Welcome back to The Cocktail Sessions on Mad For Music Radio.
Next is an all-time favorite, "Tumhi Ho Bandhu."
We literally ordered chili cheese toast with ragi bread.
And this is not ragi.
Here, look at me.
Are you even a chef?
We didn't pay 750 rupees for this!
- I told you all… - It's crazy!
We didn't come here to…
Taste test?
Raghu?
Bite.
Clearly.
That's clearly maida.
- You're absolutely right. - Yeah.
It's gonna take about ten minutes because, you know, ragi needs its time.
Yeah.
Take your time.
And…
till then, what are you gonna do for me?
- For us! - Yeah. Us.
For the table, on the house…
something really spicy?
I love spicy.
Spicy?
Doesn't look like she can handle it.
Hey! I can handle it.
You can? Okay then.
Especially for the table, our very own…
gluten-free,
sugar-free,
lactose-free,
- raw… - Stop.
Golgappas.
- Golgappas? - You have those?
It's not on the menu.
- Okay, okay. - But it's going to be a rage very soon.
- Just two minutes. - Okay.
Be right back. Thank you for your patience, ladies.
Listen to me now
Move with the groove and listen to me
I ain't lying, I speak honestly
There's nobody else quite like us
We Punjabis are built differently
Our style comes packed With swagger and heat
We dance all night to every beat
Never stop and never feel defeat
- Hello. - Hi, baby.
Don't be late. Eight o'clock means eight o'clock.
You picked up the kurta from the dry cleaner, right?
Yeah, I'm heading there right now.
The dry cleaner closes at six o'clock.
I've got that sorted, baby.
He'll be open until eight. I'll see you there.
Okay, baby. I'm headed to the salon.
Call me if you need anything, okay?
Why would I need anything? I'm a…
I'm a grown man.
I can handle my own clothes.
Bye.
Love you, darling.
Hey!
Help me put on the jacket.
That's not for sale. It's only for display.
You bring people to my restaurant without reservations too.
I do make adjustments, don't I?
Should I stop doing that?
Chotu, take the pants off.
Not yours, idiot. Take off his pants.
You're cute.
Shall we?
This kurta isn't yours.
Of course it's mine, baby.
Let's go.
You forgot, didn't you?
Tell me, I won't eat you alive.
But anyway…
it looks good on you.
Couldn't risk it.
But you could eat me alive, you know? I'm quite delicious.
Really?
Yeah.
Baby, I don't want to go.
Come on, let's go. We'll dance with everyone.
All the uncles will ask, "Married yet?"
Now you two, hurry up and get married.
Yes, Aunty.
You always say, "Yes, Aunty," and dodge the question!
Kunal, when will you be a groom?
We're practically married, Uncle. Only the wedding rituals are left.
Then go ahead and do the rituals too. What's stopping you?
What are you two waiting for?
Yes, Aunty. You go.
Aunty!
Weddings are expensive, Uncle. You know how it is.
Think of how many vacations that money could pay for.
Right, Diya?
He's joking, Uncle. We're very happy where we are.
Where are you? Tell me, where are you?
Answer.
We're practically married, Aunty.
We've already done everything
married couples do.
Just the wedding is pending.
Emotionally and physically, we're already married.
- Shut up, Kunal. - Rascal.
Drink a little less, please.
I just started.
- Good one! - That was a good one!
Where are Adi and Ruhi?
I don't think they're coming.
Don't tell anyone,
but I heard they're splitting up.
Why?
They seemed like a happy couple.
Adi was a little too happy, apparently.
- He found happiness elsewhere too. - Come on, dude.
What are you saying? Think before you speak.
Not another affair, guys.
Ruhi found chats on his phone.
He was planning a "business trip" with an intern.
To Bangkok!
Oh, man! Why bother getting married if this is how you're going to be?
- Just stay single and have fun. - True.
You know, I just didn't expect Adi to be like this. It's…
What an idiot!
Who would even save chats like these?
Excuse me?
So he's not an idiot for cheating, but for getting caught?
No, baby.
This wasn't some heat-of-the-moment thing.
He obviously planned this.
Such terrible planning!
He didn't even delete the chats from his phone!
I agree.
Honestly, baby,
if I ever cheated…
you'd never find out.
I'm telling you guys.
I swear, I'm very smart.
Kunal…
wanna get slapped?
No. That's why I'd plan better.
Baby… the volume's too loud.
If you can't handle your drinks, why drink so much?
Baby, I think the booze was dodgy.
You know my capacity.
Weak buzz? Blame the booze. Strong buzz? Blame the booze.
Funny how the booze is always the problem!
Baby, what's with you this morning?
Do you have any idea what you say when you're drunk?
I was so embarrassed yesterday.
What did I say?
"If I ever cheated, she'd never find out."
Why? Are you planning to cheat on me?
No, baby.
I was just joking.
I just meant…
Adi can be so stupid!
WhatsApp!
If his stupidity is what surprises you, then just say he's stupid!
Who actually brags about being better at cheating on their girlfriend?
I was just saying…
I'm smarter than Adi.
And you're more trusting than Ruhi.
So, if something ever happened--
Just hear me out.
If something ever happened, you'd never find out.
Baby, the key word is "if."
You really think that could happen to us?
Are you crazy?
Our relationship is so strong.
You're so sweet, my love.
The booze was definitely dodgy.
WhatsApp!
Ruhi?
Nice guys don't exist, Diya.
If you don't mind me asking…
were things between you already bad, or did this come as a surprise?
You've seen us.
Did we ever look unhappy?
We've been together for six years, Diya.
He asked me to marry him.
He proposed…
And if he had to cheat,
he could've done it before getting married.
I would've yelled, fought,
and then accepted he was done.
You and Kunal can still discuss things when something goes wrong.
I mean, Kunal is a green forest.
He doesn't even flirt.
Is he a cheater?
Cheater, cheater, cheater…
Yeah, baby?
Baby!
Listen, I'll be late tonight.
I'm going to the gym after work.
Why? You played football just this morning.
Yeah, but Raghu wants to hit the gym, so I'm tagging along.
Since when does Raghu work out?
Ever since he found a girl to impress with his body.
Hello? Baby?
I'll call you after work.
Love you. Bye.
Twinkle Twinkle, dim the lights
Let's do cardio through the night!
Baby?
Baby!
I'm going for a sports massage, then I'll head to work.
I messed my back up at the gym.
Back.
Love you!
Finish the avocado.
Harder! Harder!
Yeah, harder!
Harder! Harder!
Harder!
Baby…
Baby?
I'm leaving.
That massage therapist was too hard on me.
It was really bad for me.
Now I have to spend all day on my feet, working with that French pastry chef.
Bye.
All day on my feet…
I am your lollipop
Baby, I am your lollipop
All day on my feet…
Baby, I am your lollipop
I am your lollipop
You can't scare me like that!
Okay, okay, baby. Sorry, sorry, sorry.
You scared me.
Why aren't you asleep?
What is it?
Why aren't we getting married?
Where did that come from?
You always say we're practically married, minus the rituals.
So, why not just do them?
You didn't want to get married either.
You said that wherever we are, we're in a good place.
It wasn't just me who didn't want to get married. You didn't either.
What if I've changed my mind?
Then let's get married right away
if that'll make you happy.
But if we're only doing it to make others happy,
that's a little stupid, right?
What's on your mind?
Come here.
I'm sorry.
All these pointless questions just got to me.
I need to get away from all of this.
So, let's do that.
We saved a fortune by not getting married.
Let's spend it on a trip.
- Really? - Yeah, of course.
- You plan it. - I love you.
This is enough for us!
It's written all over you!
We travel the world Yet you stay with me
Two free souls, same city
We don't need a promise This is enough
Stay here among the light and the wine
If time challenges us
We laugh even harder
How is it?
This is one of Sicily's secret top ten cafes.
- I really love it, baby. - Yeah?
I can't believe it's you!
Diya!
Never thought we'd meet again!
- Who are you? - What?
You forgot already?
So, out of sight, out of mind?
Excuse me? Who are you?
Anshul.
Come on, how could you forget me?
Especially after that insane weekend we had together.
Hey, hold up!
One second. Do you know him?
- No, baby, of course not. - What is he saying?
Hi, I'm Anshul.
I think you've got me confused with someone else.
- Yeah. - Never seen him in my life.
I trust you, baby.
- Yeah. Thanks. - Happens, buddy.
No problem. It happens.
One second.
You're Diya, right?
- Yeah. - Ally's friend from university?
- Yeah. - You have told me about Ally.
- See? - What…
- Hi. I'm Anshul. - I know that. Put your hand down
Ring a bell now?
- No! - Come on!
There's no way I'd confuse you with someone else.
Especially after that mad, wild weekend we had together.
My God!
- Kunal, do something! - Goosebumps!
Goosebumps!
- Goosebumps! - Goosebumps!
- Show me. Wow, you really have them! - Kunal!
- Yeah, man. - Time to go, buddy.
Chill, bro. Why are you getting so worked up?
Didn't even introduce yourself.
- Hi, I'm Anshul. - Just stop it.
Listen, I admit I had a friend named Ally.
But I seriously have no idea what you're talking about.
Okay. Does this ring a bell?
Yeah? What about now?
- Goosebumps? - Yeah.
- Goosebumps again? - Dude, shut up. What the--
Remember…
Chill, bro! It's a joke!
Look at her.
She movin' like
My-my-my sweetheart
Oh, my sweetheart!
The arrows from your eyes
Strike right every time
You bitch!
Dude.
Oh, God!
- What's up? - You come to my turf and don't even call?
You had this coming.
- Sheesh! - Sorry, bro.
It was her idea.
So, this is the famous Ally. The troublemaker.
- Hi, troublemaker - Hi.
Oh, formal and all.
Come here. How are you doing?
- I'm good. How are you? - Nice to finally meet you.
Heard a lot about you back in college.
If you guys are done, can I leave now?
Thanks, my love.
- Ciao. - Ciao.
- Bye, Anshul. - Anshul.
Sameer.
Shut up, Vikram.
Be honest.
Your heart sank a bit, didn't it?
Yeah, obviously.
But I knew she wasn't actually wicked.
- Exactly. Thank you. - You sure look the part, though.
I don't just look it. I am it.
Really? I believe you.
What are you doing in Sicily?
What were you just telling Anshul?
"I had a friend…"
Now that I'm past tense,
how would you know where I am or what I'm doing?
Listen, it's not that.
Came here six months ago on holiday.
Liked the place, so I stayed.
- Settle down already! - Are you mad?
I agree. Settle down already!
Guys, last month I was bartending.
This month, I'm teaching dance.
I'm basically playing hide-and-seek with boredom.
I see.
So before it seeks me out, I disappear.
But how'd you find us?
You post about 200 updates a day.
So, baby, ignoring you isn't just hard, it's impossible.
- Impossible. I agree with her. - Right.
- Yeah. - Actually, thanks to those posts,
- I feel like I already know him. - Right?
- Yeah. - See!
But I don't know her at all. Where were you hiding her?
Besides the fact that I should be wary of her.
- Oh! - Where were you?
Didn't you just hear? She keeps disappearing.
I'm meeting her after years myself.
Don't worry, we'll get acquainted soon enough.
How long is your trip?
- Ten days? Yeah. - Ten days.
Whatever touristy plan you guys have, cancel them. You're staying with me.
I'll show you the real Sicily. A better holiday experience, I promise.
That's really sweet, but this is her holiday.
- What? - Where we'll go, what we'll do…
she's planned it all. So, whatever you want.
Makes no difference to me.
- She's promising a better holiday. - Really?
- So, let's give it a shot. - I love you.
Come on, come on!
- Come on! - I'll dance nonstop
Till you tell me to stop
I'll dance nonstop Till you tell me to stop
Maybe I miss the beat But my heart stays in sync
How long should I fight This dancing heart?
I'll dance nonstop Till you tell me to stop
Nonstop, till you tell me to stop
Today I dance and thank the skies
Looking into my beloved's eyes
I don't need nobody else
I've left the world behind myself
Come on, get into that Sufi high
And act a little foolish tonight
To hell with all this worldly grind
How long can these dancing feet Be stopped?
I'll dance nonstop Till you tell me to stop
Gotta keep on…
My love, this fire burning inside me
Burns inside your heart twice fiercely
Both our hearts got burned the same
Now who cares how fierce the flame was?
Tonight for love, I drink away
Let's see how long this wild heart Won't stray
How long can we keep each other In the dark?
I'll dance nonstop Till you tell me to stop
This burning youth is red-hot
How long till the spark erupts?
I'll dance nonstop Till you tell me to stop
I love you like the roots in the sand
DANCE CLASS
- And I love you… - What's wrong with you?
Like God loves His plan
- I love you - I'll dance nonstop
Till you tell me to stop
- Like death loves a man - Kunal!
I go bang, bang, bang, bang
Bang, back again
I love you like chisel and stone
I love you like needle and bone
I love you…
- I go bang, bang, bang, bang - Hey, should we go?
- Bang, back again - Do you want to?
Okay.
I love you…
Welcome to Radio Bella Vita.
How come Sicily of all places?
It's wedding season in India.
We wanted to get out of the city and go somewhere nobody asks,
"When are you getting married?"
Join the gang, babe.
I did this years ago.
Now my parents neither ask about my marriage
nor invite me to anyone else's wedding.
But this one loves attending every wedding on Earth.
Oh.
Kunal, can you grab a bottle from the wine cellar downstairs, please?
- Yeah, of course. - Yeah?
- Downstairs? - Yeah, on the right.
Thank you. Be right back, baby.
Yeah.
Can I ask you an aunty-type question?
Why aren't you guys married yet?
You seem perfect together.
If only I knew what he was thinking, I could do something about it.
If I asked, he'd even do it.
But I don't want that.
He loves me.
Maybe just not enough to marry me.
Maybe he's still with me
just to avoid a messy breakup.
Our families are close too.
Has he ever hinted he's not happy in this relationship?
No, not really.
So you've just created this whole story in your head?
There has to be a reason behind that thought process.
Maybe he's waiting for you to say, "Let's get married."
I know what you're…
Found it?
Oh, no, not this one.
There's an open bottle in the wine cooler.
Please get that one.
- Sorry. - Of course.
- Thank you. - Thank you, baby.
Enjoy your time.
Thank you, baby.
I know what you mean.
But we've been together for so long,
sometimes I can't tell if it's love or just a habit anymore.
Habit forms through love, though, right?
Yeah, but what if all that's left is habit and the love is gone?
You don't love him anymore?
I do love him.
So then?
I just wish there was some way to know how he feels.
There is a way!
It's called a conversation.
It's not that easy.
Try it.
Or maybe… he just doesn't want to commit.
Will you do me a favor?
Yeah, anything. Tell me.
Can you make him fall for you?
What?!
Hit on him.
Like a threesome?
No, idiot! Not a threesome!
You're impossible!
I just want to know
whether he's in this relationship because he genuinely wants to be.
If you succeed, I'll get clarity.
If you really want to test whether he really loves you,
wouldn't it be better if you slept with someone
and then see if he stays or not?
But I love him.
It's his feelings I'm unsure about.
I want to give him the chance to walk out of it,
if that's what he wants.
Is it his love you want to test or his character?
If he shows interest in me on his own, I'll understand.
But if I'm throwing myself at him and he still doesn't respond,
then either he's dead from the waist down
or has superhuman self-control.
Okay, let's say he doesn't respond.
Who's to say he won't end up falling for another girl someday?
It doesn't work this way.
Feelings don't stick forever.
Nothing's permanent.
They can always change.
Why are you overthinking this?
It's a fun challenge.
What do you have to lose?
Are you sure?
Because this "fun challenge"
could destroy your perfectly good relationship.
I must tell you that.
I'm sure.
This could complicate our friendship too.
It's been ten years since we last met.
We're not such good friends.
Ouch!
Okay!
By the way, I don't handle rejection well.
So, if he doesn't respond to my flirting, which never happens, by the way,
and my ego gets bruised, don't blame me.
I won't.
Okay, how far does he need to slip before you believe he doesn't love you?
What do you mean?
I mean… this far?
This far?
- Or all the way… - Okay, okay, okay, enough!
That's enough to give me clarity.
Kunal!
- Wine. - Yeah, that's the right one.
What are you two talking about?
Negotiating your price.
I said, now that we've found a diamond, we might as well bid for it.
We were fixing the price.
I'm not a diamond. I'm Kohinoor.
It's not that easy to own me.
Good night, ladies.
Sorry. Good night.
You are gonna have a really good night.
Good night, baby.
- Nice ass. - Wait. Hold on a second.
Ciao, my bellas!
Hi.
Slept well?
- Yeah. - I'm here to cuddle with my baby.
I spent two years in the hostel, waking up to her alarm in her arms.
- I too want to cuddle with my baby. - Oh my God!
Guys, guys, time out! God!
Baby… you're not ticklish?
What?
She's not, but I am.
Don't worry, it's okay.
What's the hurry, darling?
She won't get jealous of me.
- Right? - I'll manage.
She may not get jealous,
but you can't handle all this hotness.
Try me.
Breakfast?
Listen, I'll join you in some time.
I have two emails to send before that.
Okay.
I'll join you.
Okay. So…
DANCE CLASS LEARN TO DANCE
Okay, this will be fun.
Breakfast!
If you're vacationing with me, you need to loosen up a lot, my friend.
Two drinks in, and I'm completely loosened up.
Can't wait.
I need a guy's perspective on something.
Ask away. I'm a guy.
Unsolicited opinions are my thing.
Is there such a thing as too much passion?
What?
Well, my last relationship, or whatever it was,
ended because he thought that's all I ever wanted.
He should've been happy, right?
What do you think?
You're a narbhakshi.
What's that?
"Nar" means man. Me.
"Bhakshi" means eater. That's you.
No, no, I'm serious. From a guy's perspective,
is being passionate really a bad thing?
And who passes on an opportunity
to have a purely physical relationship?
With me.
Would you?
- Boo! - Oh!
Baby! Where were you?
I was waiting for you.
- I was finalizing today's plan. - Yeah?
I've booked us a vineyard tour.
I have no interest in watching wine being made.
I've planned an architecture tour.
It's her holiday. She gets to decide.
No, baby, it's okay.
I know you'll get bored.
You go with her.
I'll see you both at dinner.
No, we're on this holiday together. We'll do everything together.
Don't be silly. I'll come with you, baby.
Baby, we can do things separately for one day.
What's the big deal?
Really?
- Yeah. - Come here.
Shall we?
- Miss… - How much?
A coppola for your handsome boyfriend?
- No, no, no. - Yeah…
- I'm… I'm not her… - Yes.
I'll take…
I'll pay for it.
- You'll give a discount? - It's okay, it's okay.
I've conned plenty of guys before.
You can join that distinguished list too.
You reacted to the idea of being my boyfriend
as if I'd insulted you.
Am I really that bad?
No! Not at all.
I just didn't want you to feel awkward.
Who knows if I'm even your type?
You are.
Isn't it crazy?
If you crush these ordinary grapes the right way…
at the right temperature, under the right conditions, in the right barrel,
leave them alone long enough,
and they become something extraordinary.
You know, it's not just grapes.
Apples, pears, cherries…
every fruit carries a little intoxication.
So you are passionate about something.
Of course.
What made you think I'm not passionate?
What else are you passionate about?
Food!
Eating it and cooking it.
It's no different, really.
The right ingredients, a little patience, a little time.
Magic.
Come with me.
So, what's next?
- Cheers! - Cheers!
Hello.
Starting off with a light-bodied red for the lovely couple.
Go ahead, say it.
Tell him we're not a couple. We're just friends.
If Diya heard, she'd lose it.
It's not like that.
I didn't mean it like that back then either.
There you go with the decency.
What's wrong with men these days?
Earlier, if I went out for drinks with a guy,
the first thing on his mind was getting me drunk
and taking advantage of me.
Little did they know, ten guys like them would've gone down
before I even got out of my seat.
Let the others take advantage.
I'm happy to bear your loss with you.
Oh… I like this Kunal.
Even if you want to run away You never find an escape route
Anyone who embraces you Even for a moment
Lives an entire lifetime in that moment
If something burns The smoke always shows
I'm so lost in you I don't even know how anymore
Careful…
or you'll fall in love with me.
It was a joke, man!
There goes my fantasy!
Car breaks down on a highway.
I'm stranded.
And a dreamy man plays the guitar to entertain me.
Oh, I forgot to ask Diya where we're meeting for dinner.
- One second. - What's the hurry?
Live in the moment, my friend.
Come here. Sit. Sit down.
I don't know about those ten guys you've been with before…
but you've definitely folded.
No.
Here, drink this water.
My legs aren't strong enough to carry you back.
- At least try. - Go on, drink it.
Thank you.
Anshul!
Goosebumps.
Don't make any plans tomorrow.
- We're going on a road trip. - Okay.
I'll just freshen up and come.
Wait. I'll come too.
One second.
Nothing!
I went at him like a sizzling hot dish,
and he kept rejecting me like yesterday's stale leftovers.
What's wrong with him?
Seriously, what is wrong with him?
Give it time.
Maybe try harder.
You know, I think he's not responding
because he doesn't want to seem like a player or a cheater.
You'll have to nudge a little too.
But what do I do?
Maybe just try and push him away.
Get him out of this lovey-dovey holiday zone.
- Do something! - Okay, okay!
Come on, Diya!
Why do girls always go to the bathroom together?
Do your pee cycles sync too?
Could you think before you speak for once?
Baby, I just said pee cycle--
Everything's a joke to you!
At least look around before blurting things out!
It's okay, relax.
It's just me.
What's the big deal?
Should we order? I'm so hungry.
Baby, you order.
You know this stuff better.
Pass me the menu.
You handle his order. I'll handle mine.
Please.
Sure.
You know what I would love to have right now?
Kadhi chawal.
That's the only thing I miss from India.
You should've told me!
I would've made kadhi chawal for her.
When was the last time you cooked?
"I would've made it," he says!
Sorry, guys. Sorry.
Kunal, shut the window!
Baby, why are you sleeping here?
- I'm really sorry about last night-- - Shut up!
My head is exploding.
Ciao, my bellas!
Ready for the trip of your lives, guys?
What?
Her head's exploding.
She gets bad migraines.
I think we might have to cancel the trip.
- No! - Yeah!
- Kunal! - Sorry. Sorry, baby.
I booked such a sexy villa.
And it's all non-refundable, you know?
But it's okay.
It's just money. It's fine.
No, no, it's not okay.
You two go ahead. I'll join you tomorrow.
Meaning?
There's no point in you staying back.
I'm going to sleep all day anyway.
I'm okay.
- Are you insane? - Kunal!
I'm just saying, are you insane?
We're not going without you, baby.
We're not gonna leave you alone.
We're not gonna leave her alone, right?
Of course not.
Yeah.
It's just one day.
And you know this happens all the time.
I'm really fine, guys.
You should just go.
No, baby, we're not going to leave you alone.
- It's not possible. - You guys go.
You two decide. I'll be back in five. Yeah?
Take care, baby.
Get some rest, okay?
- Kunal! - Sorry.
Shut the door lightly.
Yes, yes, yes.
Feel better.
"Take care, baby. Rest, baby!"
"My sweet baby!"
I just hope all this decency you've been showing
doesn't bore me on this trip.
So basically, you want to meet the Delhi guy in me?
Today I'll show you my inner Delhi boy.
Come on, Delhiites, recognize your boy!
Where'd I come from? Who am I?
- Come on, follow me! - Come, get me now
Come, get me now
You know, I wonder why you seduce me Whenever you come close
You talk to people and I never understand
Why you do it?
We seem like friends Who are going to end up in trouble
Someone's feeling rich.
The standard I booked was perfectly fine.
But you pay three times over and get us a convertible.
- I love it. - Okay, listen, Ally.
Don't mention this car to Diya,
or I'll get schooled on financial responsibility.
Diya? Who's she?
Just keep splurging on me, baby.
I'll steal you away from her.
You won't need to steal me away.
Just ask, and Diya will happily give me away.
Judging by your behavior, it feels like you're the one who wants out.
You still hide things from her after all these years?
It's been years, and that's exactly why we hide things sometimes.
We both hide things sometimes.
Because we know exactly what causes fights now.
Little white lies that
hurt no one and cause no fights.
I think it's okay.
Wow!
So much passion.
Tell me more.
She's more mature than I am with money.
If it weren't for her, I'd still be living off my parents.
You know, this reminds me of a movie.
What was that film called?
Oh, yeah.
"Dimaag Waale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge."
Or was it, "Kuch Kuch Socha Hai"?
Your sense of humor is terrible.
No, seriously, these are some of my favorite films.
"Imperfect Hue Toh Darna Kya?"
"Compromise To Hona Hi Tha."
"Rehna Hai Tere Banaye Hue Budget Mein."
"Kaho Na Maturity Hai."
"Practicality Aaj Kal."
Baby, what's up?
Tell me about yourself
Stay out with me during the weekend
Baby, I don't know
Maybe I'll leave
Give me a sign
Because, deep down…
You, here beside me Tell me, what are you doing here?
You ask me, baby How many places you'll see
Let's go to Brunei The UK, Los Angeles
If you know About fake people
I'll say goodbye to you
Can I drive too?
Hold on!
You live here.
You can drive whenever you want.
Please.
I "begs" you.
Okay, I'll be nice.
So sweet.
Come, get me now
What can we do? We've got a heart
Come, get me now
That's exactly why all problems start
Come, get me now
What can we do? We've got a heart
Come, get me now
That's exactly why all problems start
Come, get me now
If I have to die for you
I won't even sigh, it's true
My-my-my sweetheart
Oh, my sweetheart!
The arrows from your eyes
Strike right every time
My-my-my sweetheart
Oh, my sweetheart!
The arrows from your eyes
Strike right every time
You know, I wonder why you seduce me Whenever you come close
You talk to people and I never understand
Why you do it?
We seem like friends Who are going to end up in trouble
Come, get me now
Anyone your glance turns into prey
Somehow stops trying to run away
The one you hold close for a moment
Lives in that single moment Their whole damn life
It's the fate of lovers to lose their mind
And lay the blame on the beauty
Sorry if I look at you
I don't know What else to say anymore
Stay with me until the end
My-my-my sweetheart
Oh, my sweetheart!
The arrows from your eyes
Strike right every time
My love, my darling, my sweetheart
How are you?
Listen, I need another day with him.
Don't come tomorrow.
Come the day after.
Why? Did something happen?
Did he do something?
No, no, not yet.
But something's building.
We're at the campsite now.
All alone.
There's always a chance, you know.
- Okay. - Let's see…
whether he slips or not.
Bye.
I feel bad now.
I'm out here having fun while you're stuck there sick.
Oh, baby, don't overthink it.
We'd both get bored here.
Have fun. I'll see you the day after.
I'll miss you, baby. Bye.
I'll miss you too, baby.
You ass! You woke up early just to drive?
Of course.
I got you something.
- Really? What is it? - It's in the back seat.
This?
Kadhi chawal!
How?
Oh my God, I can't believe this!
How is it?
This is so good.
Where did you get it from?
I convinced the kitchen tent chef
and made it for you this morning before the kitchen opened.
- You made this? - Yeah.
For me?
Just for you.
What are you doing?
I might actually steal you away! Cutie!
I swear on kadhi chawal, I'll keep you happier than Diya ever could, darling!
Hey, what-- Stop it! Have you lost it?
We'll die!
We'll live together and die together. I'm ready for it.
I'm not ready for it!
What are you doing?
I'm damn ticklish!
Oh my God!
You okay?
What's wrong?
My kadhi chawal…
I'll make you some more.
I don't believe in tomorrow.
Today is all I have.
Wasn't this your fantasy?
Car breaks down on a highway,
and someone plays the guitar to entertain you?
I'm just fulfilling that.
O' my wave
You flow on, unaware of the shore
Stay
How do fleeting moments Turn into something more?
If we had never crossed paths
As your body got drenched
Somehow my heart was drenched the same
This closeness may be without reason
Yet the hesitation only feeds the flame
How else could pale mornings assume
The taste of afternoons in bloom?
How would we find In the desolation of the heart
A city that lies asleep?
O' my wave
You flow on, unaware of the shore
O' my wave
You know how do fleeting moments Turn into something more?
If we had never crossed paths
If we had never…
Crossed paths
You don't do these things with Diya?
We used to…
when we were younger.
The crazy things we did!
So, that's it now?
Is this how you'll spend the rest of your life?
What about the future?
The future is built on the past.
With every passing second, our past gets bigger…
and our future keeps shrinking.
Our happiness comes from the past too.
By reminiscing about the life we've lived.
Who knows about things that haven't happened yet?
What's the point of thinking about them?
Don't get philosophical.
Just answer simply.
When you first fell in love with Diya,
you did all those things.
Why don't you do them anymore?
Because we're not kids anymore.
Is there an age limit on having fun?
I guess…
we're comfortable now.
With where and who we are.
That's sad.
If comfort is the reason to spend your life with someone,
then I'd rather be with my bed.
Nothing's more comfortable than that.
Your bed?
How are you still single?
I'm single for now.
Plenty have come and gone.
Never found someone worth holding onto?
Boyfriends, relationships, jobs, even cities…
when they're new, they feel amazing.
There's excitement in them.
But after a point, they become obligations.
Everything comes with an expiry date.
And after expiry, even medicine turns poisonous, right?
Who's being philosophical now?
Come on. Love is the most basic human need.
How can you not believe in it?
Who says I don't believe in it?
I believe in love.
I just don't believe in being tied down by it.
As long as it lasts, it lasts.
I don't believe in this "forever" nonsense.
Who broke Ally's heart?
Who would dare?
I never give anyone the chance.
I'm long gone before things get there.
So afraid of heartbreak that you never let yourself fall in love.
That's unfair to yourself too, right?
Whether you find it or not,
one should always yearn for love.
For someone to hold onto.
Yearn?
Meaning…
desire.
The day I find someone worth holding onto,
you'll be the first to know.
Got someone in mind?
Hello, Ally?
Hello.
Listen, I've almost reached.
Ally? You okay?
All good?
It's okay, you can tell me.
Yeah… no.
You just come.
No, Ally, but--
Hello?
Coffee.
Thanks.
You okay?
Yeah.
About last night…
don't overthink it.
It happens. We're adults.
Yeah… chill.
Just forget it.
Forgotten.
What happened?
Whatever it is, just say it. I can handle it.
Ally?
Say something!
Nothing happened.
Relax. Nothing happened.
Kunal passed with flying colors.
I tried so hard, but…
You flirted properly, right?
Seriously, babe?
Sorry.
He really loves you.
God knows why, but he does.
Didn't slip even for a second.
I feel so stupid.
First I got rejected,
and now I don't even know what he thinks of me.
Trust me, he won't think badly of you.
And I promise you, he doesn't judge people.
Bitch, you owe me big time.
I know. And I love you.
Wait, wait, wait.
If nothing happened, why'd you scare me on the phone?
Because you deserved it.
Just wanted to mess with you.
You bitch.
Diya?
When did you get here? I've been calling you forever.
Why didn't you answer?
You should've called. I'd have come to pick you up.
How are you feeling?
You okay? Feeling better?
I love you, baby.
I love you too.
Oh, my companion Teach me to love
I've forsaken the world Teach me to love
Oh, my companion Teach me to love
I've forsaken the world Teach me to love
When my beloved stands by me
Why should this world matter to me?
The world tries to restrict me
But this world was never home to me
You're my dawn, you're my dusk
You're my companion, the one I trust
Every time, every minute of the day
You're my companion, the one I trust
You're my dawn, you're my dusk
You're my companion, the one I trust
Love is what dwells in my heart
No one knows who rules my heart
When my beloved cherishes me
Why should this world matter to me?
You're my victory The world's a defeat to me
This world was never home to me
You're my dawn, you're my dusk
You're my companion, the one I trust
You're my dawn, you're my dusk
You're my companion, the one I trust
I'm no longer in my senses Hold on to me
You're my companion, the one I trust
You're my dawn, you're my dusk
You're my companion, the one I trust
You're my dawn, you're my dusk
You're my companion, the one I trust
Hi.
Just wanted to thank you for everything.
I'm really, really happy we met.
Holiday's over, and suddenly the decency is back?
Told you, this fake decency doesn't suit you Delhiites.
One second.
Diya, the taxi's here. Let's go.
Coming!
Bye.
Hey!
Thank you so much.
Come on!
I don't think anyone else in your place would've done what you did.
You done?
Yeah.
Listen, you're coming to the wedding.
Listen, I love you, but I'm not coming.
You know I hate weddings.
Tell me your honeymoon destination.
I'll show up for the party, I promise.
But seriously, thank you for everything.
And I'm seeing you soon.
No, you're not.
If we had never crossed paths
If we had never…
Crossed paths
- Surprise! - Surprise!
Surprise!
Yeah, he's here too.
I'm not seeing anything before the 24th of next month.
Then change your glasses. You might see things better.
Good joke.
- Yeah, but-- - Pandit ji…
they can at least get engaged, right?
- Of course! That's completely up to you. - Well…
Why don't we throw one big party for the same?
- Yes! - Done, done!
What do you say?
Uncle, proposals are basically engagements these days.
Put on a ring, post it on social media, and it's official.
Diya, first of all, stop calling us Uncle-Aunty.
- Call us Mummy-Papa. - Yeah.
And secondly,
we weren't there for the proposal.
- Exactly! - Do this one for us.
Yes.
Mom…
you won't be there for the honeymoon either.
Give him a whack for me.
One more on my behalf.
He has no sense of when to say what.
Next Sunday, we're throwing a huge party.
- Done! - Okay!
- Done! - Done!
- Leave the whiskey and tequila to us. - And this time…
May I have your attention, please?
Did what my heart desired tonight
I don't care What anybody thinks either way
What customs, what rules, who decides?
I don't care What anybody thinks either way
Did what my heart desired tonight
I felt no shame before the world outside
What customs, what rules, who decides?
I felt no shame before the world outside
I swear, I felt no shame tonight
Star, like a movie star
One look from you steals every heart
What a masterpiece you are!
Your eyes strike arrows
Your attitude cuts like a sword though
What a masterpiece you are!
Dance, dance with all your might
Smash every table glass tonight
Dance, everybody dance all night
Even if it's five in the morning light
You're the ailment You're the cure tonight
You felt no shame before the world outside
What customs, what rules, who decides?
I felt no shame before the world outside
Get ready to dance!
Dance with friends
Dance for your friends
Dance with friends
Dance for your friends
Dance with friends
Dance for your friends
Dance with friends
Dance with your friends
I don't care What anybody thinks either way
You didn't think I'd come, right?
No… I knew you would.
And I'm so glad you came.
Of course.
A bride getting married without her bridesmaid?
Impossible.
Honestly, you're perfect for bridesmaid duty.
Things are going to get pretty chaotic over the next month.
I really can't think of anyone else to handle it.
Chaotic?
Who would dare cause chaos?
Mark my words, I'll have them in tears!
There's only one person who has the right to create chaos at your wedding.
Me.
I don't care What anybody thinks either way
It's super late. No point unpacking tonight.
What do I do with this?
You'll sleep in these clothes?
Who sleeps with clothes on?
You don't?
My body and I like our freedom.
Try it.
It's amazing.
What?
You guys shower with clothes on?
Get massages fully dressed?
Or once you guys are done doing it, you put your clothes back on to sleep?
Yeah.
No!
Are you serious?
I mean… yeah!
No, she means "yeah" for the last one.
- Massage and shower, of course-- - Kunal… baby.
- It's understood. - Just clarifying.
Try it once.
Your girls and your boys will thank you.
They suffocate in there.
A little freedom is good for them, you know.
Actually, try it tonight.
Baby, it's too late.
I have neither the energy nor the mood.
There's more to life than sex.
I was just giving my boys some fresh air.
You know, my boys…
You seriously want to try what Ally said?
Why not?
Okay.
No, not just yet
You'll have to wait a little yet
No, never
I'm far too restless
It's rubbish.
Yeah.
Damn!
My-my-my sweetheart
Hi.
Sorry, I'm used to living alone.
Didn't realize you'd be awake.
Of course.
But…
what were you hiding?
My love, my darling, my sweetheart
Ciao, my bellas! Morning!
Slept well?
What's so funny?
I told you how I sleep, right?
So…
I got thirsty last night and came downstairs for a glass of water.
Will you say something or keep giggling?
He got hungry, so…
Why are you glaring at him? It's not his fault.
Chill. It's not a big deal.
You're impossible.
Thankfully, he had clothes on.
Actually, that reminds me…
you two didn't try it last night, did you?
Thought so.
Who got uncomfortable?
I can guarantee it was Diya.
And poor guy must've agreed instantly, right?
You found the perfect husband.
Lives in fear of you and stays in line.
What do you mean you can guarantee I was uncomfortable?
Wait a second.
What do you mean, I stay in line?
So tell me, who got uncomfortable first?
We discussed it last night.
Felt like the oil was boiling, but there were no puris to fry.
- It was pointless yesterday, baby! - Yeah.
Now that you've mentioned puris, I really want to have some!
Let's head out?
I haven't had hot aloo puris in forever!
Is she insane?
You've got a chef at home, and you want to go out for puris?
I'll make you puris in half an hour.
Oh my! I could just kiss you!
If this is how you take care of your half-wife,
imagine what you'll do for the real one.
I'm frying. Fresh and hot puris for her.
Puris!
So… what's the plan?
I'm ready for my bridesmaid duties.
Need to meet the decorator, finalize the menu…
I know all this is boring for you.
You can skip it if you want.
No way.
Once I commit, I follow through.
Wherever you two go, baby, my shadow shall follow.
Wait.
What did you mean by "he lives in fear"?
Bitch, whose friend are you?
Yours.
But I'm his wife too, right?
Half-wife.
Cutie, how much longer?
- I'm hungry. - Just ten minutes.
Looking where, Punjabi here!
Come on!
Let the worries fade away, oh!
Grab a drink and lose control
Let my brothers drink today, oh!
Grab a drink and lose control
Let the worries fade away, oh!
Grab a drink and lose control
Let my brothers drink today, oh!
Grab a drink and lose control
She's put a spell on me Who do I talk to, tell me?
Her intoxicating eyes Left me weak at the knees
Oh, my God!
Oh my!
Ain't nobody, ain't nobody Quite like me and you
When dusk settles in your eyes
They shine more bright than the skies
Even the moon speaks of your beauty
And the stars are mesmerized
This girl walks around like living fire
Hits me like lightning from the sky
Nothing in this world intoxicates
More than that lock of hair Across her face
Hey, this friendship ain't meant for Just a drink or two
We've got each other Who needs anyone new?
Oh, my God!
Oh my!
Why'd you step out looking so divine?
Oh, my God!
Oh my!
Ain't nobody, ain't nobody Quite like me and you
My gaze stays glued to you
How much did that dress cost you?
Your attitude and flair
Costs more than a diamond, I swear
When you dance, baby
You look so fine, baby
Are you a baby doll?
Or made of glass, baby?
Hey, this friendship ain't meant for Just a drink or two
We've got each other Who needs anyone new?
Oh, my God!
Oh my!
Ain't nobody, ain't nobody Quite like me and you
Oh, my God!
Oh my!
Why'd you step out looking so divine?
Oh, my God!
Oh my!
Ain't nobody, ain't nobody Quite like me and you
Tell me something.
What made you decide to get married?
What kind of a question is that?
I love her, she loves me.
We live together.
It's the natural next step, right?
Yeah, I know, but…
you guys were in love for years.
You never felt the need to get married before.
Nice sandwich.
Chef-approved?
In fact, you guys even came to Sicily so that nobody could ask,
"When are you getting married?"
Right?
So then?
You'd have to ask Diya this.
So if Diya hadn't proposed, there'd be no wedding?
I guess.
Okay, let me rephrase it.
If Diya hadn't proposed…
would you have?
No.
But that doesn't mean we wouldn't still be together.
I'm not saying that.
Getting married just for society's expectations…
doesn't feel right to me.
So, society's expectations don't matter to you.
But Diya's expectations matter more than your own.
Why would you say that?
It's obvious.
You always do what she wants.
Whether you want to or not.
That's just rubbish.
- Come on. - Yeah. Give me one example.
I can give you a hundred.
Like this wedding.
The menu, the decor, your clothes…
Actually, forget that.
All this doesn't matter, you know.
But…
you're not someone who lives a calculated life.
I mean, you're spontaneous.
You speak your mind. You follow your heart.
Like you rented the convertible.
You know, I actually love that about you.
And if people call you irresponsible or selfish for that,
you couldn't care less.
Which is funny because
I've never met anyone more considerate than you.
Don't praise me so much.
It'll go straight to my head.
See this smile?
Why is this side of you suppressed around Diya?
It's not like that.
I love her.
So, I listen to her a little sometimes. That's all.
A little? Please!
Name one thing in this wedding that's actually been your choice.
Come on, weddings are always like this!
That's how they work.
What would you do differently at your wedding?
First of all, I wouldn't waste money on all this drama.
Clothes, venues, decor, feeding people… please.
I'd take the families to court, register the marriage,
then run off with my honey to the moon.
I'd call our friends there
and party till everyone's exhausted.
Then I'll throw them all out,
and spend two to three months
traveling from one country to another, one city to another.
Oceans, jungles, deserts, snow…
just us.
What?
You're a man-eater.
Now tell me, which wedding would you prefer?
The one happening right now…
or mine?
Tell me.
I promise I won't tell Diya.
It's our little secret.
Yours.
So let's do it.
I love you.
Don't worry,
I don't expect you to feel the same way.
I mean, I know you're marrying Diya and all but…
I've never felt this before, you know?
I just had to say it.
Otherwise, I'd regret it my whole life.
And I would've hated myself for not telling you.
Okay, don't say "I love you" back, but…
say something at least.
I thought you didn't believe in love.
I guess I do now.
I guess I found someone worth holding onto.
Too bad I can't hold onto him.
In another life…
maybe if Diya hadn't met you first…
maybe…
maybe you and I would've been us.
How great we would've been together!
Stories would've been written about us.
If we had never crossed paths
If we had never crossed paths…
Hi, guys! What's up?
- What have you been up to? - Sis-in-law is here!
Sis-in-law is here!
- Oh my God! - You look so nice!
What's the plan, guys?
What are we discussing today before finally agreeing with Diya again?
Kidding, bro!
Listen, we're planning a youngsters' party.
- Youngsters! - Youngsters' party!
You mean bachelor and bachelorette, right?
We're thinking that we'll do a combined party.
Nice, chill scenes where everyone enjoys themselves.
- What… - Whose stupid idea is this?
Seriously?
No, but it's nice, right?
What's a "youngsters' party"?
Hello, everybody!
Bachelor party for what? What's the big deal?
We've known each other forever.
Yeah.
Come on, guys. It was my idea.
Want something to drink?
Anybody else?
- Me. - I'm good.
Smile, guys! Come on!
Yay, bachelor party!
Let's have a devotional gathering, guys!
Look, you'll have to respect the traditions.
And all of them. Right, guys?
- Right. - Correct.
And as your bridesmaid,
it's my duty to throw you a bachelorette.
- So plan the youngsters' party. - What even is a youngsters' party?
- Who does that? Come on, guys! - Baby.
- Youngsters… - Yeah!
Here's what I think. If we're doing all the rituals anyway,
might as well do this one too.
- What do you think? - No, I…
- Please, Diya… - Come on, Diya!
- Come on! - Please!
- Come on! - Please.
- Come on! - Come on!
- Please… - Fine!
- Fine! Fine! - Okay!
I love you!
For letting me throw the best party for her!
- Wow! - Yeah!
You're welcome.
I didn't say "thank you," idiot.
I said, "Love you."
It won't kill you to say, "Love you too."
Okay. I love you too.
Happy?
Should we plan this, guys? Yeah?
This is a great idea. I love it.
- Thank you for the farmhouse, but… - But, but…
Let's go, boys. Let's go.
Time to party!
What are you doing here?
Remember the vineyard?
Yeah.
Have fun.
Where are you going?
I just came to give you this.
I have another party to set up.
Won't you stay for a drink?
I'll stay…
but what will you tell Diya?
One drink.
Okay.
I've never seen you this quiet.
What's wrong?
Nothing.
It's nice.
Never thought my love could stress someone out like this.
I always thought the man I loved would be thrilled to know I loved him.
If it's bothering you so much, just forget I said anything.
How can I forget?
These aren't things you forget, Ally.
You've said "I love you,"
but I don't think you even know what love really is.
Okay.
Maybe I'm not familiar with all this "textbook wisdom."
But I know what I feel for you…
is love.
You love me,
but it doesn't bother you that…
we're not together?
Of course it bothers me.
But what can I do?
And I love you…
but you never said you feel the same.
Hear my prayers, before you I bow alone
Okay then… I guess that's my cue.
Bulleya, I've forgotten the way back home
Ally, Ally, Ally! Where are you going?
Stay with us. We'll have the night of a lifetime.
Thanks for the offer, man,
but I've got bridesmaid duty. Sorry.
Ally, you sure I can't convince you?
- Diya's gonna kill me, bro. - Hey!
Think before you speak.
You're not a kid. Is that any way to talk to a girl?
"Night of a lifetime!"
I meant at the party.
Then rehearse it in your head before you say it!
Kunal… it's okay.
I'm sure he didn't mean that.
- Idiot! - It's fine.
We're good, okay?
- Bye. - Bye.
Bulleya, I've forgotten the way back home
Hear my prayers, before you I bow alone
Bulleya…
- Guys! - There's a lot!
That's it?
Come on, guys, get up!
Give me, give me, give me.
- Oh God… - What are you doing?
Give me my phone.
- Absolutely not. - Ally…
You can talk to Kunal for the rest of your life.
Tonight, you're single.
And you're with me.
Ally…
Smile, my love. We're not mourning.
We're kicking off your wedding celebrations.
See?
The number you are calling is not answering.
Bulleya, I've forgotten the way back home
Hear my prayers, before you I bow alone
Bulleya, I've forgotten the way back home
Hear my prayers
- Nice. - Before you I bow alone
It kept wandering, this lost drifter
- Lift. - My poor heart is
- Careful! - Caught on you forever.
Lift this veil of silence at last
Such a moment may never come back
Fulfill the longing of my heart
Stop the car.
- What happened? - Before I fall apart…
Bulleya, I've forgotten the way…
What did you think?
You'd say "I love you…"
and I'd leave Diya?
Leave a girl…
four days before her wedding?
Embarrass her in front of everyone?
Just because you think…
you and I are better together?
You don't think so?
No, I don't.
You sure?
I'm sure.
You can't leave Diya, but you can at least be honest.
- I'll open it, Kunal, just… - No, I'm good…
What are you two doing together?
I called you, baby.
You didn't answer, so she came to get me.
Where's my phone?
Oh, shit! I'm so sorry.
I took it from you and dropped it in my bag.
- I didn't realize. - Yeah, right.
- I saw your missed call.
I called you so many times, but you never answered.
So, I asked her to come pick me up.
Why didn't you tell me?
You were asleep. I didn't want to bother you.
He just needed a ride, so I picked him up.
You should've told me!
She just told you, didn't she?
She didn't want to bother you.
What is wrong with you?
Hey!
Can you…
Sorry.
Could you move into a hotel for tonight?
Why?
It's our last night in this house before the wedding.
We'll no longer be boyfriend and girlfriend.
We'll be husband and wife.
I just want to spend this last day…
alone with him.
If you're insecure, just say it.
Why? Is there something to be insecure about?
Maybe.
You were right.
You don't handle rejection gracefully.
But I didn't think you'd stoop this low.
What are you trying to prove?
I don't need to prove anything to anyone.
I just love Kunal.
I love him.
What? No…
And I've already told him how I feel.
He didn't tell you?
Oops.
What did he say?
Isn't it sad that you have to ask me?
But actually that's the point.
First love isn't always true love, Diya.
You met him first. That's your luck.
Doesn't mean you're right for him.
Maybe I found him too late, but I love him.
So I'm supposed to sacrifice my love just because you met him first?
How does that make sense?
Especially when he…
Don't worry.
I'm not a home-wrecker.
But I still have the right to stop this wedding.
And till the vows are taken, I'm not giving up.
If he takes them with you, he's yours.
If I can stop them, he's mine.
I've known Kunal since we were kids.
For as long as I can remember, we've been together.
You've known him for a month.
That's not love.
That's confusion.
Fine, so you told Kunal you love him.
But did you also tell him
you've been trying to stop this wedding?
Oh, wait!
You wouldn't risk looking so bad
before the man you love.
You're right.
Can't look so bad in the eyes of the guy
you are about to marry.
Does Kunal know you asked me to seduce him?
No?
Our friendship has no value for you.
We're not such good friends.
You're up already? How are you feeling?
A bad one, baby.
I need my…
Sit back. I'll make your hangover cure.
Already made one.
My special recipe.
Mine's worked on him for years.
If he tries mine, he'll ask for it for years.
Come, have it.
Have it.
Like it?
- Better than the usual one, right? - Water…
Oh, my poor baby!
Just lie down for ten minutes. You'll be fine.
So, this time the booze was dodgy, or it just didn't hit?
No chance of the booze being dodgy.
I specially got him his favorite wine from Sicily.
Remember when you ditched us and we went on our vineyard "date"?
We just fell in love…
with the wine.
Too good, right?
No matter how good or special the booze is,
or where it's from,
the high wears off by morning.
After that,
only my hangover cure works. Have it.
- Don't be jealous, baby. - It's okay.
Being your bridesmaid was your gift.
But I had to give him something too.
Someone has to attend to this poor child.
He gets plenty of attention.
And I'm not jealous.
Oh, right! I forgot.
This "diya" has no flame.
No light. No warmth.
It's just there.
- No baby. It's okay. - Come on, get ready quickly.
We need to go shopping.
Shopping for what?
For your gift.
It's a surprise.
Come, come.
- I don't need any surprises! Kunal! - What would you do without me?
Come.
Go get ready.
You think only you can surprise people?
Like the engagement ring?
You should've seen his face.
He was so not ready for it.
I'll go get ready, okay?
How will you know just by holding it up?
Come.
Help me out.
You okay?
That's my boy.
Cheers.
Papa…
How long have you and Mom been together?
Around 34 or 35 years.
In all these years, did you ever feel someone else
might've been better for either of you?
It was a perfect match!
In fact, your mother should thank God.
Where'd she find a better man than me?
Someone who's still putting up with her?!
Son, pre-wedding jitters, getting nervous, and having doubts
are completely normal.
Have a couple of drinks and sleep it off.
Tomorrow morning, we set off for Chandigarh,
and we'll play antakshari all the way till we reach.
And then the rituals will take place…
and before you know it, it'll all be over.
Cheers!
- Listen up, everybody! - Yes?
We're playing antakshari now.
- No! - Yes!
Please, please, please!
We're not going to play A for antakshari.
- Why? - Because it's B for boring!
I know a game.
"Love check."
- Oh! - Spicy.
Let's go.
Let's see how well the bride and groom know each other.
Interesting. I like it.
- I'll ask the questions. - Bring it on!
It's a rapid fire, so be quick.
- Ready? - Bring it on.
Alright!
Diya's favorite color?
- Orange. - Baby blue.
Baby blue?
- That was just the first answer! - Minus one.
- Next one. Next one. - Stupid question.
- They're still warming up. - They can do it.
- First question. - Once more.
Kunal's favorite food?
- Chole bhature. - Rajma… bhature.
Rajma bhature?!
Innovation.
He's a rajma fan!
Let's get romantic.
Where was your first kiss?
- My… - In the car, right?
Babe… bedroom.
Alright, let's make it simple.
Who said "I love you" first?
- She did. - He…
Are you sure you've known each other for 16 years?
Well, I guess that's the sign of a successful relationship.
Confusion.
Okay, enough with this stupid game!
- Let's just play antakshari. - Yes!
Two teams! Team A and Team B.
- That's it. - Okay, done.
I remembered all those things.
I don't know, in the moment…
I forgot.
It's no good having you
If I don't have your whole heart
For this is love, you know
Not a prison sentence
Can putting it into words
Show you the pain in my heart?
Will I ever find a way To tell it all to you?
Even if I'm never truly yours
Will you remember me by chance?
You…
I loved you while I lived and breathed
I'll love you after death
Even if fate keeps us apart I'll love you my every breath
You can leave me
For somebody new
I'll accept it all
For the sake of you
Even through my tears I'll try to make you smile
If I've chosen love Then I must stand by it all the while
You are my whole life too
Every prayer came true for me
The day I found you
You…
I loved you while I lived and breathed
I'll love you after death
Even if fate keeps us apart I'll love you my every breath
Diya, you called me?
Wanted to give you this.
Why?
The wedding chain should stay with the groom.
Otherwise, what'll he put around the bride's neck?
It looked nice on her, right?
She'll have to wear it her whole life.
What are you saying?
Let's not do this, baby.
It's okay.
It really is.
You fell in love.
It really doesn't make you a bad person.
You didn't plan it.
In fact, this is my fault.
If I hadn't taken you to Sicily,
you would've never met Ally.
- Diya, it's not like that. - Baby…
I know you well.
You avoid hurting people, no matter what it costs you.
That's why I love you.
But don't marry me out of a sense of responsibility
if your heart isn't in it.
Actually, you know what?
I've never seen you this unhappy.
I don't want to be the reason for that.
I only want to be the reason for your happiness.
And if someone else gives you that happiness,
how can I stop you?
And just because I love you,
and you can't tell me you don't feel the same,
I can't pretend I don't know the truth.
Okay.
It feels like everyone here already knows how I feel.
You've already decided
who I love and who I don't.
So you tell me.
Do you love her?
You know I love you.
I can see you love me.
- If you don't, then just say so. - Ma'am!
- Like, why are you so scared? - Excuse me, ma'am!
What?!
There's someone here to see you at the reception.
Mom? Dad?
Hi, dear!
- Alisha! - Hi!
What are you doing here?
Your friend Diya called us.
She said there was a big surprise.
And told us not to tell you.
So, what's the surprise?
Tell us.
I'll just be back.
- Alisha? - Alisha?
That bitch!
What's happening?
Diya, what is going on?
Why did you call my parents?
- Listen-- - One second, Diya, please.
Let's just take this outside.
Wait, son.
- Diya! - At least tell us what's going on.
- You say something! - How can they do this to us now?
- How… - Yeah…
She thinks…
I love you…
and I'm marrying her only out of a sense of responsibility.
Am I wrong?
You're not.
But he'll never say it.
What if someone feels bad?
Someone's feelings get hurt?
- Someone's image gets ruined? - I'm not talking to you.
Today he'll have to answer.
What do you want to hear?
You only wanna hear what you wanna hear.
You still won't answer me?
Whose feelings are you protecting now?
At least respect me enough to tell me the truth to my face.
Just tell me the truth,
and I'll leave happily.
Oh, please!
Stop acting like the victim.
And don't even talk about respect.
You respect him, right?
That's why you asked me to seduce him?
To test his loyalty?
Why didn't you ask him directly then?
Out of decency, I said nothing happened.
But it's not like nothing happened.
Tell him.
What is she talking about?
- Kunal… - Tell him. Tell him the truth.
Is she telling the truth?
Kunal, baby…
Baby, I fucked up.
I'm sorry.
I just wanted to know
if you really wanted to be with me.
I'm sorry.
What happened was wrong.
I have no excuses.
But my intentions weren't bad.
- And you just played along? - Only in the beginning.
Kunal, then-- Then I really started feeling for you.
Everything was real.
- Every single bit of it, I swear. - Kunal…
Kunal, just listen to me.
- Kunal, just listen to me! - Don't even try!
Please.
Every flaw in you
I'd still forgive
Even if it's wrong
- I'd relive it… - I won't say a word.
I'll keep quiet.
I can't leave you alone.
What can I do? My love's gone wild
This is how my heart speaks its mind
What did you gain from all this?
I called your parents here thinking that if he admitted his feelings,
you two could finally be together!
I can really accept that Kunal doesn't love me.
But if he also loses respect for me,
I swear to God, I will not forgive myself, and I will not forgive you!
You could've told me what you were doing!
Seeing Mom and Dad here suddenly,
I couldn't figure out your plan. I panicked, man!
- You're such an idiot! - I know! I know! I know!
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I know it was our secret.
I shouldn't have told Kunal.
And now I know your intentions weren't wrong.
Go tell him that!
He's not going to do something stupid, right?
Why would he kill himself over our stupidity?
Kill himself?!
What is wrong with you? You jumped straight to suicide?!
Then what did you mean by "do something stupid"?
I don't know! Stop yelling! I'm freaking out!
You think I'm not freaking out?!
Ma'am, I'm here for the bride's makeup.
- Shut up! - Shut up!
Where are you going?
To find him. Where else?
Why are you going? I'll go.
Why?
You already said you'd leave if he admitted his feelings.
Well, did he admit it? No, right?
- He didn't! - You already know how he feels.
That's why you called my parents.
How noble of you!
I'm with him. Can't talk right now.
Oh, boy!
I'm with him. Can't talk.
We agreed you wouldn't say a word.
I'm not talking to you.
Hang up! Keep it down!
Fine.
Oh!
Give me the keys!
Whose car is it?
Open the door.
It's open.
Open the door.
Open!
Okay.
Fine.
You…
Diya! Diya!
"Have a couple of drinks and sleep it off."
"We'll play antakshari on the bus."
"Then all the rituals will happen. It'll all be over before you know it."
Amazing father you are.
Why are you angry at me? What did I do…
besides giving you good genes?
Two girls are fighting over you.
You know my intention was never to hurt you.
I know.
He's just so lovable
that sacrificing a friendship for him felt worth it.
Yeah, but you wouldn't do that if you were me.
I'll never apologize for falling in love with him.
- But for hurting you, I'm really-- - Drop it.
Doesn't suit you.
Whatever you decide,
hearts will be broken, son.
If you choose Diya, Ally's heart will break.
If you choose Ally, Diya's heart will break.
The family's hearts will break too.
Just don't break your own heart.
A man with a broken heart can't keep anyone happy.
A broken heart makes life feel
unbearably heavy.
Get out.
Is that…
Yeah.
Where… where is he?
- Go, go, go! - Yeah.
Kunal, stop the car!
Kunal!
Kunal, please stop the car!
Please stop the car!
- Kunal! - Kunal!
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe Catch a tiger by the toe!
Yeah?
No? Should we toss?
Got a coin?
Heads is her, tails is you.
Just answer me one thing, Diya.
Why'd you do it?
Just because of a joke?
You know why I could joke about it?
Because I never thought you'd ever believe I'd cheat on you.
You broke my faith in us.
How did she ask you?
Jokingly?
To seduce me?
And you just laughed and agreed?
You both made me into a joke.
Sorry…
This is what happens
when people consume too much social media nonsense.
"Couples should know everything about each other."
"Give us five reasons why you like each other."
"A relationship should always remain exciting."
If excitement is what defines love,
then maybe love isn't that deep after all.
Every relationship feels exciting at first because it's new.
New friends are fun too because their stories are new to you.
Old friends' stories bore you after a while.
You can be in love with anything for a few days.
But, Diya…
love is like that worn-out T-shirt
you sleep best in.
And yes…
I do feel love for her.
She's lovely.
And maybe, in another life, if we'd met sooner…
we could've been together.
But "maybe"
is a huge thing.
Maybe after six months,
we wouldn't even be able to tolerate each other.
There's no "maybe" between her and me.
That's exactly why you and I are us, Diya.
You're like
my overflowing cupboard.
Mom sees it and says, "What a mess!"
But I can reach in blind
and find exactly what I need.
You know why?
Because it's my cupboard.
Yes, your kind of wedding…
is more my type.
And I'm doing this one for her. Do you know why?
Because the wedding lasts four days, Ally.
But the relationship lasts a lifetime.
It's true
we don't know every tiny thing about each other anymore, Diya.
But the big things?
We know them all.
Maybe today…
you like my smile more than she does.
But, Ally…
for years now…
she sees my tears
before they even reach my eyes.
You're that worn-out T-shirt my sleep's gotten addicted to, Diya.
People unfairly judge habits.
Habits are a good thing.
They are built on trust.
You can become the sparkle in my eyes.
But she…
is my peace.
Yeah, she's a little crazy for testing me.
But you know what?
After all the madness of mine you've tolerated…
you've earned the right.
You're not doing this just out of a sense of responsibility, right?
I am.
It's responsibility, not a burden.
I want to be responsible for you, Diya.
That's why I'm doing this.
But there's one thing I'll never do.
I'll never tell you what happened that night.
If you're still
willing to tolerate me,
then I'm around for this lifetime…
and all the lifetimes to come.
You're the reason I still breathe
I live my life for you
How do I put in words
What I feel for you?
Nowhere in this world will anyone
- Ever love you… - Quite this way
- No one else will… - Give their heart
- Completely… - Each passing day
In this lifetime, he's yours.
In every lifetime, he's mine.
We'll see.
What are you guys waiting for?
We have a wedding to celebrate!
These matters of fate
Only fate can explain
For me, without you
Nothing else remains
My eyes may fill with tears
But I'll hide all the pain
If you're happy
Then for your happiness
I'll celebrate the same
But I'll keep loving you
Forever and more
I'll die loving you
Forever and more
My friend…
I can't.
Forever and more
My heartstrings are tied to you
You know, I'd have no problem marrying a divorced man.
So if things don't work out, don't worry about it.
You've got me.
Babe, are you done?
Yeah.
Come on, fast.
Come fast, come.