WEBVTT 00:44.149 --> 00:46.499 Fuck. Fuck. 00:47.108 --> 00:48.370 Fuck. 00:48.892 --> 00:51.460 Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. 00:52.592 --> 00:54.289 Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. 00:57.466 --> 00:59.642 Fuck. 01:00.469 --> 01:02.079 Erika. 01:21.969 --> 01:24.406 I'm a slave to this vagina. 01:26.147 --> 01:28.280 - Join the fucking club. - Hmm. 01:28.323 --> 01:30.107 I think all this gum-chewing is giving me TMJ. 01:30.151 --> 01:32.414 Oh, please. 01:32.458 --> 01:34.503 My jaw's still sore from all the dick I sucked 01:34.547 --> 01:36.288 in Laguna last weekend. 01:38.551 --> 01:40.335 You know, I kind of thought this job 01:40.379 --> 01:42.555 was gonna be a little bit more intellectually stimulating. 01:44.339 --> 01:45.993 Oh, you're serious. 01:46.733 --> 01:48.735 But I, like, seriously need the money, 01:48.778 --> 01:50.302 so I guess beggars can't be choosers. 01:50.345 --> 01:51.868 Wait, wait, wait. 01:52.478 --> 01:54.175 - You don't have a trust fund? - Huh? 01:54.219 --> 01:55.394 What are you, an orphan? 01:55.437 --> 01:56.482 Hmm. 01:57.178 --> 01:59.702 Oh, shit. Vikktor, twelve o'clock. 02:00.747 --> 02:01.835 Elliot. 02:02.531 --> 02:05.447 Erika would like to see you in her office. 02:06.056 --> 02:07.449 Me? 02:07.493 --> 02:08.842 Well, you know I hate criticism, 02:08.885 --> 02:10.626 especially when it's accurate. 02:10.670 --> 02:13.629 Art these days is all about more noise, more commotion, 02:13.673 --> 02:15.936 otherwise you might as well be zombie-scrolling TikTok. 02:16.284 --> 02:18.068 It's so "my cock's bigger than yours" 02:18.112 --> 02:19.722 and it's so fucking boring. 02:19.766 --> 02:21.507 And I'm bored. I'm bored. Bye. 02:21.550 --> 02:23.509 Ugh, sorry about that. 02:23.552 --> 02:25.119 Oh, no problem. 02:27.382 --> 02:28.775 Elliot. 02:29.993 --> 02:31.430 Yes. 02:31.473 --> 02:32.953 How long have you been working for me now? 02:32.996 --> 02:34.389 A little over a week, I think. 02:34.433 --> 02:36.826 Wow. That long already. 02:38.219 --> 02:40.265 And how are you liking it here? 02:41.266 --> 02:43.180 - I love it. - Oh. 02:43.746 --> 02:46.619 - I see you've signed your NDA. - Hmm? 02:47.184 --> 02:48.751 In your application packet. 02:48.795 --> 02:52.189 Yep. Yes. Uh-huh. 02:52.233 --> 02:54.888 Well, we all think you're doing an excellent job here. 02:54.931 --> 02:56.585 Oh, great. 02:56.629 --> 02:58.152 But... 03:01.895 --> 03:05.768 There is... There is something I need to speak with you about. 03:06.639 --> 03:08.597 I wouldn't want you to take this the wrong way. 03:08.641 --> 03:11.383 but the way you've been looking at me 03:11.426 --> 03:13.254 has been making me feel uncomfortable. 03:15.561 --> 03:17.302 What? 03:17.345 --> 03:21.001 Don't pretend you haven't been flirting with me, Elliot. 03:21.044 --> 03:23.656 And it is entirely inappropriate in the workplace. 03:24.657 --> 03:26.398 Oh, my God. 03:26.441 --> 03:27.921 I am so sorry. 03:27.964 --> 03:28.965 I, um... 03:30.184 --> 03:32.534 I don't even know what I've been doing, exactly, 03:32.578 --> 03:36.146 but I promise, whatever it is, I-I will stop immediately. 03:36.190 --> 03:38.323 As long as we're really on the same page about that. 03:38.366 --> 03:40.107 I would love to be on the same page. Yes. 03:40.150 --> 03:42.457 Okay. Oh, gosh. 03:43.980 --> 03:48.289 Life... so fucking short. Don't you think? 03:48.898 --> 03:50.770 Do you have a girlfriend? 03:51.161 --> 03:53.642 What? I'm sorry. I-- 03:54.513 --> 03:58.865 Um, aren't you not supposed to ask questions like that? 03:58.908 --> 04:00.257 I'm not. 04:01.607 --> 04:03.348 Have I offended you? 04:03.391 --> 04:05.132 No. No. 04:06.046 --> 04:07.961 I just... 04:09.963 --> 04:12.922 do... have a girlfriend. 04:13.488 --> 04:15.360 Good. That helps. 04:15.403 --> 04:17.536 You wouldn't get weird then. 04:18.275 --> 04:19.799 Weird? 04:19.842 --> 04:21.148 If we fucked. 04:23.716 --> 04:25.761 So your relationship with your former employer 04:25.805 --> 04:27.589 was initiated by her? 04:27.633 --> 04:32.115 And you say it was primarily sexual in nature? 04:33.029 --> 04:34.335 Uh-huh. 04:34.379 --> 04:36.293 - What's that? - Yes. 04:39.209 --> 04:41.647 - Am I a suspect here? - Depends. 04:43.431 --> 04:46.129 Elliot, look. I realize it's been a long night, 04:46.173 --> 04:50.220 but we really need you to tell us the whole story. 04:51.352 --> 04:54.007 Okay. Yeah. I know. Um... 04:56.401 --> 04:59.491 It started a couple months ago, when I was fresh out of school. 05:00.100 --> 05:02.711 I was broke, and in desperate need of a job. 05:02.755 --> 05:05.801 Sex and sexuality are central to my work 05:05.845 --> 05:08.848 because as an artist I'm-- I'm seeking pure truth. 05:08.891 --> 05:11.851 You know, what lurks beneath the facades people hide behind. 05:13.069 --> 05:14.549 What are you watching? 05:14.593 --> 05:16.638 It's for my interview this afternoon. 05:16.682 --> 05:19.032 What interview? 05:19.380 --> 05:21.687 With her. Erika Tracy. 05:21.730 --> 05:24.690 I'm interviewing to be her assistant at her studio. 05:26.735 --> 05:28.868 You think her boobs are real? 05:28.911 --> 05:31.044 When you fuck someone, even a one-night stand, 05:31.087 --> 05:33.394 you're physically and emotionally naked. 05:33.438 --> 05:36.441 There's no bullshit, no presentation. 05:36.484 --> 05:38.138 That person knows you better than your mother 05:38.181 --> 05:40.096 or your best friend ever will. 05:40.445 --> 05:42.534 She's so good with words, right? 05:43.273 --> 05:45.406 - She looks kind of evil. - I know. 05:46.233 --> 05:47.582 Apparently, the rumor is that 05:47.626 --> 05:49.366 she, like, fucked Vincent Gallo 05:49.410 --> 05:51.760 at The Brown Bunny premiere in New York when she was 18. 05:53.501 --> 05:55.155 Is it embarrassing that I think that's cool? 05:55.982 --> 05:57.984 Only if you care that that's embarrassing. 05:58.506 --> 06:02.249 Everyone has a persona they put on in public. 06:02.292 --> 06:03.685 But during sex, 06:03.729 --> 06:06.949 your most intimate, primal self is revealed. 06:06.993 --> 06:08.951 That's what turns me on creatively. 06:08.995 --> 06:10.823 Okay, remind me what the difference is 06:10.866 --> 06:12.346 between this and porn. 06:12.389 --> 06:14.304 You know, lighting, context. 06:15.741 --> 06:16.916 Right. 06:18.221 --> 06:19.571 So does this mean that you're gonna 06:19.614 --> 06:20.963 pay your share of the rent for a change? 06:21.790 --> 06:24.358 Uh, I mean I have to get the job first, but I hope so. 06:24.967 --> 06:27.622 Yeah. Me too. I'm tired of supporting your lazy ass. 06:30.190 --> 06:31.844 Did you eat my fucking yogurt again? 06:31.887 --> 06:34.281 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'll get you more. I promise. 06:34.324 --> 06:36.065 - Activia. - The green kind. 06:36.109 --> 06:37.240 I know. 06:37.284 --> 06:39.025 - 06:42.463 --> 06:44.247 - 06:55.955 --> 06:58.479 You got this, man. 07:12.754 --> 07:15.540 Hi. I'm here for my 3:30 interview. 07:48.398 --> 07:49.791 Elliot? 07:56.581 --> 07:58.321 Should I give this to you or sh-- 08:12.379 --> 08:13.510 Sh-- Should I... 08:16.296 --> 08:18.733 Unless you'd rather stand for the entire interview. 08:18.777 --> 08:20.561 No. No. 08:20.605 --> 08:23.042 Oh, sorry. Here you go. 08:27.612 --> 08:31.659 So. Tell me a little bit about yourself. 08:31.703 --> 08:35.445 Well, I'm-- My name's Elliot. Um... 08:36.621 --> 08:40.450 I graduated from UCLA with a BFA in New Media-- 08:40.494 --> 08:43.105 That is all stuff in that resume, though. 08:44.280 --> 08:47.283 - Why do you want to work here? - Oh, well, I love your work. 08:49.024 --> 08:50.852 My early stuff or my recent work? 08:51.592 --> 08:54.726 Uh... honestly, both. 08:57.424 --> 08:59.948 Contemporary art is a scam, you know that, right? 09:00.688 --> 09:02.559 Uh... Uh-huh. 09:02.603 --> 09:03.952 The real art is convincing people 09:03.996 --> 09:06.085 you're making something meaningful and complex, 09:06.128 --> 09:08.522 when it's really just arbitrary masturbation. 09:10.002 --> 09:11.917 I'm currently working on a photographic series 09:11.960 --> 09:13.483 of nude men putting on make-up. 09:13.527 --> 09:15.747 You should... You should pose for me. 09:16.312 --> 09:17.879 Oh! 09:17.923 --> 09:20.012 That's so flatter-- No, no, no. I couldn't. 09:20.055 --> 09:22.536 - No, it's not really my thing. - Are you ashamed of your body? 09:22.884 --> 09:24.625 Oh, no. I wouldn't say that. I just-- 09:24.669 --> 09:25.887 You look bad without clothes on. 09:25.931 --> 09:27.672 No, I look fine without clothes on. 09:27.715 --> 09:29.674 - I don't know about that either. - Oh, is your dick a little-- 09:29.717 --> 09:31.458 - No, it's just not my thing. - It's okay. 09:31.501 --> 09:33.242 - No, I don't know why-- - It's fine, if it is. 09:33.286 --> 09:35.505 No. My-- It's not my-- No, my dic-- 09:35.549 --> 09:36.942 Oh! Sorry. I don't mean to say "dick." 09:36.985 --> 09:38.508 That's a rude thing to say in an interview. 09:38.552 --> 09:40.249 Oh, my God. 09:40.293 --> 09:43.557 Calm down. I am fucking with you. Wow. 09:43.600 --> 09:46.473 I would never say anything that inappropriate. 09:48.040 --> 09:50.129 You-- Okay. Okay. 09:50.869 --> 09:53.698 The, uh, door has been open the entire time 09:53.741 --> 09:57.092 if you haven't noticed, as per the woke police, so... 09:57.136 --> 09:59.834 Feel free to run away any time. 09:59.878 --> 10:02.576 Um... No. 10:02.619 --> 10:05.405 - I'm good. - Yeah. 10:05.840 --> 10:07.276 Can never be too careful. 10:08.800 --> 10:10.584 It's a good thing you have a sense of humor though, 10:10.627 --> 10:12.238 'cause otherwise, this is definitely 10:12.281 --> 10:13.848 not the place for you. 10:14.370 --> 10:15.850 Yeah. So, I'm-- 10:15.894 --> 10:17.765 I'm getting that, yeah. 10:17.809 --> 10:19.288 Okay, you're hired. 10:19.332 --> 10:20.202 - Really? - Yeah. 10:20.246 --> 10:21.682 Holy sh-- Wow. 10:21.726 --> 10:23.466 Yeah, this was just a formality. 10:24.337 --> 10:26.078 - Oh, my God. - But, you just-- 10:26.121 --> 10:29.559 You need to just... loosen up. You're very tightly wound. 10:29.603 --> 10:31.039 And a little loud. 10:31.083 --> 10:32.998 Uh, yeah. No problem. I can 100% do that. 10:33.041 --> 10:34.042 All right. 10:36.218 --> 10:37.829 - Bye-bye. - Is it-- Okay. 10:38.394 --> 10:42.007 Um... I-- Oh, I-- Uh, thanks. 10:42.050 --> 10:43.748 Thank you. Honestly. 10:43.791 --> 10:47.055 So Erika began grooming you the day that you met her? 10:47.795 --> 10:49.405 "Grooming" is kind of a loaded word. 10:49.449 --> 10:52.887 I mean, our relationship was 100% consensual, 10:52.931 --> 10:55.629 and, I mean, the attraction was definitely mutual. 10:55.672 --> 10:59.415 Plus, she was only 14 1/2 years older than I was. 10:59.807 --> 11:01.940 Erika was your employer, though. 11:03.115 --> 11:08.033 Yes. Yeah, but, in a weird way, that dynamic is kind of what... 11:09.121 --> 11:10.600 what made it so hot. 11:10.644 --> 11:12.864 I mean, it was-- you know, it was forbidden. 11:12.907 --> 11:15.692 It was... against society's rules. 11:16.302 --> 11:18.913 So are you saying you didn't find it suspicious 11:18.957 --> 11:21.089 that out of all the qualified applicants, 11:21.133 --> 11:24.789 Erika hired you for the position right on the spot? 11:26.007 --> 11:29.054 How awesome is that? My first post-college job! 11:29.097 --> 11:32.709 Awesome. You're a pretentious artist's peon. 11:33.449 --> 11:35.974 Well, Erika's actually not pretentious at all. 11:36.017 --> 11:37.714 She's really cool and... 11:38.585 --> 11:39.934 What are you studying? 11:39.978 --> 11:42.154 My neuropharmacology exam is this Friday. 11:44.286 --> 11:45.897 What? 11:46.767 --> 11:50.379 I thought maybe we could have some celebration sex. 11:50.423 --> 11:52.991 We just had sex 11 days ago. 11:53.469 --> 11:55.863 Unlike some people, I've got actual work to do 11:55.907 --> 11:57.560 and I can't accomplish anything 11:57.604 --> 11:59.780 with you constantly draining my chi energy. 12:04.089 --> 12:07.135 - Come on, Doctor. Please? - You're a sex addict. 12:07.179 --> 12:10.312 Sex addiction's a myth. I read it on the Internet. 12:11.183 --> 12:13.315 Oh, Elliot. 12:13.359 --> 12:15.752 - I want you so bad. 12:15.796 --> 12:17.450 Please fuck my brains out... 12:17.493 --> 12:19.539 ...with your legendary, rock-hard... 12:23.282 --> 12:24.761 You know, because of you, 12:24.805 --> 12:27.852 I've been masturbating a lot more than usual. 12:27.895 --> 12:30.028 And, uh, I think I'm getting claw hand. 12:30.071 --> 12:33.074 - Is that the medical term? - Yep. I Googled it. 12:33.118 --> 12:35.947 Well, luckily, that's why God invented porn. 12:35.990 --> 12:37.600 So women like me can make the world go round 12:37.644 --> 12:39.646 while you men jerk off. 12:41.648 --> 12:45.391 You precocious geniuses all know how to chew gum, yes? 12:45.782 --> 12:47.567 Fantastic. 12:47.610 --> 12:49.917 You're going to chew each piece until it is soft and juicy 12:49.961 --> 12:51.614 and you are going to stick it on this canvas 12:51.658 --> 12:53.355 in the clearly demarcated areas. 12:53.399 --> 12:56.663 And no matter what, do not go outside of the lines. 12:56.706 --> 12:58.012 Got it? 12:58.491 --> 13:00.667 What are you wait for? Start chewing. 13:02.147 --> 13:04.932 What an insufferable cunt. 13:04.976 --> 13:06.716 Sorry. 13:07.761 --> 13:10.633 Welcome to the hipster sweatshop. I'm Zap. 13:11.069 --> 13:14.550 - Zach? - Zap. Like a raygun. 13:14.594 --> 13:16.683 - Oh. Cool. Yeah. Elliot. - Mmm. 13:16.726 --> 13:19.381 Sorry. It's just my first day. I'm a little nervous. 13:19.860 --> 13:21.470 What for? 13:21.514 --> 13:24.909 We're just mindless cows chewing cud in a pasture. 13:25.605 --> 13:27.563 So, uh, you're an artist too? 13:28.477 --> 13:30.740 I do a pornographic blog 13:30.784 --> 13:33.569 about a semi-fictional G-chat conversation I'm having 13:33.613 --> 13:36.659 with a priest I have never met that lives in Mexico City. 13:37.443 --> 13:39.227 - You? - Uh... 13:40.228 --> 13:42.535 I'm contemplating starting a podcast. 13:42.578 --> 13:44.189 - Ah. - Yeah. 13:44.798 --> 13:47.888 I have a very, like, active imagination. 13:48.280 --> 13:49.194 You know? 13:52.153 --> 13:53.372 You think Erika's hot? 13:53.415 --> 13:54.982 - Uh, I guess. 13:55.896 --> 13:56.941 Do you? 13:57.550 --> 13:59.117 She's a fucking goddess. 13:59.856 --> 14:02.859 But she has a real vadge though, which is where I draw the line. 14:03.382 --> 14:05.514 But I know someone who has had sex with someone 14:05.558 --> 14:06.994 who was in an orgy with her once. 14:07.038 --> 14:08.735 - Really? An orgy? - Uh-huh. 14:08.778 --> 14:09.779 Whoa. 14:10.606 --> 14:13.305 - You never been in one, huh? - No, I haven't. Have you? 14:13.696 --> 14:15.263 This morning. 14:15.307 --> 14:19.572 Wow. So you're... pan then, or I guess-- 14:19.615 --> 14:22.009 No, Elliot. 14:22.053 --> 14:23.924 I am fucking gay. 14:23.968 --> 14:26.666 None of this no-label amorphous bullshit for me. 14:27.449 --> 14:29.190 - You? - Well, I have a girlfriend. 14:29.234 --> 14:32.628 But I definitely feel identified with the... the queer community. 14:32.672 --> 14:34.195 You ever suck a dick? 14:34.543 --> 14:36.197 No, I haven't. 14:36.241 --> 14:37.720 Well, look at that. You're straight. 14:37.764 --> 14:39.331 - Oh, is that what it is? - Elliot. 14:41.115 --> 14:45.032 Oh, my God. Sorry. The gum hit the back of my-- 14:45.859 --> 14:47.208 Are you okay? 14:47.556 --> 14:49.123 Great. Do you have a car? 14:49.558 --> 14:51.082 - Yep. - I need you to follow me home, 14:51.125 --> 14:52.909 'cause there's something I need you to move for me. 14:52.953 --> 14:55.738 Put your number in here. I'll text you the address. 15:03.833 --> 15:05.400 Are you coming, or--? 15:05.444 --> 15:08.795 - Hello. Elliot. - Sorry. Yes. No, I can-- Yeah. 15:09.404 --> 15:10.884 Tip it. Lift it up. 15:11.841 --> 15:13.930 Good. Now just be careful. 15:13.974 --> 15:15.410 I paid a small fortune for that thing. 15:15.454 --> 15:17.282 Just... careful. 15:20.720 --> 15:23.157 - All right. Uh... 15:23.201 --> 15:24.550 Just on the ground over there. 15:24.593 --> 15:26.247 - Sorry? Oh. - Yeah. 15:27.248 --> 15:30.208 I could have done it myself, but I don't do manual labor, so-- 15:30.251 --> 15:32.036 Yeah. 15:32.645 --> 15:33.907 Mmm. 15:36.823 --> 15:38.912 - What do you think? - Of? 15:38.955 --> 15:41.175 - The-- - Oh, I, uh, like it. 15:41.219 --> 15:42.394 Why? 15:42.437 --> 15:45.310 It's very... succinct. 15:45.962 --> 15:47.181 Succinct. 15:47.747 --> 15:49.401 I paid 20 thousand dollars for that, 15:49.444 --> 15:51.098 and that's the best thing you can come up with? 15:51.142 --> 15:53.753 Why'd you buy it anyway? 15:55.450 --> 15:57.017 Yesterday you said contemporary art's, what, a scam? 15:57.061 --> 15:59.193 I don't know, I just say bullshit sometimes 15:59.237 --> 16:00.673 to see if anyone's listening. 16:00.716 --> 16:02.327 I'm gonna have a Spindrift. You want one? 16:02.370 --> 16:05.156 Uh, yeah, a Spindrift sounds great. Thanks. 16:05.199 --> 16:06.940 My issue with art today is that 16:06.983 --> 16:09.377 people care more about the celebrity status of the artist 16:09.421 --> 16:10.770 than the work itself, 16:10.813 --> 16:12.859 so then the actual art becomes just 16:12.902 --> 16:15.601 a trace element of the trajectory of fame. 16:16.950 --> 16:18.734 Why'd you become an artist anyway? 16:18.778 --> 16:20.301 How much time do you have? 16:20.345 --> 16:22.303 You're the one paying me. 16:22.956 --> 16:25.480 - Not much, though, right? - No. 16:25.524 --> 16:27.439 Okay, good. Sit. 16:34.750 --> 16:35.838 Here. 16:36.622 --> 16:39.146 - Oh, no, thanks. - Oh, just have one. 16:39.190 --> 16:40.930 Boys your age look so hot with a cigarette. 16:40.974 --> 16:42.497 You should have one. Trust me. 17:01.212 --> 17:03.736 Have you read Harold Robbins? 17:03.779 --> 17:06.260 - Uh, sorry, who? - Harold Ro-- Oh, God. 17:06.304 --> 17:08.784 He's as much a part of the Sexual Revolution 17:08.828 --> 17:10.699 as the pill or Playboy. 17:11.570 --> 17:13.224 I found that 17:13.267 --> 17:14.921 stashed in my mother's nightstand when I was a kid, 17:14.964 --> 17:16.488 and it literally changed my life. 17:16.879 --> 17:18.707 - Really? - Mmm. 17:18.751 --> 17:22.276 It introduced me to unbridled Helmut Newton-style hedonism. 17:22.972 --> 17:26.324 Inspired me to become a good, sexually-liberated citizen. 17:26.367 --> 17:28.978 Unlike your uptight generation, by the way. 17:29.022 --> 17:30.763 Oh. What do you mean? 17:30.806 --> 17:32.634 I read an article the other day. 17:32.678 --> 17:35.028 It said 30% of guys your age 17:35.071 --> 17:37.465 haven't had intercourse in a year. 17:37.509 --> 17:40.599 They'd rather watch porn or play fucking video games. 17:42.383 --> 17:44.646 - It's complicated. - Complicated? 17:44.690 --> 17:46.387 Gen Z's all about FOMO, 17:46.431 --> 17:47.954 and yet you're willing to miss out 17:47.997 --> 17:50.043 on the sexual prime of your life? 17:50.086 --> 17:52.741 I think my peers have not been well-served 17:52.785 --> 17:55.831 growing up in a time where nothing feels safe or okay. 17:55.875 --> 17:57.529 And since our formative years were spent 17:57.572 --> 18:00.227 lacking in-person socialization, 18:00.271 --> 18:03.317 it's challenging for some to make eye-contact, 18:03.361 --> 18:04.971 let alone have sex. 18:05.014 --> 18:06.494 But what is with this bummer veil 18:06.538 --> 18:09.236 cast over everything fun or exciting? 18:09.280 --> 18:11.934 Not to mention the dickbags on TikTok who are like, 18:11.978 --> 18:14.807 "Don't hold hands in front of me. I didn't consent to that." 18:14.850 --> 18:16.591 Well, I, uh, 18:16.635 --> 18:19.028 a lot of zillenials had parents and teachers 18:19.072 --> 18:21.335 who would completely remove them from anything 18:21.379 --> 18:23.337 that made them feel uncomfortable so... 18:23.903 --> 18:26.210 Being outside your comfort zone is the whole fucking point! 18:26.253 --> 18:29.038 How else do you gonna learn from your mistakes and grow? 18:29.822 --> 18:32.041 Sure, people should make informed decisions 18:32.085 --> 18:33.956 and not get AIDS or pregnant or whatever, 18:34.000 --> 18:35.567 but sex is everything. 18:35.610 --> 18:37.699 - It forges us as human beings. 18:37.743 --> 18:39.397 I would not be the person I am today 18:39.440 --> 18:41.312 without my carnal experiences. 18:41.355 --> 18:44.663 Good, bad, men, women, "other." 18:44.706 --> 18:46.969 Your time is now, kids, you know? Get it while you can. 18:47.013 --> 18:48.144 Mmm-hmm. 18:49.668 --> 18:51.713 Sorry. I'm rambling. - Nope! 18:51.757 --> 18:53.933 It's just retro sex negativity gets me so fucking worked up. 18:55.369 --> 18:58.242 No, I to-- I, uh... I totally get it. 18:58.851 --> 19:00.940 Oh, fuck. I have a Zoom thing in five minutes. 19:00.983 --> 19:02.550 Oh, uh... 19:02.594 --> 19:04.073 You can find your way back to the studio, right? 19:04.117 --> 19:05.553 Uh, yeah, of course. Thank you. 19:05.597 --> 19:07.425 - Oh, borrow it. - Really? 19:07.468 --> 19:08.687 Yeah. Take it. 19:09.905 --> 19:11.559 Okay, cool. 20:09.225 --> 20:11.402 - 20:30.421 --> 20:32.814 Your entire generation is a bunch of 20:32.858 --> 20:35.904 whiny, repressed weaklings. 20:35.948 --> 20:36.949 Yeah. 20:37.776 --> 20:39.604 You're all dying to fuck, 20:39.647 --> 20:42.781 but you're too chickenshit to admit it, aren't you? 20:42.824 --> 20:45.392 - Uh-huh. - Aren't you? 20:45.436 --> 20:47.481 Yeah. Yeah. 20:47.960 --> 20:49.353 - Aren't you? - Uh-huh. 20:49.396 --> 20:50.484 Aren't you? 20:51.050 --> 20:53.269 - Yes. Yes. - Aren't you? 20:53.313 --> 20:54.532 - Aren't you? - Yes. 20:54.575 --> 20:56.882 Aren't you? Aren't you? 20:56.925 --> 21:01.277 Aren't you? Aren't you? I said, "Aren't you?" 21:27.782 --> 21:30.698 After Erika loaned you the book, then what happened? 21:32.221 --> 21:37.096 Well, she kind of just... left me hanging. 21:37.836 --> 21:39.403 How so? 21:39.446 --> 21:41.622 She was giving me the silent treatment all week. 21:41.666 --> 21:44.712 I mean, so much so that I thought any spark we had 21:44.756 --> 21:46.453 was just my imagination. 21:46.497 --> 21:50.239 - What a colossal cocktease. - I know! Right? 21:50.283 --> 21:52.067 I mean, it is probably for the best. 21:52.111 --> 21:53.417 I do have a girlfriend. 21:53.460 --> 21:56.420 - But-- - Oh! Oh, that's right. I forgot. 21:57.029 --> 21:57.943 - Look. 22:00.032 --> 22:01.381 Does she even like you? 22:01.425 --> 22:03.601 Well, I mean-- I don't know. She ki-- 22:03.644 --> 22:05.777 She treats me like shit most of the time. 22:05.820 --> 22:08.954 I don't know. You know-- Minerva and I, on paper, 22:09.781 --> 22:11.435 doesn't really make sense. She's in medical school. 22:11.478 --> 22:13.480 She's super ambitious, she's focused. 22:14.307 --> 22:16.962 - And, you know, I'm just... - Utterly lost and adrift? 22:17.876 --> 22:20.444 I was gonna say "figuring my shit out" but... 22:20.487 --> 22:22.315 - Potato, po-tah-to. - Yeah. 22:24.578 --> 22:27.407 Also, she doesn't really like sex. 22:29.757 --> 22:31.193 Yeah. Can I ask you a question? 22:31.237 --> 22:32.891 No, I won't fuck you to see if you like it. 22:32.934 --> 22:35.850 In a relationship, you know, 22:35.894 --> 22:37.939 do you think about other people sexually? 22:38.984 --> 22:42.335 I'm gay. We basically invented non-monogamy. 22:42.944 --> 22:44.076 And anal. 22:49.429 --> 22:51.692 I'm a slave to this vagina. 22:59.744 --> 23:01.963 If we fucked. 23:05.184 --> 23:07.186 If you're not interested, that's actually-- that's fine. 23:07.229 --> 23:08.579 I don't really care. 23:08.622 --> 23:09.841 It's probably a bad idea anyway. 23:10.537 --> 23:12.408 I'm not sure I heard you right. 23:12.452 --> 23:15.716 So you are interested then? 23:18.937 --> 23:22.941 You wouldn't freak out and make working together impossible? 23:26.205 --> 23:29.251 No, I wouldn't freak out. Would you freak out? 23:29.687 --> 23:32.341 - No. Not at all. - Okay. 23:33.299 --> 23:35.170 Why don't you close that door for me? 23:45.616 --> 23:48.096 - 23:48.444 --> 23:50.142 That's better. 23:50.185 --> 23:52.318 Come over here so I can take a better look at you. 23:53.667 --> 23:55.974 Oh, don't walk. 23:56.714 --> 23:58.367 I'd really prefer if you crawled. 24:01.109 --> 24:02.633 Crawl... 24:08.639 --> 24:09.770 - No! - Yes. 24:09.814 --> 24:11.250 - No! - I swear. 24:11.293 --> 24:13.165 Why does all the cool sex deviant stuff 24:13.208 --> 24:14.209 always happen to you? 24:14.253 --> 24:15.820 What are you talking about? 24:16.211 --> 24:19.693 I don't know. Doesn't Minerva get like super kinky sometimes? 24:19.737 --> 24:21.695 That would be never. 24:22.740 --> 24:24.568 She should probably just kill herself. 24:24.611 --> 24:26.482 I've always said that about her. 24:26.526 --> 24:28.963 I mean, listen, me and Minerva have our differences, yes, 24:29.007 --> 24:30.617 but she's a good presence in my life. 24:30.661 --> 24:32.314 I don't know. She grounds me. 24:32.358 --> 24:34.708 Plus, she's fuckin' hot, dude. 24:35.187 --> 24:37.537 She's like, what AI would generate 24:37.581 --> 24:39.887 if you told it "total bitch." 24:40.584 --> 24:43.064 Right. Just my type. 24:43.804 --> 24:45.980 I don't even know what my type is anymore. 24:47.112 --> 24:51.420 It's like lately I'm weirded out by the whole penis thing. 24:51.464 --> 24:53.248 You know? 24:53.292 --> 24:55.642 Like, is it just me, or does having sex, fucking somebody, 24:55.686 --> 24:57.818 it kind of feels like you're inserting a tampon 24:57.862 --> 25:00.386 over and over and over again? 25:00.429 --> 25:02.040 I-I wouldn't know. 25:02.083 --> 25:04.390 But I would venture to say it's probably just you. 25:04.433 --> 25:07.523 If only, like, there was a way to have sex... 25:07.567 --> 25:09.177 Uh-huh. 25:09.221 --> 25:11.440 ...without the whole penis thing involved, you know? 25:17.229 --> 25:18.534 Anyway. 25:19.318 --> 25:20.711 When are you hooking up with Erika again? 25:20.754 --> 25:22.277 I don't know, dude. 25:22.321 --> 25:24.410 Do I really want to be Monica Lewinskying my boss? 25:24.453 --> 25:26.325 E, she's famous. 25:26.368 --> 25:28.022 You could be famous by association. 25:28.066 --> 25:29.502 Like Travis Kelce. 25:29.981 --> 25:31.547 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 25:31.591 --> 25:33.549 God. Stop pretending like you have a conscience. 25:35.377 --> 25:36.204 Ooh! 25:38.250 --> 25:39.773 - Yes. 25:40.644 --> 25:42.428 - Louder! - I'm a whore. 25:42.471 --> 25:44.169 - I can't hear you. - I'm a whore! 25:44.648 --> 25:46.388 - I'm a whore! 26:13.546 --> 26:15.200 - Louder! - I'm a whore! I'm a whore! 26:15.243 --> 26:16.375 - I'm a whore! - Louder! 26:16.418 --> 26:17.637 I'm a whore! 26:17.681 --> 26:18.725 Holy fuck. 26:24.122 --> 26:25.427 Oh, my God. 26:30.519 --> 26:32.696 Whoo! 26:37.309 --> 26:39.137 Please, please, please. 26:43.881 --> 26:45.186 - Oh, um... 26:45.230 --> 26:46.797 - I'm not really into that. - It's okay. 26:46.840 --> 26:49.147 It doesn't mean you're gay. Have you ever tried it? 26:49.190 --> 26:51.976 - Uh... - I'm using a ton of lube. 26:52.019 --> 26:54.456 And you can use your safe word if you get into trouble. 26:54.500 --> 26:55.980 Uh... 26:56.023 --> 26:57.764 We don't have a safe word. 26:57.808 --> 26:59.897 Whatever. You're gonna love it. It's gonna change your life. 27:00.332 --> 27:01.507 Don't you trust me? 27:02.029 --> 27:03.770 - Yeah? - Okay. 27:03.814 --> 27:05.772 Ready? Just breathe. 27:05.816 --> 27:08.775 Relax. I'm gonna go really, really slow. 27:08.819 --> 27:10.559 That's good. 27:10.603 --> 27:11.517 - 27:12.997 --> 27:14.781 Just breathe. 27:14.825 --> 27:18.393 Breathe. Dude, just relax. 27:18.437 --> 27:19.873 - Good. 27:31.580 --> 27:33.191 I was in way over my head. 27:33.234 --> 27:37.369 And it was like the more I would hang out with Erika, 27:37.412 --> 27:39.719 the more under her control I became. 27:40.285 --> 27:41.547 And how did that make you feel? 27:45.116 --> 27:47.292 - Thankful. - Thankful? 27:49.033 --> 27:51.949 You said that your relationship had a violent undercurrent. 27:51.992 --> 27:55.822 That Erika physically abused and humiliated you. 27:55.866 --> 27:57.868 Listen, I understand as an outsider 27:57.911 --> 28:00.305 it might seem like our relationship was a bit 28:00.348 --> 28:02.176 I don't know, kinky or strange. 28:02.220 --> 28:03.830 But, I mean, 28:03.874 --> 28:06.267 these were my wildest fantasies coming to life. 28:10.489 --> 28:13.318 - Hey! - Oh, God. 28:13.666 --> 28:15.233 Is that how you always greet people? 28:15.929 --> 28:17.278 What? 28:17.713 --> 28:21.892 Smiling all huge and artificial like some cyborg cheerleader 28:24.329 --> 28:26.853 - Want one of these? - What is it? 28:26.897 --> 28:28.594 It's fucking dried fruit. I don't know. 28:28.942 --> 28:30.726 Not papaya but one of the other gay ones. 28:31.553 --> 28:32.990 I'm okay, thank you. 28:33.381 --> 28:35.427 Mmm. What are you doing? 28:36.080 --> 28:38.952 Um, well, I'm drafting your press release 28:38.996 --> 28:40.258 for the show next week. 28:40.301 --> 28:41.694 Erika. 28:42.434 --> 28:44.566 I left that cost report on your desk. 28:44.610 --> 28:46.177 Okay. 28:46.220 --> 28:48.135 We have the meeting with the accountant at 2:30. 28:48.701 --> 28:50.007 Great! 28:56.578 --> 28:58.667 - Go on. - Right. Um... 28:59.277 --> 29:02.454 Uh, "Tracy's work is uncommonly visceral, 29:02.497 --> 29:06.371 riffing on themes of bodily and sex-- sexual excess. 29:06.414 --> 29:07.807 Her singular ability to blend the profane 29:07.851 --> 29:09.156 with the deeply poetic has... 29:09.722 --> 29:11.898 made her one of the most essential neo-pop artists 29:11.942 --> 29:13.465 of her generation." 29:15.119 --> 29:16.903 You make me sound like I know what I'm doing. 29:17.251 --> 29:18.949 What are you talking about? 29:19.340 --> 29:20.994 You're brilliant. 29:22.517 --> 29:24.693 Cancel my phoner with that d-bag from Art Forum 29:24.737 --> 29:27.000 and, uh, meet me in my office, okay? 29:27.827 --> 29:28.872 Okay. 29:36.053 --> 29:37.445 Oh, hey, Vikktor. 29:37.489 --> 29:39.795 Don't... think you're the only one. 29:39.839 --> 29:41.928 - What? - You're not the first. 29:42.581 --> 29:44.278 You won't be the last. 29:55.986 --> 29:58.379 Hey. 29:58.423 --> 29:59.728 Hi. Um... 29:59.772 --> 30:02.035 - What is that? 30:03.254 --> 30:04.690 Come. Come here. 30:07.823 --> 30:10.870 Yeah. 30:10.914 --> 30:12.959 - Is this, uh-- - I was masturbating before work 30:13.003 --> 30:14.961 and got so inspired. 30:15.005 --> 30:16.702 So I recorded it to play on a loop 30:16.745 --> 30:18.878 as a soundtrack for a video installation. 30:20.271 --> 30:21.968 Oh. Okay. 30:22.316 --> 30:24.536 - Cool. - It's abstract, babes. 30:24.579 --> 30:26.668 God, sometimes you're such a philistine. 30:26.712 --> 30:28.540 - 30:29.062 --> 30:30.716 Ohh. 30:31.108 --> 30:32.326 What's wrong? 30:33.240 --> 30:34.198 - Come. - I ca-- Come on. 30:34.241 --> 30:35.634 Just sit down. 30:39.203 --> 30:41.379 - It's nothing. - Ohh. 30:41.422 --> 30:42.815 Are you sure? 30:45.078 --> 30:46.297 Can I tell you something embarrassing? 30:46.340 --> 30:47.689 Mm-hmm. Of course. 30:48.647 --> 30:50.605 I think about you all the time. 30:51.128 --> 30:53.782 Like, from the moment I wake up till when I go to sleep, 30:53.826 --> 30:55.610 it's like I can't change the channel. 30:56.611 --> 30:58.918 Well, you're my sub, so... 30:59.310 --> 31:01.007 that's perfectly normal. 31:01.616 --> 31:06.143 Oh, you look so adorable when you're nervous. 31:06.186 --> 31:07.753 Really? 31:08.406 --> 31:10.974 You know, earlier, 31:11.017 --> 31:12.976 when you were reading me that thing you wrote about me? 31:13.019 --> 31:14.629 Mm-hmm. 31:15.282 --> 31:17.806 I felt like maybe I was falling in love with you. 31:18.720 --> 31:20.548 Are you serious? 31:21.071 --> 31:24.161 No, I just said that to fuck with you. 31:24.204 --> 31:26.293 Do you ever think about me? 31:26.815 --> 31:29.166 I think we have incredible chemistry. 31:29.209 --> 31:31.907 Mm, no. I-I mean do you think about our relationship? 31:31.951 --> 31:33.953 Am I more than just a piece of ass to you? 31:34.736 --> 31:39.524 Well, I did tell you that I don't want a relationship. 31:39.567 --> 31:41.265 Plus, you have-- you have a girlfriend. 31:41.308 --> 31:43.310 I know. I'm thinking about breaking up with her. 31:43.354 --> 31:44.790 What? No. Why? 31:44.833 --> 31:46.661 Because I really just want to be with you. 31:53.016 --> 31:54.321 Listen. 31:54.843 --> 31:56.889 Can I let you in on a secret? 31:56.932 --> 31:59.631 People are assholes. Okay? 32:00.284 --> 32:02.025 They're out there pretending to give a shit. 32:02.068 --> 32:05.115 Nobody gives a shit. People only care about themselves. 32:05.985 --> 32:08.379 So if you find someone that you care about, 32:08.422 --> 32:11.295 who cares about you back, that's-- that's special. 32:11.338 --> 32:13.601 That's something you should think twice about 32:13.645 --> 32:15.168 - before you throw it away. - I know but, 32:15.212 --> 32:16.822 if what me and Minerva have is so special, 32:16.865 --> 32:18.606 then why am I cheating on her? 32:18.650 --> 32:22.480 Oh, because you're like me. You're... a sexual astronaut 32:22.523 --> 32:25.439 just exploring the outer limits of experience. 32:26.136 --> 32:29.226 And fucking people gives you a sense of identity and control. 32:30.096 --> 32:31.924 How do you know all of this? 32:31.967 --> 32:34.492 Well, 'cause I've been in therapy since I was six. 32:37.147 --> 32:39.584 - You almost done? - Getting there. 33:00.822 --> 33:03.651 You're supposed to say "thank you" when I hit you. 33:03.695 --> 33:05.044 Thank you. 33:05.088 --> 33:07.655 Uh...You're welcome? 33:08.134 --> 33:09.788 - Uh-- 33:14.009 --> 33:15.663 - Thank you. - Uh-huh. 33:16.055 --> 33:17.274 Thank you. 33:18.101 --> 33:19.972 - Thank you. - Mmm. 33:20.015 --> 33:23.018 Thank you. Thank you. 33:23.758 --> 33:25.064 Are you getting close? 33:25.108 --> 33:26.544 You just come. 33:26.587 --> 33:28.154 I don't think I'm gonna be able to right now. 33:28.198 --> 33:30.722 Thank you. Oh, thank you. 33:30.765 --> 33:32.245 - Ah? - Thank you. 33:32.550 --> 33:35.727 You know, uh, just try it. I want us to come together. 33:35.770 --> 33:38.643 Thank you. Thank you. 33:42.386 --> 33:43.996 Mmm. Ah. 33:44.039 --> 33:45.737 Thank you? Thank you. 33:46.607 --> 33:47.478 - Thank you. - Ah. 33:47.521 --> 33:48.870 - Oh, my God. - Ah. 33:48.914 --> 33:51.482 - Are you getting there? - Uh, yeah. Mm-hmm. Ah. 33:51.525 --> 33:55.094 You're so hot, you make me wanna do crazy things. 33:56.791 --> 33:57.923 Oh. 33:57.966 --> 33:59.098 - Oh. - This is good, right? 33:59.142 --> 34:00.839 - Oh, my God. - So good. 34:00.882 --> 34:01.840 Mmm. 34:02.841 --> 34:05.017 I made you breakfast in bed, baby. 34:05.060 --> 34:07.628 I wanna make you breakfast every day... 34:07.672 --> 34:10.153 - Okay. - ...for the rest of my life. 34:10.196 --> 34:11.806 Uh-huh. Yeah. 34:15.114 --> 34:16.637 Have you ever thought about having kids? 34:21.773 --> 34:24.297 Mmm. Ohh. 34:31.870 --> 34:33.698 - Ohh. - Ohh. 34:42.533 --> 34:44.187 That was insane. 34:45.710 --> 34:46.928 Yeah. 35:03.336 --> 35:04.990 Hello? 35:05.033 --> 35:06.557 Why aren't you answering? I called you three times. 35:08.254 --> 35:10.517 I'm sorry. I didn't hear it. I'm running. 35:10.561 --> 35:11.866 From who? 35:12.911 --> 35:14.826 Listen, I have an old friend from Paris in town 35:14.869 --> 35:16.306 and I'm busy working. 35:17.220 --> 35:18.569 Okay... 35:19.091 --> 35:20.527 I forgot her birthday last week, 35:20.571 --> 35:22.268 so I need you to go over there and fuck her 35:22.312 --> 35:23.487 as a belated present. 35:24.792 --> 35:27.099 What? Are you serious? 35:27.142 --> 35:28.796 As Wolf Blitzer. 35:28.840 --> 35:31.625 She's at the London, expecting you at 9:00. 35:32.104 --> 35:34.106 Tonight? I'm not-- I'm not home, Erika. 35:34.149 --> 35:35.542 Also, I'm really sweaty. I just-- 35:35.586 --> 35:37.152 Don't be late. 35:37.196 --> 35:39.459 And screw her real good, but don't let her penetrate you. 35:39.503 --> 35:41.026 She's not that close a friend. 35:41.766 --> 35:44.116 Oh. Her name's Yvette. 35:44.159 --> 35:45.160 All right. 35:45.204 --> 35:46.814 Erika. Erika! 35:49.252 --> 35:50.862 Is this trying too hard? 35:51.341 --> 35:54.866 You look like an assassin in a Netflix Yakuza movie. 35:54.909 --> 35:56.171 Is that good or bad? 35:56.694 --> 35:58.696 - 35:59.436 --> 36:01.568 What if I just wear a T-shirt? I'm basically saying, 36:01.612 --> 36:04.223 "Hey, I'm casually wearing a T-shirt." 36:04.571 --> 36:06.312 You know, you should really stop running. 36:06.356 --> 36:08.053 Haven't you ever heard of jogger-face? 36:09.228 --> 36:12.318 - No. What's that? - It's like when you run, 36:12.362 --> 36:15.843 and you're constantly bouncing up and down 36:15.887 --> 36:19.456 and it pulls all the skin on your face away from your muscles 36:19.499 --> 36:22.894 so you end up having disgusting, saggy flesh 36:22.937 --> 36:25.418 hanging off your skull. And it's like... 36:25.766 --> 36:27.377 ...jogger-face. 36:27.420 --> 36:29.248 So you should stop running. 36:29.292 --> 36:31.598 Or wear a jockstrap on your face. 36:34.297 --> 36:37.909 God, why is it that no random European stranger 36:37.952 --> 36:40.825 ever flies into town to fuck me? 36:40.868 --> 36:42.566 My life is so beige. 36:49.877 --> 36:51.618 Hi. I'm... 36:53.011 --> 36:54.142 Elliot? 36:54.186 --> 36:56.275 Yeah. That's right. Elliot. Yes. 36:56.319 --> 36:57.450 Yvette. 36:58.277 --> 36:59.974 I'm so glad you could make it. 37:00.932 --> 37:01.976 Come in. 37:04.849 --> 37:06.503 Would you like some wine? 37:06.546 --> 37:08.592 Uh, yeah. Sure. Wine would be great. 37:10.724 --> 37:12.378 It's a white Burgundy. 37:12.422 --> 37:14.902 2016 Château de Beauregard. 37:14.946 --> 37:17.035 - Oh. - This is okay for you? 37:17.383 --> 37:20.865 I am used to drinking Two Buck Chuck from TJ's, so yes. 37:22.606 --> 37:23.955 Sorry. My English. 37:23.998 --> 37:25.478 This is great. 37:32.050 --> 37:34.357 Well, this is a bit awkward. 37:34.400 --> 37:37.490 Yeah. I feel like we're in a porno or something. 37:39.144 --> 37:40.275 What? 37:40.667 --> 37:44.497 Uh, you know, you're, the, uh, sexy executive 37:44.541 --> 37:45.890 here on a business trip, 37:45.933 --> 37:48.283 and I'm just... the naive bellhop. 37:49.284 --> 37:50.460 I don't know. 37:51.156 --> 37:53.898 Anyway, Erika thought we should meet. 37:54.464 --> 37:57.467 She's always surrounded herself with such interesting people. 37:58.163 --> 38:01.688 A curator of personalities, I like to say. 38:03.995 --> 38:05.649 And what do you do for her, Elliot? 38:06.519 --> 38:09.174 Um, well, I think... 38:11.306 --> 38:14.353 tonight, the question really is... 38:16.616 --> 38:18.923 what can I do for you? 38:22.361 --> 38:24.015 What are you doing? 38:25.103 --> 38:27.497 Whatever you want. I'm your boy whore for the evening. 38:27.845 --> 38:29.803 - Oh, really? - Uh-huh. 38:31.022 --> 38:32.458 Do you wanna slap me? 38:32.502 --> 38:34.155 You can slap me if you want. 38:34.634 --> 38:37.550 Do you know what "eroticism" is? 38:38.203 --> 38:41.206 It's, uh, being turned on? 38:41.249 --> 38:42.294 No. 38:43.730 --> 38:45.079 Really? 38:45.776 --> 38:49.823 Americans treat sex like it's an animal act. 38:50.737 --> 38:53.218 Stripped of sensuality, 38:53.566 --> 38:54.959 of mystery. 38:56.221 --> 38:58.397 Crawling on your hands and knees? 38:58.441 --> 39:02.183 Reciting this cheap, pornographic script? 39:02.227 --> 39:04.316 This is not erotic. 39:04.359 --> 39:06.013 This is performance. 39:07.928 --> 39:10.322 - Get up off the floor. - Okay. 39:18.983 --> 39:21.942 Sex is not something you do. 39:22.508 --> 39:23.509 It's not? 39:24.205 --> 39:27.078 No. It's a language. 39:27.426 --> 39:28.993 It's a dance. 39:31.735 --> 39:33.432 Do-Do you mind? 39:43.747 --> 39:45.662 Very good wine. 39:48.578 --> 39:49.404 Okay. 39:50.275 --> 39:53.191 You need to slow down. 39:53.931 --> 39:55.236 Mm-hmm. 39:59.502 --> 40:01.982 Be in your body. 40:02.374 --> 40:03.854 Be in my body. 40:08.859 --> 40:10.774 Maybe you should just go. 40:10.817 --> 40:11.688 What? 40:12.036 --> 40:14.038 I'm not going to fuck you 40:14.560 --> 40:15.692 You're not? 40:16.519 --> 40:19.391 Never in a million years. 40:20.131 --> 40:22.437 Did she really say "sex is a dance?" 40:22.481 --> 40:24.309 This is why I fucking hate Europe. 40:24.657 --> 40:26.180 Uh, I'm sorry. Did I fuck it up? 40:26.224 --> 40:27.878 No. Babe, no. 40:27.921 --> 40:30.141 It's not your fault that she's such a fucking prude. 40:30.620 --> 40:32.491 If she contacts you again, no more. 40:32.535 --> 40:34.101 She's lost her privileges. 40:34.145 --> 40:36.016 I really don't think we'll have to worry about that. 40:36.060 --> 40:37.496 But okay. 40:37.540 --> 40:38.541 Um... 40:38.584 --> 40:39.933 Would you mind if we do this 40:39.977 --> 40:41.587 with another one of your friends? 40:41.631 --> 40:43.458 I kind of like being your toy that you pass around 40:43.502 --> 40:45.199 and "share" I guess. 40:45.591 --> 40:47.593 Yeah, we'll see. Not for a while though. 40:48.551 --> 40:49.856 - Why not? - Mmm. 40:50.988 --> 40:52.598 Because I said so. 40:54.121 --> 40:55.558 All right. I gotta get back to work. 40:56.210 --> 40:57.255 Um... 40:59.300 --> 41:00.780 Do you wanna have dinner tonight? 41:01.825 --> 41:04.262 Dinner? Like a real date? 41:04.305 --> 41:06.003 Yeah, baby. Like a real date. 41:07.526 --> 41:09.180 Re-- Ye- Yeah. Yeah. 41:09.223 --> 41:10.660 - Okay. - Yeah. That'd be nice. 41:12.096 --> 41:14.707 - How's your girlfriend, Minnie? - Oh, Minerva? 41:14.751 --> 41:16.666 - That's right. - She's all right, I guess. 41:17.667 --> 41:19.320 - Ooh. - It's-- It's just, um... 41:19.364 --> 41:22.236 She's been super busy and stressed recently. 41:22.280 --> 41:26.763 Also, we just go through life, you know, differently. 41:26.806 --> 41:29.722 She's way more wrapped up in science 41:29.766 --> 41:33.291 and I think just thinks art's superficial. 41:33.334 --> 41:34.597 - Wow. - Yeah. 41:34.640 --> 41:36.424 - A dullard. - Yeah, yeah. 41:37.556 --> 41:38.557 Maybe. 41:38.601 --> 41:40.124 You should remind her that art 41:40.167 --> 41:42.126 cuts through the bullshit of every single day. 41:42.169 --> 41:44.476 It connects us to the core emotions 41:44.519 --> 41:46.609 that actually make us human: 41:46.652 --> 41:48.959 ecstasy, fear, desire 41:49.481 --> 41:51.483 Artists see things other people don't. 41:52.092 --> 41:54.573 Have you always been this way, or--? 41:54.617 --> 41:56.619 - A pretentious whore from hell? - Ah. 41:56.662 --> 41:57.968 Yeah. Pretty much. 41:58.838 --> 42:00.535 You sub for your girlfriend too? 42:00.884 --> 42:03.364 Mentally and emotionally, yes. But I-- 42:03.408 --> 42:05.149 Uh, no. Not in the bedroom. 42:05.192 --> 42:07.630 Yeah, sex is kind of a minefield for me. 42:08.587 --> 42:09.806 In what way? 42:09.849 --> 42:11.068 Well... 42:11.590 --> 42:13.766 Right after I was born, my dad left. 42:13.810 --> 42:15.986 So I was pretty much just raised by my mom. 42:16.029 --> 42:18.728 By the way, I'm so sorry. Let me know if I'm boring you. 42:18.771 --> 42:20.425 - No. Not at all. - Okay. 42:20.468 --> 42:21.426 Um... 42:22.079 --> 42:25.865 all my life, I've kind of been this curious kid, 42:25.909 --> 42:27.475 like, living in my own world. 42:27.519 --> 42:31.349 But also plagued by fear and the desire for normalcy. 42:32.219 --> 42:34.657 But with you, I actually don't have to make any decisions, 42:34.700 --> 42:37.268 I've just found this amazing freedom 42:37.311 --> 42:39.096 in just letting go of control. 42:39.966 --> 42:41.185 I know. 42:41.794 --> 42:43.143 You're welcome. 42:44.492 --> 42:46.016 - Where's your ticket? - Oh, I didn't valet. 42:46.059 --> 42:47.757 - I just parked on the street. - What? 42:48.453 --> 42:50.847 Dude. Even when I was poor, 42:50.890 --> 42:52.587 I valeted everywhere all the time. 42:52.631 --> 42:55.547 - Fake it till you make it. - Okay. Point taken. 42:56.896 --> 42:58.202 Can you hold this for a second? 42:58.942 --> 43:01.858 I... have to go back to the salt mines. 43:04.251 --> 43:05.600 Oh, you don't want me to come over? 43:09.387 --> 43:11.737 The opening's next week, so... 43:11.781 --> 43:14.697 ...as much as I would love to come for the next three hours-- 43:15.132 --> 43:16.307 She gets what I mean. 43:16.350 --> 43:17.917 I can't. I gotta work. 43:18.483 --> 43:19.702 You don't really give a shit 43:19.745 --> 43:20.877 what people think about you, do you? 43:21.442 --> 43:24.707 Why would I? Most people are idiots and cowards. So... 43:26.317 --> 43:29.146 Yeah, I just wish I could stop caring so much 43:29.189 --> 43:30.800 about other people's opinions. 43:30.843 --> 43:32.018 Well, that's your thing. 43:32.062 --> 43:33.628 You're the guy who loves a spiked heel 43:33.672 --> 43:35.326 just grinding into his back. 43:35.369 --> 43:37.284 That's my thing? - Yeah. 43:37.328 --> 43:40.505 That's the most romantic thing anyone's ever said to me. So... 43:40.548 --> 43:42.768 Aw. Well, you know that's what I'm here for. 43:42.812 --> 43:43.987 Yeah. 43:45.771 --> 43:47.599 - Good night, baby. 43:48.774 --> 43:50.036 Night. 43:50.080 --> 43:52.212 Erika played me like a violin. 43:53.039 --> 43:54.954 She knew just how far she could push me 43:54.998 --> 43:57.043 and had me doing things I never even dreamed of. 43:57.391 --> 43:59.263 I mean, we were outlaws. 43:59.306 --> 44:03.093 Just the two of us against the oppressive, puritanical world. 44:04.398 --> 44:07.010 Sounds like you were obsessed with her. 44:09.577 --> 44:11.188 Yeah. I-I was. 44:16.106 --> 44:18.195 Sorry about cancelling tonight. 44:18.238 --> 44:19.849 We're kind of, uh, slammed 44:19.892 --> 44:21.372 getting ready for the show next week. 44:22.199 --> 44:26.072 Oh, were we supposed to do something? I was studying. 44:26.116 --> 44:27.944 For-- For a change, right? 44:33.514 --> 44:35.821 Um, is it okay if stop by? 44:35.865 --> 44:37.736 I'm kind of in your neighborhood. 44:37.780 --> 44:39.477 I told you. I'm studying. 44:40.695 --> 44:43.437 Yeah. I just sort of wanted to talk to you about something. 44:44.569 --> 44:46.136 Can't you do it over the phone? 44:47.180 --> 44:48.791 Yeah. I just thought, um... 44:50.793 --> 44:52.795 All right. Um... 44:55.710 --> 44:58.539 I was wondering. Have you ever... 44:58.583 --> 45:00.106 Have I ever what? 45:03.283 --> 45:04.981 Are you drunk or something? 45:05.503 --> 45:08.680 I had a little bit of wine earlier, but I'm not drunk. 45:10.725 --> 45:12.118 I-- No. 45:12.727 --> 45:15.861 I just... Have you ever thought about us... 45:18.429 --> 45:21.040 - taking a break? - Yeah. All the time. 45:23.564 --> 45:26.350 - Really? - I mean, if that's what you want 45:26.393 --> 45:28.700 it makes sense with me being so busy and all. 45:31.616 --> 45:34.749 So, uh, last night, I talked to Minerva about taking a break. 45:35.446 --> 45:37.578 You know, she seemed pretty okay with it. 45:37.622 --> 45:40.799 - So she dumped you, you mean. - No, did you hear what I said? 45:46.457 --> 45:47.980 What do you think's going on? 45:48.763 --> 45:51.636 I heard Vikktor is freaking out about the show 45:51.679 --> 45:53.464 because the studio is on life support, 45:53.507 --> 45:57.076 and Erika has been slacking off. 45:57.120 --> 45:58.948 - Okay. - Rumor has it... 45:58.991 --> 46:02.429 that she's been too busy banging one of the assistants. 46:06.085 --> 46:08.740 So, what do we wanna do for lunch? 46:09.393 --> 46:11.395 - Uh... - Anywhere is fine. 46:11.438 --> 46:13.440 Except I am not doing meat, soy, 46:13.484 --> 46:15.790 dairy, gluten or sugar this week. 46:16.443 --> 46:18.837 - Or corn. - You're a blast at lunch. 46:18.881 --> 46:20.099 Elliot. 46:20.839 --> 46:22.710 Erika would like to see you in her office. 46:23.450 --> 46:24.538 Now. 46:28.325 --> 46:29.239 Hi. 46:29.282 --> 46:30.718 Hey, uh, come on in. 46:31.632 --> 46:33.417 Is everything all right? 46:33.983 --> 46:36.986 Yeah, Vikktor's just on the fucking rag again. Um, listen... 46:37.029 --> 46:38.683 He and I were chatting, 46:38.726 --> 46:40.337 and we are in agreement 46:40.380 --> 46:43.775 that you and I should probably cool it for a while. 46:43.818 --> 46:45.820 What? Why? 46:46.125 --> 46:48.867 The... show's right around the corner. I-I need to focus. 46:48.911 --> 46:52.479 I just need to eliminate any and all unnecessary distractions. 46:53.002 --> 46:54.873 Okay. Um... 46:56.527 --> 46:57.832 For how long? 46:57.876 --> 46:59.660 At least till the show is over. 47:03.012 --> 47:05.057 Um, uh... 47:06.406 --> 47:08.017 Really? I just-- 47:08.060 --> 47:09.453 I understand you have to concentrate on your work. 47:09.496 --> 47:11.107 I realize that this is the priority. But... 47:12.108 --> 47:14.893 What we have, us, right, it's-- it's special, right? 47:15.894 --> 47:17.940 Sure, but it's strictly a sex thing. 47:17.983 --> 47:19.419 You understand that, right? 47:19.463 --> 47:21.595 Uh, you say sex is everything, so... 47:21.639 --> 47:23.858 Yeah, well, sex is everything. It's also nothing, Elliot. 47:23.902 --> 47:26.426 Actually, I don't have time to discuss it right now. 47:26.470 --> 47:27.862 So... 47:31.866 --> 47:33.390 Thank you. 47:36.349 --> 47:37.916 Okay. 47:44.967 --> 47:46.838 I'm really gonna miss you. 47:48.013 --> 47:48.971 I know. 47:55.325 --> 47:58.197 - 48:29.185 --> 48:32.318 Hello, everybody, I'm Elliot. 48:34.277 --> 48:35.495 I'm 23. 48:36.583 --> 48:38.672 And like a lot of people my age, 48:38.716 --> 48:43.764 I've had conflicted and confusing feelings about sex. 48:44.852 --> 48:47.768 Anyway, I met a girl recently, 48:48.073 --> 48:52.077 who... kinda rocked my world. 48:52.121 --> 48:55.341 Sexually, you know, speaking. 48:55.385 --> 48:58.344 And... she's changed me 48:58.388 --> 49:01.608 in ways that I probably can't even comprehend yet. 49:02.000 --> 49:04.307 But sex is a drug, man. I mean... 49:04.350 --> 49:06.526 the highs are so intense. 49:07.353 --> 49:10.704 They bring you to such a euphoric out-of-body place. 49:10.748 --> 49:13.664 It's like you leave reality and all your troubles behind. 49:14.230 --> 49:17.363 Which makes the lows feel fuckin' bottomless. 49:17.407 --> 49:19.887 Such black, hopeless despair 49:19.931 --> 49:22.673 that will make you do anything for another fix. 49:22.716 --> 49:24.066 Nothing else matters. 49:25.415 --> 49:27.373 It's like any other addiction, I guess. 49:28.070 --> 49:29.419 You have to learn how to control it, 49:29.462 --> 49:31.682 otherwise, it ends up controlling you. 49:42.780 --> 49:44.608 - Hello? - Okay, I'll fuck you tonight. 49:44.651 --> 49:46.740 But you have to bring someone to hold your ass open for me. 49:46.784 --> 49:48.568 What? 49:48.612 --> 49:50.831 I said I wanna have a threesome, but it has to happen quick. 49:50.875 --> 49:52.398 Are you in or are you out? 49:52.442 --> 49:54.835 Uh, no. I-I-- I'm in. 49:54.879 --> 49:56.533 Okay. Meet me at my place at 9:00. 49:56.576 --> 49:57.882 With a friend. 49:57.925 --> 49:59.231 Who is hot. 50:05.933 --> 50:08.327 What? 50:08.980 --> 50:10.503 How long have we been best friends? 50:11.417 --> 50:13.680 You're not paying rent again? 50:13.724 --> 50:15.291 What if Erika's not into me? 50:15.334 --> 50:16.857 Oh, no. Dude, I already sent her a pic. Don't worry. 50:16.901 --> 50:18.120 - What? Which one? - This one. 50:18.859 --> 50:21.558 No! I look like a garden gnome in this picture! 50:21.601 --> 50:23.995 - No! You look so cute! My God. - What'd she say? 50:24.038 --> 50:25.649 Uh... She... 50:25.692 --> 50:27.085 Like, "she'll do." 50:28.042 --> 50:29.914 Oh, I need to be way more drunk. 50:29.957 --> 50:31.350 I know. Me too, me too, me too. 50:35.963 --> 50:38.792 Do you ever fake orgasms? 50:38.836 --> 50:40.229 Well, I'm a dude. 50:41.143 --> 50:42.361 So... 50:44.102 --> 50:45.582 My hair looks like a giant tarantula's 50:45.625 --> 50:47.105 crawling out of my skull! 50:49.107 --> 50:50.674 Wait, um... 50:51.153 --> 50:55.896 Does this mean, like, we're-- you and me are gonna... 50:55.940 --> 50:58.203 No. No, no, no, no, no. 51:03.426 --> 51:04.427 Maybe. 51:12.217 --> 51:14.480 I've never had a threesome before. Have you? 51:14.872 --> 51:17.614 Freshman year, I messed around with that lesbian couple, 51:17.657 --> 51:19.050 Mutt and Jeff. Does that count? 51:19.093 --> 51:20.878 Eww, really? 51:20.921 --> 51:22.749 Well I bowed out because they were both on their periods. 51:22.793 --> 51:25.274 - Why are you telling me this? - I know. 51:25.317 --> 51:26.666 It's disgusting. 51:30.017 --> 51:32.063 Okay, so, just full disclosure, 51:32.106 --> 51:37.590 okay, I haven't had, like, sex in a while. 51:37.634 --> 51:38.678 What's a while? 51:39.244 --> 51:41.420 I don't know. Like, since Felix. 51:41.464 --> 51:44.902 So, like, probably a year or something? 51:45.642 --> 51:47.905 A year! Apple? 51:48.297 --> 51:50.081 - Wha--? - I'm so sorry. Are you--? 51:50.124 --> 51:52.214 Why are you reacting like I just told you I had a brain tumor? 51:52.257 --> 51:53.606 Stop. 51:55.521 --> 51:57.131 He-ey. 51:57.175 --> 51:58.872 Hi, guys. Come in. 51:58.916 --> 52:00.222 Okay. 52:09.013 --> 52:10.536 Can I get you anything? 52:10.580 --> 52:12.451 - No, I think we're okay, thanks. - Mmm. 52:13.713 --> 52:15.672 You can have a seat. If you'd like. 52:16.629 --> 52:18.109 - Okay. Mmm. - Yeah. 52:33.298 --> 52:36.693 I like your friend. You're very hot. 52:36.736 --> 52:39.565 - Oh, thank you. - She's got nice tits too. 52:39.609 --> 52:42.829 - Elliot! - It's okay. It's okay. 52:47.094 --> 52:48.313 May I? 52:53.710 --> 52:55.102 Okay. 52:58.671 --> 53:00.282 Mmm. 53:02.501 --> 53:05.156 - Beautiful. - Thank you. 53:05.199 --> 53:06.288 Hmm. 53:17.908 --> 53:18.909 Mmm. 53:23.566 --> 53:25.176 So, you're gay. 53:25.655 --> 53:28.658 What? No. No. 53:28.701 --> 53:29.876 - Oh. - Mm-mmm. 53:29.920 --> 53:31.182 Get a clue. 53:31.225 --> 53:34.054 Well, you're a very good kisser. Gentle. 53:34.098 --> 53:37.449 Not like Elliot. Elliot kisses with his mouth wide open, 53:37.493 --> 53:39.103 like he's just trying to suck the whole world in. 53:39.146 --> 53:40.496 No, I don't. 53:40.539 --> 53:41.584 No, I'm not saying that's a bad thing. 53:41.627 --> 53:43.368 That's just how you kiss. 53:43.412 --> 53:45.283 Why don't you just show Apple? Why don't you demonstrate? 53:45.327 --> 53:46.676 - What? - Yeah. 53:48.852 --> 53:49.809 - No. - Um... 53:49.853 --> 53:50.941 I ju- 53:52.421 --> 53:54.379 Okay, um... yeah. 53:55.467 --> 53:56.903 Um... 54:02.474 --> 54:04.041 Sorry. 54:10.613 --> 54:11.570 Mm. 54:21.275 --> 54:23.234 I-- 54:24.104 --> 54:25.976 Should we follow her? 54:26.716 --> 54:29.371 - Uh, who? - Erika. 54:29.849 --> 54:31.242 - Uh, yeah. - Right? Right? 54:31.285 --> 54:32.809 Yeah. Have you-- I mean, me too? 54:32.852 --> 54:34.854 - No, of course. - Oh. Did you-- Okay. 54:35.464 --> 54:36.987 Uh, hmm. 54:40.947 --> 54:43.472 Wow. You guys really took your time. 54:43.820 --> 54:45.474 Okay, here's what's gonna happen. 54:45.517 --> 54:48.041 Elliot, take your clothes off. Apple, get on the bed. 54:49.434 --> 54:50.392 Now! 54:57.007 --> 54:58.748 - Hand. - What? 54:58.791 --> 55:00.097 - Turn around. - Oh. 55:00.619 --> 55:03.492 - Ow. The cuffs are hurting me. 55:03.535 --> 55:06.016 Quit fucking whining. 55:06.059 --> 55:07.626 Okay. 55:07.670 --> 55:10.716 You are gonna sit here like a good little pervert 55:10.760 --> 55:12.631 and watch while I fuck your friend. 55:20.987 --> 55:22.336 Hmm. 55:28.604 --> 55:30.910 This sucks. The cuffs are hurting my wrists. 55:30.954 --> 55:33.130 I think Elliot wants to be untied. 55:33.173 --> 55:36.220 - No, he's fine. - I'm not fine. I'm so bored. 55:36.263 --> 55:38.831 Oh, my God. Shut the fuck up! 55:38.875 --> 55:41.312 I told you to stop whining. 55:41.355 --> 55:42.922 Wouldn't it be fun if you fucked me too? 55:42.966 --> 55:44.228 - No. - Why? 55:44.271 --> 55:45.577 Because you're a greedy little slut 55:45.621 --> 55:47.187 and you can't always get what you want. 55:47.797 --> 55:49.146 You. Come here. 55:51.017 --> 55:52.497 Blindfold him. 55:53.106 --> 55:55.369 - Really?! - Ugh, yes! 55:55.848 --> 55:58.677 Apple, this is all part of the game. 55:58.721 --> 56:01.245 And Elliot loves this. He thinks it's wonderful. 56:01.288 --> 56:03.247 No, I do-- 56:04.553 --> 56:07.338 - 56:09.122 --> 56:10.254 Mmm. 56:11.603 --> 56:13.387 - Ah. - Mmm. 56:29.665 --> 56:31.144 - Erika, stop. - Oh! 56:31.188 --> 56:33.625 - This isn't funny anymore. - Oh! God! 56:33.669 --> 56:35.888 - Fine. You wanna get fucked... 56:35.932 --> 56:38.412 - ...you can get fucked. 56:41.894 --> 56:44.070 - Put this on. - Uh, um... 56:45.811 --> 56:46.856 Mmm. 56:50.860 --> 56:52.905 Okay. Okay. Come on. 56:56.561 --> 56:59.085 Ow, fuck, did you just bite my fuckin' lip? 56:59.129 --> 57:01.392 This is-- Apple, just stop. I'm so sorry. 57:01.435 --> 57:04.177 This was such a fuckin' stupid crazy fuckin' idea. 57:06.440 --> 57:09.705 Why? Are-- Are you grossed out by me or something? 57:12.621 --> 57:14.405 What? No. What are you talking about? 57:15.624 --> 57:18.670 You-- You'll fuck anyone and everyone, 57:18.714 --> 57:21.151 but I'm not good enough for you? 57:21.499 --> 57:24.371 No, Apple, where is this coming from? Who are you? 57:24.415 --> 57:27.244 I'm so-- I just-- Please, just wait a second, okay? 57:27.287 --> 57:28.680 - No, no. Don't touch me. - I'm sorry. 57:28.724 --> 57:30.943 I don't know why I even came here. 57:30.987 --> 57:33.467 I can't believe I let you talk me into this! 57:33.511 --> 57:35.208 Apple, I didn't know it was gonna be-- 57:35.252 --> 57:36.688 I'm so sorry. Don't go. Please! 57:36.732 --> 57:39.648 So, what's happening right now is very special. 57:39.691 --> 57:42.738 You both are entering into what's known as sub-space. 57:42.781 --> 57:44.566 See, you, Apple and I just... 57:44.609 --> 57:46.263 we went through something very intense together. 57:46.306 --> 57:48.831 And you're having extreme emotional reactions. 57:48.874 --> 57:51.355 See, this is what S&M is all about. 57:51.398 --> 57:54.271 Are you fucking crazy? Why are you doing this? 57:54.706 --> 57:56.752 - Because you like it, baby. - I don't like it! 57:56.795 --> 57:58.623 I don't even know if I like you! 57:58.667 --> 58:00.625 - Okay. Whatever. - I mean-- 58:00.669 --> 58:03.236 - Apple, Apple, just one second. - No. No! 58:04.281 --> 58:05.848 Who do you think you are? 58:05.891 --> 58:08.981 You just can't fuckin' toy with people's emotions 58:09.025 --> 58:11.114 for your own sick game, you know? 58:13.464 --> 58:15.814 Go ahead. Run away like a scared little boy. 58:16.336 --> 58:17.816 You'll be back. 58:46.671 --> 58:49.587 Uh, actually, sir, can we, um... 58:49.631 --> 58:51.502 Can we make one more stop? 58:57.247 --> 58:58.248 Oh. 58:58.291 --> 58:59.902 Did you ever love me? 58:59.945 --> 59:02.165 Uh, what are you doing here? 59:02.208 --> 59:03.862 I'm trying to talk to you. 59:04.428 --> 59:07.387 But, we're not together anymore. 59:07.431 --> 59:09.738 No, I know. But we need to talk. 59:10.173 --> 59:12.523 It's late, and you're obviously wasted. 59:12.566 --> 59:14.612 Uh, yeah. 59:14.656 --> 59:17.136 Seriously, Elliot. Let's not do this right now. 59:17.180 --> 59:18.834 It's never a good time for you. 59:18.877 --> 59:20.313 Why were you such a shitty fuckin' girlfriend? 59:20.357 --> 59:21.924 Excuse me? 59:21.967 --> 59:23.839 You never wanted to hang out or have sex with me. 59:23.882 --> 59:25.667 Which is basically the whole point 59:25.710 --> 59:27.103 of being in a relationship. 59:27.146 --> 59:29.496 You knew exactly what you signed up for. 59:29.540 --> 59:31.107 I told you from the very beginning 59:31.150 --> 59:33.544 that until I finish my postdoc, my work comes first-- 59:33.587 --> 59:36.199 Don't you think, because we're both so emotionally stunted 59:36.242 --> 59:38.854 and suck at communicating, that actually, 59:38.897 --> 59:41.378 we're, I don't know, maybe perfect for each other? 59:41.421 --> 59:44.294 What? Are you fucking kidding me right now? 59:44.337 --> 59:45.338 - Can I come in? - No. 59:45.382 --> 59:46.992 Please. Just let me come in. 59:47.036 --> 59:48.559 I'm not gonna try to have sex with you or anything. 59:48.602 --> 59:49.995 - Elliot, just-- - I'm not gonna try and fuck you. 59:50.039 --> 59:51.649 - Elliot, go home! - Please. 59:51.693 --> 59:54.434 Babe? What the fuck is going on? 01:00:19.982 --> 01:00:21.461 Oh. 01:00:32.777 --> 01:00:34.387 I was totally circling the drain. 01:00:36.433 --> 01:00:39.001 My two most important relationships, 01:00:39.044 --> 01:00:40.872 my girlfriend, and my best friend, 01:00:40.916 --> 01:00:43.048 were trashed beyond repair. 01:00:43.092 --> 01:00:45.529 A-and I really just had no one to blame but myself. 01:00:46.922 --> 01:00:49.707 You didn't blame Erika? Considering how she treated you? 01:00:50.099 --> 01:00:53.232 Seems like you would be angry or resentful. 01:00:53.537 --> 01:00:56.496 Sure, Erica led me down the path of my destruction, 01:00:56.540 --> 01:00:59.151 but at the end of the day, everything I did 01:00:59.195 --> 01:01:00.500 was always my choice. 01:01:01.458 --> 01:01:03.112 I mean, you wanna know the sickest part? 01:01:03.155 --> 01:01:04.766 It's the fact that even though all of this happened, 01:01:04.809 --> 01:01:06.289 I still wanted to be with her. 01:01:06.898 --> 01:01:09.118 This is the kind of fucked up, intense, 01:01:09.161 --> 01:01:10.554 state of mind I was in. 01:01:11.163 --> 01:01:13.818 Uh, hey, man, I really can't thank you enough, I mean, I-I, 01:01:13.862 --> 01:01:16.212 I swear to you, I'll be out of here as soon as I can, 01:01:16.255 --> 01:01:17.561 I already asked my mom for a loan. 01:01:17.604 --> 01:01:19.041 Oh, that's great, 01:01:19.084 --> 01:01:20.303 because you're already kinda cramping my style. 01:01:20.346 --> 01:01:21.608 - Oh. - You know, I have a hook up 01:01:21.652 --> 01:01:22.696 coming over 01:01:22.740 --> 01:01:23.828 - in about half an hour. - Okay. 01:01:23.872 --> 01:01:25.569 - So-- Mm-hmm. - Oh! Okay. Um... 01:01:27.397 --> 01:01:28.920 Well, I can grab a cup of coffee or something. 01:01:28.964 --> 01:01:30.487 Honestly, I don't really care what you do 01:01:30.530 --> 01:01:32.619 as long as you're not here. 01:01:33.055 --> 01:01:34.317 How long, do you think? 01:01:38.147 --> 01:01:40.671 It's gotta be a quickie 'cause I've a real date later tonight. 01:01:41.324 --> 01:01:42.586 Okay. Yeah. 01:01:43.935 --> 01:01:46.285 Is it too much to ask to take a shower before? 01:01:46.329 --> 01:01:48.374 - Eh, just, make it fast. - Okay. 01:01:48.418 --> 01:01:49.723 Mm-hmm. 01:01:50.376 --> 01:01:52.552 - You'll find it-- Yeah. - Sorry, sorry. 01:01:52.596 --> 01:01:54.816 Also, can you use the guest towel? 01:01:55.817 --> 01:01:57.470 It's the one that says "guest" on it. 01:01:58.863 --> 01:01:59.777 Copy. 01:02:00.386 --> 01:02:02.475 Things were looking very bleak. 01:02:06.479 --> 01:02:08.307 It definitely seemed like I'd hit rock bottom. 01:02:17.142 --> 01:02:18.448 But I just had no idea 01:02:18.491 --> 01:02:20.319 how much worse my life was gonna become. 01:02:33.942 --> 01:02:36.858 Ugh. That woman over there looks like a foot. 01:02:39.121 --> 01:02:40.470 I'm fucking starving. 01:02:41.950 --> 01:02:43.125 - I'm sorry, do you mind? - Uh, don't. 01:02:43.168 --> 01:02:44.561 Why? 01:02:44.604 --> 01:02:46.432 Grabbing food off of a tray is disgusting. 01:02:46.476 --> 01:02:48.086 Yeah, except I haven't eaten lunch. 01:02:49.348 --> 01:02:51.611 I think you're gonna love it, you're one of the first people 01:02:51.655 --> 01:02:53.352 - I thought of when Erika was... - Whoa. Oh, my God. 01:02:53.396 --> 01:02:56.094 You're Laquisha Foxx. 01:02:56.138 --> 01:02:57.966 - my name is... - But he's an assistant. 01:02:58.009 --> 01:03:00.185 What you have to do is see Erika's newest work. 01:03:00.229 --> 01:03:02.057 It, it's everything. It's dangerous. 01:03:02.100 --> 01:03:04.450 I don't know. I'm not sure I get it. 01:03:04.494 --> 01:03:07.889 It's like Pornhub meets the bottom of our son's sneaker. 01:03:07.932 --> 01:03:10.543 Hon. Don't be a vulgarian. 01:03:11.022 --> 01:03:13.372 Well then, please, Erika. Enlighten us. 01:03:13.416 --> 01:03:14.852 What does it all mean? 01:03:15.287 --> 01:03:18.421 Fuck if I know. It means money in my bank account, guys. 01:03:18.464 --> 01:03:19.770 - Oh! - That's all I care about. 01:03:22.642 --> 01:03:23.513 Thank you. 01:03:26.820 --> 01:03:29.214 Oh! Oh, Elliot. Wait one second. Elliot! 01:03:29.258 --> 01:03:30.128 Elliot. 01:03:31.434 --> 01:03:32.696 - Hi. - Hi. 01:03:32.739 --> 01:03:34.306 Oh, my god. There you are. 01:03:34.350 --> 01:03:35.394 I've been looking for you literally everywhere. 01:03:35.438 --> 01:03:37.048 Guys, this is Elliot. 01:03:37.092 --> 01:03:38.876 Elliot, meet my very good friends from New York, 01:03:38.920 --> 01:03:40.399 the Bruces. 01:03:40.443 --> 01:03:42.314 Hi. Hi, hi. Hello, hi, nice to meet you. 01:03:42.358 --> 01:03:44.534 - Hello, Elliot. - Okay, guys, have fun. Go roam. 01:03:44.577 --> 01:03:47.232 Drink for free, buy everything, thank you. 01:03:48.407 --> 01:03:50.148 Thank fucking God, 01:03:50.192 --> 01:03:52.237 I thought my face was gonna crack off from fake smiling. 01:03:52.281 --> 01:03:54.239 Hi! Oh... 01:03:57.982 --> 01:04:01.986 Okay. I'm sorry about the other night. 01:04:02.030 --> 01:04:03.814 I think I was, 01:04:03.857 --> 01:04:06.556 I think I was more stressed about the show than I thought 01:04:06.599 --> 01:04:08.427 and, um, I'm sorry. 01:04:09.254 --> 01:04:10.603 Thank you... 01:04:10.647 --> 01:04:12.388 But it's going really well, right? 01:04:12.431 --> 01:04:13.998 I feel like it's going really well. 01:04:14.694 --> 01:04:16.131 - Yep. Yeah. - Yeah, okay. 01:04:16.174 --> 01:04:17.436 This is what I want to do. 01:04:18.655 --> 01:04:20.657 I want you to go to the ladies' room. 01:04:20.700 --> 01:04:23.181 I want you to wait in the furthest stall 01:04:23.225 --> 01:04:24.966 for three minutes. 01:04:25.009 --> 01:04:27.359 And then I'm gonna come in and fuck you with this dildo. 01:04:28.752 --> 01:04:30.449 No. Are you drunk? No. 01:04:30.797 --> 01:04:33.061 Wha--? Don't be a buzzkill; 01:04:33.104 --> 01:04:34.888 it's gonna be fun. 01:04:34.932 --> 01:04:38.501 And also, this is technically a work-related event, so... 01:04:38.936 --> 01:04:40.720 - I am paying you. - Mm-hmm. 01:04:40.764 --> 01:04:42.157 So you have to do what I say. 01:04:42.548 --> 01:04:45.987 I mean, that's, like, gotta be sexual harassment or something? 01:04:46.030 --> 01:04:47.336 Oh, aww. 01:04:47.901 --> 01:04:49.338 Come on, baby. 01:04:49.860 --> 01:04:50.992 Please? 01:04:51.905 --> 01:04:53.559 Thing is, that I'm just, 01:04:53.603 --> 01:04:56.475 I'm really, really wet just thinking about it, so. 01:05:08.879 --> 01:05:09.967 Erika? 01:05:10.011 --> 01:05:10.968 Erika. 01:05:12.013 --> 01:05:15.146 I'd like to introduce you to Margaret Epstein. From MoMA. 01:05:15.190 --> 01:05:17.148 Wow, yes. It is such a pleasure. 01:05:18.497 --> 01:05:21.413 We-- We've chatted on the phone but never in person. 01:05:21.805 --> 01:05:24.938 Really, Erika, I am such a fan. 01:05:24.982 --> 01:05:27.158 Oh, my God. Thank you. 01:05:28.290 --> 01:05:30.683 You are more than an artist. 01:05:31.380 --> 01:05:35.210 You are a psychologist of the human condition. 01:05:36.167 --> 01:05:37.821 You know what? 01:05:37.864 --> 01:05:40.215 I absolutely agree with you. 01:05:40.519 --> 01:05:41.912 Right? 01:05:41.955 --> 01:05:42.869 Right? 01:05:44.436 --> 01:05:45.785 The new work, though. 01:05:45.829 --> 01:05:47.613 - Yes. - I must say. 01:05:48.745 --> 01:05:51.139 I'm not so sure it's up to par. 01:05:54.446 --> 01:05:56.448 Well, I... I... 01:05:56.840 --> 01:06:00.887 do always strive to... break new ground creatively. 01:06:00.931 --> 01:06:02.715 - Erika never plays it safe. - Yeah. Mm-hmm. 01:06:02.759 --> 01:06:05.544 And she never repeats herself. That's what makes her iconic. 01:06:05.979 --> 01:06:07.024 Hmm. 01:06:07.068 --> 01:06:09.418 And I'm going to show you a piece 01:06:09.461 --> 01:06:11.724 that illustrates that right over here. 01:06:11.768 --> 01:06:13.465 Come this way. Come this way. 01:06:45.976 --> 01:06:48.370 Even more than an artist, I sort of think of myself 01:06:48.413 --> 01:06:51.634 as a... psychologist of the human condition. 01:06:52.025 --> 01:06:52.896 You know? 01:06:55.464 --> 01:06:56.378 Elliot. 01:06:57.422 --> 01:06:58.293 Erika? 01:07:01.470 --> 01:07:03.124 I don't even wanna know 01:07:03.167 --> 01:07:04.908 what you're doing in the women's bathroom, okay? 01:07:04.951 --> 01:07:06.431 - You need to get... - Oh, my God. 01:07:06.475 --> 01:07:08.259 - your shit together. - Yeah. 01:07:08.303 --> 01:07:10.348 And you gotta come with me. Right now. Let's go. Come on. 01:07:12.785 --> 01:07:14.004 Is that you? 01:07:31.413 --> 01:07:32.370 Elliot. 01:07:32.936 --> 01:07:34.285 You gotta think about this, okay? 01:07:34.329 --> 01:07:35.591 Just think it through. Think it through. 01:07:36.983 --> 01:07:38.768 Oh, my God. 01:07:40.465 --> 01:07:42.511 What the fuck is wrong with you? 01:07:43.425 --> 01:07:45.905 Uh... I'm sorry, sir, can I help you? 01:07:45.949 --> 01:07:47.037 What? 01:07:47.472 --> 01:07:48.299 Are you joking? 01:07:50.997 --> 01:07:53.043 Erika, that video was just supposed to be for-- 01:07:53.086 --> 01:07:54.697 Ours. That was supposed to be for us. 01:07:54.740 --> 01:07:56.438 I trusted you with that 01:07:56.481 --> 01:07:58.483 and then you go and put it in your show without my consent. 01:07:58.527 --> 01:08:00.137 Sorry, sir, you seem to be quite drunk. 01:08:00.181 --> 01:08:01.921 I don't know if you-- if you need any assistance. 01:08:01.965 --> 01:08:03.793 I get that you've done fucked up shit before, right? 01:08:03.836 --> 01:08:05.447 But this on a whole new level of fucked up-ness. 01:08:05.490 --> 01:08:07.362 Hey, excuse me. What's, uh-- 01:08:07.405 --> 01:08:09.102 - Something, is something wrong? - Yeah, I don't know. 01:08:09.146 --> 01:08:10.669 This man seems to be having some sort of psychotic episode. 01:08:10.713 --> 01:08:12.323 Erika, you can't. 01:08:12.367 --> 01:08:15.631 You cannot just act like some kind of god up in the sky 01:08:15.674 --> 01:08:16.980 and none of your actions, 01:08:17.023 --> 01:08:18.416 you know, have any ramifications. 01:08:18.460 --> 01:08:20.026 - You can't just do that. - Sir? Sir. 01:08:20.070 --> 01:08:21.637 Please, Erika. No, Vikktor, stop. 01:08:21.680 --> 01:08:23.378 - Talk to me, Erika. - Sir. 01:08:23.421 --> 01:08:25.075 He's on drugs, you need to get him out of here. 01:08:25.118 --> 01:08:26.337 - Go fuck yourself. - Hey, hey. 01:08:26.381 --> 01:08:27.382 - Go fuck yourself. - All right. Hey! 01:08:27.425 --> 01:08:28.644 Fuck you, Erika. 01:08:28.687 --> 01:08:30.211 - Go fuck yourself! - Go! 01:08:30.254 --> 01:08:32.082 Get the fuck outta here! 01:08:52.189 --> 01:08:53.234 - Well. 01:08:54.060 --> 01:08:57.542 That... that was entertaining. 01:09:00.284 --> 01:09:02.504 Never a dull moment. Right? 01:09:02.895 --> 01:09:04.027 Okay. 01:09:04.854 --> 01:09:06.551 What was I saying? 01:09:06.595 --> 01:09:09.293 "Is Erika Tracy over?" 01:09:09.337 --> 01:09:11.687 As if the art on display last night 01:09:11.730 --> 01:09:13.428 was not proof enough 01:09:13.471 --> 01:09:16.822 that this tired old whore is done-zo, 01:09:16.866 --> 01:09:19.869 an enraged former boy toy-- That's you-- 01:09:19.912 --> 01:09:23.089 exploded in her face at her own party. 01:09:23.133 --> 01:09:26.702 Say buh-bye, bee-atch. 01:09:26.745 --> 01:09:28.573 That's not even the worst one, you should read 01:09:28.617 --> 01:09:30.619 - what the fucking Times said. - Yeah, no. I get it. I get it. 01:09:30.662 --> 01:09:32.447 I drank a little bit too much last night. 01:09:32.490 --> 01:09:34.623 Didn't we all? After you left, 01:09:34.666 --> 01:09:37.016 I gave a fat guy half a hand job in the parking lot. 01:09:41.020 --> 01:09:41.934 Aw, fuck. 01:09:42.500 --> 01:09:44.372 - What? - Ah, Vikktor fired me. 01:09:44.415 --> 01:09:45.286 Mm. 01:09:46.461 --> 01:09:47.766 Are you surprised? 01:09:48.680 --> 01:09:49.594 I guess not. 01:09:50.987 --> 01:09:53.381 Well, don't feel too special. 01:09:54.773 --> 01:09:57.036 With Erika officially past her sell-by date, 01:09:57.080 --> 01:09:58.299 I think it's safe to say 01:09:58.342 --> 01:09:59.648 we are all on the chopping block. 01:10:00.475 --> 01:10:03.129 Thank God I don't really need to work anyway. 01:10:04.783 --> 01:10:08.613 Oh, head's up. I am having a Grindr party-slash-orgy tonight, 01:10:08.657 --> 01:10:10.180 so you might wanna find somewhere else to sleep. 01:10:10.920 --> 01:10:13.401 How long's the man jamboree gonna last this time? 01:10:13.444 --> 01:10:14.576 All weekend. 01:10:16.012 --> 01:10:16.882 Okay. 01:10:17.405 --> 01:10:18.754 I had nowhere left to go. 01:10:20.233 --> 01:10:21.322 I had no job. 01:10:21.713 --> 01:10:22.671 No prospects. 01:10:22.714 --> 01:10:24.325 I was at the end of my rope. 01:10:39.731 --> 01:10:41.472 Okay, okay! I'm leaving. 01:10:42.212 --> 01:10:43.082 Fuck. 01:10:55.312 --> 01:10:57.358 Hello? 01:11:00.665 --> 01:11:03.973 Finally. God, what took you so fucking long? 01:11:04.016 --> 01:11:05.409 Come on, get in here. 01:11:05.453 --> 01:11:06.932 Don't fucking stand there like a halfwit. 01:11:08.630 --> 01:11:10.327 I hate drinking alone. 01:11:10.806 --> 01:11:12.242 It's so traj. 01:11:12.285 --> 01:11:14.157 So look, come here. Just get-- 01:11:14.200 --> 01:11:17.247 I wanna propose a toast. 01:11:17.726 --> 01:11:19.336 To the bitter end... 01:11:20.032 --> 01:11:22.383 ...of Erika Tracy. 01:11:22.426 --> 01:11:24.167 - What? 01:11:25.298 --> 01:11:26.648 Oh, did you not hear? 01:11:27.170 --> 01:11:32.088 The show was a fucking disaster. 01:11:32.741 --> 01:11:34.786 I'm done, finito. 01:11:35.308 --> 01:11:37.223 Terminated. They fucking hate me. 01:11:37.267 --> 01:11:39.400 They hate me. They hate me. 01:11:39.443 --> 01:11:42.620 So now, we have to toast, we have to celebrate. 01:11:42.925 --> 01:11:44.666 Will you celebrate with me? 01:11:44.709 --> 01:11:46.537 Come on. Come on! 01:11:48.409 --> 01:11:49.801 Mm! 01:11:52.369 --> 01:11:55.285 Yeah. Here, have more, this helps. 01:11:55.328 --> 01:11:57.026 Come on-- 01:11:57.069 --> 01:11:58.680 No, it's good, it's good, it's good, it's good, it's good, 01:11:59.942 --> 01:12:01.334 Okay? 01:12:01.378 --> 01:12:02.988 Mm-hmm. Mm! 01:12:03.511 --> 01:12:05.338 You want some more? 01:12:05.382 --> 01:12:06.818 - Mm-mm. - You want some more? 01:12:06.862 --> 01:12:08.080 - Just like a little bit more? - No, Erika-- 01:12:08.124 --> 01:12:09.125 - Little bit, bah, bah, bah! - Stop-- 01:12:09.168 --> 01:12:11.954 Oh! 01:12:11.997 --> 01:12:13.738 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 01:12:14.739 --> 01:12:16.306 Okay. Here's what I wanna do. 01:12:16.741 --> 01:12:18.177 You come with me. 01:12:18.221 --> 01:12:19.527 Here's what you're gonna do. You're gonna, 01:12:19.570 --> 01:12:21.267 um, take all your fucking clothes off. 01:12:21.311 --> 01:12:22.181 Take your clothes off. 01:12:22.225 --> 01:12:23.618 What? 01:12:23.661 --> 01:12:25.228 You're gonna take all your clothes off. 01:12:25.271 --> 01:12:26.969 You take your clothes off, then you put this on. 01:12:27.012 --> 01:12:28.318 - I don't want to take my... - Take all your clothes off! 01:12:28.361 --> 01:12:29.972 Come on! Let's go! 01:12:30.015 --> 01:12:31.887 - Erika, I don't want... - Just fucking do it! 01:12:31.930 --> 01:12:34.280 Jesus fuck! 01:12:37.414 --> 01:12:40.330 And into that. That's great. 01:12:40.373 --> 01:12:41.810 Yes. 01:12:42.419 --> 01:12:44.726 Yes. 01:12:44.769 --> 01:12:47.642 Come on. We don't have all night. Let's go! 01:12:48.817 --> 01:12:51.123 Okay. You're gonna love this. 01:12:51.167 --> 01:12:53.386 This is so good, I have something so good. 01:12:53.430 --> 01:12:54.649 Okay. 01:12:54.692 --> 01:12:56.215 This is so-- 01:12:56.259 --> 01:12:57.826 Okay, you can sit down here. 01:12:57.869 --> 01:12:59.436 You sit, sit there. 01:13:00.350 --> 01:13:03.222 You go like that... 01:13:05.921 --> 01:13:07.836 Like... I go... 01:13:07.879 --> 01:13:09.794 Oh, you're so pretty! 01:13:09.838 --> 01:13:11.535 - What are you doing? - Shush, shush, shush! 01:13:11.579 --> 01:13:13.711 No, no questions. Oh. 01:13:14.233 --> 01:13:15.931 Hi. Hi. 01:13:16.497 --> 01:13:18.020 Mm! 01:13:18.063 --> 01:13:19.325 Okay. 01:13:19.369 --> 01:13:20.501 Here's what I'm gonna do. 01:13:20.544 --> 01:13:21.502 Tonight... 01:13:22.328 --> 01:13:23.286 ...you... 01:13:24.156 --> 01:13:25.549 ...are gonna be me. 01:13:26.245 --> 01:13:27.943 And I am gonna fuck you. 01:13:28.683 --> 01:13:31.468 And then I will be fucking myself. 01:13:32.077 --> 01:13:33.470 Literally this time. 01:13:33.514 --> 01:13:34.993 - So I get to finally-- - No, I'm... 01:13:35.037 --> 01:13:36.473 - I'm not doing that. - No, no, no. 01:13:36.517 --> 01:13:38.170 Sh, sh, sh. Come on, come on. No, no, no, no. 01:13:38.214 --> 01:13:39.955 - No, no, no! - I don't wanna do that. 01:13:39.998 --> 01:13:41.173 No, come on, sit. 01:13:41.217 --> 01:13:42.479 - Please stop. - Just-- 01:13:42.523 --> 01:13:43.524 - Oh, you don't wanna fuck me? - No. 01:13:43.567 --> 01:13:45.177 Come on. 01:13:45.221 --> 01:13:46.744 Come on. Oh, come on. 01:13:46.788 --> 01:13:48.180 - Come on, come on, come on. - This isn't funny. 01:13:48.224 --> 01:13:49.747 - Come on, come on, oh... - Stop. 01:13:49.791 --> 01:13:51.314 - Come on. - Stop it. 01:13:51.357 --> 01:13:52.663 - Are you fucking crazy? 01:13:52.707 --> 01:13:53.925 Come on! 01:13:53.969 --> 01:13:55.100 Come on! 01:13:56.841 --> 01:13:58.582 I just told you what I want you to do. 01:13:58.626 --> 01:13:59.844 Can you just do it for me? 01:13:59.888 --> 01:14:01.803 Can you just do what I asked you to do? 01:14:01.846 --> 01:14:03.848 Erika, what is wrong with you? 01:14:03.892 --> 01:14:05.633 What the fu-- Are you fucking insane? 01:14:06.111 --> 01:14:07.983 Stop! This is not fun anymore. 01:14:08.026 --> 01:14:09.332 - Erika, listen to me. - You do it! 01:14:09.375 --> 01:14:10.942 - Right no. No. - Do it! 01:14:10.986 --> 01:14:13.031 - Will you-- Erika, stop! - Ow! 01:14:16.513 --> 01:14:17.383 No. 01:14:18.254 --> 01:14:21.431 - Do not hit me! 01:14:23.781 --> 01:14:25.478 And that's the last thing I remember. 01:14:26.741 --> 01:14:27.785 So you hit her? 01:14:28.133 --> 01:14:29.047 No. 01:14:29.439 --> 01:14:31.049 What? No, I didn't hit her. 01:14:31.093 --> 01:14:34.270 She was attacking me. I was just defending myself. 01:14:34.313 --> 01:14:35.750 I mean, I'd never seen Erika like this. 01:14:35.793 --> 01:14:37.969 So unhinged. Like she'd nothing left to lose. 01:14:38.709 --> 01:14:41.103 You said she was intoxicated when you arrived. 01:14:42.452 --> 01:14:44.280 Y-Yeah, I mean, she was definitely fucked up, 01:14:44.323 --> 01:14:45.977 but I-I, I mean, 01:14:46.021 --> 01:14:48.501 you know, she was really upset about the show tanking 01:14:48.545 --> 01:14:50.765 so, I mean, I don't know if she was on anything 01:14:50.808 --> 01:14:52.418 besides alcohol, but... 01:14:52.462 --> 01:14:53.898 You were under the influence as well. 01:14:54.856 --> 01:14:57.162 I had a few glasses of champagne, but that was it. 01:14:59.687 --> 01:15:01.645 You said earlier you blacked out. 01:15:03.734 --> 01:15:05.431 Um, well, I hadn't eaten all day. 01:15:06.650 --> 01:15:08.260 I guess that the alcohol was hitting me, 01:15:08.304 --> 01:15:10.306 you know, a little bit harder than usual. 01:15:10.349 --> 01:15:11.568 So let me get this straight-- 01:15:12.003 --> 01:15:13.439 You drove to Erika's house. 01:15:13.788 --> 01:15:15.398 You got drunk. 01:15:15.441 --> 01:15:17.966 You got in a violent physical altercation with her. 01:15:18.401 --> 01:15:21.099 And then you conveniently blacked out 01:15:21.143 --> 01:15:22.710 and can't account for anything 01:15:22.753 --> 01:15:24.450 that happened for the rest of the night? 01:15:24.494 --> 01:15:26.670 I didn't conveniently black out. 01:15:27.105 --> 01:15:28.759 Yeah. If you say so. 01:15:30.108 --> 01:15:32.110 After you regained consciousness, 01:15:32.154 --> 01:15:33.590 then what happened? 01:15:47.604 --> 01:15:48.561 Erika? 01:15:51.869 --> 01:15:52.740 Erika. 01:15:55.830 --> 01:15:57.875 Stop fucking around, Erika. Where are you? 01:16:14.631 --> 01:16:15.545 Fuck. 01:16:16.502 --> 01:16:17.416 Fuck. 01:16:21.812 --> 01:16:22.726 Oh, fuck. 01:16:23.727 --> 01:16:24.641 Fuck. 01:16:25.076 --> 01:16:26.251 Oh, fuck. 01:16:27.035 --> 01:16:28.601 Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. 01:16:31.909 --> 01:16:33.084 Fuck. 01:16:34.390 --> 01:16:35.478 Erika. 01:16:49.535 --> 01:16:51.320 W-Wait... Wake up, wake up. 01:16:57.935 --> 01:16:59.458 Erika, Erika. Wake up. 01:16:59.502 --> 01:17:01.112 Wake up, Erika. Erika, wake up! 01:17:01.156 --> 01:17:02.635 Erika! Come on, stop fucking with me. 01:17:02.679 --> 01:17:04.507 Come on. Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up. 01:17:04.550 --> 01:17:05.682 Come on, come on. 01:17:22.743 --> 01:17:25.571 Hi. Uh, h-hello. My, uh... my friend, 01:17:25.615 --> 01:17:28.487 she... fell into the pool. Uh, there was an accident, she-- 01:17:28.531 --> 01:17:30.359 I tried to give her mouth-to-mouth, but I think-- 01:17:30.402 --> 01:17:32.709 Uh, ten thousand ten Wonderland Terrace, yes. 01:17:32.753 --> 01:17:35.886 Um... okay, y-yeah. But, p-please hurry. 01:17:35.930 --> 01:17:37.845 Okay. Okay. 01:17:49.073 --> 01:17:50.031 Erika? 01:17:56.820 --> 01:17:57.690 Erika? 01:18:01.651 --> 01:18:03.871 And then her body miraculously disappeared? 01:18:05.524 --> 01:18:07.135 I don't know, I mean, 01:18:07.178 --> 01:18:09.920 I went inside the house for like 60 seconds to call 911. 01:18:10.399 --> 01:18:12.009 How long were you unconscious? 01:18:12.053 --> 01:18:13.532 I don't remember! 01:18:13.576 --> 01:18:15.317 But I didn't kill her, I know that for sure. 01:18:17.841 --> 01:18:21.410 Is there anyone you can think of that may have wanted Erika dead? 01:18:23.629 --> 01:18:25.631 She wasn't universally loved, but... 01:18:26.067 --> 01:18:27.677 I can't think of anyone she pissed off enough 01:18:27.720 --> 01:18:28.983 to want her murdered. 01:18:31.768 --> 01:18:33.814 I don't know. I can't say for sure, though. I... 01:18:34.945 --> 01:18:37.121 I honestly didn't know her that well. 01:18:43.998 --> 01:18:45.303 So, what happens now? 01:18:48.611 --> 01:18:52.136 Well, with no body, there's no evidence, so... 01:18:53.659 --> 01:18:54.835 ...you're free to go. 01:18:55.792 --> 01:18:56.662 What? 01:18:57.228 --> 01:18:59.491 I can just leave? 01:18:59.535 --> 01:19:00.405 For now. 01:19:01.276 --> 01:19:02.625 But don't go far. 01:19:04.366 --> 01:19:06.368 So how many days has it been now? 01:19:06.759 --> 01:19:08.370 Uh, five. 01:19:08.413 --> 01:19:10.241 Uh, yeah, the police say the longer that she's missing, 01:19:10.285 --> 01:19:12.156 the less likely it is that she's alive. 01:19:13.027 --> 01:19:14.680 Do you think I need to get a lawyer? 01:19:14.724 --> 01:19:16.595 I mean, not that I can afford one, but... 01:19:17.074 --> 01:19:20.208 Well, let's stay optimistic for the time being. 01:19:20.251 --> 01:19:21.644 Speaking of. 01:19:21.687 --> 01:19:24.821 Seems like the clickbait drama 01:19:24.865 --> 01:19:27.041 has restored Erika's market value, 01:19:27.084 --> 01:19:28.129 at the very least. 01:19:28.172 --> 01:19:29.391 What? 01:19:29.434 --> 01:19:31.262 Every one of her pieces 01:19:31.306 --> 01:19:33.874 from her shitty train wreck show sold out. 01:19:33.917 --> 01:19:35.832 So I guess it's true what they say: 01:19:36.398 --> 01:19:39.792 "An artist is worth more dead than alive." 01:19:40.445 --> 01:19:41.751 I mean... 01:19:42.360 --> 01:19:45.363 Is it just me, or is that so unbelievably fucked up? 01:19:45.407 --> 01:19:48.149 Welcome to the sad reality of now. 01:19:48.192 --> 01:19:50.368 I'm gonna go for a run. You want me to get you anything 01:19:50.412 --> 01:19:52.675 - while I'm out? - No, um, I'm good. 01:19:52.718 --> 01:19:54.372 Text me if you change your mind. 01:19:54.416 --> 01:19:55.460 Okay. 01:19:57.158 --> 01:19:59.029 - You expecting a package? - No. 01:20:05.514 --> 01:20:06.471 Elliot? 01:20:08.082 --> 01:20:09.257 It's for you. 01:20:21.530 --> 01:20:22.748 I'll give you two a minute. 01:20:29.190 --> 01:20:30.452 Hi. 01:20:34.021 --> 01:20:35.022 So... 01:20:37.154 --> 01:20:38.373 ...what you're trying to say is, 01:20:38.416 --> 01:20:39.983 is that it's all Vikktor's fault? 01:20:40.027 --> 01:20:41.942 No. No, no, no, no. Definitely not. 01:20:41.985 --> 01:20:44.814 I-I take full responsibility for my part in this, but-- 01:20:46.424 --> 01:20:50.167 After the show bombed... the brand took a huge hit. 01:20:50.211 --> 01:20:51.908 We had to do something. 01:20:52.517 --> 01:20:54.128 But use me in a plot 01:20:54.171 --> 01:20:56.652 to fake your own death for publicity? 01:20:56.695 --> 01:20:59.437 I understand why you're upset. I do. 01:20:59.481 --> 01:21:02.223 Which is why I'm here apologizing in person. 01:21:02.266 --> 01:21:03.746 And as I told you, I already cleared 01:21:03.789 --> 01:21:04.877 everything up with the police. 01:21:04.921 --> 01:21:07.402 Oh. Oh, yeah. Thanks for that. 01:21:07.445 --> 01:21:10.796 And I'm sorry. I'm truly, truly sorry. 01:21:10.840 --> 01:21:13.843 But the studio was hemorrhaging money. 01:21:13.886 --> 01:21:15.976 And, and when Vikktor came up 01:21:16.019 --> 01:21:17.238 with this whole cockamamie scheme, I-- 01:21:18.413 --> 01:21:19.762 I didn't know what else to do. 01:21:24.723 --> 01:21:25.637 Did you roofie me? 01:21:28.075 --> 01:21:29.076 I had to. 01:21:30.903 --> 01:21:32.993 For the plan to work, you had to be just a little foggier 01:21:33.036 --> 01:21:34.951 than usual, and we needed time. 01:21:34.995 --> 01:21:37.084 You know, to pull off the operation. 01:21:37.998 --> 01:21:39.260 It was your usual just... 01:21:40.217 --> 01:21:42.219 ...spy movie stuff. 01:21:43.307 --> 01:21:46.310 I mean, to be honest, the hardest part 01:21:46.354 --> 01:21:48.530 was forcing myself not to breathe or laugh 01:21:48.573 --> 01:21:50.575 when you were giving me mouth-to-mouth. 01:21:54.536 --> 01:21:57.452 And then Vikktor and I waited outside 01:21:57.495 --> 01:21:59.280 to make sure you called 911. 01:22:02.674 --> 01:22:04.633 And the rest is history. 01:22:07.027 --> 01:22:08.028 Why me? 01:22:09.681 --> 01:22:10.987 Well, you gave us a... 01:22:11.770 --> 01:22:12.771 I mean with your whole... 01:22:13.816 --> 01:22:15.383 ...meltdown at the opening, 01:22:15.426 --> 01:22:17.602 it was a pretty convenient motive. 01:22:17.646 --> 01:22:19.039 You know? And plus, 01:22:19.082 --> 01:22:21.737 you're the most gullible/trustworthy of my-- 01:22:22.042 --> 01:22:24.914 Most of my friends would just run away, not even call 911. 01:22:27.873 --> 01:22:30.702 I don't know what to say. 01:22:30.746 --> 01:22:31.616 I mean... 01:22:32.922 --> 01:22:34.271 I'm happy you're alive. 01:22:36.099 --> 01:22:39.276 But I'm so unbelievably angry at the same time. 01:22:39.929 --> 01:22:41.974 I mean, I was just living my life. 01:22:42.018 --> 01:22:44.064 Minding my own business, and then you come along, 01:22:44.107 --> 01:22:45.674 and before I even know what's happening, 01:22:45.717 --> 01:22:48.285 I'm a sex slave to a complete fucking sociopath, 01:22:48.329 --> 01:22:50.853 and being interrogated by the cops for murder. 01:22:51.288 --> 01:22:54.552 - That's fair. - It's not fucking fair, Erika! 01:22:54.596 --> 01:22:55.814 It's fucked up! 01:22:56.467 --> 01:22:58.252 Do you not understand what you've done? 01:22:58.295 --> 01:23:00.515 I've lost everything because of you. 01:23:00.558 --> 01:23:01.864 I mean, Erika, 01:23:01.907 --> 01:23:04.040 I had real fucking feelings for you 01:23:04.084 --> 01:23:06.651 and you destroyed my entire fucking life. 01:23:06.695 --> 01:23:08.566 Well, I know you're upset right now, 01:23:08.610 --> 01:23:10.002 but you need to trust me, 01:23:10.046 --> 01:23:11.700 as somebody who has come back from the dead 01:23:11.743 --> 01:23:13.876 literally and figuratively, more than once, 01:23:13.919 --> 01:23:15.704 your life is not destroyed. 01:23:16.400 --> 01:23:19.316 In fact... there's a silver lining. 01:23:19.360 --> 01:23:20.883 Silver lining? What the fuck are you even talking about? 01:23:20.926 --> 01:23:22.189 Okay. I'll tell you. 01:23:22.232 --> 01:23:23.668 Remember when-- when I was saying that 01:23:23.712 --> 01:23:25.192 in order to break through the noise 01:23:25.235 --> 01:23:26.454 and get people's attention these days, 01:23:26.497 --> 01:23:28.195 you have to make a big commotion? 01:23:28.238 --> 01:23:29.892 Well, now, you, 01:23:29.935 --> 01:23:32.634 despite whatever nuisance it's caused at the moment, 01:23:32.677 --> 01:23:34.679 you can now go and make a documentary. 01:23:34.723 --> 01:23:36.942 Or, uh, write a book, or a miniseries, 01:23:36.986 --> 01:23:39.380 or, whatever, after you change all the names, and it'll say, 01:23:39.423 --> 01:23:41.817 "Based on an insane but shockingly true story." 01:23:41.860 --> 01:23:44.124 Which is all people give a shit about these days. 01:23:45.473 --> 01:23:49.085 So, what? Y-You... you expect me to be grateful? 01:23:49.129 --> 01:23:52.958 For, uh, you implicating me in this entire fucking shitshow? 01:23:54.395 --> 01:23:55.483 Yes. 01:23:55.526 --> 01:23:56.397 Wow. 01:23:57.311 --> 01:23:58.138 Wow. 01:23:59.748 --> 01:24:03.665 You are... fucking something else. 01:24:06.798 --> 01:24:08.974 I don't believe in shame or regret or... 01:24:09.584 --> 01:24:11.412 ...any of the other fucked up 01:24:11.455 --> 01:24:13.457 brainwashing they give you in Catholic school. 01:24:15.024 --> 01:24:16.591 Uh, ladies and gentlemen, 01:24:16.634 --> 01:24:18.332 we have a very special guest in the studio today. 01:24:18.375 --> 01:24:21.509 Uh, world-renowned artist and now author, uh, Erika Tracy. 01:24:22.771 --> 01:24:23.989 Erika's autobiography, 01:24:24.033 --> 01:24:25.730 Confessions of a Slut: 01:24:25.774 --> 01:24:27.689 How To Get Laid and Conquer the World at the Same Time 01:24:27.732 --> 01:24:30.735 is online and in bookstores now. Go get it. 01:24:31.171 --> 01:24:33.564 Erika, I mean, welcome to the show, obviously. 01:24:33.608 --> 01:24:35.175 Kinda can't believe you're here right now. 01:24:35.218 --> 01:24:36.915 It's so crazy. 01:24:36.959 --> 01:24:38.265 That makes two of us. 01:24:38.308 --> 01:24:40.528 - Um, I was surprised 01:24:40.571 --> 01:24:43.400 to see that I made enough of an impression 01:24:43.444 --> 01:24:45.881 to warrant an entire chapter in your book. 01:24:45.924 --> 01:24:48.449 I mean, I'm full of surprises, you should know that by now. 01:24:48.492 --> 01:24:50.451 Do I ever! Uh-- 01:24:50.494 --> 01:24:51.800 - Um, um... 01:24:51.843 --> 01:24:53.193 So that was fun. 01:24:53.628 --> 01:24:54.890 - It actually was. - Yeah. 01:24:54.933 --> 01:24:56.326 - It was great. - Yeah. 01:24:56.370 --> 01:24:57.588 And it looks like you were right again. 01:24:57.632 --> 01:24:58.894 What do you mean? 01:24:58.937 --> 01:25:00.330 Well, you always said that I'd see 01:25:00.374 --> 01:25:01.766 the benefits of our relationship in the end, 01:25:01.810 --> 01:25:02.985 and I mean, well, here we are. 01:25:03.028 --> 01:25:04.595 I'm always right. 01:25:04.639 --> 01:25:06.118 - You should know this. - That is, that is so true. 01:25:06.162 --> 01:25:07.816 Hey, I, uh, 01:25:07.859 --> 01:25:10.340 did you wanna get, like, a drink or dinner or something? 01:25:10.384 --> 01:25:12.690 Elliot, are you hitting on me? 01:25:13.169 --> 01:25:14.039 Maybe. 01:25:15.867 --> 01:25:17.391 - I have plans tonight. - Ah. 01:25:17.434 --> 01:25:19.131 And I'm flying out first thing in the morning. 01:25:19.175 --> 01:25:20.785 And plus, I've already fucked you, so what's the point? 01:25:20.829 --> 01:25:21.960 So true. 01:25:23.135 --> 01:25:24.789 - You do look good, though. - Thank you. 01:25:25.137 --> 01:25:26.791 What'd you do? Did you replace me or something? 01:25:26.835 --> 01:25:28.880 Oh, Erika, trust me. There's no replacing you. 01:25:28.924 --> 01:25:30.317 Why? Have you replaced me? 01:25:30.360 --> 01:25:31.796 - Yeah, of course. - Ah. 01:25:31.840 --> 01:25:32.971 But it's not the same. 01:25:33.015 --> 01:25:34.103 That's nice to hear. 01:25:34.146 --> 01:25:35.409 Well, I'm not worried about you. 01:25:35.452 --> 01:25:37.237 I mean, you know, I'm sure there's 01:25:37.280 --> 01:25:39.500 a lot of weak men looking for a strong woman to dominate them. 01:25:39.543 --> 01:25:40.936 - Ouch. - I know. 01:25:40.979 --> 01:25:43.504 Wow. I do want to tell you, though, 01:25:43.547 --> 01:25:47.377 that I... I'm proud of you. 01:25:48.335 --> 01:25:51.555 Oh. Um... thank you. That-- That means a lot. 01:25:52.469 --> 01:25:54.036 Aw, gracias, babe. 01:25:54.079 --> 01:25:56.734 Jesus, this is Elliot. Elliot, this is Jesus. 01:25:56.778 --> 01:25:58.388 Hey, man. Nice to meet you. 01:25:58.432 --> 01:25:59.998 No, no. He doesn't speak English. 01:26:00.042 --> 01:26:01.870 - So... - Oh, yeah, no, of course not. 01:26:01.913 --> 01:26:03.915 I really hate to break up this circle jerk, 01:26:03.959 --> 01:26:05.395 but our next segment is ready 01:26:05.439 --> 01:26:07.571 - and we are on a tight schedule. - Mm-hmm. 01:26:07.615 --> 01:26:09.181 Have we met before? 01:26:11.575 --> 01:26:12.707 Two minutes. 01:26:14.099 --> 01:26:15.971 Let's not make it another two years. 01:26:16.014 --> 01:26:18.103 Definitely. If you're in New York, call me. 01:26:18.147 --> 01:26:19.235 Uh, it's a date. 01:26:19.801 --> 01:26:21.019 - Bye, Elliot. - Bye. 01:26:49.657 --> 01:26:51.093 Dearly beloved... 01:26:52.660 --> 01:26:54.618 ...we are gathered here today 01:26:54.662 --> 01:26:57.491 to witness the union of these two beautiful souls... 01:26:58.753 --> 01:26:59.841 ...as one. 01:27:01.973 --> 01:27:05.890 Do you, Elliot, take Erika to be your lawfully wedded wife? 01:27:06.674 --> 01:27:10.330 To have and to hold? To honor and cherish? 01:27:11.113 --> 01:27:12.854 Till death do you part? 01:27:13.681 --> 01:27:14.769 I do. 01:27:15.770 --> 01:27:17.685 And do you, Erika, 01:27:17.728 --> 01:27:20.209 take Elliot to be your lawfully wedded husband... 01:27:20.949 --> 01:27:22.342 ...to have and to hold... 01:27:23.168 --> 01:27:24.692 ...to honor and cherish... 01:27:25.519 --> 01:27:27.129 ...'til death do you part? 01:27:27.695 --> 01:27:28.739 I do. 01:27:30.828 --> 01:27:32.526 I pronounce you man and wife. 01:27:35.920 --> 01:27:37.139 You may kiss the bride. 01:28:06.864 --> 01:28:09.476 ♪ Free yourself 01:28:09.519 --> 01:28:13.915 ♪ Keep on moving Up that mountaintop ♪ 01:28:13.958 --> 01:28:17.484 ♪ Why don't you please yourself ♪ 01:28:17.527 --> 01:28:20.835 ♪ If it feels so good then don't you ♪ 01:28:20.878 --> 01:28:24.099 ♪ Baby, don't you stop 01:28:24.882 --> 01:28:28.103 ♪ Don't stop Don't stop ♪ 01:28:28.930 --> 01:28:30.975 ♪ Baby, don't you 01:28:31.367 --> 01:28:34.370 ♪ Don't stand there Waiting all of your life ♪ 01:28:34.414 --> 01:28:38.026 ♪ For the night To come and find you ♪ 01:28:39.331 --> 01:28:42.465 ♪ The clock is ticking Baby, now is the time ♪ 01:28:42.509 --> 01:28:44.467 ♪ For someone to come and hold you ♪ 01:28:47.339 --> 01:28:49.646 ♪ You are a name Not a number ♪ 01:28:49.690 --> 01:28:51.692 ♪ Extraordinary colors 01:28:51.735 --> 01:28:55.304 ♪ Don't you hide Undercover, baby ♪ 01:28:55.347 --> 01:28:58.742 ♪ Free yourself, Keep moving up-- ♪ 01:28:58.786 --> 01:28:59.656 Okay. 01:29:00.352 --> 01:29:01.658 Okay, good. 01:29:04.922 --> 01:29:06.881 - My toothbrush-- - Do you wanna-- 01:29:09.840 --> 01:29:11.625 Legendary, rock hard... 01:29:12.626 --> 01:29:14.932 Sorry. Sorry. 01:29:14.976 --> 01:29:16.978 - Mm-hmm. 01:29:17.544 --> 01:29:19.110 ♪ Baby, don't you 01:29:19.154 --> 01:29:21.156 Wear a cockstrap. 01:29:23.332 --> 01:29:24.725 Should I wear a cockstrap? What-- 01:29:24.768 --> 01:29:26.509 - Are you sure? - Yes. 01:29:26.553 --> 01:29:28.163 - You're selling it so well. - Thank you so much, Olivia. 01:29:28.206 --> 01:29:29.817 - It's awesome. 01:29:29.860 --> 01:29:31.601 No, like, that's, like, not the vibe. 01:29:31.645 --> 01:29:33.081 Ow. Fuck. - Oh, God. 01:29:36.954 --> 01:29:38.173 Looking at you. 01:29:39.130 --> 01:29:40.175 I'm looking at you. 01:29:40.218 --> 01:29:41.611 - I knew it. 01:29:41.916 --> 01:29:42.917 I knew it. 01:29:45.833 --> 01:29:47.095 Okay. 01:29:48.836 --> 01:29:50.272 Okay. 01:29:50.315 --> 01:29:53.057 Greg, I'm gonna do this right down the barrel. 01:29:54.276 --> 01:29:57.497 ♪ Keep on moving Up that mountaintop ♪ 01:29:59.281 --> 01:30:00.282 Sorry, say that again? 01:30:00.587 --> 01:30:02.327 - Sure. 01:30:02.371 --> 01:30:03.764 - All right? - Mm-hmm. 01:30:07.855 --> 01:30:09.334 She's so manipulative. 01:30:09.770 --> 01:30:12.250 - I know.