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Did you feel that too?
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- What?
- Your stomach.
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It's like butterflies.
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My mom said when I met
the right girl, I'd feel butterflies.
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I think I'm ready.
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Can you believe him?
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He falls so easily.
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I'm a little more guarded.
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I guess it's because
I've been hurt before.
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I'll never hurt you.
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- My dad.
- My dad.
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- You guys are sisters?
- Our dads are friends.
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They went to the gym.
They're muscle-heads.
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Your best bet is to curl into a ball
until they stop beating you.
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I'm telling you this
because I think I might love you.
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What's our plan?
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Run for the window. I'll get
the car keys. Y formation, dog-leg left.
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- Ready, break.
- Break.
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We should wait
two days before we call them.
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You've gotta be kidding me.
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Do you think they have any concept
of how fast a car can go?
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Reverse kitty cat, dog-leg left,
over the fence, on my count, break.
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- Hey, I'm Nick.
- Shawn. Can we use your pool?
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Come on, Tigers. Yeah!
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Split Johnny left!
Split Johnny left!
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Come on! Come on, guys!
Set. Hike.
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Yeah! Yeah! All day. All day.
Candy from a baby.
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- What do you wanna do?
- That brunette.
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Looks like she wouldn't mind
St. Nick stuffed down her chimney.
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No, I mean, the play, in the game.
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- Come on, guys, focus.
- I've never been more focused.
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Check it, couple of meatloaves
in that baby tee.
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Not mad at that belly ring either.
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Have you seen this blond?
Rackety-rack, don't talk back.
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Wonder if her carpet
matches my drapes.
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Delay of game, loss of five yards.
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And just because
it's a spring scrimmage...
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doesn't mean you can
shit yourselves out here. Go!
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- Sorry, coach.
- Go, go, go. Come on, go, go.
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Tigers!
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Come on, crowd
Let's hear some noise
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N-O-I-S-E Noise
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God. See, look, we took too long.
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Here come
the whack-ass cheerleaders, man.
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Noise, N-O-I-S-E Noise
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Tigers.
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- Well, I am pumped up.
- All right, what's the play?
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Hold on,
baby tee is signing me her number.
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- Is that a seven? A five and a two?
- Any day now, shit buckets.
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I don't wanna run laps all afternoon.
I have a shrink appointment.
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Dude, your cousin stuck his finger
in your ass. Get over it.
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They playing us loose. Let's
get short passes and extra yardage.
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The hell with that, man.
You either bet big or go home.
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- You gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
- Aye, my brother.
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All right. Pro-zoom trips, deep route,
slant slim boogie on my count. Ready?
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Break.
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54s and Mike, watch that blitz.
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Blue 17, set, hut.
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Come on, Shawn.
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Come on, baby. Yeah!
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- Hey, I'm Nick.
- Shawn.
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- Hey, Shawn.
- Hey, Maddy.
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Thanks for helping me study Bio.
I'm retarded about reverse osmosis.
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No, you're not.
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Pressure forcing a solvent
through a membrane...
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like when a water balloon
gets too big and then explodes.
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Got it. Thanks. You're so awesome.
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No. Science is awesome.
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And you're awesome.
Now, go crush that test.
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- Thanks.
- High five.
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Nick. Hey, Nick.
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- Name, name. I need a name.
- Jennifer.
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- Jennifer, hi, how are you?
- I'm great. Really great.
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- Are you going to the bonfire tonight?
- You know it.
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I was just saying to Shawn here...
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I cannot wait to go to the bonfire
so I can hang out with...
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- Jennifer.
- Jennifer.
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- I'll see you tonight.
- Okay, Jennifer.
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- It's not that hard a name to remember.
- Went out with her last semester.
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The name gets erased
to make room for new ones.
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- There's like 3000 kids at this school.
- Can't you just remember more names?
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I don't know how it works.
Talk to Tech Support.
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- There are my guys.
- Let's bet how many times...
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- he says "shit." I say seven.
- No way, 10.
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- Hey, coach.
- Hey, coach.
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Shitheads think you're the shit?
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That you don't need
to pay attention out there?
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I'll kick the shit out of you.
You pumped for football camp?
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- I guess so.
- Yeah, two weeks without girls.
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- Who wouldn't be pumped?
- Don't mess with me, shit-dick.
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I am gonna push you like you've
never been pushed before.
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Your muscles will ache,
your head will throb.
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You'll shit blood out of holes
you never knew you had.
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At least we're gonna
be in Daytona Beach.
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No. Change it up this year.
Camp's gonna be in El Paso, Texas.
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Hotter than your shithole.
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We're gonna get
you shits conditioned.
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Bus leaves Monday
at O-shit-hundred hours.
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Which is?
- A-AS a.m.
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- Of course.
- The usual.
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Skip your morning shit
and get down here.
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Ten "shits," you win.
How do you always know?
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It's a gift. I'm not proud of it.
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Bye.
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Maybe I'll see you
sometime this summer.
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Don't be obvious.
He knows you like him.
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You guys coming
to my dad's after camp?
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- Hells, yeah. He gave it to you again?
- Nice.
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He figures if he lets
me have it one week...
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I'll forgive him for not being there
when I need him.
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And guess what. He's right.
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Did you hear football camp's gonna
be in El Paso? How cool is that?
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We gonna be sweating, hallucinating,
our skin burning.
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Like being on shrooms,
but without girls to yell at us.
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"Where's the car? Where's the car?
I'm getting scared. Hold my purse."
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- Two weeks, Shawn. Two weeks.
- I know.
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Two weeks out of the best
years of our lives.
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Two weeks we're never
gonna get back, like, ever.
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I know.
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So are you guys psyched
for cheer camp or what?
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It's, like, all I think about.
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Know how Martin Luther King
had a dream? Well, I do too.
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To kick ass at cheer camp. And if
that makes me shallow, then fine.
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- Call me and Dr. King shallow.
- That doesn't make you shallow.
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That makes you real.
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We have got to do better
than last year.
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We could take a dump in our pants
and still do better than last year.
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- I'm just saying.
- But we're better this year.
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And if we work hard,
I think we have a real shot.
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I don't know.
There's 300 girls up there...
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who want it just as much
as we do.
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- And who are much better than us.
- Three hundred girls.
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Who want it just as much as we do.
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And are much better than us.
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Tell you what, man,
that'd be the place to be.
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Instead of sweating our balls off
in the desert with Coach Shit-Shit.
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- So let's go.
- What?
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Let's go to cheer camp,
be cheerleaders.
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- Cheerleaders?
- Yes.
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Oh, my God.
Are you coming out to me?
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I'm so proud of you, man.
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And you know what,
I kind of always knew.
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Will you shut up. All right,
I'm too straight to be gay.
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I could suck knob
and still be straight.
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I could have one in my mouth
and two in each hand...
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- and still win a straight award.
- All right.
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Which is why I wanna go
to cheer camp. Think.
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Three hundred hotties
we've never been with before.
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I wonder if they let guys
go to cheer camp.
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Name, name. Give me a name.
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- Carly. She's the captain.
- Hey, Carly.
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Yeah, I know, it's the most beautiful
name you've ever heard...
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my eyes look like forever...
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and you love every bone in my body,
especially yours.
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No, but that's good.
Mind if I use it?
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No, no. No lines.
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We wanted to wish you
luck at cheer camp.
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Sure, you do. I know your game.
No girl left unturned.
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- What?
- How dare you?
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No. We just see how hard
you ladies cheer out there...
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and we really hope
that you do good.
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Yeah, do us proud, you know. Beat
the skirts off those 300 other girls.
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And guys? Are there guys there?
Do guys go?
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- What about guys?
- It's a good question.
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There's girls and guys that go.
I don't know if guys...
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Yes. The good teams are all co-ed.
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That's interesting. I just didn't
know that. I was just pondering.
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Carly, come here. We're working on
a new mount Bianca came up with.
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- Yeah!
- Coming.
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I'm gonna walk away backwards,
So you guys don't talk about my ass.
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Man, she's got nice lumps.
Either one of us ever hit that?
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I don't think so. I think
she respects herself too much.
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Right.
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Who wants to deal with that drama?
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So, what do you think
about cheer camp?
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- What do you mean, what do I think?
- Let's go.
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- We're not cheerleaders.
- We're athletes, we can do anything.
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They don't just let anybody go.
You've gotta be part of a squad.
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Let's join a squad.
How hard can this be?
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A couple of flips, a pyramid.
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Rah, rah, black sheep
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Three hundred honeys
on our biscuits.
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- What about football camp?
- Screw football.
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The only reason we started playing
was to pull chicks.
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You can't honestly tell me you enjoy
running in blazing hot pads...
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trying to catch a pass two seconds
before some 2000-pound mongoloid...
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- crashes into your Nutter Butters.
- El Paso, here we come.
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Not if it comes to us first!
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Oh, shit.
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- I'm on fire.
- Mookie!
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- Water, water, water.
- I'll put you out.
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I'm a hero.
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Screw football. Let's go cheer.
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Shawny Shawn!
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We need to convince
the squad they need us.
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- Not gonna be easy.
- That's why we go to Poppy.
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- I wish there was another way.
- There's not.
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- But I wish there was.
- But there's not. We're here.
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- I wish we weren't.
- But we are.
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Hi, sis.
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Why am I looking at you? Speak.
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Poppy, you're getting so big now.
How old are you?
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I'm 60. Can we get past
the small talk?
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The only time you come to see me
is when you need something.
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What? Tug mags?
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Mike's Hard Lemonade?
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- Another ride to the clinic?
- Poppy.
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No. We wanna go to that
cheerleading camp you're going to.
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Since you're killing on the JV squad
and so advanced beyond your years...
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we thought you'd get us
up to speed.
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Hey, buddy,
you can piss on my face...
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just don't tell me it's raining.
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You guys have been through
every girl at your school...
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and you're looking
for fresh muff.
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Some itchy-itchy-nah-nah.
Wall-to-wall carpet.
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Okay, seriously, how old are you?
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Tell you what, I'll teach you
some basic cheerleader moves.
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High V's, low V's,
touchdown, baskets.
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Don't the guys just throw
the girls up and then catch them?
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Pretty much. But I'll let you practise
on me and tell you what they're called.
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In exchange, I get Shawn's room.
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- No.
- Done.
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Those are my terms.
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- We'll take them.
- Dude, I've got my own bathroom.
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Dude, after cheer camp, you won't
even need your own bathroom.
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What? What does that even mean?
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Poppy, you got yourself a deal.
Teach us, we go see Carly.
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- Wrong, Gossip Girl.
- What?
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Carly's not one of your humpety-hump
football groupies.
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She's too smart to buy that you guys
wanna be cheerleaders.
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Okay, so, what's the play?
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- Here she comes, here she comes.
- Go, go. Get up there.
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Oh, rats.
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- We got our Frisbee stuck.
- How are we gonna get it down?
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- Go space shuttle.
- That's what I'm thinking.
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Good idea.
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- Ready?
- Okay.
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One, two, three, four, five, six
Seven, grab, drop, catch
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- Great job.
- Go, buddy.
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Do they always get
so excited like that?
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Haven't you ever seen them
do their touchdown dances?
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I mean, they flip all over the place.
You'd think they were cheerleaders.
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- No.
- You guys really like cheering?
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That wasn't cheering,
just goofing around.
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You nailed a backward sponge
and go cradle.
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No. We threw my sister up in the air
to get our Frisbee.
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It was either that
or we get three ladders.
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Come on, guys.
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You love cheering. Don't run from it.
This is a safe place.
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We kind of do. It's so much
more athletic than football.
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If it were up to us, we'd go
with you ladies to cheer camp.
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But we're football meatheads.
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We gotta march in lockstep
to what society expects.
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Don't tell anyone, okay?
Totally ruin our rep.
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- We'll catch you later.
- Have a good summer.
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We're gonna go watch
a Bears' game on TV.
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Go, Bears
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I'm supposed to believe
the biggest jocks in school...
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all along really wanted
to be cheerleaders?
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Don't get caught up in the lockstep
of society's expectations.
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They tossed Poppy
like 20 feet in the air.
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Look, Carly,
we don't have any muscle.
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If you really wanna do better this year,
they're our only hope.
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Unless you guys wanna try steroids,
which I'm totally open to.
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- I'm just saying.
- I don't care. I don't trust those guys.
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They're not coming. I'm the captain.
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Miss Klingerhoff is the coach.
Let's see what she thinks.
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What a fantastic idea.
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It's exactly what this squad needs
to just push it over the top.
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But Miss Klingerhoff,
they have never done it before.
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They don't know any of our cheers,
and, come on, it's Nick and Shawn.
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Don't judge a book
by its cover, Carly.
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You never really know what a book
is about until you get to page 50.
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Fifty?
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- Wouldn't guess a page over 40.
- More like 35.
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My chickens.
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You come here, you.
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All right. One down, one to go.
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What are we gonna say to Coach
Shit-For-Words to get out of football?
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What every kid says to get out
of everything he doesn't wanna do.
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So not only do I find out yesterday
I'm adopted...
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the people I've called mom and
dad are infertile impostors...
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who bought me outside a meth clinic
for two boxes of Sudafed...
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but I also get
this news dropped on me:
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My birth father, Bruce...
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well, he needs a kidney
and I'm the only match.
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And apparently Bruce needs it stat.
16:14.603 --> 16:17.063
You need it stat, Bruce? Huh?
16:17.272 --> 16:19.983
I needed a father stat
instead of the stay-at-home dad...
16:20.150 --> 16:23.487
who showers me with love every
day, this goddamn spermless liar!
16:24.946 --> 16:27.949
So now I gotta be at Kaiser
Permanente tomorrow at 6 a.m.
16:28.116 --> 16:31.536
I know. Bruce couldn't even afford
a real hospital.
16:31.745 --> 16:34.372
Managed care. It's ironic, huh?
16:34.956 --> 16:36.708
Never managed to care for me.
16:36.875 --> 16:38.793
You shitting me?
16:38.960 --> 16:41.046
Are you saying you can't go to camp?
16:41.213 --> 16:43.465
Yeah, but don't make me say it,
coach.
16:43.632 --> 16:47.969
Because it's eating me up inside.
It's eating me up.
16:50.055 --> 16:51.431
Shit!
16:53.391 --> 16:55.852
- Cheer camp! Cheer camp!
- One, two.
16:56.019 --> 16:57.646
Cheer camp! One, two.
16:58.480 --> 17:01.024
You might have everyone else fooled,
but not me.
17:01.566 --> 17:03.777
Well, if being a fool
for cheering is wrong...
17:04.569 --> 17:06.154
then I don't wanna be right.
17:06.321 --> 17:08.782
You might wanna dial back
your bullshit with her.
17:08.949 --> 17:10.242
She seems pretty with-it.
17:10.408 --> 17:12.619
That's a great note. Thanks.
17:17.415 --> 17:18.833
We're so psyched you're here.
17:19.000 --> 17:21.044
- Yeah, us too. Oh, yeah.
- Me too, yeah, yeah.
17:21.294 --> 17:22.379
Don't worry about Carly.
17:22.546 --> 17:24.589
- She's really into cheering.
- No worries.
17:24.756 --> 17:27.092
We are driving
We, we are driving
17:27.592 --> 17:30.845
We are driving
We, we are driving
17:31.012 --> 17:33.932
We like driving
We, we like driving
17:34.349 --> 17:37.769
We like driving
We, we like driving
17:37.936 --> 17:41.106
-We are eating
-We, we are eating
17:41.314 --> 17:44.693
We are driving again
We are driving
17:44.859 --> 17:47.612
We are driving again
We are driving
17:47.779 --> 17:50.865
- How long does this go on for?
- The whole way.
17:51.032 --> 17:54.619
Just wait till their cycles match up.
You'll miss these days.
17:54.828 --> 17:56.705
We're gonna miss
Mookie's dad's house.
17:56.871 --> 17:59.457
Oh, buddy, we are not missing
Mookie's dad's house.
17:59.624 --> 18:01.418
Yeah.
This thing is three weeks long.
18:01.585 --> 18:05.714
Not for us, it isn't. We hook up
like maniacs, we bail in two.
18:07.215 --> 18:09.217
That's probably gonna piss
some people off.
18:09.384 --> 18:11.428
To make an omelette,
you gotta break some eggs.
18:11.595 --> 18:14.889
Grated cheese, slice some mushrooms,
salt, pepper, don't over-beat.
18:15.056 --> 18:17.058
We are driving again
We are driving
18:17.851 --> 18:21.062
We are driving again
We are driving
18:21.229 --> 18:23.398
We are driving again
We are driving
18:23.565 --> 18:24.691
Sorry.
18:24.858 --> 18:28.820
I should say so, handsy.
At least buy me dinner first.
18:28.987 --> 18:30.530
Very funny.
18:33.366 --> 18:35.952
All right, now you're just
taking advantage of me.
18:39.664 --> 18:42.417
We are here We, we are here
18:44.669 --> 18:46.087
I think we made a big mistake.
18:46.254 --> 18:48.256
We may have screwed the pooch
on this one.
18:49.090 --> 18:51.593
Or maybe the pooch
IS gonna screw us.
18:51.760 --> 18:54.262
Sweet Mary in a D-cup.
19:38.014 --> 19:40.809
I think our bus crashed
and we're in heaven.
19:41.226 --> 19:43.061
No. We would've heard:
19:43.228 --> 19:46.940
"We are crashing
We, we are crashing"
19:47.816 --> 19:50.068
Let's go see how warm the water is.
19:50.235 --> 19:52.904
- Hi. Do I know you?
- I don't think so.
19:53.071 --> 19:56.574
Well, I'm Nick. I'm new this year.
Maybe you could show me around.
19:56.741 --> 19:59.160
- Who's this?
- Nick. He's new this year.
19:59.327 --> 20:01.538
This is Shawn, also new,
needs showing around.
20:01.705 --> 20:04.165
- If it's not too much trouble.
- You gotta check in.
20:04.332 --> 20:05.417
Okay, coming.
20:05.583 --> 20:08.169
It was very nice meeting you.
Hope we see you around.
20:08.336 --> 20:11.756
I'll put a bookmark between you.
That way we know where we left off.
20:16.970 --> 20:18.680
Hi. What squad are you on?
20:22.976 --> 20:26.730
Diora. I believe that's Italiano
for "beautiful princess."
20:26.980 --> 20:28.189
- No.
- Well, it should be.
20:28.356 --> 20:31.067
- I'm calling the dictionary people.
- What squad are you on?
20:31.234 --> 20:32.694
The Tigers, Gerald R. Ford High.
20:32.861 --> 20:35.655
Below-average president,
above-average student body.
20:35.822 --> 20:38.032
So, what are you doing later?
20:38.199 --> 20:39.617
Not you.
20:40.243 --> 20:41.953
What about accents?
You like Aussies?
20:42.120 --> 20:43.538
You wanna wear my leather hat?
20:44.247 --> 20:48.042
Mascots, I'll be checking you in
in 10 minutes at the mascot table.
20:48.877 --> 20:51.880
- Why are you still here?
- You like canopy beds?
20:54.299 --> 20:57.427
The last bus from Bitchville
just pulled in.
21:00.513 --> 21:02.390
- Who's that?
- The Panthers.
21:02.557 --> 21:05.643
They always come in first
and they don't let anyone forget it.
21:07.771 --> 21:12.108
You guys came back.
I think that's so brave.
21:12.400 --> 21:14.819
I just hope one day
there's a special cheer camp...
21:15.028 --> 21:17.822
where squads like yours
really have a shot.
21:18.058 --> 21:19.101
- Shut up.
- Truth hurts.
21:19.267 --> 21:21.770
- Your face is gonna hurt.
- Does your face hurt...
21:21.937 --> 21:25.232
- when you stuff it with pie?
- You wish you had my body image.
21:25.399 --> 21:28.360
I'm healthy. Unlike you, Skeletor.
21:28.860 --> 21:30.779
We're a different team this year,
Gwyneth.
21:30.946 --> 21:33.532
Meet our new squad members.
21:33.699 --> 21:34.991
I'm Nick. This is Shawn.
21:35.158 --> 21:36.702
Hi. Great to meet you.
21:37.160 --> 21:41.623
So you got a little sausage
in your soup this year. BFD.
21:42.165 --> 21:44.960
- See you on the cheer field.
- It's that big chunk of grass...
21:45.127 --> 21:46.753
you come in last on, every year.
21:46.920 --> 21:48.714
Panthers out.
21:57.514 --> 21:58.849
Panthers out?
21:59.015 --> 22:00.600
What are they, a knife gang?
22:00.809 --> 22:03.520
- God, I hate them.
- I think they're kind of cool.
22:04.855 --> 22:06.440
I'm just saying.
22:15.683 --> 22:18.561
Hey. I'm Nick. This is Shawn.
22:19.270 --> 22:20.563
I'm Brewster.
22:21.730 --> 22:22.815
Not my real name.
22:22.982 --> 22:24.608
My parents named me Jack.
22:24.775 --> 22:29.280
Jack, so strong, so masculine.
We get it. You wanted a boy.
22:29.446 --> 22:33.242
My name's Jack. I punch bad guys,
and I kiss girls.
22:33.409 --> 22:35.286
- Save it.
- Okay.
22:35.452 --> 22:39.915
Now, just a quick FY información,
I'm kind of a neat freak...
22:40.082 --> 22:45.087
50 we'll get along great if you
just keep your area clean.
22:45.254 --> 22:46.422
And by "area," you mean?
22:46.589 --> 22:48.549
- Your bunks.
- Okay.
22:48.716 --> 22:51.093
I can't stand clutter.
That's why we left Calcutta.
22:51.260 --> 22:54.096
Well, that and my dad
took a job with United Airlines.
22:54.263 --> 22:56.682
Your jobs aren't just
going over there, sailor.
22:56.849 --> 23:00.769
Some of us are coming over here.
The world is flat like a son of a bitch.
23:00.936 --> 23:03.230
You're giving us a lot to process here.
23:04.773 --> 23:06.650
Hey, what's up, guys? I'm Adam.
23:06.817 --> 23:09.111
What's up, man?
Hey, I'm Nick. This is Shawn.
23:10.070 --> 23:11.113
Well, welcome, welcome.
23:11.280 --> 23:13.782
- Is that your girlfriend?
- Yeah.
23:14.450 --> 23:17.119
That's Jody. We've been cheering
together since we were 5.
23:18.287 --> 23:19.538
So you take this seriously?
23:19.705 --> 23:23.125
I wanna be the first in my family
to go to college on a cheer scholarship.
23:23.292 --> 23:25.669
Good luck, man.
I hope you break the cycle.
23:25.836 --> 23:27.004
- Thanks, man.
- Cool.
23:27.171 --> 23:28.214
What's up, Eagle?
23:29.632 --> 23:32.051
Mascots don't talk. They just gesture.
23:32.218 --> 23:35.262
- Even in their bunks?
- The whole time, baby girl.
23:35.971 --> 23:37.348
It's total immersion.
23:37.514 --> 23:39.558
Hey. Can someone
help me with my stuff?
23:39.767 --> 23:43.062
I got a huge bag of footballs,
beer, Xbox games.
23:43.229 --> 23:44.563
Let's get this party started.
23:44.772 --> 23:47.149
Finally, a kindred spirit.
I'm Nick. This is Shawn.
23:47.316 --> 23:49.360
- I'm Downey.
- What's up? Nice to meet you.
23:49.526 --> 23:52.655
Downey. Downey. All right,
so break it down for us.
23:52.821 --> 23:54.740
How great is this place?
23:54.907 --> 23:57.243
- It's sick, dude.
- Sweet. Right there.
23:57.409 --> 24:00.746
The coaches are amazing. Your
cheering's gonna be off the charts.
24:00.913 --> 24:03.999
My cheering's gonna be off the charts.
I guess that's a good thing.
24:04.166 --> 24:06.418
What about the ladies?
Tell me about the ladies.
24:06.585 --> 24:08.712
Oh, yeah, totally.
24:10.673 --> 24:13.092
Their cheering gets better too.
They see real progress.
24:15.719 --> 24:16.761
What the...?
24:17.888 --> 24:22.517
Wow, look at them all, dude. In rows.
It's like the hot-chick produce aisle.
24:22.726 --> 24:24.102
I don't know where to start.
24:24.269 --> 24:26.897
Do we go from tall to short
or blond to redhead?
24:27.063 --> 24:29.107
Maybe just iPod-shuffle mode.
24:29.274 --> 24:32.527
This is why I'd never wanna
be president. Too many decisions.
24:32.694 --> 24:34.863
Don't worry,
I don't think that's in the cards.
24:35.030 --> 24:39.034
You say that now, but George W.
Was a cheerleader at Yale.
24:39.201 --> 24:40.911
He never thought
he'd be president...
24:41.077 --> 24:44.372
snorting coke through his skull and
bones at a New Haven titty bar.
24:44.539 --> 24:46.208
You just never know, Shawnzy.
24:46.374 --> 24:49.836
And that is what makes America great.
Any idiot can be president.
24:50.003 --> 24:52.083
- Let's hear some noise over here!
- Noise over here!
24:53.131 --> 24:55.675
- Let's hear some noise over here!
- Noise over here!
24:55.842 --> 24:58.219
- Are you fired up?
- We're fired up!
24:58.386 --> 25:00.722
- Are you fired up?
- We're fired up!
25:00.889 --> 25:02.724
- How do you spell "fired up"?
- F-U!
25:02.891 --> 25:04.225
Not really.
25:04.392 --> 25:06.519
- How do you spell "fired up"?
- F-U!
25:06.686 --> 25:08.605
- What's that spell?
- Fired up!
25:08.813 --> 25:10.357
- Not really that way either.
- Nope.
25:10.523 --> 25:13.860
Damn straight. F-U.
You're at university now.
25:14.027 --> 25:15.737
- Fired Up University.
- This is awesome.
25:15.945 --> 25:19.240
Cheer college, my friends. None
of this high school stuff for you.
25:19.407 --> 25:23.244
You got three weeks. We're gonna
take it right to the top to F-U.
25:23.411 --> 25:25.538
- F-U!
- F-U!
25:27.749 --> 25:30.960
Howdy do? My name is Coach Keith.
I'm the skipper of this spirit ship.
25:31.127 --> 25:34.756
As many of you know, I was
the very first male cheerleader ever...
25:34.923 --> 25:36.925
to compete at the Nationals.
25:37.092 --> 25:38.968
I was born cheering.
25:39.135 --> 25:41.721
My mother swears
the first thing out of her what's-it...
25:41.888 --> 25:44.599
was a little pair of baby hands
doing spirit fingers.
25:47.894 --> 25:49.979
That's a joke, but it really happened.
25:51.064 --> 25:53.024
It is now my absolute pleasure...
25:53.191 --> 25:55.276
to introduce to you
your head counsellor...
25:55.443 --> 25:59.864
and my super-sexy handsome wife,
Diora. Let's bring her out here.
26:05.119 --> 26:07.454
- What? Did he say wife?
- No, he couldn't have.
26:07.621 --> 26:08.664
Welcome, everyone.
26:08.873 --> 26:12.418
For the next three weeks, you'll train
with me and the other coaches...
26:12.585 --> 26:14.378
and then compete in a tournament...
26:14.545 --> 26:17.965
with the top teams going on
to the State Finals.
26:20.301 --> 26:23.470
So that would be the Panthers
and two other teams.
26:25.472 --> 26:27.975
- Oh, me, me, me.
- Yes, ma'am, right here.
26:28.142 --> 26:31.687
I heard that there was this really hard
move called the Fountain of Troy...
26:31.854 --> 26:33.647
that some team did at the Worlds.
26:33.814 --> 26:34.982
Are we gonna learn that?
26:35.149 --> 26:38.152
Sure, I'll teach you
how to do the Fountain of Troy.
26:39.320 --> 26:42.323
Then I'll teach you
to put makeup on a bear!
26:42.823 --> 26:44.491
Absolutely not.
26:44.658 --> 26:48.329
Not only is that move nearly impossible
to execute, it's extremely dangerous.
26:48.537 --> 26:50.331
That move is prohibidado.
26:50.539 --> 26:52.583
- Prohibi-what?
- Prohibidado.
26:52.750 --> 26:57.421
And I say that in Spanish because
that's how exotic and not-allowed it is.
26:57.588 --> 27:00.341
You can't even say "Fountain of Troy"
at this cheer camp.
27:00.507 --> 27:02.927
- Go ahead and say it.
- Fountain of Tr...!
27:03.093 --> 27:05.721
Stop it. What are you doing?
This isn't a game.
27:05.888 --> 27:07.514
I'm not playing around up here.
27:07.681 --> 27:08.849
Honey.
27:10.267 --> 27:12.478
It's just a joke.
First week of cheer camp.
27:13.020 --> 27:14.104
Lighten things up.
27:14.271 --> 27:16.774
Have a good time.
Everybody say it, "Fountain of Troy."
27:16.941 --> 27:20.027
- Fountain of Tr...!
- Oh, my dear Lord! Oh, gosh, shut up!
27:20.194 --> 27:22.029
He's lost his mind.
27:22.196 --> 27:25.032
Stop it! Nobody does the
Fountain of Troy at this cheer camp.
27:25.199 --> 27:27.701
Now, let's all hit the bunks
and get a good night's sleep.
27:27.868 --> 27:29.119
Welcome to cheer camp.
27:41.298 --> 27:42.299
Hi.
27:44.134 --> 27:47.179
Dibs, dibs. Dibs on the blond
with the butterfly tattoo.
27:47.346 --> 27:49.473
Dibs on that. I'd like that.
Tell me who it is.
27:49.640 --> 27:51.767
- This is Lanie Brown.
- Lanie Brown.
27:51.934 --> 27:55.145
She likes skiing, hip-hop, and playing
with her cat, Sir Pembleton.
27:55.312 --> 27:57.731
- Sir Pembleton? You serious?
- I know, I'm not kidding.
27:57.940 --> 28:00.150
I'm gonna write her name
in my book in no time.
28:00.317 --> 28:02.236
Can't believe you document
your conquests.
28:02.402 --> 28:04.655
Family owns a payroll company.
Love records.
28:04.822 --> 28:06.824
- It's just weird.
- Tell it to our dog, FICA.
28:06.990 --> 28:08.158
Oh, hey, Carly.
28:08.325 --> 28:09.660
What's up, Tigers?
28:10.035 --> 28:11.662
- Hey.
- Going to take a shower?
28:11.829 --> 28:14.373
Yeah. I had my hand
in some kid's mouth this morning.
28:14.623 --> 28:17.251
Good idea. I know where it's been.
28:17.417 --> 28:20.254
And if I don't get some
flesh-eating virus from that...
28:20.420 --> 28:22.673
I probably will
after I take a shower barefoot.
28:22.881 --> 28:25.509
- I forgot to pack my flip-flops.
- Sucks! See you later.
28:25.676 --> 28:27.302
Oh, here. Take mine.
28:29.179 --> 28:31.014
- I brought two pair.
- Really?
28:31.181 --> 28:33.767
Yeah. No problem.
We're teammates.
28:34.351 --> 28:35.394
Thanks.
28:38.772 --> 28:41.024
- Bye.
- See you later.
28:42.025 --> 28:45.904
Bro, what did I tell you? No hooking
up with girls from our school.
28:46.071 --> 28:48.198
- I was just being nice.
- I don't care, man.
28:48.365 --> 28:49.700
You know where nice leads.
28:49.867 --> 28:51.994
Do not poop where you eat,
remember?
28:52.202 --> 28:56.331
That's why there are no
restaurants called The Bathroom.
28:56.915 --> 28:59.167
There are bathrooms at restaurants.
28:59.710 --> 29:01.295
I was using a metaphor, Shawn.
29:01.503 --> 29:05.340
It is crazy that people think
that you're the smart one.
29:06.341 --> 29:07.926
What's up, ladies?
29:08.093 --> 29:09.386
Hi.
29:09.553 --> 29:12.639
You wanna borrow some flip-flops?
All right, see you later.
29:17.644 --> 29:20.564
Welcome to day one, everybody.
Let's start with a warm-up run.
29:20.856 --> 29:24.568
God, she's such a fox. I guarantee
I'm gonna tap that before we leave.
29:25.027 --> 29:27.571
Dude, she's married,
and like 30 years old.
29:27.738 --> 29:30.908
That's just how I like them:
ancient and regretful.
29:31.074 --> 29:33.201
Yeah. Take it easy on the Dove bars.
29:33.368 --> 29:34.848
- Ready, Shawnzy?
- Sure am, Nicholai.
29:35.328 --> 29:36.454
New guys, move them.
29:40.667 --> 29:43.294
I always knew there was
something else I should be doing.
29:43.461 --> 29:45.964
You know,
like there was something more.
29:46.881 --> 29:48.800
Something more inside me.
29:48.967 --> 29:52.011
I guess you could say
I had a cheer waiting to get out.
29:53.721 --> 29:56.724
And now, well, I live to cheer.
29:58.017 --> 30:01.020
And I cheer to live.
30:06.651 --> 30:08.528
I looked that little kitten
in the eyes...
30:08.695 --> 30:10.446
and I knew I had to take her home.
30:10.613 --> 30:15.034
And now, Sniffles,
that's who I tell my secrets to.
30:15.201 --> 30:17.120
My grandmother was a cheerleader.
30:17.287 --> 30:19.372
It was what she loved most
in the world.
30:19.747 --> 30:24.877
So when she died, I just
picked up the family pom-poms.
30:25.044 --> 30:28.339
This is weird.
I don't usually open up like this.
30:28.506 --> 30:32.176
It's weird.
I don't usually open up like this.
30:57.744 --> 30:59.704
Tigers!
31:00.330 --> 31:02.332
I love every bone in your body.
31:02.498 --> 31:04.584
Especially mine...?
31:28.191 --> 31:29.317
Tigers!
31:42.497 --> 31:46.084
Tigers can't be beat
Get up on your feet
31:46.250 --> 31:47.835
Tigers can't be beat
31:48.002 --> 31:50.880
Is it my imagination, or do they
not completely, totally suck?
31:51.047 --> 31:52.840
It's your imagination.
31:53.007 --> 31:54.884
Now go imagine me
a bottle of water.
31:55.802 --> 31:57.387
Tigers!
32:05.602 --> 32:08.605
The French say a day moon brings
good luck to whoever sees it.
32:08.772 --> 32:10.774
They also say 8-year-olds
should drink wine.
32:10.941 --> 32:14.611
And if it's a crescent moon,
it'll bring good luck for a week.
32:15.571 --> 32:16.947
What is it now?
32:17.114 --> 32:20.868
I'm jogging with the captain of the best
squad, so I'd say it's pretty crescent.
32:21.034 --> 32:22.786
- Race you.
- Cheering isn't a race.
32:22.953 --> 32:25.914
- This isn't football.
- There's a competition at the end.
32:26.081 --> 32:28.125
Yeah, you're right.
On your mark, get set...
32:29.376 --> 32:31.336
Oh, she cheats. I like it.
32:31.503 --> 32:32.671
Zucchini?
32:33.546 --> 32:36.424
Leafy greens? Kale? Jicama?
32:36.633 --> 32:37.676
And sprouts?
32:37.842 --> 32:40.178
That's the only thing
that sucks about cheer camp.
32:40.345 --> 32:42.097
The sacrifices I make for ass.
32:42.347 --> 32:45.267
Remember when I pretended to
be into Nickelback for that chick?
32:45.433 --> 32:48.395
- God, they suck.
- So did she. Up top.
32:48.561 --> 32:52.232
Dude, I am not gonna high-five you
for a beejer you got a year ago.
32:52.691 --> 32:54.359
That doesn't count. No.
32:55.526 --> 32:56.903
- Poppy.
- Hi, sis.
32:57.070 --> 32:58.738
Guys looking to go off-menu?
32:58.905 --> 33:02.033
I got Kit Kats, Snickers,
and German sweet tarts.
33:02.658 --> 33:04.577
Wipes out the taste
of every other candy.
33:07.038 --> 33:08.873
I'll take everything you got.
33:09.207 --> 33:12.251
Not here, Shawshank.
The screws are watching.
33:12.418 --> 33:15.254
Put it in the sycamore tree
out back.
33:16.005 --> 33:18.382
- Where's our candy gonna be?
- Check your pockets.
33:22.929 --> 33:25.723
I know. She's got the shine.
33:30.812 --> 33:33.064
Oh, my God, this is so good.
33:33.898 --> 33:34.941
Yeah, it is.
33:36.776 --> 33:37.777
Diora!
33:41.322 --> 33:42.907
Diora!
33:44.242 --> 33:45.284
God, it is you.
33:45.451 --> 33:47.328
The way the moonlight
caught your cheek...
33:47.495 --> 33:49.831
for a second there,
I thought you were an angel.
33:49.997 --> 33:51.999
Nope, just the head
counsellor who decides...
33:52.166 --> 33:54.585
whether or not to make you
run laps all tomorrow.
33:56.129 --> 33:58.005
God, I love it, huh?
33:58.214 --> 34:01.342
A little back and forth, witty repartee,
Hepburn and Tracy.
34:01.509 --> 34:03.511
I'm not 16, kiddo.
Run along and play.
34:03.761 --> 34:05.972
Still with the witty repartee,
that's terrific.
34:06.139 --> 34:09.559
- You win this round, Miss Tracy.
- Hepburn was the girl.
34:09.725 --> 34:11.519
Ding, ding. Knockout.
34:15.105 --> 34:17.608
It shouldn't be this hard,
she's like 100 years old.
34:17.983 --> 34:21.612
- Shawn. Got a second?
- Yeah. Sure.
34:22.696 --> 34:25.324
Some of the girls have been
talking about you and Nick.
34:25.490 --> 34:27.576
Don't believe anything anyone says.
34:27.743 --> 34:31.121
They've been saying they think this is
the best the team has ever been.
34:31.705 --> 34:33.582
Well, that you can believe.
34:33.749 --> 34:36.460
I just wanted to say thanks.
34:36.835 --> 34:38.962
You guys have been a big help.
34:39.796 --> 34:41.298
Especially you.
34:43.008 --> 34:44.343
Thanks.
34:44.509 --> 34:48.013
It's nice to know that when I get tossed,
you're gonna be there to catch me.
34:48.180 --> 34:50.098
I mean, not that Bianca wasn't good.
34:50.265 --> 34:53.977
It's just, I don't know. You feel right.
34:54.144 --> 34:56.313
I like it too.
You're like a home-run ball.
34:56.480 --> 35:00.317
Fifteen-inch brown trout.
A mild cold. Double feature.
35:00.484 --> 35:02.486
I get it. Things that you catch.
Shut up.
35:02.986 --> 35:04.154
I know at the beginning...
35:04.321 --> 35:07.115
I may have been against
you two joining the squad...
35:07.282 --> 35:09.660
I believe you called us
"godless douche-monsters."
35:09.826 --> 35:11.662
It was "soulless beav-wranglers."
35:11.828 --> 35:14.665
Well, that's better.
I totally misunderstood you.
35:14.831 --> 35:16.166
I'm trying to apologise here.
35:16.333 --> 35:18.585
No need. And accepted.
35:22.506 --> 35:24.049
Hey.
35:25.008 --> 35:28.512
You'd think as a cheerleader
I would be a little more graceful.
35:29.554 --> 35:32.974
I like you clumsy.
It's like I'm looking behind the curtain.
35:35.435 --> 35:36.561
Babe.
35:38.355 --> 35:39.439
Rick.
35:40.607 --> 35:42.359
Rick.
35:44.611 --> 35:47.030
- Who's the face-eater?
- Guys, come meet my boyfriend.
35:48.699 --> 35:51.952
- What is with that car?
- Maybe he won an LPGA tournament.
35:59.292 --> 36:00.585
I missed you.
36:00.751 --> 36:02.920
Me too. Definitely.
36:03.087 --> 36:04.964
Guys, this is my boyfriend.
36:05.131 --> 36:08.301
- Pre-fiancé, actually.
- These are the guys I told you about.
36:08.467 --> 36:11.304
- Nick and Shawn.
- What's up, guys? I'm Dr. Rick.
36:13.639 --> 36:14.682
Really?
36:16.309 --> 36:17.310
Pound?
36:17.476 --> 36:19.562
Aren't you a little young
to be a doctor?
36:19.729 --> 36:21.981
- He's pre-med.
- Then why call yourself "doctor"?
36:22.148 --> 36:23.608
Why put off the inevitable?
36:25.651 --> 36:27.653
You should get
that mole checked out.
36:27.820 --> 36:31.490
I'd do it myself,
but I don't have my bag on me.
36:32.325 --> 36:33.784
Your book bag?
36:33.951 --> 36:37.205
- How'd you two crazy kids meet, Rick?
- It's a funny story, actually.
36:37.413 --> 36:41.334
Our parents knew each other from
way back, and they introduced us.
36:45.171 --> 36:49.133
Not that funny a story. Not really
even a story. Just like a fact.
36:49.467 --> 36:51.636
We've been going out
since I was a sophomore.
36:51.844 --> 36:55.681
We should hit it, Carly. I told the guys
we'd be done dinner in 45.
36:55.932 --> 36:59.185
- The guys are with you?
- It was a long-ass drive, babe.
36:59.352 --> 37:02.480
You didn't want me falling asleep
at the wheel, did you?
37:02.671 --> 37:04.256
No, I'm glad you made it.
37:04.423 --> 37:07.718
Yeah, you're glad.
I got a rezzy at Red Lobster.
37:07.885 --> 37:10.971
We've got a booth in the back
behind a plant...
37:11.138 --> 37:14.183
So no one can see how much
we're all-you-can-eating.
37:14.725 --> 37:16.936
If you know what I'm saying, boys.
37:18.270 --> 37:20.689
Okay. Oh, Shawn.
I have something for you.
37:26.320 --> 37:28.113
Sweet deal you kids
got going on here.
37:28.280 --> 37:30.032
Wish I could hang out,
play all summer.
37:30.491 --> 37:33.410
I'm just a little busy
picking my speciality.
37:33.577 --> 37:35.704
Speciality? You're a freshman.
37:35.871 --> 37:38.666
Your speciality should be putting a cow
in the dean's office.
37:38.832 --> 37:41.085
Animal House reference. Love it!
37:44.531 --> 37:47.117
My mom sent mine,
so I don't need yours anymore.
37:47.284 --> 37:48.994
- Thanks.
- Sure.
37:50.496 --> 37:55.000
And, chief. Next time, if my girl needs
something, she can borrow it from me.
37:55.334 --> 37:58.128
Rick, he was just being nice.
37:58.295 --> 38:00.839
Those feet look pretty small.
What are they, a seven?
38:01.006 --> 38:02.591
Ten and a half, papo.
38:03.509 --> 38:05.677
Eleven in Crocs.
38:13.894 --> 38:17.022
What's the name of that girl
who was 5'7", blond hair, blue eyes?
38:17.189 --> 38:19.358
She's like a dragon.
Reminds me of Christmas.
38:20.526 --> 38:24.071
It's Carols, Care-holes, Car...
Caroline. Caroline.
38:24.321 --> 38:26.281
I'm running out of ink.
You got a pen?
38:26.532 --> 38:27.866
Mopey, I'm talking to you here.
38:28.033 --> 38:30.744
You been sitting out here staring
into space for two hours.
38:30.911 --> 38:33.705
- It's been five minutes.
- Really? That was five minutes?
38:33.872 --> 38:36.875
Guess I really do suck in bed.
38:37.376 --> 38:40.045
Get it? Like I think I'm Sting,
and in all reality...
38:40.212 --> 38:43.674
I'm like Chad Michael Murray
douching it out in five minutes.
38:43.841 --> 38:45.217
- What's wrong?
- Nothing.
38:45.384 --> 38:47.177
- Come on, tell me.
- It's nothing.
38:47.344 --> 38:48.470
- Tell me.
- It's nothing.
38:48.637 --> 38:51.849
Tell me. Tell me, tell me, tell me...
38:52.015 --> 38:53.350
- Nick.
- Sorry.
38:54.059 --> 38:56.353
- Tell me?
- Carly's boyfriend's a real schwanz.
38:56.520 --> 38:59.064
Dude, you like her. I knew it.
I knew you liked her.
38:59.231 --> 39:00.941
- So? It's no big deal.
- No big deal?
39:01.108 --> 39:03.402
She's on our squad.
You're gonna ruin everything.
39:03.569 --> 39:07.239
Why you gotta do this, huh? Why you
gotta take a leak all over my dreams?
39:07.406 --> 39:09.491
Why you lay a hot toddy
all over my hopes?
39:09.658 --> 39:12.202
- You're being a little dramatic.
- Well, I have never.
39:12.411 --> 39:14.788
What makes this girl so great, bro?
39:14.955 --> 39:18.041
Yeah. What makes this girl
so great, bro?
39:18.208 --> 39:19.793
There's just something about her.
39:19.960 --> 39:21.680
You know when she bumped into me
on the bus?
39:22.696 --> 39:27.576
Or when I saw her reading that book.
That she orders pudding for dessert.
39:27.743 --> 39:30.579
Okay, now you're just listing things
that people do.
39:30.746 --> 39:32.373
No, I'm not.
39:32.539 --> 39:35.834
- Sometimes she writes with a pencil.
- So much worse than I thought.
39:36.293 --> 39:37.586
You're really into this girl.
39:37.753 --> 39:39.088
- No, I'm not.
- Yes, you are.
39:39.254 --> 39:41.298
Why is she with that knob-rocket?
39:41.465 --> 39:44.343
Enough already. You're even
depressing me, and I'm a Virgo.
39:44.510 --> 39:46.679
We have got to cheer you up.
39:47.179 --> 39:49.264
I'm two steps ahead of you, my man.
39:49.431 --> 39:51.684
All right, gentlemen, saddle up.
39:53.310 --> 39:55.437
Listen, ladies,
I couldn't help but notice...
39:55.604 --> 39:57.940
you were practising your lifts
on dry ground.
39:58.107 --> 39:59.817
Well, where else
would we practise?
40:00.067 --> 40:04.947
The pond. That's where the top teams
do. Water resistance, better training.
40:05.114 --> 40:07.074
Why do you think octopuses
have skinny arms?
40:07.241 --> 40:08.784
That sounds like a good idea.
40:08.993 --> 40:11.829
We can't. Our swimsuits are
all the way back at the bunks.
40:12.788 --> 40:16.041
We could just go in our underwear.
I mean, that's all swimsuits are.
40:16.208 --> 40:19.003
It's gonna be dark soon anyway,
SO no one would see us.
40:19.169 --> 40:22.923
I never thought about it like that,
but I guess you're right.
40:23.090 --> 40:25.634
Look at that. We're all here
thinking inside the box...
40:25.801 --> 40:28.053
and you're outside
playing a game of "What If?"
40:28.220 --> 40:31.598
Gorgeous and brilliant.
The triple threat.
40:32.307 --> 40:34.768
And we're off. Gentlemen, ladies.
40:35.477 --> 40:38.355
Adam, you've done enough
working out. Let's go.
40:42.526 --> 40:43.944
Oh, there it is.
40:48.282 --> 40:49.616
I am so excited.
40:49.783 --> 40:52.578
I have not been skinny dipping
since Indian Scouts.
40:53.871 --> 40:55.497
Nobody look.
40:56.373 --> 40:58.000
Windmill.
40:58.167 --> 41:01.086
We're leaving our underwear on.
We talked about this, remember?
41:01.253 --> 41:02.880
You talked. I listened.
41:04.048 --> 41:08.469
Paint the fence. Cutting the cake.
Hangman's noose. Hangman's noose.
41:08.635 --> 41:10.220
Incoming.
41:19.938 --> 41:25.027
Misjudged the depth.
It's all good. Learn from me.
41:59.603 --> 42:00.896
This feels great.
42:01.063 --> 42:03.232
It's the water resistance.
It helps strengthen.
42:03.398 --> 42:05.484
It's twice the compound,
half the measure...
42:05.651 --> 42:09.488
- and if you equivalate that to...
- Nick. Enough of that.
42:09.655 --> 42:11.824
- Enough of what?
- Drop the game.
42:11.990 --> 42:15.452
There are 300 girls at this camp
and only four straight guys.
42:15.619 --> 42:18.622
It's no mystery why you're ripping
through the place. So come on.
42:22.084 --> 42:23.585
Come on.
42:24.586 --> 42:26.046
Tick tock.
42:27.798 --> 42:29.967
Oh, all right.
42:36.974 --> 42:38.475
You're next.
42:40.394 --> 42:41.603
Ladies.
42:49.069 --> 42:51.488
- Where are our clothes?
- We left them right here.
42:51.655 --> 42:54.616
I know. That's why I'm saying,
"Where are our clothes?"
42:54.825 --> 42:58.745
I'm blazing a trail. I'm blazing a trail.
42:58.912 --> 43:00.330
See you guys.
43:00.497 --> 43:02.666
- Okay, have a great Thanksgiving.
- What?
43:02.833 --> 43:03.917
I don't know, I'm cold.
43:07.421 --> 43:09.715
- I'm cold and I'm flailing.
- I know, I know.
43:09.882 --> 43:11.216
How are you not flailing?
43:11.383 --> 43:13.594
I'm flailing. I, too, am also flailing.
43:13.844 --> 43:16.889
- So how was she?
- How was who?
43:17.055 --> 43:19.683
- The blond you were making time with.
- I wasn't.
43:19.850 --> 43:23.061
We just talked. She's really nice.
Her grandmother's from Cincinnati.
43:23.312 --> 43:25.397
She helped me on
my crossover basket launches.
43:25.564 --> 43:27.691
I can't believe how high
my extensions are.
43:27.858 --> 43:29.818
I don't know who you are anymore.
43:30.527 --> 43:32.529
Boys.
43:32.696 --> 43:34.865
What are you doing?
It's way past curfew.
43:35.032 --> 43:36.199
We were just...
43:38.201 --> 43:39.995
practising.
43:41.038 --> 43:42.372
- Yeah.
- Al dente?
43:42.748 --> 43:46.209
Yeah. We like to do cheers in the nude
so that they really sink in.
43:46.376 --> 43:49.212
That way our bodies learn it
as well as our minds.
43:50.130 --> 43:52.799
That's very Alvin Ailey of you.
I like it.
43:52.966 --> 43:55.719
- Proceed.
- Proceed with what, running away?
43:55.886 --> 43:57.721
No, with the cheer, you goose.
43:57.888 --> 44:01.224
Don't you wanna wait for
another coach? Or a witness?
44:01.391 --> 44:02.559
Five, six, seven, eight.
44:02.768 --> 44:03.977
- Ready?
- Okay.
44:04.144 --> 44:05.437
Hey, Tigers!
44:05.604 --> 44:06.939
- Yeah?
- Hey, Tigers!
44:07.105 --> 44:10.817
Yeah? What do we like to eat?
Panther meat
44:10.984 --> 44:12.569
I said, hey, Tigers!
44:12.736 --> 44:14.237
- Yeah?
- Hey, Tigers!
44:14.404 --> 44:17.866
Yeah? What do we like to do?
Defeat
44:18.367 --> 44:20.494
- Dude, your crankshaft.
- Two.
44:20.786 --> 44:23.455
Orange, black and white unite
44:23.622 --> 44:26.124
Tigers, Tigers, fight, fight, fight!
44:26.291 --> 44:28.001
Tailpipe.
44:30.045 --> 44:32.130
Your counts are off,
your spacing is insane...
44:32.297 --> 44:34.967
and your moves sloppier
than a kiss from a midshipman.
44:35.175 --> 44:38.011
- What?
- Take it from the top. Positions.
44:38.512 --> 44:39.846
Parallel positions!
44:40.013 --> 44:41.848
Five, six, seven, eight.
44:42.015 --> 44:45.268
Go bananas Go, go bananas
44:45.435 --> 44:49.106
Go bananas Go, go bananas
44:51.942 --> 44:53.944
You can put me down now.
44:54.111 --> 44:55.487
Oh, can 1?
44:56.405 --> 44:57.656
You jerk.
44:58.365 --> 44:59.408
Jack-knocker.
44:59.574 --> 45:01.201
Oh, look.
45:01.368 --> 45:04.121
- What are they doing?
- It's the Fountain of Troy.
45:04.287 --> 45:06.289
I thought that move
was prohibidimabido.
45:09.126 --> 45:11.044
- My face!
- It's okay, it's okay.
45:11.211 --> 45:13.338
What'd I tell you about
that Fountain of Troy?
45:13.505 --> 45:15.132
Look, you broke her face.
45:15.298 --> 45:16.508
Almost in half.
45:16.758 --> 45:18.736
Where am I gonna get another one
of those this late in the day?
45:18.760 --> 45:20.637
Someone call a doctor!
45:20.804 --> 45:22.139
Damn, I wish Rick were here.
45:22.305 --> 45:25.225
Why, so he could ask someone
to call a doctor?
45:26.727 --> 45:28.812
Ever been to
a cheerleading competition?
45:28.979 --> 45:30.939
Oh, you mean like a football game?
45:31.106 --> 45:34.067
No, not a game.
Those are like practises for us.
45:34.234 --> 45:36.236
I'm talking about a tournament.
45:36.403 --> 45:40.282
ESPN cameras all around. Hundreds
of people in crowds cheering.
45:40.449 --> 45:43.243
Wait.
People cheering cheerleaders?
45:45.829 --> 45:47.873
You should be in the movies.
45:48.081 --> 45:51.334
You're hotter than all of these
cheerleaders rolled together.
45:52.169 --> 45:54.671
Cheerleaders rolled together.
45:57.215 --> 45:58.592
I gotta take a Louis Leakey.
45:58.759 --> 46:02.679
Listen, you, don't get any cuter
while I'm gone. I'm serious.
46:02.846 --> 46:06.099
And let me give you a little tip
from a cheerleader.
46:06.266 --> 46:09.770
Be aggressive B-E aggressive
46:11.646 --> 46:14.858
Where's that Jesse Bradford boy?
I love him. No, seriously.
46:15.025 --> 46:16.735
Seriously. I love him.
46:20.113 --> 46:21.573
I gotta be honest with you, man.
46:21.740 --> 46:24.076
I don't think I'm into
all this hooking up anymore.
46:24.242 --> 46:26.912
- It feels wrong.
- Yeah, it's supposed to feel wrong.
46:27.079 --> 46:28.705
No, I mean, I feel guilty.
46:28.872 --> 46:31.666
I don't know what you're saying.
Milty? Wilty?
46:31.833 --> 46:33.043
Something's not right.
46:33.210 --> 46:36.004
- Tilty?
- I've never felt this way before.
46:36.838 --> 46:37.881
Maquilty?
46:42.803 --> 46:44.471
Is that Dr. Rick?
46:47.849 --> 46:49.643
Awesome song.
46:50.435 --> 46:54.523
Dude, these local chicks are so easy.
It's like banging fish in a barrel.
46:54.689 --> 46:58.401
That Gina was a freak. I've got
bite marks all over my badonkadonk.
46:58.777 --> 47:01.363
Or was that Aubrey?
Whichever one smells like lavender.
47:01.529 --> 47:02.864
I got that stuff all over me.
47:03.031 --> 47:05.575
One of you smell my rod,
will you?
47:05.742 --> 47:07.369
Jesus. This guy's a dick.
47:07.535 --> 47:10.163
I don't get why you came here.
You don't even like Carly.
47:10.330 --> 47:12.707
I told you, man.
Our parents are old friends...
47:12.874 --> 47:16.252
which means they approve of her,
they give me anything I want...
47:16.419 --> 47:19.506
including this sick
3-series Beemer, with nav...
47:19.673 --> 47:21.591
that drove your fat ass up here.
47:21.758 --> 47:23.093
Rock it.
47:23.677 --> 47:25.512
Why you gotta take a shot
at my weight?
47:25.679 --> 47:27.013
You know I'm working on it.
47:27.222 --> 47:28.264
He's just using her.
47:28.473 --> 47:32.185
And he likes to get bit in
the badonkadonk, that sick bastard.
47:32.352 --> 47:33.395
I gotta tell her.
47:33.561 --> 47:36.773
- Yeah, no, buddy. Don't tell her.
- No, I have to.
47:36.982 --> 47:38.274
No, no, you really don't.
47:38.441 --> 47:39.567
Yeah, I kind of do.
47:39.734 --> 47:43.738
It's pretty obvious that you're gonna
go against everything I stand for...
47:43.905 --> 47:48.576
and poop where you eat, so at least
let me help you take that poop, okay?
47:48.743 --> 47:50.704
Trust me, bro, don't tell her.
47:50.870 --> 47:53.581
Why? She needs to find out
what kind of guy he really is.
47:53.748 --> 47:57.627
If you tell her, you'll be the guy who
told her her boyfriend is cheating.
47:57.794 --> 48:01.047
- Yeah?
- Bro, that's all you're ever gonna be.
48:01.214 --> 48:03.633
Best-case scenario,
she looks at you as a girlfriend.
48:03.800 --> 48:07.303
Worst-case scenario, she's pissed
at you for poking in her business.
48:07.512 --> 48:09.639
Either way, you're not poking
in her business.
48:10.724 --> 48:11.766
You marinate with that.
48:15.437 --> 48:17.856
- I hear you. That's good advice.
- It is good advice.
48:18.023 --> 48:19.899
- Thanks.
- That's what friends are for.
48:20.066 --> 48:21.234
- Are you good?
- I'm good.
48:21.443 --> 48:22.444
Carly!
48:23.236 --> 48:26.114
Hey, Carly. There's something
I have to tell you. Carly!
48:27.115 --> 48:29.034
I was wondering where you were.
48:29.200 --> 48:32.370
I was looking for you too.
But you go first. What's up?
48:32.537 --> 48:35.165
I was just wondering
about the moon.
48:35.331 --> 48:39.419
I mean, is it still crescent
or a half-moon?
48:39.586 --> 48:41.296
What the French
have to say about it?
48:42.922 --> 48:43.965
I'm an idiot.
48:44.132 --> 48:48.386
No. No, it's a waxing crescent moon
tonight, and you're not an idiot.
48:48.553 --> 48:50.972
Unless you don't know
what "waxing" means.
48:51.139 --> 48:54.059
I'm a cheerleader,
I know what "waxing" means.
48:55.268 --> 48:57.520
- Carly horse.
- Rick.
48:57.687 --> 49:00.690
- That's what he calls you?
- Yeah. He means it cute.
49:03.276 --> 49:06.488
- What's up, high school?
- You smell like lavender.
49:06.988 --> 49:08.531
Yeah.
49:08.698 --> 49:11.284
We're learning about the effects
of lavender therapy...
49:11.493 --> 49:13.203
on type-two carcinoma patients.
49:13.369 --> 49:18.291
How's that working out? Anyone go
into remission after smelling a flower?
49:20.794 --> 49:22.629
All right, you caught me, man.
49:24.380 --> 49:28.635
- I picked you some flowers, Carly.
- That is so sweet. Where are they?
49:29.511 --> 49:32.180
I made a special wish on them
and threw them into the sky.
49:32.555 --> 49:33.681
That is so romantic.
49:33.848 --> 49:37.519
We should hit it, Carlito's Way. I told
the guys I'd be done with dinner in 40.
49:38.186 --> 49:39.687
I'll see you at practise?
49:39.854 --> 49:42.273
Shawn here is a great
leather-basket tosser.
49:43.650 --> 49:45.401
What a great trick.
49:45.568 --> 49:47.028
Not as good as yours.
49:47.278 --> 49:49.030
I'll see you tomorrow, Shawn.
50:05.505 --> 50:08.174
- Awesome date.
- I'll see you at the competition?
50:08.341 --> 50:10.009
I wouldn't miss it for the world.
50:17.517 --> 50:18.518
Bye.
50:21.854 --> 50:25.608
I like you a lot, Carles Barkley.
You're one of the good ones, babe.
50:45.712 --> 50:47.880
You know what reminds me
of the better times?
50:48.047 --> 50:52.135
Before Carly started hanging out
with those two little suck-buckets.
50:52.343 --> 50:53.845
Something's up with them.
50:54.012 --> 50:56.055
Wanna stay and do some digging?
50:56.222 --> 50:58.474
Big-time. You know why?
51:04.480 --> 51:09.277
Awesome song. Chumbawamba.
It's the soundtrack to my life, man.
51:15.408 --> 51:18.328
Three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
51:18.494 --> 51:20.121
Go, Tigers!
51:20.330 --> 51:23.166
Cradle. One, two.
51:26.544 --> 51:28.838
Great job, guys.
Let's take a little water break.
51:29.005 --> 51:31.466
Are my hips rotating too late
before the final toss?
51:31.632 --> 51:34.802
I wasn't gonna say anything,
but you gotta rotate and then catch.
51:34.969 --> 51:36.763
Rotate, then catch.
51:36.929 --> 51:39.724
- We're out of water.
- We need two volunteers to refill.
51:39.891 --> 51:41.059
- I'll go.
- Me too.
51:42.685 --> 51:44.771
Dude, don't go. Hey, Shawn.
51:45.521 --> 51:46.564
God...
51:46.731 --> 51:49.108
That was really good.
Keep it up, okay?
51:49.901 --> 51:51.361
Hi.
51:53.112 --> 51:55.531
Listen, I don't know
if I've told you this yet...
51:55.698 --> 51:59.035
but your coaching, I mean,
it's been incredible.
51:59.243 --> 52:03.331
And whatever happens between us,
you've made me a better cheerleader.
52:03.539 --> 52:06.459
- And for that, I owe you...
- You have some food in your teeth.
52:07.418 --> 52:10.880
And your pecs are uneven.
Make sure you don't favour one side.
52:11.464 --> 52:12.632
Always coaching.
52:13.841 --> 52:15.259
God bless you!
52:17.095 --> 52:18.721
Why can't I crack this?
52:18.888 --> 52:19.972
Damn it.
52:20.348 --> 52:21.641
So...
52:21.849 --> 52:25.812
how often did you see Dr. Rick
during the school year?
52:25.978 --> 52:29.440
I don't know why he keeps calling
himself that. It's kind of douchey.
52:29.607 --> 52:31.943
Oh, no, no, no. It's super cool.
52:32.819 --> 52:34.946
I can't believe he's my pre-fiancé.
52:35.113 --> 52:37.240
I remember when I was 7,
I decided...
52:37.407 --> 52:40.451
that I was not gonna get married
until I was 34.
52:40.618 --> 52:44.789
- That's very specific.
- Oh, I had it all thought out.
52:44.956 --> 52:47.333
High school, college,
a year abroad in Greece...
52:47.500 --> 52:50.503
and because, don't laugh,
I always loved Greek salad.
52:50.670 --> 52:54.632
Tomatoes, cucumbers, feta.
No, that makes perfect sense.
52:54.799 --> 52:56.008
I know. It's silly.
52:56.175 --> 52:58.010
I love that you had it
all planned out.
52:58.177 --> 53:01.514
- You know what John Lennon said.
- Not really. I'm not in my 50s.
53:01.681 --> 53:02.765
I could ask my dad.
53:02.932 --> 53:05.643
"Life is what happens when
you're busy making other plans."
53:06.018 --> 53:07.353
Yeah.
53:15.695 --> 53:17.530
Damn, this is heavy.
53:17.697 --> 53:20.032
Are you okay? You look hot.
Do you want some water?
53:20.199 --> 53:21.659
- Yeah, sure. Thanks.
- Here.
53:25.705 --> 53:28.541
Did you say I looked hot?
I'm pretty sure that's what I heard.
53:28.708 --> 53:31.419
- I heard you screaming like a girl.
- Oh, really?
53:31.586 --> 53:33.796
Oh, my God. Don't move.
There's a bee on you.
53:33.963 --> 53:36.716
What? No. Get it off.
53:38.301 --> 53:39.719
You little bitch!
53:42.555 --> 53:44.891
All right, week three of cheer camp,
here we come.
53:45.057 --> 53:47.059
I love the smell of pom-pom
in the morning.
53:47.226 --> 53:48.686
Let's do this.
53:49.729 --> 53:51.939
- Where you going?
- Post-breakfast practise.
53:52.106 --> 53:55.568
And then, you know, Carly and I are
gonna work on reverse cartwheels.
53:55.735 --> 53:59.405
My left foot keeps hitching when
I do my inverse swing-over. It's like:
53:59.572 --> 54:01.991
Take it easy.
We're done with this, all right?
54:02.200 --> 54:03.743
Week three. Hit it and quit it.
54:03.910 --> 54:06.579
Oh, no, we gotta...
We gotta stay longer.
54:06.746 --> 54:09.499
Dude, it's time to go.
Remember Mookie's dad's house?
54:09.665 --> 54:11.083
The plasmas and the Jacuzzis.
54:11.250 --> 54:14.337
Yeah, but I just... I think
we should stay just a touch longer.
54:14.504 --> 54:16.464
I'm done. All right?
I've had enough girl.
54:16.631 --> 54:19.342
Breadsticks only keep you
at the Olive Garden for so long.
54:19.509 --> 54:20.843
Till, at some point, you say:
54:21.052 --> 54:23.346
"Why am I at Olive Garden
with these fat people?"
54:23.513 --> 54:25.139
- What? No...
- Let's go.
54:25.306 --> 54:28.059
- Let's talk about this.
- All right, let's go. Let's pack.
54:28.267 --> 54:29.936
Let's just dialogue for a second.
54:30.102 --> 54:32.563
- We don't have to go right now.
- Yeah, we do.
54:32.730 --> 54:35.399
The bus leaves in an hour.
Next one's not until tomorrow.
54:35.566 --> 54:38.069
Yeah, but come on, man.
What about our squad?
54:38.236 --> 54:40.029
You know,
the competition's coming up.
54:40.196 --> 54:42.949
Dude, the squad? The competition?
Listen to yourself.
54:43.115 --> 54:45.368
We had a deal. Two weeks. Right?
54:45.535 --> 54:47.954
Kiss, kiss, bang, bang,
sayonara, cheer camp.
54:48.120 --> 54:50.122
We are leaving
We, we are leaving
54:50.289 --> 54:51.374
We are leaving
54:51.707 --> 54:53.292
Now, come on, dude, start packing.
54:53.459 --> 54:56.462
I need a little bit more time with Carly.
There. I said it. Okay?
54:56.629 --> 54:59.298
I know you think that's lame,
but can you give me one day?
54:59.465 --> 55:01.968
That's not lame, bro. That's gay.
55:02.134 --> 55:05.638
Well, technically, pursuing a woman
you have heterosexual feelings for...
55:05.805 --> 55:07.306
that's not gay, Nick.
55:07.473 --> 55:10.601
But using a rotating inverse
swing-over to do it? Yeah, that is.
55:10.768 --> 55:14.564
Shawn. Don't forget we're gonna
go over our reverse cartwheels.
55:14.730 --> 55:17.149
- Okay, I'll be right there.
- See you there.
55:17.316 --> 55:18.901
All right. Right behind him.
55:19.068 --> 55:22.071
All right, come on, man, let's go.
You know the deal.
55:22.572 --> 55:24.907
And trust me,
you're gonna thank me for this.
55:25.950 --> 55:28.786
All right, let's go, Shawnzy.
And no more moping. All right?
55:28.953 --> 55:31.497
Not an attractive colour on you,
nor is orange and grey.
55:31.664 --> 55:33.332
Takes away from your eyes.
55:41.799 --> 55:45.344
Damn it, damn it, damn it...
55:51.142 --> 55:52.184
What are you doing?
55:52.351 --> 55:54.812
Well, probably making
the biggest mistake of my life.
55:54.979 --> 55:57.106
Except that year
I wore that leather wristband.
55:57.273 --> 56:00.651
How did I possibly think that's cool,
you know? I'm not a blacksmith.
56:00.818 --> 56:02.445
That was a little Nickelback-y.
56:02.612 --> 56:04.947
You like this girl,
you're my boy, we stay.
56:05.114 --> 56:06.866
Well, what about Mookie's house?
56:07.033 --> 56:08.618
Are you coming or not?
56:09.702 --> 56:12.204
Are you sure we are staying?
We, we are staying?
56:12.371 --> 56:15.041
No, I'm not sure,
so don't turn a yes into a no.
56:15.207 --> 56:17.293
Thank you, Nick.
Thank you so much, man.
56:17.460 --> 56:19.462
I know you don't like
man-to-man touching...
56:19.629 --> 56:23.174
but my arm is on your shoulder.
Here comes my arm right now.
56:23.341 --> 56:25.301
-Another day
-Another holler
56:25.468 --> 56:29.722
You're wasting my precious breath.
I can't hear you.
56:29.889 --> 56:31.974
-Another day
-Another holler
56:32.141 --> 56:34.101
-Another day
-Another holler
56:34.268 --> 56:35.311
Another day
56:36.270 --> 56:37.897
Hey, bro, got a second?
56:39.106 --> 56:40.566
Wrong section of the woods.
56:40.733 --> 56:43.235
You want the northeast corner
near the redwoods.
56:43.569 --> 56:46.947
What? I wanna know if you know
two dudes named Nick and Shawn.
56:47.615 --> 56:50.368
Yeah. They're my bunkmates. Why?
56:51.744 --> 56:56.582
Five, six, seven, eight. One, two,
three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
56:58.501 --> 57:00.044
- Angela, no.
- Are you okay?
57:00.211 --> 57:02.922
Easy, Tiger. Easy, Tiger.
57:04.507 --> 57:08.219
- I'm fine. I'm fine, I'm fine.
- You all right?
57:08.386 --> 57:09.512
I'm okay.
57:11.430 --> 57:13.599
Sorry, guys, I just suck.
57:13.766 --> 57:17.353
- It's not just you. We all kind of suck.
- We're not good at all.
57:17.937 --> 57:21.190
- Hey, stop. Stop talking like that.
- But it's true.
57:21.357 --> 57:22.942
We're just not that good.
57:23.776 --> 57:24.944
Stop.
57:25.111 --> 57:28.197
Enough of that.
You can go as far as you want.
57:29.031 --> 57:31.117
What do the Panthers have
that you don't have?
57:31.283 --> 57:32.493
- Skills.
- Athleticism.
57:32.660 --> 57:34.203
- Kickass cheers.
- Hair removal.
57:34.370 --> 57:36.872
Big-ass titties. I'm just saying.
57:37.039 --> 57:39.875
Confidence.
They're cocky assholes.
57:40.042 --> 57:43.546
Like Nick, the cockiest asshole on the
football field. That's why he's good.
57:43.713 --> 57:45.965
- I'm awesome.
- Because he believes in himself.
57:46.132 --> 57:47.299
Also because I'm awesome.
57:47.466 --> 57:50.594
He knows he's gonna be good,
so he's good. And he takes chances.
57:50.761 --> 57:52.471
Due to the fact that I'm awesome.
57:52.638 --> 57:55.474
- Nick. Trying to make a speech here.
- I'm sorry.
57:55.641 --> 57:58.269
Either bet big or go home.
57:58.561 --> 58:01.814
If you don't wanna take any chances,
then you shouldn't even be here.
58:02.064 --> 58:05.484
I know you wanna be here, because
you finish last every single year...
58:05.651 --> 58:07.278
but you keep coming back...
58:07.445 --> 58:09.613
even if it means
taking endless shit...
58:09.780 --> 58:12.324
from total dong-knockers
like the Panthers.
58:12.491 --> 58:14.076
I wanna cut the blond one.
58:14.243 --> 58:15.494
- What?
- What?
58:15.661 --> 58:17.246
- What?
- What?
58:17.413 --> 58:20.166
- What?
- I'm just saying.
58:20.958 --> 58:23.252
Come on, guys.
Let's be cocky assholes.
58:23.418 --> 58:24.836
He's right.
58:25.003 --> 58:26.046
And I can say that...
58:26.213 --> 58:29.883
because I am the best cheerleader
here, so you can all suck my dick.
58:32.677 --> 58:34.387
I was just being a cocky asshole.
58:34.596 --> 58:38.183
Oh, nice. Did you see
what she was doing there?
58:38.349 --> 58:40.852
That's exactly what I want
from everybody.
58:41.019 --> 58:42.645
All right, let's do this.
58:42.812 --> 58:46.274
And remember, you're awesome.
Let's risk it to get the biscuit.
58:46.441 --> 58:47.859
All right, get cocky, bitches.
58:51.196 --> 58:53.364
- Let's do it. Come on, guys.
- Ready.
58:53.573 --> 58:54.824
Hit it!
58:54.991 --> 58:57.202
All you chumps
Think you got poise
58:57.368 --> 58:59.537
You prance around like little toys
58:59.704 --> 59:01.956
Do you really think
You can make some noise?
59:02.123 --> 59:04.000
Five, six, seven, eight.
59:04.167 --> 59:05.502
Tigers!
59:05.668 --> 59:07.378
- Get cocky.
- Get cocky.
59:08.129 --> 59:10.089
Come on, everybody.
59:12.675 --> 59:14.219
Let's go, tigres.
59:15.553 --> 59:17.055
There it is.
59:19.891 --> 59:20.892
All right, get cocky.
59:21.059 --> 59:22.310
Here we go, here we go.
59:22.477 --> 59:23.603
Keep it tight.
59:38.243 --> 59:39.577
Everybody, let's work.
59:48.836 --> 59:53.424
Three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
59:53.591 --> 59:54.717
There it is.
59:54.884 --> 59:56.344
Go big, Shawnzy.
59:57.178 --> 59:58.513
I'm doing it, brother.
01:00:02.767 --> 01:00:05.228
Awesome. So much better.
01:00:14.070 --> 01:00:15.113
Tigers!
01:00:16.155 --> 01:00:19.450
All right, la tigres. Come on.
01:00:19.659 --> 01:00:21.869
That's my girls,
bringing some A-game.
01:00:22.579 --> 01:00:24.122
You are some cocky bitches.
01:00:24.289 --> 01:00:27.625
I think it's safe to say that you guys
are now officially Tigers.
01:00:27.792 --> 01:00:29.711
- Right, girls?
- All right.
01:00:29.877 --> 01:00:31.296
One, two, three.
01:00:31.462 --> 01:00:32.839
Tigers!
01:00:33.381 --> 01:00:35.883
One, two, three, frauds!
01:00:36.301 --> 01:00:38.803
- Rick?
- These two have been playing you.
01:00:38.970 --> 01:00:41.222
They didn't come
because they like cheerleading.
01:00:41.389 --> 01:00:43.600
They came here because
they like cheerleaders.
01:00:43.766 --> 01:00:46.060
- Yeah, we know.
- Everyone knows.
01:00:46.227 --> 01:00:48.104
Why are you here?
What's going on, Rick?
01:00:48.271 --> 01:00:51.149
- Bus tickets.
- Damn it.
01:00:51.316 --> 01:00:54.319
Your friends were planning on leaving
before the competition...
01:00:54.485 --> 01:00:57.614
without any feeling for anyone
they may have left in their wake.
01:00:57.780 --> 01:00:59.240
- Animals.
- You were gonna leave?
01:00:59.407 --> 01:01:02.744
Well, we were gonna, but we didn't.
That's way before you and I ever...
01:01:02.910 --> 01:01:05.580
- You were gonna do this to the squad?
- I can explain.
01:01:05.747 --> 01:01:09.500
I can't believe you. I mean,
I knew you were here to get girls, but...
01:01:09.667 --> 01:01:11.961
- I thought you started to get into it.
- I did.
01:01:12.128 --> 01:01:15.340
It started off being about girls,
but then it became about you.
01:01:15.506 --> 01:01:18.343
- Wait, that doesn't sound right.
- That sounds exactly right.
01:01:18.467 --> 01:01:20.010
Bail, brother. Bail.
01:01:20.219 --> 01:01:21.846
I really like you, Carly.
01:01:22.012 --> 01:01:23.389
That's close enough, dicklick.
01:01:23.556 --> 01:01:27.560
This is how you show someone you
like them, Shawn? By lying to them?
01:01:27.792 --> 01:01:30.628
To be fair, he lied to you
before he really cared...
01:01:30.795 --> 01:01:34.257
then he tried super hard to word it
so it wouldn't be a lie after that.
01:01:34.423 --> 01:01:36.008
Just so we're on the same page.
01:01:36.968 --> 01:01:39.971
If these weren't tools for healing,
I would crack you in the jaw.
01:01:40.137 --> 01:01:42.056
- You're a tool for healing.
- That's right.
01:01:42.223 --> 01:01:44.141
You're the guy
who's fancy with his words.
01:01:44.308 --> 01:01:46.936
Well, then, why don't
I just read your diary.
01:01:47.103 --> 01:01:49.981
- Where did you get that?
- I've done a bad thing. I'm so sorry.
01:01:50.147 --> 01:01:53.067
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Suzy,
right now. He tricked me.
01:01:53.234 --> 01:01:54.735
You tricked me.
01:01:54.902 --> 01:01:56.320
This is how it happened.
01:01:57.113 --> 01:01:58.155
Brewster!
01:01:58.322 --> 01:02:01.325
He said he wanted to leave you a note,
I brought him to the bunk.
01:02:01.492 --> 01:02:03.327
He must've seen
your stuff on the couch.
01:02:03.494 --> 01:02:06.080
- Why was it on the couch?
- I was cleaning up your mess.
01:02:06.247 --> 01:02:08.374
I told you I can't stand clutter.
I warned you.
01:02:08.541 --> 01:02:12.003
- Give me the book back.
- "Cheer camp, day one.
01:02:12.920 --> 01:02:16.132
The sun rises in the summer sky...
01:02:16.299 --> 01:02:19.427
like Rembrandt's brush
on a dogwood branch."
01:02:20.219 --> 01:02:22.680
- Queeratron.
- Let's go. Give it to me.
01:02:23.514 --> 01:02:26.017
Back up, Abercrombie & Bitch.
01:02:27.852 --> 01:02:29.645
"And thereby Diora..."
01:02:34.358 --> 01:02:38.362
"I lie awake thinking, will I ever say
'Diora, ' as a whisper in an ear?
01:02:38.529 --> 01:02:41.324
Will she ever say "I love you,"
in a moment with a tear?"
01:02:41.490 --> 01:02:44.160
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
01:02:46.037 --> 01:02:48.372
Carly, I'm really sorry.
I didn't mean to hurt you.
01:02:48.539 --> 01:02:52.209
Just leave, okay? Just leave
like you always planned on doing.
01:02:52.376 --> 01:02:55.212
Carly, please, let me explain.
Give me just one second.
01:02:55.379 --> 01:02:57.214
See you later, high school.
01:02:57.381 --> 01:03:00.217
I didn't write that. I bought the book.
It was in there.
01:03:00.384 --> 01:03:01.719
It was beautiful.
01:03:02.553 --> 01:03:03.804
Thanks.
01:03:07.224 --> 01:03:09.185
Never really thought of that one.
01:03:09.352 --> 01:03:12.855
Using one's true feelings
to wrangle snooch.
01:03:13.898 --> 01:03:15.399
So simple.
01:03:30.039 --> 01:03:32.917
So we lied and we got caught.
So what, huh?
01:03:33.084 --> 01:03:34.835
We're humans. Humans lie.
01:03:35.002 --> 01:03:38.422
They tell big gigantic two-week-long
lies because they're humans.
01:03:38.589 --> 01:03:41.342
Stop saying "humans." We did this.
01:03:41.509 --> 01:03:43.135
Because we're humans.
01:03:43.302 --> 01:03:46.263
All right, humans are
the only species that can lie.
01:03:46.764 --> 01:03:49.058
Except for maybe chameleons.
01:03:49.767 --> 01:03:52.186
And possums. They play dead.
01:03:55.606 --> 01:03:56.774
What's that?
01:03:56.941 --> 01:04:00.111
It's Downey's bracelet.
Yeah, I love that kid, huh?
01:04:00.277 --> 01:04:02.613
Said it was cool, so he gave it to me.
How nice.
01:04:02.780 --> 01:04:05.866
Those are his... beads, bro.
01:04:06.033 --> 01:04:08.285
Downey liked you.
Like, "liked you" liked you.
01:04:08.452 --> 01:04:11.122
What? That's crazy.
Downey isn't gay.
01:04:11.288 --> 01:04:14.208
Nick, come on. Think about it.
01:04:14.750 --> 01:04:16.502
I'm Nick. This is Shawn.
01:04:16.669 --> 01:04:19.630
- What's up? I'm Downey.
- Hey. Nice to meet you.
01:04:19.797 --> 01:04:23.426
Put it in there.
A little cheer camp. Crazy good times.
01:04:23.592 --> 01:04:24.927
Yeah. It's gonna be fun.
01:04:25.094 --> 01:04:27.513
Panther meat!
I said, hey, Tigers!
01:04:27.680 --> 01:04:29.807
- Yeah?
- Hey, Tigers!
01:04:30.975 --> 01:04:32.101
Diora.
01:04:32.268 --> 01:04:34.228
Hey, Nick.
You wanna go out on the field...
01:04:34.395 --> 01:04:36.439
and maybe count shooting stars
with me?
01:04:36.605 --> 01:04:38.941
You're classic, Downey. Classic.
01:04:46.142 --> 01:04:47.893
Raw-hamburger fight!
01:05:02.491 --> 01:05:03.826
I'm hit.
01:05:05.369 --> 01:05:08.747
Medic!
This man needs some jocks-ygen.
01:05:09.415 --> 01:05:11.458
Come on, we're losing him.
01:05:11.625 --> 01:05:16.130
Don't you die on me. Don't die on me.
Don't you die on me.
01:05:16.422 --> 01:05:18.799
You prance around like little toys
01:05:18.966 --> 01:05:21.343
Do you really think
You can make some noise?
01:05:21.510 --> 01:05:23.345
Five, six, seven, eight.
01:05:23.512 --> 01:05:25.431
Tigers!
01:05:30.060 --> 01:05:32.729
Welcome back to Sucktown.
Population: you.
01:05:32.896 --> 01:05:37.150
Without your gigolos, looks like
you got last place sewn up, again.
01:05:37.317 --> 01:05:40.528
Why don't you get your nose job
out of everybody else's business.
01:05:40.695 --> 01:05:41.905
I got thrown by a horse.
01:05:42.072 --> 01:05:44.699
Why? Was he spooked because
you both have the same face?
01:05:44.866 --> 01:05:46.576
You're gonna die. You're gonna die.
01:05:46.743 --> 01:05:47.994
Carly, don't.
01:05:48.161 --> 01:05:52.082
You're placing your anger at the boys
on them. It's transference.
01:05:52.290 --> 01:05:54.626
You're right.
I'm gonna punch you in the throat!
01:05:54.876 --> 01:05:55.919
Let it go.
01:05:59.255 --> 01:06:02.926
Look at that little hottie. Wonder
what she wants to do with her life.
01:06:03.301 --> 01:06:04.344
What?
01:06:04.511 --> 01:06:07.097
You know how Bianca
wants to go to cooking school...
01:06:07.305 --> 01:06:09.599
and Sylvia wants to be a pilot,
and...
01:06:09.808 --> 01:06:10.850
Oh, my God.
01:06:11.559 --> 01:06:14.562
I actually know these girls,
as, like, friends.
01:06:14.729 --> 01:06:16.106
And I care.
01:06:16.272 --> 01:06:18.191
I'm becoming
like a fully formed person...
01:06:18.358 --> 01:06:20.318
with like sensitivity and empathy.
01:06:21.361 --> 01:06:23.363
All right, I'm a person!
01:06:23.530 --> 01:06:26.616
Look at the pooper on that one.
I could rest my beer on that shit.
01:06:26.783 --> 01:06:29.619
And you're back. What kind of
dressing goes on a Greek salad?
01:06:29.786 --> 01:06:31.454
Olive oil, top shelf.
01:06:38.920 --> 01:06:42.757
Is it me, Shawnzy, or is this not nearly
as much fun as it was last year?
01:06:42.924 --> 01:06:43.967
It's not you.
01:06:44.134 --> 01:06:46.136
This is too high. Give me a boost.
01:06:49.097 --> 01:06:50.140
Shoulder stand.
01:06:50.306 --> 01:06:51.808
- Ready?
- Okay.
01:06:52.392 --> 01:06:54.811
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
01:06:54.978 --> 01:06:57.063
- Grab.
- Out, drop, catch, dismount.
01:06:57.981 --> 01:06:59.816
Catch. Yeah, buddy.
01:06:59.983 --> 01:07:01.401
Guys?
01:07:02.235 --> 01:07:03.737
Don't take this the wrong way...
01:07:03.903 --> 01:07:06.322
but I think there's someone
you should talk to.
01:07:07.115 --> 01:07:09.784
Hello, I'm am Reginald
von Belly Button.
01:07:09.951 --> 01:07:12.328
I love Twinkies.
01:07:23.173 --> 01:07:26.092
The competition's tomorrow.
I wonder if we could win it.
01:07:27.051 --> 01:07:28.845
Did you say
"I wonder if we could win"?
01:07:29.012 --> 01:07:30.346
- No.
- Yes, you did.
01:07:30.513 --> 01:07:32.265
- You totally did.
- Didn't.
01:07:32.474 --> 01:07:34.684
You wanna go back.
You're into cheering.
01:07:34.851 --> 01:07:38.563
I'm the captain of the football team.
I could give a rat's ass about cheering.
01:07:38.730 --> 01:07:41.191
- You're a cheerleader.
- You're misquoting me.
01:07:41.357 --> 01:07:42.400
Do you wanna go back?
01:07:42.567 --> 01:07:45.653
For you. Because I can't stand
seeing my best friend in Frown Town.
01:07:45.820 --> 01:07:47.030
That's how selfless I am.
01:07:47.197 --> 01:07:49.949
I would sacrifice myself
to cheer you up. I'm like Gandhi.
01:07:50.116 --> 01:07:52.535
- Gandhi?
- Gandhi!
01:07:52.702 --> 01:07:55.872
- Mahatma K. Gandhi.
- Quake'n Bake!
01:07:58.374 --> 01:08:00.543
Bus leaves in 20 minutes.
01:08:02.212 --> 01:08:05.548
If we extend our high V's, we have
a chance at landing that aerial.
01:08:05.715 --> 01:08:07.967
I don't know who you are anymore.
01:08:09.135 --> 01:08:10.428
Kenny's asleep on the couch.
01:08:10.595 --> 01:08:13.056
We're gonna get whipped cream
and paint his face.
01:08:13.223 --> 01:08:14.974
- Come on.
- Be right there, dudes.
01:08:15.141 --> 01:08:17.727
- Right behind you, bro.
- Oh, my horse is peeing.
01:08:35.354 --> 01:08:36.981
What is that?
01:08:37.690 --> 01:08:39.358
Go back to sleep.
01:08:43.863 --> 01:08:45.698
Why are you in my bed?
01:08:45.865 --> 01:08:48.075
I must have sleepwalked.
01:08:48.242 --> 01:08:50.870
I'm here now.
Let's just make the best of it.
01:08:51.162 --> 01:08:53.623
Get out of my bed, Bianca.
01:08:53.790 --> 01:08:57.043
- Kind of can't.
- Why?
01:08:57.210 --> 01:08:59.128
I might not have pants on.
01:09:01.798 --> 01:09:03.841
- What are you doing here?
- I came back.
01:09:04.008 --> 01:09:07.220
- I can see that. Goodbye.
- Carly, just listen to me.
01:09:07.386 --> 01:09:08.805
- Why?
- We're teammates.
01:09:08.971 --> 01:09:11.390
Teammates don't join a team
under false pretences...
01:09:11.557 --> 01:09:13.559
then leave once they
get what they want.
01:09:13.726 --> 01:09:16.521
I know you're pissed at me,
and you should be. I lied to you.
01:09:16.687 --> 01:09:20.775
But this is about the squad. We all
worked way too hard to throw it away.
01:09:20.942 --> 01:09:22.777
How are you standing in the air?
01:09:22.944 --> 01:09:25.238
Just take us back already. Christ!
01:09:25.404 --> 01:09:26.989
Nick. Carly...
01:09:27.156 --> 01:09:29.242
I like you,
but that's not why I'm here.
01:09:29.408 --> 01:09:30.785
Oh, rock me, sexy Jesus.
01:09:30.952 --> 01:09:32.411
- Why are you here?
- Honestly?
01:09:32.578 --> 01:09:35.581
- No. Lie to me again.
- Shawnzy, make it quick, buddy.
01:09:35.748 --> 01:09:38.459
- Buddy.
- I like cheering.
01:09:40.336 --> 01:09:41.462
Fraggle Rock.
01:09:41.629 --> 01:09:42.755
I'm sorry, man.
01:09:43.172 --> 01:09:44.215
My pecs are sore.
01:09:44.382 --> 01:09:48.094
Oh, my God, Diora's right.
My left side is weaker.
01:09:48.261 --> 01:09:50.513
- I favour one side.
- Pull me up. Pull me up.
01:09:50.680 --> 01:09:53.140
Is this your plan
to get a little face time with me?
01:09:53.307 --> 01:09:55.977
No. I'm dying here, seriously.
01:09:56.853 --> 01:10:00.356
- Carly, come on. We need them.
- I don't wanna come in last again.
01:10:02.358 --> 01:10:04.777
Fine. But I'm only doing this
for the squad.
01:10:04.944 --> 01:10:06.320
You got it.
01:10:08.906 --> 01:10:11.242
- Bianca?
- Yeah.
01:10:11.409 --> 01:10:14.912
Any chance you could throw on
a pair of underpants?
01:10:16.289 --> 01:10:19.500
It's competition day today.
Competition.
01:10:26.883 --> 01:10:29.051
- Wow, this is big-time.
- Yeah, it is.
01:10:29.218 --> 01:10:32.305
Well, well, well, if it isn't a couple
of wolves in cheer clothing.
01:10:32.471 --> 01:10:35.641
Which part of "next time I see
your punim they'll be on the moon"...
01:10:35.808 --> 01:10:38.811
- didn't you understand?
- Like, the whole thing?
01:10:38.978 --> 01:10:41.647
I'm gonna have to go ahead
and ask you both to go ahead...
01:10:41.814 --> 01:10:44.150
and leave right now to leave now.
01:10:44.317 --> 01:10:46.319
It's all right.
I told them they could stay.
01:10:46.485 --> 01:10:49.488
You really want these strong-jawed
philanderers on your squad?
01:10:49.655 --> 01:10:50.698
Yeah.
01:10:51.365 --> 01:10:53.868
It was just a little misunderstanding
we had before.
01:10:54.035 --> 01:10:55.119
All right. Your choice.
01:10:55.286 --> 01:10:59.123
Next time you screw up,
I'm gonna have both your asses.
01:10:59.582 --> 01:11:00.624
That's frightening.
01:11:00.791 --> 01:11:02.793
Let's move it along.
Giddyup and roar.
01:11:02.960 --> 01:11:05.296
Let me see those claws.
Move it along.
01:11:05.463 --> 01:11:10.426
Meet me on Taryn Field tonight
after the competition. Bring your diary.
01:11:10.801 --> 01:11:12.803
Only if you bring the dance
in your step...
01:11:12.970 --> 01:11:16.140
like a shimmering nymph
travelling the back of the wind.
01:11:19.393 --> 01:11:22.396
Good afternoon, and welcome
to Channel 29's coverage...
01:11:22.563 --> 01:11:25.816
of the Regional Southeastern
Illinois Cheerleading Competition.
01:11:53.260 --> 01:11:57.264
Bend at the hips and reach through
your hands. Don't lock...
01:11:57.431 --> 01:12:01.185
God, please give us the strength to
land our flip-flops and basket tosses.
01:12:01.352 --> 01:12:03.187
Amen. Oh, and fix the economy.
01:12:03.354 --> 01:12:05.981
- Red leather, yellow leather.
- Red leather, yellow leather.
01:12:06.148 --> 01:12:08.609
- Unique New York.
- Unique New York.
01:12:08.818 --> 01:12:11.904
- Barack, Barack, Barack Obama.
- Barack, Barack, Barack Obama.
01:12:12.071 --> 01:12:17.993
Five, six, seven, eight.
Kill, Panthers, kill. Panthers, Kill...
01:12:21.539 --> 01:12:24.625
- Shawn.
- Carly.
01:12:25.042 --> 01:12:27.878
- What you did really hurt me.
- I know, I know. I know.
01:12:28.045 --> 01:12:32.800
I want you to know why. It's just
I thought you and I got really close...
01:12:32.967 --> 01:12:34.176
and I trusted you.
01:12:34.343 --> 01:12:36.554
I know.
I felt the same way about you.
01:12:37.513 --> 01:12:41.725
I'm really sorry, Carly.
And I don't expect you to forgive me.
01:12:41.892 --> 01:12:43.352
I want you to know I'm sorry.
01:12:43.978 --> 01:12:46.397
There's my Carly Davidson!
01:12:49.984 --> 01:12:51.318
Hi, Rick.
01:12:53.529 --> 01:12:57.283
- Just came by to say break a leg.
- That's theatre. This is cheering.
01:12:57.449 --> 01:12:58.909
You better believe it.
01:12:59.076 --> 01:13:01.745
- What's up, Dick?
- It's Rick. Dr. Rick.
01:13:02.663 --> 01:13:05.749
God, I keep doing that.
You just look like such a Dick to me.
01:13:05.916 --> 01:13:07.877
What are you crunt-sacks
doing back here?
01:13:08.043 --> 01:13:10.921
It's okay. They're just helping us
do our final routine.
01:13:11.088 --> 01:13:12.381
I'll be watching you.
01:13:12.548 --> 01:13:16.385
Yeah. That's exactly what an audience
member does at a performance event.
01:13:16.594 --> 01:13:18.053
Just go sit down, Rick.
01:13:20.181 --> 01:13:23.434
Robert De Niro,
Meet the Parents reference. Love it.
01:13:24.727 --> 01:13:26.770
- God, he seems great.
- Really nice.
01:13:26.937 --> 01:13:27.938
I like him.
01:13:37.615 --> 01:13:38.741
Here you go. Look alive.
01:13:38.908 --> 01:13:40.743
Coming at you.
Here you go. Look alive.
01:13:40.910 --> 01:13:43.787
Coming at you. Here you go,
freak shows. New uniforms.
01:13:44.580 --> 01:13:46.957
- Here you go. Look alive.
- We didn't order these.
01:13:47.124 --> 01:13:49.293
No shit, lesbatron. My brother did.
01:13:49.460 --> 01:13:51.629
We're a new squad.
We need new uniforms.
01:13:51.795 --> 01:13:54.798
- Thank you, Shawn.
- Awesome. Thank you.
01:13:54.965 --> 01:13:58.052
- Okay. You owe me 127.80.
- You said it was gonna be 200.
01:13:58.219 --> 01:14:00.638
- I cut you a deal.
- Wow, Poppy. Thank you.
01:14:00.804 --> 01:14:02.640
That's actually human of you.
01:14:02.806 --> 01:14:04.975
Don't get all ABC Family
on me here, buddy.
01:14:05.142 --> 01:14:06.310
You're doing me a favour.
01:14:06.477 --> 01:14:09.980
I guaranteed Staples 45 seconds
of airtime, so cheat out to camera.
01:14:10.147 --> 01:14:12.066
And work this into your cheer:
01:14:12.233 --> 01:14:14.735
"Staples now carries 30-percent
recycled copy paper.
01:14:14.902 --> 01:14:17.488
Staples, committed to the
environment, committed to you."
01:14:17.655 --> 01:14:18.656
- Hey.
- Okay.
01:14:18.822 --> 01:14:21.283
If I don't have the money,
it's my shoe in your ass.
01:14:21.450 --> 01:14:24.411
- That seems fair.
- You look great. Are you in love?
01:14:27.414 --> 01:14:28.499
Stay safe.
01:14:31.418 --> 01:14:32.461
What's up, kid?
01:14:32.628 --> 01:14:34.088
- Downey.
- Good to have you back.
01:14:34.255 --> 01:14:37.967
Why didn't you tell me you're gay?
I'd have been totally okay with that.
01:14:38.133 --> 01:14:42.012
- Paint with all the colours of the wind.
- Wait. You're straight?
01:14:44.390 --> 01:14:46.850
Am I straight? Yes.
01:14:47.017 --> 01:14:48.352
But what about your diary?
01:14:48.519 --> 01:14:51.355
Then you asked for my beads
and stuck them in your mouth...
01:14:51.522 --> 01:14:54.191
- I thought it was a bracelet.
- A bracelet in your mouth?
01:14:54.358 --> 01:14:55.859
- I don't know.
- The closet door...
01:14:56.026 --> 01:14:57.945
As made of all kinds of wood,
brother.
01:14:58.112 --> 01:14:59.613
What?
01:15:01.699 --> 01:15:03.117
- All kinds.
- Okay.
01:15:04.285 --> 01:15:06.954
God, that is so awkward.
01:15:10.708 --> 01:15:14.420
The Panthers, clear favourites,
have really come to play today.
01:15:42.990 --> 01:15:46.535
Fierce, brave, hungry, Panthers
01:15:46.702 --> 01:15:47.745
Kill!
01:15:58.339 --> 01:16:00.924
- Dude, they're kind of great.
- Yeah.
01:16:01.091 --> 01:16:02.676
It's not about them, guys.
01:16:02.843 --> 01:16:06.180
It's about us. Just stay focused.
We'll be fine.
01:16:06.347 --> 01:16:07.389
Panthers out.
01:16:15.939 --> 01:16:17.358
Oh, let me get that for you.
01:16:22.237 --> 01:16:23.447
Drool much?
01:16:24.573 --> 01:16:26.325
Panthers out.
01:16:37.961 --> 01:16:42.049
Free paper, courtesy of Staples.
30-percent recycled copy paper.
01:16:42.216 --> 01:16:44.927
Staples, committed to the
environment, committed to you.
01:16:45.135 --> 01:16:46.970
Do you have
50-percent recycled paper?
01:16:47.137 --> 01:16:50.974
No. But I have 50-percent recycled
asshole paper. It's in the men's room.
01:16:51.141 --> 01:16:53.477
It's free, gay bar, just take it.
01:16:53.644 --> 01:16:55.104
Let's do this.
01:16:55.270 --> 01:16:57.481
- Tigers!
- Let's go. Let's go.
01:16:57.648 --> 01:17:01.235
Now, the Tigers from Gerald R. Ford
High School in Hinsdale, Illinois.
01:17:01.819 --> 01:17:04.822
This team historically ranks last
like their namesake president.
01:17:04.988 --> 01:17:07.324
Let's see if they've
stepped it up this year.
01:17:07.491 --> 01:17:10.285
Hey. Is this on TV?
Dude, this can't be on TV.
01:17:10.452 --> 01:17:13.789
Don't worry. It's NBC. No one
watches network television anymore.
01:17:13.956 --> 01:17:16.083
Look, it's Nick on TV, cheerleading.
01:17:16.667 --> 01:17:18.836
Shawn too. They're cheerleaders.
01:17:19.002 --> 01:17:21.630
I thought those dudes
were in the kitchen.
01:17:22.464 --> 01:17:25.926
All you chumps think you got poise
You prance around like little toys
01:17:26.093 --> 01:17:27.386
Shit.
01:17:28.095 --> 01:17:29.346
My chickens.
01:17:29.513 --> 01:17:31.348
Five, six, seven, eight.
01:17:31.515 --> 01:17:33.058
Tigers!
01:17:54.746 --> 01:17:58.000
Risky floor stunts, athletic tumbling,
tight formations.
01:17:58.167 --> 01:18:01.378
Looks like the addition of those
two new guys is really paying off.
01:18:05.447 --> 01:18:06.698
Oh, my God, that bitch.
01:18:08.867 --> 01:18:12.079
- It's not totally her fault.
- I was talking about Dr. Dick.
01:18:12.245 --> 01:18:14.706
It sucks. Don't let it distract you.
We're gonna win.
01:18:14.873 --> 01:18:17.209
No, we're not.
We're not as good as the others.
01:18:17.376 --> 01:18:19.711
Yeah, we are. And there's
one way we can prove it.
01:18:23.882 --> 01:18:25.801
- The Fountain of Troy.
- Yeah, right.
01:18:25.967 --> 01:18:28.637
I thought that move
was prohibidimibidibabido.
01:18:38.105 --> 01:18:39.147
Remember Lennon?
01:18:39.314 --> 01:18:41.817
"Life's what happens when
you're busy making other plans."
01:18:41.983 --> 01:18:44.903
- This is it. Life's happening.
- It's not that easy, Shawn.
01:18:45.070 --> 01:18:49.074
I never said it was. You can do it.
I know you can. I'll jump it with you.
01:18:49.241 --> 01:18:51.660
I still just don't see them
qualifying for States.
01:18:51.827 --> 01:18:54.913
They are just not in the same league
as the top teams here.
01:18:56.498 --> 01:18:58.291
- Who's gonna catch me?
- Nick.
01:18:58.458 --> 01:19:01.878
- Who's gonna catch you?
- Them.
01:19:02.045 --> 01:19:04.589
I have total faith in them.
They're Tigers.
01:19:04.756 --> 01:19:07.050
- But what if they don't?
- Bet big or go home.
01:19:07.217 --> 01:19:09.219
You gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
01:19:16.268 --> 01:19:17.644
- We're doing it.
- You sure?
01:19:17.811 --> 01:19:19.271
We're doing a lot of talking.
01:19:19.438 --> 01:19:21.857
This seems like a lot
of talking during the routine.
01:19:24.776 --> 01:19:26.445
Lot of talking during the routine.
01:19:28.113 --> 01:19:30.323
I'm the fountain.
Shawn, base. Nick, back.
01:19:30.490 --> 01:19:33.034
Girls, catch. Shawn,
double-back handspring to end it.
01:19:33.201 --> 01:19:34.244
- Got it.
- Ready?
01:19:34.411 --> 01:19:35.912
Break.
01:19:43.962 --> 01:19:47.424
Is this what I think it is? Are the Tigers
trying the Fountain of Troy?
01:19:48.300 --> 01:19:52.012
This is the most dangerous move
in cheerleading. OMG.
01:19:52.220 --> 01:19:53.722
That's prohibidado.
01:19:54.389 --> 01:19:57.434
I told them in Spanish. How much
clearer could I have been?
01:19:58.310 --> 01:19:59.436
Here comes the build.
01:20:00.729 --> 01:20:01.771
Nice.
01:20:04.191 --> 01:20:06.318
An awesome flying pose.
01:20:12.157 --> 01:20:14.493
Here it comes, the final fountain.
01:20:19.581 --> 01:20:21.166
And now for the final dismount.
01:20:21.833 --> 01:20:23.126
Yes.
01:20:24.336 --> 01:20:25.962
Perfect.
01:20:26.546 --> 01:20:27.714
And the final flip out.
01:20:28.256 --> 01:20:29.633
Here it comes, and...
01:20:30.258 --> 01:20:31.760
Tigers!
01:20:43.396 --> 01:20:44.773
Shawn!
01:20:54.448 --> 01:20:55.533
Tigers!
01:21:02.081 --> 01:21:03.624
That little shit.
01:21:03.833 --> 01:21:05.376
My chicken shit.
01:21:07.461 --> 01:21:09.964
Shawnzy. No, come here.
Come here, buddy. God.
01:21:14.969 --> 01:21:15.970
Hey.
01:21:17.430 --> 01:21:18.472
Hey.
01:21:19.724 --> 01:21:21.601
Did we win?
Are we going to States?
01:21:21.767 --> 01:21:23.394
No, we came in 19th.
01:21:24.895 --> 01:21:25.938
I'm sorry.
01:21:26.105 --> 01:21:29.108
Are you kidding? That's 10 places
better than we did last year.
01:21:29.275 --> 01:21:31.861
If they didn't deduct points
for the Fountain of Troy...
01:21:32.028 --> 01:21:33.446
we might've made top three.
01:21:33.988 --> 01:21:35.948
You nailed your triple backflip.
01:21:36.115 --> 01:21:37.825
I nailed my double backflip...
01:21:37.992 --> 01:21:41.662
because a triple backflip
would've landed me in the water.
01:21:42.496 --> 01:21:45.082
Yeah, I did do three.
That makes more sense.
01:21:59.013 --> 01:22:02.183
- What was that?
- About three weeks overdue.
01:22:13.277 --> 01:22:14.945
What the hell are you doing?
01:22:16.864 --> 01:22:18.199
Kissing my teammate.
01:22:18.407 --> 01:22:22.620
You wanna die today? I can take life
just as fast as I can give it.
01:22:22.787 --> 01:22:24.372
First of all, you're not a doctor.
01:22:25.206 --> 01:22:27.041
Second of all,
you're not my boyfriend.
01:22:27.208 --> 01:22:29.043
What? Carly Fries, come on.
01:22:30.044 --> 01:22:32.546
You're dumping me for him?
01:22:32.963 --> 01:22:34.340
No, I'm dumping you, period.
01:22:34.507 --> 01:22:39.428
And then I'm gonna be with him,
period. If that's okay with him.
01:22:40.930 --> 01:22:42.097
Question mark.
01:22:42.306 --> 01:22:44.934
Totally. Exclamation point.
01:22:45.351 --> 01:22:48.520
Oh, puke.
Parentheses, bold, underline.
01:22:49.688 --> 01:22:54.610
Carly Horse. Carly's Jr., baby.
Larry, Moe and Carly.
01:22:55.569 --> 01:22:58.197
Carly and the Chocolate Factory,
sugar.
01:22:59.907 --> 01:23:02.451
Carlsbad, Carly-fornia.
01:23:03.353 --> 01:23:05.272
Why don't you run along now?
01:23:05.438 --> 01:23:07.482
The longer you watch,
the sadder it gets.
01:23:07.649 --> 01:23:09.693
- I'll show you sad.
- Hey, buddy.
01:23:09.859 --> 01:23:11.069
Oh, Jesus.
01:23:11.236 --> 01:23:12.362
- Nick.
- Nick.
01:23:15.240 --> 01:23:16.533
That was for the Crocs.
01:23:16.741 --> 01:23:19.369
You're not an old lady gardening
or a baby on the beach.
01:23:19.536 --> 01:23:22.998
Okay? Now put on some shoes,
you're embarrassing yourself.
01:23:25.500 --> 01:23:27.210
I'm just saying.
01:23:27.377 --> 01:23:30.380
- You okay?
- Nothing a kiss can't fix.
01:23:30.547 --> 01:23:32.173
Wait till tonight.
01:23:34.050 --> 01:23:37.053
I'm gonna make a wish on these
and throw them into the sky.
01:23:40.056 --> 01:23:42.726
I hope one of you ends up
in my ER one day, bleeding...
01:23:42.892 --> 01:23:45.228
I'll make you wait for days.
01:23:45.520 --> 01:23:48.356
Unless one of you has Blue Cross...
01:23:48.898 --> 01:23:52.027
that's a PPO,
none of that HMO bullshit!
01:23:56.406 --> 01:23:58.033
This is so cute.
01:23:58.199 --> 01:24:01.911
The 19th-placers.
You're like the littlest pigs.
01:24:04.372 --> 01:24:07.667
- How does it feel to still suck ass?
- You tell me.
01:24:11.254 --> 01:24:15.008
Please don't hurt us. I was just kidding
about the whole rivalry thing.
01:24:15.175 --> 01:24:18.219
Cheering doesn't mean that much
to me. I wanna be a paralegal.
01:24:18.386 --> 01:24:20.347
I love your hair. Go.
That bitch is crazy.
01:24:20.513 --> 01:24:24.100
Way to go, Bianca.
I didn't know you had it in you.
01:24:24.267 --> 01:24:26.561
There's a lot you don't know
about her.
01:24:27.354 --> 01:24:30.523
You know that John Lennon
"life happening"...
01:24:30.690 --> 01:24:34.194
"risk it to get the biscuit"
stuff you said back there?
01:24:34.361 --> 01:24:35.695
It didn't really make sense.
01:24:35.862 --> 01:24:37.572
Well, it got you to do it.
01:24:37.739 --> 01:24:40.367
No. You got me to do it.
01:24:48.375 --> 01:24:51.920
Well, congratulations, kid.
You got what you wanted.
01:24:52.295 --> 01:24:54.798
Thanks to you.
I couldn't have done it without you.
01:24:54.964 --> 01:24:57.759
- Just shut up. Shut up.
- Is it hard for you to accept thanks?
01:24:57.926 --> 01:25:00.303
- You want me to accept thanks?
- Yeah. Open up to me.
01:25:00.470 --> 01:25:03.098
Here it comes from my mouth.
And you're welcome.
01:25:05.141 --> 01:25:06.434
Diora.
01:25:06.601 --> 01:25:08.436
Lose the clothes.
01:25:12.106 --> 01:25:13.816
That's good. No.
01:25:15.610 --> 01:25:17.487
- Read me something from your diary.
- What?
01:25:17.654 --> 01:25:22.116
"Perchance to dream,
perchance to love a wind... Hair...
01:25:22.283 --> 01:25:25.828
the summer skies
as teardrops cascade from my lo..."
01:25:29.207 --> 01:25:31.251
Oh, my God. My husband.
01:25:32.502 --> 01:25:34.003
This is not what it looks like.
01:25:34.170 --> 01:25:36.130
Looks like you're running
some naked drill.
01:25:36.297 --> 01:25:37.340
Exactly.
01:25:37.507 --> 01:25:39.842
- Carry on.
- With what? Kissing your wife?
01:25:40.009 --> 01:25:42.387
Good one. Five, six, seven, eight.
01:25:42.554 --> 01:25:45.431
I said, hey, Tigers! Yeah?
I said, hey, Tigers! Yeah?
01:25:45.598 --> 01:25:47.183
Hold it.
01:25:49.477 --> 01:25:53.982
I'm gonna lay my hands on you to get
a really good sense of your movement.
01:25:54.148 --> 01:25:55.692
Five, six, seven, eight.
01:25:55.900 --> 01:25:57.735
- I said, hey, Tigers!
- Yeah!
01:25:57.902 --> 01:25:59.946
- I said, hey, Tigers!
- Yeah!
01:26:00.113 --> 01:26:02.657
- What do we like to...?
- Panther meat!
01:26:02.865 --> 01:26:05.159
Sweet Jesus, mother of God!
01:26:06.160 --> 01:26:09.539
I don't wanna run laps all afternoon.
I have a shrink appointment.
01:26:09.706 --> 01:26:12.625
Dude, your cousin stuck his finger
in your ass. Get over it.
01:26:12.792 --> 01:26:14.752
Dude, your dad put his wang
on your shoulder.
01:26:14.919 --> 01:26:17.255
Dude, your mom gave you an HJ
and tipped you a dollar.
01:26:17.422 --> 01:26:19.591
Your cousin whacked you
in the face with his wang.
01:26:19.757 --> 01:26:23.177
Come on, your cousin put his weiner
on your plate. You gotta get over it.
01:26:23.344 --> 01:26:25.597
Will you shut up, man?
I'm too straight to be gay.
01:26:25.763 --> 01:26:29.809
I could watch What Not to Wear
with Nathan Lane in my blouse...
01:26:30.018 --> 01:26:32.061
and still win a straight award.
01:26:32.228 --> 01:26:33.271
That's not right.
01:26:33.438 --> 01:26:35.356
I could smoke pole
and still be straight.
01:26:35.523 --> 01:26:37.692
- I can't say "smoke pole"?
- No.
01:26:39.569 --> 01:26:41.237
Carly. Come here.
01:26:41.404 --> 01:26:44.073
We're working on a new mount
Bianca came up with.
01:26:44.240 --> 01:26:46.993
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
01:26:47.160 --> 01:26:49.370
- We didn't order these.
- No shit, lesbatron.
01:26:49.537 --> 01:26:52.415
No shit, Indigo Girl.
No shit, Lesbos, island of Greece.
01:26:52.582 --> 01:26:55.126
No shit, queer-leader.
No shit, Dixie Chick.
01:26:55.293 --> 01:26:57.795
Wait, what? Just joking. Sorry.
01:26:58.004 --> 01:26:59.922
The Fountain of Troy?
01:27:00.089 --> 01:27:02.216
I thought that move
was prohibidabido.
01:27:04.260 --> 01:27:05.928
It's not prohibidabido?
01:27:06.095 --> 01:27:08.014
No, I'm pretty sure
it's prohibibabido.
01:27:10.099 --> 01:27:11.142
Cut.
01:27:11.309 --> 01:27:13.519
Go ahead and clap.
01:27:14.270 --> 01:27:16.397
Mediocrity deserves applause.
01:27:16.564 --> 01:27:19.692
Why don't we go find a Ford Focus
and clap around it?
01:27:23.655 --> 01:27:25.114
Mascot down!
01:27:26.991 --> 01:27:28.785
It's a dragon!
01:27:31.120 --> 01:27:32.497
Tell me about that road.
01:27:36.292 --> 01:27:38.127
Is it lonely on that road?
01:27:43.966 --> 01:27:45.343
Have you made up your mind?
01:27:47.553 --> 01:27:50.807
- You gonna waste any more time?
- No!
01:27:53.184 --> 01:27:54.268
Then here we go.
01:28:08.658 --> 01:28:11.160
- F-U!
- F-U!
01:28:18.126 --> 01:28:19.460
You're damn straight. F-U!
01:29:55.765 --> 01:29:59.227
I can't take this head anymore.
Oh, the air feels so good.
01:30:00.937 --> 01:30:02.271
All right, kiss me.
01:30:03.606 --> 01:30:04.774
What are you doing?
01:30:05.900 --> 01:30:07.860
Keep it on, sexy beast.
01:30:22.667 --> 01:30:25.336
And that's how you kiss a guy.
01:30:26.337 --> 01:30:27.338
Okay.
01:30:27.505 --> 01:30:29.799
All right, again.