WEBVTT 02:29.793 --> 02:31.585 - Yes, I've written down my number. - Sure. 02:32.668 --> 02:34.928 Smita ji. Hello. 02:35.085 --> 02:36.877 Myself Kunnu Panjwani. 02:37.168 --> 02:38.257 My friend Jass-- 02:38.258 --> 02:41.167 I mean Jasswinder Ahuja, will be here shortly. 02:41.168 --> 02:42.956 - He'll be here any minute. - Okay. 02:42.957 --> 02:46.002 But his wife Baani Ahuja, she's already here. 02:46.127 --> 02:46.709 She's in? 02:46.710 --> 02:47.376 - Yes, ma'am. - Okay. 02:47.377 --> 02:49.042 Hold on, doctor. 02:49.043 --> 02:50.918 I had to tell you something important. 02:51.278 --> 02:52.960 Fixing things between them 02:53.127 --> 02:54.899 will drive you nuts. 02:55.918 --> 02:57.877 - I... I'll see. - Handle with care. 02:58.210 --> 02:59.918 - All the best. - Okay. 03:00.084 --> 03:01.312 Glory to Goddess. 03:07.377 --> 03:08.502 Sorry, I'm late. 03:09.085 --> 03:10.251 No, it's okay. Please come. 03:10.252 --> 03:11.210 Thank you. 03:13.543 --> 03:15.339 Couldn't you wait five more minutes? 03:15.710 --> 03:16.835 I was parking-- 03:17.168 --> 03:18.417 Can I get you some water? 03:18.418 --> 03:19.418 - Let's start. - Coffee... 03:19.585 --> 03:20.668 Alright. 03:21.043 --> 03:22.502 Mr. and Mrs. Ahuja. 03:22.960 --> 03:25.252 How long have you two been married? 03:25.710 --> 03:28.960 1825 days. 1825 nights. 03:29.168 --> 03:32.960 Okay, that's... wow! That's like five years. 03:33.502 --> 03:36.210 Usually husbands don't remember their anniversary. 03:36.335 --> 03:39.876 And he remembers the exact number of days and nights. 03:39.877 --> 03:40.792 That's amazing. 03:40.793 --> 03:42.085 - Mrs. Ahuja. - Yes? 03:43.043 --> 03:44.542 When was the last time 03:44.543 --> 03:46.960 you two were in agreement with each other? 03:47.502 --> 03:49.293 When we decided to get married. 03:50.293 --> 03:52.460 Oh! That long? 03:54.627 --> 03:55.960 Do you love each other? 03:58.293 --> 03:59.377 I love him. 03:59.960 --> 04:01.251 I love you too, Baani. 04:01.252 --> 04:02.585 But what's the point? 04:03.377 --> 04:04.916 Love alone isn't enough for him. 04:04.917 --> 04:06.627 Day and night he only wants to get physical. 04:06.835 --> 04:08.417 What's wrong with that? 04:08.418 --> 04:10.501 - It's my right. - Careful, Mr. Ahuja. 04:10.502 --> 04:12.168 This is your wife we're talking about. 04:12.787 --> 04:15.585 Not some plot of land you're claiming ownership of. 04:15.752 --> 04:18.083 - No, that's not what I meant. - No, Mr. Ahuja. 04:20.002 --> 04:21.198 Mrs. Ahuja... 04:21.372 --> 04:22.674 please continue. 04:25.877 --> 04:28.085 Day and night, dawn to dusk... 04:28.543 --> 04:30.182 he's stuck on one thing- 04:30.183 --> 04:33.751 "I wanna make love. Let's go for a quickie. The bed is calling us, baby. Come on." 04:33.752 --> 04:34.918 But do you ever listen? 04:35.793 --> 04:39.002 Smita ji, my double bed is living a single life. 04:39.252 --> 04:41.667 The only action it gets is during an earthquake. 04:41.668 --> 04:42.752 Do you understand? 04:42.918 --> 04:44.168 No, you don't understand. 04:44.293 --> 04:46.876 I'm not denying it, ma'am. I want to make love. 04:46.877 --> 04:48.001 Full on love to my wife. 04:48.002 --> 04:49.877 But not for love, for a baby! 04:50.002 --> 04:53.377 Baby. Baby. Baby. 04:56.085 --> 04:58.017 Sorry. Give me one second, please. 04:58.970 --> 05:00.752 I am safe. Don't worry. 05:02.127 --> 05:03.146 May I? 05:04.960 --> 05:07.084 I'm not desperate to satisfy my urges. 05:07.335 --> 05:10.210 I just want a cute little child in my arms. 05:10.668 --> 05:13.252 You don't understand... my mom is pressurizing me. 05:13.418 --> 05:16.085 People back home think, I'm a printer that's run out of ink. 05:16.793 --> 05:17.834 What am I supposed to tell them? 05:17.835 --> 05:19.960 Look, ma'am, it's basic biology 05:20.085 --> 05:22.709 babies will be born only when we do something. 05:22.710 --> 05:24.334 Then what do I do? Reproduce them on my own? 05:24.335 --> 05:25.582 Enough, Jass! 05:25.583 --> 05:26.989 - Just enough, okay. - I... 05:27.835 --> 05:30.710 Listen. I never said I don't want kids. 05:31.252 --> 05:33.293 But I'm damn sure I don't want them now. 05:33.903 --> 05:35.710 And you know what, this is not working out. 05:35.936 --> 05:36.792 I'm done with you. 05:36.793 --> 05:37.834 - Baani. Baani. Baani. - Please, don't touch me. 05:37.835 --> 05:39.460 - I wasn't attacking you. - Mrs. Ahuja... 05:42.460 --> 05:43.960 - What have you done? - Me? 05:44.335 --> 05:46.710 - You made things worse? - I did? 05:47.377 --> 05:48.710 I won't pay you. 05:50.002 --> 05:51.627 - What happened? - Don't pay her. 05:52.168 --> 05:53.877 - Was I supposed to pay her? - Baani. 05:56.084 --> 05:58.085 - What have you done? - I did? 05:58.377 --> 06:00.043 You made things worse. 06:00.418 --> 06:02.209 I clearly warned you... 06:02.210 --> 06:04.793 fixing things between them will drive you nuts. 06:06.084 --> 06:08.514 Jass. Don't jump. Jass, please. 06:10.002 --> 06:10.993 Baani. Time out. 06:10.994 --> 06:12.085 What are you doing? 06:12.293 --> 06:14.667 Where are you going without me? 06:14.668 --> 06:16.375 You're forgetting that we share the same address. 06:22.460 --> 06:24.376 We don't need a marriage counsellor. 06:24.377 --> 06:26.084 Our relationship hasn't hit a rough patch. 06:26.085 --> 06:27.752 It's just a communication gap, baby. 06:28.076 --> 06:31.960 - Baani. Baani. What are you doing? - "Love is gold, love is silver..." 06:32.444 --> 06:34.377 Husbands are like Gods, you don't leave them dangling. 06:34.543 --> 06:35.710 Get off, Jass. 06:36.293 --> 06:37.376 Remember this song? 06:37.377 --> 06:40.460 - "When you're young, love is gonna happen." - Get off!" 06:40.710 --> 06:42.627 "When you're young--" 06:42.793 --> 06:45.126 Let me in, Baani. Our future kids are getting crushed. 06:45.127 --> 06:46.251 - Jass. - Love you. 06:46.252 --> 06:47.084 I hate you! 06:49.084 --> 07:00.335 "When you're young, love is gonna happen." 07:13.388 --> 07:15.417 Slow down, I'll lose my cap. 07:15.418 --> 07:16.752 What a view. 07:16.918 --> 07:19.460 - Hey, careful. - Baani, careful. 07:19.960 --> 07:22.083 - Oh God! - Listen, Baani... 07:22.084 --> 07:23.168 What the-- Baani. 07:23.793 --> 07:25.094 Are you blind? 07:27.168 --> 07:28.918 Girl in a ride, flying high. 07:32.084 --> 07:33.793 Hello, madam. Please... 07:34.043 --> 07:35.627 Baani, are you going to reverse? 07:38.793 --> 07:40.752 We are not moving our car, mister. 07:41.793 --> 07:44.460 Were you born with this attitude, or did you order it on Amazon? 07:46.002 --> 07:49.127 Move the car, or you're going back in a coffin. 07:49.779 --> 07:51.460 Oh... serious. 07:52.710 --> 07:55.335 By the way, you're the one moving around with coffin bearers. 07:55.710 --> 07:59.002 And I've never backed down, neither has my car. 07:59.210 --> 08:01.751 Plus, I have lot of time, the atmosphere is fine. 08:01.752 --> 08:03.627 Let me play some music... online. 08:05.127 --> 08:06.293 Who the hell is this guy? 08:06.460 --> 08:09.297 "It's golden..." 08:09.298 --> 08:23.834 "When you're young, love is gonna happen." 08:23.835 --> 08:24.923 Bye, girls. 08:25.194 --> 08:26.835 - So long. Love you, girls. - Bye. 08:27.835 --> 08:30.752 Add me on Insta. @Boyintheyellowcar. 08:33.293 --> 08:34.710 - Come on. - Ready? 08:35.043 --> 08:36.710 - Let's go. - Baani, are you serious? 08:38.377 --> 08:39.710 Come on, Baani. 08:39.835 --> 08:41.168 What are you doing? 08:42.921 --> 08:44.348 Have you lost your mind? 08:48.127 --> 08:49.668 Have you girls lost your mind? 08:50.168 --> 08:51.805 I asked you to love me... 09:16.418 --> 09:18.377 That girl wrecked my car. 09:19.668 --> 09:21.377 But I am not angry. 09:22.543 --> 09:23.752 Why am I happy? 09:31.127 --> 09:33.584 Wow, excellent. Excellent. Gorgeous. 09:33.585 --> 09:34.382 He's so funny. 09:34.383 --> 09:36.334 What a mood! I'm in the mood now. 09:36.335 --> 09:38.335 Beautiful. Wow. 09:39.084 --> 09:40.627 Beautiful. Gorgeous. 09:40.918 --> 09:43.334 - Gorgeous. - Hey, excuse me. 09:43.335 --> 09:47.501 You can't see the moon without clearing the clouds. 09:47.502 --> 09:49.918 I like that smile. 09:50.121 --> 09:51.639 Hey, Kunnu! 09:52.918 --> 09:53.584 Uncle ji. 09:53.585 --> 09:54.834 - Come here. - I'm coming. 09:54.835 --> 09:56.668 - I'm coming, baby. - Baby my foot! 09:56.960 --> 09:58.710 Where the hell is your friend? 09:58.918 --> 10:00.251 The wedding arrangements are ready. 10:00.252 --> 10:01.752 The guests are here. 10:01.960 --> 10:03.459 Where is he? 10:04.085 --> 10:06.085 - The main photographer should be here by now. - Uncle... 10:06.293 --> 10:09.752 Just relax. Look over there. 10:09.960 --> 10:13.251 Where are you even looking? Our Jass is right here! 10:13.252 --> 10:15.252 Great. Come on, Jass. 10:22.377 --> 10:26.158 "Everybody knows I'm the baddest. Who am I without my bad habits?" 10:26.159 --> 10:27.953 "My habits. My bad habits." 10:29.910 --> 10:33.292 "Baby, that's love for me. All the best things, they come in threes." 10:33.293 --> 10:37.043 "It may seem like a crowd to you. But to me it's just good company." 10:45.002 --> 10:46.460 Wow. Gorgeous. 10:46.793 --> 10:48.251 How dare they threw the British out. 10:48.252 --> 10:49.377 Bring them back. 10:49.835 --> 10:53.002 "Everybody knows I'm the baddest. Who am I without my bad habits?" 10:53.168 --> 10:54.335 How many more do you want? 10:55.132 --> 10:56.001 Photos. 10:56.002 --> 10:57.626 - You can take some too. - Cheap guy. 10:57.627 --> 10:59.542 The father of the bride is fuming. 10:59.543 --> 11:01.210 - How long will I keep covering for you? - Just a little longer. 11:01.377 --> 11:02.252 Crazy guy. 11:04.377 --> 11:05.751 - Rozario. - Yeah, baby. 11:05.752 --> 11:07.252 Let me take your picture in the water. 11:13.960 --> 11:15.129 Take good photos? 11:25.210 --> 11:26.877 God's plan. Wow. 11:28.377 --> 11:29.389 Hello ji. 11:29.779 --> 11:30.675 Remember me? 11:31.293 --> 11:32.876 - You! - Not 'you'... 11:32.877 --> 11:34.377 I have a name. Jass Ahuja. 11:34.585 --> 11:35.960 I am a wedding photographer. 11:36.084 --> 11:38.334 The first meeting is coincidence. 11:38.585 --> 11:40.960 The second time, is God's will. 11:43.168 --> 11:44.918 Don't just stand there. Keep clicking. 11:45.054 --> 11:47.626 Move aside. I'll click her pictures. 11:47.627 --> 11:48.417 This is my duty. 11:48.418 --> 11:50.560 - Hey... - Look at me, please. 11:52.585 --> 11:56.085 Chin down... little bit. Nice. Beautiful. What a face. 11:58.460 --> 11:59.377 Wow... 12:00.585 --> 12:04.293 It's the first time I've clicked the second most beautiful girl. 12:06.129 --> 12:07.085 I am so good. 12:07.793 --> 12:08.835 And who's the first one? 12:09.252 --> 12:12.335 It's you! But only when you smile. 12:13.335 --> 12:16.335 - Baani, come on. Let's get ready. - Baani. Let's go. 12:16.543 --> 12:18.042 - We're getting late. - I'll go get changed. 12:18.043 --> 12:19.335 Then click as many photos as you like. 12:19.585 --> 12:21.168 You don't need to dress up. 12:21.418 --> 12:23.460 You look cute even in your ID photo. 12:23.752 --> 12:24.959 Are you done? Can we go? 12:24.960 --> 12:26.377 The groom is waiting for us. Come on 12:27.293 --> 12:28.877 What are you doing? Let's go. 12:30.752 --> 12:32.585 She's damn cute, bro! 12:33.043 --> 12:34.024 Make me look slim, okay? 12:34.025 --> 12:35.025 I'll Photoshop you. 12:36.395 --> 12:38.417 Suck your tummy in a little. 12:38.418 --> 12:39.459 Breathe out. 12:39.460 --> 12:40.752 Tummy in, breath out. 12:43.000 --> 12:43.917 Yeah, that's it. 12:43.918 --> 12:45.123 It's okay. Let's go. 12:45.668 --> 12:48.848 Monty ji, smile. Yes, very nice. 12:48.849 --> 12:49.813 Tummy in. 12:49.814 --> 12:51.371 You don't look like an elephant at all. 12:51.752 --> 12:53.585 Hold your breath. Hold it, okay. 12:54.584 --> 12:56.378 - Tuck it in a bit. - Chest out. Yes. 12:56.793 --> 12:57.920 Don't breathe. 12:58.210 --> 12:59.210 Forget you can breathe. 13:05.139 --> 13:06.838 The sherwani just popped a button. 13:09.585 --> 13:12.501 It's okay, Monty ji. Don't be embarrassed. 13:12.502 --> 13:14.210 It happens all the time. 13:14.418 --> 13:15.917 I have some diet tips for you, 13:15.918 --> 13:18.335 avoid things that make you fat. 13:18.493 --> 13:20.366 - Yes. - Like... weighing scales. 13:21.043 --> 13:22.167 - Mirrors. - Yes. 13:22.168 --> 13:23.084 Photos. 13:23.085 --> 13:26.127 And avoid, having skinny people around you. 13:27.418 --> 13:29.257 I never thought of this, buddy. 13:30.085 --> 13:31.332 Thank you so much. 13:31.492 --> 13:32.542 You're crushing me. 13:32.543 --> 13:36.126 Jass. The bride is ready. Click her photos as well. 13:36.127 --> 13:37.084 Yes, sir. Coming. 13:37.085 --> 13:39.126 - Your button. - Thank you. 13:39.127 --> 13:40.627 - Let's go. - Come on. 13:41.377 --> 13:42.417 Is there any other option? 13:42.418 --> 13:43.584 - Excuse me. Hi. - Yes, sir? 13:43.585 --> 13:44.918 Where is the bride's room? 13:45.085 --> 13:47.084 Look, there comes the bride. 13:52.084 --> 13:53.309 Come on, let's go. 14:06.293 --> 14:07.127 Baani. 14:08.043 --> 14:09.626 - Baani. - Oh, my God. He won't stop. 14:09.627 --> 14:10.543 Baani. 14:12.835 --> 14:15.502 - Kunnu, I just realised something. - What? 14:15.966 --> 14:18.085 When you love someone with all your heart... 14:18.502 --> 14:22.043 the universe makes sure she marries someone else. 14:23.252 --> 14:24.876 What is this crazy girl doing? 14:25.752 --> 14:27.210 - I'll go stop her. - Yes. 14:27.585 --> 14:28.776 Baani. 14:29.225 --> 14:30.183 What? 14:30.752 --> 14:32.750 If you don't mind, can I still ask you something? 14:33.585 --> 14:34.543 Ask. 14:34.921 --> 14:36.918 Did you rent out your eyes to someone else? 14:37.127 --> 14:38.501 What are you doing? 14:38.502 --> 14:40.709 Look at you. And look at him. 14:40.710 --> 14:42.877 Come on, Jass. He's damn cute. 14:43.084 --> 14:43.918 Cute? 14:44.084 --> 14:45.710 Even Balraj's son is cute. 14:46.002 --> 14:47.752 - Balraj... - My dad. 14:49.210 --> 14:51.168 Alright, if not me, then someone else. 14:51.627 --> 14:53.502 It's not like he's the richest guy. 14:53.710 --> 14:56.543 Jass. Sometimes being cute is enough. 15:02.418 --> 15:03.543 - Kunnu. - Jass. 15:03.752 --> 15:05.751 This is the world's shortest love story... 15:05.752 --> 15:07.543 it ended before it even began. 15:07.877 --> 15:11.084 Even the pilot episode of a web series is longer than this. 15:11.252 --> 15:13.418 I don't like it. I don't like it. 15:13.668 --> 15:15.168 And I'm so lovable! 15:15.335 --> 15:17.085 Cute face, six-pack abs. 15:17.543 --> 15:20.360 If I say anything more, I'll jinx it. 15:20.683 --> 15:21.653 Drink. 15:21.960 --> 15:23.960 What's the point of these six-pack abs... 15:24.084 --> 15:25.502 when a family pack stole the show? 15:28.377 --> 15:29.460 And guess what, 15:29.668 --> 15:31.959 he's going on a 15-day honeymoon. 15:31.960 --> 15:32.834 What? 15:32.835 --> 15:35.209 15 days... have 15 nights. 15:35.210 --> 15:36.668 And nights are... 15:37.752 --> 15:40.169 No. No, I won't let it be night. No way. 15:40.835 --> 15:41.888 I hate the night. 15:52.543 --> 15:54.252 Kunnu. Throw the ball. 16:01.960 --> 16:03.252 - Be gentle. - Hey! 16:03.418 --> 16:04.293 Sorry. 16:04.627 --> 16:06.085 Come on, Monty. Pass the ball. 16:06.668 --> 16:07.752 Are you okay? 16:08.543 --> 16:09.126 Bro. 16:09.127 --> 16:10.126 - Come on, guys. - It happens. 16:10.127 --> 16:12.252 - Kunnu, throw the ball. - Here we go. 16:15.460 --> 16:16.501 Oh my God. 16:16.502 --> 16:18.168 - Bro... - Monty, are you okay? 16:18.460 --> 16:19.382 He's okay. 16:24.127 --> 16:26.626 Guys, please play carefully. What are you doing? 16:26.627 --> 16:28.251 Kunnu... throw the ball. 16:28.252 --> 16:30.292 Kunnu, don't throw the ball. 16:30.293 --> 16:31.252 Here we go. 16:35.668 --> 16:38.126 Hey... have you lost your mind? What are you doing? 16:38.127 --> 16:39.835 Kunnu, put me down. 16:40.585 --> 16:41.752 Oh, God. Monty. 16:42.043 --> 16:44.504 - Let's get him to a doctor, guys. - His honeymoon is cancelled. 16:45.360 --> 16:46.792 He broke my nose. 16:46.793 --> 16:47.627 Underground. 16:50.877 --> 16:53.252 What the heck. What are you guys doing? 16:54.377 --> 16:56.002 We're getting married tomorrow 16:56.127 --> 16:58.127 and you broke my husband's nose. 16:59.168 --> 17:00.675 Husband? 17:01.002 --> 17:03.626 - Baby. - Baby? 17:03.627 --> 17:06.167 - Hubby. - Hubby? 17:06.168 --> 17:09.335 - Sweetheart. - Sweetheart? 17:09.501 --> 17:12.209 Come, we've had enough. Let's go. Come, my little baby. 17:12.210 --> 17:15.334 - You have a chance. - I do. 17:15.335 --> 17:17.876 You have a chance to go on a honeymoon. 17:18.876 --> 17:20.957 Hello, Mom. Yes. 17:21.126 --> 17:23.668 The problem you were stressing about? It's solved. 17:23.918 --> 17:25.084 I've found your daughter-in-law. 17:25.085 --> 17:26.000 Sorry... 17:26.001 --> 17:27.585 What? 'Is she pretty?' 17:27.876 --> 17:32.212 If you see her in a red dress, you'll give a green signal right away. 17:32.585 --> 17:36.043 Earrings - killer. Anklets - deadly. 17:36.210 --> 17:39.210 Bangles on her wrists Gosh! I'm in love. 17:39.418 --> 17:40.380 Yes, Mom. 17:41.043 --> 17:43.127 Don't worry. It's a 50% yes. 17:43.252 --> 17:44.252 Yes. Yes. 17:45.085 --> 17:46.377 When did I say yes? 17:46.877 --> 17:48.043 I did. 17:48.543 --> 17:49.626 Just say yes. 17:49.627 --> 17:52.252 50 plus 50 makes 100 percent. 18:27.691 --> 18:32.420 "Killer babe dressed in Choli flair... international." 18:36.918 --> 18:41.550 "Killer babe dressed in Choli flair... international." 18:41.820 --> 18:46.322 "Looks calm, but she's a storm professional." 18:46.323 --> 18:50.691 "Killer babe dressed in Choli flair... international." 18:50.692 --> 18:55.399 "Raises the heat by locking eyes, flirts sensational." 18:55.400 --> 18:57.444 "Get her married..." 18:59.525 --> 19:00.126 "Let's go." 19:00.288 --> 19:04.892 "Get her married... looks really hot." 19:04.893 --> 19:09.531 "Get her married... stays up all night." 19:09.532 --> 19:14.266 "Get her married... parties all night at the club." 19:14.267 --> 19:16.871 "Get her married..." 19:18.932 --> 19:23.613 "Get her married... looks really hot." 19:23.614 --> 19:28.029 "Get her married... stays up all night." 19:28.372 --> 19:33.015 "Get her married... parties all night at the club." 19:33.016 --> 19:35.001 "Get her married..." 19:47.504 --> 19:51.930 "No love for variety These aunties of society," 19:51.931 --> 19:56.602 "I love my freedom That's their anxiety." 19:56.603 --> 19:58.982 "Even my laughter needs their authority," 19:58.983 --> 20:01.324 "Grandma's waiting on the next-gen priority." 20:01.325 --> 20:03.674 "Kitchen duties, that's their policy," 20:03.675 --> 20:07.993 "Even if daughter-in-law is from IIT." 20:08.894 --> 20:12.993 "How long will daddy's little angel stay single?" 20:13.556 --> 20:18.046 "Now that we've locked eyes, let our hearts mingle." 20:18.286 --> 20:22.745 "Daddy's angel flying high, carefree," 20:22.926 --> 20:27.178 "Come down, baby Say yes to me." 20:27.179 --> 20:29.599 "Get him married..." 20:31.949 --> 20:36.635 "Get him married... always window shopping." 20:36.636 --> 20:41.374 "Get him married... pings me on DM." 20:41.375 --> 20:46.019 "Get her married... he's not thinking straight." 20:46.020 --> 20:48.277 "Get him married..." 20:50.782 --> 20:55.422 "Get her married... looks really hot." 20:55.423 --> 20:59.848 "Get her married... stays up all night." 21:00.092 --> 21:04.816 "Get her married... parties all night at the club." 21:04.817 --> 21:07.111 "Get her married..." 21:19.426 --> 21:21.928 Too cool, Jass. Singing and dancing. 21:21.929 --> 21:23.267 - You've got this. - Thanks, man. 21:23.268 --> 21:24.550 You guys look amazing. 21:24.551 --> 21:26.032 You guys look made for each other. 21:26.740 --> 21:27.828 But it looks difficult. 21:27.829 --> 21:29.454 She won't agree so easily. 21:31.187 --> 21:33.064 Hey, Jass. She's here. 21:39.126 --> 21:40.898 You stay put, dawg. 21:41.619 --> 21:43.692 Listen... Jass... 21:44.011 --> 21:46.364 Moron always chooses a girl over friendship! 21:48.172 --> 21:49.559 - Hi! - Hi! 21:50.080 --> 21:51.895 - Do you drink? - No. 21:52.891 --> 21:54.776 But if you insist, I will. 21:57.620 --> 21:58.586 - Come... - More. 21:59.125 --> 22:00.265 I said more, dude. 22:00.266 --> 22:01.726 Don't you think you're overdoing it, Baani? 22:01.727 --> 22:02.722 Shut up. 22:03.314 --> 22:05.372 I'm pretty disturbed about yesterday anyway. 22:05.373 --> 22:06.259 Why? 22:06.420 --> 22:09.468 Same old... marriage, relationships... 22:09.990 --> 22:12.179 Khosla uncle, Khosla uncle's son. 22:12.346 --> 22:14.646 I don't like it. I don't like it, dude. 22:14.814 --> 22:16.170 But what are you doing? 22:16.533 --> 22:18.380 Why are you settling for that Khosla 22:18.381 --> 22:22.223 when you've got a ready-made groom right here? 22:26.011 --> 22:28.068 Is it Jass Ahuja? 22:29.226 --> 22:31.387 It is Jass Ahuja. 22:31.705 --> 22:34.291 Baani, check me out, okay. 22:34.688 --> 22:36.449 I've got a nice personality. Cute face. 22:36.450 --> 22:37.781 I have six-pack abs. 22:37.782 --> 22:39.672 - And... slipping. - Careful. 22:39.673 --> 22:42.959 lifetime guarantee to always be by your side. 22:51.216 --> 22:52.384 Will you marry me? 22:53.834 --> 22:54.880 Now. 22:55.205 --> 22:57.400 Now? Are you crazy? 22:57.401 --> 22:59.264 Baani, the future's uncertain. 22:59.265 --> 23:01.304 The wedding altar is already set for your sister. 23:02.999 --> 23:04.628 - No, no... - Stop laughing. 23:04.629 --> 23:08.430 Shouldn't the elder sister get married first? 23:08.431 --> 23:09.496 You are drunk. 23:09.497 --> 23:11.022 Who proposes like this? 23:11.023 --> 23:14.999 Alcohol brings out true feelings. Come on. 23:15.323 --> 23:17.394 Calm down. Calm down, okay. 23:17.395 --> 23:19.949 I need... I need time, okay. 23:21.413 --> 23:22.777 - You want time? - Yes. 23:22.778 --> 23:25.113 - I give you time. - Thank you. 23:27.607 --> 23:28.564 One hour. 23:29.904 --> 23:31.088 One hour? 23:31.483 --> 23:33.580 "One, two, three, four." 23:33.581 --> 23:37.188 "I'll wait an hour, I'll light the sacred fire," 23:37.189 --> 23:40.769 "I'll call the priest, I'll dress the altar." 23:42.637 --> 23:46.316 "I'll wait an hour, I'll light the sacred fire," 23:46.317 --> 23:49.728 "I'll call the priest, I'll dress the altar." 23:49.729 --> 23:53.151 "I'll be the husband, you'll be the wife, What will that life be like?" 23:53.152 --> 23:56.481 "Can't imagine a better life. It'll be beautiful." 23:56.482 --> 24:03.644 "Will you marry me?" 24:08.081 --> 24:10.125 Jass. You said one hour. 24:10.258 --> 24:12.488 Six hours have passed. Where is your bride? 24:12.489 --> 24:14.861 - I don't understand. - Only owls stay awake at night. 24:15.191 --> 24:16.383 Why are you making me stay awake? 24:16.384 --> 24:18.867 Sir... I am sure my bride will show up. 24:19.505 --> 24:21.126 But when, young man? 24:21.656 --> 24:22.461 Here. 24:22.616 --> 24:24.632 Cool down those raging desires. 24:24.633 --> 24:25.910 She's not coming. 24:25.911 --> 24:28.745 She's probably drunk and snoring in her AC room. 24:28.746 --> 24:29.856 - Exactly. - Yes. 24:29.857 --> 24:30.785 Really? 24:31.384 --> 24:32.467 Alright, bro. 24:32.712 --> 24:33.636 Come on. Get it over with. 24:33.637 --> 24:34.874 - Pour it. - Come on. 24:36.604 --> 24:39.331 Sir, start reciting the mantras. 24:39.332 --> 24:41.212 Why? Are you marrying Kunnu? 24:41.213 --> 24:41.873 No... 24:41.874 --> 24:42.996 - Sir... - What? 24:42.997 --> 24:44.054 - I can feel it. - What? 24:44.055 --> 24:44.955 - I can feel it. - Feel what? 24:44.956 --> 24:45.952 My bride's coming. 24:45.953 --> 24:47.100 - My bride's coming. - Where is she? Where is she? 24:47.101 --> 24:48.186 Turn around! 24:56.122 --> 24:59.759 "My heart's lost in your thoughts." 24:59.760 --> 25:03.409 "Let's get married, the altar's set.'" 25:03.410 --> 25:06.992 "From my side, it's already done," 25:06.993 --> 25:10.920 "Our pair will be number one." 25:10.921 --> 25:14.589 "I'll walk the rounds, wear the vermilion bright, 25:14.590 --> 25:17.624 "Exchange garlands, take our vows," 25:17.929 --> 25:19.767 "I'll be the husband, you'll be the wife," 25:19.768 --> 25:21.638 "What will that life be like?" 25:21.639 --> 25:25.445 "Can't imagine anything better." 25:26.618 --> 25:33.806 "Will you marry me?" 25:35.298 --> 25:38.686 "Will you marry me?" 25:38.872 --> 25:41.853 "Will you marry me?" 25:44.598 --> 25:45.861 What's he doing? 25:45.862 --> 25:47.273 Silence in the court room. 25:51.344 --> 25:52.204 Great. 25:52.992 --> 25:54.131 Amazing. 25:55.329 --> 25:59.473 I've never seen or heard of a love story, or a wedding like this. 26:00.104 --> 26:01.806 - Kulkarni? - Yes, sir. 26:03.959 --> 26:06.925 Her family must've figured out your situation later. 26:07.502 --> 26:09.010 And then what did they do? 26:17.445 --> 26:19.435 My Lord! I took the blows meant for her. 26:19.963 --> 26:21.041 That's okay. 26:21.384 --> 26:23.340 Her family broke all ties with her. 26:23.589 --> 26:24.929 But I stood with her. 26:26.675 --> 26:28.581 And I'm still here for you, Baani. 26:29.901 --> 26:31.496 But you are leaving me. 26:35.366 --> 26:38.886 Mrs. Ahuja, I don't understand one thing. 26:39.596 --> 26:43.485 Why do you want a divorce after five years of marriage? 26:43.897 --> 26:45.105 I mean, why? 26:45.292 --> 26:46.769 Is he two-timing you? 26:48.246 --> 26:48.861 No. 26:48.862 --> 26:50.188 Is it a case of physical violence? 26:50.189 --> 26:52.064 - Does he hit you? - No. 26:52.065 --> 26:54.295 - Doesn't he love you? - He does. 26:54.296 --> 26:55.524 Then what is the problem? 26:55.674 --> 26:57.286 He loves me too much. 26:57.287 --> 26:59.211 Isn't that great, child? 26:59.212 --> 27:00.172 Absolutely not. 27:01.014 --> 27:03.949 He wants to make love to me all the time, that too without protection. 27:05.613 --> 27:07.239 Because I want a child, sir. 27:07.451 --> 27:08.741 I want to be a father. 27:09.619 --> 27:11.834 The things I've done for this relationship... 27:11.835 --> 27:13.587 - you can ask my friend. - Yes. 27:13.588 --> 27:16.315 Hello, My Lord. Let me tell you. I'll tell you everything. 27:16.655 --> 27:17.659 Actually... 27:18.560 --> 27:19.574 Why are you wearing a suit? 27:19.575 --> 27:20.829 Why? Doesn't it suit me? 27:21.039 --> 27:22.247 I wear it only on two occasions. 27:22.248 --> 27:23.674 Funerals and divorces. 27:23.675 --> 27:24.715 I'll tell you what happened. 27:24.716 --> 27:25.965 - Go, sit down. - No, let me... 27:25.966 --> 27:27.004 Go and sit down. 27:27.328 --> 27:28.670 Dresses up in a suit... 27:29.721 --> 27:32.157 You can't imagine what I've been through In these five years... 27:33.416 --> 27:34.344 What? 27:34.911 --> 27:36.887 Every time I tried to get close... 27:38.569 --> 27:39.523 she 27:40.758 --> 27:42.736 put up a wall between us. 28:02.911 --> 28:06.114 Don't stop me unnecessarily. 28:06.687 --> 28:10.312 When I come close to you, don't stop me. 28:10.313 --> 28:13.913 I am in your bed, I am in your bed. 28:13.914 --> 28:16.802 I... am in your bed, you're... in your bed. 28:18.340 --> 28:19.801 I missed you, babe. 28:24.887 --> 28:27.061 No, no, no kissing. 28:27.451 --> 28:29.624 Kisses don't get anyone pregnant, silly. 28:29.797 --> 28:32.256 A kiss is where it all begins. 28:32.257 --> 28:36.003 And if you start... I won't be able to stop. 28:36.714 --> 28:39.611 So why stop? Let's make a baby. 28:40.196 --> 28:42.705 - Come on. Come closer. - Jass, no. 28:42.706 --> 28:44.050 Jass, no... 28:44.419 --> 28:46.045 Jass... stop it. 28:46.046 --> 28:46.994 No! 28:50.156 --> 28:51.151 A kick? 28:52.189 --> 28:53.724 You actually kicked him? 28:55.288 --> 28:57.586 That's wrong. This is not done. 28:57.926 --> 29:00.617 Do you have any idea what he would've gone through? 29:01.310 --> 29:04.124 Do you even realize what a woman goes through in conceiving, 29:04.898 --> 29:06.662 as well as raising up a child? 29:08.387 --> 29:10.857 Sir, to bring a perfect child in this world, 29:10.858 --> 29:12.528 one has to be a perfect mother. 29:12.529 --> 29:14.655 And currently, I'm the CEO of a company. 29:15.715 --> 29:19.082 I want to focus and dedicate all my time to my career. 29:19.328 --> 29:21.943 I want to be mentally and physically prepared 29:21.944 --> 29:23.491 in bringing up our kid. 29:25.048 --> 29:26.120 But for now... 29:27.557 --> 29:28.699 I'm not ready. 29:32.371 --> 29:34.906 You want a child, but you don't. 29:35.282 --> 29:37.854 You want this marriage, but you don't. 29:38.562 --> 29:44.058 Therefore, the court will keep this divorce case 29:44.773 --> 29:47.156 in a lock-unlock category for six months. 29:47.928 --> 29:50.880 This period is granted, 29:51.363 --> 29:54.954 so that the couples who have taken this significant step 29:55.667 --> 30:00.840 can reflect and be certain whether it's the right decision. 30:00.993 --> 30:06.364 For now, I will strike the gavel to separate you. 30:07.191 --> 30:09.142 But something tells me... 30:10.072 --> 30:12.448 you'll find your way back to each other. 30:12.638 --> 30:14.248 The court is adjourned. 30:39.828 --> 30:41.529 Mr. Jasswinder Ahuja. 30:42.794 --> 30:44.913 You've been the nicest man I know. 30:46.023 --> 30:48.621 And you'll always be the proudest chapter in my life. 30:51.008 --> 30:54.363 It's alright. Sometimes things don't work out in life. 30:54.636 --> 30:56.242 It didn't work out between us. 30:57.767 --> 30:58.685 Jass... 30:59.233 --> 31:00.137 let it go. 31:01.717 --> 31:02.604 Move on. 31:05.121 --> 31:07.171 And I wish you all the best for your future. 31:14.592 --> 31:15.753 Can I hug you? 31:16.502 --> 31:17.428 Please. 31:18.919 --> 31:19.984 Of course. 31:37.710 --> 31:38.620 What happened? 31:39.156 --> 31:40.329 Am I crazy or 31:40.330 --> 31:42.943 is that the same bottle we drank from and got married? 31:43.349 --> 31:44.876 It's the same brand, right? 31:45.045 --> 31:49.337 Yeah, that's the same bottle that made our heads spin. 31:49.338 --> 31:51.691 And had us circling the holy fire to get married. 31:52.753 --> 31:53.831 Oh, God. 31:54.257 --> 31:56.043 How will we divide the bottle now? 32:07.901 --> 32:10.737 - Oh... - Come on. Come on. Come on. 32:12.074 --> 32:12.913 No. 32:12.914 --> 32:15.595 - Truth or dare? Truth or dare? - No, guys. I can't. 32:15.596 --> 32:17.702 This is such a silly game. Can't we play something else? 32:17.904 --> 32:20.926 - Truth or dare? Truth or dare? - Okay, okay, okay. 32:21.764 --> 32:22.610 Dare. 32:22.772 --> 32:23.669 Yes. 32:25.618 --> 32:28.437 See that handsome photographer over there. 32:28.618 --> 32:30.387 - Where? - With the camera. 32:32.806 --> 32:34.504 Henry, she's your wife, not your cousin. 32:34.505 --> 32:35.739 Look at her with more love, mate. 32:35.740 --> 32:37.322 And, Hanna, just stroke his beard. 32:37.323 --> 32:39.923 Yes. That's lovely. Nice and soft. Great. 32:40.167 --> 32:41.211 Be still. 32:41.212 --> 32:42.322 Go and kiss him. 32:43.281 --> 32:44.253 What? 32:44.254 --> 32:45.929 - Go and kiss him. - No. 32:45.930 --> 32:48.196 She can't kiss a stranger. I agree. 32:48.197 --> 32:51.268 - No. - He's so cute. He's so cute. 32:51.269 --> 32:52.271 Very nice. 32:52.654 --> 32:55.737 My marriage didn't last five years, Looks like theirs will end in five days. 32:55.738 --> 32:59.855 Hey... I swear, you won't last five seconds in this world. 33:00.226 --> 33:02.178 "Two times the tax. For God's sakes." 33:02.179 --> 33:05.040 You know Hindi. Very nice. Very nice. Sorry. Sorry. 33:05.214 --> 33:06.604 We'll get some photos clicked on that bridge. 33:06.605 --> 33:08.107 - Let's go. Let's go. - Come on, honey. 33:08.108 --> 33:09.212 Come, goatee and gal, let's go. 33:09.587 --> 33:11.986 - You can. - No. 34:04.749 --> 34:06.104 Don't let go of the rope. 34:06.583 --> 34:09.496 Keep paddling. Paddle. Paddle. 34:11.030 --> 34:12.359 Don't let go of the rope. 34:16.560 --> 34:17.519 Help. 34:18.905 --> 34:20.193 Help! Help! 34:21.935 --> 34:24.284 Somebody help me. 34:34.117 --> 34:36.353 - Somebody help me. - She will drown. 34:36.510 --> 34:38.545 - Please help. - Vicky, help her. 34:43.867 --> 34:45.608 Help. Help. 34:46.350 --> 34:47.262 Help. 34:54.668 --> 34:55.504 Help. 34:59.279 --> 35:01.245 - Thank God. - Thank God. 35:23.017 --> 35:24.001 Wake up. 35:27.466 --> 35:28.641 Wake up, wake up. 35:28.642 --> 35:30.002 Breathe, breathe! 35:30.693 --> 35:32.363 What do I do? What do I do? 35:32.503 --> 35:36.472 Wait... only one man can save her in this situation. 35:36.843 --> 35:38.936 My school headmaster, Mr. Shukla! 35:39.073 --> 35:40.261 Sir, what do I do? 35:40.262 --> 35:47.716 Well... when things go wrong, or someone's in trouble, 35:47.717 --> 35:50.879 or can't breathe... 35:50.880 --> 35:54.522 you give them CPR. 35:54.810 --> 35:57.303 First, lock your hands, 35:57.304 --> 35:59.819 place them on the patient's chest... 35:59.820 --> 36:06.023 and pump at regular intervals. 36:07.004 --> 36:09.296 Pump... pump... 36:09.297 --> 36:10.494 Thank you, Mr. Shukla! 36:11.312 --> 36:13.510 Pump... pump... 36:13.511 --> 36:15.371 pump, pump, pump... Oh no... 36:16.755 --> 36:18.890 It's not working, Mr. Shukla! Say something! 36:19.054 --> 36:20.656 Else, this beautiful girl will die! 36:20.805 --> 36:22.648 How can I let her die? 36:22.649 --> 36:24.517 Mr. Shukla won't let her die. 36:24.518 --> 36:28.419 Step two of CPR - hold her nose 36:28.790 --> 36:34.345 and blow air into her mouth. 36:35.047 --> 36:36.191 How? 36:36.361 --> 36:37.461 Like this. 36:43.406 --> 36:44.659 What's so funny? 36:45.701 --> 36:46.651 I'll try... 36:46.652 --> 36:47.724 Sorry, ma'am... 36:49.820 --> 36:52.333 - Like this, Mr. Shukla? - You're not supposed to kiss her. 36:52.334 --> 36:53.791 You're supposed to blow air! 36:53.792 --> 36:54.696 Okay. 37:00.161 --> 37:01.185 Hallelujah! 37:01.347 --> 37:02.503 It's a miracle. 37:03.726 --> 37:04.572 Are you okay? 37:04.573 --> 37:06.629 Do you want water? No... sorry no water! 37:09.196 --> 37:10.383 Are you okay? 37:23.452 --> 37:25.229 Oh, my God. She did it. 37:25.230 --> 37:27.114 No, she's still doing it. 37:27.115 --> 37:28.360 Please, someone stop her. 37:28.361 --> 37:29.730 Preet, that's enough. 37:36.452 --> 37:37.325 Thank you. 37:39.102 --> 37:41.096 I didn't get a chance to say it the other day. 37:42.824 --> 37:44.471 You're lucky I found you today. 37:49.835 --> 37:51.346 Hey. Your money. 37:52.748 --> 37:53.932 That's for you. 37:55.620 --> 37:57.562 The value of my kiss is only £5? 38:03.139 --> 38:05.680 Rise and Shine. Vodka and Wine. 38:05.681 --> 38:08.148 Reach Club Dance and Dine... before Nine. 38:12.560 --> 38:13.413 Fine... 38:14.004 --> 38:14.846 Fine! 38:15.328 --> 38:17.786 Chug. Chug. Chug. 38:18.871 --> 38:21.846 Chug. Chug. Chug. 38:22.111 --> 38:23.454 Come on, Preet. 38:24.010 --> 38:25.152 Woohoo! 38:25.153 --> 38:27.761 Chug. Chug. Chug. 38:30.945 --> 38:32.318 Whoa! 38:35.479 --> 38:38.341 "Oh my God." 38:38.613 --> 38:41.970 "Oh what." 38:44.303 --> 38:45.374 "Twerk it." 38:45.524 --> 38:49.432 "Shake it. Shake it." 39:00.420 --> 39:02.687 "Shake it. Shake it." 39:02.688 --> 39:05.148 "Oh my God." 40:27.577 --> 40:28.612 By the way, 40:30.085 --> 40:31.305 are you single? 40:32.469 --> 40:33.786 Fully single. 40:36.554 --> 40:39.712 Okay. I'm gonna go get another drink then. 40:43.067 --> 40:44.018 One more? 40:45.384 --> 40:46.531 Is she a drunkard? 40:46.809 --> 40:48.002 Works for me. 40:50.160 --> 40:51.094 Move. 41:13.918 --> 41:15.158 - Sir, it's mine. - Bro, it's mine. 41:15.371 --> 41:16.612 - Sir, it's mine. - It's my tip. 41:16.613 --> 41:17.816 Sir, it's mine. 41:19.016 --> 41:20.305 I double the tip, okay. 41:20.587 --> 41:21.746 Sir, Indian money? 41:21.747 --> 41:24.145 You're not British either. Take it and leave. 41:25.998 --> 41:27.515 Use force, but make no fuss. 41:27.711 --> 41:30.546 Come to the bedroom, follow the red door. 41:35.897 --> 41:36.719 Move aside. 41:47.990 --> 41:49.266 Villages have homes... 41:49.578 --> 41:51.254 but this home has an entire village. 41:51.814 --> 41:53.009 They are loaded. 42:02.089 --> 42:03.005 Oh! 42:03.181 --> 42:04.372 Tommy is a good boy. 42:04.732 --> 42:06.963 Who's a good Tommy? You're a good Tommy. 42:06.964 --> 42:08.279 Who's a good Tommy? 42:08.894 --> 42:09.888 Bad Tommy. 42:10.843 --> 42:13.145 No, Tommy. No. 42:13.146 --> 42:14.366 Tommy. Tommy. 42:16.463 --> 42:18.735 I don't want rabies. I want babies. 42:20.674 --> 42:23.153 Why are you getting angry? Is it because I called you Tommy? 42:23.738 --> 42:25.867 Your madam called me. Let me go. 42:26.619 --> 42:27.508 I'll go. 42:29.891 --> 42:31.711 Who's going to save me now? 42:32.932 --> 42:35.417 My PT teacher... Mr. Mishra. 42:35.617 --> 42:36.714 Youngsters 42:37.644 --> 42:39.587 kids my height, 42:39.588 --> 42:43.081 take a deep breath before you run. 42:43.771 --> 42:46.546 Put your chest out, keep your posture straight. 42:47.143 --> 42:49.774 And keep your eyes on your 'disha' (direction) while running. 42:49.775 --> 42:50.683 Understood? 42:50.684 --> 42:51.668 Hi, Disha. 42:52.361 --> 42:53.481 Wrong. 42:54.173 --> 42:56.007 Not this Disha. 42:56.685 --> 43:00.786 I mean direction, your goal. 43:01.286 --> 43:04.936 So that you can stay ahead and leave everyone behind. 43:04.937 --> 43:07.866 - Sir, what if a dog chases us? - Good question. 43:08.008 --> 43:10.571 If a dog chases you, don't think 43:11.094 --> 43:14.958 just run. Long strides, big leaps. 43:15.161 --> 43:17.093 Okay, Mr. Mishra... I'll try. 43:22.566 --> 43:23.928 Here is the dog. 43:24.111 --> 43:30.172 Hey, dog! Hey, dog! 43:30.349 --> 43:32.489 Mishra sir! Mishra sir! 43:32.653 --> 43:36.283 - Long strides! Big jump! - Long strides! Big jump! 43:36.442 --> 43:37.596 Long leap! 43:37.597 --> 43:40.040 Climb a wall! Climb a tree! 43:40.041 --> 43:41.636 Be like Spider-Man! 43:41.637 --> 43:42.934 I'm climbing. I'm trying. 43:42.935 --> 43:45.997 Climb whatever you get. But save yourself from the dog! 43:46.807 --> 43:48.157 I've climbed up, Mr. Mishra. 43:50.497 --> 43:51.681 I'm safe. 43:53.053 --> 43:54.382 Follow the red... 43:57.555 --> 43:58.441 Red door. 43:58.931 --> 43:59.797 Red door. 44:00.009 --> 44:01.575 Red door. Red door. 44:01.765 --> 44:02.564 Red door. 44:04.090 --> 44:05.143 Red door? 44:06.707 --> 44:09.005 Eenie, meenie, miny, moe... 44:09.141 --> 44:11.383 Two red doors, which one do I go? 44:12.348 --> 44:13.519 Damn it. 44:13.900 --> 44:15.001 What the hell. 44:17.026 --> 44:18.679 Preet. 44:25.453 --> 44:26.375 Cutie. 44:28.884 --> 44:29.821 Perfume. 44:34.192 --> 44:41.182 "Two hearts are meeting quietly, in secret." 44:47.637 --> 44:49.783 Don't kill me. Don't sell my kidney, please. 44:49.784 --> 44:51.593 - I am very young. Please. - Get up. 44:51.729 --> 44:52.984 My mother is still alive... 44:56.713 --> 45:00.300 Do you even know whose house you've barged into? 45:00.903 --> 45:04.394 For your information - Jogi Randhawa. 45:04.570 --> 45:06.107 He doesn't talk much... 45:06.108 --> 45:08.302 his gun does the talking. 45:08.446 --> 45:09.262 Gun? 45:10.882 --> 45:12.959 Sir, sorry. I haven't done anything, please. 45:12.960 --> 45:14.302 - I haven't done anything. - Jass? 45:15.241 --> 45:17.322 - Preet. Save me. - Brother... 45:17.879 --> 45:18.685 Brother? 45:18.686 --> 45:21.505 What are you doing, brother? You're scaring him. Stop it. 45:22.425 --> 45:23.423 Jass is-- 45:29.496 --> 45:30.962 Truth or Dare? 45:31.303 --> 45:33.410 Are you two addicted to this game or what? 45:37.128 --> 45:39.373 Cheating. Cheating. Cheating. This is cheating. 45:42.462 --> 45:44.034 You've already done the dare. 45:44.892 --> 45:46.542 Time for the truth. 45:46.819 --> 45:50.119 Tell me... what were you doing in my house, 45:50.621 --> 45:53.269 in my sister's room... so late at night? 45:54.590 --> 45:55.966 You sister called me. 45:55.967 --> 45:59.113 She said, 'using force without the fuss, enter the red door.' 46:00.151 --> 46:01.932 I know Preet from before, sir. 46:02.149 --> 46:02.815 Yes. 46:03.078 --> 46:03.806 - Yes? - Yes. 46:03.807 --> 46:05.101 I saved her life. 46:05.102 --> 46:06.912 Actually, Shukla sir solved the matter. 46:07.069 --> 46:09.297 - Who is Shukla sir? - My school headmaster. 46:09.478 --> 46:11.104 I did exactly like he said. 46:11.105 --> 46:12.952 I went close to her and kissed her. 46:12.953 --> 46:14.991 - Sire. - I mean... I gave her oxygen, sir. 46:15.201 --> 46:16.077 O2. 46:17.277 --> 46:18.292 What is he saying? 46:18.293 --> 46:19.834 Explain it to your brother. 46:19.835 --> 46:20.722 Yes, brother. 46:20.723 --> 46:24.243 Remember what happened in Uttarakhand? I almost drowned while rafting. 46:24.657 --> 46:26.535 He's the one who saved me. 46:26.775 --> 46:29.001 I am alive because of him. 46:29.331 --> 46:33.381 Sire, does saving her life give him the right to enter her bedroom? 46:34.127 --> 46:35.174 Brother... 46:35.814 --> 46:36.783 Look. 46:36.960 --> 46:39.030 She scribbled the address on this note and called me here. 46:39.318 --> 46:41.863 It was her. Your dogs even chased me. 46:41.864 --> 46:43.411 But Mishra sir solved that matter. 46:43.412 --> 46:44.917 Who is this Mishra now? 46:44.918 --> 46:46.128 My PT teacher, sir. 46:46.266 --> 46:49.915 Stop this Mishra-Shukla nonsense. 46:49.916 --> 46:52.757 Just tell me whether you love Preet or not. 46:53.947 --> 46:55.761 Growing love, sir. Growing... 46:56.001 --> 46:57.806 Every second I fall more in love with her. 47:00.185 --> 47:00.977 Oh. 47:05.186 --> 47:06.431 And what about you, Preet? 47:06.432 --> 47:08.419 Do you too have a growing love for him? 47:10.548 --> 47:11.429 No! 47:11.430 --> 47:12.805 - What? - What are you saying? 47:12.806 --> 47:14.947 Your brother's going to shoot me. 47:14.948 --> 47:17.076 I mean, we just met. 47:17.250 --> 47:20.478 I want to get to know him. I mean... he's cute. 47:20.898 --> 47:22.680 Cute? Okay, fine. 47:22.998 --> 47:24.606 You, boy. Come here. 47:24.930 --> 47:25.928 No, no. 47:26.052 --> 47:26.954 - Go on. - Come on. 47:26.955 --> 47:27.867 - Go. - Come on. 47:27.868 --> 47:28.800 Don't push. 47:29.355 --> 47:30.520 Come on. 47:31.836 --> 47:34.275 Don't even think of betraying her. 47:34.979 --> 47:39.945 Cross a Randhawa, and you're done. 47:40.240 --> 47:41.810 That chance, I'll give you none. 47:41.811 --> 47:44.364 Soon, wedding prep will have begun. 47:44.627 --> 47:47.057 Preet, let's get some fresh air and fun. 47:47.259 --> 47:48.942 And listen, idiot. 47:49.458 --> 47:52.982 Next time you want to meet Preet, don't jump across the wall. 47:54.423 --> 47:56.109 Use the main door. 47:58.065 --> 48:00.135 Alright, I'll use the main door. 48:00.813 --> 48:02.079 Keep the door open. 48:02.469 --> 48:04.180 Thank you, brother. You're a sweetheart. 48:04.181 --> 48:06.021 - Need your blessings. - Let's go. 48:06.153 --> 48:07.008 Where are we going? 48:07.009 --> 48:08.384 Sire, I feel-- 48:10.533 --> 48:11.571 Growing love. 48:23.142 --> 48:26.794 "Forgetting all the worries in the world," 48:26.795 --> 48:29.857 "I drift closer to you..." 48:29.858 --> 48:34.243 "Forgetting all the worries in the world," 48:34.244 --> 48:37.653 "I drift closer to you..." 48:37.959 --> 48:41.446 "In your eyes," 48:41.447 --> 48:44.007 "I find my light." 48:44.008 --> 48:58.829 "And be yours forever." 48:58.830 --> 49:02.438 "I'm yours..." 49:02.439 --> 49:06.779 "And be yours forever." 49:29.367 --> 49:33.128 "Are you a dream, or are you my destiny?" 49:33.129 --> 49:36.773 "It's hard to believe" 49:37.086 --> 49:44.195 "I deserve your love, I want to believe." 49:44.196 --> 49:48.171 "Are you a dream, or are you my destiny?" 49:48.172 --> 49:51.704 "It's hard to believe" 49:51.863 --> 49:58.919 "I deserve your love, I want to believe." 49:59.182 --> 50:06.330 "Nothing matters more than me being yours." 50:06.617 --> 50:10.339 "Say what's in your heart," 50:10.340 --> 50:12.670 "so I can finally sleep in peace." 50:12.671 --> 50:19.814 "And be yours forever." 50:19.990 --> 50:27.365 "And be yours forever." 50:27.366 --> 50:30.885 "I'm yours..." 50:31.080 --> 50:35.179 "And be yours forever." 50:38.451 --> 50:40.869 "And be yours forever." 50:42.198 --> 50:45.241 "And be yours forever." 50:45.843 --> 50:49.441 "Be yours." 50:54.409 --> 50:57.776 "Everybody knows I'm the baddest. Who am I without my bad habits?" 50:57.777 --> 50:59.697 "I just play it too much, I don't plan it." 50:59.698 --> 51:01.952 "Rolling stone better keep it them balance. Please." 51:01.953 --> 51:05.303 "Baby, that's love for me. All the best things, they come in threes." 51:05.304 --> 51:08.772 "It may seem like a crowd to you. But to me it's just good company." 51:08.773 --> 51:10.796 "Not a player I'm the whole game the worst of them all." 51:10.797 --> 51:12.634 "Way over this time I might have gone too far." 51:12.635 --> 51:14.551 "I been going' hard it's just who you are." 51:14.552 --> 51:16.464 "They love me I'm leavin' I shoot like a star." 51:16.465 --> 51:19.783 "When you're young..." 51:20.139 --> 51:23.537 "When you're young..." 51:24.960 --> 51:26.205 Squeeze me. 51:28.997 --> 51:29.763 Hi. 51:32.523 --> 51:34.675 - Baani? - Yes, Baani. 51:35.313 --> 51:37.157 Won't you ask me to come in? 51:37.817 --> 51:39.603 Remember, I'm still your wife. 51:40.428 --> 51:42.045 Yeah, come in. 51:42.700 --> 51:45.312 - Wow, it's a beautiful house. - Thank you. 51:46.863 --> 51:48.478 Old habits die hard. 51:49.983 --> 51:51.385 By the way, what are you doing here? 51:51.586 --> 51:52.938 Are you here with the divorce papers? 51:53.103 --> 51:55.541 No. I want to tell you something. 51:56.314 --> 51:57.676 You could have called. 51:57.677 --> 51:59.843 I couldn't have told you on the phone. It's personal. 52:00.432 --> 52:02.306 - Jass, are you ready? - I am. 52:02.688 --> 52:04.639 Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready? 52:04.640 --> 52:06.578 Stop spinning me around. Tell me what happened. 52:08.104 --> 52:09.021 I'm pregnant. 52:11.096 --> 52:12.583 I'm pregnant. 52:13.964 --> 52:16.062 Wow. Congratulations. 52:16.228 --> 52:17.400 Who's the boy? 52:21.238 --> 52:23.511 What do you mean, who's the boy? Are you for real, Jass? 52:25.019 --> 52:26.638 Is this all you have to say, who's the boy? 52:26.825 --> 52:28.738 - No... - You don't remember, do you? 52:31.509 --> 52:32.853 Let me remind you. 52:33.002 --> 52:37.607 Remember, the judge said he would decide our future in six months. 52:39.277 --> 52:41.275 I went home and I was packing 52:41.276 --> 52:43.243 and you saw that bottle. 52:48.801 --> 52:53.823 Remember, Jass... we just kept drinking that night. 52:54.353 --> 52:57.737 And eventually... the alcohol took over. 53:04.158 --> 53:06.944 Then... you came close, like you always do... 53:07.719 --> 53:12.127 and I raised my leg to kick you, like I always do. 53:15.019 --> 53:16.227 But then... 53:25.849 --> 53:27.508 Now you remember who's the boy? 53:27.509 --> 53:28.465 Yes. 53:29.932 --> 53:31.901 Jass, you're going to be a father. 53:32.356 --> 53:34.532 This is exactly what you wanted. 53:34.533 --> 53:35.861 Oh my God. 53:36.088 --> 53:37.958 Yeah. Oh my God. 53:38.156 --> 53:39.903 Only God can plan this for us. 53:40.061 --> 53:42.528 But what about your goals? Aspirations? 53:42.529 --> 53:43.815 Your self growth as a woman? 53:43.816 --> 53:44.903 - It's okay. - You're a fighter. 53:44.904 --> 53:46.530 - It's okay. - Really? 53:46.531 --> 53:50.547 Jass, God has given me the opportunity to become a mother for the first time. 53:51.521 --> 53:53.302 I'll sort out my career. I'll work from home. 53:53.303 --> 53:54.832 - Sure? - Yeah. 53:54.833 --> 53:56.959 Everything happens for a reason. 53:57.993 --> 54:00.176 In our case, it's for the kid. 54:00.753 --> 54:03.832 You and me will bring a third person in this world. 54:03.833 --> 54:04.991 - Jass. - Enough. 54:05.883 --> 54:07.875 No one will come between us. 54:07.876 --> 54:10.153 "Toasted. Toasted. Toasted." 54:10.844 --> 54:14.290 "Toasted. Toasted. Toasted." 54:16.831 --> 54:18.439 - Sorry. - Jass? 54:20.251 --> 54:23.041 But it's... switched off. 54:24.445 --> 54:27.136 The battery is dead. I'll put it to charge. 54:28.975 --> 54:31.466 - Hello? - Baby, come quickly to my house. 54:31.467 --> 54:33.325 - Why? - What do you mean why? 54:33.655 --> 54:35.720 If you don't come, then I'm coming there. 54:35.721 --> 54:39.052 - No... no, no, no... - Okay. 54:39.053 --> 54:41.369 No. No. No... 54:44.623 --> 54:47.252 Jass. Jass. You forgot your pants. 54:47.253 --> 54:48.482 I know, Martha! 54:48.483 --> 54:51.258 And guess what... I forgot to wear a condom too! 55:09.042 --> 55:09.812 Preet. 55:11.225 --> 55:12.088 Preet. 55:12.305 --> 55:13.054 Preet. 55:14.428 --> 55:15.201 Preet. 55:15.726 --> 55:16.561 Jass. 55:17.226 --> 55:19.327 You said it's something urgent. All good? 55:19.873 --> 55:21.937 First you tell me, why are you in your shorts? 55:22.129 --> 55:24.653 You said it's an emergency. Now, tell me what happened. 55:25.449 --> 55:26.469 Ready? 55:28.614 --> 55:29.506 Okay. 55:32.775 --> 55:34.897 Wait a second? Do you have COVID? 55:35.287 --> 55:36.882 - No offence, please. - Jass. 55:36.883 --> 55:37.909 Look at it properly. 55:37.910 --> 55:39.192 Maintain two feet distance. 55:39.193 --> 55:40.928 - Please. - Don't you know what this is? 55:41.651 --> 55:43.080 It's a pregnancy test kit. 55:43.599 --> 55:46.291 Jass, I am pregnant. 55:48.637 --> 55:49.699 I'm pregnant. 55:50.341 --> 55:51.091 Jass...? 55:51.361 --> 55:53.527 No, this can't be happening. 55:53.785 --> 55:55.207 What do you mean can't be happening? 55:55.345 --> 55:56.984 It's happening. It's real. 55:56.985 --> 55:58.184 I'm pregnant. 55:58.185 --> 56:00.152 But I used protection... 56:00.153 --> 56:02.054 So? Protection failed. 56:02.055 --> 56:04.651 How can protection fail? Protection's job is to protect. 56:04.959 --> 56:08.047 I have just given you such great news, 56:08.215 --> 56:09.385 and you're not happy. 56:09.584 --> 56:10.555 You're not happy. 56:11.827 --> 56:12.642 I'm happy. 56:12.787 --> 56:14.559 Jass, you're going to be a father. 56:15.139 --> 56:17.383 This is exactly what you wanted. 56:17.593 --> 56:19.076 I am very happy. 56:19.077 --> 56:21.344 Look at my face. See how happy I am. 56:21.345 --> 56:22.473 I am very happy. 56:22.691 --> 56:24.889 But these condom companies, I won't let them off so easily. 56:25.081 --> 56:26.126 I will file a case against them. 56:26.127 --> 56:27.302 I will sue them. 56:27.303 --> 56:28.891 How can they do this? 56:29.191 --> 56:33.229 Instead of being happy about the news you're angry with the condom company? 56:33.822 --> 56:35.624 - Not cool. - I am angry with myself. 56:35.625 --> 56:37.052 No, it's fine. It's okay. 56:37.053 --> 56:38.108 Just let it be. 56:38.109 --> 56:39.708 - It's okay. - I'm lost... 56:39.709 --> 56:41.188 I'm lost... for words. 56:41.959 --> 56:43.305 You're not happy. 56:43.993 --> 56:44.869 Very happy. 56:45.187 --> 56:48.266 You and I will bring a third person into this world. 56:48.267 --> 56:49.758 - Jass... - Enough... 56:50.413 --> 56:52.568 no one will come between us now. 56:52.741 --> 56:54.188 - And guess what? - What? 56:54.189 --> 56:56.629 Today is International Pregnancy Day. 56:56.875 --> 56:58.525 What are the odds? 56:59.713 --> 57:01.855 Brilliant. Brilliant. 57:02.020 --> 57:03.233 What a day. 57:03.234 --> 57:07.590 So everyone's going to announce - I'm pregnant. 57:07.722 --> 57:09.007 We are all pregnant. 57:09.008 --> 57:10.015 You're so funny. 57:10.016 --> 57:11.458 For the next nine months 57:11.459 --> 57:13.873 it's going to be anxiety, depression, mood swings... 57:13.874 --> 57:15.979 Labour pain as well. Plus, it's also going to kick. 57:15.980 --> 57:17.449 But where are you going? 57:17.450 --> 57:19.287 I'm going to the temple to bang my head... 57:19.288 --> 57:21.184 I mean, take blessings. Don't stop me. 57:21.185 --> 57:24.405 We've to tell my brother. He's gonna be so happy. 57:24.817 --> 57:29.665 'Jass, I'm pregnant.' 57:34.188 --> 57:35.972 'Jass, I'm pregnant.' 57:38.744 --> 57:40.664 'Jass, I'm pregnant.' 57:49.337 --> 57:52.280 "Toasted. Toasted. Toasted." 57:53.496 --> 57:55.128 - Mom. - Jass, what happened? 57:55.278 --> 57:56.395 Is everything alright? 57:56.396 --> 57:58.548 Mom, God has answered your prayers. 57:58.764 --> 58:00.270 I'm, stuck between two. 58:00.408 --> 58:02.500 Now, two are on the way. Two. 58:02.676 --> 58:03.907 I didn't understand, son. 58:03.908 --> 58:05.220 - Mom. - Hello? 58:05.466 --> 58:06.708 Hello... Hello Jass? 58:07.054 --> 58:09.498 Twinkle, twinkle... double the worry, 58:10.048 --> 58:13.242 How am I going to handle two love stories? 58:47.082 --> 58:49.295 This is the limit! Unbelievable! 58:49.764 --> 58:52.171 First, you couldn't even have one baby. Now you're having two! 58:52.674 --> 58:54.144 What crappy luck! 58:57.692 --> 58:58.989 Why are you hitting me? 58:59.378 --> 59:00.946 Tiny. Tiny. 59:01.703 --> 59:03.409 How can I help you, Mr. Kunnu? 59:03.410 --> 59:04.991 My friend is under a lot of stress. 59:04.992 --> 59:06.488 Give him today's special. 59:06.810 --> 59:07.732 Sure, sir. 59:07.920 --> 59:11.010 In today's special, we have a double cheese burger, 59:11.191 --> 59:14.596 a double sundae and a chilled glass of beer. 59:14.836 --> 59:17.603 Double? Double. Double? 59:24.120 --> 59:27.263 Do you know, my life's biggest trouble 59:27.513 --> 59:28.983 is because of the word "double". 59:28.984 --> 59:29.675 - Huh? - Yes. 59:30.159 --> 59:31.773 I have "double" the girls in my life, 59:31.911 --> 59:34.893 and while dealing with them, I'm going to have "double" kids now. 59:35.223 --> 59:39.363 And now you're... offering me double-double? 59:39.528 --> 59:41.261 Bloody double balloon! 59:41.755 --> 59:43.117 I double curse you! 59:43.118 --> 59:44.369 May you catch double the disease! 59:44.370 --> 59:47.961 May you go home, and find out you have double fathers. 59:47.962 --> 59:49.261 - That's right, double fathers. - Huh? 59:50.236 --> 59:51.451 Stop, Jass. Jass. 59:52.756 --> 59:54.260 Damn, are you made of double cement? 59:54.261 --> 59:55.591 Let go of me! 59:55.913 --> 59:57.646 - Bloody fatso. - Stop insulting him now. 59:58.238 --> 59:59.675 I'll insult him double the times! 59:59.676 --> 01:00:02.194 Mr. Kunnu, this guy is a crazy guy. 01:00:02.195 --> 01:00:03.860 He's a psychopath. 01:00:03.861 --> 01:00:05.421 Take him out of the club, 01:00:05.422 --> 01:00:07.370 or take him out of the UK. 01:00:07.371 --> 01:00:08.591 Sorry, Tiny. Sorry. 01:00:08.592 --> 01:00:10.478 What, "sorry Tiny?" 01:00:10.852 --> 01:00:13.004 - His name is Tiny? - Just sit down. 01:00:14.081 --> 01:00:15.296 Drink this. 01:00:15.297 --> 01:00:16.440 What's wrong with you? 01:00:19.966 --> 01:00:20.930 Sorry. 01:00:21.851 --> 01:00:23.070 Don't get stressed. 01:00:24.693 --> 01:00:25.489 Preet. 01:00:25.935 --> 01:00:27.123 Hi, Jass. 01:00:27.567 --> 01:00:28.419 Hi. 01:00:28.917 --> 01:00:30.118 Who is she? 01:00:30.119 --> 01:00:30.987 She... 01:00:33.249 --> 01:00:34.329 Preet, I'm Baani. 01:00:35.175 --> 01:00:37.017 I was in Jass's life before you. 01:00:37.203 --> 01:00:38.745 And we were married to each other. 01:00:39.147 --> 01:00:41.481 He wanted a baby, and I didn't. 01:00:41.643 --> 01:00:43.622 So we separated, but... 01:00:44.035 --> 01:00:45.529 now I'm carrying his baby. 01:00:46.179 --> 01:00:47.517 Jass told me about-- 01:00:56.541 --> 01:00:58.599 My brother only holds a gun, 01:00:59.835 --> 01:01:00.933 but I fire. 01:01:04.281 --> 01:01:05.703 What are you doing, Preet? Have you lost your mind? 01:01:05.961 --> 01:01:08.175 Preet, you're making a big mistake by killing him. 01:01:08.977 --> 01:01:10.311 You're right. 01:01:10.504 --> 01:01:12.105 I should kill you. 01:01:13.364 --> 01:01:16.971 Baani! 01:01:24.894 --> 01:01:26.676 Baby, are you okay? 01:01:28.116 --> 01:01:29.041 What happened? 01:01:29.042 --> 01:01:30.768 Why did you suddenly fall down? 01:01:31.278 --> 01:01:32.471 No, I... 01:01:32.857 --> 01:01:36.721 Dizziness and loss of balance is common during pregnancy. 01:01:36.722 --> 01:01:38.533 I'm the one who is pregnant. Not you. 01:01:38.534 --> 01:01:40.200 - Yeah. - You're so funny. 01:01:42.288 --> 01:01:43.139 Hey... 01:01:43.740 --> 01:01:44.868 My brother! 01:01:47.160 --> 01:01:51.103 I gave you permission to go out with Preet. 01:01:51.104 --> 01:01:53.040 But before marriage, you've made my sister-- 01:01:53.283 --> 01:01:55.770 Sorry, Randhawa ji. I should've asked permission. 01:01:55.920 --> 01:01:58.068 It was a mistake made out of love. 01:01:59.112 --> 01:02:01.614 Don't even think about doing it again. 01:02:03.042 --> 01:02:05.940 Babies... should be born out of love. 01:02:07.068 --> 01:02:08.322 So understanding. 01:02:09.042 --> 01:02:10.564 Sire, the priest is here. 01:02:11.550 --> 01:02:13.014 - Please come. - The priest. 01:02:13.470 --> 01:02:14.922 But why is the priest here? 01:02:16.308 --> 01:02:19.171 Sir, have you found an auspicious day? 01:02:20.245 --> 01:02:24.115 Oh, an auspicious date for the baby's 'Naamkaran' (naming ceremony). 01:02:24.302 --> 01:02:26.700 In fact, I think we should name the boy Karan. 01:02:26.701 --> 01:02:28.209 'Naam Karan'. Get it? 01:02:28.210 --> 01:02:28.995 Good one. 01:02:28.996 --> 01:02:31.275 The priest is here to pick a date for the wedding. 01:02:31.276 --> 01:02:32.993 Wedding? Whose? 01:02:32.994 --> 01:02:34.324 Ours. Who else? 01:02:34.684 --> 01:02:36.342 - Okay. - Tell us, sir. 01:02:36.545 --> 01:02:39.586 The first eight days of next month are auspicious. 01:02:39.587 --> 01:02:41.100 - Great. - But I am not free. 01:02:41.101 --> 01:02:43.231 - Are you busy? - I am conducting several weddings. 01:02:43.232 --> 01:02:44.477 - Brother. - Guggi. 01:02:44.478 --> 01:02:47.102 - Sire... - Cancel all his weddings. 01:02:47.363 --> 01:02:48.235 Sire. 01:02:48.454 --> 01:02:50.682 There you go, sir. Your schedule is clear. 01:02:51.079 --> 01:02:53.471 Second marriage before divorcing your first wife? 01:02:55.384 --> 01:02:59.224 I'm the judge, and I'll sentence him. 01:02:59.435 --> 01:03:01.082 Death sentence! 01:03:02.191 --> 01:03:03.391 This wedding is not possible. 01:03:03.392 --> 01:03:05.090 This wedding is not possible at all. 01:03:05.255 --> 01:03:08.300 Why? Are you busy as well, just like the priest? 01:03:08.877 --> 01:03:11.705 - Let me explain. - Explain. 01:03:12.561 --> 01:03:16.150 Randhawa ji, you must've attended your father's wedding. 01:03:16.151 --> 01:03:18.250 - You fool. - Brother. 01:03:18.251 --> 01:03:20.770 How can anyone attend their father's wedding? 01:03:20.771 --> 01:03:23.143 Exactly, sir. That's what I am saying. 01:03:23.309 --> 01:03:27.215 Fate is giving my child the chance to attend my wedding, sir. 01:03:27.216 --> 01:03:30.142 Just visualise, sir. Happy family in one frame, sir. 01:03:30.352 --> 01:03:33.420 Nephew Randhawa in uncle Randhawa's lap. 01:03:33.615 --> 01:03:37.467 And our child, happy in a nappy, will sing and dance. 01:03:37.468 --> 01:03:40.241 Uncle and nephew spinning around in the city of London. 01:03:40.242 --> 01:03:42.655 Spinning... Spinning... 01:03:42.656 --> 01:03:43.544 Enough! 01:03:51.927 --> 01:03:52.839 Excellent! 01:03:53.523 --> 01:03:56.551 Even the filmmaker Sooraj Barjatya never had a vision like this. 01:03:57.119 --> 01:03:58.409 It's an original idea. 01:03:58.634 --> 01:03:59.909 What do you say, Preet? 01:04:00.960 --> 01:04:02.120 Yes, I like it. 01:04:02.324 --> 01:04:03.903 - You're happy, I'm happy. - I like it. I'm happy. 01:04:03.904 --> 01:04:05.819 It is decided. 01:04:06.122 --> 01:04:09.542 First, the baby comes in a carriage, then we'll dance at the marriage. 01:04:09.733 --> 01:04:12.810 Right... uncle and nephew spinning around in the city of London. 01:04:12.811 --> 01:04:14.995 - Spinning. - Spinning... Spinning... 01:04:16.364 --> 01:04:17.788 - Bye. - Bye, baby. 01:04:31.198 --> 01:04:33.240 - Just call Jass. - Baani. 01:04:33.577 --> 01:04:34.500 Baani. 01:04:34.920 --> 01:04:36.252 - What happened? - She's in terrible pain. 01:04:36.253 --> 01:04:39.165 - Hurry, take her to the hospital. - Thank you, Martha, thank you. 01:04:39.166 --> 01:04:41.487 - Take her to the hospital quickly. - Careful. 01:04:41.488 --> 01:04:42.274 Come, come. 01:04:48.153 --> 01:04:50.268 - Are you okay, Baani? - Yeah, I'm okay. 01:04:50.269 --> 01:04:52.146 The hospital is nearby. 01:04:56.497 --> 01:04:59.344 Baani, I want to tell you something. 01:04:59.345 --> 01:05:00.261 Yeah. 01:05:00.727 --> 01:05:02.377 I mean, I can tell you this later, 01:05:03.306 --> 01:05:05.219 but I can't keep this inside me anymore. 01:05:06.164 --> 01:05:10.176 When we separated... you told me to move on. 01:05:12.627 --> 01:05:15.537 Months later, I met a girl. 01:05:16.587 --> 01:05:17.457 Preet. 01:05:20.265 --> 01:05:21.573 We fell in love, Baani. 01:05:23.631 --> 01:05:24.387 Baani... 01:05:25.203 --> 01:05:26.391 Baani, are you listening... 01:05:38.861 --> 01:05:39.858 What the hell! 01:05:40.151 --> 01:05:41.317 But that's-- 01:05:41.318 --> 01:05:44.853 Sire, it's Jass... your brother-in-law. 01:05:45.169 --> 01:05:45.753 Brother-in-law? 01:05:45.754 --> 01:05:46.706 - What? - Jass? 01:05:47.680 --> 01:05:49.278 Where is Jass going? 01:05:50.432 --> 01:05:51.752 Who's honking here? 01:05:54.734 --> 01:05:57.362 Randhawa? Where did he appear from? 01:05:57.888 --> 01:06:00.882 Always bloody after me. 01:06:05.082 --> 01:06:07.512 Sire, why is he driving so fast? 01:06:07.838 --> 01:06:09.450 - Call him. Call him. - Yes. 01:06:10.838 --> 01:06:16.635 "Toasted. Toasted. Toasted." 01:06:17.310 --> 01:06:18.558 He didn't answer, sire. 01:06:19.212 --> 01:06:20.316 Call him again. 01:06:20.812 --> 01:06:22.723 - 'The number you've called is switched off' - It's okay. 01:06:22.724 --> 01:06:24.318 Sire, it's switched off! 01:06:24.606 --> 01:06:27.757 Sir, I'm a vegetarian, but still I smell something fishy. 01:06:27.758 --> 01:06:29.058 Just shut up, Guggi. 01:06:29.298 --> 01:06:32.397 Brother. Speed up. I'm feeling very, very uneasy. 01:06:32.552 --> 01:06:34.302 Just take a deep breath, okay. 01:06:39.033 --> 01:06:40.916 Who gives such people a driving license? 01:06:55.074 --> 01:06:57.069 Why did you stop, sire? Let's go. 01:06:57.301 --> 01:06:59.657 This is London, not Ludhiana. 01:07:01.490 --> 01:07:01.993 Damn! 01:07:02.206 --> 01:07:03.538 We made it. We made it. 01:07:03.539 --> 01:07:05.721 We overtook everyone and made it to the hospital first. 01:07:05.722 --> 01:07:07.854 Baani, wake up. Come on, come on, fast. 01:07:09.019 --> 01:07:09.878 Let's go, Baani. 01:07:09.879 --> 01:07:10.971 Jass, I can't walk. 01:07:10.972 --> 01:07:12.359 Don't worry. We've reached the hospital. 01:07:12.360 --> 01:07:13.397 - Let's go inside. - Hold on. 01:07:13.750 --> 01:07:17.351 Don't get stressed. Selfie Kumar is here. 01:07:17.352 --> 01:07:18.917 Sit. Sit down. 01:07:18.918 --> 01:07:20.433 - Sir, where is the doctor? - Wait a minute. 01:07:20.434 --> 01:07:21.516 Are you the husband? 01:07:21.742 --> 01:07:22.946 - Yes. - Is she the wife? 01:07:22.947 --> 01:07:24.995 - She's pregnant. - That's life. 01:07:24.996 --> 01:07:27.230 - Wait a minute. - What are you doing? 01:07:27.231 --> 01:07:28.853 Virtual registration. 01:07:29.186 --> 01:07:31.024 Everything's digital now. 01:07:31.025 --> 01:07:32.434 Now it's safely stored on my phone 01:07:32.435 --> 01:07:34.952 that you're the husband and she's your wife. 01:07:35.223 --> 01:07:36.502 - Sir, we want to see the doctor... - Hold on. 01:07:36.503 --> 01:07:39.250 Sophie. Take the patient to Dr. Gulati. 01:07:39.573 --> 01:07:40.511 - Please. - Come. 01:07:41.328 --> 01:07:43.702 Excuse me. Mr. Ahuja. 01:07:43.703 --> 01:07:44.572 That's me, sir. 01:07:44.573 --> 01:07:46.487 - Myself Dr. Gulati. - Hi. 01:07:46.810 --> 01:07:47.774 How is Baani? 01:07:47.775 --> 01:07:50.407 Not Baani. A story, honey... 01:07:50.643 --> 01:07:52.300 The story of a mother. 01:07:52.458 --> 01:07:54.700 A mother carries her child for nine months in her womb, 01:07:55.207 --> 01:07:58.435 three years in her arms, and a lifetime in her heart. 01:07:58.630 --> 01:08:00.787 That's right, sir. But please tell me how is Baani. 01:08:00.788 --> 01:08:03.371 She's not Baani. She's love, honey... 01:08:03.573 --> 01:08:05.246 A mother's love. 01:08:06.116 --> 01:08:08.449 When a child kicks in the womb, 01:08:08.628 --> 01:08:12.427 a mother's heart jumps with joy. 01:08:12.428 --> 01:08:15.007 Sir, please tell me, how is Baani? 01:08:15.008 --> 01:08:17.884 Why are you talking about all this nonsense? 01:08:18.064 --> 01:08:19.342 How is Baani? 01:08:19.343 --> 01:08:20.641 Mr. Ahuja, relax. 01:08:21.169 --> 01:08:24.049 Religiously speaking, you should read these three books. 01:08:24.214 --> 01:08:26.944 'Maa ki Mamta' written by Mamta's mother. ('A Mother's Love' written by a Mother) 01:08:27.484 --> 01:08:28.569 My favourite... 01:08:28.570 --> 01:08:30.432 'Nau Mahina With My Hasina' (Nine Months With My Beloved) 01:08:31.051 --> 01:08:35.217 And... 'Lalla Lalla Lori, Do Patang Ek Dori' (The Lullaby Of Two Kites And Their String) 01:08:35.218 --> 01:08:36.575 I've written this myself. 01:08:39.281 --> 01:08:41.146 Listen, doctor. I'm not here for an exam. 01:08:41.147 --> 01:08:42.212 I've lost my patience. 01:08:42.504 --> 01:08:44.061 - Did I ask you before becoming a father? - No. 01:08:44.062 --> 01:08:45.255 I am going to meet Baani. 01:08:45.256 --> 01:08:47.271 I'm not asking you, I'm telling you this. 01:08:47.272 --> 01:08:48.205 Excuse me... 01:08:48.779 --> 01:08:50.350 - Mr. Ahuja... - What now? 01:08:51.451 --> 01:08:52.450 Idiot. 01:08:53.642 --> 01:08:56.739 He's definitely not ready to become a father. 01:09:03.301 --> 01:09:05.017 Your baby is fine. 01:09:09.259 --> 01:09:11.525 Earlier, I didn't want a child, Jass. 01:09:13.084 --> 01:09:16.196 But now, when this child is coming into this world, 01:09:17.637 --> 01:09:19.549 this child is my entire world. 01:09:37.298 --> 01:09:39.208 Go to the cafeteria, Baani. I'll join you in a bit. 01:09:39.209 --> 01:09:40.043 Jass? 01:09:56.689 --> 01:09:57.716 Brother. 01:09:58.537 --> 01:10:00.123 I need to use the restroom. 01:10:00.453 --> 01:10:01.496 Okay, go. 01:10:02.847 --> 01:10:04.433 Alice, just come with me. 01:10:04.434 --> 01:10:05.336 Let's go. 01:10:06.972 --> 01:10:09.072 Oh... Oh, my God. Sorry. 01:10:11.269 --> 01:10:12.657 What are you doing here? 01:10:16.160 --> 01:10:17.015 Shitting. 01:10:20.862 --> 01:10:22.489 Can you close the door? 01:10:23.441 --> 01:10:26.899 Brother-in-law, we've been waiting for a long time. 01:10:28.038 --> 01:10:29.655 Come on, tell us. 01:10:30.094 --> 01:10:30.957 Tell you what? 01:10:31.114 --> 01:10:33.488 You were racing down the road, 01:10:34.014 --> 01:10:35.730 you didn't hear us honking, 01:10:35.731 --> 01:10:37.301 didn't answer the phone, 01:10:37.949 --> 01:10:40.001 and even switched it off. 01:10:40.435 --> 01:10:42.176 What's going on, brother-in-law? 01:10:42.415 --> 01:10:47.743 Brother... truth is... I love someone else more than Preet. 01:10:48.437 --> 01:10:49.517 - What? - Yes. 01:10:49.682 --> 01:10:50.739 It's true. 01:10:51.524 --> 01:10:54.138 Preet's happiness. Her happiness. 01:10:54.581 --> 01:10:57.746 She should get the right doctor, right hospital, top-class treatment. 01:10:57.904 --> 01:10:59.996 That's why I got here before you did. 01:11:00.364 --> 01:11:01.466 - Jass. - Yeah. 01:11:02.920 --> 01:11:04.758 Do you see everything I'm doing for you? 01:11:05.514 --> 01:11:08.166 - See, brother. He loves me so much. - Yes. 01:11:08.645 --> 01:11:10.815 - Mrs. Preet Randhawa? - Yes. 01:11:10.816 --> 01:11:12.959 Dr. Gulati is ready for you. 01:11:12.960 --> 01:11:14.812 - He's calling you in. - Let's go. 01:11:14.813 --> 01:11:16.275 You guys sit here. 01:11:16.276 --> 01:11:17.778 - You stay here. - Okay. 01:11:18.132 --> 01:11:19.572 Move him aside and come. 01:11:19.744 --> 01:11:21.370 One second. Jass. 01:11:21.612 --> 01:11:22.714 - Please come. - Be careful. 01:11:23.900 --> 01:11:25.343 This way, please. 01:11:25.344 --> 01:11:26.524 I'll be back. 01:11:27.470 --> 01:11:29.619 Everything is normal. 01:11:29.620 --> 01:11:31.134 - Thank God. - These minor pains 01:11:31.135 --> 01:11:32.539 are normal during pregnancy. 01:11:32.937 --> 01:11:34.502 By the way, where's the baby's father? 01:11:34.503 --> 01:11:36.200 - He-- - Doctor. I am here. 01:11:36.521 --> 01:11:38.328 You can see me. I am the father. 01:11:38.329 --> 01:11:40.091 Many congratulations. 01:11:40.442 --> 01:11:42.827 - Thank you. - But why have you covered your face? 01:11:43.433 --> 01:11:44.635 Any worries? 01:11:44.927 --> 01:11:48.317 No worries. It's a father's story. 01:11:48.549 --> 01:11:53.132 Like a mother, a father also watches his child grow for nine months. 01:11:53.770 --> 01:11:55.934 He rocks him in his arms for three years. 01:11:55.935 --> 01:11:57.822 And loves him from the bottom of his heart for a lifetime. 01:11:57.823 --> 01:11:58.741 Birdie. 01:11:58.975 --> 01:12:00.943 - How sweet. - Wow. 01:12:01.327 --> 01:12:04.663 These words sound familiar. 01:12:04.945 --> 01:12:08.881 No, no... it's about a father's glory. 01:12:09.889 --> 01:12:11.996 Sacrificing all his desires, 01:12:11.997 --> 01:12:15.355 a father showers all his love on his child. 01:12:15.947 --> 01:12:16.953 What? 01:12:17.417 --> 01:12:20.122 A father's love just like a mother's affection. 01:12:20.123 --> 01:12:21.922 I'm shocked to hear this. 01:12:21.923 --> 01:12:23.219 - No, no... - Then? 01:12:23.220 --> 01:12:24.580 It's a father's glory. 01:12:25.300 --> 01:12:27.764 When the child kicks in the mother's womb, 01:12:27.765 --> 01:12:31.030 a father's heart also jumps with joy. 01:12:31.687 --> 01:12:33.389 By the way, according to ChatGpt, 01:12:33.390 --> 01:12:35.582 every father should read these three books. 01:12:35.742 --> 01:12:37.572 'Daddy Daddy Ho Jao Ready' (Daddy, Daddy Gear Up Already) 01:12:37.573 --> 01:12:40.212 'Volume Bandh Kar, Pappa Jag Jayega' (Turn Down The Volume Or Daddy Will Wake Up) 01:12:40.213 --> 01:12:42.210 And 'Who's Your Daddy Now?' 01:12:42.211 --> 01:12:44.517 Wow, emotionally speaking, 01:12:45.665 --> 01:12:50.304 I've never seen a more responsible father than you in my life. 01:12:50.529 --> 01:12:52.332 I've never seen one either. 01:12:52.333 --> 01:12:53.706 And you never will. 01:12:54.007 --> 01:12:58.484 I just met a new father. He was so badly behaved and rude. 01:12:58.485 --> 01:13:00.055 - Oh no. - And look at him. 01:13:00.481 --> 01:13:03.619 It seems like you're the one expecting, not your wife. 01:13:04.146 --> 01:13:05.768 Except, I'm from Chandigarh, sir. 01:13:06.296 --> 01:13:08.293 - How is my child? - Godamba. 01:13:08.294 --> 01:13:10.302 Godamba. Go... Go... 01:13:10.303 --> 01:13:11.771 - Hello, Godamba. - Come. 01:13:11.772 --> 01:13:13.314 I am sorry, Godamba. 01:13:14.080 --> 01:13:15.547 Are you alright? You rest. 01:13:15.548 --> 01:13:16.803 You rest now. 01:13:16.954 --> 01:13:18.274 You are talking so much. 01:13:19.970 --> 01:13:20.904 My phone. 01:13:20.905 --> 01:13:21.715 Got you. 01:13:22.999 --> 01:13:24.259 Jass dude. 01:13:25.745 --> 01:13:28.213 There are three types of mills in the world. 01:13:28.483 --> 01:13:29.521 Textile mill. 01:13:29.971 --> 01:13:31.740 - Treadmill, and... - Hey... Please... 01:13:31.741 --> 01:13:33.151 'Bahar aake Mill' (Meet Me Outside) 01:13:36.145 --> 01:13:40.640 You lock eyes, then play shy... a spell cast by you. 01:13:40.641 --> 01:13:44.508 Two wives, two babies... All belong to you! 01:13:46.393 --> 01:13:48.437 - Jogi Randhawa-- - Softly. 01:13:48.615 --> 01:13:52.788 Jogi Randhawa kills anyone who betrays him. 01:13:53.773 --> 01:13:55.206 What do you want? 01:13:55.438 --> 01:13:59.364 Blessings. Because I know what's going on. 01:13:59.676 --> 01:14:01.385 God bless you. Bye. 01:14:02.181 --> 01:14:04.756 My entire family will bless you. 01:14:04.757 --> 01:14:05.607 For your family. 01:14:05.977 --> 01:14:07.738 I have a big family. Very big family. 01:14:07.739 --> 01:14:09.865 I am a poor guy too. With two wives. 01:14:10.067 --> 01:14:10.983 Proud of you, Jass. 01:14:11.175 --> 01:14:13.971 What crappy luck. Both of them go to the same hospital. 01:14:14.271 --> 01:14:15.699 Same doctor, 01:14:15.855 --> 01:14:18.207 and now, the nurse is blackmailing you. 01:14:18.411 --> 01:14:20.613 And that violent Randhawa... 01:14:20.877 --> 01:14:24.316 if he finds out, he'll throw you in that hospital's morgue. 01:14:24.317 --> 01:14:25.473 Unbelievable. 01:14:26.158 --> 01:14:27.903 What are you doing? Where are you going now? 01:14:28.123 --> 01:14:29.055 Where? 01:14:29.589 --> 01:14:31.655 Back to my country. My motherland. 01:14:31.891 --> 01:14:34.065 I'll be safe and secure in my country. 01:14:34.599 --> 01:14:37.906 Message or no message, I'll go back home. 01:14:37.907 --> 01:14:39.405 All the best to you. 01:14:39.681 --> 01:14:40.942 Well done, man. 01:14:40.943 --> 01:14:42.027 - You want to leave, right? - Yes. 01:14:42.028 --> 01:14:43.371 Fine. Leave. 01:14:43.372 --> 01:14:44.828 But tell me one thing. 01:14:45.165 --> 01:14:49.287 Who stood beside you every time you got in trouble? 01:14:49.288 --> 01:14:51.136 - My mother. - Other than that? 01:14:51.411 --> 01:14:52.876 It was Jass Ahuja. 01:14:53.092 --> 01:14:54.140 Remember your girlfriend? 01:14:54.141 --> 01:14:55.609 - Chinky? - Yeah, Chinky. 01:14:55.610 --> 01:14:58.279 When her father would chase you with a stick, 01:14:58.280 --> 01:15:00.363 who took your share of the beating? 01:15:00.364 --> 01:15:01.678 Jass Ahuja. 01:15:01.851 --> 01:15:04.262 - Jass, sorry. - It's okay. 01:15:04.263 --> 01:15:06.586 But one thing is bothering me. 01:15:06.587 --> 01:15:07.382 What? 01:15:07.383 --> 01:15:10.807 I hope Baani and Preet don't come face to face. 01:15:12.885 --> 01:15:14.167 No chance. 01:15:14.345 --> 01:15:15.158 Never. 01:15:15.427 --> 01:15:18.619 This is London. Not Dadar station, 01:15:18.620 --> 01:15:21.067 where Baani and Preet will bump into each other. 01:15:25.546 --> 01:15:28.445 I know you mommies must be super excited 01:15:28.446 --> 01:15:31.390 to bring that special one in your lives. 01:15:31.987 --> 01:15:34.519 But do you know, according to research 01:15:34.520 --> 01:15:40.339 one in ten men cheats on their wives during pregnancy. 01:15:40.340 --> 01:15:41.876 For two major reasons. 01:15:41.877 --> 01:15:44.610 First, denial of sex. 01:15:45.894 --> 01:15:49.179 And the second, the case of an unexpected child. 01:15:50.245 --> 01:15:52.583 The sudden news of a child's arrival 01:15:53.033 --> 01:15:55.509 feels like a burden to the father. 01:15:55.793 --> 01:15:58.456 And cheating lightens that burden. 01:16:03.151 --> 01:16:04.941 I think, at Riverstone Hospital... 01:16:04.942 --> 01:16:06.936 - Oh yeah, I remember seeing you there. - Yeah. 01:16:06.937 --> 01:16:09.024 What she was saying about husbands... 01:16:09.520 --> 01:16:11.843 Thank God my husband isn't like that. 01:16:12.255 --> 01:16:13.279 Mine neither. 01:16:13.280 --> 01:16:15.124 - I'm Baani. - Hi Preet. 01:16:15.125 --> 01:16:16.571 - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you too. 01:16:16.572 --> 01:16:18.105 - See you later. - Bye. 01:16:18.982 --> 01:16:21.278 Husbands can cheat with anyone. 01:16:21.563 --> 01:16:25.126 A pretty neighbour, hot office secretary, 01:16:25.404 --> 01:16:27.504 or even the house help. 01:16:27.947 --> 01:16:30.001 Yeah. Men are crazy. 01:16:30.932 --> 01:16:32.034 House help? 01:16:32.357 --> 01:16:33.733 - Alice. - No. 01:16:33.734 --> 01:16:34.903 We won't get a better chance. 01:16:34.904 --> 01:16:36.861 Your madam's outside, and we're inside. 01:16:36.862 --> 01:16:38.072 - Sir... - Sir... 01:16:38.432 --> 01:16:41.747 - This sir wants to rest... on your chest. - No, sir. 01:16:42.166 --> 01:16:43.121 What no? 01:16:43.122 --> 01:16:46.149 I haven't touched Preet or anyone else in four months. 01:16:46.335 --> 01:16:48.537 Sir, please stay back. 01:16:48.538 --> 01:16:51.735 I think the Bhediya (wolf) inside you has woken up. 01:16:52.050 --> 01:16:52.902 Bhediya? 01:16:52.903 --> 01:16:55.170 Why does everyone want to turn me into a bhediya? 01:16:55.335 --> 01:16:57.289 Don't think I can't control myself. 01:16:57.290 --> 01:16:58.365 I can, Alice. 01:16:58.883 --> 01:17:00.957 But what do I do about my hormones? 01:17:00.958 --> 01:17:03.136 My hormones refuse to calm down. 01:17:03.519 --> 01:17:04.629 Come here. 01:17:04.936 --> 01:17:07.374 - What comes after 12? - 13? 01:17:07.621 --> 01:17:16.218 I've been falling for you since we met. 01:17:16.219 --> 01:17:19.513 I'm losing myself. 01:17:19.514 --> 01:17:20.475 Jass! 01:17:22.556 --> 01:17:23.653 What happened? 01:17:25.521 --> 01:17:27.213 - Get up. - I'm confused. 01:17:32.261 --> 01:17:33.915 Who is it so early in the morning? 01:17:33.916 --> 01:17:35.590 There aren't even milkmen here. 01:17:38.303 --> 01:17:39.178 Hi. 01:17:40.303 --> 01:17:42.719 - Jass? - I'm opening. 01:17:44.011 --> 01:17:45.636 - Jass? - Yes, I'm opening. 01:17:46.928 --> 01:17:49.218 Preet, what a surprise. 01:17:49.219 --> 01:17:50.719 - Jass, what the-- - What brings you here? 01:17:51.303 --> 01:17:52.803 - Let's sit down. - Move. 01:17:56.594 --> 01:17:57.802 What happened, baby? 01:17:57.803 --> 01:17:59.343 Jass, I've decided. 01:17:59.344 --> 01:18:01.011 - What? - I'm moving in with you. 01:18:01.178 --> 01:18:03.135 - Have you lost your mind? - Excuse me? 01:18:03.136 --> 01:18:06.302 What made you suddenly decide this, crazy girl? 01:18:06.303 --> 01:18:08.427 And even if you did, why now, all of a sudden? 01:18:08.428 --> 01:18:10.761 - Why do you keep looking that side? - Where? 01:18:11.014 --> 01:18:12.178 Is someone in the bedroom? 01:18:13.065 --> 01:18:14.635 - Not there... - So someone's in the bedroom. 01:18:14.636 --> 01:18:17.136 I don't even sleep in the bedroom myself. I sleep here. 01:18:35.386 --> 01:18:36.719 Preet. Preet. Preet, please. 01:18:47.877 --> 01:18:49.419 Suspicious, suspicious, what the-- 01:18:50.135 --> 01:18:51.385 Do you believe me now? 01:18:51.386 --> 01:18:53.177 Don't you have another bedroom? 01:18:53.178 --> 01:18:54.318 - Yes, so? - Move. 01:18:54.319 --> 01:18:55.719 Am I broke! Should I sleep on the street? 01:19:00.886 --> 01:19:03.636 Jass. I knew it. 01:19:03.928 --> 01:19:05.094 Who is this girl? 01:19:05.386 --> 01:19:08.136 Him. This is my karma for my past sins. 01:19:08.303 --> 01:19:10.136 - Get up. - What are you doing? 01:19:11.636 --> 01:19:12.594 Kunnu? 01:19:13.636 --> 01:19:15.386 - Preet. - Kunnu... 01:19:15.719 --> 01:19:16.885 What is she doing here? 01:19:16.886 --> 01:19:19.553 Kunnu, Preet thinks you're my cuddle bunny. 01:19:19.886 --> 01:19:21.094 Nonsense. 01:19:21.428 --> 01:19:25.594 I'm sorry, but... he has very girly legs. No offence. 01:19:27.469 --> 01:19:28.968 Okay, I need to freshen up. 01:19:28.969 --> 01:19:30.083 - Come, let's go to your bathroom. - Yeah, come. 01:19:30.084 --> 01:19:30.762 Hey! 01:19:31.678 --> 01:19:32.594 Crazy, 01:19:34.139 --> 01:19:35.677 I mean, the ambience is crazy good. 01:19:35.678 --> 01:19:36.802 The weather is romantic... 01:19:36.803 --> 01:19:38.053 And you're wearing Dolce and Gabana. 01:19:38.344 --> 01:19:40.094 Baani. Baani. 01:19:40.594 --> 01:19:41.885 - 'Paani'. - Right. 01:19:41.886 --> 01:19:44.093 The 'paani' (water) is not flowing. The pipelines. 01:19:44.094 --> 01:19:45.918 You should shower over here. The flow is awesome. 01:19:45.919 --> 01:19:47.593 Fresh water from the Thames. 01:19:47.594 --> 01:19:51.427 Go. Live your best life. Shampoo. Enjoy. 01:19:51.428 --> 01:19:53.510 Bathe the baby too, make it a baby shower! 01:19:53.511 --> 01:19:55.468 Baby shower. Come on Let's go. 01:19:55.469 --> 01:19:58.052 - The water's really nice. - What the hell are you doing? 01:19:58.053 --> 01:20:00.635 - What should I do? - Preet over here. Baani over there. 01:20:00.636 --> 01:20:01.969 What do we do now? 01:20:02.594 --> 01:20:03.761 Baani! 01:20:06.094 --> 01:20:08.928 - Baani, is here... - This bag, purse? Whose are they? 01:20:09.511 --> 01:20:10.844 - Whose are they? - Whose? 01:20:11.386 --> 01:20:14.635 Whose are they? Whose are they? Whose are they? 01:20:14.636 --> 01:20:17.339 - Whose are they? - They're his. 01:20:21.685 --> 01:20:23.678 Ouch. They're mine. 01:20:23.886 --> 01:20:24.761 Suits me, right? 01:20:26.136 --> 01:20:28.510 Since when do you use a purse, Kunnu? 01:20:28.511 --> 01:20:30.094 Actually, Baani... 01:20:30.095 --> 01:20:32.969 lately, I can feel some changes in myself. 01:20:33.136 --> 01:20:34.343 What do you mean? 01:20:34.344 --> 01:20:36.252 I ignored it at first. 01:20:36.554 --> 01:20:39.261 But now I'm sure, there's a girl inside me. 01:20:39.426 --> 01:20:41.010 Yes, there's a girl inside him. 01:20:41.011 --> 01:20:43.806 That's why the lady's purse, Barbie shorts, 01:20:43.807 --> 01:20:46.715 waxing, manicure, pedicure... 01:20:46.716 --> 01:20:50.968 And now I even want to get a tattoo on my lower back. 01:20:50.969 --> 01:20:52.218 Any suggestion, guys? 01:20:52.219 --> 01:20:53.844 - Any? - Butterfly? 01:20:54.094 --> 01:20:55.094 But what if it flies away? 01:20:56.428 --> 01:20:58.386 - Naughty. You've become naughty. - Oh God. 01:20:58.719 --> 01:21:01.470 You need a reality check. And I need a coffee. 01:21:01.678 --> 01:21:02.650 Scoundrel. 01:21:03.219 --> 01:21:04.709 Sweetheart, I'll get the coffee. 01:21:05.094 --> 01:21:07.261 You go and rest. Baby needs rest. 01:21:07.636 --> 01:21:08.968 Walk carefully. Don't come back. 01:21:10.477 --> 01:21:11.510 Where do I go? 01:21:11.511 --> 01:21:12.511 I'm stuck in the middle! 01:21:12.719 --> 01:21:13.931 - Preet! - Preet! 01:21:15.767 --> 01:21:17.928 Kunnu, why are you holding my bag? 01:21:18.469 --> 01:21:20.218 - He is keeping your bag in the room. - Yes. 01:21:20.219 --> 01:21:21.427 Bag, take Kunnu inside. 01:21:21.428 --> 01:21:23.468 - I mean, Kunnu, take the bags inside. - Yes. 01:21:23.469 --> 01:21:24.552 Is that for me? 01:21:24.553 --> 01:21:25.885 - Yes. - How sweet. 01:21:25.886 --> 01:21:27.843 I am also yours. I'm coming inside. 01:21:27.844 --> 01:21:30.344 - Come. - Love you. We need some alone time. 01:21:31.011 --> 01:21:32.136 Miss you already. 01:21:32.719 --> 01:21:34.552 I'm in this mess because of you. The things you make me do... 01:21:34.553 --> 01:21:36.053 - Jass... - Baani! 01:21:36.219 --> 01:21:39.552 - Where's my coffee? - Coffee? Kunnu finished it. 01:21:39.553 --> 01:21:40.385 What? 01:21:40.386 --> 01:21:44.344 Yeah, Baani, actually your coffee was... so strong. 01:21:44.678 --> 01:21:46.010 Black and hot. 01:21:46.011 --> 01:21:50.885 It reminded me of Adam and Steve, not Adam and Eve. 01:21:50.886 --> 01:21:52.178 Oh Steve. 01:21:53.303 --> 01:21:55.385 Make her get up or we are dead. 01:21:55.386 --> 01:21:57.136 How long will this continue, Baani? 01:21:57.594 --> 01:21:59.261 I mean, how long will this continue? 01:21:59.511 --> 01:22:01.218 Let's go to a cafe, grab a coffee. 01:22:01.219 --> 01:22:02.302 Enjoy. 01:22:02.303 --> 01:22:03.802 Jass, I'm not in the mood. 01:22:03.803 --> 01:22:05.553 So let's get in the mood. 01:22:06.469 --> 01:22:08.390 Siri, set the mood. 01:22:08.391 --> 01:22:09.409 "Do the crazy dance!" 01:22:09.410 --> 01:22:15.937 "Crazy, crazy, crazy dance." 01:22:16.303 --> 01:22:18.927 - Come. Come. - Go guys, have fun. Don't be too naughty. 01:22:18.928 --> 01:22:20.885 Hey, Jass... 01:22:20.886 --> 01:22:22.385 We'll go out. We'll go out. 01:22:22.386 --> 01:22:25.093 - What are you doing? - We'll go out. Wear this. 01:22:25.094 --> 01:22:27.053 - Wear it. Wear it. Wear it. - Jass. 01:22:27.178 --> 01:22:28.803 This one. Wear this. 01:22:29.011 --> 01:22:29.885 - I like it. - Alright. 01:22:29.886 --> 01:22:32.469 - Get ready quickly. I'll be right back. - Okay, bye. 01:22:34.969 --> 01:22:36.386 Where do I go? 01:22:36.553 --> 01:22:37.678 Locked. 01:22:58.319 --> 01:23:01.699 "When you're young..." 01:23:53.011 --> 01:23:54.760 Kunnu, what the hell! Where is he? 01:23:54.761 --> 01:23:56.594 - I'm asking. What are you-- - He's here. 01:23:57.844 --> 01:24:00.136 You? Where are you coming from? 01:24:00.303 --> 01:24:03.886 Toilet. Lavatory. Bathroom. Washroom. Where else? 01:24:04.719 --> 01:24:07.094 You are always so suspicious. These girls I tell you... 01:24:07.618 --> 01:24:08.552 Never mind, baby. 01:24:08.553 --> 01:24:10.018 I think you're looking very good 01:24:10.019 --> 01:24:11.303 - in my jacket. - Really? 01:24:12.678 --> 01:24:14.510 Come on, let's all three of us go out. 01:24:14.511 --> 01:24:17.136 - Three? No, no. Please, not him. - No, no. 01:24:17.388 --> 01:24:20.136 You, me and Baani... I mean baby. 01:24:20.553 --> 01:24:22.552 Yeah, baby's day out. Baby's day out. 01:24:22.553 --> 01:24:24.513 - Go out. Have food. - Look at me. Don't look back. 01:24:24.514 --> 01:24:26.303 - Look at me. - Have fun. Bye. 01:24:27.134 --> 01:24:28.329 Bye. 01:24:47.136 --> 01:24:48.428 "My swaying veil..." 01:24:49.178 --> 01:24:50.386 "My swaying veil..." 01:24:51.136 --> 01:24:52.303 "My swaying veil..." 01:24:53.178 --> 01:24:54.469 "My swaying veil..." 01:24:55.428 --> 01:25:03.368 "Come touch my swaying veil, my love. I won't tell a soul." 01:25:03.678 --> 01:25:07.802 "I'm high on this youth of mine," 01:25:07.803 --> 01:25:10.968 "How do I take it down for you?" 01:25:10.969 --> 01:25:11.635 "Let's go." 01:25:11.636 --> 01:25:13.094 "My swaying veil..." 01:25:15.594 --> 01:25:17.094 "My swaying veil..." 01:25:19.428 --> 01:25:23.677 "She stole my peace, my sleep, my sanity, took my senses and my strength as well." 01:25:23.678 --> 01:25:27.718 "Floating like a kite, driving me insane. What did she say?" 01:25:27.719 --> 01:25:29.094 "My swaying veil..." 01:25:31.553 --> 01:25:33.136 "My swaying veil..." 01:25:35.408 --> 01:25:37.407 "Stole your peace, your sleep," 01:25:37.408 --> 01:25:39.675 "your sanity, stole your senses and your strength as well." 01:25:39.676 --> 01:25:43.636 "Floating like a kite, driving you insane. What she said?" 01:25:43.886 --> 01:25:47.843 "Sways carefree, tortures me cruelly." 01:25:47.844 --> 01:25:51.594 "Touch her and she says..." 01:25:51.886 --> 01:25:59.644 "Come touch my swaying veil, my love. I won't tell a soul." 01:25:59.955 --> 01:26:07.635 "Come touch my swaying veil, my love. I won't tell a soul." 01:26:07.636 --> 01:26:15.593 "This crazy lover's waiting at your door. What do I do without you anymore?" 01:26:15.594 --> 01:26:17.344 "My swaying veil..." 01:26:19.594 --> 01:26:21.094 "My swaying veil..." 01:26:23.094 --> 01:26:31.177 "Colours burst inside my heart, I'm drenched in your love, my love," 01:26:31.178 --> 01:26:39.427 "The way it sways keeps telling me, You're mine, only mine, my love," 01:26:39.428 --> 01:26:43.593 "The red veil you got me from Lalbaug of Lalganj." 01:26:43.594 --> 01:26:44.427 "My swaying veil..." 01:26:44.428 --> 01:26:47.552 "Only for you, my love." 01:26:47.553 --> 01:26:51.635 "You coloured it red with your love." 01:26:51.636 --> 01:26:52.427 "My swaying veil..." 01:26:52.428 --> 01:26:55.344 "Only for you, my love." 01:26:55.844 --> 01:26:59.927 "Sways carefree, tortures me cruelly." 01:26:59.928 --> 01:27:03.885 "Touch her and she says..." 01:27:03.886 --> 01:27:11.594 "Come touch my swaying veil, my love. I won't tell a soul." 01:27:11.886 --> 01:27:19.136 "Come touch my swaying veil, my love. I won't tell a soul." 01:27:19.886 --> 01:27:23.927 "This crazy lover's waiting at your door." 01:27:23.928 --> 01:27:27.593 "What do I do without you anymore?" 01:27:27.594 --> 01:27:29.323 "My swaying veil..." 01:27:31.594 --> 01:27:33.094 "My swaying veil..." 01:27:45.773 --> 01:27:48.180 You know, Preet, this is my favourite cafe. 01:27:48.370 --> 01:27:49.554 The weather is good. 01:27:49.555 --> 01:27:50.346 It's outdoors. 01:27:50.706 --> 01:27:51.728 - Thank you. - Thank you. 01:27:51.729 --> 01:27:52.659 No worries. 01:27:52.660 --> 01:27:54.160 By the way, when is your due date? 01:27:54.660 --> 01:27:57.910 I'm actually in my third month. So... six months. 01:27:58.451 --> 01:28:00.535 - You? - Halfway there. 01:28:00.701 --> 01:28:01.743 Excuse me. 01:28:02.410 --> 01:28:03.535 Father of my baby. 01:28:05.201 --> 01:28:06.200 Hi, baby. 01:28:06.201 --> 01:28:07.317 Are you here? 01:28:07.740 --> 01:28:09.535 Yeah, I'm at the cafe. Come. 01:28:10.785 --> 01:28:12.993 He's coming. How far is yours? 01:28:15.243 --> 01:28:18.535 - My husband. - Wow. What a coincidence. 01:28:20.076 --> 01:28:21.325 Hello. 01:28:21.326 --> 01:28:22.311 Where are you? 01:28:23.660 --> 01:28:27.368 Oh... no problem. See you in the evening. 01:28:28.044 --> 01:28:29.070 Bye. 01:28:29.535 --> 01:28:30.535 He's not coming? 01:28:32.701 --> 01:28:33.725 Maybe next time. 01:28:36.035 --> 01:28:37.814 - Hey... - Hey... 01:28:39.179 --> 01:28:40.072 Come. 01:28:56.785 --> 01:28:58.492 Hi... Hello. 01:28:58.493 --> 01:28:59.910 What's this? 01:29:00.785 --> 01:29:02.910 Safety, girls... safety. 01:29:03.076 --> 01:29:04.575 You must have seen on the road often... 01:29:04.576 --> 01:29:06.118 No helmet, no safety. 01:29:07.618 --> 01:29:09.825 For me? Yeah, my throat. 01:29:09.826 --> 01:29:11.076 - Nice to meet you. - Yeah. 01:29:14.160 --> 01:29:15.993 Baby, what are you doing? 01:29:16.576 --> 01:29:17.618 Yeah. 01:29:18.326 --> 01:29:20.535 - Preet, I'll leave. - You see my helmet? 01:29:20.743 --> 01:29:23.260 Oh, it was that guy who took it over there. 01:29:23.535 --> 01:29:25.617 He's not normally like this actually. 01:29:25.618 --> 01:29:27.325 Thank you so much for coming, Preet. 01:29:27.326 --> 01:29:28.492 - You guys continue... - You pay the bill. 01:29:28.493 --> 01:29:29.908 - What's the hurry? - Let me get the bill. 01:29:29.909 --> 01:29:31.722 - We'll take care of that. - No, no... No chance. 01:29:31.723 --> 01:29:32.819 - I'm taking care of this. - Bye. 01:29:33.478 --> 01:29:36.035 Let me pay please, Preet. 01:29:36.243 --> 01:29:37.868 That's my helmet, wanker. 01:29:38.704 --> 01:29:40.642 - No... not yet. I'll pay. - No, I am paying. 01:29:40.643 --> 01:29:43.222 - No, no, I need it. - I'm gonna pay this time. 01:29:47.964 --> 01:29:49.326 Let me keep it for some time. 01:29:50.739 --> 01:29:52.326 I need it, you oaf. 01:29:55.535 --> 01:29:57.035 - Come here. - Back again? 01:29:59.701 --> 01:30:00.913 That hurt? Didn't it? 01:30:01.659 --> 01:30:02.991 Shit. 01:30:04.743 --> 01:30:07.993 My leg. My bloody legs. 01:30:10.326 --> 01:30:11.993 You saved my life, bro. 01:30:12.118 --> 01:30:14.118 Here you go. Thank you. 01:30:16.243 --> 01:30:17.285 Don't do it. 01:30:18.743 --> 01:30:21.243 Your blunder has put my gender in danger. 01:30:21.765 --> 01:30:24.367 - Barbie shorts. Suits you. - Shut up! 01:30:24.368 --> 01:30:25.993 This Baani never locks the door. 01:30:29.234 --> 01:30:30.232 She's back. 01:30:31.493 --> 01:30:32.993 Big bag, bigger purse. 01:30:33.285 --> 01:30:35.868 Jass, I think she's back to live with you. 01:30:36.027 --> 01:30:38.197 Kunnu, we should do two things. 01:30:38.198 --> 01:30:40.118 - What? - First, we should turn around. 01:30:40.326 --> 01:30:42.826 - And then run. - Yes. Come on. 01:30:42.993 --> 01:30:44.163 Jass, my son. 01:30:52.286 --> 01:30:53.743 - Mom! - Mom! 01:30:54.326 --> 01:30:55.493 Jass... 01:30:56.743 --> 01:30:57.697 Mom? 01:30:57.698 --> 01:31:00.784 - Mom's here. Mom's here. - Mom's here. Mom's here. 01:31:00.785 --> 01:31:01.618 Greetings, aunty. 01:31:01.785 --> 01:31:03.451 Mom, I need you. 01:31:04.820 --> 01:31:07.368 - So excited to see me? - Yes. 01:31:07.535 --> 01:31:09.576 Even I wasn't so excited when you were born. 01:31:09.951 --> 01:31:13.697 But mom, you didn't inform us you'll be here. 01:31:13.698 --> 01:31:14.910 You were never going to call me here. 01:31:15.243 --> 01:31:19.493 Daughter-in-law, I got tired of asking him when will I become a grandma. 01:31:19.991 --> 01:31:21.285 Did you tell your mom about it? 01:31:22.282 --> 01:31:24.035 Even I just found out. 01:31:24.493 --> 01:31:27.285 Baani called me up and gave me the good news. 01:31:27.493 --> 01:31:30.326 She bought my ticket. Arranged my visa. 01:31:30.451 --> 01:31:32.118 Hired a caretaker for the house. 01:31:33.021 --> 01:31:35.410 She's my daughter, not my daughter-in-law. 01:31:38.056 --> 01:31:39.160 Bonding. 01:31:40.451 --> 01:31:43.535 See, what I got for my daughter from Punjab. 01:31:43.826 --> 01:31:45.868 Sweets made of dry fruit and fenugreek. 01:31:46.081 --> 01:31:48.659 You could've sent it by courier. You didn't have to come here, Mom. 01:31:48.660 --> 01:31:49.618 Shut up. 01:31:50.084 --> 01:31:52.493 These sweets are good for you during pregnancy. 01:31:52.618 --> 01:31:54.739 It's good for the mother and child. 01:31:54.740 --> 01:31:55.618 Have it. 01:32:04.295 --> 01:32:09.715 One, two, three, four, five... 01:32:11.368 --> 01:32:12.179 Jass? 01:32:13.541 --> 01:32:14.659 Seven... 01:32:14.660 --> 01:32:16.076 Stealing in your own house? 01:32:17.326 --> 01:32:18.118 Yes, I am. 01:32:19.368 --> 01:32:20.910 Preet should also get these. 01:32:21.243 --> 01:32:23.285 For her health and the growth of her child. 01:32:24.868 --> 01:32:26.661 I can't share my mother's love, 01:32:27.179 --> 01:32:28.811 but I can share these sweets with her. 01:32:30.660 --> 01:32:31.868 Let me help you. 01:32:33.734 --> 01:32:34.993 Are you pregnant? 01:32:35.701 --> 01:32:37.535 What about my growth? 01:32:38.726 --> 01:32:39.743 They're for my children. 01:32:40.014 --> 01:32:41.200 - Let me have one. - Go take steroids. 01:32:41.201 --> 01:32:42.362 - At least leave the jar behind. - Get lost. 01:32:42.685 --> 01:32:44.285 Sweets made of dry fruit and fenugreek. 01:32:44.633 --> 01:32:46.910 My mom sent these from Punjab for Preet. 01:32:47.243 --> 01:32:50.034 For the health of the mother and growth of our baby. 01:32:50.035 --> 01:32:52.117 How nice of them, right, Preet ma'am? 01:32:52.118 --> 01:32:56.576 Brother... if Mom was alive, she would've done this for me. 01:32:57.326 --> 01:33:00.118 Preet. My mother is like your mother. 01:33:00.576 --> 01:33:04.814 Excellent, Jass. You said such a lovely thing. 01:33:06.016 --> 01:33:07.910 In that case, call her here. 01:33:08.368 --> 01:33:10.232 - Whom? - Your mother. 01:33:11.285 --> 01:33:13.780 - What an idea? Right? - Guggi. 01:33:13.781 --> 01:33:16.534 - Sire. - Get his mother... a ticket. 01:33:16.535 --> 01:33:18.325 - Yes. - Thank you, brother. 01:33:18.326 --> 01:33:21.451 Stop talking... about my mother. 01:33:22.243 --> 01:33:23.410 Mom can't come here. 01:33:23.656 --> 01:33:25.118 - Why? - Why? 01:33:26.461 --> 01:33:29.326 We were born poor. So, Mom looks after the house. 01:33:30.326 --> 01:33:31.743 - Guggi. - Yes, sire? 01:33:32.326 --> 01:33:35.159 Send a few servants to his house. 01:33:35.160 --> 01:33:36.909 There are many court cases against Mom. 01:33:36.910 --> 01:33:37.784 - She's a default-- - Guggi. 01:33:37.785 --> 01:33:40.034 - Sire? - Send a dozen lawyers as well. 01:33:40.035 --> 01:33:41.909 - Sire. - Anything else? 01:33:41.910 --> 01:33:43.492 Our relatives... 01:33:43.493 --> 01:33:46.292 We're not on good terms with our relatives. 01:33:46.868 --> 01:33:49.701 If Mom comes here, they'll take over our land. 01:33:49.910 --> 01:33:51.617 Should we send a dozen shooters? 01:33:51.618 --> 01:33:52.951 Shooters? 01:33:54.118 --> 01:33:56.784 - Shooters? - No relatives, no fight. 01:33:56.785 --> 01:33:58.201 - Brother. - Anything else? 01:34:01.055 --> 01:34:03.660 Hey, what happened, baby? 01:34:04.201 --> 01:34:07.660 Everyone's talking about my mom, but no one's asked about my dad. 01:34:07.910 --> 01:34:10.159 My mom won't leave my dad alone and come here. 01:34:10.160 --> 01:34:12.697 - Dad... - I understand baby, don't cry. Sit down. 01:34:12.698 --> 01:34:14.535 That house is full of Dad's memories. 01:34:15.335 --> 01:34:16.565 Mom can't come here leaving them behind. 01:34:16.566 --> 01:34:18.160 - Yeah, it's okay. - No chance. 01:34:20.160 --> 01:34:21.450 - Guggi... - Sire? 01:34:21.451 --> 01:34:23.743 - Book a chartered flight to India. - Yes, sire. 01:34:23.910 --> 01:34:25.649 Because we're going home, 01:34:26.351 --> 01:34:29.773 to our motherland and Jass' mother. 01:34:29.951 --> 01:34:32.659 Amazing idea, brother. You're the best. 01:34:32.660 --> 01:34:34.451 Thank you so much. 01:34:35.368 --> 01:34:39.034 You are so stubborn... So stubborn. 01:34:39.035 --> 01:34:42.535 You're really stubborn. You just don't give up. 01:34:42.826 --> 01:34:45.410 Instead of all of us going there, Mom will come here. 01:34:45.701 --> 01:34:46.993 My mom will come here. 01:34:48.977 --> 01:34:50.825 "Toasted. Toasted. Toasted." 01:34:50.826 --> 01:34:52.742 Kunnu. You called at the right time. 01:34:52.743 --> 01:34:53.659 Why? What happened, Jass? 01:34:53.660 --> 01:34:55.117 Randhawa wants to meet Mom. 01:34:55.118 --> 01:34:57.493 Great. Serves you right for stuffing her with mom's sweets. 01:34:58.118 --> 01:34:59.284 - Sir, sugar? - Leave. 01:34:59.285 --> 01:35:01.701 - Okay, sir. - How do I introduce them to Mom? 01:35:01.881 --> 01:35:03.200 And where am I supposed to find a fake mother? 01:35:03.201 --> 01:35:05.284 Relax. Your Mom will be there. 01:35:05.285 --> 01:35:06.784 We'll find you a mom as good as your real mom. 01:35:06.785 --> 01:35:09.780 I don't want a glimpse, I want a full grown mother, 01:35:09.781 --> 01:35:12.807 someone like old Nirupa Roy. 01:35:14.118 --> 01:35:17.397 She'll come. She'll come. She'll come. 01:35:27.329 --> 01:35:31.590 "Mom... my dear Mom..." 01:35:31.732 --> 01:35:35.340 "You're my darling child." 01:35:37.507 --> 01:35:41.839 "Mom... my dear Mom..." 01:35:41.840 --> 01:35:45.674 "You're my darling child." 01:35:49.665 --> 01:35:53.078 Sire, isn't she too young to be his mother? 01:35:54.923 --> 01:35:57.865 You asked for a mother... and my mom's here. 01:35:58.917 --> 01:36:02.209 Excellent. Delhi is for those with a big heart, and London-- 01:36:02.417 --> 01:36:04.334 Let it be, Mom. Let it be. 01:36:05.875 --> 01:36:10.334 Hello, Mr. Randhawa. I got something for you. 01:36:10.959 --> 01:36:13.041 You feel cold at night, don't you? 01:36:13.042 --> 01:36:14.958 - A sweater, for you. - How nice. 01:36:14.959 --> 01:36:16.417 It will keep you warm. 01:36:17.167 --> 01:36:19.417 - Thank you. - Why are you standing at the back? 01:36:19.834 --> 01:36:21.167 - You're his servant, aren't you? - He is. 01:36:21.667 --> 01:36:22.750 I can tell. 01:36:23.167 --> 01:36:25.251 - Preet, my daughter-in-law. - Hello, Mom. 01:36:27.000 --> 01:36:28.750 This is for you. 01:36:29.125 --> 01:36:30.916 - A picture of little Jass. - Aww. 01:36:30.917 --> 01:36:32.291 So cute. 01:36:32.292 --> 01:36:34.708 - Alice, this dress is for you. - Thank you. 01:36:34.709 --> 01:36:36.708 I heard you take good care of my daughter-in-law. 01:36:36.709 --> 01:36:40.084 Strange. You know everything about everyone. 01:36:40.750 --> 01:36:44.041 She is my mother and mothers know everything. 01:36:44.042 --> 01:36:45.000 Right, brother? 01:36:45.584 --> 01:36:48.167 Come, Mom. We'll continue this conversation inside. 01:36:48.877 --> 01:36:49.458 Let's go. 01:36:49.459 --> 01:36:50.416 - Come. - Let's go. 01:36:50.417 --> 01:36:51.374 Brother, come. 01:36:51.375 --> 01:36:54.027 How is your mother so young? 01:36:54.028 --> 01:36:56.046 Shut up, Alice's lover. 01:36:56.047 --> 01:36:58.862 Don't ask too many questions. Even I have answers. 01:36:58.863 --> 01:37:01.084 Sire. Sire. Sire. Get lost. 01:37:03.250 --> 01:37:05.563 He knows about my affair. 01:37:06.032 --> 01:37:08.883 Mr. Kunnu, it's good to have you back alone. 01:37:09.020 --> 01:37:10.404 Did your psychotic friend leave UK-- 01:37:10.405 --> 01:37:13.209 What did I say? What did I bloody say? 01:37:13.359 --> 01:37:16.031 I asked for someone mature, like Nirupa Roy. 01:37:16.155 --> 01:37:17.616 You sent me Mouni Roy. 01:37:17.908 --> 01:37:18.907 So young! 01:37:18.908 --> 01:37:21.366 Even Shah Rukh Khan wasn't this young in 'Jawan'. 01:37:21.616 --> 01:37:23.074 Sorry, Jass. 01:37:23.075 --> 01:37:25.575 This was the best I could arrange at such short notice. 01:37:26.658 --> 01:37:29.824 But I'm sure she handled everything perfectly, right? 01:37:29.825 --> 01:37:31.510 Handled? Nonsense. 01:37:31.511 --> 01:37:32.615 She walked in and said 01:37:32.616 --> 01:37:34.199 "Delhi is for those with a big heart, and London is for--" 01:37:34.200 --> 01:37:36.664 I get it. I get it. Sorry. 01:37:37.720 --> 01:37:41.075 - What if I'd got caught? - Relax, Jass. 01:37:41.785 --> 01:37:43.450 She's a professional. 01:37:44.450 --> 01:37:48.907 Your fake mother will never be exposed. 01:37:48.908 --> 01:37:50.802 - Really? - No one. 01:37:50.803 --> 01:37:53.325 - You sure? - No one will catch on. 01:38:01.566 --> 01:38:02.888 Hold on. 01:38:04.075 --> 01:38:07.700 Sire, the "mother" Jass brought here... isn't a mother. 01:38:08.033 --> 01:38:09.685 She is an incredible person. 01:38:23.627 --> 01:38:28.727 "Bhaiyyaji is never late..." 01:38:31.052 --> 01:38:38.407 "Bhaiyyaji is never late, to feed his wife and tuck her in..." 01:38:38.408 --> 01:38:53.253 "And keeps the neighbour's wife awake till morning." 01:38:53.254 --> 01:39:00.434 "Tiptoes so she doesn't awake--" 01:39:01.616 --> 01:39:04.075 She's popularly known as Rasmalai Rajjo. 01:39:04.491 --> 01:39:07.945 She has an entire series of vulgar songs with weird names. 01:39:07.946 --> 01:39:14.457 "And keeps the neighbour's wife awake till morning." 01:39:15.075 --> 01:39:19.116 Dilphek Doodhwali, Makkhan Malishwali, Chikni Chupdi... 01:39:20.866 --> 01:39:22.703 "...awake till morning." 01:39:23.991 --> 01:39:25.950 My judgment was severely impaired. 01:39:27.116 --> 01:39:30.200 Mistaking coal for a diamond... and mud for a lotus. 01:39:32.366 --> 01:39:34.283 Speak up, Jass's respected mother. 01:39:35.158 --> 01:39:37.616 How do you explain this vulgarity? 01:39:39.865 --> 01:39:42.936 All I want to say is... 01:39:43.259 --> 01:39:44.241 I am not Jass's mother. 01:39:44.648 --> 01:39:45.600 Sire! 01:39:46.408 --> 01:39:49.437 Jass? What is Mom saying? 01:39:50.200 --> 01:39:54.116 Jass will clarify whatever needs clarifying. 01:39:55.200 --> 01:39:58.825 - Jass! - Yes, it's true. She's not my mother. 01:39:59.116 --> 01:40:01.949 But before you pull out the gun, hear me out first. 01:40:01.950 --> 01:40:03.325 What is the entire story? 01:40:04.575 --> 01:40:06.700 - Let me speak. - Speak. 01:40:07.241 --> 01:40:10.157 This goes back to when I was a child. 01:40:10.158 --> 01:40:11.241 A small boy. 01:40:11.575 --> 01:40:16.325 My real mother, Paramjeet, had a younger sister Sharamjeet... aka Shammo. 01:40:16.575 --> 01:40:17.616 This lady. 01:40:17.866 --> 01:40:20.783 She was having an affair with a guy called Shammi at that time. 01:40:21.450 --> 01:40:24.947 When my mother found out her sister was getting married, 01:40:24.948 --> 01:40:27.283 she was overjoyed... singing, dancing... 01:40:34.075 --> 01:40:35.199 Do you know what was behind her? 01:40:35.200 --> 01:40:37.157 Normally people talk about what happened ahead. 01:40:37.158 --> 01:40:38.700 Yes, but in this story, what was behind her is more important. 01:40:38.908 --> 01:40:40.741 While my mother was singing and dancing, 01:40:40.908 --> 01:40:42.699 there was a long staircase behind her. 01:40:42.700 --> 01:40:44.074 She slipped and fell-- 01:40:44.075 --> 01:40:47.268 Thud... thud... thud... thud... thud... thud... 01:40:47.269 --> 01:40:48.270 Next. 01:40:48.825 --> 01:40:49.991 It was a long staircase. Hold on. 01:40:50.355 --> 01:40:52.866 Thud... thud... thud... thud... thud... thud... 01:40:53.200 --> 01:40:54.157 Is she down yet? 01:40:54.158 --> 01:40:56.325 No, my mother went up, straight up to heaven. 01:40:57.450 --> 01:40:59.325 I was very emotionally fragile. 01:41:00.116 --> 01:41:04.532 I went to my aunt and said, "Aunty, will you marry my dad?" 01:41:04.533 --> 01:41:06.325 "Will you love this child like his own mom?" 01:41:07.116 --> 01:41:10.741 And without hesitation, this great woman said 'yes'. 01:41:11.491 --> 01:41:12.700 Ask... Ask her. 01:41:13.075 --> 01:41:14.824 Help me. Stop taking footage. 01:41:14.825 --> 01:41:17.116 Yes, I said yes. 01:41:17.991 --> 01:41:20.616 I said, yes I will raise this child. 01:41:21.241 --> 01:41:23.333 She is not educated. She is completely illiterate. 01:41:23.334 --> 01:41:24.857 She says wrong things at the wrong time. 01:41:24.858 --> 01:41:28.949 But she has a gift... she can dance. 01:41:28.950 --> 01:41:29.783 Yes. 01:41:37.533 --> 01:41:39.709 With a heavy heart... 01:41:41.102 --> 01:41:43.116 and flexible moves, 01:41:44.783 --> 01:41:48.949 she became Rasmalai Rajjo. 01:41:51.991 --> 01:41:55.907 Made videos for Tips, T-Series, Venus, in order to raise me. 01:41:56.491 --> 01:41:59.533 You showed me four videos, I'll show you 40. 01:42:00.325 --> 01:42:01.658 'Bangkok Mein Bhauchaal' 01:42:02.741 --> 01:42:04.075 'Chunari mein Lugai' 01:42:05.075 --> 01:42:06.450 'Ghagre Mein WiFi' 01:42:11.241 --> 01:42:12.658 'Lollipop Lugai...' 01:42:12.908 --> 01:42:14.490 'Choli ke Peeche Toli' 01:42:14.491 --> 01:42:16.032 'Aunty Ke Peeche Bunty' 01:42:16.033 --> 01:42:17.173 Enough! 01:42:19.406 --> 01:42:20.395 Mom... 01:42:22.157 --> 01:42:23.471 It's okay. 01:42:24.071 --> 01:42:24.991 Wow! 01:42:26.491 --> 01:42:27.683 Very touching, sir. 01:42:30.366 --> 01:42:32.295 Please forgive me, Ms. Sharamjeet. 01:42:33.741 --> 01:42:35.658 I misjudged you. 01:42:36.649 --> 01:42:38.700 You turned out to be a goddess. 01:42:40.325 --> 01:42:41.950 Epitome of motherhood. 01:42:42.283 --> 01:42:47.616 What I did... wasn't by choice. 01:42:48.462 --> 01:42:51.491 It was a single mother's helplessness. 01:42:52.075 --> 01:42:53.411 Forgive me. 01:43:08.263 --> 01:43:11.970 "It happens in this age," 01:43:11.971 --> 01:43:15.815 "You lose sleep and peace." 01:43:15.816 --> 01:43:19.713 "It happens in this age," 01:43:19.714 --> 01:43:21.575 "You lose sleep and peace." 01:43:21.866 --> 01:43:24.575 Sharamjeet, try this orange dress. 01:43:25.822 --> 01:43:28.116 It will suit you. 01:43:28.991 --> 01:43:31.019 And this lime colour... 01:43:32.614 --> 01:43:34.192 will look even better on you. 01:43:34.450 --> 01:43:36.700 But, Mr. Randhawa, how can I accept all this? 01:43:37.538 --> 01:43:39.533 And this white... 01:43:40.616 --> 01:43:42.370 Marvellous. 01:43:42.710 --> 01:43:46.002 This colour will look vibrant on you. 01:43:48.741 --> 01:43:50.903 Shammo ji, so many dresses? 01:43:50.904 --> 01:43:52.395 Are you taking them to the laundry? 01:43:52.575 --> 01:43:54.783 Mr. Randhawa told me try these on. 01:43:55.111 --> 01:43:57.045 He personally chose them for me. 01:43:59.491 --> 01:44:03.032 Brother-in-law. Your mother is robbing my boss. 01:44:03.033 --> 01:44:04.998 Why are you getting so irritated? 01:44:09.909 --> 01:44:10.905 "Mom..." 01:44:12.033 --> 01:44:12.866 Wow... 01:44:13.889 --> 01:44:14.741 Mom? 01:44:17.950 --> 01:44:20.199 "Mom... my dear Mom..." 01:44:20.200 --> 01:44:23.700 - Mom! - "You're my darling child." 01:44:24.450 --> 01:44:27.065 - "I'm your darling child." - Oh Mom! 01:44:47.450 --> 01:44:50.074 Jass, just look at this. So cute, right? 01:44:50.075 --> 01:44:51.775 Which one should we buy? Blue or pink? 01:44:54.755 --> 01:44:57.533 My dear wife, let's ask the one who's going to wear it. 01:44:57.908 --> 01:45:00.700 Junior, if you mind, can I ask you something? 01:45:01.075 --> 01:45:02.177 Which colour... 01:45:07.616 --> 01:45:10.075 Excuse me. Baby product? 01:45:10.224 --> 01:45:11.658 For my baby. 01:45:12.158 --> 01:45:15.445 Everyone in London is becoming a father. 01:45:23.158 --> 01:45:25.532 Brother-in-law? You here? 01:45:25.533 --> 01:45:27.408 For my baby. Preet's baby. 01:45:27.783 --> 01:45:30.574 Forget about me. What are you doing here? 01:45:30.575 --> 01:45:32.325 I was just... 01:45:32.658 --> 01:45:34.033 My Guggudu... 01:45:34.283 --> 01:45:35.780 Alice in Guggiland. 01:45:36.825 --> 01:45:38.616 Alice is just my love... 01:45:38.783 --> 01:45:42.699 Love may not satisfy hunger, but it definitely leads to a baby bump. 01:45:42.700 --> 01:45:45.324 And you can't control a horny. 01:45:45.325 --> 01:45:46.740 Shall we give the good news to Randhawa sir? 01:45:46.741 --> 01:45:48.407 - No, no... - No, I'll tell him. 01:45:48.408 --> 01:45:49.575 - Brother-in-law... - No, no... 01:45:49.783 --> 01:45:51.240 let's keep this a secret. 01:45:51.241 --> 01:45:53.782 Then pay my bill along with yours. 01:45:53.783 --> 01:45:54.825 Done. 01:45:55.031 --> 01:45:57.033 - I need this. - Done. 01:45:58.434 --> 01:45:59.643 Wet wipes. 01:46:03.075 --> 01:46:06.151 But, Mr. Randhawa, how can I accept this? 01:46:06.408 --> 01:46:07.866 I am Jass's mother. 01:46:09.908 --> 01:46:14.223 You did not give birth to Jass, only raised him. 01:46:16.741 --> 01:46:17.700 Shammo... 01:46:22.208 --> 01:46:25.448 24-karat indium gold! 01:46:32.159 --> 01:46:33.616 Guggi, why did she leave like this? 01:46:34.241 --> 01:46:35.866 It's called values, boss. 01:46:36.200 --> 01:46:37.816 No matter how mature a girl becomes, 01:46:38.241 --> 01:46:40.074 whenever the topic of her marriage comes up, 01:46:40.075 --> 01:46:43.205 she gets embarrassed and runs away. 01:46:44.325 --> 01:46:46.407 Sharamjeet, what's going on in this house? 01:46:46.408 --> 01:46:47.283 Do you know they-- 01:46:51.366 --> 01:46:52.959 Did Mr. Randhawa give you this? 01:46:55.571 --> 01:46:56.662 It's a pre-wedding gift. 01:46:58.991 --> 01:47:02.783 Son, I'm the mistress of this house now. 01:47:03.366 --> 01:47:06.908 I'll do as I please, mister. 01:47:07.033 --> 01:47:09.324 Preet. Preet. Control your brother. 01:47:09.325 --> 01:47:11.032 He wants to marry my mother. 01:47:11.033 --> 01:47:12.366 - Jass... - What is he doing? 01:47:12.533 --> 01:47:13.824 Jass, listen... 01:47:13.825 --> 01:47:15.575 That's what I said. "Brother, listen". 01:47:15.700 --> 01:47:17.324 After the marriage, what will you call her? 01:47:17.325 --> 01:47:18.574 Mother-in-law or sister-in-law? 01:47:18.575 --> 01:47:21.282 And what are the kids going to call her? Grandma or Aunty? 01:47:21.283 --> 01:47:22.865 This will become that, that will become this. 01:47:22.866 --> 01:47:24.615 It will become a cocktail of relationships. 01:47:24.616 --> 01:47:25.990 Jass, listen to me. 01:47:25.991 --> 01:47:28.283 At his age, he should be blessings newly weds, 01:47:28.450 --> 01:47:29.532 not planning his own wedding. 01:47:29.533 --> 01:47:31.701 Jass, goddamnit, listen to me! 01:47:32.241 --> 01:47:34.282 My water just broke. 01:47:34.283 --> 01:47:36.158 This baby is coming now! 01:47:40.265 --> 01:47:42.032 - Oh my God. - Doctor. Call the doctor. 01:47:42.033 --> 01:47:43.115 We need a doctor. 01:47:43.116 --> 01:47:44.158 Calm down, baby. Calm down. 01:47:44.689 --> 01:47:46.335 - Move. - Oh my God. 01:47:46.336 --> 01:47:47.403 Calm down, baby. Calm down. 01:47:47.545 --> 01:47:49.490 Don't tell me to calm down! 01:47:49.491 --> 01:47:51.407 - Okay. - This is your fault. 01:47:51.408 --> 01:47:53.657 - Sorry. I am sorry. - Where are we going? 01:47:53.658 --> 01:47:54.658 Fast. 01:47:57.116 --> 01:48:00.074 Doctor, how can her water break at just seven and a half months? 01:48:00.075 --> 01:48:03.074 Wow, what a concerned father. 01:48:03.075 --> 01:48:04.532 He takes such good care of her. 01:48:04.533 --> 01:48:05.574 - Doctor. - Yes, my dear? 01:48:05.575 --> 01:48:07.032 What about me and the baby? 01:48:07.033 --> 01:48:08.907 Don't worry. I'll give you a painkiller. 01:48:08.908 --> 01:48:11.782 I've got everything under control. Please, everyone go out. 01:48:11.783 --> 01:48:13.532 - I don't like overcrowded wards, please. - Doctor? 01:48:13.533 --> 01:48:14.824 - Yes, my dear? - Can I please stay here? 01:48:14.825 --> 01:48:16.033 - Excuse me? - Please. 01:48:16.325 --> 01:48:18.324 How are you related to her? 01:48:19.783 --> 01:48:22.783 Well... I'm like her mother. 01:48:23.866 --> 01:48:25.365 - Thank you. - I'll be right back. One second. 01:48:25.366 --> 01:48:26.780 Jass? Hey... 01:48:29.075 --> 01:48:30.711 Why did I get four missed calls from Mom? 01:48:31.658 --> 01:48:32.575 Jass? 01:48:33.075 --> 01:48:33.991 Mom? 01:48:35.076 --> 01:48:36.898 I've been trying to call you. Where've you been? 01:48:37.200 --> 01:48:38.199 Why weren't you answering your phone? 01:48:38.200 --> 01:48:40.115 - Mom, I was-- - Baani's labour pains have started. 01:48:40.116 --> 01:48:41.407 I've brought her to the hospital. 01:48:41.408 --> 01:48:42.407 Baani is here? 01:48:42.408 --> 01:48:44.366 First, tell me what you are doing here? 01:48:45.075 --> 01:48:49.200 I... Before I tell you my story, tell me where Baani is. 01:48:50.575 --> 01:48:52.658 - You okay? - No! 01:48:53.325 --> 01:48:55.324 - But I'm happy you're here. - Me too. 01:48:55.325 --> 01:48:58.115 Son. The doctor is saying she can deliver today. 01:48:58.116 --> 01:48:59.115 - Today? - Yes. 01:48:59.116 --> 01:49:02.147 And we must take good care of her. 01:49:02.148 --> 01:49:02.802 Yeah. 01:49:03.533 --> 01:49:05.365 But you don't worry. Hold this. 01:49:05.366 --> 01:49:06.990 Lord Ganesha will always be with us. 01:49:06.991 --> 01:49:09.032 - And give me this phone. - Give me back my phone, Mom. 01:49:09.033 --> 01:49:10.575 - No. I won't... - You did the right thing. 01:49:12.023 --> 01:49:14.366 What an irresponsible father. 01:49:14.825 --> 01:49:18.699 Come with me to the other room, I'll show you a responsible father. 01:49:18.700 --> 01:49:20.950 He never enters the room without a mask. 01:49:21.283 --> 01:49:23.283 And look at him... terrible. 01:49:23.908 --> 01:49:26.991 - He treats foreigners. - Stop disturbing my patients and leave. 01:49:27.325 --> 01:49:28.365 - Jass. - Baani, I'll be right back. 01:49:28.366 --> 01:49:29.282 Mom, my phone. 01:49:29.283 --> 01:49:30.991 - Give it. - Out. Out. 01:49:32.283 --> 01:49:34.241 - Why doesn't he ever answer his phone? - Again? 01:49:34.991 --> 01:49:36.173 Why is everyone calling me? 01:49:36.174 --> 01:49:38.366 - Where were you? - I...was... 01:49:38.616 --> 01:49:39.802 I've been calling for so long. 01:49:40.158 --> 01:49:40.949 Not working. 01:49:40.950 --> 01:49:43.365 The doctors are saying they'll have to do a premature delivery, 01:49:43.366 --> 01:49:44.408 and it has to be done today. 01:49:45.658 --> 01:49:47.115 Today? Both of them? 01:49:47.116 --> 01:49:48.182 What do you mean both of them? 01:49:48.450 --> 01:49:49.491 Is there someone else? 01:49:50.533 --> 01:49:56.158 When... a child is born, a mother is also born. 01:49:56.325 --> 01:49:57.241 So both. 01:49:57.741 --> 01:49:59.866 Great. He's absolutely right. 01:50:00.116 --> 01:50:01.032 The doctor's here. 01:50:01.033 --> 01:50:02.032 Oh no. 01:50:02.033 --> 01:50:06.783 Doctor, tell him about Preet's premature delivery. 01:50:07.658 --> 01:50:09.056 Why should I tell him? 01:50:09.658 --> 01:50:12.241 Because he's the child's father. 01:50:14.408 --> 01:50:17.116 He's the father of this child? 01:50:17.700 --> 01:50:20.700 - Are you sure? - Of course he is. 01:50:21.241 --> 01:50:23.657 You must have seen him in a mask. 01:50:23.658 --> 01:50:26.033 Look closely. Recognise him? 01:50:27.658 --> 01:50:29.490 Same-same. I know him. 01:50:29.491 --> 01:50:30.782 - Father and doctor have to talk. - I recognise him. 01:50:30.783 --> 01:50:32.855 - Father and doctor. - Aren't you the same guy? 01:50:32.856 --> 01:50:33.950 What did you say? 01:50:34.450 --> 01:50:38.724 "Who's Your Daddy? Jumping with joy?" I'll tell them everything. 01:50:38.866 --> 01:50:40.699 - Mr. Randhawa... - Dr. Gulati, emergency. 01:50:40.700 --> 01:50:42.615 - What happened? - Your patient is about to die. 01:50:42.616 --> 01:50:44.157 - Hurry up or he will die. - I'm coming back. 01:50:44.158 --> 01:50:47.074 - I'm coming back. I'm coming back. - We can't deliver a baby without a doctor. 01:50:47.075 --> 01:50:48.283 I'm coming back. 01:50:48.754 --> 01:50:50.449 Watch out. Hurry up. 01:50:50.450 --> 01:50:52.407 How can I hurry up when I'm sitting down? 01:50:52.408 --> 01:50:53.700 Then hurry up while sitting down. 01:50:55.866 --> 01:50:57.241 Where's the patient? 01:50:58.242 --> 01:51:00.450 - Where's the patient? - There is no patient, sir. 01:51:00.866 --> 01:51:02.658 I lied to you. 01:51:03.241 --> 01:51:06.115 - Because I had to tell you the truth. - What truth? 01:51:06.116 --> 01:51:07.505 Actually-- 01:51:07.825 --> 01:51:09.612 His truth. 01:51:09.866 --> 01:51:11.704 He's not a bad guy, 01:51:11.947 --> 01:51:14.407 he just kept getting stuck in bad situations. 01:51:14.408 --> 01:51:17.780 Selfie Kumar, he has two wives. 01:51:18.075 --> 01:51:19.950 He's expecting two children. 01:51:20.116 --> 01:51:21.449 It's a crime! 01:51:21.908 --> 01:51:24.325 Doctor, Baani and Preet are in labour. 01:51:24.575 --> 01:51:26.865 Preet will undergo a premature delivery. 01:51:26.866 --> 01:51:28.032 I will tell them the truth, 01:51:28.033 --> 01:51:29.449 but after the delivery is done. 01:51:29.450 --> 01:51:33.200 I will deliver... you... to jail. 01:51:33.366 --> 01:51:35.824 - I am going to expose this fraud! - Please, doctor. 01:51:35.825 --> 01:51:36.785 Out of my way-- 01:51:36.786 --> 01:51:38.032 Doctor, I cannot give stress to both mothers. 01:51:38.033 --> 01:51:39.036 - Move! - Gulati. 01:51:41.700 --> 01:51:46.575 Before you go out, take a look at your own dirty deeds. 01:51:46.825 --> 01:51:47.574 Look. 01:51:47.741 --> 01:51:50.903 "Look aunt, your boy's going astray." 01:51:51.075 --> 01:51:58.937 "Look aunt, your boy's going astray." 01:52:02.033 --> 01:52:05.367 "Look aunt, your boy's going astray." 01:52:05.717 --> 01:52:09.365 "Stop teasing girls." 01:52:09.366 --> 01:52:12.889 "I'll report you, I'll get you arrested." 01:52:13.064 --> 01:52:15.174 "I'll get you thrown in jail." 01:52:15.175 --> 01:52:18.720 "Stop teasing girls." 01:52:21.075 --> 01:52:22.907 Fake university doctor, get up. 01:52:22.908 --> 01:52:24.985 Godamba! Godamba! 01:52:25.228 --> 01:52:27.407 Doctor, which brand of cheap tobacco is this? 01:52:27.408 --> 01:52:29.032 Godamba is my wife's name. 01:52:29.033 --> 01:52:30.990 If she finds out, she'll beat me to a pulp. 01:52:30.991 --> 01:52:33.282 I am married. I have two kids, please. 01:52:33.283 --> 01:52:36.052 - And, even I am expecting babies. - Two of them. 01:52:36.658 --> 01:52:38.574 - You like reading books, don't you? - Yes. 01:52:38.575 --> 01:52:40.282 - Then you should read another book. - Which one? 01:52:40.283 --> 01:52:43.491 'Zindagi Jhandba Toh Muh Humesha Band Ba' (When Life's A Train Wreck, You Better Zip It) 01:52:44.408 --> 01:52:46.699 Otherwise you will become a widower. 01:52:46.700 --> 01:52:48.075 Delivery. Please. 01:52:48.575 --> 01:52:50.990 Breathe. Breathe. 01:52:50.991 --> 01:52:53.199 Check where he is. Call him. 01:52:53.200 --> 01:52:53.979 Give me your hand. 01:52:53.980 --> 01:52:56.657 Call my husband. Out of the way. 01:52:56.658 --> 01:52:58.061 Out of the way. 01:53:00.241 --> 01:53:02.575 Lord Ganesha, first Baani came in my life and then she left. 01:53:02.741 --> 01:53:04.533 Then Preet came and so did Baani. 01:53:04.991 --> 01:53:08.365 Lord Ganesha, protect the mothers and the children. 01:53:08.366 --> 01:53:09.450 Lord... 01:53:10.200 --> 01:53:11.480 Who are you talking to, man? 01:53:12.200 --> 01:53:14.283 Indian emotion. You won't understand. 01:53:14.575 --> 01:53:16.075 I'm in deep trouble. Deep. 01:53:18.931 --> 01:53:21.407 - Come on, push, push. You can do it. - Jass, don't touch me. 01:53:21.408 --> 01:53:23.950 - It's all because of you. - Okay, sorry. Push, push. 01:53:23.951 --> 01:53:25.199 You can do it. You can do it. 01:53:25.200 --> 01:53:27.449 Hallelujah, the baby's on its way. 01:53:27.450 --> 01:53:28.865 It's a big baby. 01:53:28.866 --> 01:53:30.949 I've got to check before I take it out. 01:53:30.950 --> 01:53:34.283 - It's coming. It's coming. - Hurry up. 01:53:35.067 --> 01:53:36.477 Hurry up! 01:53:46.325 --> 01:53:49.025 Congratulations, it's a girl. 01:53:50.200 --> 01:53:53.658 With God's blessings, I'm finally a grandma. 01:53:54.908 --> 01:53:57.116 I had decided that if all went well, 01:53:57.616 --> 01:53:59.908 I will go to Vaishno Devi to seek blessings. 01:54:00.075 --> 01:54:01.017 Mom... 01:54:02.866 --> 01:54:05.325 Godamba. Godamba. Godamba. 01:54:05.741 --> 01:54:09.199 Congratulations. This time it's a boy. 01:54:09.200 --> 01:54:11.074 - So sorry. - Great. 01:54:11.075 --> 01:54:12.282 Remember I told you, brother. 01:54:12.283 --> 01:54:15.199 Uncle and nephew swaying all over London. 01:54:15.200 --> 01:54:16.824 Spinning... Spinning... 01:54:16.825 --> 01:54:19.740 - Little Randhawa is here-- - What are you doing, Mr. Randhawa? 01:54:19.741 --> 01:54:20.698 It's a hospital. 01:54:21.200 --> 01:54:22.306 - Hold your gun. - Brother. 01:54:22.307 --> 01:54:23.198 Yes. 01:54:26.200 --> 01:54:27.782 Even he looks like me. 01:54:27.783 --> 01:54:29.355 I mean, only he looks like me. 01:54:31.741 --> 01:54:33.115 Thank you again. 01:54:33.116 --> 01:54:34.450 There's only two, right? 01:54:42.806 --> 01:54:43.982 We'll go to India soon. 01:54:44.528 --> 01:54:46.218 Jass, Mom and the baby are in the parking lot, right? 01:54:46.219 --> 01:54:47.303 Yes. 01:54:48.511 --> 01:54:49.968 - Baani... - What? 01:54:49.969 --> 01:54:51.107 I forgot the files. 01:54:51.437 --> 01:54:52.502 Call the elevator, I'll get them. 01:54:52.503 --> 01:54:53.594 - Okay. - Okay. 01:55:01.236 --> 01:55:03.928 - Preet? - Baani. Hi. 01:55:04.358 --> 01:55:05.816 - How are you? - Good. You delivered? 01:55:05.817 --> 01:55:09.025 - Yes, baby girl. And you? - Baby boy. 01:55:09.150 --> 01:55:11.524 - Congratulations. - Congratulations to us. 01:55:11.525 --> 01:55:13.774 - Lovely. - Brother, my friend Baani. 01:55:13.775 --> 01:55:14.650 - Nice to meet you. - Hello. 01:55:14.775 --> 01:55:17.357 - Hello. - Preet, my husband's coming. 01:55:17.358 --> 01:55:18.816 - Just two minutes. - Okay. Nice. 01:55:18.817 --> 01:55:20.149 Now Preet isn't answering her phone. 01:55:20.150 --> 01:55:22.192 - She will. Keep calling. - And she complains I'm always busy. 01:55:22.733 --> 01:55:24.022 Nothing you do is ever enough for them. 01:55:24.023 --> 01:55:25.150 - Same story with me. - Yes, Mom. 01:55:25.525 --> 01:55:26.983 I'm coming. Baani's already downstairs. 01:55:37.900 --> 01:55:39.524 Preet, that's my husband. 01:55:39.525 --> 01:55:40.817 The father of my child. 01:55:53.025 --> 01:55:54.900 Baani, you're joking, right? 01:55:55.233 --> 01:55:56.567 He's the father of my child. 01:56:00.942 --> 01:56:04.429 No, you are joking. He's the father of my child. 01:56:04.430 --> 01:56:06.733 No, no, he's the father of my child. 01:56:11.983 --> 01:56:13.357 - Are you serious? - Yeah. 01:56:13.358 --> 01:56:14.608 - What? - What? 01:56:15.025 --> 01:56:17.900 - Jass. - Sire, do the honours. 01:56:20.150 --> 01:56:22.191 Just a second, Mr. Randhawa, I can explain. 01:56:22.192 --> 01:56:25.047 - Actually by mistake-- - Rascal, what were you saying? 01:56:25.525 --> 01:56:26.733 Growing love. 01:56:26.972 --> 01:56:28.468 - Isn't that what he said? - Yes. 01:56:28.469 --> 01:56:29.607 No. 01:56:29.608 --> 01:56:30.982 - What else did he say? - I can't believe this. 01:56:30.983 --> 01:56:32.982 - Nothing. What else did I say? - Fraud. 01:56:32.983 --> 01:56:34.191 - Oh yes. - Stay away... 01:56:34.192 --> 01:56:36.857 Nephew and uncle spinning in city. 01:56:36.858 --> 01:56:38.483 - What else did you say? - Sir, I thought you liked the song. 01:56:38.817 --> 01:56:40.218 - What else did you say? - Nothing. 01:56:40.219 --> 01:56:42.946 Thud... Thud... Thud... 01:56:43.108 --> 01:56:44.711 - Thud... Thud... Thud... - Jass, how could you? 01:56:44.712 --> 01:56:46.626 Thud... Thud... Thud... 01:56:46.858 --> 01:56:48.483 You are Liar. 01:56:48.716 --> 01:56:50.781 Thud... Thud... Thud... 01:56:55.700 --> 01:57:00.327 Head towards the exit. Do not take the lift. 01:57:00.560 --> 01:57:03.809 Head towards the exit. Do not take the lift. 01:57:04.199 --> 01:57:05.741 Baani, are you alright? 01:57:07.152 --> 01:57:10.932 Stay calm. Please make it to the nearest exit as soon as possible. 01:57:11.346 --> 01:57:15.602 Head towards the exit. Do not take the lift. 01:57:17.532 --> 01:57:18.608 Are you okay? 01:57:19.067 --> 01:57:21.524 Catch that rascal. Don't let him escape. 01:57:21.525 --> 01:57:23.623 Jass. Where are you going? I want answers. 01:57:23.624 --> 01:57:26.055 - Brother, Jass is running away. - Jass... Catch him. 01:57:40.047 --> 01:57:42.050 Who will save me in this situation? 01:57:45.233 --> 01:57:47.074 I'd told you not to share your notes. 01:57:47.442 --> 01:57:49.482 Disha, where is Mr. Godbole? 01:57:49.483 --> 01:57:50.650 He must be in the classroom. 01:57:50.816 --> 01:57:51.775 Oh God. 01:57:51.983 --> 01:57:54.944 When someone's stressed, my crazy heart says... 01:57:54.945 --> 01:57:58.607 Come to Godbole. Come to Godbole. 01:57:58.608 --> 01:58:00.108 Mr. Godbole... 01:58:00.275 --> 01:58:01.899 What happened, Jass? 01:58:01.900 --> 01:58:03.775 My classmates are bullying me. 01:58:04.275 --> 01:58:06.233 So, I got scared and ran away. 01:58:06.608 --> 01:58:08.650 You got scared? Oh God. 01:58:08.942 --> 01:58:10.275 So innocent. 01:58:10.817 --> 01:58:13.525 Now listen carefully to what Godbole has to say. 01:58:13.817 --> 01:58:17.192 Do you know what Gandhiji said? 01:58:17.772 --> 01:58:21.638 A person's biggest enemy is his fear. 01:58:21.900 --> 01:58:24.442 And what did Mandela say? 01:58:24.692 --> 01:58:30.003 [gibberish] 01:58:31.294 --> 01:58:32.262 What is Godbole uncle doing? 01:58:32.936 --> 01:58:36.845 [gibberish] 01:58:37.192 --> 01:58:39.079 Mt. Kilimanjaro... 01:58:39.650 --> 01:58:42.157 Control your fear, my friend. 01:58:49.942 --> 01:58:51.025 There he is. 01:58:53.067 --> 01:58:54.025 Hey... 01:58:54.442 --> 01:58:55.575 Jass. 01:58:57.525 --> 01:58:58.483 I'm ready. 01:58:59.775 --> 01:59:00.899 Ask whatever you want. 01:59:00.900 --> 01:59:03.024 - What have you done, Jass? - How can you do this to us? 01:59:03.025 --> 01:59:05.108 - You cheated on both of us. - Yeah. 01:59:05.659 --> 01:59:06.692 Wait a minute. 01:59:06.900 --> 01:59:08.758 Baani, if you mind, still can I ask you something? 01:59:09.525 --> 01:59:11.942 You told me to move on and I moved on. 01:59:12.692 --> 01:59:14.233 I found Preet and I fell in love. 01:59:14.358 --> 01:59:15.483 And I'm the cheater? 01:59:15.608 --> 01:59:17.114 You could have told us the truth. 01:59:17.115 --> 01:59:18.441 How could I have told you the truth? 01:59:18.442 --> 01:59:20.982 The doctor said you have complications. I couldn't stress you out. 01:59:20.983 --> 01:59:22.024 What choice did I have, Baani? 01:59:22.025 --> 01:59:25.399 Why didn't you tell me you were already married? 01:59:25.400 --> 01:59:26.881 And that she's pregnant. 01:59:27.233 --> 01:59:28.566 You're a bloody cheater! 01:59:28.567 --> 01:59:30.274 Because our marriage was over. 01:59:30.275 --> 01:59:32.024 Ask her. She ended it. 01:59:32.025 --> 01:59:33.817 And I tried to tell you, Preet. 01:59:34.025 --> 01:59:36.317 But every time I tried, your brother showed up with his gun. 01:59:36.525 --> 01:59:37.521 Betrayal... coffin... 01:59:37.522 --> 01:59:38.774 - I didn't get the chance. - What is he saying? 01:59:38.775 --> 01:59:40.649 - I didn't get the chance. - Jass, please. 01:59:40.650 --> 01:59:41.691 Hey, idiot. 01:59:41.692 --> 01:59:43.732 Mr. Randhawa, I admit I lied. 01:59:43.733 --> 01:59:45.316 I brought a fake mother. 01:59:45.317 --> 01:59:47.317 But you started chasing that fake mother too. 01:59:48.150 --> 01:59:50.357 You're not young anymore, but that's not stopping you. 01:59:50.358 --> 01:59:54.140 And Shammo ji, the moment you got gold, you switched sides. 01:59:54.317 --> 01:59:55.765 Gold digger with a figure! 01:59:55.766 --> 01:59:58.692 Hey, Jass. I admit I like gold... 01:59:59.358 --> 02:00:01.358 but I like the guy who gave it even more. 02:00:02.608 --> 02:00:04.482 But Guggi has got the best choice. 02:00:04.483 --> 02:00:06.150 Guggi, should I bust your balloons? 02:00:06.358 --> 02:00:08.774 Mr. Randhawa, your house help Alice... 02:00:08.775 --> 02:00:12.066 Alice and Guggi are... always at it. 02:00:12.067 --> 02:00:13.399 - All night long. - Guggi. 02:00:13.400 --> 02:00:15.274 - Sire, I was going to tell you. - What is he saying? 02:00:15.275 --> 02:00:17.899 - No, no, please, sir. Please. - The gun again. 02:00:17.900 --> 02:00:18.942 Please don't shoot him. 02:00:19.192 --> 02:00:20.317 - No, shoot him... - I'm... 02:00:20.692 --> 02:00:22.380 I am expecting his baby. 02:00:22.692 --> 02:00:23.774 Why are you... 02:00:23.775 --> 02:00:25.649 Great. One more. 02:00:25.650 --> 02:00:28.066 Baby, no one will be here. I'll make you happy. 02:00:28.067 --> 02:00:30.607 Look, here comes the 12th man of the losing team. 02:00:30.608 --> 02:00:31.816 Dr. Gulati. 02:00:31.817 --> 02:00:33.691 Enjoying your terrace break? 02:00:33.692 --> 02:00:34.649 Godamba. 02:00:34.650 --> 02:00:37.275 Godamba, his wife. We must tell her... 02:00:38.150 --> 02:00:40.692 Forget it. He delivered both my kids. 02:00:41.192 --> 02:00:43.623 Two? No, three. 02:00:43.929 --> 02:00:46.441 I'm carrying your triplets, Dr. Gulati. 02:00:46.442 --> 02:00:48.441 - What? - Well done, doctor. Well done. 02:00:48.442 --> 02:00:50.357 - Did you hear that? - Three more. 02:00:50.358 --> 02:00:51.566 Did you hear? 02:00:51.567 --> 02:00:53.066 Moral of the story is - 02:00:53.067 --> 02:00:57.442 when your own drawstrings are loose, don't tug at others clothes. 02:00:58.775 --> 02:00:59.817 You guys are... 02:01:02.733 --> 02:01:04.524 - Jass, no... - Don't come any closer. 02:01:04.525 --> 02:01:06.191 Don't come any closer. I will jump. 02:01:06.192 --> 02:01:08.441 - I will jump. - Jass, have you lost your mind? 02:01:08.442 --> 02:01:09.982 Yes, you guys have driven my crazy. 02:01:09.983 --> 02:01:11.649 I don't want any sympathy or any apology. 02:01:11.650 --> 02:01:14.524 - I am going. - Don't behave like a kid, Jass. 02:01:14.525 --> 02:01:16.775 Jass, think about the kids. 02:01:17.150 --> 02:01:19.650 - I have only one regret. - What? 02:01:20.025 --> 02:01:22.983 My children will never know their father's love. 02:01:23.400 --> 02:01:26.964 - Hey! - Jass, stop! 02:01:26.965 --> 02:01:28.816 Don't just stand there. Do something. 02:01:28.817 --> 02:01:31.066 - I'm jumping. I'm jumping. - Jass... 02:01:31.067 --> 02:01:33.232 Oh, my God. Please, Jass. 02:01:33.233 --> 02:01:35.566 - Here I go. - Jass, Jass... 02:01:35.567 --> 02:01:37.566 - What do we do? - Preet, he's your boyfriend. 02:01:37.567 --> 02:01:38.399 I'm falling. 02:01:38.400 --> 02:01:40.982 - He's your husband. Say something. - Stop. 02:01:40.983 --> 02:01:42.275 God, I'm coming. 02:01:42.692 --> 02:01:44.941 Preet, Jass is a good guy. 02:01:44.942 --> 02:01:48.982 I know, that's why I loved him and had his baby, but he's also a liar. 02:01:48.983 --> 02:01:51.441 I know he's a liar, but his heart's in the right place. 02:01:51.442 --> 02:01:53.982 Don't stop me, guys. I will jump. 02:01:53.983 --> 02:01:57.192 What do you think, sire? Is brother-in-law going to jump or fall? 02:01:57.483 --> 02:01:59.316 I can jump any minute. Any minute now. 02:01:59.317 --> 02:02:01.441 Save him, Gulati. He will fall down. 02:02:01.442 --> 02:02:04.191 He's already fallen pretty low, can't go any lower. 02:02:04.192 --> 02:02:05.441 Selfie, come here. 02:02:05.442 --> 02:02:08.524 Preet, just listen to me. He's not a bad guy. 02:02:08.525 --> 02:02:10.316 What are Baani and Preet discussing about me? 02:02:10.317 --> 02:02:13.150 I think they are fighting over you. 02:02:13.483 --> 02:02:16.075 Both of them? Over me? 02:02:16.317 --> 02:02:17.774 - Yes, both. - I'm falling. 02:02:17.775 --> 02:02:18.759 I have an idea. 02:02:18.760 --> 02:02:20.899 You're already married to him. You keep him. 02:02:20.900 --> 02:02:23.107 He's my past. You keep him. 02:02:23.108 --> 02:02:25.899 I'll move on. Don't worry. You keep him. 02:02:25.900 --> 02:02:28.732 - Jass belongs to you. - No, no, you are very nice. 02:02:28.733 --> 02:02:31.607 Forgive him. Husbands are like Gods. Keep him. 02:02:31.608 --> 02:02:33.066 - You keep him! - I said, you keep him! 02:02:33.067 --> 02:02:34.607 - No, please keep him. - Jass is yours. 02:02:34.608 --> 02:02:35.732 You keep him. Keep him. 02:02:35.733 --> 02:02:38.649 - Jass. - Yes. Did you call me? 02:02:38.650 --> 02:02:40.816 They've made a decision. 02:02:40.817 --> 02:02:41.692 What? 02:02:45.025 --> 02:02:46.664 - We both... - You two? 02:02:47.317 --> 02:02:49.733 - Don't want to live with you. - Don't want to live with you. 02:02:50.150 --> 02:02:53.982 But I've done so much for you two. 02:02:53.983 --> 02:02:55.131 How can you two leave me? 02:02:55.132 --> 02:02:57.857 One of you can come with me. I deserve one at least. 02:02:57.858 --> 02:02:59.607 You two are cheaters. I am being cheated. 02:02:59.608 --> 02:03:01.982 I told you, the decision has been made! 02:03:14.233 --> 02:03:16.233 Jass. Jass. 02:03:46.733 --> 02:03:47.983 God's plan. 02:04:02.567 --> 02:04:07.066 I've been to London, Paris... even Japan. 02:04:07.067 --> 02:04:12.649 But this my India, I love my India. 02:04:12.650 --> 02:04:14.020 Two black coffees, girl. 02:04:14.160 --> 02:04:15.441 To hell with your black coffee. 02:04:15.442 --> 02:04:16.607 - Get me a beer. - Okay. 02:04:16.608 --> 02:04:18.358 Go ahead and drink it. 02:04:19.442 --> 02:04:21.900 By the way, Jass. Your life's such a mess. 02:04:22.442 --> 02:04:23.317 They both left you. 02:04:24.171 --> 02:04:28.107 So sorry to hear that, sir. They both left you? 02:04:28.108 --> 02:04:29.941 Yes, so what if they left me? Will you fill in for them? 02:04:29.942 --> 02:04:31.482 Will you take care of my two kids? 02:04:31.483 --> 02:04:33.483 Control, sir. I have a boyfriend. 02:04:33.650 --> 02:04:36.150 Jass. Relax. 02:04:37.233 --> 02:04:38.275 Have faith in God. 02:04:38.650 --> 02:04:39.400 He will do what's best. 02:04:39.692 --> 02:04:40.525 Forget it. 02:04:40.817 --> 02:04:42.525 If you mind still, can I ask you something? 02:04:42.733 --> 02:04:44.608 "When you're young..." 02:04:44.781 --> 02:04:46.400 Who is using my line on me? 02:04:54.483 --> 02:04:59.108 What's up... 10th grade backbencher Jasswinder Ahuja? 02:05:04.733 --> 02:05:05.817 Don't remember? 02:05:08.108 --> 02:05:09.150 Mr. Shukla. 02:05:11.608 --> 02:05:13.804 Mr. Godbole. 02:05:16.574 --> 02:05:17.607 Mr. Mishra. 02:05:17.608 --> 02:05:20.191 And always keep your eye on Disha while running. 02:05:20.192 --> 02:05:22.067 - Understood? - Hi, Disha. 02:05:22.858 --> 02:05:23.816 Wrong. 02:05:24.400 --> 02:05:25.483 Come on. 02:05:26.025 --> 02:05:28.108 - Disha? - Finally. 02:05:29.483 --> 02:05:30.817 - Hi. - Hi. 02:05:33.900 --> 02:05:36.357 I can't believe we're meeting after all these years. 02:05:36.358 --> 02:05:37.441 God's plan. 02:05:37.442 --> 02:05:39.817 - I missed you, man. - Me too. 02:05:40.733 --> 02:05:41.825 Third? 02:05:42.437 --> 02:05:43.192 First. 02:05:43.692 --> 02:05:45.524 One second. Vishal. 02:05:45.525 --> 02:05:46.567 Who is he? 02:05:47.692 --> 02:05:48.691 - That's Vishal. - He's so tall. 02:05:48.692 --> 02:05:50.232 Vishal, meet Jass. 02:05:50.233 --> 02:05:51.274 - Hey, man. - My childhood friend. 02:05:51.275 --> 02:05:52.317 Hi, man. 02:05:53.817 --> 02:05:57.066 You were asking, who will be best man at our wedding? 02:05:57.067 --> 02:05:58.649 - Yeah. - Wedding? 02:05:58.650 --> 02:06:00.442 Who better than him? 02:06:00.775 --> 02:06:02.732 He's my best friend from school. 02:06:02.733 --> 02:06:03.608 Yeah... 02:06:03.900 --> 02:06:07.024 Why only best man? You can handle all the wedding rituals. 02:06:07.025 --> 02:06:07.857 - Rituals? - Yeah. 02:06:07.858 --> 02:06:09.067 Can you sing? 02:06:09.567 --> 02:06:11.774 Not just sing, he will dance as well. 02:06:11.775 --> 02:06:13.024 - He's a terrific dancer. - Yeah? 02:06:13.025 --> 02:06:13.983 - Yeah. - Perfect. 02:06:15.108 --> 02:06:16.233 That's amazing. 02:06:16.442 --> 02:06:17.233 You'll do it, right? 02:06:17.942 --> 02:06:19.602 Yeah... 02:06:21.650 --> 02:06:23.150 Sorry. Mistake. 02:06:25.608 --> 02:06:27.150 Okay, I'm going to send you the invite, okay. 02:06:27.399 --> 02:06:28.441 Yeah, don't be late. 02:06:28.442 --> 02:06:30.191 Not at all, I'll personally escort him there. 02:06:30.192 --> 02:06:31.733 - That's amazing. - We won't be late. 02:06:32.067 --> 02:06:33.816 - See you, guys. - So nice to see you. 02:06:33.817 --> 02:06:35.024 Nice... hair. 02:06:35.025 --> 02:06:36.192 - Bye. - Bye. 02:06:42.150 --> 02:06:44.649 Rascal... whenever happiness knocked on my door, 02:06:44.650 --> 02:06:46.107 - you always brought bad luck. - What did I do? 02:06:46.108 --> 02:06:48.900 - I can't find a single girl. - You just got dumped by two. 02:06:49.817 --> 02:06:51.192 - Why you-- - You won't find any girl... 02:06:51.775 --> 02:06:54.684 Calm down. Calm down. 02:06:57.650 --> 02:06:59.024 Look at your face. 02:06:59.025 --> 02:07:01.515 I was joking. It was just a prank. 02:07:03.400 --> 02:07:04.607 And that tall guy Vishal? 02:07:04.608 --> 02:07:06.107 Vishal is just a friend. 02:07:06.108 --> 02:07:07.433 In fact, he's like a brother to me. 02:07:07.775 --> 02:07:09.775 Brother? I like brothers. 02:07:10.067 --> 02:07:12.731 - I got you, right? - You got me. 02:07:14.108 --> 02:07:16.483 - So... - So? 02:07:17.983 --> 02:07:19.480 Are you... 02:07:20.932 --> 02:07:21.893 single? 02:07:23.275 --> 02:07:25.784 Yeah, I am... single. 02:07:27.733 --> 02:07:28.652 And you? 02:07:30.317 --> 02:07:31.422 Fully single. 02:07:32.358 --> 02:07:34.275 - That's great. - I know that is. 02:07:34.567 --> 02:07:37.205 - So, then... - I think we... 02:07:38.202 --> 02:07:41.268 Tell her that you have two-- 02:07:41.692 --> 02:07:42.858 Two? 02:07:43.192 --> 02:07:44.692 Let's go there for two minutes. 02:07:46.791 --> 02:07:48.160 - Sure. - There. 02:07:51.483 --> 02:07:53.343 - You first. - Thanks. 02:07:53.486 --> 02:07:58.656 "When you're young, love happens." 02:07:59.067 --> 02:08:02.678 At least tell her that you have two kids in London! 02:08:17.817 --> 02:08:20.357 "When you apply kohl in your eyes," 02:08:20.358 --> 02:08:22.317 "Boys look at you and say 'wow.' 02:08:22.483 --> 02:08:25.274 "Like a peacock, wherever you walk," 02:08:25.275 --> 02:08:27.191 "Boys look at you and say 'wow.'" 02:08:27.192 --> 02:08:29.524 "Billo, there's no one like you on this earth," 02:08:29.525 --> 02:08:32.149 "Truly, in the whole world there's no match for your beauty." 02:08:32.150 --> 02:08:34.524 "Oh beautiful one, the grace and sway that your body has," 02:08:34.525 --> 02:08:37.357 "Honestly, there is no such bend on the map of earth." 02:08:37.358 --> 02:08:39.899 "Slowly, gently sway your waist," 02:08:39.900 --> 02:08:41.942 "Have a little mercy on the boys," 02:08:42.317 --> 02:08:44.857 "Don't let your blue eyes create such havoc," 02:08:44.858 --> 02:08:47.441 "Don't ignite us with your hotness." 02:08:47.442 --> 02:08:50.024 "When you apply kohl in your eyes," 02:08:50.025 --> 02:08:51.983 "Boys look at you and say 'wow.' 02:08:52.238 --> 02:08:54.982 "Like a peacock, wherever you walk," 02:08:54.983 --> 02:08:56.817 "Boys look at you and say 'wow.' 02:08:57.442 --> 02:08:58.732 "As if made in Italy," 02:08:58.733 --> 02:08:59.982 "Those eyes are like bullets" 02:08:59.983 --> 02:09:02.399 "And fire shots at heart." 02:09:02.400 --> 02:09:03.899 "You are like a glass statue." 02:09:03.900 --> 02:09:05.066 "Seeing your beauty" 02:09:05.067 --> 02:09:06.774 "Everyone is jealous." 02:09:06.775 --> 02:09:09.232 "Yesterday you went to Patiala to buy a nose ring," 02:09:09.233 --> 02:09:11.729 "How many lakhs did you spend on Gucci?" 02:09:11.730 --> 02:09:14.149 "Top models may try to compete with you," 02:09:14.150 --> 02:09:16.817 "But there is no match for you." 02:09:16.983 --> 02:09:19.441 "Get a red dress stitched and will suit you well." 02:09:19.442 --> 02:09:21.525 "Wear a Punjabi Jutti with a small bells" 02:09:21.983 --> 02:09:24.608 "Give us orders openly." 02:09:24.775 --> 02:09:26.650 "And let our hearts connect with each other." 02:09:26.858 --> 02:09:29.525 "When you apply kohl in your eyes," 02:09:29.650 --> 02:09:31.692 "Boys look at you and say 'wow.'" 02:09:31.900 --> 02:09:34.566 "Like a peacock, wherever you walk," 02:09:34.567 --> 02:09:36.442 "Boys look at you and say 'wow.'" 02:09:47.025 --> 02:09:48.607 "My eyes are rosy." 02:09:48.608 --> 02:09:49.982 "They are intoxicating." 02:09:49.983 --> 02:09:51.941 "I have made people yearn." 02:09:51.942 --> 02:09:53.566 "My wrists are fair." 02:09:53.567 --> 02:09:54.441 "I create havoc." 02:09:54.442 --> 02:09:57.441 "My waist causes devastation. Oh, oh!" 02:09:57.442 --> 02:09:59.857 "Someone calls me queen of flowers and some call me butterfly." 02:09:59.858 --> 02:10:02.274 "Some say I am like lightning in the sky." 02:10:02.275 --> 02:10:07.275 "Whosoever looks at my beauty calls me prettier than angels." 02:10:07.692 --> 02:10:10.149 "Make such a dance step that goes viral." 02:10:10.150 --> 02:10:12.275 "Get a song written by Gill Roy." 02:10:12.567 --> 02:10:15.232 "Dance with heels to the tune." 02:10:15.233 --> 02:10:17.108 "Don't feel shy standing far." 02:10:17.608 --> 02:10:20.357 "When you apply kohl in your eyes," 02:10:20.358 --> 02:10:22.150 "Boys look at you and say 'wow.'" 02:10:22.525 --> 02:10:25.316 "Like a peacock, wherever you walk," 02:10:25.317 --> 02:10:27.150 "Boys look at you and say 'wow.'" 02:10:37.761 --> 02:10:38.624 "Wow!"