WEBVTT 00:19.418 --> 00:23.460 Filman Likhdan Gurlove Singh Ratol. 00:30.751 --> 00:33.960 Dank Studios. 00:53.168 --> 00:57.584 [Conch Shell Sound] 00:57.585 --> 01:01.460 [Temple Bell Ringing] 01:02.043 --> 01:04.918 [Conch Shell and Temple Bell Sound playing together] 01:15.960 --> 01:19.835 Hail to the Lord! 01:24.251 --> 01:27.543 "Hail to the Lord." 01:28.668 --> 01:32.000 "Hail to the Lord." 01:32.001 --> 01:35.710 Hail to the Lord. - "Hail to the Lord." 01:37.626 --> 01:40.876 "Hail to the Lord." 01:52.501 --> 01:55.085 The light of your life will arrive at your home. 01:57.001 --> 01:59.376 The one who will solve all the problems. 02:00.960 --> 02:03.376 The one who will live a life like a king. 02:05.085 --> 02:08.168 A son who will take away the darkness of the world. 02:08.960 --> 02:11.293 [Energetic Music playing in the background] 02:12.210 --> 02:15.251 Hail to the Lord! 02:17.210 --> 02:19.668 "Hail to the Lord." "Hail to the Lord." 02:20.085 --> 02:23.001 "Hail to the Lord." "Hail to the Lord." 02:27.543 --> 02:30.168 The saint's words came true. 02:30.960 --> 02:32.585 And after one year, 02:33.835 --> 02:34.585 the boy was born. 02:35.751 --> 02:38.293 'Kaka Jamm Peya.' 02:38.418 --> 02:40.876 It was announced on the loudspeaker of the Gurudwara 02:41.210 --> 02:43.376 that a boy was born in my home. 02:44.043 --> 02:47.460 But the boy was bad luck for everyone. 02:48.126 --> 02:51.043 The nurse couldn't even fully deliver the happy news. 02:51.501 --> 02:53.085 She had an epileptic seizure. 02:54.585 --> 02:57.168 The happiness of the boy's birth got lost 02:57.751 --> 03:00.085 when Prakash Kaur died just after giving birth. 03:01.835 --> 03:04.376 I lovingly picked the kid in my arms, 03:05.793 --> 03:08.376 and my backbone cracked. 03:10.251 --> 03:11.960 I haven't been able to get up from the cot since that day. 03:14.210 --> 03:15.751 Villagers were confused 03:16.335 --> 03:18.168 whether they should congratulate for the boy's birth 03:18.751 --> 03:20.460 or console for Prakash Kaur's death. 03:23.585 --> 03:26.751 I saw him growing up while lying on the cot. 03:27.626 --> 03:28.918 My dad and my son 03:29.460 --> 03:30.876 always used to play. 03:32.710 --> 03:35.001 The elder sister, Preet, and the boy, 03:35.335 --> 03:37.376 always kept fighting. 03:40.668 --> 03:42.251 Neighbours bought a new buffalo. 03:42.793 --> 03:45.460 My son excitedly fed it. 03:45.960 --> 03:47.293 The next day... 03:57.376 --> 03:59.501 The boy always stayed alone. 04:00.293 --> 04:03.210 He used to mess a lot with Ekamjot. 04:07.585 --> 04:10.085 Then, one day, the boy met him. 04:12.668 --> 04:15.376 The lines of your hands tell that 04:15.543 --> 04:18.376 one day, you will be a king. 04:18.960 --> 04:21.668 Your destiny shows a royal life. 04:21.876 --> 04:23.501 Royal Life! 04:28.293 --> 04:29.585 Gradually... 04:29.918 --> 04:32.750 our boy became a cracker. 04:32.751 --> 04:35.918 [Fused cracker sound] 04:37.501 --> 04:40.834 Congratulations. 04:40.835 --> 04:44.085 [baby crying] 04:45.126 --> 04:49.460 "Even the black cat changes its way after seeing him." 04:49.585 --> 04:53.875 "Ghosts and witches stay away from him." 04:53.876 --> 04:58.043 "All bad entities stay away from him." 04:58.543 --> 05:04.043 "Black magic is nothing against him." 05:04.418 --> 05:08.376 "The boy took birth, and the problem arrived." 05:08.668 --> 05:10.835 "Why was he born?" 05:11.001 --> 05:14.251 "The problem arrived." 05:22.293 --> 05:26.251 "May God never give a barren land, a nasty child to anyone." 05:26.918 --> 05:30.751 "He grew up to start playing games with elders." 05:31.251 --> 05:35.251 "Even with a body like a bull, he plays games." 05:35.668 --> 05:40.501 "When he arrived, the bad luck arrived." 05:41.543 --> 05:45.460 "The boy took birth, and the problem arrived." 05:45.876 --> 05:50.585 "Why was he born? The problem arrived." 06:01.001 --> 06:04.085 "The problem arrived." 06:04.918 --> 06:06.042 [Door creaks] 06:06.043 --> 06:07.126 [Buffalo bellows] 06:07.460 --> 06:10.126 Nice! The king is going 06:10.626 --> 06:12.501 to meet the subjects. 06:13.418 --> 06:15.085 I have evaluated it, my son. 06:15.543 --> 06:18.168 You are like a homoeopathic medicine. 06:18.418 --> 06:20.751 If there is no harm, there is also no benefit. 06:21.960 --> 06:22.751 What say? 06:24.293 --> 06:27.626 Go and collect the money from the renter of our lands. 06:29.126 --> 06:32.668 I hear news of the success of other boys. 06:33.210 --> 06:35.876 But you, moron, only get me grievances. 06:36.543 --> 06:38.042 Say something! 06:38.043 --> 06:39.417 Give a reply to your dad. 06:39.418 --> 06:40.792 Dad, you ask me to reply. 06:40.793 --> 06:43.167 If I reply to you, you will say that I talk back. 06:43.168 --> 06:44.792 You are anyway sitting on my roots. 06:44.793 --> 06:46.667 It's not like you are a tree so that I can sit on your roots. 06:46.668 --> 06:48.417 You have been on the cot for the last thirty years. 06:48.418 --> 06:50.126 Your roots have shaken. 06:51.418 --> 06:52.876 Yes. You are right, son. 06:53.168 --> 06:55.168 I picked a jinx that day. 06:55.585 --> 06:58.625 Don't you get bored with doing nothing? Have some shame. 06:58.626 --> 07:00.960 At least think about the family you were born into. 07:01.543 --> 07:03.001 I am your father. 07:03.501 --> 07:04.959 I retired from the electricity board. 07:04.960 --> 07:06.751 I still receive my pension while lying on the cot. 07:07.335 --> 07:10.376 My dad was an army leader under the Queen. 07:10.710 --> 07:12.250 He won so many medals. 07:12.251 --> 07:15.376 Hey! Why are you shaming the family? Do something! 07:15.668 --> 07:16.835 Why should I? 07:17.293 --> 07:19.875 My destiny has a royal life written in it. 07:19.876 --> 07:23.251 Do it when your dad becomes a king. Do something for now. 07:23.418 --> 07:24.626 I am doing. - What? 07:24.835 --> 07:26.293 Preparation for the royal life. 07:26.460 --> 07:28.375 How are you preparing? 07:28.376 --> 07:29.835 By wasting time. 07:29.960 --> 07:32.876 Have you ever heard a king repairing punctures before becoming a king? 07:33.293 --> 07:35.210 Or sell fast food like you? 07:36.335 --> 07:38.376 He will kill me with worry. 07:38.626 --> 07:41.292 Then, after I'm gone, he will take all my property. 07:41.293 --> 07:43.210 You only have two acres of land. Don't call it like it's a lot. 07:43.585 --> 07:45.876 What could you even do, even if it was 500? 07:48.001 --> 07:51.459 What a waste of a man who works even after owning 500 acres of land. 07:51.460 --> 07:54.543 Don't listen to these common folks. I am leaving. - Hey! 07:55.210 --> 07:56.460 Hey, boy! 07:56.876 --> 07:58.876 Hey! Hey... 08:07.376 --> 08:09.043 Hey, boy! 08:09.543 --> 08:11.876 Listen to me, boy. 08:12.043 --> 08:13.501 Ah! 08:24.876 --> 08:26.876 [Farting] 08:28.543 --> 08:30.710 Ahh! 08:32.585 --> 08:36.043 Once my royal time starts, I'll hire a full-time nurse for you. 08:36.251 --> 08:38.335 You can fart all day while lying. 08:39.085 --> 08:42.500 Drink tea, have gas, and fart. Eat a biscuit, have gas, and fart. 08:42.501 --> 08:44.125 Eat bread, have gas, and fart. 08:44.126 --> 08:46.335 You should try beat boxing with farts. 09:02.293 --> 09:04.876 Welcome, son. - Greetings, dad! - Greetings. 09:05.585 --> 09:06.501 Greetings. 09:09.335 --> 09:10.876 Listen, is this how you should be? 09:11.293 --> 09:11.875 Why? 09:11.876 --> 09:14.460 I should sit on your lap. There is no chair to sit in. 09:16.585 --> 09:17.793 Huh! - Go and get one. 09:21.043 --> 09:23.000 Are you doing well, dear? - Yes, dad. 09:23.001 --> 09:24.542 Are you alright? - Uncle! 09:24.543 --> 09:25.751 Get lost! - Huh! 09:28.293 --> 09:30.126 Looks like you have to work now. 09:30.460 --> 09:31.460 Hey! 09:35.751 --> 09:37.251 Have a seat. 09:38.293 --> 09:40.168 Sit, brother-in-law. - Have a seat. 09:40.460 --> 09:41.251 Huh! 09:43.668 --> 09:45.251 You should ask about your brother-in-law. 09:46.085 --> 09:47.751 Why didn't you come to pick us up from the bus stop? 09:48.210 --> 09:49.876 It's not like I am driving a taxi. 09:50.085 --> 09:52.376 How many people can even sit on that motorcycle! 09:52.710 --> 09:54.876 He could have come on the motorcycle with you. 09:55.001 --> 09:56.459 I could have taken an auto. - Yes. 09:56.460 --> 09:58.250 It's nice that you came together. 09:58.251 --> 10:01.126 That's what we are saying. You never respect your brother-in-law. 10:01.293 --> 10:03.168 Look, it's not respect. It's free labour you are asking for. 10:03.585 --> 10:06.710 At least do that for me. I had to go to complete someone's policy work. 10:07.168 --> 10:09.376 I am not free like you. What the hell, man! 10:10.710 --> 10:12.709 Policy work is also not easy. - Yes. 10:12.710 --> 10:14.335 Do you know how much hard work it requires? - Yes. 10:14.501 --> 10:17.709 It must be hard. You couldn't even buy a scooter until now. 10:17.710 --> 10:18.792 Yeah, right! 10:18.793 --> 10:20.000 [Laughing] 10:20.001 --> 10:23.376 Only a few people can enjoy on Dad's pension. 10:23.668 --> 10:24.793 Isn't it right? 10:25.168 --> 10:28.251 You never have to work, only have fun. 10:28.710 --> 10:30.251 These are the people who buy policies. 10:30.835 --> 10:32.835 Look at him! - Look at him! 10:33.043 --> 10:34.210 Look here. 10:35.960 --> 10:37.209 [Farting] 10:37.210 --> 10:38.335 Ahh! 10:38.585 --> 10:40.793 [Laughing] 10:42.501 --> 10:45.375 You also have nothing to do, like me. - We have things to do. 10:45.376 --> 10:47.375 Go and get busy then. It's not a circus here. 10:47.376 --> 10:48.501 It's no less than a circus. 10:48.835 --> 10:49.667 Sister-in-law! - Yes? 10:49.668 --> 10:52.459 You know, owner-less dogs have a special quality. 10:52.460 --> 10:55.710 No matter who fights, they meddle and get beaten in others' fights. 10:56.043 --> 10:58.168 Hey! Did you call me a dog? 10:58.335 --> 11:00.501 I only said that today. She calls you a dog every day. 11:01.168 --> 11:03.292 [Puppy whimpering sound] 11:03.293 --> 11:04.210 What is this? 11:05.335 --> 11:08.918 [Bike approaching] 11:14.293 --> 11:16.751 Hey, the fly killer! 11:17.918 --> 11:19.293 Are there no customers even today? 11:19.835 --> 11:23.376 You show me your face every morning. 11:23.626 --> 11:24.543 How will I get a customer? 11:24.668 --> 11:26.585 As if there would be a line otherwise. 11:26.918 --> 11:28.376 What would even a customer do here? 11:28.626 --> 11:30.251 There are more mosquitoes than items. 11:30.668 --> 11:33.168 People have started buying lottery tickets on the internet these days. 11:33.460 --> 11:35.334 But you have a place like a pigeonry. 11:35.335 --> 11:37.084 Put a computer here 11:37.085 --> 11:39.543 so that a gentleman would want to buy a lottery ticket here. 11:40.085 --> 11:41.126 Did I ask for your advice? 11:43.710 --> 11:44.543 Sit. 11:45.001 --> 11:46.085 Hey, Bittu! - Dad, I am leaving. 11:46.460 --> 11:47.543 Did you only find him 11:47.710 --> 11:49.126 to befriend in the whole village? 11:49.501 --> 11:52.584 Oh God! You could have done something good for me. 11:52.585 --> 11:55.960 Uncle, there is a snake! - Wait, you moron! 11:57.043 --> 11:58.793 I have never seen your dad happy. 11:58.918 --> 12:00.501 He is irritated with everyone. 12:01.293 --> 12:03.168 Forget him. Let's make a reel. 12:04.376 --> 12:06.710 Hello, guys! We are going to sing a new song. 12:07.251 --> 12:09.293 [Singing song] 12:09.585 --> 12:14.376 [Singing song] - Shut up! 12:15.251 --> 12:18.042 You idiot, I will throw you under the tyre 12:18.043 --> 12:20.501 if you don't stop singing these weird songs. 12:20.668 --> 12:22.960 Hey, man! Because of these reels, 12:23.085 --> 12:26.667 people search me with 'That Underscore South Indian Sardar'. 12:26.668 --> 12:30.125 The day my reel becomes viral, you will tell the whole village that 12:30.126 --> 12:31.251 Bittu is my friend. 12:31.835 --> 12:34.460 Okay then. The day I become a king, 12:34.585 --> 12:36.501 I will make you my personal Tansen. 12:36.876 --> 12:38.750 When will you become a king? 12:38.751 --> 12:40.043 Pretty soon. 12:40.210 --> 12:42.376 I think someone has jinxed me. 12:42.585 --> 12:43.960 Jinxed? And you? 12:45.418 --> 12:47.710 This reminds me of something. 12:47.876 --> 12:49.418 Will you help with a breakup? 12:49.876 --> 12:51.876 Whose? - My friend's. 12:52.501 --> 12:53.292 Whose girlfriend? 12:53.293 --> 12:54.792 My girlfriend. 12:54.793 --> 12:56.292 Do you have a girlfriend? 12:56.293 --> 12:58.875 Man, she is someone else's girlfriend. 12:58.876 --> 13:02.210 I want her to break up with her boyfriend, so she becomes mine. 13:02.960 --> 13:04.251 You moron! 13:05.085 --> 13:06.085 I will charge 500. 13:09.918 --> 13:11.168 Take this. - Put it in my pocket. 13:12.085 --> 13:14.585 [Laughing] 13:21.793 --> 13:22.626 Yeah! 13:25.668 --> 13:26.668 "Yeah, Kaka!" 13:29.210 --> 13:32.000 "Yeah! Yeah!" 13:32.001 --> 13:34.292 "He is a jinxed boy." 13:34.293 --> 13:37.292 "He is a jinxed boy. Jinxed boy!" 13:37.293 --> 13:40.793 "Kaka..." 13:42.585 --> 13:44.168 "He is a jinxed boy." 13:44.751 --> 13:47.168 "He is a jinxed boy." 13:47.543 --> 13:52.084 "Jinxed boy. Kaka..." 13:52.085 --> 13:54.585 "Yeah! Yeah!" 13:57.376 --> 13:58.710 "He is a jinxed boy." 14:03.043 --> 14:04.126 "Jinxed boy" 14:19.043 --> 14:21.875 [Motorbike approaching] 14:21.876 --> 14:23.460 [People talking in the background] 14:23.960 --> 14:26.376 [People talking in the background] 14:28.293 --> 14:29.959 [Forehead slapping sound] 14:29.960 --> 14:31.792 The jinx is here. 14:31.793 --> 14:33.501 I am leaving. The jinx is here. 14:33.626 --> 14:35.085 Hello, uncle. 14:35.543 --> 14:37.625 The jinx is here. Please God, save me. 14:37.626 --> 14:39.293 Oh, no! 14:45.543 --> 14:47.168 Hello, uncle! What's up? 14:47.793 --> 14:49.876 Man, go there. I am already losing. 14:50.418 --> 14:52.251 Let me tell you a story about him. 14:52.501 --> 14:55.001 He got hurt once. He walked like this. 14:55.501 --> 14:57.376 He walked like this. 14:57.626 --> 15:00.084 The doctor said, "It's good for you." 15:00.085 --> 15:02.167 "Dogs won't follow you." Uncle asked, "Why?" 15:02.168 --> 15:04.084 The doctor said, "When the dog tries to follow you, 15:04.085 --> 15:06.210 it will think that you have picked something." 15:06.335 --> 15:09.168 Uncle has picked something. 15:09.501 --> 15:11.876 [Laughing sound] 15:13.085 --> 15:14.085 Cursed be your face. 15:14.251 --> 15:16.667 [Laughing sound] 15:16.668 --> 15:18.543 Chunni! - Yes. 15:18.668 --> 15:19.501 Give me a tea. 15:22.210 --> 15:23.793 [Cup rubbing sound] 15:33.251 --> 15:36.168 Where is tea? - Where is the money? 15:37.126 --> 15:39.501 Looks like you have nothing to make tea. 15:41.043 --> 15:43.251 Once my royal days start, 15:43.585 --> 15:46.668 I will open a tea shop with glass walls for you. 15:48.001 --> 15:49.585 Really? - Yes. 15:49.918 --> 15:52.168 Hmm! 15:52.585 --> 15:55.668 We'll see it when the time arrives. First, clear your previous dues. 15:56.168 --> 15:57.001 Then, I will serve you tea. 15:58.460 --> 16:00.251 It's 475.50 rupees. 16:01.960 --> 16:03.668 Here are 500 rupees. 16:03.876 --> 16:05.543 Don't ever taunt about money 16:06.001 --> 16:07.543 to my Kaku. 16:08.918 --> 16:10.085 Madam Dolly. 16:10.876 --> 16:12.460 Don't trouble yourself. 16:13.376 --> 16:16.293 Kaku, how many times have I told you 16:16.710 --> 16:19.668 not to call me Dolly, but Doll. 16:20.251 --> 16:21.876 I have also told you so many times. 16:22.168 --> 16:24.418 It's not a doll, it's called a drum. 16:24.543 --> 16:25.793 Hey! You! 16:26.210 --> 16:27.460 Kaka, tea. 16:29.418 --> 16:30.543 Kaku. 16:30.876 --> 16:34.293 Come to my dispensary, and I'll bandage you up. 16:36.626 --> 16:38.710 [Laughing sound] 16:40.460 --> 16:41.918 Who is he? - Ask him yourself. 16:48.001 --> 16:50.835 I have never seen you before. You're enjoying a lot. 16:51.043 --> 16:53.585 Why won't I? A movie is running there. 16:53.876 --> 16:57.001 This colourful program runs here every week. 16:57.876 --> 17:01.335 Biro is a modern woman. - Biro is a modern woman. 17:02.168 --> 17:05.960 She can do whatever she wants. 17:06.335 --> 17:08.834 Whether she leaves Mangi or runs with someone else. 17:08.835 --> 17:10.876 Whether she leaves Mangi or... 17:11.668 --> 17:13.418 What are you saying? - Shut up! 17:13.668 --> 17:15.960 Do you know more than I do? Am I the village head or you? 17:16.335 --> 17:19.085 Do you know the law? Do you know how to arbitrate? 17:19.501 --> 17:20.793 Do you know how to sign? 17:21.335 --> 17:22.792 Do you know how to fight an election? 17:22.793 --> 17:25.167 You only know how to get ready and roam around in the village. 17:25.168 --> 17:27.251 You have nothing else. Sit straight. 17:28.835 --> 17:32.376 He is Mangi. He took a loan and never paid it off. 17:32.835 --> 17:36.710 His wife is asking him to pay the loan or else she will divorce him. 17:38.460 --> 17:40.793 But, how will Biro benefit from the divorce? 17:42.168 --> 17:45.001 Don't tell this to anyone. 17:45.710 --> 17:48.001 Biro has an affair with the recovery agent. 17:48.168 --> 17:49.501 Oh! - Yes. 17:49.710 --> 17:51.918 Really? How do you know? 17:52.335 --> 17:53.710 I am the recovery agent. 17:54.793 --> 17:57.085 [Laughing] 17:57.251 --> 18:00.710 Either you'll do the loan recovery or get married. 18:01.585 --> 18:03.668 When I had a conversation over the call, 18:03.835 --> 18:05.168 the person was Biro. 18:05.460 --> 18:07.585 Today I found out that it's a he. 18:08.376 --> 18:10.168 It would be better if I could recover the loan. 18:10.626 --> 18:11.960 I will do that for you. - Really? 18:12.168 --> 18:14.251 I will charge 500. - Done. 18:15.168 --> 18:17.960 I have decided that the decision will be taken in Biro's favour. 18:18.126 --> 18:19.668 The decision will be taken in Biro's favour. 18:20.751 --> 18:21.793 Oh God! 18:30.293 --> 18:32.376 Does anyone have any questions? - Yes, sir. 18:34.626 --> 18:35.960 Who will pay for the loan? 18:36.751 --> 18:38.959 Loan? Which loan? - Which loan? 18:38.960 --> 18:42.793 The one that Mangi has taken. You have decided in Biro's favour. 18:42.960 --> 18:46.292 Mangi will now have to pay for both, the loan and Biro. 18:46.293 --> 18:47.959 If she takes a divorce, 18:47.960 --> 18:50.585 she will take an amount of approximately fifteen lakh rupees. 18:50.793 --> 18:52.584 This poor man will also have to pay for loan recovery. 18:52.585 --> 18:55.168 Mangi, you will be buried under loans. Be smart. 18:56.043 --> 18:58.293 Pay around rupees ten lakhs to the bank, 18:58.585 --> 19:00.126 and spend your life with her. 19:00.835 --> 19:03.918 Ma'am, give the verdict in favour of Mangi. 19:04.168 --> 19:05.792 Or else, he will commit suicide, 19:05.793 --> 19:08.043 and you'll be held responsible. - Oh God! 19:08.335 --> 19:10.375 Brother, you too! 19:10.376 --> 19:11.793 You will also be held responsible. 19:11.960 --> 19:15.875 Don't complain when you'll have to pick stones from lentils in jail. 19:15.876 --> 19:17.542 And, we will be in trouble. 19:17.543 --> 19:19.125 Ask me how? - How? 19:19.126 --> 19:23.085 When you go to jail, we'll have to find a new village head. 19:23.668 --> 19:28.500 Isn't it a trouble? Don't we have anything else to do? 19:28.501 --> 19:32.460 You should take the path of truth and decide in Mangi's favour. 19:32.668 --> 19:37.293 Long live the revolution! 19:37.501 --> 19:40.210 Long live the revolution! - Shut up! 19:42.335 --> 19:43.918 "Jinxed boy!" 20:03.085 --> 20:05.376 If you have to pick between a snake and Kaka, 20:06.001 --> 20:07.585 first, hold Kaka hostage. 20:08.210 --> 20:09.834 Don't know what kind of a crime we committed 20:09.835 --> 20:11.960 that we got them as neighbours. 20:12.376 --> 20:14.793 When this Jinx enters my shop, 20:15.293 --> 20:16.668 I earn nothing the whole day. 20:17.418 --> 20:19.585 He is more dangerous than a black cat. 20:20.501 --> 20:22.793 Kaka is another name for bad luck. 20:23.918 --> 20:25.751 Sir has seen him from close. 20:26.585 --> 20:28.210 He is an innocent bird. 20:28.960 --> 20:31.960 You know what a cunning person is? Kaka. 20:34.585 --> 20:35.293 Kaku... 20:36.751 --> 20:37.960 is my life. 20:51.668 --> 20:55.668 My lord, here is your offering for this week. How are you? 20:56.001 --> 20:59.085 How nice! My king is here. Give it here. 21:01.376 --> 21:04.251 Listen, you already have such a nasty face, and you further ruin it. 21:04.918 --> 21:05.876 What's the matter? 21:06.043 --> 21:07.500 Your horoscope doesn't look happy with you. 21:07.501 --> 21:09.459 No one is happy with me. 21:09.460 --> 21:11.709 Don't care about petty things. 21:11.710 --> 21:14.876 Not everyone has a royal destiny. 21:15.001 --> 21:17.460 You should pay some money along with offerings to me. 21:18.876 --> 21:20.210 I can pay you money. 21:20.585 --> 21:23.251 Tell me, why are my royal days not coming? 21:25.376 --> 21:27.460 Listen, you know your work, right? 21:28.085 --> 21:30.625 Tell me truthfully, you are not like those Punjabi singers, right? 21:30.626 --> 21:32.792 "My voice has no power, but I am no less than anyone." 21:32.793 --> 21:34.292 Hey, don't think about useless things. 21:34.293 --> 21:36.834 Think about when you become a billionaire, 21:36.835 --> 21:39.585 you will be famous everywhere. 21:40.585 --> 21:42.709 I am your fan because of these words. 21:42.710 --> 21:44.209 Oh my darling saint, 21:44.210 --> 21:47.710 do something. Start my good days. - Pay me 11000. 21:49.168 --> 21:50.335 What? 21:51.251 --> 21:52.543 I only have a hundred rupees. 21:52.835 --> 21:54.417 You can't even make a policeman happy 21:54.418 --> 21:56.001 with this much, let alone a horoscope. 21:57.001 --> 21:58.043 All right, take 500. 21:59.210 --> 22:00.960 Make the elements of my horoscope dance. 22:01.626 --> 22:02.418 Okay! 22:08.460 --> 22:12.293 Kaka, I see a hitch in your royal days. 22:12.751 --> 22:16.085 Marriage. Your good days will only start after your marriage. 22:16.293 --> 22:20.876 Find a girl, get married and become a king. 22:22.168 --> 22:22.960 Really? 22:24.626 --> 22:26.751 Girls, the king has arrived. 22:28.501 --> 22:31.168 You jinx! May you get in trouble! 22:31.876 --> 22:35.376 What can even a horoscope do? You are a jinx even for them. 22:38.293 --> 22:40.460 [Laughing] 22:45.043 --> 22:47.585 Kaka, call that saint to our home. 22:47.960 --> 22:49.751 We will treat him well. 22:51.210 --> 22:53.334 He is asking for help finding a girl for him. 22:53.335 --> 22:56.043 The family will suffer who marries their girl to him. 22:57.293 --> 22:58.376 You are right, dad. 22:59.043 --> 23:01.043 They will ask about his job. 23:01.376 --> 23:03.876 We will tell him that he does nothing for now. 23:04.251 --> 23:06.168 But he will become a king in the future. 23:08.543 --> 23:10.876 Find a working woman for him. 23:11.001 --> 23:13.751 All household chores... 23:13.960 --> 23:16.085 can be handled by the king himself. 23:16.501 --> 23:18.668 Once he becomes the king, 23:18.835 --> 23:21.875 he will hire servants himself. 23:21.876 --> 23:24.293 At least do something till then. 23:24.418 --> 23:26.043 I am doing. - What? 23:26.460 --> 23:28.251 Preparation for the royal days. 23:28.460 --> 23:30.876 How is that done? - Leave it, son. 23:31.168 --> 23:32.251 By wasting time. 23:32.710 --> 23:36.460 Have you heard someone doing policies before becoming a king? 23:37.251 --> 23:39.001 What's so bad about policy work? 23:39.793 --> 23:42.126 It's a respectable job. 23:42.335 --> 23:43.750 Tell him. 23:43.751 --> 23:45.750 Your brother-in-law asked you so many times 23:45.751 --> 23:47.585 to become an agent. - Yes. 23:47.960 --> 23:49.960 I will get a commission for the referral. 23:50.126 --> 23:52.584 We can also work together. 23:52.585 --> 23:56.835 Really? You'll now make a king work for your commission. 23:57.543 --> 23:59.668 Once I become a billionaire, 24:00.210 --> 24:03.376 I promise that I will open an insurance company for you. 24:03.835 --> 24:05.375 You know, I feel so bad when you have to visit 24:05.376 --> 24:06.959 people's houses with your bag while saying, 24:06.960 --> 24:10.376 "Please get a policy. Please get a policy." 24:11.126 --> 24:13.292 Dad, there is no benefit in talking to him. 24:13.293 --> 24:16.793 I told you already that it was a waste. 24:19.168 --> 24:21.501 Even giving him a birth was a waste. 24:21.710 --> 24:24.460 That saint fooled you who had said that... 24:24.960 --> 24:26.542 he would take away the world's darkness. 24:26.543 --> 24:30.793 He is himself a dark matter. Is there anyone in the village 24:31.043 --> 24:32.710 who doesn't call him a jinx? 24:33.668 --> 24:35.793 It's not your fault, dad. 24:36.460 --> 24:39.793 If you had known that he would grow up to be like this, 24:40.293 --> 24:41.960 you would have thought something. 24:43.168 --> 24:45.501 Is that enough for you? 24:45.835 --> 24:49.293 I got insulted because of you. Spare me some time. 24:50.418 --> 24:53.376 Think about your family. The kind of family you are born into. 24:54.210 --> 24:55.876 I have retired from the electricity department. 24:56.251 --> 24:58.043 I get a pension even while lying on the cot. 24:58.751 --> 25:02.376 My dad was an army leader... - In the queen's army! 25:03.793 --> 25:05.876 You always talk about the family. 25:06.293 --> 25:08.417 What's so good about winning the battles? 25:08.418 --> 25:11.085 What did he even leave behind? Two acres of land? 25:26.876 --> 25:27.751 I am sorry. 25:30.251 --> 25:31.418 I am sorry. 25:32.210 --> 25:33.751 I am sorry. Don't be angry anymore. 25:34.085 --> 25:36.168 You know that I respect you a lot. 25:36.710 --> 25:38.543 All of them irritate me. 25:38.918 --> 25:41.168 That's why I said that in anger. 25:42.376 --> 25:45.376 You know that I only respect you. 25:46.001 --> 25:47.418 I have never seen my grandma. 25:47.543 --> 25:48.960 I have never seen my mom. 25:49.210 --> 25:51.293 I mean, never in person. 25:52.251 --> 25:54.751 You are the only one whom I love. 25:55.418 --> 25:56.751 You also left me so early. 25:57.751 --> 25:59.376 Now, how do I make them understand? 26:00.251 --> 26:02.210 I am not finding the girl for myself. 26:02.585 --> 26:04.585 That's essential for the royal destiny. 26:05.751 --> 26:07.501 There must be a girl for me. 26:20.335 --> 26:23.792 "She is a fire, desire." 26:23.793 --> 26:26.500 "Queen of the crown. It's not a lie." 26:26.501 --> 26:29.751 "She is a fire, desire." 26:29.876 --> 26:32.876 "Queen of the crown. It's not a lie." 26:37.585 --> 26:40.543 Assume I win a lottery of ten crores. 26:40.751 --> 26:42.876 What's there to assume? Let's consider it done. 26:43.001 --> 26:45.751 No. Not like this. Assume it. 26:46.668 --> 26:48.876 Now, tell me, where will I get this money? 26:49.210 --> 26:50.500 I am sitting here. 26:50.501 --> 26:52.043 Get up then. 26:52.668 --> 26:55.710 Tell me clearly, where and how will I get the money? 26:55.960 --> 26:57.210 Once you win the lottery, 26:57.543 --> 26:59.334 I will call the company. 26:59.335 --> 27:00.585 They will send a man. 27:00.793 --> 27:02.292 Their employee will arrive, 27:02.293 --> 27:04.750 he will check your details and put money in your bank account. 27:04.751 --> 27:07.376 That's all. - Is that all? - Yes. Shall I tear one now? 27:08.751 --> 27:09.668 Okay. 27:10.293 --> 27:11.876 One minute. - Yes. 27:14.085 --> 27:15.710 Shall I tear it now? - Yes. 27:16.543 --> 27:18.543 Oh no! This is not right. 27:18.668 --> 27:20.209 [Laughing] 27:20.210 --> 27:21.668 Hey! - Of course, it won't be right. 27:22.210 --> 27:23.960 This jinx is here. 27:25.751 --> 27:27.168 You keep this ticket with you. 27:27.293 --> 27:29.876 This ticket can't be returned. It has been torn. - Why? 27:30.293 --> 27:31.459 Did you tear it because I asked? 27:31.460 --> 27:33.960 Yes. You asked me to tear it. Take it. 27:34.668 --> 27:35.585 Okay. Give it to me. 27:37.085 --> 27:38.585 "Kaka!" - Take this. 27:40.543 --> 27:41.917 Breaking news! 27:41.918 --> 27:44.084 The mosquito killer and the useless person 27:44.085 --> 27:46.293 fought over a billion-dollar deal. 27:47.251 --> 27:49.376 You jinx! I don't even want to talk to you. 27:49.626 --> 27:52.626 You hang on to the whole day, and now, you don't want to talk to me. 27:52.918 --> 27:53.917 A snake! 27:53.918 --> 27:55.585 Did you call me a snake? 27:55.710 --> 27:58.293 I called you a snake today. Your wife says that to you every day. 27:58.960 --> 28:01.793 Meet! I will deal with you later. 28:03.168 --> 28:05.875 Wow! Money! Money! 28:05.876 --> 28:07.710 Please, man. Go away. 28:11.335 --> 28:13.375 Ekamjot Kaur! 28:13.376 --> 28:14.668 Gurnam Vadech! 28:15.376 --> 28:17.293 What is the leader of useless doing here? 28:17.585 --> 28:18.585 I come here every day. 28:19.293 --> 28:22.918 Chandigarh has taught you how to make fun, alongside nursing? 28:23.460 --> 28:25.876 Anyway, how many days are you here for? - I will stay here. 28:26.501 --> 28:29.793 Uncle, did they throw your girl out? 28:31.501 --> 28:34.376 Does someone pay you to clash with me? 28:34.668 --> 28:35.668 It's my hobby. 28:36.335 --> 28:38.293 Bittu! Get the bat. 28:39.001 --> 28:40.709 Kaka, my friend! My life! 28:40.710 --> 28:41.876 Let's go. - Where are you going? 28:42.251 --> 28:43.835 I am going to roam around with him. 28:44.126 --> 28:47.000 He is useless, and he will make you one. Go inside. 28:47.001 --> 28:49.334 Sit on the bike. - Go inside. - Sit on the bike. 28:49.335 --> 28:53.210 Go inside. - Sit on the bike. 28:53.751 --> 28:56.168 Go inside and study. 28:56.585 --> 28:58.293 Love you, man! - Move! 28:59.793 --> 29:01.251 You can also say that. - Get lost! 29:06.376 --> 29:08.376 What kind of girl is she! - Even I don't talk to her. 29:08.918 --> 29:11.001 You're doing at least one thing right. - Hey! 29:12.085 --> 29:13.543 Five! 29:14.168 --> 29:15.335 Four! 29:16.501 --> 29:18.001 Three! 29:18.168 --> 29:20.085 Three! 29:20.668 --> 29:21.543 Continue! 29:22.543 --> 29:23.793 Three! 29:24.793 --> 29:26.167 Quarter to three. 29:26.168 --> 29:28.625 Sir, this is too much. 29:28.626 --> 29:30.625 Hey, you dwarf man! 29:30.626 --> 29:32.834 When you get a nice beating, 29:32.835 --> 29:35.626 you will be dancing around in the police station. Continue! 29:35.876 --> 29:37.001 Hey, come on! 29:37.960 --> 29:39.085 Two and a half! 29:40.751 --> 29:41.960 Quarter past two! 29:43.501 --> 29:44.543 Two! 29:46.126 --> 29:47.626 Quarter to two! 29:49.918 --> 29:50.876 One and a half! 29:51.210 --> 29:54.459 May everyone have great luck! 29:54.460 --> 29:57.710 May all pairs stay together! Make some noise. 29:57.960 --> 30:01.500 Sultan has caught a thief. 30:01.501 --> 30:03.043 What happened, Kaka? 30:03.376 --> 30:05.876 You used to say that we couldn't catch a thief. 30:07.168 --> 30:11.043 Look at them. Now, do you respect me? 30:12.251 --> 30:14.542 They have troubled us a lot. 30:14.543 --> 30:18.625 But, sir, used his bravery and the brain to catch them. 30:18.626 --> 30:21.000 He is on a different level. 30:21.001 --> 30:25.168 I will start crying. I am feeling proud of you. 30:25.668 --> 30:28.918 If I were a billionaire today, 30:29.043 --> 30:31.418 I would have given rupees five lakhs to each. 30:34.293 --> 30:36.085 Anyway, what have they done? 30:43.460 --> 30:45.460 We have done nothing, sir. 30:45.710 --> 30:48.418 We came from our village to Punjab with a dream. 30:48.835 --> 30:51.668 Our brother is a contract killer. 30:51.876 --> 30:55.960 We thought that we would do a big crime in Punjab. 30:56.085 --> 30:58.959 But we had to steal gutter covers after coming here. 30:58.960 --> 31:00.585 We stole iron and dung. 31:01.376 --> 31:03.042 This guy knew everything. 31:03.043 --> 31:04.584 He never said anything to us. 31:04.585 --> 31:07.667 Today, we stole petrol from his car, 31:07.668 --> 31:09.293 and he made us face this situation. 31:10.251 --> 31:12.084 Please save us. 31:12.085 --> 31:14.335 Please. Sir... 31:21.251 --> 31:24.584 You hit my brother. I won't leave you. 31:24.585 --> 31:26.960 Come here, you dwarf! 31:30.501 --> 31:32.250 Hey! - You... 31:32.251 --> 31:34.875 Shall I teach you counting? 31:34.876 --> 31:37.875 I will kill you! - Leave me! 31:37.876 --> 31:39.501 Leave me! 31:42.293 --> 31:45.251 Did you not hear me? Shall I do your encounter? 31:49.668 --> 31:51.585 Sorry, sir. Sorry... - Get lost! 31:56.543 --> 31:57.418 [Gun loading sound] 32:09.585 --> 32:12.668 Oh, no! - Oh! 32:18.918 --> 32:20.251 Run, brother. 32:21.876 --> 32:24.585 How dare you! 32:26.710 --> 32:27.751 Oh, no! 32:28.918 --> 32:29.668 Let me catch him! 32:30.918 --> 32:33.125 You jinx! 32:33.126 --> 32:38.668 It was so peaceful before you came. My foot! 32:40.960 --> 32:42.960 [Elephant's cawing sound] 32:50.418 --> 32:51.293 Potato! 32:53.085 --> 32:54.292 Are you eating a potato sandwich? 32:54.293 --> 32:55.751 Do you want to eat some? 32:56.335 --> 32:58.335 No. I think it won't be enough for you. 32:58.710 --> 32:59.376 Where is Channi? 32:59.960 --> 33:01.918 He went behind the building. 33:02.376 --> 33:04.460 Keep on eating. Go on. 33:08.960 --> 33:11.960 Jiya! Hey, my love! 33:13.168 --> 33:15.293 Why don't you talk to me? 33:16.126 --> 33:19.126 You never meet me. I miss you. 33:21.293 --> 33:22.709 Tell me one thing. 33:22.710 --> 33:25.001 The palazzo that I ordered for you, 33:25.960 --> 33:28.750 you were supposed to wear it and send me an image. Why didn't you? 33:28.751 --> 33:31.835 I took the image. But it didn't turn well. 33:32.001 --> 33:34.500 Why? - I don't have good footwear. 33:34.501 --> 33:36.751 Oh, my love! It's such a small matter. 33:36.876 --> 33:38.584 I will order the footwear. 33:38.585 --> 33:40.668 Just send me the image. 33:40.960 --> 33:44.001 Listen, I bought a beautiful purse for you. 33:44.376 --> 33:46.251 I will give it to you when you come to see me. 33:46.376 --> 33:49.918 No! I feel shy while accepting gifts from you. 33:50.251 --> 33:52.417 Why? Am I not your lover? 33:52.418 --> 33:54.750 You are my lover. But... 33:54.751 --> 33:57.543 No but! Send me the image. 33:57.835 --> 33:59.960 I have sent you the link. 34:00.460 --> 34:03.084 Oh, my God! Mom is here. I'll talk to you later. 34:03.085 --> 34:06.085 Hey, Jiya! My love... - Bye! 34:06.543 --> 34:08.085 Mwah! - Hey! 34:09.293 --> 34:11.001 Hey! - Huh? 34:14.668 --> 34:16.085 Oh, come on! 34:16.210 --> 34:17.460 Hey, Bind! 34:17.751 --> 34:18.793 No! 34:24.793 --> 34:29.668 "Jiya! Jiya! You made me earn money, Jiya!" 34:32.168 --> 34:33.418 "Hey, Kaka!" 34:43.543 --> 34:45.293 Stop doing this. - Ah! 34:45.418 --> 34:46.293 Ah! 34:46.460 --> 34:48.210 You take these drugs medicine early in the morning. 34:48.710 --> 34:50.626 And then you need support all day. 34:51.751 --> 34:55.375 What do you get from this? - Peace, Kaka. Peace. 34:55.376 --> 34:57.085 Is it peace or euphoria? 34:57.876 --> 35:00.335 Whatever it is, 35:00.835 --> 35:03.001 it's very joyful, I swear. 35:03.460 --> 35:05.792 Do you also want to visit heaven? 35:05.793 --> 35:07.210 Shall I beat you with my shoe? 35:08.585 --> 35:10.251 My family is already troubling me. 35:15.210 --> 35:18.251 Tell me something new. What happened? 35:18.626 --> 35:20.876 Nothing. I asked them to get me married. 35:21.043 --> 35:24.085 Find a girl for me. But they are taunting me. 35:24.835 --> 35:26.168 You want to get married? - Yes. 35:27.626 --> 35:29.626 There is a ready-made girl for you. 35:30.376 --> 35:30.959 Which one? 35:30.960 --> 35:32.335 "The chubby one!" 35:33.918 --> 35:34.585 No. 35:34.918 --> 35:37.376 "The chubby one!" - Really! 35:38.460 --> 35:39.501 "The chubby one!" 35:46.376 --> 35:49.876 "The chubby one! You took away my heart, chubby girl." 35:58.543 --> 36:00.585 "The chubby one!" 36:06.543 --> 36:07.834 "The chubby one!" 36:07.835 --> 36:09.959 My lord, I have found the girl. 36:09.960 --> 36:12.168 This quick? How did you find one? 36:12.418 --> 36:14.751 I can find one. It's not like I am sick. 36:15.168 --> 36:17.001 Kaka, you didn't get my point. 36:17.460 --> 36:20.167 The direction of your horoscope elements are changing every moment. 36:20.168 --> 36:22.293 Put the brake on their direction. 36:23.085 --> 36:25.210 I have found a solution for every problem. - Yes. 36:25.501 --> 36:27.376 You should also solve this for me. 36:27.751 --> 36:31.585 I will do it. You need to pay 51000 for that. - How much? 36:31.751 --> 36:33.584 You can pay 31000. - Hundred! 36:33.585 --> 36:35.751 21000. - 251. 36:35.960 --> 36:38.251 11000. - 275! - 1100. 36:39.543 --> 36:41.501 Let's finalise this in 500. - Done. 36:46.043 --> 36:48.126 It's real. - Oh! 36:48.960 --> 36:51.668 Now, do something for me for once. 36:51.918 --> 36:53.585 I will do that. Show me your forehead. 36:55.085 --> 36:58.500 Oh! One of your elements is positive. 36:58.501 --> 37:00.960 The other one is completely against it. 37:01.168 --> 37:06.001 You will only be successful if you bring these elements together. 37:06.460 --> 37:09.460 How many times have I told you to tell me things in Punjabi? 37:09.710 --> 37:11.625 What I mean is that marriage is the solution. 37:11.626 --> 37:12.876 But there is a small hitch. 37:13.168 --> 37:14.001 Bring your ear forward. 37:14.710 --> 37:17.709 You need to get married to an already married woman. 37:17.710 --> 37:18.585 What? 37:20.126 --> 37:22.126 [Evil laugh] 37:23.501 --> 37:25.668 'If you want to become a king,' 37:26.335 --> 37:28.251 'you can't marry a normal girl.' 37:28.668 --> 37:30.668 'Marry a girl...' 37:31.168 --> 37:33.293 'who is already married.' 37:34.960 --> 37:36.710 "Hey, Kaka!" 37:40.626 --> 37:42.710 "Hey, Kaka!" 37:46.835 --> 37:48.209 [Whistling sound] - "Hey, Kaka!" 37:48.210 --> 37:51.959 "He is a jinxed boy. He enjoys others' money." 37:51.960 --> 37:54.542 "He jinxes everyone. He does nothing," 37:54.543 --> 37:55.709 "but his pockets are full of cash." 37:55.710 --> 37:59.375 "He is a jinxed boy. He enjoys others' money." 37:59.376 --> 38:01.750 "He jinxes everyone. He does nothing," 38:01.751 --> 38:03.210 "but his pockets are full of cash." 38:05.418 --> 38:06.710 "Hey, Kaka!" 38:10.126 --> 38:12.168 "Hey, Kaka!" 38:12.751 --> 38:14.668 Bind, here is your container. 38:15.001 --> 38:17.085 This is the only thing you have done well today. 38:17.501 --> 38:21.251 You never ask me to do anything. You should tell me. 38:21.793 --> 38:23.418 Think of me as your own. 38:24.793 --> 38:28.043 Also, that guy, Magar, is not right. He is into bad habits. 38:28.168 --> 38:30.251 What? Bad habits? 38:30.751 --> 38:32.043 What kind of bad habits? 38:32.293 --> 38:33.585 Poor people's habits. 38:34.876 --> 38:37.668 Let me become a billionaire, and I will straighten him out. 38:38.168 --> 38:39.792 What's the relation between you becoming 38:39.793 --> 38:42.751 a billionaire and Magar becoming right again? 38:43.251 --> 38:46.585 No. I will bring him onto the right path for you. 38:47.626 --> 38:49.876 I'll become a billionaire with your help. 38:53.793 --> 38:54.626 What kind of help? 38:56.376 --> 38:58.293 Bind, you need to... 38:58.626 --> 38:59.960 get married to me. 39:00.668 --> 39:02.168 Hey! Hey! 39:03.418 --> 39:05.001 Biro! 39:05.793 --> 39:08.210 It's such a shameful thing. - What shameful thing? 39:08.418 --> 39:11.168 You are lifting so much weight when I am here. 39:11.376 --> 39:13.000 What? I do this every day. 39:13.001 --> 39:14.293 But today is the day when I have felt some shame. 39:14.876 --> 39:17.626 Anyhow, I am ready to lift the weight of your life. 39:17.876 --> 39:19.960 What do you mean? - Will you marry me? 39:20.793 --> 39:21.710 Just for a little while. 39:22.876 --> 39:24.668 Once my royal time starts, 39:25.043 --> 39:28.210 you can either go to Mangi or that recovery agent. 39:28.335 --> 39:30.959 I'll even help you run away with a third one. 39:30.960 --> 39:33.168 Let me teach you a lesson! - No... Hey! 39:34.918 --> 39:36.585 I have been noticing for some time, 39:37.335 --> 39:38.960 both of you are fighting. 39:39.460 --> 39:42.501 She is my wife. Why do you care whether we fight or die? 39:43.210 --> 39:45.460 I have a solution for you. 39:45.585 --> 39:46.292 What? 39:46.293 --> 39:47.875 "Hey, Kaka!" 39:47.876 --> 39:51.459 "Kaka is a jinx. He enjoys on others' money." 39:51.460 --> 39:53.792 "He jinxes everyone. He does nothing," 39:53.793 --> 39:55.000 "but has pockets full of money." 39:55.001 --> 39:58.917 "Kaka is a jinx. He enjoys on others' money." 39:58.918 --> 40:01.292 "He jinxes everyone. He does nothing," 40:01.293 --> 40:02.960 "but has pockets full of money." 40:03.835 --> 40:05.418 [Firecracker sound] 40:05.793 --> 40:07.501 [Buffalo wailing] 40:11.501 --> 40:14.585 Ask him how much more of my blood he wants to suck? 40:15.001 --> 40:17.876 I'll fill the bottles for him so that he can sit and drink. 40:19.626 --> 40:22.585 Man, how much more of our blood do you want to suck? Tell us. 40:23.043 --> 40:26.043 Have you pledged to never let us live in peace? 40:27.085 --> 40:29.001 This house has never seen peace anyway. 40:29.460 --> 40:31.167 Either dad and I are fighting 40:31.168 --> 40:33.168 or four of us are fighting when you guys come. 40:33.335 --> 40:35.501 If we are not here, both of you will fight. 40:35.751 --> 40:39.210 And, if four of us go somewhere, these frog-like neighbours fight. 40:40.168 --> 40:42.251 Hey! Did you call me a frog? 40:42.376 --> 40:44.585 I have only said that today. She calls you every day. 40:45.168 --> 40:46.042 Meet! 40:46.043 --> 40:48.085 [Frog's croaking sound] 40:50.126 --> 40:52.126 [Ominous sound] 40:56.751 --> 40:58.960 You made me break up with Sona. 41:00.210 --> 41:02.001 I won't spare that scoundrel! 41:04.168 --> 41:07.876 [Motorbike passing] 41:14.335 --> 41:16.250 I will not spare him today! 41:16.251 --> 41:20.460 [Electrocuting sound] 41:27.710 --> 41:31.001 Channi! Please get us some tea. 41:31.460 --> 41:34.168 Kaku. I have an idea for you. 41:34.418 --> 41:36.418 First, I will get married to someone else. 41:36.585 --> 41:39.668 Then I will become married. So, you can marry me. 41:40.626 --> 41:43.501 I can at least do this much for my boyfriend. 41:44.835 --> 41:47.585 She can! She can! Kaku! 41:48.085 --> 41:50.542 Ka... ku! - Say something. 41:50.543 --> 41:52.710 Whose boyfriend? 41:53.210 --> 41:56.293 Make things clear. She has made me her boyfriend in her mind. 41:56.876 --> 41:58.585 You should stop dreaming. 41:58.793 --> 42:00.501 I will finish your job right away. 42:01.293 --> 42:02.543 What is he doing now? - Hey, fans! 42:02.793 --> 42:07.626 [Talking gibberish] 42:08.668 --> 42:12.335 Hey! What did he say? I didn't understand. 42:12.751 --> 42:14.460 Man, I have told my fans... 42:14.668 --> 42:16.292 to find a girl for my friend. 42:16.293 --> 42:17.709 Doesn't matter if we don't find one in Punjab. 42:17.710 --> 42:19.375 We will find one in South India. 42:19.376 --> 42:21.709 Don't worry. - You have a total of 236 followers. 42:21.710 --> 42:23.585 They will become 36 because of your actions. 42:25.668 --> 42:26.960 What is she doing here? 42:27.085 --> 42:29.501 Sister. She has joined the dispensary here. 42:29.751 --> 42:31.084 She is the new nurse here. 42:31.085 --> 42:32.709 Your sister! - Kaka! 42:32.710 --> 42:34.042 Did you have to find a job here? 42:34.043 --> 42:35.293 She didn't get a job anywhere else. 42:35.585 --> 42:38.168 Bittu, what are you doing? Come here. 42:38.585 --> 42:39.460 Yeah, I am coming. 42:39.876 --> 42:41.960 We only had one place to go. She will ruin that, too. 42:42.376 --> 42:44.710 Don't you hear? Come here! 42:46.543 --> 42:48.334 She would call him to say, 42:48.335 --> 42:50.751 "What are you doing with this useless man? Let's go home!" 42:51.710 --> 42:53.542 What are you doing with this useless man? Let's go home! 42:53.543 --> 42:55.210 Hey! Who did you call useless? 42:55.418 --> 42:58.875 You! Useless! Useless! Useless! I have called you three times. 42:58.876 --> 43:00.418 Go home! - Stay here! 43:00.876 --> 43:03.292 Why do you always police him around? Don't you have some shame? 43:03.293 --> 43:06.500 I am scared that he would become like you in your company. 43:06.501 --> 43:08.167 Bittu, are you going home or not? 43:08.168 --> 43:11.460 Hey, stay here. He can't be like me. He has taken your qualities. 43:11.626 --> 43:15.167 Have you ever seen your face? It's like a rotten bottle gourd. 43:15.168 --> 43:18.292 Cheap people can only use a cheap vegetable as an example. 43:18.293 --> 43:19.875 He is saying so much to your sister 43:19.876 --> 43:21.250 while you are here. Have you got no shame? 43:21.251 --> 43:23.209 My sister... - Your sister doesn't know 43:23.210 --> 43:25.125 how to talk to the upcoming king. 43:25.126 --> 43:29.084 King, my foot! No money in pocket, our king is poor. 43:29.085 --> 43:31.042 Go home! - Stay here! 43:31.043 --> 43:34.501 Let my royal days begin. I will crush you under an elephant's foot. 43:34.626 --> 43:36.626 [Elephant trumpeting sound] 43:38.751 --> 43:40.875 Talk to me the day... 43:40.876 --> 43:42.584 your royal time starts. 43:42.585 --> 43:44.042 Are you going to listen to me or not? 43:44.043 --> 43:46.710 Stay away! - Let the air pass. Move! 43:49.335 --> 43:51.918 [Thunder sound] 43:55.668 --> 43:57.251 She is bound to marry some unfortunate soul. 43:58.001 --> 44:00.001 [Birds chirping] 44:00.168 --> 44:03.459 Preet, do you know the daughter of the lottery seller? 44:03.460 --> 44:05.376 Yes. - She has joined the dispensary. 44:05.585 --> 44:08.460 I think she has been fired from her job. 44:09.460 --> 44:11.543 I heard that she had an affair. 44:11.751 --> 44:15.293 That might be the case. These girls from cities have no shame. 44:15.876 --> 44:18.750 The daughter of the Dhillon family, the one with the big house. - Jiti! 44:18.751 --> 44:22.418 I heard that she is behind a married man. 44:22.585 --> 44:24.460 What! Really? 44:24.793 --> 44:27.376 What else? They talk sweetly... 44:27.501 --> 44:29.210 and trap guys. 44:29.501 --> 44:31.085 Then they ask them to do a recharge, 44:31.251 --> 44:33.168 Google Pay, shopping, 44:33.293 --> 44:35.085 and all these things. 44:35.751 --> 44:37.585 You should take care. 44:38.126 --> 44:41.085 Your husband seems so innocent to me. 44:50.710 --> 44:53.793 You know the heart is an essential part of our body. 44:54.126 --> 44:55.376 What if something happens to you? 44:56.168 --> 44:58.668 Imagine you get a heart attack right now. 44:59.001 --> 45:01.293 I will be fully responsible for you. 45:02.001 --> 45:03.543 We will pay the whole amount. 45:06.335 --> 45:09.168 Oh! Listen to me. I will explain it to you. 45:09.626 --> 45:11.960 Oh! Hear me out. 45:13.085 --> 45:14.168 Oh, man! 45:16.251 --> 45:17.501 Who are you explaining to? 45:17.793 --> 45:19.793 To a client. Who else? 45:20.376 --> 45:21.710 Is it a client or a girl? 45:22.043 --> 45:24.210 Girl? Which girl? 45:24.751 --> 45:27.085 The one with whom you talk all day. 45:27.376 --> 45:29.792 Preet, if I don't talk to the client, 45:29.793 --> 45:31.293 how will I sell the policies? 45:31.418 --> 45:33.585 Which policy selling needs you to laugh so much? 45:33.918 --> 45:35.668 Preet, when I talk happily, 45:35.876 --> 45:37.168 the client will be convinced to buy the policy. 45:37.710 --> 45:40.917 Should I jump on everyone like a dog like your brother? 45:40.918 --> 45:42.710 Don't try to change the topic. 45:43.085 --> 45:44.876 Tell me the truth. Who were you talking to? 45:45.668 --> 45:48.793 Preet, do you really think that I talk to girls? 45:49.001 --> 45:51.626 You might be. Anything can happen. 45:51.918 --> 45:54.751 Phone recharge. Google Pay. Shopping. 45:55.085 --> 45:56.460 You do all these things, right? 45:56.710 --> 46:00.085 Oh God! I have lost everything! I am ruined! 46:00.376 --> 46:04.209 In that case, I have also lost everything. I am also ruined. 46:04.210 --> 46:05.543 Tell me now. 46:06.001 --> 46:07.585 Is this a life? 46:08.376 --> 46:11.585 I listen to my client's scoldings, then listen to my wife's scoldings. 46:12.710 --> 46:15.585 Even a street dog has a better life than I. 46:15.960 --> 46:19.043 At least he doesn't have to sell policies like a dog. 46:19.543 --> 46:20.918 Oh! 46:22.543 --> 46:23.585 Hello! 46:24.460 --> 46:27.042 I am calling from Jago Insurance. Yes. 46:27.043 --> 46:28.418 I was the one who called. 46:29.251 --> 46:30.043 Will you have some tea? 46:31.751 --> 46:32.668 I will take a peg now. 46:33.626 --> 46:34.834 Hello! 46:34.835 --> 46:39.293 One! Two! Three! Four! Get me a married woman. 46:39.793 --> 46:42.210 Five! Six! Seven! Eight! 46:42.668 --> 46:44.793 Leave alone the married women! 46:45.335 --> 46:46.376 How can I? 46:47.126 --> 46:51.376 The saint asks to find a married woman to start my royal days. 46:52.085 --> 46:55.001 The married woman says that she would hit me with her shoe. 46:55.335 --> 46:57.667 You say that no one respects you in the locality. 46:57.668 --> 47:01.376 You can't even find a girl for me. What the... - Take it! 47:02.376 --> 47:03.251 Drink the peg. 47:05.960 --> 47:09.876 [Slurping sound] 47:13.751 --> 47:17.876 Those two thieves escaped because of you. 47:18.626 --> 47:20.085 I don't know what you want. 47:21.376 --> 47:24.168 My promotion has been cancelled. 47:25.043 --> 47:27.668 Once I get promoted, 47:28.876 --> 47:30.876 I can get married. 47:31.210 --> 47:33.293 You only care about yourself. 47:34.001 --> 47:36.918 My royal days are in jeopardy. 47:37.835 --> 47:39.293 Try to understand. 47:39.668 --> 47:41.834 I will become a billionaire. 47:41.835 --> 47:44.750 Then only I will serve you well. 47:44.751 --> 47:47.585 We will drink English alcohol. 47:48.335 --> 47:50.085 Why don't you say it like this? 47:50.460 --> 47:53.168 Go and find those people who... 47:53.460 --> 47:56.917 let girls and boys meet after charging a thousand rupees. 47:56.918 --> 47:57.793 What? 47:58.293 --> 48:00.875 The middleman. They fix marriages. - Yeah, right. 48:00.876 --> 48:02.750 Fix marriages? - Yes. 48:02.751 --> 48:04.625 The middle man. 48:04.626 --> 48:06.168 You should meet him. 48:08.835 --> 48:11.001 Marriage fixing. 48:11.668 --> 48:14.585 He will take rupees 1000 as payment. Carry it with you. 48:16.960 --> 48:17.793 Let's go. 48:18.960 --> 48:20.460 Hey! 48:21.043 --> 48:22.960 What are you doing here? 48:25.501 --> 48:28.876 Sir, we were playing hide-and-seek. 48:29.460 --> 48:31.460 Good. Keep on playing. 48:31.585 --> 48:34.292 Hmm. - But play it away from Sir's car. 48:34.293 --> 48:37.000 Yes. - Okay, sir. 48:37.001 --> 48:38.960 Move! - Hold on. 48:39.543 --> 48:40.584 What is your name? 48:40.585 --> 48:42.585 It's Mithun. 48:42.793 --> 48:45.085 What's your name? - It's Ravi Kishan. 48:45.585 --> 48:49.251 Okay. Get lost! Run! 48:55.168 --> 48:58.001 Sir, there is no tyre. 48:58.126 --> 49:00.126 Oh. The tyre is not there. 49:00.710 --> 49:01.543 What? 49:02.585 --> 49:04.585 Sir is on a different level. 49:06.251 --> 49:08.835 [Laughing] 49:10.043 --> 49:14.126 My love, I waited for you at the bus stand all day. 49:14.460 --> 49:15.501 But you didn't come. 49:15.668 --> 49:17.293 Mom didn't let me come. 49:17.751 --> 49:21.043 You know my phone recharge was also finished. 49:21.251 --> 49:24.500 So I couldn't inform you that I couldn't come. 49:24.501 --> 49:26.876 'I am so sorry, love.' 49:27.293 --> 49:29.585 No sorry. Not an issue, my love. 49:30.168 --> 49:32.585 'I also want to meet you.' 49:32.876 --> 49:35.085 Don't worry. We will meet soon. 49:35.501 --> 49:37.668 'My mood is not good.' - Why? 49:38.043 --> 49:40.251 You know my friend, Riya? 49:40.668 --> 49:43.960 I asked her to do a recharge for ten rupees. 49:44.085 --> 49:46.084 'That's also going to end now.' 49:46.085 --> 49:48.168 No, baby. 49:48.293 --> 49:52.085 Don't worry about the recharge. I'll do a rupee 100 recharge right away. 49:52.376 --> 49:55.085 No. Why will you do my recharge? 49:55.751 --> 49:57.960 Are you not my love? 49:58.126 --> 50:01.000 Can't I do a recharge for my love? I'll do it right away. 50:01.001 --> 50:03.625 Do one thing. Do a recharge for rupees 400. 50:03.626 --> 50:06.834 You know that it also offers an OTB subscription. 50:06.835 --> 50:09.876 What does that mean? I will make a recharge of 500 rupees. 50:10.418 --> 50:13.667 You! Oh, my God! Mom is here. I'll talk to you later. 50:13.668 --> 50:15.543 Love, listen to me. - 'Bye! Bye!' 50:15.668 --> 50:16.793 'My love...' 50:21.335 --> 50:23.793 [Laughing] 50:40.543 --> 50:44.460 Recharge... - Bind! - Oh no! Take this. 50:51.543 --> 50:54.126 "Jiya! Jiya! Oh, Jiya!" 50:55.585 --> 50:58.293 At least you could have let me do the recharge. 51:01.668 --> 51:04.126 Kaka, you are here. Come here. 51:04.585 --> 51:06.585 Meet him. He is the middleman. 51:07.376 --> 51:09.293 We have made your job easy. 51:10.168 --> 51:13.876 You wanted a girl. He will assist you with that. 51:15.251 --> 51:16.917 Did you tell him the requirements? - Yes. 51:16.918 --> 51:19.043 I have got your requirement. 51:19.293 --> 51:21.084 You need a married girl. 51:21.085 --> 51:22.668 Yes. - You will get one. 51:23.043 --> 51:25.043 When do you need her? - As soon as possible. 51:25.668 --> 51:27.418 Did you get the money? - Yes. 51:29.293 --> 51:30.168 1000 rupees. 51:38.626 --> 51:42.501 It shows girls who are married. 51:42.918 --> 51:44.375 Will they agree to marry me? 51:44.376 --> 51:46.876 All of them will agree. Check them first. 51:48.251 --> 51:49.293 No. 51:50.376 --> 51:51.876 Huh! 51:52.835 --> 51:53.668 Move. 51:54.585 --> 51:55.418 Park. 51:56.251 --> 51:58.251 [Suspenseful music] 52:04.835 --> 52:06.376 Is she married? - Yes. 52:06.710 --> 52:09.543 I received her profile last week. She is a fresh piece. 52:10.376 --> 52:11.460 She is a divorcee. 52:11.585 --> 52:12.793 "Hey, Kaka!" 52:14.835 --> 52:15.876 She is a divorcee! 52:17.585 --> 52:19.792 A divorcee is also considered married. 52:19.793 --> 52:21.543 I was wasting my time behind others' wives. 52:22.626 --> 52:23.876 Hello, divorcee! 52:28.668 --> 52:30.500 I will have to trap this monkey-like woman. 52:30.501 --> 52:33.793 People even marry dogs to please their horoscopes. 52:34.168 --> 52:35.792 She is still better than that. 52:35.793 --> 52:37.626 She bites me like a dog, though. 52:38.626 --> 52:40.293 Won't I become technically wrong? - How? 52:40.501 --> 52:43.001 She is Bittu's sister. Bittu is our friend. 52:43.335 --> 52:44.500 Isn't it wrong for my friendship? 52:44.501 --> 52:47.585 No, man. Ekam is older than you. - Yes. 52:47.710 --> 52:49.460 Bittu is five years younger than you. - Yes. 52:49.876 --> 52:51.585 Hence, he becomes your brother-in-law. 52:51.751 --> 52:53.085 What a cunning mind! 52:53.751 --> 52:55.668 He won't even get angry. 52:56.960 --> 52:59.168 Ekam and I will look good together. 52:59.293 --> 53:02.667 I fight with the whole village. She fights with me. 53:02.668 --> 53:05.085 You know what the hashtag will be? - What? - A dog pair! 53:05.876 --> 53:08.835 Yeah! 53:10.751 --> 53:11.917 [Whistle sound] 53:11.918 --> 53:13.210 [Dog howling] 53:13.376 --> 53:14.168 Dad is not here. 53:16.210 --> 53:17.043 I know. 53:19.043 --> 53:21.960 Why are you showing your teeth like a madman? What happened? 53:22.876 --> 53:24.085 Give me a ticket. 53:24.835 --> 53:26.375 Since when did you start buying lottery tickets? 53:26.376 --> 53:28.460 Since I saw your picture. - What do you mean? 53:29.543 --> 53:30.959 Since I saw that picture. 53:30.960 --> 53:33.418 Ten crores! Bumper offer! 53:33.626 --> 53:35.126 I will be the winner. 53:39.543 --> 53:40.376 Give me rupees 100. 53:41.793 --> 53:44.085 Leave it. - First, pay the money. 53:46.460 --> 53:48.376 You are good with accounting. 53:49.043 --> 53:50.585 Thank you, Ekamjot. 53:51.876 --> 53:54.167 Are you high or what? 53:54.168 --> 53:55.584 You are showing your teeth and laughing. 53:55.585 --> 53:56.793 Is it a crime to laugh? 53:57.251 --> 53:58.792 Your birth is a crime. 53:58.793 --> 54:00.668 Do one thing, kill me. 54:00.793 --> 54:02.375 You have a problem when I laugh with you. 54:02.376 --> 54:04.000 You have a problem when I quarrel with you. 54:04.001 --> 54:05.167 What do you want? 54:05.168 --> 54:07.585 Don't mess with me. - I won't. 54:07.876 --> 54:09.917 I will become a dog if I talk to you again. 54:09.918 --> 54:12.417 Then, get lost. Don't come even when Dad is around. 54:12.418 --> 54:13.792 Don't come when Bittu is around. 54:13.793 --> 54:15.334 And when I am here, don't come at all. 54:15.335 --> 54:18.084 Moving forward, I won't come. - Don't come from behind either. 54:18.085 --> 54:20.709 Get lost. - Get lost. 54:20.710 --> 54:22.418 Get lost. - It's my shop. 54:23.793 --> 54:27.043 Hey, Bittu. Put a chain around your sister. 54:27.460 --> 54:28.293 Let me deal with you! 54:37.168 --> 54:38.168 You fought with her. 54:39.085 --> 54:41.375 Listen to me, for a few days, 54:41.376 --> 54:44.085 lock the real Kaka in a box. 54:44.293 --> 54:45.875 Let a fake Kaka out... 54:45.876 --> 54:47.460 who can lovingly talk to her. 54:48.168 --> 54:49.751 Why should I hear her taunts? 54:51.585 --> 54:52.960 How will you even marry? 54:53.168 --> 54:56.293 I think you will kill each other before marriage. 54:57.876 --> 54:59.960 You need the royal life, right? - Yes. 55:02.710 --> 55:03.876 "Hey, Kaka!" 55:04.001 --> 55:06.251 Who will bandage me up if she injures me? 55:07.043 --> 55:08.793 Our Ekam is there. 55:10.210 --> 55:11.460 "Hey, Kaka!" 55:12.376 --> 55:14.000 Let's go and get bandaged. 55:14.001 --> 55:15.376 For whom? - For you! 55:19.543 --> 55:21.168 Mom! - Just like this! 55:21.710 --> 55:25.084 When he cried out like this, I didn't know what to do. 55:25.085 --> 55:27.876 I didn't know where to take him. 55:28.126 --> 55:28.918 Right? - No! 55:31.376 --> 55:32.667 Then I remembered, 55:32.668 --> 55:35.293 our Ekam is a doctor too. - Nurse. 55:35.668 --> 55:37.960 Nurse. Doctor. Traditional healer. 55:38.168 --> 55:39.959 All of them are the same, Ekamjot. 55:39.960 --> 55:43.960 In reality, you are the gods saving people's lives! 55:44.126 --> 55:45.250 How did he get injured? 55:45.251 --> 55:46.585 Stone. - Drugs. 55:46.793 --> 55:47.875 He is saying 'stone'. 55:47.876 --> 55:50.543 He doesn't even remember whether it's day or night. 55:50.918 --> 55:52.625 Hmm. 55:52.626 --> 55:55.918 He is a druggie, Ekam. Does a druggie even accept their mistake? 55:56.168 --> 55:58.876 They either find faults in people or in the government. 55:59.043 --> 56:01.043 Listen, I don't believe you. 56:02.168 --> 56:04.168 One minute. Let me give you a demo. 56:04.460 --> 56:07.751 Channi, the one who smokes cigarettes... 56:07.876 --> 56:09.667 He never gets bitten by either snake or ant. 56:09.668 --> 56:11.125 The one who eats poppy... 56:11.126 --> 56:12.709 He never has knee pain. 56:12.710 --> 56:14.292 The one who eats opium... 56:14.293 --> 56:15.792 He always plans new schemes. 56:15.793 --> 56:17.293 The one who eats food... 56:17.460 --> 56:19.000 He dies early. 56:19.001 --> 56:19.710 Look at him. 56:23.126 --> 56:24.959 You have to come for a re-bandage on the day after tomorrow. 56:24.960 --> 56:26.085 I'll bring him myself. 56:26.876 --> 56:28.460 Stop! Stop! 56:30.876 --> 56:33.168 Park it here. Here. 56:33.668 --> 56:37.043 Yeah, good. Where are you coming from? 56:37.335 --> 56:38.210 From my village. 56:38.501 --> 56:40.210 Where are you going? - To the village. 56:40.418 --> 56:41.210 Papers? 56:57.001 --> 56:59.168 Sir! - Yes. 57:00.710 --> 57:01.585 Come here for a moment. 57:01.918 --> 57:04.376 "Chubby one! Chubby one!" 57:05.876 --> 57:08.793 "Chubby one! Chubby one!" 57:09.543 --> 57:10.751 "Chubby one!" 57:17.376 --> 57:21.542 "Chubby one! You stole my heart, Chubby one." 57:21.543 --> 57:23.750 "Chubby one!" 57:23.751 --> 57:26.293 Hello! My name is Sultan Singh. 57:26.585 --> 57:27.667 What's your name? 57:27.668 --> 57:29.417 My name is Dolly Saini. 57:29.418 --> 57:30.875 Sir, she doesn't have any papers. 57:30.876 --> 57:32.501 You, shut up, junior! 57:33.876 --> 57:36.167 You talk, senior! Please say. 57:36.168 --> 57:38.293 What should she say? - Still. Junior! 57:39.460 --> 57:40.460 Tell me the number. 57:40.793 --> 57:43.209 Number? 0562. 57:43.210 --> 57:45.043 Tell me the number that connects to you. 57:46.335 --> 57:47.500 90... - Yes? 57:47.501 --> 57:48.709 47... - Yes. 57:48.710 --> 57:49.750 20... - Yes. 57:49.751 --> 57:50.709 47... - Yes. 57:50.710 --> 57:52.667 48... - What's the matter, Drum? 57:52.668 --> 57:54.376 Kaku! - Kaku? 57:54.501 --> 57:55.543 Kaku? 57:55.751 --> 57:59.376 He is my Kaku. I have an affair with him. 58:00.835 --> 58:05.375 Hey, make her pay a fine of 10,000. No, seize her scooter. 58:05.376 --> 58:08.085 Yes, sir. - Tell the truth. You'll be in trouble someday. 58:10.418 --> 58:12.042 It's only one-sided from her side. 58:12.043 --> 58:14.126 You can still win her. 58:15.335 --> 58:16.168 Me? 58:17.626 --> 58:19.542 "Chubby one! Chubby one!" 58:19.543 --> 58:20.918 No challan. 58:21.626 --> 58:23.043 Ms Dolly, you may leave. 58:25.376 --> 58:26.501 Thank you. 58:27.293 --> 58:28.293 "Chubby one!" 58:35.376 --> 58:36.584 "Chubby one!" 58:36.585 --> 58:37.792 No! No! 58:37.793 --> 58:41.085 No! God swear! - Let her do it, Channi. 58:41.626 --> 58:43.167 Nothing will happen, Channi. 58:43.168 --> 58:44.292 You are a brave kid. - Hey. 58:44.293 --> 58:45.667 Leave me. - All right. 58:45.668 --> 58:47.876 Okay. Listen, I will be careful. 58:50.335 --> 58:51.460 No... 58:51.876 --> 58:53.126 Give me your hand. 58:53.668 --> 58:55.376 Do it. - Yes, do it. 58:58.626 --> 59:00.585 Mom! 59:06.585 --> 59:11.959 One hits me with a stone. Another hits me with a scale. 59:11.960 --> 59:16.501 Oh God! I will have to treat myself now. 59:17.960 --> 59:19.585 Did you hit him with a stone? 59:24.585 --> 59:27.793 I just wanted to see whether you can bandage someone or not. 59:28.543 --> 59:29.376 Have you seen it? 59:31.126 --> 59:33.293 No. I am still watching. 59:33.460 --> 59:37.585 Mr Gurnam Vadech, are you trying to flirt with me? 59:37.835 --> 59:41.210 Who is trying? I am flirting. 59:45.293 --> 59:48.209 Listen, shall I hit him with a stone again 59:48.210 --> 59:50.876 or find a new excuse to meet you? 59:52.335 --> 59:54.668 Anyway, we have studied together at the school. 59:55.126 --> 59:56.835 But, I think that... 59:57.085 --> 59:59.043 our chemistry is getting better now. 01:00:08.543 --> 01:00:10.543 [Mellow music] 01:00:58.210 --> 01:00:59.001 Go on. 01:01:03.710 --> 01:01:04.876 What a weird thing it is. 01:01:05.960 --> 01:01:07.668 Even the snake and the stick became friends. 01:01:08.251 --> 01:01:10.251 Thank god you considered yourself a snake. 01:01:10.668 --> 01:01:12.835 Or else, you used to call me a snake in childhood. 01:01:13.210 --> 01:01:14.710 Don't remind me of childhood. 01:01:15.751 --> 01:01:18.085 You remember, this place used to get filled with so much water. 01:01:19.085 --> 01:01:21.793 We used to bathe all day. 01:01:22.585 --> 01:01:24.085 There was nothing to worry about. 01:01:24.876 --> 01:01:27.376 Those were the days. Then came high school, 01:01:27.793 --> 01:01:30.793 nursing school, hospital job, 01:01:31.418 --> 01:01:32.710 and the life in Chandigarh... 01:01:33.585 --> 01:01:35.460 kept on running. 01:01:36.751 --> 01:01:38.460 I never got time for myself. 01:01:38.876 --> 01:01:41.210 Now I am thinking of applying for an Australian visa. 01:01:41.501 --> 01:01:42.751 Same pinch. - What? 01:01:43.460 --> 01:01:45.793 Not about Australia. I am talking about the time. 01:01:46.918 --> 01:01:49.001 Earlier, I used to take care of my dad. 01:01:49.876 --> 01:01:51.251 Then, I got Preet married. 01:01:51.835 --> 01:01:53.376 I never got time for myself. 01:01:54.210 --> 01:01:55.876 No one even took care of me. 01:01:56.710 --> 01:01:59.168 To top that, the whole village calls me a jinx. 01:02:00.418 --> 01:02:02.751 Both of us are strugglers. 01:02:04.043 --> 01:02:05.293 But I have struggled more than you. 01:02:06.251 --> 01:02:07.376 Listen, Gurnam. 01:02:07.710 --> 01:02:09.168 I have to tell you the truth. 01:02:10.001 --> 01:02:12.293 I think it's important now. 01:02:14.376 --> 01:02:16.460 I got divorced. 01:02:16.835 --> 01:02:18.751 Okay. - Did you already know? 01:02:19.918 --> 01:02:20.751 Divorce? 01:02:21.876 --> 01:02:24.126 I knew that you would react like this. 01:02:24.418 --> 01:02:28.085 No one in the village knows that I am divorced. 01:02:29.501 --> 01:02:31.085 The guy came from the UK. 01:02:31.585 --> 01:02:33.251 We became good friends. 01:02:34.085 --> 01:02:36.085 He asked me for marriage. 01:02:37.335 --> 01:02:40.043 Dad and others didn't like him. 01:02:40.793 --> 01:02:43.335 But I did a court marriage against their wishes. 01:02:44.168 --> 01:02:46.001 I was dumb! 01:02:46.793 --> 01:02:51.293 He moved back to the UK after a week and blocked me. 01:02:52.168 --> 01:02:55.168 I tried a lot to reach him. 01:02:56.376 --> 01:02:59.001 But I had learned my lesson. 01:03:02.501 --> 01:03:04.251 Dad forgave me. 01:03:04.668 --> 01:03:06.460 But I could not forgive myself. 01:03:07.960 --> 01:03:11.585 Sometimes, I wish to get our childhood days back. 01:03:12.585 --> 01:03:14.585 They were beautiful days. 01:03:17.168 --> 01:03:18.793 What if I take you back to childhood? 01:03:20.835 --> 01:03:21.668 How? 01:03:22.710 --> 01:03:24.168 Do you remember there used to be a fair? 01:03:25.085 --> 01:03:27.876 Yes. - The panipuri seller used to stand there. 01:03:28.335 --> 01:03:29.168 Yes. 01:03:29.376 --> 01:03:31.085 We used to eat a lot of panipuri. 01:03:31.251 --> 01:03:32.585 Yes. 01:03:33.543 --> 01:03:34.793 Would you like to eat some panipuri? 01:03:35.876 --> 01:03:36.710 Now? 01:03:38.335 --> 01:03:39.168 Will you? 01:03:40.168 --> 01:03:42.668 How? - Reply to me first. 01:03:43.751 --> 01:03:44.585 Let's go. 01:03:49.001 --> 01:03:49.835 Hey! 01:03:55.918 --> 01:03:59.251 Ma'am, which type of panipuri would you like to have? 01:03:59.751 --> 01:04:01.585 Wheat or semolina? 01:04:02.043 --> 01:04:04.960 Semolina. - Okay. Have this. 01:04:06.085 --> 01:04:07.918 Wait. This is the plate. 01:04:08.501 --> 01:04:11.210 I am preparing the panipuri for you. 01:04:20.668 --> 01:04:21.501 It's not spicy enough. 01:04:22.001 --> 01:04:25.543 You always nitpick, but never pay the whole amount. 01:04:28.335 --> 01:04:29.917 One arrow and two aims. 01:04:29.918 --> 01:04:32.501 Two bullets and four aims. Would you like to try? 01:04:33.418 --> 01:04:37.168 Bring the gun here and shoot. 01:04:37.293 --> 01:04:39.668 Do it like this, aim like this. 01:04:40.001 --> 01:04:42.959 Don't move your shoulder while aiming. - What are you doing? 01:04:42.960 --> 01:04:44.125 I am aiming. 01:04:44.126 --> 01:04:46.792 I am aiming, girl. Like this. Shoot! 01:04:46.793 --> 01:04:48.209 Shoot! 01:04:48.210 --> 01:04:50.751 [Laughing] 01:04:52.585 --> 01:04:56.168 Fair wrists. There are no bangles on these wrists. 01:04:56.626 --> 01:05:01.585 Red bangles of size 2.4 will go on these hands. 01:05:02.168 --> 01:05:04.501 I don't want to wear red. Give me yellow bangles. 01:05:04.918 --> 01:05:07.959 There are no yellow bangles. You are very demanding. 01:05:07.960 --> 01:05:09.710 [Laughing] 01:05:11.376 --> 01:05:14.168 Do you remember the puppet show? 01:05:14.501 --> 01:05:17.710 They used to make Rajasthani puppets dance. 01:05:18.293 --> 01:05:20.168 Yes. - Will you watch the dance? 01:05:21.501 --> 01:05:22.793 The puppet dance. - Show me. 01:05:24.168 --> 01:05:26.168 [Mellow music] 01:05:51.293 --> 01:05:53.293 [Mellow music] 01:05:56.835 --> 01:05:59.085 "I have started dreaming of you." 01:05:59.335 --> 01:06:01.543 "They have started making me theirs." 01:06:01.751 --> 01:06:04.292 "I think about you the whole day." 01:06:04.293 --> 01:06:06.417 "Even the moon and stars have started convincing us." 01:06:06.418 --> 01:06:08.875 "I am also forgetting myself." 01:06:08.876 --> 01:06:11.459 "I feel like I am near you." 01:06:11.460 --> 01:06:13.667 "I think about you the whole day." 01:06:13.668 --> 01:06:16.585 "I have put your photo on the wallpaper." 01:06:20.668 --> 01:06:22.959 "I am your Kaka, you are my love." 01:06:22.960 --> 01:06:25.585 "I am your cute boy, you are my Mona." 01:06:25.710 --> 01:06:28.376 "You are my Kaka, I am your love." 01:06:28.501 --> 01:06:30.417 "You are my cute boy, I am your Mona." 01:06:30.418 --> 01:06:32.875 "I am your Kaka, you are my love." 01:06:32.876 --> 01:06:35.334 "I am your cute boy, you are my Mona." 01:06:35.335 --> 01:06:37.792 "You are my Kaka, I am your love." 01:06:37.793 --> 01:06:40.460 "You are my cute boy, I am your Mona." 01:06:42.876 --> 01:06:45.168 "You are my Kaka, I am your love." 01:06:46.835 --> 01:06:48.835 "You are my Kaka, I am your love." 01:06:50.501 --> 01:06:52.668 "I have forgotten eating, my love." 01:06:52.960 --> 01:06:55.043 "I have started liking you, my love." 01:06:55.293 --> 01:06:57.750 "I get ready for you." 01:06:57.751 --> 01:07:00.335 "You have melted in my bones." 01:07:00.626 --> 01:07:03.000 "You stay in my eyes." 01:07:03.001 --> 01:07:05.375 "When I look around, I see you laughing." 01:07:05.376 --> 01:07:07.875 "You walk with me like a shadow." 01:07:07.876 --> 01:07:10.418 "You tell me that you are mine." 01:07:14.543 --> 01:07:16.959 "I am your Kaka, you are my love." 01:07:16.960 --> 01:07:19.417 "I am your cute boy, you are my Mona." 01:07:19.418 --> 01:07:21.834 "You are my Kaka, I am your love." 01:07:21.835 --> 01:07:24.334 "You are my cute boy, I am your Mona." 01:07:24.335 --> 01:07:26.750 "I am your Kaka, you are my love." 01:07:26.751 --> 01:07:29.167 "I am your cute boy, you are my Mona." 01:07:29.168 --> 01:07:31.667 "You are my Kaka, I am your love." 01:07:31.668 --> 01:07:34.585 "You are my cute boy, I am your Mona." 01:07:40.626 --> 01:07:42.835 "I keep on waiting for you." 01:07:43.126 --> 01:07:45.501 "My Eid starts with you." 01:07:45.626 --> 01:07:47.876 "I don't like anything without you." 01:07:48.001 --> 01:07:50.667 "I need you every moment." 01:07:50.668 --> 01:07:53.250 "I will stay with you like a shadow." 01:07:53.251 --> 01:07:55.625 "In every happy and sad moment." 01:07:55.626 --> 01:07:58.084 "I will not leave you halfway." 01:07:58.085 --> 01:08:00.585 "I will become an icon of love." 01:08:04.835 --> 01:08:07.334 "I am your Kaka, you are my love." 01:08:07.335 --> 01:08:09.709 "I am your cute boy, you are my Mona." 01:08:09.710 --> 01:08:12.209 "You are my Kaka, I am your love." 01:08:12.210 --> 01:08:14.085 "You are my cute boy, I am your Mona." 01:08:14.626 --> 01:08:16.959 "I am your Kaka, you are my love." 01:08:16.960 --> 01:08:19.459 "I am your cute boy, you are my Mona." 01:08:19.460 --> 01:08:22.042 "You are my Kaka, I am your love." 01:08:22.043 --> 01:08:24.501 "You are my cute boy, I am your Mona." 01:08:27.251 --> 01:08:30.001 "I am your Kaka, you are my love." 01:08:30.960 --> 01:08:34.585 "I am your Kaka, you are my love." 01:08:37.376 --> 01:08:39.417 "I am your Kaka, you are my love." 01:08:39.418 --> 01:08:41.917 "I am your cute boy, you are my Mona." 01:08:41.918 --> 01:08:46.793 "You are my cute boy, I am your Mona." 01:08:55.793 --> 01:08:58.918 I never thought that you would be so selfish. 01:08:59.543 --> 01:09:03.543 You are also like him. Liar! Fraud! 01:09:03.876 --> 01:09:06.042 I am the crazy one who thought 01:09:06.043 --> 01:09:08.668 that I would have happiness back in my life. 01:09:08.918 --> 01:09:11.001 Gurnam, I trusted you. 01:09:11.210 --> 01:09:14.293 I trusted you and shared my feelings. 01:09:14.585 --> 01:09:16.876 I didn't know that you were acting. 01:09:17.543 --> 01:09:18.709 Listen to me. 01:09:18.710 --> 01:09:21.751 The whole knows that you are searching for a married girl. 01:09:22.043 --> 01:09:23.710 That's why you started following me, right? 01:09:24.085 --> 01:09:28.210 Let's assume that you will become a billionaire after the marriage. 01:09:28.793 --> 01:09:30.793 What will happen to me then? 01:09:31.126 --> 01:09:32.376 Where will I go? 01:09:33.043 --> 01:09:35.876 What if you don't become a billionaire after marriage? 01:09:36.460 --> 01:09:39.376 Will you leave me, Gurnam? Did you think about me? 01:09:39.668 --> 01:09:41.960 No. Because you only thought 01:09:42.210 --> 01:09:43.834 that you would win the lottery, 01:09:43.835 --> 01:09:47.126 and you would live a royal life after that. 01:09:47.751 --> 01:09:50.876 Gurnam, the whole village calls you a jinx. 01:09:51.251 --> 01:09:54.876 They are right. You jinxed my happiness. 01:09:56.043 --> 01:09:58.251 The whole village wishes... 01:09:58.626 --> 01:10:00.251 for your death just after your birth. 01:10:01.126 --> 01:10:04.001 Now, I also wish that you die. 01:10:04.501 --> 01:10:07.376 Because, after today, Gurnam Vadech, 01:10:07.501 --> 01:10:09.001 you are dead to me. 01:10:14.543 --> 01:10:17.835 'The whole village calls you a jinx.' 01:10:18.543 --> 01:10:19.960 'They are right.' 01:10:21.585 --> 01:10:23.501 'The whole village wishes...' 01:10:24.168 --> 01:10:25.793 'for your death just after your birth.' 01:10:26.543 --> 01:10:29.293 'Now, I also wish that you die.' 01:10:29.710 --> 01:10:31.376 'Because, after today, Gurnam Vadech,' 01:10:32.126 --> 01:10:33.793 'you are dead to me.' 01:10:36.085 --> 01:10:38.835 'The whole village wishes that. I also wish the same.' 01:10:39.126 --> 01:10:41.585 'You are dead to me. You are a jinx.' 01:10:41.793 --> 01:10:44.000 'The whole village calls you a jinx.' 01:10:44.001 --> 01:10:46.001 'You are dead to me.' 01:10:50.335 --> 01:10:53.834 Hey, Kaka, stop! 01:10:53.835 --> 01:10:55.876 Kaka! 01:10:56.001 --> 01:10:58.042 Hey, stop! 01:10:58.043 --> 01:11:00.876 Stop! 01:11:03.876 --> 01:11:06.376 Kaka, you have... 01:11:06.543 --> 01:11:09.875 won a lottery of... 01:11:09.876 --> 01:11:12.251 ten crores! 01:11:13.168 --> 01:11:15.168 [Joyful music] 01:11:24.126 --> 01:11:26.293 "Kaka was born." 01:11:26.460 --> 01:11:28.584 "The problems arrived." 01:11:28.585 --> 01:11:30.750 "Why was he born?" 01:11:30.751 --> 01:11:33.293 "The problems arrived." 01:11:44.085 --> 01:11:46.501 How much? - Ten crores! 01:11:48.168 --> 01:11:50.375 "Kaka was born." 01:11:50.376 --> 01:11:52.625 "The problems arrived." 01:11:52.626 --> 01:11:54.625 "Why was he born?" 01:11:54.626 --> 01:11:58.335 "The problems arrived." 01:11:59.168 --> 01:12:01.085 "Kaka was born." 01:12:03.585 --> 01:12:05.460 "The problems arrived." 01:12:16.710 --> 01:12:18.501 Fill it with money. 01:12:18.793 --> 01:12:21.543 Fame will lick my feet, Kartar. 01:12:22.501 --> 01:12:25.209 Now, I will have a big house, an iPhone, 01:12:25.210 --> 01:12:27.750 an expensive car, and a beautiful woman. 01:12:27.751 --> 01:12:31.085 I will have everything, and the world will be jealous. 01:12:31.293 --> 01:12:33.085 They will watch with jealousy. - What? 01:12:34.376 --> 01:12:37.585 I have won the lottery. Put ten crores in this. 01:12:38.793 --> 01:12:41.501 Are you here to buy ladyfingers? "Put ten crores in this." 01:12:41.668 --> 01:12:44.710 It will take a month. A person from the company will be here. 01:12:44.876 --> 01:12:46.960 They will check your credibility and then give you money. 01:12:47.501 --> 01:12:49.293 Does that mean you can do nothing? 01:12:51.293 --> 01:12:54.085 There is. I have this. Groom your hair. 01:12:54.210 --> 01:12:56.709 I will hit you with this. 01:12:56.710 --> 01:13:00.460 Joke with your family. I am ten crores richer than you. 01:13:02.126 --> 01:13:03.668 Understood? Poor man! 01:13:06.626 --> 01:13:07.876 Let's go, charioteer! 01:13:09.710 --> 01:13:10.585 Hey! 01:13:10.793 --> 01:13:12.793 [Yay-ing] 01:13:25.460 --> 01:13:28.085 "A dumb person is dancing. May god save the world." 01:13:32.001 --> 01:13:32.876 [Yay-ing] 01:13:38.626 --> 01:13:40.418 Yeah! 01:13:40.835 --> 01:13:42.167 [Yay-ing] 01:13:42.168 --> 01:13:43.793 Kaka is here. 01:13:45.793 --> 01:13:48.418 Yeah! - My son, come here. 01:13:48.960 --> 01:13:52.667 Congratulations! Welcome, Kaka. 01:13:52.668 --> 01:13:55.668 [Yay-ing] 01:14:02.876 --> 01:14:06.167 Our billionaire Kaka is here. 01:14:06.168 --> 01:14:07.918 [Yay-ing] 01:14:08.710 --> 01:14:10.793 My lovely brother. Have some sweet curd. 01:14:11.043 --> 01:14:13.626 The king will only take a sugar-free diet from now on. 01:14:13.876 --> 01:14:15.793 Okay then. I will make tea for you. - Tea? 01:14:16.251 --> 01:14:19.335 Coffee. The one foreigners drink. What is it called? 01:14:20.126 --> 01:14:20.918 Cappuccino. 01:14:23.626 --> 01:14:25.710 Come here, sir. 01:14:28.793 --> 01:14:31.085 Where is it? 01:14:32.460 --> 01:14:35.960 Where is it? 01:14:36.376 --> 01:14:38.501 Did you hide my lottery? 01:14:38.835 --> 01:14:40.085 Where is it? 01:14:40.460 --> 01:14:42.250 'Kaka, come out.' 01:14:42.251 --> 01:14:44.418 [Celebrating] 01:14:45.251 --> 01:14:48.585 It's here. My lottery! 01:14:55.418 --> 01:14:59.750 "Even a black cat changes its path after seeing him." 01:14:59.751 --> 01:15:04.125 "Ghosts and witches stay away from him." 01:15:04.126 --> 01:15:08.501 "All evil things stay away from him." 01:15:08.876 --> 01:15:14.626 "All black magic fails against him." 01:15:14.751 --> 01:15:18.667 "Kaka was born, the problem arrived." 01:15:18.668 --> 01:15:21.250 "Why was he born?" 01:15:21.251 --> 01:15:23.793 "The problems arrived." 01:15:45.460 --> 01:15:49.125 Even the goodness is ashamed. Such a good boy, Kaka is. 01:15:49.126 --> 01:15:52.543 We might have done some good deeds to get Kaka as our neighbour. 01:15:52.960 --> 01:15:54.918 Kaka is our village's pride. 01:15:55.460 --> 01:15:57.918 Kaka is another name for innocence. 01:15:58.376 --> 01:16:02.293 I miss him when he doesn't come to my shop for a day. 01:16:03.085 --> 01:16:05.876 He is my golden egg-laying hen. 01:16:06.085 --> 01:16:08.168 He is the arrow that I shot in darkness. 01:16:08.960 --> 01:16:12.793 Kaku is still my life. 01:16:13.418 --> 01:16:17.876 Brother. Friend. You know who he is? 01:16:18.376 --> 01:16:20.168 Kaka! 01:16:20.668 --> 01:16:23.293 Did you see it, grandfather? This is what happens with me. 01:16:23.876 --> 01:16:27.085 The god opened the way and then hung a 'No entry' board. 01:16:27.751 --> 01:16:29.709 You must be thinking if it was necessary for me 01:16:29.710 --> 01:16:31.001 to throw petrol upon myself. 01:16:31.126 --> 01:16:32.293 What an actor! 01:16:32.585 --> 01:16:34.125 If I wanted to die, I could hang myself, 01:16:34.126 --> 01:16:36.001 drink pesticide, cut my nerve. 01:16:37.210 --> 01:16:39.626 That could have saved the lottery ticket, not me. 01:16:41.793 --> 01:16:44.251 I survived now. I might have survived then, too. 01:16:45.918 --> 01:16:47.876 I think I am a jinx for myself, too. 01:16:48.710 --> 01:16:52.585 Now, if the villagers find out what happened with my lottery ticket, 01:16:53.043 --> 01:16:55.460 they will kill me with taunts. 01:16:56.001 --> 01:16:58.875 Oh God! There is no happiness in winning a lottery. 01:16:58.876 --> 01:17:00.668 There is no breath of relief in this life. 01:17:01.043 --> 01:17:02.585 You don't care about me. 01:17:03.960 --> 01:17:09.418 [Religious chanting] 01:17:09.626 --> 01:17:11.960 [Religious chanting] 01:17:12.085 --> 01:17:14.000 [Religious chanting] 01:17:14.001 --> 01:17:15.668 My king son. 01:17:17.460 --> 01:17:19.668 Are you going to roam around? Go ahead. Good. 01:17:20.918 --> 01:17:23.168 I am going to collect the land's rent. 01:17:23.460 --> 01:17:27.001 Land's rent? Leave it. 01:17:28.043 --> 01:17:31.501 You should enjoy. Do what kings do. 01:17:31.751 --> 01:17:32.793 What? 01:17:33.293 --> 01:17:34.460 Time waste. 01:17:35.376 --> 01:17:37.043 We only have two acres of land. 01:17:37.751 --> 01:17:38.876 After two years, 01:17:39.501 --> 01:17:40.876 you can play games there. 01:17:41.418 --> 01:17:43.835 Yes. Have some coffee. 01:17:44.751 --> 01:17:48.251 You could have given me tea. I have heard that coffee gives acidity. 01:17:48.668 --> 01:17:50.043 My lovely brother! 01:17:50.293 --> 01:17:52.876 It doesn’t give acid reflux to billionaires. Take it. 01:17:54.668 --> 01:17:55.710 Preet, 01:17:56.251 --> 01:17:58.251 get some sweets for him. 01:17:58.793 --> 01:18:01.167 Oh yes. Your brother-in-law 01:18:01.168 --> 01:18:02.459 brought a special sweet for you. 01:18:02.460 --> 01:18:03.668 I will bring it right away. 01:18:06.710 --> 01:18:09.043 You didn't need to do that, brother. 01:18:09.626 --> 01:18:12.126 Kaka, listen to me. 01:18:15.001 --> 01:18:17.793 Do you remember the thing you said about an insurance company? 01:18:20.168 --> 01:18:23.585 Listen, if I please you today, 01:18:23.793 --> 01:18:26.210 then you will help me with money in the future. 01:18:27.626 --> 01:18:29.751 You will at least give me 01:18:30.376 --> 01:18:32.293 around 10-15 lakhs from your ten crores, right? 01:18:38.585 --> 01:18:41.376 Kaka, if you want to have new clothes, shoes, 01:18:41.585 --> 01:18:43.251 or mobile recharge, 01:18:43.501 --> 01:18:45.042 don't trouble yourself. 01:18:45.043 --> 01:18:46.585 Tell me. 01:18:46.751 --> 01:18:48.751 If I understand your needs today, 01:18:48.960 --> 01:18:51.085 my needs will be fulfilled in the future. 01:18:51.501 --> 01:18:54.584 You'll at least give me around 10-15 lakhs from your ten crores, right? 01:18:54.585 --> 01:18:56.626 Now, I will fulfil my dreams. 01:18:56.876 --> 01:18:58.709 I want to open a tea shop with glass walls. 01:18:58.710 --> 01:19:01.168 I will name it 'Kaka's friend's tea shop.' 01:19:01.335 --> 01:19:02.793 'Snake tea Shop.' 01:19:03.751 --> 01:19:05.585 I won't waste my whole life here. 01:19:05.876 --> 01:19:07.793 I have to think about my future. 01:19:07.960 --> 01:19:10.376 You will receive around ten crores. 01:19:10.710 --> 01:19:13.209 You'll give around 10-15 lakhs to your younger brother, right? 01:19:13.210 --> 01:19:15.085 If you have any word in the village 01:19:15.210 --> 01:19:17.917 related to the Aadhar card, ration card, pan card, green card, 01:19:17.918 --> 01:19:20.335 you will have to come to your sister-in-law. 01:19:20.626 --> 01:19:23.209 Also, you will at least give around 10-15 lakhs 01:19:23.210 --> 01:19:25.792 to your sister-in-law from your 10 crores, right? 01:19:25.793 --> 01:19:30.000 I had seen this future 22 years ago. 01:19:30.001 --> 01:19:32.375 Once you become a billionaire, 01:19:32.376 --> 01:19:34.168 don't forget to tell everyone that 01:19:34.293 --> 01:19:35.959 I was the only person 01:19:35.960 --> 01:19:38.960 who believed that you would have a royal life. 01:19:39.085 --> 01:19:42.293 When you send customers to me, 01:19:42.543 --> 01:19:45.751 then only I will find a way to make you a bigger king. 01:19:45.918 --> 01:19:48.917 Also, you will at least give around 10-15 lakhs 01:19:48.918 --> 01:19:51.293 to this saint from your 10 crores, right? 01:19:51.876 --> 01:19:55.500 We will support each other for our old days because we are neighbours. 01:19:55.501 --> 01:19:58.085 From your 10 crores, you will give at least 10-15 lakhs 01:19:58.335 --> 01:20:00.501 to your brother and sister-in-law, right? 01:20:00.876 --> 01:20:02.293 You should take a photo with me. 01:20:02.876 --> 01:20:05.001 I will make a big copy and put it here. 01:20:05.126 --> 01:20:06.335 Customers will be attracted. 01:20:07.085 --> 01:20:09.085 Also, when I pay respect to you, 01:20:09.710 --> 01:20:11.501 I will have lucky days in the future. 01:20:12.293 --> 01:20:15.210 Also, from your 10 crores, you will give at least 10-15 lakhs 01:20:15.793 --> 01:20:18.918 to your uncle, right? 01:20:19.210 --> 01:20:20.834 If someone even dares to look toward you, 01:20:20.835 --> 01:20:22.625 even give an evil eye to you, 01:20:22.626 --> 01:20:26.585 I will beat him so much that he will never forget. 01:20:26.710 --> 01:20:28.667 Also, if you will serve our sir today, 01:20:28.668 --> 01:20:30.376 he will support you in the future. 01:20:32.210 --> 01:20:33.293 Tell me one thing. 01:20:33.626 --> 01:20:35.626 From your 10 crores, you will give at least 10-15 lakhs 01:20:36.043 --> 01:20:39.710 to your childhood friend, right? 01:20:42.168 --> 01:20:44.168 God, please make my reel a hit this time. 01:20:44.293 --> 01:20:46.710 Hey, Kaka! Listen! 01:20:48.251 --> 01:20:51.668 Listen! Upload my reel. 01:20:53.001 --> 01:20:54.125 Will that make your voice melodious? 01:20:54.126 --> 01:20:56.500 No, that may not happen. But your luck is in favour these days. 01:20:56.501 --> 01:20:58.418 What if my reel becomes a hit? 01:20:58.543 --> 01:21:00.000 I will also become successful. 01:21:00.001 --> 01:21:02.960 The day you find the truth, everything will go away too. 01:21:03.626 --> 01:21:05.626 What? - Nothing. Give it. 01:21:08.918 --> 01:21:10.209 It's done. Be happy. 01:21:10.210 --> 01:21:11.959 Thank you, bro. 01:21:11.960 --> 01:21:13.585 Do it. - No! 01:21:14.543 --> 01:21:16.293 See! I even got a like. 01:21:17.835 --> 01:21:19.501 Oh God! 01:21:20.126 --> 01:21:22.043 Oh God! 01:21:23.168 --> 01:21:24.625 Oh God! 01:21:24.626 --> 01:21:27.001 Why do you take so many drugs that your head hurts so much? 01:21:27.543 --> 01:21:29.667 I have left drugs. 01:21:29.668 --> 01:21:30.751 You did that? 01:21:31.001 --> 01:21:32.460 Yes. 01:21:33.168 --> 01:21:34.376 For how many days? 01:21:36.085 --> 01:21:39.250 It's only been one day. 01:21:39.251 --> 01:21:42.543 Do you know? Not doing drugs increases your lifespan. 01:21:42.960 --> 01:21:44.335 That's why! 01:21:45.543 --> 01:21:49.043 That's why this one day felt like a year. 01:21:49.626 --> 01:21:51.293 How did you come up with this good idea? 01:21:51.626 --> 01:21:53.585 Because of Kaka. 01:21:54.001 --> 01:21:56.793 He doesn't like it when I take drugs. 01:21:57.793 --> 01:21:59.501 I also want to keep him happy 01:22:00.251 --> 01:22:03.043 until he receives his lottery amount. 01:22:03.376 --> 01:22:04.960 Oh God! 01:22:06.626 --> 01:22:08.876 My mouth is getting dry. 01:22:09.626 --> 01:22:10.751 Oh God! 01:22:12.168 --> 01:22:15.293 You rocked, man! 01:22:15.626 --> 01:22:17.834 No one can compare to you! - Bittu! 01:22:17.835 --> 01:22:20.459 Bittu! - Yes? - Your phone is ringing. 01:22:20.460 --> 01:22:22.543 Singers' phones always keep ringing. 01:22:23.293 --> 01:22:24.751 Let me see who it is. 01:22:24.876 --> 01:22:26.876 [Message beep sound] 01:22:28.501 --> 01:22:31.834 Oh God! Sister, my reel became a hit. 01:22:31.835 --> 01:22:33.710 My reel became a hit! 01:22:34.585 --> 01:22:36.793 Look at the comments! I am also getting new followers. 01:22:38.335 --> 01:22:41.043 What a great thing! I became famous. 01:22:41.168 --> 01:22:43.209 Singers without auto-tune? 01:22:43.210 --> 01:22:45.917 Yes. People like my reels. 01:22:45.918 --> 01:22:48.667 Look at the comments. My reel has gone viral. 01:22:48.668 --> 01:22:51.585 Thank you, God. Kaka, I love you! 01:22:51.710 --> 01:22:53.710 Kaka? - It's because of Kaka. 01:22:54.168 --> 01:22:56.334 I have uploaded so many reels. None of them became viral. 01:22:56.335 --> 01:22:59.084 This is the first reel, Kaka uploaded, and it has gone viral. 01:22:59.085 --> 01:23:00.751 Comments are coming. 01:23:01.793 --> 01:23:03.960 Villagers call him a jinx for nothing. 01:23:04.251 --> 01:23:06.251 Love you, Kaka. You are lucky for me. 01:23:06.376 --> 01:23:08.875 Wait! I am coming to you. Where are you? 01:23:08.876 --> 01:23:10.334 Kaka! 01:23:10.335 --> 01:23:13.585 Listen, Kaka. This is Ekam, and this is you. 01:23:13.710 --> 01:23:15.500 Who is in the middle? - That's Bittu. 01:23:15.501 --> 01:23:18.250 He is not here yet. Once he finds out that 01:23:18.251 --> 01:23:20.585 you have an affair with his sister, 01:23:20.793 --> 01:23:23.460 he will beat you with his cricket bat. 01:23:23.710 --> 01:23:24.585 Do you know how? 01:23:26.585 --> 01:23:27.417 Like this! 01:23:27.418 --> 01:23:29.417 Yeah! - Hey, Kaka! 01:23:29.418 --> 01:23:32.960 I won't flirt with your sister! 01:23:33.543 --> 01:23:35.585 "Kaka was born!" 01:23:37.460 --> 01:23:39.042 "Kaka was born!" 01:23:39.043 --> 01:23:42.710 Hey! - Hey, Kaka! 01:23:42.835 --> 01:23:44.625 Wait! 01:23:44.626 --> 01:23:47.292 Hey! - Run! 01:23:47.293 --> 01:23:50.125 Wait for me! - Kaka! 01:23:50.126 --> 01:23:52.126 Hey, wait! 01:23:53.626 --> 01:23:55.543 I won't leave him. 01:23:57.918 --> 01:23:59.918 I won't leave him. 01:24:00.626 --> 01:24:02.793 Hey, Kaka! 01:24:03.293 --> 01:24:06.084 Please don't hit me. - I am not here to hit you. 01:24:06.085 --> 01:24:07.418 I wanted to say that I loved you. 01:24:07.710 --> 01:24:09.376 My reel got viral. 01:24:09.626 --> 01:24:13.334 Why are you running? - Because both of you are running. 01:24:13.335 --> 01:24:16.543 Run! 01:24:18.960 --> 01:24:20.543 Listen! - Yes, sir. 01:24:21.585 --> 01:24:23.710 Am I the only one hearing these sounds? 01:24:24.335 --> 01:24:26.375 Sir, I can also hear them. 01:24:26.376 --> 01:24:28.168 Looks like something has happened in the village. 01:24:28.710 --> 01:24:30.626 No worries. I will handle it. 01:24:30.960 --> 01:24:33.167 Sir is on a different level. 01:24:33.168 --> 01:24:36.292 Oh man! 01:24:36.293 --> 01:24:38.876 Hey! 01:25:00.626 --> 01:25:02.668 Kaka, what are you doing here? 01:25:02.793 --> 01:25:05.960 I am waiting for the fish to come out to play Ludo with them. 01:25:06.085 --> 01:25:07.085 So much anger? 01:25:08.543 --> 01:25:09.751 You have a right to become angry. 01:25:10.251 --> 01:25:12.585 I talked too much that day. 01:25:14.001 --> 01:25:16.375 Even you have calmed down after I won the lottery. 01:25:16.376 --> 01:25:18.792 Do you think that I care about your lottery? - Yes. 01:25:18.793 --> 01:25:20.167 I am here to warn you. 01:25:20.168 --> 01:25:22.460 All villagers are eyeing your prize money. 01:25:22.626 --> 01:25:24.875 They act differently in front of you and behind your back. 01:25:24.876 --> 01:25:26.585 Where did this snake leave its poison today? 01:25:26.876 --> 01:25:28.085 Why are you talking so sweetly? 01:25:28.418 --> 01:25:30.460 You were the one who lied to me. 01:25:30.585 --> 01:25:34.001 I really loved you. Hence, I am standing here. 01:25:34.918 --> 01:25:35.751 Oh! 01:25:37.251 --> 01:25:38.085 Thank you. 01:25:39.043 --> 01:25:41.960 What do you think? Are the villagers playing a game with me? 01:25:42.460 --> 01:25:43.335 Yes. 01:25:44.460 --> 01:25:48.293 Since the day I won the lottery, I have gone from the jinx 01:25:48.626 --> 01:25:52.167 to a good boy, caring man, and a helping person. 01:25:52.168 --> 01:25:53.793 I can clearly see their true colours. 01:25:54.668 --> 01:25:56.876 It's the first time I've gotten some respect in my life. 01:25:57.376 --> 01:25:58.835 I thought I could have some fun. 01:25:59.293 --> 01:26:01.751 Then, I played a game with them. 01:26:04.251 --> 01:26:07.460 All of them expected money from me. 01:26:08.210 --> 01:26:10.585 I also presented conditions to them. 01:26:10.960 --> 01:26:12.501 Don't worry about insurance. 01:26:13.126 --> 01:26:15.751 My sister should stay happy. 01:26:16.168 --> 01:26:18.460 Listen, brother-in-law. She always supports you. 01:26:19.043 --> 01:26:21.418 You never take her on a trip. 01:26:21.793 --> 01:26:24.835 You can at least give her jewellery or gift her something. 01:26:25.335 --> 01:26:27.792 When you think about Preet, 01:26:27.793 --> 01:26:29.585 I will think about you. 01:26:30.251 --> 01:26:33.750 "Kaka! Kaka is very smart. He has a clean heart like white paint." 01:26:33.751 --> 01:26:35.667 "He always keeps laughing and never complains." 01:26:35.668 --> 01:26:37.584 "He thinks about everyone, a sane guy." 01:26:37.585 --> 01:26:41.250 "Kaka! Kaka is very smart. He has a clean heart like white paint." 01:26:41.251 --> 01:26:43.167 "He always keeps laughing and never complains." 01:26:43.168 --> 01:26:44.918 "He thinks about everyone, a sane guy." 01:26:45.043 --> 01:26:47.501 Requirements can be fulfilled. 01:26:47.960 --> 01:26:51.126 But, from today onward, leave that Jiya behind, okay? 01:26:57.376 --> 01:27:01.085 Since the day those thieves escaped, your name has been ruined. 01:27:02.126 --> 01:27:05.585 We will discuss other things later. First, catch that thief. 01:27:05.876 --> 01:27:07.876 [Comical music] 01:27:12.876 --> 01:27:14.501 I will definitely make your future beautiful. 01:27:15.126 --> 01:27:16.918 But you will have to stop doing drugs. 01:27:17.835 --> 01:27:20.875 You can't run a glass-walled tea shop while doing drugs. 01:27:20.876 --> 01:27:25.293 We will run a drug-free campaign and put your photo on that in future. 01:27:25.793 --> 01:27:27.251 Satta, ex-druggie! 01:27:27.460 --> 01:27:29.543 [Joyful music] 01:27:32.668 --> 01:27:35.501 Uncle Kartar, I will definitely bring luck. 01:27:35.668 --> 01:27:38.376 But you will also have to move forward with the world. 01:27:38.876 --> 01:27:41.876 Internet! Online lottery! 01:27:42.418 --> 01:27:44.293 Think about that. 01:27:48.585 --> 01:27:50.251 We will for sure think about the next election. 01:27:50.668 --> 01:27:54.001 But first, think about the poor who helped you become a village head. 01:27:54.210 --> 01:27:56.460 Do some work in the village first. 01:28:06.251 --> 01:28:08.376 I will send a lot of people to you. 01:28:08.585 --> 01:28:11.460 You can even construct a big place here with the money. 01:28:12.376 --> 01:28:13.710 Sister-in-law, you also need to do one more thing. 01:28:14.335 --> 01:28:16.293 Tell all the people of the village 01:28:16.585 --> 01:28:19.793 to go and get their palm read from that saint under the banyan tree. 01:28:20.335 --> 01:28:21.585 "Hey, Kaka!" 01:28:27.835 --> 01:28:30.001 You will have to do a small thing for me. 01:28:30.501 --> 01:28:33.960 You have to say only one thing to all the villagers who come to you. 01:28:34.376 --> 01:28:36.959 They need to buy a policy from the insurance agent 01:28:36.960 --> 01:28:38.168 named Satinder Singh. 01:28:39.043 --> 01:28:39.960 "Hey, Kaka!" 01:28:46.585 --> 01:28:47.460 "Hey, Kaka!" 01:28:48.835 --> 01:28:50.834 We will only help each other 01:28:50.835 --> 01:28:52.459 when you stop looking at our home. 01:28:52.460 --> 01:28:54.918 You care about the whole world except yourself. 01:28:55.126 --> 01:28:57.750 No looking around on this side. Stay on your side. 01:28:57.751 --> 01:28:59.543 Don't take any interest in others' lives. 01:28:59.668 --> 01:29:01.293 Only think about each other. 01:29:02.126 --> 01:29:05.625 "Kaka is a smart man. He has a clean heart like white paint." 01:29:05.626 --> 01:29:07.542 "He always keeps laughing, never complains." 01:29:07.543 --> 01:29:09.626 "He thinks about everyone, a sane man." 01:29:11.251 --> 01:29:13.459 "Kaka was born." 01:29:13.460 --> 01:29:16.376 You did so much just to have fun. 01:29:17.626 --> 01:29:21.460 Everyone is hoping that you will share the lottery prize. 01:29:22.085 --> 01:29:24.793 You will share it, right? Or did you change your mind? 01:29:25.376 --> 01:29:27.001 How can I tell you? 01:29:27.418 --> 01:29:28.501 What happened? 01:29:28.876 --> 01:29:30.876 Shall I tell you the truth? - Yes. 01:29:31.126 --> 01:29:34.042 I have won the lottery, but I won't get the money. 01:29:34.043 --> 01:29:35.793 Why? - It got wet. 01:29:36.543 --> 01:29:38.293 What? - It got wet. 01:29:38.418 --> 01:29:40.293 What? - It got wet. 01:29:41.335 --> 01:29:42.834 The day you slapped me, 01:29:42.835 --> 01:29:44.959 I became emotional and went to commit suicide. 01:29:44.960 --> 01:29:48.043 I sprayed petrol on myself. The ticket was in my pocket. 01:29:48.793 --> 01:29:49.668 The ticket became wet. 01:29:51.293 --> 01:29:52.959 I lost the ticket... 01:29:52.960 --> 01:29:54.418 along with the lottery money. 01:29:55.543 --> 01:29:58.376 Does that mean I became a jinx for you? 01:29:58.501 --> 01:30:00.793 Hey, don't say that. 01:30:01.585 --> 01:30:04.835 Sorry, Kaka. I didn't know that all this would happen. 01:30:05.168 --> 01:30:06.376 Don't say sorry, Ekam. 01:30:07.418 --> 01:30:10.293 You did what I deserved. 01:30:10.460 --> 01:30:13.876 I have no right to play with people's emotions for money. 01:30:15.626 --> 01:30:19.085 Tell me one thing. I am not going to get the prize money now. 01:30:19.835 --> 01:30:21.043 Will you still stay with me? 01:30:22.085 --> 01:30:22.876 I will! 01:30:23.543 --> 01:30:24.793 But I have a condition. - Hmm? 01:30:26.126 --> 01:30:27.210 You won't lie. 01:30:28.126 --> 01:30:29.001 I won't lie. 01:30:30.126 --> 01:30:31.710 And now, Kaka, 01:30:32.585 --> 01:30:34.250 when those lottery distributors will come tomorrow, 01:30:34.251 --> 01:30:35.667 everyone will hope that 01:30:35.668 --> 01:30:39.085 you will share the prize money. But you have to tell the truth. 01:30:39.918 --> 01:30:43.085 'Tell the truth.' They will tear me apart in a way that... 01:30:43.376 --> 01:30:44.960 even a cobbler won't be able to repair me. 01:30:46.585 --> 01:30:48.501 Kaka, tell the truth. 01:30:49.793 --> 01:30:50.668 Okay. 01:30:51.168 --> 01:30:53.460 Aw! I love you, Kaku. 01:30:53.793 --> 01:30:54.668 Don't say that. 01:30:56.043 --> 01:30:58.043 [Suspenseful music] 01:31:09.043 --> 01:31:10.168 He is still not here. 01:31:12.585 --> 01:31:13.418 Where is he? 01:31:14.543 --> 01:31:16.793 Where is that company employee? 01:31:16.960 --> 01:31:18.876 He will come on time, right? 01:31:19.501 --> 01:31:21.959 He will bring ten crores. It will obviously take time. 01:31:21.960 --> 01:31:24.001 Yes. It will take time. 01:31:24.376 --> 01:31:25.793 Yes, right. 01:31:27.501 --> 01:31:28.501 Oh! 01:31:30.126 --> 01:31:31.376 Where is he? 01:31:33.460 --> 01:31:34.750 Listen to me! 01:31:34.751 --> 01:31:36.793 What? - Huh? 01:31:38.501 --> 01:31:41.210 I want to tell the truth... 01:31:41.710 --> 01:31:43.209 to all of you. 01:31:43.210 --> 01:31:44.960 Truth? What? 01:31:45.501 --> 01:31:46.376 What? 01:31:49.001 --> 01:31:51.917 You are today's chief guest. 01:31:51.918 --> 01:31:54.000 Whatever you say, we will consider it true. 01:31:54.001 --> 01:31:55.876 Yeah. - Right. 01:31:56.293 --> 01:31:59.751 Actually, the truth is that... 01:32:00.960 --> 01:32:03.668 the lottery's ticket... - Yeah? 01:32:04.418 --> 01:32:06.209 A lottery ticket... 01:32:06.210 --> 01:32:08.125 Say it, Kaka. 01:32:08.126 --> 01:32:11.001 A lottery ticket... - Yes! 01:32:12.710 --> 01:32:14.876 Say something. 01:32:15.251 --> 01:32:17.667 Say something, Kaka. - Tell us. 01:32:17.668 --> 01:32:21.126 It got stolen! - It got stolen? 01:32:22.960 --> 01:32:25.042 It got stolen! Where did you keep it? 01:32:25.043 --> 01:32:27.001 In my shirt's pocket? - Was your shirt stolen? 01:32:27.210 --> 01:32:28.251 I am wearing it right now. 01:32:28.501 --> 01:32:29.585 Was your pocket cut from the side? 01:32:30.001 --> 01:32:32.334 The pocket is also there. - Then where is the ticket? 01:32:32.335 --> 01:32:33.834 I am telling you it's stolen. 01:32:33.835 --> 01:32:37.376 Why didn't you get robbed with it? Jinx! 01:32:37.668 --> 01:32:40.501 I told you already that his horoscope is not right. 01:32:40.876 --> 01:32:43.750 His horoscope is not wrong. These policemen are wrong. 01:32:43.751 --> 01:32:45.875 You have these huge bellies. 01:32:45.876 --> 01:32:47.960 You couldn't even catch a thief. - Yes. 01:32:48.168 --> 01:32:51.376 Hey, policy agent, look at the way you are talking. 01:32:51.793 --> 01:32:53.793 Hey, make him lie down. 01:32:54.418 --> 01:32:56.210 Let me tell him how thieves are caught. 01:32:57.793 --> 01:32:59.500 Sir, they are lying down. 01:32:59.501 --> 01:33:05.250 Make him lie down. - Sir, they are lying down. 01:33:05.251 --> 01:33:06.792 Make him lie down. 01:33:06.793 --> 01:33:09.500 Sir, they are lying down. 01:33:09.501 --> 01:33:11.000 Who? - Thieves! 01:33:11.001 --> 01:33:13.251 Thieves! - Thieves? 01:33:15.335 --> 01:33:17.000 Take the ticket from them. 01:33:17.001 --> 01:33:19.668 Whoever gets the ticket from them will get the prize. 01:33:20.251 --> 01:33:22.500 What? Run! 01:33:22.501 --> 01:33:25.668 Thief! - Come on, run! 01:33:26.126 --> 01:33:29.793 Thief! - Catch them! 01:33:29.960 --> 01:33:31.876 They are running away. 01:33:49.126 --> 01:33:50.875 Kaka! - Calm down for a minute. 01:33:50.876 --> 01:33:53.459 You only care for the fart. Things are a mess here. 01:33:53.460 --> 01:33:54.585 Huh! 01:33:56.085 --> 01:33:56.960 Sir! 01:33:58.710 --> 01:33:59.626 Move back. 01:34:00.543 --> 01:34:01.876 Come on, sit. 01:34:02.751 --> 01:34:03.793 Let's go! 01:34:04.918 --> 01:34:06.209 Sir! 01:34:06.210 --> 01:34:08.209 This stick is digging into my skin. 01:34:08.210 --> 01:34:10.625 Let it dig in. It's a matter of ten crores. 01:34:10.626 --> 01:34:12.417 Nothing will happen. 01:34:12.418 --> 01:34:15.459 Hey! Hey! 01:34:15.460 --> 01:34:16.834 Wait! Wait! 01:34:16.835 --> 01:34:19.668 Show me your palm. 01:34:21.710 --> 01:34:24.793 Oh no! Your death will happen while riding a bicycle. 01:34:28.876 --> 01:34:30.001 Oh God! 01:34:30.710 --> 01:34:31.585 Hey! 01:34:32.626 --> 01:34:34.918 Hello! I will call back later. 01:34:35.335 --> 01:34:36.792 Who is calling? - It's a client. 01:34:36.793 --> 01:34:38.376 It must be from a girl. 01:34:38.543 --> 01:34:40.667 You have another woman! 01:34:40.668 --> 01:34:44.876 I have no other woman. Let's catch the thief! 01:34:50.335 --> 01:34:52.168 Ms Dolly, please sit. 01:34:58.418 --> 01:35:00.960 You won't escape! - "Kaka was born." 01:35:02.626 --> 01:35:05.293 "Kaka was born." 01:35:05.668 --> 01:35:09.335 "Kaka was born." 01:35:11.293 --> 01:35:14.250 Move! - Ask him. 01:35:14.251 --> 01:35:15.459 Hey, where is the lottery ticket? 01:35:15.460 --> 01:35:18.251 Ask him. - Sir, leave us. 01:35:18.376 --> 01:35:20.293 Move! - Give us the lottery ticket. 01:35:21.543 --> 01:35:24.084 Beat them! - Where is the ticket? 01:35:24.085 --> 01:35:27.875 Where is the lottery ticket? Tell us! - Ask them. 01:35:27.876 --> 01:35:28.876 Where is the lottery? 01:35:29.043 --> 01:35:32.292 Sir, we know nothing. What lottery are you talking about? 01:35:32.293 --> 01:35:33.250 Are you going to tell us, 01:35:33.251 --> 01:35:34.668 or should I kill you in an encounter? - Stop it! 01:35:35.710 --> 01:35:37.543 Huh? - Huh? 01:35:37.876 --> 01:35:41.501 I will tell you the truth. - What truth remains to be told now? 01:35:41.835 --> 01:35:44.168 The lottery ticket was not stolen. 01:35:44.460 --> 01:35:47.585 What? - It didn't get stolen. - It was spared. 01:35:49.251 --> 01:35:51.084 It became wet. - Wet? 01:35:51.085 --> 01:35:54.375 Wet! - I won't get any prize. 01:35:54.376 --> 01:35:56.001 It got wet! 01:35:56.710 --> 01:35:58.751 Think again and then speak. 01:35:58.918 --> 01:36:01.500 Did it become wet, or get stolen, or did you tear it? 01:36:01.501 --> 01:36:03.793 Think about the family you were born in. 01:36:04.668 --> 01:36:06.709 I used to handle the office of the electricity board. 01:36:06.710 --> 01:36:08.876 Please shut up. 01:36:09.210 --> 01:36:10.960 Try to stay silent sometimes. 01:36:11.793 --> 01:36:14.417 Hey, agent, tell us if we will get the money or not. 01:36:14.418 --> 01:36:15.876 The person from the company will arrive. 01:36:16.418 --> 01:36:17.835 He will check the ticket and then give the money. 01:36:18.210 --> 01:36:20.500 I have already spent 3-4 lakhs because of him. 01:36:20.501 --> 01:36:22.917 Oh God! He has drowned me. 01:36:22.918 --> 01:36:25.376 Does that mean my insurance company won't open? 01:36:26.126 --> 01:36:28.335 Kaka, you're not joking, are you? 01:36:28.668 --> 01:36:30.001 I didn't expect this from you. 01:36:30.168 --> 01:36:32.709 You cheated your friend, cheater. 01:36:32.710 --> 01:36:34.085 I already suspected... 01:36:34.251 --> 01:36:36.250 how this jinx could bring us joy. 01:36:36.251 --> 01:36:37.668 You made a fool of us! 01:36:37.835 --> 01:36:40.792 Sadik, leave them. Hit him. 01:36:40.793 --> 01:36:41.668 Yes! 01:36:42.168 --> 01:36:44.500 Sir is on a different level. 01:36:44.501 --> 01:36:45.751 Move aside! - I dare you... 01:36:45.960 --> 01:36:47.710 to touch him. 01:36:47.918 --> 01:36:50.585 Who are you to blame him? 01:36:51.043 --> 01:36:52.668 Are you going to hit him? 01:36:52.793 --> 01:36:55.084 You couldn't catch the thief for a month. 01:36:55.085 --> 01:36:58.085 Also, the whole village is distressed because of your greed. 01:36:58.251 --> 01:37:00.667 If you start respecting your uniform a bit, 01:37:00.668 --> 01:37:02.293 people will start respecting you. 01:37:02.543 --> 01:37:03.876 Mr Bhagwant, what about you? 01:37:04.960 --> 01:37:08.793 You know why the lord didn't give you a child? 01:37:09.335 --> 01:37:11.793 Because you made other families fight. 01:37:12.543 --> 01:37:14.542 Now, when you have started paying attention, 01:37:14.543 --> 01:37:17.335 the lord has given such a beautiful thing to you. 01:37:17.460 --> 01:37:18.918 Meet, tell him. 01:37:20.626 --> 01:37:21.460 Really? - Hmm. 01:37:21.835 --> 01:37:23.460 You, the village leader! 01:37:23.710 --> 01:37:25.501 You didn't spend that money for nothing. 01:37:25.918 --> 01:37:28.293 You were given that money for people's service. 01:37:28.418 --> 01:37:31.750 You might win the next election because of your deeds. 01:37:31.751 --> 01:37:34.085 Mr Magar, why do you need money? 01:37:34.210 --> 01:37:36.792 Where will you even spend? On those fraud girls? 01:37:36.793 --> 01:37:39.709 You know you would have gone through a big scam. 01:37:39.710 --> 01:37:41.585 Kaka saved you. 01:37:42.168 --> 01:37:45.542 And, Channi, a friend, is not the one who makes you do drugs. 01:37:45.543 --> 01:37:47.792 He is the one who saves you from drugs. 01:37:47.793 --> 01:37:50.250 If you had done a bit of hard work in your life, 01:37:50.251 --> 01:37:52.960 you could have opened the shop on your own. 01:37:53.418 --> 01:37:54.710 And, you! The godman! 01:37:54.960 --> 01:37:56.960 You are the one who started this. 01:37:57.085 --> 01:38:00.375 You were the one who made him addicted to your palm reading. 01:38:00.376 --> 01:38:02.084 He believed that. 01:38:02.085 --> 01:38:05.042 If you had guided him to work hard with those palms, 01:38:05.043 --> 01:38:07.085 this wouldn't have happened. 01:38:07.210 --> 01:38:09.793 And, brother-in-law, you are the employer of the month. 01:38:09.960 --> 01:38:13.376 You also got the commission. Do you know who is behind all that? 01:38:13.501 --> 01:38:15.167 It's because of Kaka. 01:38:15.168 --> 01:38:17.250 You wanted the lottery prize, right? 01:38:17.251 --> 01:38:19.167 Your wife is the real prize. 01:38:19.168 --> 01:38:22.750 Her happiness is your prize, which was lost because of you. 01:38:22.751 --> 01:38:26.543 Preet, your brother, fulfilled his duty, even in a joke. 01:38:27.876 --> 01:38:31.001 All of you did so much in greed. 01:38:31.251 --> 01:38:34.000 He always thought that he would become a king. 01:38:34.001 --> 01:38:37.460 What does a king do? Bring happiness to his people, right? 01:38:37.585 --> 01:38:39.543 He didn't even become a king. Still, 01:38:39.710 --> 01:38:43.168 he still wanted to share his lottery prize with you. 01:38:43.376 --> 01:38:46.085 He is the same Kaka whom you call a jinx. 01:38:46.376 --> 01:38:47.543 He is silly like that. 01:38:53.085 --> 01:38:54.751 Kaka, I am sorry, man. 01:38:55.751 --> 01:38:56.668 Please forgive me. 01:38:58.751 --> 01:38:59.918 Dad. - Yeah? 01:39:00.251 --> 01:39:02.835 Don't you think that both of them have an affair? 01:39:04.335 --> 01:39:06.417 It's not called an affair, it's called love. 01:39:06.418 --> 01:39:08.876 Oh! The one that Kaka and I have. 01:39:09.376 --> 01:39:10.376 Silly! 01:39:10.960 --> 01:39:13.751 Didn't you see? I already used to say 01:39:14.126 --> 01:39:18.376 that my son will make his grandfather and father proud. 01:39:18.543 --> 01:39:21.085 My son is my lottery prize. 01:39:21.376 --> 01:39:24.668 Prakash Kaur, if you were alive today, 01:39:25.335 --> 01:39:26.543 you would have proudly said that 01:39:27.251 --> 01:39:29.667 your son was a diamond. 01:39:29.668 --> 01:39:31.335 Yes! 01:39:31.960 --> 01:39:33.960 [Clapping] 01:39:43.460 --> 01:39:47.126 'Directed by - Gurlove Singh Ratol.' 01:39:48.168 --> 01:39:50.168 [Buffalo bellows] 01:39:51.751 --> 01:39:52.668 Hey? - Huh! 01:39:55.001 --> 01:39:57.376 Dad, here is your hot milk. 01:39:58.668 --> 01:39:59.668 May god bless you with a long life, dear! 01:40:00.668 --> 01:40:03.085 Your arrival has brought happiness to this home. 01:40:03.210 --> 01:40:05.168 Or else everyone called this house a jinx. 01:40:05.418 --> 01:40:06.042 Yes. 01:40:06.043 --> 01:40:08.168 The jinx is the one who has brought her after marriage. 01:40:09.626 --> 01:40:11.168 Yes. 01:40:13.168 --> 01:40:15.168 [Humming] 01:40:40.335 --> 01:40:41.668 Oh! 01:40:46.335 --> 01:40:47.376 Kaka! 01:40:55.043 --> 01:40:57.043 [Coin shining] 01:40:58.918 --> 01:41:04.626 Dad! Gold coins have slipped out of Grandpa's photo. 01:41:06.460 --> 01:41:08.168 They are worth crores. 01:41:09.960 --> 01:41:11.335 Huh? 01:41:12.960 --> 01:41:14.960 [Mellow music] 01:41:22.001 --> 01:41:24.460 "You stay drunk for the whole day." 01:41:26.543 --> 01:41:28.960 "Sitting on the cot since morning." 01:41:31.001 --> 01:41:33.292 "You stay drunk for the whole day." 01:41:33.293 --> 01:41:35.543 "Sitting on the cot since morning." 01:41:35.793 --> 01:41:40.084 "I cry for my bad luck." 01:41:40.085 --> 01:41:42.292 "You distributed money." 01:41:42.293 --> 01:41:44.584 "Either you leave the alcohol." 01:41:44.585 --> 01:41:46.875 "Or drop me off at my home." 01:41:46.876 --> 01:41:48.875 "Either you leave the alcohol." 01:41:48.876 --> 01:41:51.084 "Or drop me off at my home." 01:41:51.085 --> 01:41:53.835 "It stays silently in the bottle." 01:41:55.960 --> 01:41:58.668 "It never says bad things to anyone." 01:42:00.210 --> 01:42:02.710 "It stays silently in the bottle." 01:42:02.918 --> 01:42:05.001 "It never says bad things to anyone." 01:42:05.210 --> 01:42:07.293 "It stays with me like friends." 01:42:07.501 --> 01:42:11.917 "It behaves like a friend. I can't live without it." 01:42:11.918 --> 01:42:16.085 "Forgive me, my life. I can't leave the alcohol." 01:42:16.251 --> 01:42:20.793 "Forgive me, my life. I can't leave the alcohol." 01:42:29.835 --> 01:42:34.417 "Only God knows in which pocket you keep it hidden." 01:42:34.418 --> 01:42:38.959 "You eat it and groom your beard." 01:42:38.960 --> 01:42:41.250 "You eat it and..." 01:42:41.251 --> 01:42:43.376 "groom your beard." 01:42:43.501 --> 01:42:47.835 "I am so done with it." 01:42:47.960 --> 01:42:50.293 "Where have you hidden it?" 01:42:50.460 --> 01:42:52.542 "Either you leave alcohol" 01:42:52.543 --> 01:42:54.750 "or drop me off at my home." 01:42:54.751 --> 01:42:57.084 "Either you leave alcohol" 01:42:57.085 --> 01:42:59.292 "or drop me off at my home." 01:42:59.293 --> 01:43:01.584 "It's a single treatment for..." 01:43:01.585 --> 01:43:03.751 "hundred diseases, darling." 01:43:03.876 --> 01:43:08.001 "It can open eyes, treat palsy. The whole world knows that." 01:43:08.418 --> 01:43:12.376 "The person stays in their own world, the whole world knows that." 01:43:13.168 --> 01:43:15.210 "The one who eats it," 01:43:15.418 --> 01:43:19.709 "the one who eats it can fight with anyone." 01:43:19.710 --> 01:43:21.875 "Forgive me, darling." 01:43:21.876 --> 01:43:23.960 "I can't leave the alcohol." 01:43:24.168 --> 01:43:25.917 "Forgive me, darling." 01:43:25.918 --> 01:43:28.710 "I can't leave the alcohol." 01:43:37.751 --> 01:43:42.376 "All of your druggie friends are opium addicts." 01:43:42.585 --> 01:43:46.460 "They help you eat it in the morning, making me go crazy." 01:43:46.918 --> 01:43:51.001 "They help you eat it in the morning, making me go crazy." 01:43:51.668 --> 01:43:53.875 "You speak English after drinking alcohol." 01:43:53.876 --> 01:43:58.167 "You speak weird English, which is another trouble." 01:43:58.168 --> 01:44:02.418 "Either you stop drinking or drop me off at my home." 01:44:02.751 --> 01:44:07.209 "Either you stop drinking or drop me off at my home." 01:44:07.210 --> 01:44:11.709 "Drinking alcohol is a sign of royalty." 01:44:11.710 --> 01:44:15.918 "This freedom of life will not come again." 01:44:16.293 --> 01:44:20.585 "This freedom of life will not come again." 01:44:21.001 --> 01:44:23.084 "My breath runs on it." 01:44:23.085 --> 01:44:27.584 "My breath runs on it. I can't survive without it." 01:44:27.585 --> 01:44:31.918 "Forgive me, my life. I can't leave alcohol." 01:44:32.085 --> 01:44:36.668 "Forgive me, my life. I can't leave alcohol." 01:44:36.918 --> 01:44:39.126 "You always laugh and play with your friends." 01:44:41.251 --> 01:44:43.501 "You always throw slurs at me." 01:44:45.835 --> 01:44:48.001 "You always laugh and play with your friends." 01:44:48.251 --> 01:44:50.250 "You always throw slurs at me." 01:44:50.251 --> 01:44:52.542 "Where should I go?" 01:44:52.543 --> 01:44:57.000 "Where should I go? The house seems lonely to me." 01:44:57.001 --> 01:45:01.251 "Either you stop drinking or drop me off at my home." 01:45:01.626 --> 01:45:06.042 "Either you stop drinking or drop me off at my home." 01:45:06.043 --> 01:45:08.585 "What kind of friendship is that?" 01:45:10.710 --> 01:45:13.418 "I love you more than my life." 01:45:14.918 --> 01:45:17.543 "What kind of friendship is that?" 01:45:17.668 --> 01:45:19.917 "I love you more than my life." 01:45:19.918 --> 01:45:22.085 "You have imprinted on my bones." 01:45:22.210 --> 01:45:26.375 "You have imprinted on my bones. No doctor can take you out." 01:45:26.376 --> 01:45:30.751 "Forgive me, my life. I can't leave alcohol." 01:45:31.001 --> 01:45:35.001 "Forgive me, my life. I can't leave alcohol." 01:45:35.543 --> 01:45:39.793 "If you won't leave drinking, let me drink too." 01:45:40.126 --> 01:45:44.460 "Forgive me, my love. I can't drop you off at your home." 01:45:44.585 --> 01:45:49.293 "Forgive me, my love. I can't drop you off at your home." 01:45:49.418 --> 01:45:52.460 [Audience applauding]