WEBVTT 00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:03.480 align:center ROLAND: For those not bingeing, this is what happened last time. 00:00:03.480 --> 00:00:06.880 align:center Beattie, she's just decided she'd like to spend a little bit of time... 00:00:06.880 --> 00:00:08.760 align:center well, live with another couple. 00:00:08.760 --> 00:00:11.520 align:center You haven't killed Spike and no-one has thrown you out of the group. 00:00:11.520 --> 00:00:14.960 align:center Thanks - but if we don't find him, I can't stay. 00:00:14.960 --> 00:00:18.000 align:center Pamelia lost Spike and everyone's out there looking for him. 00:00:18.000 --> 00:00:21.360 align:center You take him and give him to Pamelia. This way, no-one feels bad. 00:00:21.360 --> 00:00:24.040 align:center How often does he have chemotherapy? Once a week. 00:00:24.040 --> 00:00:27.440 align:center If I can extend my time with Marty by one minute, I will. 00:00:27.440 --> 00:00:29.800 align:center Why are you dressed like you're going to a wedding? 00:00:29.800 --> 00:00:31.360 align:center Because I am. 00:00:31.360 --> 00:00:33.200 align:center You know I'm getting married. To who? To... 00:00:33.200 --> 00:00:35.000 align:center Steve. Why?! 00:00:39.600 --> 00:00:43.000 align:center What are you doing here? This is about John Farnham. 00:00:54.560 --> 00:00:57.520 align:center And then I woke up... She's not a people person. 00:00:57.520 --> 00:00:59.560 align:center Because he was on top of me. Or a dog person. 00:00:59.560 --> 00:01:03.200 align:center Or an anything person. I've never met anyone more in need of therapy. 00:01:03.200 --> 00:01:05.280 align:center SAM: Hey, does Beattie still do dog therapy? 00:01:05.280 --> 00:01:07.600 align:center No. It was making him anxious, ironically. 00:01:07.600 --> 00:01:10.640 align:center JONAH: Oh! Hey, guys - it turns out I can come to your wedding. 00:01:10.640 --> 00:01:12.200 align:center Oh, amazing! Oh, hey! 00:01:12.200 --> 00:01:14.160 align:center Oh, I'm actually quite nervous. (CHUCKLES) 00:01:14.160 --> 00:01:15.960 align:center Just mainly about forgetting my lines. 00:01:15.960 --> 00:01:17.640 align:center Steve's making us learn our vows. 00:01:17.640 --> 00:01:19.320 align:center So we can look into each others' eyes. 00:01:19.320 --> 00:01:21.400 align:center (IMITATES RETCHING) You two are adorable. 00:01:21.400 --> 00:01:23.640 align:center Hey, what's wrong with Muppet? Why isn't he playing? 00:01:23.640 --> 00:01:26.640 align:center Hey. What's happening, buddy? SAM: He misses Roland. 00:01:26.640 --> 00:01:28.920 align:center Beattie, I mean. Misses Beattie, obviously. 00:01:28.920 --> 00:01:30.720 align:center Jonah, 00:01:30.720 --> 00:01:32.720 align:center I have to tell you something. 00:01:32.720 --> 00:01:34.360 align:center No, you don't. No, you don't. 00:01:34.360 --> 00:01:36.040 align:center I really, really need to. 00:01:36.040 --> 00:01:38.600 align:center Or don't, if you don't want to. See? 00:01:38.600 --> 00:01:41.360 align:center But first, I just want to say how sorry I am. 00:01:41.360 --> 00:01:43.240 align:center Everyone makes mistakes, Pamelia. 00:01:43.240 --> 00:01:45.680 align:center And after I say it, you may never want to speak to me ever again, 00:01:45.680 --> 00:01:47.200 align:center which I completely understand. 00:01:47.200 --> 00:01:49.680 align:center Have you guys heard about the doggy dress-up day next week? 00:01:49.680 --> 00:01:51.440 align:center Yes! I'm going to that. Pamelia? 00:01:51.440 --> 00:01:54.160 align:center Last weekend, when you were away at the wedding... 00:01:54.160 --> 00:01:56.120 align:center It was, like, so long ago. Oh, there's Penny. 00:01:56.120 --> 00:01:57.960 align:center And I was minding your house, 00:01:57.960 --> 00:01:59.880 align:center minding Spike, 00:01:59.880 --> 00:02:01.440 align:center I lost him. 00:02:02.480 --> 00:02:04.200 align:center OK. What's wrong with Penny? 00:02:04.200 --> 00:02:06.760 align:center Do you understand? I lost Spike! Pam, it's OK! 00:02:06.760 --> 00:02:08.320 align:center No Marty. 00:02:42.160 --> 00:02:44.080 align:center How's Emma? 00:02:44.080 --> 00:02:46.480 align:center Why don't you marry her, if you're so interested? 00:02:46.480 --> 00:02:48.520 align:center Well, if it gets me close to you, maybe I will. 00:02:48.520 --> 00:02:50.360 align:center (PHONE RINGS) Oh. There's Mia. 00:02:52.640 --> 00:02:54.440 align:center Can you go? 00:02:54.440 --> 00:02:57.680 align:center Hey. You must miss me - twice in one week. 00:02:58.720 --> 00:03:00.520 align:center No - but can I have some money? 00:03:00.520 --> 00:03:02.200 align:center I need to buy Mum a birthday present. 00:03:02.200 --> 00:03:04.200 align:center Oh, wow. Leaving it to the last minute. 00:03:04.200 --> 00:03:06.160 align:center (WHINES) Wait - is that Beattie? 00:03:06.160 --> 00:03:08.120 align:center Hi, Beattie-girl! 00:03:08.120 --> 00:03:10.080 align:center Hi, Pooky! 00:03:10.080 --> 00:03:11.880 align:center Aww! (SNIFFS) 00:03:11.880 --> 00:03:13.880 align:center Hi! (SNIFFS) 00:03:13.880 --> 00:03:15.560 align:center Hello! 00:03:15.560 --> 00:03:17.120 align:center Hmm. She's forgotten me. 00:03:17.120 --> 00:03:19.040 align:center No. She can't see screens. 00:03:19.040 --> 00:03:20.760 align:center Unlike you. Wait, are you at work? 00:03:20.760 --> 00:03:22.720 align:center Yeah. I've still got a lot to give. 00:03:23.720 --> 00:03:25.640 align:center You took Beattie to work? 00:03:25.640 --> 00:03:27.640 align:center Yeah but only because... to stop her whining... 00:03:27.640 --> 00:03:30.240 align:center I can't wait to tell Mum - Rolly and Beattie together at last! 00:03:30.240 --> 00:03:31.720 align:center OK. OK. 00:03:31.720 --> 00:03:33.760 align:center Can I have cashola, please, Beattie's dad? 00:03:33.760 --> 00:03:35.240 align:center Cashola. Yes. 00:03:35.240 --> 00:03:37.320 align:center Uh, yeah, just tell me when you've found the present 00:03:37.320 --> 00:03:39.440 align:center and, um, text me and I'll send it to you. 00:03:39.440 --> 00:03:41.560 align:center How are you, anyway? How is it over there? 00:03:42.760 --> 00:03:45.040 align:center It's good, um... 00:03:45.040 --> 00:03:47.080 align:center but Mum's making me write all these lists 00:03:47.080 --> 00:03:48.800 align:center about what I want to do with my life. 00:03:48.800 --> 00:03:51.240 align:center She's all positive now, just 'cause she's happy. 00:03:51.240 --> 00:03:53.640 align:center Right. Are you gonna message her? 00:03:53.640 --> 00:03:55.440 align:center Why ruin her birthday? 00:03:55.440 --> 00:03:57.640 align:center It's confusing for you, Dad, I know, 00:03:57.640 --> 00:04:00.120 align:center but...it'd be worse if you didn't. 00:04:00.120 --> 00:04:01.600 align:center She'd be so hurt. 00:04:01.600 --> 00:04:03.120 align:center Yeah, anyway... 00:04:03.120 --> 00:04:05.760 align:center And messaging's weird - you know, what are you supposed to say? 00:04:05.760 --> 00:04:07.320 align:center But it's way better than not. 00:04:07.320 --> 00:04:10.600 align:center Anyway, have you, um...have you found people over there your own age? 00:04:10.600 --> 00:04:13.200 align:center Have you... Are there places to... (AMERICAN ACCENT) ..party? 00:04:13.200 --> 00:04:15.280 align:center Eww! Don't say 'party' like that! 00:04:15.280 --> 00:04:17.560 align:center It's really creepy. OK. 00:04:17.560 --> 00:04:20.160 align:center Oh! Can I tell you something, if you promise not to get mad? 00:04:20.160 --> 00:04:22.120 align:center Uh... I want to live in LA. 00:04:22.120 --> 00:04:24.040 align:center Alright. After uni? 00:04:25.240 --> 00:04:27.160 align:center Well...maybe instead of. 00:04:27.160 --> 00:04:29.960 align:center Oh, well, I mean...yeah, maybe we'll...we'll... 00:04:29.960 --> 00:04:31.680 align:center It's OK. Park that. Yeah. 00:04:31.680 --> 00:04:34.320 align:center Um, maybe I'll just marry another oligarch, or come back home. 00:04:34.320 --> 00:04:36.040 align:center Right. Right. 00:04:36.040 --> 00:04:38.040 align:center Anyway, I've gotta go. Love you. 00:04:38.040 --> 00:04:40.160 align:center Bye. Wash your hair. 00:04:40.160 --> 00:04:42.000 align:center What? (ENDS CALL) 00:04:48.720 --> 00:04:51.480 align:center There he is. Oh! He got her back. 00:04:51.480 --> 00:04:54.400 align:center I knew he would. Only because we said he was awful. 00:04:55.440 --> 00:04:57.480 align:center Does he have to come? Yes. 00:05:02.120 --> 00:05:03.640 align:center Hello. 00:05:03.640 --> 00:05:06.360 align:center Listen, I don't want to be here but, um... 00:05:06.360 --> 00:05:08.480 align:center Hello, Beattie-girl! Did he get you back? 00:05:08.480 --> 00:05:10.440 align:center Did the cold, awful man get you back? 00:05:10.440 --> 00:05:13.280 align:center Did he? Yes, he did! Yes, he did. You're such a good girl! 00:05:13.280 --> 00:05:15.040 align:center Why would anyone let you go? 00:05:16.800 --> 00:05:19.080 align:center Penny wants me to come with us. 00:05:19.080 --> 00:05:21.320 align:center Is this a kidnap situation? 00:05:21.320 --> 00:05:22.800 align:center Because... 00:05:22.800 --> 00:05:24.600 align:center Marty's dying. 00:05:24.600 --> 00:05:26.880 align:center Yeah! Yeah, I've been trying to say that since we... 00:05:26.880 --> 00:05:28.520 align:center Today. 00:05:28.520 --> 00:05:30.320 align:center The vet's coming at 6:00. 00:05:31.680 --> 00:05:33.600 align:center Can you just get in? 00:05:33.600 --> 00:05:35.400 align:center Oh. Uh... 00:05:36.840 --> 00:05:39.240 align:center Yep. Can you...? 00:05:39.240 --> 00:05:40.560 align:center Yeah. 00:05:40.560 --> 00:05:43.520 align:center Hi, baby! What's in here? 00:05:45.960 --> 00:05:47.600 align:center A big jump, hey? Go! 00:05:47.600 --> 00:05:49.200 align:center Good girl. Mind your feet. 00:05:49.200 --> 00:05:50.880 align:center Ooh, wotcher! Mind your... 00:06:00.400 --> 00:06:03.080 align:center (WHEEZES) 00:06:04.200 --> 00:06:05.840 align:center Thank you, Roland. 00:06:05.840 --> 00:06:07.520 align:center Yeah. No, of course. 00:06:07.520 --> 00:06:10.080 align:center Marty just loves you. God knows why. 00:06:10.080 --> 00:06:13.080 align:center So that's why I wanted you to be part of his last day. 00:06:13.080 --> 00:06:14.720 align:center Oh, of course. 00:06:15.800 --> 00:06:18.200 align:center JONAH: I mean, I knew this day would come but... 00:06:18.200 --> 00:06:20.920 align:center I didn't think it would come this soon. 00:06:22.680 --> 00:06:24.960 align:center I'm gonna find him the biggest bone in the world. 00:06:24.960 --> 00:06:28.120 align:center Like a...cow thigh, or something. 00:06:29.160 --> 00:06:31.040 align:center Catch you later, mate. See ya. 00:06:33.920 --> 00:06:35.960 align:center Hop in! Spike! 00:06:35.960 --> 00:06:37.880 align:center (WHISTLES) Get in. 00:06:37.880 --> 00:06:39.920 align:center Up! Good boy! 00:06:43.200 --> 00:06:45.000 align:center Are you OK? 00:06:46.160 --> 00:06:48.200 align:center I mean...obviously not. 00:06:52.000 --> 00:06:53.800 align:center What if we sing a song? 00:06:53.800 --> 00:06:56.920 align:center You know? Write a song for Marty? 00:06:56.920 --> 00:06:58.680 align:center Don't you have work? 00:06:58.680 --> 00:07:00.560 align:center Yeah but this is more important. 00:07:04.200 --> 00:07:05.720 align:center Yeah. Yeah? 00:07:05.720 --> 00:07:07.440 align:center Yeah. Alright. Come on. 00:07:07.440 --> 00:07:09.720 align:center You're gonna have to share a spot with Spike. 00:07:09.720 --> 00:07:12.520 align:center Hey, Spike. Oh, Spike, scooch over. 00:07:13.520 --> 00:07:15.560 align:center Good boy. 00:07:40.800 --> 00:07:42.880 align:center (PENNY MURMURS COMFORTINGLY) 00:07:43.920 --> 00:07:45.680 align:center OK. I'll see you in a bit. 00:07:45.680 --> 00:07:47.360 align:center Need to go and chat. 00:07:48.440 --> 00:07:51.360 align:center I am never gonna judge people with dogs in prams again. 00:07:51.360 --> 00:07:52.920 align:center I'm gonna get some food. 00:07:52.920 --> 00:07:55.240 align:center Oh, I'll come and join you, if you don't mind. 00:07:55.240 --> 00:07:58.920 align:center I do, actually, but I think Penny wants us to make up. 00:07:58.920 --> 00:08:00.560 align:center Oh! Pfft! 00:08:00.560 --> 00:08:02.320 align:center Don't worry about that. 00:08:02.320 --> 00:08:04.000 align:center You're forgiven. 00:08:05.800 --> 00:08:07.520 align:center Come on. 00:08:10.120 --> 00:08:11.840 align:center Oh. 00:08:19.480 --> 00:08:21.640 align:center Table for two, thanks, mate. 00:08:21.640 --> 00:08:23.400 align:center Sit anywhere, mate. 00:08:26.680 --> 00:08:29.400 align:center (PHONE RINGS) 00:08:31.560 --> 00:08:35.560 align:center Why do they have a sign saying, "Please wait to be seated," 00:08:35.560 --> 00:08:37.520 align:center if you can just sit anywhere? 00:08:37.520 --> 00:08:39.320 align:center What can we get you? 00:08:39.320 --> 00:08:41.640 align:center I haven't seen a menu yet. Oh, it's on a QR code. 00:08:41.640 --> 00:08:42.800 align:center I'm not doing that. 00:08:42.800 --> 00:08:45.280 align:center Can I have a latte and a pesto wrap, please? 00:08:46.360 --> 00:08:48.800 align:center Could I have some toast, please? Seeded or sourdough? 00:08:48.800 --> 00:08:51.080 align:center Sourdough, thanks, with Vegemite and a flat white. 00:08:55.040 --> 00:08:57.320 align:center Everything has a QR code now, hasn't it? 00:08:57.320 --> 00:08:59.640 align:center (VIDEO PLAYS ON PHONE NEARBY) 00:09:03.760 --> 00:09:05.520 align:center Are earphones not a thing? 00:09:05.520 --> 00:09:08.320 align:center Like, do we have to hear every single thing he's listening to? 00:09:08.320 --> 00:09:09.800 align:center Well, am I right? 00:09:09.800 --> 00:09:11.320 align:center (VIDEO CONTINUES PLAYING) What? 00:09:11.320 --> 00:09:13.520 align:center What would you talk about if you didn't hate everything? 00:09:13.520 --> 00:09:15.640 align:center I don't hate everything. You pretty much do. 00:09:15.640 --> 00:09:17.680 align:center Well, what do you want to talk about? 00:09:17.680 --> 00:09:19.880 align:center Your wedding - do you want to talk about your wedding? 00:09:19.880 --> 00:09:21.960 align:center No. OK? No. Shut up. How are the plans coming along? 00:09:21.960 --> 00:09:23.720 align:center Oh, I know - abandonment. 00:09:23.720 --> 00:09:26.200 align:center How did it feel when you abandoned Beattie? 00:09:26.200 --> 00:09:28.520 align:center How did it feel? Yeah. Talk me through it. 00:09:28.520 --> 00:09:30.040 align:center Was it a relief? Did it feel good? 00:09:30.040 --> 00:09:33.080 align:center Did it excite you to give up your loyal dog to complete strangers? 00:09:33.080 --> 00:09:34.640 align:center Or did you regret it? 00:09:34.640 --> 00:09:36.600 align:center Did you think, "Maybe I shouldn't do this to her"? 00:09:36.600 --> 00:09:39.200 align:center "Maybe this dog needs me. Maybe I can't do this to Emma and Mia." 00:09:39.200 --> 00:09:41.800 align:center OK. For starters, Emma was aware it was on the cards. 00:09:41.800 --> 00:09:43.880 align:center What about Beattie, though? How did she feel? 00:09:43.880 --> 00:09:45.480 align:center How did she... How did the dog feel? 00:09:45.480 --> 00:09:48.040 align:center How did you feel about being abandoned? Did I abandon you? 00:09:48.040 --> 00:09:50.080 align:center She seems fine. Seems like she's OK. 00:09:50.080 --> 00:09:51.880 align:center Thank you. Oh, lovely. Thanks. 00:09:51.880 --> 00:09:53.440 align:center Lovely. Thank you. 00:09:55.240 --> 00:09:57.320 align:center Anyway, I'm sorry. 00:09:58.680 --> 00:10:00.760 align:center I don't need your apology. I feel like you do. 00:10:00.760 --> 00:10:02.920 align:center You only got her back because I told you to. 00:10:02.920 --> 00:10:05.720 align:center No, no - I got her back because I desperately missed the chat group. 00:10:05.720 --> 00:10:08.160 align:center You think we're gonna let you back in? 00:10:08.160 --> 00:10:10.120 align:center I don't care. I feel like you really do care. 00:10:10.120 --> 00:10:12.480 align:center I really don't care. I think you do care. Thank you. 00:10:12.480 --> 00:10:14.360 align:center And toast. 00:10:15.360 --> 00:10:17.440 align:center Ooh, yum. 00:10:17.440 --> 00:10:19.280 align:center Why do they always do this? 00:10:19.280 --> 00:10:21.840 align:center If I wanted to butter my own toast, I'd just make it myself. 00:10:21.840 --> 00:10:25.000 align:center But I decided to come here and get a professional to do it 00:10:25.000 --> 00:10:26.520 align:center but they haven't done it, have they? 00:10:26.520 --> 00:10:28.720 align:center Everyone likes it differently. Yes. Yes, that's true. 00:10:28.720 --> 00:10:31.880 align:center Everyone likes it differently but if you apply that to all the menu, 00:10:31.880 --> 00:10:34.800 align:center you'd have pasta with the sauce on the side, 00:10:34.800 --> 00:10:37.640 align:center or your wrap just a deconstructed wrap - you can make it yourself. 00:10:37.640 --> 00:10:42.360 align:center But I've decided to come to a cafe and ask the chef to do it. 00:10:42.360 --> 00:10:44.480 align:center I mean, otherwise, I'd just stay at home. 00:10:44.480 --> 00:10:46.320 align:center If only. How do they know I like it like this? 00:10:46.320 --> 00:10:48.480 align:center Like, maybe I like it burnt, or wet. 00:10:48.480 --> 00:10:50.600 align:center But I've decided to trust the chef. 00:10:50.600 --> 00:10:52.480 align:center You're a very boring man. 00:10:53.800 --> 00:10:55.400 align:center Just your type. 00:10:57.200 --> 00:10:58.880 align:center (BEATTIE BARKS SOFTLY) 00:11:17.560 --> 00:11:21.080 align:center D'you know, I've never met anyone with such stupid priorities. 00:11:21.080 --> 00:11:23.280 align:center You're clearly unhappy. (VIDEO PLAYS ON PHONE) 00:11:23.280 --> 00:11:26.000 align:center Your marriage is falling apart, you abandoned your dog 00:11:26.000 --> 00:11:27.600 align:center but that stuff - whatever. 00:11:27.600 --> 00:11:30.040 align:center But you get mad at the way someone parks their car 00:11:30.040 --> 00:11:31.800 align:center or whether I say 'I' or 'me' 00:11:31.800 --> 00:11:33.640 align:center or...toast. 00:11:33.640 --> 00:11:35.400 align:center (VIDEO CONTINUES PLAYING) 00:11:40.640 --> 00:11:42.360 align:center JONAH: I like your flat. 00:11:42.360 --> 00:11:46.000 align:center PAMELIA: There's a... resident in the walls. 00:11:48.240 --> 00:11:51.000 align:center Do you not have any brothers or sisters? 00:11:52.520 --> 00:11:54.480 align:center Gee. Lucky you. 00:11:57.000 --> 00:11:58.960 align:center I don't mean that. 00:12:00.560 --> 00:12:02.800 align:center I don't think. (GROANS) 00:12:05.680 --> 00:12:08.160 align:center PENNY: The booking's for 11:00. Plenty of time. 00:12:08.160 --> 00:12:10.040 align:center How's Mia going, Roland? 00:12:10.040 --> 00:12:11.960 align:center Uh, good, yeah. I think. 00:12:11.960 --> 00:12:13.840 align:center Happily ignoring the exchange rates. 00:12:13.840 --> 00:12:15.720 align:center (CHUCKLES) You must miss her. 00:12:15.720 --> 00:12:18.040 align:center Ah! I forgot. You don't get lonely. 00:12:22.600 --> 00:12:24.520 align:center What's your favourite bridge, Sam? 00:12:25.560 --> 00:12:29.200 align:center I'm...I'm sort of partial to a truss, if I'm honest, but... 00:12:29.200 --> 00:12:30.920 align:center I don't know - as I get older, 00:12:30.920 --> 00:12:34.240 align:center I can really, really appreciate a good cantilever. 00:12:34.240 --> 00:12:36.400 align:center Please. You are clearly a tunnel man. 00:12:36.400 --> 00:12:38.080 align:center Ah. (CHUCKLES) Oh, Marty! 00:12:38.080 --> 00:12:40.160 align:center Oh, whoa! Oh, sorry, everyone. 00:12:40.160 --> 00:12:41.920 align:center Ooh, god. 00:12:43.720 --> 00:12:46.640 align:center Oh! He can fart as much as he likes! 00:12:46.640 --> 00:12:48.520 align:center Oh! (COUGHS) Oh! 00:13:19.000 --> 00:13:21.000 align:center "Pawfection." 00:13:21.000 --> 00:13:24.200 align:center Why do hairdressers and dog-groomers 00:13:24.200 --> 00:13:26.280 align:center always have to use some sort of pun in their... 00:13:26.280 --> 00:13:28.520 align:center Do I want to hear this? Oh. Obviously not. 00:13:28.520 --> 00:13:30.240 align:center Well, they have to. Oh! Lenny. 00:13:30.240 --> 00:13:32.200 align:center We won't get certification without... 00:13:32.200 --> 00:13:34.160 align:center Lenny. Oh! Hey, sir. Mate. 00:13:34.160 --> 00:13:35.960 align:center Roland. Roland's fine. Roland. Sorry. 00:13:35.960 --> 00:13:37.760 align:center Here you go. Should be about right. Perfect. 00:13:37.760 --> 00:13:40.440 align:center Because it's a waste of our time. It's amazing. Thank you so much. 00:13:40.440 --> 00:13:42.680 align:center My time, if I'm honest. How you feeling? Pretty good? 00:13:42.680 --> 00:13:45.080 align:center I just did my third poo. I don't know if I can do this. 00:13:45.080 --> 00:13:47.240 align:center Well, they can find another firm. Of course you can! 00:13:47.240 --> 00:13:49.200 align:center I don't remember anything we talked about. 00:13:49.200 --> 00:13:51.000 align:center OK. Do that. No, that doesn't matter. 00:13:51.000 --> 00:13:52.760 align:center It's like, uh, game day, you know? 00:13:52.760 --> 00:13:54.800 align:center You train all week with the skills and drills 00:13:54.800 --> 00:13:57.240 align:center but they're in there and on game day, you can just play 00:13:57.240 --> 00:13:58.840 align:center and you trust that they're in there. 00:13:58.840 --> 00:14:00.840 align:center So, you know, just... 00:14:00.840 --> 00:14:02.680 align:center Play. Play. Yeah. 00:14:02.680 --> 00:14:04.160 align:center Exactly. 00:14:04.160 --> 00:14:05.800 align:center Oh! There we go. 00:14:05.800 --> 00:14:07.640 align:center Thank you. You're welcome. 00:14:12.000 --> 00:14:13.680 align:center That was a nice cuddle. 00:14:13.680 --> 00:14:15.680 align:center Oh. He's a cuddly guy. 00:14:15.680 --> 00:14:17.160 align:center Apparently. 00:14:17.160 --> 00:14:19.200 align:center (JONAH STRUMS GUITAR) 00:14:21.320 --> 00:14:23.720 align:center (SIGHS) 00:14:23.720 --> 00:14:26.320 align:center I'm terrified, like a bird. 00:14:31.160 --> 00:14:33.440 align:center I'm terrified of... 00:14:34.640 --> 00:14:37.400 align:center ..Marty and Penny not being in my life. 00:14:39.320 --> 00:14:41.480 align:center Our dogs not being in my life. 00:14:45.000 --> 00:14:48.440 align:center I mean, I really don't have a lot going on... 00:14:50.240 --> 00:14:52.000 align:center ..in my life. 00:14:58.640 --> 00:15:00.640 align:center Hey. 00:15:00.640 --> 00:15:03.000 align:center Me and Spike will always be in your life. 00:15:03.000 --> 00:15:04.560 align:center Oh. And Roland. 00:15:04.560 --> 00:15:06.760 align:center Eww! Oh, my god. Roland will always be in your life. 00:15:06.760 --> 00:15:08.600 align:center That is such a jump-scare. Don't say that. 00:15:08.600 --> 00:15:10.200 align:center (GRUNTS) Here you go. 00:15:10.200 --> 00:15:12.320 align:center Roland, can you drive? I want to sit with Marty. 00:15:12.320 --> 00:15:13.960 align:center Yep. 00:15:13.960 --> 00:15:15.640 align:center Ta. Thanks. 00:15:16.680 --> 00:15:19.000 align:center Hello! Come on, Marty. Move over. 00:15:19.000 --> 00:15:21.160 align:center Move over so I can get in! 00:15:27.080 --> 00:15:29.000 align:center Right. 00:15:29.000 --> 00:15:30.560 align:center So, um... 00:15:31.720 --> 00:15:33.400 align:center ..home? 00:15:35.640 --> 00:15:37.480 align:center Penny? You OK? 00:15:38.520 --> 00:15:40.520 align:center I want you to bury him in the park. 00:15:40.520 --> 00:15:42.280 align:center Under the tree. 00:15:43.440 --> 00:15:45.160 align:center OK. Oh. 00:15:45.160 --> 00:15:48.000 align:center But...is that...isn't that illegal? 00:15:48.000 --> 00:15:50.080 align:center Technically, you need a permit. 00:15:50.080 --> 00:15:51.720 align:center And you... Which I don't have. 00:15:51.720 --> 00:15:53.480 align:center Right. Who cares about a permit? 00:15:53.480 --> 00:15:55.200 align:center We'll do it at midnight. 00:15:55.200 --> 00:15:57.000 align:center Thank you. Will we? 00:16:01.000 --> 00:16:04.000 align:center You know, we're all still very upset with you, Roland, 00:16:04.000 --> 00:16:05.760 align:center about giving Beattie away. 00:16:06.840 --> 00:16:09.000 align:center Yeah. No, I picked up on that. Mmm. 00:16:09.000 --> 00:16:11.280 align:center But...you know, I did get her back. 00:16:11.280 --> 00:16:12.880 align:center Yes. 00:16:12.880 --> 00:16:14.480 align:center So there is hope for you. 00:16:14.480 --> 00:16:16.920 align:center He still did it in the first place. Mmm. 00:16:16.920 --> 00:16:20.000 align:center It's a particular type of person who can do that. 00:16:20.000 --> 00:16:21.840 align:center It's Emma's birthday today, isn't it? 00:16:21.840 --> 00:16:23.640 align:center Oh, fuck me! Tomorrow over there. 00:16:23.640 --> 00:16:25.320 align:center Have you called her? I don't think he has. 00:16:25.320 --> 00:16:28.440 align:center No, I haven't, actually. I just love being dissected like this by you two. 00:16:28.440 --> 00:16:30.440 align:center Emma is very special to all of us. 00:16:35.600 --> 00:16:38.160 align:center I think you're managing well, Roland. 00:16:38.160 --> 00:16:40.600 align:center I think you're managing despite going through 00:16:40.600 --> 00:16:43.560 align:center what must be one of the worst periods of your life. 00:16:43.560 --> 00:16:46.080 align:center And it is why I can almost understand 00:16:46.080 --> 00:16:48.840 align:center your disastrous decision to abandon Beattie but... 00:16:50.120 --> 00:16:52.880 align:center ..now that you've got that sorted, 00:16:52.880 --> 00:16:55.000 align:center maybe you can fix your marriage. 00:16:56.840 --> 00:16:59.000 align:center Or end it, bravely. 00:17:02.240 --> 00:17:04.400 align:center In any case, I've said too much. 00:17:04.400 --> 00:17:06.200 align:center Now let's go to church. 00:17:10.160 --> 00:17:12.040 align:center OK. (STARTS CAR) 00:17:12.040 --> 00:17:17.000 align:center BOTH: (SING) ♪ Marty was a loyal friend 00:17:17.000 --> 00:17:22.000 align:center ♪ He'll go on and on till the planet ends 00:17:22.000 --> 00:17:26.800 align:center ♪ Marty lived for 12 short years 00:17:26.800 --> 00:17:32.160 align:center ♪ With a curly tail and furry ears 00:17:32.160 --> 00:17:36.480 align:center ♪ Marty was a loyal friend 00:17:36.480 --> 00:17:41.360 align:center ♪ Who'll go on and on till the planet ends 00:17:41.360 --> 00:17:45.520 align:center ♪ Let's let sleeping dogs lie 00:17:45.520 --> 00:17:49.000 align:center ♪ And let this sleeping dog... 00:17:49.000 --> 00:17:50.840 align:center ♪ Die. 00:17:50.840 --> 00:17:52.600 align:center ♪ ..die. ♪ 00:17:55.680 --> 00:17:57.360 align:center (EXHALES) 00:17:57.360 --> 00:18:00.000 align:center Do they give dogs last rites? 00:18:00.000 --> 00:18:02.520 align:center PENNY: Well, I've given them a lot of money over the years, 00:18:02.520 --> 00:18:04.160 align:center so they'd better. 00:18:08.280 --> 00:18:10.520 align:center Come on. Here. 00:18:10.520 --> 00:18:12.240 align:center Roland? 00:18:12.240 --> 00:18:15.000 align:center Give me a hand up the steps? Oh, yeah. Yeah, of course. 00:18:18.120 --> 00:18:20.440 align:center Alright. Just up there. 00:18:20.440 --> 00:18:22.720 align:center (GRUNTS) Oh! Big fella. Thank you. 00:18:22.720 --> 00:18:24.320 align:center Yeah. (CHUCKLES) 00:18:24.320 --> 00:18:26.200 align:center Did you do this for all your other dogs? 00:18:26.200 --> 00:18:27.680 align:center No. 00:18:28.800 --> 00:18:31.680 align:center I'd better not go in. My, uh, skin burns in churches. 00:18:31.680 --> 00:18:33.160 align:center Right. 00:18:33.160 --> 00:18:36.960 align:center Uh, look, the second thing I wanted to say was just for your ears only. 00:18:36.960 --> 00:18:38.560 align:center You and Sam are very... 00:18:38.560 --> 00:18:40.800 align:center What's that awful word they use? 00:18:40.800 --> 00:18:42.720 align:center ..compatible. 00:18:42.720 --> 00:18:47.680 align:center And yes, I'm very protective of Sam, so I want you to be careful. 00:18:47.680 --> 00:18:49.840 align:center Sam is prone to doubt 00:18:49.840 --> 00:18:51.720 align:center about her own feelings. 00:18:54.240 --> 00:18:56.240 align:center See you in a bit. 00:18:56.240 --> 00:18:58.280 align:center Hello, Roger! 00:19:11.400 --> 00:19:13.200 align:center Jesus. Yeah. 00:19:13.200 --> 00:19:14.920 align:center Hopefully he's in. 00:19:18.640 --> 00:19:20.720 align:center My dad died in a church. 00:19:20.720 --> 00:19:22.720 align:center This church? No. 00:19:23.920 --> 00:19:26.280 align:center It was at my mum's funeral. 00:19:26.280 --> 00:19:28.120 align:center Double sad. 00:19:28.120 --> 00:19:30.000 align:center Everyone said he died of a broken heart 00:19:30.000 --> 00:19:32.040 align:center but they didn't really like each other by then. 00:19:32.040 --> 00:19:33.560 align:center Relief, maybe. 00:19:34.640 --> 00:19:37.920 align:center Here lies Clive James, dead from relief. 00:19:39.880 --> 00:19:41.920 align:center Not...THE Clive James? No, idiot! 00:19:43.360 --> 00:19:45.520 align:center When it happened, though, I remember thinking, 00:19:45.520 --> 00:19:48.200 align:center why don't we just bury him too, while we're here, you know? 00:19:48.200 --> 00:19:49.920 align:center But Mum would have been really annoyed 00:19:49.920 --> 00:19:51.520 align:center if we'd made it all about him. 00:19:51.520 --> 00:19:53.000 align:center Again. 00:19:53.000 --> 00:19:55.240 align:center Well, sounds like he already did that by dying. 00:19:55.240 --> 00:19:56.920 align:center Yeah. Selfish. 00:19:58.320 --> 00:20:00.120 align:center Did you get married in a church? 00:20:01.120 --> 00:20:02.760 align:center Can't remember. 00:20:03.760 --> 00:20:06.000 align:center We are. Steve wants to. 00:20:06.000 --> 00:20:07.920 align:center Well, his parents do and I don't care. 00:20:07.920 --> 00:20:09.760 align:center Don't mind. So we are. 00:20:13.160 --> 00:20:15.080 align:center In the same church your dad... 00:20:15.080 --> 00:20:17.960 align:center Yes - as it's the same church my dad died in, we get a discount. 00:20:17.960 --> 00:20:19.520 align:center Really? No! 00:20:19.520 --> 00:20:21.040 align:center Oh. 00:20:21.040 --> 00:20:23.280 align:center In this church? No, not this church either. 00:20:23.280 --> 00:20:24.920 align:center There is more than one church. 00:20:35.000 --> 00:20:37.440 align:center Do you know if Emma's coming back for your wedding? 00:20:39.000 --> 00:20:40.600 align:center Uh... 00:20:40.600 --> 00:20:42.320 align:center no, she's not. 00:20:46.280 --> 00:20:49.000 align:center No, I didn't think so. I just...just wondered. 00:20:59.720 --> 00:21:01.640 align:center Oh, god! 00:21:01.640 --> 00:21:03.200 align:center I know. 00:21:03.200 --> 00:21:05.000 align:center No. 00:21:05.000 --> 00:21:09.440 align:center I just remembered Jonah and Pamelia are probably going to sing. 00:21:09.440 --> 00:21:11.600 align:center Oh, shit. They will, won't they? 00:21:11.600 --> 00:21:14.320 align:center Yeah. Is it pathological with them? 00:21:14.320 --> 00:21:16.000 align:center It is a bit, yeah. 00:21:18.320 --> 00:21:19.880 align:center I could hide his guitar. 00:21:23.400 --> 00:21:27.160 align:center STEVE: Yeah, so, she's been worked off her feet and a bit stressed 00:21:27.160 --> 00:21:28.840 align:center and now she misses a day at work 00:21:28.840 --> 00:21:30.920 align:center and has to spend a day in a car with Roland. 00:21:30.920 --> 00:21:33.360 align:center I mean, I hope she doesn't kill him! They're here. 00:21:34.720 --> 00:21:37.520 align:center Oh, OK. Well, that's, uh... that's good. 00:21:38.520 --> 00:21:41.440 align:center They seem to have, um...she seems to have forgiven him, so that's... 00:21:41.440 --> 00:21:44.160 align:center PAMELIA: Can we not do this? It's better than, um...you know... 00:21:44.160 --> 00:21:45.640 align:center PENNY: We'll be OK. 00:21:45.640 --> 00:21:47.120 align:center ..not that. 00:21:48.440 --> 00:21:50.560 align:center Oh, my love. Come here. 00:21:50.560 --> 00:21:53.320 align:center JONAH: You are such a handsome boy! 00:21:56.520 --> 00:21:58.920 align:center SAM: It was actually really easy. You OK? 00:21:58.920 --> 00:22:01.000 align:center Yeah. I have a bit of a surprise. 00:22:01.000 --> 00:22:02.880 align:center PAMELIA: Jonah and I have a surprise too. 00:22:02.880 --> 00:22:04.880 align:center (INDISTINCT CONVERSATION) 00:22:08.640 --> 00:22:10.400 align:center Ta-da! 00:22:10.400 --> 00:22:11.840 align:center Oh, my god. (SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY) 00:22:11.840 --> 00:22:14.040 align:center (PENNY LAUGHS) 00:22:14.040 --> 00:22:15.800 align:center Oh, god! 00:22:15.800 --> 00:22:17.880 align:center I know we've been expecting this day. 00:22:19.000 --> 00:22:21.880 align:center Perhaps some of you have been silently wishing 00:22:21.880 --> 00:22:23.960 align:center that I would have taken this step sooner. 00:22:23.960 --> 00:22:25.480 align:center For Marty's sake. 00:22:26.680 --> 00:22:30.800 align:center His quality of life has deteriorated significantly 00:22:30.800 --> 00:22:33.200 align:center over the last few weeks, so... 00:22:34.520 --> 00:22:38.080 align:center ..if I've delayed the end longer than I should have... 00:22:39.080 --> 00:22:40.880 align:center ..please forgive me. 00:22:40.880 --> 00:22:43.080 align:center At this stage in life, I... 00:22:43.080 --> 00:22:45.920 align:center I'm not inclined to commit to another... 00:22:47.520 --> 00:22:51.400 align:center I've had the privilege of raising several dogs over the years. 00:22:52.480 --> 00:22:54.680 align:center And I know that they would all agree... 00:22:55.880 --> 00:23:01.200 align:center ..when I say Marty, you are my best boy. 00:23:03.280 --> 00:23:05.240 align:center Oh, Marty! 00:23:06.320 --> 00:23:09.160 align:center I have too many memories to say them all. 00:23:09.160 --> 00:23:12.320 align:center (SORROWFUL MUSIC) 00:23:17.240 --> 00:23:19.960 align:center (MUSIC CONTINUES) 00:23:19.960 --> 00:23:22.000 align:center I will never forget... 00:23:22.000 --> 00:23:24.440 align:center (MUSIC CONTINUES) 00:23:53.720 --> 00:23:56.600 align:center ..tomorrow couldn't possibly be better than today 00:23:56.600 --> 00:23:58.480 align:center but somehow, it always is. 00:24:00.920 --> 00:24:03.760 align:center (MUSIC CONTINUES) 00:24:03.760 --> 00:24:05.680 align:center Thank you, Marty. 00:24:08.080 --> 00:24:11.040 align:center You are my best boy. 00:25:08.000 --> 00:25:10.960 align:center ♪ I step off the train... ♪ 00:25:10.960 --> 00:25:13.000 align:center Oh, um... Why did you bring the shovel back? 00:25:13.000 --> 00:25:14.920 align:center I don't know! Do we need it? 00:25:14.920 --> 00:25:16.680 align:center Yes! Yes. Bring it. 00:25:16.680 --> 00:25:18.800 align:center ♪ ..past your door 00:25:18.800 --> 00:25:22.680 align:center ♪ But you don't live there anymore 00:25:22.680 --> 00:25:24.920 align:center ♪ It's years since you've been there... ♪ 00:25:24.920 --> 00:25:27.440 align:center Um, should we just...put him in? 00:25:27.440 --> 00:25:29.200 align:center Yeah. Oh, she wants me to say... 00:25:29.200 --> 00:25:30.800 align:center Oh, wait - his favourite toy. Oh, shit. 00:25:30.800 --> 00:25:32.400 align:center Huh? Shit. 00:25:32.400 --> 00:25:34.000 align:center What? Her what? Oh. 00:25:35.320 --> 00:25:38.120 align:center ♪ You've found some better place 00:25:38.120 --> 00:25:40.600 align:center ♪ And I miss you... ♪ 00:25:42.080 --> 00:25:43.920 align:center Goodbye, good boy. 00:25:43.920 --> 00:25:46.040 align:center ♪ Like the deserts miss the rain 00:25:46.040 --> 00:25:49.400 align:center ♪ And I miss you 00:25:50.400 --> 00:25:54.000 align:center ♪ Like the deserts miss the rain 00:25:55.320 --> 00:25:57.760 align:center ♪ Could you be dead... ♪ 00:25:57.760 --> 00:25:59.280 align:center He doesn't fit. 00:25:59.280 --> 00:26:01.320 align:center You don't think... He should definitely... 00:26:01.320 --> 00:26:03.200 align:center I mean, he doesn't. Um...OK. Well... 00:26:03.200 --> 00:26:06.120 align:center Do you want... Should I just, um... I don't know. No. God! Oh, my god. 00:26:06.120 --> 00:26:07.800 align:center I can't. 00:26:08.840 --> 00:26:10.720 align:center Come on, boy. 00:26:10.720 --> 00:26:12.760 align:center (GRUNTS) OK. 00:26:15.320 --> 00:26:20.480 align:center ♪ And I can only see you shout down to me 00:26:21.680 --> 00:26:23.560 align:center ♪ Where I always... ♪ 00:26:23.560 --> 00:26:25.480 align:center Shit. Shit. What? What? 00:26:25.480 --> 00:26:27.280 align:center People. People! Where? 00:26:27.280 --> 00:26:29.480 align:center (INDISTINCT CONVERSATION) 00:26:29.480 --> 00:26:32.480 align:center ♪ Like the deserts miss the rain... ♪ 00:26:32.480 --> 00:26:34.320 align:center OK. Go. Yes. Are they...? 00:26:36.920 --> 00:26:40.440 align:center ♪ Like the deserts miss the rain 00:26:40.440 --> 00:26:44.920 align:center ♪ And I miss you 00:26:44.920 --> 00:26:48.440 align:center ♪ Like the deserts miss the rain 00:26:48.440 --> 00:26:52.360 align:center ♪ And I miss you 00:26:52.360 --> 00:26:56.560 align:center ♪ Like the deserts miss the rain. ♪ 00:27:04.840 --> 00:27:06.760 align:center ♪ Back on that train... ♪ 00:27:06.760 --> 00:27:08.360 align:center Goodnight, Roland. 00:27:08.360 --> 00:27:12.720 align:center ♪ I ask, why did I come again? 00:27:12.720 --> 00:27:15.520 align:center ♪ Can I confess 00:27:15.520 --> 00:27:19.800 align:center ♪ I've been hanging round your old address? 00:27:19.800 --> 00:27:23.040 align:center ♪ And the years have proved 00:27:24.040 --> 00:27:27.800 align:center ♪ To offer nothing since you've moved 00:27:27.800 --> 00:27:30.600 align:center ♪ You're long gone 00:27:31.600 --> 00:27:34.240 align:center ♪ But I can't move on 00:27:34.240 --> 00:27:35.177 align:center ♪ And I miss you... ♪