WEBVTT 00:02:24.853 --> 00:02:27.146 align:center (DISTANT RUMBLING) 00:02:35.823 --> 00:03:34.672 align:center (SPEAKING FRENCH) 00:03:53.317 --> 00:03:55.818 align:center (MEN SPEAKING GERMAN) 00:04:03.911 --> 00:04:07.955 align:center (SPEAKING FRENCH) 00:07:38.458 --> 00:07:41.627 align:center While I'm very familiar with you and your family, 00:07:41.711 --> 00:07:45.381 align:center I have no way of knowing if you are familiar with who I am. 00:07:46.299 --> 00:07:48.551 align:center Are you aware of my existence? 00:07:49.553 --> 00:07:50.553 align:center Yes. 00:07:50.637 --> 00:07:51.720 align:center This is good. 00:07:52.305 --> 00:07:56.392 align:center Now, are you aware of the job I've been ordered to carry out in France? 00:07:58.728 --> 00:07:59.770 align:center Yes. 00:08:00.438 --> 00:08:02.439 align:center Please tell me what you've heard. 00:08:03.400 --> 00:08:04.733 align:center I've heard 00:08:05.277 --> 00:08:09.572 align:center that the Führer has put you in charge of rounding up the Jews left in France 00:08:09.656 --> 00:08:12.575 align:center who are either hiding or passing for Gentile. 00:08:14.035 --> 00:08:16.912 align:center The Führer couldn't have said it better himself. 00:08:18.874 --> 00:08:22.501 align:center But the meaning of your visit, 00:08:22.961 --> 00:08:27.173 align:center pleasant though it is, is mysterious to me. 00:08:28.842 --> 00:08:32.094 align:center The Germans looked through my house nine months ago for hiding Jews 00:08:32.179 --> 00:08:33.846 align:center and found nothing. 00:08:35.599 --> 00:08:37.266 align:center I'm aware of that. 00:08:37.767 --> 00:08:40.269 align:center I've read the reports of this area. 00:08:42.272 --> 00:08:45.482 align:center But like any enterprise, when under new management, 00:08:45.567 --> 00:08:48.652 align:center there is always a slight duplication of efforts, 00:08:49.905 --> 00:08:54.575 align:center most of it being a complete waste of time, but needs to be done nevertheless. 00:08:55.577 --> 00:08:58.621 align:center I just have a few questions, monsieur LaPadite. 00:09:00.123 --> 00:09:02.374 align:center If you can assist me with answers, 00:09:02.459 --> 00:09:05.586 align:center my department can close the file on your family. 00:09:14.054 --> 00:09:15.221 align:center Now, 00:09:16.890 --> 00:09:21.143 align:center before the occupation, there were four Jewish families in this area, 00:09:21.728 --> 00:09:24.063 align:center all dairy farmers like yourself. 00:09:25.899 --> 00:09:30.486 align:center Doleracs, Rollins, the Loveitts 00:09:32.322 --> 00:09:33.989 align:center and the Dreyfuses. 00:09:34.157 --> 00:09:35.699 align:center Is that correct? 00:09:35.784 --> 00:09:36.784 align:center To my knowledge, 00:09:36.868 --> 00:09:40.329 align:center those were the Jewish families among the dairy farmers. 00:09:40.497 --> 00:09:44.333 align:center Herr Colonel, would it disturb you if I smoked my pipe? 00:09:44.417 --> 00:09:45.876 align:center (CHUCKLES) Please, monsieur LaPadite, 00:09:45.961 --> 00:09:48.963 align:center this is your house, make yourseIf comfortable. 00:09:49.297 --> 00:09:52.258 align:center Now, according to these papers, 00:09:53.176 --> 00:09:56.595 align:center all the Jewish families in this area have been accounted for 00:09:56.680 --> 00:09:59.515 align:center except the Dreyfuses. 00:10:00.976 --> 00:10:04.395 align:center Somewhere in the last year it would appear they've vanished. 00:10:04.479 --> 00:10:07.773 align:center Which leads me to the conclusion that they've either made good their escape 00:10:07.857 --> 00:10:10.776 align:center or someone is very successfully hiding them. 00:10:11.987 --> 00:10:15.614 align:center What have you heard about the Dreyfuses, monsieur LaPadite? 00:10:15.699 --> 00:10:16.657 align:center Only rumors. 00:10:16.741 --> 00:10:18.033 align:center I love rumors! 00:10:19.619 --> 00:10:20.953 align:center Facts could be so misleading, 00:10:21.037 --> 00:10:24.206 align:center where rumors, true or false, are often revealing. 00:10:24.624 --> 00:10:26.083 align:center So, monsieur LaPadite, 00:10:26.167 --> 00:10:29.420 align:center what rumors have you heard regarding the Dreyfuses? 00:10:31.214 --> 00:10:32.172 align:center (CLEARS THROAT) 00:10:32.257 --> 00:10:35.384 align:center Again, this is just a rumor, 00:10:35.468 --> 00:10:41.765 align:center but we heard the Dreyfuses had made their way into Spain. 00:10:44.394 --> 00:10:46.228 align:center (MATCHSTlCKS SCRAPING) 00:10:49.649 --> 00:10:52.359 align:center So, the rumors you've heard have been of escape? 00:10:52.444 --> 00:10:53.986 align:center (AGREES IN FRENCH) 00:10:54.070 --> 00:10:55.154 align:center Yes. 00:10:58.742 --> 00:11:02.494 align:center Having never met the Dreyfuses, would you confirm for me 00:11:02.579 --> 00:11:05.873 align:center the exact members of the household and their names? 00:11:08.585 --> 00:11:10.085 align:center (CLEARS THROAT) 00:11:11.296 --> 00:11:13.255 align:center There were five of them. 00:11:15.467 --> 00:11:18.135 align:center The father, Jacob. 00:11:20.013 --> 00:11:22.514 align:center Wife, Miram. 00:11:24.559 --> 00:11:28.145 align:center And her brother, Bob. 00:11:35.403 --> 00:11:36.945 align:center How old is Bob? 00:11:38.573 --> 00:11:39.907 align:center Thirty, 31. 00:11:44.162 --> 00:11:45.412 align:center Continue. 00:11:45.789 --> 00:11:47.414 align:center And the children, 00:11:49.125 --> 00:11:50.250 align:center Amos 00:11:52.337 --> 00:11:53.796 align:center and Shosanna. 00:11:55.965 --> 00:11:57.800 align:center Ages of the children? 00:11:58.885 --> 00:12:00.219 align:center (SIGHS) 00:12:04.891 --> 00:12:08.477 align:center Amos was nine or 10. 00:12:11.314 --> 00:12:12.606 align:center And Shosanna? 00:12:12.690 --> 00:12:14.817 align:center And Shosanna was 00:12:16.486 --> 00:12:20.280 align:center 18 or 19. I'm not really sure. 00:12:31.126 --> 00:12:33.460 align:center Well, I guess that should do it. 00:12:37.215 --> 00:12:38.799 align:center (ZIPPER CLOSING) 00:12:39.843 --> 00:12:44.263 align:center However, before I go, could I have another glass of your delicious milk? 00:12:47.308 --> 00:12:48.809 align:center But of course. 00:12:55.567 --> 00:12:57.609 align:center Monsieur LaPadite, 00:12:57.694 --> 00:13:01.697 align:center are you aware of the nickname the people of France have given me? 00:13:04.200 --> 00:13:05.242 align:center (SIGHS) 00:13:05.326 --> 00:13:07.744 align:center I have no interest in such things. 00:13:08.788 --> 00:13:11.498 align:center But you are aware of what they call me. 00:13:14.043 --> 00:13:15.377 align:center I'm aware. 00:13:17.130 --> 00:13:19.006 align:center What are you aware of? 00:13:26.264 --> 00:13:28.015 align:center (THAN KING IN FRENCH) 00:13:28.892 --> 00:13:30.434 align:center That they call you "The Jew H unter." 00:13:30.518 --> 00:13:32.060 align:center Precisely. 00:13:34.397 --> 00:13:37.024 align:center I understand your trepidation in repeating it. 00:13:37.108 --> 00:13:39.401 align:center Heydrich apparently hates the moniker 00:13:39.486 --> 00:13:42.154 align:center the good people of Prague have bestowed on him. 00:13:42.238 --> 00:13:45.491 align:center Actually, why he would hate the name "the Hangman" is baffling to me. 00:13:45.575 --> 00:13:48.911 align:center lt would appear he has done everything in his power to earn it. 00:13:48.995 --> 00:13:52.247 align:center Now I, on the other hand, love my unofficial title 00:13:52.332 --> 00:13:54.750 align:center precisely because I've earned it. 00:13:56.169 --> 00:14:00.214 align:center The feature that makes me such an effective hunter of the Jews is, 00:14:00.298 --> 00:14:03.008 align:center as opposed to most German soldiers, 00:14:03.092 --> 00:14:05.093 align:center I can think like a Jew 00:14:05.762 --> 00:14:08.472 align:center where they can only think like a German. 00:14:08.848 --> 00:14:11.266 align:center (CHUCKLING) More precisely, a German soldier. 00:14:17.941 --> 00:14:22.903 align:center Now, if one were to determine what attribute the German people share with a beast, 00:14:23.446 --> 00:14:26.990 align:center it would be the cunning and the predatory instinct of a hawk. 00:14:27.450 --> 00:14:31.286 align:center But if one were to determine what attributes the Jews share with a beast, 00:14:31.371 --> 00:14:33.497 align:center it would be that of the rat. 00:14:36.292 --> 00:14:40.128 align:center The Führer and Goebbels' propaganda have said pretty much the same thing. 00:14:40.213 --> 00:14:43.215 align:center But where our conclusions differ, 00:14:43.299 --> 00:14:46.301 align:center is I don't consider the comparison an insult. 00:14:48.805 --> 00:14:52.641 align:center Consider for a moment the world a rat lives in. 00:14:53.560 --> 00:14:55.769 align:center It's a hostile world, indeed. 00:14:56.604 --> 00:14:59.982 align:center If a rat were to scamper through your front door, right now, 00:15:00.066 --> 00:15:02.484 align:center would you greet it with hostility? 00:15:03.486 --> 00:15:05.320 align:center I suppose I would. 00:15:05.405 --> 00:15:06.947 align:center Has a rat ever done anything to you 00:15:07.031 --> 00:15:10.325 align:center to create this animosity you feel toward them? 00:15:11.244 --> 00:15:13.870 align:center Rats spread disease. They bite people. 00:15:14.414 --> 00:15:18.208 align:center Rats were the cause of the bubonic plague, but that's some time ago. 00:15:18.293 --> 00:15:20.919 align:center I propose to you any disease a rat could spread, 00:15:21.004 --> 00:15:23.463 align:center a squirrel could equally carry. 00:15:23.548 --> 00:15:25.132 align:center Would you agree? 00:15:25.216 --> 00:15:26.925 align:center (AGREES IN FRENCH) 00:15:27.010 --> 00:15:29.595 align:center Yet, I assume you don't share the same animosity with squirrels 00:15:29.679 --> 00:15:31.680 align:center that you do with rats, do you? 00:15:31.764 --> 00:15:32.764 align:center No. 00:15:32.849 --> 00:15:35.350 align:center Yet, they're both rodents, are they not? 00:15:35.435 --> 00:15:39.438 align:center And except for the tail, they even rather look alike, don't they? 00:15:39.856 --> 00:15:42.691 align:center It's an interesting thought, Herr Colonel. 00:15:43.401 --> 00:15:45.444 align:center However interesting as the thought may be, 00:15:45.528 --> 00:15:48.780 align:center it makes not one bit of difference to how you feel. 00:15:51.117 --> 00:15:55.203 align:center If a rat were to walk in here, right now, as I'm talking 00:15:56.331 --> 00:16:00.167 align:center would you greet it with a saucer of your delicious milk? 00:16:00.251 --> 00:16:01.710 align:center Probably not. 00:16:02.420 --> 00:16:04.087 align:center I didn't think so. 00:16:04.714 --> 00:16:06.256 align:center You don't like them. 00:16:06.341 --> 00:16:08.216 align:center You don't really know why you don't like them. 00:16:08.301 --> 00:16:11.053 align:center All you know is you find them repulsive. 00:16:13.264 --> 00:16:16.308 align:center Consequently, a German soldier conducts a search 00:16:16.392 --> 00:16:18.935 align:center of a house suspected of hiding Jews. 00:16:19.854 --> 00:16:21.438 align:center Where does the hawk look? 00:16:21.522 --> 00:16:24.691 align:center He looks in the barn, he looks in the attic, he looks in the cellar, 00:16:24.776 --> 00:16:27.235 align:center he looks everywhere he would hide. 00:16:28.196 --> 00:16:32.366 align:center But there are so many places it would never occur to a hawk to hide. 00:16:34.619 --> 00:16:38.288 align:center However, the reason the Führer has brought me off my Alps in Austria 00:16:38.373 --> 00:16:42.793 align:center and placed me in French cow country today is because it does occur to me. 00:16:44.045 --> 00:16:47.381 align:center Because I'm aware what tremendous feats human beings are capable of 00:16:47.465 --> 00:16:49.508 align:center once they abandon dignity. 00:16:51.260 --> 00:16:53.428 align:center May I smoke my pipe as well? 00:16:55.765 --> 00:16:58.642 align:center Please, Herr Colonel, make yourseIf at home. 00:17:11.406 --> 00:17:16.451 align:center Now, my job dictates 00:17:21.791 --> 00:17:24.459 align:center that I must have my men enter your home 00:17:28.381 --> 00:17:30.257 align:center and conduct a thorough search 00:17:30.341 --> 00:17:34.136 align:center before I can officially cross your family's name off my list. 00:17:34.887 --> 00:17:38.765 align:center And if there are any irregularities to be found, rest assured they will be. 00:17:38.850 --> 00:17:41.059 align:center That is unless you have something to tell me 00:17:41.144 --> 00:17:44.187 align:center that makes the conducting of a search unnecessary. 00:17:44.272 --> 00:17:46.523 align:center I might add, also, that any information 00:17:46.607 --> 00:17:51.278 align:center that makes the performance of my duty easier will not be met with punishment. 00:17:52.113 --> 00:17:55.657 align:center Actually, quite the contrary. It will be met with reward. 00:17:56.159 --> 00:17:57.451 align:center And that reward will be, 00:17:57.535 --> 00:18:00.328 align:center your family will cease to be harassed in any way 00:18:00.413 --> 00:18:04.833 align:center by the German military during the rest of our occupation of your country. 00:18:15.511 --> 00:18:18.847 align:center You're sheltering enemies of the state, are you not? 00:18:24.187 --> 00:18:25.270 align:center Yes. 00:18:28.191 --> 00:18:32.110 align:center You're sheltering them underneath your floorboards, aren't you? 00:18:34.655 --> 00:18:35.697 align:center Yes. 00:18:38.534 --> 00:18:41.578 align:center Point out to me the areas where they're hiding. 00:19:02.600 --> 00:19:03.975 align:center Since I haven't heard any disturbance, 00:19:04.060 --> 00:19:07.771 align:center I assume, while they're listening, they don't speak English. 00:19:09.690 --> 00:19:10.732 align:center Yes. 00:19:12.819 --> 00:19:15.654 align:center I'm going to switch back to French now, and I want you to follow my masquerade. 00:19:15.738 --> 00:19:17.197 align:center Is that clear? 00:19:17.281 --> 00:19:18.532 align:center (SNIFFLES) 00:19:19.158 --> 00:19:20.242 align:center Yes. 00:19:22.119 --> 00:19:23.787 align:center (SPEAKING FRENCH) 00:20:12.587 --> 00:20:13.962 align:center (SHUSHING) 00:20:22.179 --> 00:20:23.305 align:center It's the girl. 00:21:02.595 --> 00:21:04.012 align:center (SOBBING) 00:21:05.932 --> 00:21:07.515 align:center (EXCLAlMS) 00:21:08.476 --> 00:21:09.476 align:center (PANTING) 00:21:09.560 --> 00:21:12.103 align:center Au revoir, Shosanna! 00:21:25.993 --> 00:21:27.452 align:center (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 00:21:27.536 --> 00:21:28.912 align:center ALDO: Ten-hut! 00:21:35.795 --> 00:21:37.671 align:center My name is Lieutenant Aldo Raine. 00:21:37.755 --> 00:21:41.716 align:center And I'm putting together a special team, and I need me eight soldiers. 00:21:41.801 --> 00:21:44.928 align:center Eight Jewish American soldiers. 00:21:45.680 --> 00:21:49.474 align:center Now, you all might've heard rumors about the armada happening soon. 00:21:49.558 --> 00:21:52.268 align:center Well, we'll be leaving a little earlier. 00:21:53.479 --> 00:21:56.773 align:center We're going to be dropped into France dressed as civilians. 00:21:57.400 --> 00:21:59.693 align:center Once we're in enemy territory, 00:22:00.319 --> 00:22:02.278 align:center as a bushwhacking guerrilla army, 00:22:02.363 --> 00:22:05.740 align:center we're going to be doing one thing and one thing only. 00:22:06.283 --> 00:22:07.742 align:center Killing Nazis. 00:22:09.745 --> 00:22:11.329 align:center I don't know about you all, 00:22:11.414 --> 00:22:14.332 align:center but I sure as hell didn't come down from the goddamn Smoky Mountains, 00:22:14.417 --> 00:22:18.336 align:center cross 5,000 miles of water, fight my way through haIf of Sicily 00:22:18.421 --> 00:22:22.841 align:center and jump out of a fucking airplane to teach the Nazis lessons in humanity. 00:22:22.925 --> 00:22:25.010 align:center Nazi ain't got no humanity. 00:22:25.761 --> 00:22:29.264 align:center They're the foot soldiers of a Jew-hating, mass-murdering maniac 00:22:29.348 --> 00:22:31.599 align:center and they need to be destroyed. 00:22:31.976 --> 00:22:36.312 align:center That's why any and every son of a bitch we find wearing a Nazi uniform, 00:22:36.772 --> 00:22:38.606 align:center they're going to die. 00:22:41.569 --> 00:22:44.988 align:center Now, I'm the direct descendent of the mountain man J im Bridger. 00:22:45.072 --> 00:22:47.198 align:center That means I got a little lndian in me. 00:22:47.283 --> 00:22:51.536 align:center And our battle plan will be that of an Apache resistance. 00:22:52.621 --> 00:22:54.956 align:center We will be cruel to the Germans. 00:22:55.332 --> 00:22:58.626 align:center And through our cruelty, they will know who we are. 00:22:58.794 --> 00:23:01.046 align:center And they will find the evidence of our cruelty 00:23:01.130 --> 00:23:03.048 align:center in the disemboweled, dismembered 00:23:03.132 --> 00:23:06.801 align:center and disfigured bodies of their brothers we leave behind us. 00:23:06.969 --> 00:23:09.387 align:center And the German won't be able to help themselves 00:23:09.472 --> 00:23:13.224 align:center but imagine the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, 00:23:13.893 --> 00:23:17.312 align:center and our boot heels and the edge of our knives. 00:23:18.689 --> 00:23:21.066 align:center And the German will be sickened by us. 00:23:21.150 --> 00:23:23.359 align:center And the German will talk about us. 00:23:23.444 --> 00:23:25.653 align:center And the German will fear us. 00:23:26.155 --> 00:23:28.656 align:center And when the German closes their eyes at night 00:23:28.741 --> 00:23:32.035 align:center and they're tortured by their subconscious for the evil they have done, 00:23:32.119 --> 00:23:35.830 align:center it will be with thoughts of us that they are tortured with. 00:23:37.374 --> 00:23:38.541 align:center Sound good? 00:23:38.626 --> 00:23:40.251 align:center ALL: Yes, sir! 00:23:41.587 --> 00:23:43.379 align:center That's what I like to hear. 00:23:43.589 --> 00:23:47.425 align:center But I got a word of warning for all you would-be warriors. 00:23:47.510 --> 00:23:50.386 align:center When you join my command, you take on debit. 00:23:50.805 --> 00:23:53.389 align:center A debit you owe me, personally. 00:23:55.392 --> 00:23:59.979 align:center Each and every man under my command owes me 1 00 Nazi scalps. 00:24:00.689 --> 00:24:02.524 align:center And I want my scalps. 00:24:03.400 --> 00:24:08.613 align:center And all y'all will get me 1 00 Nazi scalps taken from the heads of 1 00 dead Nazis. 00:24:10.199 --> 00:24:12.117 align:center Or you will die trying! 00:24:12.576 --> 00:24:14.369 align:center (SHOUTING IN GERMAN) 00:24:38.769 --> 00:24:40.562 align:center (SPEAKING GERMAN) 00:25:18.267 --> 00:25:19.976 align:center (INTERCOM BUZZING) 00:25:21.937 --> 00:25:23.438 align:center (KLIEST SPEAKING GERMAN ON INTERCOM) 00:25:36.785 --> 00:25:45.251 align:center (KLIEST SPEAKING GERMAN) 00:26:06.941 --> 00:26:09.150 align:center (BUTZ SPEAKING GERMAN) 00:26:26.669 --> 00:26:28.253 align:center (BASTERDS LAUGHING) 00:26:54.238 --> 00:26:55.905 align:center Hey, Hirschberg. 00:26:56.657 --> 00:26:58.366 align:center Send that Kraut sarge over. 00:26:58.450 --> 00:26:59.951 align:center HIRSCHBERG: You. Go. 00:27:33.694 --> 00:27:35.737 align:center Sergeant Werner Rachtman. 00:27:36.697 --> 00:27:39.240 align:center Lieutenant Aldo Raine. Pleased to meet you. 00:27:39.783 --> 00:27:41.826 align:center You know what "sit down" means, Werner? 00:27:41.910 --> 00:27:43.703 align:center Yes. Then sit down. 00:27:47.374 --> 00:27:48.458 align:center How is your English, Werner? 00:27:48.542 --> 00:27:51.502 align:center Because if need be, we got a couple of fellows who can translate. 00:27:51.587 --> 00:27:52.670 align:center Wicki here, 00:27:52.755 --> 00:27:56.007 align:center an Austrian-Jew, got the fuck out of Munich while the getting was good. 00:27:56.091 --> 00:28:00.011 align:center Became American, got drafted, come back to give y'all what for. 00:28:00.554 --> 00:28:03.181 align:center Another one up there you might be familiar with. 00:28:03.265 --> 00:28:05.183 align:center Sergeant Hugo Stiglitz. 00:28:07.269 --> 00:28:08.770 align:center Heard of him? 00:28:09.104 --> 00:28:12.774 align:center Everybody in the German Army has heard of H ugo Stiglitz. 00:28:12.941 --> 00:28:14.484 align:center (BASTERDS LAUGHING) 00:28:23.452 --> 00:28:25.411 align:center MALE NARRATOR: The reason for Hugo Stiglitz's celebrity 00:28:25.496 --> 00:28:27.622 align:center among German soldiers is simple. 00:28:27.706 --> 00:28:33.378 align:center As a German-enlisted man, he killed 13 Gestapo officers. 00:28:47.643 --> 00:28:50.645 align:center Instead of putting him up against a wall, 00:28:50.729 --> 00:28:53.564 align:center the High Command decided to send him back to Berlin 00:28:53.649 --> 00:28:55.149 align:center to be made an example of. 00:28:56.693 --> 00:29:00.446 align:center Needless to say, once the Basterds heard about him, 00:29:00.781 --> 00:29:02.448 align:center he never got there. 00:29:04.660 --> 00:29:05.827 align:center (GASPING) 00:29:39.361 --> 00:29:41.237 align:center Sergeant H ugo Stiglitz? 00:29:43.907 --> 00:29:46.617 align:center Lieutenant Aldo Raine. These are the Basterds. 00:29:46.702 --> 00:29:48.369 align:center Ever heard of us? 00:29:50.372 --> 00:29:52.957 align:center We just want to say we're a big fan of your work. 00:29:53.041 --> 00:29:54.167 align:center When it comes to killing Nazis... 00:29:54.251 --> 00:29:55.251 align:center (MAN GROANING) 00:29:57.421 --> 00:29:59.672 align:center ... I think you show great talent. 00:29:59.756 --> 00:30:03.551 align:center And I pride myself for having an eye for that kind of talent. 00:30:07.055 --> 00:30:10.224 align:center But your status as a Nazi killer is stilI amateur. 00:30:11.310 --> 00:30:14.312 align:center We all come here to see if you want to go pro. 00:30:18.734 --> 00:30:20.359 align:center (BASTERDS LAUGHING) 00:30:21.153 --> 00:30:23.446 align:center Can I assume you know who we are? 00:30:23.530 --> 00:30:24.864 align:center You're Aldo the Apache. 00:30:24.948 --> 00:30:26.449 align:center (BASTERDS WHOOPING) 00:30:27.284 --> 00:30:28.701 align:center Werner, if you heard of us, 00:30:28.785 --> 00:30:31.454 align:center you probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-taking business. 00:30:31.538 --> 00:30:35.458 align:center We in the killing Nazi business, and, cousin, business is a-booming. 00:30:35.542 --> 00:30:36.834 align:center HIRSCHBERG : (LAUGHING) Oh, yeah. 00:30:37.419 --> 00:30:39.962 align:center Now, that leaves two ways we can play this out. 00:30:40.047 --> 00:30:42.256 align:center Either kill you or let you go. 00:30:42.799 --> 00:30:44.884 align:center Whether or not you're going to leave this ditch alive 00:30:44.968 --> 00:30:46.928 align:center depends entirely on you. 00:30:51.266 --> 00:30:54.018 align:center Up the road a piece, there's an orchard. 00:30:54.436 --> 00:30:58.856 align:center Besides you, we know there's another Kraut patrol fucking around here somewhere. 00:30:59.733 --> 00:31:01.859 align:center If that patrol were to have any crack shots, 00:31:01.944 --> 00:31:04.904 align:center that orchard would be a goddamn sniper's delight. 00:31:06.114 --> 00:31:09.450 align:center So if you ever want to eat a sauerkraut sandwich again, 00:31:10.869 --> 00:31:14.372 align:center you got to show me on this here map where they are. 00:31:15.249 --> 00:31:18.584 align:center You got to tell me how many they are, and you got to tell me 00:31:18.669 --> 00:31:21.128 align:center what kind of artillery they're carrying with them. 00:31:21.213 --> 00:31:22.547 align:center (SCOFFING) 00:31:22.631 --> 00:31:26.842 align:center You can't expect me to divulge information that would put German lives in danger. 00:31:27.886 --> 00:31:31.889 align:center Well, now, Werner, that's where you're wrong, because that's exactly what I expect. 00:31:32.641 --> 00:31:34.850 align:center I need to know about Germans hiding in trees. 00:31:34.935 --> 00:31:38.104 align:center And you need to tell me. And you need to tell me right now. 00:31:39.314 --> 00:31:40.815 align:center Now, just take that finger of yours 00:31:40.899 --> 00:31:44.235 align:center and point out on this here map where this party is being held, 00:31:44.319 --> 00:31:47.697 align:center how many is coming and what they brought to play with. 00:31:54.830 --> 00:31:57.081 align:center I respectfully refuse, sir. 00:31:57.165 --> 00:31:58.749 align:center (BATTAPPING) 00:31:59.418 --> 00:32:00.751 align:center Hear that? 00:32:02.045 --> 00:32:03.129 align:center Yes. 00:32:06.258 --> 00:32:08.551 align:center That's Sergeant Donny Donowitz. 00:32:08.844 --> 00:32:11.554 align:center You might know him better by his nickname. 00:32:11.638 --> 00:32:13.389 align:center The Bear Jew. 00:32:14.474 --> 00:32:18.477 align:center Now, if you heard of Aldo the Apache, you got to have heard about The Bear Jew. 00:32:18.562 --> 00:32:19.812 align:center I heard of The Bear Jew. 00:32:19.896 --> 00:32:21.522 align:center What did you hear? 00:32:22.608 --> 00:32:25.026 align:center Beats German soldiers with a club. 00:32:25.485 --> 00:32:29.196 align:center He bashes their brains in with a baseball bat, what he does. 00:32:29.531 --> 00:32:31.616 align:center And, Werner, I'm going to ask you one last goddamn time, 00:32:31.700 --> 00:32:33.576 align:center and if you still respectfully refuse, 00:32:33.660 --> 00:32:35.703 align:center I'm calling The Bear Jew over. 00:32:35.787 --> 00:32:37.705 align:center He's going to take that big bat of his, 00:32:37.789 --> 00:32:40.958 align:center and he's going to beat your ass to death with it. 00:32:44.254 --> 00:32:46.088 align:center Now, take your Wiener-schnitzel-licking finger, 00:32:46.173 --> 00:32:49.175 align:center and point out on this map what I want to know. 00:32:57.267 --> 00:32:58.559 align:center Fuck you. 00:32:59.019 --> 00:33:00.645 align:center And your Jew dogs. 00:33:00.729 --> 00:33:02.104 align:center (BASTERDS LAUGHING) 00:33:02.189 --> 00:33:03.648 align:center (BASTERDS APPLAUDING) 00:33:04.608 --> 00:33:06.567 align:center Actually, Werner, we're all tickled to hear you say that. 00:33:06.652 --> 00:33:08.527 align:center Quite frankly, watching Donny beat Nazis to death 00:33:08.612 --> 00:33:11.489 align:center is the closest we ever get to going to the movies. Donny! 00:33:11.573 --> 00:33:12.698 align:center DON NY: Yeah? 00:33:12.783 --> 00:33:15.326 align:center Got us a German here who wants to die for country. 00:33:15.410 --> 00:33:16.744 align:center Oblige him. 00:33:17.412 --> 00:33:18.829 align:center (BATTAPPING) 00:33:33.970 --> 00:33:35.971 align:center (CONTL NUESTAPPING) 00:34:09.131 --> 00:34:10.881 align:center (BASTERDS CHEERING) 00:34:23.311 --> 00:34:25.813 align:center Did you get that for killing Jews? 00:34:25.981 --> 00:34:27.273 align:center Bravery. 00:34:40.829 --> 00:34:42.663 align:center (BASTERDS EXCLAIMING) 00:34:43.832 --> 00:34:44.957 align:center Yeah! 00:34:47.586 --> 00:34:49.920 align:center BASTERD 1: Oh, no! BASTERD 2: Oh, no! 00:34:50.005 --> 00:34:51.172 align:center Donny! 00:34:51.757 --> 00:34:52.923 align:center BASTERD: Yeah, Donny! 00:34:53.175 --> 00:34:55.926 align:center About now I'd be shitting my pants if I was you. 00:34:56.011 --> 00:34:57.344 align:center (LAUGHING) 00:34:57.429 --> 00:35:00.097 align:center Teddy Fucking Williams knocks it out of the park! 00:35:00.182 --> 00:35:03.768 align:center Fenway Park is on its feet for Teddy Fucking Ballgame! 00:35:03.852 --> 00:35:07.772 align:center He went yard on that one, on to fucking Lansdowne Street! 00:35:07.856 --> 00:35:08.939 align:center You! 00:35:12.110 --> 00:35:13.861 align:center Damn it, Hirschberg! 00:35:13.945 --> 00:35:16.864 align:center Donny, bring that other one over here. Alive! 00:35:17.157 --> 00:35:20.075 align:center Get the fuck up! Batter up. You're on deck! 00:35:20.368 --> 00:35:23.078 align:center Two hits. I hit you, you hit the ground. 00:35:24.122 --> 00:35:25.289 align:center English? 00:35:25.373 --> 00:35:26.332 align:center (SPEAKING GERMAN) 00:35:26.416 --> 00:35:27.583 align:center ALDO: Wicki. 00:35:31.213 --> 00:35:33.172 align:center Ask him if he wants to live. 00:35:33.256 --> 00:35:35.382 align:center (BOTH SPEAKING GERMAN) 00:35:35.467 --> 00:35:37.718 align:center Tell him to point out on this map the German position. 00:35:38.053 --> 00:35:39.845 align:center (SPEAKING GERMAN) 00:35:40.806 --> 00:35:42.556 align:center (BASTERDS LAUGHING) 00:35:42.641 --> 00:35:44.266 align:center Ask him how many Germans. 00:35:44.351 --> 00:35:46.227 align:center (BOTH SPEAKING GERMAN) 00:35:46.728 --> 00:35:48.354 align:center Around about 12. 00:35:48.522 --> 00:35:49.897 align:center What kind of artillery? 00:35:49.981 --> 00:35:52.900 align:center (BOTH SPEAKING GERMAN) 00:35:55.737 --> 00:36:00.991 align:center (SPEAKING GERMAN) 00:36:01.660 --> 00:36:03.244 align:center Now, when you report what happened here, 00:36:03.328 --> 00:36:06.997 align:center you can't tell them you told us what you told us. They'll shoot you. 00:36:07.082 --> 00:36:11.001 align:center They're going to want to know why you so special, we let you live. 00:36:11.086 --> 00:36:14.755 align:center So tell them, we let you live so you could spread the word through the ranks 00:36:14.840 --> 00:36:17.299 align:center what's going to happen to every Nazi we find. 00:36:17.884 --> 00:36:30.813 align:center (SPEAKING GERMAN) 00:36:39.865 --> 00:36:43.117 align:center Now that you've survived the war, when you get home, what you going to do? 00:36:43.326 --> 00:36:48.747 align:center (SPEAKING GERMAN) 00:36:49.249 --> 00:36:51.458 align:center WICKI: He's going to hug his mother. 00:36:52.586 --> 00:36:53.544 align:center (SNIFFS) 00:36:53.628 --> 00:36:55.379 align:center Well, ain't that nice? 00:36:55.589 --> 00:36:57.298 align:center Ask if he's going to take off his uniform. 00:36:57.507 --> 00:36:58.924 align:center (WICKI SPEAKING GERMAN) 00:36:59.676 --> 00:37:01.844 align:center (BUTZ SPEAKING GERMAN) 00:37:02.387 --> 00:37:04.263 align:center WICKI: He's going to burn it. 00:37:04.556 --> 00:37:07.266 align:center Yeah, that's what we thought. We don't like that. 00:37:08.310 --> 00:37:12.229 align:center See, we like our Nazis in uniforms. That way you can spot them. 00:37:12.314 --> 00:37:13.856 align:center Just like that. 00:37:14.274 --> 00:37:15.983 align:center (SPEAKING GERMAN) 00:37:18.486 --> 00:37:22.740 align:center But you take off that uniform, ain't nobody going to know you's a Nazi. 00:37:22.824 --> 00:37:24.992 align:center And that don't sit well with us. 00:37:25.285 --> 00:37:27.036 align:center (SPEAKING GERMAN) 00:37:30.165 --> 00:37:33.667 align:center So I'm going to give you a little something you can't take off. 00:37:45.847 --> 00:37:49.516 align:center You know, Lieutenant, you're getting pretty good at that. 00:37:49.976 --> 00:37:53.145 align:center You know how you get to Carnegie Hall, don't you? 00:37:54.105 --> 00:37:55.356 align:center Practice. 00:39:03.591 --> 00:39:09.179 align:center (SPEAKING FRENCH) 00:39:09.597 --> 00:39:10.597 align:center (EXCLAIMS) 00:39:11.182 --> 00:39:37.249 align:center (SPEAKING FRENCH) 00:40:50.740 --> 00:40:52.116 align:center (LAUGHS) 00:41:20.311 --> 00:41:21.895 align:center (CLEARS THROAT) 00:42:10.111 --> 00:42:11.278 align:center (SIGHS) 00:42:14.949 --> 00:42:20.704 align:center (SPEAKING FRENCH) 00:42:20.788 --> 00:42:21.830 align:center (CHUCKLES EXCITEDLY) 00:43:02.121 --> 00:43:03.247 align:center (EXHALES) 00:43:03.331 --> 00:43:04.915 align:center (SPEAKS FRENCH) 00:43:04.999 --> 00:43:08.293 align:center (SPEAKING GERMAN) 00:43:08.378 --> 00:43:09.836 align:center (LAUGHING) 00:43:33.611 --> 00:43:37.197 align:center (SPEAKING FRENCH) 00:43:48.918 --> 00:43:50.544 align:center (SPEAKING GERMAN) 00:43:51.754 --> 00:43:52.796 align:center (CLEARS THROAT) 00:43:52.880 --> 00:43:54.089 align:center (SPEAKING GERMAN) 00:43:59.512 --> 00:44:00.721 align:center (LAUGHS EXClTEDLY) 00:44:16.946 --> 00:44:27.080 align:center (SPEAKING FRENCH) 00:44:29.542 --> 00:44:31.251 align:center (BOTH SPEAKING GERMAN) 00:44:35.757 --> 00:44:36.840 align:center (SPEAKING FRENCH) 00:44:36.924 --> 00:44:38.133 align:center (OFFLCER EXCLALMS) 00:44:38.217 --> 00:44:40.052 align:center (OFFlCERS CHATTERING) 00:44:48.102 --> 00:44:49.644 align:center (SPEAKING FRENCH) 00:44:53.941 --> 00:44:55.442 align:center (CLEARS THROAT) 00:44:56.569 --> 00:44:58.528 align:center (SPEAKING FRENCH) 00:45:37.276 --> 00:45:38.527 align:center (EXHALES) 00:45:47.078 --> 00:45:48.245 align:center (CHUCKLES) 00:46:00.174 --> 00:46:01.675 align:center (LAUGHS) 00:46:37.253 --> 00:46:38.795 align:center (SAYING GOODBYE IN FRENCH) 00:46:43.384 --> 00:46:45.051 align:center (DRIVER SPEAKING FRENCH) 00:46:46.387 --> 00:46:47.929 align:center (SPEAKING FRENCH) 00:46:50.057 --> 00:46:51.183 align:center (SPEAKING FRENCH) 00:47:10.077 --> 00:47:11.536 align:center (CAR APPROACHING) 00:47:11.621 --> 00:47:13.163 align:center (BRAKES SCREECH) 00:47:26.886 --> 00:47:31.973 align:center (SPEAKING FRENCH) 00:47:32.892 --> 00:47:34.851 align:center (SPEAKING GERMAN) 00:47:36.270 --> 00:47:37.854 align:center (SPEAKING FRENCH) 00:47:40.233 --> 00:47:42.275 align:center (SPEAKING GERMAN) 00:47:42.777 --> 00:47:44.402 align:center (SPEAKING FRENCH) 00:48:06.592 --> 00:48:30.949 align:center (SPEAKING GERMAN) 00:48:40.334 --> 00:48:41.334 align:center (LAUGHING) 00:48:44.463 --> 00:48:46.172 align:center (GOEBBELS LAUGHING) 00:48:55.016 --> 00:49:01.062 align:center (SPEAKING FRENCH) 00:49:01.147 --> 00:49:02.606 align:center (GOEBBELS SPEAKING GERMAN) 00:49:02.690 --> 00:49:04.316 align:center (SPEAKING GERMAN) 00:49:04.400 --> 00:49:06.192 align:center (SPEAKING FRENCH) 00:49:22.209 --> 00:49:23.793 align:center (SPEAKING GERMAN) 00:49:28.257 --> 00:49:29.883 align:center (FREDRICK LAUGHS) 00:49:30.760 --> 00:49:37.515 align:center (SPEAKING FRENCH) 00:49:38.726 --> 00:49:40.060 align:center (PANTING) 00:49:40.645 --> 00:49:41.895 align:center (BRAYING) 00:49:42.229 --> 00:49:47.651 align:center (SPEAKING FRENCH) 00:49:48.194 --> 00:50:16.888 align:center (SPEAKING GERMAN) 00:50:18.265 --> 00:50:34.280 align:center (TRANSLATING IN FRENCH) 00:50:53.134 --> 00:50:54.968 align:center (TRANSLATOR SPEAKING FRENCH) 00:51:02.143 --> 00:51:03.810 align:center (SPEAKING GERMAN) 00:51:12.611 --> 00:51:14.320 align:center (SPEAKING FRENCH) 00:51:23.789 --> 00:51:24.789 align:center (COUG HS) 00:51:26.000 --> 00:51:27.292 align:center (SPEAKING FRENCH) 00:51:30.963 --> 00:51:53.151 align:center (SPEAKING GERMAN) 00:51:53.235 --> 00:51:54.861 align:center (TRANSLATOR SPEAKING FRENCH) 00:51:54.945 --> 00:51:55.987 align:center (SPEAKING FRENCH) 00:52:00.951 --> 00:52:02.327 align:center (TRANSLATES IN GERMAN) 00:52:04.705 --> 00:52:06.247 align:center (GOEBBELS SPEAKING GERMAN) 00:52:08.709 --> 00:52:10.376 align:center (TRANSLATING IN GERMAN) 00:52:10.461 --> 00:52:11.836 align:center (SCOFFS) 00:52:15.966 --> 00:52:17.342 align:center (SPEAKING GERMAN) 00:53:03.931 --> 00:53:05.098 align:center (CHUCKLES) 00:53:05.182 --> 00:53:06.599 align:center (LAUGHING) 00:53:44.638 --> 00:53:46.639 align:center (TRANSLATING IN FRENCH) 00:53:58.444 --> 00:54:00.653 align:center (FREDRlCK SPEAKING FRENCH) 00:54:08.996 --> 00:54:10.663 align:center (SPEAKING FRENCH) 00:54:17.963 --> 00:54:20.298 align:center HANS: Au revoir, Shosanna! 00:54:20.674 --> 00:54:27.472 align:center (SPEAKING GERMAN) 00:54:31.101 --> 00:54:32.393 align:center (LAUGHING) 00:54:34.063 --> 00:54:36.022 align:center (HANS SPEAKING GERMAN) 00:54:42.821 --> 00:54:44.822 align:center (FREDRlCK SPEAKING GERMAN) 00:54:45.950 --> 00:54:48.076 align:center (HANS SPEAKING GERMAN) 00:54:53.958 --> 00:54:55.583 align:center (FREDRlCK SPEAKING GERMAN) 00:55:02.716 --> 00:55:04.717 align:center (GOEBBELS SPEAKING GERMAN) 00:55:10.557 --> 00:55:12.558 align:center (HANS SPEAKING GERMAN) 00:55:29.827 --> 00:55:35.790 align:center (SPEAKING FRENCH) 00:55:37.292 --> 00:55:38.710 align:center (CHUCKLES) 01:00:47.477 --> 01:00:48.811 align:center (GASPING) 01:00:51.440 --> 01:00:53.774 align:center (GOEBBELS SPEAKING GERMAN) 01:01:06.163 --> 01:01:07.413 align:center (LAUGHS) 01:01:10.083 --> 01:01:11.459 align:center (TRANSLATOR SPEAKING FRENCH) 01:01:11.543 --> 01:01:13.127 align:center (SHOSAN NA SPEAKING FRENCH) 01:01:14.087 --> 01:01:16.172 align:center (GOEBBELS SPEAKING GERMAN) 01:01:41.615 --> 01:01:48.829 align:center (SPEAKING FRENCH) 01:02:31.373 --> 01:02:32.373 align:center (SCOFFS) 01:02:34.709 --> 01:02:39.088 align:center MALE NARRATOR: At that time, 35 millimeter nitrate film was so flammable 01:02:39.172 --> 01:02:42.216 align:center that you couldn't even bring a reel onto a streetcar. 01:02:42.426 --> 01:02:44.135 align:center Hey, you can't bring those here on a public vehicle. 01:02:44.219 --> 01:02:45.636 align:center They're films, ain't they? Yes. 01:02:45.720 --> 01:02:47.388 align:center Then they're flammable. Go on, hop off. 01:02:47.556 --> 01:02:51.392 align:center MALE NARRATOR: Because nitrate film burns three times faster than paper. 01:02:55.021 --> 01:02:57.064 align:center Shosanna has a collection 01:02:57.149 --> 01:03:02.194 align:center of over 350 nitrate film prints. 01:03:03.905 --> 01:03:41.859 align:center (SPEAKING FRENCH) 01:04:09.804 --> 01:04:11.680 align:center (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 01:04:13.767 --> 01:04:15.935 align:center MAN: Right this way, Lieutenant. 01:04:33.787 --> 01:04:35.120 align:center (CLEARS THROAT) 01:04:36.122 --> 01:04:38.791 align:center Lieutenant Archie H icox reporting, sir. 01:04:38.875 --> 01:04:41.669 align:center General Ed Fenech. At ease, H icox. 01:04:42.504 --> 01:04:43.712 align:center Drink? 01:04:45.465 --> 01:04:49.677 align:center If you offer me a scotch and plain water, I could drink a scotch and plain water. 01:04:49.761 --> 01:04:53.347 align:center That-a-boy, Lieutenant. Make it yourseIf like a good chap, will you? 01:04:53.431 --> 01:04:55.432 align:center The bar is in the globe. 01:04:59.813 --> 01:05:01.897 align:center Something for yourself, sir? 01:05:01.982 --> 01:05:05.150 align:center Whiskey. Straight. No junk in it. 01:05:06.403 --> 01:05:09.321 align:center lt says here that you speak German fluently. 01:05:09.406 --> 01:05:11.365 align:center Like a Katzenjammer Kid. 01:05:11.449 --> 01:05:14.076 align:center And your occupation before the war? 01:05:14.160 --> 01:05:15.327 align:center I'm a film critic. 01:05:15.954 --> 01:05:17.913 align:center List your accomplishments. 01:05:17.998 --> 01:05:19.873 align:center Well, sir, such as they are, 01:05:19.958 --> 01:05:24.503 align:center I write reviews and articles for a publication called Films and Filmmakers, 01:05:24.588 --> 01:05:27.006 align:center and I've had two books published. 01:05:27.340 --> 01:05:30.926 align:center Impressive. Don't be modest, Lieutenant. What are their titles? 01:05:31.011 --> 01:05:32.011 align:center The first book was called 01:05:32.095 --> 01:05:36.599 align:center Art of the Eyes, the Heart and the Mind: A Study of German Cinema in the '20s. 01:05:36.683 --> 01:05:40.519 align:center And the second one was called Twenty-Four Frame da Vinci. 01:05:40.604 --> 01:05:45.941 align:center It's a subtextual film criticism study of the work of German director G.W. Pabst. 01:05:46.443 --> 01:05:48.027 align:center What should we drink to, sir? 01:05:48.111 --> 01:05:49.361 align:center Well... 01:05:50.614 --> 01:05:52.573 align:center Down with Hitler. 01:05:52.657 --> 01:05:54.033 align:center All the way down, sir. 01:05:54.409 --> 01:05:55.659 align:center Yes. 01:05:59.372 --> 01:06:03.459 align:center Are you familiar with German cinema under the Third Reich? 01:06:05.337 --> 01:06:09.548 align:center Yes. Obviously, I haven't seen any of the films made in the last three years, 01:06:09.633 --> 01:06:11.884 align:center but I'm familiar with it. 01:06:11.968 --> 01:06:13.010 align:center Explain it to me. 01:06:13.678 --> 01:06:14.720 align:center Pardon, sir? 01:06:14.804 --> 01:06:19.058 align:center Well, this little escapade of ours requires a knowledge of the German film industry 01:06:19.142 --> 01:06:24.313 align:center under the Third Reich. Explain to me U FA under Goebbels. 01:06:26.483 --> 01:06:28.859 align:center GoebbeIs considers the films he's making 01:06:28.943 --> 01:06:32.196 align:center to be the beginning of a new era in German cinema. 01:06:32.656 --> 01:06:34.323 align:center An alternative to what he considers 01:06:34.407 --> 01:06:37.368 align:center the Jewish-German intellectual cinema of the '20s, 01:06:38.078 --> 01:06:40.746 align:center and the Jewish-controlled dogma of Hollywood. 01:06:40.830 --> 01:06:42.414 align:center How's he doing? 01:06:42.957 --> 01:06:45.542 align:center Frightfully sorry, sir. Once again? 01:06:46.002 --> 01:06:50.589 align:center You say he wants to take on the Jews at their own game. 01:06:51.591 --> 01:06:54.593 align:center Well, compared to, say, Louis B. Mayer, 01:06:55.428 --> 01:06:57.680 align:center how's he doing? 01:06:57.764 --> 01:06:59.014 align:center Quite well, actually. 01:06:59.683 --> 01:07:01.266 align:center Since Goebbels has taken over, 01:07:01.351 --> 01:07:05.771 align:center film attendance has steadily risen in Germany over the last eight years. 01:07:05.855 --> 01:07:09.316 align:center But Louis B. Mayer wouldn't be Goebbels' proper opposite number. 01:07:09.401 --> 01:07:13.195 align:center I believe Goebbels sees himseIf closer to David O. Selznick. 01:07:17.617 --> 01:07:18.992 align:center Brief him. 01:07:19.327 --> 01:07:24.373 align:center Lieutenant H icox, at this point and time I'd like to brief you on Operation Kino. 01:07:24.958 --> 01:07:26.083 align:center Three days from now 01:07:26.167 --> 01:07:30.504 align:center Joseph GoebbeIs is throwing a gala premiere of one of his new movies in Paris. 01:07:30.630 --> 01:07:31.714 align:center What film, sir? 01:07:31.798 --> 01:07:34.466 align:center The motion picture is called Nation's Pride. 01:07:35.427 --> 01:07:38.804 align:center In attendance at this joyous Germatic occasion 01:07:38.888 --> 01:07:43.308 align:center will be Goebbels, Goring, Bormann, and most of the German H igh Command 01:07:43.393 --> 01:07:47.146 align:center including all high ranking officers of both the SS and the Gestapo, 01:07:47.230 --> 01:07:50.649 align:center as well as luminaries of the Nazi propaganda film industry. 01:07:50.734 --> 01:07:52.818 align:center The master race at play? 01:07:52.902 --> 01:07:57.072 align:center Basically, we have all our rotten eggs in one basket. 01:07:57.157 --> 01:07:59.700 align:center The objective of Operation Kino, 01:08:00.618 --> 01:08:02.369 align:center blow up the basket. 01:08:03.163 --> 01:08:07.249 align:center And like the snows of yesteryear, gone from this earth. 01:08:08.168 --> 01:08:09.835 align:center Jolly good, sir. 01:08:10.587 --> 01:08:14.089 align:center An American Secret Service outfit that lives deep behind enemy lines 01:08:14.174 --> 01:08:15.716 align:center will be your assist. 01:08:15.800 --> 01:08:19.678 align:center The Germans call them the Basterds. 01:08:20.221 --> 01:08:23.432 align:center The Basterds. Never heard of them. 01:08:23.600 --> 01:08:26.435 align:center Whole point of the Secret Service, old boy, you not hearing of them. 01:08:26.519 --> 01:08:30.522 align:center But the Jerries have heard of them, because these Yanks have been them the devil. 01:08:30.607 --> 01:08:35.319 align:center You'll be dropped into France, about 24 kilometers outside of Paris. 01:08:35.403 --> 01:08:37.488 align:center The Basterds will be waiting for you. 01:08:37.572 --> 01:08:40.324 align:center First thing, you'll go to a little village called Nadine. 01:08:41.451 --> 01:08:44.244 align:center In Nadine, there's a tavern called La Louisiane. 01:08:44.329 --> 01:08:47.498 align:center There you'll rendezvous with our double agent. She'll take it from there. 01:08:47.582 --> 01:08:49.708 align:center She's the one who is going to get you into the premiere. 01:08:49.793 --> 01:08:53.545 align:center It'll be you, her, and two German-born members of the Basterds. 01:08:53.630 --> 01:08:57.049 align:center She's also made all the other arrangements you're going to need. 01:08:57.884 --> 01:08:59.051 align:center How will I know her? 01:08:59.177 --> 01:09:02.387 align:center I suspect that won't be too much trouble for you. 01:09:03.473 --> 01:09:06.391 align:center Your contact is Bridget von Hammersmark. 01:09:06.476 --> 01:09:07.935 align:center Bridget von Hammersmark? 01:09:09.187 --> 01:09:12.189 align:center (CHUCKLING) The German movie star is working for England? 01:09:12.273 --> 01:09:14.858 align:center Yes, for the last two years now. 01:09:14.943 --> 01:09:18.487 align:center One could even say that Operation Kino was her brainchild. 01:09:18.571 --> 01:09:19.738 align:center Indeed. 01:09:19.823 --> 01:09:20.864 align:center Got the gist? 01:09:20.949 --> 01:09:23.700 align:center I think so, sir. Paris when it sizzles. 01:09:27.831 --> 01:09:31.333 align:center You didn't say the goddamn rendezvous is in a fucking basement. 01:09:31.417 --> 01:09:32.751 align:center I didn't know. 01:09:32.836 --> 01:09:34.253 align:center You said it was in a tavern. 01:09:34.337 --> 01:09:35.504 align:center It is a tavern. 01:09:35.588 --> 01:09:36.964 align:center Yeah, in a basement. 01:09:37.632 --> 01:09:40.509 align:center You know, fighting in a basement offers a lot of difficulties. 01:09:40.593 --> 01:09:43.887 align:center N umber one being, you're fighting in a basement. 01:09:43.972 --> 01:09:45.848 align:center What if we go in there and she's not even there? 01:09:45.932 --> 01:09:47.182 align:center We wait. 01:09:48.017 --> 01:09:52.104 align:center Don't worry. She's a British spy. She'll make the rendezvous. 01:10:13.626 --> 01:10:15.961 align:center Stiglitz, right? 01:10:16.045 --> 01:10:17.087 align:center That's right, sir. 01:10:18.339 --> 01:10:20.841 align:center I hear you're pretty good with that. 01:10:24.637 --> 01:10:27.764 align:center You know, we're not looking for trouble right now. 01:10:28.016 --> 01:10:31.560 align:center Simply making contact with our agent. Should be uneventful. 01:10:33.396 --> 01:10:38.275 align:center However, the off chance I'm wrong, things prove eventful, 01:10:39.485 --> 01:10:42.404 align:center I need to know we can all remain calm. 01:10:47.118 --> 01:10:48.535 align:center I don't look calm to you? 01:10:49.370 --> 01:10:50.621 align:center (LAUGHS) 01:10:51.497 --> 01:10:56.376 align:center Well, now that you put it like that, l guess you do. 01:11:11.517 --> 01:11:17.314 align:center This Jerry of yours, Stiglitz, not exactly the loquacious type, is he? 01:11:19.150 --> 01:11:22.861 align:center Is that the kind of man you need? Loquacious type? 01:11:24.614 --> 01:11:27.157 align:center Fair point, Lieutenant. 01:11:29.452 --> 01:11:32.204 align:center So you all get in trouble in there, what are we supposed to do? 01:11:32.288 --> 01:11:34.498 align:center Make bets on how it all comes out? 01:11:35.708 --> 01:11:38.877 align:center If we get into trouble, we can handle it. 01:11:40.380 --> 01:11:43.298 align:center But if trouble does happen, we need you to make damn sure 01:11:43.383 --> 01:11:47.552 align:center no Germans, or French, for that matter, escape from that basement. 01:11:48.471 --> 01:11:52.724 align:center If Frau von Hammersmark's cover is compromised, the mission is kaput. 01:11:53.059 --> 01:11:58.730 align:center Speaking of Frau von Hammersmark, whose idea was it for the deathtrap rendezvous? 01:11:59.732 --> 01:12:01.149 align:center She chose the spot. 01:12:01.234 --> 01:12:02.859 align:center Isn't that just dandy? 01:12:02.944 --> 01:12:06.905 align:center Look, she's not a military strategist. She's just an actress. 01:12:07.281 --> 01:12:11.118 align:center You don't got to be Stonewall Jackson to know you don't want to fight in a basement. 01:12:11.202 --> 01:12:13.245 align:center She wasn't picking a place to fight. 01:12:13.329 --> 01:12:16.123 align:center She was picking a place isolated and without Germans. 01:12:17.208 --> 01:12:42.899 align:center (SPEAKING GERMAN) 01:12:42.984 --> 01:12:44.317 align:center (LAUGHING) 01:12:49.907 --> 01:12:51.324 align:center (ORDERING IN GERMAN AND FRENCH) 01:12:51.409 --> 01:12:53.201 align:center (SPEAKING FRENCH) 01:12:54.370 --> 01:12:55.954 align:center (SPEAKING GERMAN) 01:12:58.791 --> 01:13:00.292 align:center (ALL LAUGHING) 01:13:00.376 --> 01:13:01.501 align:center (SPEAKING GERMAN) 01:13:20.146 --> 01:13:21.688 align:center (MAN LAUGHING) 01:13:26.402 --> 01:13:28.737 align:center (FEMALE SERGEANT SPEAKING GERMAN) 01:13:29.113 --> 01:13:30.989 align:center (GLASS SHATTERING) 01:13:34.660 --> 01:13:45.128 align:center (SPEAKING GERMAN) 01:13:55.098 --> 01:13:57.224 align:center (SPEAKING FRENCH AND GERMAN) 01:14:00.686 --> 01:14:19.704 align:center (SPEAKING GERMAN) 01:14:42.770 --> 01:14:44.896 align:center (PEOPLE LAUGHING) 01:14:49.569 --> 01:14:52.195 align:center (SPEAKING GERMAN SOFTLY) 01:14:53.865 --> 01:15:08.753 align:center (SPEAKING GERMAN) 01:15:16.596 --> 01:15:17.929 align:center (CORK POPPING) 01:15:23.352 --> 01:15:24.352 align:center Mmm. 01:15:25.313 --> 01:15:28.315 align:center (SPEAKING FRENCH) 01:15:29.108 --> 01:15:31.109 align:center (SPEAKING GERMAN) 01:15:32.987 --> 01:15:37.490 align:center (SPEAKING FRENCH) 01:15:40.703 --> 01:15:42.370 align:center (SPEAKING GERMAN) 01:15:42.455 --> 01:15:43.997 align:center (ALL CHEERING) 01:15:47.293 --> 01:15:49.169 align:center (SPEAKING GERMAN) 01:15:55.468 --> 01:15:56.468 align:center (ALL LAUGHING) 01:15:56.552 --> 01:16:08.146 align:center (SPEAKING GERMAN) 01:16:21.327 --> 01:16:23.370 align:center (ALL TOASTING IN GERMAN) 01:16:23.704 --> 01:16:28.708 align:center (SPEAKING GERMAN) 01:16:50.314 --> 01:16:51.606 align:center (STAMMERING) 01:16:53.025 --> 01:17:07.998 align:center (SPEAKING GERMAN) 01:17:08.082 --> 01:17:09.541 align:center (LAUGHING) 01:17:29.562 --> 01:17:31.354 align:center (THAN KING IN GERMAN) 01:18:14.065 --> 01:18:15.231 align:center (EXHALING) 01:18:15.316 --> 01:19:27.470 align:center (SPEAKING GERMAN) 01:19:27.972 --> 01:19:29.848 align:center (PHONOGRAPH CRACKLING) 01:20:15.936 --> 01:21:14.786 align:center (SPEAKING GERMAN) 01:21:30.636 --> 01:21:32.387 align:center (LAUGHING) 01:21:32.805 --> 01:21:34.764 align:center (ALL LAUGHING) 01:22:24.064 --> 01:22:25.732 align:center (BOTH LAUGHING) 01:22:51.383 --> 01:22:52.842 align:center (CHUCKLING) 01:22:53.594 --> 01:22:54.886 align:center (LAUGHING) 01:23:04.897 --> 01:23:06.105 align:center (SIGHS) 01:23:23.749 --> 01:23:25.416 align:center (SPEAKING GERMAN) 01:23:27.795 --> 01:23:29.671 align:center (HUMMING EXOTLC MELODY) 01:24:43.787 --> 01:24:45.663 align:center (ROCK MUSlC PLAYING) 01:24:46.999 --> 01:24:48.082 align:center (WHIP CRACKING) 01:24:51.170 --> 01:24:52.503 align:center (GRUNTS) 01:25:12.858 --> 01:25:14.984 align:center (VON HAMMERSMARK LAUGHING) 01:25:51.396 --> 01:25:53.397 align:center (VON HAMMERSMARK AND H lCOX SPEAKING GERMAN) 01:26:58.630 --> 01:27:00.298 align:center (H lCOX SPEAKING GERMAN) 01:27:02.467 --> 01:27:04.218 align:center (LAUGHING) 01:28:00.233 --> 01:28:01.233 align:center (SPEAKING GERMAN) 01:28:13.664 --> 01:28:15.081 align:center (LAUGHING) 01:28:49.658 --> 01:29:14.974 align:center (SPEAKING GERMAN) 01:29:22.232 --> 01:29:23.441 align:center (EXHALES) 01:29:33.994 --> 01:29:35.578 align:center (ERIC SPEAKING GERMAN) 01:29:35.954 --> 01:29:37.538 align:center (SPEAKING FRENCH) 01:29:39.791 --> 01:29:41.625 align:center (SPEAKING GERMAN) 01:29:52.804 --> 01:29:54.013 align:center (EXCLAlMS) 01:30:09.821 --> 01:30:11.614 align:center (SPEAKING GERMAN) 01:30:30.342 --> 01:30:31.342 align:center (BOTH SPEAKING GERMAN) 01:30:49.361 --> 01:30:50.569 align:center (SPEAKING GERMAN) 01:31:45.584 --> 01:31:47.918 align:center Well, if this is it, old boy, 01:31:48.503 --> 01:31:51.505 align:center I hope you don't mind if I go out speaking the King's. 01:31:52.632 --> 01:31:54.550 align:center By alI means, Captain. 01:32:00.599 --> 01:32:04.226 align:center There's a special rung in hell reserved for people who waste good Scotch. 01:32:05.645 --> 01:32:08.439 align:center Seeing as I may be rapping on the door momentarily, 01:32:13.528 --> 01:32:17.156 align:center I must say, damn good stuff, sir. 01:32:20.452 --> 01:32:23.287 align:center Now, about this pickle 01:32:24.873 --> 01:32:26.665 align:center we find ourselves in. 01:32:29.085 --> 01:32:32.171 align:center lt would appear there's only one thing left for you to do. 01:32:32.255 --> 01:32:34.131 align:center And what would that be? 01:32:34.841 --> 01:32:35.841 align:center Stiglitz. 01:32:35.926 --> 01:32:37.343 align:center Say auf Wiedersehen to your Nazi balls. 01:32:48.939 --> 01:32:49.939 align:center (SCREAMING) 01:32:58.490 --> 01:32:59.823 align:center (PANTING) 01:33:05.830 --> 01:33:07.331 align:center (DOOR OPENING) 01:33:12.712 --> 01:33:13.879 align:center (GUN COCKING) 01:33:14.089 --> 01:33:15.839 align:center You outside. Who are you? 01:33:16.424 --> 01:33:18.092 align:center British? American? 01:33:18.843 --> 01:33:19.969 align:center What? 01:33:20.762 --> 01:33:22.304 align:center ALDO: We're American. 01:33:22.597 --> 01:33:24.056 align:center What are you? 01:33:24.391 --> 01:33:26.350 align:center I'm a German, you idiot. 01:33:26.685 --> 01:33:29.395 align:center ALDO: Speak English pretty good for a German. 01:33:29.479 --> 01:33:30.688 align:center I agree. 01:33:31.982 --> 01:33:33.482 align:center So let's talk. 01:33:34.234 --> 01:33:35.609 align:center Okay, talk. 01:33:36.319 --> 01:33:37.778 align:center I'm a father. 01:33:39.030 --> 01:33:41.949 align:center My baby was born today. ln Frankfurt. 01:33:42.450 --> 01:33:43.993 align:center Five hours ago. 01:33:44.619 --> 01:33:48.872 align:center His name is Max. We were in here drinking, celebrating. 01:33:49.708 --> 01:33:53.127 align:center They're the ones that came in shooting and killing. It's not my fault! 01:33:53.211 --> 01:33:55.337 align:center Okay! lt wasn't your fault. 01:33:56.715 --> 01:33:58.507 align:center What's your name, soldier? 01:33:58.591 --> 01:33:59.842 align:center Wilhelm. 01:34:00.719 --> 01:34:04.263 align:center Now, is there anybody alive on our side? 01:34:04.347 --> 01:34:06.140 align:center No. I'm alive! 01:34:06.224 --> 01:34:07.683 align:center (SHOUTING IN GERMAN) 01:34:08.351 --> 01:34:09.727 align:center ALDO: Who's that? 01:34:11.062 --> 01:34:12.438 align:center (GRUNTS) 01:34:12.522 --> 01:34:14.523 align:center Is the girl on your side? 01:34:16.067 --> 01:34:17.318 align:center Which girl? 01:34:17.402 --> 01:34:19.820 align:center Who do you think? Von Hammersmark. 01:34:21.406 --> 01:34:23.032 align:center Yeah, she's ours. 01:34:23.867 --> 01:34:25.117 align:center Is she okay? 01:34:25.201 --> 01:34:26.910 align:center (SPEAKING GERMAN) 01:34:28.121 --> 01:34:29.163 align:center Wilhelm! 01:34:29.247 --> 01:34:30.331 align:center (SHOUTING IN GERMAN) 01:34:30.415 --> 01:34:32.041 align:center She's been shot. 01:34:33.043 --> 01:34:34.626 align:center But she's alive. 01:34:34.919 --> 01:34:36.253 align:center (SPEAKING GERMAN) 01:34:38.548 --> 01:34:40.049 align:center ALDO: Okay, Wilhelm. 01:34:41.051 --> 01:34:43.469 align:center What do you say we make us a deal? 01:34:44.804 --> 01:34:46.180 align:center What's your name? 01:34:46.264 --> 01:34:47.389 align:center Aldo. 01:34:48.266 --> 01:34:50.517 align:center Okay, Wilhelm, here's my deal. 01:34:50.769 --> 01:34:54.396 align:center You let me and one of my men come down there and take the girl away. 01:34:54.481 --> 01:34:57.024 align:center No guns. No guns me, no guns you. 01:34:57.108 --> 01:35:00.652 align:center And we take the girl and leave. It's that simple, Willi. 01:35:01.029 --> 01:35:03.489 align:center You go your way, we go ours. 01:35:03.573 --> 01:35:06.450 align:center And little Max gets to grow up playing catch with his daddy. 01:35:07.619 --> 01:35:10.537 align:center So what do you say, Willi? We got us a deal? 01:35:14.959 --> 01:35:16.043 align:center Aldo. 01:35:17.295 --> 01:35:18.921 align:center I'm here, Willi. 01:35:20.548 --> 01:35:22.299 align:center I want to trust you. 01:35:22.384 --> 01:35:23.550 align:center But... 01:35:24.469 --> 01:35:25.969 align:center But how can l? 01:35:28.181 --> 01:35:30.182 align:center What choice you got, son? 01:35:36.064 --> 01:35:38.107 align:center Okay, okay. 01:35:39.692 --> 01:35:40.901 align:center Aldo, 01:35:41.986 --> 01:35:43.612 align:center I'm going to trust you. 01:35:44.489 --> 01:35:45.489 align:center Come down. 01:35:45.615 --> 01:35:46.615 align:center (SNIFFLES) 01:36:01.464 --> 01:36:04.425 align:center Hey, Willi, what's with the machine gun? l thought we had us a deal? 01:36:04.509 --> 01:36:06.760 align:center We still have a deal. Now, get the girl and go. 01:36:06.845 --> 01:36:08.387 align:center Not so fast. 01:36:08.471 --> 01:36:11.056 align:center We only got a deal, we trust each other. 01:36:11.141 --> 01:36:12.850 align:center And a Mexican standoff ain't trust. 01:36:13.351 --> 01:36:15.853 align:center You need guns on me for it to be a Mexican standoff. 01:36:16.521 --> 01:36:19.648 align:center You got guns on us. You decide to shoot, we're dead. 01:36:19.732 --> 01:36:23.026 align:center Up top, they got grenades. They drop them down here, you're dead. 01:36:23.111 --> 01:36:25.487 align:center That's a Mexican standoff, and that was not the deal. 01:36:25.572 --> 01:36:27.239 align:center No trust, no deal. 01:36:27.699 --> 01:36:30.534 align:center (SPEAKING GERMAN) 01:36:43.131 --> 01:36:44.715 align:center All right, Aldo. 01:36:46.384 --> 01:36:47.509 align:center Fine. 01:36:50.889 --> 01:36:54.308 align:center Just take that fucking traitor, and get her out of my sight. 01:37:02.066 --> 01:37:04.067 align:center (VON HAMMERSMARK G ROANING) 01:37:06.404 --> 01:37:09.823 align:center Not so goddamn fast, doc. Tell him to go play with his dogs. 01:37:09.908 --> 01:37:11.408 align:center (SPEAKING FRENCH) 01:37:17.248 --> 01:37:18.957 align:center (DOGS BARKING) 01:37:22.003 --> 01:37:25.923 align:center Before we yank that slug out you, you need to answer a few questions. 01:37:26.007 --> 01:37:27.799 align:center Few questions about what? 01:37:28.301 --> 01:37:30.469 align:center About I got three men dead back there. 01:37:30.553 --> 01:37:33.347 align:center Why don't you try telling us what the fuck happened? 01:37:33.431 --> 01:37:37.392 align:center The British officer blew his German act and the Gestapo major saw it. 01:37:38.478 --> 01:37:40.729 align:center Before we get into who shot John, 01:37:41.564 --> 01:37:45.692 align:center why'd you invite my men to a rendezvous in a basement with a bunch of Nazis? 01:37:50.615 --> 01:37:53.033 align:center I can see since you didn't see what happened inside, 01:37:53.117 --> 01:37:55.786 align:center that the Nazis being there must look odd. 01:37:55.870 --> 01:37:58.372 align:center Yeah, we got a word for that kind of odd in English. 01:37:58.456 --> 01:38:00.457 align:center It's called suspicious. 01:38:02.377 --> 01:38:03.961 align:center (EXCLAIMING) 01:38:04.754 --> 01:38:06.547 align:center Everybody needs to calm down. 01:38:06.631 --> 01:38:09.299 align:center You're letting your imagination get the better of you. 01:38:10.677 --> 01:38:13.637 align:center You met the sergeant yourself. Willi. 01:38:13.721 --> 01:38:15.556 align:center You remember him, don't you? 01:38:15.640 --> 01:38:16.640 align:center Yeah, I remember him. 01:38:16.724 --> 01:38:20.477 align:center His wife had a baby tonight. He had just become a... 01:38:20.562 --> 01:38:22.271 align:center He had just become a father! 01:38:22.355 --> 01:38:26.191 align:center His commanding officer gave him and his mates the night off to celebrate. 01:38:27.986 --> 01:38:29.486 align:center (GROANS) 01:38:29.571 --> 01:38:35.826 align:center The Germans being there was either a trap set by me or a tragic coincidence. 01:38:35.910 --> 01:38:37.661 align:center It couldn't be both. 01:38:43.835 --> 01:38:45.460 align:center (GRUNTING) 01:38:47.880 --> 01:38:49.756 align:center How'd the shooting start? 01:38:49.841 --> 01:38:52.342 align:center The Englishman gave himseIf away. 01:38:52.427 --> 01:38:54.052 align:center How'd he do that? 01:38:55.305 --> 01:38:57.514 align:center He ordered three glasses. 01:38:58.725 --> 01:39:00.642 align:center We order three glasses. 01:39:00.852 --> 01:39:02.811 align:center That's the German three. 01:39:03.688 --> 01:39:05.480 align:center The other looks odd. 01:39:06.065 --> 01:39:08.400 align:center Germans would and did notice it. 01:39:10.194 --> 01:39:11.778 align:center (BREATHING DEEPLY) 01:39:17.035 --> 01:39:19.119 align:center Okay, let's pretend there were no Germans 01:39:19.203 --> 01:39:21.788 align:center and everything went exactly the way it was supposed to. 01:39:21.873 --> 01:39:23.790 align:center What was the next step? 01:39:24.042 --> 01:39:25.250 align:center Tuxedos. 01:39:25.918 --> 01:39:28.670 align:center To get them into the premiere wearing military uniforms 01:39:28.755 --> 01:39:31.548 align:center with all the military there would've been suicide. 01:39:33.551 --> 01:39:36.803 align:center But going as members of the German film industry, 01:39:37.221 --> 01:39:40.390 align:center they wear tuxedos and fit in with everybody else. 01:39:41.893 --> 01:39:45.062 align:center I arranged for the tailor to fit three tuxedos tonight. 01:39:46.272 --> 01:39:48.690 align:center How'd you intend to get them in that premiere? 01:39:48.775 --> 01:39:50.400 align:center Hand me my purse. 01:40:00.286 --> 01:40:02.704 align:center Lieutenant H icox was going as my escort. 01:40:04.040 --> 01:40:08.043 align:center The other two were going as a German cameraman and his assistant. 01:40:09.170 --> 01:40:10.837 align:center You still get us in that premiere? 01:40:10.922 --> 01:40:14.091 align:center You speak German better than your friends? No. 01:40:14.509 --> 01:40:16.718 align:center Have I been shot? Yes! 01:40:17.261 --> 01:40:22.099 align:center I don't see me tripping the light fantastique up a red carpet anytime soon. 01:40:23.101 --> 01:40:25.519 align:center Least of all, by tomorrow night. 01:40:38.408 --> 01:40:41.702 align:center However, there's something you don't know. 01:40:43.788 --> 01:40:47.874 align:center There've been two recent developments regarding Operation Kino. 01:40:49.669 --> 01:40:54.756 align:center One, the venue has been changed from The Ritz to a much smaller venue. 01:40:55.299 --> 01:40:58.468 align:center Enormous change at the last minute? That's not very Germatic. 01:40:58.553 --> 01:41:01.513 align:center Why the hell is Goebbels doing stuff so damn peculiar? 01:41:01.597 --> 01:41:05.308 align:center It probably has something to do with the second development. 01:41:05.685 --> 01:41:06.977 align:center Which is? 01:41:11.274 --> 01:41:13.859 align:center Der Fuhrer is attending the premiere. 01:41:14.652 --> 01:41:16.278 align:center (SPEAKING GERMAN) 01:41:48.603 --> 01:41:50.228 align:center Fuck a duck! 01:41:58.863 --> 01:42:00.739 align:center What are you thinking? 01:42:02.033 --> 01:42:04.201 align:center I'm thinking getting a whack at planting old U ncle Adolf 01:42:04.285 --> 01:42:06.161 align:center makes this horse a different color. 01:42:06.245 --> 01:42:07.913 align:center What is that supposed to mean? 01:42:07.997 --> 01:42:09.915 align:center lt means you getting us in that premiere. 01:42:09.999 --> 01:42:12.918 align:center I'm probably going to end up losing this leg. 01:42:13.544 --> 01:42:15.921 align:center Bye-bye, acting career. Fun while it lasted. 01:42:16.005 --> 01:42:18.882 align:center How do you expect me to walk the red carpet? 01:42:18.966 --> 01:42:19.966 align:center (SNORTS) 01:42:21.052 --> 01:42:24.054 align:center Doggy doc's going to dig that slug out your gam. 01:42:24.138 --> 01:42:26.181 align:center He's going to wrap it up in a cast, 01:42:26.265 --> 01:42:28.391 align:center and you got a good how-l-broke-my-leg- mountain-climbing story. 01:42:28.476 --> 01:42:31.144 align:center That's German, ain't it? You all like climbing mountains, don't you? 01:42:31.229 --> 01:42:34.523 align:center I don't. I like smoking, drinking and ordering in restaurants. 01:42:34.607 --> 01:42:36.399 align:center But I see your point. 01:42:36.651 --> 01:42:40.153 align:center We fill you up with morphine till it's coming out your ears 01:42:40.238 --> 01:42:43.532 align:center and just limp your little ass up that reuge carpet. 01:42:45.034 --> 01:42:48.286 align:center I know this is a silly question before I ask it, 01:42:48.371 --> 01:42:53.750 align:center but can you Americans speak any other language than English? 01:42:54.585 --> 01:42:56.837 align:center We both speak a little Italian.. 01:42:56.921 --> 01:42:59.422 align:center With an atrocious accent, no doubt. 01:43:01.175 --> 01:43:04.636 align:center But that doesn't exactly kill us in the crib. 01:43:05.429 --> 01:43:08.265 align:center Germans don't have a good ear for Italian.. 01:43:12.186 --> 01:43:16.022 align:center So you mumble Italian. and brazen through it. Is that the plan? 01:43:16.274 --> 01:43:17.899 align:center That's about it. 01:43:21.737 --> 01:43:22.737 align:center That sounds good. 01:43:22.822 --> 01:43:25.198 align:center It sounds like shit. What else are we going to do? Go home? 01:43:25.283 --> 01:43:27.117 align:center No, that sounds good. 01:43:27.952 --> 01:43:31.872 align:center If you don't blow it, with that, I can get you in the building. 01:43:32.874 --> 01:43:33.915 align:center Who does what? 01:43:34.000 --> 01:43:38.169 align:center Well, I speak the most Italian., so I'll be your escort. 01:43:38.254 --> 01:43:41.381 align:center Donowitz speaks second most, so he'll be your Italian cameraman. 01:43:41.465 --> 01:43:44.467 align:center Omar, third most. He'll be Donny's assistant. 01:43:45.011 --> 01:43:46.136 align:center I don't speak Italian.. 01:43:46.220 --> 01:43:49.598 align:center Like I said, third best. Just keep your fucking mouth shut. 01:43:49.682 --> 01:43:51.224 align:center In fact, why don't you start practicing right now? 01:43:53.352 --> 01:43:55.395 align:center (SPEAKING GERMAN) 01:43:55.479 --> 01:43:56.563 align:center (CHUCKLES) 01:44:32.808 --> 01:45:09.928 align:center (SPEAKING GERMAN) 01:45:16.852 --> 01:45:18.895 align:center (MOTORCYCLE ENG IN ES STARTING) 01:45:23.651 --> 01:45:25.485 align:center (SPEAKING GERMAN) 01:45:34.161 --> 01:45:35.161 align:center (KISSES) 01:45:38.290 --> 01:45:40.500 align:center (DRAMATIC ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 01:47:18.808 --> 01:47:20.058 align:center (SPEAKING FRENCH) 01:47:20.601 --> 01:47:21.601 align:center Yes. 01:47:34.490 --> 01:47:47.252 align:center (SPEAKING FRENCH) 01:47:52.007 --> 01:47:53.049 align:center (MAN SPEAKING FRENCH) 01:47:55.386 --> 01:47:56.386 align:center (SPEAKING FRENCH) 01:49:40.866 --> 01:49:50.583 align:center (SPEAKING GERMAN) 01:50:16.944 --> 01:50:18.027 align:center (SPEAKING FRENCH) 01:50:24.785 --> 01:51:16.461 align:center (SPEAKING GERMAN) 01:51:46.742 --> 01:51:47.992 align:center (LAUGHING) 01:51:55.542 --> 01:51:57.460 align:center (LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY) 01:53:25.841 --> 01:53:36.601 align:center (SPEAKING ITALIAN) 01:53:50.866 --> 01:53:58.664 align:center Gorlomi? 01:54:02.252 --> 01:54:08.132 align:center Gorlomi. 01:54:12.638 --> 01:54:14.388 align:center (SOFTLY) Gorlomi. 01:54:14.473 --> 01:54:15.973 align:center (SPEAKING ITALIAN) 01:54:16.934 --> 01:54:18.768 align:center Antonio Margheriti. 01:54:21.313 --> 01:54:30.029 align:center Margheriti. 01:54:30.447 --> 01:54:31.781 align:center HANS: Margheriti. 01:54:32.950 --> 01:54:33.950 align:center Dominick Decocco. 01:54:34.076 --> 01:54:36.452 align:center (SPEAKING ITALIAN) Dominick Decocco. 01:54:37.746 --> 01:54:39.455 align:center (SPEAKING GERMAN) 01:54:41.083 --> 01:54:43.334 align:center (SPEAKING ITALIAN) 01:54:45.379 --> 01:54:47.713 align:center (SPEAKING GERMAN) 01:54:52.177 --> 01:54:54.011 align:center (SPEAKING ITALIAN) 01:54:59.309 --> 01:55:01.435 align:center (ALL SAYING GOODBYE IN ITALIAN) 01:55:14.199 --> 01:55:15.616 align:center (BOTH LAUGHING) 01:55:37.598 --> 01:55:39.056 align:center (SPEAKING GERMAN) 01:55:47.024 --> 01:55:48.524 align:center (IN DISTINCT CHATTERING) 01:56:02.914 --> 01:56:04.373 align:center (SPEAKING ITALIAN) 01:56:08.170 --> 01:56:09.795 align:center (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 01:56:17.304 --> 01:56:18.971 align:center (BOTH LAUGHING) 01:56:19.723 --> 01:56:31.901 align:center (SPEAKING FRENCH) 01:57:27.332 --> 01:57:36.048 align:center (SPEAKING GERMAN) 01:57:36.133 --> 01:57:38.384 align:center (HANS SPEAKING GERMAN) 01:57:56.194 --> 01:57:57.862 align:center (SPEAKING ITALIAN) 01:57:58.572 --> 01:58:01.157 align:center (USH ER CONTl N U ES AN NOU NCING IN GERMAN) 01:58:09.958 --> 01:58:41.697 align:center (SPEAKING GERMAN) 01:59:19.986 --> 01:59:21.529 align:center (GASPS SOFTLY) 02:00:21.298 --> 02:00:22.923 align:center (SPEAKING FRENCH) 02:00:23.842 --> 02:00:25.634 align:center What's that American expression? 02:00:25.719 --> 02:00:28.137 align:center "If the shoe fits, you must wear it." 02:00:28.388 --> 02:00:30.097 align:center (CHUCKLES) 02:00:33.810 --> 02:00:35.352 align:center (SPEAKING GERMAN) 02:00:37.230 --> 02:00:38.647 align:center (HANS EXCLAlMING) 02:00:38.732 --> 02:00:40.149 align:center (VON HAMMERSMARK G RU NTING) 02:01:08.094 --> 02:01:09.845 align:center (VON HAMMERSMARK SIGHS) 02:01:09.930 --> 02:01:11.513 align:center (HANS PANTING) 02:01:26.571 --> 02:01:27.947 align:center (SPEAKING GERMAN) 02:01:31.618 --> 02:01:36.205 align:center ALDO: Fucking shithead. Faggot fuck. Fuck you! 02:01:36.331 --> 02:01:38.332 align:center Bunch of shithead fuck. 02:01:41.252 --> 02:01:42.795 align:center Fuck you, too! 02:01:45.423 --> 02:01:49.551 align:center Goddamn Nazi farts, sons of bitches! Get your hands off me. 02:01:50.053 --> 02:01:53.555 align:center You fucking bratwurst-smelling... Goddamn you! Get off! 02:01:59.062 --> 02:02:00.187 align:center Hmm. 02:02:00.271 --> 02:02:10.823 align:center (SPEAKING GERMAN) 02:02:12.117 --> 02:02:13.450 align:center You Jerry-banging, Limburg-smelling... 02:02:13.535 --> 02:02:14.576 align:center (SPEAKING GERMAN) 02:02:17.706 --> 02:02:19.999 align:center As Stanley said to Livingstone, 02:02:20.083 --> 02:02:22.251 align:center Lieutenant Aldo Raine, I presume? 02:02:23.169 --> 02:02:24.545 align:center Hans Landa. 02:02:24.713 --> 02:02:26.630 align:center (TRUCK ENG IN E STARTING) 02:02:26.715 --> 02:02:29.091 align:center You've had a nice long run, Aldo. 02:02:30.010 --> 02:02:32.845 align:center Alas, you're now in the hands of the SS. 02:02:32.929 --> 02:02:34.471 align:center My hands to be exact. 02:02:34.556 --> 02:02:38.267 align:center And they've been waiting a long time to touch you. 02:02:42.147 --> 02:02:43.939 align:center Caught you flinching. 02:02:48.153 --> 02:02:50.362 align:center ALDO: Touch me again, Kraut-burger. 02:03:06.212 --> 02:03:07.212 align:center Utivich? 02:03:07.297 --> 02:03:08.714 align:center Is that you, Lieutenant? 02:03:08.798 --> 02:03:09.882 align:center Yeah. 02:03:10.467 --> 02:03:12.551 align:center Do you know what happened to Donny? 02:03:12.635 --> 02:03:13.761 align:center Omar? 02:03:14.471 --> 02:03:15.471 align:center The woman? 02:03:15.555 --> 02:03:16.805 align:center No, I do not. 02:04:03.353 --> 02:04:06.897 align:center Tell me, Aldo, if I were sitting where you're sitting, 02:04:06.981 --> 02:04:08.941 align:center would you show me mercy? 02:04:13.530 --> 02:04:14.655 align:center Nope. 02:04:15.323 --> 02:04:18.575 align:center What is that English expression about shoes and feet? 02:04:18.660 --> 02:04:22.204 align:center "Looks like the shoe is on the other foot." Yeah, I was just thinking that. 02:04:22.372 --> 02:04:23.455 align:center (SPEAKING GERMAN) 02:04:35.260 --> 02:04:38.137 align:center So you're Aldo the Apache. 02:04:39.264 --> 02:04:40.472 align:center So you're The Jew H unter. 02:04:40.557 --> 02:04:42.266 align:center I'm a detective. 02:04:42.350 --> 02:04:44.226 align:center A damn good detective. 02:04:44.561 --> 02:04:46.145 align:center Finding people is my specialty, 02:04:46.229 --> 02:04:48.647 align:center so naturally, I worked for the Nazis finding people. 02:04:48.731 --> 02:04:51.859 align:center And, yes, some of them were Jews. But Jew H unter? 02:04:51.943 --> 02:04:53.110 align:center (SNORTS) 02:04:53.194 --> 02:04:55.070 align:center Just a name that stuck. 02:04:55.530 --> 02:04:58.323 align:center Well, you do have to admit, it is catchy. 02:04:59.784 --> 02:05:02.953 align:center Do you control the nicknames your enemies bestow on you? 02:05:03.037 --> 02:05:05.539 align:center Aldo the Apache and the Little Man? 02:05:06.624 --> 02:05:08.750 align:center What do you mean the Little Man? 02:05:08.835 --> 02:05:10.627 align:center Germans' nickname for you. 02:05:10.712 --> 02:05:13.755 align:center The Germans' nickname for me is the Little Man? 02:05:14.132 --> 02:05:18.677 align:center And as if to make my point, I'm a little surprised how tall you were in real life. 02:05:18.761 --> 02:05:21.180 align:center I mean, you're a little fellow, but not circus-midget little, 02:05:21.264 --> 02:05:23.056 align:center as your reputation would suggest. 02:05:23.141 --> 02:05:24.683 align:center Where's my men? 02:05:25.226 --> 02:05:27.561 align:center Where's Bridget von Hammersmark? 02:05:30.440 --> 02:05:33.609 align:center Well, let's just say, she got what she deserved. 02:05:36.112 --> 02:05:38.614 align:center And when you purchase friends like Bridget von Hammersmark, 02:05:38.698 --> 02:05:40.699 align:center you get what you pay for. 02:05:42.118 --> 02:05:47.122 align:center Now as far as your paesanos, Sergeant Donowitz and Private Omar... 02:05:47.207 --> 02:05:49.124 align:center How you know our names? 02:05:49.709 --> 02:05:51.293 align:center Lieutenant Aldo, 02:05:53.171 --> 02:05:54.588 align:center if you don't think I wouldn't interrogate 02:05:54.672 --> 02:05:58.050 align:center every single one of your swastika-marked survivors, 02:06:00.470 --> 02:06:04.056 align:center we simply aren't operating on the level of mutual respect I assumed. 02:06:04.140 --> 02:06:05.724 align:center No, I guess not. 02:06:05.934 --> 02:06:11.063 align:center Well, back to the whereabouts of your two Italian. saboteurs. 02:06:14.234 --> 02:06:15.984 align:center As of this moment, 02:06:16.069 --> 02:06:20.906 align:center both Omar and Donowitz should be sitting in the very seats we left them in. 02:06:21.532 --> 02:06:25.160 align:center Double-zero 23 and double-zero 24, if my memory serves. 02:06:25.912 --> 02:06:29.331 align:center Explosives still around their ankles, still ready to explode. 02:06:29.415 --> 02:06:32.668 align:center And your mission, some would call a terrorist plot, 02:06:32.752 --> 02:06:35.254 align:center as of this moment, is still a go. 02:06:35.338 --> 02:06:38.674 align:center That's a pretty exciting story. What's next? Eliza on lce? 02:06:38.758 --> 02:06:40.008 align:center However, 02:06:41.886 --> 02:06:45.013 align:center all I have to do is pick up this phone right here, 02:06:45.098 --> 02:06:47.933 align:center inform the cinema, and your plan is kaput. 02:06:50.353 --> 02:06:55.565 align:center If they're still here, and if they're still alive, and that's one big if, 02:06:56.901 --> 02:06:58.694 align:center there ain't no way you're going to take them boys 02:06:58.778 --> 02:07:00.404 align:center without setting off them bombs. 02:07:00.488 --> 02:07:02.239 align:center I have no doubt. 02:07:02.323 --> 02:07:05.617 align:center And, yes, some Germans will die. Yes, it will ruin the evening. 02:07:05.702 --> 02:07:08.620 align:center And, yes, GoebbeIs will be very, very, very mad at you 02:07:08.705 --> 02:07:10.789 align:center for what you've done to his big night. 02:07:12.041 --> 02:07:14.334 align:center But you won't get Hitler, you won't get Goebbels, 02:07:14.419 --> 02:07:17.462 align:center you won't get Goring, and you won't get Bormann. 02:07:17.547 --> 02:07:20.132 align:center And you need all four to end the war. 02:07:21.801 --> 02:07:24.970 align:center But if I don't pick up this phone right here, 02:07:25.054 --> 02:07:27.389 align:center you may very well get all four. 02:07:28.641 --> 02:07:33.478 align:center And if you get all four, you end the war 02:07:34.731 --> 02:07:35.981 align:center tonight. 02:07:37.358 --> 02:07:38.900 align:center So, gentlemen, 02:07:39.610 --> 02:07:42.821 align:center let's discuss the prospect of ending the war tonight. 02:07:45.742 --> 02:07:47.576 align:center So, the way I see it, 02:07:47.660 --> 02:07:51.872 align:center since Hitler's death or possible rescue rests solely on my reaction, 02:07:52.540 --> 02:07:54.124 align:center if I do nothing, 02:07:54.542 --> 02:07:57.252 align:center it's as if I'm causing his death even more than yourselves. 02:07:57.337 --> 02:07:58.587 align:center Wouldn't you agree? 02:07:59.255 --> 02:08:00.589 align:center I guess so. 02:08:03.176 --> 02:08:05.177 align:center How about you, Utivich? 02:08:05.261 --> 02:08:06.887 align:center I guess so, too. 02:08:12.435 --> 02:08:13.685 align:center Gentlemen, l have no intention 02:08:13.770 --> 02:08:16.855 align:center of killing Hitler and killing GoebbeIs and killing Goring and killing Bormann, 02:08:16.939 --> 02:08:19.691 align:center not to mention winning the war single-handedly for the Allies, 02:08:19.776 --> 02:08:23.528 align:center only later to find myself standing before a Jewish tribunal. 02:08:25.615 --> 02:08:29.159 align:center If you want to win the war tonight, 02:08:30.787 --> 02:08:32.954 align:center we have to make a deal. 02:08:35.958 --> 02:08:37.709 align:center What kind of deal? 02:08:37.794 --> 02:08:40.337 align:center The kind you wouldn't have the authority to make. 02:08:40.421 --> 02:08:44.966 align:center However, I'm sure this mission of yours has a commanding officer. 02:08:45.968 --> 02:08:47.302 align:center A general. 02:08:47.970 --> 02:08:49.638 align:center I'm betting for... 02:08:51.349 --> 02:08:53.266 align:center OSS would be my guess. 02:08:55.978 --> 02:08:57.104 align:center (EXCLAlMS) 02:08:57.188 --> 02:08:59.648 align:center That's a bingo! 02:09:02.652 --> 02:09:05.153 align:center Is that the way you say it? "That's a bingo." 02:09:05.238 --> 02:09:07.114 align:center You just say, "Bingo." 02:09:07.198 --> 02:09:09.449 align:center Bingo! How fun. 02:09:11.869 --> 02:09:14.955 align:center But I digress. Where were we? Yeah! Make a deal. 02:09:15.498 --> 02:09:19.918 align:center Over there is a very capable two-way radio and sitting behind it 02:09:20.002 --> 02:09:24.172 align:center is a more than capable radio operator named Hermann. 02:09:24.507 --> 02:09:26.842 align:center Get me someone on the other end of that radio 02:09:26.926 --> 02:09:29.970 align:center with the power of the pen to authorize my, 02:09:30.054 --> 02:09:32.973 align:center let's call it, the terms of my conditional surrender. 02:09:33.057 --> 02:09:35.475 align:center If that tastes better going down. 02:09:36.269 --> 02:09:37.519 align:center You know, where I'm from... 02:09:37.603 --> 02:09:39.479 align:center Yeah? Where is that exactly? 02:09:39.564 --> 02:09:41.606 align:center Maynardville, Tennessee. 02:09:41.691 --> 02:09:44.151 align:center I've done my share of bootlegging. 02:09:44.360 --> 02:09:48.029 align:center Up there, if you engage in what the federal government calIs illegal activity, 02:09:48.114 --> 02:09:50.240 align:center but what we call just a man trying to make a living for his family 02:09:50.324 --> 02:09:54.744 align:center selling moonshine liquor, it behooves oneself to keep his wits. 02:09:56.706 --> 02:10:00.125 align:center Long story short, we hear a story too good to be true, 02:10:00.793 --> 02:10:02.043 align:center it ain't. 02:10:03.880 --> 02:10:06.631 align:center Sitting in your chair, l would probably say the same thing, 02:10:06.716 --> 02:10:11.428 align:center and 999. 999 times out of a million, you would be correct. 02:10:13.431 --> 02:10:17.017 align:center But in the pages of history, every once in a while, 02:10:17.602 --> 02:10:20.979 align:center fate reaches out and extends its hand. 02:10:27.820 --> 02:10:29.779 align:center What shall the history books read? 02:10:29.989 --> 02:10:31.865 align:center (PEOPLE ON FILM SHOUTING) 02:10:31.949 --> 02:10:33.450 align:center (GUNFIRE) 02:10:38.039 --> 02:10:39.748 align:center (SPEAKING GERMAN) 02:10:55.556 --> 02:10:56.556 align:center (SCREAMING) 02:10:56.641 --> 02:10:59.851 align:center MAN: I implore you. We must destroy that tower. 02:11:01.270 --> 02:11:02.896 align:center Sarge, that tower... 02:11:22.458 --> 02:11:24.376 align:center MAN: The tower stands! 02:11:26.629 --> 02:11:27.671 align:center (SPEAKING GERMAN) 02:11:31.509 --> 02:11:34.010 align:center Psst! Psst! 02:11:42.019 --> 02:11:43.812 align:center (SPEAKING ITALIAN) 02:12:14.844 --> 02:12:16.511 align:center (SPEAKING FRENCH) 02:12:52.381 --> 02:12:53.673 align:center (GUNFIRE) 02:12:56.302 --> 02:12:58.136 align:center (PEOPLE CHEERING) 02:14:04.120 --> 02:14:06.287 align:center HANS: So when the military history of this night is written, 02:14:06.372 --> 02:14:10.041 align:center it will be recorded that I was part of Operation Kino 02:14:10.126 --> 02:14:12.919 align:center from the very beginning as a double agent. 02:14:13.003 --> 02:14:17.048 align:center Anything I've done in my guise as an SS Colonel 02:14:17.133 --> 02:14:20.176 align:center was sanctioned by the OSS as a necessary evil 02:14:20.261 --> 02:14:22.971 align:center to establish my cover with the Germans. 02:14:23.180 --> 02:14:26.474 align:center And it was my placement of Lieutenant Raine's dynamite 02:14:26.559 --> 02:14:29.519 align:center in Hitler and Goebbels' opera box that assured their demise. 02:14:30.521 --> 02:14:37.485 align:center (SPEAKING GERMAN) 02:14:46.662 --> 02:14:49.664 align:center By the way, that last part is actually true. 02:14:49.749 --> 02:14:54.669 align:center I want my full military pension and benefits under my proper rank. 02:14:55.004 --> 02:14:57.422 align:center I want to receive the Congressional Medal of Honor 02:14:57.506 --> 02:15:01.468 align:center for my invaluable assistance in the toppling of the Third Reich. 02:15:02.887 --> 02:15:05.972 align:center In fact, I want all the members of Operation Kino 02:15:06.056 --> 02:15:09.017 align:center to receive the Congressional Medal of Honor. 02:15:09.393 --> 02:15:13.104 align:center Full citizenship for myself. Well, that goes without saying. 02:15:13.397 --> 02:15:16.608 align:center And I would like the U nited States of America 02:15:16.692 --> 02:15:20.779 align:center to purchase property for me on Nantucket lsland 02:15:20.863 --> 02:15:24.115 align:center as a reward for all the countless lives I've saved 02:15:24.200 --> 02:15:26.534 align:center by bringing the tyranny of the National Socialist Party 02:15:26.619 --> 02:15:30.246 align:center to a swifter-than-imagined end. Do you have all that, sir? 02:15:32.041 --> 02:15:35.502 align:center I look forward to seeing you face to face as well, sir. 02:15:36.378 --> 02:15:38.588 align:center Lieutenant Raine? Right here. 02:15:41.801 --> 02:15:43.009 align:center Yes, sir. 02:15:43.093 --> 02:15:46.846 align:center GENERAL: Colonel Landa will put you and Private Utivich in a truck as prisoners. 02:15:46.931 --> 02:15:51.309 align:center Then he and his radio operator will get in the truck and drive to our lines. 02:15:51.393 --> 02:15:55.980 align:center Upon crossing our lines, Colonel Landa and his man will surrender to you. 02:15:56.065 --> 02:15:58.608 align:center You will then take over driving of the truck 02:15:58.692 --> 02:16:02.070 align:center and bring them straight to me for debriefing. Is that clear, Lieutenant? 02:16:02.154 --> 02:16:03.279 align:center Yes, sir. 02:16:03.364 --> 02:16:04.823 align:center Over and out. 02:16:12.915 --> 02:16:14.457 align:center (GUNFIRE) 02:16:14.542 --> 02:16:16.251 align:center (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 02:16:22.925 --> 02:16:26.344 align:center (LAUGHING) 02:16:29.306 --> 02:16:34.978 align:center (SPEAKING GERMAN) 02:16:48.868 --> 02:16:50.285 align:center (CHIMING) 02:17:40.711 --> 02:17:42.337 align:center (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 02:17:44.506 --> 02:17:55.600 align:center (SPEAKING FRENCH) 02:19:38.662 --> 02:19:39.704 align:center (SIGHS) 02:19:51.133 --> 02:19:52.759 align:center (GUNFIRE ON FILM) 02:19:57.181 --> 02:19:58.306 align:center (GROANS) 02:20:31.924 --> 02:20:33.216 align:center (MOANS) 02:21:27.104 --> 02:21:28.104 align:center (SCREAMS) 02:21:49.001 --> 02:21:51.586 align:center When I kill that guy, you got 30 feet to get to that guard. 02:21:51.670 --> 02:21:53.629 align:center Can you do it? I have to. 02:22:14.818 --> 02:22:16.611 align:center (AU DIENCE CHEERING) 02:22:23.869 --> 02:22:25.203 align:center Champagne? 02:22:25.537 --> 02:22:26.537 align:center (GUNSHOT) 02:22:40.469 --> 02:22:41.636 align:center (SCREAMING) 02:22:43.222 --> 02:22:44.639 align:center (LAUGHING) 02:22:46.892 --> 02:22:54.065 align:center (SPEAKING GERMAN) 02:23:17.047 --> 02:23:19.757 align:center Who wants to send a message to Germany? 02:23:20.592 --> 02:23:22.927 align:center I have a message for Germany. 02:23:26.390 --> 02:23:28.641 align:center That you are all going to die. 02:23:29.685 --> 02:23:32.061 align:center (SPEAKING GERMAN) 02:23:32.396 --> 02:23:37.817 align:center And I want you to look deep into the face of the Jew who's going to do it! 02:23:37.943 --> 02:23:39.819 align:center (SPEAKING GERMAN) 02:23:39.903 --> 02:23:42.989 align:center Marcel, burn it down. 02:23:43.991 --> 02:23:45.491 align:center Oui, Shosanna. 02:23:52.749 --> 02:23:54.583 align:center (LAUGHING) 02:23:56.211 --> 02:23:57.878 align:center (PEOPLE SCREAMING) 02:24:20.944 --> 02:24:23.070 align:center My name is Shosanna Dreyfus, 02:24:23.447 --> 02:24:25.031 align:center and this is the face 02:24:26.992 --> 02:24:29.327 align:center of Jewish vengeance. 02:25:11.244 --> 02:25:13.079 align:center (SHOSANNA LAUGHING) 02:26:25.360 --> 02:26:30.156 align:center (SPEAKING GERMAN) 02:26:34.995 --> 02:26:36.787 align:center HANS: Hermann, uncuff them. 02:26:55.432 --> 02:26:59.435 align:center I'm officially surrendering myself over to you, Lieutenant Raine. 02:27:00.562 --> 02:27:02.354 align:center We're your prisoners. 02:27:03.190 --> 02:27:04.899 align:center How about my knife? 02:27:05.567 --> 02:27:07.026 align:center (CHUCKLES) 02:27:10.864 --> 02:27:12.823 align:center Thank you very much, Colonel. 02:27:12.908 --> 02:27:15.993 align:center Utivich, cuff the Colonel's hands behind his back. 02:27:16.077 --> 02:27:18.287 align:center Is that really necessary? 02:27:18.371 --> 02:27:20.456 align:center I'm a slave to appearances. 02:27:21.124 --> 02:27:22.500 align:center (GUNSHOT) 02:27:23.627 --> 02:27:25.127 align:center Scalp Hermann. 02:27:26.796 --> 02:27:28.464 align:center Are you mad? 02:27:28.840 --> 02:27:30.591 align:center What have you done? 02:27:31.092 --> 02:27:34.428 align:center I made a deal with your general for that man's life! 02:27:35.514 --> 02:27:38.891 align:center Yeah, they made that deal. But they don't give a fuck about him. They need you. 02:27:38.975 --> 02:27:40.935 align:center You'll be shot for this! 02:27:41.603 --> 02:27:45.105 align:center Nah, I don't think so. More like chewed out. I've been chewed out before. 02:27:46.441 --> 02:27:50.611 align:center You know, Utivich and myself heard that deal you made with the brass. 02:27:51.071 --> 02:27:52.821 align:center End the war tonight? 02:27:54.241 --> 02:27:55.783 align:center I'd make that deal. 02:27:55.867 --> 02:27:57.701 align:center How about you, Utivich? You make that deal? 02:27:57.786 --> 02:27:58.786 align:center I'd make that deal. 02:27:58.870 --> 02:28:01.372 align:center I don't blame you. Damn good deal. 02:28:02.123 --> 02:28:05.251 align:center And that pretty little nest you feathered for yourself. 02:28:05.335 --> 02:28:08.712 align:center Well, if you're willing to barbecue the whole H igh Command, 02:28:08.797 --> 02:28:11.799 align:center l suppose that's worth certain considerations. 02:28:12.551 --> 02:28:14.635 align:center But I do have one question. 02:28:15.720 --> 02:28:18.472 align:center When you get to your little place on Nantucket lsland, 02:28:18.557 --> 02:28:23.102 align:center l imagine you are going to take off that handsome-looking SS uniform of yours. 02:28:23.186 --> 02:28:24.520 align:center Ain't you? 02:28:28.483 --> 02:28:30.359 align:center That's what I thought. 02:28:31.111 --> 02:28:32.987 align:center Now, that I can't abide. 02:28:34.406 --> 02:28:36.699 align:center How about you, Utivich, can you abide it? 02:28:36.783 --> 02:28:38.659 align:center Not one damn bit, sir. 02:28:40.287 --> 02:28:42.371 align:center I mean, if I had my way, 02:28:42.872 --> 02:28:47.334 align:center you'd wear that goddamn uniform for the rest of your pecker-sucking life. 02:28:48.837 --> 02:28:49.837 align:center But I'm aware that ain't practical. 02:28:49.921 --> 02:28:52.965 align:center I mean, at some point, you're going to have to take it off. 02:28:53.049 --> 02:28:54.174 align:center So, 02:28:55.135 --> 02:28:58.846 align:center I'm going to give you a little something you can't take off. 02:29:02.142 --> 02:29:04.351 align:center (HANS SCREAMING) 02:29:23.788 --> 02:29:25.914 align:center You know something, Utivich? 02:29:26.291 --> 02:29:29.084 align:center I think this just might be my masterpiece.