WEBVTT 00:00:44.149 --> 00:00:46.499 align:center Fuck. Fuck. 00:00:47.108 --> 00:00:48.370 align:center Fuck. 00:00:48.892 --> 00:00:51.460 align:center Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. 00:00:52.592 --> 00:00:54.289 align:center Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. 00:00:57.466 --> 00:00:59.642 align:center Fuck. 00:01:00.469 --> 00:01:02.079 align:center Erika. 00:01:21.969 --> 00:01:24.406 align:center I'm a slave to this vagina. 00:01:26.147 --> 00:01:28.280 align:center - Join the fucking club. - Hmm. 00:01:28.323 --> 00:01:30.107 align:center I think all this gum-chewing is giving me TMJ. 00:01:30.151 --> 00:01:32.414 align:center Oh, please. 00:01:32.458 --> 00:01:34.503 align:center My jaw's still sore from all the dick I sucked 00:01:34.547 --> 00:01:36.288 align:center in Laguna last weekend. 00:01:38.551 --> 00:01:40.335 align:center You know, I kind of thought this job 00:01:40.379 --> 00:01:42.555 align:center was gonna be a little bit more intellectually stimulating. 00:01:44.339 --> 00:01:45.993 align:center Oh, you're serious. 00:01:46.733 --> 00:01:48.735 align:center But I, like, seriously need the money, 00:01:48.778 --> 00:01:50.302 align:center so I guess beggars can't be choosers. 00:01:50.345 --> 00:01:51.868 align:center Wait, wait, wait. 00:01:52.478 --> 00:01:54.175 align:center - You don't have a trust fund? - Huh? 00:01:54.219 --> 00:01:55.394 align:center What are you, an orphan? 00:01:55.437 --> 00:01:56.482 align:center Hmm. 00:01:57.178 --> 00:01:59.702 align:center Oh, shit. Vikktor, twelve o'clock. 00:02:00.747 --> 00:02:01.835 align:center Elliot. 00:02:02.531 --> 00:02:05.447 align:center Erika would like to see you in her office. 00:02:06.056 --> 00:02:07.449 align:center Me? 00:02:07.493 --> 00:02:08.842 align:center Well, you know I hate criticism, 00:02:08.885 --> 00:02:10.626 align:center especially when it's accurate. 00:02:10.670 --> 00:02:13.629 align:center Art these days is all about more noise, more commotion, 00:02:13.673 --> 00:02:15.936 align:center otherwise you might as well be zombie-scrolling TikTok. 00:02:16.284 --> 00:02:18.068 align:center It's so "my cock's bigger than yours" 00:02:18.112 --> 00:02:19.722 align:center and it's so fucking boring. 00:02:19.766 --> 00:02:21.507 align:center And I'm bored. I'm bored. Bye. 00:02:21.550 --> 00:02:23.509 align:center Ugh, sorry about that. 00:02:23.552 --> 00:02:25.119 align:center Oh, no problem. 00:02:27.382 --> 00:02:28.775 align:center Elliot. 00:02:29.993 --> 00:02:31.430 align:center Yes. 00:02:31.473 --> 00:02:32.953 align:center How long have you been working for me now? 00:02:32.996 --> 00:02:34.389 align:center A little over a week, I think. 00:02:34.433 --> 00:02:36.826 align:center Wow. That long already. 00:02:38.219 --> 00:02:40.265 align:center And how are you liking it here? 00:02:41.266 --> 00:02:43.180 align:center - I love it. - Oh. 00:02:43.746 --> 00:02:46.619 align:center - I see you've signed your NDA. - Hmm? 00:02:47.184 --> 00:02:48.751 align:center In your application packet. 00:02:48.795 --> 00:02:52.189 align:center Yep. Yes. Uh-huh. 00:02:52.233 --> 00:02:54.888 align:center Well, we all think you're doing an excellent job here. 00:02:54.931 --> 00:02:56.585 align:center Oh, great. 00:02:56.629 --> 00:02:58.152 align:center But... 00:03:01.895 --> 00:03:05.768 align:center There is... There is something I need to speak with you about. 00:03:06.639 --> 00:03:08.597 align:center I wouldn't want you to take this the wrong way. 00:03:08.641 --> 00:03:11.383 align:center but the way you've been looking at me 00:03:11.426 --> 00:03:13.254 align:center has been making me feel uncomfortable. 00:03:15.561 --> 00:03:17.302 align:center What? 00:03:17.345 --> 00:03:21.001 align:center Don't pretend you haven't been flirting with me, Elliot. 00:03:21.044 --> 00:03:23.656 align:center And it is entirely inappropriate in the workplace. 00:03:24.657 --> 00:03:26.398 align:center Oh, my God. 00:03:26.441 --> 00:03:27.921 align:center I am so sorry. 00:03:27.964 --> 00:03:28.965 align:center I, um... 00:03:30.184 --> 00:03:32.534 align:center I don't even know what I've been doing, exactly, 00:03:32.578 --> 00:03:36.146 align:center but I promise, whatever it is, I-I will stop immediately. 00:03:36.190 --> 00:03:38.323 align:center As long as we're really on the same page about that. 00:03:38.366 --> 00:03:40.107 align:center I would love to be on the same page. Yes. 00:03:40.150 --> 00:03:42.457 align:center Okay. Oh, gosh. 00:03:43.980 --> 00:03:48.289 align:center Life... so fucking short. Don't you think? 00:03:48.898 --> 00:03:50.770 align:center Do you have a girlfriend? 00:03:51.161 --> 00:03:53.642 align:center What? I'm sorry. I-- 00:03:54.513 --> 00:03:58.865 align:center Um, aren't you not supposed to ask questions like that? 00:03:58.908 --> 00:04:00.257 align:center I'm not. 00:04:01.607 --> 00:04:03.348 align:center Have I offended you? 00:04:03.391 --> 00:04:05.132 align:center No. No. 00:04:06.046 --> 00:04:07.961 align:center I just... 00:04:09.963 --> 00:04:12.922 align:center do... have a girlfriend. 00:04:13.488 --> 00:04:15.360 align:center Good. That helps. 00:04:15.403 --> 00:04:17.536 align:center You wouldn't get weird then. 00:04:18.275 --> 00:04:19.799 align:center Weird? 00:04:19.842 --> 00:04:21.148 align:center If we fucked. 00:04:23.716 --> 00:04:25.761 align:center So your relationship with your former employer 00:04:25.805 --> 00:04:27.589 align:center was initiated by her? 00:04:27.633 --> 00:04:32.115 align:center And you say it was primarily sexual in nature? 00:04:33.029 --> 00:04:34.335 align:center Uh-huh. 00:04:34.379 --> 00:04:36.293 align:center - What's that? - Yes. 00:04:39.209 --> 00:04:41.647 align:center - Am I a suspect here? - Depends. 00:04:43.431 --> 00:04:46.129 align:center Elliot, look. I realize it's been a long night, 00:04:46.173 --> 00:04:50.220 align:center but we really need you to tell us the whole story. 00:04:51.352 --> 00:04:54.007 align:center Okay. Yeah. I know. Um... 00:04:56.401 --> 00:04:59.491 align:center It started a couple months ago, when I was fresh out of school. 00:05:00.100 --> 00:05:02.711 align:center I was broke, and in desperate need of a job. 00:05:02.755 --> 00:05:05.801 align:center Sex and sexuality are central to my work 00:05:05.845 --> 00:05:08.848 align:center because as an artist I'm-- I'm seeking pure truth. 00:05:08.891 --> 00:05:11.851 align:center You know, what lurks beneath the facades people hide behind. 00:05:13.069 --> 00:05:14.549 align:center What are you watching? 00:05:14.593 --> 00:05:16.638 align:center It's for my interview this afternoon. 00:05:16.682 --> 00:05:19.032 align:center What interview? 00:05:19.380 --> 00:05:21.687 align:center With her. Erika Tracy. 00:05:21.730 --> 00:05:24.690 align:center I'm interviewing to be her assistant at her studio. 00:05:26.735 --> 00:05:28.868 align:center You think her boobs are real? 00:05:28.911 --> 00:05:31.044 align:center When you fuck someone, even a one-night stand, 00:05:31.087 --> 00:05:33.394 align:center you're physically and emotionally naked. 00:05:33.438 --> 00:05:36.441 align:center There's no bullshit, no presentation. 00:05:36.484 --> 00:05:38.138 align:center That person knows you better than your mother 00:05:38.181 --> 00:05:40.096 align:center or your best friend ever will. 00:05:40.445 --> 00:05:42.534 align:center She's so good with words, right? 00:05:43.273 --> 00:05:45.406 align:center - She looks kind of evil. - I know. 00:05:46.233 --> 00:05:47.582 align:center Apparently, the rumor is that 00:05:47.626 --> 00:05:49.366 align:center she, like, fucked Vincent Gallo 00:05:49.410 --> 00:05:51.760 align:center at The Brown Bunny premiere in New York when she was 18. 00:05:53.501 --> 00:05:55.155 align:center Is it embarrassing that I think that's cool? 00:05:55.982 --> 00:05:57.984 align:center Only if you care that that's embarrassing. 00:05:58.506 --> 00:06:02.249 align:center Everyone has a persona they put on in public. 00:06:02.292 --> 00:06:03.685 align:center But during sex, 00:06:03.729 --> 00:06:06.949 align:center your most intimate, primal self is revealed. 00:06:06.993 --> 00:06:08.951 align:center That's what turns me on creatively. 00:06:08.995 --> 00:06:10.823 align:center Okay, remind me what the difference is 00:06:10.866 --> 00:06:12.346 align:center between this and porn. 00:06:12.389 --> 00:06:14.304 align:center You know, lighting, context. 00:06:15.741 --> 00:06:16.916 align:center Right. 00:06:18.221 --> 00:06:19.571 align:center So does this mean that you're gonna 00:06:19.614 --> 00:06:20.963 align:center pay your share of the rent for a change? 00:06:21.790 --> 00:06:24.358 align:center Uh, I mean I have to get the job first, but I hope so. 00:06:24.967 --> 00:06:27.622 align:center Yeah. Me too. I'm tired of supporting your lazy ass. 00:06:30.190 --> 00:06:31.844 align:center Did you eat my fucking yogurt again? 00:06:31.887 --> 00:06:34.281 align:center I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'll get you more. I promise. 00:06:34.324 --> 00:06:36.065 align:center - Activia. - The green kind. 00:06:36.109 --> 00:06:37.240 align:center I know. 00:06:37.284 --> 00:06:39.025 align:center - 00:06:42.463 --> 00:06:44.247 align:center - 00:06:55.955 --> 00:06:58.479 align:center You got this, man. 00:07:12.754 --> 00:07:15.540 align:center Hi. I'm here for my 3:30 interview. 00:07:48.398 --> 00:07:49.791 align:center Elliot? 00:07:56.581 --> 00:07:58.321 align:center Should I give this to you or sh-- 00:08:12.379 --> 00:08:13.510 align:center Sh-- Should I... 00:08:16.296 --> 00:08:18.733 align:center Unless you'd rather stand for the entire interview. 00:08:18.777 --> 00:08:20.561 align:center No. No. 00:08:20.605 --> 00:08:23.042 align:center Oh, sorry. Here you go. 00:08:27.612 --> 00:08:31.659 align:center So. Tell me a little bit about yourself. 00:08:31.703 --> 00:08:35.445 align:center Well, I'm-- My name's Elliot. Um... 00:08:36.621 --> 00:08:40.450 align:center I graduated from UCLA with a BFA in New Media-- 00:08:40.494 --> 00:08:43.105 align:center That is all stuff in that resume, though. 00:08:44.280 --> 00:08:47.283 align:center - Why do you want to work here? - Oh, well, I love your work. 00:08:49.024 --> 00:08:50.852 align:center My early stuff or my recent work? 00:08:51.592 --> 00:08:54.726 align:center Uh... honestly, both. 00:08:57.424 --> 00:08:59.948 align:center Contemporary art is a scam, you know that, right? 00:09:00.688 --> 00:09:02.559 align:center Uh... Uh-huh. 00:09:02.603 --> 00:09:03.952 align:center The real art is convincing people 00:09:03.996 --> 00:09:06.085 align:center you're making something meaningful and complex, 00:09:06.128 --> 00:09:08.522 align:center when it's really just arbitrary masturbation. 00:09:10.002 --> 00:09:11.917 align:center I'm currently working on a photographic series 00:09:11.960 --> 00:09:13.483 align:center of nude men putting on make-up. 00:09:13.527 --> 00:09:15.747 align:center You should... You should pose for me. 00:09:16.312 --> 00:09:17.879 align:center Oh! 00:09:17.923 --> 00:09:20.012 align:center That's so flatter-- No, no, no. I couldn't. 00:09:20.055 --> 00:09:22.536 align:center - No, it's not really my thing. - Are you ashamed of your body? 00:09:22.884 --> 00:09:24.625 align:center Oh, no. I wouldn't say that. I just-- 00:09:24.669 --> 00:09:25.887 align:center You look bad without clothes on. 00:09:25.931 --> 00:09:27.672 align:center No, I look fine without clothes on. 00:09:27.715 --> 00:09:29.674 align:center - I don't know about that either. - Oh, is your dick a little-- 00:09:29.717 --> 00:09:31.458 align:center - No, it's just not my thing. - It's okay. 00:09:31.501 --> 00:09:33.242 align:center - No, I don't know why-- - It's fine, if it is. 00:09:33.286 --> 00:09:35.505 align:center No. My-- It's not my-- No, my dic-- 00:09:35.549 --> 00:09:36.942 align:center Oh! Sorry. I don't mean to say "dick." 00:09:36.985 --> 00:09:38.508 align:center That's a rude thing to say in an interview. 00:09:38.552 --> 00:09:40.249 align:center Oh, my God. 00:09:40.293 --> 00:09:43.557 align:center Calm down. I am fucking with you. Wow. 00:09:43.600 --> 00:09:46.473 align:center I would never say anything that inappropriate. 00:09:48.040 --> 00:09:50.129 align:center You-- Okay. Okay. 00:09:50.869 --> 00:09:53.698 align:center The, uh, door has been open the entire time 00:09:53.741 --> 00:09:57.092 align:center if you haven't noticed, as per the woke police, so... 00:09:57.136 --> 00:09:59.834 align:center Feel free to run away any time. 00:09:59.878 --> 00:10:02.576 align:center Um... No. 00:10:02.619 --> 00:10:05.405 align:center - I'm good. - Yeah. 00:10:05.840 --> 00:10:07.276 align:center Can never be too careful. 00:10:08.800 --> 00:10:10.584 align:center It's a good thing you have a sense of humor though, 00:10:10.627 --> 00:10:12.238 align:center 'cause otherwise, this is definitely 00:10:12.281 --> 00:10:13.848 align:center not the place for you. 00:10:14.370 --> 00:10:15.850 align:center Yeah. So, I'm-- 00:10:15.894 --> 00:10:17.765 align:center I'm getting that, yeah. 00:10:17.809 --> 00:10:19.288 align:center Okay, you're hired. 00:10:19.332 --> 00:10:20.202 align:center - Really? - Yeah. 00:10:20.246 --> 00:10:21.682 align:center Holy sh-- Wow. 00:10:21.726 --> 00:10:23.466 align:center Yeah, this was just a formality. 00:10:24.337 --> 00:10:26.078 align:center - Oh, my God. - But, you just-- 00:10:26.121 --> 00:10:29.559 align:center You need to just... loosen up. You're very tightly wound. 00:10:29.603 --> 00:10:31.039 align:center And a little loud. 00:10:31.083 --> 00:10:32.998 align:center Uh, yeah. No problem. I can 100% do that. 00:10:33.041 --> 00:10:34.042 align:center All right. 00:10:36.218 --> 00:10:37.829 align:center - Bye-bye. - Is it-- Okay. 00:10:38.394 --> 00:10:42.007 align:center Um... I-- Oh, I-- Uh, thanks. 00:10:42.050 --> 00:10:43.748 align:center Thank you. Honestly. 00:10:43.791 --> 00:10:47.055 align:center So Erika began grooming you the day that you met her? 00:10:47.795 --> 00:10:49.405 align:center "Grooming" is kind of a loaded word. 00:10:49.449 --> 00:10:52.887 align:center I mean, our relationship was 100% consensual, 00:10:52.931 --> 00:10:55.629 align:center and, I mean, the attraction was definitely mutual. 00:10:55.672 --> 00:10:59.415 align:center Plus, she was only 14 1/2 years older than I was. 00:10:59.807 --> 00:11:01.940 align:center Erika was your employer, though. 00:11:03.115 --> 00:11:08.033 align:center Yes. Yeah, but, in a weird way, that dynamic is kind of what... 00:11:09.121 --> 00:11:10.600 align:center what made it so hot. 00:11:10.644 --> 00:11:12.864 align:center I mean, it was-- you know, it was forbidden. 00:11:12.907 --> 00:11:15.692 align:center It was... against society's rules. 00:11:16.302 --> 00:11:18.913 align:center So are you saying you didn't find it suspicious 00:11:18.957 --> 00:11:21.089 align:center that out of all the qualified applicants, 00:11:21.133 --> 00:11:24.789 align:center Erika hired you for the position right on the spot? 00:11:26.007 --> 00:11:29.054 align:center How awesome is that? My first post-college job! 00:11:29.097 --> 00:11:32.709 align:center Awesome. You're a pretentious artist's peon. 00:11:33.449 --> 00:11:35.974 align:center Well, Erika's actually not pretentious at all. 00:11:36.017 --> 00:11:37.714 align:center She's really cool and... 00:11:38.585 --> 00:11:39.934 align:center What are you studying? 00:11:39.978 --> 00:11:42.154 align:center My neuropharmacology exam is this Friday. 00:11:44.286 --> 00:11:45.897 align:center What? 00:11:46.767 --> 00:11:50.379 align:center I thought maybe we could have some celebration sex. 00:11:50.423 --> 00:11:52.991 align:center We just had sex 11 days ago. 00:11:53.469 --> 00:11:55.863 align:center Unlike some people, I've got actual work to do 00:11:55.907 --> 00:11:57.560 align:center and I can't accomplish anything 00:11:57.604 --> 00:11:59.780 align:center with you constantly draining my chi energy. 00:12:04.089 --> 00:12:07.135 align:center - Come on, Doctor. Please? - You're a sex addict. 00:12:07.179 --> 00:12:10.312 align:center Sex addiction's a myth. I read it on the Internet. 00:12:11.183 --> 00:12:13.315 align:center Oh, Elliot. 00:12:13.359 --> 00:12:15.752 align:center - I want you so bad. 00:12:15.796 --> 00:12:17.450 align:center Please fuck my brains out... 00:12:17.493 --> 00:12:19.539 align:center ...with your legendary, rock-hard... 00:12:23.282 --> 00:12:24.761 align:center You know, because of you, 00:12:24.805 --> 00:12:27.852 align:center I've been masturbating a lot more than usual. 00:12:27.895 --> 00:12:30.028 align:center And, uh, I think I'm getting claw hand. 00:12:30.071 --> 00:12:33.074 align:center - Is that the medical term? - Yep. I Googled it. 00:12:33.118 --> 00:12:35.947 align:center Well, luckily, that's why God invented porn. 00:12:35.990 --> 00:12:37.600 align:center So women like me can make the world go round 00:12:37.644 --> 00:12:39.646 align:center while you men jerk off. 00:12:41.648 --> 00:12:45.391 align:center You precocious geniuses all know how to chew gum, yes? 00:12:45.782 --> 00:12:47.567 align:center Fantastic. 00:12:47.610 --> 00:12:49.917 align:center You're going to chew each piece until it is soft and juicy 00:12:49.961 --> 00:12:51.614 align:center and you are going to stick it on this canvas 00:12:51.658 --> 00:12:53.355 align:center in the clearly demarcated areas. 00:12:53.399 --> 00:12:56.663 align:center And no matter what, do not go outside of the lines. 00:12:56.706 --> 00:12:58.012 align:center Got it? 00:12:58.491 --> 00:13:00.667 align:center What are you wait for? Start chewing. 00:13:02.147 --> 00:13:04.932 align:center What an insufferable cunt. 00:13:04.976 --> 00:13:06.716 align:center Sorry. 00:13:07.761 --> 00:13:10.633 align:center Welcome to the hipster sweatshop. I'm Zap. 00:13:11.069 --> 00:13:14.550 align:center - Zach? - Zap. Like a raygun. 00:13:14.594 --> 00:13:16.683 align:center - Oh. Cool. Yeah. Elliot. - Mmm. 00:13:16.726 --> 00:13:19.381 align:center Sorry. It's just my first day. I'm a little nervous. 00:13:19.860 --> 00:13:21.470 align:center What for? 00:13:21.514 --> 00:13:24.909 align:center We're just mindless cows chewing cud in a pasture. 00:13:25.605 --> 00:13:27.563 align:center So, uh, you're an artist too? 00:13:28.477 --> 00:13:30.740 align:center I do a pornographic blog 00:13:30.784 --> 00:13:33.569 align:center about a semi-fictional G-chat conversation I'm having 00:13:33.613 --> 00:13:36.659 align:center with a priest I have never met that lives in Mexico City. 00:13:37.443 --> 00:13:39.227 align:center - You? - Uh... 00:13:40.228 --> 00:13:42.535 align:center I'm contemplating starting a podcast. 00:13:42.578 --> 00:13:44.189 align:center - Ah. - Yeah. 00:13:44.798 --> 00:13:47.888 align:center I have a very, like, active imagination. 00:13:48.280 --> 00:13:49.194 align:center You know? 00:13:52.153 --> 00:13:53.372 align:center You think Erika's hot? 00:13:53.415 --> 00:13:54.982 align:center - Uh, I guess. 00:13:55.896 --> 00:13:56.941 align:center Do you? 00:13:57.550 --> 00:13:59.117 align:center She's a fucking goddess. 00:13:59.856 --> 00:14:02.859 align:center But she has a real vadge though, which is where I draw the line. 00:14:03.382 --> 00:14:05.514 align:center But I know someone who has had sex with someone 00:14:05.558 --> 00:14:06.994 align:center who was in an orgy with her once. 00:14:07.038 --> 00:14:08.735 align:center - Really? An orgy? - Uh-huh. 00:14:08.778 --> 00:14:09.779 align:center Whoa. 00:14:10.606 --> 00:14:13.305 align:center - You never been in one, huh? - No, I haven't. Have you? 00:14:13.696 --> 00:14:15.263 align:center This morning. 00:14:15.307 --> 00:14:19.572 align:center Wow. So you're... pan then, or I guess-- 00:14:19.615 --> 00:14:22.009 align:center No, Elliot. 00:14:22.053 --> 00:14:23.924 align:center I am fucking gay. 00:14:23.968 --> 00:14:26.666 align:center None of this no-label amorphous bullshit for me. 00:14:27.449 --> 00:14:29.190 align:center - You? - Well, I have a girlfriend. 00:14:29.234 --> 00:14:32.628 align:center But I definitely feel identified with the... the queer community. 00:14:32.672 --> 00:14:34.195 align:center You ever suck a dick? 00:14:34.543 --> 00:14:36.197 align:center No, I haven't. 00:14:36.241 --> 00:14:37.720 align:center Well, look at that. You're straight. 00:14:37.764 --> 00:14:39.331 align:center - Oh, is that what it is? - Elliot. 00:14:41.115 --> 00:14:45.032 align:center Oh, my God. Sorry. The gum hit the back of my-- 00:14:45.859 --> 00:14:47.208 align:center Are you okay? 00:14:47.556 --> 00:14:49.123 align:center Great. Do you have a car? 00:14:49.558 --> 00:14:51.082 align:center - Yep. - I need you to follow me home, 00:14:51.125 --> 00:14:52.909 align:center 'cause there's something I need you to move for me. 00:14:52.953 --> 00:14:55.738 align:center Put your number in here. I'll text you the address. 00:15:03.833 --> 00:15:05.400 align:center Are you coming, or--? 00:15:05.444 --> 00:15:08.795 align:center - Hello. Elliot. - Sorry. Yes. No, I can-- Yeah. 00:15:09.404 --> 00:15:10.884 align:center Tip it. Lift it up. 00:15:11.841 --> 00:15:13.930 align:center Good. Now just be careful. 00:15:13.974 --> 00:15:15.410 align:center I paid a small fortune for that thing. 00:15:15.454 --> 00:15:17.282 align:center Just... careful. 00:15:20.720 --> 00:15:23.157 align:center - All right. Uh... 00:15:23.201 --> 00:15:24.550 align:center Just on the ground over there. 00:15:24.593 --> 00:15:26.247 align:center - Sorry? Oh. - Yeah. 00:15:27.248 --> 00:15:30.208 align:center I could have done it myself, but I don't do manual labor, so-- 00:15:30.251 --> 00:15:32.036 align:center Yeah. 00:15:32.645 --> 00:15:33.907 align:center Mmm. 00:15:36.823 --> 00:15:38.912 align:center - What do you think? - Of? 00:15:38.955 --> 00:15:41.175 align:center - The-- - Oh, I, uh, like it. 00:15:41.219 --> 00:15:42.394 align:center Why? 00:15:42.437 --> 00:15:45.310 align:center It's very... succinct. 00:15:45.962 --> 00:15:47.181 align:center Succinct. 00:15:47.747 --> 00:15:49.401 align:center I paid 20 thousand dollars for that, 00:15:49.444 --> 00:15:51.098 align:center and that's the best thing you can come up with? 00:15:51.142 --> 00:15:53.753 align:center Why'd you buy it anyway? 00:15:55.450 --> 00:15:57.017 align:center Yesterday you said contemporary art's, what, a scam? 00:15:57.061 --> 00:15:59.193 align:center I don't know, I just say bullshit sometimes 00:15:59.237 --> 00:16:00.673 align:center to see if anyone's listening. 00:16:00.716 --> 00:16:02.327 align:center I'm gonna have a Spindrift. You want one? 00:16:02.370 --> 00:16:05.156 align:center Uh, yeah, a Spindrift sounds great. Thanks. 00:16:05.199 --> 00:16:06.940 align:center My issue with art today is that 00:16:06.983 --> 00:16:09.377 align:center people care more about the celebrity status of the artist 00:16:09.421 --> 00:16:10.770 align:center than the work itself, 00:16:10.813 --> 00:16:12.859 align:center so then the actual art becomes just 00:16:12.902 --> 00:16:15.601 align:center a trace element of the trajectory of fame. 00:16:16.950 --> 00:16:18.734 align:center Why'd you become an artist anyway? 00:16:18.778 --> 00:16:20.301 align:center How much time do you have? 00:16:20.345 --> 00:16:22.303 align:center You're the one paying me. 00:16:22.956 --> 00:16:25.480 align:center - Not much, though, right? - No. 00:16:25.524 --> 00:16:27.439 align:center Okay, good. Sit. 00:16:34.750 --> 00:16:35.838 align:center Here. 00:16:36.622 --> 00:16:39.146 align:center - Oh, no, thanks. - Oh, just have one. 00:16:39.190 --> 00:16:40.930 align:center Boys your age look so hot with a cigarette. 00:16:40.974 --> 00:16:42.497 align:center You should have one. Trust me. 00:17:01.212 --> 00:17:03.736 align:center Have you read Harold Robbins? 00:17:03.779 --> 00:17:06.260 align:center - Uh, sorry, who? - Harold Ro-- Oh, God. 00:17:06.304 --> 00:17:08.784 align:center He's as much a part of the Sexual Revolution 00:17:08.828 --> 00:17:10.699 align:center as the pill or Playboy. 00:17:11.570 --> 00:17:13.224 align:center I found that 00:17:13.267 --> 00:17:14.921 align:center stashed in my mother's nightstand when I was a kid, 00:17:14.964 --> 00:17:16.488 align:center and it literally changed my life. 00:17:16.879 --> 00:17:18.707 align:center - Really? - Mmm. 00:17:18.751 --> 00:17:22.276 align:center It introduced me to unbridled Helmut Newton-style hedonism. 00:17:22.972 --> 00:17:26.324 align:center Inspired me to become a good, sexually-liberated citizen. 00:17:26.367 --> 00:17:28.978 align:center Unlike your uptight generation, by the way. 00:17:29.022 --> 00:17:30.763 align:center Oh. What do you mean? 00:17:30.806 --> 00:17:32.634 align:center I read an article the other day. 00:17:32.678 --> 00:17:35.028 align:center It said 30% of guys your age 00:17:35.071 --> 00:17:37.465 align:center haven't had intercourse in a year. 00:17:37.509 --> 00:17:40.599 align:center They'd rather watch porn or play fucking video games. 00:17:42.383 --> 00:17:44.646 align:center - It's complicated. - Complicated? 00:17:44.690 --> 00:17:46.387 align:center Gen Z's all about FOMO, 00:17:46.431 --> 00:17:47.954 align:center and yet you're willing to miss out 00:17:47.997 --> 00:17:50.043 align:center on the sexual prime of your life? 00:17:50.086 --> 00:17:52.741 align:center I think my peers have not been well-served 00:17:52.785 --> 00:17:55.831 align:center growing up in a time where nothing feels safe or okay. 00:17:55.875 --> 00:17:57.529 align:center And since our formative years were spent 00:17:57.572 --> 00:18:00.227 align:center lacking in-person socialization, 00:18:00.271 --> 00:18:03.317 align:center it's challenging for some to make eye-contact, 00:18:03.361 --> 00:18:04.971 align:center let alone have sex. 00:18:05.014 --> 00:18:06.494 align:center But what is with this bummer veil 00:18:06.538 --> 00:18:09.236 align:center cast over everything fun or exciting? 00:18:09.280 --> 00:18:11.934 align:center Not to mention the dickbags on TikTok who are like, 00:18:11.978 --> 00:18:14.807 align:center "Don't hold hands in front of me. I didn't consent to that." 00:18:14.850 --> 00:18:16.591 align:center Well, I, uh, 00:18:16.635 --> 00:18:19.028 align:center a lot of zillenials had parents and teachers 00:18:19.072 --> 00:18:21.335 align:center who would completely remove them from anything 00:18:21.379 --> 00:18:23.337 align:center that made them feel uncomfortable so... 00:18:23.903 --> 00:18:26.210 align:center Being outside your comfort zone is the whole fucking point! 00:18:26.253 --> 00:18:29.038 align:center How else do you gonna learn from your mistakes and grow? 00:18:29.822 --> 00:18:32.041 align:center Sure, people should make informed decisions 00:18:32.085 --> 00:18:33.956 align:center and not get AIDS or pregnant or whatever, 00:18:34.000 --> 00:18:35.567 align:center but sex is everything. 00:18:35.610 --> 00:18:37.699 align:center - It forges us as human beings. 00:18:37.743 --> 00:18:39.397 align:center I would not be the person I am today 00:18:39.440 --> 00:18:41.312 align:center without my carnal experiences. 00:18:41.355 --> 00:18:44.663 align:center Good, bad, men, women, "other." 00:18:44.706 --> 00:18:46.969 align:center Your time is now, kids, you know? Get it while you can. 00:18:47.013 --> 00:18:48.144 align:center Mmm-hmm. 00:18:49.668 --> 00:18:51.713 align:center Sorry. I'm rambling. - Nope! 00:18:51.757 --> 00:18:53.933 align:center It's just retro sex negativity gets me so fucking worked up. 00:18:55.369 --> 00:18:58.242 align:center No, I to-- I, uh... I totally get it. 00:18:58.851 --> 00:19:00.940 align:center Oh, fuck. I have a Zoom thing in five minutes. 00:19:00.983 --> 00:19:02.550 align:center Oh, uh... 00:19:02.594 --> 00:19:04.073 align:center You can find your way back to the studio, right? 00:19:04.117 --> 00:19:05.553 align:center Uh, yeah, of course. Thank you. 00:19:05.597 --> 00:19:07.425 align:center - Oh, borrow it. - Really? 00:19:07.468 --> 00:19:08.687 align:center Yeah. Take it. 00:19:09.905 --> 00:19:11.559 align:center Okay, cool. 00:20:09.225 --> 00:20:11.402 align:center - 00:20:30.421 --> 00:20:32.814 align:center Your entire generation is a bunch of 00:20:32.858 --> 00:20:35.904 align:center whiny, repressed weaklings. 00:20:35.948 --> 00:20:36.949 align:center Yeah. 00:20:37.776 --> 00:20:39.604 align:center You're all dying to fuck, 00:20:39.647 --> 00:20:42.781 align:center but you're too chickenshit to admit it, aren't you? 00:20:42.824 --> 00:20:45.392 align:center - Uh-huh. - Aren't you? 00:20:45.436 --> 00:20:47.481 align:center Yeah. Yeah. 00:20:47.960 --> 00:20:49.353 align:center - Aren't you? - Uh-huh. 00:20:49.396 --> 00:20:50.484 align:center Aren't you? 00:20:51.050 --> 00:20:53.269 align:center - Yes. Yes. - Aren't you? 00:20:53.313 --> 00:20:54.532 align:center - Aren't you? - Yes. 00:20:54.575 --> 00:20:56.882 align:center Aren't you? Aren't you? 00:20:56.925 --> 00:21:01.277 align:center Aren't you? Aren't you? I said, "Aren't you?" 00:21:27.782 --> 00:21:30.698 align:center After Erika loaned you the book, then what happened? 00:21:32.221 --> 00:21:37.096 align:center Well, she kind of just... left me hanging. 00:21:37.836 --> 00:21:39.403 align:center How so? 00:21:39.446 --> 00:21:41.622 align:center She was giving me the silent treatment all week. 00:21:41.666 --> 00:21:44.712 align:center I mean, so much so that I thought any spark we had 00:21:44.756 --> 00:21:46.453 align:center was just my imagination. 00:21:46.497 --> 00:21:50.239 align:center - What a colossal cocktease. - I know! Right? 00:21:50.283 --> 00:21:52.067 align:center I mean, it is probably for the best. 00:21:52.111 --> 00:21:53.417 align:center I do have a girlfriend. 00:21:53.460 --> 00:21:56.420 align:center - But-- - Oh! Oh, that's right. I forgot. 00:21:57.029 --> 00:21:57.943 align:center - Look. 00:22:00.032 --> 00:22:01.381 align:center Does she even like you? 00:22:01.425 --> 00:22:03.601 align:center Well, I mean-- I don't know. She ki-- 00:22:03.644 --> 00:22:05.777 align:center She treats me like shit most of the time. 00:22:05.820 --> 00:22:08.954 align:center I don't know. You know-- Minerva and I, on paper, 00:22:09.781 --> 00:22:11.435 align:center doesn't really make sense. She's in medical school. 00:22:11.478 --> 00:22:13.480 align:center She's super ambitious, she's focused. 00:22:14.307 --> 00:22:16.962 align:center - And, you know, I'm just... - Utterly lost and adrift? 00:22:17.876 --> 00:22:20.444 align:center I was gonna say "figuring my shit out" but... 00:22:20.487 --> 00:22:22.315 align:center - Potato, po-tah-to. - Yeah. 00:22:24.578 --> 00:22:27.407 align:center Also, she doesn't really like sex. 00:22:29.757 --> 00:22:31.193 align:center Yeah. Can I ask you a question? 00:22:31.237 --> 00:22:32.891 align:center No, I won't fuck you to see if you like it. 00:22:32.934 --> 00:22:35.850 align:center In a relationship, you know, 00:22:35.894 --> 00:22:37.939 align:center do you think about other people sexually? 00:22:38.984 --> 00:22:42.335 align:center I'm gay. We basically invented non-monogamy. 00:22:42.944 --> 00:22:44.076 align:center And anal. 00:22:49.429 --> 00:22:51.692 align:center I'm a slave to this vagina. 00:22:59.744 --> 00:23:01.963 align:center If we fucked. 00:23:05.184 --> 00:23:07.186 align:center If you're not interested, that's actually-- that's fine. 00:23:07.229 --> 00:23:08.579 align:center I don't really care. 00:23:08.622 --> 00:23:09.841 align:center It's probably a bad idea anyway. 00:23:10.537 --> 00:23:12.408 align:center I'm not sure I heard you right. 00:23:12.452 --> 00:23:15.716 align:center So you are interested then? 00:23:18.937 --> 00:23:22.941 align:center You wouldn't freak out and make working together impossible? 00:23:26.205 --> 00:23:29.251 align:center No, I wouldn't freak out. Would you freak out? 00:23:29.687 --> 00:23:32.341 align:center - No. Not at all. - Okay. 00:23:33.299 --> 00:23:35.170 align:center Why don't you close that door for me? 00:23:45.616 --> 00:23:48.096 align:center - 00:23:48.444 --> 00:23:50.142 align:center That's better. 00:23:50.185 --> 00:23:52.318 align:center Come over here so I can take a better look at you. 00:23:53.667 --> 00:23:55.974 align:center Oh, don't walk. 00:23:56.714 --> 00:23:58.367 align:center I'd really prefer if you crawled. 00:24:01.109 --> 00:24:02.633 align:center Crawl... 00:24:08.639 --> 00:24:09.770 align:center - No! - Yes. 00:24:09.814 --> 00:24:11.250 align:center - No! - I swear. 00:24:11.293 --> 00:24:13.165 align:center Why does all the cool sex deviant stuff 00:24:13.208 --> 00:24:14.209 align:center always happen to you? 00:24:14.253 --> 00:24:15.820 align:center What are you talking about? 00:24:16.211 --> 00:24:19.693 align:center I don't know. Doesn't Minerva get like super kinky sometimes? 00:24:19.737 --> 00:24:21.695 align:center That would be never. 00:24:22.740 --> 00:24:24.568 align:center She should probably just kill herself. 00:24:24.611 --> 00:24:26.482 align:center I've always said that about her. 00:24:26.526 --> 00:24:28.963 align:center I mean, listen, me and Minerva have our differences, yes, 00:24:29.007 --> 00:24:30.617 align:center but she's a good presence in my life. 00:24:30.661 --> 00:24:32.314 align:center I don't know. She grounds me. 00:24:32.358 --> 00:24:34.708 align:center Plus, she's fuckin' hot, dude. 00:24:35.187 --> 00:24:37.537 align:center She's like, what AI would generate 00:24:37.581 --> 00:24:39.887 align:center if you told it "total bitch." 00:24:40.584 --> 00:24:43.064 align:center Right. Just my type. 00:24:43.804 --> 00:24:45.980 align:center I don't even know what my type is anymore. 00:24:47.112 --> 00:24:51.420 align:center It's like lately I'm weirded out by the whole penis thing. 00:24:51.464 --> 00:24:53.248 align:center You know? 00:24:53.292 --> 00:24:55.642 align:center Like, is it just me, or does having sex, fucking somebody, 00:24:55.686 --> 00:24:57.818 align:center it kind of feels like you're inserting a tampon 00:24:57.862 --> 00:25:00.386 align:center over and over and over again? 00:25:00.429 --> 00:25:02.040 align:center I-I wouldn't know. 00:25:02.083 --> 00:25:04.390 align:center But I would venture to say it's probably just you. 00:25:04.433 --> 00:25:07.523 align:center If only, like, there was a way to have sex... 00:25:07.567 --> 00:25:09.177 align:center Uh-huh. 00:25:09.221 --> 00:25:11.440 align:center ...without the whole penis thing involved, you know? 00:25:17.229 --> 00:25:18.534 align:center Anyway. 00:25:19.318 --> 00:25:20.711 align:center When are you hooking up with Erika again? 00:25:20.754 --> 00:25:22.277 align:center I don't know, dude. 00:25:22.321 --> 00:25:24.410 align:center Do I really want to be Monica Lewinskying my boss? 00:25:24.453 --> 00:25:26.325 align:center E, she's famous. 00:25:26.368 --> 00:25:28.022 align:center You could be famous by association. 00:25:28.066 --> 00:25:29.502 align:center Like Travis Kelce. 00:25:29.981 --> 00:25:31.547 align:center Yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:25:31.591 --> 00:25:33.549 align:center God. Stop pretending like you have a conscience. 00:25:35.377 --> 00:25:36.204 align:center Ooh! 00:25:38.250 --> 00:25:39.773 align:center - Yes. 00:25:40.644 --> 00:25:42.428 align:center - Louder! - I'm a whore. 00:25:42.471 --> 00:25:44.169 align:center - I can't hear you. - I'm a whore! 00:25:44.648 --> 00:25:46.388 align:center - I'm a whore! 00:26:13.546 --> 00:26:15.200 align:center - Louder! - I'm a whore! I'm a whore! 00:26:15.243 --> 00:26:16.375 align:center - I'm a whore! - Louder! 00:26:16.418 --> 00:26:17.637 align:center I'm a whore! 00:26:17.681 --> 00:26:18.725 align:center Holy fuck. 00:26:24.122 --> 00:26:25.427 align:center Oh, my God. 00:26:30.519 --> 00:26:32.696 align:center Whoo! 00:26:37.309 --> 00:26:39.137 align:center Please, please, please. 00:26:43.881 --> 00:26:45.186 align:center - Oh, um... 00:26:45.230 --> 00:26:46.797 align:center - I'm not really into that. - It's okay. 00:26:46.840 --> 00:26:49.147 align:center It doesn't mean you're gay. Have you ever tried it? 00:26:49.190 --> 00:26:51.976 align:center - Uh... - I'm using a ton of lube. 00:26:52.019 --> 00:26:54.456 align:center And you can use your safe word if you get into trouble. 00:26:54.500 --> 00:26:55.980 align:center Uh... 00:26:56.023 --> 00:26:57.764 align:center We don't have a safe word. 00:26:57.808 --> 00:26:59.897 align:center Whatever. You're gonna love it. It's gonna change your life. 00:27:00.332 --> 00:27:01.507 align:center Don't you trust me? 00:27:02.029 --> 00:27:03.770 align:center - Yeah? - Okay. 00:27:03.814 --> 00:27:05.772 align:center Ready? Just breathe. 00:27:05.816 --> 00:27:08.775 align:center Relax. I'm gonna go really, really slow. 00:27:08.819 --> 00:27:10.559 align:center That's good. 00:27:10.603 --> 00:27:11.517 align:center - 00:27:12.997 --> 00:27:14.781 align:center Just breathe. 00:27:14.825 --> 00:27:18.393 align:center Breathe. Dude, just relax. 00:27:18.437 --> 00:27:19.873 align:center - Good. 00:27:31.580 --> 00:27:33.191 align:center I was in way over my head. 00:27:33.234 --> 00:27:37.369 align:center And it was like the more I would hang out with Erika, 00:27:37.412 --> 00:27:39.719 align:center the more under her control I became. 00:27:40.285 --> 00:27:41.547 align:center And how did that make you feel? 00:27:45.116 --> 00:27:47.292 align:center - Thankful. - Thankful? 00:27:49.033 --> 00:27:51.949 align:center You said that your relationship had a violent undercurrent. 00:27:51.992 --> 00:27:55.822 align:center That Erika physically abused and humiliated you. 00:27:55.866 --> 00:27:57.868 align:center Listen, I understand as an outsider 00:27:57.911 --> 00:28:00.305 align:center it might seem like our relationship was a bit 00:28:00.348 --> 00:28:02.176 align:center I don't know, kinky or strange. 00:28:02.220 --> 00:28:03.830 align:center But, I mean, 00:28:03.874 --> 00:28:06.267 align:center these were my wildest fantasies coming to life. 00:28:10.489 --> 00:28:13.318 align:center - Hey! - Oh, God. 00:28:13.666 --> 00:28:15.233 align:center Is that how you always greet people? 00:28:15.929 --> 00:28:17.278 align:center What? 00:28:17.713 --> 00:28:21.892 align:center Smiling all huge and artificial like some cyborg cheerleader 00:28:24.329 --> 00:28:26.853 align:center - Want one of these? - What is it? 00:28:26.897 --> 00:28:28.594 align:center It's fucking dried fruit. I don't know. 00:28:28.942 --> 00:28:30.726 align:center Not papaya but one of the other gay ones. 00:28:31.553 --> 00:28:32.990 align:center I'm okay, thank you. 00:28:33.381 --> 00:28:35.427 align:center Mmm. What are you doing? 00:28:36.080 --> 00:28:38.952 align:center Um, well, I'm drafting your press release 00:28:38.996 --> 00:28:40.258 align:center for the show next week. 00:28:40.301 --> 00:28:41.694 align:center Erika. 00:28:42.434 --> 00:28:44.566 align:center I left that cost report on your desk. 00:28:44.610 --> 00:28:46.177 align:center Okay. 00:28:46.220 --> 00:28:48.135 align:center We have the meeting with the accountant at 2:30. 00:28:48.701 --> 00:28:50.007 align:center Great! 00:28:56.578 --> 00:28:58.667 align:center - Go on. - Right. Um... 00:28:59.277 --> 00:29:02.454 align:center Uh, "Tracy's work is uncommonly visceral, 00:29:02.497 --> 00:29:06.371 align:center riffing on themes of bodily and sex-- sexual excess. 00:29:06.414 --> 00:29:07.807 align:center Her singular ability to blend the profane 00:29:07.851 --> 00:29:09.156 align:center with the deeply poetic has... 00:29:09.722 --> 00:29:11.898 align:center made her one of the most essential neo-pop artists 00:29:11.942 --> 00:29:13.465 align:center of her generation." 00:29:15.119 --> 00:29:16.903 align:center You make me sound like I know what I'm doing. 00:29:17.251 --> 00:29:18.949 align:center What are you talking about? 00:29:19.340 --> 00:29:20.994 align:center You're brilliant. 00:29:22.517 --> 00:29:24.693 align:center Cancel my phoner with that d-bag from Art Forum 00:29:24.737 --> 00:29:27.000 align:center and, uh, meet me in my office, okay? 00:29:27.827 --> 00:29:28.872 align:center Okay. 00:29:36.053 --> 00:29:37.445 align:center Oh, hey, Vikktor. 00:29:37.489 --> 00:29:39.795 align:center Don't... think you're the only one. 00:29:39.839 --> 00:29:41.928 align:center - What? - You're not the first. 00:29:42.581 --> 00:29:44.278 align:center You won't be the last. 00:29:55.986 --> 00:29:58.379 align:center Hey. 00:29:58.423 --> 00:29:59.728 align:center Hi. Um... 00:29:59.772 --> 00:30:02.035 align:center - What is that? 00:30:03.254 --> 00:30:04.690 align:center Come. Come here. 00:30:07.823 --> 00:30:10.870 align:center Yeah. 00:30:10.914 --> 00:30:12.959 align:center - Is this, uh-- - I was masturbating before work 00:30:13.003 --> 00:30:14.961 align:center and got so inspired. 00:30:15.005 --> 00:30:16.702 align:center So I recorded it to play on a loop 00:30:16.745 --> 00:30:18.878 align:center as a soundtrack for a video installation. 00:30:20.271 --> 00:30:21.968 align:center Oh. Okay. 00:30:22.316 --> 00:30:24.536 align:center - Cool. - It's abstract, babes. 00:30:24.579 --> 00:30:26.668 align:center God, sometimes you're such a philistine. 00:30:26.712 --> 00:30:28.540 align:center - 00:30:29.062 --> 00:30:30.716 align:center Ohh. 00:30:31.108 --> 00:30:32.326 align:center What's wrong? 00:30:33.240 --> 00:30:34.198 align:center - Come. - I ca-- Come on. 00:30:34.241 --> 00:30:35.634 align:center Just sit down. 00:30:39.203 --> 00:30:41.379 align:center - It's nothing. - Ohh. 00:30:41.422 --> 00:30:42.815 align:center Are you sure? 00:30:45.078 --> 00:30:46.297 align:center Can I tell you something embarrassing? 00:30:46.340 --> 00:30:47.689 align:center Mm-hmm. Of course. 00:30:48.647 --> 00:30:50.605 align:center I think about you all the time. 00:30:51.128 --> 00:30:53.782 align:center Like, from the moment I wake up till when I go to sleep, 00:30:53.826 --> 00:30:55.610 align:center it's like I can't change the channel. 00:30:56.611 --> 00:30:58.918 align:center Well, you're my sub, so... 00:30:59.310 --> 00:31:01.007 align:center that's perfectly normal. 00:31:01.616 --> 00:31:06.143 align:center Oh, you look so adorable when you're nervous. 00:31:06.186 --> 00:31:07.753 align:center Really? 00:31:08.406 --> 00:31:10.974 align:center You know, earlier, 00:31:11.017 --> 00:31:12.976 align:center when you were reading me that thing you wrote about me? 00:31:13.019 --> 00:31:14.629 align:center Mm-hmm. 00:31:15.282 --> 00:31:17.806 align:center I felt like maybe I was falling in love with you. 00:31:18.720 --> 00:31:20.548 align:center Are you serious? 00:31:21.071 --> 00:31:24.161 align:center No, I just said that to fuck with you. 00:31:24.204 --> 00:31:26.293 align:center Do you ever think about me? 00:31:26.815 --> 00:31:29.166 align:center I think we have incredible chemistry. 00:31:29.209 --> 00:31:31.907 align:center Mm, no. I-I mean do you think about our relationship? 00:31:31.951 --> 00:31:33.953 align:center Am I more than just a piece of ass to you? 00:31:34.736 --> 00:31:39.524 align:center Well, I did tell you that I don't want a relationship. 00:31:39.567 --> 00:31:41.265 align:center Plus, you have-- you have a girlfriend. 00:31:41.308 --> 00:31:43.310 align:center I know. I'm thinking about breaking up with her. 00:31:43.354 --> 00:31:44.790 align:center What? No. Why? 00:31:44.833 --> 00:31:46.661 align:center Because I really just want to be with you. 00:31:53.016 --> 00:31:54.321 align:center Listen. 00:31:54.843 --> 00:31:56.889 align:center Can I let you in on a secret? 00:31:56.932 --> 00:31:59.631 align:center People are assholes. Okay? 00:32:00.284 --> 00:32:02.025 align:center They're out there pretending to give a shit. 00:32:02.068 --> 00:32:05.115 align:center Nobody gives a shit. People only care about themselves. 00:32:05.985 --> 00:32:08.379 align:center So if you find someone that you care about, 00:32:08.422 --> 00:32:11.295 align:center who cares about you back, that's-- that's special. 00:32:11.338 --> 00:32:13.601 align:center That's something you should think twice about 00:32:13.645 --> 00:32:15.168 align:center - before you throw it away. - I know but, 00:32:15.212 --> 00:32:16.822 align:center if what me and Minerva have is so special, 00:32:16.865 --> 00:32:18.606 align:center then why am I cheating on her? 00:32:18.650 --> 00:32:22.480 align:center Oh, because you're like me. You're... a sexual astronaut 00:32:22.523 --> 00:32:25.439 align:center just exploring the outer limits of experience. 00:32:26.136 --> 00:32:29.226 align:center And fucking people gives you a sense of identity and control. 00:32:30.096 --> 00:32:31.924 align:center How do you know all of this? 00:32:31.967 --> 00:32:34.492 align:center Well, 'cause I've been in therapy since I was six. 00:32:37.147 --> 00:32:39.584 align:center - You almost done? - Getting there. 00:33:00.822 --> 00:33:03.651 align:center You're supposed to say "thank you" when I hit you. 00:33:03.695 --> 00:33:05.044 align:center Thank you. 00:33:05.088 --> 00:33:07.655 align:center Uh...You're welcome? 00:33:08.134 --> 00:33:09.788 align:center - Uh-- 00:33:14.009 --> 00:33:15.663 align:center - Thank you. - Uh-huh. 00:33:16.055 --> 00:33:17.274 align:center Thank you. 00:33:18.101 --> 00:33:19.972 align:center - Thank you. - Mmm. 00:33:20.015 --> 00:33:23.018 align:center Thank you. Thank you. 00:33:23.758 --> 00:33:25.064 align:center Are you getting close? 00:33:25.108 --> 00:33:26.544 align:center You just come. 00:33:26.587 --> 00:33:28.154 align:center I don't think I'm gonna be able to right now. 00:33:28.198 --> 00:33:30.722 align:center Thank you. Oh, thank you. 00:33:30.765 --> 00:33:32.245 align:center - Ah? - Thank you. 00:33:32.550 --> 00:33:35.727 align:center You know, uh, just try it. I want us to come together. 00:33:35.770 --> 00:33:38.643 align:center Thank you. Thank you. 00:33:42.386 --> 00:33:43.996 align:center Mmm. Ah. 00:33:44.039 --> 00:33:45.737 align:center Thank you? Thank you. 00:33:46.607 --> 00:33:47.478 align:center - Thank you. - Ah. 00:33:47.521 --> 00:33:48.870 align:center - Oh, my God. - Ah. 00:33:48.914 --> 00:33:51.482 align:center - Are you getting there? - Uh, yeah. Mm-hmm. Ah. 00:33:51.525 --> 00:33:55.094 align:center You're so hot, you make me wanna do crazy things. 00:33:56.791 --> 00:33:57.923 align:center Oh. 00:33:57.966 --> 00:33:59.098 align:center - Oh. - This is good, right? 00:33:59.142 --> 00:34:00.839 align:center - Oh, my God. - So good. 00:34:00.882 --> 00:34:01.840 align:center Mmm. 00:34:02.841 --> 00:34:05.017 align:center I made you breakfast in bed, baby. 00:34:05.060 --> 00:34:07.628 align:center I wanna make you breakfast every day... 00:34:07.672 --> 00:34:10.153 align:center - Okay. - ...for the rest of my life. 00:34:10.196 --> 00:34:11.806 align:center Uh-huh. Yeah. 00:34:15.114 --> 00:34:16.637 align:center Have you ever thought about having kids? 00:34:21.773 --> 00:34:24.297 align:center Mmm. Ohh. 00:34:31.870 --> 00:34:33.698 align:center - Ohh. - Ohh. 00:34:42.533 --> 00:34:44.187 align:center That was insane. 00:34:45.710 --> 00:34:46.928 align:center Yeah. 00:35:03.336 --> 00:35:04.990 align:center Hello? 00:35:05.033 --> 00:35:06.557 align:center Why aren't you answering? I called you three times. 00:35:08.254 --> 00:35:10.517 align:center I'm sorry. I didn't hear it. I'm running. 00:35:10.561 --> 00:35:11.866 align:center From who? 00:35:12.911 --> 00:35:14.826 align:center Listen, I have an old friend from Paris in town 00:35:14.869 --> 00:35:16.306 align:center and I'm busy working. 00:35:17.220 --> 00:35:18.569 align:center Okay... 00:35:19.091 --> 00:35:20.527 align:center I forgot her birthday last week, 00:35:20.571 --> 00:35:22.268 align:center so I need you to go over there and fuck her 00:35:22.312 --> 00:35:23.487 align:center as a belated present. 00:35:24.792 --> 00:35:27.099 align:center What? Are you serious? 00:35:27.142 --> 00:35:28.796 align:center As Wolf Blitzer. 00:35:28.840 --> 00:35:31.625 align:center She's at the London, expecting you at 9:00. 00:35:32.104 --> 00:35:34.106 align:center Tonight? I'm not-- I'm not home, Erika. 00:35:34.149 --> 00:35:35.542 align:center Also, I'm really sweaty. I just-- 00:35:35.586 --> 00:35:37.152 align:center Don't be late. 00:35:37.196 --> 00:35:39.459 align:center And screw her real good, but don't let her penetrate you. 00:35:39.503 --> 00:35:41.026 align:center She's not that close a friend. 00:35:41.766 --> 00:35:44.116 align:center Oh. Her name's Yvette. 00:35:44.159 --> 00:35:45.160 align:center All right. 00:35:45.204 --> 00:35:46.814 align:center Erika. Erika! 00:35:49.252 --> 00:35:50.862 align:center Is this trying too hard? 00:35:51.341 --> 00:35:54.866 align:center You look like an assassin in a Netflix Yakuza movie. 00:35:54.909 --> 00:35:56.171 align:center Is that good or bad? 00:35:56.694 --> 00:35:58.696 align:center - 00:35:59.436 --> 00:36:01.568 align:center What if I just wear a T-shirt? I'm basically saying, 00:36:01.612 --> 00:36:04.223 align:center "Hey, I'm casually wearing a T-shirt." 00:36:04.571 --> 00:36:06.312 align:center You know, you should really stop running. 00:36:06.356 --> 00:36:08.053 align:center Haven't you ever heard of jogger-face? 00:36:09.228 --> 00:36:12.318 align:center - No. What's that? - It's like when you run, 00:36:12.362 --> 00:36:15.843 align:center and you're constantly bouncing up and down 00:36:15.887 --> 00:36:19.456 align:center and it pulls all the skin on your face away from your muscles 00:36:19.499 --> 00:36:22.894 align:center so you end up having disgusting, saggy flesh 00:36:22.937 --> 00:36:25.418 align:center hanging off your skull. And it's like... 00:36:25.766 --> 00:36:27.377 align:center ...jogger-face. 00:36:27.420 --> 00:36:29.248 align:center So you should stop running. 00:36:29.292 --> 00:36:31.598 align:center Or wear a jockstrap on your face. 00:36:34.297 --> 00:36:37.909 align:center God, why is it that no random European stranger 00:36:37.952 --> 00:36:40.825 align:center ever flies into town to fuck me? 00:36:40.868 --> 00:36:42.566 align:center My life is so beige. 00:36:49.877 --> 00:36:51.618 align:center Hi. I'm... 00:36:53.011 --> 00:36:54.142 align:center Elliot? 00:36:54.186 --> 00:36:56.275 align:center Yeah. That's right. Elliot. Yes. 00:36:56.319 --> 00:36:57.450 align:center Yvette. 00:36:58.277 --> 00:36:59.974 align:center I'm so glad you could make it. 00:37:00.932 --> 00:37:01.976 align:center Come in. 00:37:04.849 --> 00:37:06.503 align:center Would you like some wine? 00:37:06.546 --> 00:37:08.592 align:center Uh, yeah. Sure. Wine would be great. 00:37:10.724 --> 00:37:12.378 align:center It's a white Burgundy. 00:37:12.422 --> 00:37:14.902 align:center 2016 Château de Beauregard. 00:37:14.946 --> 00:37:17.035 align:center - Oh. - This is okay for you? 00:37:17.383 --> 00:37:20.865 align:center I am used to drinking Two Buck Chuck from TJ's, so yes. 00:37:22.606 --> 00:37:23.955 align:center Sorry. My English. 00:37:23.998 --> 00:37:25.478 align:center This is great. 00:37:32.050 --> 00:37:34.357 align:center Well, this is a bit awkward. 00:37:34.400 --> 00:37:37.490 align:center Yeah. I feel like we're in a porno or something. 00:37:39.144 --> 00:37:40.275 align:center What? 00:37:40.667 --> 00:37:44.497 align:center Uh, you know, you're, the, uh, sexy executive 00:37:44.541 --> 00:37:45.890 align:center here on a business trip, 00:37:45.933 --> 00:37:48.283 align:center and I'm just... the naive bellhop. 00:37:49.284 --> 00:37:50.460 align:center I don't know. 00:37:51.156 --> 00:37:53.898 align:center Anyway, Erika thought we should meet. 00:37:54.464 --> 00:37:57.467 align:center She's always surrounded herself with such interesting people. 00:37:58.163 --> 00:38:01.688 align:center A curator of personalities, I like to say. 00:38:03.995 --> 00:38:05.649 align:center And what do you do for her, Elliot? 00:38:06.519 --> 00:38:09.174 align:center Um, well, I think... 00:38:11.306 --> 00:38:14.353 align:center tonight, the question really is... 00:38:16.616 --> 00:38:18.923 align:center what can I do for you? 00:38:22.361 --> 00:38:24.015 align:center What are you doing? 00:38:25.103 --> 00:38:27.497 align:center Whatever you want. I'm your boy whore for the evening. 00:38:27.845 --> 00:38:29.803 align:center - Oh, really? - Uh-huh. 00:38:31.022 --> 00:38:32.458 align:center Do you wanna slap me? 00:38:32.502 --> 00:38:34.155 align:center You can slap me if you want. 00:38:34.634 --> 00:38:37.550 align:center Do you know what "eroticism" is? 00:38:38.203 --> 00:38:41.206 align:center It's, uh, being turned on? 00:38:41.249 --> 00:38:42.294 align:center No. 00:38:43.730 --> 00:38:45.079 align:center Really? 00:38:45.776 --> 00:38:49.823 align:center Americans treat sex like it's an animal act. 00:38:50.737 --> 00:38:53.218 align:center Stripped of sensuality, 00:38:53.566 --> 00:38:54.959 align:center of mystery. 00:38:56.221 --> 00:38:58.397 align:center Crawling on your hands and knees? 00:38:58.441 --> 00:39:02.183 align:center Reciting this cheap, pornographic script? 00:39:02.227 --> 00:39:04.316 align:center This is not erotic. 00:39:04.359 --> 00:39:06.013 align:center This is performance. 00:39:07.928 --> 00:39:10.322 align:center - Get up off the floor. - Okay. 00:39:18.983 --> 00:39:21.942 align:center Sex is not something you do. 00:39:22.508 --> 00:39:23.509 align:center It's not? 00:39:24.205 --> 00:39:27.078 align:center No. It's a language. 00:39:27.426 --> 00:39:28.993 align:center It's a dance. 00:39:31.735 --> 00:39:33.432 align:center Do-Do you mind? 00:39:43.747 --> 00:39:45.662 align:center Very good wine. 00:39:48.578 --> 00:39:49.404 align:center Okay. 00:39:50.275 --> 00:39:53.191 align:center You need to slow down. 00:39:53.931 --> 00:39:55.236 align:center Mm-hmm. 00:39:59.502 --> 00:40:01.982 align:center Be in your body. 00:40:02.374 --> 00:40:03.854 align:center Be in my body. 00:40:08.859 --> 00:40:10.774 align:center Maybe you should just go. 00:40:10.817 --> 00:40:11.688 align:center What? 00:40:12.036 --> 00:40:14.038 align:center I'm not going to fuck you 00:40:14.560 --> 00:40:15.692 align:center You're not? 00:40:16.519 --> 00:40:19.391 align:center Never in a million years. 00:40:20.131 --> 00:40:22.437 align:center Did she really say "sex is a dance?" 00:40:22.481 --> 00:40:24.309 align:center This is why I fucking hate Europe. 00:40:24.657 --> 00:40:26.180 align:center Uh, I'm sorry. Did I fuck it up? 00:40:26.224 --> 00:40:27.878 align:center No. Babe, no. 00:40:27.921 --> 00:40:30.141 align:center It's not your fault that she's such a fucking prude. 00:40:30.620 --> 00:40:32.491 align:center If she contacts you again, no more. 00:40:32.535 --> 00:40:34.101 align:center She's lost her privileges. 00:40:34.145 --> 00:40:36.016 align:center I really don't think we'll have to worry about that. 00:40:36.060 --> 00:40:37.496 align:center But okay. 00:40:37.540 --> 00:40:38.541 align:center Um... 00:40:38.584 --> 00:40:39.933 align:center Would you mind if we do this 00:40:39.977 --> 00:40:41.587 align:center with another one of your friends? 00:40:41.631 --> 00:40:43.458 align:center I kind of like being your toy that you pass around 00:40:43.502 --> 00:40:45.199 align:center and "share" I guess. 00:40:45.591 --> 00:40:47.593 align:center Yeah, we'll see. Not for a while though. 00:40:48.551 --> 00:40:49.856 align:center - Why not? - Mmm. 00:40:50.988 --> 00:40:52.598 align:center Because I said so. 00:40:54.121 --> 00:40:55.558 align:center All right. I gotta get back to work. 00:40:56.210 --> 00:40:57.255 align:center Um... 00:40:59.300 --> 00:41:00.780 align:center Do you wanna have dinner tonight? 00:41:01.825 --> 00:41:04.262 align:center Dinner? Like a real date? 00:41:04.305 --> 00:41:06.003 align:center Yeah, baby. Like a real date. 00:41:07.526 --> 00:41:09.180 align:center Re-- Ye- Yeah. Yeah. 00:41:09.223 --> 00:41:10.660 align:center - Okay. - Yeah. That'd be nice. 00:41:12.096 --> 00:41:14.707 align:center - How's your girlfriend, Minnie? - Oh, Minerva? 00:41:14.751 --> 00:41:16.666 align:center - That's right. - She's all right, I guess. 00:41:17.667 --> 00:41:19.320 align:center - Ooh. - It's-- It's just, um... 00:41:19.364 --> 00:41:22.236 align:center She's been super busy and stressed recently. 00:41:22.280 --> 00:41:26.763 align:center Also, we just go through life, you know, differently. 00:41:26.806 --> 00:41:29.722 align:center She's way more wrapped up in science 00:41:29.766 --> 00:41:33.291 align:center and I think just thinks art's superficial. 00:41:33.334 --> 00:41:34.597 align:center - Wow. - Yeah. 00:41:34.640 --> 00:41:36.424 align:center - A dullard. - Yeah, yeah. 00:41:37.556 --> 00:41:38.557 align:center Maybe. 00:41:38.601 --> 00:41:40.124 align:center You should remind her that art 00:41:40.167 --> 00:41:42.126 align:center cuts through the bullshit of every single day. 00:41:42.169 --> 00:41:44.476 align:center It connects us to the core emotions 00:41:44.519 --> 00:41:46.609 align:center that actually make us human: 00:41:46.652 --> 00:41:48.959 align:center ecstasy, fear, desire 00:41:49.481 --> 00:41:51.483 align:center Artists see things other people don't. 00:41:52.092 --> 00:41:54.573 align:center Have you always been this way, or--? 00:41:54.617 --> 00:41:56.619 align:center - A pretentious whore from hell? - Ah. 00:41:56.662 --> 00:41:57.968 align:center Yeah. Pretty much. 00:41:58.838 --> 00:42:00.535 align:center You sub for your girlfriend too? 00:42:00.884 --> 00:42:03.364 align:center Mentally and emotionally, yes. But I-- 00:42:03.408 --> 00:42:05.149 align:center Uh, no. Not in the bedroom. 00:42:05.192 --> 00:42:07.630 align:center Yeah, sex is kind of a minefield for me. 00:42:08.587 --> 00:42:09.806 align:center In what way? 00:42:09.849 --> 00:42:11.068 align:center Well... 00:42:11.590 --> 00:42:13.766 align:center Right after I was born, my dad left. 00:42:13.810 --> 00:42:15.986 align:center So I was pretty much just raised by my mom. 00:42:16.029 --> 00:42:18.728 align:center By the way, I'm so sorry. Let me know if I'm boring you. 00:42:18.771 --> 00:42:20.425 align:center - No. Not at all. - Okay. 00:42:20.468 --> 00:42:21.426 align:center Um... 00:42:22.079 --> 00:42:25.865 align:center all my life, I've kind of been this curious kid, 00:42:25.909 --> 00:42:27.475 align:center like, living in my own world. 00:42:27.519 --> 00:42:31.349 align:center But also plagued by fear and the desire for normalcy. 00:42:32.219 --> 00:42:34.657 align:center But with you, I actually don't have to make any decisions, 00:42:34.700 --> 00:42:37.268 align:center I've just found this amazing freedom 00:42:37.311 --> 00:42:39.096 align:center in just letting go of control. 00:42:39.966 --> 00:42:41.185 align:center I know. 00:42:41.794 --> 00:42:43.143 align:center You're welcome. 00:42:44.492 --> 00:42:46.016 align:center - Where's your ticket? - Oh, I didn't valet. 00:42:46.059 --> 00:42:47.757 align:center - I just parked on the street. - What? 00:42:48.453 --> 00:42:50.847 align:center Dude. Even when I was poor, 00:42:50.890 --> 00:42:52.587 align:center I valeted everywhere all the time. 00:42:52.631 --> 00:42:55.547 align:center - Fake it till you make it. - Okay. Point taken. 00:42:56.896 --> 00:42:58.202 align:center Can you hold this for a second? 00:42:58.942 --> 00:43:01.858 align:center I... have to go back to the salt mines. 00:43:04.251 --> 00:43:05.600 align:center Oh, you don't want me to come over? 00:43:09.387 --> 00:43:11.737 align:center The opening's next week, so... 00:43:11.781 --> 00:43:14.697 align:center ...as much as I would love to come for the next three hours-- 00:43:15.132 --> 00:43:16.307 align:center She gets what I mean. 00:43:16.350 --> 00:43:17.917 align:center I can't. I gotta work. 00:43:18.483 --> 00:43:19.702 align:center You don't really give a shit 00:43:19.745 --> 00:43:20.877 align:center what people think about you, do you? 00:43:21.442 --> 00:43:24.707 align:center Why would I? Most people are idiots and cowards. So... 00:43:26.317 --> 00:43:29.146 align:center Yeah, I just wish I could stop caring so much 00:43:29.189 --> 00:43:30.800 align:center about other people's opinions. 00:43:30.843 --> 00:43:32.018 align:center Well, that's your thing. 00:43:32.062 --> 00:43:33.628 align:center You're the guy who loves a spiked heel 00:43:33.672 --> 00:43:35.326 align:center just grinding into his back. 00:43:35.369 --> 00:43:37.284 align:center That's my thing? - Yeah. 00:43:37.328 --> 00:43:40.505 align:center That's the most romantic thing anyone's ever said to me. So... 00:43:40.548 --> 00:43:42.768 align:center Aw. Well, you know that's what I'm here for. 00:43:42.812 --> 00:43:43.987 align:center Yeah. 00:43:45.771 --> 00:43:47.599 align:center - Good night, baby. 00:43:48.774 --> 00:43:50.036 align:center Night. 00:43:50.080 --> 00:43:52.212 align:center Erika played me like a violin. 00:43:53.039 --> 00:43:54.954 align:center She knew just how far she could push me 00:43:54.998 --> 00:43:57.043 align:center and had me doing things I never even dreamed of. 00:43:57.391 --> 00:43:59.263 align:center I mean, we were outlaws. 00:43:59.306 --> 00:44:03.093 align:center Just the two of us against the oppressive, puritanical world. 00:44:04.398 --> 00:44:07.010 align:center Sounds like you were obsessed with her. 00:44:09.577 --> 00:44:11.188 align:center Yeah. I-I was. 00:44:16.106 --> 00:44:18.195 align:center Sorry about cancelling tonight. 00:44:18.238 --> 00:44:19.849 align:center We're kind of, uh, slammed 00:44:19.892 --> 00:44:21.372 align:center getting ready for the show next week. 00:44:22.199 --> 00:44:26.072 align:center Oh, were we supposed to do something? I was studying. 00:44:26.116 --> 00:44:27.944 align:center For-- For a change, right? 00:44:33.514 --> 00:44:35.821 align:center Um, is it okay if stop by? 00:44:35.865 --> 00:44:37.736 align:center I'm kind of in your neighborhood. 00:44:37.780 --> 00:44:39.477 align:center I told you. I'm studying. 00:44:40.695 --> 00:44:43.437 align:center Yeah. I just sort of wanted to talk to you about something. 00:44:44.569 --> 00:44:46.136 align:center Can't you do it over the phone? 00:44:47.180 --> 00:44:48.791 align:center Yeah. I just thought, um... 00:44:50.793 --> 00:44:52.795 align:center All right. Um... 00:44:55.710 --> 00:44:58.539 align:center I was wondering. Have you ever... 00:44:58.583 --> 00:45:00.106 align:center Have I ever what? 00:45:03.283 --> 00:45:04.981 align:center Are you drunk or something? 00:45:05.503 --> 00:45:08.680 align:center I had a little bit of wine earlier, but I'm not drunk. 00:45:10.725 --> 00:45:12.118 align:center I-- No. 00:45:12.727 --> 00:45:15.861 align:center I just... Have you ever thought about us... 00:45:18.429 --> 00:45:21.040 align:center - taking a break? - Yeah. All the time. 00:45:23.564 --> 00:45:26.350 align:center - Really? - I mean, if that's what you want 00:45:26.393 --> 00:45:28.700 align:center it makes sense with me being so busy and all. 00:45:31.616 --> 00:45:34.749 align:center So, uh, last night, I talked to Minerva about taking a break. 00:45:35.446 --> 00:45:37.578 align:center You know, she seemed pretty okay with it. 00:45:37.622 --> 00:45:40.799 align:center - So she dumped you, you mean. - No, did you hear what I said? 00:45:46.457 --> 00:45:47.980 align:center What do you think's going on? 00:45:48.763 --> 00:45:51.636 align:center I heard Vikktor is freaking out about the show 00:45:51.679 --> 00:45:53.464 align:center because the studio is on life support, 00:45:53.507 --> 00:45:57.076 align:center and Erika has been slacking off. 00:45:57.120 --> 00:45:58.948 align:center - Okay. - Rumor has it... 00:45:58.991 --> 00:46:02.429 align:center that she's been too busy banging one of the assistants. 00:46:06.085 --> 00:46:08.740 align:center So, what do we wanna do for lunch? 00:46:09.393 --> 00:46:11.395 align:center - Uh... - Anywhere is fine. 00:46:11.438 --> 00:46:13.440 align:center Except I am not doing meat, soy, 00:46:13.484 --> 00:46:15.790 align:center dairy, gluten or sugar this week. 00:46:16.443 --> 00:46:18.837 align:center - Or corn. - You're a blast at lunch. 00:46:18.881 --> 00:46:20.099 align:center Elliot. 00:46:20.839 --> 00:46:22.710 align:center Erika would like to see you in her office. 00:46:23.450 --> 00:46:24.538 align:center Now. 00:46:28.325 --> 00:46:29.239 align:center Hi. 00:46:29.282 --> 00:46:30.718 align:center Hey, uh, come on in. 00:46:31.632 --> 00:46:33.417 align:center Is everything all right? 00:46:33.983 --> 00:46:36.986 align:center Yeah, Vikktor's just on the fucking rag again. Um, listen... 00:46:37.029 --> 00:46:38.683 align:center He and I were chatting, 00:46:38.726 --> 00:46:40.337 align:center and we are in agreement 00:46:40.380 --> 00:46:43.775 align:center that you and I should probably cool it for a while. 00:46:43.818 --> 00:46:45.820 align:center What? Why? 00:46:46.125 --> 00:46:48.867 align:center The... show's right around the corner. I-I need to focus. 00:46:48.911 --> 00:46:52.479 align:center I just need to eliminate any and all unnecessary distractions. 00:46:53.002 --> 00:46:54.873 align:center Okay. Um... 00:46:56.527 --> 00:46:57.832 align:center For how long? 00:46:57.876 --> 00:46:59.660 align:center At least till the show is over. 00:47:03.012 --> 00:47:05.057 align:center Um, uh... 00:47:06.406 --> 00:47:08.017 align:center Really? I just-- 00:47:08.060 --> 00:47:09.453 align:center I understand you have to concentrate on your work. 00:47:09.496 --> 00:47:11.107 align:center I realize that this is the priority. But... 00:47:12.108 --> 00:47:14.893 align:center What we have, us, right, it's-- it's special, right? 00:47:15.894 --> 00:47:17.940 align:center Sure, but it's strictly a sex thing. 00:47:17.983 --> 00:47:19.419 align:center You understand that, right? 00:47:19.463 --> 00:47:21.595 align:center Uh, you say sex is everything, so... 00:47:21.639 --> 00:47:23.858 align:center Yeah, well, sex is everything. It's also nothing, Elliot. 00:47:23.902 --> 00:47:26.426 align:center Actually, I don't have time to discuss it right now. 00:47:26.470 --> 00:47:27.862 align:center So... 00:47:31.866 --> 00:47:33.390 align:center Thank you. 00:47:36.349 --> 00:47:37.916 align:center Okay. 00:47:44.967 --> 00:47:46.838 align:center I'm really gonna miss you. 00:47:48.013 --> 00:47:48.971 align:center I know. 00:47:55.325 --> 00:47:58.197 align:center - 00:48:29.185 --> 00:48:32.318 align:center Hello, everybody, I'm Elliot. 00:48:34.277 --> 00:48:35.495 align:center I'm 23. 00:48:36.583 --> 00:48:38.672 align:center And like a lot of people my age, 00:48:38.716 --> 00:48:43.764 align:center I've had conflicted and confusing feelings about sex. 00:48:44.852 --> 00:48:47.768 align:center Anyway, I met a girl recently, 00:48:48.073 --> 00:48:52.077 align:center who... kinda rocked my world. 00:48:52.121 --> 00:48:55.341 align:center Sexually, you know, speaking. 00:48:55.385 --> 00:48:58.344 align:center And... she's changed me 00:48:58.388 --> 00:49:01.608 align:center in ways that I probably can't even comprehend yet. 00:49:02.000 --> 00:49:04.307 align:center But sex is a drug, man. I mean... 00:49:04.350 --> 00:49:06.526 align:center the highs are so intense. 00:49:07.353 --> 00:49:10.704 align:center They bring you to such a euphoric out-of-body place. 00:49:10.748 --> 00:49:13.664 align:center It's like you leave reality and all your troubles behind. 00:49:14.230 --> 00:49:17.363 align:center Which makes the lows feel fuckin' bottomless. 00:49:17.407 --> 00:49:19.887 align:center Such black, hopeless despair 00:49:19.931 --> 00:49:22.673 align:center that will make you do anything for another fix. 00:49:22.716 --> 00:49:24.066 align:center Nothing else matters. 00:49:25.415 --> 00:49:27.373 align:center It's like any other addiction, I guess. 00:49:28.070 --> 00:49:29.419 align:center You have to learn how to control it, 00:49:29.462 --> 00:49:31.682 align:center otherwise, it ends up controlling you. 00:49:42.780 --> 00:49:44.608 align:center - Hello? - Okay, I'll fuck you tonight. 00:49:44.651 --> 00:49:46.740 align:center But you have to bring someone to hold your ass open for me. 00:49:46.784 --> 00:49:48.568 align:center What? 00:49:48.612 --> 00:49:50.831 align:center I said I wanna have a threesome, but it has to happen quick. 00:49:50.875 --> 00:49:52.398 align:center Are you in or are you out? 00:49:52.442 --> 00:49:54.835 align:center Uh, no. I-I-- I'm in. 00:49:54.879 --> 00:49:56.533 align:center Okay. Meet me at my place at 9:00. 00:49:56.576 --> 00:49:57.882 align:center With a friend. 00:49:57.925 --> 00:49:59.231 align:center Who is hot. 00:50:05.933 --> 00:50:08.327 align:center What? 00:50:08.980 --> 00:50:10.503 align:center How long have we been best friends? 00:50:11.417 --> 00:50:13.680 align:center You're not paying rent again? 00:50:13.724 --> 00:50:15.291 align:center What if Erika's not into me? 00:50:15.334 --> 00:50:16.857 align:center Oh, no. Dude, I already sent her a pic. Don't worry. 00:50:16.901 --> 00:50:18.120 align:center - What? Which one? - This one. 00:50:18.859 --> 00:50:21.558 align:center No! I look like a garden gnome in this picture! 00:50:21.601 --> 00:50:23.995 align:center - No! You look so cute! My God. - What'd she say? 00:50:24.038 --> 00:50:25.649 align:center Uh... She... 00:50:25.692 --> 00:50:27.085 align:center Like, "she'll do." 00:50:28.042 --> 00:50:29.914 align:center Oh, I need to be way more drunk. 00:50:29.957 --> 00:50:31.350 align:center I know. Me too, me too, me too. 00:50:35.963 --> 00:50:38.792 align:center Do you ever fake orgasms? 00:50:38.836 --> 00:50:40.229 align:center Well, I'm a dude. 00:50:41.143 --> 00:50:42.361 align:center So... 00:50:44.102 --> 00:50:45.582 align:center My hair looks like a giant tarantula's 00:50:45.625 --> 00:50:47.105 align:center crawling out of my skull! 00:50:49.107 --> 00:50:50.674 align:center Wait, um... 00:50:51.153 --> 00:50:55.896 align:center Does this mean, like, we're-- you and me are gonna... 00:50:55.940 --> 00:50:58.203 align:center No. No, no, no, no, no. 00:51:03.426 --> 00:51:04.427 align:center Maybe. 00:51:12.217 --> 00:51:14.480 align:center I've never had a threesome before. Have you? 00:51:14.872 --> 00:51:17.614 align:center Freshman year, I messed around with that lesbian couple, 00:51:17.657 --> 00:51:19.050 align:center Mutt and Jeff. Does that count? 00:51:19.093 --> 00:51:20.878 align:center Eww, really? 00:51:20.921 --> 00:51:22.749 align:center Well I bowed out because they were both on their periods. 00:51:22.793 --> 00:51:25.274 align:center - Why are you telling me this? - I know. 00:51:25.317 --> 00:51:26.666 align:center It's disgusting. 00:51:30.017 --> 00:51:32.063 align:center Okay, so, just full disclosure, 00:51:32.106 --> 00:51:37.590 align:center okay, I haven't had, like, sex in a while. 00:51:37.634 --> 00:51:38.678 align:center What's a while? 00:51:39.244 --> 00:51:41.420 align:center I don't know. Like, since Felix. 00:51:41.464 --> 00:51:44.902 align:center So, like, probably a year or something? 00:51:45.642 --> 00:51:47.905 align:center A year! Apple? 00:51:48.297 --> 00:51:50.081 align:center - Wha--? - I'm so sorry. Are you--? 00:51:50.124 --> 00:51:52.214 align:center Why are you reacting like I just told you I had a brain tumor? 00:51:52.257 --> 00:51:53.606 align:center Stop. 00:51:55.521 --> 00:51:57.131 align:center He-ey. 00:51:57.175 --> 00:51:58.872 align:center Hi, guys. Come in. 00:51:58.916 --> 00:52:00.222 align:center Okay. 00:52:09.013 --> 00:52:10.536 align:center Can I get you anything? 00:52:10.580 --> 00:52:12.451 align:center - No, I think we're okay, thanks. - Mmm. 00:52:13.713 --> 00:52:15.672 align:center You can have a seat. If you'd like. 00:52:16.629 --> 00:52:18.109 align:center - Okay. Mmm. - Yeah. 00:52:33.298 --> 00:52:36.693 align:center I like your friend. You're very hot. 00:52:36.736 --> 00:52:39.565 align:center - Oh, thank you. - She's got nice tits too. 00:52:39.609 --> 00:52:42.829 align:center - Elliot! - It's okay. It's okay. 00:52:47.094 --> 00:52:48.313 align:center May I? 00:52:53.710 --> 00:52:55.102 align:center Okay. 00:52:58.671 --> 00:53:00.282 align:center Mmm. 00:53:02.501 --> 00:53:05.156 align:center - Beautiful. - Thank you. 00:53:05.199 --> 00:53:06.288 align:center Hmm. 00:53:17.908 --> 00:53:18.909 align:center Mmm. 00:53:23.566 --> 00:53:25.176 align:center So, you're gay. 00:53:25.655 --> 00:53:28.658 align:center What? No. No. 00:53:28.701 --> 00:53:29.876 align:center - Oh. - Mm-mmm. 00:53:29.920 --> 00:53:31.182 align:center Get a clue. 00:53:31.225 --> 00:53:34.054 align:center Well, you're a very good kisser. Gentle. 00:53:34.098 --> 00:53:37.449 align:center Not like Elliot. Elliot kisses with his mouth wide open, 00:53:37.493 --> 00:53:39.103 align:center like he's just trying to suck the whole world in. 00:53:39.146 --> 00:53:40.496 align:center No, I don't. 00:53:40.539 --> 00:53:41.584 align:center No, I'm not saying that's a bad thing. 00:53:41.627 --> 00:53:43.368 align:center That's just how you kiss. 00:53:43.412 --> 00:53:45.283 align:center Why don't you just show Apple? Why don't you demonstrate? 00:53:45.327 --> 00:53:46.676 align:center - What? - Yeah. 00:53:48.852 --> 00:53:49.809 align:center - No. - Um... 00:53:49.853 --> 00:53:50.941 align:center I ju- 00:53:52.421 --> 00:53:54.379 align:center Okay, um... yeah. 00:53:55.467 --> 00:53:56.903 align:center Um... 00:54:02.474 --> 00:54:04.041 align:center Sorry. 00:54:10.613 --> 00:54:11.570 align:center Mm. 00:54:21.275 --> 00:54:23.234 align:center I-- 00:54:24.104 --> 00:54:25.976 align:center Should we follow her? 00:54:26.716 --> 00:54:29.371 align:center - Uh, who? - Erika. 00:54:29.849 --> 00:54:31.242 align:center - Uh, yeah. - Right? Right? 00:54:31.285 --> 00:54:32.809 align:center Yeah. Have you-- I mean, me too? 00:54:32.852 --> 00:54:34.854 align:center - No, of course. - Oh. Did you-- Okay. 00:54:35.464 --> 00:54:36.987 align:center Uh, hmm. 00:54:40.947 --> 00:54:43.472 align:center Wow. You guys really took your time. 00:54:43.820 --> 00:54:45.474 align:center Okay, here's what's gonna happen. 00:54:45.517 --> 00:54:48.041 align:center Elliot, take your clothes off. Apple, get on the bed. 00:54:49.434 --> 00:54:50.392 align:center Now! 00:54:57.007 --> 00:54:58.748 align:center - Hand. - What? 00:54:58.791 --> 00:55:00.097 align:center - Turn around. - Oh. 00:55:00.619 --> 00:55:03.492 align:center - Ow. The cuffs are hurting me. 00:55:03.535 --> 00:55:06.016 align:center Quit fucking whining. 00:55:06.059 --> 00:55:07.626 align:center Okay. 00:55:07.670 --> 00:55:10.716 align:center You are gonna sit here like a good little pervert 00:55:10.760 --> 00:55:12.631 align:center and watch while I fuck your friend. 00:55:20.987 --> 00:55:22.336 align:center Hmm. 00:55:28.604 --> 00:55:30.910 align:center This sucks. The cuffs are hurting my wrists. 00:55:30.954 --> 00:55:33.130 align:center I think Elliot wants to be untied. 00:55:33.173 --> 00:55:36.220 align:center - No, he's fine. - I'm not fine. I'm so bored. 00:55:36.263 --> 00:55:38.831 align:center Oh, my God. Shut the fuck up! 00:55:38.875 --> 00:55:41.312 align:center I told you to stop whining. 00:55:41.355 --> 00:55:42.922 align:center Wouldn't it be fun if you fucked me too? 00:55:42.966 --> 00:55:44.228 align:center - No. - Why? 00:55:44.271 --> 00:55:45.577 align:center Because you're a greedy little slut 00:55:45.621 --> 00:55:47.187 align:center and you can't always get what you want. 00:55:47.797 --> 00:55:49.146 align:center You. Come here. 00:55:51.017 --> 00:55:52.497 align:center Blindfold him. 00:55:53.106 --> 00:55:55.369 align:center - Really?! - Ugh, yes! 00:55:55.848 --> 00:55:58.677 align:center Apple, this is all part of the game. 00:55:58.721 --> 00:56:01.245 align:center And Elliot loves this. He thinks it's wonderful. 00:56:01.288 --> 00:56:03.247 align:center No, I do-- 00:56:04.553 --> 00:56:07.338 align:center - 00:56:09.122 --> 00:56:10.254 align:center Mmm. 00:56:11.603 --> 00:56:13.387 align:center - Ah. - Mmm. 00:56:29.665 --> 00:56:31.144 align:center - Erika, stop. - Oh! 00:56:31.188 --> 00:56:33.625 align:center - This isn't funny anymore. - Oh! God! 00:56:33.669 --> 00:56:35.888 align:center - Fine. You wanna get fucked... 00:56:35.932 --> 00:56:38.412 align:center - ...you can get fucked. 00:56:41.894 --> 00:56:44.070 align:center - Put this on. - Uh, um... 00:56:45.811 --> 00:56:46.856 align:center Mmm. 00:56:50.860 --> 00:56:52.905 align:center Okay. Okay. Come on. 00:56:56.561 --> 00:56:59.085 align:center Ow, fuck, did you just bite my fuckin' lip? 00:56:59.129 --> 00:57:01.392 align:center This is-- Apple, just stop. I'm so sorry. 00:57:01.435 --> 00:57:04.177 align:center This was such a fuckin' stupid crazy fuckin' idea. 00:57:06.440 --> 00:57:09.705 align:center Why? Are-- Are you grossed out by me or something? 00:57:12.621 --> 00:57:14.405 align:center What? No. What are you talking about? 00:57:15.624 --> 00:57:18.670 align:center You-- You'll fuck anyone and everyone, 00:57:18.714 --> 00:57:21.151 align:center but I'm not good enough for you? 00:57:21.499 --> 00:57:24.371 align:center No, Apple, where is this coming from? Who are you? 00:57:24.415 --> 00:57:27.244 align:center I'm so-- I just-- Please, just wait a second, okay? 00:57:27.287 --> 00:57:28.680 align:center - No, no. Don't touch me. - I'm sorry. 00:57:28.724 --> 00:57:30.943 align:center I don't know why I even came here. 00:57:30.987 --> 00:57:33.467 align:center I can't believe I let you talk me into this! 00:57:33.511 --> 00:57:35.208 align:center Apple, I didn't know it was gonna be-- 00:57:35.252 --> 00:57:36.688 align:center I'm so sorry. Don't go. Please! 00:57:36.732 --> 00:57:39.648 align:center So, what's happening right now is very special. 00:57:39.691 --> 00:57:42.738 align:center You both are entering into what's known as sub-space. 00:57:42.781 --> 00:57:44.566 align:center See, you, Apple and I just... 00:57:44.609 --> 00:57:46.263 align:center we went through something very intense together. 00:57:46.306 --> 00:57:48.831 align:center And you're having extreme emotional reactions. 00:57:48.874 --> 00:57:51.355 align:center See, this is what S&M is all about. 00:57:51.398 --> 00:57:54.271 align:center Are you fucking crazy? Why are you doing this? 00:57:54.706 --> 00:57:56.752 align:center - Because you like it, baby. - I don't like it! 00:57:56.795 --> 00:57:58.623 align:center I don't even know if I like you! 00:57:58.667 --> 00:58:00.625 align:center - Okay. Whatever. - I mean-- 00:58:00.669 --> 00:58:03.236 align:center - Apple, Apple, just one second. - No. No! 00:58:04.281 --> 00:58:05.848 align:center Who do you think you are? 00:58:05.891 --> 00:58:08.981 align:center You just can't fuckin' toy with people's emotions 00:58:09.025 --> 00:58:11.114 align:center for your own sick game, you know? 00:58:13.464 --> 00:58:15.814 align:center Go ahead. Run away like a scared little boy. 00:58:16.336 --> 00:58:17.816 align:center You'll be back. 00:58:46.671 --> 00:58:49.587 align:center Uh, actually, sir, can we, um... 00:58:49.631 --> 00:58:51.502 align:center Can we make one more stop? 00:58:57.247 --> 00:58:58.248 align:center Oh. 00:58:58.291 --> 00:58:59.902 align:center Did you ever love me? 00:58:59.945 --> 00:59:02.165 align:center Uh, what are you doing here? 00:59:02.208 --> 00:59:03.862 align:center I'm trying to talk to you. 00:59:04.428 --> 00:59:07.387 align:center But, we're not together anymore. 00:59:07.431 --> 00:59:09.738 align:center No, I know. But we need to talk. 00:59:10.173 --> 00:59:12.523 align:center It's late, and you're obviously wasted. 00:59:12.566 --> 00:59:14.612 align:center Uh, yeah. 00:59:14.656 --> 00:59:17.136 align:center Seriously, Elliot. Let's not do this right now. 00:59:17.180 --> 00:59:18.834 align:center It's never a good time for you. 00:59:18.877 --> 00:59:20.313 align:center Why were you such a shitty fuckin' girlfriend? 00:59:20.357 --> 00:59:21.924 align:center Excuse me? 00:59:21.967 --> 00:59:23.839 align:center You never wanted to hang out or have sex with me. 00:59:23.882 --> 00:59:25.667 align:center Which is basically the whole point 00:59:25.710 --> 00:59:27.103 align:center of being in a relationship. 00:59:27.146 --> 00:59:29.496 align:center You knew exactly what you signed up for. 00:59:29.540 --> 00:59:31.107 align:center I told you from the very beginning 00:59:31.150 --> 00:59:33.544 align:center that until I finish my postdoc, my work comes first-- 00:59:33.587 --> 00:59:36.199 align:center Don't you think, because we're both so emotionally stunted 00:59:36.242 --> 00:59:38.854 align:center and suck at communicating, that actually, 00:59:38.897 --> 00:59:41.378 align:center we're, I don't know, maybe perfect for each other? 00:59:41.421 --> 00:59:44.294 align:center What? Are you fucking kidding me right now? 00:59:44.337 --> 00:59:45.338 align:center - Can I come in? - No. 00:59:45.382 --> 00:59:46.992 align:center Please. Just let me come in. 00:59:47.036 --> 00:59:48.559 align:center I'm not gonna try to have sex with you or anything. 00:59:48.602 --> 00:59:49.995 align:center - Elliot, just-- - I'm not gonna try and fuck you. 00:59:50.039 --> 00:59:51.649 align:center - Elliot, go home! - Please. 00:59:51.693 --> 00:59:54.434 align:center Babe? What the fuck is going on? 01:00:19.982 --> 01:00:21.461 align:center Oh. 01:00:32.777 --> 01:00:34.387 align:center I was totally circling the drain. 01:00:36.433 --> 01:00:39.001 align:center My two most important relationships, 01:00:39.044 --> 01:00:40.872 align:center my girlfriend, and my best friend, 01:00:40.916 --> 01:00:43.048 align:center were trashed beyond repair. 01:00:43.092 --> 01:00:45.529 align:center A-and I really just had no one to blame but myself. 01:00:46.922 --> 01:00:49.707 align:center You didn't blame Erika? Considering how she treated you? 01:00:50.099 --> 01:00:53.232 align:center Seems like you would be angry or resentful. 01:00:53.537 --> 01:00:56.496 align:center Sure, Erica led me down the path of my destruction, 01:00:56.540 --> 01:00:59.151 align:center but at the end of the day, everything I did 01:00:59.195 --> 01:01:00.500 align:center was always my choice. 01:01:01.458 --> 01:01:03.112 align:center I mean, you wanna know the sickest part? 01:01:03.155 --> 01:01:04.766 align:center It's the fact that even though all of this happened, 01:01:04.809 --> 01:01:06.289 align:center I still wanted to be with her. 01:01:06.898 --> 01:01:09.118 align:center This is the kind of fucked up, intense, 01:01:09.161 --> 01:01:10.554 align:center state of mind I was in. 01:01:11.163 --> 01:01:13.818 align:center Uh, hey, man, I really can't thank you enough, I mean, I-I, 01:01:13.862 --> 01:01:16.212 align:center I swear to you, I'll be out of here as soon as I can, 01:01:16.255 --> 01:01:17.561 align:center I already asked my mom for a loan. 01:01:17.604 --> 01:01:19.041 align:center Oh, that's great, 01:01:19.084 --> 01:01:20.303 align:center because you're already kinda cramping my style. 01:01:20.346 --> 01:01:21.608 align:center - Oh. - You know, I have a hook up 01:01:21.652 --> 01:01:22.696 align:center coming over 01:01:22.740 --> 01:01:23.828 align:center - in about half an hour. - Okay. 01:01:23.872 --> 01:01:25.569 align:center - So-- Mm-hmm. - Oh! Okay. Um... 01:01:27.397 --> 01:01:28.920 align:center Well, I can grab a cup of coffee or something. 01:01:28.964 --> 01:01:30.487 align:center Honestly, I don't really care what you do 01:01:30.530 --> 01:01:32.619 align:center as long as you're not here. 01:01:33.055 --> 01:01:34.317 align:center How long, do you think? 01:01:38.147 --> 01:01:40.671 align:center It's gotta be a quickie 'cause I've a real date later tonight. 01:01:41.324 --> 01:01:42.586 align:center Okay. Yeah. 01:01:43.935 --> 01:01:46.285 align:center Is it too much to ask to take a shower before? 01:01:46.329 --> 01:01:48.374 align:center - Eh, just, make it fast. - Okay. 01:01:48.418 --> 01:01:49.723 align:center Mm-hmm. 01:01:50.376 --> 01:01:52.552 align:center - You'll find it-- Yeah. - Sorry, sorry. 01:01:52.596 --> 01:01:54.816 align:center Also, can you use the guest towel? 01:01:55.817 --> 01:01:57.470 align:center It's the one that says "guest" on it. 01:01:58.863 --> 01:01:59.777 align:center Copy. 01:02:00.386 --> 01:02:02.475 align:center Things were looking very bleak. 01:02:06.479 --> 01:02:08.307 align:center It definitely seemed like I'd hit rock bottom. 01:02:17.142 --> 01:02:18.448 align:center But I just had no idea 01:02:18.491 --> 01:02:20.319 align:center how much worse my life was gonna become. 01:02:33.942 --> 01:02:36.858 align:center Ugh. That woman over there looks like a foot. 01:02:39.121 --> 01:02:40.470 align:center I'm fucking starving. 01:02:41.950 --> 01:02:43.125 align:center - I'm sorry, do you mind? - Uh, don't. 01:02:43.168 --> 01:02:44.561 align:center Why? 01:02:44.604 --> 01:02:46.432 align:center Grabbing food off of a tray is disgusting. 01:02:46.476 --> 01:02:48.086 align:center Yeah, except I haven't eaten lunch. 01:02:49.348 --> 01:02:51.611 align:center I think you're gonna love it, you're one of the first people 01:02:51.655 --> 01:02:53.352 align:center - I thought of when Erika was... - Whoa. Oh, my God. 01:02:53.396 --> 01:02:56.094 align:center You're Laquisha Foxx. 01:02:56.138 --> 01:02:57.966 align:center - my name is... - But he's an assistant. 01:02:58.009 --> 01:03:00.185 align:center What you have to do is see Erika's newest work. 01:03:00.229 --> 01:03:02.057 align:center It, it's everything. It's dangerous. 01:03:02.100 --> 01:03:04.450 align:center I don't know. I'm not sure I get it. 01:03:04.494 --> 01:03:07.889 align:center It's like Pornhub meets the bottom of our son's sneaker. 01:03:07.932 --> 01:03:10.543 align:center Hon. Don't be a vulgarian. 01:03:11.022 --> 01:03:13.372 align:center Well then, please, Erika. Enlighten us. 01:03:13.416 --> 01:03:14.852 align:center What does it all mean? 01:03:15.287 --> 01:03:18.421 align:center Fuck if I know. It means money in my bank account, guys. 01:03:18.464 --> 01:03:19.770 align:center - Oh! - That's all I care about. 01:03:22.642 --> 01:03:23.513 align:center Thank you. 01:03:26.820 --> 01:03:29.214 align:center Oh! Oh, Elliot. Wait one second. Elliot! 01:03:29.258 --> 01:03:30.128 align:center Elliot. 01:03:31.434 --> 01:03:32.696 align:center - Hi. - Hi. 01:03:32.739 --> 01:03:34.306 align:center Oh, my god. There you are. 01:03:34.350 --> 01:03:35.394 align:center I've been looking for you literally everywhere. 01:03:35.438 --> 01:03:37.048 align:center Guys, this is Elliot. 01:03:37.092 --> 01:03:38.876 align:center Elliot, meet my very good friends from New York, 01:03:38.920 --> 01:03:40.399 align:center the Bruces. 01:03:40.443 --> 01:03:42.314 align:center Hi. Hi, hi. Hello, hi, nice to meet you. 01:03:42.358 --> 01:03:44.534 align:center - Hello, Elliot. - Okay, guys, have fun. Go roam. 01:03:44.577 --> 01:03:47.232 align:center Drink for free, buy everything, thank you. 01:03:48.407 --> 01:03:50.148 align:center Thank fucking God, 01:03:50.192 --> 01:03:52.237 align:center I thought my face was gonna crack off from fake smiling. 01:03:52.281 --> 01:03:54.239 align:center Hi! Oh... 01:03:57.982 --> 01:04:01.986 align:center Okay. I'm sorry about the other night. 01:04:02.030 --> 01:04:03.814 align:center I think I was, 01:04:03.857 --> 01:04:06.556 align:center I think I was more stressed about the show than I thought 01:04:06.599 --> 01:04:08.427 align:center and, um, I'm sorry. 01:04:09.254 --> 01:04:10.603 align:center Thank you... 01:04:10.647 --> 01:04:12.388 align:center But it's going really well, right? 01:04:12.431 --> 01:04:13.998 align:center I feel like it's going really well. 01:04:14.694 --> 01:04:16.131 align:center - Yep. Yeah. - Yeah, okay. 01:04:16.174 --> 01:04:17.436 align:center This is what I want to do. 01:04:18.655 --> 01:04:20.657 align:center I want you to go to the ladies' room. 01:04:20.700 --> 01:04:23.181 align:center I want you to wait in the furthest stall 01:04:23.225 --> 01:04:24.966 align:center for three minutes. 01:04:25.009 --> 01:04:27.359 align:center And then I'm gonna come in and fuck you with this dildo. 01:04:28.752 --> 01:04:30.449 align:center No. Are you drunk? No. 01:04:30.797 --> 01:04:33.061 align:center Wha--? Don't be a buzzkill; 01:04:33.104 --> 01:04:34.888 align:center it's gonna be fun. 01:04:34.932 --> 01:04:38.501 align:center And also, this is technically a work-related event, so... 01:04:38.936 --> 01:04:40.720 align:center - I am paying you. - Mm-hmm. 01:04:40.764 --> 01:04:42.157 align:center So you have to do what I say. 01:04:42.548 --> 01:04:45.987 align:center I mean, that's, like, gotta be sexual harassment or something? 01:04:46.030 --> 01:04:47.336 align:center Oh, aww. 01:04:47.901 --> 01:04:49.338 align:center Come on, baby. 01:04:49.860 --> 01:04:50.992 align:center Please? 01:04:51.905 --> 01:04:53.559 align:center Thing is, that I'm just, 01:04:53.603 --> 01:04:56.475 align:center I'm really, really wet just thinking about it, so. 01:05:08.879 --> 01:05:09.967 align:center Erika? 01:05:10.011 --> 01:05:10.968 align:center Erika. 01:05:12.013 --> 01:05:15.146 align:center I'd like to introduce you to Margaret Epstein. From MoMA. 01:05:15.190 --> 01:05:17.148 align:center Wow, yes. It is such a pleasure. 01:05:18.497 --> 01:05:21.413 align:center We-- We've chatted on the phone but never in person. 01:05:21.805 --> 01:05:24.938 align:center Really, Erika, I am such a fan. 01:05:24.982 --> 01:05:27.158 align:center Oh, my God. Thank you. 01:05:28.290 --> 01:05:30.683 align:center You are more than an artist. 01:05:31.380 --> 01:05:35.210 align:center You are a psychologist of the human condition. 01:05:36.167 --> 01:05:37.821 align:center You know what? 01:05:37.864 --> 01:05:40.215 align:center I absolutely agree with you. 01:05:40.519 --> 01:05:41.912 align:center Right? 01:05:41.955 --> 01:05:42.869 align:center Right? 01:05:44.436 --> 01:05:45.785 align:center The new work, though. 01:05:45.829 --> 01:05:47.613 align:center - Yes. - I must say. 01:05:48.745 --> 01:05:51.139 align:center I'm not so sure it's up to par. 01:05:54.446 --> 01:05:56.448 align:center Well, I... I... 01:05:56.840 --> 01:06:00.887 align:center do always strive to... break new ground creatively. 01:06:00.931 --> 01:06:02.715 align:center - Erika never plays it safe. - Yeah. Mm-hmm. 01:06:02.759 --> 01:06:05.544 align:center And she never repeats herself. That's what makes her iconic. 01:06:05.979 --> 01:06:07.024 align:center Hmm. 01:06:07.068 --> 01:06:09.418 align:center And I'm going to show you a piece 01:06:09.461 --> 01:06:11.724 align:center that illustrates that right over here. 01:06:11.768 --> 01:06:13.465 align:center Come this way. Come this way. 01:06:45.976 --> 01:06:48.370 align:center Even more than an artist, I sort of think of myself 01:06:48.413 --> 01:06:51.634 align:center as a... psychologist of the human condition. 01:06:52.025 --> 01:06:52.896 align:center You know? 01:06:55.464 --> 01:06:56.378 align:center Elliot. 01:06:57.422 --> 01:06:58.293 align:center Erika? 01:07:01.470 --> 01:07:03.124 align:center I don't even wanna know 01:07:03.167 --> 01:07:04.908 align:center what you're doing in the women's bathroom, okay? 01:07:04.951 --> 01:07:06.431 align:center - You need to get... - Oh, my God. 01:07:06.475 --> 01:07:08.259 align:center - your shit together. - Yeah. 01:07:08.303 --> 01:07:10.348 align:center And you gotta come with me. Right now. Let's go. Come on. 01:07:12.785 --> 01:07:14.004 align:center Is that you? 01:07:31.413 --> 01:07:32.370 align:center Elliot. 01:07:32.936 --> 01:07:34.285 align:center You gotta think about this, okay? 01:07:34.329 --> 01:07:35.591 align:center Just think it through. Think it through. 01:07:36.983 --> 01:07:38.768 align:center Oh, my God. 01:07:40.465 --> 01:07:42.511 align:center What the fuck is wrong with you? 01:07:43.425 --> 01:07:45.905 align:center Uh... I'm sorry, sir, can I help you? 01:07:45.949 --> 01:07:47.037 align:center What? 01:07:47.472 --> 01:07:48.299 align:center Are you joking? 01:07:50.997 --> 01:07:53.043 align:center Erika, that video was just supposed to be for-- 01:07:53.086 --> 01:07:54.697 align:center Ours. That was supposed to be for us. 01:07:54.740 --> 01:07:56.438 align:center I trusted you with that 01:07:56.481 --> 01:07:58.483 align:center and then you go and put it in your show without my consent. 01:07:58.527 --> 01:08:00.137 align:center Sorry, sir, you seem to be quite drunk. 01:08:00.181 --> 01:08:01.921 align:center I don't know if you-- if you need any assistance. 01:08:01.965 --> 01:08:03.793 align:center I get that you've done fucked up shit before, right? 01:08:03.836 --> 01:08:05.447 align:center But this on a whole new level of fucked up-ness. 01:08:05.490 --> 01:08:07.362 align:center Hey, excuse me. What's, uh-- 01:08:07.405 --> 01:08:09.102 align:center - Something, is something wrong? - Yeah, I don't know. 01:08:09.146 --> 01:08:10.669 align:center This man seems to be having some sort of psychotic episode. 01:08:10.713 --> 01:08:12.323 align:center Erika, you can't. 01:08:12.367 --> 01:08:15.631 align:center You cannot just act like some kind of god up in the sky 01:08:15.674 --> 01:08:16.980 align:center and none of your actions, 01:08:17.023 --> 01:08:18.416 align:center you know, have any ramifications. 01:08:18.460 --> 01:08:20.026 align:center - You can't just do that. - Sir? Sir. 01:08:20.070 --> 01:08:21.637 align:center Please, Erika. No, Vikktor, stop. 01:08:21.680 --> 01:08:23.378 align:center - Talk to me, Erika. - Sir. 01:08:23.421 --> 01:08:25.075 align:center He's on drugs, you need to get him out of here. 01:08:25.118 --> 01:08:26.337 align:center - Go fuck yourself. - Hey, hey. 01:08:26.381 --> 01:08:27.382 align:center - Go fuck yourself. - All right. Hey! 01:08:27.425 --> 01:08:28.644 align:center Fuck you, Erika. 01:08:28.687 --> 01:08:30.211 align:center - Go fuck yourself! - Go! 01:08:30.254 --> 01:08:32.082 align:center Get the fuck outta here! 01:08:52.189 --> 01:08:53.234 align:center - Well. 01:08:54.060 --> 01:08:57.542 align:center That... that was entertaining. 01:09:00.284 --> 01:09:02.504 align:center Never a dull moment. Right? 01:09:02.895 --> 01:09:04.027 align:center Okay. 01:09:04.854 --> 01:09:06.551 align:center What was I saying? 01:09:06.595 --> 01:09:09.293 align:center "Is Erika Tracy over?" 01:09:09.337 --> 01:09:11.687 align:center As if the art on display last night 01:09:11.730 --> 01:09:13.428 align:center was not proof enough 01:09:13.471 --> 01:09:16.822 align:center that this tired old whore is done-zo, 01:09:16.866 --> 01:09:19.869 align:center an enraged former boy toy-- That's you-- 01:09:19.912 --> 01:09:23.089 align:center exploded in her face at her own party. 01:09:23.133 --> 01:09:26.702 align:center Say buh-bye, bee-atch. 01:09:26.745 --> 01:09:28.573 align:center That's not even the worst one, you should read 01:09:28.617 --> 01:09:30.619 align:center - what the fucking Times said. - Yeah, no. I get it. I get it. 01:09:30.662 --> 01:09:32.447 align:center I drank a little bit too much last night. 01:09:32.490 --> 01:09:34.623 align:center Didn't we all? After you left, 01:09:34.666 --> 01:09:37.016 align:center I gave a fat guy half a hand job in the parking lot. 01:09:41.020 --> 01:09:41.934 align:center Aw, fuck. 01:09:42.500 --> 01:09:44.372 align:center - What? - Ah, Vikktor fired me. 01:09:44.415 --> 01:09:45.286 align:center Mm. 01:09:46.461 --> 01:09:47.766 align:center Are you surprised? 01:09:48.680 --> 01:09:49.594 align:center I guess not. 01:09:50.987 --> 01:09:53.381 align:center Well, don't feel too special. 01:09:54.773 --> 01:09:57.036 align:center With Erika officially past her sell-by date, 01:09:57.080 --> 01:09:58.299 align:center I think it's safe to say 01:09:58.342 --> 01:09:59.648 align:center we are all on the chopping block. 01:10:00.475 --> 01:10:03.129 align:center Thank God I don't really need to work anyway. 01:10:04.783 --> 01:10:08.613 align:center Oh, head's up. I am having a Grindr party-slash-orgy tonight, 01:10:08.657 --> 01:10:10.180 align:center so you might wanna find somewhere else to sleep. 01:10:10.920 --> 01:10:13.401 align:center How long's the man jamboree gonna last this time? 01:10:13.444 --> 01:10:14.576 align:center All weekend. 01:10:16.012 --> 01:10:16.882 align:center Okay. 01:10:17.405 --> 01:10:18.754 align:center I had nowhere left to go. 01:10:20.233 --> 01:10:21.322 align:center I had no job. 01:10:21.713 --> 01:10:22.671 align:center No prospects. 01:10:22.714 --> 01:10:24.325 align:center I was at the end of my rope. 01:10:39.731 --> 01:10:41.472 align:center Okay, okay! I'm leaving. 01:10:42.212 --> 01:10:43.082 align:center Fuck. 01:10:55.312 --> 01:10:57.358 align:center Hello? 01:11:00.665 --> 01:11:03.973 align:center Finally. God, what took you so fucking long? 01:11:04.016 --> 01:11:05.409 align:center Come on, get in here. 01:11:05.453 --> 01:11:06.932 align:center Don't fucking stand there like a halfwit. 01:11:08.630 --> 01:11:10.327 align:center I hate drinking alone. 01:11:10.806 --> 01:11:12.242 align:center It's so traj. 01:11:12.285 --> 01:11:14.157 align:center So look, come here. Just get-- 01:11:14.200 --> 01:11:17.247 align:center I wanna propose a toast. 01:11:17.726 --> 01:11:19.336 align:center To the bitter end... 01:11:20.032 --> 01:11:22.383 align:center ...of Erika Tracy. 01:11:22.426 --> 01:11:24.167 align:center - What? 01:11:25.298 --> 01:11:26.648 align:center Oh, did you not hear? 01:11:27.170 --> 01:11:32.088 align:center The show was a fucking disaster. 01:11:32.741 --> 01:11:34.786 align:center I'm done, finito. 01:11:35.308 --> 01:11:37.223 align:center Terminated. They fucking hate me. 01:11:37.267 --> 01:11:39.400 align:center They hate me. They hate me. 01:11:39.443 --> 01:11:42.620 align:center So now, we have to toast, we have to celebrate. 01:11:42.925 --> 01:11:44.666 align:center Will you celebrate with me? 01:11:44.709 --> 01:11:46.537 align:center Come on. Come on! 01:11:48.409 --> 01:11:49.801 align:center Mm! 01:11:52.369 --> 01:11:55.285 align:center Yeah. Here, have more, this helps. 01:11:55.328 --> 01:11:57.026 align:center Come on-- 01:11:57.069 --> 01:11:58.680 align:center No, it's good, it's good, it's good, it's good, it's good, 01:11:59.942 --> 01:12:01.334 align:center Okay? 01:12:01.378 --> 01:12:02.988 align:center Mm-hmm. Mm! 01:12:03.511 --> 01:12:05.338 align:center You want some more? 01:12:05.382 --> 01:12:06.818 align:center - Mm-mm. - You want some more? 01:12:06.862 --> 01:12:08.080 align:center - Just like a little bit more? - No, Erika-- 01:12:08.124 --> 01:12:09.125 align:center - Little bit, bah, bah, bah! - Stop-- 01:12:09.168 --> 01:12:11.954 align:center Oh! 01:12:11.997 --> 01:12:13.738 align:center Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 01:12:14.739 --> 01:12:16.306 align:center Okay. Here's what I wanna do. 01:12:16.741 --> 01:12:18.177 align:center You come with me. 01:12:18.221 --> 01:12:19.527 align:center Here's what you're gonna do. You're gonna, 01:12:19.570 --> 01:12:21.267 align:center um, take all your fucking clothes off. 01:12:21.311 --> 01:12:22.181 align:center Take your clothes off. 01:12:22.225 --> 01:12:23.618 align:center What? 01:12:23.661 --> 01:12:25.228 align:center You're gonna take all your clothes off. 01:12:25.271 --> 01:12:26.969 align:center You take your clothes off, then you put this on. 01:12:27.012 --> 01:12:28.318 align:center - I don't want to take my... - Take all your clothes off! 01:12:28.361 --> 01:12:29.972 align:center Come on! Let's go! 01:12:30.015 --> 01:12:31.887 align:center - Erika, I don't want... - Just fucking do it! 01:12:31.930 --> 01:12:34.280 align:center Jesus fuck! 01:12:37.414 --> 01:12:40.330 align:center And into that. That's great. 01:12:40.373 --> 01:12:41.810 align:center Yes. 01:12:42.419 --> 01:12:44.726 align:center Yes. 01:12:44.769 --> 01:12:47.642 align:center Come on. We don't have all night. Let's go! 01:12:48.817 --> 01:12:51.123 align:center Okay. You're gonna love this. 01:12:51.167 --> 01:12:53.386 align:center This is so good, I have something so good. 01:12:53.430 --> 01:12:54.649 align:center Okay. 01:12:54.692 --> 01:12:56.215 align:center This is so-- 01:12:56.259 --> 01:12:57.826 align:center Okay, you can sit down here. 01:12:57.869 --> 01:12:59.436 align:center You sit, sit there. 01:13:00.350 --> 01:13:03.222 align:center You go like that... 01:13:05.921 --> 01:13:07.836 align:center Like... I go... 01:13:07.879 --> 01:13:09.794 align:center Oh, you're so pretty! 01:13:09.838 --> 01:13:11.535 align:center - What are you doing? - Shush, shush, shush! 01:13:11.579 --> 01:13:13.711 align:center No, no questions. Oh. 01:13:14.233 --> 01:13:15.931 align:center Hi. Hi. 01:13:16.497 --> 01:13:18.020 align:center Mm! 01:13:18.063 --> 01:13:19.325 align:center Okay. 01:13:19.369 --> 01:13:20.501 align:center Here's what I'm gonna do. 01:13:20.544 --> 01:13:21.502 align:center Tonight... 01:13:22.328 --> 01:13:23.286 align:center ...you... 01:13:24.156 --> 01:13:25.549 align:center ...are gonna be me. 01:13:26.245 --> 01:13:27.943 align:center And I am gonna fuck you. 01:13:28.683 --> 01:13:31.468 align:center And then I will be fucking myself. 01:13:32.077 --> 01:13:33.470 align:center Literally this time. 01:13:33.514 --> 01:13:34.993 align:center - So I get to finally-- - No, I'm... 01:13:35.037 --> 01:13:36.473 align:center - I'm not doing that. - No, no, no. 01:13:36.517 --> 01:13:38.170 align:center Sh, sh, sh. Come on, come on. No, no, no, no. 01:13:38.214 --> 01:13:39.955 align:center - No, no, no! - I don't wanna do that. 01:13:39.998 --> 01:13:41.173 align:center No, come on, sit. 01:13:41.217 --> 01:13:42.479 align:center - Please stop. - Just-- 01:13:42.523 --> 01:13:43.524 align:center - Oh, you don't wanna fuck me? - No. 01:13:43.567 --> 01:13:45.177 align:center Come on. 01:13:45.221 --> 01:13:46.744 align:center Come on. Oh, come on. 01:13:46.788 --> 01:13:48.180 align:center - Come on, come on, come on. - This isn't funny. 01:13:48.224 --> 01:13:49.747 align:center - Come on, come on, oh... - Stop. 01:13:49.791 --> 01:13:51.314 align:center - Come on. - Stop it. 01:13:51.357 --> 01:13:52.663 align:center - Are you fucking crazy? 01:13:52.707 --> 01:13:53.925 align:center Come on! 01:13:53.969 --> 01:13:55.100 align:center Come on! 01:13:56.841 --> 01:13:58.582 align:center I just told you what I want you to do. 01:13:58.626 --> 01:13:59.844 align:center Can you just do it for me? 01:13:59.888 --> 01:14:01.803 align:center Can you just do what I asked you to do? 01:14:01.846 --> 01:14:03.848 align:center Erika, what is wrong with you? 01:14:03.892 --> 01:14:05.633 align:center What the fu-- Are you fucking insane? 01:14:06.111 --> 01:14:07.983 align:center Stop! This is not fun anymore. 01:14:08.026 --> 01:14:09.332 align:center - Erika, listen to me. - You do it! 01:14:09.375 --> 01:14:10.942 align:center - Right no. No. - Do it! 01:14:10.986 --> 01:14:13.031 align:center - Will you-- Erika, stop! - Ow! 01:14:16.513 --> 01:14:17.383 align:center No. 01:14:18.254 --> 01:14:21.431 align:center - Do not hit me! 01:14:23.781 --> 01:14:25.478 align:center And that's the last thing I remember. 01:14:26.741 --> 01:14:27.785 align:center So you hit her? 01:14:28.133 --> 01:14:29.047 align:center No. 01:14:29.439 --> 01:14:31.049 align:center What? No, I didn't hit her. 01:14:31.093 --> 01:14:34.270 align:center She was attacking me. I was just defending myself. 01:14:34.313 --> 01:14:35.750 align:center I mean, I'd never seen Erika like this. 01:14:35.793 --> 01:14:37.969 align:center So unhinged. Like she'd nothing left to lose. 01:14:38.709 --> 01:14:41.103 align:center You said she was intoxicated when you arrived. 01:14:42.452 --> 01:14:44.280 align:center Y-Yeah, I mean, she was definitely fucked up, 01:14:44.323 --> 01:14:45.977 align:center but I-I, I mean, 01:14:46.021 --> 01:14:48.501 align:center you know, she was really upset about the show tanking 01:14:48.545 --> 01:14:50.765 align:center so, I mean, I don't know if she was on anything 01:14:50.808 --> 01:14:52.418 align:center besides alcohol, but... 01:14:52.462 --> 01:14:53.898 align:center You were under the influence as well. 01:14:54.856 --> 01:14:57.162 align:center I had a few glasses of champagne, but that was it. 01:14:59.687 --> 01:15:01.645 align:center You said earlier you blacked out. 01:15:03.734 --> 01:15:05.431 align:center Um, well, I hadn't eaten all day. 01:15:06.650 --> 01:15:08.260 align:center I guess that the alcohol was hitting me, 01:15:08.304 --> 01:15:10.306 align:center you know, a little bit harder than usual. 01:15:10.349 --> 01:15:11.568 align:center So let me get this straight-- 01:15:12.003 --> 01:15:13.439 align:center You drove to Erika's house. 01:15:13.788 --> 01:15:15.398 align:center You got drunk. 01:15:15.441 --> 01:15:17.966 align:center You got in a violent physical altercation with her. 01:15:18.401 --> 01:15:21.099 align:center And then you conveniently blacked out 01:15:21.143 --> 01:15:22.710 align:center and can't account for anything 01:15:22.753 --> 01:15:24.450 align:center that happened for the rest of the night? 01:15:24.494 --> 01:15:26.670 align:center I didn't conveniently black out. 01:15:27.105 --> 01:15:28.759 align:center Yeah. If you say so. 01:15:30.108 --> 01:15:32.110 align:center After you regained consciousness, 01:15:32.154 --> 01:15:33.590 align:center then what happened? 01:15:47.604 --> 01:15:48.561 align:center Erika? 01:15:51.869 --> 01:15:52.740 align:center Erika. 01:15:55.830 --> 01:15:57.875 align:center Stop fucking around, Erika. Where are you? 01:16:14.631 --> 01:16:15.545 align:center Fuck. 01:16:16.502 --> 01:16:17.416 align:center Fuck. 01:16:21.812 --> 01:16:22.726 align:center Oh, fuck. 01:16:23.727 --> 01:16:24.641 align:center Fuck. 01:16:25.076 --> 01:16:26.251 align:center Oh, fuck. 01:16:27.035 --> 01:16:28.601 align:center Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. 01:16:31.909 --> 01:16:33.084 align:center Fuck. 01:16:34.390 --> 01:16:35.478 align:center Erika. 01:16:49.535 --> 01:16:51.320 align:center W-Wait... Wake up, wake up. 01:16:57.935 --> 01:16:59.458 align:center Erika, Erika. Wake up. 01:16:59.502 --> 01:17:01.112 align:center Wake up, Erika. Erika, wake up! 01:17:01.156 --> 01:17:02.635 align:center Erika! Come on, stop fucking with me. 01:17:02.679 --> 01:17:04.507 align:center Come on. Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up. 01:17:04.550 --> 01:17:05.682 align:center Come on, come on. 01:17:22.743 --> 01:17:25.571 align:center Hi. Uh, h-hello. My, uh... my friend, 01:17:25.615 --> 01:17:28.487 align:center she... fell into the pool. Uh, there was an accident, she-- 01:17:28.531 --> 01:17:30.359 align:center I tried to give her mouth-to-mouth, but I think-- 01:17:30.402 --> 01:17:32.709 align:center Uh, ten thousand ten Wonderland Terrace, yes. 01:17:32.753 --> 01:17:35.886 align:center Um... okay, y-yeah. But, p-please hurry. 01:17:35.930 --> 01:17:37.845 align:center Okay. Okay. 01:17:49.073 --> 01:17:50.031 align:center Erika? 01:17:56.820 --> 01:17:57.690 align:center Erika? 01:18:01.651 --> 01:18:03.871 align:center And then her body miraculously disappeared? 01:18:05.524 --> 01:18:07.135 align:center I don't know, I mean, 01:18:07.178 --> 01:18:09.920 align:center I went inside the house for like 60 seconds to call 911. 01:18:10.399 --> 01:18:12.009 align:center How long were you unconscious? 01:18:12.053 --> 01:18:13.532 align:center I don't remember! 01:18:13.576 --> 01:18:15.317 align:center But I didn't kill her, I know that for sure. 01:18:17.841 --> 01:18:21.410 align:center Is there anyone you can think of that may have wanted Erika dead? 01:18:23.629 --> 01:18:25.631 align:center She wasn't universally loved, but... 01:18:26.067 --> 01:18:27.677 align:center I can't think of anyone she pissed off enough 01:18:27.720 --> 01:18:28.983 align:center to want her murdered. 01:18:31.768 --> 01:18:33.814 align:center I don't know. I can't say for sure, though. I... 01:18:34.945 --> 01:18:37.121 align:center I honestly didn't know her that well. 01:18:43.998 --> 01:18:45.303 align:center So, what happens now? 01:18:48.611 --> 01:18:52.136 align:center Well, with no body, there's no evidence, so... 01:18:53.659 --> 01:18:54.835 align:center ...you're free to go. 01:18:55.792 --> 01:18:56.662 align:center What? 01:18:57.228 --> 01:18:59.491 align:center I can just leave? 01:18:59.535 --> 01:19:00.405 align:center For now. 01:19:01.276 --> 01:19:02.625 align:center But don't go far. 01:19:04.366 --> 01:19:06.368 align:center So how many days has it been now? 01:19:06.759 --> 01:19:08.370 align:center Uh, five. 01:19:08.413 --> 01:19:10.241 align:center Uh, yeah, the police say the longer that she's missing, 01:19:10.285 --> 01:19:12.156 align:center the less likely it is that she's alive. 01:19:13.027 --> 01:19:14.680 align:center Do you think I need to get a lawyer? 01:19:14.724 --> 01:19:16.595 align:center I mean, not that I can afford one, but... 01:19:17.074 --> 01:19:20.208 align:center Well, let's stay optimistic for the time being. 01:19:20.251 --> 01:19:21.644 align:center Speaking of. 01:19:21.687 --> 01:19:24.821 align:center Seems like the clickbait drama 01:19:24.865 --> 01:19:27.041 align:center has restored Erika's market value, 01:19:27.084 --> 01:19:28.129 align:center at the very least. 01:19:28.172 --> 01:19:29.391 align:center What? 01:19:29.434 --> 01:19:31.262 align:center Every one of her pieces 01:19:31.306 --> 01:19:33.874 align:center from her shitty train wreck show sold out. 01:19:33.917 --> 01:19:35.832 align:center So I guess it's true what they say: 01:19:36.398 --> 01:19:39.792 align:center "An artist is worth more dead than alive." 01:19:40.445 --> 01:19:41.751 align:center I mean... 01:19:42.360 --> 01:19:45.363 align:center Is it just me, or is that so unbelievably fucked up? 01:19:45.407 --> 01:19:48.149 align:center Welcome to the sad reality of now. 01:19:48.192 --> 01:19:50.368 align:center I'm gonna go for a run. You want me to get you anything 01:19:50.412 --> 01:19:52.675 align:center - while I'm out? - No, um, I'm good. 01:19:52.718 --> 01:19:54.372 align:center Text me if you change your mind. 01:19:54.416 --> 01:19:55.460 align:center Okay. 01:19:57.158 --> 01:19:59.029 align:center - You expecting a package? - No. 01:20:05.514 --> 01:20:06.471 align:center Elliot? 01:20:08.082 --> 01:20:09.257 align:center It's for you. 01:20:21.530 --> 01:20:22.748 align:center I'll give you two a minute. 01:20:29.190 --> 01:20:30.452 align:center Hi. 01:20:34.021 --> 01:20:35.022 align:center So... 01:20:37.154 --> 01:20:38.373 align:center ...what you're trying to say is, 01:20:38.416 --> 01:20:39.983 align:center is that it's all Vikktor's fault? 01:20:40.027 --> 01:20:41.942 align:center No. No, no, no, no. Definitely not. 01:20:41.985 --> 01:20:44.814 align:center I-I take full responsibility for my part in this, but-- 01:20:46.424 --> 01:20:50.167 align:center After the show bombed... the brand took a huge hit. 01:20:50.211 --> 01:20:51.908 align:center We had to do something. 01:20:52.517 --> 01:20:54.128 align:center But use me in a plot 01:20:54.171 --> 01:20:56.652 align:center to fake your own death for publicity? 01:20:56.695 --> 01:20:59.437 align:center I understand why you're upset. I do. 01:20:59.481 --> 01:21:02.223 align:center Which is why I'm here apologizing in person. 01:21:02.266 --> 01:21:03.746 align:center And as I told you, I already cleared 01:21:03.789 --> 01:21:04.877 align:center everything up with the police. 01:21:04.921 --> 01:21:07.402 align:center Oh. Oh, yeah. Thanks for that. 01:21:07.445 --> 01:21:10.796 align:center And I'm sorry. I'm truly, truly sorry. 01:21:10.840 --> 01:21:13.843 align:center But the studio was hemorrhaging money. 01:21:13.886 --> 01:21:15.976 align:center And, and when Vikktor came up 01:21:16.019 --> 01:21:17.238 align:center with this whole cockamamie scheme, I-- 01:21:18.413 --> 01:21:19.762 align:center I didn't know what else to do. 01:21:24.723 --> 01:21:25.637 align:center Did you roofie me? 01:21:28.075 --> 01:21:29.076 align:center I had to. 01:21:30.903 --> 01:21:32.993 align:center For the plan to work, you had to be just a little foggier 01:21:33.036 --> 01:21:34.951 align:center than usual, and we needed time. 01:21:34.995 --> 01:21:37.084 align:center You know, to pull off the operation. 01:21:37.998 --> 01:21:39.260 align:center It was your usual just... 01:21:40.217 --> 01:21:42.219 align:center ...spy movie stuff. 01:21:43.307 --> 01:21:46.310 align:center I mean, to be honest, the hardest part 01:21:46.354 --> 01:21:48.530 align:center was forcing myself not to breathe or laugh 01:21:48.573 --> 01:21:50.575 align:center when you were giving me mouth-to-mouth. 01:21:54.536 --> 01:21:57.452 align:center And then Vikktor and I waited outside 01:21:57.495 --> 01:21:59.280 align:center to make sure you called 911. 01:22:02.674 --> 01:22:04.633 align:center And the rest is history. 01:22:07.027 --> 01:22:08.028 align:center Why me? 01:22:09.681 --> 01:22:10.987 align:center Well, you gave us a... 01:22:11.770 --> 01:22:12.771 align:center I mean with your whole... 01:22:13.816 --> 01:22:15.383 align:center ...meltdown at the opening, 01:22:15.426 --> 01:22:17.602 align:center it was a pretty convenient motive. 01:22:17.646 --> 01:22:19.039 align:center You know? And plus, 01:22:19.082 --> 01:22:21.737 align:center you're the most gullible/trustworthy of my-- 01:22:22.042 --> 01:22:24.914 align:center Most of my friends would just run away, not even call 911. 01:22:27.873 --> 01:22:30.702 align:center I don't know what to say. 01:22:30.746 --> 01:22:31.616 align:center I mean... 01:22:32.922 --> 01:22:34.271 align:center I'm happy you're alive. 01:22:36.099 --> 01:22:39.276 align:center But I'm so unbelievably angry at the same time. 01:22:39.929 --> 01:22:41.974 align:center I mean, I was just living my life. 01:22:42.018 --> 01:22:44.064 align:center Minding my own business, and then you come along, 01:22:44.107 --> 01:22:45.674 align:center and before I even know what's happening, 01:22:45.717 --> 01:22:48.285 align:center I'm a sex slave to a complete fucking sociopath, 01:22:48.329 --> 01:22:50.853 align:center and being interrogated by the cops for murder. 01:22:51.288 --> 01:22:54.552 align:center - That's fair. - It's not fucking fair, Erika! 01:22:54.596 --> 01:22:55.814 align:center It's fucked up! 01:22:56.467 --> 01:22:58.252 align:center Do you not understand what you've done? 01:22:58.295 --> 01:23:00.515 align:center I've lost everything because of you. 01:23:00.558 --> 01:23:01.864 align:center I mean, Erika, 01:23:01.907 --> 01:23:04.040 align:center I had real fucking feelings for you 01:23:04.084 --> 01:23:06.651 align:center and you destroyed my entire fucking life. 01:23:06.695 --> 01:23:08.566 align:center Well, I know you're upset right now, 01:23:08.610 --> 01:23:10.002 align:center but you need to trust me, 01:23:10.046 --> 01:23:11.700 align:center as somebody who has come back from the dead 01:23:11.743 --> 01:23:13.876 align:center literally and figuratively, more than once, 01:23:13.919 --> 01:23:15.704 align:center your life is not destroyed. 01:23:16.400 --> 01:23:19.316 align:center In fact... there's a silver lining. 01:23:19.360 --> 01:23:20.883 align:center Silver lining? What the fuck are you even talking about? 01:23:20.926 --> 01:23:22.189 align:center Okay. I'll tell you. 01:23:22.232 --> 01:23:23.668 align:center Remember when-- when I was saying that 01:23:23.712 --> 01:23:25.192 align:center in order to break through the noise 01:23:25.235 --> 01:23:26.454 align:center and get people's attention these days, 01:23:26.497 --> 01:23:28.195 align:center you have to make a big commotion? 01:23:28.238 --> 01:23:29.892 align:center Well, now, you, 01:23:29.935 --> 01:23:32.634 align:center despite whatever nuisance it's caused at the moment, 01:23:32.677 --> 01:23:34.679 align:center you can now go and make a documentary. 01:23:34.723 --> 01:23:36.942 align:center Or, uh, write a book, or a miniseries, 01:23:36.986 --> 01:23:39.380 align:center or, whatever, after you change all the names, and it'll say, 01:23:39.423 --> 01:23:41.817 align:center "Based on an insane but shockingly true story." 01:23:41.860 --> 01:23:44.124 align:center Which is all people give a shit about these days. 01:23:45.473 --> 01:23:49.085 align:center So, what? Y-You... you expect me to be grateful? 01:23:49.129 --> 01:23:52.958 align:center For, uh, you implicating me in this entire fucking shitshow? 01:23:54.395 --> 01:23:55.483 align:center Yes. 01:23:55.526 --> 01:23:56.397 align:center Wow. 01:23:57.311 --> 01:23:58.138 align:center Wow. 01:23:59.748 --> 01:24:03.665 align:center You are... fucking something else. 01:24:06.798 --> 01:24:08.974 align:center I don't believe in shame or regret or... 01:24:09.584 --> 01:24:11.412 align:center ...any of the other fucked up 01:24:11.455 --> 01:24:13.457 align:center brainwashing they give you in Catholic school. 01:24:15.024 --> 01:24:16.591 align:center Uh, ladies and gentlemen, 01:24:16.634 --> 01:24:18.332 align:center we have a very special guest in the studio today. 01:24:18.375 --> 01:24:21.509 align:center Uh, world-renowned artist and now author, uh, Erika Tracy. 01:24:22.771 --> 01:24:23.989 align:center Erika's autobiography, 01:24:24.033 --> 01:24:25.730 align:center Confessions of a Slut: 01:24:25.774 --> 01:24:27.689 align:center How To Get Laid and Conquer the World at the Same Time 01:24:27.732 --> 01:24:30.735 align:center is online and in bookstores now. Go get it. 01:24:31.171 --> 01:24:33.564 align:center Erika, I mean, welcome to the show, obviously. 01:24:33.608 --> 01:24:35.175 align:center Kinda can't believe you're here right now. 01:24:35.218 --> 01:24:36.915 align:center It's so crazy. 01:24:36.959 --> 01:24:38.265 align:center That makes two of us. 01:24:38.308 --> 01:24:40.528 align:center - Um, I was surprised 01:24:40.571 --> 01:24:43.400 align:center to see that I made enough of an impression 01:24:43.444 --> 01:24:45.881 align:center to warrant an entire chapter in your book. 01:24:45.924 --> 01:24:48.449 align:center I mean, I'm full of surprises, you should know that by now. 01:24:48.492 --> 01:24:50.451 align:center Do I ever! Uh-- 01:24:50.494 --> 01:24:51.800 align:center - Um, um... 01:24:51.843 --> 01:24:53.193 align:center So that was fun. 01:24:53.628 --> 01:24:54.890 align:center - It actually was. - Yeah. 01:24:54.933 --> 01:24:56.326 align:center - It was great. - Yeah. 01:24:56.370 --> 01:24:57.588 align:center And it looks like you were right again. 01:24:57.632 --> 01:24:58.894 align:center What do you mean? 01:24:58.937 --> 01:25:00.330 align:center Well, you always said that I'd see 01:25:00.374 --> 01:25:01.766 align:center the benefits of our relationship in the end, 01:25:01.810 --> 01:25:02.985 align:center and I mean, well, here we are. 01:25:03.028 --> 01:25:04.595 align:center I'm always right. 01:25:04.639 --> 01:25:06.118 align:center - You should know this. - That is, that is so true. 01:25:06.162 --> 01:25:07.816 align:center Hey, I, uh, 01:25:07.859 --> 01:25:10.340 align:center did you wanna get, like, a drink or dinner or something? 01:25:10.384 --> 01:25:12.690 align:center Elliot, are you hitting on me? 01:25:13.169 --> 01:25:14.039 align:center Maybe. 01:25:15.867 --> 01:25:17.391 align:center - I have plans tonight. - Ah. 01:25:17.434 --> 01:25:19.131 align:center And I'm flying out first thing in the morning. 01:25:19.175 --> 01:25:20.785 align:center And plus, I've already fucked you, so what's the point? 01:25:20.829 --> 01:25:21.960 align:center So true. 01:25:23.135 --> 01:25:24.789 align:center - You do look good, though. - Thank you. 01:25:25.137 --> 01:25:26.791 align:center What'd you do? Did you replace me or something? 01:25:26.835 --> 01:25:28.880 align:center Oh, Erika, trust me. There's no replacing you. 01:25:28.924 --> 01:25:30.317 align:center Why? Have you replaced me? 01:25:30.360 --> 01:25:31.796 align:center - Yeah, of course. - Ah. 01:25:31.840 --> 01:25:32.971 align:center But it's not the same. 01:25:33.015 --> 01:25:34.103 align:center That's nice to hear. 01:25:34.146 --> 01:25:35.409 align:center Well, I'm not worried about you. 01:25:35.452 --> 01:25:37.237 align:center I mean, you know, I'm sure there's 01:25:37.280 --> 01:25:39.500 align:center a lot of weak men looking for a strong woman to dominate them. 01:25:39.543 --> 01:25:40.936 align:center - Ouch. - I know. 01:25:40.979 --> 01:25:43.504 align:center Wow. I do want to tell you, though, 01:25:43.547 --> 01:25:47.377 align:center that I... I'm proud of you. 01:25:48.335 --> 01:25:51.555 align:center Oh. Um... thank you. That-- That means a lot. 01:25:52.469 --> 01:25:54.036 align:center Aw, gracias, babe. 01:25:54.079 --> 01:25:56.734 align:center Jesus, this is Elliot. Elliot, this is Jesus. 01:25:56.778 --> 01:25:58.388 align:center Hey, man. Nice to meet you. 01:25:58.432 --> 01:25:59.998 align:center No, no. He doesn't speak English. 01:26:00.042 --> 01:26:01.870 align:center - So... - Oh, yeah, no, of course not. 01:26:01.913 --> 01:26:03.915 align:center I really hate to break up this circle jerk, 01:26:03.959 --> 01:26:05.395 align:center but our next segment is ready 01:26:05.439 --> 01:26:07.571 align:center - and we are on a tight schedule. - Mm-hmm. 01:26:07.615 --> 01:26:09.181 align:center Have we met before? 01:26:11.575 --> 01:26:12.707 align:center Two minutes. 01:26:14.099 --> 01:26:15.971 align:center Let's not make it another two years. 01:26:16.014 --> 01:26:18.103 align:center Definitely. If you're in New York, call me. 01:26:18.147 --> 01:26:19.235 align:center Uh, it's a date. 01:26:19.801 --> 01:26:21.019 align:center - Bye, Elliot. - Bye. 01:26:49.657 --> 01:26:51.093 align:center Dearly beloved... 01:26:52.660 --> 01:26:54.618 align:center ...we are gathered here today 01:26:54.662 --> 01:26:57.491 align:center to witness the union of these two beautiful souls... 01:26:58.753 --> 01:26:59.841 align:center ...as one. 01:27:01.973 --> 01:27:05.890 align:center Do you, Elliot, take Erika to be your lawfully wedded wife? 01:27:06.674 --> 01:27:10.330 align:center To have and to hold? To honor and cherish? 01:27:11.113 --> 01:27:12.854 align:center Till death do you part? 01:27:13.681 --> 01:27:14.769 align:center I do. 01:27:15.770 --> 01:27:17.685 align:center And do you, Erika, 01:27:17.728 --> 01:27:20.209 align:center take Elliot to be your lawfully wedded husband... 01:27:20.949 --> 01:27:22.342 align:center ...to have and to hold... 01:27:23.168 --> 01:27:24.692 align:center ...to honor and cherish... 01:27:25.519 --> 01:27:27.129 align:center ...'til death do you part? 01:27:27.695 --> 01:27:28.739 align:center I do. 01:27:30.828 --> 01:27:32.526 align:center I pronounce you man and wife. 01:27:35.920 --> 01:27:37.139 align:center You may kiss the bride. 01:28:06.864 --> 01:28:09.476 align:center ♪ Free yourself 01:28:09.519 --> 01:28:13.915 align:center ♪ Keep on moving Up that mountaintop ♪ 01:28:13.958 --> 01:28:17.484 align:center ♪ Why don't you please yourself ♪ 01:28:17.527 --> 01:28:20.835 align:center ♪ If it feels so good then don't you ♪ 01:28:20.878 --> 01:28:24.099 align:center ♪ Baby, don't you stop 01:28:24.882 --> 01:28:28.103 align:center ♪ Don't stop Don't stop ♪ 01:28:28.930 --> 01:28:30.975 align:center ♪ Baby, don't you 01:28:31.367 --> 01:28:34.370 align:center ♪ Don't stand there Waiting all of your life ♪ 01:28:34.414 --> 01:28:38.026 align:center ♪ For the night To come and find you ♪ 01:28:39.331 --> 01:28:42.465 align:center ♪ The clock is ticking Baby, now is the time ♪ 01:28:42.509 --> 01:28:44.467 align:center ♪ For someone to come and hold you ♪ 01:28:47.339 --> 01:28:49.646 align:center ♪ You are a name Not a number ♪ 01:28:49.690 --> 01:28:51.692 align:center ♪ Extraordinary colors 01:28:51.735 --> 01:28:55.304 align:center ♪ Don't you hide Undercover, baby ♪ 01:28:55.347 --> 01:28:58.742 align:center ♪ Free yourself, Keep moving up-- ♪ 01:28:58.786 --> 01:28:59.656 align:center Okay. 01:29:00.352 --> 01:29:01.658 align:center Okay, good. 01:29:04.922 --> 01:29:06.881 align:center - My toothbrush-- - Do you wanna-- 01:29:09.840 --> 01:29:11.625 align:center Legendary, rock hard... 01:29:12.626 --> 01:29:14.932 align:center Sorry. Sorry. 01:29:14.976 --> 01:29:16.978 align:center - Mm-hmm. 01:29:17.544 --> 01:29:19.110 align:center ♪ Baby, don't you 01:29:19.154 --> 01:29:21.156 align:center Wear a cockstrap. 01:29:23.332 --> 01:29:24.725 align:center Should I wear a cockstrap? What-- 01:29:24.768 --> 01:29:26.509 align:center - Are you sure? - Yes. 01:29:26.553 --> 01:29:28.163 align:center - You're selling it so well. - Thank you so much, Olivia. 01:29:28.206 --> 01:29:29.817 align:center - It's awesome. 01:29:29.860 --> 01:29:31.601 align:center No, like, that's, like, not the vibe. 01:29:31.645 --> 01:29:33.081 align:center Ow. Fuck. - Oh, God. 01:29:36.954 --> 01:29:38.173 align:center Looking at you. 01:29:39.130 --> 01:29:40.175 align:center I'm looking at you. 01:29:40.218 --> 01:29:41.611 align:center - I knew it. 01:29:41.916 --> 01:29:42.917 align:center I knew it. 01:29:45.833 --> 01:29:47.095 align:center Okay. 01:29:48.836 --> 01:29:50.272 align:center Okay. 01:29:50.315 --> 01:29:53.057 align:center Greg, I'm gonna do this right down the barrel. 01:29:54.276 --> 01:29:57.497 align:center ♪ Keep on moving Up that mountaintop ♪ 01:29:59.281 --> 01:30:00.282 align:center Sorry, say that again? 01:30:00.587 --> 01:30:02.327 align:center - Sure. 01:30:02.371 --> 01:30:03.764 align:center - All right? - Mm-hmm. 01:30:07.855 --> 01:30:09.334 align:center She's so manipulative. 01:30:09.770 --> 01:30:12.250 align:center - I know.