Adios!
This life's unrest,
Burns every inch of my skin,
Don't you go looking for a cure,
For this malady is the aid to my sins.
In the ashes of these cosmos,
I have been seeking the elixir,
But the light only knows,
Where the darkness is hiding.
Just stop searching, Don't go wasting your time,
Just stop searching,
Don't go wasting your time,
Only those reach their destination,
Who have lost themselves in the lines.
Time is pacing Or is it you who's drifting?
Everyone's drowning somewhere,
Then, why are you still in your senses!
Is this reality or is it all but a dream,
Is it the inferno or just an oasis!
Why are you searching far and wide?
The answer to the question is the question only.
Hey asshole! You wanna die or what?
Fuck you!
Hey!
Fuck!
- Move! Move! Get back! Get back! - Ready! Ready!
Get back idiot!
It's a bloodbath, not your sister's wedding.
God only knows what games he plays!
Everything is his will.
Everything...
What the hell Manfool sir!
Can't you feel the room?
The weather is so pleasant.
Look up, the stars are out.
Just shut the fuck up and drink.
Fuck you!
You drink and die! Bitch!
Made my life miserable by being friends with fools.
I am off to sleep.
Praise to Lord Rama.
Good night!
Damn! That old fart has gone nuts after getting drunk.
Fucker messed with my head.
And why are you sitting with such a long face dumbass?
What happened?
You know
I have been married for 4 years, right!
Yeah, so?
Now, the whole family has started saying
that it is time to give them a grandson. Hurry up!
How can I give them a grandson instantly?
Does he grow on a tree?
I have tried everything.
Every goddamn month, I take my wife to the city hospital.
Hospitals are shit expensive.
And my father, he brought me in this world in just 10 bucks.
- It is beyond me. - My God, enough!
Shut up!
Just shut up! Quiet!
I swear I am never going to drink with you guys again.
You guys have fucked this night real hard.
(Religious chants)
What?
Hmm!
Fucking morons!
Find it!
Praise to Lord Rama.
Adios!
Yeah! Yeah!
Manfool sir! Just cannot understand this!
We emptied out the petrol,
locked it even.
This motorbike is here again.
Manfool sir!
Where are you lost? What are you thinking?
Pyare?
What do you think?
- What the hell? Move back! - Shoo! Shoo!
Come in, sir!
Commissioner sir is coming to the station today. Be prepared.
Smile, please!
Ready!
Ok! I'll take your leave now. Have a meeting to attend.
- Ok sir! - Let's bounce.
- Good day! - To you too!
C'mon guys, pick it up.
Every morning, I go there only to relax and graze my goats.
Yesterday, my knees were hurting.
So, I slept there under a bush.
Thakur came in my dream
and screamed
"My soul is standing at the gates of heaven,
but the doors are locked."
Thakur is scared
of being thrown into hell.
That's why
I am requesting you lovely people
that we should say prayers and make a memorial on that spot.
Or else his soul will keep wandering restlessly for eternity.
This old fart is absolutely right.
One crook was telling me the other day
that he witnessed the motorbike running without a rider.
What are you saying you idiot?
For God's sake, use your tiny brain before speaking.
Stop having weed and opium for breakfast.
You think we are all dumb fucks like you!
Yes, my lord!
The policeman is absolutely right!
I go to the same spot to take a dump
where this old fart goes to graze his goats.
Yesterday, I was taking a dump on the hilltop.
Oh yeah?
I heard a motorbike coming from a distance
and I saw the motorbike running without a rider
and stop at the same spot.
Okay then! Start with the rituals.
(Priest chanting religious prayers)
Now, we will pray for Thakur's soul.
May his soul rest in peace.
Oh lord, please bless his soul and may he rest in peace.
Move! Move!
Why don't you come to my office tomorrow? We will chat then.
Priest! What the hell is going on?
We have done all the rituals and everything else.
Even then, the motorbike is here again.
What is this groovy mystery?
I haven't got a clue but there have been no mistakes on my part.
Listen! We have given you whatever you wanted
plus the money you asked for.
Then, what is this mystery? It's beyond me!
Now, God only knows what's going on in his head.
Right?
Yo?
Where are you going? Stand here.
I am Girdhari Lal,
Thakur's cousin.
I have come to request you on behalf of our family
that if Thakur's motorbike wants to stay here, then let it be.
What difference would it make?
None of us have slept peacefully since Thakur's death
and now these shenanigans.
On top of this,
Thakur's grandmother sees him in her dreams every night
and he asks for his favorite things.
And this kid,
keeps asking to see his uncle's ghost.
Look! Here's uncle's ghost. Happy?
Sir,
my humble request is,
since you have already made a memorial here,
let this motorbike stay here too.
How does it matter?
- Hey Manfool! - Yes sir?
Remove everything except the motorbike. Quickly.
Yes sir.
Badri!
Yes!
Remove everything except the motorbike. Quickly!
Yes, copy!
Don't just stand there. Lend a hand. C'mon.
Are flowers going to grow out of this? Throw it away.
"Om" is written on this stone. How can I throw it away?
What?
- Show me! - Yeah, see.
Oh! It is a miracle.
This is a sign from God that our Thakur himself has become a saint in heaven.
What?
Meaning what? Haven't you heard about Dungri village's saint Bhagirathji?
Yeah, but how is this related to that?
There is indeed a relation.
Saint Bhagirathji was our senator's grandson.
The senator had some personal rivalries just like Kill Bill.
And in midst of this, instead of him, his grandson Bhagirathji got shot.
He died a gruesome death.
Exactly like our Thakur.
Groovy! Then what?
Saint Bhagirathji started coming in his family's dreams every night.
During the rains, there was dampness on one of the walls
and people saw a swastika in that dampness.
Seeing that, the high priest was called
to explain the mystery of the swastika on the wall.
He saw it and said that Bhagirathji had become a messenger of God.
And now it is absolutely necessary to make a temple in his name.
Have you gone crazy priest? What temple?
Aren't there enough gods and goddesses in this country already?
The stone must have fallen from a moving tractor
and someone must have put it here.
- What? - Wow son!
Fell out of a moving car huh and someone put it there.
Then, you also mean that someone left Thakur's motorbike here as well?
What are you talking about Manfool sir? Think before you speak.
- What? - Are you drunk already?
Saying whatever nonsense is coming to your mind huh!
Wait a minute. Calm down.
What is your name?
Pyare.
- Pyare what? - Pyare Lal!
Oh! You are Pyare Lal.
I have heard you are on night duty here.
You're unaware of what goes under you?
Maybe you didn't do your duty responsibly. Right?
Or you think we are all bitches here?
- You are the only wise ass here huh! - Sir! Sir!
I apologize on his behalf.
Apologize my ass. He is trying to be a wise ass.
Sir! Sir! His life is already a mess.
You don't worry about him.
I'll handle him. Come here.
Get out!
Sir, why bother with kids?
God sends signs this way only
and it is our job to understand these signs.
Right sir?
You are absolutely right priest.
That is why I am standing in this heat.
I only have two jobs.
One is to have faith in God. The second is to serve the public.
Now,
if today's kids don't understand these things,
then let these idiots burn in hell.
Now, God himself isn't going to come and ask us to build a temple here.
Now, you only tell us priest, what should we do next?
Let's go see the high priest.
We will do exactly what he tells us to do.
- Quickly, let's go. I don't have much time. - Ok sir.
Okay people! May God bless you!
(Religious chanting)
Listen carefully!
Constructing a temple,
praying,
these are very honorable things to do.
But before all that
Can you answer my question?
We'll try our best high priest.
As we all know,
today, man has progressed in all fields imaginable.
Agreed?
Trains
airplanes
computers
WhatsApp?
What I am trying to say is
distances have reduced.
Fascinating
We don't have to go anywhere
to pay our respects to gods.
We can do all that from the comforts of our home.
But somehow God still isn't listening to us.
People's faith is increasing by the day in billions
and everyone is seeking God's blessings.
But God
still isn't listening.
Can anyone tell me
why isn't he listening?
Well!
How much sweet can God eat?
Holi, Diwali
festivals and marriages
only sweets are offered to him.
What was I saying?
How much sweet can God eat?
See, the thing is
Holi, Diwali,
day and night, festivals and weddings, only sweets and nothing else.
How much sweet can God eat?
He is bored and tired.
That is why he is angry.
But fortunately,
our Thakur has become God's messenger
and such an opportunity only comes once in centuries.
So,
to send your wishes to God blazing fast,
Offer Thakur Sa his favorite things.
Now, can anyone tell me
what were his favorite things?
High priest, Thakur was my childhood friend.
We grew up together.
He was a very happy-go-lucky type
and as far as I know,
his favorite things were cigarettes and alcohol.
Oh! Sorted then, offer alcohol
and then, see how your wishes start coming true.
Alcohol? Hearing it for the first time.
Wait! Calm down!
High priest! Alcohol?
Look
God works in mysterious ways.
When I am still learning to understand his ways,
how can you expect to understand him so easily?
Now, don't think too much.
Just do what is commanded by the gods.
Everyone, praise our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
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Everyone, repeat after me Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
Bro! Please come!
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
He's here! He's here!
Praise the high priest!
Long live the high priest!
Praise the high priest!
Long live the high priest.
Praise the high priest!
Listen everyone.
These are Thakur Sa's colors.
Bring blue and pink colors into your life,
happiness and success will follow.
Now, say with me. Praise to our lord Thakur Sa.
Everyone say it together, Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Jai Ho!
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! Jai Ho!
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
- Greetings, holy priest. - Hello
- Bless me - God bless you
I have tried my luck in 3-4 businesses,
but all have failed miserably.
No profits. No returns.
I am now starting a new one.
Please see my horoscope and tell me what my stars are predicting.
Leave all horoscopes aside.
Just add Thakur Sa's name to your business
and see how your business booms overnight.
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
THAKUR SA CONSTRUCTION COMPANY - Yes! This looks perfect.
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa.
Priest my man, it's a miracle.
My business has boomed with Thakur Sa's blessings.
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! Jai Ho!
THAKUR SA FABRICS STORE
THAKUR SA FASHION STORE
THAKUR SA UTENSILS
THAKUR SA ELECTRICALS
THAKUR SA MEDICALS
THAKUR SA TAILORS
THAKUR SA BOOK STORE
THAKUR SA PHOTO STUDIO
THAKUR SA HAIRDRESSER
THAKUR SA MOBILE SHOP
THAKUR SA FASHION HUB
THAKUR SA SWEETS
THAKUR SA TYRES THAKUR SA MEDICAL AND GENERAL STORE
THAKUR SA ELECTRONICS
THAKUR SA MEAT SHOP
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! Jai Ho!
Hello my dear viewers!
Welcome to today's special episode of-
Believe it or don't believe it!
Today, we will take you to a bizarre temple
where no god or goddess is worshipped
but people pray to a motorbike.
Yes! You heard it right!
People seek blessings from a motorbike here.
That moves on its own without a rider once the sun sets.
Yes, believe it or not, it starts and comes to this spot
where its owner Thakur Lal met his gruesome death.
People say that
no chains or prison walls were able to keep this motorbike locked.
What is the motorbike's secret?
Why is it making everyone's wishes come true?
Is it really possible to believe in such things in the 21st century?
This is mere superstition or is it a symbol of people's faith?
C'mon! Let's hear Thakur Sa's story from his believers' blessed mouths.
Sir, a minute? Please!
Can you tell our viewers where are you taking this whiskey bottle?
I am taking this single malt for Thakur Sa.
I was unable to find a bride
so, I came to seek blessings from Thakur Sa.
Lo and behold, I got married and
I found an extremely foxy wife.
So, I have come to thank Thakur Sa.
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa.
Thank you, sir.
Let's go talk to more people about Thakur Sa.
Yeah, so you were saying that
you were with Thakur Sa when he passed away?
Yes, he was with me only.
We were coming back from the goddesses' temple in the evening.
While dropping me home he asked,
"Will people remember me if I am gone?"
and now see, he is so famous.
He is easing everyone's pain and suffering. He has become an angel.
Thank you, sir.
Viewers,
I am standing in the very same police station
where Thakur Lal's motorbike
was brought in after the accident.
Let me show you the exact spot from where it disappeared for the first time.
Look closely, this is the spot.
Now, let's go meet the policemen. Follow me!
We are here to talk with few policemen
who have seen Thakur Sa's motorbike move on its own without a rider.
Let's see what they have to say.
Sir, what are your thoughts?
Do you also believe that Thakur Sa's motorbike was
wandering on its own without any rider?
Yes absolutely,
there is no doubt in that.
Sir! There were no footprints near the spot
where it was parked.
Then, who rode it?
There is more,
the motorbike disappeared from the prison without any locks being broken.
Now, is that a miracle or what?
Thank you, sir.
Officer, we have come to know from our special sources that
you were on night duty
when this miracle happened.
Did you witness this miracle with your own two eyes?
Would you like to comment?
Let him go. I'll tell you the truth.
When Thakur Sa was born,
his grandmother got his horoscope made.
Seeing that, the priest said that
he'll be a miraculous child.
So, she named him Thakur only.
As you can see now,
everyone is chanting his name in all directions.
Are you also a part of this cult?
Yes, indeed.
After retirement, I devoted my life to
serve at Thakur Sa's feet.
See, I am getting goose bumps just by talking about him.
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
What is the secret behind Thakur Sa's motorbike?
No one knows but
faith is rapidly growing day by day.
Believers also say that the
motorbike's headlights turn on to bless the lucky few.
That is why they say there is a very thin line between faith and superstition.
We end our episode on this note.
I am Rajeev, with cameraman Aditya. Goodbye.
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! Jai Ho!
Good morning, Your Highness!
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! Jai Ho!
Long live the king! Jai Ho!
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! Jai Ho!
DRINKING ALCOHOL IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED HERE
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! Jai Ho!
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Sister, please give me something in Thakur Sa's name.
No, go away. I don't have any money.
Thakur Sa will bless you with a baby if you give me money.
Sir, please give me something.
Asking a policeman for alms? I will give you a tight slap.
Get lost!
And you have nothing better to do huh?
I am an idiot who takes you to the city all the time
Why should I?
A beggar's blessing will give you a baby, right?
Doctors are doing nothing except jerking each other off.
Let's go from here!
WELCOME TO THAKUR SA'S FIRST HOLY MARCH
Yo! Yo! DJ Razor is in the house.
On the occasion of Thakur Sa's first holy march
I request all my lovely devotees
Please raise your hands and get drunk on Thakur Sa's worship.
DJ Razor
Come let's dance Let's be carefree
Feel many colors of our lord Thakur Sa
Come let's dance Let's be carefree
Feel many colors of our lord Thakur Sa
Your powers are eccentric!
Your worship is beloved!
Pink and blue is your holy ride.
Your Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug
- Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug - Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
At Thakur Sa's feet, everyone will get respect.
Eat, drink and be merry,
this only was Thakur Sa's message to us all.
Come let's dance Let's be carefree
Feel many colors of our lord Thakur Sa
Come let's dance Let's be carefree
Feel many colors of our lord Thakur Sa
Dance my dear devotees!
No work can be effective,
when you aren't devoted.
Bring Thakur Sa in your heart and be free of all the worldly pains.
You ask for a car
Ask for a girl
Ask for a baby
And dance like no one's watching.
Car, girl, baby, house, gold and silver rings and bands,
girlfriend, boyfriend, hotel and a 4 bed, or your very own dug dug moped.
Come let's dance Let's be carefree
Feel many colors of our lord Thakur Sa
Come let's dance Let's be carefree
Feel many colors of our lord Thakur Sa
Come let's dance Let's be carefree
Feel many colors of our lord Thakur Sa
Come let's dance Let's be carefree
Feel many colors of our lord Thakur Sa
Your Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug
Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug Dug
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! Jai Ho!
Hey! Look over there!
What are you looking at?
It is Thakur Sa's holy water. Let's drink it like it's nectar.
Fuck off! Bitch!
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa!
Everything is going to be fine for my lover Is leaving for Thakur Sa's shrine!
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! Jai Ho!
Say it with me, Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! Jai Ho!
No more Badri, please. Enough!
I am down 4-5 pegs already.
Don't be a drunkard. We're on night duty.
At least respect the uniform.
Manfool sir! Stop whining. You are a funny man.
Just shut the fuck up and drink.
Anyway, this is your last night duty.
After that, you are not going to give a rat's ass about us.
So, for God's sake!
Drink!
Pyare!
Pyare Lal!
Why so serious?
Why are you drinking like a loser?
What's bothering you?
Tell me! C'mon!
Enough about me Manfool sir!
You tell me
You are finally retiring next week.
What are your plans for the future?
Become a farmer or what?
Plans my ass. My life has been a fucking waste.
In this life
I have done
jack fucking shit.
What are you saying Manfool sir?
You are famous in the whole community.
You are a policeman for God's sake.
Understood
Here, light it.
What policeman!
No thanks!
See
The collector was from my community.
He pulled some strings and got me a job here.
My naive ass thought
it's a quiet town. No one will ask questions.
Will live a comfortable life
and that's exactly what happened.
Then, what the hell is your problem?
People strive for such life.
I agree!
That is the real problem.
I became a policeman, yes!
But I have never acted like one.
Spent all my life sitting inside the station.
But what else was I supposed to do?
Where was I at fault?
Nothing ever happens here.
No thefts,
no robberies,
no communal or civil riots,
no one was ever murdered
and not even a single boy has ever run away with a girl.
Hang on
That's it?
So much worrying for such a petty thing?
I'll do one thing.
Listen very carefully.
First thing tomorrow, I'll get friendly with a girl from another caste
and then run away with her.
Then, when her community people
cut me into pieces and bury me in the ground,
you can come and catch my killer!
What say? Cool?
That's not the point Badri.
It is about doing something meaningful with life.
When I was young, around your age,
I was also filled with such rage and adrenaline.
But that rush has gone cold because of this job.
Downright cold.
I have never caught a single thief
or a pickpocket. Not even a dacoit. Nothing!
What to do? Something has to happen for that.
Now, take the neighboring village for example,
Sometimes there's a ghost.
Sometimes there's a witch.
The most that has ever happened here
was today when poor Thakur
got run over by a truck.
He was cut in half.
It was an extremely horrific death.
I couldn't even bear seeing it.
God only knows what games he plays!
Everything is his will.
Everything...
What the hell Manfool sir!
Can't you feel the room?
The weather is so pleasant.
Look up, the stars are out.
Just shut the fuck up and drink.
Fuck you!
You drink and die! Bitch!
Made my life miserable by being friends with fools.
I am off to sleep.
Praise to Lord Rama.
Good night!
Damn! That old fart has gone nuts after getting drunk.
Fucker messed with my head.
And why are you sitting with such a long face dumbass?
What happened?
You know
I have been married for 4 years, right!
Yeah, so?
Now, the whole family has started saying
that it is time to give them a grandson. Hurry up!
How can I give them a grandson instantly?
Does he grow on a tree?
I have tried everything.
Every god damn month, I take my wife to the city hospital.
Hospitals are shit expensive.
And my father, he brought me in this world in just 10 bucks.
- It is beyond me. - My God, enough!!
Shut up!
Just shut up! Quiet!
I swear I am never going to drink with you guys again.
You guys have fucked this night real hard.
First that old fart bored me to death and now you.
What is this cribbing about a grandson?
Idiot
At least you got married, didn't you?
Look at me!
Fucker! The girl I was in love with, her asshole father got her married to...
You know everything right?
It all happened in front of you only.
Have you ever seen me sad?
With a long face?
No, right?
Just...
Just fuck this world
right in the ass!
Now see,
your problems...
can only be solved by a miracle.
But yeah,
I do have a solution for
the old man's cribbing.
What do you mean?
He was rambling on and on right,
nothing ever happens here,
there was a ghost in the nearby village.
Yeah, so?
He wants a ghost, right!
Then we shall make our own ghost.
Look over there.
Finish your drink,
pick up the bottle
and just follow me quietly.
What happened? What are you thinking? Come here quickly.
Hurry up please!
It is the right time to say the prayers.
It will become crowded soon
and we won't get to pay our respects nicely.
Let's go quickly.
Greetings.
Hey, why are you standing there?
Come here.
I need to tell you something.
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! Jai Ho!
Hmm
Here, hold him first.
I have hidden something from you.
We got our child because of
Thakur Sa's blessings only.
I had asked Thakur Sa to bless us with a baby.
I didn't tell you earlier because
you're always hyper and super cranky.
Everyone got tired of convincing you.
You are the only one in this world
who gets irritated just by Thakur Sa's name.
But still my dear Thakur Sa has done what
your doctors, homeopaths, and shamans couldn't.
Praise to my lord Thakur Sa.
Praise to our lord Thakur Sa! Jai Ho!
Holy shit!
Praise to our lord
Thakur Sa!