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(DISTANT RUMBLING)

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(SPEAKING FRENCH)

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(MEN SPEAKING GERMAN)

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(SPEAKING FRENCH)

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While I'm very familiar
with you and your family,

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I have no way of knowing
if you are familiar
with who I am.

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Are you aware
of my existence?

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Yes.

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This is good.

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Now, are you aware of
the job I've been ordered
to carry out in France?

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Yes.

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Please tell me
what you've heard.

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I've heard

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that the Führer has put you
in charge of rounding up
the Jews left in France

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who are either hiding
or passing for Gentile.

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The Führer couldn't have
said it better himself.

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But the meaning
of your visit,

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pleasant though it is,
is mysterious to me.

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The Germans looked through
my house nine months ago
for hiding Jews

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and found nothing.

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I'm aware of that.

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I've read the reports
of this area.

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But like any enterprise,
when under new management,

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there is always
a slight duplication
of efforts,

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most of it being a complete
waste of time, but needs
to be done nevertheless.

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I just have a few questions,
monsieur LaPadite.

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If you can assist me
with answers,

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my department can close
the file on your family.

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Now,

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before the occupation,
there were four Jewish
families in this area,

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all dairy farmers
like yourself.

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Doleracs, Rollins,
the Loveitts

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and the Dreyfuses.

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Is that correct?

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To my knowledge,

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those were the Jewish families
among the dairy farmers.

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Herr Colonel,
would it disturb you
if I smoked my pipe?

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(CHUCKLES) Please,
monsieur LaPadite,

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this is your house,
make yourseIf comfortable.

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Now, according
to these papers,

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all the Jewish families
in this area have been
accounted for

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except the Dreyfuses.

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Somewhere in the last year
it would appear
they've vanished.

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Which leads me
to the conclusion that they've
either made good their escape

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or someone
is very successfully
hiding them.

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What have you heard
about the Dreyfuses,
monsieur LaPadite?

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Only rumors.

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I love rumors!

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Facts could be
so misleading,

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where rumors,
true or false,
are often revealing.

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So, monsieur LaPadite,

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what rumors have you heard
regarding the Dreyfuses?

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(CLEARS THROAT)

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Again,
this is just a rumor,

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but we heard the Dreyfuses
had made their way into Spain.

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(MATCHSTlCKS SCRAPING)

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So, the rumors you've heard
have been of escape?

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(AGREES IN FRENCH)

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Yes.

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Having never met
the Dreyfuses,
would you confirm for me

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the exact members
of the household
and their names?

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(CLEARS THROAT)

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There were
five of them.

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The father, Jacob.

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Wife, Miram.

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And her brother, Bob.

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How old is Bob?

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Thirty, 31.

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Continue.

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And the children,

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Amos

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and Shosanna.

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Ages of the children?

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(SIGHS)

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Amos was nine or 10.

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And Shosanna?

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And Shosanna was

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18 or 19.
I'm not really sure.

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Well, I guess
that should do it.

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(ZIPPER CLOSING)

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However, before I go,
could I have another glass
of your delicious milk?

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But of course.

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Monsieur LaPadite,

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are you aware of the nickname
the people of France
have given me?

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(SIGHS)

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I have no interest
in such things.

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But you are aware
of what they call me.

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I'm aware.

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What are you aware of?

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(THAN KING
IN FRENCH)

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That they call you
"The Jew H unter."

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Precisely.

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I understand
your trepidation
in repeating it.

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Heydrich apparently
hates the moniker

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the good people of Prague
have bestowed on him.

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Actually, why he would hate
the name "the Hangman"
is baffling to me.

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lt would appear he has
done everything in
his power to earn it.

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Now I, on the other hand,
love my unofficial title

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precisely because
I've earned it.

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The feature that makes me
such an effective hunter
of the Jews is,

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as opposed to most
German soldiers,

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I can think like a Jew

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where they can only
think like a German.

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(CHUCKLING) More precisely,
a German soldier.

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Now, if one were to determine
what attribute the German
people share with a beast,

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it would be the cunning
and the predatory instinct
of a hawk.

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But if one were to determine
what attributes the Jews share
with a beast,

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it would be
that of the rat.

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The Führer and Goebbels'
propaganda have said
pretty much the same thing.

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But where our conclusions
differ,

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is I don't consider
the comparison an insult.

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Consider for a moment
the world a rat lives in.

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It's a hostile world,
indeed.

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If a rat were to scamper
through your front door,
right now,

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would you greet it
with hostility?

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I suppose I would.

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Has a rat ever done
anything to you

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to create this animosity
you feel toward them?

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Rats spread disease.
They bite people.

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Rats were the cause
of the bubonic plague,
but that's some time ago.

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I propose to you any disease
a rat could spread,

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a squirrel could
equally carry.

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Would you agree?

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(AGREES IN FRENCH)

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Yet, I assume you don't
share the same animosity
with squirrels

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that you do with rats,
do you?

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No.

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Yet, they're both rodents,
are they not?

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And except for the tail,
they even rather look alike,
don't they?

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It's an interesting thought,
Herr Colonel.

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However interesting
as the thought may be,

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it makes not
one bit of difference
to how you feel.

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If a rat were
to walk in here,
right now, as I'm talking

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would you greet it
with a saucer
of your delicious milk?

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Probably not.

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I didn't think so.

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You don't like them.

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You don't really know
why you don't like them.

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All you know is
you find them repulsive.

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Consequently,
a German soldier
conducts a search

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of a house suspected
of hiding Jews.

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Where does the hawk look?

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He looks in the barn,
he looks in the attic,
he looks in the cellar,

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he looks everywhere
he would hide.

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But there are so many places
it would never occur
to a hawk to hide.

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However, the reason
the Führer has brought me
off my Alps in Austria

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and placed me in
French cow country today is
because it does occur to me.

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Because I'm aware
what tremendous feats
human beings are capable of

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once they abandon dignity.

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May I smoke my pipe
as well?

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Please, Herr Colonel,
make yourseIf at home.

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Now, my job dictates

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that I must have my men
enter your home

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and conduct
a thorough search

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before I can officially
cross your family's name
off my list.

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And if there are any
irregularities to be found,
rest assured they will be.

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That is unless you have
something to tell me

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that makes the conducting
of a search unnecessary.

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I might add, also,
that any information

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that makes the performance
of my duty easier will not
be met with punishment.

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Actually, quite the contrary.
It will be met with reward.

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And that reward will be,

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your family will cease
to be harassed in any way

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by the German military
during the rest of our
occupation of your country.

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You're sheltering enemies
of the state, are you not?

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Yes.

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You're sheltering them
underneath your floorboards,
aren't you?

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Yes.

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Point out to me the areas
where they're hiding.

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Since I haven't heard
any disturbance,

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I assume,
while they're listening,
they don't speak English.

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Yes.

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I'm going to switch back
to French now, and I want you
to follow my masquerade.

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Is that clear?

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(SNIFFLES)

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Yes.

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(SPEAKING FRENCH)

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(SHUSHING)

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It's the girl.

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(SOBBING)

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(EXCLAlMS)

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(PANTING)

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Au revoir, Shosanna!

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(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

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ALDO: Ten-hut!

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My name is
Lieutenant Aldo Raine.

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And I'm putting together
a special team,
and I need me eight soldiers.

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Eight Jewish
American soldiers.

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Now, you all might've
heard rumors about the
armada happening soon.

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Well, we'll be leaving
a little earlier.

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We're going to be
dropped into France
dressed as civilians.

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Once we're
in enemy territory,

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as a bushwhacking
guerrilla army,

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we're going to be
doing one thing
and one thing only.

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Killing Nazis.

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I don't know
about you all,

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but I sure as hell didn't
come down from the goddamn
Smoky Mountains,

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cross 5,000 miles of water,
fight my way
through haIf of Sicily

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and jump out of a fucking
airplane to teach the Nazis
lessons in humanity.

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Nazi ain't got no humanity.

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They're the foot soldiers
of a Jew-hating,
mass-murdering maniac

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and they need
to be destroyed.

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That's why any and every
son of a bitch we find
wearing a Nazi uniform,

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they're going to die.

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Now, I'm the direct descendent
of the mountain man
J im Bridger.

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That means I got
a little lndian in me.

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And our battle plan
will be that of
an Apache resistance.

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We will be cruel
to the Germans.

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And through our cruelty,
they will know who we are.

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And they will find
the evidence of our cruelty

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in the disemboweled,
dismembered

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and disfigured bodies
of their brothers
we leave behind us.

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And the German won't be able
to help themselves

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but imagine the cruelty
their brothers endured
at our hands,

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and our boot heels
and the edge of our knives.

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And the German
will be sickened by us.

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And the German
will talk about us.

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And the German
will fear us.

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And when the German
closes their eyes at night

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and they're tortured
by their subconscious
for the evil they have done,

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it will be with thoughts of us
that they are tortured with.

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Sound good?

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ALL: Yes, sir!

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That's what I like to hear.

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But I got a word of warning
for all you would-be warriors.

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When you join my command,
you take on debit.

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A debit you owe me,
personally.

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Each and every man
under my command
owes me 1 00 Nazi scalps.

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And I want my scalps.

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And all y'all will get me
1 00 Nazi scalps taken from
the heads of 1 00 dead Nazis.

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Or you will die trying!

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(SHOUTING IN GERMAN)

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(SPEAKING GERMAN)

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(INTERCOM BUZZING)

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(KLIEST SPEAKING GERMAN
ON INTERCOM)

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(KLIEST SPEAKING GERMAN)

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(BUTZ SPEAKING GERMAN)

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(BASTERDS LAUGHING)

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Hey, Hirschberg.

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Send that Kraut
sarge over.

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HIRSCHBERG: You. Go.

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Sergeant
Werner Rachtman.

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Lieutenant Aldo Raine.
Pleased to meet you.

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You know what
"sit down" means, Werner?

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Yes.
Then sit down.

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How is your English,
Werner?

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Because if need be,
we got a couple of
fellows who can translate.

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Wicki here,

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an Austrian-Jew,
got the fuck out of Munich
while the getting was good.

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Became American, got drafted,
come back to give y'all
what for.

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Another one up there
you might be familiar with.

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Sergeant Hugo Stiglitz.

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Heard of him?

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Everybody in the German Army
has heard of H ugo Stiglitz.

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(BASTERDS LAUGHING)

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MALE NARRATOR: The reason
for Hugo Stiglitz's celebrity

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among German soldiers
is simple.

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As a German-enlisted man,
he killed 13 Gestapo officers.

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Instead of putting him up
against a wall,

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the High Command
decided to send him
back to Berlin

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to be made an example of.

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Needless to say,
once the Basterds
heard about him,

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he never got there.

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(GASPING)

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Sergeant H ugo Stiglitz?

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Lieutenant Aldo Raine.
These are the Basterds.

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Ever heard of us?

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We just want to say
we're a big fan
of your work.

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When it comes
to killing Nazis...

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(MAN GROANING)

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... I think you show
great talent.

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And I pride myself
for having an eye
for that kind of talent.

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But your status
as a Nazi killer
is stilI amateur.

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We all come here to see
if you want to go pro.

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(BASTERDS LAUGHING)

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Can I assume
you know who we are?

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You're Aldo the Apache.

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(BASTERDS WHOOPING)

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Werner,
if you heard of us,

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you probably heard
we ain't in the
prisoner-taking business.

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We in the killing Nazi
business, and, cousin,
business is a-booming.

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HIRSCHBERG :
(LAUGHING) Oh, yeah.

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Now, that leaves two ways
we can play this out.

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Either kill you
or let you go.

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Whether or not you're going
to leave this ditch alive

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depends entirely on you.

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Up the road a piece,
there's an orchard.

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Besides you, we know there's
another Kraut patrol fucking
around here somewhere.

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If that patrol were
to have any crack shots,

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that orchard would be
a goddamn sniper's delight.

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So if you ever want to eat
a sauerkraut sandwich again,

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you got to show me on
this here map where they are.

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You got to tell me
how many they are,
and you got to tell me

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what kind of artillery
they're carrying with them.

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(SCOFFING)

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You can't expect me to divulge
information that would
put German lives in danger.

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Well, now, Werner, that's
where you're wrong, because
that's exactly what I expect.

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I need to know about
Germans hiding in trees.

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And you need to tell me.
And you need to tell me
right now.

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Now, just take that
finger of yours

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and point out on this
here map where this
party is being held,

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how many is coming
and what they brought
to play with.

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I respectfully refuse,
sir.

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(BATTAPPING)

31:59.418 --> 32:00.751
Hear that?

32:02.045 --> 32:03.129
Yes.

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That's Sergeant
Donny Donowitz.

32:08.844 --> 32:11.554
You might know him better
by his nickname.

32:11.638 --> 32:13.389
The Bear Jew.

32:14.474 --> 32:18.477
Now, if you heard of Aldo
the Apache, you got to have
heard about The Bear Jew.

32:18.562 --> 32:19.812
I heard of The Bear Jew.

32:19.896 --> 32:21.522
What did you hear?

32:22.608 --> 32:25.026
Beats German soldiers
with a club.

32:25.485 --> 32:29.196
He bashes their brains in
with a baseball bat,
what he does.

32:29.531 --> 32:31.616
And, Werner,
I'm going to ask you
one last goddamn time,

32:31.700 --> 32:33.576
and if you still
respectfully refuse,

32:33.660 --> 32:35.703
I'm calling
The Bear Jew over.

32:35.787 --> 32:37.705
He's going to take
that big bat of his,

32:37.789 --> 32:40.958
and he's going
to beat your ass
to death with it.

32:44.254 --> 32:46.088
Now, take your
Wiener-schnitzel-licking
finger,

32:46.173 --> 32:49.175
and point out on this map
what I want to know.

32:57.267 --> 32:58.559
Fuck you.

32:59.019 --> 33:00.645
And your Jew dogs.

33:00.729 --> 33:02.104
(BASTERDS LAUGHING)

33:02.189 --> 33:03.648
(BASTERDS APPLAUDING)

33:04.608 --> 33:06.567
Actually, Werner,
we're all tickled
to hear you say that.

33:06.652 --> 33:08.527
Quite frankly,
watching Donny beat
Nazis to death

33:08.612 --> 33:11.489
is the closest we ever get
to going to the movies. Donny!

33:11.573 --> 33:12.698
DON NY: Yeah?

33:12.783 --> 33:15.326
Got us a German here
who wants to die
for country.

33:15.410 --> 33:16.744
Oblige him.

33:17.412 --> 33:18.829
(BATTAPPING)

33:33.970 --> 33:35.971
(CONTL NUESTAPPING)

34:09.131 --> 34:10.881
(BASTERDS CHEERING)

34:23.311 --> 34:25.813
Did you get that
for killing Jews?

34:25.981 --> 34:27.273
Bravery.

34:40.829 --> 34:42.663
(BASTERDS EXCLAIMING)

34:43.832 --> 34:44.957
Yeah!

34:47.586 --> 34:49.920
BASTERD 1: Oh, no!
BASTERD 2: Oh, no!

34:50.005 --> 34:51.172
Donny!

34:51.757 --> 34:52.923
BASTERD: Yeah, Donny!

34:53.175 --> 34:55.926
About now I'd be shitting
my pants if I was you.

34:56.011 --> 34:57.344
(LAUGHING)

34:57.429 --> 35:00.097
Teddy Fucking Williams
knocks it out of the park!

35:00.182 --> 35:03.768
Fenway Park is on its feet
for Teddy Fucking Ballgame!

35:03.852 --> 35:07.772
He went yard on that one,
on to fucking Lansdowne Street!

35:07.856 --> 35:08.939
You!

35:12.110 --> 35:13.861
Damn it,
Hirschberg!

35:13.945 --> 35:16.864
Donny, bring that other one
over here. Alive!

35:17.157 --> 35:20.075
Get the fuck up!
Batter up.
You're on deck!

35:20.368 --> 35:23.078
Two hits. I hit you,
you hit the ground.

35:24.122 --> 35:25.289
English?

35:25.373 --> 35:26.332
(SPEAKING GERMAN)

35:26.416 --> 35:27.583
ALDO: Wicki.

35:31.213 --> 35:33.172
Ask him
if he wants to live.

35:33.256 --> 35:35.382
(BOTH SPEAKING GERMAN)

35:35.467 --> 35:37.718
Tell him to point out
on this map
the German position.

35:38.053 --> 35:39.845
(SPEAKING GERMAN)

35:40.806 --> 35:42.556
(BASTERDS LAUGHING)

35:42.641 --> 35:44.266
Ask him how many Germans.

35:44.351 --> 35:46.227
(BOTH SPEAKING GERMAN)

35:46.728 --> 35:48.354
Around about 12.

35:48.522 --> 35:49.897
What kind of artillery?

35:49.981 --> 35:52.900
(BOTH SPEAKING GERMAN)

35:55.737 --> 36:00.991
(SPEAKING GERMAN)

36:01.660 --> 36:03.244
Now, when you report
what happened here,

36:03.328 --> 36:06.997
you can't tell them
you told us what you told us.
They'll shoot you.

36:07.082 --> 36:11.001
They're going to want to know
why you so special,
we let you live.

36:11.086 --> 36:14.755
So tell them, we let you live
so you could spread
the word through the ranks

36:14.840 --> 36:17.299
what's going to happen
to every Nazi we find.

36:17.884 --> 36:30.813
(SPEAKING GERMAN)

36:39.865 --> 36:43.117
Now that you've survived
the war, when you get home,
what you going to do?

36:43.326 --> 36:48.747
(SPEAKING GERMAN)

36:49.249 --> 36:51.458
WICKI: He's going
to hug his mother.

36:52.586 --> 36:53.544
(SNIFFS)

36:53.628 --> 36:55.379
Well, ain't that nice?

36:55.589 --> 36:57.298
Ask if he's going
to take off his uniform.

36:57.507 --> 36:58.924
(WICKI SPEAKING GERMAN)

36:59.676 --> 37:01.844
(BUTZ SPEAKING GERMAN)

37:02.387 --> 37:04.263
WICKI: He's going
to burn it.

37:04.556 --> 37:07.266
Yeah, that's
what we thought.
We don't like that.

37:08.310 --> 37:12.229
See, we like
our Nazis in uniforms.
That way you can spot them.

37:12.314 --> 37:13.856
Just like that.

37:14.274 --> 37:15.983
(SPEAKING GERMAN)

37:18.486 --> 37:22.740
But you take off that uniform,
ain't nobody going to know
you's a Nazi.

37:22.824 --> 37:24.992
And that don't sit
well with us.

37:25.285 --> 37:27.036
(SPEAKING GERMAN)

37:30.165 --> 37:33.667
So I'm going to give you
a little something
you can't take off.

37:45.847 --> 37:49.516
You know, Lieutenant,
you're getting
pretty good at that.

37:49.976 --> 37:53.145
You know how you
get to Carnegie Hall,
don't you?

37:54.105 --> 37:55.356
Practice.

39:03.591 --> 39:09.179
(SPEAKING FRENCH)

39:09.597 --> 39:10.597
(EXCLAIMS)

39:11.182 --> 39:37.249
(SPEAKING FRENCH)

40:50.740 --> 40:52.116
(LAUGHS)

41:20.311 --> 41:21.895
(CLEARS THROAT)

42:10.111 --> 42:11.278
(SIGHS)

42:14.949 --> 42:20.704
(SPEAKING FRENCH)

42:20.788 --> 42:21.830
(CHUCKLES EXCITEDLY)

43:02.121 --> 43:03.247
(EXHALES)

43:03.331 --> 43:04.915
(SPEAKS FRENCH)

43:04.999 --> 43:08.293
(SPEAKING GERMAN)

43:08.378 --> 43:09.836
(LAUGHING)

43:33.611 --> 43:37.197
(SPEAKING FRENCH)

43:48.918 --> 43:50.544
(SPEAKING GERMAN)

43:51.754 --> 43:52.796
(CLEARS THROAT)

43:52.880 --> 43:54.089
(SPEAKING GERMAN)

43:59.512 --> 44:00.721
(LAUGHS EXClTEDLY)

44:16.946 --> 44:27.080
(SPEAKING FRENCH)

44:29.542 --> 44:31.251
(BOTH SPEAKING GERMAN)

44:35.757 --> 44:36.840
(SPEAKING FRENCH)

44:36.924 --> 44:38.133
(OFFLCER EXCLALMS)

44:38.217 --> 44:40.052
(OFFlCERS CHATTERING)

44:48.102 --> 44:49.644
(SPEAKING FRENCH)

44:53.941 --> 44:55.442
(CLEARS THROAT)

44:56.569 --> 44:58.528
(SPEAKING FRENCH)

45:37.276 --> 45:38.527
(EXHALES)

45:47.078 --> 45:48.245
(CHUCKLES)

46:00.174 --> 46:01.675
(LAUGHS)

46:37.253 --> 46:38.795
(SAYING GOODBYE IN FRENCH)

46:43.384 --> 46:45.051
(DRIVER SPEAKING FRENCH)

46:46.387 --> 46:47.929
(SPEAKING FRENCH)

46:50.057 --> 46:51.183
(SPEAKING FRENCH)

47:10.077 --> 47:11.536
(CAR APPROACHING)

47:11.621 --> 47:13.163
(BRAKES SCREECH)

47:26.886 --> 47:31.973
(SPEAKING FRENCH)

47:32.892 --> 47:34.851
(SPEAKING GERMAN)

47:36.270 --> 47:37.854
(SPEAKING FRENCH)

47:40.233 --> 47:42.275
(SPEAKING GERMAN)

47:42.777 --> 47:44.402
(SPEAKING FRENCH)

48:06.592 --> 48:30.949
(SPEAKING GERMAN)

48:40.334 --> 48:41.334
(LAUGHING)

48:44.463 --> 48:46.172
(GOEBBELS LAUGHING)

48:55.016 --> 49:01.062
(SPEAKING FRENCH)

49:01.147 --> 49:02.606
(GOEBBELS SPEAKING GERMAN)

49:02.690 --> 49:04.316
(SPEAKING GERMAN)

49:04.400 --> 49:06.192
(SPEAKING FRENCH)

49:22.209 --> 49:23.793
(SPEAKING GERMAN)

49:28.257 --> 49:29.883
(FREDRICK LAUGHS)

49:30.760 --> 49:37.515
(SPEAKING FRENCH)

49:38.726 --> 49:40.060
(PANTING)

49:40.645 --> 49:41.895
(BRAYING)

49:42.229 --> 49:47.651
(SPEAKING FRENCH)

49:48.194 --> 50:16.888
(SPEAKING GERMAN)

50:18.265 --> 50:34.280
(TRANSLATING IN FRENCH)

50:53.134 --> 50:54.968
(TRANSLATOR
SPEAKING FRENCH)

51:02.143 --> 51:03.810
(SPEAKING GERMAN)

51:12.611 --> 51:14.320
(SPEAKING FRENCH)

51:23.789 --> 51:24.789
(COUG HS)

51:26.000 --> 51:27.292
(SPEAKING FRENCH)

51:30.963 --> 51:53.151
(SPEAKING GERMAN)

51:53.235 --> 51:54.861
(TRANSLATOR
SPEAKING FRENCH)

51:54.945 --> 51:55.987
(SPEAKING FRENCH)

52:00.951 --> 52:02.327
(TRANSLATES IN GERMAN)

52:04.705 --> 52:06.247
(GOEBBELS SPEAKING GERMAN)

52:08.709 --> 52:10.376
(TRANSLATING IN GERMAN)

52:10.461 --> 52:11.836
(SCOFFS)

52:15.966 --> 52:17.342
(SPEAKING GERMAN)

53:03.931 --> 53:05.098
(CHUCKLES)

53:05.182 --> 53:06.599
(LAUGHING)

53:44.638 --> 53:46.639
(TRANSLATING IN FRENCH)

53:58.444 --> 54:00.653
(FREDRlCK SPEAKING FRENCH)

54:08.996 --> 54:10.663
(SPEAKING FRENCH)

54:17.963 --> 54:20.298
HANS: Au revoir, Shosanna!

54:20.674 --> 54:27.472
(SPEAKING GERMAN)

54:31.101 --> 54:32.393
(LAUGHING)

54:34.063 --> 54:36.022
(HANS SPEAKING GERMAN)

54:42.821 --> 54:44.822
(FREDRlCK SPEAKING GERMAN)

54:45.950 --> 54:48.076
(HANS SPEAKING GERMAN)

54:53.958 --> 54:55.583
(FREDRlCK SPEAKING GERMAN)

55:02.716 --> 55:04.717
(GOEBBELS SPEAKING
GERMAN)

55:10.557 --> 55:12.558
(HANS SPEAKING GERMAN)

55:29.827 --> 55:35.790
(SPEAKING FRENCH)

55:37.292 --> 55:38.710
(CHUCKLES)

01:00:47.477 --> 01:00:48.811
(GASPING)

01:00:51.440 --> 01:00:53.774
(GOEBBELS SPEAKING GERMAN)

01:01:06.163 --> 01:01:07.413
(LAUGHS)

01:01:10.083 --> 01:01:11.459
(TRANSLATOR
SPEAKING FRENCH)

01:01:11.543 --> 01:01:13.127
(SHOSAN NA
SPEAKING FRENCH)

01:01:14.087 --> 01:01:16.172
(GOEBBELS SPEAKING GERMAN)

01:01:41.615 --> 01:01:48.829
(SPEAKING FRENCH)

01:02:31.373 --> 01:02:32.373
(SCOFFS)

01:02:34.709 --> 01:02:39.088
MALE NARRATOR:
At that time, 35 millimeter
nitrate film was so flammable

01:02:39.172 --> 01:02:42.216
that you couldn't even
bring a reel onto a streetcar.

01:02:42.426 --> 01:02:44.135
Hey, you can't
bring those here
on a public vehicle.

01:02:44.219 --> 01:02:45.636
They're films,
ain't they?
Yes.

01:02:45.720 --> 01:02:47.388
Then they're flammable.
Go on, hop off.

01:02:47.556 --> 01:02:51.392
MALE NARRATOR: Because
nitrate film burns
three times faster than paper.

01:02:55.021 --> 01:02:57.064
Shosanna has a collection

01:02:57.149 --> 01:03:02.194
of over 350 nitrate
film prints.

01:03:03.905 --> 01:03:41.859
(SPEAKING FRENCH)

01:04:09.804 --> 01:04:11.680
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

01:04:13.767 --> 01:04:15.935
MAN: Right this way,
Lieutenant.

01:04:33.787 --> 01:04:35.120
(CLEARS THROAT)

01:04:36.122 --> 01:04:38.791
Lieutenant Archie H icox
reporting, sir.

01:04:38.875 --> 01:04:41.669
General Ed Fenech.
At ease, H icox.

01:04:42.504 --> 01:04:43.712
Drink?

01:04:45.465 --> 01:04:49.677
If you offer me a scotch
and plain water, I could drink
a scotch and plain water.

01:04:49.761 --> 01:04:53.347
That-a-boy, Lieutenant.
Make it yourseIf like
a good chap, will you?

01:04:53.431 --> 01:04:55.432
The bar is in the globe.

01:04:59.813 --> 01:05:01.897
Something for yourself,
sir?

01:05:01.982 --> 01:05:05.150
Whiskey. Straight.
No junk in it.

01:05:06.403 --> 01:05:09.321
lt says here that
you speak German fluently.

01:05:09.406 --> 01:05:11.365
Like a Katzenjammer Kid.

01:05:11.449 --> 01:05:14.076
And your occupation
before the war?

01:05:14.160 --> 01:05:15.327
I'm a film critic.

01:05:15.954 --> 01:05:17.913
List your accomplishments.

01:05:17.998 --> 01:05:19.873
Well, sir,
such as they are,

01:05:19.958 --> 01:05:24.503
I write reviews and articles
for a publication called
Films and Filmmakers,

01:05:24.588 --> 01:05:27.006
and I've had
two books published.

01:05:27.340 --> 01:05:30.926
Impressive.
Don't be modest, Lieutenant.
What are their titles?

01:05:31.011 --> 01:05:32.011
The first book
was called

01:05:32.095 --> 01:05:36.599
Art of the Eyes, the Heart
and the Mind: A Study of
German Cinema in the '20s.

01:05:36.683 --> 01:05:40.519
And the second one was called
Twenty-Four Frame da Vinci.

01:05:40.604 --> 01:05:45.941
It's a subtextual film
criticism study of the work
of German director G.W. Pabst.

01:05:46.443 --> 01:05:48.027
What should we
drink to, sir?

01:05:48.111 --> 01:05:49.361
Well...

01:05:50.614 --> 01:05:52.573
Down with Hitler.

01:05:52.657 --> 01:05:54.033
All the way down, sir.

01:05:54.409 --> 01:05:55.659
Yes.

01:05:59.372 --> 01:06:03.459
Are you familiar
with German cinema
under the Third Reich?

01:06:05.337 --> 01:06:09.548
Yes. Obviously, I haven't
seen any of the films made
in the last three years,

01:06:09.633 --> 01:06:11.884
but I'm familiar with it.

01:06:11.968 --> 01:06:13.010
Explain it to me.

01:06:13.678 --> 01:06:14.720
Pardon, sir?

01:06:14.804 --> 01:06:19.058
Well, this little escapade
of ours requires a knowledge
of the German film industry

01:06:19.142 --> 01:06:24.313
under the Third Reich.
Explain to me U FA
under Goebbels.

01:06:26.483 --> 01:06:28.859
GoebbeIs considers
the films he's making

01:06:28.943 --> 01:06:32.196
to be the beginning
of a new era
in German cinema.

01:06:32.656 --> 01:06:34.323
An alternative
to what he considers

01:06:34.407 --> 01:06:37.368
the Jewish-German
intellectual cinema
of the '20s,

01:06:38.078 --> 01:06:40.746
and the Jewish-controlled
dogma of Hollywood.

01:06:40.830 --> 01:06:42.414
How's he doing?

01:06:42.957 --> 01:06:45.542
Frightfully sorry, sir.
Once again?

01:06:46.002 --> 01:06:50.589
You say he wants
to take on the Jews
at their own game.

01:06:51.591 --> 01:06:54.593
Well, compared to,
say, Louis B. Mayer,

01:06:55.428 --> 01:06:57.680
how's he doing?

01:06:57.764 --> 01:06:59.014
Quite well, actually.

01:06:59.683 --> 01:07:01.266
Since Goebbels
has taken over,

01:07:01.351 --> 01:07:05.771
film attendance has steadily
risen in Germany over
the last eight years.

01:07:05.855 --> 01:07:09.316
But Louis B. Mayer
wouldn't be Goebbels'
proper opposite number.

01:07:09.401 --> 01:07:13.195
I believe Goebbels
sees himseIf closer
to David O. Selznick.

01:07:17.617 --> 01:07:18.992
Brief him.

01:07:19.327 --> 01:07:24.373
Lieutenant H icox, at this
point and time I'd like to
brief you on Operation Kino.

01:07:24.958 --> 01:07:26.083
Three days from now

01:07:26.167 --> 01:07:30.504
Joseph GoebbeIs is throwing
a gala premiere of one
of his new movies in Paris.

01:07:30.630 --> 01:07:31.714
What film, sir?

01:07:31.798 --> 01:07:34.466
The motion picture is
called Nation's Pride.

01:07:35.427 --> 01:07:38.804
In attendance
at this joyous
Germatic occasion

01:07:38.888 --> 01:07:43.308
will be Goebbels, Goring,
Bormann, and most of
the German H igh Command

01:07:43.393 --> 01:07:47.146
including all high ranking
officers of both
the SS and the Gestapo,

01:07:47.230 --> 01:07:50.649
as well as luminaries
of the Nazi propaganda
film industry.

01:07:50.734 --> 01:07:52.818
The master race at play?

01:07:52.902 --> 01:07:57.072
Basically, we have
all our rotten eggs
in one basket.

01:07:57.157 --> 01:07:59.700
The objective
of Operation Kino,

01:08:00.618 --> 01:08:02.369
blow up the basket.

01:08:03.163 --> 01:08:07.249
And like the snows
of yesteryear,
gone from this earth.

01:08:08.168 --> 01:08:09.835
Jolly good, sir.

01:08:10.587 --> 01:08:14.089
An American Secret Service
outfit that lives deep
behind enemy lines

01:08:14.174 --> 01:08:15.716
will be your assist.

01:08:15.800 --> 01:08:19.678
The Germans call them
the Basterds.

01:08:20.221 --> 01:08:23.432
The Basterds.
Never heard of them.

01:08:23.600 --> 01:08:26.435
Whole point of
the Secret Service, old boy,
you not hearing of them.

01:08:26.519 --> 01:08:30.522
But the Jerries have heard
of them, because these Yanks
have been them the devil.

01:08:30.607 --> 01:08:35.319
You'll be dropped into France,
about 24 kilometers outside
of Paris.

01:08:35.403 --> 01:08:37.488
The Basterds
will be waiting for you.

01:08:37.572 --> 01:08:40.324
First thing, you'll go
to a little village
called Nadine.

01:08:41.451 --> 01:08:44.244
In Nadine,
there's a tavern
called La Louisiane.

01:08:44.329 --> 01:08:47.498
There you'll rendezvous
with our double agent.
She'll take it from there.

01:08:47.582 --> 01:08:49.708
She's the one who
is going to get you
into the premiere.

01:08:49.793 --> 01:08:53.545
It'll be you, her,
and two German-born
members of the Basterds.

01:08:53.630 --> 01:08:57.049
She's also made
all the other arrangements
you're going to need.

01:08:57.884 --> 01:08:59.051
How will I know her?

01:08:59.177 --> 01:09:02.387
I suspect
that won't be too much
trouble for you.

01:09:03.473 --> 01:09:06.391
Your contact
is Bridget von Hammersmark.

01:09:06.476 --> 01:09:07.935
Bridget von Hammersmark?

01:09:09.187 --> 01:09:12.189
(CHUCKLING)
The German movie star
is working for England?

01:09:12.273 --> 01:09:14.858
Yes, for the last
two years now.

01:09:14.943 --> 01:09:18.487
One could even say
that Operation Kino
was her brainchild.

01:09:18.571 --> 01:09:19.738
Indeed.

01:09:19.823 --> 01:09:20.864
Got the gist?

01:09:20.949 --> 01:09:23.700
I think so, sir.
Paris when it sizzles.

01:09:27.831 --> 01:09:31.333
You didn't say
the goddamn rendezvous is
in a fucking basement.

01:09:31.417 --> 01:09:32.751
I didn't know.

01:09:32.836 --> 01:09:34.253
You said it was
in a tavern.

01:09:34.337 --> 01:09:35.504
It is a tavern.

01:09:35.588 --> 01:09:36.964
Yeah, in a basement.

01:09:37.632 --> 01:09:40.509
You know,
fighting in a basement
offers a lot of difficulties.

01:09:40.593 --> 01:09:43.887
N umber one being,
you're fighting
in a basement.

01:09:43.972 --> 01:09:45.848
What if we go in there
and she's not even there?

01:09:45.932 --> 01:09:47.182
We wait.

01:09:48.017 --> 01:09:52.104
Don't worry.
She's a British spy.
She'll make the rendezvous.

01:10:13.626 --> 01:10:15.961
Stiglitz, right?

01:10:16.045 --> 01:10:17.087
That's right, sir.

01:10:18.339 --> 01:10:20.841
I hear you're pretty good
with that.

01:10:24.637 --> 01:10:27.764
You know, we're not looking
for trouble right now.

01:10:28.016 --> 01:10:31.560
Simply making contact
with our agent.
Should be uneventful.

01:10:33.396 --> 01:10:38.275
However,
the off chance I'm wrong,
things prove eventful,

01:10:39.485 --> 01:10:42.404
I need to know
we can all remain calm.

01:10:47.118 --> 01:10:48.535
I don't look calm to you?

01:10:49.370 --> 01:10:50.621
(LAUGHS)

01:10:51.497 --> 01:10:56.376
Well, now that
you put it like that,
l guess you do.

01:11:11.517 --> 01:11:17.314
This Jerry of yours,
Stiglitz, not exactly
the loquacious type, is he?

01:11:19.150 --> 01:11:22.861
Is that
the kind of man you need?
Loquacious type?

01:11:24.614 --> 01:11:27.157
Fair point, Lieutenant.

01:11:29.452 --> 01:11:32.204
So you all
get in trouble in there,
what are we supposed to do?

01:11:32.288 --> 01:11:34.498
Make bets
on how it all comes out?

01:11:35.708 --> 01:11:38.877
If we get into trouble,
we can handle it.

01:11:40.380 --> 01:11:43.298
But if trouble does happen,
we need you to make damn sure

01:11:43.383 --> 01:11:47.552
no Germans, or French,
for that matter,
escape from that basement.

01:11:48.471 --> 01:11:52.724
If Frau von Hammersmark's
cover is compromised,
the mission is kaput.

01:11:53.059 --> 01:11:58.730
Speaking of Frau von
Hammersmark, whose idea was it
for the deathtrap rendezvous?

01:11:59.732 --> 01:12:01.149
She chose the spot.

01:12:01.234 --> 01:12:02.859
Isn't that just dandy?

01:12:02.944 --> 01:12:06.905
Look, she's not
a military strategist.
She's just an actress.

01:12:07.281 --> 01:12:11.118
You don't got to be Stonewall
Jackson to know you don't
want to fight in a basement.

01:12:11.202 --> 01:12:13.245
She wasn't picking
a place to fight.

01:12:13.329 --> 01:12:16.123
She was picking
a place isolated
and without Germans.

01:12:17.208 --> 01:12:42.899
(SPEAKING GERMAN)

01:12:42.984 --> 01:12:44.317
(LAUGHING)

01:12:49.907 --> 01:12:51.324
(ORDERING IN GERMAN
AND FRENCH)

01:12:51.409 --> 01:12:53.201
(SPEAKING FRENCH)

01:12:54.370 --> 01:12:55.954
(SPEAKING GERMAN)

01:12:58.791 --> 01:13:00.292
(ALL LAUGHING)

01:13:00.376 --> 01:13:01.501
(SPEAKING GERMAN)

01:13:20.146 --> 01:13:21.688
(MAN LAUGHING)

01:13:26.402 --> 01:13:28.737
(FEMALE SERGEANT
SPEAKING GERMAN)

01:13:29.113 --> 01:13:30.989
(GLASS SHATTERING)

01:13:34.660 --> 01:13:45.128
(SPEAKING GERMAN)

01:13:55.098 --> 01:13:57.224
(SPEAKING FRENCH
AND GERMAN)

01:14:00.686 --> 01:14:19.704
(SPEAKING GERMAN)

01:14:42.770 --> 01:14:44.896
(PEOPLE LAUGHING)

01:14:49.569 --> 01:14:52.195
(SPEAKING GERMAN
SOFTLY)

01:14:53.865 --> 01:15:08.753
(SPEAKING GERMAN)

01:15:16.596 --> 01:15:17.929
(CORK POPPING)

01:15:23.352 --> 01:15:24.352
Mmm.

01:15:25.313 --> 01:15:28.315
(SPEAKING FRENCH)

01:15:29.108 --> 01:15:31.109
(SPEAKING GERMAN)

01:15:32.987 --> 01:15:37.490
(SPEAKING FRENCH)

01:15:40.703 --> 01:15:42.370
(SPEAKING GERMAN)

01:15:42.455 --> 01:15:43.997
(ALL CHEERING)

01:15:47.293 --> 01:15:49.169
(SPEAKING GERMAN)

01:15:55.468 --> 01:15:56.468
(ALL LAUGHING)

01:15:56.552 --> 01:16:08.146
(SPEAKING GERMAN)

01:16:21.327 --> 01:16:23.370
(ALL TOASTING IN GERMAN)

01:16:23.704 --> 01:16:28.708
(SPEAKING GERMAN)

01:16:50.314 --> 01:16:51.606
(STAMMERING)

01:16:53.025 --> 01:17:07.998
(SPEAKING GERMAN)

01:17:08.082 --> 01:17:09.541
(LAUGHING)

01:17:29.562 --> 01:17:31.354
(THAN KING IN GERMAN)

01:18:14.065 --> 01:18:15.231
(EXHALING)

01:18:15.316 --> 01:19:27.470
(SPEAKING GERMAN)

01:19:27.972 --> 01:19:29.848
(PHONOGRAPH CRACKLING)

01:20:15.936 --> 01:21:14.786
(SPEAKING GERMAN)

01:21:30.636 --> 01:21:32.387
(LAUGHING)

01:21:32.805 --> 01:21:34.764
(ALL LAUGHING)

01:22:24.064 --> 01:22:25.732
(BOTH LAUGHING)

01:22:51.383 --> 01:22:52.842
(CHUCKLING)

01:22:53.594 --> 01:22:54.886
(LAUGHING)

01:23:04.897 --> 01:23:06.105
(SIGHS)

01:23:23.749 --> 01:23:25.416
(SPEAKING GERMAN)

01:23:27.795 --> 01:23:29.671
(HUMMING EXOTLC MELODY)

01:24:43.787 --> 01:24:45.663
(ROCK MUSlC PLAYING)

01:24:46.999 --> 01:24:48.082
(WHIP CRACKING)

01:24:51.170 --> 01:24:52.503
(GRUNTS)

01:25:12.858 --> 01:25:14.984
(VON HAMMERSMARK LAUGHING)

01:25:51.396 --> 01:25:53.397
(VON HAMMERSMARK AND H lCOX
SPEAKING GERMAN)

01:26:58.630 --> 01:27:00.298
(H lCOX SPEAKING GERMAN)

01:27:02.467 --> 01:27:04.218
(LAUGHING)

01:28:00.233 --> 01:28:01.233
(SPEAKING GERMAN)

01:28:13.664 --> 01:28:15.081
(LAUGHING)

01:28:49.658 --> 01:29:14.974
(SPEAKING GERMAN)

01:29:22.232 --> 01:29:23.441
(EXHALES)

01:29:33.994 --> 01:29:35.578
(ERIC SPEAKING GERMAN)

01:29:35.954 --> 01:29:37.538
(SPEAKING FRENCH)

01:29:39.791 --> 01:29:41.625
(SPEAKING GERMAN)

01:29:52.804 --> 01:29:54.013
(EXCLAlMS)

01:30:09.821 --> 01:30:11.614
(SPEAKING GERMAN)

01:30:30.342 --> 01:30:31.342
(BOTH SPEAKING GERMAN)

01:30:49.361 --> 01:30:50.569
(SPEAKING GERMAN)

01:31:45.584 --> 01:31:47.918
Well, if this is it,
old boy,

01:31:48.503 --> 01:31:51.505
I hope you don't mind
if I go out
speaking the King's.

01:31:52.632 --> 01:31:54.550
By alI means,
Captain.

01:32:00.599 --> 01:32:04.226
There's a special rung in hell
reserved for people who waste
good Scotch.

01:32:05.645 --> 01:32:08.439
Seeing as I may be rapping
on the door momentarily,

01:32:13.528 --> 01:32:17.156
I must say,
damn good stuff, sir.

01:32:20.452 --> 01:32:23.287
Now, about this pickle

01:32:24.873 --> 01:32:26.665
we find ourselves in.

01:32:29.085 --> 01:32:32.171
lt would appear there's only
one thing left for you to do.

01:32:32.255 --> 01:32:34.131
And what would that be?

01:32:34.841 --> 01:32:35.841
Stiglitz.

01:32:35.926 --> 01:32:37.343
Say auf Wiedersehen
to your Nazi balls.

01:32:48.939 --> 01:32:49.939
(SCREAMING)

01:32:58.490 --> 01:32:59.823
(PANTING)

01:33:05.830 --> 01:33:07.331
(DOOR OPENING)

01:33:12.712 --> 01:33:13.879
(GUN COCKING)

01:33:14.089 --> 01:33:15.839
You outside.
Who are you?

01:33:16.424 --> 01:33:18.092
British? American?

01:33:18.843 --> 01:33:19.969
What?

01:33:20.762 --> 01:33:22.304
ALDO: We're American.

01:33:22.597 --> 01:33:24.056
What are you?

01:33:24.391 --> 01:33:26.350
I'm a German, you idiot.

01:33:26.685 --> 01:33:29.395
ALDO: Speak English
pretty good for a German.

01:33:29.479 --> 01:33:30.688
I agree.

01:33:31.982 --> 01:33:33.482
So let's talk.

01:33:34.234 --> 01:33:35.609
Okay, talk.

01:33:36.319 --> 01:33:37.778
I'm a father.

01:33:39.030 --> 01:33:41.949
My baby was born today.
ln Frankfurt.

01:33:42.450 --> 01:33:43.993
Five hours ago.

01:33:44.619 --> 01:33:48.872
His name is Max.
We were in here
drinking, celebrating.

01:33:49.708 --> 01:33:53.127
They're the ones that came in
shooting and killing.
It's not my fault!

01:33:53.211 --> 01:33:55.337
Okay!
lt wasn't your fault.

01:33:56.715 --> 01:33:58.507
What's your name,
soldier?

01:33:58.591 --> 01:33:59.842
Wilhelm.

01:34:00.719 --> 01:34:04.263
Now, is there anybody alive
on our side?

01:34:04.347 --> 01:34:06.140
No.
I'm alive!

01:34:06.224 --> 01:34:07.683
(SHOUTING IN GERMAN)

01:34:08.351 --> 01:34:09.727
ALDO: Who's that?

01:34:11.062 --> 01:34:12.438
(GRUNTS)

01:34:12.522 --> 01:34:14.523
Is the girl
on your side?

01:34:16.067 --> 01:34:17.318
Which girl?

01:34:17.402 --> 01:34:19.820
Who do you think?
Von Hammersmark.

01:34:21.406 --> 01:34:23.032
Yeah, she's ours.

01:34:23.867 --> 01:34:25.117
Is she okay?

01:34:25.201 --> 01:34:26.910
(SPEAKING GERMAN)

01:34:28.121 --> 01:34:29.163
Wilhelm!

01:34:29.247 --> 01:34:30.331
(SHOUTING IN GERMAN)

01:34:30.415 --> 01:34:32.041
She's been shot.

01:34:33.043 --> 01:34:34.626
But she's alive.

01:34:34.919 --> 01:34:36.253
(SPEAKING GERMAN)

01:34:38.548 --> 01:34:40.049
ALDO: Okay, Wilhelm.

01:34:41.051 --> 01:34:43.469
What do you say
we make us a deal?

01:34:44.804 --> 01:34:46.180
What's your name?

01:34:46.264 --> 01:34:47.389
Aldo.

01:34:48.266 --> 01:34:50.517
Okay, Wilhelm,
here's my deal.

01:34:50.769 --> 01:34:54.396
You let me and one of my men
come down there
and take the girl away.

01:34:54.481 --> 01:34:57.024
No guns. No guns me,
no guns you.

01:34:57.108 --> 01:35:00.652
And we take the girl
and leave.
It's that simple, Willi.

01:35:01.029 --> 01:35:03.489
You go your way,
we go ours.

01:35:03.573 --> 01:35:06.450
And little Max gets
to grow up playing
catch with his daddy.

01:35:07.619 --> 01:35:10.537
So what do you say, Willi?
We got us a deal?

01:35:14.959 --> 01:35:16.043
Aldo.

01:35:17.295 --> 01:35:18.921
I'm here, Willi.

01:35:20.548 --> 01:35:22.299
I want to trust you.

01:35:22.384 --> 01:35:23.550
But...

01:35:24.469 --> 01:35:25.969
But how can l?

01:35:28.181 --> 01:35:30.182
What choice you got,
son?

01:35:36.064 --> 01:35:38.107
Okay, okay.

01:35:39.692 --> 01:35:40.901
Aldo,

01:35:41.986 --> 01:35:43.612
I'm going to trust you.

01:35:44.489 --> 01:35:45.489
Come down.

01:35:45.615 --> 01:35:46.615
(SNIFFLES)

01:36:01.464 --> 01:36:04.425
Hey, Willi,
what's with the machine gun?
l thought we had us a deal?

01:36:04.509 --> 01:36:06.760
We still have a deal.
Now, get the girl and go.

01:36:06.845 --> 01:36:08.387
Not so fast.

01:36:08.471 --> 01:36:11.056
We only got a deal,
we trust each other.

01:36:11.141 --> 01:36:12.850
And a Mexican standoff
ain't trust.

01:36:13.351 --> 01:36:15.853
You need guns on me
for it to be
a Mexican standoff.

01:36:16.521 --> 01:36:19.648
You got guns on us.
You decide to shoot,
we're dead.

01:36:19.732 --> 01:36:23.026
Up top, they got grenades.
They drop them down here,
you're dead.

01:36:23.111 --> 01:36:25.487
That's a Mexican standoff,
and that was not the deal.

01:36:25.572 --> 01:36:27.239
No trust,
no deal.

01:36:27.699 --> 01:36:30.534
(SPEAKING GERMAN)

01:36:43.131 --> 01:36:44.715
All right, Aldo.

01:36:46.384 --> 01:36:47.509
Fine.

01:36:50.889 --> 01:36:54.308
Just take that
fucking traitor, and
get her out of my sight.

01:37:02.066 --> 01:37:04.067
(VON HAMMERSMARK G ROANING)

01:37:06.404 --> 01:37:09.823
Not so goddamn fast, doc.
Tell him to go
play with his dogs.

01:37:09.908 --> 01:37:11.408
(SPEAKING FRENCH)

01:37:17.248 --> 01:37:18.957
(DOGS BARKING)

01:37:22.003 --> 01:37:25.923
Before we yank that slug
out you, you need to answer
a few questions.

01:37:26.007 --> 01:37:27.799
Few questions
about what?

01:37:28.301 --> 01:37:30.469
About I got three men
dead back there.

01:37:30.553 --> 01:37:33.347
Why don't you try telling us
what the fuck happened?

01:37:33.431 --> 01:37:37.392
The British officer
blew his German act and
the Gestapo major saw it.

01:37:38.478 --> 01:37:40.729
Before we get into
who shot John,

01:37:41.564 --> 01:37:45.692
why'd you invite my men
to a rendezvous in a basement
with a bunch of Nazis?

01:37:50.615 --> 01:37:53.033
I can see
since you didn't see
what happened inside,

01:37:53.117 --> 01:37:55.786
that the Nazis being there
must look odd.

01:37:55.870 --> 01:37:58.372
Yeah, we got a word
for that kind of odd
in English.

01:37:58.456 --> 01:38:00.457
It's called suspicious.

01:38:02.377 --> 01:38:03.961
(EXCLAIMING)

01:38:04.754 --> 01:38:06.547
Everybody needs
to calm down.

01:38:06.631 --> 01:38:09.299
You're letting
your imagination get
the better of you.

01:38:10.677 --> 01:38:13.637
You met the sergeant
yourself. Willi.

01:38:13.721 --> 01:38:15.556
You remember him,
don't you?

01:38:15.640 --> 01:38:16.640
Yeah, I remember him.

01:38:16.724 --> 01:38:20.477
His wife had
a baby tonight.
He had just become a...

01:38:20.562 --> 01:38:22.271
He had just become
a father!

01:38:22.355 --> 01:38:26.191
His commanding officer
gave him and his mates
the night off to celebrate.

01:38:27.986 --> 01:38:29.486
(GROANS)

01:38:29.571 --> 01:38:35.826
The Germans being there
was either a trap set by me
or a tragic coincidence.

01:38:35.910 --> 01:38:37.661
It couldn't be both.

01:38:43.835 --> 01:38:45.460
(GRUNTING)

01:38:47.880 --> 01:38:49.756
How'd the shooting start?

01:38:49.841 --> 01:38:52.342
The Englishman
gave himseIf away.

01:38:52.427 --> 01:38:54.052
How'd he do that?

01:38:55.305 --> 01:38:57.514
He ordered three glasses.

01:38:58.725 --> 01:39:00.642
We order three glasses.

01:39:00.852 --> 01:39:02.811
That's the German three.

01:39:03.688 --> 01:39:05.480
The other looks odd.

01:39:06.065 --> 01:39:08.400
Germans would
and did notice it.

01:39:10.194 --> 01:39:11.778
(BREATHING DEEPLY)

01:39:17.035 --> 01:39:19.119
Okay, let's pretend
there were no Germans

01:39:19.203 --> 01:39:21.788
and everything went exactly
the way it was supposed to.

01:39:21.873 --> 01:39:23.790
What was the next step?

01:39:24.042 --> 01:39:25.250
Tuxedos.

01:39:25.918 --> 01:39:28.670
To get them into the premiere
wearing military uniforms

01:39:28.755 --> 01:39:31.548
with all the military there
would've been suicide.

01:39:33.551 --> 01:39:36.803
But going as members
of the German film industry,

01:39:37.221 --> 01:39:40.390
they wear tuxedos
and fit in with
everybody else.

01:39:41.893 --> 01:39:45.062
I arranged for the tailor
to fit three tuxedos tonight.

01:39:46.272 --> 01:39:48.690
How'd you intend to get them
in that premiere?

01:39:48.775 --> 01:39:50.400
Hand me my purse.

01:40:00.286 --> 01:40:02.704
Lieutenant H icox
was going as my escort.

01:40:04.040 --> 01:40:08.043
The other two were going
as a German cameraman
and his assistant.

01:40:09.170 --> 01:40:10.837
You still get us
in that premiere?

01:40:10.922 --> 01:40:14.091
You speak German
better than
your friends? No.

01:40:14.509 --> 01:40:16.718
Have I been shot? Yes!

01:40:17.261 --> 01:40:22.099
I don't see me tripping
the light fantastique up
a red carpet anytime soon.

01:40:23.101 --> 01:40:25.519
Least of all,
by tomorrow night.

01:40:38.408 --> 01:40:41.702
However, there's something
you don't know.

01:40:43.788 --> 01:40:47.874
There've been
two recent developments
regarding Operation Kino.

01:40:49.669 --> 01:40:54.756
One, the venue has been
changed from The Ritz
to a much smaller venue.

01:40:55.299 --> 01:40:58.468
Enormous change
at the last minute?
That's not very Germatic.

01:40:58.553 --> 01:41:01.513
Why the hell is Goebbels
doing stuff so damn peculiar?

01:41:01.597 --> 01:41:05.308
It probably has
something to do with
the second development.

01:41:05.685 --> 01:41:06.977
Which is?

01:41:11.274 --> 01:41:13.859
Der Fuhrer is attending
the premiere.

01:41:14.652 --> 01:41:16.278
(SPEAKING GERMAN)

01:41:48.603 --> 01:41:50.228
Fuck a duck!

01:41:58.863 --> 01:42:00.739
What are you thinking?

01:42:02.033 --> 01:42:04.201
I'm thinking getting
a whack at planting
old U ncle Adolf

01:42:04.285 --> 01:42:06.161
makes this horse
a different color.

01:42:06.245 --> 01:42:07.913
What is that
supposed to mean?

01:42:07.997 --> 01:42:09.915
lt means you getting us
in that premiere.

01:42:09.999 --> 01:42:12.918
I'm probably going
to end up losing this leg.

01:42:13.544 --> 01:42:15.921
Bye-bye, acting career.
Fun while it lasted.

01:42:16.005 --> 01:42:18.882
How do you expect me
to walk the red carpet?

01:42:18.966 --> 01:42:19.966
(SNORTS)

01:42:21.052 --> 01:42:24.054
Doggy doc's going
to dig that slug
out your gam.

01:42:24.138 --> 01:42:26.181
He's going to wrap it up
in a cast,

01:42:26.265 --> 01:42:28.391
and you got a good
how-l-broke-my-leg-
mountain-climbing story.

01:42:28.476 --> 01:42:31.144
That's German, ain't it?
You all like climbing
mountains, don't you?

01:42:31.229 --> 01:42:34.523
I don't. I like smoking,
drinking and ordering
in restaurants.

01:42:34.607 --> 01:42:36.399
But I see your point.

01:42:36.651 --> 01:42:40.153
We fill you up
with morphine till it's
coming out your ears

01:42:40.238 --> 01:42:43.532
and just limp
your little ass up
that reuge carpet.

01:42:45.034 --> 01:42:48.286
I know this is
a silly question
before I ask it,

01:42:48.371 --> 01:42:53.750
but can you Americans
speak any other language
than English?

01:42:54.585 --> 01:42:56.837
We both speak
a little Italian..

01:42:56.921 --> 01:42:59.422
With an atrocious accent,
no doubt.

01:43:01.175 --> 01:43:04.636
But that doesn't exactly
kill us in the crib.

01:43:05.429 --> 01:43:08.265
Germans don't have
a good ear for Italian..

01:43:12.186 --> 01:43:16.022
So you mumble Italian.
and brazen through it.
Is that the plan?

01:43:16.274 --> 01:43:17.899
That's about it.

01:43:21.737 --> 01:43:22.737
That sounds good.

01:43:22.822 --> 01:43:25.198
It sounds like shit.
What else are we going
to do? Go home?

01:43:25.283 --> 01:43:27.117
No, that sounds good.

01:43:27.952 --> 01:43:31.872
If you don't blow it,
with that, I can get
you in the building.

01:43:32.874 --> 01:43:33.915
Who does what?

01:43:34.000 --> 01:43:38.169
Well,
I speak the most Italian.,
so I'll be your escort.

01:43:38.254 --> 01:43:41.381
Donowitz speaks second most,
so he'll be
your Italian cameraman.

01:43:41.465 --> 01:43:44.467
Omar, third most.
He'll be Donny's assistant.

01:43:45.011 --> 01:43:46.136
I don't speak Italian..

01:43:46.220 --> 01:43:49.598
Like I said, third best.
Just keep your
fucking mouth shut.

01:43:49.682 --> 01:43:51.224
In fact,
why don't you start
practicing right now?

01:43:53.352 --> 01:43:55.395
(SPEAKING GERMAN)

01:43:55.479 --> 01:43:56.563
(CHUCKLES)

01:44:32.808 --> 01:45:09.928
(SPEAKING GERMAN)

01:45:16.852 --> 01:45:18.895
(MOTORCYCLE ENG IN ES STARTING)

01:45:23.651 --> 01:45:25.485
(SPEAKING GERMAN)

01:45:34.161 --> 01:45:35.161
(KISSES)

01:45:38.290 --> 01:45:40.500
(DRAMATIC ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

01:47:18.808 --> 01:47:20.058
(SPEAKING FRENCH)

01:47:20.601 --> 01:47:21.601
Yes.

01:47:34.490 --> 01:47:47.252
(SPEAKING FRENCH)

01:47:52.007 --> 01:47:53.049
(MAN SPEAKING FRENCH)

01:47:55.386 --> 01:47:56.386
(SPEAKING FRENCH)

01:49:40.866 --> 01:49:50.583
(SPEAKING GERMAN)

01:50:16.944 --> 01:50:18.027
(SPEAKING FRENCH)

01:50:24.785 --> 01:51:16.461
(SPEAKING GERMAN)

01:51:46.742 --> 01:51:47.992
(LAUGHING)

01:51:55.542 --> 01:51:57.460
(LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)

01:53:25.841 --> 01:53:36.601
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

01:53:50.866 --> 01:53:58.664
Gorlomi?

01:54:02.252 --> 01:54:08.132
Gorlomi.

01:54:12.638 --> 01:54:14.388
(SOFTLY) Gorlomi.

01:54:14.473 --> 01:54:15.973
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

01:54:16.934 --> 01:54:18.768
Antonio Margheriti.

01:54:21.313 --> 01:54:30.029
Margheriti.

01:54:30.447 --> 01:54:31.781
HANS: Margheriti.

01:54:32.950 --> 01:54:33.950
Dominick Decocco.

01:54:34.076 --> 01:54:36.452
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)
Dominick Decocco.

01:54:37.746 --> 01:54:39.455
(SPEAKING GERMAN)

01:54:41.083 --> 01:54:43.334
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

01:54:45.379 --> 01:54:47.713
(SPEAKING GERMAN)

01:54:52.177 --> 01:54:54.011
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

01:54:59.309 --> 01:55:01.435
(ALL SAYING GOODBYE
IN ITALIAN)

01:55:14.199 --> 01:55:15.616
(BOTH LAUGHING)

01:55:37.598 --> 01:55:39.056
(SPEAKING GERMAN)

01:55:47.024 --> 01:55:48.524
(IN DISTINCT CHATTERING)

01:56:02.914 --> 01:56:04.373
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

01:56:08.170 --> 01:56:09.795
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

01:56:17.304 --> 01:56:18.971
(BOTH LAUGHING)

01:56:19.723 --> 01:56:31.901
(SPEAKING FRENCH)

01:57:27.332 --> 01:57:36.048
(SPEAKING GERMAN)

01:57:36.133 --> 01:57:38.384
(HANS SPEAKING GERMAN)

01:57:56.194 --> 01:57:57.862
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

01:57:58.572 --> 01:58:01.157
(USH ER CONTl N U ES
AN NOU NCING IN GERMAN)

01:58:09.958 --> 01:58:41.697
(SPEAKING GERMAN)

01:59:19.986 --> 01:59:21.529
(GASPS SOFTLY)

02:00:21.298 --> 02:00:22.923
(SPEAKING FRENCH)

02:00:23.842 --> 02:00:25.634
What's that
American expression?

02:00:25.719 --> 02:00:28.137
"If the shoe fits,
you must wear it."

02:00:28.388 --> 02:00:30.097
(CHUCKLES)

02:00:33.810 --> 02:00:35.352
(SPEAKING GERMAN)

02:00:37.230 --> 02:00:38.647
(HANS EXCLAlMING)

02:00:38.732 --> 02:00:40.149
(VON HAMMERSMARK G RU NTING)

02:01:08.094 --> 02:01:09.845
(VON HAMMERSMARK SIGHS)

02:01:09.930 --> 02:01:11.513
(HANS PANTING)

02:01:26.571 --> 02:01:27.947
(SPEAKING GERMAN)

02:01:31.618 --> 02:01:36.205
ALDO: Fucking shithead.
Faggot fuck. Fuck you!

02:01:36.331 --> 02:01:38.332
Bunch of shithead fuck.

02:01:41.252 --> 02:01:42.795
Fuck you, too!

02:01:45.423 --> 02:01:49.551
Goddamn Nazi farts,
sons of bitches!
Get your hands off me.

02:01:50.053 --> 02:01:53.555
You fucking
bratwurst-smelling...
Goddamn you! Get off!

02:01:59.062 --> 02:02:00.187
Hmm.

02:02:00.271 --> 02:02:10.823
(SPEAKING GERMAN)

02:02:12.117 --> 02:02:13.450
You Jerry-banging,
Limburg-smelling...

02:02:13.535 --> 02:02:14.576
(SPEAKING GERMAN)

02:02:17.706 --> 02:02:19.999
As Stanley said
to Livingstone,

02:02:20.083 --> 02:02:22.251
Lieutenant Aldo Raine,
I presume?

02:02:23.169 --> 02:02:24.545
Hans Landa.

02:02:24.713 --> 02:02:26.630
(TRUCK ENG IN E STARTING)

02:02:26.715 --> 02:02:29.091
You've had
a nice long run, Aldo.

02:02:30.010 --> 02:02:32.845
Alas, you're now
in the hands of the SS.

02:02:32.929 --> 02:02:34.471
My hands to be exact.

02:02:34.556 --> 02:02:38.267
And they've been waiting
a long time to touch you.

02:02:42.147 --> 02:02:43.939
Caught you flinching.

02:02:48.153 --> 02:02:50.362
ALDO: Touch me again,
Kraut-burger.

02:03:06.212 --> 02:03:07.212
Utivich?

02:03:07.297 --> 02:03:08.714
Is that you,
Lieutenant?

02:03:08.798 --> 02:03:09.882
Yeah.

02:03:10.467 --> 02:03:12.551
Do you know
what happened to Donny?

02:03:12.635 --> 02:03:13.761
Omar?

02:03:14.471 --> 02:03:15.471
The woman?

02:03:15.555 --> 02:03:16.805
No, I do not.

02:04:03.353 --> 02:04:06.897
Tell me, Aldo,
if I were sitting
where you're sitting,

02:04:06.981 --> 02:04:08.941
would you
show me mercy?

02:04:13.530 --> 02:04:14.655
Nope.

02:04:15.323 --> 02:04:18.575
What is that
English expression
about shoes and feet?

02:04:18.660 --> 02:04:22.204
"Looks like the shoe is
on the other foot." Yeah,
I was just thinking that.

02:04:22.372 --> 02:04:23.455
(SPEAKING GERMAN)

02:04:35.260 --> 02:04:38.137
So you're Aldo the Apache.

02:04:39.264 --> 02:04:40.472
So you're The Jew H unter.

02:04:40.557 --> 02:04:42.266
I'm a detective.

02:04:42.350 --> 02:04:44.226
A damn good detective.

02:04:44.561 --> 02:04:46.145
Finding people
is my specialty,

02:04:46.229 --> 02:04:48.647
so naturally,
I worked for the Nazis
finding people.

02:04:48.731 --> 02:04:51.859
And, yes,
some of them were Jews.
But Jew H unter?

02:04:51.943 --> 02:04:53.110
(SNORTS)

02:04:53.194 --> 02:04:55.070
Just a name that stuck.

02:04:55.530 --> 02:04:58.323
Well, you do
have to admit,
it is catchy.

02:04:59.784 --> 02:05:02.953
Do you control the nicknames
your enemies bestow on you?

02:05:03.037 --> 02:05:05.539
Aldo the Apache
and the Little Man?

02:05:06.624 --> 02:05:08.750
What do you mean
the Little Man?

02:05:08.835 --> 02:05:10.627
Germans' nickname for you.

02:05:10.712 --> 02:05:13.755
The Germans' nickname for me
is the Little Man?

02:05:14.132 --> 02:05:18.677
And as if to make my point,
I'm a little surprised how
tall you were in real life.

02:05:18.761 --> 02:05:21.180
I mean,
you're a little fellow, but
not circus-midget little,

02:05:21.264 --> 02:05:23.056
as your reputation
would suggest.

02:05:23.141 --> 02:05:24.683
Where's my men?

02:05:25.226 --> 02:05:27.561
Where's
Bridget von Hammersmark?

02:05:30.440 --> 02:05:33.609
Well, let's just say,
she got what she deserved.

02:05:36.112 --> 02:05:38.614
And when you purchase
friends like Bridget
von Hammersmark,

02:05:38.698 --> 02:05:40.699
you get what you pay for.

02:05:42.118 --> 02:05:47.122
Now as far as your paesanos,
Sergeant Donowitz
and Private Omar...

02:05:47.207 --> 02:05:49.124
How you know our names?

02:05:49.709 --> 02:05:51.293
Lieutenant Aldo,

02:05:53.171 --> 02:05:54.588
if you don't think
I wouldn't interrogate

02:05:54.672 --> 02:05:58.050
every single one of your
swastika-marked survivors,

02:06:00.470 --> 02:06:04.056
we simply aren't
operating on the level of
mutual respect I assumed.

02:06:04.140 --> 02:06:05.724
No, I guess not.

02:06:05.934 --> 02:06:11.063
Well, back to
the whereabouts of your
two Italian. saboteurs.

02:06:14.234 --> 02:06:15.984
As of this moment,

02:06:16.069 --> 02:06:20.906
both Omar and Donowitz
should be sitting in the
very seats we left them in.

02:06:21.532 --> 02:06:25.160
Double-zero 23
and double-zero 24,
if my memory serves.

02:06:25.912 --> 02:06:29.331
Explosives
still around their ankles,
still ready to explode.

02:06:29.415 --> 02:06:32.668
And your mission,
some would call
a terrorist plot,

02:06:32.752 --> 02:06:35.254
as of this moment,
is still a go.

02:06:35.338 --> 02:06:38.674
That's a pretty
exciting story.
What's next? Eliza on lce?

02:06:38.758 --> 02:06:40.008
However,

02:06:41.886 --> 02:06:45.013
all I have to do is pick up
this phone right here,

02:06:45.098 --> 02:06:47.933
inform the cinema,
and your plan is kaput.

02:06:50.353 --> 02:06:55.565
If they're still here,
and if they're still alive,
and that's one big if,

02:06:56.901 --> 02:06:58.694
there ain't no way
you're going
to take them boys

02:06:58.778 --> 02:07:00.404
without setting off
them bombs.

02:07:00.488 --> 02:07:02.239
I have no doubt.

02:07:02.323 --> 02:07:05.617
And, yes,
some Germans will die.
Yes, it will ruin the evening.

02:07:05.702 --> 02:07:08.620
And, yes, GoebbeIs will be
very, very, very mad at you

02:07:08.705 --> 02:07:10.789
for what you've done
to his big night.

02:07:12.041 --> 02:07:14.334
But you won't get Hitler,
you won't get Goebbels,

02:07:14.419 --> 02:07:17.462
you won't get Goring,
and you won't get Bormann.

02:07:17.547 --> 02:07:20.132
And you need all four
to end the war.

02:07:21.801 --> 02:07:24.970
But if I don't pick up
this phone right here,

02:07:25.054 --> 02:07:27.389
you may very well
get all four.

02:07:28.641 --> 02:07:33.478
And if you get all four,
you end the war

02:07:34.731 --> 02:07:35.981
tonight.

02:07:37.358 --> 02:07:38.900
So, gentlemen,

02:07:39.610 --> 02:07:42.821
let's discuss the prospect
of ending the war tonight.

02:07:45.742 --> 02:07:47.576
So, the way I see it,

02:07:47.660 --> 02:07:51.872
since Hitler's death
or possible rescue rests
solely on my reaction,

02:07:52.540 --> 02:07:54.124
if I do nothing,

02:07:54.542 --> 02:07:57.252
it's as if
I'm causing his death
even more than yourselves.

02:07:57.337 --> 02:07:58.587
Wouldn't you agree?

02:07:59.255 --> 02:08:00.589
I guess so.

02:08:03.176 --> 02:08:05.177
How about you,
Utivich?

02:08:05.261 --> 02:08:06.887
I guess so, too.

02:08:12.435 --> 02:08:13.685
Gentlemen,
l have no intention

02:08:13.770 --> 02:08:16.855
of killing Hitler and killing
GoebbeIs and killing Goring
and killing Bormann,

02:08:16.939 --> 02:08:19.691
not to mention winning
the war single-handedly
for the Allies,

02:08:19.776 --> 02:08:23.528
only later
to find myself standing
before a Jewish tribunal.

02:08:25.615 --> 02:08:29.159
If you want to win
the war tonight,

02:08:30.787 --> 02:08:32.954
we have to make a deal.

02:08:35.958 --> 02:08:37.709
What kind of deal?

02:08:37.794 --> 02:08:40.337
The kind you wouldn't
have the authority to make.

02:08:40.421 --> 02:08:44.966
However, I'm sure
this mission of yours has
a commanding officer.

02:08:45.968 --> 02:08:47.302
A general.

02:08:47.970 --> 02:08:49.638
I'm betting for...

02:08:51.349 --> 02:08:53.266
OSS would be my guess.

02:08:55.978 --> 02:08:57.104
(EXCLAlMS)

02:08:57.188 --> 02:08:59.648
That's a bingo!

02:09:02.652 --> 02:09:05.153
Is that the way you say it?
"That's a bingo."

02:09:05.238 --> 02:09:07.114
You just say, "Bingo."

02:09:07.198 --> 02:09:09.449
Bingo! How fun.

02:09:11.869 --> 02:09:14.955
But I digress.
Where were we?
Yeah! Make a deal.

02:09:15.498 --> 02:09:19.918
Over there is a very capable
two-way radio
and sitting behind it

02:09:20.002 --> 02:09:24.172
is a more than capable
radio operator named Hermann.

02:09:24.507 --> 02:09:26.842
Get me someone
on the other end
of that radio

02:09:26.926 --> 02:09:29.970
with the power of the pen
to authorize my,

02:09:30.054 --> 02:09:32.973
let's call it,
the terms of my
conditional surrender.

02:09:33.057 --> 02:09:35.475
If that tastes better
going down.

02:09:36.269 --> 02:09:37.519
You know,
where I'm from...

02:09:37.603 --> 02:09:39.479
Yeah?
Where is that exactly?

02:09:39.564 --> 02:09:41.606
Maynardville,
Tennessee.

02:09:41.691 --> 02:09:44.151
I've done my share
of bootlegging.

02:09:44.360 --> 02:09:48.029
Up there, if you engage
in what the federal government
calIs illegal activity,

02:09:48.114 --> 02:09:50.240
but what we call just a man
trying to make a living
for his family

02:09:50.324 --> 02:09:54.744
selling moonshine liquor,
it behooves oneself
to keep his wits.

02:09:56.706 --> 02:10:00.125
Long story short,
we hear a story
too good to be true,

02:10:00.793 --> 02:10:02.043
it ain't.

02:10:03.880 --> 02:10:06.631
Sitting in your chair,
l would probably
say the same thing,

02:10:06.716 --> 02:10:11.428
and 999. 999 times
out of a million,
you would be correct.

02:10:13.431 --> 02:10:17.017
But in the pages of history,
every once in a while,

02:10:17.602 --> 02:10:20.979
fate reaches out
and extends its hand.

02:10:27.820 --> 02:10:29.779
What shall
the history books read?

02:10:29.989 --> 02:10:31.865
(PEOPLE ON FILM SHOUTING)

02:10:31.949 --> 02:10:33.450
(GUNFIRE)

02:10:38.039 --> 02:10:39.748
(SPEAKING GERMAN)

02:10:55.556 --> 02:10:56.556
(SCREAMING)

02:10:56.641 --> 02:10:59.851
MAN: I implore you.
We must destroy that tower.

02:11:01.270 --> 02:11:02.896
Sarge, that tower...

02:11:22.458 --> 02:11:24.376
MAN: The tower stands!

02:11:26.629 --> 02:11:27.671
(SPEAKING GERMAN)

02:11:31.509 --> 02:11:34.010
Psst! Psst!

02:11:42.019 --> 02:11:43.812
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

02:12:14.844 --> 02:12:16.511
(SPEAKING FRENCH)

02:12:52.381 --> 02:12:53.673
(GUNFIRE)

02:12:56.302 --> 02:12:58.136
(PEOPLE CHEERING)

02:14:04.120 --> 02:14:06.287
HANS: So when
the military history
of this night is written,

02:14:06.372 --> 02:14:10.041
it will be recorded
that I was part
of Operation Kino

02:14:10.126 --> 02:14:12.919
from the very beginning
as a double agent.

02:14:13.003 --> 02:14:17.048
Anything I've done
in my guise
as an SS Colonel

02:14:17.133 --> 02:14:20.176
was sanctioned by the OSS
as a necessary evil

02:14:20.261 --> 02:14:22.971
to establish my cover
with the Germans.

02:14:23.180 --> 02:14:26.474
And it was my placement
of Lieutenant Raine's
dynamite

02:14:26.559 --> 02:14:29.519
in Hitler and Goebbels'
opera box that
assured their demise.

02:14:30.521 --> 02:14:37.485
(SPEAKING GERMAN)

02:14:46.662 --> 02:14:49.664
By the way,
that last part
is actually true.

02:14:49.749 --> 02:14:54.669
I want my full
military pension and benefits
under my proper rank.

02:14:55.004 --> 02:14:57.422
I want to receive
the Congressional
Medal of Honor

02:14:57.506 --> 02:15:01.468
for my invaluable assistance
in the toppling
of the Third Reich.

02:15:02.887 --> 02:15:05.972
In fact,
I want all the members
of Operation Kino

02:15:06.056 --> 02:15:09.017
to receive the
Congressional Medal of Honor.

02:15:09.393 --> 02:15:13.104
Full citizenship for myself.
Well, that goes
without saying.

02:15:13.397 --> 02:15:16.608
And I would like
the U nited States of America

02:15:16.692 --> 02:15:20.779
to purchase property for me
on Nantucket lsland

02:15:20.863 --> 02:15:24.115
as a reward for all
the countless lives
I've saved

02:15:24.200 --> 02:15:26.534
by bringing the tyranny
of the National
Socialist Party

02:15:26.619 --> 02:15:30.246
to a swifter-than-imagined
end. Do you have
all that, sir?

02:15:32.041 --> 02:15:35.502
I look forward to seeing you
face to face as well, sir.

02:15:36.378 --> 02:15:38.588
Lieutenant Raine?
Right here.

02:15:41.801 --> 02:15:43.009
Yes, sir.

02:15:43.093 --> 02:15:46.846
GENERAL: Colonel Landa will
put you and Private Utivich
in a truck as prisoners.

02:15:46.931 --> 02:15:51.309
Then he and his radio operator
will get in the truck
and drive to our lines.

02:15:51.393 --> 02:15:55.980
Upon crossing our lines,
Colonel Landa and his man
will surrender to you.

02:15:56.065 --> 02:15:58.608
You will then take over
driving of the truck

02:15:58.692 --> 02:16:02.070
and bring them straight
to me for debriefing.
Is that clear, Lieutenant?

02:16:02.154 --> 02:16:03.279
Yes, sir.

02:16:03.364 --> 02:16:04.823
Over and out.

02:16:12.915 --> 02:16:14.457
(GUNFIRE)

02:16:14.542 --> 02:16:16.251
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

02:16:22.925 --> 02:16:26.344
(LAUGHING)

02:16:29.306 --> 02:16:34.978
(SPEAKING GERMAN)

02:16:48.868 --> 02:16:50.285
(CHIMING)

02:17:40.711 --> 02:17:42.337
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

02:17:44.506 --> 02:17:55.600
(SPEAKING FRENCH)

02:19:38.662 --> 02:19:39.704
(SIGHS)

02:19:51.133 --> 02:19:52.759
(GUNFIRE ON FILM)

02:19:57.181 --> 02:19:58.306
(GROANS)

02:20:31.924 --> 02:20:33.216
(MOANS)

02:21:27.104 --> 02:21:28.104
(SCREAMS)

02:21:49.001 --> 02:21:51.586
When I kill that guy,
you got 30 feet
to get to that guard.

02:21:51.670 --> 02:21:53.629
Can you do it?
I have to.

02:22:14.818 --> 02:22:16.611
(AU DIENCE CHEERING)

02:22:23.869 --> 02:22:25.203
Champagne?

02:22:25.537 --> 02:22:26.537
(GUNSHOT)

02:22:40.469 --> 02:22:41.636
(SCREAMING)

02:22:43.222 --> 02:22:44.639
(LAUGHING)

02:22:46.892 --> 02:22:54.065
(SPEAKING GERMAN)

02:23:17.047 --> 02:23:19.757
Who wants to send
a message to Germany?

02:23:20.592 --> 02:23:22.927
I have a message
for Germany.

02:23:26.390 --> 02:23:28.641
That you are
all going to die.

02:23:29.685 --> 02:23:32.061
(SPEAKING GERMAN)

02:23:32.396 --> 02:23:37.817
And I want you to look deep
into the face of the Jew
who's going to do it!

02:23:37.943 --> 02:23:39.819
(SPEAKING GERMAN)

02:23:39.903 --> 02:23:42.989
Marcel, burn it down.

02:23:43.991 --> 02:23:45.491
Oui, Shosanna.

02:23:52.749 --> 02:23:54.583
(LAUGHING)

02:23:56.211 --> 02:23:57.878
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

02:24:20.944 --> 02:24:23.070
My name
is Shosanna Dreyfus,

02:24:23.447 --> 02:24:25.031
and this is the face

02:24:26.992 --> 02:24:29.327
of Jewish vengeance.

02:25:11.244 --> 02:25:13.079
(SHOSANNA LAUGHING)

02:26:25.360 --> 02:26:30.156
(SPEAKING GERMAN)

02:26:34.995 --> 02:26:36.787
HANS: Hermann,
uncuff them.

02:26:55.432 --> 02:26:59.435
I'm officially surrendering
myself over to you,
Lieutenant Raine.

02:27:00.562 --> 02:27:02.354
We're your prisoners.

02:27:03.190 --> 02:27:04.899
How about my knife?

02:27:05.567 --> 02:27:07.026
(CHUCKLES)

02:27:10.864 --> 02:27:12.823
Thank you very much,
Colonel.

02:27:12.908 --> 02:27:15.993
Utivich, cuff
the Colonel's hands
behind his back.

02:27:16.077 --> 02:27:18.287
Is that really
necessary?

02:27:18.371 --> 02:27:20.456
I'm a slave
to appearances.

02:27:21.124 --> 02:27:22.500
(GUNSHOT)

02:27:23.627 --> 02:27:25.127
Scalp Hermann.

02:27:26.796 --> 02:27:28.464
Are you mad?

02:27:28.840 --> 02:27:30.591
What have you done?

02:27:31.092 --> 02:27:34.428
I made a deal
with your general
for that man's life!

02:27:35.514 --> 02:27:38.891
Yeah, they made that deal.
But they don't give a fuck
about him. They need you.

02:27:38.975 --> 02:27:40.935
You'll be shot for this!

02:27:41.603 --> 02:27:45.105
Nah, I don't think so.
More like chewed out.
I've been chewed out before.

02:27:46.441 --> 02:27:50.611
You know, Utivich and myself
heard that deal you made
with the brass.

02:27:51.071 --> 02:27:52.821
End the war tonight?

02:27:54.241 --> 02:27:55.783
I'd make that deal.

02:27:55.867 --> 02:27:57.701
How about you, Utivich?
You make that deal?

02:27:57.786 --> 02:27:58.786
I'd make that deal.

02:27:58.870 --> 02:28:01.372
I don't blame you.
Damn good deal.

02:28:02.123 --> 02:28:05.251
And that pretty little nest
you feathered for yourself.

02:28:05.335 --> 02:28:08.712
Well, if you're
willing to barbecue
the whole H igh Command,

02:28:08.797 --> 02:28:11.799
l suppose that's worth
certain considerations.

02:28:12.551 --> 02:28:14.635
But I do have
one question.

02:28:15.720 --> 02:28:18.472
When you get
to your little place
on Nantucket lsland,

02:28:18.557 --> 02:28:23.102
l imagine you are going to
take off that handsome-looking
SS uniform of yours.

02:28:23.186 --> 02:28:24.520
Ain't you?

02:28:28.483 --> 02:28:30.359
That's what I thought.

02:28:31.111 --> 02:28:32.987
Now, that I can't abide.

02:28:34.406 --> 02:28:36.699
How about you, Utivich,
can you abide it?

02:28:36.783 --> 02:28:38.659
Not one damn bit, sir.

02:28:40.287 --> 02:28:42.371
I mean,
if I had my way,

02:28:42.872 --> 02:28:47.334
you'd wear that
goddamn uniform for the rest
of your pecker-sucking life.

02:28:48.837 --> 02:28:49.837
But I'm aware
that ain't practical.

02:28:49.921 --> 02:28:52.965
I mean, at some point,
you're going to have
to take it off.

02:28:53.049 --> 02:28:54.174
So,

02:28:55.135 --> 02:28:58.846
I'm going to give you
a little something
you can't take off.

02:29:02.142 --> 02:29:04.351
(HANS SCREAMING)

02:29:23.788 --> 02:29:25.914
You know something,
Utivich?

02:29:26.291 --> 02:29:29.084
I think this just might be
my masterpiece.