around 10-15 lakhs
to your younger brother, right?

01:19:13.210 --> 01:19:15.085 align:center
If you have any word in the village

01:19:15.210 --> 01:19:17.917 align:center
related to the Aadhar card,
ration card, pan card, green card,

01:19:17.918 --> 01:19:20.335 align:center
you will have to come
to your sister-in-law.

01:19:20.626 --> 01:19:23.209 align:center
Also, you will at least
give around 10-15 lakhs

01:19:23.210 --> 01:19:25.792 align:center
to your sister-in-law
from your 10 crores, right?

01:19:25.793 --> 01:19:30.000 align:center
I had seen this
future 22 years ago.

01:19:30.001 --> 01:19:32.375 align:center
Once you become a billionaire,

01:19:32.376 --> 01:19:34.168 align:center
don't forget to tell everyone that

01:19:34.293 --> 01:19:35.959 align:center
I was the only person

01:19:35.960 --> 01:19:38.960 align:center
who believed that you
would have a royal life.

01:19:39.085 --> 01:19:42.293 align:center
When you send customers to me,

01:19:42.543 --> 01:19:45.751 align:center
then only I will find a way
to make you a bigger king.

01:19:45.918 --> 01:19:48.917 align:center
Also, you will at least
give around 10-15 lakhs

01:19:48.918 --> 01:19:51.293 align:center
to this saint
from your 10 crores, right?

01:19:51.876 --> 01:19:55.500 align:center
We will support each other for our
old days because we are neighbours.

01:19:55.501 --> 01:19:58.085 align:center
From your 10 crores, you
will give at least 10-15 lakhs

01:19:58.335 --> 01:20:00.501 align:center
to your brother
and sister-in-law, right?

01:20:00.876 --> 01:20:02.293 align:center
You should take a photo with me.

01:20:02.876 --> 01:20:05.001 align:center
I will make a big copy
and put it here.

01:20:05.126 --> 01:20:06.335 align:center
Customers will be attracted.

01:20:07.085 --> 01:20:09.085 align:center
Also, when I pay respect to you,

01:20:09.710 --> 01:20:11.501 align:center
I will have lucky days
in the future.

01:20:12.293 --> 01:20:15.210 align:center
Also, from your 10 crores,
you will give at least 10-15 lakhs

01:20:15.793 --> 01:20:18.918 align:center
to your uncle, right?

01:20:19.210 --> 01:20:20.834 align:center
If someone even dares
to look toward you,

01:20:20.835 --> 01:20:22.625 align:center
even give an evil eye to you,

01:20:22.626 --> 01:20:26.585 align:center
I will beat him so much
that he will never forget.

01:20:26.710 --> 01:20:28.667 align:center
Also, if you will
serve our sir today,

01:20:28.668 --> 01:20:30.376 align:center
he will support you in the future.

01:20:32.210 --> 01:20:33.293 align:center
Tell me one thing.

01:20:33.626 --> 01:20:35.626 align:center
From your 10 crores, you
will give at least 10-15 lakhs

01:20:36.043 --> 01:20:39.710 align:center
to your childhood friend, right?

01:20:42.168 --> 01:20:44.168 align:center
God, please make
my reel a hit this time.

01:20:44.293 --> 01:20:46.710 align:center
Hey, Kaka! Listen!

01:20:48.251 --> 01:20:51.668 align:center
Listen! Upload my reel.

01:20:53.001 --> 01:20:54.125 align:center
Will that make your voice melodious?

01:20:54.126 --> 01:20:56.500 align:center
No, that may not happen. But
your luck is in favour these days.

01:20:56.501 --> 01:20:58.418 align:center
What if my reel becomes a hit?

01:20:58.543 --> 01:21:00.000 align:center
I will also become successful.

01:21:00.001 --> 01:21:02.960 align:center
The day you find the truth,
everything will go away too.

01:21:03.626 --> 01:21:05.626 align:center
What?
- Nothing. Give it.

01:21:08.918 --> 01:21:10.209 align:center
It's done. Be happy.

01:21:10.210 --> 01:21:11.959 align:center
Thank you, bro.

01:21:11.960 --> 01:21:13.585 align:center
Do it.
- No!

01:21:14.543 --> 01:21:16.293 align:center
See! I even got a like.

01:21:17.835 --> 01:21:19.501 align:center
Oh God!

01:21:20.126 --> 01:21:22.043 align:center
Oh God!

01:21:23.168 --> 01:21:24.625 align:center
Oh God!

01:21:24.626 --> 01:21:27.001 align:center
Why do you take so many drugs
that your head hurts so much?

01:21:27.543 --> 01:21:29.667 align:center
I have left drugs.

01:21:29.668 --> 01:21:30.751 align:center
You did that?

01:21:31.001 --> 01:21:32.460 align:center
Yes.

01:21:33.168 --> 01:21:34.376 align:center
For how many days?

01:21:36.085 --> 01:21:39.250 align:center
It's only been one day.

01:21:39.251 --> 01:21:42.543 align:center
Do you know? Not doing
drugs increases your lifespan.

01:21:42.960 --> 01:21:44.335 align:center
That's why!

01:21:45.543 --> 01:21:49.043 align:center
That's why this one day
felt like a year.

01:21:49.626 --> 01:21:51.293 align:center
How did you come up with this good idea?

01:21:51.626 --> 01:21:53.585 align:center
Because of Kaka.

01:21:54.001 --> 01:21:56.793 align:center
He doesn't like it
when I take drugs.

01:21:57.793 --> 01:21:59.501 align:center
I also want to keep him happy

01:22:00.251 --> 01:22:03.043 align:center
until he receives
his lottery amount.

01:22:03.376 --> 01:22:04.960 align:center
Oh God!

01:22:06.626 --> 01:22:08.876 align:center
My mouth is getting dry.

01:22:09.626 --> 01:22:10.751 align:center
Oh God!

01:22:12.168 --> 01:22:15.293 align:center
You rocked, man!

01:22:15.626 --> 01:22:17.834 align:center
No one can compare to you!
- Bittu!

01:22:17.835 --> 01:22:20.459 align:center
Bittu! - Yes?
- Your phone is ringing.

01:22:20.460 --> 01:22:22.543 align:center
Singers' phones always keep ringing.

01:22:23.293 --> 01:22:24.751 align:center
Let me see who it is.

01:22:24.876 --> 01:22:26.876 align:center
[Message beep sound]

01:22:28.501 --> 01:22:31.834 align:center
Oh God! Sister,
my reel became a hit.

01:22:31.835 --> 01:22:33.710 align:center
My reel became a hit!

01:22:34.585 --> 01:22:36.793 align:center
Look at the comments!
I am also getting new followers.

01:22:38.335 --> 01:22:41.043 align:center
What a great thing!
I became famous.

01:22:41.168 --> 01:22:43.209 align:center
Singers without auto-tune?

01:22:43.210 --> 01:22:45.917 align:center
Yes. People like my reels.

01:22:45.918 --> 01:22:48.667 align:center
Look at the comments.
My reel has gone viral.

01:22:48.668 --> 01:22:51.585 align:center
Thank you, God. Kaka, I love you!

01:22:51.710 --> 01:22:53.710 align:center
Kaka?
- It's because of Kaka.

01:22:54.168 --> 01:22:56.334 align:center
I have uploaded so many reels.
None of them became viral.

01:22:56.335 --> 01:22:59.084 align:center
This is the first reel, Kaka
uploaded, and it has gone viral.

01:22:59.085 --> 01:23:00.751 align:center
Comments are coming.

01:23:01.793 --> 01:23:03.960 align:center
Villagers call him
a jinx for nothing.

01:23:04.251 --> 01:23:06.251 align:center
Love you, Kaka.
You are lucky for me.

01:23:06.376 --> 01:23:08.875 align:center
Wait! I am coming to you.
Where are you?

01:23:08.876 --> 01:23:10.334 align:center
Kaka!

01:23:10.335 --> 01:23:13.585 align:center
Listen, Kaka. This is Ekam,
and this is you.

01:23:13.710 --> 01:23:15.500 align:center
Who is in the middle?
- That's Bittu.

01:23:15.501 --> 01:23:18.250 align:center
He is not here yet.
Once he finds out that

01:23:18.251 --> 01:23:20.585 align:center
you have an affair with his sister,

01:23:20.793 --> 01:23:23.460 align:center
he will beat you
with his cricket bat.

01:23:23.710 --> 01:23:24.585 align:center
Do you know how?

01:23:26.585 --> 01:23:27.417 align:center
Like this!

01:23:27.418 --> 01:23:29.417 align:center
Yeah!
- Hey, Kaka!

01:23:29.418 --> 01:23:32.960 align:center
I won't flirt with your sister!

01:23:33.543 --> 01:23:35.585 align:center
"Kaka was born!"

01:23:37.460 --> 01:23:39.042 align:center
"Kaka was born!"

01:23:39.043 --> 01:23:42.710 align:center
Hey!
- Hey, Kaka!

01:23:42.835 --> 01:23:44.625 align:center
Wait!

01:23:44.626 --> 01:23:47.292 align:center
Hey!
- Run!

01:23:47.293 --> 01:23:50.125 align:center
Wait for me!
- Kaka!

01:23:50.126 --> 01:23:52.126 align:center
Hey, wait!

01:23:53.626 --> 01:23:55.543 align:center
I won't leave him.

01:23:57.918 --> 01:23:59.918 align:center
I won't leave him.

01:24:00.626 --> 01:24:02.793 align:center
Hey, Kaka!

01:24:03.293 --> 01:24:06.084 align:center
Please don't hit me.
- I am not here to hit you.

01:24:06.085 --> 01:24:07.418 align:center
I wanted to say that I loved you.

01:24:07.710 --> 01:24:09.376 align:center
My reel got viral.

01:24:09.626 --> 01:24:13.334 align:center
Why are you running?
- Because both of you are running.

01:24:13.335 --> 01:24:16.543 align:center
Run!

01:24:18.960 --> 01:24:20.543 align:center
Listen!
- Yes, sir.

01:24:21.585 --> 01:24:23.710 align:center
Am I the only one
hearing these sounds?

01:24:24.335 --> 01:24:26.375 align:center
Sir, I can also hear them.

01:24:26.376 --> 01:24:28.168 align:center
Looks like something has
happened in the village.

01:24:28.710 --> 01:24:30.626 align:center
No worries. I will handle it.

01:24:30.960 --> 01:24:33.167 align:center
Sir is on a different level.

01:24:33.168 --> 01:24:36.292 align:center
Oh man!

01:24:36.293 --> 01:24:38.876 align:center
Hey!

01:25:00.626 --> 01:25:02.668 align:center
Kaka, what are you doing here?

01:25:02.793 --> 01:25:05.960 align:center
I am waiting for the fish to come
out to play Ludo with them.

01:25:06.085 --> 01:25:07.085 align:center
So much anger?

01:25:08.543 --> 01:25:09.751 align:center
You have a right to become angry.

01:25:10.251 --> 01:25:12.585 align:center
I talked too much that day.

01:25:14.001 --> 01:25:16.375 align:center
Even you have calmed down
after I won the lottery.

01:25:16.376 --> 01:25:18.792 align:center
Do you think that I care
about your lottery? - Yes.

01:25:18.793 --> 01:25:20.167 align:center
I am here to warn you.

01:25:20.168 --> 01:25:22.460 align:center
All villagers are eyeing
your prize money.

01:25:22.626 --> 01:25:24.875 align:center
They act differently in front
of you and behind your back.

01:25:24.876 --> 01:25:26.585 align:center
Where did this snake
leave its poison today?

01:25:26.876 --> 01:25:28.085 align:center
Why are you talking so sweetly?

01:25:28.418 --> 01:25:30.460 align:center
You were the one who lied to me.

01:25:30.585 --> 01:25:34.001 align:center
I really loved you.
Hence, I am standing here.

01:25:34.918 --> 01:25:35.751 align:center
Oh!

01:25:37.251 --> 01:25:38.085 align:center
Thank you.

01:25:39.043 --> 01:25:41.960 align:center
What do you think? Are the
villagers playing a game with me?

01:25:42.460 --> 01:25:43.335 align:center
Yes.

01:25:44.460 --> 01:25:48.293 align:center
Since the day I won the lottery,
I have gone from the jinx

01:25:48.626 --> 01:25:52.167 align:center
to a good boy, caring man,
and a helping person.

01:25:52.168 --> 01:25:53.793 align:center
I can clearly see
their true colours.

01:25:54.668 --> 01:25:56.876 align:center
It's the first time I've gotten
some respect in my life.

01:25:57.376 --> 01:25:58.835 align:center
I thought I could have some fun.

01:25:59.293 --> 01:26:01.751 align:center
Then, I played a game with them.

01:26:04.251 --> 01:26:07.460 align:center
All of them expected money from me.

01:26:08.210 --> 01:26:10.585 align:center
I also presented conditions to them.

01:26:10.960 --> 01:26:12.501 align:center
Don't worry about insurance.

01:26:13.126 --> 01:26:15.751 align:center
My sister should stay happy.

01:26:16.168 --> 01:26:18.460 align:center
Listen, brother-in-law.
She always supports you.

01:26:19.043 --> 01:26:21.418 align:center
You never take her on a trip.

01:26:21.793 --> 01:26:24.835 align:center
You can at least give her jewellery
or gift her something.

01:26:25.335 --> 01:26:27.792 align:center
When you think about Preet,

01:26:27.793 --> 01:26:29.585 align:center
I will think about you.

01:26:30.251 --> 01:26:33.750 align:center
"Kaka! Kaka is very smart. He
has a clean heart like white paint."

01:26:33.751 --> 01:26:35.667 align:center
"He always keeps laughing
and never complains."

01:26:35.668 --> 01:26:37.584 align:center
"He thinks about everyone,
a sane guy."

01:26:37.585 --> 01:26:41.250 align:center
"Kaka! Kaka is very smart. He
has a clean heart like white paint."

01:26:41.251 --> 01:26:43.167 align:center
"He always keeps laughing
and never complains."

01:26:43.168 --> 01:26:44.918 align:center
"He thinks about everyone,
a sane guy."

01:26:45.043 --> 01:26:47.501 align:center
Requirements can be fulfilled.

01:26:47.960 --> 01:26:51.126 align:center
But, from today onward,
leave that Jiya behind, okay?

01:26:57.376 --> 01:27:01.085 align:center
Since the day those thieves escaped,
your name has been ruined.

01:27:02.126 --> 01:27:05.585 align:center
We will discuss other things later.
First, catch that thief.

01:27:05.876 --> 01:27:07.876 align:center
[Comical music]

01:27:12.876 --> 01:27:14.501 align:center
I will definitely make
your future beautiful.

01:27:15.126 --> 01:27:16.918 align:center
But you will have
to stop doing drugs.

01:27:17.835 --> 01:27:20.875 align:center
You can't run a glass-walled
tea shop while doing drugs.

01:27:20.876 --> 01:27:25.293 align:center
We will run a drug-free campaign and
put your photo on that in future.

01:27:25.793 --> 01:27:27.251 align:center
Satta, ex-druggie!

01:27:27.460 --> 01:27:29.543 align:center
[Joyful music]

01:27:32.668 --> 01:27:35.501 align:center
Uncle Kartar, I will
definitely bring luck.

01:27:35.668 --> 01:27:38.376 align:center
But you will also have to
move forward with the world.

01:27:38.876 --> 01:27:41.876 align:center
Internet! Online lottery!

01:27:42.418 --> 01:27:44.293 align:center
Think about that.

01:27:48.585 --> 01:27:50.251 align:center
We will for sure think
about the next election.

01:27:50.668 --> 01:27:54.001 align:center
But first, think about the poor who
helped you become a village head.

01:27:54.210 --> 01:27:56.460 align:center
Do some work in the village first.

01:28:06.251 --> 01:28:08.376 align:center
I will send a lot of people to you.

01:28:08.585 --> 01:28:11.460 align:center
You can even construct
a big place here with the money.

01:28:12.376 --> 01:28:13.710 align:center
Sister-in-law, you also
need to do one more thing.

01:28:14.335 --> 01:28:16.293 align:center
Tell all the people of the village

01:28:16.585 --> 01:28:19.793 align:center
to go and get their palm read from
that saint under the banyan tree.

01:28:20.335 --> 01:28:21.585 align:center
"Hey, Kaka!"

01:28:27.835 --> 01:28:30.001 align:center
You will have to do
a small thing for me.

01:28:30.501 --> 01:28:33.960 align:center
You have to say only one thing to
all the villagers who come to you.

01:28:34.376 --> 01:28:36.959 align:center
They need to buy a policy
from the insurance agent

01:28:36.960 --> 01:28:38.168 align:center
named Satinder Singh.

01:28:39.043 --> 01:28:39.960 align:center
"Hey, Kaka!"

01:28:46.585 --> 01:28:47.460 align:center
"Hey, Kaka!"

01:28:48.835 --> 01:28:50.834 align:center
We will only help each other

01:28:50.835 --> 01:28:52.459 align:center
when you stop looking at our home.

01:28:52.460 --> 01:28:54.918 align:center
You care about the whole world
except yourself.

01:28:55.126 --> 01:28:57.750 align:center
No looking around on this side.
Stay on your side.

01:28:57.751 --> 01:28:59.543 align:center
Don't take any interest
in others' lives.

01:28:59.668 --> 01:29:01.293 align:center
Only think about each other.

01:29:02.126 --> 01:29:05.625 align:center
"Kaka is a smart man. He has
a clean heart like white paint."

01:29:05.626 --> 01:29:07.542 align:center
"He always keeps laughing,
never complains."

01:29:07.543 --> 01:29:09.626 align:center
"He thinks about everyone,
a sane man."

01:29:11.251 --> 01:29:13.459 align:center
"Kaka was born."

01:29:13.460 --> 01:29:16.376 align:center
You did so much just to have fun.

01:29:17.626 --> 01:29:21.460 align:center
Everyone is hoping that
you will share the lottery prize.

01:29:22.085 --> 01:29:24.793 align:center
You will share it, right?
Or did you change your mind?

01:29:25.376 --> 01:29:27.001 align:center
How can I tell you?

01:29:27.418 --> 01:29:28.501 align:center
What happened?

01:29:28.876 --> 01:29:30.876 align:center
Shall I tell you the truth?
- Yes.

01:29:31.126 --> 01:29:34.042 align:center
I have won the lottery,
but I won't get the money.

01:29:34.043 --> 01:29:35.793 align:center
Why?
- It got wet.

01:29:36.543 --> 01:29:38.293 align:center
What?
- It got wet.

01:29:38.418 --> 01:29:40.293 align:center
What?
- It got wet.

01:29:41.335 --> 01:29:42.834 align:center
The day you slapped me,

01:29:42.835 --> 01:29:44.959 align:center
I became emotional
and went to commit suicide.

01:29:44.960 --> 01:29:48.043 align:center
I sprayed petrol on myself.
The ticket was in my pocket.

01:29:48.793 --> 01:29:49.668 align:center
The ticket became wet.

01:29:51.293 --> 01:29:52.959 align:center
I lost the ticket...

01:29:52.960 --> 01:29:54.418 align:center
along with the lottery money.

01:29:55.543 --> 01:29:58.376 align:center
Does that mean
I became a jinx for you?

01:29:58.501 --> 01:30:00.793 align:center
Hey, don't say that.

01:30:01.585 --> 01:30:04.835 align:center
Sorry, Kaka. I didn't know
that all this would happen.

01:30:05.168 --> 01:30:06.376 align:center
Don't say sorry, Ekam.

01:30:07.418 --> 01:30:10.293 align:center
You did what I deserved.

01:30:10.460 --> 01:30:13.876 align:center
I have no right to play
with people's emotions for money.

01:30:15.626 --> 01:30:19.085 align:center
Tell me one thing. I am not going
to get the prize money now.

01:30:19.835 --> 01:30:21.043 align:center
Will you still stay with me?

01:30:22.085 --> 01:30:22.876 align:center
I will!

01:30:23.543 --> 01:30:24.793 align:center
But I have a condition.
- Hmm?

01:30:26.126 --> 01:30:27.210 align:center
You won't lie.

01:30:28.126 --> 01:30:29.001 align:center
I won't lie.

01:30:30.126 --> 01:30:31.710 align:center
And now, Kaka,

01:30:32.585 --> 01:30:34.250 align:center
when those lottery distributors
will come tomorrow,

01:30:34.251 --> 01:30:35.667 align:center
everyone will hope that

01:30:35.668 --> 01:30:39.085 align:center
you will share the prize money.
But you have to tell the truth.

01:30:39.918 --> 01:30:43.085 align:center
'Tell the truth.' They will
tear me apart in a way that...

01:30:43.376 --> 01:30:44.960 align:center
even a cobbler won't
be able to repair me.

01:30:46.585 --> 01:30:48.501 align:center
Kaka, tell the truth.

01:30:49.793 --> 01:30:50.668 align:center
Okay.

01:30:51.168 --> 01:30:53.460 align:center
Aw! I love you, Kaku.

01:30:53.793 --> 01:30:54.668 align:center
Don't say that.

01:30:56.043 --> 01:30:58.043 align:center
[Suspenseful music]

01:31:09.043 --> 01:31:10.168 align:center
He is still not here.

01:31:12.585 --> 01:31:13.418 align:center
Where is he?

01:31:14.543 --> 01:31:16.793 align:center
Where is that company employee?

01:31:16.960 --> 01:31:18.876 align:center
He will come on time, right?

01:31:19.501 --> 01:31:21.959 align:center
He will bring ten crores.
It will obviously take time.

01:31:21.960 --> 01:31:24.001 align:center
Yes. It will take time.

01:31:24.376 --> 01:31:25.793 align:center
Yes, right.

01:31:27.501 --> 01:31:28.501 align:center
Oh!

01:31:30.126 --> 01:31:31.376 align:center
Where is he?

01:31:33.460 --> 01:31:34.750 align:center
Listen to me!

01:31:34.751 --> 01:31:36.793 align:center
What?
- Huh?

01:31:38.501 --> 01:31:41.210 align:center
I want to tell the truth...

01:31:41.710 --> 01:31:43.209 align:center
to all of you.

01:31:43.210 --> 01:31:44.960 align:center
Truth? What?

01:31:45.501 --> 01:31:46.376 align:center
What?

01:31:49.001 --> 01:31:51.917 align:center
You are today's chief guest.

01:31:51.918 --> 01:31:54.000 align:center
Whatever you say,
we will consider it true.

01:31:54.001 --> 01:31:55.876 align:center
Yeah.
- Right.

01:31:56.293 --> 01:31:59.751 align:center
Actually, the truth is that...

01:32:00.960 --> 01:32:03.668 align:center
the lottery's ticket...
- Yeah?

01:32:04.418 --> 01:32:06.209 align:center
A lottery ticket...

01:32:06.210 --> 01:32:08.125 align:center
Say it, Kaka.

01:32:08.126 --> 01:32:11.001 align:center
A lottery ticket...
- Yes!

01:32:12.710 --> 01:32:14.876 align:center
Say something.

01:32:15.251 --> 01:32:17.667 align:center
Say something, Kaka.
- Tell us.

01:32:17.668 --> 01:32:21.126 align:center
It got stolen!
- It got stolen?

01:32:22.960 --> 01:32:25.042 align:center
It got stolen!
Where did you keep it?

01:32:25.043 --> 01:32:27.001 align:center
In my shirt's pocket?
- Was your shirt stolen?

01:32:27.210 --> 01:32:28.251 align:center
I am wearing it right now.

01:32:28.501 --> 01:32:29.585 align:center
Was your pocket cut from the side?

01:32:30.001 --> 01:32:32.334 align:center
The pocket is also there.
- Then where is the ticket?

01:32:32.335 --> 01:32:33.834 align:center
I am telling you it's stolen.

01:32:33.835 --> 01:32:37.376 align:center
Why didn't you get
robbed with it? Jinx!

01:32:37.668 --> 01:32:40.501 align:center
I told you already
that his horoscope is not right.

01:32:40.876 --> 01:32:43.750 align:center
His horoscope is not wrong.
These policemen are wrong.

01:32:43.751 --> 01:32:45.875 align:center
You have these huge bellies.

01:32:45.876 --> 01:32:47.960 align:center
You couldn't even catch a thief.
- Yes.

01:32:48.168 --> 01:32:51.376 align:center
Hey, policy agent, look
at the way you are talking.

01:32:51.793 --> 01:32:53.793 align:center
Hey, make him lie down.

01:32:54.418 --> 01:32:56.210 align:center
Let me tell him
how thieves are caught.

01:32:57.793 --> 01:32:59.500 align:center
Sir, they are lying down.

01:32:59.501 --> 01:33:05.250 align:center
Make him lie down.
- Sir, they are lying down.

01:33:05.251 --> 01:33:06.792 align:center
Make him lie down.

01:33:06.793 --> 01:33:09.500 align:center
Sir, they are lying down.

01:33:09.501 --> 01:33:11.000 align:center
Who?
- Thieves!

01:33:11.001 --> 01:33:13.251 align:center
Thieves!
- Thieves?

01:33:15.335 --> 01:33:17.000 align:center
Take the ticket from them.

01:33:17.001 --> 01:33:19.668 align:center
Whoever gets the ticket
from them will get the prize.

01:33:20.251 --> 01:33:22.500 align:center
What? Run!

01:33:22.501 --> 01:33:25.668 align:center
Thief!
- Come on, run!

01:33:26.126 --> 01:33:29.793 align:center
Thief!
- Catch them!

01:33:29.960 --> 01:33:31.876 align:center
They are running away.

01:33:49.126 --> 01:33:50.875 align:center
Kaka!
- Calm down for a minute.

01:33:50.876 --> 01:33:53.459 align:center
You only care for the fart.
Things are a mess here.

01:33:53.460 --> 01:33:54.585 align:center
Huh!

01:33:56.085 --> 01:33:56.960 align:center
Sir!

01:33:58.710 --> 01:33:59.626 align:center
Move back.

01:34:00.543 --> 01:34:01.876 align:center
Come on, sit.

01:34:02.751 --> 01:34:03.793 align:center
Let's go!

01:34:04.918 --> 01:34:06.209 align:center
Sir!

01:34:06.210 --> 01:34:08.209 align:center
This stick is digging into my skin.

01:34:08.210 --> 01:34:10.625 align:center
Let it dig in.
It's a matter of ten crores.

01:34:10.626 --> 01:34:12.417 align:center
Nothing will happen.

01:34:12.418 --> 01:34:15.459 align:center
Hey! Hey!

01:34:15.460 --> 01:34:16.834 align:center
Wait! Wait!

01:34:16.835 --> 01:34:19.668 align:center
Show me your palm.

01:34:21.710 --> 01:34:24.793 align:center
Oh no! Your death will happen
while riding a bicycle.

01:34:28.876 --> 01:34:30.001 align:center
Oh God!

01:34:30.710 --> 01:34:31.585 align:center
Hey!

01:34:32.626 --> 01:34:34.918 align:center
Hello! I will call back later.

01:34:35.335 --> 01:34:36.792 align:center
Who is calling?
- It's a client.

01:34:36.793 --> 01:34:38.376 align:center
It must be from a girl.

01:34:38.543 --> 01:34:40.667 align:center
You have another woman!

01:34:40.668 --> 01:34:44.876 align:center
I have no other woman.
Let's catch the thief!

01:34:50.335 --> 01:34:52.168 align:center
Ms Dolly, please sit.

01:34:58.418 --> 01:35:00.960 align:center
You won't escape!
- "Kaka was born."

01:35:02.626 --> 01:35:05.293 align:center
"Kaka was born."

01:35:05.668 --> 01:35:09.335 align:center
"Kaka was born."

01:35:11.293 --> 01:35:14.250 align:center
Move!
- Ask him.

01:35:14.251 --> 01:35:15.459 align:center
Hey, where is the lottery ticket?

01:35:15.460 --> 01:35:18.251 align:center
Ask him.
- Sir, leave us.

01:35:18.376 --> 01:35:20.293 align:center
Move!
- Give us the lottery ticket.

01:35:21.543 --> 01:35:24.084 align:center
Beat them!
- Where is the ticket?

01:35:24.085 --> 01:35:27.875 align:center
Where is the lottery ticket? Tell us!
- Ask them.

01:35:27.876 --> 01:35:28.876 align:center
Where is the lottery?

01:35:29.043 --> 01:35:32.292 align:center
Sir, we know nothing.
What lottery are you talking about?

01:35:32.293 --> 01:35:33.250 align:center
Are you going to tell us,

01:35:33.251 --> 01:35:34.668 align:center
or should I kill you in an encounter?
- Stop it!

01:35:35.710 --> 01:35:37.543 align:center
Huh?
- Huh?

01:35:37.876 --> 01:35:41.501 align:center
I will tell you the truth.
- What truth remains to be told now?

01:35:41.835 --> 01:35:44.168 align:center
The lottery ticket was not stolen.

01:35:44.460 --> 01:35:47.585 align:center
What? - It didn't get stolen.
- It was spared.

01:35:49.251 --> 01:35:51.084 align:center
It became wet.
- Wet?

01:35:51.085 --> 01:35:54.375 align:center
Wet!
- I won't get any prize.

01:35:54.376 --> 01:35:56.001 align:center
It got wet!

01:35:56.710 --> 01:35:58.751 align:center
Think again and then speak.

01:35:58.918 --> 01:36:01.500 align:center
Did it become wet,
or get stolen, or did you tear it?

01:36:01.501 --> 01:36:03.793 align:center
Think about the
family you were born in.

01:36:04.668 --> 01:36:06.709 align:center
I used to handle the office
of the electricity board.

01:36:06.710 --> 01:36:08.876 align:center
Please shut up.

01:36:09.210 --> 01:36:10.960 align:center
Try to stay silent sometimes.

01:36:11.793 --> 01:36:14.417 align:center
Hey, agent, tell us if we
will get the money or not.

01:36:14.418 --> 01:36:15.876 align:center
The person from
the company will arrive.

01:36:16.418 --> 01:36:17.835 align:center
He will check the ticket
and then give the money.

01:36:18.210 --> 01:36:20.500 align:center
I have already spent 3-4 lakhs
because of him.

01:36:20.501 --> 01:36:22.917 align:center
Oh God! He has drowned me.

01:36:22.918 --> 01:36:25.376 align:center
Does that mean
my insurance company won't open?

01:36:26.126 --> 01:36:28.335 align:center
Kaka, you're not joking, are you?

01:36:28.668 --> 01:36:30.001 align:center
I didn't expect this from you.

01:36:30.168 --> 01:36:32.709 align:center
You cheated your friend, cheater.

01:36:32.710 --> 01:36:34.085 align:center
I already suspected...

01:36:34.251 --> 01:36:36.250 align:center
how this jinx could bring us joy.

01:36:36.251 --> 01:36:37.668 align:center
You made a fool of us!

01:36:37.835 --> 01:36:40.792 align:center
Sadik, leave them. Hit him.

01:36:40.793 --> 01:36:41.668 align:center
Yes!

01:36:42.168 --> 01:36:44.500 align:center
Sir is on a different level.

01:36:44.501 --> 01:36:45.751 align:center
Move aside!
- I dare you...

01:36:45.960 --> 01:36:47.710 align:center
to touch him.

01:36:47.918 --> 01:36:50.585 align:center
Who are you to blame him?

01:36:51.043 --> 01:36:52.668 align:center
Are you going to hit him?

01:36:52.793 --> 01:36:55.084 align:center
You couldn't catch
the thief for a month.

01:36:55.085 --> 01:36:58.085 align:center
Also, the whole village is
distressed because of your greed.

01:36:58.251 --> 01:37:00.667 align:center
If you start respecting
your uniform a bit,

01:37:00.668 --> 01:37:02.293 align:center
people will start respecting you.

01:37:02.543 --> 01:37:03.876 align:center
Mr Bhagwant, what about you?

01:37:04.960 --> 01:37:08.793 align:center
You know why the lord
didn't give you a child?

01:37:09.335 --> 01:37:11.793 align:center
Because you made
other families fight.

01:37:12.543 --> 01:37:14.542 align:center
Now, when you have
started paying attention,

01:37:14.543 --> 01:37:17.335 align:center
the lord has given such
a beautiful thing to you.

01:37:17.460 --> 01:37:18.918 align:center
Meet, tell him.

01:37:20.626 --> 01:37:21.460 align:center
Really?
- Hmm.

01:37:21.835 --> 01:37:23.460 align:center
You, the village leader!

01:37:23.710 --> 01:37:25.501 align:center
You didn't spend
that money for nothing.

01:37:25.918 --> 01:37:28.293 align:center
You were given that money
for people's service.

01:37:28.418 --> 01:37:31.750 align:center
You might win the next election
because of your deeds.

01:37:31.751 --> 01:37:34.085 align:center
Mr Magar, why do you need money?

01:37:34.210 --> 01:37:36.792 align:center
Where will you even spend?
On those fraud girls?

01:37:36.793 --> 01:37:39.709 align:center
You know you would have
gone through a big scam.

01:37:39.710 --> 01:37:41.585 align:center
Kaka saved you.

01:37:42.168 --> 01:37:45.542 align:center
And, Channi, a friend, is not
the one who makes you do drugs.

01:37:45.543 --> 01:37:47.792 align:center
He is the one
who saves you from drugs.

01:37:47.793 --> 01:37:50.250 align:center
If you had done a bit
of hard work in your life,

01:37:50.251 --> 01:37:52.960 align:center
you could have opened
the shop on your own.

01:37:53.418 --> 01:37:54.710 align:center
And, you! The godman!

01:37:54.960 --> 01:37:56.960 align:center
You are the one who started this.

01:37:57.085 --> 01:38:00.375 align:center
You were the one who made him
addicted to your palm reading.

01:38:00.376 --> 01:38:02.084 align:center
He believed that.

01:38:02.085 --> 01:38:05.042 align:center
If you had guided him
to work hard with those palms,

01:38:05.043 --> 01:38:07.085 align:center
this wouldn't have happened.

01:38:07.210 --> 01:38:09.793 align:center
And, brother-in-law, you are
the employer of the month.

01:38:09.960 --> 01:38:13.376 align:center
You also got the commission.
Do you know who is behind all that?

01:38:13.501 --> 01:38:15.167 align:center
It's because of Kaka.

01:38:15.168 --> 01:38:17.250 align:center
You wanted the lottery prize, right?

01:38:17.251 --> 01:38:19.167 align:center
Your wife is the real prize.

01:38:19.168 --> 01:38:22.750 align:center
Her happiness is your prize,
which was lost because of you.

01:38:22.751 --> 01:38:26.543 align:center
Preet, your brother, fulfilled
his duty, even in a joke.

01:38:27.876 --> 01:38:31.001 align:center
All of you did so much in greed.

01:38:31.251 --> 01:38:34.000 align:center
He always thought
that he would become a king.

01:38:34.001 --> 01:38:37.460 align:center
What does a king do? Bring
happiness to his people, right?

01:38:37.585 --> 01:38:39.543 align:center
He didn't even become a king. Still,

01:38:39.710 --> 01:38:43.168 align:center
he still wanted to share
his lottery prize with you.

01:38:43.376 --> 01:38:46.085 align:center
He is the same Kaka
whom you call a jinx.

01:38:46.376 --> 01:38:47.543 align:center
He is silly like that.

01:38:53.085 --> 01:38:54.751 align:center
Kaka, I am sorry, man.

01:38:55.751 --> 01:38:56.668 align:center
Please forgive me.

01:38:58.751 --> 01:38:59.918 align:center
Dad.
- Yeah?

01:39:00.251 --> 01:39:02.835 align:center
Don't you think that both
of them have an affair?

01:39:04.335 --> 01:39:06.417 align:center
It's not called an affair,
it's called love.

01:39:06.418 --> 01:39:08.876 align:center
Oh! The one that Kaka and I have.

01:39:09.376 --> 01:39:10.376 align:center
Silly!

01:39:10.960 --> 01:39:13.751 align:center
Didn't you see?
I already used to say

01:39:14.126 --> 01:39:18.376 align:center
that my son will make his
grandfather and father proud.

01:39:18.543 --> 01:39:21.085 align:center
My son is my lottery prize.

01:39:21.376 --> 01:39:24.668 align:center
Prakash Kaur,
if you were alive today,

01:39:25.335 --> 01:39:26.543 align:center
you would have proudly said that

01:39:27.251 --> 01:39:29.667 align:center
your son was a diamond.

01:39:29.668 --> 01:39:31.335 align:center
Yes!

01:39:31.960 --> 01:39:33.960 align:center
[Clapping]

01:39:43.460 --> 01:39:47.126 align:center
'Directed by - Gurlove Singh Ratol.'

01:39:48.168 --> 01:39:50.168 align:center
[Buffalo bellows]

01:39:51.751 --> 01:39:52.668 align:center
Hey?
- Huh!

01:39:55.001 --> 01:39:57.376 align:center
Dad, here is your hot milk.

01:39:58.668 --> 01:39:59.668 align:center
May god bless you
with a long life, dear!

01:40:00.668 --> 01:40:03.085 align:center
Your arrival has brought
happiness to this home.

01:40:03.210 --> 01:40:05.168 align:center
Or else everyone
called this house a jinx.

01:40:05.418 --> 01:40:06.042 align:center
Yes.

01:40:06.043 --> 01:40:08.168 align:center
The jinx is the one who has
brought her after marriage.

01:40:09.626 --> 01:40:11.168 align:center
Yes.

01:40:13.168 --> 01:40:15.168 align:center
[Humming]

01:40:40.335 --> 01:40:41.668 align:center
Oh!

01:40:46.335 --> 01:40:47.376 align:center
Kaka!

01:40:55.043 --> 01:40:57.043 align:center
[Coin shining]

01:40:58.918 --> 01:41:04.626 align:center
Dad! Gold coins have slipped
out of Grandpa's photo.

01:41:06.460 --> 01:41:08.168 align:center
They are worth crores.

01:41:09.960 --> 01:41:11.335 align:center
Huh?

01:41:12.960 --> 01:41:14.960 align:center
[Mellow music]

01:41:22.001 --> 01:41:24.460 align:center
"You stay drunk for the whole day."

01:41:26.543 --> 01:41:28.960 align:center
"Sitting on the cot since morning."

01:41:31.001 --> 01:41:33.292 align:center
"You stay drunk for the whole day."

01:41:33.293 --> 01:41:35.543 align:center
"Sitting on the cot since morning."

01:41:35.793 --> 01:41:40.084 align:center
"I cry for my bad luck."

01:41:40.085 --> 01:41:42.292 align:center
"You distributed money."

01:41:42.293 --> 01:41:44.584 align:center
"Either you leave the alcohol."

01:41:44.585 --> 01:41:46.875 align:center
"Or drop me off at my home."

01:41:46.876 --> 01:41:48.875 align:center
"Either you leave the alcohol."

01:41:48.876 --> 01:41:51.084 align:center
"Or drop me off at my home."

01:41:51.085 --> 01:41:53.835 align:center
"It stays silently in the bottle."

01:41:55.960 --> 01:41:58.668 align:center
"It never says bad
things to anyone."

01:42:00.210 --> 01:42:02.710 align:center
"It stays silently in the bottle."

01:42:02.918 --> 01:42:05.001 align:center
"It never says bad
things to anyone."

01:42:05.210 --> 01:42:07.293 align:center
"It stays with me like friends."

01:42:07.501 --> 01:42:11.917 align:center
"It behaves like a friend.
I can't live without it."

01:42:11.918 --> 01:42:16.085 align:center
"Forgive me, my life.
I can't leave the alcohol."

01:42:16.251 --> 01:42:20.793 align:center
"Forgive me, my life.
I can't leave the alcohol."

01:42:29.835 --> 01:42:34.417 align:center
"Only God knows in which
pocket you keep it hidden."

01:42:34.418 --> 01:42:38.959 align:center
"You eat it and groom your beard."

01:42:38.960 --> 01:42:41.250 align:center
"You eat it and..."

01:42:41.251 --> 01:42:43.376 align:center
"groom your beard."

01:42:43.501 --> 01:42:47.835 align:center
"I am so done with it."

01:42:47.960 --> 01:42:50.293 align:center
"Where have you hidden it?"

01:42:50.460 --> 01:42:52.542 align:center
"Either you leave alcohol"

01:42:52.543 --> 01:42:54.750 align:center
"or drop me off at my home."

01:42:54.751 --> 01:42:57.084 align:center
"Either you leave alcohol"

01:42:57.085 --> 01:42:59.292 align:center
"or drop me off at my home."

01:42:59.293 --> 01:43:01.584 align:center
"It's a single treatment for..."

01:43:01.585 --> 01:43:03.751 align:center
"hundred diseases, darling."

01:43:03.876 --> 01:43:08.001 align:center
"It can open eyes, treat palsy.
The whole world knows that."

01:43:08.418 --> 01:43:12.376 align:center
"The person stays in their own
world, the whole world knows that."

01:43:13.168 --> 01:43:15.210 align:center
"The one who eats it,"

01:43:15.418 --> 01:43:19.709 align:center
"the one who eats it
can fight with anyone."

01:43:19.710 --> 01:43:21.875 align:center
"Forgive me, darling."

01:43:21.876 --> 01:43:23.960 align:center
"I can't leave the alcohol."

01:43:24.168 --> 01:43:25.917 align:center
"Forgive me, darling."

01:43:25.918 --> 01:43:28.710 align:center
"I can't leave the alcohol."

01:43:37.751 --> 01:43:42.376 align:center
"All of your druggie
friends are opium addicts."

01:43:42.585 --> 01:43:46.460 align:center
"They help you eat it in the
morning, making me go crazy."

01:43:46.918 --> 01:43:51.001 align:center
"They help you eat it in the
morning, making me go crazy."

01:43:51.668 --> 01:43:53.875 align:center
"You speak English
after drinking alcohol."

01:43:53.876 --> 01:43:58.167 align:center
"You speak weird English,
which is another trouble."

01:43:58.168 --> 01:44:02.418 align:center
"Either you stop drinking
or drop me off at my home."

01:44:02.751 --> 01:44:07.209 align:center
"Either you stop drinking
or drop me off at my home."

01:44:07.210 --> 01:44:11.709 align:center
"Drinking alcohol
is a sign of royalty."

01:44:11.710 --> 01:44:15.918 align:center
"This freedom of life
will not come again."

01:44:16.293 --> 01:44:20.585 align:center
"This freedom of life
will not come again."

01:44:21.001 --> 01:44:23.084 align:center
"My breath runs on it."

01:44:23.085 --> 01:44:27.584 align:center
"My breath runs on it.
I can't survive without it."

01:44:27.585 --> 01:44:31.918 align:center
"Forgive me, my life.
I can't leave alcohol."

01:44:32.085 --> 01:44:36.668 align:center
"Forgive me, my life.
I can't leave alcohol."

01:44:36.918 --> 01:44:39.126 align:center
"You always laugh
and play with your friends."

01:44:41.251 --> 01:44:43.501 align:center
"You always throw slurs at me."

01:44:45.835 --> 01:44:48.001 align:center
"You always laugh
and play with your friends."

01:44:48.251 --> 01:44:50.250 align:center
"You always throw slurs at me."

01:44:50.251 --> 01:44:52.542 align:center
"Where should I go?"

01:44:52.543 --> 01:44:57.000 align:center
"Where should I go?
The house seems lonely to me."

01:44:57.001 --> 01:45:01.251 align:center
"Either you stop drinking
or drop me off at my home."

01:45:01.626 --> 01:45:06.042 align:center
"Either you stop drinking
or drop me off at my home."

01:45:06.043 --> 01:45:08.585 align:center
"What kind of friendship is that?"

01:45:10.710 --> 01:45:13.418 align:center
"I love you more than my life."

01:45:14.918 --> 01:45:17.543 align:center
"What kind of friendship is that?"

01:45:17.668 --> 01:45:19.917 align:center
"I love you more than my life."

01:45:19.918 --> 01:45:22.085 align:center
"You have imprinted on my bones."

01:45:22.210 --> 01:45:26.375 align:center
"You have imprinted on my bones.
No doctor can take you out."

01:45:26.376 --> 01:45:30.751 align:center
"Forgive me, my life.
I can't leave alcohol."

01:45:31.001 --> 01:45:35.001 align:center
"Forgive me, my life.
I can't leave alcohol."

01:45:35.543 --> 01:45:39.793 align:center
"If you won't leave drinking,
let me drink too."

01:45:40.126 --> 01:45:44.460 align:center
"Forgive me, my love.
I can't drop you off at your home."

01:45:44.585 --> 01:45:49.293 align:center
"Forgive me, my love.
I can't drop you off at your home."

01:45:49.418 --> 01:45:52.460 align:center
[Audience applauding]