WEBVTT 00:02:24.980 --> 00:02:26.580 align:center Adios! 00:02:38.963 --> 00:02:41.043 align:center This life's unrest, 00:02:41.727 --> 00:02:44.139 align:center Burns every inch of my skin, 00:02:44.728 --> 00:02:46.535 align:center Don't you go looking for a cure, 00:02:47.336 --> 00:02:49.448 align:center For this malady is the aid to my sins. 00:03:40.650 --> 00:03:43.102 align:center In the ashes of these cosmos, 00:03:46.289 --> 00:03:48.292 align:center I have been seeking the elixir, 00:03:56.403 --> 00:03:58.676 align:center But the light only knows, 00:03:59.689 --> 00:04:01.813 align:center Where the darkness is hiding. 00:05:01.283 --> 00:05:05.314 align:center Just stop searching, Don't go wasting your time, 00:05:06.883 --> 00:05:08.363 align:center Just stop searching, 00:05:09.123 --> 00:05:11.286 align:center Don't go wasting your time, 00:05:12.307 --> 00:05:14.513 align:center Only those reach their destination, 00:05:15.535 --> 00:05:17.396 align:center Who have lost themselves in the lines. 00:05:18.123 --> 00:05:20.084 align:center Who have lost themselves in the lines. 00:06:44.123 --> 00:06:48.443 align:center Time is pacing Or is it you who's drifting? 00:06:50.003 --> 00:06:54.603 align:center Time is pacing Or is it you who's drifting? 00:06:55.763 --> 00:06:57.643 align:center Everyone's drowning somewhere, 00:06:58.883 --> 00:07:00.761 align:center Then, why are you still in your senses! 00:08:02.483 --> 00:08:05.523 align:center Is this reality or is it all but a dream, 00:08:07.083 --> 00:08:10.203 align:center Is it the inferno or just an oasis! 00:08:10.683 --> 00:08:13.640 align:center Why are you searching far and wide? 00:08:14.403 --> 00:08:17.163 align:center The answer to the question is the question only. 00:08:17.403 --> 00:08:20.043 align:center The answer to the question is the question only. 00:08:20.603 --> 00:08:22.803 align:center The answer to the question is the question only. 00:08:23.003 --> 00:08:25.683 align:center Hey asshole! You wanna die or what? 00:08:26.886 --> 00:08:27.893 align:center Fuck you! 00:09:47.963 --> 00:09:49.083 align:center Hey! 00:11:27.849 --> 00:11:29.569 align:center Fuck! 00:14:56.167 --> 00:14:58.443 align:center - Move! Move! Get back! Get back! - Ready! Ready! 00:15:01.963 --> 00:15:03.083 align:center Get back idiot! 00:15:03.723 --> 00:15:05.883 align:center It's a bloodbath, not your sister's wedding. 00:16:52.763 --> 00:16:55.406 align:center God only knows what games he plays! 00:16:57.836 --> 00:16:59.679 align:center Everything is his will. 00:17:02.243 --> 00:17:03.797 align:center Everything... 00:17:05.323 --> 00:17:06.896 align:center What the hell Manfool sir! 00:17:07.763 --> 00:17:09.122 align:center Can't you feel the room? 00:17:10.683 --> 00:17:12.142 align:center The weather is so pleasant. 00:17:12.683 --> 00:17:15.803 align:center Look up, the stars are out. 00:17:16.483 --> 00:17:18.483 align:center Just shut the fuck up and drink. 00:17:18.603 --> 00:17:19.573 align:center Fuck you! 00:17:20.123 --> 00:17:21.570 align:center You drink and die! Bitch! 00:17:23.083 --> 00:17:26.083 align:center Made my life miserable by being friends with fools. 00:17:29.123 --> 00:17:30.207 align:center I am off to sleep. 00:17:31.003 --> 00:17:31.744 align:center Praise to Lord Rama. 00:17:36.549 --> 00:17:37.115 align:center Good night! 00:17:54.563 --> 00:17:57.083 align:center Damn! That old fart has gone nuts after getting drunk. 00:18:01.203 --> 00:18:02.703 align:center Fucker messed with my head. 00:18:03.803 --> 00:18:05.934 align:center And why are you sitting with such a long face dumbass? 00:18:06.549 --> 00:18:07.087 align:center What happened? 00:18:07.809 --> 00:18:08.834 align:center You know 00:18:10.269 --> 00:18:11.663 align:center I have been married for 4 years, right! 00:18:12.822 --> 00:18:13.578 align:center Yeah, so? 00:18:17.309 --> 00:18:18.917 align:center Now, the whole family has started saying 00:18:19.923 --> 00:18:22.282 align:center that it is time to give them a grandson. Hurry up! 00:18:22.283 --> 00:18:24.050 align:center How can I give them a grandson instantly? 00:18:24.982 --> 00:18:25.910 align:center Does he grow on a tree? 00:18:28.098 --> 00:18:29.257 align:center I have tried everything. 00:18:29.258 --> 00:18:31.523 align:center Every goddamn month, I take my wife to the city hospital. 00:18:32.629 --> 00:18:33.802 align:center Hospitals are shit expensive. 00:18:34.363 --> 00:18:36.523 align:center And my father, he brought me in this world in just 10 bucks. 00:18:36.703 --> 00:18:38.426 align:center - It is beyond me. - My God, enough! 00:18:39.376 --> 00:18:39.963 align:center Shut up! 00:18:40.443 --> 00:18:41.963 align:center Just shut up! Quiet! 00:18:43.043 --> 00:18:46.683 align:center I swear I am never going to drink with you guys again. 00:18:47.163 --> 00:18:49.483 align:center You guys have fucked this night real hard. 00:19:47.443 --> 00:19:53.803 align:center (Religious chants) 00:22:01.976 --> 00:22:02.362 align:center What? 00:22:06.036 --> 00:22:06.552 align:center Hmm! 00:22:10.163 --> 00:22:11.363 align:center Fucking morons! 00:22:11.763 --> 00:22:12.603 align:center Find it! 00:23:33.083 --> 00:23:34.203 align:center Praise to Lord Rama. 00:23:35.403 --> 00:23:36.323 align:center Adios! 00:23:36.443 --> 00:23:37.186 align:center Yeah! Yeah! 00:27:08.443 --> 00:27:11.363 align:center Manfool sir! Just cannot understand this! 00:27:12.403 --> 00:27:14.196 align:center We emptied out the petrol, 00:27:15.255 --> 00:27:16.385 align:center locked it even. 00:27:17.203 --> 00:27:18.724 align:center This motorbike is here again. 00:27:20.883 --> 00:27:21.838 align:center Manfool sir! 00:27:22.923 --> 00:27:24.457 align:center Where are you lost? What are you thinking? 00:27:27.763 --> 00:27:28.433 align:center Pyare? 00:27:31.283 --> 00:27:32.068 align:center What do you think? 00:28:00.523 --> 00:28:04.323 align:center - What the hell? Move back! - Shoo! Shoo! 00:30:04.003 --> 00:30:05.363 align:center Come in, sir! 00:30:05.603 --> 00:30:08.883 align:center Commissioner sir is coming to the station today. Be prepared. 00:31:03.049 --> 00:31:03.830 align:center Smile, please! 00:31:05.182 --> 00:31:05.869 align:center Ready! 00:31:10.323 --> 00:31:13.603 align:center Ok! I'll take your leave now. Have a meeting to attend. 00:31:14.123 --> 00:31:15.811 align:center - Ok sir! - Let's bounce. 00:31:21.183 --> 00:31:22.362 align:center - Good day! - To you too! 00:31:37.476 --> 00:31:39.356 align:center C'mon guys, pick it up. 00:32:43.243 --> 00:32:46.003 align:center Every morning, I go there only to relax and graze my goats. 00:32:46.403 --> 00:32:48.563 align:center Yesterday, my knees were hurting. 00:32:48.723 --> 00:32:51.323 align:center So, I slept there under a bush. 00:32:51.883 --> 00:32:54.323 align:center Thakur came in my dream 00:32:54.443 --> 00:32:55.563 align:center and screamed 00:32:55.683 --> 00:32:59.003 align:center "My soul is standing at the gates of heaven, 00:32:59.443 --> 00:33:01.603 align:center but the doors are locked." 00:33:02.803 --> 00:33:04.483 align:center Thakur is scared 00:33:04.603 --> 00:33:06.723 align:center of being thrown into hell. 00:33:07.203 --> 00:33:08.243 align:center That's why 00:33:08.363 --> 00:33:10.323 align:center I am requesting you lovely people 00:33:10.443 --> 00:33:14.803 align:center that we should say prayers and make a memorial on that spot. 00:33:14.923 --> 00:33:17.683 align:center Or else his soul will keep wandering restlessly for eternity. 00:33:17.803 --> 00:33:19.803 align:center This old fart is absolutely right. 00:33:24.123 --> 00:33:25.943 align:center One crook was telling me the other day 00:33:26.763 --> 00:33:29.963 align:center that he witnessed the motorbike running without a rider. 00:33:38.123 --> 00:33:39.572 align:center What are you saying you idiot? 00:33:40.043 --> 00:33:43.323 align:center For God's sake, use your tiny brain before speaking. 00:33:43.443 --> 00:33:46.410 align:center Stop having weed and opium for breakfast. 00:33:47.083 --> 00:33:50.763 align:center You think we are all dumb fucks like you! 00:33:51.403 --> 00:33:52.065 align:center Yes, my lord! 00:33:52.603 --> 00:33:55.083 align:center The policeman is absolutely right! 00:33:56.163 --> 00:33:58.403 align:center I go to the same spot to take a dump 00:33:58.523 --> 00:34:00.636 align:center where this old fart goes to graze his goats. 00:34:01.403 --> 00:34:04.083 align:center Yesterday, I was taking a dump on the hilltop. 00:34:04.203 --> 00:34:04.803 align:center Oh yeah? 00:34:04.923 --> 00:34:06.335 align:center I heard a motorbike coming from a distance 00:34:07.363 --> 00:34:10.443 align:center and I saw the motorbike running without a rider 00:34:10.649 --> 00:34:11.833 align:center and stop at the same spot. 00:34:31.643 --> 00:34:33.763 align:center Okay then! Start with the rituals. 00:34:47.163 --> 00:34:55.763 align:center (Priest chanting religious prayers) 00:34:56.443 --> 00:35:05.323 align:center (Priest chanting religious prayers) 00:35:05.563 --> 00:35:14.483 align:center (Priest chanting religious prayers) 00:35:16.083 --> 00:35:23.483 align:center (Priest chanting religious prayers) 00:35:24.043 --> 00:35:30.003 align:center Now, we will pray for Thakur's soul. 00:35:30.323 --> 00:35:36.203 align:center May his soul rest in peace. 00:35:36.323 --> 00:35:42.123 align:center Oh lord, please bless his soul and may he rest in peace. 00:36:11.523 --> 00:36:14.643 align:center Move! Move! 00:36:21.523 --> 00:36:27.723 align:center Why don't you come to my office tomorrow? We will chat then. 00:36:33.683 --> 00:36:35.533 align:center Priest! What the hell is going on? 00:36:36.163 --> 00:36:37.790 align:center We have done all the rituals and everything else. 00:36:38.163 --> 00:36:40.363 align:center Even then, the motorbike is here again. 00:36:40.483 --> 00:36:41.563 align:center What is this groovy mystery? 00:36:41.923 --> 00:36:46.883 align:center I haven't got a clue but there have been no mistakes on my part. 00:36:47.323 --> 00:36:51.794 align:center Listen! We have given you whatever you wanted 00:36:52.923 --> 00:36:54.802 align:center plus the money you asked for. 00:36:55.123 --> 00:36:57.323 align:center Then, what is this mystery? It's beyond me! 00:36:57.589 --> 00:37:00.268 align:center Now, God only knows what's going on in his head. 00:37:00.269 --> 00:37:01.008 align:center Right? 00:37:01.929 --> 00:37:02.213 align:center Yo? 00:37:02.803 --> 00:37:04.243 align:center Where are you going? Stand here. 00:37:04.336 --> 00:37:05.619 align:center I am Girdhari Lal, 00:37:06.258 --> 00:37:07.427 align:center Thakur's cousin. 00:37:08.042 --> 00:37:10.795 align:center I have come to request you on behalf of our family 00:37:11.403 --> 00:37:14.603 align:center that if Thakur's motorbike wants to stay here, then let it be. 00:37:14.916 --> 00:37:15.653 align:center What difference would it make? 00:37:16.283 --> 00:37:19.363 align:center None of us have slept peacefully since Thakur's death 00:37:19.683 --> 00:37:20.996 align:center and now these shenanigans. 00:37:21.603 --> 00:37:22.402 align:center On top of this, 00:37:22.403 --> 00:37:25.123 align:center Thakur's grandmother sees him in her dreams every night 00:37:25.243 --> 00:37:26.923 align:center and he asks for his favorite things. 00:37:27.043 --> 00:37:28.043 align:center And this kid, 00:37:28.163 --> 00:37:30.883 align:center keeps asking to see his uncle's ghost. 00:37:31.163 --> 00:37:33.163 align:center Look! Here's uncle's ghost. Happy? 00:37:33.323 --> 00:37:34.123 align:center Sir, 00:37:34.243 --> 00:37:35.323 align:center my humble request is, 00:37:35.443 --> 00:37:37.123 align:center since you have already made a memorial here, 00:37:37.243 --> 00:37:39.271 align:center let this motorbike stay here too. 00:37:39.683 --> 00:37:40.618 align:center How does it matter? 00:37:46.803 --> 00:37:48.322 align:center - Hey Manfool! - Yes sir? 00:37:48.323 --> 00:37:53.443 align:center Remove everything except the motorbike. Quickly. 00:37:53.563 --> 00:37:54.123 align:center Yes sir. 00:37:54.243 --> 00:37:55.043 align:center Badri! 00:37:55.163 --> 00:37:55.563 align:center Yes! 00:37:55.683 --> 00:38:00.803 align:center Remove everything except the motorbike. Quickly! 00:38:00.923 --> 00:38:02.203 align:center Yes, copy! 00:38:07.923 --> 00:38:10.883 align:center Don't just stand there. Lend a hand. C'mon. 00:38:21.563 --> 00:38:24.263 align:center Are flowers going to grow out of this? Throw it away. 00:38:24.923 --> 00:38:27.563 align:center "Om" is written on this stone. How can I throw it away? 00:38:27.683 --> 00:38:28.643 align:center What? 00:38:29.363 --> 00:38:31.043 align:center - Show me! - Yeah, see. 00:38:38.923 --> 00:38:42.683 align:center Oh! It is a miracle. 00:38:42.803 --> 00:38:46.432 align:center This is a sign from God that our Thakur himself has become a saint in heaven. 00:38:48.563 --> 00:38:49.322 align:center What? 00:38:49.323 --> 00:38:52.444 align:center Meaning what? Haven't you heard about Dungri village's saint Bhagirathji? 00:38:54.003 --> 00:38:56.363 align:center Yeah, but how is this related to that? 00:38:56.483 --> 00:38:57.803 align:center There is indeed a relation. 00:38:57.923 --> 00:39:00.643 align:center Saint Bhagirathji was our senator's grandson. 00:39:00.763 --> 00:39:04.043 align:center The senator had some personal rivalries just like Kill Bill. 00:39:04.163 --> 00:39:09.403 align:center And in midst of this, instead of him, his grandson Bhagirathji got shot. 00:39:09.803 --> 00:39:12.028 align:center He died a gruesome death. 00:39:12.469 --> 00:39:14.382 align:center Exactly like our Thakur. 00:39:15.803 --> 00:39:17.683 align:center Groovy! Then what? 00:39:17.803 --> 00:39:21.443 align:center Saint Bhagirathji started coming in his family's dreams every night. 00:39:21.563 --> 00:39:24.563 align:center During the rains, there was dampness on one of the walls 00:39:24.683 --> 00:39:27.763 align:center and people saw a swastika in that dampness. 00:39:27.883 --> 00:39:31.643 align:center Seeing that, the high priest was called 00:39:31.803 --> 00:39:36.003 align:center to explain the mystery of the swastika on the wall. 00:39:36.123 --> 00:39:40.923 align:center He saw it and said that Bhagirathji had become a messenger of God. 00:39:41.243 --> 00:39:44.123 align:center And now it is absolutely necessary to make a temple in his name. 00:39:44.243 --> 00:39:47.443 align:center Have you gone crazy priest? What temple? 00:39:47.803 --> 00:39:49.803 align:center Aren't there enough gods and goddesses in this country already? 00:39:49.923 --> 00:39:51.443 align:center The stone must have fallen from a moving tractor 00:39:51.563 --> 00:39:52.803 align:center and someone must have put it here. 00:39:52.923 --> 00:39:54.563 align:center - What? - Wow son! 00:39:54.683 --> 00:39:57.283 align:center Fell out of a moving car huh and someone put it there. 00:39:57.403 --> 00:40:00.443 align:center Then, you also mean that someone left Thakur's motorbike here as well? 00:40:00.563 --> 00:40:03.043 align:center What are you talking about Manfool sir? Think before you speak. 00:40:03.163 --> 00:40:04.803 align:center - What? - Are you drunk already? 00:40:04.923 --> 00:40:06.163 align:center Saying whatever nonsense is coming to your mind huh! 00:40:06.283 --> 00:40:08.723 align:center Wait a minute. Calm down. 00:40:11.216 --> 00:40:11.979 align:center What is your name? 00:40:12.282 --> 00:40:12.692 align:center Pyare. 00:40:13.363 --> 00:40:15.358 align:center - Pyare what? - Pyare Lal! 00:40:16.403 --> 00:40:19.003 align:center Oh! You are Pyare Lal. 00:40:21.123 --> 00:40:23.479 align:center I have heard you are on night duty here. 00:40:24.243 --> 00:40:26.523 align:center You're unaware of what goes under you? 00:40:27.163 --> 00:40:30.283 align:center Maybe you didn't do your duty responsibly. Right? 00:40:31.003 --> 00:40:33.923 align:center Or you think we are all bitches here? 00:40:34.803 --> 00:40:36.683 align:center - You are the only wise ass here huh! - Sir! Sir! 00:40:36.803 --> 00:40:37.963 align:center I apologize on his behalf. 00:40:38.083 --> 00:40:40.243 align:center Apologize my ass. He is trying to be a wise ass. 00:40:40.363 --> 00:40:43.043 align:center Sir! Sir! His life is already a mess. 00:40:43.248 --> 00:40:44.247 align:center You don't worry about him. 00:40:44.248 --> 00:40:46.763 align:center I'll handle him. Come here. 00:40:46.883 --> 00:40:47.803 align:center Get out! 00:40:47.923 --> 00:40:50.883 align:center Sir, why bother with kids? 00:40:51.643 --> 00:40:53.563 align:center God sends signs this way only 00:40:53.683 --> 00:40:56.563 align:center and it is our job to understand these signs. 00:40:56.683 --> 00:40:57.763 align:center Right sir? 00:40:58.163 --> 00:41:00.643 align:center You are absolutely right priest. 00:41:01.003 --> 00:41:03.843 align:center That is why I am standing in this heat. 00:41:04.643 --> 00:41:06.443 align:center I only have two jobs. 00:41:06.563 --> 00:41:10.003 align:center One is to have faith in God. The second is to serve the public. 00:41:10.683 --> 00:41:11.883 align:center Now, 00:41:12.123 --> 00:41:14.563 align:center if today's kids don't understand these things, 00:41:14.683 --> 00:41:17.243 align:center then let these idiots burn in hell. 00:41:17.523 --> 00:41:21.643 align:center Now, God himself isn't going to come and ask us to build a temple here. 00:41:22.523 --> 00:41:25.043 align:center Now, you only tell us priest, what should we do next? 00:41:25.163 --> 00:41:28.563 align:center Let's go see the high priest. 00:41:28.683 --> 00:41:31.043 align:center We will do exactly what he tells us to do. 00:41:31.163 --> 00:41:33.083 align:center - Quickly, let's go. I don't have much time. - Ok sir. 00:41:35.483 --> 00:41:38.603 align:center Okay people! May God bless you! 00:41:45.883 --> 00:41:52.803 align:center (Religious chanting) 00:41:58.203 --> 00:41:58.935 align:center Listen carefully! 00:42:00.976 --> 00:42:01.979 align:center Constructing a temple, 00:42:02.882 --> 00:42:03.677 align:center praying, 00:42:05.141 --> 00:42:05.946 align:center these are very honorable things to do. 00:42:07.575 --> 00:42:08.629 align:center But before all that 00:42:09.469 --> 00:42:10.649 align:center Can you answer my question? 00:42:11.349 --> 00:42:12.195 align:center We'll try our best high priest. 00:42:13.776 --> 00:42:14.431 align:center As we all know, 00:42:15.083 --> 00:42:19.563 align:center today, man has progressed in all fields imaginable. 00:42:24.375 --> 00:42:25.062 align:center Agreed? 00:42:26.303 --> 00:42:27.088 align:center Trains 00:42:27.689 --> 00:42:28.569 align:center airplanes 00:42:28.883 --> 00:42:29.622 align:center computers 00:42:31.029 --> 00:42:31.565 align:center WhatsApp? 00:42:33.123 --> 00:42:34.643 align:center What I am trying to say is 00:42:34.763 --> 00:42:36.343 align:center distances have reduced. 00:42:37.683 --> 00:42:38.843 align:center Fascinating 00:42:39.203 --> 00:42:40.771 align:center We don't have to go anywhere 00:42:42.576 --> 00:42:43.963 align:center to pay our respects to gods. 00:42:44.703 --> 00:42:46.082 align:center We can do all that from the comforts of our home. 00:42:50.563 --> 00:42:53.180 align:center But somehow God still isn't listening to us. 00:42:53.763 --> 00:42:56.668 align:center People's faith is increasing by the day in billions 00:42:57.643 --> 00:43:01.023 align:center and everyone is seeking God's blessings. 00:43:02.556 --> 00:43:03.264 align:center But God 00:43:05.143 --> 00:43:06.545 align:center still isn't listening. 00:43:12.282 --> 00:43:13.300 align:center Can anyone tell me 00:43:17.263 --> 00:43:18.119 align:center why isn't he listening? 00:43:21.529 --> 00:43:22.078 align:center Well! 00:43:23.569 --> 00:43:24.713 align:center How much sweet can God eat? 00:43:27.843 --> 00:43:28.863 align:center Holi, Diwali 00:43:29.923 --> 00:43:30.877 align:center festivals and marriages 00:43:32.283 --> 00:43:34.243 align:center only sweets are offered to him. 00:43:45.923 --> 00:43:47.363 align:center What was I saying? 00:43:48.363 --> 00:43:50.123 align:center How much sweet can God eat? 00:43:56.596 --> 00:43:57.394 align:center See, the thing is 00:43:57.736 --> 00:43:58.794 align:center Holi, Diwali, 00:43:59.323 --> 00:44:06.363 align:center day and night, festivals and weddings, only sweets and nothing else. 00:44:07.803 --> 00:44:09.723 align:center How much sweet can God eat? 00:44:10.923 --> 00:44:13.563 align:center He is bored and tired. 00:44:14.829 --> 00:44:15.962 align:center That is why he is angry. 00:44:18.522 --> 00:44:19.331 align:center But fortunately, 00:44:20.676 --> 00:44:22.880 align:center our Thakur has become God's messenger 00:44:24.683 --> 00:44:28.843 align:center and such an opportunity only comes once in centuries. 00:44:31.949 --> 00:44:32.548 align:center So, 00:44:33.363 --> 00:44:36.643 align:center to send your wishes to God blazing fast, 00:44:38.076 --> 00:44:40.170 align:center Offer Thakur Sa his favorite things. 00:44:43.409 --> 00:44:44.414 align:center Now, can anyone tell me 00:44:46.203 --> 00:44:48.363 align:center what were his favorite things? 00:44:55.283 --> 00:44:59.043 align:center High priest, Thakur was my childhood friend. 00:44:59.283 --> 00:45:01.323 align:center We grew up together. 00:45:01.523 --> 00:45:03.643 align:center He was a very happy-go-lucky type 00:45:03.763 --> 00:45:05.003 align:center and as far as I know, 00:45:05.123 --> 00:45:08.243 align:center his favorite things were cigarettes and alcohol. 00:45:10.429 --> 00:45:11.865 align:center Oh! Sorted then, offer alcohol 00:45:12.963 --> 00:45:15.363 align:center and then, see how your wishes start coming true. 00:45:17.683 --> 00:45:21.043 align:center Alcohol? Hearing it for the first time. 00:45:23.443 --> 00:45:25.923 align:center Wait! Calm down! 00:45:29.883 --> 00:45:31.763 align:center High priest! Alcohol? 00:45:32.322 --> 00:45:32.946 align:center Look 00:45:33.603 --> 00:45:35.523 align:center God works in mysterious ways. 00:45:37.895 --> 00:45:39.359 align:center When I am still learning to understand his ways, 00:45:40.523 --> 00:45:41.243 align:center how can you expect to understand him so easily? 00:45:42.962 --> 00:45:43.997 align:center Now, don't think too much. 00:45:45.289 --> 00:45:46.344 align:center Just do what is commanded by the gods. 00:45:50.443 --> 00:45:52.923 align:center Everyone, praise our lord Thakur Sa! 00:45:53.083 --> 00:45:53.803 align:center Jai Ho! 00:45:53.923 --> 00:45:55.723 align:center Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! 00:45:55.843 --> 00:45:56.723 align:center Jai Ho! 00:45:56.843 --> 00:45:58.443 align:center Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! 00:45:58.843 --> 00:45:59.643 align:center Jai Ho! 00:45:59.763 --> 00:46:01.403 align:center Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! 00:46:02.083 --> 00:46:02.843 align:center Jai Ho! 00:46:02.963 --> 00:46:04.963 align:center Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! 00:46:05.123 --> 00:46:05.763 align:center Jai Ho! 00:46:05.883 --> 00:46:07.923 align:center Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! 00:46:08.323 --> 00:46:09.043 align:center Jai Ho! 00:46:09.163 --> 00:46:11.483 align:center Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! 00:46:11.603 --> 00:46:12.323 align:center Jai Ho! 00:46:12.443 --> 00:46:14.483 align:center Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! 00:46:14.603 --> 00:46:15.243 align:center Jai Ho! 00:46:15.363 --> 00:46:17.323 align:center Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! 00:46:17.443 --> 00:46:18.323 align:center Jai Ho! 00:52:13.043 --> 00:52:15.707 align:center DONATION BOX 00:52:35.083 --> 00:52:37.283 align:center Everyone, repeat after me Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! 00:52:37.403 --> 00:52:38.243 align:center Jai Ho! 00:52:38.363 --> 00:52:39.723 align:center Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! 00:52:39.843 --> 00:52:40.483 align:center Jai Ho! 00:52:40.603 --> 00:52:41.683 align:center Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! 00:52:41.803 --> 00:52:42.683 align:center Jai Ho! 00:53:32.523 --> 00:53:33.963 align:center Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! 00:53:34.083 --> 00:53:34.923 align:center Jai Ho! 00:53:35.563 --> 00:53:36.723 align:center Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! 00:53:36.843 --> 00:53:37.603 align:center Jai Ho! 00:53:37.723 --> 00:53:39.342 align:center Bro! Please come! 00:54:26.643 --> 00:54:28.283 align:center Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! 00:54:28.403 --> 00:54:29.011 align:center Jai Ho! 00:54:37.723 --> 00:54:39.363 align:center He's here! He's here! 00:54:52.563 --> 00:54:54.203 align:center Praise the high priest! 00:54:54.323 --> 00:54:55.843 align:center Long live the high priest! 00:54:55.963 --> 00:54:57.483 align:center Praise the high priest! 00:55:26.243 --> 00:55:29.603 align:center Praise the high priest! 00:55:29.723 --> 00:55:31.603 align:center Long live the high priest. 00:56:03.603 --> 00:56:05.123 align:center Praise the high priest! 00:56:08.083 --> 00:56:08.924 align:center Listen everyone. 00:56:09.603 --> 00:56:10.957 align:center These are Thakur Sa's colors. 00:56:12.403 --> 00:56:13.603 align:center Bring blue and pink colors into your life, 00:56:14.643 --> 00:56:16.289 align:center happiness and success will follow. 00:56:17.403 --> 00:56:19.883 align:center Now, say with me. Praise to our lord Thakur Sa. 00:56:20.523 --> 00:56:25.403 align:center Everyone say it together, Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! 00:56:25.603 --> 00:56:26.763 align:center Jai Ho! 00:56:26.963 --> 00:56:32.483 align:center Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! Jai Ho! 00:56:32.723 --> 00:56:38.123 align:center Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! Jai Ho! 00:57:03.323 --> 00:57:05.283 align:center Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! 00:57:23.443 --> 00:57:25.323 align:center - Greetings, holy priest. - Hello 00:57:25.443 --> 00:57:27.323 align:center - Bless me - God bless you 00:57:27.883 --> 00:57:30.083 align:center I have tried my luck in 3-4 businesses, 00:57:30.203 --> 00:57:32.763 align:center but all have failed miserably. 00:57:33.923 --> 00:57:36.723 align:center No profits. No returns. 00:57:37.363 --> 00:57:40.243 align:center I am now starting a new one. 00:57:40.763 --> 00:57:44.883 align:center Please see my horoscope and tell me what my stars are predicting. 00:57:46.683 --> 00:57:48.083 align:center Leave all horoscopes aside. 00:57:48.203 --> 00:57:50.443 align:center Just add Thakur Sa's name to your business 00:57:50.803 --> 00:57:54.563 align:center and see how your business booms overnight. 00:57:54.683 --> 00:57:56.803 align:center Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! 00:58:00.963 --> 00:58:04.643 align:center THAKUR SA CONSTRUCTION COMPANY - Yes! This looks perfect. 00:58:14.963 --> 00:58:17.083 align:center Praise to our lord Thakur Sa. 00:58:18.483 --> 00:58:20.963 align:center Priest my man, it's a miracle. 00:58:21.323 --> 00:58:25.443 align:center My business has boomed with Thakur Sa's blessings. 00:58:25.803 --> 00:58:30.163 align:center My business has boomed with Thakur Sa's blessings. 00:58:30.683 --> 00:58:34.043 align:center Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! Jai Ho! 00:58:34.163 --> 00:58:37.763 align:center Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! Jai Ho! 00:58:38.003 --> 00:58:42.403 align:center Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! Jai Ho! 00:58:43.403 --> 00:58:44.083 align:center THAKUR SA FABRICS STORE 00:58:44.203 --> 00:58:44.963 align:center THAKUR SA FASHION STORE 00:58:50.123 --> 00:58:52.083 align:center THAKUR SA UTENSILS 00:58:59.603 --> 00:59:00.203 align:center THAKUR SA ELECTRICALS 00:59:00.323 --> 00:59:01.003 align:center THAKUR SA MEDICALS 00:59:01.123 --> 00:59:01.723 align:center THAKUR SA TAILORS 00:59:01.843 --> 00:59:03.123 align:center THAKUR SA BOOK STORE 00:59:03.243 --> 00:59:03.923 align:center THAKUR SA PHOTO STUDIO 00:59:04.043 --> 00:59:04.643 align:center THAKUR SA HAIRDRESSER 00:59:04.803 --> 00:59:05.163 align:center THAKUR SA MOBILE SHOP 00:59:05.283 --> 00:59:05.603 align:center THAKUR SA FASHION HUB 00:59:05.723 --> 00:59:06.243 align:center THAKUR SA SWEETS 00:59:06.363 --> 00:59:07.563 align:center THAKUR SA TYRES THAKUR SA MEDICAL AND GENERAL STORE 00:59:19.043 --> 00:59:20.403 align:center THAKUR SA ELECTRONICS 00:59:20.763 --> 00:59:22.123 align:center THAKUR SA MEAT SHOP 00:59:47.283 --> 00:59:49.323 align:center Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! Jai Ho! 01:00:34.203 --> 01:00:35.323 align:center Hello my dear viewers! 01:00:35.443 --> 01:00:38.683 align:center Welcome to today's special episode of- 01:00:38.803 --> 01:00:40.803 align:center Believe it or don't believe it! 01:00:40.923 --> 01:00:45.243 align:center Today, we will take you to a bizarre temple 01:00:45.523 --> 01:00:49.043 align:center where no god or goddess is worshipped 01:00:49.163 --> 01:00:50.963 align:center but people pray to a motorbike. 01:00:51.083 --> 01:00:53.523 align:center Yes! You heard it right! 01:00:53.643 --> 01:00:55.763 align:center People seek blessings from a motorbike here. 01:00:55.963 --> 01:00:58.643 align:center That moves on its own without a rider once the sun sets. 01:00:58.883 --> 01:01:04.123 align:center Yes, believe it or not, it starts and comes to this spot 01:01:04.243 --> 01:01:08.843 align:center where its owner Thakur Lal met his gruesome death. 01:01:08.963 --> 01:01:09.803 align:center People say that 01:01:09.923 --> 01:01:15.403 align:center no chains or prison walls were able to keep this motorbike locked. 01:01:15.523 --> 01:01:17.882 align:center What is the motorbike's secret? 01:01:17.883 --> 01:01:20.723 align:center Why is it making everyone's wishes come true? 01:01:20.843 --> 01:01:24.123 align:center Is it really possible to believe in such things in the 21st century? 01:01:24.243 --> 01:01:27.123 align:center This is mere superstition or is it a symbol of people's faith? 01:01:27.243 --> 01:01:31.843 align:center C'mon! Let's hear Thakur Sa's story from his believers' blessed mouths. 01:01:31.963 --> 01:01:33.683 align:center Sir, a minute? Please! 01:01:35.083 --> 01:01:37.963 align:center Can you tell our viewers where are you taking this whiskey bottle? 01:01:38.083 --> 01:01:40.603 align:center I am taking this single malt for Thakur Sa. 01:01:40.723 --> 01:01:42.843 align:center I was unable to find a bride 01:01:42.963 --> 01:01:44.643 align:center so, I came to seek blessings from Thakur Sa. 01:01:44.763 --> 01:01:45.843 align:center Lo and behold, I got married and 01:01:45.963 --> 01:01:47.683 align:center I found an extremely foxy wife. 01:01:47.803 --> 01:01:49.963 align:center So, I have come to thank Thakur Sa. 01:01:50.083 --> 01:01:51.723 align:center Praise to our lord Thakur Sa. 01:01:51.843 --> 01:01:52.843 align:center Thank you, sir. 01:01:53.043 --> 01:01:56.443 align:center Let's go talk to more people about Thakur Sa. 01:01:56.883 --> 01:01:58.843 align:center Yeah, so you were saying that 01:01:58.963 --> 01:02:02.003 align:center you were with Thakur Sa when he passed away? 01:02:02.123 --> 01:02:04.323 align:center Yes, he was with me only. 01:02:04.483 --> 01:02:07.323 align:center We were coming back from the goddesses' temple in the evening. 01:02:07.443 --> 01:02:10.203 align:center While dropping me home he asked, 01:02:10.323 --> 01:02:13.562 align:center "Will people remember me if I am gone?" 01:02:13.563 --> 01:02:16.483 align:center and now see, he is so famous. 01:02:17.043 --> 01:02:21.083 align:center He is easing everyone's pain and suffering. He has become an angel. 01:02:21.323 --> 01:02:22.963 align:center Thank you, sir. 01:02:23.603 --> 01:02:24.483 align:center Viewers, 01:02:24.603 --> 01:02:27.163 align:center I am standing in the very same police station 01:02:27.443 --> 01:02:29.963 align:center where Thakur Lal's motorbike 01:02:30.083 --> 01:02:33.283 align:center was brought in after the accident. 01:02:33.483 --> 01:02:39.603 align:center Let me show you the exact spot from where it disappeared for the first time. 01:02:39.843 --> 01:02:42.483 align:center Look closely, this is the spot. 01:02:43.363 --> 01:02:47.363 align:center Now, let's go meet the policemen. Follow me! 01:02:47.523 --> 01:02:50.882 align:center We are here to talk with few policemen 01:02:50.883 --> 01:02:57.003 align:center who have seen Thakur Sa's motorbike move on its own without a rider. 01:02:57.123 --> 01:02:58.923 align:center Let's see what they have to say. 01:03:00.323 --> 01:03:02.403 align:center Sir, what are your thoughts? 01:03:02.723 --> 01:03:05.363 align:center Do you also believe that Thakur Sa's motorbike was 01:03:05.483 --> 01:03:08.843 align:center wandering on its own without any rider? 01:03:10.723 --> 01:03:12.083 align:center Yes absolutely, 01:03:12.363 --> 01:03:14.683 align:center there is no doubt in that. 01:03:14.963 --> 01:03:18.923 align:center Sir! There were no footprints near the spot 01:03:19.043 --> 01:03:20.843 align:center where it was parked. 01:03:21.923 --> 01:03:23.843 align:center Then, who rode it? 01:03:23.963 --> 01:03:25.123 align:center There is more, 01:03:25.243 --> 01:03:28.603 align:center the motorbike disappeared from the prison without any locks being broken. 01:03:28.843 --> 01:03:31.963 align:center Now, is that a miracle or what? 01:03:32.483 --> 01:03:33.603 align:center Thank you, sir. 01:03:34.083 --> 01:03:37.003 align:center Officer, we have come to know from our special sources that 01:03:37.123 --> 01:03:39.243 align:center you were on night duty 01:03:39.363 --> 01:03:40.763 align:center when this miracle happened. 01:03:40.883 --> 01:03:44.403 align:center Did you witness this miracle with your own two eyes? 01:03:44.923 --> 01:03:47.283 align:center Would you like to comment? 01:03:55.363 --> 01:03:57.923 align:center Let him go. I'll tell you the truth. 01:03:58.603 --> 01:04:00.963 align:center When Thakur Sa was born, 01:04:02.003 --> 01:04:06.163 align:center his grandmother got his horoscope made. 01:04:06.843 --> 01:04:09.043 align:center Seeing that, the priest said that 01:04:09.163 --> 01:04:12.163 align:center he'll be a miraculous child. 01:04:13.323 --> 01:04:16.163 align:center So, she named him Thakur only. 01:04:17.043 --> 01:04:18.043 align:center As you can see now, 01:04:18.163 --> 01:04:22.683 align:center everyone is chanting his name in all directions. 01:04:22.923 --> 01:04:24.763 align:center Are you also a part of this cult? 01:04:25.003 --> 01:04:25.923 align:center Yes, indeed. 01:04:26.323 --> 01:04:29.203 align:center After retirement, I devoted my life to 01:04:29.323 --> 01:04:31.643 align:center serve at Thakur Sa's feet. 01:04:32.083 --> 01:04:36.683 align:center See, I am getting goose bumps just by talking about him. 01:04:37.283 --> 01:04:38.283 align:center Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! 01:04:47.483 --> 01:04:49.883 align:center What is the secret behind Thakur Sa's motorbike? 01:04:50.003 --> 01:04:51.403 align:center No one knows but 01:04:51.523 --> 01:04:55.083 align:center faith is rapidly growing day by day. 01:04:55.403 --> 01:04:57.163 align:center Believers also say that the 01:04:57.283 --> 01:05:02.403 align:center motorbike's headlights turn on to bless the lucky few. 01:05:03.683 --> 01:05:09.483 align:center That is why they say there is a very thin line between faith and superstition. 01:05:09.723 --> 01:05:13.523 align:center We end our episode on this note. 01:05:13.763 --> 01:05:17.763 align:center I am Rajeev, with cameraman Aditya. Goodbye. 01:05:18.243 --> 01:05:20.843 align:center Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! Jai Ho! 01:05:21.123 --> 01:05:24.003 align:center Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! Jai Ho! 01:06:48.003 --> 01:06:49.363 align:center Good morning, Your Highness! 01:07:35.363 --> 01:07:39.163 align:center Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! Jai Ho! 01:07:39.283 --> 01:07:43.443 align:center Long live the king! Jai Ho! 01:07:43.563 --> 01:07:47.443 align:center Long live the king! Jai Ho! 01:07:47.563 --> 01:07:50.243 align:center Long live the king! Jai Ho! 01:08:45.683 --> 01:08:47.803 align:center Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! Jai Ho! 01:09:52.443 --> 01:09:56.083 align:center DRINKING ALCOHOL IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED HERE 01:10:00.723 --> 01:10:05.243 align:center Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! Jai Ho! 01:10:05.363 --> 01:10:10.243 align:center Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! Jai Ho! 01:10:23.123 --> 01:10:26.443 align:center Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! Jai Ho! 01:10:26.683 --> 01:10:29.163 align:center Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! Jai Ho! 01:10:42.603 --> 01:10:47.003 align:center Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! Jai Ho! 01:10:53.723 --> 01:10:58.283 align:center Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! Jai Ho! 01:12:12.083 --> 01:12:17.803 align:center Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! 01:12:35.443 --> 01:12:37.723 align:center Sister, please give me something in Thakur Sa's name. 01:12:39.283 --> 01:12:40.842 align:center No, go away. I don't have any money. 01:12:40.843 --> 01:12:44.123 align:center Thakur Sa will bless you with a baby if you give me money. 01:12:53.683 --> 01:12:55.363 align:center Sir, please give me something. 01:12:55.803 --> 01:12:57.560 align:center Asking a policeman for alms? I will give you a tight slap. 01:12:58.323 --> 01:12:58.853 align:center Get lost! 01:13:01.042 --> 01:13:02.265 align:center And you have nothing better to do huh? 01:13:04.163 --> 01:13:06.363 align:center I am an idiot who takes you to the city all the time 01:13:06.963 --> 01:13:08.043 align:center Why should I? 01:13:08.163 --> 01:13:09.803 align:center A beggar's blessing will give you a baby, right? 01:13:11.123 --> 01:13:13.163 align:center Doctors are doing nothing except jerking each other off. 01:13:13.483 --> 01:13:14.603 align:center Let's go from here! 01:13:27.123 --> 01:13:29.523 align:center WELCOME TO THAKUR SA'S FIRST HOLY MARCH 01:13:30.083 --> 01:13:33.843 align:center Yo! Yo! DJ Razor is in the house. 01:13:34.803 --> 01:13:38.163 align:center On the occasion of Thakur Sa's first holy march 01:13:39.043 --> 01:13:41.963 align:center I request all my lovely devotees 01:13:42.363 --> 01:13:48.163 align:center Please raise your hands and get drunk on Thakur Sa's worship. 01:14:01.523 --> 01:14:03.163 align:center DJ Razor 01:14:05.883 --> 01:14:06.683 align:center DJ Razor 01:14:06.803 --> 01:14:08.843 align:center Come let's dance Let's be carefree 01:14:08.963 --> 01:14:11.283 align:center Feel many colors of our lord Thakur Sa 01:14:11.403 --> 01:14:13.683 align:center Come let's dance Let's be carefree 01:14:13.803 --> 01:14:15.963 align:center Feel many colors of our lord Thakur Sa 01:14:16.083 --> 01:14:18.403 align:center Your powers are eccentric! 01:14:18.523 --> 01:14:20.603 align:center Your worship is beloved! 01:14:20.803 --> 01:14:25.443 align:center Pink and blue is your holy ride. 01:14:25.563 --> 01:14:30.443 align:center Your Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug 01:14:30.563 --> 01:14:35.123 align:center - Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug - Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! 01:14:35.243 --> 01:14:40.203 align:center - Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug - Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! 01:14:40.323 --> 01:14:44.763 align:center - Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug - Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! 01:14:45.723 --> 01:14:50.843 align:center At Thakur Sa's feet, everyone will get respect. 01:14:51.043 --> 01:14:53.123 align:center Eat, drink and be merry, 01:14:53.243 --> 01:14:55.683 align:center this only was Thakur Sa's message to us all. 01:15:15.403 --> 01:15:17.243 align:center Come let's dance Let's be carefree 01:15:17.363 --> 01:15:19.523 align:center Feel many colors of our lord Thakur Sa 01:15:19.643 --> 01:15:21.683 align:center Come let's dance Let's be carefree 01:15:21.803 --> 01:15:23.843 align:center Feel many colors of our lord Thakur Sa 01:15:23.963 --> 01:15:25.643 align:center Dance my dear devotees! 01:15:34.083 --> 01:15:36.363 align:center No work can be effective, 01:15:36.483 --> 01:15:38.723 align:center when you aren't devoted. 01:15:38.843 --> 01:15:43.443 align:center Bring Thakur Sa in your heart and be free of all the worldly pains. 01:15:43.563 --> 01:15:45.443 align:center You ask for a car 01:15:45.563 --> 01:15:47.483 align:center Ask for a girl 01:15:47.923 --> 01:15:49.883 align:center Ask for a baby 01:15:50.163 --> 01:15:52.483 align:center And dance like no one's watching. 01:15:52.643 --> 01:15:57.523 align:center Car, girl, baby, house, gold and silver rings and bands, 01:15:57.643 --> 01:16:01.923 align:center girlfriend, boyfriend, hotel and a 4 bed, or your very own dug dug moped. 01:16:02.043 --> 01:16:04.123 align:center Come let's dance Let's be carefree 01:16:04.243 --> 01:16:06.603 align:center Feel many colors of our lord Thakur Sa 01:16:06.723 --> 01:16:08.803 align:center Come let's dance Let's be carefree 01:16:08.923 --> 01:16:11.123 align:center Feel many colors of our lord Thakur Sa 01:16:11.483 --> 01:16:13.643 align:center Come let's dance Let's be carefree 01:16:13.763 --> 01:16:15.803 align:center Feel many colors of our lord Thakur Sa 01:16:16.123 --> 01:16:18.243 align:center Come let's dance Let's be carefree 01:16:18.363 --> 01:16:20.723 align:center Feel many colors of our lord Thakur Sa 01:16:21.083 --> 01:16:28.043 align:center Your Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug 01:16:28.163 --> 01:16:35.083 align:center Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug 01:16:35.323 --> 01:16:38.003 align:center Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! Jai Ho! 01:16:53.483 --> 01:16:55.203 align:center Hey! Look over there! 01:17:19.803 --> 01:17:21.323 align:center What are you looking at? 01:17:21.443 --> 01:17:24.923 align:center It is Thakur Sa's holy water. Let's drink it like it's nectar. 01:17:25.043 --> 01:17:26.523 align:center Fuck off! Bitch! 01:17:30.483 --> 01:17:32.523 align:center Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! 01:17:45.723 --> 01:17:50.683 align:center Everything is going to be fine for my lover Is leaving for Thakur Sa's shrine! 01:18:01.283 --> 01:18:04.923 align:center Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! Jai Ho! 01:18:15.963 --> 01:18:22.883 align:center Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! Jai Ho! 01:18:33.763 --> 01:18:38.963 align:center Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! Jai Ho! 01:18:39.243 --> 01:18:41.123 align:center Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! Jai Ho! 01:20:45.323 --> 01:20:49.843 align:center Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! Jai Ho! 01:20:50.163 --> 01:20:53.923 align:center Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! Jai Ho! 01:21:03.363 --> 01:21:05.243 align:center Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! Jai Ho! 01:21:37.683 --> 01:21:42.723 align:center Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! Jai Ho! 01:21:51.403 --> 01:21:54.203 align:center Say it with me, Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! Jai Ho! 01:23:50.403 --> 01:23:53.563 align:center No more Badri, please. Enough! 01:23:53.683 --> 01:23:55.283 align:center I am down 4-5 pegs already. 01:23:56.403 --> 01:23:58.963 align:center Don't be a drunkard. We're on night duty. 01:23:59.563 --> 01:24:01.443 align:center At least respect the uniform. 01:24:01.563 --> 01:24:05.523 align:center Manfool sir! Stop whining. You are a funny man. 01:24:05.643 --> 01:24:07.523 align:center Just shut the fuck up and drink. 01:24:07.643 --> 01:24:11.443 align:center Anyway, this is your last night duty. 01:24:11.563 --> 01:24:15.403 align:center After that, you are not going to give a rat's ass about us. 01:24:15.563 --> 01:24:17.043 align:center So, for God's sake! 01:24:17.883 --> 01:24:18.541 align:center Drink! 01:24:30.563 --> 01:24:31.443 align:center Pyare! 01:24:33.123 --> 01:24:34.323 align:center Pyare Lal! 01:24:36.283 --> 01:24:38.003 align:center Why so serious? 01:24:43.803 --> 01:24:46.803 align:center Why are you drinking like a loser? 01:24:48.403 --> 01:24:49.923 align:center What's bothering you? 01:24:50.683 --> 01:24:52.403 align:center Tell me! C'mon! 01:24:53.883 --> 01:24:56.403 align:center Enough about me Manfool sir! 01:24:56.563 --> 01:24:58.163 align:center You tell me 01:24:59.403 --> 01:25:01.763 align:center You are finally retiring next week. 01:25:02.043 --> 01:25:04.123 align:center What are your plans for the future? 01:25:04.563 --> 01:25:06.363 align:center Become a farmer or what? 01:25:08.003 --> 01:25:11.683 align:center Plans my ass. My life has been a fucking waste. 01:25:12.683 --> 01:25:14.003 align:center In this life 01:25:14.243 --> 01:25:15.563 align:center I have done 01:25:15.683 --> 01:25:17.283 align:center jack fucking shit. 01:25:17.803 --> 01:25:20.003 align:center What are you saying Manfool sir? 01:25:20.923 --> 01:25:24.043 align:center You are famous in the whole community. 01:25:24.283 --> 01:25:26.163 align:center You are a policeman for God's sake. 01:25:26.283 --> 01:25:27.283 align:center Understood 01:25:27.403 --> 01:25:28.283 align:center Here, light it. 01:25:29.043 --> 01:25:30.883 align:center What policeman! 01:25:32.163 --> 01:25:33.403 align:center No thanks! 01:25:33.723 --> 01:25:34.523 align:center See 01:25:35.883 --> 01:25:38.563 align:center The collector was from my community. 01:25:40.043 --> 01:25:42.883 align:center He pulled some strings and got me a job here. 01:25:44.163 --> 01:25:45.883 align:center My naive ass thought 01:25:47.883 --> 01:25:50.043 align:center it's a quiet town. No one will ask questions. 01:25:51.003 --> 01:25:52.763 align:center Will live a comfortable life 01:25:53.763 --> 01:25:55.243 align:center and that's exactly what happened. 01:25:55.363 --> 01:25:57.483 align:center Then, what the hell is your problem? 01:25:57.603 --> 01:25:59.803 align:center People strive for such life. 01:25:59.923 --> 01:26:01.163 align:center I agree! 01:26:04.283 --> 01:26:06.043 align:center That is the real problem. 01:26:06.923 --> 01:26:08.923 align:center I became a policeman, yes! 01:26:09.603 --> 01:26:12.123 align:center But I have never acted like one. 01:26:12.283 --> 01:26:14.723 align:center Spent all my life sitting inside the station. 01:26:27.243 --> 01:26:29.203 align:center But what else was I supposed to do? 01:26:29.323 --> 01:26:30.803 align:center Where was I at fault? 01:26:31.563 --> 01:26:33.323 align:center Nothing ever happens here. 01:26:33.443 --> 01:26:35.003 align:center No thefts, 01:26:35.603 --> 01:26:37.443 align:center no robberies, 01:26:38.563 --> 01:26:41.683 align:center no communal or civil riots, 01:26:44.003 --> 01:26:46.043 align:center no one was ever murdered 01:26:47.643 --> 01:26:51.083 align:center and not even a single boy has ever run away with a girl. 01:26:52.203 --> 01:26:52.994 align:center Hang on 01:26:53.669 --> 01:26:54.501 align:center That's it? 01:26:55.476 --> 01:26:57.056 align:center So much worrying for such a petty thing? 01:26:57.996 --> 01:26:58.800 align:center I'll do one thing. 01:26:59.429 --> 01:27:00.381 align:center Listen very carefully. 01:27:02.063 --> 01:27:04.762 align:center First thing tomorrow, I'll get friendly with a girl from another caste 01:27:05.563 --> 01:27:07.075 align:center and then run away with her. 01:27:07.643 --> 01:27:09.683 align:center Then, when her community people 01:27:09.843 --> 01:27:12.403 align:center cut me into pieces and bury me in the ground, 01:27:12.523 --> 01:27:14.352 align:center you can come and catch my killer! 01:27:15.563 --> 01:27:16.803 align:center What say? Cool? 01:27:16.923 --> 01:27:19.203 align:center That's not the point Badri. 01:27:20.203 --> 01:27:23.243 align:center It is about doing something meaningful with life. 01:27:25.123 --> 01:27:27.443 align:center When I was young, around your age, 01:27:28.203 --> 01:27:30.443 align:center I was also filled with such rage and adrenaline. 01:27:31.883 --> 01:27:35.003 align:center But that rush has gone cold because of this job. 01:27:38.443 --> 01:27:40.003 align:center Downright cold. 01:27:40.963 --> 01:27:42.963 align:center I have never caught a single thief 01:27:43.483 --> 01:27:46.683 align:center or a pickpocket. Not even a dacoit. Nothing! 01:27:49.163 --> 01:27:51.923 align:center What to do? Something has to happen for that. 01:27:53.923 --> 01:27:56.283 align:center Now, take the neighboring village for example, 01:27:57.803 --> 01:27:59.683 align:center Sometimes there's a ghost. 01:27:59.803 --> 01:28:01.563 align:center Sometimes there's a witch. 01:28:03.523 --> 01:28:05.403 align:center The most that has ever happened here 01:28:05.523 --> 01:28:07.483 align:center was today when poor Thakur 01:28:08.283 --> 01:28:09.923 align:center got run over by a truck. 01:28:11.323 --> 01:28:12.963 align:center He was cut in half. 01:28:14.083 --> 01:28:16.243 align:center It was an extremely horrific death. 01:28:17.563 --> 01:28:19.483 align:center I couldn't even bear seeing it. 01:28:22.803 --> 01:28:26.643 align:center God only knows what games he plays! 01:28:29.403 --> 01:28:31.683 align:center Everything is his will. 01:28:31.803 --> 01:28:33.323 align:center Everything... 01:28:33.683 --> 01:28:35.403 align:center What the hell Manfool sir! 01:28:35.963 --> 01:28:38.083 align:center Can't you feel the room? 01:28:39.203 --> 01:28:41.083 align:center The weather is so pleasant. 01:28:41.203 --> 01:28:43.323 align:center Look up, the stars are out. 01:28:44.683 --> 01:28:47.203 align:center Just shut the fuck up and drink. 01:28:48.043 --> 01:28:49.163 align:center Fuck you! 01:28:49.403 --> 01:28:51.443 align:center You drink and die! Bitch! 01:28:52.163 --> 01:28:54.483 align:center Made my life miserable by being friends with fools. 01:28:54.643 --> 01:28:56.323 align:center I am off to sleep. 01:28:56.443 --> 01:28:57.483 align:center Praise to Lord Rama. 01:29:00.443 --> 01:29:01.603 align:center Good night! 01:29:21.643 --> 01:29:24.443 align:center Damn! That old fart has gone nuts after getting drunk. 01:29:25.443 --> 01:29:27.283 align:center Fucker messed with my head. 01:29:30.803 --> 01:29:33.283 align:center And why are you sitting with such a long face dumbass? 01:29:33.483 --> 01:29:34.563 align:center What happened? 01:29:34.883 --> 01:29:36.043 align:center You know 01:29:37.243 --> 01:29:39.163 align:center I have been married for 4 years, right! 01:29:39.763 --> 01:29:40.763 align:center Yeah, so? 01:29:44.323 --> 01:29:46.123 align:center Now, the whole family has started saying 01:29:46.963 --> 01:29:49.402 align:center that it is time to give them a grandson. Hurry up! 01:29:49.403 --> 01:29:50.803 align:center How can I give them a grandson instantly? 01:29:50.923 --> 01:29:52.203 align:center Does he grow on a tree? 01:29:52.883 --> 01:29:54.243 align:center I have tried everything. 01:29:54.963 --> 01:29:57.043 align:center Every god damn month, I take my wife to the city hospital. 01:29:57.163 --> 01:29:58.603 align:center Hospitals are shit expensive. 01:29:59.563 --> 01:30:02.243 align:center And my father, he brought me in this world in just 10 bucks. 01:30:02.883 --> 01:30:04.963 align:center - It is beyond me. - My God, enough!! 01:30:05.603 --> 01:30:06.563 align:center Shut up! 01:30:06.723 --> 01:30:08.203 align:center Just shut up! Quiet! 01:30:09.203 --> 01:30:12.803 align:center I swear I am never going to drink with you guys again. 01:30:13.243 --> 01:30:15.763 align:center You guys have fucked this night real hard. 01:30:16.643 --> 01:30:19.083 align:center First that old fart bored me to death and now you. 01:30:19.483 --> 01:30:21.323 align:center What is this cribbing about a grandson? 01:30:22.043 --> 01:30:22.842 align:center Idiot 01:30:22.843 --> 01:30:24.483 align:center At least you got married, didn't you? 01:30:24.843 --> 01:30:25.963 align:center Look at me! 01:30:26.603 --> 01:30:29.763 align:center Fucker! The girl I was in love with, her asshole father got her married to... 01:30:40.963 --> 01:30:44.243 align:center You know everything right? 01:30:45.283 --> 01:30:47.043 align:center It all happened in front of you only. 01:30:47.323 --> 01:30:49.603 align:center Have you ever seen me sad? 01:30:49.963 --> 01:30:51.283 align:center With a long face? 01:30:51.403 --> 01:30:52.523 align:center No, right? 01:30:52.643 --> 01:30:53.563 align:center Just... 01:30:54.203 --> 01:30:55.643 align:center Just fuck this world 01:30:56.003 --> 01:30:57.843 align:center Just fuck this world right in the ass! 01:31:07.043 --> 01:31:07.631 align:center Now see, 01:31:09.043 --> 01:31:10.483 align:center your problems... 01:31:11.443 --> 01:31:13.083 align:center can only be solved by a miracle. 01:31:14.443 --> 01:31:15.523 align:center But yeah, 01:31:16.323 --> 01:31:18.003 align:center I do have a solution for 01:31:18.443 --> 01:31:19.763 align:center the old man's cribbing. 01:31:20.043 --> 01:31:21.323 align:center What do you mean? 01:31:22.123 --> 01:31:24.083 align:center He was rambling on and on right, 01:31:24.243 --> 01:31:26.083 align:center nothing ever happens here, 01:31:26.403 --> 01:31:28.563 align:center there was a ghost in the nearby village. 01:31:29.043 --> 01:31:29.963 align:center Yeah, so? 01:31:31.443 --> 01:31:33.283 align:center He wants a ghost, right! 01:31:33.603 --> 01:31:35.603 align:center Then we shall make our own ghost. 01:31:36.796 --> 01:31:37.303 align:center Look over there. 01:31:58.363 --> 01:31:59.363 align:center Finish your drink, 01:31:59.483 --> 01:32:00.963 align:center pick up the bottle 01:32:01.283 --> 01:32:02.603 align:center and just follow me quietly. 01:32:35.523 --> 01:32:38.763 align:center What happened? What are you thinking? Come here quickly. 01:32:48.803 --> 01:32:49.963 align:center Hurry up please! 01:32:50.083 --> 01:32:51.963 align:center It is the right time to say the prayers. 01:32:52.123 --> 01:32:53.563 align:center It will become crowded soon 01:32:53.683 --> 01:32:56.763 align:center and we won't get to pay our respects nicely. 01:32:56.963 --> 01:32:57.686 align:center Let's go quickly. 01:33:18.683 --> 01:33:19.883 align:center Greetings. 01:36:03.163 --> 01:36:04.680 align:center Hey, why are you standing there? 01:36:06.443 --> 01:36:07.630 align:center Come here. 01:36:08.203 --> 01:36:09.963 align:center I need to tell you something. 01:36:28.003 --> 01:36:30.003 align:center Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! Jai Ho! 01:36:30.603 --> 01:36:31.523 align:center Hmm 01:36:32.567 --> 01:36:34.087 align:center Here, hold him first. 01:36:41.923 --> 01:36:44.163 align:center I have hidden something from you. 01:36:46.363 --> 01:36:47.963 align:center We got our child because of 01:36:48.083 --> 01:36:50.083 align:center Thakur Sa's blessings only. 01:36:54.323 --> 01:36:57.563 align:center I had asked Thakur Sa to bless us with a baby. 01:36:59.403 --> 01:37:01.203 align:center I didn't tell you earlier because 01:37:01.323 --> 01:37:03.563 align:center you're always hyper and super cranky. 01:37:05.803 --> 01:37:07.843 align:center Everyone got tired of convincing you. 01:37:07.963 --> 01:37:09.723 align:center You are the only one in this world 01:37:09.843 --> 01:37:13.283 align:center who gets irritated just by Thakur Sa's name. 01:37:15.323 --> 01:37:18.203 align:center But still my dear Thakur Sa has done what 01:37:18.323 --> 01:37:22.323 align:center your doctors, homeopaths, and shamans couldn't. 01:37:23.683 --> 01:37:25.283 align:center Praise to my lord Thakur Sa. 01:38:32.963 --> 01:38:38.443 align:center Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! Jai Ho! 01:39:09.083 --> 01:39:10.763 align:center Holy shit! 01:40:37.363 --> 01:40:38.628 align:center Praise to our lord 01:40:42.403 --> 01:40:43.053 align:center Thakur Sa!