Filman Likhdan Gurlove Singh Ratol.
Dank Studios.
[Conch Shell Sound]
[Temple Bell Ringing]
[Conch Shell and Temple Bell Sound playing together]
Hail to the Lord!
"Hail to the Lord."
Hail to the Lord. - "Hail to the Lord."
"Hail to the Lord."
The light of your life will arrive at your home.
The one who will solve all the problems.
The one who will live a life like a king.
A son who will take away the darkness of the world.
[Energetic Music playing in the background]
Hail to the Lord!
"Hail to the Lord." "Hail to the Lord."
The saint's words came true.
And after one year,
the boy was born.
'Kaka Jamm Peya.'
It was announced on the loudspeaker of the Gurudwara
that a boy was born in my home.
But the boy was bad luck for everyone.
The nurse couldn't even fully deliver the happy news.
She had an epileptic seizure.
The happiness of the boy's birth got lost
when Prakash Kaur died just after giving birth.
I lovingly picked the kid in my arms,
and my backbone cracked.
I haven't been able to get up from the cot since that day.
Villagers were confused
whether they should congratulate for the boy's birth
or console for Prakash Kaur's death.
I saw him growing up while lying on the cot.
My dad and my son
always used to play.
The elder sister, Preet, and the boy,
always kept fighting.
Neighbours bought a new buffalo.
My son excitedly fed it.
The next day...
The boy always stayed alone.
He used to mess a lot with Ekamjot.
Then, one day, the boy met him.
The lines of your hands tell that
one day, you will be a king.
Your destiny shows a royal life.
Royal Life!
Gradually...
our boy became a cracker.
[Fused cracker sound]
Congratulations.
[baby crying]
"Even the black cat changes its way after seeing him."
"Ghosts and witches stay away from him."
"All bad entities stay away from him."
"Black magic is nothing against him."
"The boy took birth, and the problem arrived."
"Why was he born?"
"The problem arrived."
"May God never give a barren land, a nasty child to anyone."
"He grew up to start playing games with elders."
"Even with a body like a bull, he plays games."
"When he arrived, the bad luck arrived."
"The boy took birth, and the problem arrived."
"Why was he born? The problem arrived."
"The problem arrived."
[Door creaks]
[Buffalo bellows]
Nice! The king is going
to meet the subjects.
I have evaluated it, my son.
You are like a homoeopathic medicine.
If there is no harm, there is also no benefit.
What say?
Go and collect the money from the renter of our lands.
I hear news of the success of other boys.
But you, moron, only get me grievances.
Say something!
Give a reply to your dad.
Dad, you ask me to reply.
If I reply to you, you will say that I talk back.
You are anyway sitting on my roots.
It's not like you are a tree so that I can sit on your roots.
You have been on the cot for the last thirty years.
Your roots have shaken.
Yes. You are right, son.
I picked a jinx that day.
Don't you get bored with doing nothing? Have some shame.
At least think about the family you were born into.
I am your father.
I retired from the electricity board.
I still receive my pension while lying on the cot.
My dad was an army leader under the Queen.
He won so many medals.
Hey! Why are you shaming the family? Do something!
Why should I?
My destiny has a royal life written in it.
Do it when your dad becomes a king. Do something for now.
I am doing. - What?
Preparation for the royal life.
How are you preparing?
By wasting time.
Have you ever heard a king repairing punctures before becoming a king?
Or sell fast food like you?
He will kill me with worry.
Then, after I'm gone, he will take all my property.
You only have two acres of land. Don't call it like it's a lot.
What could you even do, even if it was 500?
What a waste of a man who works even after owning 500 acres of land.
Don't listen to these common folks. I am leaving. - Hey!
Hey, boy!
Hey! Hey...
Hey, boy!
Listen to me, boy.
Ah!
[Farting]
Ahh!
Once my royal time starts, I'll hire a full-time nurse for you.
You can fart all day while lying.
Drink tea, have gas, and fart. Eat a biscuit, have gas, and fart.
Eat bread, have gas, and fart.
You should try beat boxing with farts.
Welcome, son. - Greetings, dad! - Greetings.
Greetings.
Listen, is this how you should be?
Why?
I should sit on your lap. There is no chair to sit in.
Huh! - Go and get one.
Are you doing well, dear? - Yes, dad.
Are you alright? - Uncle!
Get lost! - Huh!
Looks like you have to work now.
Hey!
Have a seat.
Sit, brother-in-law. - Have a seat.
Huh!
You should ask about your brother-in-law.
Why didn't you come to pick us up from the bus stop?
It's not like I am driving a taxi.
How many people can even sit on that motorcycle!
He could have come on the motorcycle with you.
I could have taken an auto. - Yes.
It's nice that you came together.
That's what we are saying. You never respect your brother-in-law.
Look, it's not respect. It's free labour you are asking for.
At least do that for me. I had to go to complete someone's policy work.
I am not free like you. What the hell, man!
Policy work is also not easy. - Yes.
Do you know how much hard work it requires? - Yes.
It must be hard. You couldn't even buy a scooter until now.
Yeah, right!
[Laughing]
Only a few people can enjoy on Dad's pension.
Isn't it right?
You never have to work, only have fun.
These are the people who buy policies.
Look at him! - Look at him!
Look here.
[Farting]
Ahh!
[Laughing]
You also have nothing to do, like me. - We have things to do.
Go and get busy then. It's not a circus here.
It's no less than a circus.
Sister-in-law! - Yes?
You know, owner-less dogs have a special quality.
No matter who fights, they meddle and get beaten in others' fights.
Hey! Did you call me a dog?
I only said that today. She calls you a dog every day.
[Puppy whimpering sound]
What is this?
[Bike approaching]
Hey, the fly killer!
Are there no customers even today?
You show me your face every morning.
How will I get a customer?
As if there would be a line otherwise.
What would even a customer do here?
There are more mosquitoes than items.
People have started buying lottery tickets on the internet these days.
But you have a place like a pigeonry.
Put a computer here
so that a gentleman would want to buy a lottery ticket here.
Did I ask for your advice?
Sit.
Hey, Bittu! - Dad, I am leaving.
Did you only find him
to befriend in the whole village?
Oh God! You could have done something good for me.
Uncle, there is a snake! - Wait, you moron!
I have never seen your dad happy.
He is irritated with everyone.
Forget him. Let's make a reel.
Hello, guys! We are going to sing a new song.
[Singing song]
- Shut up!
You idiot, I will throw you under the tyre
if you don't stop singing these weird songs.
Hey, man! Because of these reels,
people search me with 'That Underscore South Indian Sardar'.
The day my reel becomes viral, you will tell the whole village that
Bittu is my friend.
Okay then. The day I become a king,
I will make you my personal Tansen.
When will you become a king?
Pretty soon.
I think someone has jinxed me.
Jinxed? And you?
This reminds me of something.
Will you help with a breakup?
Whose? - My friend's.
Whose girlfriend?
My girlfriend.
Do you have a girlfriend?
Man, she is someone else's girlfriend.
I want her to break up with her boyfriend, so she becomes mine.
You moron!
I will charge 500.
Take this. - Put it in my pocket.
[Laughing]
Yeah!
"Yeah, Kaka!"
"Yeah! Yeah!"
"He is a jinxed boy."
"He is a jinxed boy. Jinxed boy!"
"Kaka..."
"He is a jinxed boy."
"Jinxed boy. Kaka..."
"Yeah! Yeah!"
"He is a jinxed boy."
"Jinxed boy"
[Motorbike approaching]
[People talking in the background]
[Forehead slapping sound]
The jinx is here.
I am leaving. The jinx is here.
Hello, uncle.
The jinx is here. Please God, save me.
Oh, no!
Hello, uncle! What's up?
Man, go there. I am already losing.
Let me tell you a story about him.
He got hurt once. He walked like this.
The doctor said, "It's good for you."
"Dogs won't follow you." Uncle asked, "Why?"
The doctor said, "When the dog tries to follow you,
it will think that you have picked something."
Uncle has picked something.
[Laughing sound]
Cursed be your face.
[Laughing sound]
Chunni! - Yes.
Give me a tea.
[Cup rubbing sound]
Where is tea? - Where is the money?
Looks like you have nothing to make tea.
Once my royal days start,
I will open a tea shop with glass walls for you.
Really? - Yes.
Hmm!
We'll see it when the time arrives. First, clear your previous dues.
Then, I will serve you tea.
It's 475.50 rupees.
Here are 500 rupees.
Don't ever taunt about money
to my Kaku.
Madam Dolly.
Don't trouble yourself.
Kaku, how many times have I told you
not to call me Dolly, but Doll.
I have also told you so many times.
It's not a doll, it's called a drum.
Hey! You!
Kaka, tea.
Kaku.
Come to my dispensary, and I'll bandage you up.
[Laughing sound]
Who is he? - Ask him yourself.
I have never seen you before. You're enjoying a lot.
Why won't I? A movie is running there.
This colourful program runs here every week.
Biro is a modern woman. - Biro is a modern woman.
She can do whatever she wants.
Whether she leaves Mangi or runs with someone else.
Whether she leaves Mangi or...
What are you saying? - Shut up!
Do you know more than I do? Am I the village head or you?
Do you know the law? Do you know how to arbitrate?
Do you know how to sign?
Do you know how to fight an election?
You only know how to get ready and roam around in the village.
You have nothing else. Sit straight.
He is Mangi. He took a loan and never paid it off.
His wife is asking him to pay the loan or else she will divorce him.
But, how will Biro benefit from the divorce?
Don't tell this to anyone.
Biro has an affair with the recovery agent.
Oh! - Yes.
Really? How do you know?
I am the recovery agent.
[Laughing]
Either you'll do the loan recovery or get married.
When I had a conversation over the call,
the person was Biro.
Today I found out that it's a he.
It would be better if I could recover the loan.
I will do that for you. - Really?
I will charge 500. - Done.
I have decided that the decision will be taken in Biro's favour.
The decision will be taken in Biro's favour.
Oh God!
Does anyone have any questions? - Yes, sir.
Who will pay for the loan?
Loan? Which loan? - Which loan?
The one that Mangi has taken. You have decided in Biro's favour.
Mangi will now have to pay for both, the loan and Biro.
If she takes a divorce,
she will take an amount of approximately fifteen lakh rupees.
This poor man will also have to pay for loan recovery.
Mangi, you will be buried under loans. Be smart.
Pay around rupees ten lakhs to the bank,
and spend your life with her.
Ma'am, give the verdict in favour of Mangi.
Or else, he will commit suicide,
and you'll be held responsible. - Oh God!
Brother, you too!
You will also be held responsible.
Don't complain when you'll have to pick stones from lentils in jail.
And, we will be in trouble.
Ask me how? - How?
When you go to jail, we'll have to find a new village head.
Isn't it a trouble? Don't we have anything else to do?
You should take the path of truth and decide in Mangi's favour.
Long live the revolution!
- Shut up!
"Jinxed boy!"
If you have to pick between a snake and Kaka,
first, hold Kaka hostage.
Don't know what kind of a crime we committed
that we got them as neighbours.
When this Jinx enters my shop,
I earn nothing the whole day.
He is more dangerous than a black cat.
Kaka is another name for bad luck.
Sir has seen him from close.
He is an innocent bird.
You know what a cunning person is? Kaka.
Kaku...
is my life.
My lord, here is your offering for this week. How are you?
How nice! My king is here. Give it here.
Listen, you already have such a nasty face, and you further ruin it.
What's the matter?
Your horoscope doesn't look happy with you.
No one is happy with me.
Don't care about petty things.
Not everyone has a royal destiny.
You should pay some money along with offerings to me.
I can pay you money.
Tell me, why are my royal days not coming?
Listen, you know your work, right?
Tell me truthfully, you are not like those Punjabi singers, right?
"My voice has no power, but I am no less than anyone."
Hey, don't think about useless things.
Think about when you become a billionaire,
you will be famous everywhere.
I am your fan because of these words.
Oh my darling saint,
do something. Start my good days. - Pay me 11000.
What?
I only have a hundred rupees.
You can't even make a policeman happy
with this much, let alone a horoscope.
All right, take 500.
Make the elements of my horoscope dance.
Okay!
Kaka, I see a hitch in your royal days.
Marriage. Your good days will only start after your marriage.
Find a girl, get married and become a king.
Really?
Girls, the king has arrived.
You jinx! May you get in trouble!
What can even a horoscope do? You are a jinx even for them.
[Laughing]
Kaka, call that saint to our home.
We will treat him well.
He is asking for help finding a girl for him.
The family will suffer who marries their girl to him.
You are right, dad.
They will ask about his job.
We will tell him that he does nothing for now.
But he will become a king in the future.
Find a working woman for him.
All household chores...
can be handled by the king himself.
Once he becomes the king,
he will hire servants himself.
At least do something till then.
I am doing. - What?
Preparation for the royal days.
How is that done? - Leave it, son.
By wasting time.
Have you heard someone doing policies before becoming a king?
What's so bad about policy work?
It's a respectable job.
Tell him.
Your brother-in-law asked you so many times
to become an agent. - Yes.
I will get a commission for the referral.
We can also work together.
Really? You'll now make a king work for your commission.
Once I become a billionaire,
I promise that I will open an insurance company for you.
You know, I feel so bad when you have to visit
people's houses with your bag while saying,
"Please get a policy. Please get a policy."
Dad, there is no benefit in talking to him.
I told you already that it was a waste.
Even giving him a birth was a waste.
That saint fooled you who had said that...
he would take away the world's darkness.
He is himself a dark matter. Is there anyone in the village
who doesn't call him a jinx?
It's not your fault, dad.
If you had known that he would grow up to be like this,
you would have thought something.
Is that enough for you?
I got insulted because of you. Spare me some time.
Think about your family. The kind of family you are born into.
I have retired from the electricity department.
I get a pension even while lying on the cot.
My dad was an army leader... - In the queen's army!
You always talk about the family.
What's so good about winning the battles?
What did he even leave behind? Two acres of land?
I am sorry.
I am sorry. Don't be angry anymore.
You know that I respect you a lot.
All of them irritate me.
That's why I said that in anger.
You know that I only respect you.
I have never seen my grandma.
I have never seen my mom.
I mean, never in person.
You are the only one whom I love.
You also left me so early.
Now, how do I make them understand?
I am not finding the girl for myself.
That's essential for the royal destiny.
There must be a girl for me.
"She is a fire, desire."
"Queen of the crown. It's not a lie."
"She is a fire, desire."
"Queen of the crown. It's not a lie."
Assume I win a lottery of ten crores.
What's there to assume? Let's consider it done.
No. Not like this. Assume it.
Now, tell me, where will I get this money?
I am sitting here.
Get up then.
Tell me clearly, where and how will I get the money?
Once you win the lottery,
I will call the company.
They will send a man.
Their employee will arrive,
he will check your details and put money in your bank account.
That's all. - Is that all? - Yes. Shall I tear one now?
Okay.
One minute. - Yes.
Shall I tear it now? - Yes.
Oh no! This is not right.
[Laughing]
Hey! - Of course, it won't be right.
This jinx is here.
You keep this ticket with you.
This ticket can't be returned. It has been torn. - Why?
Did you tear it because I asked?
Yes. You asked me to tear it. Take it.
Okay. Give it to me.
"Kaka!" - Take this.
Breaking news!
The mosquito killer and the useless person
fought over a billion-dollar deal.
You jinx! I don't even want to talk to you.
You hang on to the whole day, and now, you don't want to talk to me.
A snake!
Did you call me a snake?
I called you a snake today. Your wife says that to you every day.
Meet! I will deal with you later.
Wow! Money! Money!
Please, man. Go away.
Ekamjot Kaur!
Gurnam Vadech!
What is the leader of useless doing here?
I come here every day.
Chandigarh has taught you how to make fun, alongside nursing?
Anyway, how many days are you here for? - I will stay here.
Uncle, did they throw your girl out?
Does someone pay you to clash with me?
It's my hobby.
Bittu! Get the bat.
Kaka, my friend! My life!
Let's go. - Where are you going?
I am going to roam around with him.
He is useless, and he will make you one. Go inside.
Sit on the bike. - Go inside. - Sit on the bike.
Go inside. - Sit on the bike.
Go inside and study.
Love you, man! - Move!
You can also say that. - Get lost!
What kind of girl is she! - Even I don't talk to her.
You're doing at least one thing right. - Hey!
Five!
Four!
Three!
Continue!
Three!
Quarter to three.
Sir, this is too much.
Hey, you dwarf man!
When you get a nice beating,
you will be dancing around in the police station. Continue!
Hey, come on!
Two and a half!
Quarter past two!
Two!
Quarter to two!
One and a half!
May everyone have great luck!
May all pairs stay together! Make some noise.
Sultan has caught a thief.
What happened, Kaka?
You used to say that we couldn't catch a thief.
Look at them. Now, do you respect me?
They have troubled us a lot.
But, sir, used his bravery and the brain to catch them.
He is on a different level.
I will start crying. I am feeling proud of you.
If I were a billionaire today,
I would have given rupees five lakhs to each.
Anyway, what have they done?
We have done nothing, sir.
We came from our village to Punjab with a dream.
Our brother is a contract killer.
We thought that we would do a big crime in Punjab.
But we had to steal gutter covers after coming here.
We stole iron and dung.
This guy knew everything.
He never said anything to us.
Today, we stole petrol from his car,
and he made us face this situation.
Please save us.
Please. Sir...
You hit my brother. I won't leave you.
Come here, you dwarf!
Hey! - You...
Shall I teach you counting?
I will kill you! - Leave me!
Leave me!
Did you not hear me? Shall I do your encounter?
Sorry, sir. Sorry... - Get lost!
[Gun loading sound]
Oh, no! - Oh!
Run, brother.
How dare you!
Oh, no!
Let me catch him!
You jinx!
It was so peaceful before you came. My foot!
[Elephant's cawing sound]
Potato!
Are you eating a potato sandwich?
Do you want to eat some?
No. I think it won't be enough for you.
Where is Channi?
He went behind the building.
Keep on eating. Go on.
Jiya! Hey, my love!
Why don't you talk to me?
You never meet me. I miss you.
Tell me one thing.
The palazzo that I ordered for you,
you were supposed to wear it and send me an image. Why didn't you?
I took the image. But it didn't turn well.
Why? - I don't have good footwear.
Oh, my love! It's such a small matter.
I will order the footwear.
Just send me the image.
Listen, I bought a beautiful purse for you.
I will give it to you when you come to see me.
No! I feel shy while accepting gifts from you.
Why? Am I not your lover?
You are my lover. But...
No but! Send me the image.
I have sent you the link.
Oh, my God! Mom is here. I'll talk to you later.
Hey, Jiya! My love... - Bye!
Mwah! - Hey!
Hey! - Huh?
Oh, come on!
Hey, Bind!
No!
"Jiya! Jiya! You made me earn money, Jiya!"
"Hey, Kaka!"
Stop doing this. - Ah!
Ah!
You take these drugs medicine early in the morning.
And then you need support all day.
What do you get from this? - Peace, Kaka. Peace.
Is it peace or euphoria?
Whatever it is,
it's very joyful, I swear.
Do you also want to visit heaven?
Shall I beat you with my shoe?
My family is already troubling me.
Tell me something new. What happened?
Nothing. I asked them to get me married.
Find a girl for me. But they are taunting me.
You want to get married? - Yes.
There is a ready-made girl for you.
Which one?
"The chubby one!"
No.
"The chubby one!" - Really!
"The chubby one!"
"The chubby one! You took away my heart, chubby girl."
"The chubby one!"
My lord, I have found the girl.
This quick? How did you find one?
I can find one. It's not like I am sick.
Kaka, you didn't get my point.
The direction of your horoscope elements are changing every moment.
Put the brake on their direction.
I have found a solution for every problem. - Yes.
You should also solve this for me.
I will do it. You need to pay 51000 for that. - How much?
You can pay 31000. - Hundred!
21000. - 251.
11000. - 275! - 1100.
Let's finalise this in 500. - Done.
It's real. - Oh!
Now, do something for me for once.
I will do that. Show me your forehead.
Oh! One of your elements is positive.
The other one is completely against it.
You will only be successful if you bring these elements together.
How many times have I told you to tell me things in Punjabi?
What I mean is that marriage is the solution.
But there is a small hitch.
Bring your ear forward.
You need to get married to an already married woman.
What?
[Evil laugh]
'If you want to become a king,'
'you can't marry a normal girl.'
'Marry a girl...'
'who is already married.'
"Hey, Kaka!"
[Whistling sound] - "Hey, Kaka!"
"He is a jinxed boy. He enjoys others' money."
"He jinxes everyone. He does nothing,"
"but his pockets are full of cash."
"He is a jinxed boy. He enjoys others' money."
"He jinxes everyone. He does nothing,"
"but his pockets are full of cash."
"Hey, Kaka!"
Bind, here is your container.
This is the only thing you have done well today.
You never ask me to do anything. You should tell me.
Think of me as your own.
Also, that guy, Magar, is not right. He is into bad habits.
What? Bad habits?
What kind of bad habits?
Poor people's habits.
Let me become a billionaire, and I will straighten him out.
What's the relation between you becoming
a billionaire and Magar becoming right again?
No. I will bring him onto the right path for you.
I'll become a billionaire with your help.
What kind of help?
Bind, you need to...
get married to me.
Hey! Hey!
Biro!
It's such a shameful thing. - What shameful thing?
You are lifting so much weight when I am here.
What? I do this every day.
But today is the day when I have felt some shame.
Anyhow, I am ready to lift the weight of your life.
What do you mean? - Will you marry me?
Just for a little while.
Once my royal time starts,
you can either go to Mangi or that recovery agent.
I'll even help you run away with a third one.
Let me teach you a lesson! - No... Hey!
I have been noticing for some time,
both of you are fighting.
She is my wife. Why do you care whether we fight or die?
I have a solution for you.
What?
"Hey, Kaka!"
"Kaka is a jinx. He enjoys on others' money."
"He jinxes everyone. He does nothing,"
"but has pockets full of money."
"Kaka is a jinx. He enjoys on others' money."
"He jinxes everyone. He does nothing,"
"but has pockets full of money."
[Firecracker sound]
[Buffalo wailing]
Ask him how much more of my blood he wants to suck?
I'll fill the bottles for him so that he can sit and drink.
Man, how much more of our blood do you want to suck? Tell us.
Have you pledged to never let us live in peace?
This house has never seen peace anyway.
Either dad and I are fighting
or four of us are fighting when you guys come.
If we are not here, both of you will fight.
And, if four of us go somewhere, these frog-like neighbours fight.
Hey! Did you call me a frog?
I have only said that today. She calls you every day.
Meet!
[Frog's croaking sound]
[Ominous sound]
You made me break up with Sona.
I won't spare that scoundrel!
[Motorbike passing]
I will not spare him today!
[Electrocuting sound]
Channi! Please get us some tea.
Kaku. I have an idea for you.
First, I will get married to someone else.
Then I will become married. So, you can marry me.
I can at least do this much for my boyfriend.
She can! She can! Kaku!
Ka... ku! - Say something.
Whose boyfriend?
Make things clear. She has made me her boyfriend in her mind.
You should stop dreaming.
I will finish your job right away.
What is he doing now? - Hey, fans!
[Talking gibberish]
Hey! What did he say? I didn't understand.
Man, I have told my fans...
to find a girl for my friend.
Doesn't matter if we don't find one in Punjab.
We will find one in South India.
Don't worry. - You have a total of 236 followers.
They will become 36 because of your actions.
What is she doing here?
Sister. She has joined the dispensary here.
She is the new nurse here.
Your sister! - Kaka!
Did you have to find a job here?
She didn't get a job anywhere else.
Bittu, what are you doing? Come here.
Yeah, I am coming.
We only had one place to go. She will ruin that, too.
Don't you hear? Come here!
She would call him to say,
"What are you doing with this useless man? Let's go home!"
What are you doing with this useless man? Let's go home!
Hey! Who did you call useless?
You! Useless! Useless! Useless! I have called you three times.
Go home! - Stay here!
Why do you always police him around? Don't you have some shame?
I am scared that he would become like you in your company.
Bittu, are you going home or not?
Hey, stay here. He can't be like me. He has taken your qualities.
Have you ever seen your face? It's like a rotten bottle gourd.
Cheap people can only use a cheap vegetable as an example.
He is saying so much to your sister
while you are here. Have you got no shame?
My sister... - Your sister doesn't know
how to talk to the upcoming king.
King, my foot! No money in pocket, our king is poor.
Go home! - Stay here!
Let my royal days begin. I will crush you under an elephant's foot.
[Elephant trumpeting sound]
Talk to me the day...
your royal time starts.
Are you going to listen to me or not?
Stay away! - Let the air pass. Move!
[Thunder sound]
She is bound to marry some unfortunate soul.
[Birds chirping]
Preet, do you know the daughter of the lottery seller?
Yes. - She has joined the dispensary.
I think she has been fired from her job.
I heard that she had an affair.
That might be the case. These girls from cities have no shame.
The daughter of the Dhillon family, the one with the big house. - Jiti!
I heard that she is behind a married man.
What! Really?
What else? They talk sweetly...
and trap guys.
Then they ask them to do a recharge,
Google Pay, shopping,
and all these things.
You should take care.
Your husband seems so innocent to me.
You know the heart is an essential part of our body.
What if something happens to you?
Imagine you get a heart attack right now.
I will be fully responsible for you.
We will pay the whole amount.
Oh! Listen to me. I will explain it to you.
Oh! Hear me out.
Oh, man!
Who are you explaining to?
To a client. Who else?
Is it a client or a girl?
Girl? Which girl?
The one with whom you talk all day.
Preet, if I don't talk to the client,
how will I sell the policies?
Which policy selling needs you to laugh so much?
Preet, when I talk happily,
the client will be convinced to buy the policy.
Should I jump on everyone like a dog like your brother?
Don't try to change the topic.
Tell me the truth. Who were you talking to?
Preet, do you really think that I talk to girls?
You might be. Anything can happen.
Phone recharge. Google Pay. Shopping.
You do all these things, right?
Oh God! I have lost everything! I am ruined!
In that case, I have also lost everything. I am also ruined.
Tell me now.
Is this a life?
I listen to my client's scoldings, then listen to my wife's scoldings.
Even a street dog has a better life than I.
At least he doesn't have to sell policies like a dog.
Oh!
Hello!
I am calling from Jago Insurance. Yes.
I was the one who called.
Will you have some tea?
I will take a peg now.
Hello!
One! Two! Three! Four! Get me a married woman.
Five! Six! Seven! Eight!
Leave alone the married women!
How can I?
The saint asks to find a married woman to start my royal days.
The married woman says that she would hit me with her shoe.
You say that no one respects you in the locality.
You can't even find a girl for me. What the... - Take it!
Drink the peg.
[Slurping sound]
Those two thieves escaped because of you.
I don't know what you want.
My promotion has been cancelled.
Once I get promoted,
I can get married.
You only care about yourself.
My royal days are in jeopardy.
Try to understand.
I will become a billionaire.
Then only I will serve you well.
We will drink English alcohol.
Why don't you say it like this?
Go and find those people who...
let girls and boys meet after charging a thousand rupees.
What?
The middleman. They fix marriages. - Yeah, right.
Fix marriages? - Yes.
The middle man.
You should meet him.
Marriage fixing.
He will take rupees 1000 as payment. Carry it with you.
Let's go.
Hey!
What are you doing here?
Sir, we were playing hide-and-seek.
Good. Keep on playing.
Hmm. - But play it away from Sir's car.
Yes. - Okay, sir.
Move! - Hold on.
What is your name?
It's Mithun.
What's your name? - It's Ravi Kishan.
Okay. Get lost! Run!
Sir, there is no tyre.
Oh. The tyre is not there.
What?
Sir is on a different level.
[Laughing]
My love, I waited for you at the bus stand all day.
But you didn't come.
Mom didn't let me come.
You know my phone recharge was also finished.
So I couldn't inform you that I couldn't come.
'I am so sorry, love.'
No sorry. Not an issue, my love.
'I also want to meet you.'
Don't worry. We will meet soon.
'My mood is not good.' - Why?
You know my friend, Riya?
I asked her to do a recharge for ten rupees.
'That's also going to end now.'
No, baby.
Don't worry about the recharge. I'll do a rupee 100 recharge right away.
No. Why will you do my recharge?
Are you not my love?
Can't I do a recharge for my love? I'll do it right away.
Do one thing. Do a recharge for rupees 400.
You know that it also offers an OTB subscription.
What does that mean? I will make a recharge of 500 rupees.
You! Oh, my God! Mom is here. I'll talk to you later.
Love, listen to me. - 'Bye! Bye!'
'My love...'
[Laughing]
Recharge... - Bind! - Oh no! Take this.
"Jiya! Jiya! Oh, Jiya!"
At least you could have let me do the recharge.
Kaka, you are here. Come here.
Meet him. He is the middleman.
We have made your job easy.
You wanted a girl. He will assist you with that.
Did you tell him the requirements? - Yes.
I have got your requirement.
You need a married girl.
Yes. - You will get one.
When do you need her? - As soon as possible.
Did you get the money? - Yes.
1000 rupees.
It shows girls who are married.
Will they agree to marry me?
All of them will agree. Check them first.
No.
Huh!
Move.
Park.
[Suspenseful music]
Is she married? - Yes.
I received her profile last week. She is a fresh piece.
She is a divorcee.
"Hey, Kaka!"
She is a divorcee!
A divorcee is also considered married.
I was wasting my time behind others' wives.
Hello, divorcee!
I will have to trap this monkey-like woman.
People even marry dogs to please their horoscopes.
She is still better than that.
She bites me like a dog, though.
Won't I become technically wrong? - How?
She is Bittu's sister. Bittu is our friend.
Isn't it wrong for my friendship?
No, man. Ekam is older than you. - Yes.
Bittu is five years younger than you. - Yes.
Hence, he becomes your brother-in-law.
What a cunning mind!
He won't even get angry.
Ekam and I will look good together.
I fight with the whole village. She fights with me.
You know what the hashtag will be? - What? - A dog pair!
Yeah!
[Whistle sound]
[Dog howling]
Dad is not here.
I know.
Why are you showing your teeth like a madman? What happened?
Give me a ticket.
Since when did you start buying lottery tickets?
Since I saw your picture. - What do you mean?
Since I saw that picture.
Ten crores! Bumper offer!
I will be the winner.
Give me rupees 100.
Leave it. - First, pay the money.
You are good with accounting.
Thank you, Ekamjot.
Are you high or what?
You are showing your teeth and laughing.
Is it a crime to laugh?
Your birth is a crime.
Do one thing, kill me.
You have a problem when I laugh with you.
You have a problem when I quarrel with you.
What do you want?
Don't mess with me. - I won't.
I will become a dog if I talk to you again.
Then, get lost. Don't come even when Dad is around.
Don't come when Bittu is around.
And when I am here, don't come at all.
Moving forward, I won't come. - Don't come from behind either.
Get lost. - Get lost.
Get lost. - It's my shop.
Hey, Bittu. Put a chain around your sister.
Let me deal with you!
You fought with her.
Listen to me, for a few days,
lock the real Kaka in a box.
Let a fake Kaka out...
who can lovingly talk to her.
Why should I hear her taunts?
How will you even marry?
I think you will kill each other before marriage.
You need the royal life, right? - Yes.
"Hey, Kaka!"
Who will bandage me up if she injures me?
Our Ekam is there.
"Hey, Kaka!"
Let's go and get bandaged.
For whom? - For you!
Mom! - Just like this!
When he cried out like this, I didn't know what to do.
I didn't know where to take him.
Right? - No!
Then I remembered,
our Ekam is a doctor too. - Nurse.
Nurse. Doctor. Traditional healer.
All of them are the same, Ekamjot.
In reality, you are the gods saving people's lives!
How did he get injured?
Stone. - Drugs.
He is saying 'stone'.
He doesn't even remember whether it's day or night.
Hmm.
He is a druggie, Ekam. Does a druggie even accept their mistake?
They either find faults in people or in the government.
Listen, I don't believe you.
One minute. Let me give you a demo.
Channi, the one who smokes cigarettes...
He never gets bitten by either snake or ant.
The one who eats poppy...
He never has knee pain.
The one who eats opium...
He always plans new schemes.
The one who eats food...
He dies early.
Look at him.
You have to come for a re-bandage on the day after tomorrow.
I'll bring him myself.
Stop! Stop!
Park it here. Here.
Yeah, good. Where are you coming from?
From my village.
Where are you going? - To the village.
Papers?
Sir! - Yes.
Come here for a moment.
"Chubby one! Chubby one!"
"Chubby one!"
"Chubby one! You stole my heart, Chubby one."
"Chubby one!"
Hello! My name is Sultan Singh.
What's your name?
My name is Dolly Saini.
Sir, she doesn't have any papers.
You, shut up, junior!
You talk, senior! Please say.
What should she say? - Still. Junior!
Tell me the number.
Number? 0562.
Tell me the number that connects to you.
90... - Yes?
47... - Yes.
20... - Yes.
47... - Yes.
48... - What's the matter, Drum?
Kaku! - Kaku?
Kaku?
He is my Kaku. I have an affair with him.
Hey, make her pay a fine of 10,000. No, seize her scooter.
Yes, sir. - Tell the truth. You'll be in trouble someday.
It's only one-sided from her side.
You can still win her.
Me?
"Chubby one! Chubby one!"
No challan.
Ms Dolly, you may leave.
Thank you.
"Chubby one!"
No! No!
No! God swear! - Let her do it, Channi.
Nothing will happen, Channi.
You are a brave kid. - Hey.
Leave me. - All right.
Okay. Listen, I will be careful.
No...
Give me your hand.
Do it. - Yes, do it.
Mom!
One hits me with a stone. Another hits me with a scale.
Oh God! I will have to treat myself now.
Did you hit him with a stone?
I just wanted to see whether you can bandage someone or not.
Have you seen it?
No. I am still watching.
Mr Gurnam Vadech, are you trying to flirt with me?
Who is trying? I am flirting.
Listen, shall I hit him with a stone again
or find a new excuse to meet you?
Anyway, we have studied together at the school.
But, I think that...
our chemistry is getting better now.
[Mellow music]
Go on.
What a weird thing it is.
Even the snake and the stick became friends.
Thank god you considered yourself a snake.
Or else, you used to call me a snake in childhood.
Don't remind me of childhood.
You remember, this place used to get filled with so much water.
We used to bathe all day.
There was nothing to worry about.
Those were the days. Then came high school,
nursing school, hospital job,
and the life in Chandigarh...
kept on running.
I never got time for myself.
Now I am thinking of applying for an Australian visa.
Same pinch. - What?
Not about Australia. I am talking about the time.
Earlier, I used to take care of my dad.
Then, I got Preet married.
I never got time for myself.
No one even took care of me.
To top that, the whole village calls me a jinx.
Both of us are strugglers.
But I have struggled more than you.
Listen, Gurnam.
I have to tell you the truth.
I think it's important now.
I got divorced.
Okay. - Did you already know?
Divorce?
I knew that you would react like this.
No one in the village knows that I am divorced.
The guy came from the UK.
We became good friends.
He asked me for marriage.
Dad and others didn't like him.
But I did a court marriage against their wishes.
I was dumb!
He moved back to the UK after a week and blocked me.
I tried a lot to reach him.
But I had learned my lesson.
Dad forgave me.
But I could not forgive myself.
Sometimes, I wish to get our childhood days back.
They were beautiful days.
What if I take you back to childhood?
How?
Do you remember there used to be a fair?
Yes. - The panipuri seller used to stand there.
Yes.
We used to eat a lot of panipuri.
Yes.
Would you like to eat some panipuri?
Now?
Will you?
How? - Reply to me first.
Let's go.
Hey!
Ma'am, which type of panipuri would you like to have?
Wheat or semolina?
Semolina. - Okay. Have this.
Wait. This is the plate.
I am preparing the panipuri for you.
It's not spicy enough.
You always nitpick, but never pay the whole amount.
One arrow and two aims.
Two bullets and four aims. Would you like to try?
Bring the gun here and shoot.
Do it like this, aim like this.
Don't move your shoulder while aiming. - What are you doing?
I am aiming.
I am aiming, girl. Like this. Shoot!
Shoot!
[Laughing]
Fair wrists. There are no bangles on these wrists.
Red bangles of size 2.4 will go on these hands.
I don't want to wear red. Give me yellow bangles.
There are no yellow bangles. You are very demanding.
[Laughing]
Do you remember the puppet show?
They used to make Rajasthani puppets dance.
Yes. - Will you watch the dance?
The puppet dance. - Show me.
[Mellow music]
"I have started dreaming of you."
"They have started making me theirs."
"I think about you the whole day."
"Even the moon and stars have started convincing us."
"I am also forgetting myself."
"I feel like I am near you."
"I think about you the whole day."
"I have put your photo on the wallpaper."
"I am your Kaka, you are my love."
"I am your cute boy, you are my Mona."
"You are my Kaka, I am your love."
"You are my cute boy, I am your Mona."
"I am your Kaka, you are my love."
"I am your cute boy, you are my Mona."
"You are my Kaka, I am your love."
"You are my cute boy, I am your Mona."
"You are my Kaka, I am your love."
"I have forgotten eating, my love."
"I have started liking you, my love."
"I get ready for you."
"You have melted in my bones."
"You stay in my eyes."
"When I look around, I see you laughing."
"You walk with me like a shadow."
"You tell me that you are mine."
"I am your Kaka, you are my love."
"I am your cute boy, you are my Mona."
"You are my Kaka, I am your love."
"You are my cute boy, I am your Mona."
"I am your Kaka, you are my love."
"I am your cute boy, you are my Mona."
"You are my Kaka, I am your love."
"You are my cute boy, I am your Mona."
"I keep on waiting for you."
"My Eid starts with you."
"I don't like anything without you."
"I need you every moment."
"I will stay with you like a shadow."
"In every happy and sad moment."
"I will not leave you halfway."
"I will become an icon of love."
"I am your Kaka, you are my love."
"I am your cute boy, you are my Mona."
"You are my Kaka, I am your love."
"You are my cute boy, I am your Mona."
"I am your Kaka, you are my love."
"I am your cute boy, you are my Mona."
"You are my Kaka, I am your love."
"You are my cute boy, I am your Mona."
"I am your Kaka, you are my love."
"I am your cute boy, you are my Mona."
"You are my cute boy, I am your Mona."
I never thought that you would be so selfish.
You are also like him. Liar! Fraud!
I am the crazy one who thought
that I would have happiness back in my life.
Gurnam, I trusted you.
I trusted you and shared my feelings.
I didn't know that you were acting.
Listen to me.
The whole knows that you are searching for a married girl.
That's why you started following me, right?
Let's assume that you will become a billionaire after the marriage.
What will happen to me then?
Where will I go?
What if you don't become a billionaire after marriage?
Will you leave me, Gurnam? Did you think about me?
No. Because you only thought
that you would win the lottery,
and you would live a royal life after that.
Gurnam, the whole village calls you a jinx.
They are right. You jinxed my happiness.
The whole village wishes...
for your death just after your birth.
Now, I also wish that you die.
Because, after today, Gurnam Vadech,
you are dead to me.
'The whole village calls you a jinx.'
'They are right.'
'The whole village wishes...'
'for your death just after your birth.'
'Now, I also wish that you die.'
'Because, after today, Gurnam Vadech,'
'you are dead to me.'
'The whole village wishes that. I also wish the same.'
'You are dead to me. You are a jinx.'
'The whole village calls you a jinx.'
'You are dead to me.'
Hey, Kaka, stop!
Kaka!
Hey, stop!
Stop!
Kaka, you have...
won a lottery of...
ten crores!
[Joyful music]
"Kaka was born."
"The problems arrived."
"Why was he born?"
"The problems arrived."
How much? - Ten crores!
"Kaka was born."
"The problems arrived."
"Why was he born?"
"The problems arrived."
"Kaka was born."
"The problems arrived."
Fill it with money.
Fame will lick my feet, Kartar.
Now, I will have a big house, an iPhone,
an expensive car, and a beautiful woman.
I will have everything, and the world will be jealous.
They will watch with jealousy. - What?
I have won the lottery. Put ten crores in this.
Are you here to buy ladyfingers? "Put ten crores in this."
It will take a month. A person from the company will be here.
They will check your credibility and then give you money.
Does that mean you can do nothing?
There is. I have this. Groom your hair.
I will hit you with this.
Joke with your family. I am ten crores richer than you.
Understood? Poor man!
Let's go, charioteer!
Hey!
[Yay-ing]
"A dumb person is dancing. May god save the world."
[Yay-ing]
Yeah!
[Yay-ing]
Kaka is here.
Yeah! - My son, come here.
Congratulations! Welcome, Kaka.
[Yay-ing]
Our billionaire Kaka is here.
[Yay-ing]
My lovely brother. Have some sweet curd.
The king will only take a sugar-free diet from now on.
Okay then. I will make tea for you. - Tea?
Coffee. The one foreigners drink. What is it called?
Cappuccino.
Come here, sir.
Where is it?
Did you hide my lottery?
Where is it?
'Kaka, come out.'
[Celebrating]
It's here. My lottery!
"Even a black cat changes its path after seeing him."
"Ghosts and witches stay away from him."
"All evil things stay away from him."
"All black magic fails against him."
"Kaka was born, the problem arrived."
"Why was he born?"
"The problems arrived."
Even the goodness is ashamed. Such a good boy, Kaka is.
We might have done some good deeds to get Kaka as our neighbour.
Kaka is our village's pride.
Kaka is another name for innocence.
I miss him when he doesn't come to my shop for a day.
He is my golden egg-laying hen.
He is the arrow that I shot in darkness.
Kaku is still my life.
Brother. Friend. You know who he is?
Kaka!
Did you see it, grandfather? This is what happens with me.
The god opened the way and then hung a 'No entry' board.
You must be thinking if it was necessary for me
to throw petrol upon myself.
What an actor!
If I wanted to die, I could hang myself,
drink pesticide, cut my nerve.
That could have saved the lottery ticket, not me.
I survived now. I might have survived then, too.
I think I am a jinx for myself, too.
Now, if the villagers find out what happened with my lottery ticket,
they will kill me with taunts.
Oh God! There is no happiness in winning a lottery.
There is no breath of relief in this life.
You don't care about me.
[Religious chanting]
My king son.
Are you going to roam around? Go ahead. Good.
I am going to collect the land's rent.
Land's rent? Leave it.
You should enjoy. Do what kings do.
What?
Time waste.
We only have two acres of land.
After two years,
you can play games there.
Yes. Have some coffee.
You could have given me tea. I have heard that coffee gives acidity.
My lovely brother!
It doesn’t give acid reflux to billionaires. Take it.
Preet,
get some sweets for him.
Oh yes. Your brother-in-law
brought a special sweet for you.
I will bring it right away.
You didn't need to do that, brother.
Kaka, listen to me.
Do you remember the thing you said about an insurance company?
Listen, if I please you today,
then you will help me with money in the future.
You will at least give me
around 10-15 lakhs from your ten crores, right?
Kaka, if you want to have new clothes, shoes,
or mobile recharge,
don't trouble yourself.
Tell me.
If I understand your needs today,
my needs will be fulfilled in the future.
You'll at least give me around 10-15 lakhs from your ten crores, right?
Now, I will fulfil my dreams.
I want to open a tea shop with glass walls.
I will name it 'Kaka's friend's tea shop.'
'Snake tea Shop.'
I won't waste my whole life here.
I have to think about my future.
You will receive around ten crores.
You'll give around 10-15 lakhs to your younger brother, right?
If you have any word in the village
related to the Aadhar card, ration card, pan card, green card,
you will have to come to your sister-in-law.
Also, you will at least give around 10-15 lakhs
to your sister-in-law from your 10 crores, right?
I had seen this future 22 years ago.
Once you become a billionaire,
don't forget to tell everyone that
I was the only person
who believed that you would have a royal life.
When you send customers to me,
then only I will find a way to make you a bigger king.
Also, you will at least give around 10-15 lakhs
to this saint from your 10 crores, right?
We will support each other for our old days because we are neighbours.
From your 10 crores, you will give at least 10-15 lakhs
to your brother and sister-in-law, right?
You should take a photo with me.
I will make a big copy and put it here.
Customers will be attracted.
Also, when I pay respect to you,
I will have lucky days in the future.
Also, from your 10 crores, you will give at least 10-15 lakhs
to your uncle, right?
If someone even dares to look toward you,
even give an evil eye to you,
I will beat him so much that he will never forget.
Also, if you will serve our sir today,
he will support you in the future.
Tell me one thing.
From your 10 crores, you will give at least 10-15 lakhs
to your childhood friend, right?
God, please make my reel a hit this time.
Hey, Kaka! Listen!
Listen! Upload my reel.
Will that make your voice melodious?
No, that may not happen. But your luck is in favour these days.
What if my reel becomes a hit?
I will also become successful.
The day you find the truth, everything will go away too.
What? - Nothing. Give it.
It's done. Be happy.
Thank you, bro.
Do it. - No!
See! I even got a like.
Oh God!
Why do you take so many drugs that your head hurts so much?
I have left drugs.
You did that?
Yes.
For how many days?
It's only been one day.
Do you know? Not doing drugs increases your lifespan.
That's why!
That's why this one day felt like a year.
How did you come up with this good idea?
Because of Kaka.
He doesn't like it when I take drugs.
I also want to keep him happy
until he receives his lottery amount.
Oh God!
My mouth is getting dry.
Oh God!
You rocked, man!
No one can compare to you! - Bittu!
Bittu! - Yes? - Your phone is ringing.
Singers' phones always keep ringing.
Let me see who it is.
[Message beep sound]
Oh God! Sister, my reel became a hit.
My reel became a hit!
Look at the comments! I am also getting new followers.
What a great thing! I became famous.
Singers without auto-tune?
Yes. People like my reels.
Look at the comments. My reel has gone viral.
Thank you, God. Kaka, I love you!
Kaka? - It's because of Kaka.
I have uploaded so many reels. None of them became viral.
This is the first reel, Kaka uploaded, and it has gone viral.
Comments are coming.
Villagers call him a jinx for nothing.
Love you, Kaka. You are lucky for me.
Wait! I am coming to you. Where are you?
Kaka!
Listen, Kaka. This is Ekam, and this is you.
Who is in the middle? - That's Bittu.
He is not here yet. Once he finds out that
you have an affair with his sister,
he will beat you with his cricket bat.
Do you know how?
Like this!
Yeah! - Hey, Kaka!
I won't flirt with your sister!
"Kaka was born!"
Hey! - Hey, Kaka!
Wait!
Hey! - Run!
Wait for me! - Kaka!
Hey, wait!
I won't leave him.
Hey, Kaka!
Please don't hit me. - I am not here to hit you.
I wanted to say that I loved you.
My reel got viral.
Why are you running? - Because both of you are running.
Run!
Listen! - Yes, sir.
Am I the only one hearing these sounds?
Sir, I can also hear them.
Looks like something has happened in the village.
No worries. I will handle it.
Sir is on a different level.
Oh man!
Hey!
Kaka, what are you doing here?
I am waiting for the fish to come out to play Ludo with them.
So much anger?
You have a right to become angry.
I talked too much that day.
Even you have calmed down after I won the lottery.
Do you think that I care about your lottery? - Yes.
I am here to warn you.
All villagers are eyeing your prize money.
They act differently in front of you and behind your back.
Where did this snake leave its poison today?
Why are you talking so sweetly?
You were the one who lied to me.
I really loved you. Hence, I am standing here.
Oh!
Thank you.
What do you think? Are the villagers playing a game with me?
Yes.
Since the day I won the lottery, I have gone from the jinx
to a good boy, caring man, and a helping person.
I can clearly see their true colours.
It's the first time I've gotten some respect in my life.
I thought I could have some fun.
Then, I played a game with them.
All of them expected money from me.
I also presented conditions to them.
Don't worry about insurance.
My sister should stay happy.
Listen, brother-in-law. She always supports you.
You never take her on a trip.
You can at least give her jewellery or gift her something.
When you think about Preet,
I will think about you.
"Kaka! Kaka is very smart. He has a clean heart like white paint."
"He always keeps laughing and never complains."
"He thinks about everyone, a sane guy."
"Kaka! Kaka is very smart. He has a clean heart like white paint."
"He always keeps laughing and never complains."
"He thinks about everyone, a sane guy."
Requirements can be fulfilled.
But, from today onward, leave that Jiya behind, okay?
Since the day those thieves escaped, your name has been ruined.
We will discuss other things later. First, catch that thief.
[Comical music]
I will definitely make your future beautiful.
But you will have to stop doing drugs.
You can't run a glass-walled tea shop while doing drugs.
We will run a drug-free campaign and put your photo on that in future.
Satta, ex-druggie!
[Joyful music]
Uncle Kartar, I will definitely bring luck.
But you will also have to move forward with the world.
Internet! Online lottery!
Think about that.
We will for sure think about the next election.
But first, think about the poor who helped you become a village head.
Do some work in the village first.
I will send a lot of people to you.
You can even construct a big place here with the money.
Sister-in-law, you also need to do one more thing.
Tell all the people of the village
to go and get their palm read from that saint under the banyan tree.
"Hey, Kaka!"
You will have to do a small thing for me.
You have to say only one thing to all the villagers who come to you.
They need to buy a policy from the insurance agent
named Satinder Singh.
"Hey, Kaka!"
We will only help each other
when you stop looking at our home.
You care about the whole world except yourself.
No looking around on this side. Stay on your side.
Don't take any interest in others' lives.
Only think about each other.
"Kaka is a smart man. He has a clean heart like white paint."
"He always keeps laughing, never complains."
"He thinks about everyone, a sane man."
"Kaka was born."
You did so much just to have fun.
Everyone is hoping that you will share the lottery prize.
You will share it, right? Or did you change your mind?
How can I tell you?
What happened?
Shall I tell you the truth? - Yes.
I have won the lottery, but I won't get the money.
Why? - It got wet.
What? - It got wet.
The day you slapped me,
I became emotional and went to commit suicide.
I sprayed petrol on myself. The ticket was in my pocket.
The ticket became wet.
I lost the ticket...
along with the lottery money.
Does that mean I became a jinx for you?
Hey, don't say that.
Sorry, Kaka. I didn't know that all this would happen.
Don't say sorry, Ekam.
You did what I deserved.
I have no right to play with people's emotions for money.
Tell me one thing. I am not going to get the prize money now.
Will you still stay with me?
I will!
But I have a condition. - Hmm?
You won't lie.
I won't lie.
And now, Kaka,
when those lottery distributors will come tomorrow,
everyone will hope that
you will share the prize money. But you have to tell the truth.
'Tell the truth.' They will tear me apart in a way that...
even a cobbler won't be able to repair me.
Kaka, tell the truth.
Okay.
Aw! I love you, Kaku.
Don't say that.
[Suspenseful music]
He is still not here.
Where is he?
Where is that company employee?
He will come on time, right?
He will bring ten crores. It will obviously take time.
Yes. It will take time.
Yes, right.
Oh!
Where is he?
Listen to me!
What? - Huh?
I want to tell the truth...
to all of you.
Truth? What?
What?
You are today's chief guest.
Whatever you say, we will consider it true.
Yeah. - Right.
Actually, the truth is that...
the lottery's ticket... - Yeah?
A lottery ticket...
Say it, Kaka.
A lottery ticket... - Yes!
Say something.
Say something, Kaka. - Tell us.
It got stolen! - It got stolen?
It got stolen! Where did you keep it?
In my shirt's pocket? - Was your shirt stolen?
I am wearing it right now.
Was your pocket cut from the side?
The pocket is also there. - Then where is the ticket?
I am telling you it's stolen.
Why didn't you get robbed with it? Jinx!
I told you already that his horoscope is not right.
His horoscope is not wrong. These policemen are wrong.
You have these huge bellies.
You couldn't even catch a thief. - Yes.
Hey, policy agent, look at the way you are talking.
Hey, make him lie down.
Let me tell him how thieves are caught.
Sir, they are lying down.
Make him lie down. - Sir, they are lying down.
Make him lie down.
Sir, they are lying down.
Who? - Thieves!
Thieves! - Thieves?
Take the ticket from them.
Whoever gets the ticket from them will get the prize.
What? Run!
Thief! - Come on, run!
Thief! - Catch them!
They are running away.
Kaka! - Calm down for a minute.
You only care for the fart. Things are a mess here.
Huh!
Sir!
Move back.
Come on, sit.
Let's go!
Sir!
This stick is digging into my skin.
Let it dig in. It's a matter of ten crores.
Nothing will happen.
Hey! Hey!
Wait! Wait!
Show me your palm.
Oh no! Your death will happen while riding a bicycle.
Oh God!
Hey!
Hello! I will call back later.
Who is calling? - It's a client.
It must be from a girl.
You have another woman!
I have no other woman. Let's catch the thief!
Ms Dolly, please sit.
You won't escape! - "Kaka was born."
"Kaka was born."
Move! - Ask him.
Hey, where is the lottery ticket?
Ask him. - Sir, leave us.
Move! - Give us the lottery ticket.
Beat them! - Where is the ticket?
Where is the lottery ticket? Tell us! - Ask them.
Where is the lottery?
Sir, we know nothing. What lottery are you talking about?
Are you going to tell us,
or should I kill you in an encounter? - Stop it!
Huh? - Huh?
I will tell you the truth. - What truth remains to be told now?
The lottery ticket was not stolen.
What? - It didn't get stolen. - It was spared.
It became wet. - Wet?
Wet! - I won't get any prize.
It got wet!
Think again and then speak.
Did it become wet, or get stolen, or did you tear it?
Think about the family you were born in.
I used to handle the office of the electricity board.
Please shut up.
Try to stay silent sometimes.
Hey, agent, tell us if we will get the money or not.
The person from the company will arrive.
He will check the ticket and then give the money.
I have already spent 3-4 lakhs because of him.
Oh God! He has drowned me.
Does that mean my insurance company won't open?
Kaka, you're not joking, are you?
I didn't expect this from you.
You cheated your friend, cheater.
I already suspected...
how this jinx could bring us joy.
You made a fool of us!
Sadik, leave them. Hit him.
Yes!
Sir is on a different level.
Move aside! - I dare you...
to touch him.
Who are you to blame him?
Are you going to hit him?
You couldn't catch the thief for a month.
Also, the whole village is distressed because of your greed.
If you start respecting your uniform a bit,
people will start respecting you.
Mr Bhagwant, what about you?
You know why the lord didn't give you a child?
Because you made other families fight.
Now, when you have started paying attention,
the lord has given such a beautiful thing to you.
Meet, tell him.
Really? - Hmm.
You, the village leader!
You didn't spend that money for nothing.
You were given that money for people's service.
You might win the next election because of your deeds.
Mr Magar, why do you need money?
Where will you even spend? On those fraud girls?
You know you would have gone through a big scam.
Kaka saved you.
And, Channi, a friend, is not the one who makes you do drugs.
He is the one who saves you from drugs.
If you had done a bit of hard work in your life,
you could have opened the shop on your own.
And, you! The godman!
You are the one who started this.
You were the one who made him addicted to your palm reading.
He believed that.
If you had guided him to work hard with those palms,
this wouldn't have happened.
And, brother-in-law, you are the employer of the month.
You also got the commission. Do you know who is behind all that?
It's because of Kaka.
You wanted the lottery prize, right?
Your wife is the real prize.
Her happiness is your prize, which was lost because of you.
Preet, your brother, fulfilled his duty, even in a joke.
All of you did so much in greed.
He always thought that he would become a king.
What does a king do? Bring happiness to his people, right?
He didn't even become a king. Still,
he still wanted to share his lottery prize with you.
He is the same Kaka whom you call a jinx.
He is silly like that.
Kaka, I am sorry, man.
Please forgive me.
Dad. - Yeah?
Don't you think that both of them have an affair?
It's not called an affair, it's called love.
Oh! The one that Kaka and I have.
Silly!
Didn't you see? I already used to say
that my son will make his grandfather and father proud.
My son is my lottery prize.
Prakash Kaur, if you were alive today,
you would have proudly said that
your son was a diamond.
Yes!
[Clapping]
'Directed by - Gurlove Singh Ratol.'
[Buffalo bellows]
Hey? - Huh!
Dad, here is your hot milk.
May god bless you with a long life, dear!
Your arrival has brought happiness to this home.
Or else everyone called this house a jinx.
Yes.
The jinx is the one who has brought her after marriage.
Yes.
[Humming]
Oh!
Kaka!
[Coin shining]
Dad! Gold coins have slipped out of Grandpa's photo.
They are worth crores.
Huh?
[Mellow music]
"You stay drunk for the whole day."
"Sitting on the cot since morning."
"You stay drunk for the whole day."
"Sitting on the cot since morning."
"I cry for my bad luck."
"You distributed money."
"Either you leave the alcohol."
"Or drop me off at my home."
"Either you leave the alcohol."
"Or drop me off at my home."
"It stays silently in the bottle."
"It never says bad things to anyone."
"It stays silently in the bottle."
"It never says bad things to anyone."
"It stays with me like friends."
"It behaves like a friend. I can't live without it."
"Forgive me, my life. I can't leave the alcohol."
"Only God knows in which pocket you keep it hidden."
"You eat it and groom your beard."
"You eat it and..."
"groom your beard."
"I am so done with it."
"Where have you hidden it?"
"Either you leave alcohol"
"or drop me off at my home."
"Either you leave alcohol"
"or drop me off at my home."
"It's a single treatment for..."
"hundred diseases, darling."
"It can open eyes, treat palsy. The whole world knows that."
"The person stays in their own world, the whole world knows that."
"The one who eats it,"
"the one who eats it can fight with anyone."
"Forgive me, darling."
"I can't leave the alcohol."
"Forgive me, darling."
"I can't leave the alcohol."
"All of your druggie friends are opium addicts."
"They help you eat it in the morning, making me go crazy."
"You speak English after drinking alcohol."
"You speak weird English, which is another trouble."
"Either you stop drinking or drop me off at my home."
"Drinking alcohol is a sign of royalty."
"This freedom of life will not come again."
"My breath runs on it."
"My breath runs on it. I can't survive without it."
"Forgive me, my life. I can't leave alcohol."
"You always laugh and play with your friends."
"You always throw slurs at me."
"You always laugh and play with your friends."
"You always throw slurs at me."
"Where should I go?"
"Where should I go? The house seems lonely to me."
"Either you stop drinking or drop me off at my home."
"What kind of friendship is that?"
"I love you more than my life."
"What kind of friendship is that?"
"I love you more than my life."
"You have imprinted on my bones."
"You have imprinted on my bones. No doctor can take you out."
"Forgive me, my life. I can't leave alcohol."
"If you won't leave drinking, let me drink too."
"Forgive me, my love. I can't drop you off at your home."
[Audience applauding]