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Rubbing the soil of Hrishikesh
on his Hands.

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is Meerut's wrestler Badri,

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who is up against wrestler Loharu
of Hrishikesh in dark red trunks.

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What's this?

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Right after the handshake,
Badri pounces on Loharu.

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Damn.

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He crumples him like a piece
of paper drags him across the dirt.

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That must have hurt.
Curses.

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One, two... and that's three.

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And with that,
Hrishikesh's wrestler Loharu

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is defeated.

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That's Badri's fourth straight win today.

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I've seen enough.

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Looks like only social media wrestlers
are left in Hrishikesh

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Right?

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Total fakes.

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Wrestling isn't their game anymore.

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They've got no strength left at all...

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Now that's amazing.

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Absolutely fantastic.

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That's more like it.

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The rising star of the wrestling world--

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state champion Shivansh Chaturvedi

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Sunny! Sunny! Sunny! Sunny!

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If Badri has the strength of an elephant,

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Sunny has the agility of a cheetah.

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Bravo!

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Well done. This is brilliant.

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And with that,
Sunny slams him to the ground.

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Badri must have cracked all his ribs.

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Har... Har... Mahadev!

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Incredible.

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Give Sunny a thunderous ovation.

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He has made us proud.

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The boy was exceptional.

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Sunny! Sunny! Sunny! Sunny!

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Come and collect your reward,
young man.

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The prize money is Rs. 51,000.

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What are you saying, sir?

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Did I leave my train behind
and come here for the prize money?

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I came here to make Hrishikesh proud.

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Give the reward to Badri.

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Alright.

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You were impressive.

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You should know,
the girls in my college

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ask for your number--

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not mine.

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Listen...

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don't mention girls to me too often.

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Got it?

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Get the tyre pressure checked.

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Yes, brother.

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- And... park the motorcycle at my place.
- Yes, brother.

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Don't take it out for a spin.

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Yes, brother.

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All the best, brother.

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Come back as the national champion.

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Who can stop me?

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Pilot uncle,

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at least drive the bus
at the speed the ticket costs.

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My training starts in Sonipat.

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I'll miss my train.

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Look. Look.

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Brothers and sisters,

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this boy is misbehaving with me.

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What nonsense.

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Unbelievable, Mr. Wrestler--

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What has the world come to?

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Hold my hand.
Why did you let go?

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Hold it.

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Stop this bus right now. Stop it.

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Stop the bus! Stop!

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Of course. Driver, stop the bus.

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Bro, you've built such a massive body,

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but how can your thinking be so petty?

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Not petty, brother—filthy.

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Because of boys like him,

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decent, innocent, naive girls like me

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can't even step out of the house.

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Innocent?

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She was stealing his wallet,

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and now she's playing
the woman card.

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But I still have my wallet.

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Because I caught her red-handed.

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Get him down.

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Listen to me...

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Get him down. Come on.

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Yes, throw him out.

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Get down. Get down.

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Make him get down.

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I am a state champion.

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Stop pushing.

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- Make him get down. Do it now.
- Do I look like a pickpocket?

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Hey, leave me.

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Don't let him go.

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Come on, take him to the police.

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I'll teach you a lesson today.

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Sunny! Sunny! Sunny!

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How could you do something like this
being an athlete?

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Take a good look at this shameless,

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perverted, womanising wrestler.

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Shivansh Chaturvedi, aka Sunny--

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That's his name.

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"Womanising wrestler."

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You've gone viral, son.

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Your reputation is ruined.

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How will you become
a national champion now?

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"Womanising wrestler."

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"Womanising wrestler."

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"Take a good look at this shameless,

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perverted, womanising wrestler."

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"Womanising wrestler."

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"Womanising wrestler."

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(Religious song playing)

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Hi, friends.

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I'm back with a new vlog today.

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Actually, today marks
my mother-in-law's anniversary.

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Although I never met her,

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we celebrate her death
anniversary every year,

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as a ritual, with full pomp,
just like my birthday.

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Take a look.

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Everyone's eating in the backyard.

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Everyone's having their meal--

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Listen... the sweets.
Where are the sweets?

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Can't you see I'm making a vlog?

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You cut in right
in the middle of my reel.

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Pintu.

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- That's Pintu ji—my husband.
- Go call father.

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They're almost done eating.

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Mom...

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You're no longer here—

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no sacred threads,

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no black dot--

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yet no one casts an eye on me.

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No one even glances my way.

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Son...

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Why would anyone look at you?

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In India, for marriage,

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women must be fair
and men must be wise--

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like me.

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But after failing college,

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you dropped out
and took up wrestling.

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This is my last warning to you.

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Shut your commentary

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when I'm talking to mom.

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Your glasses.

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Son, how long will you depend

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on your invisible mother?

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Learn to stand on your own feet.

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Find a girl yourself.

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Elope with her and get married.

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I'll cover all the expenses.

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Listen, I'll foot the entire bill...

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But show me a girl
who's ready to elope with me!

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The Brahmins are sitting
outside at the bhoj.

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and the father and son
won't stop bickering.

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He's telling me to elope and marry.
Says he'll bear the expenses.

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Is that so?

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Well, uncle--

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if you're really generous,

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why not sponsor my wedding?

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I know a girl who'll run away with me--

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Once I clear the IAS
and join LBSNAA.

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Jesus accepted the noose for you.

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He was crucified.

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Yet here you are, skipping studies

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to chase girls.

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Who cares anyway!

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He called.

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-My father?
-Yes.

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He said, "Clear out his room

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and ship him back to Bihar...

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in the general compartment."

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Listen, where are you going?

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Apologise.

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God will punish you. Apologise.

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I should apologise? Me?

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Great.

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Apology or not,

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he's a lost cause.

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this country's gender ratio
is totally skewed.

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Girls are turning into
an 'extinct species'—

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endangered breed.

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The marriageable ones

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all demand a 25-year-old groom,

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graduate, sharp-minded,

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government job secured.

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But... I am a father after all.

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Since you're born of me,

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I must step up for you.

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What do you mean by "born of me"?

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Am I some random pimple?

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You gave birth to me.

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Same difference.

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How is it same?

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Did I send you a friend request
on Facebook

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or text you on WhatsApp,

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"Kindly give birth to me"?

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He seriously thinks he birthed me.

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Rudal.

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Rudal.

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I told you to take father outside

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and you're sitting here
watching the show.

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No, no, I'm coming.

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And what's this?

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You brought the bowl of curd here.

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Brother, it's an all-out war today.

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Neither of them is ready
to lay down their arms.

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Right...

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I took an advance from the office

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for mom's death anniversary rituals.

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My wife's been on her feet all day...

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My little children haven't
eaten a morsel,

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and these two are raising a storm.

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Disgusting!

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Since morning,
your wife's been busy making reels!

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Call her, sister-in-law.

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Your children have been
feasting on sweets.

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Little nephews.

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I've been starving since morning!

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-Brother...
-Younger brother.

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Keep your distance.

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Let's go, Rudal.

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I don't want to stay in this house.

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Patience. Patience, son.

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Patience.

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Patience? Kept it.

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By the way, judging by uncle's mood,

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he won't stop until
he finds a wife for you.

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He'll pick someone just like himself

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who'll make my life hell.

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Where are you going?

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Sunny, listen to--

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Where's my fritter?

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Listen, Sunny,

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Sunny.

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why do you get so angry?

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I don't get angry!

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Ever since that fake news went viral,

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my life has completely derailed.

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I had set out to become
a national champion,

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and now I'm running a shop instead.

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I had to quit wrestling,

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my friends abandoned me.

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Not a single man in this city

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is willing to marry his
daughter to me.

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Do I look like a criminal
or a gangster?

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No.

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I've been watching
for the last two years—

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life has been really hard on you.

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But you should know this...

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You're a good man.

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Many times you paid my rent to uncle

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without his knowledge or mine.

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Always remember,
good things happen to good people.

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Then why is this happening to me?

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Am I not a good man?

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No, no, no, my dear friend--

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Jesus loves you.

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Look at the positive side.

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Okay, let me ask you something.

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Your shop is doing well, isn't it?

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And as for wrestling,

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your house itself is no less
than an arena.

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Every morning you're busy fighting--

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with your father,
your brother, or both.

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When everything
is turning positive,

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you'll find a bride too.

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Have a fritter.

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Good carbohydrates.

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Look, I'm your well-wisher.

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Excuse me.

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How do I get to Hotel Cute?

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-Cute?
-Hotel...

00:14:36.147 --> 00:14:37.772 align:center
I... I... two blocks...

00:14:37.813 --> 00:14:39.563 align:center
No, the back lanes...

00:14:39.772 --> 00:14:40.605 align:center
Where is it?

00:14:40.730 --> 00:14:43.188 align:center
Come on, let's find it together.

00:14:43.480 --> 00:14:44.272 align:center
Thank you.

00:14:45.188 --> 00:14:46.188 align:center
May I?

00:14:50.938 --> 00:14:52.147 align:center
Hotel Cute?

00:14:53.022 --> 00:14:53.938 align:center
It's you.

00:14:56.688 --> 00:14:59.022 align:center
Stop being shy and tell me--

00:14:59.480 --> 00:15:02.397 align:center
you get so nervous
around any girl.

00:15:02.813 --> 00:15:04.022 align:center
How will you get married?

00:15:06.813 --> 00:15:11.188 align:center
I've told my mom to find me a bride
just like you—

00:15:12.355 --> 00:15:13.647 align:center
innocent at heart,

00:15:15.688 --> 00:15:17.397 align:center
reserved by nature,

00:15:19.605 --> 00:15:20.813 align:center
with a pleasant smile,

00:15:23.480 --> 00:15:24.772 align:center
the ideal homemaker.

00:15:24.855 --> 00:15:26.313 align:center
Ginny.

00:16:02.772 --> 00:16:04.855 align:center
Ginny. I love you.

00:16:05.147 --> 00:16:08.355 align:center
Thank you so much for this amazing

00:16:08.438 --> 00:16:10.188 align:center
bachelor party, man.

00:16:11.438 --> 00:16:13.438 align:center
Ginny. You know what...

00:16:13.772 --> 00:16:16.063 align:center
You should also come
with me to Australia.

00:16:16.230 --> 00:16:21.313 align:center
I'll find someone hot, handsome

00:16:21.397 --> 00:16:23.480 align:center
and romantic
for you like Chris.

00:16:23.563 --> 00:16:25.605 align:center
And your life's made, Ginny.

00:16:28.647 --> 00:16:31.980 align:center
Man...honestly,
I have no such desires.

00:16:32.147 --> 00:16:33.022 align:center
Why?

00:16:33.855 --> 00:16:36.355 align:center
I just want a sweet,

00:16:36.438 --> 00:16:38.730 align:center
simple, loyal guy.

00:16:38.813 --> 00:16:40.022 align:center
Point.

00:16:40.480 --> 00:16:42.105 align:center
Don't care if he gives me
gifts or not,

00:16:42.522 --> 00:16:43.730 align:center
but he should give me respect.

00:16:44.563 --> 00:16:46.563 align:center
Birthdays, anniversaries—
he can forget them.

00:16:46.647 --> 00:16:47.730 align:center
I don't care.

00:16:49.772 --> 00:16:52.272 align:center
But...he should care for me.

00:16:52.355 --> 00:16:54.022 align:center
Understands me.

00:16:55.355 --> 00:16:57.855 align:center
I mean...he should be willing
to fight the world for me.

00:16:58.855 --> 00:16:59.897 align:center
Amazing.

00:17:00.355 --> 00:17:04.855 align:center
Whether that guy is
from Australia or Kanpur,

00:17:05.022 --> 00:17:06.188 align:center
I really don't care.

00:17:29.647 --> 00:17:32.188 align:center
(humming)

00:17:32.397 --> 00:17:33.897 align:center
Dear God.

00:17:35.813 --> 00:17:37.355 align:center
Hello.

00:17:37.647 --> 00:17:38.855 align:center
Good morning, uncle Sugreev.

00:17:39.480 --> 00:17:42.022 align:center
Started early today?

00:17:42.147 --> 00:17:43.647 align:center
No, uncle—what?

00:17:43.730 --> 00:17:46.272 align:center
I drank last night
and I'm still high.

00:17:46.438 --> 00:17:47.355 align:center
Same here.

00:17:48.313 --> 00:17:49.063 align:center
So nice.

00:17:49.188 --> 00:17:49.897 align:center
Good morning.

00:17:54.688 --> 00:17:56.688 align:center
Om Namah Shivaay.

00:17:58.147 --> 00:17:59.313 align:center
Yeah, okay.

00:17:59.480 --> 00:18:00.522 align:center
Come in.

00:18:02.563 --> 00:18:03.647 align:center
What?

00:18:04.313 --> 00:18:06.397 align:center
That Sugreev is very irritating.

00:18:06.730 --> 00:18:08.022 align:center
Evict him.

00:18:08.355 --> 00:18:11.355 align:center
People who never get married
end up like him--

00:18:11.522 --> 00:18:12.438 align:center
irritating.

00:18:12.522 --> 00:18:13.355 align:center
Nonsense.

00:18:13.438 --> 00:18:14.230 align:center
Make me a lemon shot.

00:18:14.313 --> 00:18:15.605 align:center
I'll go get changed.

00:18:15.980 --> 00:18:17.688 align:center
Whose wedding card is this?

00:18:18.897 --> 00:18:21.022 align:center
"Sukriti weds Chris."

00:18:21.230 --> 00:18:22.355 align:center
Who is Sukriti?

00:18:24.522 --> 00:18:26.730 align:center
—It's Su...
—Su?

00:18:26.855 --> 00:18:28.730 align:center
But Su is two years younger than you.

00:18:28.980 --> 00:18:29.730 align:center
So what?

00:18:29.855 --> 00:18:32.230 align:center
What does her wedding have
to do with my age?

00:18:32.313 --> 00:18:33.647 align:center
I'm not marrying her.

00:18:33.730 --> 00:18:35.772 align:center
Marry her for all I care.
Just do it,

00:18:35.897 --> 00:18:37.397 align:center
so I can stop worrying.

00:18:38.230 --> 00:18:39.647 align:center
Dear God, Mom.

00:18:39.813 --> 00:18:41.022 align:center
And to think you were
an English teacher

00:18:41.147 --> 00:18:42.272 align:center
in a convent school.

00:18:42.397 --> 00:18:44.188 align:center
You sound like someone
unemployed.

00:18:44.272 --> 00:18:46.105 align:center
I was not just an English teacher.

00:18:46.188 --> 00:18:48.272 align:center
I topped English Honours,

00:18:48.355 --> 00:18:49.980 align:center
then did my M.Ed.

00:18:50.147 --> 00:18:53.022 align:center
And your father was
a Hindi-medium graduate.

00:18:53.230 --> 00:18:56.772 align:center
Yet my family convinced me
to marry him.

00:18:56.855 --> 00:18:57.730 align:center
Why?

00:18:57.980 --> 00:19:00.188 align:center
- Because he had a family business.
-Ah...

00:19:00.313 --> 00:19:01.355 align:center
He had money.

00:19:02.147 --> 00:19:03.188 align:center
Okay.

00:19:03.272 --> 00:19:04.272 align:center
Great advice.

00:19:04.563 --> 00:19:06.397 align:center
So I should marry someone similar--

00:19:06.480 --> 00:19:07.230 align:center
someone rich?

00:19:07.313 --> 00:19:08.480 align:center
No, dear.

00:19:08.563 --> 00:19:11.730 align:center
Marry someone of your own choice,

00:19:11.897 --> 00:19:13.188 align:center
but do get married.

00:19:13.647 --> 00:19:15.230 align:center
Puja is getting married in April.

00:19:15.313 --> 00:19:18.897 align:center
When we go there,
the whole family will pounce on me.

00:19:19.063 --> 00:19:20.397 align:center
"Why was the engagement broken?"

00:19:20.480 --> 00:19:21.938 align:center
"He was such a nice boy."

00:19:22.022 --> 00:19:23.522 align:center
"Find someone else."

00:19:23.730 --> 00:19:24.813 align:center
What will I tell them?

00:19:24.980 --> 00:19:27.063 align:center
What will I tell your father?
Tell me.

00:19:27.147 --> 00:19:29.563 align:center
Relax. I'll talk to dad.

00:19:29.730 --> 00:19:31.438 align:center
To the others, you can say

00:19:31.522 --> 00:19:32.688 align:center
it's hard to find a good boy.

00:19:32.730 --> 00:19:34.147 align:center
She'll marry when she finds one.

00:19:34.313 --> 00:19:35.022 align:center
What happened?

00:19:35.147 --> 00:19:35.980 align:center
Easy.

00:19:36.522 --> 00:19:38.605 align:center
In a few years,

00:19:38.688 --> 00:19:42.022 align:center
your bra size and your age
will be the same.

00:19:42.188 --> 00:19:43.230 align:center
Mom!

00:19:43.313 --> 00:19:44.688 align:center
Three breakups already.

00:19:45.313 --> 00:19:47.022 align:center
One broken engagement.

00:19:47.397 --> 00:19:50.147 align:center
Is there anything left
for me to see?

00:19:50.813 --> 00:19:52.730 align:center
-Mom.
-Dear God.

00:19:59.272 --> 00:20:02.730 align:center
Mom, after that bloody
Vikram episode,

00:20:03.272 --> 00:20:04.980 align:center
all men look the same to me--

00:20:06.147 --> 00:20:08.063 align:center
same talks, same nonsense,

00:20:08.605 --> 00:20:10.272 align:center
same beginning, same end.

00:20:10.355 --> 00:20:11.730 align:center
I can't trust anyone.

00:20:14.647 --> 00:20:18.022 align:center
But if you find a nice guy
by chance,

00:20:18.188 --> 00:20:19.022 align:center
then tell me.

00:20:19.147 --> 00:20:20.605 align:center
We'll talk about marriage.

00:20:20.813 --> 00:20:21.563 align:center
Not just talk--

00:20:21.688 --> 00:20:24.272 align:center
I'll actually get married. Promise.

00:20:25.355 --> 00:20:27.022 align:center
You're trying to avoid me again,
aren't you?

00:20:27.105 --> 00:20:28.730 align:center
Me? What?

00:20:28.897 --> 00:20:29.855 align:center
Go get changed.

00:20:30.730 --> 00:20:31.813 align:center
I'll make your lemon shot.

00:20:31.897 --> 00:20:33.480 align:center
No, no, no. Sit.

00:20:33.563 --> 00:20:34.522 align:center
I'm sober now.

00:20:34.605 --> 00:20:35.480 align:center
I'm going to take a nap.

00:20:35.563 --> 00:20:37.022 align:center
Please don't turn on the TV.

00:21:00.730 --> 00:21:01.980 align:center
Stop here.

00:21:02.897 --> 00:21:04.563 align:center
We'll have to walk to the ghat.

00:21:06.313 --> 00:21:07.272 align:center
Come.

00:21:10.063 --> 00:21:11.022 align:center
Okay, uncle.

00:21:12.022 --> 00:21:13.063 align:center
Sunny,

00:21:14.063 --> 00:21:16.230 align:center
whatever the astrologer says,
just nod along.

00:21:16.313 --> 00:21:17.230 align:center
Okay.

00:21:17.438 --> 00:21:19.605 align:center
He brings excellent proposals.

00:21:20.730 --> 00:21:22.022 align:center
Get down, brother.

00:21:22.147 --> 00:21:23.355 align:center
I'm losing my fare.

00:21:23.438 --> 00:21:25.272 align:center
Hey, Sunny.

00:21:26.813 --> 00:21:28.313 align:center
Sunny, I'm stuck.

00:21:28.522 --> 00:21:31.355 align:center
-Don't touch me.
-I told you not to sit here.

00:21:31.438 --> 00:21:32.980 align:center
This seat is for children.
You'll get stuck.

00:21:33.188 --> 00:21:34.522 align:center
Leave me. Leave me.

00:21:35.605 --> 00:21:36.813 align:center
Oh, Lord. Forgive them.
They don't know what they're doing.

00:21:39.772 --> 00:21:42.605 align:center
We're fun-loving,
food-loving people.

00:21:42.730 --> 00:21:43.647 align:center
Same to same.

00:21:43.730 --> 00:21:46.272 align:center
Wow! Even I like to drink.

00:21:46.980 --> 00:21:49.897 align:center
No, no—she means tea.

00:21:50.105 --> 00:21:52.397 align:center
She loves drinking tea.

00:21:52.605 --> 00:21:54.688 align:center
She has half a dozen cups a day,

00:21:54.730 --> 00:21:56.730 align:center
just like her father.

00:21:56.772 --> 00:21:57.897 align:center
Family trait.

00:21:58.022 --> 00:21:59.605 align:center
Brother passed from it.

00:21:59.730 --> 00:22:01.730 align:center
-Tea overdose?
-No, no—diabetes.

00:22:01.855 --> 00:22:03.855 align:center
His life had only and only sugar.
Overflowing.

00:22:03.980 --> 00:22:04.730 align:center
I see.

00:22:05.063 --> 00:22:07.313 align:center
He ran a sugar shop

00:22:07.397 --> 00:22:09.605 align:center
in the local market, actually.

00:22:10.272 --> 00:22:11.522 align:center
Sir...

00:22:12.563 --> 00:22:16.980 align:center
-We don't want any dowry.
-Yes.

00:22:17.063 --> 00:22:22.147 align:center
Just find a girl for my son...alive.

00:22:22.605 --> 00:22:23.647 align:center
I mean...

00:22:23.730 --> 00:22:27.022 align:center
He is neither educated,
no steady job,

00:22:27.605 --> 00:22:28.980 align:center
He also has a bad reputation.

00:22:29.063 --> 00:22:33.105 align:center
He's like the banyan tree
in your ancestral haveli.

00:22:33.355 --> 00:22:35.230 align:center
to uproot him,

00:22:35.355 --> 00:22:37.813 align:center
you'll have to pay dowry.

00:22:37.897 --> 00:22:38.813 align:center
Pay dowry?

00:22:38.897 --> 00:22:41.730 align:center
Yes. At least ten million.

00:22:41.813 --> 00:22:44.147 align:center
Son, you're not having anything.

00:22:44.272 --> 00:22:45.730 align:center
Have some Banta.

00:22:45.813 --> 00:22:48.647 align:center
Only if mom tells me to.

00:22:49.147 --> 00:22:52.022 align:center
-Golu, take it.
-Yes, mom.

00:22:54.105 --> 00:22:57.938 align:center
Don't drink this black soft drink.

00:22:58.272 --> 00:23:00.147 align:center
Your skin's fair as fair notebook—

00:23:00.230 --> 00:23:02.188 align:center
this'll rough it up like old notebook.

00:23:02.355 --> 00:23:03.522 align:center
Yes.

00:23:03.688 --> 00:23:04.647 align:center
Exactly.

00:23:05.313 --> 00:23:06.522 align:center
Sorry, aunty.

00:23:06.897 --> 00:23:08.188 align:center
Aunty?

00:23:08.397 --> 00:23:09.480 align:center
Sorry.

00:23:09.563 --> 00:23:10.563 align:center
Come on, Golu.

00:23:10.647 --> 00:23:13.688 align:center
What use is this educated,
working woman to you?

00:23:13.813 --> 00:23:15.605 align:center
We want someone to run the house,

00:23:15.688 --> 00:23:17.522 align:center
not a coaching centre.

00:23:18.105 --> 00:23:19.480 align:center
Keep the sweets down.

00:23:21.647 --> 00:23:23.522 align:center
"Only if mom tells me to."

00:23:23.688 --> 00:23:25.105 align:center
Bloody mama's boy.

00:23:25.313 --> 00:23:26.980 align:center
Come on, your time's up.
Get lost.

00:23:27.105 --> 00:23:28.188 align:center
-Come on.
-This food...

00:23:28.355 --> 00:23:30.438 align:center
it's worse than this girl.

00:23:30.563 --> 00:23:31.230 align:center
Hello, aunty.

00:23:31.313 --> 00:23:32.272 align:center
You can call me bad,

00:23:32.355 --> 00:23:34.688 align:center
but don't call the food of
Chandni Chowk bad.

00:23:34.730 --> 00:23:35.605 align:center
Get lost.

00:23:35.688 --> 00:23:36.438 align:center
We're going, we're going.

00:23:36.522 --> 00:23:37.813 align:center
-Come on, Golu. Stand up.
-Pushpa.

00:23:37.897 --> 00:23:38.980 align:center
- What are you doing?
- Get lost.

00:23:39.063 --> 00:23:40.855 align:center
Do I have to tell you separately?

00:23:40.980 --> 00:23:41.772 align:center
Come on.

00:23:41.897 --> 00:23:43.605 align:center
Already dreaming about the wedding?

00:23:43.688 --> 00:23:45.230 align:center
-Come on.
-Sorry. Sorry.

00:23:45.313 --> 00:23:47.397 align:center
Get going. Come on, leave.
I said let's go.

00:23:47.522 --> 00:23:48.355 align:center
We are leaving.

00:23:48.438 --> 00:23:50.147 align:center
-Get lost.
-You get lost.

00:23:50.272 --> 00:23:52.313 align:center
It's a good thing he
didn't marry you.

00:23:52.688 --> 00:23:53.522 align:center
Quiet. Get lost.

00:23:53.605 --> 00:23:55.647 align:center
No one is ever going to marry you.
Wait and watch.

00:23:56.522 --> 00:23:58.397 align:center
If you want a good girl for him,

00:23:58.730 --> 00:24:01.855 align:center
tell him to observe fasts
on sixteen Mondays

00:24:02.147 --> 00:24:05.730 align:center
and make him eat curd
and sugar every Friday

00:24:05.855 --> 00:24:07.313 align:center
-on an empty stomach.
-Yes, yes.

00:24:07.397 --> 00:24:10.313 align:center
I will never observe a fast.

00:24:10.480 --> 00:24:11.855 align:center
Come on, do it.

00:24:13.688 --> 00:24:14.688 align:center
What took you so long?

00:24:14.730 --> 00:24:16.730 align:center
-I got stuck in the rickshaw.
-Rickshaw?

00:24:16.772 --> 00:24:18.063 align:center
They had to break it to get me out.

00:24:21.313 --> 00:24:22.980 align:center
I'll observe the fast, okay.

00:24:23.480 --> 00:24:26.313 align:center
And I'll make him eat the curd
with a little sugar.

00:24:26.397 --> 00:24:27.897 align:center
Will he get married then?

00:24:35.355 --> 00:24:39.397 align:center
The kundali has changed
algorithm,

00:24:39.480 --> 00:24:44.188 align:center
Dreams knotted tight—like
chewing gum stuck in my hair.

00:24:52.188 --> 00:24:55.772 align:center
The kundali has changed
algorithm,

00:24:55.855 --> 00:24:59.563 align:center
Dreams knotted tight—like
chewing gum stuck in my hair.

00:24:59.647 --> 00:25:01.522 align:center
Fasts on Mondays,

00:25:01.605 --> 00:25:03.438 align:center
yoga every morning,

00:25:03.522 --> 00:25:08.313 align:center
yet I see no gains.

00:25:10.647 --> 00:25:14.813 align:center
And the world says my luck is cursed.

00:25:14.897 --> 00:25:16.688 align:center
Have some sugar and curd,

00:25:16.730 --> 00:25:18.813 align:center
because my luck is cursed.

00:25:18.897 --> 00:25:20.605 align:center
Every heart longs for it,

00:25:20.688 --> 00:25:22.688 align:center
so why doesn't the collab happen?

00:25:22.730 --> 00:25:27.688 align:center
And the world says my luck is cursed.

00:25:45.188 --> 00:25:46.855 align:center
This is grief ultra...

00:25:47.188 --> 00:25:48.897 align:center
This is grief ultra...

00:25:49.480 --> 00:25:53.355 align:center
This is grief ultra pro max...

00:25:53.438 --> 00:26:01.688 align:center
On the plate of fate are served
tasteless snacks.

00:26:01.855 --> 00:26:05.730 align:center
It's come to a point where AI
feels like our last hope.

00:26:05.897 --> 00:26:09.063 align:center
Asking ChatGPT for a caption.

00:26:09.147 --> 00:26:11.063 align:center
Asking for a caption.

00:26:11.147 --> 00:26:13.438 align:center
Give us something catchy.

00:26:13.522 --> 00:26:15.438 align:center
Observed fasts on Mondays,

00:26:15.522 --> 00:26:17.355 align:center
yoga every morning,

00:26:17.438 --> 00:26:21.855 align:center
yet I see no gains.

00:26:22.480 --> 00:26:26.855 align:center
And the world says my luck is cursed.

00:26:27.022 --> 00:26:28.605 align:center
Have some sugar and curd,

00:26:28.730 --> 00:26:30.688 align:center
because my luck is cursed.

00:26:30.730 --> 00:26:34.897 align:center
And the world says my luck is cursed.

00:26:35.022 --> 00:26:36.647 align:center
Have some sugar and curd,

00:26:36.730 --> 00:26:38.688 align:center
because my luck is cursed.

00:26:38.730 --> 00:26:42.688 align:center
So why doesn't the collab happen?

00:26:42.730 --> 00:26:46.980 align:center
And the world says my luck is cursed.

00:26:47.897 --> 00:26:50.813 align:center
And the world says my luck is cursed.

00:26:54.855 --> 00:26:56.647 align:center
Have some curd and rice,

00:26:56.730 --> 00:27:00.480 align:center
because my luck is cursed.

00:27:03.730 --> 00:27:07.313 align:center
Uncle, the money you spent trying
to find him a bride

00:27:07.605 --> 00:27:10.230 align:center
was enough to fund
a community wedding.

00:27:10.355 --> 00:27:12.688 align:center
It's not about the money.

00:27:13.063 --> 00:27:16.813 align:center
My reputation was ruined
because of his deeds.

00:27:17.022 --> 00:27:19.105 align:center
Oh, Jesus—reputation!

00:27:19.813 --> 00:27:21.147 align:center
If you really had a reputation,

00:27:21.230 --> 00:27:22.897 align:center
I'd have been married by now.

00:27:23.397 --> 00:27:24.730 align:center
I must have committed some sins

00:27:24.772 --> 00:27:26.772 align:center
to get a father like him.

00:27:26.855 --> 00:27:27.688 align:center
Father?

00:27:27.730 --> 00:27:29.188 align:center
Yes, son—your father.

00:27:29.730 --> 00:27:32.230 align:center
I can get you married in a snap.

00:27:32.313 --> 00:27:33.438 align:center
-Really?
-Yes.

00:27:33.730 --> 00:27:36.605 align:center
Just do what the astrologer said.

00:27:37.313 --> 00:27:39.605 align:center
Keep the fast for sixteen Mondays.

00:27:41.813 --> 00:27:43.980 align:center
I will never keep a fast.

00:27:44.522 --> 00:27:46.147 align:center
Sunny, please do it.

00:27:46.230 --> 00:27:47.772 align:center
I won't eat fritters in front of you.

00:27:47.897 --> 00:27:49.730 align:center
But...

00:27:49.855 --> 00:27:51.813 align:center
Listen to me...

00:27:52.522 --> 00:27:54.772 align:center
If you don't want to fast, then don't.

00:27:55.022 --> 00:27:56.563 align:center
But...

00:27:58.647 --> 00:27:59.730 align:center
you'll have to lie.

00:28:00.397 --> 00:28:01.230 align:center
A small one.

00:28:05.355 --> 00:28:06.188 align:center
What?

00:28:07.063 --> 00:28:08.438 align:center
You have a problem with that too?

00:28:08.522 --> 00:28:10.605 align:center
Conflicted man. Unbelievable.

00:28:12.188 --> 00:28:14.688 align:center
Do you know, most marriages here

00:28:14.772 --> 00:28:17.147 align:center
happen on lies?

00:28:18.563 --> 00:28:21.480 align:center
Truth only leads to divorce.

00:28:21.563 --> 00:28:23.563 align:center
Speaking from personal experience.

00:28:24.563 --> 00:28:26.813 align:center
Yours? What experience?

00:28:28.397 --> 00:28:30.522 align:center
When you were seven,

00:28:30.605 --> 00:28:33.563 align:center
your father and I took you to Appu Ghar.

00:28:34.397 --> 00:28:36.647 align:center
Sitting on the roller coaster

00:28:36.980 --> 00:28:40.022 align:center
reminded me of my college romance.

00:28:40.730 --> 00:28:43.980 align:center
Out of guilt,
I confessed to your father.

00:28:44.730 --> 00:28:46.230 align:center
Oh God...

00:28:46.563 --> 00:28:49.397 align:center
-Then.
-And then our divorce was finalised.

00:28:50.022 --> 00:28:53.438 align:center
But thank God your father...

00:28:53.772 --> 00:28:55.022 align:center
passed away.

00:28:56.438 --> 00:28:58.438 align:center
Otherwise I'd be called a divorcee,

00:28:58.522 --> 00:29:00.313 align:center
not Mrs. Goenka.

00:29:00.397 --> 00:29:02.522 align:center
Why didn't you tell me
this earlier, Mom?

00:29:02.605 --> 00:29:04.730 align:center
Why didn't you offer me
a drink earlier?

00:29:06.063 --> 00:29:07.355 align:center
Tell you what, Ginny...

00:29:07.980 --> 00:29:09.522 align:center
after he was gone,

00:29:10.230 --> 00:29:11.730 align:center
I realised—

00:29:12.022 --> 00:29:14.480 align:center
to live life fully,

00:29:14.855 --> 00:29:17.188 align:center
you need a partner.

00:29:17.980 --> 00:29:21.605 align:center
Listen to me, dear. Get married.

00:29:21.730 --> 00:29:23.147 align:center
But who should I marry?

00:29:23.688 --> 00:29:24.688 align:center
Did we find anyone decent?

00:29:24.772 --> 00:29:26.313 align:center
We've searched so long—

00:29:26.855 --> 00:29:28.563 align:center
all we found were jokers.

00:29:33.605 --> 00:29:35.480 align:center
I wasn't this hopeless

00:29:35.563 --> 00:29:39.522 align:center
even when that bloody
Vikram Gupta dumped me.

00:29:47.730 --> 00:29:49.522 align:center
He took me to dinner,

00:29:50.730 --> 00:29:52.980 align:center
booked a hotel room,

00:29:53.730 --> 00:29:55.730 align:center
ordered champagne,

00:29:56.272 --> 00:29:59.188 align:center
made the first move—

00:30:00.772 --> 00:30:02.813 align:center
and then judged my character.

00:30:04.147 --> 00:30:08.105 align:center
As if he was testing me,
and I failed.

00:30:12.563 --> 00:30:14.063 align:center
We were engaged.

00:30:15.313 --> 00:30:17.063 align:center
The wedding was next week—

00:30:18.105 --> 00:30:19.397 align:center
seven days.

00:30:20.022 --> 00:30:22.730 align:center
I know, dear. I know.

00:30:26.230 --> 00:30:27.355 align:center
Listen,

00:30:28.730 --> 00:30:31.063 align:center
I have an idea

00:30:33.772 --> 00:30:35.897 align:center
that can fix everything.

00:30:36.938 --> 00:30:40.647 align:center
But we'll have to...

00:30:42.313 --> 00:30:44.688 align:center
tell a small lie.

00:30:46.813 --> 00:30:47.730 align:center
Should I?

00:30:50.938 --> 00:30:51.813 align:center
I don't know.

00:30:57.980 --> 00:30:59.230 align:center
Madam, the money.

00:31:03.355 --> 00:31:05.105 align:center
Oh yes—sorry.

00:31:05.313 --> 00:31:08.605 align:center
Uncle, think about your teen age.

00:31:08.897 --> 00:31:10.522 align:center
I'll take the matrimonial column.

00:31:10.688 --> 00:31:13.938 align:center
You read the obituaries, okay?

00:31:17.730 --> 00:31:21.813 align:center
"She must be extremely fair
and obedient."

00:31:22.022 --> 00:31:25.313 align:center
"Non-smoker, non-feminist,
good cook."

00:31:25.397 --> 00:31:28.980 align:center
"No Facebook, Instagram,
Twitter or TikTok."

00:31:29.105 --> 00:31:31.730 align:center
"And 100% virgin."

00:31:32.022 --> 00:31:33.355 align:center
What nonsense!

00:31:34.105 --> 00:31:37.813 align:center
What does he mean by 100% virgin?

00:31:38.480 --> 00:31:40.230 align:center
Is he looking for a wife or olive oil?

00:31:40.855 --> 00:31:42.313 align:center
Disgusting.

00:31:43.605 --> 00:31:45.272 align:center
"The strongman of Prayagraj,

00:31:45.438 --> 00:31:47.522 align:center
Durjan Singh ji, seeks an educated,

00:31:47.605 --> 00:31:50.688 align:center
sophisticated live-in son-in-law
for his only daughter.

00:31:52.730 --> 00:31:55.230 align:center
Note: Network marketing
people must not apply.

00:31:55.438 --> 00:31:57.147 align:center
If caught, you will be shot."

00:31:59.563 --> 00:32:00.522 align:center
Call your mom.

00:32:00.605 --> 00:32:01.730 align:center
That knocked the wind out of me.

00:32:01.772 --> 00:32:04.188 align:center
My whole system is shaken.

00:32:04.313 --> 00:32:06.772 align:center
Thank God I didn't join
network marketing, Mishra.

00:32:06.855 --> 00:32:07.563 align:center
-Rudal.
-Yes.

00:32:07.647 --> 00:32:08.647 align:center
Call them immediately.

00:32:08.730 --> 00:32:10.230 align:center
Tell them to come take Sunny at once.

00:32:10.730 --> 00:32:12.688 align:center
Prayag is his mother's home.

00:32:12.813 --> 00:32:13.730 align:center
Okay.

00:32:13.980 --> 00:32:15.730 align:center
What do you mean, come take me?

00:32:15.813 --> 00:32:17.147 align:center
Am I a piece of furniture?

00:32:17.230 --> 00:32:18.730 align:center
You are a piece of furniture, son.

00:32:19.022 --> 00:32:20.688 align:center
I spent a fortune on an ad

00:32:20.730 --> 00:32:23.438 align:center
in an English newspaper—

00:32:23.647 --> 00:32:24.772 align:center
not a single call.

00:32:28.897 --> 00:32:33.688 align:center
"A homely maiden wanted
for a Hrishikesh-based,

00:32:33.855 --> 00:32:36.355 align:center
well-settled, well-educated,

00:32:36.522 --> 00:32:39.105 align:center
handsome young dynamic entrepreneur

00:32:39.188 --> 00:32:42.022 align:center
with his own office
in IT Park, Dehradun.

00:32:42.188 --> 00:32:43.522 align:center
Caste no bar.

00:32:43.772 --> 00:32:45.730 align:center
Education not required.

00:32:45.855 --> 00:32:47.397 align:center
Dowry not needed.

00:32:47.480 --> 00:32:50.855 align:center
This motherless child seeks only love."

00:32:51.063 --> 00:32:52.855 align:center
Too good to be true.

00:32:53.022 --> 00:32:55.480 align:center
Hot property. Prime location.

00:32:55.605 --> 00:32:57.105 align:center
No mother-in-law either.

00:32:57.397 --> 00:32:59.480 align:center
Before someone else grabs him—

00:32:59.563 --> 00:33:01.647 align:center
-Let's try.
-Yes, of course.

00:33:01.772 --> 00:33:03.438 align:center
Spend your entire retirement fund

00:33:03.522 --> 00:33:05.563 align:center
on his engagement and wedding—

00:33:05.688 --> 00:33:07.605 align:center
-leave nothing for our children.
-Right.

00:33:07.730 --> 00:33:08.730 align:center
-Daughter-in-law...
-Yes?

00:33:08.813 --> 00:33:11.022 align:center
If your son is worthless,
why hoard wealth?

00:33:11.188 --> 00:33:13.897 align:center
If your son is worthy,
why hoard wealth?

00:33:14.438 --> 00:33:17.105 align:center
-Stop lecturing me.
-Yes.

00:33:17.313 --> 00:33:18.272 align:center
Who is it?

00:33:18.688 --> 00:33:20.355 align:center
-Hello.
-Hello,

00:33:21.230 --> 00:33:22.563 align:center
calling from Delhi.

00:33:22.688 --> 00:33:24.022 align:center
Delhi? Who?

00:33:24.188 --> 00:33:26.730 align:center
You placed a matrimonial ad,
didn't you?

00:33:26.772 --> 00:33:29.188 align:center
What ad?
Do we have relatives in Delhi?

00:33:29.272 --> 00:33:30.105 align:center
Of course not.

00:33:30.188 --> 00:33:32.272 align:center
We have no relatives there. Hang up.

00:33:32.688 --> 00:33:34.188 align:center
I must have dialled
the wrong number.

00:33:34.313 --> 00:33:36.730 align:center
Stop enjoying the show, Rudal—
stop him.

00:33:36.813 --> 00:33:38.813 align:center
Why would I place an ad?
Am I a printing press?

00:33:39.730 --> 00:33:40.730 align:center
He--

00:33:40.897 --> 00:33:42.188 align:center
Pardon me.

00:33:42.980 --> 00:33:46.313 align:center
There's a madman
in our neighbourhood.

00:33:46.522 --> 00:33:47.980 align:center
Totally nuts.

00:33:48.105 --> 00:33:51.730 align:center
He barges into houses
and talks nonsense.

00:33:53.272 --> 00:33:54.772 align:center
I see.

00:33:54.897 --> 00:33:56.605 align:center
Dear God--

00:33:56.897 --> 00:33:58.855 align:center
-he's calling you mad.
-Please continue.

00:33:59.022 --> 00:34:00.647 align:center
Weren't you looking for a girl?

00:34:00.730 --> 00:34:02.730 align:center
I earn the highest in this family—

00:34:02.897 --> 00:34:04.855 align:center
from my government job.

00:34:04.980 --> 00:34:07.147 align:center
Do I look mad? Do I?

00:34:07.272 --> 00:34:08.188 align:center
Where are you going, you lunatic?

00:34:08.272 --> 00:34:10.772 align:center
-Do I look mad?
-Yes, you do.

00:34:10.980 --> 00:34:12.980 align:center
You fake IAS--

00:34:13.313 --> 00:34:15.063 align:center
-Leave him!
-Yes, I'm looking--

00:34:17.313 --> 00:34:20.438 align:center
for my son Shivansh.

00:34:21.688 --> 00:34:22.730 align:center
Grab him from behind.

00:34:23.147 --> 00:34:27.813 align:center
But will your daughter adjust
in Hrishikesh?

00:34:29.313 --> 00:34:31.980 align:center
Whether Hrishikesh or Delhi,

00:34:32.105 --> 00:34:35.063 align:center
she sits at home all day,

00:34:35.147 --> 00:34:36.397 align:center
watching YouTube,

00:34:36.480 --> 00:34:40.730 align:center
learning new recipes
and cooking for me.

00:34:40.813 --> 00:34:42.855 align:center
That's her routine.

00:34:44.188 --> 00:34:45.855 align:center
Does she know how to use YouTube?

00:34:47.897 --> 00:34:48.813 align:center
Hey...

00:34:49.230 --> 00:34:52.605 align:center
Is your video still on YouTube?

00:34:53.397 --> 00:34:56.063 align:center
Hello?
I can't hear you.

00:34:56.230 --> 00:34:58.605 align:center
I won't listen at all...

00:34:58.938 --> 00:34:59.688 align:center
Be quiet.

00:34:59.730 --> 00:35:00.688 align:center
I understand everything.

00:35:00.855 --> 00:35:04.647 align:center
I think they want a less-educated,
homely girl.

00:35:05.147 --> 00:35:06.772 align:center
Call Ayodhya uncle right now.

00:35:06.855 --> 00:35:08.230 align:center
Leave him.

00:35:08.355 --> 00:35:09.855 align:center
No, Mrs. Sarika--

00:35:10.022 --> 00:35:12.730 align:center
you don't know my wife.
She's dangerous.

00:35:12.813 --> 00:35:15.272 align:center
-I know everything.
-How do you know?

00:35:15.355 --> 00:35:17.813 align:center
Even I don't know her fully.

00:35:17.897 --> 00:35:20.897 align:center
Put in some effort yourself.

00:35:21.105 --> 00:35:22.522 align:center
This is your last chance.

00:35:22.730 --> 00:35:25.105 align:center
I'll take my share.

00:35:26.063 --> 00:35:27.022 align:center
God...

00:35:27.897 --> 00:35:32.397 align:center
So—YouTube...

00:35:32.480 --> 00:35:36.313 align:center
Everyone knows YouTube now.

00:35:36.563 --> 00:35:39.313 align:center
Since 5G became unlimited,

00:35:39.563 --> 00:35:40.855 align:center
even I use it.

00:35:41.480 --> 00:35:42.980 align:center
Take whatever you want,

00:35:43.230 --> 00:35:44.855 align:center
just get me married.

00:35:45.480 --> 00:35:47.563 align:center
If she uses YouTube,

00:35:47.897 --> 00:35:49.730 align:center
she must use WhatsApp too.

00:35:49.813 --> 00:35:51.855 align:center
-WhatsApp?
-What happened?

00:35:52.022 --> 00:35:53.563 align:center
She's in the kitchen.

00:35:53.647 --> 00:35:55.772 align:center
Let me check and call you back.

00:35:57.147 --> 00:36:00.647 align:center
Women today may not run a house,

00:36:00.855 --> 00:36:02.897 align:center
but they run WhatsApp.

00:36:05.480 --> 00:36:06.605 align:center
Absolutely true.

00:36:06.730 --> 00:36:09.272 align:center
I make my own content
and earn money, father.

00:36:09.355 --> 00:36:11.105 align:center
Whether I drive a Mercedes or a mobile,

00:36:11.188 --> 00:36:12.480 align:center
what is it to you?

00:36:12.647 --> 00:36:14.230 align:center
Fight to the death for all I care.

00:36:14.313 --> 00:36:18.605 align:center
Just WhatsApp a photo—

00:36:19.730 --> 00:36:22.230 align:center
I mean your daughter's photo.

00:36:22.897 --> 00:36:24.730 align:center
Absolutely.

00:36:25.522 --> 00:36:26.730 align:center
Goodbye.

00:36:30.647 --> 00:36:31.647 align:center
He bit me!

00:36:31.730 --> 00:36:32.730 align:center
Goodbye.

00:36:32.855 --> 00:36:33.647 align:center
Be quiet.

00:36:35.772 --> 00:36:37.688 align:center
Rudal—

00:36:37.855 --> 00:36:40.563 align:center
call the mason.

00:36:40.730 --> 00:36:41.897 align:center
Okay.

00:36:42.063 --> 00:36:44.605 align:center
-The girl's family is coming from Delhi.
-Okay.

00:36:44.688 --> 00:36:47.730 align:center
Get the house cleaned

00:36:47.813 --> 00:36:51.772 align:center
and install a Western commode.

00:36:52.147 --> 00:36:54.188 align:center
Move—I've got work.

00:36:54.522 --> 00:36:55.688 align:center
Come on. Get up.

00:36:58.730 --> 00:37:00.147 align:center
Curses.

00:37:02.730 --> 00:37:04.938 align:center
Uncle, you may be King Dashrath,

00:37:05.022 --> 00:37:06.980 align:center
but your son is Hiranyakashyap.

00:37:07.063 --> 00:37:09.313 align:center
This is my open warning,

00:37:09.480 --> 00:37:13.105 align:center
give us our property share
before the wedding

00:37:13.188 --> 00:37:14.605 align:center
and write a will,

00:37:14.730 --> 00:37:16.855 align:center
or I'll ruin everything like this.

00:37:17.063 --> 00:37:19.147 align:center
I'll crush your dreams—

00:37:19.272 --> 00:37:20.147 align:center
you'll writhe like worms.

00:37:20.230 --> 00:37:22.980 align:center
And Chote—

00:37:23.272 --> 00:37:25.605 align:center
remember uncle's first wife?

00:37:25.730 --> 00:37:27.022 align:center
She was from Delhi too.

00:37:27.230 --> 00:37:28.980 align:center
Ran away with the servant

00:37:29.063 --> 00:37:31.438 align:center
with all the cash and jewellery.

00:37:31.605 --> 00:37:35.730 align:center
Don't swallow limestone
thinking it's curd.

00:37:36.355 --> 00:37:38.980 align:center
First a girl cast her eye on him.

00:37:39.480 --> 00:37:40.772 align:center
and the whole Lanka is burning.

00:37:40.855 --> 00:37:42.313 align:center
-Lanka?
-Go on—burn it.

00:37:42.647 --> 00:37:43.313 align:center
Everyone has a problem with me.

00:37:43.438 --> 00:37:46.563 align:center
Patience, son. Patience.

00:37:46.730 --> 00:37:49.272 align:center
Kept that patience.

00:37:49.355 --> 00:37:51.522 align:center
At least I won't need a bath today.

00:37:52.397 --> 00:37:55.522 align:center
I'm drenched from head to toe.

00:38:02.897 --> 00:38:04.022 align:center
See...

00:38:05.522 --> 00:38:08.563 align:center
It's a miracle... isn't it?

00:38:10.813 --> 00:38:12.813 align:center
Mahadev finally heard my mom's request.

00:38:15.063 --> 00:38:16.730 align:center
She's just like her.

00:38:18.730 --> 00:38:19.688 align:center
Rascal...

00:38:20.147 --> 00:38:23.063 align:center
It's like winning the jackpot
without buying a ticket.

00:38:24.730 --> 00:38:27.147 align:center
No... these are tears of joy.

00:38:29.522 --> 00:38:30.438 align:center
Listen...

00:38:30.855 --> 00:38:33.647 align:center
You have to look the part uncle

00:38:33.855 --> 00:38:35.397 align:center
wrote about you in the newspaper.

00:38:36.688 --> 00:38:37.605 align:center
Well settled?

00:38:38.438 --> 00:38:39.480 align:center
Well educated?

00:38:40.980 --> 00:38:41.897 align:center
Handsome?

00:38:42.563 --> 00:38:44.105 align:center
Handsome you are.

00:38:50.188 --> 00:38:57.730 align:center
Once love begins to make sense,

00:38:57.897 --> 00:39:02.688 align:center
nothing else does.

00:39:02.772 --> 00:39:07.730 align:center
When you find love, you find God.

00:39:08.063 --> 00:39:13.730 align:center
Heed this wisdom of Bulleh Shah...

00:39:14.022 --> 00:39:18.730 align:center
heed it well.

00:39:31.022 --> 00:39:37.022 align:center
Since I found you,
the world has become mine.

00:39:37.105 --> 00:39:42.647 align:center
Stay with me always —
I'll lay everything at your feet.

00:39:42.813 --> 00:39:48.730 align:center
You are my essence, my existence,
the thrill in every breath.

00:39:48.813 --> 00:39:51.813 align:center
With you is where I belong, forever.

00:39:51.897 --> 00:39:54.813 align:center
You are my whole world.

00:39:54.897 --> 00:40:00.772 align:center
Your name is on my lips day and night,
in my prayers.

00:40:01.022 --> 00:40:06.688 align:center
You are the one I ask
of God in my prayers.

00:40:07.022 --> 00:40:12.605 align:center
Your name is on my lips day and night,
in my prayers.

00:40:13.147 --> 00:40:18.355 align:center
You are the one I ask
of God in my prayers.

00:40:34.730 --> 00:40:40.730 align:center
Let every day feel like
a hundred days,

00:40:40.897 --> 00:40:46.105 align:center
every night like a hundred nights.

00:40:46.938 --> 00:40:52.730 align:center
Be mine, and I'll be yours —

00:40:52.980 --> 00:40:57.772 align:center
that is all I ask.

00:40:58.230 --> 00:41:04.230 align:center
The life I lived without you
was still yours.

00:41:04.313 --> 00:41:10.730 align:center
Every devotion before
you was meant for you.

00:41:10.855 --> 00:41:13.730 align:center
You are my present, my future,

00:41:13.813 --> 00:41:16.772 align:center
you live in my every moment.

00:41:16.980 --> 00:41:22.813 align:center
I will never let distance come near you.

00:41:22.897 --> 00:41:28.897 align:center
Your name is on my lips day and night,
in my prayers.

00:41:29.022 --> 00:41:34.730 align:center
You are the one I ask
of God in my prayers.

00:41:35.063 --> 00:41:47.522 align:center
I chant your name...

00:41:47.855 --> 00:42:00.355 align:center
you are the one I ask of God.

00:42:01.272 --> 00:42:04.230 align:center
So, what do you do, Mr. Shivansh?

00:42:05.438 --> 00:42:08.522 align:center
I am a... entre...

00:42:09.480 --> 00:42:10.355 align:center
Entre?

00:42:10.980 --> 00:42:11.730 align:center
Entre?

00:42:14.730 --> 00:42:15.855 align:center
prenuer?

00:42:16.813 --> 00:42:18.272 align:center
I am an entrepreneur.

00:42:19.188 --> 00:42:20.188 align:center
I am an entrepreneur.

00:42:20.272 --> 00:42:21.147 align:center
Keep practising.

00:42:21.397 --> 00:42:22.730 align:center
I am an entrepreneur.

00:42:23.438 --> 00:42:25.063 align:center
-I am an entrepreneur.
-Great.

00:42:25.230 --> 00:42:27.397 align:center
Oh wow, I lost two kilos.

00:42:28.063 --> 00:42:29.813 align:center
Uncle-aunty...

00:42:30.522 --> 00:42:31.688 align:center
—Greetings.
—God bless you.

00:42:31.730 --> 00:42:32.563 align:center
Come in.

00:42:33.063 --> 00:42:34.397 align:center
Maintain that elastic flexibility
in your walk,

00:42:34.480 --> 00:42:35.897 align:center
and your video will become viral.

00:42:36.022 --> 00:42:37.063 align:center
I will make it.
Come in.

00:42:37.147 --> 00:42:38.188 align:center
Give that to me.

00:42:39.480 --> 00:42:40.772 align:center
Brother.

00:42:41.313 --> 00:42:42.397 align:center
You? All of a sudden?

00:42:43.188 --> 00:42:44.188 align:center
Greetings.

00:42:46.355 --> 00:42:49.230 align:center
Your face... is glowing, Chote.

00:42:49.772 --> 00:42:51.397 align:center
Got a facial done, didn't you?

00:42:55.022 --> 00:42:57.688 align:center
Come on, brother.
You are too much.

00:42:58.022 --> 00:43:00.105 align:center
This is not facial.

00:43:00.313 --> 00:43:01.355 align:center
Just some dry fruits, yoga

00:43:01.605 --> 00:43:02.897 align:center
and breathing exercises.

00:43:03.022 --> 00:43:04.897 align:center
And the effect is in front of you.

00:43:05.438 --> 00:43:06.772 align:center
And you say this is facial...

00:43:07.438 --> 00:43:09.022 align:center
Oh, God.

00:43:09.313 --> 00:43:11.313 align:center
What did Pintu do this time?

00:43:12.647 --> 00:43:13.355 align:center
Careful. Careful.

00:43:13.438 --> 00:43:15.647 align:center
Dear God, how can anyone take
a dump in this?

00:43:15.730 --> 00:43:19.147 align:center
It's so damn high,
and the edges are so slim.

00:43:19.272 --> 00:43:21.813 align:center
I managed to get on it,
maintaining balance...

00:43:21.897 --> 00:43:23.980 align:center
But I slipped and fell
while trying to wash—

00:43:24.105 --> 00:43:26.272 align:center
and hurt my back.

00:43:26.438 --> 00:43:28.522 align:center
Father never saw a commode,

00:43:28.688 --> 00:43:30.855 align:center
and the son wants
to take a dump in it.

00:43:31.022 --> 00:43:33.522 align:center
Why did you try to use the toilet
in the English bathroom?

00:43:33.730 --> 00:43:35.272 align:center
Officially, the division hasn't been done.

00:43:35.438 --> 00:43:37.063 align:center
I will take a dump
wherever I want.

00:43:37.147 --> 00:43:39.563 align:center
-See that.
-Greetings, uncle.

00:43:39.647 --> 00:43:40.522 align:center
Welcome.

00:43:41.105 --> 00:43:42.188 align:center
I think they have arrived.

00:43:42.397 --> 00:43:43.105 align:center
Come on.

00:43:43.188 --> 00:43:43.897 align:center
Rudal.

00:43:44.105 --> 00:43:46.563 align:center
Get it cleaned up properly.

00:43:48.313 --> 00:43:49.813 align:center
You called uncle, didn't you?

00:43:51.438 --> 00:43:53.563 align:center
Yes, I did.

00:43:54.022 --> 00:43:55.647 align:center
God will punish you.

00:43:56.063 --> 00:43:57.147 align:center
In fact, he already has.

00:43:58.105 --> 00:44:00.063 align:center
You will clean the place up.

00:44:00.313 --> 00:44:02.688 align:center
Or else I will tell the Delhi guys
about your misdeeds.

00:44:06.147 --> 00:44:07.980 align:center
Welcome. Welcome.

00:44:08.105 --> 00:44:09.397 align:center
Welcome.

00:44:09.522 --> 00:44:10.605 align:center
—Hi.
—Hi.

00:44:10.688 --> 00:44:11.730 align:center
I am Sugreev Sharma.

00:44:11.813 --> 00:44:13.605 align:center
Senior-most clerk, TJB.

00:44:13.813 --> 00:44:14.813 align:center
I see. I see.

00:44:14.980 --> 00:44:17.522 align:center
-Here. Have fun.
—Of course.

00:44:17.730 --> 00:44:20.813 align:center
He is my older brother.

00:44:21.605 --> 00:44:24.272 align:center
Sri Ayodhya Prakash Chaturvedi.

00:44:24.438 --> 00:44:25.272 align:center
Hello.

00:44:25.355 --> 00:44:26.730 align:center
He was in the railways.

00:44:26.897 --> 00:44:28.772 align:center
Retired as a loco-pilot.

00:44:29.022 --> 00:44:30.105 align:center
Yes.

00:44:30.313 --> 00:44:33.313 align:center
A true gentleman.
Real gentleman.

00:44:33.730 --> 00:44:34.938 align:center
Here.

00:44:35.272 --> 00:44:36.188 align:center
Let's go.

00:44:37.022 --> 00:44:39.480 align:center
Come in. Come.

00:44:43.147 --> 00:44:44.355 align:center
Do you remember everything?

00:44:44.980 --> 00:44:48.022 align:center
—Speak less, speak slow...
—Speak English.

00:44:48.480 --> 00:44:49.480 align:center
That's it.

00:44:49.730 --> 00:44:50.605 align:center
Come on.

00:44:58.980 --> 00:44:59.730 align:center
Hello.

00:45:02.397 --> 00:45:05.105 align:center
That's my elder son Parshuram.

00:45:05.188 --> 00:45:05.980 align:center
Hello.

00:45:06.063 --> 00:45:08.522 align:center
He fell down today.

00:45:08.730 --> 00:45:10.647 align:center
Oh... what happened?

00:45:12.397 --> 00:45:13.813 align:center
I'll tell you.

00:45:14.063 --> 00:45:15.355 align:center
What happened was...

00:45:15.438 --> 00:45:16.772 align:center
he went in,

00:45:17.355 --> 00:45:19.772 align:center
and as soon as he sat down—

00:45:21.147 --> 00:45:22.480 align:center
Don't ask.

00:45:22.730 --> 00:45:23.563 align:center
Okay.

00:45:24.022 --> 00:45:25.688 align:center
Curses...

00:45:26.855 --> 00:45:30.647 align:center
Curse this gout has me on the edge.

00:45:30.730 --> 00:45:32.813 align:center
Makes it tough for me to travel.

00:45:34.063 --> 00:45:36.522 align:center
Are you getting any treatment?

00:45:36.730 --> 00:45:38.730 align:center
Yes, someone did tell him...

00:45:38.813 --> 00:45:40.480 align:center
about a wonderful doctor.

00:45:40.647 --> 00:45:41.855 align:center
In AIIMS, Delhi.

00:45:42.813 --> 00:45:44.730 align:center
But he doesn't take me to Delhi.

00:45:44.772 --> 00:45:45.813 align:center
What are you doing?

00:45:45.897 --> 00:45:46.813 align:center
But why?

00:45:47.022 --> 00:45:48.147 align:center
Let me tell you.

00:45:48.730 --> 00:45:52.105 align:center
Uncle's first wife—

00:45:52.313 --> 00:45:53.438 align:center
she was from Delhi.

00:45:53.688 --> 00:45:55.147 align:center
She ran off with the servant.

00:45:55.272 --> 00:45:56.188 align:center
Enough.

00:45:56.730 --> 00:45:58.397 align:center
Dear God—the servant?

00:45:58.522 --> 00:45:59.563 align:center
Wow.

00:46:00.563 --> 00:46:01.772 align:center
No, I...

00:46:02.063 --> 00:46:03.438 align:center
Aren't you from Delhi, aren't you?

00:46:03.522 --> 00:46:04.355 align:center
Yes...

00:46:04.563 --> 00:46:05.397 align:center
Not at all.

00:46:06.397 --> 00:46:07.855 align:center
We are Marwaris.

00:46:08.022 --> 00:46:11.522 align:center
We belong to Jaipur.
Delhi is where we stay.

00:46:11.605 --> 00:46:12.605 align:center
People from Jaipur are good people.

00:46:12.688 --> 00:46:13.813 align:center
Of course.

00:46:14.730 --> 00:46:17.105 align:center
-Hello.
-Hello.

00:46:17.188 --> 00:46:19.355 align:center
Here comes my... Shivansh.

00:46:19.438 --> 00:46:20.397 align:center
Great.

00:46:28.272 --> 00:46:30.605 align:center
Who is Shivansh?

00:46:31.022 --> 00:46:33.230 align:center
Sunny. Our Sunny.

00:46:33.772 --> 00:46:35.480 align:center
That was his name in college.

00:46:36.313 --> 00:46:37.272 align:center
College?

00:46:37.730 --> 00:46:38.730 align:center
When did he go?

00:46:40.688 --> 00:46:42.855 align:center
Excuse me.

00:46:43.772 --> 00:46:46.105 align:center
I have seen you somewhere.

00:46:46.522 --> 00:46:48.063 align:center
-Seen him?
-Yes.

00:46:48.230 --> 00:46:50.147 align:center
You haven't seen anything, uncle.

00:46:50.230 --> 00:46:51.730 align:center
You'll see it five years later.

00:46:51.813 --> 00:46:54.397 align:center
When this boy completely
transforms the state.

00:46:54.897 --> 00:46:55.855 align:center
Who are you?

00:46:56.688 --> 00:46:57.897 align:center
-Who? Me?
-Yeah.

00:46:58.355 --> 00:46:59.647 align:center
-The hero's friend.
-Nice.

00:46:59.730 --> 00:47:00.855 align:center
IAS in waiting.

00:47:01.063 --> 00:47:03.105 align:center
IAS Rudra Narayan D'Costa.

00:47:03.230 --> 00:47:04.855 align:center
—Of course...
—Not!

00:47:05.230 --> 00:47:08.188 align:center
So, what is your startup about?

00:47:09.730 --> 00:47:11.313 align:center
Our startup is focusing on elevation

00:47:11.397 --> 00:47:12.813 align:center
of craftsmen from the state.

00:47:12.980 --> 00:47:14.605 align:center
We are trying to create
a global network

00:47:14.688 --> 00:47:17.397 align:center
that will create a direct channel
the buyers and sellers.

00:47:17.563 --> 00:47:19.772 align:center
Wow! Impressive!

00:47:20.438 --> 00:47:22.730 align:center
I have seen you somewhere.

00:47:22.772 --> 00:47:25.230 align:center
Was it on the news
or somewhere else?

00:47:25.355 --> 00:47:26.647 align:center
Come on, Surgreev ji.

00:47:26.730 --> 00:47:27.647 align:center
Still stuck on that.

00:47:27.730 --> 00:47:29.147 align:center
I will show him.

00:47:30.647 --> 00:47:32.147 align:center
This man won't get off my back.

00:47:32.230 --> 00:47:33.397 align:center
Is he a man or a loose motion?

00:47:34.063 --> 00:47:35.147 align:center
Is he talking about my YouTube—

00:47:35.230 --> 00:47:35.897 align:center
No, no, no...

00:47:36.022 --> 00:47:37.772 align:center
Here, Kapish. Have it.

00:47:37.855 --> 00:47:38.813 align:center
It's Benarasi.

00:47:38.897 --> 00:47:40.188 align:center
Oh, yeah. Thanks.

00:47:40.272 --> 00:47:41.188 align:center
Have it. Have it.

00:47:42.105 --> 00:47:45.105 align:center
Our Sunny is pretty popular.

00:47:45.230 --> 00:47:47.813 align:center
—Uncle.
-On YouTube...

00:47:47.897 --> 00:47:49.397 align:center
Oh, YouTube?

00:47:49.730 --> 00:47:51.772 align:center
He was pretty popular on YouTube.

00:47:51.855 --> 00:47:54.480 align:center
-Are you an influencer?
-I am.

00:47:54.563 --> 00:47:57.605 align:center
No wonder I was thinking
that I had definitely seen you.

00:47:57.688 --> 00:48:02.063 align:center
That's YOUTH. —T-E and T-H.

00:48:02.230 --> 00:48:04.397 align:center
He is very popular among the youth.

00:48:04.480 --> 00:48:05.355 align:center
I see.

00:48:05.438 --> 00:48:07.397 align:center
You see, he ran for elections

00:48:07.480 --> 00:48:09.313 align:center
-for the college president.
-Okay.

00:48:09.397 --> 00:48:10.855 align:center
And he won... with a condom—

00:48:10.980 --> 00:48:11.730 align:center
What?

00:48:13.188 --> 00:48:14.480 align:center
I mean, with no opposition.

00:48:14.772 --> 00:48:16.480 align:center
He's become popular ever since.

00:48:16.647 --> 00:48:17.480 align:center
Uncle.

00:48:17.605 --> 00:48:20.230 align:center
It's YOUTH, not YOUTUBE.

00:48:22.313 --> 00:48:24.688 align:center
When did he go to college?

00:48:27.647 --> 00:48:30.897 align:center
Sarika, brother wants you
to make some fritters

00:48:31.855 --> 00:48:32.855 align:center
Aren't you?

00:48:33.063 --> 00:48:34.105 align:center
Yes. Yes.

00:48:34.605 --> 00:48:36.022 align:center
-Go on. Will. Will.
-I'll go make fritters.

00:48:36.105 --> 00:48:38.397 align:center
Well, President Shivansh,
what are your future plans?

00:48:38.522 --> 00:48:39.397 align:center
Tell us.

00:48:41.397 --> 00:48:42.313 align:center
Sure, sir.

00:48:42.480 --> 00:48:43.730 align:center
You can talk to him later.

00:48:43.813 --> 00:48:45.563 align:center
Why don't you talk to me first, uncle?

00:48:45.730 --> 00:48:48.272 align:center
I will get a GOVT job within a year.

00:48:48.438 --> 00:48:49.438 align:center
GOVT job?

00:48:49.730 --> 00:48:51.188 align:center
G O V T... GOVT job.

00:48:51.272 --> 00:48:53.272 align:center
He is referring to a government
job as a GOVT job.

00:48:56.563 --> 00:48:57.688 align:center
What kind of laughter is this?

00:48:58.105 --> 00:48:59.563 align:center
What did this gentleman
make me eat?

00:48:59.688 --> 00:49:02.730 align:center
The job is done.

00:49:04.813 --> 00:49:08.772 align:center
Shivansh... why don't you show
Gitanjali your house?

00:49:08.897 --> 00:49:09.688 align:center
Yes.

00:49:09.730 --> 00:49:11.397 align:center
And you guys can have a chat too.

00:49:11.480 --> 00:49:12.272 align:center
Yes.

00:49:12.355 --> 00:49:14.230 align:center
Go on.
Go, dear.

00:49:16.188 --> 00:49:18.897 align:center
He can't stop laughing.

00:49:33.730 --> 00:49:36.605 align:center
Listen, do you want
to ask me anything?

00:49:37.272 --> 00:49:38.272 align:center
Anything to say?

00:49:39.438 --> 00:49:41.355 align:center
So you don't want
to ask me anything?

00:49:41.730 --> 00:49:42.605 align:center
Say nothing?

00:49:47.355 --> 00:49:48.147 align:center
I...

00:49:50.188 --> 00:49:52.563 align:center
It's really glad to meet you.

00:49:53.063 --> 00:49:54.688 align:center
If you have any questions,

00:49:54.730 --> 00:49:55.688 align:center
please don't hesitate to ask.

00:49:55.730 --> 00:49:56.605 align:center
Really.

00:49:57.730 --> 00:49:58.480 align:center
Uncle.

00:50:02.730 --> 00:50:05.272 align:center
This... wasn't my plan.

00:50:05.355 --> 00:50:06.188 align:center
Honestly.

00:50:07.355 --> 00:50:08.147 align:center
Sorry.

00:50:24.730 --> 00:50:26.022 align:center
-Nilu ji.
-Yes.

00:50:26.105 --> 00:50:27.022 align:center
I mean...

00:50:27.230 --> 00:50:31.855 align:center
you have maintained yourself.

00:50:32.647 --> 00:50:34.730 align:center
Do you practise yoga?

00:50:34.855 --> 00:50:35.772 align:center
Or...

00:50:35.855 --> 00:50:36.605 align:center
No...

00:50:36.688 --> 00:50:38.230 align:center
What is your secret?
What is it?

00:50:38.397 --> 00:50:39.188 align:center
Has to be.

00:50:39.272 --> 00:50:40.980 align:center
Mend your ways.

00:50:41.563 --> 00:50:44.522 align:center
Mend your ways,
or you will get a beating.

00:50:44.647 --> 00:50:46.772 align:center
Where did you hide my betel leaf box?

00:50:47.063 --> 00:50:48.813 align:center
Where is Shivansh?

00:50:49.730 --> 00:50:51.147 align:center
-Daughter-in-law.
-Yes.

00:50:51.355 --> 00:50:52.980 align:center
Take her to the kitchen,

00:50:53.147 --> 00:50:56.397 align:center
and make her bake a fresh
hot bread for me.

00:50:56.480 --> 00:50:57.647 align:center
Me too.

00:50:58.188 --> 00:50:59.397 align:center
Oh, Jesus.

00:50:59.605 --> 00:51:01.272 align:center
She is saying chuck you.

00:51:01.355 --> 00:51:02.397 align:center
No, no...

00:51:02.813 --> 00:51:04.188 align:center
Didn't you like Sunny?

00:51:04.313 --> 00:51:05.480 align:center
It's not like that.

00:51:05.605 --> 00:51:08.480 align:center
Actually, she was chopping
spinach yesterday,

00:51:08.563 --> 00:51:10.313 align:center
and she cut her finger.

00:51:10.522 --> 00:51:12.730 align:center
That's why she put a bandage on it.

00:51:12.897 --> 00:51:14.397 align:center
She cannot bake bread today.

00:51:14.563 --> 00:51:16.480 align:center
I see. I see.

00:51:17.397 --> 00:51:21.855 align:center
But... do you like our Shivansh?

00:51:29.563 --> 00:51:31.105 align:center
-Thank God.
-Congratulations.

00:51:31.188 --> 00:51:32.605 align:center
Congratulations.

00:51:42.188 --> 00:51:43.605 align:center
India has changed,

00:51:43.772 --> 00:51:46.730 align:center
but not the process of choosing a bride.

00:51:47.522 --> 00:51:50.063 align:center
For the first time, Mom,

00:51:50.313 --> 00:51:53.313 align:center
I wasn't asked a single stupid question.

00:51:53.730 --> 00:51:54.563 align:center
Is it?

00:51:54.855 --> 00:51:56.313 align:center
"Are you a virgin?

00:51:56.563 --> 00:51:58.063 align:center
Are you open-minded?"

00:51:58.147 --> 00:51:59.188 align:center
"Do you drink?"

00:52:00.730 --> 00:52:01.730 align:center
Nothing.

00:52:03.355 --> 00:52:05.272 align:center
And for the first time,

00:52:05.438 --> 00:52:06.438 align:center
instead of the boy,

00:52:06.730 --> 00:52:07.980 align:center
they asked me

00:52:08.813 --> 00:52:11.022 align:center
whether I liked him or not.

00:52:17.980 --> 00:52:20.522 align:center
Did they seem like they were
from Delhi in any way?

00:52:21.230 --> 00:52:23.813 align:center
They felt straight out of Jaunpur—

00:52:24.022 --> 00:52:26.313 align:center
We came off more modern.

00:52:26.730 --> 00:52:28.647 align:center
I Thought you'd talk about
your wedding with her mom,

00:52:28.730 --> 00:52:31.605 align:center
instead of Sunny's.

00:52:31.730 --> 00:52:34.730 align:center
I was only trying to create
a friendly atmosphere,

00:52:34.897 --> 00:52:35.980 align:center
that's all.

00:52:36.772 --> 00:52:39.147 align:center
Just like we dreamed--

00:52:39.480 --> 00:52:41.647 align:center
the family, the house--

00:52:41.813 --> 00:52:43.980 align:center
Way better than we imagined, right?

00:52:44.105 --> 00:52:47.563 align:center
Mom, what if they find out I
am educated

00:52:47.730 --> 00:52:49.730 align:center
and had a job?

00:52:50.522 --> 00:52:51.730 align:center
How will they find out?

00:52:52.188 --> 00:52:54.230 align:center
You are uneducated
and she is illiterate.

00:52:54.397 --> 00:52:56.188 align:center
And as for the shop,

00:52:56.313 --> 00:52:58.230 align:center
why would sister-in-law
cross the Ganges?

00:52:58.313 --> 00:53:00.230 align:center
She is a nice girl.

00:53:00.355 --> 00:53:01.730 align:center
She has to be a housewife.

00:53:01.813 --> 00:53:03.563 align:center
Whether you run a shop
or the government—

00:53:03.647 --> 00:53:04.980 align:center
how does it matter?

00:53:05.147 --> 00:53:06.522 align:center
I don't know.

00:53:07.647 --> 00:53:09.313 align:center
Something doesn't feel right.

00:53:10.147 --> 00:53:11.688 align:center
A lie is still a lie.

00:53:12.105 --> 00:53:12.897 align:center
What if it gets caught?

00:53:13.313 --> 00:53:16.647 align:center
What if she finds my video?

00:53:16.730 --> 00:53:18.147 align:center
It's not there.

00:53:18.230 --> 00:53:19.813 align:center
That video is nowhere.

00:53:20.022 --> 00:53:21.647 align:center
I filed a report and had it removed
from everywhere.

00:53:21.813 --> 00:53:22.480 align:center
Yes.

00:53:22.563 --> 00:53:24.230 align:center
Don't worry, I am there.

00:53:24.313 --> 00:53:28.397 align:center
Even if they find out, you can say,

00:53:29.188 --> 00:53:32.730 align:center
"Baby, I took an English-speaking course

00:53:32.772 --> 00:53:34.272 align:center
for the sake of your love."

00:53:36.730 --> 00:53:38.480 align:center
-Sarika.
-Yes.

00:53:38.563 --> 00:53:39.563 align:center
Come here.

00:53:39.647 --> 00:53:40.647 align:center
Drop everything and come here.

00:53:40.730 --> 00:53:41.647 align:center
What happened?

00:53:43.730 --> 00:53:48.730 align:center
One biscuit will save another
biscuit from drowning.

00:53:50.480 --> 00:53:52.813 align:center
And Shivansh—
what do you think about him?

00:53:54.730 --> 00:53:55.730 align:center
He's nice.

00:53:56.563 --> 00:53:57.730 align:center
-Good looking.
—I see.

00:53:58.813 --> 00:54:00.063 align:center
He's sweet.

00:54:00.897 --> 00:54:02.188 align:center
Well settled.

00:54:03.105 --> 00:54:04.230 align:center
Easy to handle.

00:54:04.480 --> 00:54:05.355 align:center
He's a nice boy.

00:54:06.063 --> 00:54:06.730 align:center
Good.

00:54:08.480 --> 00:54:09.355 align:center
But he...

00:54:11.438 --> 00:54:13.730 align:center
But that thing...

00:54:14.022 --> 00:54:14.730 align:center
That vibe...

00:54:15.355 --> 00:54:16.647 align:center
That vibe is...

00:54:16.730 --> 00:54:18.397 align:center
Again with the vibe.

00:54:18.605 --> 00:54:19.813 align:center
What is this vibe?

00:54:20.688 --> 00:54:21.563 align:center
Look—

00:54:21.897 --> 00:54:23.605 align:center
doesn't matter what size the TV is,

00:54:24.022 --> 00:54:26.355 align:center
all remotes are the same.

00:54:26.522 --> 00:54:27.397 align:center
Yuck!

00:54:27.730 --> 00:54:28.730 align:center
What do you mean yuck?

00:54:45.647 --> 00:54:47.480 align:center
Ram speaking, Nilu ji.

00:54:47.730 --> 00:54:49.772 align:center
Who? Ram Sevak ji.

00:54:50.397 --> 00:54:51.480 align:center
Just Ram.

00:54:52.397 --> 00:54:55.522 align:center
I am your servant now.

00:54:55.897 --> 00:54:58.897 align:center
-What do you mean?
-Our wedding date has been fixed.

00:54:59.980 --> 00:55:01.605 align:center
1st December.

00:55:01.730 --> 00:55:02.980 align:center
1st December?

00:55:03.105 --> 00:55:05.313 align:center
That's only two weeks away.

00:55:05.438 --> 00:55:07.688 align:center
And I am so glad about it.

00:55:08.022 --> 00:55:11.730 align:center
We will meet again after two weeks.

00:55:12.772 --> 00:55:15.480 align:center
But how can we make
the wedding arrangements

00:55:15.563 --> 00:55:16.730 align:center
in two weeks?

00:55:16.813 --> 00:55:18.980 align:center
Everything will be taken care of.

00:55:19.355 --> 00:55:20.855 align:center
Destination wedding.

00:55:21.105 --> 00:55:22.313 align:center
—Destination?
—Yes.

00:55:22.480 --> 00:55:23.438 align:center
Why?

00:55:23.730 --> 00:55:25.188 align:center
You see...

00:55:26.772 --> 00:55:28.272 align:center
My brother won't come to Delhi.

00:55:28.730 --> 00:55:30.063 align:center
But don't worry--

00:55:30.230 --> 00:55:33.147 align:center
physically, mentally, wallet-ready.

00:55:44.730 --> 00:55:48.897 align:center
My beloved has arrived today

00:55:49.230 --> 00:55:52.897 align:center
with a flowery veil upon his face.

00:55:57.438 --> 00:56:01.313 align:center
Don't hold me back,
don't break my sway.

00:56:01.397 --> 00:56:05.522 align:center
I'm dancing wild for him today.

00:56:05.813 --> 00:56:07.730 align:center
you stole my heart,

00:56:07.855 --> 00:56:09.855 align:center
you stole my heart,

00:56:09.980 --> 00:56:12.730 align:center
you stole my heart
and everything that was mine.

00:56:12.813 --> 00:56:16.105 align:center
with just one glance.

00:56:16.188 --> 00:56:19.272 align:center
you stole my heart
and everything that was mine.

00:56:19.355 --> 00:56:22.313 align:center
With just one glance.

00:56:22.397 --> 00:56:24.397 align:center
with just one glance.

00:56:24.480 --> 00:56:26.355 align:center
With just one glance.

00:56:26.438 --> 00:56:29.730 align:center
You made me your bride

00:56:29.772 --> 00:56:32.980 align:center
with a single glance.

00:56:53.147 --> 00:56:55.188 align:center
With a single glance,

00:56:55.272 --> 00:56:57.105 align:center
my beloved pierced my heart.

00:56:57.230 --> 00:56:59.063 align:center
Be it night or day,

00:56:59.147 --> 00:57:01.272 align:center
his name rests on your lips.

00:57:01.355 --> 00:57:05.272 align:center
Such a web of love he wove around you,

00:57:05.480 --> 00:57:08.772 align:center
you found a true devotee in your path.

00:57:08.855 --> 00:57:11.147 align:center
Enchanted by your face,

00:57:11.230 --> 00:57:13.480 align:center
spellbound by this love and adoration.

00:57:13.563 --> 00:57:17.355 align:center
The thought of losing you frightens me.

00:57:17.438 --> 00:57:19.480 align:center
Your face shines.

00:57:19.563 --> 00:57:21.397 align:center
you are a gold mine.

00:57:21.480 --> 00:57:23.647 align:center
May you always be happy,

00:57:23.730 --> 00:57:25.855 align:center
you are ten out of nine.

00:57:25.980 --> 00:57:27.980 align:center
My beloved always has his way;

00:57:28.063 --> 00:57:30.022 align:center
his words always thrill me.

00:57:30.105 --> 00:57:34.272 align:center
Look at this free spirit,
he's always up to mischief

00:57:34.355 --> 00:57:38.022 align:center
How do I tell him?

00:57:38.230 --> 00:57:40.355 align:center
How do I tell him

00:57:40.438 --> 00:57:44.563 align:center
how deeply I love him?

00:57:45.105 --> 00:57:47.105 align:center
you stole my heart,

00:57:47.188 --> 00:57:49.147 align:center
you stole my heart.

00:57:49.355 --> 00:57:52.480 align:center
i>you stole my heart
and everything that was mine.

00:57:52.563 --> 00:57:55.438 align:center
With just one glance.

00:57:55.522 --> 00:57:58.730 align:center
you stole my heart
and everything that was mine.

00:57:58.855 --> 00:58:01.688 align:center
With just one glance.

00:58:01.730 --> 00:58:05.730 align:center
With just one glance.

00:58:05.813 --> 00:58:08.730 align:center
You made me your bride

00:58:08.813 --> 00:58:12.480 align:center
with a single glance.

00:58:28.855 --> 00:58:30.230 align:center
Did you guys have fun?

00:58:30.438 --> 00:58:31.897 align:center
We did.
Loved it.

00:58:32.063 --> 00:58:33.355 align:center
Ginny...

00:58:33.647 --> 00:58:35.230 align:center
We thought the guy is from Hrishikesh—

00:58:35.397 --> 00:58:36.813 align:center
wondered what he would be like.

00:58:37.063 --> 00:58:39.188 align:center
But brother-in-law turned
out really hot.

00:58:39.397 --> 00:58:40.355 align:center
Too hot.

00:58:40.438 --> 00:58:42.438 align:center
And he danced so well with you.

00:58:42.730 --> 00:58:43.563 align:center
Honestly,

00:58:43.647 --> 00:58:45.480 align:center
you two looked like the perfect couple.

00:58:45.647 --> 00:58:46.397 align:center
Well, well, well—

00:58:46.480 --> 00:58:47.688 align:center
I've got something for you.

00:58:49.647 --> 00:58:51.355 align:center
Go and surprise him.

00:58:51.813 --> 00:58:52.688 align:center
What is this?

00:58:52.730 --> 00:58:54.063 align:center
No questions, please.

00:58:54.147 --> 00:58:55.522 align:center
Oh God, guys...

00:58:55.688 --> 00:58:56.647 align:center
Cheers.

00:59:09.022 --> 00:59:11.397 align:center
Ginny ji, I love you.

00:59:14.730 --> 00:59:17.313 align:center
Ginny... I love you.

00:59:19.272 --> 00:59:22.272 align:center
I love you.

00:59:35.730 --> 00:59:36.522 align:center
I love—

00:59:37.397 --> 00:59:38.730 align:center
Brother Pintu?

00:59:38.980 --> 00:59:40.063 align:center
Return my chain.

00:59:42.355 --> 00:59:43.438 align:center
Today is my wedding night.

00:59:43.522 --> 00:59:44.147 align:center
So what?

00:59:44.230 --> 00:59:45.730 align:center
Wedding over—hand it back.

00:59:46.397 --> 00:59:47.730 align:center
What a guy he is.

00:59:48.855 --> 00:59:50.522 align:center
You ruined the chain—imagine...

00:59:50.605 --> 00:59:52.730 align:center
I will never let you borrow it again.

00:59:56.730 --> 00:59:58.647 align:center
Ginny... I love you.

01:00:30.230 --> 01:00:32.522 align:center
You changed the bridal outfit.

01:00:35.188 --> 01:00:36.688 align:center
What about the veil-lifting ritual?

01:00:39.605 --> 01:00:41.605 align:center
Do you just want to see my face?

01:00:42.313 --> 01:00:44.063 align:center
We must fulfil the ritual.

01:00:45.772 --> 01:00:47.480 align:center
It's too outdated—

01:00:49.730 --> 01:00:51.063 align:center
the veil-lifting ritual.

01:00:51.855 --> 01:00:56.313 align:center
I will carry out all the rituals today.

01:00:56.730 --> 01:00:57.480 align:center
Okay.

01:01:01.730 --> 01:01:03.147 align:center
What are you looking at?

01:01:04.730 --> 01:01:05.897 align:center
I am your wife.

01:01:06.563 --> 01:01:08.647 align:center
Nice... nice to meet you.

01:01:10.897 --> 01:01:13.188 align:center
Entirely... my...

01:01:13.855 --> 01:01:14.813 align:center
pleasure!

01:01:26.730 --> 01:01:28.147 align:center
Why are you arresting me?

01:01:28.647 --> 01:01:29.813 align:center
I haven't done anything. Honestly.

01:01:30.230 --> 01:01:31.647 align:center
I haven't done anything...

01:01:32.730 --> 01:01:33.772 align:center
Are...

01:01:34.105 --> 01:01:35.147 align:center
are you the thieving bride?

01:01:36.147 --> 01:01:36.855 align:center
Who?

01:01:37.938 --> 01:01:39.022 align:center
Thieving bride?

01:01:40.605 --> 01:01:42.813 align:center
-Thieving bride?
-Yes.

01:01:43.230 --> 01:01:44.063 align:center
Okay.

01:01:45.188 --> 01:01:47.105 align:center
I had a chain that brother Pintu took.

01:01:48.022 --> 01:01:49.855 align:center
Honestly, I don't...

01:01:52.313 --> 01:01:53.605 align:center
Honestly, I don't...

01:01:55.063 --> 01:01:56.813 align:center
reserved by nature,

01:01:58.855 --> 01:02:00.188 align:center
with a pleasant smile,

01:02:01.855 --> 01:02:03.563 align:center
the ideal homemaker.

01:02:09.188 --> 01:02:11.897 align:center
Ginny.

01:03:11.272 --> 01:03:14.063 align:center
-Someone might see us.
-So cute.

01:03:14.480 --> 01:03:15.688 align:center
Father is coming.
Father is coming.

01:03:15.730 --> 01:03:16.688 align:center
Father?

01:03:17.272 --> 01:03:18.647 align:center
-No, Daddy.
-Leave me. Let me go.

01:03:18.813 --> 01:03:20.063 align:center
What are you?

01:03:20.147 --> 01:03:22.605 align:center
Whatever I am, I am all yours.

01:03:22.897 --> 01:03:24.813 align:center
Congratulations.

01:03:27.022 --> 01:03:28.063 align:center
Daddy...

01:04:02.355 --> 01:04:03.438 align:center
What...

01:04:09.772 --> 01:04:12.605 align:center
My father is gargling
using his two fingers.

01:04:50.355 --> 01:04:52.688 align:center
Get dad's BP medicines.

01:04:54.730 --> 01:04:55.688 align:center
Okay.

01:04:57.688 --> 01:04:59.522 align:center
Come, come, come, my dear friends.

01:04:59.647 --> 01:05:00.605 align:center
Come.

01:05:00.730 --> 01:05:02.022 align:center
Just have a look.
Come.

01:05:02.480 --> 01:05:03.397 align:center
Don't worry.

01:05:03.480 --> 01:05:05.522 align:center
Everything is cheap here.

01:05:05.688 --> 01:05:07.647 align:center
Hey, wrestler—come here.

01:05:09.313 --> 01:05:09.980 align:center
What's the matter?

01:05:10.063 --> 01:05:11.355 align:center
You've been making headlines
these days.

01:05:12.397 --> 01:05:14.772 align:center
And I heard you enjoyed
your honeymoon

01:05:14.855 --> 01:05:16.063 align:center
in a five-star.

01:05:16.688 --> 01:05:17.397 align:center
Listen...

01:05:17.563 --> 01:05:19.730 align:center
Stick to your business
when you're at my shop.

01:05:19.772 --> 01:05:21.980 align:center
Don't worry, he's just being naughty.

01:05:22.063 --> 01:05:23.063 align:center
-No problem.
-Enough.

01:05:23.647 --> 01:05:25.730 align:center
-I won't tolerate any nonsense.
-Is it?

01:05:26.980 --> 01:05:27.980 align:center
I get it, boy.

01:05:28.063 --> 01:05:29.605 align:center
It's the Delhi influence talking.

01:05:29.855 --> 01:05:31.647 align:center
I'll never come back here again.

01:05:31.813 --> 01:05:33.772 align:center
Nor will I let anyone else come.

01:05:33.980 --> 01:05:36.772 align:center
And your customers come...
from Delhi.

01:05:36.855 --> 01:05:37.647 align:center
Okay.

01:05:37.772 --> 01:05:39.647 align:center
Okay, guys, let's go out.

01:05:39.730 --> 01:05:40.772 align:center
-Get lost.
-This is a cheap place.

01:05:40.855 --> 01:05:41.688 align:center
Get out!

01:05:42.022 --> 01:05:42.980 align:center
Cheap people.

01:05:43.105 --> 01:05:44.438 align:center
If I go back to my old self,

01:05:44.772 --> 01:05:46.313 align:center
I'll smash you into the dirt so hard

01:05:46.397 --> 01:05:47.730 align:center
you'll run off like a scared pig.

01:05:47.772 --> 01:05:48.855 align:center
-You are a cheap man.
-Get lost.

01:05:49.105 --> 01:05:50.147 align:center
So long, wrestler.

01:05:53.647 --> 01:05:57.522 align:center
By the way, you screamed
pretty loud last night.

01:05:58.772 --> 01:06:00.438 align:center
The whole neighbourhood found out

01:06:00.522 --> 01:06:02.022 align:center
about your wedding night.

01:06:03.730 --> 01:06:05.730 align:center
It's not like that, sister.

01:06:06.105 --> 01:06:07.188 align:center
Liar.

01:06:08.563 --> 01:06:10.022 align:center
By the way, Choti...

01:06:10.522 --> 01:06:13.480 align:center
These night dresses either
stay inside the house

01:06:13.647 --> 01:06:15.188 align:center
or outside the neighbourhood.

01:06:15.938 --> 01:06:17.480 align:center
I don't mind at all.

01:06:17.563 --> 01:06:19.647 align:center
But these neighbourhood aunties—

01:06:19.730 --> 01:06:22.730 align:center
such gossip queens, I tell you.

01:06:23.022 --> 01:06:24.605 align:center
I'm fed up with them myself.

01:06:25.105 --> 01:06:26.188 align:center
Goldie, give me this medicine.

01:06:26.438 --> 01:06:27.730 align:center
Keep that aside, brother Sunny.

01:06:28.272 --> 01:06:29.355 align:center
I know everything.

01:06:30.730 --> 01:06:31.897 align:center
Medicine.

01:06:32.397 --> 01:06:33.272 align:center
Are you out of your mind?

01:06:33.397 --> 01:06:34.022 align:center
Come on, brother Sunny—

01:06:34.147 --> 01:06:35.897 align:center
medicine from me and condoms
from somewhere else?

01:06:36.022 --> 01:06:36.897 align:center
Which one do you want?

01:06:37.022 --> 01:06:39.730 align:center
Strawberry, cardamom,
rasgulla, biryani...

01:06:39.980 --> 01:06:40.688 align:center
I have everything.

01:06:40.772 --> 01:06:41.605 align:center
Choose one. Don't be shy.

01:06:41.730 --> 01:06:43.147 align:center
I want this blood pressure medicine.

01:06:43.230 --> 01:06:44.063 align:center
Keep it, son.

01:06:44.147 --> 01:06:46.313 align:center
Consider it a wedding gift from us.

01:06:46.730 --> 01:06:47.480 align:center
Medicine.

01:06:47.772 --> 01:06:48.855 align:center
Take it.

01:06:50.147 --> 01:06:50.897 align:center
Thank you.

01:06:58.647 --> 01:07:00.105 align:center
Surili, I'll be back in a minute.

01:07:00.188 --> 01:07:02.230 align:center
Baby, get me a hotdog.

01:07:02.397 --> 01:07:03.438 align:center
Samosa?

01:07:05.855 --> 01:07:07.063 align:center
Rascal,

01:07:07.647 --> 01:07:09.563 align:center
how many people did you tell?

01:07:09.647 --> 01:07:10.522 align:center
About what?

01:07:10.730 --> 01:07:12.647 align:center
About my first night.

01:07:13.105 --> 01:07:14.897 align:center
Oh Jesus, have you lost your mind?

01:07:15.022 --> 01:07:16.647 align:center
Why would I tell anyone anything?

01:07:16.813 --> 01:07:18.897 align:center
I think it has gone viral

01:07:19.147 --> 01:07:21.605 align:center
all over Hrishikesh
like my fake news.

01:07:21.688 --> 01:07:23.522 align:center
People are behaving
strangely around me.

01:07:23.647 --> 01:07:24.480 align:center
Oh God.

01:07:24.605 --> 01:07:26.647 align:center
This city is only as big as
the waistband on the pajamas.

01:07:26.772 --> 01:07:28.730 align:center
Whoever's baby it is,

01:07:28.772 --> 01:07:30.105 align:center
everyone wants
to sing the celebration song.

01:07:30.272 --> 01:07:31.772 align:center
And you just got married...

01:07:31.855 --> 01:07:32.730 align:center
in Delhi.

01:07:32.855 --> 01:07:33.897 align:center
So everyone is excited.

01:07:34.105 --> 01:07:35.730 align:center
I am the one who got married—

01:07:35.855 --> 01:07:37.105 align:center
I got hitched.

01:07:37.480 --> 01:07:40.397 align:center
Why are people making
such a racket?

01:07:40.480 --> 01:07:43.272 align:center
Listen, I'm on a date in Dehradun.

01:07:43.355 --> 01:07:46.022 align:center
I met a madam online.

01:07:46.188 --> 01:07:48.188 align:center
I'll talk to you later, okay? Bye.

01:07:48.355 --> 01:07:49.230 align:center
Listen--

01:07:50.688 --> 01:07:51.813 align:center
Die there, rascal.

01:07:55.855 --> 01:07:58.730 align:center
Oh God, her phone is
always unreachable.

01:07:59.188 --> 01:08:00.772 align:center
She's always talking to Ginny.

01:08:03.022 --> 01:08:04.772 align:center
You keep talking about patience—

01:08:04.980 --> 01:08:06.855 align:center
what did I do?

01:08:07.147 --> 01:08:08.980 align:center
Then do something.

01:08:09.438 --> 01:08:11.688 align:center
Teach that shameless man
some patience too.

01:08:11.730 --> 01:08:14.813 align:center
If people keep screaming
at midnight,

01:08:14.980 --> 01:08:16.605 align:center
how will it affect my children?

01:08:16.688 --> 01:08:19.605 align:center
-I'll talk to him, I'll talk to him.
-Then do it.

01:08:21.022 --> 01:08:22.438 align:center
Did you get my medicine?

01:08:25.855 --> 01:08:28.522 align:center
Straw... what will I do with it?

01:08:33.063 --> 01:08:34.022 align:center
What will you do with it?

01:08:37.897 --> 01:08:38.772 align:center
Son...

01:08:40.188 --> 01:08:43.105 align:center
You don't dry a wet blanket on
a flimsy string.

01:08:44.813 --> 01:08:46.105 align:center
You are married now.

01:08:46.230 --> 01:08:46.938 align:center
That's it.

01:08:47.272 --> 01:08:49.313 align:center
Don't waste time anymore.

01:08:49.855 --> 01:08:52.688 align:center
I want to see my grandchildren.

01:08:54.313 --> 01:08:55.438 align:center
Talk to him. Talk to him.

01:08:55.563 --> 01:08:57.022 align:center
Sunny... listen...

01:09:01.522 --> 01:09:02.355 align:center
Look, son--

01:09:03.105 --> 01:09:07.605 align:center
when there's a new TV in the house,

01:09:08.438 --> 01:09:11.605 align:center
we feel like watching it again
and again,

01:09:11.730 --> 01:09:13.772 align:center
always a different channel.

01:09:13.897 --> 01:09:17.230 align:center
But keep the volume at a level

01:09:17.313 --> 01:09:19.355 align:center
only you can enjoy,

01:09:19.563 --> 01:09:22.022 align:center
so others are not disturbed.

01:09:22.147 --> 01:09:22.813 align:center
What do you mean?

01:09:23.022 --> 01:09:25.688 align:center
I mean, watch as much TV as you want--

01:09:25.772 --> 01:09:28.313 align:center
just keep the volume low.

01:09:28.438 --> 01:09:29.480 align:center
And do whatever you want.

01:09:29.563 --> 01:09:31.230 align:center
Which TV?

01:09:31.313 --> 01:09:32.855 align:center
Tell him directly.

01:09:32.980 --> 01:09:34.438 align:center
Do whatever you want quietly,

01:09:34.563 --> 01:09:36.272 align:center
don't create a commotion at midnight.

01:09:36.438 --> 01:09:38.730 align:center
He has already become breaking news

01:09:38.772 --> 01:09:39.980 align:center
in the city again.

01:09:40.188 --> 01:09:41.397 align:center
-Listen...
-Careful.

01:09:41.647 --> 01:09:43.063 align:center
Your two kids didn't appear
out of thin air

01:09:43.147 --> 01:09:45.188 align:center
by some magic trick, understood?

01:09:45.355 --> 01:09:46.397 align:center
I see...

01:09:46.480 --> 01:09:47.397 align:center
You just got married

01:09:47.480 --> 01:09:50.230 align:center
and are already popping like
a soda bottle.

01:09:50.397 --> 01:09:52.397 align:center
Divide the property now.
Do it. Do it.

01:09:52.480 --> 01:09:53.188 align:center
—Listen...
—Careful.

01:09:53.272 --> 01:09:54.272 align:center
What's going on?

01:09:54.355 --> 01:09:56.480 align:center
If you say another word after this--

01:09:58.022 --> 01:10:01.813 align:center
And stop gargling so violently

01:10:02.063 --> 01:10:03.730 align:center
in the middle of the night.

01:10:04.563 --> 01:10:06.438 align:center
No one does anything in this country,

01:10:06.730 --> 01:10:08.647 align:center
yet population is 1.25 billion.

01:10:08.730 --> 01:10:10.230 align:center
Population? Gargling?

01:10:10.522 --> 01:10:11.855 align:center
You are good for nothing.

01:10:11.980 --> 01:10:14.355 align:center
I'll go to the lawyer tomorrow morning.

01:10:14.438 --> 01:10:14.855 align:center
Directly.

01:10:14.980 --> 01:10:16.522 align:center
Patience, son. Patience.

01:10:16.647 --> 01:10:18.480 align:center
Give it. Patience kept.

01:10:18.563 --> 01:10:20.647 align:center
I should be called Saiyyam (patience)
Chaturvedi instead.

01:10:26.813 --> 01:10:28.272 align:center
Oh God.

01:10:45.022 --> 01:10:48.772 align:center
I know, my love,

01:10:49.063 --> 01:10:53.105 align:center
I'm like the dust beneath your feet.

01:10:53.188 --> 01:10:57.105 align:center
Yet I pray for your well-being—

01:10:57.188 --> 01:11:00.647 align:center
only for your well-being.

01:11:00.730 --> 01:11:04.730 align:center
You come and you go,

01:11:04.772 --> 01:11:10.022 align:center
and still I wait for you.

01:11:11.897 --> 01:11:19.813 align:center
You don't know how deeply I love you.

01:11:19.980 --> 01:11:23.855 align:center
I can't live without you--

01:11:23.980 --> 01:11:27.855 align:center
how many times must I tell you?

01:11:27.980 --> 01:11:31.730 align:center
You don't know

01:11:31.980 --> 01:11:35.813 align:center
how deeply I love you.

01:11:35.897 --> 01:11:39.730 align:center
I can't live without you—

01:11:39.980 --> 01:11:45.230 align:center
how many times must I tell you?

01:11:45.897 --> 01:11:49.397 align:center
My beloved...

01:11:49.480 --> 01:11:53.563 align:center
My beloved...

01:11:54.647 --> 01:11:57.605 align:center
My beloved...

01:11:57.688 --> 01:12:01.438 align:center
My beloved...

01:12:05.272 --> 01:12:09.022 align:center
Not the world--

01:12:09.188 --> 01:12:12.980 align:center
you are what matters to me.

01:12:13.272 --> 01:12:16.980 align:center
When you are by my side,

01:12:17.147 --> 01:12:21.147 align:center
my breath feels complete.

01:12:25.147 --> 01:12:29.063 align:center
Not the world,

01:12:29.230 --> 01:12:33.063 align:center
only you matter to me.

01:12:33.272 --> 01:12:37.022 align:center
When you are by my side,

01:12:37.230 --> 01:12:40.397 align:center
my breath feels complete.

01:12:40.563 --> 01:12:44.522 align:center
You are my love—

01:12:45.230 --> 01:12:48.605 align:center
you must believe me.

01:12:48.730 --> 01:12:52.563 align:center
I stand by all your decisions,

01:12:52.772 --> 01:12:56.647 align:center
whether right or wrong.

01:12:56.730 --> 01:13:01.605 align:center
Even if God asked me
to live without you,

01:13:01.688 --> 01:13:05.980 align:center
I would refuse.

01:13:07.855 --> 01:13:11.563 align:center
You don't know

01:13:11.897 --> 01:13:15.730 align:center
how deeply I love you.

01:13:15.813 --> 01:13:19.772 align:center
I can't live without you—

01:13:19.980 --> 01:13:23.730 align:center
how many times must I tell you?

01:13:23.897 --> 01:13:27.688 align:center
You don't know

01:13:27.855 --> 01:13:31.772 align:center
how deeply I love you.

01:13:31.855 --> 01:13:35.397 align:center
I can't live without you—

01:13:35.897 --> 01:13:41.147 align:center
how many times must I tell you?

01:13:41.980 --> 01:13:45.272 align:center
O beloved...

01:13:45.355 --> 01:13:49.188 align:center
O beloved...

01:13:50.730 --> 01:13:53.605 align:center
O beloved...

01:13:53.688 --> 01:13:57.647 align:center
O beloved...

01:14:06.563 --> 01:14:07.730 align:center
Will you say something,

01:14:08.647 --> 01:14:10.522 align:center
or keep that face like a wet shoe?

01:14:11.105 --> 01:14:12.147 align:center
Bloody...

01:14:13.772 --> 01:14:14.813 align:center
She's not a wife--

01:14:16.230 --> 01:14:17.480 align:center
she's chaos I brought home.

01:14:19.730 --> 01:14:21.188 align:center
She was talking in English

01:14:21.730 --> 01:14:23.105 align:center
with a foreigner

01:14:23.188 --> 01:14:24.147 align:center
on a video call.

01:14:28.438 --> 01:14:30.272 align:center
Maybe he was a friend.

01:14:30.647 --> 01:14:32.480 align:center
English is in the air in Delhi.

01:14:32.563 --> 01:14:35.855 align:center
Everyone knows enough
English to get by.

01:14:36.730 --> 01:14:37.772 align:center
What do you mean?

01:14:37.980 --> 01:14:39.230 align:center
I mean...

01:14:39.730 --> 01:14:41.855 align:center
I don't know.
I don't know everything.

01:14:42.105 --> 01:14:43.730 align:center
Why do you keep asking me
all the time?

01:14:43.897 --> 01:14:45.355 align:center
I am your friend, not your...

01:14:45.438 --> 01:14:46.313 align:center
Dictionary?

01:14:46.397 --> 01:14:48.063 align:center
You call yourself my friend?
You are my enemy.

01:14:48.147 --> 01:14:50.522 align:center
That's why you keep passing
these fritters to me.

01:14:50.688 --> 01:14:53.188 align:center
Don't eat them if you don't want to,
but don't blame my fritters.

01:14:55.105 --> 01:14:56.105 align:center
And it's like this—

01:14:56.313 --> 01:14:57.480 align:center
don't blame others when your own life

01:14:57.563 --> 01:14:58.563 align:center
is in jeopardy.

01:14:59.730 --> 01:15:00.938 align:center
Let it be. Move on.

01:15:01.022 --> 01:15:02.105 align:center
Move on?

01:15:02.313 --> 01:15:04.063 align:center
I wear a suit to my shop every day,

01:15:04.397 --> 01:15:05.480 align:center
then change into a kurta

01:15:05.605 --> 01:15:07.230 align:center
and slog in the shop all day.

01:15:07.605 --> 01:15:08.980 align:center
Stuck in the middle with nowhere to go.

01:15:10.397 --> 01:15:12.147 align:center
My life is bloody ruined.

01:15:12.897 --> 01:15:15.938 align:center
This is nothing like I imagined.

01:15:16.147 --> 01:15:17.647 align:center
Surili finally called.

01:15:18.438 --> 01:15:19.022 align:center
No, listen--

01:15:19.105 --> 01:15:21.272 align:center
your mom can never choose
the wrong bride for you.

01:15:21.397 --> 01:15:22.563 align:center
Don't drag my mom into this.

01:15:23.105 --> 01:15:24.522 align:center
My dad found this one for me.

01:15:25.563 --> 01:15:28.397 align:center
Whenever I've had a tryst with a girl,

01:15:30.730 --> 01:15:32.522 align:center
my life has been wrecked.

01:15:32.688 --> 01:15:33.730 align:center
I understand,

01:15:34.647 --> 01:15:35.688 align:center
but I'm busy right now.

01:15:36.063 --> 01:15:37.688 align:center
-Sorry, love.
-What kind of a friend--

01:15:37.730 --> 01:15:39.147 align:center
I was busy studying.

01:15:39.230 --> 01:15:41.438 align:center
Cracking IAS is not a piece
of cake, Surili.

01:15:41.522 --> 01:15:42.813 align:center
It takes a lot of hard work.

01:15:43.063 --> 01:15:44.022 align:center
News for you.

01:15:44.522 --> 01:15:45.313 align:center
Spill it.

01:15:45.813 --> 01:15:47.355 align:center
I will throw an explosive mourning feast,

01:15:47.438 --> 01:15:49.063 align:center
on my wedding anniversary.

01:15:49.188 --> 01:15:51.313 align:center
throw a party for the entire
neighbourhood.

01:15:51.813 --> 01:15:53.730 align:center
Mourning feast?

01:15:53.813 --> 01:15:57.605 align:center
Who holds a mourning feast
on his anniversary?

01:15:58.647 --> 01:16:00.980 align:center
Go to the temple. Pray.

01:16:01.147 --> 01:16:02.063 align:center
Arrange a veneration.

01:16:02.147 --> 01:16:03.355 align:center
Arrange a community meal.

01:16:04.730 --> 01:16:05.605 align:center
Memorial...

01:16:06.272 --> 01:16:07.688 align:center
They have forgotten...

01:16:08.272 --> 01:16:10.313 align:center
People have forgotten me.

01:16:10.647 --> 01:16:11.397 align:center
See?

01:16:11.480 --> 01:16:14.063 align:center
wherever I go,
it's always Sunny-Ginny.

01:16:14.147 --> 01:16:15.022 align:center
Okay...

01:16:15.105 --> 01:16:16.397 align:center
I can't tell you, father,

01:16:16.563 --> 01:16:18.730 align:center
how humiliated I feel.

01:16:18.813 --> 01:16:20.063 align:center
Are you some kind of politician?

01:16:20.188 --> 01:16:21.855 align:center
No one knows you beyond
this neighbourhood?

01:16:21.980 --> 01:16:23.522 align:center
And why do you want
to stay in the limelight?

01:16:23.605 --> 01:16:24.438 align:center
Wait a minute—

01:16:24.522 --> 01:16:26.605 align:center
why did you buy that phone
with WhatsApp?

01:16:27.313 --> 01:16:29.647 align:center
Why do you keep recharging it
with unlimited talk time?

01:16:30.355 --> 01:16:33.105 align:center
To express your feelings, right?

01:16:33.647 --> 01:16:35.813 align:center
My sentiments matters too.

01:16:35.980 --> 01:16:37.647 align:center
Look, Pintu--

01:16:37.730 --> 01:16:39.313 align:center
Show me.

01:16:40.313 --> 01:16:44.397 align:center
Looking at our lifestyle,
our house, people believe...

01:16:44.522 --> 01:16:46.355 align:center
-What do they believe?
-They believe

01:16:47.022 --> 01:16:50.980 align:center
I've buried a fat sum

01:16:51.147 --> 01:16:53.397 align:center
earned through bribery.

01:16:54.022 --> 01:16:55.272 align:center
I feel the same way.

01:16:55.772 --> 01:16:58.772 align:center
But I will pay for my 13th Anniversary.

01:16:58.897 --> 01:16:59.688 align:center
Okay.

01:16:59.813 --> 01:17:02.730 align:center
Self-reliant Pintu. Over and out.

01:17:03.647 --> 01:17:04.813 align:center
Not out.

01:17:06.480 --> 01:17:09.230 align:center
Patience, son. Patience.

01:17:09.355 --> 01:17:10.730 align:center
Kept it.

01:17:10.813 --> 01:17:15.272 align:center
Always takes away patience.
but never uses it himself.

01:17:32.147 --> 01:17:34.272 align:center
I have to buy a gift for brother
and sister-in-law's anniversary.

01:17:34.605 --> 01:17:36.272 align:center
Come on, take me to the market.

01:17:38.647 --> 01:17:39.355 align:center
Not today.

01:17:40.355 --> 01:17:41.272 align:center
We'll see tomorrow.

01:17:43.272 --> 01:17:43.980 align:center
Wait.

01:17:44.355 --> 01:17:46.022 align:center
What are you going
to see tomorrow?

01:17:47.105 --> 01:17:47.730 align:center
What happened?

01:17:48.397 --> 01:17:49.272 align:center
Why are you behaving like this?

01:17:51.647 --> 01:17:53.022 align:center
Why are you behaving like this?

01:17:54.105 --> 01:17:55.397 align:center
I am your wife.

01:17:55.480 --> 01:17:56.772 align:center
Talk to me.

01:17:57.563 --> 01:17:58.772 align:center
What is the problem? Tell me.

01:17:58.897 --> 01:17:59.813 align:center
I am listening.

01:18:00.313 --> 01:18:01.147 align:center
Are you angry?

01:18:01.522 --> 01:18:03.313 align:center
Are you upset?
Did I make a mistake?

01:18:03.563 --> 01:18:05.188 align:center
Speak up. Talk to me.

01:18:05.355 --> 01:18:06.480 align:center
Talk...

01:18:09.772 --> 01:18:11.313 align:center
I left my house,

01:18:11.522 --> 01:18:13.063 align:center
I left my city...

01:18:13.480 --> 01:18:16.063 align:center
not so that you could treat me
like this.

01:18:18.938 --> 01:18:20.563 align:center
And what did you do with me?

01:18:21.063 --> 01:18:23.313 align:center
But I did it with you!

01:18:24.438 --> 01:18:25.688 align:center
I made a mistake.

01:18:27.647 --> 01:18:29.313 align:center
And... what mistake?

01:18:29.522 --> 01:18:30.730 align:center
You are my husband.

01:18:31.272 --> 01:18:32.522 align:center
We are married, damn it.

01:18:36.855 --> 01:18:39.438 align:center
My friends forced me to drink.

01:18:39.772 --> 01:18:41.355 align:center
I got a little carried away.

01:18:42.897 --> 01:18:44.813 align:center
And anyway, if the girl is open-minded

01:18:44.897 --> 01:18:46.063 align:center
and makes the first move,

01:18:46.272 --> 01:18:48.063 align:center
it hurts the ego of you boys.

01:18:48.272 --> 01:18:49.980 align:center
Isn't that it? Tell me.

01:18:55.438 --> 01:18:56.522 align:center
Forcefully?

01:18:57.730 --> 01:18:58.813 align:center
Open-minded?

01:19:00.188 --> 01:19:01.397 align:center
Carried away?

01:19:04.022 --> 01:19:05.188 align:center
First move?

01:19:07.438 --> 01:19:08.355 align:center
Damn it?

01:19:11.230 --> 01:19:12.272 align:center
This is the reason.

01:19:12.605 --> 01:19:13.397 align:center
Sunny...

01:19:15.772 --> 01:19:16.688 align:center
Sunny...

01:19:25.147 --> 01:19:27.688 align:center
So far, sister, just for a parlour.

01:19:27.813 --> 01:19:29.897 align:center
I went to our local parlour
for my eyebrow once,

01:19:30.063 --> 01:19:31.647 align:center
and the women of our neighbourhood

01:19:31.730 --> 01:19:33.897 align:center
are such gossip queens.

01:19:34.022 --> 01:19:36.022 align:center
They started saying, "Dear God,

01:19:36.105 --> 01:19:38.147 align:center
Pintu's wife has become such a starlet—

01:19:38.230 --> 01:19:39.313 align:center
she gets her eyebrows done."

01:19:39.397 --> 01:19:40.188 align:center
Imagine.

01:19:40.438 --> 01:19:42.563 align:center
That's why I have to come
all the way to Gangapaar.

01:19:42.647 --> 01:19:44.605 align:center
Can I tell you something, Sarika ji?

01:19:44.730 --> 01:19:46.730 align:center
-I am your follower on Facebook.
-Is it?

01:19:46.813 --> 01:19:49.313 align:center
You even replied to me four months ago.

01:19:49.730 --> 01:19:52.730 align:center
You were live with those wet tresses...

01:19:53.563 --> 01:19:55.022 align:center
That was a lot of fun.

01:19:55.105 --> 01:19:56.022 align:center
Focus on your driving.

01:19:56.063 --> 01:19:58.855 align:center
Careful, Choti,
or he will unfollow me.

01:20:09.188 --> 01:20:10.397 align:center
-Smile.
-Thank you.

01:20:10.647 --> 01:20:16.605 align:center
Uncle Jesus, bring me a gift.

01:20:17.522 --> 01:20:18.522 align:center
My photo?

01:20:19.480 --> 01:20:24.147 align:center
My dear Parshuram Chaturvedi
aka brother Pintoo

01:20:24.563 --> 01:20:27.022 align:center
and social media star
sister-in-law Sarika—

01:20:27.105 --> 01:20:28.605 align:center
congratulations on your thirteenth
marriage anniversary.

01:20:28.688 --> 01:20:29.522 align:center
With best wishes,

01:20:29.605 --> 01:20:31.730 align:center
Rudranarayan D'Costa aka Rudal,
IAS in waiting.

01:20:31.855 --> 01:20:33.438 align:center
Without my consent

01:20:33.522 --> 01:20:35.647 align:center
he put up such a big poster of me.

01:20:36.688 --> 01:20:37.813 align:center
Such a crafty bugger.

01:20:38.147 --> 01:20:39.730 align:center
No one leaves without having
dinner, okay?

01:20:39.813 --> 01:20:41.063 align:center
Dinner. Enjoy.

01:20:42.438 --> 01:20:44.938 align:center
Uncle, I was thinking...

01:20:45.313 --> 01:20:48.022 align:center
it would have been more fun
if Nilu ji had been here too.

01:20:51.022 --> 01:20:55.980 align:center
Nilu ji blocked my number.

01:20:56.230 --> 01:20:57.022 align:center
Your number?

01:20:57.230 --> 01:20:58.105 align:center
What can I say?

01:20:58.188 --> 01:20:59.022 align:center
Disgusting.

01:21:01.063 --> 01:21:01.855 align:center
They are here.

01:21:02.105 --> 01:21:03.022 align:center
Thank you, thank you.

01:21:03.147 --> 01:21:04.105 align:center
Over here.

01:21:04.272 --> 01:21:05.438 align:center
Hello.

01:21:05.980 --> 01:21:07.397 align:center
Thank you, thank you.

01:21:07.480 --> 01:21:08.313 align:center
Thank you.

01:21:08.480 --> 01:21:10.438 align:center
I pay the bills and they get popular.

01:21:10.522 --> 01:21:12.272 align:center
Move, move, out of the way.

01:21:12.438 --> 01:21:13.772 align:center
So amazing.

01:21:14.855 --> 01:21:15.855 align:center
I will take a really cute couple photo

01:21:16.022 --> 01:21:17.272 align:center
of brother and sister-in-law

01:21:17.522 --> 01:21:20.188 align:center
and put it on display in my studio.

01:21:20.730 --> 01:21:21.897 align:center
What say?

01:21:23.105 --> 01:21:24.022 align:center
Come on, brother.

01:21:24.188 --> 01:21:25.563 align:center
give a nice pose.

01:21:27.313 --> 01:21:29.355 align:center
Chotu, give sister-in-law the candy.

01:21:30.105 --> 01:21:31.272 align:center
Take it, sister-in-law.

01:21:31.438 --> 01:21:32.272 align:center
Please.

01:21:32.897 --> 01:21:33.730 align:center
Great.

01:21:33.897 --> 01:21:34.813 align:center
Now, brother,

01:21:35.105 --> 01:21:36.605 align:center
you'll eat from this side

01:21:36.813 --> 01:21:38.105 align:center
and sister-in-law from the other.

01:21:38.230 --> 01:21:39.897 align:center
Just wait and see
what a candid shot this turns into.

01:21:40.063 --> 01:21:40.897 align:center
Come on.

01:21:41.897 --> 01:21:44.605 align:center
Cheese... ready... smile...

01:21:44.688 --> 01:21:45.897 align:center
I don't want to share it with her.

01:21:48.230 --> 01:21:49.522 align:center
Sister-in-law, smile.

01:21:51.688 --> 01:21:52.647 align:center
Do you see, Mishra?

01:21:52.938 --> 01:21:54.730 align:center
The arrangements are really great.

01:21:55.188 --> 01:21:56.897 align:center
Yes, it looks fantastic.

01:21:57.105 --> 01:21:57.980 align:center
Sister-in-law...

01:21:58.313 --> 01:21:59.438 align:center
You here?

01:21:59.855 --> 01:22:01.438 align:center
Looking for the ladies' toilet?

01:22:01.730 --> 01:22:02.605 align:center
It's over there.

01:22:08.230 --> 01:22:09.397 align:center
Sister-in-law...

01:22:11.188 --> 01:22:13.272 align:center
Should I show you a video of Sunny?

01:22:14.772 --> 01:22:15.730 align:center
It had become a viral sensation.

01:22:15.772 --> 01:22:16.730 align:center
Take a good look at this shameless,

01:22:16.813 --> 01:22:19.563 align:center
-perverted, womanising wrestler.
-This is why he couldn't get married.

01:22:19.605 --> 01:22:21.355 align:center
Shivansh Chaturvedi aka Sunny,

01:22:21.355 --> 01:22:22.605 align:center
and trapped you.

01:22:35.438 --> 01:22:36.480 align:center
Why did you show her the video?

01:22:36.688 --> 01:22:37.772 align:center
What was the need?

01:22:38.063 --> 01:22:41.105 align:center
That bloody Sunny humiliated me.

01:22:41.688 --> 01:22:42.980 align:center
Today I humiliated him.

01:22:43.313 --> 01:22:45.563 align:center
My party is done. Come on.

01:22:48.230 --> 01:22:49.313 align:center
What do I do?

01:22:50.147 --> 01:22:51.480 align:center
Who changed the song?

01:22:51.563 --> 01:22:52.147 align:center
What?

01:22:52.313 --> 01:22:53.063 align:center
Song?

01:22:54.188 --> 01:22:56.855 align:center
I had prepared for
"Dhak-Dhak Karne Laga."

01:22:57.980 --> 01:22:59.397 align:center
Bloody DJ.

01:23:06.397 --> 01:23:08.022 align:center
Look at her dancing.

01:23:08.188 --> 01:23:10.313 align:center
This is what you get for getting
a modern wife.

01:23:15.605 --> 01:23:16.397 align:center
Turn off the songs.

01:23:17.438 --> 01:23:18.105 align:center
Turn it off.

01:23:18.188 --> 01:23:20.188 align:center
She has no values at all.

01:23:21.230 --> 01:23:24.105 align:center
Choti, who made you drink
alcohol, dear?

01:23:24.563 --> 01:23:25.230 align:center
Why?

01:23:26.022 --> 01:23:27.230 align:center
Can't I drink on my own?

01:23:28.272 --> 01:23:28.980 align:center
Sunny...

01:23:29.563 --> 01:23:31.188 align:center
Tell Sunny to take her home.

01:23:31.355 --> 01:23:32.063 align:center
Sunny...

01:23:32.230 --> 01:23:33.480 align:center
Oh God.

01:23:33.730 --> 01:23:35.397 align:center
Now he will take me home as well.

01:23:35.647 --> 01:23:37.355 align:center
I can't do anything on my own.

01:23:37.980 --> 01:23:40.855 align:center
I can't stroll on our terrace
or wear a nighty.

01:23:40.980 --> 01:23:43.355 align:center
-But, child...
-Can't talk aloud.

01:23:43.772 --> 01:23:46.438 align:center
God, is this a house
or a moral science classroom?

01:23:46.980 --> 01:23:49.897 align:center
And all these rules, these lectures,

01:23:50.063 --> 01:23:51.897 align:center
this drama—only for me!

01:23:53.938 --> 01:23:54.772 align:center
Let's go home.

01:23:59.563 --> 01:24:00.813 align:center
I don't want to go back to your house.

01:24:00.897 --> 01:24:02.605 align:center
I will go back to my house in Delhi.

01:24:02.855 --> 01:24:06.980 align:center
Control. Control. Control.

01:24:07.563 --> 01:24:08.730 align:center
What happened?

01:24:09.980 --> 01:24:11.022 align:center
Nothing happened.

01:24:12.688 --> 01:24:15.980 align:center
There is nothing between us
that couples have.

01:24:19.897 --> 01:24:21.772 align:center
Please go home.

01:24:21.897 --> 01:24:23.188 align:center
Have your dinner.

01:24:23.272 --> 01:24:26.355 align:center
Take it home if you want—go.

01:24:26.772 --> 01:24:30.563 align:center
Arguments are common
among newly-wed couples,

01:24:30.813 --> 01:24:32.772 align:center
but never between them.

01:24:34.355 --> 01:24:37.438 align:center
Sunny, you should pull Ginny's hair.

01:24:37.730 --> 01:24:40.688 align:center
And Ginny, you—

01:24:41.063 --> 01:24:43.980 align:center
slap him, gently.

01:24:49.272 --> 01:24:52.772 align:center
You said your son has a startup
in Dehradun.

01:24:57.147 --> 01:24:59.813 align:center
You didn't tell me he runs a shop.

01:25:02.063 --> 01:25:03.938 align:center
And why didn't you show me
that video?

01:25:04.647 --> 01:25:05.730 align:center
What was it called?

01:25:06.563 --> 01:25:07.688 align:center
Oh God—

01:25:08.022 --> 01:25:09.522 align:center
what was it called?

01:25:10.688 --> 01:25:12.313 align:center
"Womanising Wrestler."

01:25:14.188 --> 01:25:14.813 align:center
Wow.

01:25:15.897 --> 01:25:17.605 align:center
What a cute video that was.

01:25:17.855 --> 01:25:19.438 align:center
You should have shown it to me too.

01:25:19.522 --> 01:25:20.772 align:center
Shut this nonsense.

01:25:20.980 --> 01:25:22.688 align:center
You and your mother crossed all limits

01:25:22.772 --> 01:25:23.938 align:center
of absurdity.

01:25:24.980 --> 01:25:27.230 align:center
She was saying
she cleared high school in Hindi—

01:25:28.105 --> 01:25:29.980 align:center
she is a graduate in English.

01:25:30.063 --> 01:25:31.438 align:center
She used to work in a call centre.

01:25:33.355 --> 01:25:34.772 align:center
Was she a call girl?

01:25:35.522 --> 01:25:38.730 align:center
Uncle, it's a call centre,
not a call girl—

01:25:38.813 --> 01:25:40.022 align:center
the place where you call and shout,

01:25:40.147 --> 01:25:41.272 align:center
"my recharge is over,

01:25:41.355 --> 01:25:42.563 align:center
my balance is over."

01:25:42.730 --> 01:25:43.813 align:center
-Call centre. Call centre.
-Oh, that's her.

01:25:43.980 --> 01:25:44.772 align:center
Listen...

01:25:52.563 --> 01:25:53.647 align:center
Mother swear—

01:25:55.147 --> 01:25:57.730 align:center
I will never look at you again!

01:26:00.022 --> 01:26:00.813 align:center
Really?

01:26:05.480 --> 01:26:07.980 align:center
As if you treated me like
a princess till now.

01:26:10.688 --> 01:26:11.688 align:center
Thank you, man.

01:26:11.772 --> 01:26:13.313 align:center
It was really fun with you.

01:26:18.230 --> 01:26:20.063 align:center
And since you found out everything,

01:26:20.188 --> 01:26:21.397 align:center
here's another truth--

01:26:21.730 --> 01:26:24.730 align:center
I had a broken engagement
before this marriage.

01:26:35.397 --> 01:26:38.563 align:center
Now you will pay for my thirteenth.

01:26:38.730 --> 01:26:39.855 align:center
Of course.

01:26:40.772 --> 01:26:41.980 align:center
Control.

01:26:43.188 --> 01:26:44.313 align:center
Kept it.

01:26:46.313 --> 01:26:50.772 align:center
You taught me how to laugh,

01:26:51.022 --> 01:26:55.647 align:center
you taught me how to cry.

01:26:55.980 --> 01:27:00.355 align:center
Why did you pull me so close,

01:27:00.647 --> 01:27:04.730 align:center
only to cast me aside?

01:27:05.438 --> 01:27:13.397 align:center
My Lord, where do I go now?

01:27:13.563 --> 01:27:14.897 align:center
Tell me.

01:27:15.022 --> 01:27:22.980 align:center
My Lord, where do I go now?

01:27:23.063 --> 01:27:26.980 align:center
Tell me.

01:27:36.730 --> 01:27:38.730 align:center
Sunny's wife left him.

01:27:39.105 --> 01:27:40.730 align:center
I heard there was nothing
between them.

01:27:41.313 --> 01:27:43.105 align:center
Then what were all those
screams about?

01:27:43.272 --> 01:27:44.397 align:center
God knows whose they were.

01:27:44.480 --> 01:27:46.230 align:center
These things are common between
husband and wife.

01:27:46.313 --> 01:27:48.647 align:center
The poor fellow finally got married.

01:27:48.730 --> 01:27:49.522 align:center
Brother Sunny.

01:27:53.022 --> 01:27:54.397 align:center
Now do you understand
why brother Sunny

01:27:54.480 --> 01:27:55.605 align:center
wasn't buying condoms the other day?

01:27:55.730 --> 01:27:58.855 align:center
Sunny and his entire family
were humiliated.

01:27:59.355 --> 01:28:02.147 align:center
Now watch—everyone will remember

01:28:02.230 --> 01:28:03.772 align:center
brother Pintu's thirteenth anniversary.

01:28:03.855 --> 01:28:05.230 align:center
It's not something to forget.

01:28:05.438 --> 01:28:07.563 align:center
He lied to marry her.

01:28:07.647 --> 01:28:10.188 align:center
And bro, handling a Delhi girl
isn't everyone's cup of tea.

01:28:10.355 --> 01:28:12.522 align:center
I can already see the headlines—

01:28:12.605 --> 01:28:15.230 align:center
"Womanising wrestler turns
out to be a dud."

01:28:15.313 --> 01:28:19.063 align:center
"Wife absconds..."

01:28:20.230 --> 01:28:21.772 align:center
Did you enjoy that?

01:28:23.022 --> 01:28:23.980 align:center
This...

01:28:24.272 --> 01:28:27.105 align:center
this is Ram Sevak's son.

01:28:27.980 --> 01:28:29.355 align:center
He is not a dud.

01:28:32.438 --> 01:28:33.772 align:center
That hit pretty hard.

01:28:34.147 --> 01:28:35.022 align:center
Did he hurt you pretty bad?

01:28:35.188 --> 01:28:36.230 align:center
I might need stitches.

01:28:36.313 --> 01:28:37.188 align:center
Let's go to the hospital.

01:28:38.355 --> 01:28:40.438 align:center
I was very scared...

01:28:42.688 --> 01:28:44.147 align:center
after the first-night incident.

01:28:47.063 --> 01:28:49.730 align:center
I kept thinking
about the fake news scam.

01:28:54.355 --> 01:28:56.772 align:center
Eventually we started getting close,

01:28:59.397 --> 01:29:02.105 align:center
and I learnt her truth
from social media.

01:29:07.813 --> 01:29:09.105 align:center
What are you drinking?

01:29:14.522 --> 01:29:16.230 align:center
-Apple juice.
-Is it?

01:29:16.355 --> 01:29:17.980 align:center
Let me see. Come on.

01:29:18.355 --> 01:29:19.022 align:center
I already drank from it.

01:29:19.105 --> 01:29:20.522 align:center
I'll get you a fresh one
from the market tomorrow.

01:29:20.647 --> 01:29:21.438 align:center
I want this one.

01:29:21.813 --> 01:29:22.563 align:center
This one.

01:29:25.355 --> 01:29:26.313 align:center
It's sour.

01:29:28.272 --> 01:29:29.480 align:center
Sour, he says...

01:29:39.105 --> 01:29:40.022 align:center
Get up.

01:29:40.480 --> 01:29:41.438 align:center
Get up.

01:29:43.188 --> 01:29:46.230 align:center
Give me yours too—come on.

01:29:59.522 --> 01:30:02.438 align:center
And that bottle you are hiding—

01:30:02.605 --> 01:30:03.772 align:center
give me that too.
Come on.

01:30:04.438 --> 01:30:05.688 align:center
Bottle?

01:30:06.063 --> 01:30:07.730 align:center
Where?

01:30:08.438 --> 01:30:09.772 align:center
Where, huh?

01:30:21.313 --> 01:30:22.980 align:center
It's okay. Stop. Stop.

01:30:32.980 --> 01:30:35.438 align:center
Trying to lie to your father, eh?

01:30:37.105 --> 01:30:39.563 align:center
Drinking alcohol in the house.

01:30:39.730 --> 01:30:41.688 align:center
We couldn't have a sip--

01:30:41.730 --> 01:30:42.813 align:center
you gulped down everything.

01:30:43.022 --> 01:30:44.480 align:center
What are you doing?

01:30:44.563 --> 01:30:46.022 align:center
This won't help,
they're young and robust.

01:30:46.147 --> 01:30:46.772 align:center
Try this.

01:30:46.980 --> 01:30:49.563 align:center
-You are a madman.
-Yes.

01:30:52.730 --> 01:30:54.730 align:center
For years

01:30:56.897 --> 01:31:01.855 align:center
I silently endured all the humiliation

01:31:02.022 --> 01:31:04.355 align:center
for his misdeeds.

01:31:05.188 --> 01:31:06.522 align:center
For so many years...

01:31:07.813 --> 01:31:11.063 align:center
And now it's become difficult
to step out of the house again.

01:31:12.480 --> 01:31:17.397 align:center
People stop me on the street and say--

01:31:17.730 --> 01:31:21.188 align:center
"Your son turned out to be a dud."

01:31:22.105 --> 01:31:24.522 align:center
"His wife left him."

01:31:24.605 --> 01:31:26.397 align:center
And he even ruined
my thirteenth anniversary.

01:31:26.605 --> 01:31:28.438 align:center
What drama is this?

01:31:28.522 --> 01:31:29.313 align:center
Control. Control.

01:31:29.397 --> 01:31:30.272 align:center
Yes—control.

01:31:30.438 --> 01:31:31.397 align:center
Drama...

01:31:32.355 --> 01:31:33.355 align:center
Sunny,

01:31:34.188 --> 01:31:38.980 align:center
now you must prove
that you are a boy...

01:31:40.230 --> 01:31:43.438 align:center
my boy. You have to prove that.

01:31:44.022 --> 01:31:46.063 align:center
-How?
-How else?

01:31:46.230 --> 01:31:49.772 align:center
Bring your wife back home.

01:31:50.188 --> 01:31:51.438 align:center
That girl?

01:31:51.605 --> 01:31:55.730 align:center
What do you mean "that girl"?

01:31:55.980 --> 01:31:58.730 align:center
She is your wife. Bring her back.

01:31:58.980 --> 01:32:00.813 align:center
And prove that you are a man—

01:32:00.980 --> 01:32:04.022 align:center
strong and untainted like me.

01:32:05.772 --> 01:32:08.563 align:center
Dude, I've come across many fathers,

01:32:08.730 --> 01:32:12.605 align:center
but never one as stubborn
and selfish as you.

01:32:13.147 --> 01:32:14.397 align:center
What do you mean?

01:32:14.563 --> 01:32:16.772 align:center
What do you mean you've come
across many fathers?

01:32:17.730 --> 01:32:21.313 align:center
You have only one father—that's me.

01:32:21.397 --> 01:32:24.105 align:center
Sri Ram Sevak Chaturvedi.

01:32:24.313 --> 01:32:30.272 align:center
And if you don't bring your
wife back, son,

01:32:30.897 --> 01:32:35.772 align:center
then I'll be Late
Sri Ram Sevak Chaturvedi.

01:32:36.188 --> 01:32:37.563 align:center
I will go to Delhi--

01:32:39.063 --> 01:32:40.397 align:center
but not to bring her back.

01:32:40.730 --> 01:32:42.313 align:center
I will divorce her.

01:32:43.063 --> 01:32:46.480 align:center
After that, whether you go
to Heaven or Hell,

01:32:46.730 --> 01:32:48.813 align:center
I don't give a damn.

01:32:48.897 --> 01:32:49.522 align:center
What?

01:32:49.730 --> 01:32:50.522 align:center
Heaven...

01:32:50.730 --> 01:32:52.022 align:center
-Sarika.
-Yes.

01:32:52.105 --> 01:32:53.397 align:center
Sarika, come here quickly.

01:32:53.563 --> 01:32:54.980 align:center
What happened?

01:32:55.105 --> 01:32:57.563 align:center
It's a miracle.

01:32:57.730 --> 01:32:59.855 align:center
This guy is going to Delhi
and this one to Heaven.

01:32:59.980 --> 01:33:01.730 align:center
We will be the sole owners
of this property.

01:33:01.813 --> 01:33:02.772 align:center
Wow!

01:33:02.938 --> 01:33:04.563 align:center
Listen.
Vacate your room tomorrow.

01:33:04.647 --> 01:33:05.522 align:center
We don't want any tenants.

01:33:05.605 --> 01:33:06.313 align:center
Come on, leave.
Leave. Leave.

01:33:06.397 --> 01:33:07.063 align:center
I will build a studio there.

01:33:07.188 --> 01:33:08.230 align:center
What studio?

01:33:08.313 --> 01:33:09.730 align:center
Patience. Patience.

01:33:11.522 --> 01:33:12.563 align:center
Unbelievable.

01:33:14.022 --> 01:33:15.938 align:center
Everything becomes viral.

01:33:16.147 --> 01:33:18.605 align:center
It's like he has sworn
to go viral every time.

01:33:19.147 --> 01:33:21.397 align:center
Anyone can make anything
viral these days.

01:33:37.355 --> 01:33:39.188 align:center
Sarika called.

01:33:42.355 --> 01:33:44.230 align:center
I don't want to talk about it.

01:33:46.813 --> 01:33:48.563 align:center
The only modern thing
about that place was the toilet.

01:33:53.563 --> 01:33:57.730 align:center
Do you know
the two biggest problems

01:33:57.813 --> 01:33:59.730 align:center
in a woman's life?

01:34:01.480 --> 01:34:03.397 align:center
First—when she becomes

01:34:03.480 --> 01:34:04.980 align:center
an unwed mother.

01:34:06.313 --> 01:34:07.063 align:center
And second...

01:34:07.855 --> 01:34:09.313 align:center
when she can't become a mother

01:34:09.480 --> 01:34:11.188 align:center
even after marriage.

01:34:14.022 --> 01:34:14.897 align:center
Sometimes,

01:34:16.188 --> 01:34:17.772 align:center
after having a child,

01:34:18.438 --> 01:34:19.897 align:center
things return to normal.

01:34:22.605 --> 01:34:23.730 align:center
At least give it a try, dear.

01:34:29.688 --> 01:34:31.230 align:center
There was nothing between us.

01:34:32.397 --> 01:34:33.105 align:center
What do you mean?

01:34:35.855 --> 01:34:36.605 align:center
Let it be.

01:34:38.272 --> 01:34:40.105 align:center
You did like him.

01:34:42.730 --> 01:34:43.772 align:center
I did like him.

01:34:46.313 --> 01:34:48.397 align:center
That's why I tried.

01:34:49.522 --> 01:34:50.605 align:center
I tried so much...

01:34:51.813 --> 01:34:54.730 align:center
to explain, to convince...

01:34:55.730 --> 01:34:57.397 align:center
to fix everything.

01:35:03.397 --> 01:35:04.355 align:center
But not anymore.

01:35:14.022 --> 01:35:15.147 align:center
What do you want?

01:35:15.355 --> 01:35:17.855 align:center
-That I never become an IAS?
-IAS?

01:35:18.022 --> 01:35:19.022 align:center
The exams are around the corner,

01:35:19.105 --> 01:35:20.605 align:center
and you're dragging me to Delhi.

01:35:21.147 --> 01:35:22.813 align:center
Stop lying to yourself, understood?

01:35:23.980 --> 01:35:26.022 align:center
Get out of these idiocies.

01:35:30.480 --> 01:35:32.480 align:center
That's the one thing love has taught me.

01:35:32.688 --> 01:35:36.355 align:center
Look... I'm just a few kilometres

01:35:36.438 --> 01:35:37.980 align:center
away from my LBSNAA.

01:35:39.688 --> 01:35:41.605 align:center
And what do you mean by idiocies?

01:35:41.813 --> 01:35:43.147 align:center
This is our family tradition.

01:35:44.480 --> 01:35:45.563 align:center
My grandfather sold betel leaves

01:35:45.688 --> 01:35:47.522 align:center
while preparing for this.

01:35:47.688 --> 01:35:48.813 align:center
My father became a village officer.

01:35:48.980 --> 01:35:50.272 align:center
And you will grow old.

01:35:51.563 --> 01:35:52.272 align:center
I'm telling you—

01:35:52.355 --> 01:35:55.022 align:center
quietly find some people
in network marketing.

01:35:55.272 --> 01:35:56.313 align:center
You've already found Surili.

01:35:56.480 --> 01:35:57.355 align:center
Marry her.

01:35:57.980 --> 01:36:00.438 align:center
Or else you'll end up
worse than me.

01:36:04.355 --> 01:36:07.230 align:center
Sunny... when did you fall in love?

01:36:07.397 --> 01:36:08.105 align:center
What do you mean?

01:36:08.605 --> 01:36:09.688 align:center
You just said,

01:36:09.730 --> 01:36:11.397 align:center
"Even I learnt this in love."

01:36:12.313 --> 01:36:12.897 align:center
Did I say that?

01:36:15.855 --> 01:36:17.688 align:center
My watch isn't working.

01:36:21.813 --> 01:36:22.772 align:center
Just wait and watch.

01:36:22.897 --> 01:36:24.188 align:center
She left home--

01:36:24.605 --> 01:36:26.272 align:center
by now, she must be in a terrible state.

01:36:26.397 --> 01:36:27.730 align:center
But I won't be persuaded.

01:36:28.480 --> 01:36:30.147 align:center
I'll speak about divorce directly.

01:36:30.897 --> 01:36:32.522 align:center
Whatever you want to do,
do it quickly.

01:36:33.188 --> 01:36:35.313 align:center
(Chanting)

01:36:45.147 --> 01:36:45.980 align:center
What?

01:36:49.730 --> 01:36:50.730 align:center
Divorce papers.

01:36:51.688 --> 01:36:54.022 align:center
Ginny wants a fresh start.

01:36:54.730 --> 01:36:56.772 align:center
We've arranged a ritual
to pacify the planets.

01:36:57.647 --> 01:36:59.272 align:center
Read it, sign it,

01:37:01.813 --> 01:37:02.980 align:center
and take it along.

01:37:03.105 --> 01:37:04.647 align:center
Show it to someone educated.

01:37:04.730 --> 01:37:05.438 align:center
Just like me.

01:37:05.522 --> 01:37:06.480 align:center
Thank you.

01:37:07.605 --> 01:37:09.855 align:center
By the way, why are you here?

01:37:10.105 --> 01:37:12.230 align:center
- Well, he...
- He had to fill

01:37:12.272 --> 01:37:13.188 align:center
his UPSC form.

01:37:14.022 --> 01:37:16.522 align:center
Father said we should give you
a box of black pudding.

01:37:16.647 --> 01:37:17.980 align:center
Go on, give her the box.

01:37:18.188 --> 01:37:19.605 align:center
Let it be, son.

01:37:19.772 --> 01:37:22.855 align:center
He didn't call me even once
after the wedding.

01:37:23.022 --> 01:37:24.063 align:center
Good job.

01:37:25.897 --> 01:37:28.480 align:center
But he was saying
you blocked his pudding...

01:37:28.647 --> 01:37:30.772 align:center
-I mean, his number.
-What? Me?

01:37:31.147 --> 01:37:32.313 align:center
You did the right thing.

01:37:32.480 --> 01:37:34.397 align:center
He deserved it. Rubbish.

01:37:34.897 --> 01:37:36.772 align:center
Mom, I'm going to a party.

01:37:36.855 --> 01:37:37.730 align:center
I'll be late.

01:37:37.772 --> 01:37:39.813 align:center
Okay. Be safe.

01:37:40.688 --> 01:37:42.188 align:center
Come on, leave now.

01:37:42.355 --> 01:37:43.605 align:center
Buses are usually crowded,
aren't they?

01:37:43.730 --> 01:37:44.022 align:center
Exactly.

01:37:44.105 --> 01:37:45.230 align:center
You'll have to stand
the whole way, right?

01:37:45.355 --> 01:37:46.105 align:center
Come on, go.

01:37:46.772 --> 01:37:48.897 align:center
Excuse me, Tiger.

01:37:50.272 --> 01:37:51.605 align:center
Your documents.

01:37:53.855 --> 01:37:54.730 align:center
Didn't you hear?

01:37:55.022 --> 01:37:55.730 align:center
Let's head back.

01:37:56.647 --> 01:37:57.188 align:center
You go ahead.

01:37:57.272 --> 01:37:58.313 align:center
I'll join you shortly.

01:37:59.355 --> 01:38:01.147 align:center
Rot here for all I care.

01:38:11.272 --> 01:38:12.355 align:center
Hi.

01:38:19.272 --> 01:38:20.730 align:center
Looking stunning, man.

01:38:20.772 --> 01:38:22.147 align:center
Rascal...

01:38:23.730 --> 01:38:24.688 align:center
Let's go.

01:38:40.688 --> 01:38:41.772 align:center
Have some tea.

01:38:42.105 --> 01:38:43.813 align:center
It'll ease your restlessness.

01:38:44.022 --> 01:38:44.897 align:center
For him,

01:38:47.313 --> 01:38:50.605 align:center
a cup of hot tea,

01:38:50.813 --> 01:38:52.605 align:center
served to every lover

01:38:52.855 --> 01:38:54.647 align:center
by Smriti's Piyush Tea Stall.

01:38:54.813 --> 01:38:58.063 align:center
Oh Jesus, you're
an incredible poet.

01:38:58.688 --> 01:39:01.355 align:center
Nothing remains
in this broken heart

01:39:01.730 --> 01:39:02.897 align:center
except poetry.

01:39:03.063 --> 01:39:04.855 align:center
Rascal, someone truly heartbroken

01:39:05.063 --> 01:39:07.772 align:center
doesn't open a roadside tea stall
and boast cheap poetry.

01:39:08.480 --> 01:39:10.480 align:center
It's only cracked from the edges,

01:39:10.730 --> 01:39:13.022 align:center
still intact at the centre,

01:39:13.147 --> 01:39:16.522 align:center
waiting for Smriti to return.

01:39:16.647 --> 01:39:18.188 align:center
She was the HR here.

01:39:18.813 --> 01:39:21.147 align:center
Our love brewed
over tea and snacks.

01:39:21.980 --> 01:39:25.730 align:center
Then one day Dev
mixed salt in my tea...

01:39:26.480 --> 01:39:28.730 align:center
and Smriti left me forever.

01:39:28.813 --> 01:39:29.980 align:center
She'll come back. She will.

01:39:30.188 --> 01:39:31.355 align:center
Do you sell samosas too?

01:39:31.522 --> 01:39:32.355 align:center
No.

01:39:32.813 --> 01:39:34.272 align:center
Rudal.

01:39:36.355 --> 01:39:37.480 align:center
I've decided.

01:39:37.605 --> 01:39:38.730 align:center
Very good.

01:39:40.397 --> 01:39:41.855 align:center
What have you decided now?

01:39:43.147 --> 01:39:44.313 align:center
I'll impress her.

01:39:44.522 --> 01:39:45.980 align:center
Dear Lord.

01:39:46.230 --> 01:39:48.438 align:center
Your wife is a firecracker.

01:39:48.730 --> 01:39:49.980 align:center
All the men in Delhi

01:39:50.063 --> 01:39:51.105 align:center
are chasing her with matches.

01:39:51.188 --> 01:39:52.438 align:center
Why do you want to impress her?

01:39:53.272 --> 01:39:55.730 align:center
I mean—I will impress her.

01:39:55.897 --> 01:39:57.647 align:center
Not here. In Hrishikesh,

01:39:58.022 --> 01:40:00.272 align:center
where she humiliated me.

01:40:01.022 --> 01:40:02.730 align:center
All muscle, no brains.

01:40:03.480 --> 01:40:05.438 align:center
Why did you come here anyway?

01:40:05.772 --> 01:40:07.022 align:center
To divorce her.

01:40:07.230 --> 01:40:08.188 align:center
She divorced you effortlessly.

01:40:08.272 --> 01:40:09.438 align:center
Sign the papers
and let's go back.

01:40:09.605 --> 01:40:12.855 align:center
Listen... I've only faced defeat.

01:40:13.355 --> 01:40:15.230 align:center
But I won't lose to my wife.

01:40:15.438 --> 01:40:16.397 align:center
Not at any cost.

01:40:16.605 --> 01:40:19.522 align:center
This time, I won't leave
without a medal of honor.

01:40:19.730 --> 01:40:20.647 align:center
Understood?

01:40:23.063 --> 01:40:24.022 align:center
I'm confused.

01:40:24.230 --> 01:40:26.147 align:center
You're saying
your legally wedded wife—

01:40:26.272 --> 01:40:27.688 align:center
you'll impress her first,

01:40:27.730 --> 01:40:28.813 align:center
then walk away

01:40:28.897 --> 01:40:30.730 align:center
like a rejected lover?

01:40:31.022 --> 01:40:33.147 align:center
I'm not a rejected lover.

01:40:34.105 --> 01:40:36.105 align:center
I'm a broken husband.

01:40:36.855 --> 01:40:38.897 align:center
I came here to divorce her,

01:40:39.355 --> 01:40:40.897 align:center
not to be divorced.

01:40:41.605 --> 01:40:42.730 align:center
Now my ego is involved.

01:40:42.813 --> 01:40:45.605 align:center
Oh really? What ego, bro?

01:40:54.813 --> 01:40:55.563 align:center
The ego of being a husband.

01:40:55.647 --> 01:40:57.022 align:center
Brilliant.

01:40:57.230 --> 01:40:59.230 align:center
I can get you hired
as a driver in the company.

01:41:10.063 --> 01:41:12.980 align:center
The heart is stubborn...

01:41:13.730 --> 01:41:16.563 align:center
and persistent.

01:41:17.522 --> 01:41:20.647 align:center
Determined

01:41:21.188 --> 01:41:24.438 align:center
to make you mine.

01:41:25.147 --> 01:41:28.730 align:center
It's gone mad in your love—

01:41:28.772 --> 01:41:32.355 align:center
once sensible, now lost.

01:41:32.438 --> 01:41:35.897 align:center
Without you, there is no peace.

01:41:36.313 --> 01:41:39.730 align:center
How much I love you—

01:41:40.063 --> 01:41:43.022 align:center
tell me how to express it.

01:41:43.105 --> 01:41:46.438 align:center
I can carve out my heart.

01:41:46.855 --> 01:41:50.522 align:center
I can carve out my heart, my love.

01:41:50.688 --> 01:41:54.105 align:center
I can carve out my heart.

01:42:12.605 --> 01:42:15.605 align:center
The wedding vows, long talks,

01:42:15.688 --> 01:42:17.980 align:center
all the meetings are done.

01:42:19.897 --> 01:42:23.022 align:center
Now I dream of long nights

01:42:23.105 --> 01:42:25.522 align:center
and longer monsoons with you.

01:42:27.147 --> 01:42:28.355 align:center
You are my destiny...

01:42:28.438 --> 01:42:30.188 align:center
Driver, stop the car.

01:42:30.813 --> 01:42:34.230 align:center
-You are my fate.
-Come on, guys.

01:42:34.355 --> 01:42:37.647 align:center
How much I love you—

01:42:38.105 --> 01:42:41.355 align:center
tell me how to express it.

01:42:41.813 --> 01:42:45.188 align:center
How much I love you—

01:42:45.688 --> 01:42:48.563 align:center
tell me how to express it.

01:42:48.730 --> 01:42:52.105 align:center
I can carve out my heart.

01:42:52.563 --> 01:42:56.188 align:center
I can carve out my heart, my love.

01:42:56.272 --> 01:42:59.313 align:center
I can carve out my heart.

01:43:14.522 --> 01:43:17.438 align:center
I won't be swayed
by your words this time.

01:43:17.522 --> 01:43:19.897 align:center
I won't regret it again.

01:43:21.980 --> 01:43:24.855 align:center
I can never love you again—

01:43:24.938 --> 01:43:27.730 align:center
never be yours again.

01:43:29.063 --> 01:43:32.730 align:center
Stop crossing my path
like this every day.

01:43:32.813 --> 01:43:36.272 align:center
Have you ever seen
the East and West unite?

01:43:36.355 --> 01:43:42.772 align:center
I've clearly said no.
I don't want your love—

01:43:43.105 --> 01:43:46.730 align:center
even if you rip out your heart.

01:43:46.813 --> 01:43:53.897 align:center
Even if you do it
a million times.

01:43:54.355 --> 01:43:57.772 align:center
Even if you carve out your heart.

01:43:58.147 --> 01:44:01.355 align:center
I can carve out my heart.

01:44:01.855 --> 01:44:05.522 align:center
I can carve out my heart, my love.

01:44:05.605 --> 01:44:08.938 align:center
I can carve out my heart.

01:44:18.480 --> 01:44:20.605 align:center
Ginny, come on—let's dance.

01:44:20.688 --> 01:44:21.688 align:center
-I'll join you. You go ahead.
-Come on.

01:44:21.730 --> 01:44:23.605 align:center
-Go.
- Don't take long.

01:44:23.772 --> 01:44:24.897 align:center
Come soon.

01:44:30.063 --> 01:44:31.355 align:center
Oh God, Dev—

01:44:31.730 --> 01:44:33.022 align:center
what's wrong?

01:44:35.522 --> 01:44:38.688 align:center
Ginny, let's go somewhere.

01:44:39.313 --> 01:44:40.105 align:center
What do you mean?

01:44:40.188 --> 01:44:41.105 align:center
Where do you want to go?

01:44:41.355 --> 01:44:44.480 align:center
I mean... I like you.

01:44:44.605 --> 01:44:46.272 align:center
Are you crazy?
Dev, we're just friends.

01:44:46.438 --> 01:44:47.230 align:center
Right.

01:44:47.480 --> 01:44:49.688 align:center
We're friends. That's why—

01:44:50.813 --> 01:44:51.688 align:center
Ashni!

01:44:52.022 --> 01:44:52.980 align:center
Ashni!

01:44:53.147 --> 01:44:55.105 align:center
You're looking so hot today.

01:44:55.730 --> 01:44:57.438 align:center
I know what you want.

01:44:58.605 --> 01:44:59.897 align:center
Dev, stop it.

01:45:00.063 --> 01:45:01.647 align:center
-Stop it, Dev.
-Let's go, okay?

01:45:17.647 --> 01:45:19.063 align:center
She is my wife!

01:45:32.397 --> 01:45:33.355 align:center
Sunny.

01:45:35.855 --> 01:45:36.730 align:center
Hello.

01:45:36.772 --> 01:45:37.730 align:center
Yes, Father.

01:45:39.480 --> 01:45:40.563 align:center
Father?

01:45:41.605 --> 01:45:44.480 align:center
Since when did you start
calling me Father?

01:45:46.438 --> 01:45:48.022 align:center
Rudal said

01:45:49.480 --> 01:45:51.480 align:center
you've taken a job as a driver.

01:45:52.813 --> 01:45:56.063 align:center
Any problem, son?

01:45:57.730 --> 01:46:00.022 align:center
Just serving my wife.

01:46:01.730 --> 01:46:08.438 align:center
I think it's the water of Delhi.

01:46:09.397 --> 01:46:13.397 align:center
First my brother, and now...

01:46:16.563 --> 01:46:17.522 align:center
Listen--

01:46:20.355 --> 01:46:23.397 align:center
Holi is on the 4th.

01:46:24.272 --> 01:46:26.022 align:center
I've arranged an auspicious ritual.

01:46:26.188 --> 01:46:27.897 align:center
The entire family will be there.

01:46:28.105 --> 01:46:28.980 align:center
You too--

01:46:30.230 --> 01:46:31.605 align:center
come back, son.

01:46:32.063 --> 01:46:32.980 align:center
Wait, let me speak.

01:46:33.272 --> 01:46:34.813 align:center
Hello, Chote.

01:46:35.063 --> 01:46:36.355 align:center
If you need money,

01:46:36.438 --> 01:46:37.730 align:center
text me directly.

01:46:38.147 --> 01:46:41.230 align:center
No need to inform anyone else.

01:46:41.397 --> 01:46:42.688 align:center
I'll send it immediately.

01:46:42.897 --> 01:46:45.730 align:center
Listen, Sunny. Come home.

01:46:49.897 --> 01:46:51.855 align:center
- What--
- You're just...

01:46:56.105 --> 01:46:57.397 align:center
Let's go back, Sunny.

01:47:01.230 --> 01:47:02.938 align:center
After what happened

01:47:04.147 --> 01:47:05.563 align:center
at the club yesterday,

01:47:08.980 --> 01:47:10.397 align:center
it's over.

01:47:10.605 --> 01:47:11.647 align:center
Try to understand.

01:47:12.730 --> 01:47:13.730 align:center
You try to understand.

01:47:15.730 --> 01:47:19.147 align:center
I'm not returning
without my wife.

01:47:20.522 --> 01:47:23.022 align:center
You'll destroy my life
along with yours.

01:47:23.272 --> 01:47:24.313 align:center
This is my final attempt.

01:47:24.397 --> 01:47:25.730 align:center
If I don't clear it this time,

01:47:26.480 --> 01:47:28.563 align:center
I may never become an IAS.

01:47:28.730 --> 01:47:29.772 align:center
IAS?

01:47:32.897 --> 01:47:34.397 align:center
Why are you deluding yourself?

01:47:35.188 --> 01:47:39.105 align:center
Don't chase what isn't meant
for you.

01:47:41.688 --> 01:47:44.855 align:center
Drop this stubbornness
and focus on your life.

01:47:52.438 --> 01:47:54.397 align:center
Are you saying this to me,
or to yourself?

01:48:01.063 --> 01:48:01.980 align:center
Ginny?

01:48:03.647 --> 01:48:04.522 align:center
You two...

01:48:05.855 --> 01:48:07.397 align:center
continue fighting.

01:48:09.188 --> 01:48:10.147 align:center
I'm leaving.

01:48:10.563 --> 01:48:11.272 align:center
Rudal.

01:48:17.730 --> 01:48:18.688 align:center
Rudal, listen to...

01:48:18.730 --> 01:48:19.647 align:center
Rudal.

01:48:23.063 --> 01:48:24.897 align:center
I was the hero's friend only till now.
From here on,

01:48:26.397 --> 01:48:28.563 align:center
I become the hero of my own life.

01:48:29.605 --> 01:48:30.480 align:center
I...

01:48:39.730 --> 01:48:41.105 align:center
What are you trying to prove?

01:48:41.563 --> 01:48:42.730 align:center
By chasing me?

01:48:43.397 --> 01:48:45.605 align:center
By beating up Dev?

01:48:47.022 --> 01:48:48.688 align:center
First you made my life hell
in Hrishikesh,

01:48:48.730 --> 01:48:49.730 align:center
and now here.

01:48:50.730 --> 01:48:51.438 align:center
Why?

01:48:56.272 --> 01:48:57.147 align:center
Because I...

01:49:00.397 --> 01:49:04.522 align:center
The house where I grew up...

01:49:09.647 --> 01:49:10.730 align:center
When I was little,

01:49:12.730 --> 01:49:14.022 align:center
the courtyard was all clay and dust.

01:49:17.147 --> 01:49:20.063 align:center
I used to eat clay while playing.

01:49:22.272 --> 01:49:24.230 align:center
My mother struggled

01:49:24.980 --> 01:49:26.438 align:center
to break that habit.

01:49:30.772 --> 01:49:32.563 align:center
Then she left me too.

01:49:34.730 --> 01:49:37.772 align:center
I left my home for your sake.

01:49:39.605 --> 01:49:42.772 align:center
But that mud is still there.

01:49:45.230 --> 01:49:46.980 align:center
I don't like your city.

01:49:49.272 --> 01:49:51.480 align:center
It's a bloody circus.

01:50:00.147 --> 01:50:01.438 align:center
What do you want?

01:50:03.855 --> 01:50:05.813 align:center
I want to return home...

01:50:07.563 --> 01:50:08.730 align:center
with respect.

01:50:10.272 --> 01:50:11.480 align:center
With you.

01:50:11.855 --> 01:50:14.313 align:center
It's your house, your city,

01:50:14.480 --> 01:50:15.563 align:center
your respect—

01:50:15.688 --> 01:50:16.647 align:center
everything is yours.

01:50:17.063 --> 01:50:18.230 align:center
What about me?

01:50:19.563 --> 01:50:22.522 align:center
Would I be a wrestler
if I were that intelligent?

01:50:26.188 --> 01:50:28.147 align:center
I admit I made a mistake.

01:50:28.813 --> 01:50:30.730 align:center
Give me one chance to fix it.

01:50:32.772 --> 01:50:34.730 align:center
What will you fix, Shivansh?

01:50:37.355 --> 01:50:38.772 align:center
Holi is in four days.

01:50:40.355 --> 01:50:41.397 align:center
Everyone will be there.

01:50:46.188 --> 01:50:47.772 align:center
Come back with me once.

01:50:57.313 --> 01:50:57.980 align:center
Okay.

01:50:59.813 --> 01:51:00.855 align:center
But I have a condition.

01:51:03.230 --> 01:51:04.772 align:center
After Holi, you...

01:51:07.147 --> 01:51:08.772 align:center
will sign the divorce papers.

01:51:09.063 --> 01:51:10.855 align:center
And never return to Delhi--

01:51:11.063 --> 01:51:13.355 align:center
at least not after me.

01:51:24.855 --> 01:51:26.938 align:center
Take care, okay.

01:51:29.230 --> 01:51:30.647 align:center
Everything will be fine.

01:51:30.813 --> 01:51:31.813 align:center
Just watch.

01:52:01.563 --> 01:52:02.397 align:center
Sorry.

01:52:05.397 --> 01:52:06.730 align:center
Come on, get down.

01:52:06.772 --> 01:52:08.897 align:center
This is the final stop—Haridwar.

01:52:09.105 --> 01:52:10.147 align:center
Come on.

01:52:12.438 --> 01:52:13.272 align:center
Haridwar?

01:52:13.438 --> 01:52:14.355 align:center
Hrishikesh...?

01:52:15.022 --> 01:52:16.022 align:center
Show me your ticket.

01:52:17.647 --> 01:52:18.605 align:center
Oh no—

01:52:20.105 --> 01:52:22.147 align:center
the previous bus
was for Hrishikesh.

01:52:22.438 --> 01:52:23.647 align:center
This ticket was for that one.

01:52:24.105 --> 01:52:24.772 align:center
Oh God.

01:52:24.980 --> 01:52:26.563 align:center
The next bus leaves in the morning.

01:52:28.272 --> 01:52:29.230 align:center
Come on, get down.

01:52:30.813 --> 01:52:31.772 align:center
Sorry.

01:53:09.105 --> 01:53:10.730 align:center
Only one room available here as well.

01:53:10.897 --> 01:53:11.813 align:center
Come on.

01:53:12.147 --> 01:53:13.105 align:center
Wow!

01:53:13.855 --> 01:53:17.063 align:center
Every coincidence in the world
had to happen with you today.

01:53:17.563 --> 01:53:18.813 align:center
You boarded the wrong bus.

01:53:19.147 --> 01:53:20.563 align:center
The next one is in the morning.

01:53:20.772 --> 01:53:21.522 align:center
And now...

01:53:22.105 --> 01:53:23.772 align:center
no hotel has a room.

01:53:26.272 --> 01:53:27.522 align:center
I'm not an idiot, okay?

01:53:28.188 --> 01:53:29.563 align:center
I understand everything.

01:53:30.647 --> 01:53:31.980 align:center
What? What?

01:53:32.147 --> 01:53:34.188 align:center
Do you think Delhi girls are...?

01:53:34.688 --> 01:53:35.647 align:center
What do you think?

01:53:37.147 --> 01:53:39.188 align:center
Boys from Hrishikesh are flippant.

01:53:42.897 --> 01:53:44.063 align:center
My uncle lives in Haridwar.

01:53:44.147 --> 01:53:45.147 align:center
Let's go there.

01:53:45.313 --> 01:53:46.605 align:center
Will you feel safe there?

01:53:49.980 --> 01:53:51.730 align:center
Now you have an uncle here too.

01:53:51.897 --> 01:53:53.688 align:center
He didn't appear
in some excavation.

01:53:54.313 --> 01:53:56.147 align:center
He's been living here
for fifty years.

01:53:57.397 --> 01:53:58.980 align:center
You are so weird.

01:53:59.188 --> 01:54:01.563 align:center
We can't stay outside
in this cold night.

01:54:03.188 --> 01:54:03.897 align:center
Can we?

01:54:21.772 --> 01:54:22.688 align:center
Sunny.

01:54:23.313 --> 01:54:26.647 align:center
Chote says we should all
go to Hrishikesh together.

01:54:27.397 --> 01:54:30.230 align:center
Sunny, get up—uncle is here.

01:54:35.897 --> 01:54:38.730 align:center
Didn't Bharat Bhai gift this car
to Pratima

01:54:38.855 --> 01:54:40.188 align:center
for topping her college exams?

01:54:40.272 --> 01:54:41.438 align:center
Yes...

01:54:41.688 --> 01:54:44.897 align:center
And now her college
is almost over.

01:54:45.105 --> 01:54:46.647 align:center
-Is it?
-Yes.

01:54:47.522 --> 01:54:52.063 align:center
We have already started
looking for a groom.

01:54:52.313 --> 01:54:54.688 align:center
Pratima is very good
in studies.

01:54:55.480 --> 01:54:56.647 align:center
Exactly.

01:54:57.355 --> 01:54:59.438 align:center
Let her finish her education
and take up a job...

01:54:59.605 --> 01:55:03.313 align:center
Why does she need a job?

01:55:03.980 --> 01:55:06.272 align:center
Girls need it the most, uncle.

01:55:07.188 --> 01:55:08.480 align:center
An uneducated boy

01:55:08.605 --> 01:55:10.313 align:center
can work as a guard and survive.

01:55:10.522 --> 01:55:13.605 align:center
But if a woman has to work
as a guard later,

01:55:14.063 --> 01:55:16.688 align:center
it won't look good.

01:55:19.313 --> 01:55:20.480 align:center
Look at Ginny.

01:55:21.730 --> 01:55:23.563 align:center
When I couldn't support her,

01:55:24.480 --> 01:55:26.397 align:center
she supported herself.

01:55:27.313 --> 01:55:29.105 align:center
Because she is educated.

01:55:29.397 --> 01:55:31.605 align:center
He is right.

01:55:31.688 --> 01:55:34.522 align:center
Girls should be like her.

01:55:36.188 --> 01:55:37.605 align:center
I'm feeling very uneasy.

01:55:37.647 --> 01:55:38.730 align:center
What's happening?

01:55:39.105 --> 01:55:39.980 align:center
I feel like vomiting.

01:55:40.147 --> 01:55:41.147 align:center
Yes, I feel like vomiting.

01:55:41.230 --> 01:55:41.980 align:center
Stop, daughter-in-law.

01:55:42.063 --> 01:55:43.313 align:center
Stop the car.

01:55:43.688 --> 01:55:45.188 align:center
She's feeling sick.

01:55:45.313 --> 01:55:46.438 align:center
Stop the car.

01:55:46.813 --> 01:55:48.772 align:center
Do you feel better now?
Here, aunty—take this.

01:55:49.647 --> 01:55:51.397 align:center
You'll feel better, okay?

01:55:51.897 --> 01:55:53.522 align:center
She'll be fine soon.

01:55:53.730 --> 01:55:54.605 align:center
Drink this.

01:56:04.063 --> 01:56:07.022 align:center
You're not as bad
as you look.

01:56:10.605 --> 01:56:11.980 align:center
Maybe...

01:56:13.605 --> 01:56:15.897 align:center
your city shaped me
into someone worthy.

01:56:17.730 --> 01:56:18.730 align:center
My city?

01:56:21.813 --> 01:56:23.855 align:center
Wasn't it a circus?

01:56:28.772 --> 01:56:30.313 align:center
What did it teach you?

01:56:31.980 --> 01:56:33.022 align:center
That girls can be

01:56:33.855 --> 01:56:35.688 align:center
whatever they want.

01:56:37.022 --> 01:56:38.688 align:center
They can be educated.

01:56:39.730 --> 01:56:41.522 align:center
They can be open-minded.

01:56:42.480 --> 01:56:45.272 align:center
They can work

01:56:45.480 --> 01:56:47.063 align:center
or stay at home.

01:56:48.438 --> 01:56:50.105 align:center
They can drink...

01:56:50.188 --> 01:56:51.147 align:center
or even make

01:56:53.022 --> 01:56:54.688 align:center
the first move.

01:56:57.188 --> 01:56:59.480 align:center
They can do
whatever they want—

01:57:00.147 --> 01:57:01.480 align:center
willingly,

01:57:02.980 --> 01:57:04.147 align:center
and in their own way.

01:57:21.855 --> 01:57:25.355 align:center
How do I tell you—

01:57:25.480 --> 01:57:27.813 align:center
my heart alone is to blame?

01:57:27.897 --> 01:57:30.730 align:center
How do I confess

01:57:31.272 --> 01:57:34.313 align:center
I have no control over it?

01:57:34.397 --> 01:57:38.272 align:center
You are the one I love—

01:57:38.355 --> 01:57:44.688 align:center
I've fallen for you all over again.

01:57:44.772 --> 01:57:47.605 align:center
Love has its flaws,

01:57:47.688 --> 01:57:50.563 align:center
love has its virtues...

01:57:50.647 --> 01:57:56.522 align:center
but what difference does it make?

01:57:56.605 --> 01:58:02.230 align:center
Wherever these eyes wander,

01:58:02.438 --> 01:58:04.730 align:center
it's your face I see.

01:58:04.772 --> 01:58:09.355 align:center
Tell me—what should I do?

01:58:09.855 --> 01:58:13.730 align:center
You are the one I love—

01:58:15.813 --> 01:58:19.438 align:center
I've fallen for you once again.

01:58:20.230 --> 01:58:23.147 align:center
Walking beside you,

01:58:23.230 --> 01:58:26.147 align:center
my destiny now rests in your hands.

01:58:26.230 --> 01:58:29.480 align:center
Tell me, what more
should I ask of the Lord?

01:58:29.647 --> 01:58:32.105 align:center
What more...
what more...

01:58:32.188 --> 01:58:35.022 align:center
With you, my dreams are fulfilled,

01:58:35.105 --> 01:58:37.897 align:center
all my wishes complete.

01:58:38.022 --> 01:58:41.313 align:center
Tell me, what more
should I ask of the Lord?

01:58:41.480 --> 01:58:44.355 align:center
What more...

01:58:44.480 --> 01:58:50.188 align:center
what more...

01:58:50.480 --> 01:58:56.772 align:center
what more could I ask?

01:59:08.980 --> 01:59:14.772 align:center
All my rights and claims
belong to you.

01:59:14.855 --> 01:59:22.313 align:center
My heartbeat
is tied to yours.

01:59:25.688 --> 01:59:32.647 align:center
All my rights and claims
belong to you.

01:59:32.730 --> 01:59:38.647 align:center
My heartbeat
is tied to yours.

01:59:38.730 --> 01:59:41.605 align:center
These are the unbreakable bonds

01:59:41.688 --> 01:59:44.480 align:center
of love that bind me to you.

01:59:44.563 --> 01:59:47.480 align:center
My breath may fade—

01:59:47.563 --> 01:59:50.688 align:center
but these bonds never will.

01:59:52.188 --> 01:59:54.897 align:center
Love lives in the gaze,

01:59:54.980 --> 01:59:57.730 align:center
taking shape as words...

01:59:57.980 --> 02:00:00.105 align:center
"Read them if you can,"

02:00:00.188 --> 02:00:04.855 align:center
my heart keeps saying.

02:00:05.272 --> 02:00:09.272 align:center
You are the one I love—

02:00:11.480 --> 02:00:14.980 align:center
I've fallen for you once again.

02:00:15.397 --> 02:00:18.730 align:center
Walking beside you,

02:00:18.855 --> 02:00:21.730 align:center
my destiny now rests in your hands.

02:00:21.813 --> 02:00:25.063 align:center
Tell me, what more

02:00:25.147 --> 02:00:27.688 align:center
should I ask of the Lord?

02:00:27.730 --> 02:00:30.647 align:center
With you, my dreams are fulfilled,

02:00:30.730 --> 02:00:33.522 align:center
all my wishes complete.

02:00:33.605 --> 02:00:36.897 align:center
Tell me, what more
should I ask of the Lord?

02:00:37.105 --> 02:00:39.855 align:center
What more...

02:00:39.980 --> 02:00:45.730 align:center
what more...

02:00:45.980 --> 02:00:53.147 align:center
what more could I ask?

02:01:24.188 --> 02:01:26.063 align:center
The tea here is really good.

02:01:26.772 --> 02:01:27.522 align:center
Do you want some?

02:01:29.605 --> 02:01:30.522 align:center
Go on—take the call.

02:01:36.355 --> 02:01:38.438 align:center
-Ginny, dude.
-Hi, Ashni.

02:01:38.480 --> 02:01:39.730 align:center
Where are you?

02:01:39.938 --> 02:01:42.147 align:center
You're not picking up calls
or replying to texts.

02:01:42.272 --> 02:01:43.313 align:center
Are you okay?

02:01:43.397 --> 02:01:44.272 align:center
I was worried.

02:01:44.355 --> 02:01:45.647 align:center
I'm fine. Don't worry.

02:01:46.272 --> 02:01:47.063 align:center
Okay.

02:01:47.230 --> 02:01:50.063 align:center
And everyone's saying
you ran off with a cab driver.

02:01:50.230 --> 02:01:51.605 align:center
Tell me that's fake news.

02:01:52.022 --> 02:01:53.772 align:center
Yes, Ashni—fake news.

02:01:55.272 --> 02:01:56.188 align:center
I didn't run away.

02:01:56.397 --> 02:01:58.563 align:center
I came to my husband's house
of my own will.

02:02:03.605 --> 02:02:04.938 align:center
God bless you.

02:02:06.522 --> 02:02:08.313 align:center
May your bond stay strong.

02:02:12.563 --> 02:02:13.730 align:center
We're getting divorced.

02:02:14.438 --> 02:02:15.313 align:center
What?

02:02:19.480 --> 02:02:20.563 align:center
We're separating.

02:02:20.730 --> 02:02:22.480 align:center
This is the Triveni confluence—

02:02:24.230 --> 02:02:28.147 align:center
where rivers unite, not part.

02:02:30.188 --> 02:02:31.397 align:center
God bless.

02:02:37.938 --> 02:02:38.647 align:center
Tea?

02:03:02.522 --> 02:03:04.647 align:center
I've signed the divorce papers.

02:03:06.230 --> 02:03:07.938 align:center
Check if I missed anything.

02:03:08.022 --> 02:03:09.313 align:center
You know, these days

02:03:09.480 --> 02:03:11.730 align:center
people become better friends
after divorce.

02:03:14.105 --> 02:03:15.272 align:center
Meaning...

02:03:16.313 --> 02:03:17.772 align:center
we can be friends.

02:03:21.438 --> 02:03:23.147 align:center
Whoever you're with,

02:03:23.230 --> 02:03:24.397 align:center
stay just like this.

02:03:24.938 --> 02:03:27.272 align:center
Don't change after I leave, okay?

02:03:28.813 --> 02:03:29.855 align:center
Promise.

02:03:33.188 --> 02:03:35.855 align:center
Without you...

02:03:45.480 --> 02:03:49.063 align:center
You are the one I love—

02:03:51.313 --> 02:03:55.647 align:center
I've fallen for you all over again.

02:04:04.813 --> 02:04:08.563 align:center
So... we may never meet again.

02:04:14.563 --> 02:04:16.730 align:center
I want to tell you one last thing.

02:04:23.063 --> 02:04:28.272 align:center
I've had very little
interaction with girls.

02:04:30.605 --> 02:04:34.397 align:center
I even studied
in a boys' medium school.

02:04:35.188 --> 02:04:38.730 align:center
I cried alone, got upset...

02:04:40.230 --> 02:04:41.647 align:center
and consoled myself.

02:04:43.522 --> 02:04:45.105 align:center
And while trying to console you,

02:04:47.563 --> 02:04:49.938 align:center
I experienced everything

02:04:51.813 --> 02:04:54.105 align:center
I never did
after my mother passed away.

02:04:55.897 --> 02:04:58.063 align:center
I never kept a fast.

02:05:01.313 --> 02:05:03.730 align:center
But I'll keep sixteen Mondays' fast
for you.

02:05:04.522 --> 02:05:05.563 align:center
This time...

02:05:07.480 --> 02:05:12.522 align:center
Mahadev will find
a wonderful life partner for you—

02:05:14.855 --> 02:05:15.813 align:center
just the way I...

02:05:20.438 --> 02:05:21.938 align:center
the way you want.

02:05:29.938 --> 02:05:30.980 align:center
Your train is leaving.

02:05:31.563 --> 02:05:32.938 align:center
Will you keep
the Karvachauth fast?

02:05:33.105 --> 02:05:34.647 align:center
Come on—quickly.

02:05:35.897 --> 02:05:36.938 align:center
Ginny,

02:05:39.230 --> 02:05:40.480 align:center
take care.

02:05:46.230 --> 02:05:47.313 align:center
I'll miss you.

02:06:13.605 --> 02:06:17.605 align:center
You taught me how to laugh,

02:06:18.188 --> 02:06:20.563 align:center
you taught me how to cry.

02:06:20.605 --> 02:06:21.647 align:center
Maybe someday—

02:06:22.063 --> 02:06:26.480 align:center
with your friends or alone,

02:06:27.188 --> 02:06:28.438 align:center
when you're drunk—

02:06:29.563 --> 02:06:31.230 align:center
will you text me?

02:06:32.563 --> 02:06:40.563 align:center
My Lord, where do I go now?

02:06:40.647 --> 02:06:42.022 align:center
Tell me.

02:06:42.105 --> 02:06:50.105 align:center
My Lord, where do I go now?

02:06:50.188 --> 02:06:51.147 align:center
Tell me.

02:06:51.230 --> 02:06:54.147 align:center
Will you come to Delhi again
to trouble me?

02:07:15.480 --> 02:07:16.563 align:center
I will.

02:07:27.647 --> 02:07:29.980 align:center
I'll keep the Karvachauth fast too--

02:07:31.647 --> 02:07:32.563 align:center
for you.

02:07:41.813 --> 02:07:44.563 align:center
But you swore
you'd never see me again!

02:07:45.230 --> 02:07:46.855 align:center
I swore in English.

02:07:47.105 --> 02:07:47.730 align:center
So?

02:07:48.522 --> 02:07:50.188 align:center
It doesn't count.

02:07:50.980 --> 02:07:52.355 align:center
You idiot.

02:07:56.855 --> 02:07:58.147 align:center
I love you.

02:09:03.938 --> 02:09:05.605 align:center
Come on, Sunny!

02:09:09.272 --> 02:09:10.897 align:center
Come on, Sunny!

02:09:26.605 --> 02:09:28.188 align:center
Come on, Sunny!