WEBVTT 02:24.980 --> 02:26.580 Adios! 02:38.963 --> 02:41.043 This life's unrest, 02:41.727 --> 02:44.139 Burns every inch of my skin, 02:44.728 --> 02:46.535 Don't you go looking for a cure, 02:47.336 --> 02:49.448 For this malady is the aid to my sins. 03:40.650 --> 03:43.102 In the ashes of these cosmos, 03:46.289 --> 03:48.292 I have been seeking the elixir, 03:56.403 --> 03:58.676 But the light only knows, 03:59.689 --> 04:01.813 Where the darkness is hiding. 05:01.283 --> 05:05.314 Just stop searching, Don't go wasting your time, 05:06.883 --> 05:08.363 Just stop searching, 05:09.123 --> 05:11.286 Don't go wasting your time, 05:12.307 --> 05:14.513 Only those reach their destination, 05:15.535 --> 05:17.396 Who have lost themselves in the lines. 05:18.123 --> 05:20.084 Who have lost themselves in the lines. 06:44.123 --> 06:48.443 Time is pacing Or is it you who's drifting? 06:50.003 --> 06:54.603 Time is pacing Or is it you who's drifting? 06:55.763 --> 06:57.643 Everyone's drowning somewhere, 06:58.883 --> 07:00.761 Then, why are you still in your senses! 08:02.483 --> 08:05.523 Is this reality or is it all but a dream, 08:07.083 --> 08:10.203 Is it the inferno or just an oasis! 08:10.683 --> 08:13.640 Why are you searching far and wide? 08:14.403 --> 08:17.163 The answer to the question is the question only. 08:17.403 --> 08:20.043 The answer to the question is the question only. 08:20.603 --> 08:22.803 The answer to the question is the question only. 08:23.003 --> 08:25.683 Hey asshole! You wanna die or what? 08:26.886 --> 08:27.893 Fuck you! 09:47.963 --> 09:49.083 Hey! 11:27.849 --> 11:29.569 Fuck! 14:56.167 --> 14:58.443 - Move! Move! Get back! Get back! - Ready! Ready! 15:01.963 --> 15:03.083 Get back idiot! 15:03.723 --> 15:05.883 It's a bloodbath, not your sister's wedding. 16:52.763 --> 16:55.406 God only knows what games he plays! 16:57.836 --> 16:59.679 Everything is his will. 17:02.243 --> 17:03.797 Everything... 17:05.323 --> 17:06.896 What the hell Manfool sir! 17:07.763 --> 17:09.122 Can't you feel the room? 17:10.683 --> 17:12.142 The weather is so pleasant. 17:12.683 --> 17:15.803 Look up, the stars are out. 17:16.483 --> 17:18.483 Just shut the fuck up and drink. 17:18.603 --> 17:19.573 Fuck you! 17:20.123 --> 17:21.570 You drink and die! Bitch! 17:23.083 --> 17:26.083 Made my life miserable by being friends with fools. 17:29.123 --> 17:30.207 I am off to sleep. 17:31.003 --> 17:31.744 Praise to Lord Rama. 17:36.549 --> 17:37.115 Good night! 17:54.563 --> 17:57.083 Damn! That old fart has gone nuts after getting drunk. 18:01.203 --> 18:02.703 Fucker messed with my head. 18:03.803 --> 18:05.934 And why are you sitting with such a long face dumbass? 18:06.549 --> 18:07.087 What happened? 18:07.809 --> 18:08.834 You know 18:10.269 --> 18:11.663 I have been married for 4 years, right! 18:12.822 --> 18:13.578 Yeah, so? 18:17.309 --> 18:18.917 Now, the whole family has started saying 18:19.923 --> 18:22.282 that it is time to give them a grandson. Hurry up! 18:22.283 --> 18:24.050 How can I give them a grandson instantly? 18:24.982 --> 18:25.910 Does he grow on a tree? 18:28.098 --> 18:29.257 I have tried everything. 18:29.258 --> 18:31.523 Every goddamn month, I take my wife to the city hospital. 18:32.629 --> 18:33.802 Hospitals are shit expensive. 18:34.363 --> 18:36.523 And my father, he brought me in this world in just 10 bucks. 18:36.703 --> 18:38.426 - It is beyond me. - My God, enough! 18:39.376 --> 18:39.963 Shut up! 18:40.443 --> 18:41.963 Just shut up! Quiet! 18:43.043 --> 18:46.683 I swear I am never going to drink with you guys again. 18:47.163 --> 18:49.483 You guys have fucked this night real hard. 19:47.443 --> 19:53.803 (Religious chants) 22:01.976 --> 22:02.362 What? 22:06.036 --> 22:06.552 Hmm! 22:10.163 --> 22:11.363 Fucking morons! 22:11.763 --> 22:12.603 Find it! 23:33.083 --> 23:34.203 Praise to Lord Rama. 23:35.403 --> 23:36.323 Adios! 23:36.443 --> 23:37.186 Yeah! Yeah! 27:08.443 --> 27:11.363 Manfool sir! Just cannot understand this! 27:12.403 --> 27:14.196 We emptied out the petrol, 27:15.255 --> 27:16.385 locked it even. 27:17.203 --> 27:18.724 This motorbike is here again. 27:20.883 --> 27:21.838 Manfool sir! 27:22.923 --> 27:24.457 Where are you lost? What are you thinking? 27:27.763 --> 27:28.433 Pyare? 27:31.283 --> 27:32.068 What do you think? 28:00.523 --> 28:04.323 - What the hell? Move back! - Shoo! Shoo! 30:04.003 --> 30:05.363 Come in, sir! 30:05.603 --> 30:08.883 Commissioner sir is coming to the station today. Be prepared. 31:03.049 --> 31:03.830 Smile, please! 31:05.182 --> 31:05.869 Ready! 31:10.323 --> 31:13.603 Ok! I'll take your leave now. Have a meeting to attend. 31:14.123 --> 31:15.811 - Ok sir! - Let's bounce. 31:21.183 --> 31:22.362 - Good day! - To you too! 31:37.476 --> 31:39.356 C'mon guys, pick it up. 32:43.243 --> 32:46.003 Every morning, I go there only to relax and graze my goats. 32:46.403 --> 32:48.563 Yesterday, my knees were hurting. 32:48.723 --> 32:51.323 So, I slept there under a bush. 32:51.883 --> 32:54.323 Thakur came in my dream 32:54.443 --> 32:55.563 and screamed 32:55.683 --> 32:59.003 "My soul is standing at the gates of heaven, 32:59.443 --> 33:01.603 but the doors are locked." 33:02.803 --> 33:04.483 Thakur is scared 33:04.603 --> 33:06.723 of being thrown into hell. 33:07.203 --> 33:08.243 That's why 33:08.363 --> 33:10.323 I am requesting you lovely people 33:10.443 --> 33:14.803 that we should say prayers and make a memorial on that spot. 33:14.923 --> 33:17.683 Or else his soul will keep wandering restlessly for eternity. 33:17.803 --> 33:19.803 This old fart is absolutely right. 33:24.123 --> 33:25.943 One crook was telling me the other day 33:26.763 --> 33:29.963 that he witnessed the motorbike running without a rider. 33:38.123 --> 33:39.572 What are you saying you idiot? 33:40.043 --> 33:43.323 For God's sake, use your tiny brain before speaking. 33:43.443 --> 33:46.410 Stop having weed and opium for breakfast. 33:47.083 --> 33:50.763 You think we are all dumb fucks like you! 33:51.403 --> 33:52.065 Yes, my lord! 33:52.603 --> 33:55.083 The policeman is absolutely right! 33:56.163 --> 33:58.403 I go to the same spot to take a dump 33:58.523 --> 34:00.636 where this old fart goes to graze his goats. 34:01.403 --> 34:04.083 Yesterday, I was taking a dump on the hilltop. 34:04.203 --> 34:04.803 Oh yeah? 34:04.923 --> 34:06.335 I heard a motorbike coming from a distance 34:07.363 --> 34:10.443 and I saw the motorbike running without a rider 34:10.649 --> 34:11.833 and stop at the same spot. 34:31.643 --> 34:33.763 Okay then! Start with the rituals. 34:47.163 --> 34:55.763 (Priest chanting religious prayers) 34:56.443 --> 35:05.323 (Priest chanting religious prayers) 35:05.563 --> 35:14.483 (Priest chanting religious prayers) 35:16.083 --> 35:23.483 (Priest chanting religious prayers) 35:24.043 --> 35:30.003 Now, we will pray for Thakur's soul. 35:30.323 --> 35:36.203 May his soul rest in peace. 35:36.323 --> 35:42.123 Oh lord, please bless his soul and may he rest in peace. 36:11.523 --> 36:14.643 Move! Move! 36:21.523 --> 36:27.723 Why don't you come to my office tomorrow? We will chat then. 36:33.683 --> 36:35.533 Priest! What the hell is going on? 36:36.163 --> 36:37.790 We have done all the rituals and everything else. 36:38.163 --> 36:40.363 Even then, the motorbike is here again. 36:40.483 --> 36:41.563 What is this groovy mystery? 36:41.923 --> 36:46.883 I haven't got a clue but there have been no mistakes on my part. 36:47.323 --> 36:51.794 Listen! We have given you whatever you wanted 36:52.923 --> 36:54.802 plus the money you asked for. 36:55.123 --> 36:57.323 Then, what is this mystery? It's beyond me! 36:57.589 --> 37:00.268 Now, God only knows what's going on in his head. 37:00.269 --> 37:01.008 Right? 37:01.929 --> 37:02.213 Yo? 37:02.803 --> 37:04.243 Where are you going? Stand here. 37:04.336 --> 37:05.619 I am Girdhari Lal, 37:06.258 --> 37:07.427 Thakur's cousin. 37:08.042 --> 37:10.795 I have come to request you on behalf of our family 37:11.403 --> 37:14.603 that if Thakur's motorbike wants to stay here, then let it be. 37:14.916 --> 37:15.653 What difference would it make? 37:16.283 --> 37:19.363 None of us have slept peacefully since Thakur's death 37:19.683 --> 37:20.996 and now these shenanigans. 37:21.603 --> 37:22.402 On top of this, 37:22.403 --> 37:25.123 Thakur's grandmother sees him in her dreams every night 37:25.243 --> 37:26.923 and he asks for his favorite things. 37:27.043 --> 37:28.043 And this kid, 37:28.163 --> 37:30.883 keeps asking to see his uncle's ghost. 37:31.163 --> 37:33.163 Look! Here's uncle's ghost. Happy? 37:33.323 --> 37:34.123 Sir, 37:34.243 --> 37:35.323 my humble request is, 37:35.443 --> 37:37.123 since you have already made a memorial here, 37:37.243 --> 37:39.271 let this motorbike stay here too. 37:39.683 --> 37:40.618 How does it matter? 37:46.803 --> 37:48.322 - Hey Manfool! - Yes sir? 37:48.323 --> 37:53.443 Remove everything except the motorbike. Quickly. 37:53.563 --> 37:54.123 Yes sir. 37:54.243 --> 37:55.043 Badri! 37:55.163 --> 37:55.563 Yes! 37:55.683 --> 38:00.803 Remove everything except the motorbike. Quickly! 38:00.923 --> 38:02.203 Yes, copy! 38:07.923 --> 38:10.883 Don't just stand there. Lend a hand. C'mon. 38:21.563 --> 38:24.263 Are flowers going to grow out of this? Throw it away. 38:24.923 --> 38:27.563 "Om" is written on this stone. How can I throw it away? 38:27.683 --> 38:28.643 What? 38:29.363 --> 38:31.043 - Show me! - Yeah, see. 38:38.923 --> 38:42.683 Oh! It is a miracle. 38:42.803 --> 38:46.432 This is a sign from God that our Thakur himself has become a saint in heaven. 38:48.563 --> 38:49.322 What? 38:49.323 --> 38:52.444 Meaning what? Haven't you heard about Dungri village's saint Bhagirathji? 38:54.003 --> 38:56.363 Yeah, but how is this related to that? 38:56.483 --> 38:57.803 There is indeed a relation. 38:57.923 --> 39:00.643 Saint Bhagirathji was our senator's grandson. 39:00.763 --> 39:04.043 The senator had some personal rivalries just like Kill Bill. 39:04.163 --> 39:09.403 And in midst of this, instead of him, his grandson Bhagirathji got shot. 39:09.803 --> 39:12.028 He died a gruesome death. 39:12.469 --> 39:14.382 Exactly like our Thakur. 39:15.803 --> 39:17.683 Groovy! Then what? 39:17.803 --> 39:21.443 Saint Bhagirathji started coming in his family's dreams every night. 39:21.563 --> 39:24.563 During the rains, there was dampness on one of the walls 39:24.683 --> 39:27.763 and people saw a swastika in that dampness. 39:27.883 --> 39:31.643 Seeing that, the high priest was called 39:31.803 --> 39:36.003 to explain the mystery of the swastika on the wall. 39:36.123 --> 39:40.923 He saw it and said that Bhagirathji had become a messenger of God. 39:41.243 --> 39:44.123 And now it is absolutely necessary to make a temple in his name. 39:44.243 --> 39:47.443 Have you gone crazy priest? What temple? 39:47.803 --> 39:49.803 Aren't there enough gods and goddesses in this country already? 39:49.923 --> 39:51.443 The stone must have fallen from a moving tractor 39:51.563 --> 39:52.803 and someone must have put it here. 39:52.923 --> 39:54.563 - What? - Wow son! 39:54.683 --> 39:57.283 Fell out of a moving car huh and someone put it there. 39:57.403 --> 40:00.443 Then, you also mean that someone left Thakur's motorbike here as well? 40:00.563 --> 40:03.043 What are you talking about Manfool sir? Think before you speak. 40:03.163 --> 40:04.803 - What? - Are you drunk already? 40:04.923 --> 40:06.163 Saying whatever nonsense is coming to your mind huh! 40:06.283 --> 40:08.723 Wait a minute. Calm down. 40:11.216 --> 40:11.979 What is your name? 40:12.282 --> 40:12.692 Pyare. 40:13.363 --> 40:15.358 - Pyare what? - Pyare Lal! 40:16.403 --> 40:19.003 Oh! You are Pyare Lal. 40:21.123 --> 40:23.479 I have heard you are on night duty here. 40:24.243 --> 40:26.523 You're unaware of what goes under you? 40:27.163 --> 40:30.283 Maybe you didn't do your duty responsibly. Right? 40:31.003 --> 40:33.923 Or you think we are all bitches here? 40:34.803 --> 40:36.683 - You are the only wise ass here huh! - Sir! Sir! 40:36.803 --> 40:37.963 I apologize on his behalf. 40:38.083 --> 40:40.243 Apologize my ass. He is trying to be a wise ass. 40:40.363 --> 40:43.043 Sir! Sir! His life is already a mess. 40:43.248 --> 40:44.247 You don't worry about him. 40:44.248 --> 40:46.763 I'll handle him. Come here. 40:46.883 --> 40:47.803 Get out! 40:47.923 --> 40:50.883 Sir, why bother with kids? 40:51.643 --> 40:53.563 God sends signs this way only 40:53.683 --> 40:56.563 and it is our job to understand these signs. 40:56.683 --> 40:57.763 Right sir? 40:58.163 --> 41:00.643 You are absolutely right priest. 41:01.003 --> 41:03.843 That is why I am standing in this heat. 41:04.643 --> 41:06.443 I only have two jobs. 41:06.563 --> 41:10.003 One is to have faith in God. The second is to serve the public. 41:10.683 --> 41:11.883 Now, 41:12.123 --> 41:14.563 if today's kids don't understand these things, 41:14.683 --> 41:17.243 then let these idiots burn in hell. 41:17.523 --> 41:21.643 Now, God himself isn't going to come and ask us to build a temple here. 41:22.523 --> 41:25.043 Now, you only tell us priest, what should we do next? 41:25.163 --> 41:28.563 Let's go see the high priest. 41:28.683 --> 41:31.043 We will do exactly what he tells us to do. 41:31.163 --> 41:33.083 - Quickly, let's go. I don't have much time. - Ok sir. 41:35.483 --> 41:38.603 Okay people! May God bless you! 41:45.883 --> 41:52.803 (Religious chanting) 41:58.203 --> 41:58.935 Listen carefully! 42:00.976 --> 42:01.979 Constructing a temple, 42:02.882 --> 42:03.677 praying, 42:05.141 --> 42:05.946 these are very honorable things to do. 42:07.575 --> 42:08.629 But before all that 42:09.469 --> 42:10.649 Can you answer my question? 42:11.349 --> 42:12.195 We'll try our best high priest. 42:13.776 --> 42:14.431 As we all know, 42:15.083 --> 42:19.563 today, man has progressed in all fields imaginable. 42:24.375 --> 42:25.062 Agreed? 42:26.303 --> 42:27.088 Trains 42:27.689 --> 42:28.569 airplanes 42:28.883 --> 42:29.622 computers 42:31.029 --> 42:31.565 WhatsApp? 42:33.123 --> 42:34.643 What I am trying to say is 42:34.763 --> 42:36.343 distances have reduced. 42:37.683 --> 42:38.843 Fascinating 42:39.203 --> 42:40.771 We don't have to go anywhere 42:42.576 --> 42:43.963 to pay our respects to gods. 42:44.703 --> 42:46.082 We can do all that from the comforts of our home. 42:50.563 --> 42:53.180 But somehow God still isn't listening to us. 42:53.763 --> 42:56.668 People's faith is increasing by the day in billions 42:57.643 --> 43:01.023 and everyone is seeking God's blessings. 43:02.556 --> 43:03.264 But God 43:05.143 --> 43:06.545 still isn't listening. 43:12.282 --> 43:13.300 Can anyone tell me 43:17.263 --> 43:18.119 why isn't he listening? 43:21.529 --> 43:22.078 Well! 43:23.569 --> 43:24.713 How much sweet can God eat? 43:27.843 --> 43:28.863 Holi, Diwali 43:29.923 --> 43:30.877 festivals and marriages 43:32.283 --> 43:34.243 only sweets are offered to him. 43:45.923 --> 43:47.363 What was I saying? 43:48.363 --> 43:50.123 How much sweet can God eat? 43:56.596 --> 43:57.394 See, the thing is 43:57.736 --> 43:58.794 Holi, Diwali, 43:59.323 --> 44:06.363 day and night, festivals and weddings, only sweets and nothing else. 44:07.803 --> 44:09.723 How much sweet can God eat? 44:10.923 --> 44:13.563 He is bored and tired. 44:14.829 --> 44:15.962 That is why he is angry. 44:18.522 --> 44:19.331 But fortunately, 44:20.676 --> 44:22.880 our Thakur has become God's messenger 44:24.683 --> 44:28.843 and such an opportunity only comes once in centuries. 44:31.949 --> 44:32.548 So, 44:33.363 --> 44:36.643 to send your wishes to God blazing fast, 44:38.076 --> 44:40.170 Offer Thakur Sa his favorite things. 44:43.409 --> 44:44.414 Now, can anyone tell me 44:46.203 --> 44:48.363 what were his favorite things? 44:55.283 --> 44:59.043 High priest, Thakur was my childhood friend. 44:59.283 --> 45:01.323 We grew up together. 45:01.523 --> 45:03.643 He was a very happy-go-lucky type 45:03.763 --> 45:05.003 and as far as I know, 45:05.123 --> 45:08.243 his favorite things were cigarettes and alcohol. 45:10.429 --> 45:11.865 Oh! Sorted then, offer alcohol 45:12.963 --> 45:15.363 and then, see how your wishes start coming true. 45:17.683 --> 45:21.043 Alcohol? Hearing it for the first time. 45:23.443 --> 45:25.923 Wait! Calm down! 45:29.883 --> 45:31.763 High priest! Alcohol? 45:32.322 --> 45:32.946 Look 45:33.603 --> 45:35.523 God works in mysterious ways. 45:37.895 --> 45:39.359 When I am still learning to understand his ways, 45:40.523 --> 45:41.243 how can you expect to understand him so easily? 45:42.962 --> 45:43.997 Now, don't think too much. 45:45.289 --> 45:46.344 Just do what is commanded by the gods. 45:50.443 --> 45:52.923 Everyone, praise our lord Thakur Sa! 45:53.083 --> 45:53.803 Jai Ho! 45:53.923 --> 45:55.723 Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! 45:55.843 --> 45:56.723 Jai Ho! 45:56.843 --> 45:58.443 Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! 45:58.843 --> 45:59.643 Jai Ho! 45:59.763 --> 46:01.403 Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! 46:02.083 --> 46:02.843 Jai Ho! 46:02.963 --> 46:04.963 Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! 46:05.123 --> 46:05.763 Jai Ho! 46:05.883 --> 46:07.923 Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! 46:08.323 --> 46:09.043 Jai Ho! 46:09.163 --> 46:11.483 Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! 46:11.603 --> 46:12.323 Jai Ho! 46:12.443 --> 46:14.483 Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! 46:14.603 --> 46:15.243 Jai Ho! 46:15.363 --> 46:17.323 Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! 46:17.443 --> 46:18.323 Jai Ho! 52:13.043 --> 52:15.707 DONATION BOX 52:35.083 --> 52:37.283 Everyone, repeat after me Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! 52:37.403 --> 52:38.243 Jai Ho! 52:38.363 --> 52:39.723 Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! 52:39.843 --> 52:40.483 Jai Ho! 52:40.603 --> 52:41.683 Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! 52:41.803 --> 52:42.683 Jai Ho! 53:32.523 --> 53:33.963 Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! 53:34.083 --> 53:34.923 Jai Ho! 53:35.563 --> 53:36.723 Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! 53:36.843 --> 53:37.603 Jai Ho! 53:37.723 --> 53:39.342 Bro! Please come! 54:26.643 --> 54:28.283 Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! 54:28.403 --> 54:29.011 Jai Ho! 54:37.723 --> 54:39.363 He's here! He's here! 54:52.563 --> 54:54.203 Praise the high priest! 54:54.323 --> 54:55.843 Long live the high priest! 54:55.963 --> 54:57.483 Praise the high priest! 55:26.243 --> 55:29.603 Praise the high priest! 55:29.723 --> 55:31.603 Long live the high priest. 56:03.603 --> 56:05.123 Praise the high priest! 56:08.083 --> 56:08.924 Listen everyone. 56:09.603 --> 56:10.957 These are Thakur Sa's colors. 56:12.403 --> 56:13.603 Bring blue and pink colors into your life, 56:14.643 --> 56:16.289 happiness and success will follow. 56:17.403 --> 56:19.883 Now, say with me. Praise to our lord Thakur Sa. 56:20.523 --> 56:25.403 Everyone say it together, Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! 56:25.603 --> 56:26.763 Jai Ho! 56:26.963 --> 56:32.483 Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! Jai Ho! 56:32.723 --> 56:38.123 Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! Jai Ho! 57:03.323 --> 57:05.283 Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! 57:23.443 --> 57:25.323 - Greetings, holy priest. - Hello 57:25.443 --> 57:27.323 - Bless me - God bless you 57:27.883 --> 57:30.083 I have tried my luck in 3-4 businesses, 57:30.203 --> 57:32.763 but all have failed miserably. 57:33.923 --> 57:36.723 No profits. No returns. 57:37.363 --> 57:40.243 I am now starting a new one. 57:40.763 --> 57:44.883 Please see my horoscope and tell me what my stars are predicting. 57:46.683 --> 57:48.083 Leave all horoscopes aside. 57:48.203 --> 57:50.443 Just add Thakur Sa's name to your business 57:50.803 --> 57:54.563 and see how your business booms overnight. 57:54.683 --> 57:56.803 Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! 58:00.963 --> 58:04.643 THAKUR SA CONSTRUCTION COMPANY - Yes! This looks perfect. 58:14.963 --> 58:17.083 Praise to our lord Thakur Sa. 58:18.483 --> 58:20.963 Priest my man, it's a miracle. 58:21.323 --> 58:25.443 My business has boomed with Thakur Sa's blessings. 58:25.803 --> 58:30.163 My business has boomed with Thakur Sa's blessings. 58:30.683 --> 58:34.043 Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! Jai Ho! 58:34.163 --> 58:37.763 Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! Jai Ho! 58:38.003 --> 58:42.403 Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! Jai Ho! 58:43.403 --> 58:44.083 THAKUR SA FABRICS STORE 58:44.203 --> 58:44.963 THAKUR SA FASHION STORE 58:50.123 --> 58:52.083 THAKUR SA UTENSILS 58:59.603 --> 59:00.203 THAKUR SA ELECTRICALS 59:00.323 --> 59:01.003 THAKUR SA MEDICALS 59:01.123 --> 59:01.723 THAKUR SA TAILORS 59:01.843 --> 59:03.123 THAKUR SA BOOK STORE 59:03.243 --> 59:03.923 THAKUR SA PHOTO STUDIO 59:04.043 --> 59:04.643 THAKUR SA HAIRDRESSER 59:04.803 --> 59:05.163 THAKUR SA MOBILE SHOP 59:05.283 --> 59:05.603 THAKUR SA FASHION HUB 59:05.723 --> 59:06.243 THAKUR SA SWEETS 59:06.363 --> 59:07.563 THAKUR SA TYRES THAKUR SA MEDICAL AND GENERAL STORE 59:19.043 --> 59:20.403 THAKUR SA ELECTRONICS 59:20.763 --> 59:22.123 THAKUR SA MEAT SHOP 59:47.283 --> 59:49.323 Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! Jai Ho! 01:00:34.203 --> 01:00:35.323 Hello my dear viewers! 01:00:35.443 --> 01:00:38.683 Welcome to today's special episode of- 01:00:38.803 --> 01:00:40.803 Believe it or don't believe it! 01:00:40.923 --> 01:00:45.243 Today, we will take you to a bizarre temple 01:00:45.523 --> 01:00:49.043 where no god or goddess is worshipped 01:00:49.163 --> 01:00:50.963 but people pray to a motorbike. 01:00:51.083 --> 01:00:53.523 Yes! You heard it right! 01:00:53.643 --> 01:00:55.763 People seek blessings from a motorbike here. 01:00:55.963 --> 01:00:58.643 That moves on its own without a rider once the sun sets. 01:00:58.883 --> 01:01:04.123 Yes, believe it or not, it starts and comes to this spot 01:01:04.243 --> 01:01:08.843 where its owner Thakur Lal met his gruesome death. 01:01:08.963 --> 01:01:09.803 People say that 01:01:09.923 --> 01:01:15.403 no chains or prison walls were able to keep this motorbike locked. 01:01:15.523 --> 01:01:17.882 What is the motorbike's secret? 01:01:17.883 --> 01:01:20.723 Why is it making everyone's wishes come true? 01:01:20.843 --> 01:01:24.123 Is it really possible to believe in such things in the 21st century? 01:01:24.243 --> 01:01:27.123 This is mere superstition or is it a symbol of people's faith? 01:01:27.243 --> 01:01:31.843 C'mon! Let's hear Thakur Sa's story from his believers' blessed mouths. 01:01:31.963 --> 01:01:33.683 Sir, a minute? Please! 01:01:35.083 --> 01:01:37.963 Can you tell our viewers where are you taking this whiskey bottle? 01:01:38.083 --> 01:01:40.603 I am taking this single malt for Thakur Sa. 01:01:40.723 --> 01:01:42.843 I was unable to find a bride 01:01:42.963 --> 01:01:44.643 so, I came to seek blessings from Thakur Sa. 01:01:44.763 --> 01:01:45.843 Lo and behold, I got married and 01:01:45.963 --> 01:01:47.683 I found an extremely foxy wife. 01:01:47.803 --> 01:01:49.963 So, I have come to thank Thakur Sa. 01:01:50.083 --> 01:01:51.723 Praise to our lord Thakur Sa. 01:01:51.843 --> 01:01:52.843 Thank you, sir. 01:01:53.043 --> 01:01:56.443 Let's go talk to more people about Thakur Sa. 01:01:56.883 --> 01:01:58.843 Yeah, so you were saying that 01:01:58.963 --> 01:02:02.003 you were with Thakur Sa when he passed away? 01:02:02.123 --> 01:02:04.323 Yes, he was with me only. 01:02:04.483 --> 01:02:07.323 We were coming back from the goddesses' temple in the evening. 01:02:07.443 --> 01:02:10.203 While dropping me home he asked, 01:02:10.323 --> 01:02:13.562 "Will people remember me if I am gone?" 01:02:13.563 --> 01:02:16.483 and now see, he is so famous. 01:02:17.043 --> 01:02:21.083 He is easing everyone's pain and suffering. He has become an angel. 01:02:21.323 --> 01:02:22.963 Thank you, sir. 01:02:23.603 --> 01:02:24.483 Viewers, 01:02:24.603 --> 01:02:27.163 I am standing in the very same police station 01:02:27.443 --> 01:02:29.963 where Thakur Lal's motorbike 01:02:30.083 --> 01:02:33.283 was brought in after the accident. 01:02:33.483 --> 01:02:39.603 Let me show you the exact spot from where it disappeared for the first time. 01:02:39.843 --> 01:02:42.483 Look closely, this is the spot. 01:02:43.363 --> 01:02:47.363 Now, let's go meet the policemen. Follow me! 01:02:47.523 --> 01:02:50.882 We are here to talk with few policemen 01:02:50.883 --> 01:02:57.003 who have seen Thakur Sa's motorbike move on its own without a rider. 01:02:57.123 --> 01:02:58.923 Let's see what they have to say. 01:03:00.323 --> 01:03:02.403 Sir, what are your thoughts? 01:03:02.723 --> 01:03:05.363 Do you also believe that Thakur Sa's motorbike was 01:03:05.483 --> 01:03:08.843 wandering on its own without any rider? 01:03:10.723 --> 01:03:12.083 Yes absolutely, 01:03:12.363 --> 01:03:14.683 there is no doubt in that. 01:03:14.963 --> 01:03:18.923 Sir! There were no footprints near the spot 01:03:19.043 --> 01:03:20.843 where it was parked. 01:03:21.923 --> 01:03:23.843 Then, who rode it? 01:03:23.963 --> 01:03:25.123 There is more, 01:03:25.243 --> 01:03:28.603 the motorbike disappeared from the prison without any locks being broken. 01:03:28.843 --> 01:03:31.963 Now, is that a miracle or what? 01:03:32.483 --> 01:03:33.603 Thank you, sir. 01:03:34.083 --> 01:03:37.003 Officer, we have come to know from our special sources that 01:03:37.123 --> 01:03:39.243 you were on night duty 01:03:39.363 --> 01:03:40.763 when this miracle happened. 01:03:40.883 --> 01:03:44.403 Did you witness this miracle with your own two eyes? 01:03:44.923 --> 01:03:47.283 Would you like to comment? 01:03:55.363 --> 01:03:57.923 Let him go. I'll tell you the truth. 01:03:58.603 --> 01:04:00.963 When Thakur Sa was born, 01:04:02.003 --> 01:04:06.163 his grandmother got his horoscope made. 01:04:06.843 --> 01:04:09.043 Seeing that, the priest said that 01:04:09.163 --> 01:04:12.163 he'll be a miraculous child. 01:04:13.323 --> 01:04:16.163 So, she named him Thakur only. 01:04:17.043 --> 01:04:18.043 As you can see now, 01:04:18.163 --> 01:04:22.683 everyone is chanting his name in all directions. 01:04:22.923 --> 01:04:24.763 Are you also a part of this cult? 01:04:25.003 --> 01:04:25.923 Yes, indeed. 01:04:26.323 --> 01:04:29.203 After retirement, I devoted my life to 01:04:29.323 --> 01:04:31.643 serve at Thakur Sa's feet. 01:04:32.083 --> 01:04:36.683 See, I am getting goose bumps just by talking about him. 01:04:37.283 --> 01:04:38.283 Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! 01:04:47.483 --> 01:04:49.883 What is the secret behind Thakur Sa's motorbike? 01:04:50.003 --> 01:04:51.403 No one knows but 01:04:51.523 --> 01:04:55.083 faith is rapidly growing day by day. 01:04:55.403 --> 01:04:57.163 Believers also say that the 01:04:57.283 --> 01:05:02.403 motorbike's headlights turn on to bless the lucky few. 01:05:03.683 --> 01:05:09.483 That is why they say there is a very thin line between faith and superstition. 01:05:09.723 --> 01:05:13.523 We end our episode on this note. 01:05:13.763 --> 01:05:17.763 I am Rajeev, with cameraman Aditya. Goodbye. 01:05:18.243 --> 01:05:20.843 Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! Jai Ho! 01:05:21.123 --> 01:05:24.003 Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! Jai Ho! 01:06:48.003 --> 01:06:49.363 Good morning, Your Highness! 01:07:35.363 --> 01:07:39.163 Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! Jai Ho! 01:07:39.283 --> 01:07:43.443 Long live the king! Jai Ho! 01:07:43.563 --> 01:07:47.443 Long live the king! Jai Ho! 01:07:47.563 --> 01:07:50.243 Long live the king! Jai Ho! 01:08:45.683 --> 01:08:47.803 Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! Jai Ho! 01:09:52.443 --> 01:09:56.083 DRINKING ALCOHOL IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED HERE 01:10:00.723 --> 01:10:05.243 Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! Jai Ho! 01:10:05.363 --> 01:10:10.243 Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! Jai Ho! 01:10:23.123 --> 01:10:26.443 Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! Jai Ho! 01:10:26.683 --> 01:10:29.163 Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! Jai Ho! 01:10:42.603 --> 01:10:47.003 Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! Jai Ho! 01:10:53.723 --> 01:10:58.283 Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! Jai Ho! 01:12:12.083 --> 01:12:17.803 Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! 01:12:35.443 --> 01:12:37.723 Sister, please give me something in Thakur Sa's name. 01:12:39.283 --> 01:12:40.842 No, go away. I don't have any money. 01:12:40.843 --> 01:12:44.123 Thakur Sa will bless you with a baby if you give me money. 01:12:53.683 --> 01:12:55.363 Sir, please give me something. 01:12:55.803 --> 01:12:57.560 Asking a policeman for alms? I will give you a tight slap. 01:12:58.323 --> 01:12:58.853 Get lost! 01:13:01.042 --> 01:13:02.265 And you have nothing better to do huh? 01:13:04.163 --> 01:13:06.363 I am an idiot who takes you to the city all the time 01:13:06.963 --> 01:13:08.043 Why should I? 01:13:08.163 --> 01:13:09.803 A beggar's blessing will give you a baby, right? 01:13:11.123 --> 01:13:13.163 Doctors are doing nothing except jerking each other off. 01:13:13.483 --> 01:13:14.603 Let's go from here! 01:13:27.123 --> 01:13:29.523 WELCOME TO THAKUR SA'S FIRST HOLY MARCH 01:13:30.083 --> 01:13:33.843 Yo! Yo! DJ Razor is in the house. 01:13:34.803 --> 01:13:38.163 On the occasion of Thakur Sa's first holy march 01:13:39.043 --> 01:13:41.963 I request all my lovely devotees 01:13:42.363 --> 01:13:48.163 Please raise your hands and get drunk on Thakur Sa's worship. 01:14:01.523 --> 01:14:03.163 DJ Razor 01:14:05.883 --> 01:14:06.683 DJ Razor 01:14:06.803 --> 01:14:08.843 Come let's dance Let's be carefree 01:14:08.963 --> 01:14:11.283 Feel many colors of our lord Thakur Sa 01:14:11.403 --> 01:14:13.683 Come let's dance Let's be carefree 01:14:13.803 --> 01:14:15.963 Feel many colors of our lord Thakur Sa 01:14:16.083 --> 01:14:18.403 Your powers are eccentric! 01:14:18.523 --> 01:14:20.603 Your worship is beloved! 01:14:20.803 --> 01:14:25.443 Pink and blue is your holy ride. 01:14:25.563 --> 01:14:30.443 Your Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug 01:14:30.563 --> 01:14:35.123 - Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug - Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! 01:14:35.243 --> 01:14:40.203 - Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug - Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! 01:14:40.323 --> 01:14:44.763 - Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug - Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! 01:14:45.723 --> 01:14:50.843 At Thakur Sa's feet, everyone will get respect. 01:14:51.043 --> 01:14:53.123 Eat, drink and be merry, 01:14:53.243 --> 01:14:55.683 this only was Thakur Sa's message to us all. 01:15:15.403 --> 01:15:17.243 Come let's dance Let's be carefree 01:15:17.363 --> 01:15:19.523 Feel many colors of our lord Thakur Sa 01:15:19.643 --> 01:15:21.683 Come let's dance Let's be carefree 01:15:21.803 --> 01:15:23.843 Feel many colors of our lord Thakur Sa 01:15:23.963 --> 01:15:25.643 Dance my dear devotees! 01:15:34.083 --> 01:15:36.363 No work can be effective, 01:15:36.483 --> 01:15:38.723 when you aren't devoted. 01:15:38.843 --> 01:15:43.443 Bring Thakur Sa in your heart and be free of all the worldly pains. 01:15:43.563 --> 01:15:45.443 You ask for a car 01:15:45.563 --> 01:15:47.483 Ask for a girl 01:15:47.923 --> 01:15:49.883 Ask for a baby 01:15:50.163 --> 01:15:52.483 And dance like no one's watching. 01:15:52.643 --> 01:15:57.523 Car, girl, baby, house, gold and silver rings and bands, 01:15:57.643 --> 01:16:01.923 girlfriend, boyfriend, hotel and a 4 bed, or your very own dug dug moped. 01:16:02.043 --> 01:16:04.123 Come let's dance Let's be carefree 01:16:04.243 --> 01:16:06.603 Feel many colors of our lord Thakur Sa 01:16:06.723 --> 01:16:08.803 Come let's dance Let's be carefree 01:16:08.923 --> 01:16:11.123 Feel many colors of our lord Thakur Sa 01:16:11.483 --> 01:16:13.643 Come let's dance Let's be carefree 01:16:13.763 --> 01:16:15.803 Feel many colors of our lord Thakur Sa 01:16:16.123 --> 01:16:18.243 Come let's dance Let's be carefree 01:16:18.363 --> 01:16:20.723 Feel many colors of our lord Thakur Sa 01:16:21.083 --> 01:16:28.043 Your Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug 01:16:28.163 --> 01:16:35.083 Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug 01:16:35.323 --> 01:16:38.003 Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! Jai Ho! 01:16:53.483 --> 01:16:55.203 Hey! Look over there! 01:17:19.803 --> 01:17:21.323 What are you looking at? 01:17:21.443 --> 01:17:24.923 It is Thakur Sa's holy water. Let's drink it like it's nectar. 01:17:25.043 --> 01:17:26.523 Fuck off! Bitch! 01:17:30.483 --> 01:17:32.523 Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! 01:17:45.723 --> 01:17:50.683 Everything is going to be fine for my lover Is leaving for Thakur Sa's shrine! 01:18:01.283 --> 01:18:04.923 Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! Jai Ho! 01:18:15.963 --> 01:18:22.883 Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! Jai Ho! 01:18:33.763 --> 01:18:38.963 Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! Jai Ho! 01:18:39.243 --> 01:18:41.123 Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! Jai Ho! 01:20:45.323 --> 01:20:49.843 Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! Jai Ho! 01:20:50.163 --> 01:20:53.923 Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! Jai Ho! 01:21:03.363 --> 01:21:05.243 Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! Jai Ho! 01:21:37.683 --> 01:21:42.723 Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! Jai Ho! 01:21:51.403 --> 01:21:54.203 Say it with me, Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! Jai Ho! 01:23:50.403 --> 01:23:53.563 No more Badri, please. Enough! 01:23:53.683 --> 01:23:55.283 I am down 4-5 pegs already. 01:23:56.403 --> 01:23:58.963 Don't be a drunkard. We're on night duty. 01:23:59.563 --> 01:24:01.443 At least respect the uniform. 01:24:01.563 --> 01:24:05.523 Manfool sir! Stop whining. You are a funny man. 01:24:05.643 --> 01:24:07.523 Just shut the fuck up and drink. 01:24:07.643 --> 01:24:11.443 Anyway, this is your last night duty. 01:24:11.563 --> 01:24:15.403 After that, you are not going to give a rat's ass about us. 01:24:15.563 --> 01:24:17.043 So, for God's sake! 01:24:17.883 --> 01:24:18.541 Drink! 01:24:30.563 --> 01:24:31.443 Pyare! 01:24:33.123 --> 01:24:34.323 Pyare Lal! 01:24:36.283 --> 01:24:38.003 Why so serious? 01:24:43.803 --> 01:24:46.803 Why are you drinking like a loser? 01:24:48.403 --> 01:24:49.923 What's bothering you? 01:24:50.683 --> 01:24:52.403 Tell me! C'mon! 01:24:53.883 --> 01:24:56.403 Enough about me Manfool sir! 01:24:56.563 --> 01:24:58.163 You tell me 01:24:59.403 --> 01:25:01.763 You are finally retiring next week. 01:25:02.043 --> 01:25:04.123 What are your plans for the future? 01:25:04.563 --> 01:25:06.363 Become a farmer or what? 01:25:08.003 --> 01:25:11.683 Plans my ass. My life has been a fucking waste. 01:25:12.683 --> 01:25:14.003 In this life 01:25:14.243 --> 01:25:15.563 I have done 01:25:15.683 --> 01:25:17.283 jack fucking shit. 01:25:17.803 --> 01:25:20.003 What are you saying Manfool sir? 01:25:20.923 --> 01:25:24.043 You are famous in the whole community. 01:25:24.283 --> 01:25:26.163 You are a policeman for God's sake. 01:25:26.283 --> 01:25:27.283 Understood 01:25:27.403 --> 01:25:28.283 Here, light it. 01:25:29.043 --> 01:25:30.883 What policeman! 01:25:32.163 --> 01:25:33.403 No thanks! 01:25:33.723 --> 01:25:34.523 See 01:25:35.883 --> 01:25:38.563 The collector was from my community. 01:25:40.043 --> 01:25:42.883 He pulled some strings and got me a job here. 01:25:44.163 --> 01:25:45.883 My naive ass thought 01:25:47.883 --> 01:25:50.043 it's a quiet town. No one will ask questions. 01:25:51.003 --> 01:25:52.763 Will live a comfortable life 01:25:53.763 --> 01:25:55.243 and that's exactly what happened. 01:25:55.363 --> 01:25:57.483 Then, what the hell is your problem? 01:25:57.603 --> 01:25:59.803 People strive for such life. 01:25:59.923 --> 01:26:01.163 I agree! 01:26:04.283 --> 01:26:06.043 That is the real problem. 01:26:06.923 --> 01:26:08.923 I became a policeman, yes! 01:26:09.603 --> 01:26:12.123 But I have never acted like one. 01:26:12.283 --> 01:26:14.723 Spent all my life sitting inside the station. 01:26:27.243 --> 01:26:29.203 But what else was I supposed to do? 01:26:29.323 --> 01:26:30.803 Where was I at fault? 01:26:31.563 --> 01:26:33.323 Nothing ever happens here. 01:26:33.443 --> 01:26:35.003 No thefts, 01:26:35.603 --> 01:26:37.443 no robberies, 01:26:38.563 --> 01:26:41.683 no communal or civil riots, 01:26:44.003 --> 01:26:46.043 no one was ever murdered 01:26:47.643 --> 01:26:51.083 and not even a single boy has ever run away with a girl. 01:26:52.203 --> 01:26:52.994 Hang on 01:26:53.669 --> 01:26:54.501 That's it? 01:26:55.476 --> 01:26:57.056 So much worrying for such a petty thing? 01:26:57.996 --> 01:26:58.800 I'll do one thing. 01:26:59.429 --> 01:27:00.381 Listen very carefully. 01:27:02.063 --> 01:27:04.762 First thing tomorrow, I'll get friendly with a girl from another caste 01:27:05.563 --> 01:27:07.075 and then run away with her. 01:27:07.643 --> 01:27:09.683 Then, when her community people 01:27:09.843 --> 01:27:12.403 cut me into pieces and bury me in the ground, 01:27:12.523 --> 01:27:14.352 you can come and catch my killer! 01:27:15.563 --> 01:27:16.803 What say? Cool? 01:27:16.923 --> 01:27:19.203 That's not the point Badri. 01:27:20.203 --> 01:27:23.243 It is about doing something meaningful with life. 01:27:25.123 --> 01:27:27.443 When I was young, around your age, 01:27:28.203 --> 01:27:30.443 I was also filled with such rage and adrenaline. 01:27:31.883 --> 01:27:35.003 But that rush has gone cold because of this job. 01:27:38.443 --> 01:27:40.003 Downright cold. 01:27:40.963 --> 01:27:42.963 I have never caught a single thief 01:27:43.483 --> 01:27:46.683 or a pickpocket. Not even a dacoit. Nothing! 01:27:49.163 --> 01:27:51.923 What to do? Something has to happen for that. 01:27:53.923 --> 01:27:56.283 Now, take the neighboring village for example, 01:27:57.803 --> 01:27:59.683 Sometimes there's a ghost. 01:27:59.803 --> 01:28:01.563 Sometimes there's a witch. 01:28:03.523 --> 01:28:05.403 The most that has ever happened here 01:28:05.523 --> 01:28:07.483 was today when poor Thakur 01:28:08.283 --> 01:28:09.923 got run over by a truck. 01:28:11.323 --> 01:28:12.963 He was cut in half. 01:28:14.083 --> 01:28:16.243 It was an extremely horrific death. 01:28:17.563 --> 01:28:19.483 I couldn't even bear seeing it. 01:28:22.803 --> 01:28:26.643 God only knows what games he plays! 01:28:29.403 --> 01:28:31.683 Everything is his will. 01:28:31.803 --> 01:28:33.323 Everything... 01:28:33.683 --> 01:28:35.403 What the hell Manfool sir! 01:28:35.963 --> 01:28:38.083 Can't you feel the room? 01:28:39.203 --> 01:28:41.083 The weather is so pleasant. 01:28:41.203 --> 01:28:43.323 Look up, the stars are out. 01:28:44.683 --> 01:28:47.203 Just shut the fuck up and drink. 01:28:48.043 --> 01:28:49.163 Fuck you! 01:28:49.403 --> 01:28:51.443 You drink and die! Bitch! 01:28:52.163 --> 01:28:54.483 Made my life miserable by being friends with fools. 01:28:54.643 --> 01:28:56.323 I am off to sleep. 01:28:56.443 --> 01:28:57.483 Praise to Lord Rama. 01:29:00.443 --> 01:29:01.603 Good night! 01:29:21.643 --> 01:29:24.443 Damn! That old fart has gone nuts after getting drunk. 01:29:25.443 --> 01:29:27.283 Fucker messed with my head. 01:29:30.803 --> 01:29:33.283 And why are you sitting with such a long face dumbass? 01:29:33.483 --> 01:29:34.563 What happened? 01:29:34.883 --> 01:29:36.043 You know 01:29:37.243 --> 01:29:39.163 I have been married for 4 years, right! 01:29:39.763 --> 01:29:40.763 Yeah, so? 01:29:44.323 --> 01:29:46.123 Now, the whole family has started saying 01:29:46.963 --> 01:29:49.402 that it is time to give them a grandson. Hurry up! 01:29:49.403 --> 01:29:50.803 How can I give them a grandson instantly? 01:29:50.923 --> 01:29:52.203 Does he grow on a tree? 01:29:52.883 --> 01:29:54.243 I have tried everything. 01:29:54.963 --> 01:29:57.043 Every god damn month, I take my wife to the city hospital. 01:29:57.163 --> 01:29:58.603 Hospitals are shit expensive. 01:29:59.563 --> 01:30:02.243 And my father, he brought me in this world in just 10 bucks. 01:30:02.883 --> 01:30:04.963 - It is beyond me. - My God, enough!! 01:30:05.603 --> 01:30:06.563 Shut up! 01:30:06.723 --> 01:30:08.203 Just shut up! Quiet! 01:30:09.203 --> 01:30:12.803 I swear I am never going to drink with you guys again. 01:30:13.243 --> 01:30:15.763 You guys have fucked this night real hard. 01:30:16.643 --> 01:30:19.083 First that old fart bored me to death and now you. 01:30:19.483 --> 01:30:21.323 What is this cribbing about a grandson? 01:30:22.043 --> 01:30:22.842 Idiot 01:30:22.843 --> 01:30:24.483 At least you got married, didn't you? 01:30:24.843 --> 01:30:25.963 Look at me! 01:30:26.603 --> 01:30:29.763 Fucker! The girl I was in love with, her asshole father got her married to... 01:30:40.963 --> 01:30:44.243 You know everything right? 01:30:45.283 --> 01:30:47.043 It all happened in front of you only. 01:30:47.323 --> 01:30:49.603 Have you ever seen me sad? 01:30:49.963 --> 01:30:51.283 With a long face? 01:30:51.403 --> 01:30:52.523 No, right? 01:30:52.643 --> 01:30:53.563 Just... 01:30:54.203 --> 01:30:55.643 Just fuck this world 01:30:56.003 --> 01:30:57.843 Just fuck this world right in the ass! 01:31:07.043 --> 01:31:07.631 Now see, 01:31:09.043 --> 01:31:10.483 your problems... 01:31:11.443 --> 01:31:13.083 can only be solved by a miracle. 01:31:14.443 --> 01:31:15.523 But yeah, 01:31:16.323 --> 01:31:18.003 I do have a solution for 01:31:18.443 --> 01:31:19.763 the old man's cribbing. 01:31:20.043 --> 01:31:21.323 What do you mean? 01:31:22.123 --> 01:31:24.083 He was rambling on and on right, 01:31:24.243 --> 01:31:26.083 nothing ever happens here, 01:31:26.403 --> 01:31:28.563 there was a ghost in the nearby village. 01:31:29.043 --> 01:31:29.963 Yeah, so? 01:31:31.443 --> 01:31:33.283 He wants a ghost, right! 01:31:33.603 --> 01:31:35.603 Then we shall make our own ghost. 01:31:36.796 --> 01:31:37.303 Look over there. 01:31:58.363 --> 01:31:59.363 Finish your drink, 01:31:59.483 --> 01:32:00.963 pick up the bottle 01:32:01.283 --> 01:32:02.603 and just follow me quietly. 01:32:35.523 --> 01:32:38.763 What happened? What are you thinking? Come here quickly. 01:32:48.803 --> 01:32:49.963 Hurry up please! 01:32:50.083 --> 01:32:51.963 It is the right time to say the prayers. 01:32:52.123 --> 01:32:53.563 It will become crowded soon 01:32:53.683 --> 01:32:56.763 and we won't get to pay our respects nicely. 01:32:56.963 --> 01:32:57.686 Let's go quickly. 01:33:18.683 --> 01:33:19.883 Greetings. 01:36:03.163 --> 01:36:04.680 Hey, why are you standing there? 01:36:06.443 --> 01:36:07.630 Come here. 01:36:08.203 --> 01:36:09.963 I need to tell you something. 01:36:28.003 --> 01:36:30.003 Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! Jai Ho! 01:36:30.603 --> 01:36:31.523 Hmm 01:36:32.567 --> 01:36:34.087 Here, hold him first. 01:36:41.923 --> 01:36:44.163 I have hidden something from you. 01:36:46.363 --> 01:36:47.963 We got our child because of 01:36:48.083 --> 01:36:50.083 Thakur Sa's blessings only. 01:36:54.323 --> 01:36:57.563 I had asked Thakur Sa to bless us with a baby. 01:36:59.403 --> 01:37:01.203 I didn't tell you earlier because 01:37:01.323 --> 01:37:03.563 you're always hyper and super cranky. 01:37:05.803 --> 01:37:07.843 Everyone got tired of convincing you. 01:37:07.963 --> 01:37:09.723 You are the only one in this world 01:37:09.843 --> 01:37:13.283 who gets irritated just by Thakur Sa's name. 01:37:15.323 --> 01:37:18.203 But still my dear Thakur Sa has done what 01:37:18.323 --> 01:37:22.323 your doctors, homeopaths, and shamans couldn't. 01:37:23.683 --> 01:37:25.283 Praise to my lord Thakur Sa. 01:38:32.963 --> 01:38:38.443 Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! Jai Ho! 01:39:09.083 --> 01:39:10.763 Holy shit! 01:40:37.363 --> 01:40:38.628 Praise to our lord 01:40:42.403 --> 01:40:43.053 Thakur Sa!