WEBVTT 00:21.865 --> 00:23.025 I didn’t expect this from sir. 00:24.185 --> 00:26.225 In every staff meeting, he says, "We are all a family." 00:27.425 --> 00:28.625 Who does this to their family? 00:28.905 --> 00:29.985 Exactly. 00:30.585 --> 00:32.385 In my mother-in-law's Vaishnodevi vlog, 00:32.505 --> 00:33.545 I gave a shoot-out to sir. 00:34.545 --> 00:35.505 What did sir give us? 00:36.185 --> 00:37.185 A stinging betrayal. 00:38.185 --> 00:40.545 Piping hot samosas from Agarwal for all of you! 00:40.705 --> 00:41.905 Wow! Give. 00:42.025 --> 00:43.545 - Wow! - Bring them here. 00:43.745 --> 00:45.105 - Thank you. - Wait a minute. 00:46.665 --> 00:48.025 Who sent us these samosas? 00:51.345 --> 00:52.225 What? 01:04.545 --> 01:05.465 What were you thinking, sir? 01:06.225 --> 01:08.665 Will feeding us hot samosas cool down our tempers? 01:09.505 --> 01:10.385 What else could I do? 01:11.305 --> 01:12.905 No one has spoken to me since yesterday. 01:13.385 --> 01:15.665 I shared a floral morning greeting in the group today. 01:15.865 --> 01:16.985 And no one replied. 01:18.785 --> 01:20.465 Shiney sir even sent a thumbs down. 01:20.985 --> 01:22.465 It was just a slip of the thumb, sir. 01:24.265 --> 01:25.385 Look, I know that... 01:27.705 --> 01:29.625 I took advantage of all of you for my own benefit. 01:31.065 --> 01:33.745 You see, for the last 25 years, Sushma... 01:35.545 --> 01:37.105 has been busy with domestic life. 01:37.225 --> 01:39.025 So, I thought I should give her some international exposure-- 01:39.145 --> 01:40.305 Wait a second, sir. 01:40.425 --> 01:43.425 Do you think we are upset because you want to go to a foreign country? 01:44.825 --> 01:46.345 No? Then why are you upset? 01:46.545 --> 01:50.505 We are not angry because you want to go to a foreign country, sir. 01:50.945 --> 01:51.945 The reason for our anger is, 01:52.145 --> 01:54.465 how could you hide something so important from us? 01:54.625 --> 01:56.465 - Yes. - I get why you’d do that to them, sir. 01:56.985 --> 01:58.185 How could you not tell me, sir? 01:59.385 --> 02:01.185 We are mothers from another brother. 02:02.185 --> 02:04.385 - Brother from another... - Wait. Wait a minute. 02:04.545 --> 02:06.425 Sir, you tell me. Do you remember? 02:07.105 --> 02:09.545 After my marriage, my mother-in-law wanted me to quit my job. 02:10.225 --> 02:12.505 Sir, you came to my house to convince her... 02:12.785 --> 02:14.065 To allow me to continue teaching. 02:14.345 --> 02:15.265 And now... 02:15.545 --> 02:17.385 And now you're behaving like... 02:17.545 --> 02:20.185 My daughters’ education loans were pending, sir. 02:20.865 --> 02:23.785 The loan was approved when you agreed to become a guarantor. 02:25.225 --> 02:27.345 Sir, technically, you are my mentor. 02:30.945 --> 02:32.985 No, I can't remember anything right now. 02:33.425 --> 02:35.265 But I am sure you must have helped me too. 02:35.945 --> 02:36.865 What do you think, sir? 02:36.985 --> 02:38.985 That we don't know where the money for the new water filter came from? 02:39.265 --> 02:41.665 And why wouldn't we want you and your wife to go to a foreign country? 02:41.785 --> 02:42.985 That would make us happy, sir. 02:43.505 --> 02:44.745 That at least one of us was able to go. 02:45.105 --> 02:46.305 You will go to Cambridge, sir. 02:46.985 --> 02:49.345 And you will bring back something for all of us. 02:50.305 --> 02:51.265 What? 02:51.665 --> 02:52.585 A photo? 02:53.585 --> 02:56.505 A photo with Sushma ma'am in front of the University gate. 02:56.705 --> 02:59.025 - There should be at least one photo, sir. - Cute! 03:02.265 --> 03:05.305 I thought that you might think I am selfish. 03:05.465 --> 03:07.945 No, sir, acting selfish for our loved ones 03:08.065 --> 03:09.785 is our moral duty, not something embarrassing. 03:10.585 --> 03:13.865 Starting today, taking sister-in-law abroad is not just your dream. 03:14.305 --> 03:16.025 It’s the whole school’s dream. 03:16.305 --> 03:17.745 - Yes, sir! - Well said. 03:31.825 --> 03:33.185 What's going on here? 03:33.505 --> 03:36.865 Why are they holding welding classes in school so close to the exams? 03:40.945 --> 03:41.825 Hey! 03:43.065 --> 03:44.265 Hey, idiots, you will die! 03:44.465 --> 03:45.345 What are you doing? 03:45.545 --> 03:46.385 Who is there? 03:46.665 --> 03:49.665 Oh, uncle, we had a bet to see who could hold their breath underwater. 03:49.785 --> 03:50.825 Why did you do that? 03:50.985 --> 03:53.105 Yes, I almost beat the record! 03:54.545 --> 03:55.905 But your bucket doesn't even have water. 03:56.345 --> 03:58.345 The tanker didn't come to our house today, 03:58.745 --> 04:00.345 so I was just visualizing it. 04:00.665 --> 04:01.545 Visualizing? 04:01.665 --> 04:04.865 First, my dad canceled my trip to the water park, and now you? 04:05.185 --> 04:07.385 How will I become a great swimmer for our nation like this? 04:07.545 --> 04:08.945 What the hell is going on here? 04:09.185 --> 04:10.705 Didn't you hear? 04:11.865 --> 04:14.905 Our Deepak Sejwal got a Gold medal in the Commonwealth Games. 04:15.185 --> 04:16.105 For swimming. 04:16.225 --> 04:17.345 Our Deepak Sejwal? 04:17.585 --> 04:20.585 Yes, he studied here in Tinki Toli. 04:20.865 --> 04:22.545 - Really? Which school? - Yes. 04:23.825 --> 04:25.705 The merman of Tinki Toli, 04:26.025 --> 04:27.465 who studied at ABV. 04:27.705 --> 04:28.745 It's nice, isn't it? 04:28.985 --> 04:31.145 Sir, couldn't you come up with a better slogan than this? 04:32.025 --> 04:34.905 Yes, the boys sent something to the cricket group. 04:36.225 --> 04:37.465 Wow, he really pulled it off. 04:37.905 --> 04:39.305 Deepak finally swam across. 04:40.345 --> 04:42.145 - That's better, isn't it? - No, this is fine. 04:43.225 --> 04:45.345 Sir, the state sent a new circular 04:45.465 --> 04:47.985 to encourage athletes like Deepak. 04:48.625 --> 04:49.785 - Yeah. - Sir? 04:50.625 --> 04:51.665 The recipe is ready. 04:52.545 --> 04:55.425 CREAM MILK 04:55.705 --> 04:57.865 Your recipe for going to Cambridge, sir. 04:57.985 --> 04:59.585 Hey, these are all tenth-grade students. 04:59.985 --> 05:02.145 These aren't students, they are ingredients. 05:02.545 --> 05:05.185 In just four weeks, the oven timer for the exams will ring. 05:05.705 --> 05:09.585 And if we want to be in the top ten schools in Delhi this year, 05:10.025 --> 05:13.345 then we need to know what ingredients need to be cooked 05:13.465 --> 05:14.785 and at what temperature. 05:15.345 --> 05:17.145 That is why we have divided the class 05:18.705 --> 05:19.785 into three parts. 05:20.465 --> 05:22.265 At the top is the cream. 05:22.465 --> 05:25.465 Teaching these kids has been a fruitful exercise. 05:25.665 --> 05:29.705 These children will undoubtedly make our school proud. 05:29.825 --> 05:31.785 And if the ones at the top are the toppers, 05:32.305 --> 05:33.625 then the ones in the middle are average students. 05:33.745 --> 05:34.945 Yes, the milk. 05:35.145 --> 05:36.305 If we all get together 05:36.425 --> 05:38.225 and boil them carefully, 05:38.505 --> 05:41.545 then we could get a lot more cream from here. 05:42.625 --> 05:46.505 And these eight kids at the tail end are... 05:46.625 --> 05:48.425 Scrape! Scrape, sir! 05:48.665 --> 05:50.145 We did all we could. 05:50.305 --> 05:52.785 We beat our heads against the wall, we even beat them! 05:53.065 --> 05:56.425 But they couldn't even manage to get passing marks. 05:57.025 --> 05:58.505 We just need to scrape them off 05:58.625 --> 06:01.145 and keep them far away from the milk and the cream. 06:01.265 --> 06:02.705 Sir, I am sorry, 06:02.905 --> 06:05.305 but we are running a school, not a dairy. 06:05.585 --> 06:08.265 And every child can become someone, whether they are cream or scrape. 06:08.385 --> 06:10.345 And maybe that is what the government thinks, too. 06:10.465 --> 06:11.785 That is why they sent this circular. 06:14.945 --> 06:18.425 A child who is selected for state-level sports 06:18.705 --> 06:20.305 won't just get an additional two percent. 06:21.185 --> 06:22.945 They will get seven percent extra marks! 06:23.105 --> 06:24.625 - That's great, sir. - Yes, sports quota. 06:26.585 --> 06:28.225 I have played with the "Scrape kids". 06:29.625 --> 06:32.505 There are a few who have good potential for sports. 06:32.785 --> 06:34.985 That means some of the scrapes 06:35.585 --> 06:36.905 can be mixed in with the milk. 06:37.825 --> 06:39.905 Yes, of course. That works. 06:46.505 --> 06:47.705 Palak, what was my sun sign? 06:48.265 --> 06:49.985 I think Virgo. Why? 06:50.385 --> 06:51.465 What? No reason. 06:52.065 --> 06:53.025 I should know my sun sign. 06:59.145 --> 07:00.385 Who are you talking to? 07:01.865 --> 07:02.785 Talking to? 07:04.145 --> 07:05.625 - A friend. - Which friend? 07:06.065 --> 07:07.025 G... 07:08.345 --> 07:10.745 - Gyaneshwar. - Headmaster Gyaneshwar sir? 07:10.905 --> 07:13.545 Yes, why not? Can't a boy and a headmaster be friends? 07:33.585 --> 07:35.065 You would do the same if you were here. 07:36.825 --> 07:38.985 SECOND LOVE APP 07:52.905 --> 07:54.225 Media in school? 07:54.545 --> 07:57.025 Did Hansraj sir release a snake in school again? 07:57.345 --> 07:58.505 It must be something like that. 07:58.625 --> 08:00.625 There are other ways to make sure kids do their homework. 08:01.705 --> 08:04.825 No, sir, we are looking for the truth. Not a snake. 08:05.585 --> 08:06.505 Amit Mukhi. 08:07.465 --> 08:08.705 Utpaat News. 08:09.385 --> 08:10.305 You... 08:11.105 --> 08:11.985 Action, sir. 08:13.585 --> 08:16.025 Deepak, always... 08:17.025 --> 08:18.785 liked to swim. 08:20.065 --> 08:21.625 Deepak's victory... 08:22.545 --> 08:24.425 has made Adarsh Baal Vidyalay 08:25.225 --> 08:26.145 very proud. 08:30.945 --> 08:31.865 Thank you. 08:31.985 --> 08:32.825 Cut! 08:33.985 --> 08:36.065 Very good, sir. Very good. Very catchy. 08:36.185 --> 08:37.544 Sir, I forgot to read one line. 08:37.545 --> 08:39.185 We will add it in post, sir. Don't worry. 08:39.505 --> 08:41.745 - Keep my mustache ready. - When will this be aired on TV, sir? 08:42.105 --> 08:43.465 It will take at least a week, sir. 08:43.585 --> 08:45.865 We need to shoot Deepak's home, his village, his lake, all of it. 08:46.065 --> 08:49.945 But the centerpiece of our report will be this school. 08:50.065 --> 08:51.265 Oh, thank you! 08:51.865 --> 08:53.745 We’re grateful you considered us to be suitable for this. 08:54.065 --> 08:54.985 By the way, Mukhi sir. 08:55.105 --> 08:56.425 Can I ask you something, if you don't mind? 08:56.545 --> 08:57.745 Yes, go ahead. 08:58.305 --> 09:01.185 You are so jolly, and such a gentleman! 09:01.625 --> 09:04.265 Why do people call you the "volcano"? 09:05.745 --> 09:07.985 Sir, the media does whatever they can for TRP. 09:08.345 --> 09:11.505 - Also-- - By the way, your school's very beautiful, 09:11.625 --> 09:13.385 but we need a few more shots. 09:13.825 --> 09:16.745 I also wanted to talk to some kids, let's say from the tenth. 09:16.865 --> 09:19.625 Yes, of course... our capable teachers, 09:19.985 --> 09:21.745 Hansraj sir and Kanchan ma'am. 09:22.505 --> 09:24.225 And ready to assist you in any way. 09:24.425 --> 09:25.345 Me too, sir? 09:25.705 --> 09:26.745 Be careful with sir. 09:27.865 --> 09:30.625 Please come, sir. Sir, as the invisible guardian of this school, 09:30.745 --> 09:32.465 I think you should start with my entry shot. 09:32.585 --> 09:35.145 - Like 50 SPF... I am sure you know. - It's FPS, dude. 09:35.425 --> 09:37.225 - Oh. - Kanchan ma'am. 09:38.345 --> 09:39.625 This is the right chance. 09:40.065 --> 09:41.065 Chance? 09:41.225 --> 09:43.945 Mukhi sir wants to talk to kids from the tenth grade. 09:44.225 --> 09:45.705 He wants to ask them questions. 09:45.945 --> 09:48.265 Let's serve him the cream of the class. 09:48.545 --> 09:51.305 The whole country will look at our class toppers. 09:51.585 --> 09:53.865 - Our school will finally be well-regarded. - No, sir. 09:54.185 --> 09:56.745 Every child should have the chance to be on TV. 09:57.945 --> 10:00.625 I will give Mukhi sir the class reports. He can pick who he wants. 10:11.625 --> 10:14.305 Adarsh school time travel machine. Activate. 10:14.545 --> 10:16.145 Hey! Hey! What are you doing? 10:17.145 --> 10:20.105 Sir, we are going to the past to change the laws of physics. 10:20.305 --> 10:22.185 So that we can match them with yesterday's test. 10:22.385 --> 10:23.505 I will give you a helicopter shot! 10:23.985 --> 10:24.985 You, come here! 10:25.865 --> 10:26.745 Get down. 10:28.825 --> 10:30.585 You could have bent the fan, son. 10:30.865 --> 10:32.865 Then we will just head to the future and straighten it, sir. 10:32.985 --> 10:33.945 Oh God... 10:35.185 --> 10:36.145 Look... 10:37.265 --> 10:38.945 there is a way to make sure you all pass. 10:39.865 --> 10:42.385 We won't need to bend time or the fan for that. 10:42.865 --> 10:43.865 Understand? 10:44.265 --> 10:46.465 The state-level swimming trials are being held next Sunday. 10:47.065 --> 10:50.385 If you are selected, you will get extra marks and pass. 10:53.065 --> 10:53.985 You know how to swim, right? 10:54.105 --> 10:55.305 - Yes, of course. - Yes, sir. 10:55.545 --> 10:58.265 I was taught how to swim by Mr. Arvind Kumar. 10:59.105 --> 11:00.425 Don't you read the newspaper? 11:00.905 --> 11:02.745 Last week, his photo had also been published on it. 11:03.585 --> 11:05.185 The dead body floating in the lake... 11:05.785 --> 11:06.785 That was him. 11:07.385 --> 11:09.305 Your swimming coach drowned in the lake and died? 11:09.585 --> 11:11.825 Yes, sir. When he was screaming, "Help! Help!" 11:12.265 --> 11:13.465 I was the first one to jump in. 11:14.625 --> 11:16.465 I could only save his watch, chain, and his ring. 11:17.145 --> 11:18.105 You mean... 11:18.905 --> 11:20.225 - You know how to swim, don't you? - Yes. 11:21.585 --> 11:22.505 What about you, Bhanu? 11:22.625 --> 11:24.665 Sir, did you forget again? 11:25.265 --> 11:26.665 My father is Aquaman. 11:27.745 --> 11:30.625 A water filter salesman is not called Aquaman, son. 11:31.785 --> 11:33.505 Do you know how to swim or not? 11:33.825 --> 11:37.025 Sir, how can you doubt our talent? 11:37.425 --> 11:39.265 Just try letting us swim in the public pool. 11:39.545 --> 11:42.185 We will break all the records right in front of your eyes. 11:46.545 --> 11:48.105 Thanks for the class reports, ma'am. 11:48.745 --> 11:50.265 - I will interview these kids tomorrow. - Okay. 11:51.385 --> 11:52.465 Are you ready, sir? 11:52.705 --> 11:53.785 Just a minute, sir. 11:53.945 --> 11:55.905 Actually, the first impression is the last impression. 11:56.025 --> 11:57.625 That is why I can't risk it. 11:58.025 --> 11:59.065 What is wrong? 11:59.305 --> 12:02.745 Mukhi ji only selected the kids who failed in their Pre-boards. 12:03.545 --> 12:05.425 All of these are "scrape kids". 12:05.785 --> 12:08.105 I am ready, sir. But the world is not. 12:09.305 --> 12:11.385 Oh, sir. That mustache... 12:12.345 --> 12:13.665 Showbiz demand, sir. 12:13.825 --> 12:15.665 Sir, can you please move a bit? 12:15.785 --> 12:18.065 That wall hasn't been repaired yet. Just a bit to the side. 12:20.905 --> 12:22.665 Yes, don't worry. That is not in frame. 12:23.105 --> 12:24.545 Yes, Shaz, are you ready? 12:24.785 --> 12:26.385 Rolling? And action. 12:27.225 --> 12:29.065 They say a lotus blooms in a swamp. 12:29.225 --> 12:31.465 And today we stand in one such disgusting swamp. 12:31.705 --> 12:33.185 This is the disgusting old school 12:33.305 --> 12:36.025 that Commonwealth Gold medalist Deepak Sejwal studied in. 12:36.145 --> 12:37.225 Adarsh Baal Vidyalay. 12:37.345 --> 12:39.105 Come with me. Take a look. 12:39.225 --> 12:40.825 There is a huge hole in the wall! 12:40.945 --> 12:44.025 People from the neighborhood come through this hole 12:44.265 --> 12:46.025 and use the toilet in school. 12:46.265 --> 12:49.705 An ordinary toilet is transformed into a natural weapon by night. 12:49.865 --> 12:51.585 Take a look. Look at this. 12:51.825 --> 12:53.865 A beer bottle in school! Shameful! 12:54.505 --> 12:57.025 Come here. Here. Yes, you tell us. 12:57.185 --> 12:58.305 What do you teach? 12:58.785 --> 13:01.065 Myself... Shiney Saluja. 13:01.425 --> 13:02.665 I am the English teacher here. 13:03.065 --> 13:04.665 What's the difference between a gerund and a participle? 13:05.185 --> 13:07.665 - What? - Hey! Look at him! He doesn’t know! 13:07.785 --> 13:09.905 A school where a monkey like this is the teacher 13:10.025 --> 13:11.025 is such an incompetent whelp. 13:11.145 --> 13:12.825 Just imagine how bad the school itself is. 13:12.985 --> 13:14.425 Come here. Hey, little girl! 13:14.825 --> 13:15.785 Are you a little girl? 13:16.225 --> 13:17.905 Tell me the times table for 71. 13:19.025 --> 13:20.905 - What? - She doesn't know what that means! 13:21.025 --> 13:23.185 She doesn't even know that. Just think. 13:23.985 --> 13:26.265 The pride of the nation, Deepak Sejwal, 13:26.705 --> 13:29.905 must have faced countless hardships at this school. 13:30.465 --> 13:33.505 After the break, we will speak to tenth-grade students. 13:33.865 --> 13:36.785 And we’ll see the state of education in this school. 13:37.025 --> 13:39.425 Your Volcano will continue to go off just like this! 13:39.665 --> 13:41.545 Along with cameraman Shaz Kumar Sodhi, 13:41.665 --> 13:43.265 you are watching our special report, 13:43.545 --> 13:45.185 "A burning lamp amidst the storm." 13:46.105 --> 13:47.865 - Cut! - What was that, Mukhi ji? 13:48.105 --> 13:49.825 You are turning our school into a storm. 13:50.625 --> 13:53.265 It's catchy, isn't it? Please keep the kids ready for tomorrow. 13:53.745 --> 13:56.905 And... please get my mustache washed. 13:57.345 --> 13:59.785 Shaz, eat some paan and spit it on the walls. 13:59.905 --> 14:00.825 It will be peak detailing. 14:00.945 --> 14:03.345 That is why he chose only the kids who are scrapes. 14:04.625 --> 14:06.625 He isn't here to improve our school’s image. 14:07.745 --> 14:09.705 He is here to burn it to the ground. 14:23.105 --> 14:24.905 Do you even care about our party at all? 14:25.385 --> 14:27.425 Can't you see? Mr. Thareja is wearing thongs! 14:27.865 --> 14:29.905 Go get the CCTV cameras to turn away. Now! 14:32.785 --> 14:34.185 Oh my God! 14:35.105 --> 14:38.145 Duke of Tinki Toli. Lord Gyaneshwar. 14:38.825 --> 14:41.145 What is the guy who swims in the Thames River in London 14:41.265 --> 14:42.425 doing at our lowly community pool? 14:43.145 --> 14:44.225 Urmila ji, I know... 14:44.985 --> 14:46.985 I shouldn't have hidden my Cambridge plans from you. 14:47.545 --> 14:50.105 But you see, the swimming trials will be held in a few days. 14:50.225 --> 14:51.145 That is why... 14:51.265 --> 14:53.305 the pool is needed to practice. 14:54.025 --> 14:54.945 For the kids. 14:55.625 --> 14:59.065 Of course! Everything you do is for the kids. 15:00.705 --> 15:02.785 Your school staff could be fooled by your slick words, 15:03.985 --> 15:05.785 but I won't be fooled anymore. Move. 15:07.945 --> 15:08.865 What? 15:09.945 --> 15:12.305 Hey! Gyaneshwar! Come. 15:12.985 --> 15:14.425 I was waiting for you. Come. 15:15.945 --> 15:17.385 Bring me a Bachelor Mojito. 15:17.505 --> 15:18.465 Yeah... 15:19.025 --> 15:21.585 What do you mean, "Yeah"? Virgin Mojito! Bring it with you. 15:21.825 --> 15:26.065 You see, enjoying a cold Mojito in the hot pool is bliss. 15:26.185 --> 15:28.345 Goldy ji. Goldy ji, I had a request. 15:28.825 --> 15:30.105 Could we get the pool? 15:30.225 --> 15:31.625 Just for some time? The kids need it. 15:31.905 --> 15:33.065 This pool? For the kids? 15:33.745 --> 15:35.305 No, no, I bathe in it, man. 15:36.065 --> 15:39.025 If you were bathing, and 20 kids started splashing around. 15:39.385 --> 15:41.665 Would you like that? Think about my privacy. 15:41.945 --> 15:45.065 But Goldy ji, isn't this a... "public" pool? 15:45.945 --> 15:48.865 And I... am a public leader, aren't I? 15:49.545 --> 15:51.905 You see, it's in our party manifesto. 15:52.705 --> 15:54.105 Clean your body right! 15:54.225 --> 15:56.065 We're always by your side! 15:56.705 --> 15:58.065 But sir, sir, sir. 15:59.425 --> 16:01.305 The selections will be held soon. 16:01.425 --> 16:02.665 - State-level selections. - Look. 16:02.905 --> 16:06.545 A pool, coaching, these are all private school antics. 16:06.945 --> 16:09.545 Our kids aren't delicate like theirs. 16:09.825 --> 16:10.945 They are special. 16:11.665 --> 16:13.465 Just look at our Deepak Sejwal. 16:14.385 --> 16:17.185 Without any facilities, he still won gold, didn't he? 16:17.505 --> 16:18.825 So? 16:19.385 --> 16:22.465 Our kids don't have hands. They have oars. 16:23.105 --> 16:26.705 Throw them in the water, and they will swim like fish. 16:28.185 --> 16:29.425 I want that swan! 16:29.945 --> 16:31.065 Give me the swan. 16:31.945 --> 16:34.345 Come here, my pink swan! 16:34.945 --> 16:37.345 - Please listen to me. - Hey, wait a second. 16:38.065 --> 16:39.745 We are trying to build a good reputation here, 16:39.865 --> 16:41.865 so that we get our picture in the education report. 16:42.065 --> 16:45.585 And sir, you guys invited the guy who ruined even Goldy ji' s reputation? 16:45.705 --> 16:46.585 Exactly. 16:46.705 --> 16:49.785 That Volcano is the most dangerous reporter in Delhi NCR. 16:50.625 --> 16:51.905 Do you know how many shops he closed down? 16:52.585 --> 16:55.025 Even Sikri sir was one of his victims. Tell them. 16:55.185 --> 16:56.305 - Yeah. - Tell them. 16:56.425 --> 16:58.545 I used to own a big tailoring shop. 16:58.905 --> 17:00.425 He spread a rumor that 17:00.585 --> 17:03.625 the owner is having an illicit affair with the mannequin. 17:04.305 --> 17:05.985 The business was shut down, fine. 17:06.785 --> 17:08.265 Just think about how bad Kiran must have felt. 17:08.905 --> 17:10.584 She couldn't say a single word. 17:10.585 --> 17:12.905 But isn't your wife's name Sumitra? 17:13.185 --> 17:14.185 Yes. 17:16.625 --> 17:19.145 Sir, can't we stop him from entering the school? 17:19.305 --> 17:20.545 No, we can't. 17:20.905 --> 17:22.625 Birds, lakes, a fart, and the media. 17:23.105 --> 17:24.145 No one can stop them. 17:24.665 --> 17:27.185 He will show up and interview the kids. 17:27.545 --> 17:29.385 And he will drag this school's reputation through the mud. 17:29.905 --> 17:30.985 I told you, madam. 17:31.745 --> 17:34.385 We had a good opportunity to get the studious students 17:34.665 --> 17:36.305 in front of the camera. 17:36.545 --> 17:39.745 Sir, how could I have known that his report would be biased? 17:39.905 --> 17:41.785 Sir, sir. Do whatever you can. 17:41.905 --> 17:43.985 But make sure Ravinder's name is taken off this list. 17:44.505 --> 17:47.505 That boy has a habit of cutting things. 17:47.905 --> 17:49.425 Next time, he will cut the school's reputation to shreds. 17:50.185 --> 17:51.345 Wait a second. 17:52.625 --> 17:55.025 Mukhi might know Ravinder's name... 17:56.345 --> 17:59.185 but he has no clue what he looks like! 17:59.305 --> 18:02.105 - That's true. - We can do that. 18:03.665 --> 18:05.585 - Yours? - Yes, mine too. 18:07.185 --> 18:08.305 Palak! 18:08.985 --> 18:10.025 Palak! 18:11.145 --> 18:12.425 Can we talk for a minute? 18:14.345 --> 18:15.825 - You, go ahead. I am right behind you. - Okay. 18:20.865 --> 18:22.185 What's wrong? You left without informing me in the morning. 18:22.545 --> 18:24.625 We didn't even do the morning affirmations yesterday. 18:25.385 --> 18:27.345 Affirmations only work when your intentions are pure. 18:28.745 --> 18:30.825 Palak, please. Communicate openly. 18:31.025 --> 18:32.185 Communicate openly? 18:32.505 --> 18:34.425 Like you do with Guneet on the "Second Love" app? 18:36.105 --> 18:37.625 Why didn't you tell me? 18:38.145 --> 18:40.985 That's because... your exams are coming closer. 18:41.825 --> 18:44.065 I thought that I could inform you later. 18:45.105 --> 18:46.905 You... child, listen to me. 18:47.145 --> 18:48.185 Palak! 18:49.345 --> 18:50.305 Palak? 18:53.825 --> 18:55.025 So, you are Ravinder? 18:57.625 --> 18:58.825 You are Simple. 19:00.145 --> 19:01.185 And you're Purav? 19:02.505 --> 19:04.865 No, sir, it must have been a typo. 19:05.265 --> 19:06.665 That is not Purav Jha. 19:07.305 --> 19:08.425 It's Purva Jha. 19:13.145 --> 19:15.025 No dirt under your fingernails. 19:16.625 --> 19:18.385 No dirt in your mouth. 19:18.865 --> 19:20.625 And Purav is wearing a dress? 19:22.185 --> 19:25.145 You three are the failures in this class? 19:25.905 --> 19:28.625 Yes, sir, we are all troublemakers. 19:30.985 --> 19:32.025 So, then... 19:33.105 --> 19:35.265 if I tear a page from your notebook, 19:35.745 --> 19:36.985 you wouldn't feel bad, would you? 19:38.745 --> 19:39.665 No, sir. 19:40.145 --> 19:41.145 I never study. 19:41.505 --> 19:42.385 Really? 19:49.105 --> 19:50.145 Toppers! 19:50.505 --> 19:52.385 You are all toppers! 19:55.985 --> 19:56.905 Pencil. 19:58.865 --> 19:59.985 Pencil. 20:01.065 --> 20:02.025 Pencil. 20:02.145 --> 20:03.825 - Your wedding is canceled! - Who said that? 20:04.345 --> 20:05.185 It was you, wasn't it? 20:06.545 --> 20:08.105 No, sir, I didn't say anything. 20:08.265 --> 20:09.305 Tell me your name. 20:09.505 --> 20:10.545 Raghunath, sir. 20:11.745 --> 20:12.665 Spell it. 20:13.145 --> 20:14.025 R... 20:15.265 --> 20:16.185 A... 20:17.305 --> 20:18.345 V-I-N-D-E-R. 20:19.105 --> 20:20.985 Oh no! 20:21.505 --> 20:22.825 - Good job, son. - Thank you, sir. 20:23.105 --> 20:23.905 Sit. 20:25.665 --> 20:27.305 The backbenchers are at the front, 20:27.905 --> 20:29.385 and the front benchers are at the back. 20:32.505 --> 20:34.385 Everything is planned. 20:35.105 --> 20:36.905 Ma'am, let's change the plan. 20:37.185 --> 20:38.185 Now I will... 20:39.665 --> 20:41.185 be interviewing these kids. 20:42.825 --> 20:44.785 Shaz, if there is any Paan left, then spit it on the class walls. 20:45.425 --> 20:47.265 - No, no! No, sir. Let it be. - You-- 20:53.865 --> 20:56.025 So government schools can look like this, too? 20:56.145 --> 20:58.105 Yes, dude, didn't you know? 20:58.265 --> 20:59.665 - Wow... - Sir. 21:01.185 --> 21:03.305 Gyaneshwar sir! How are you? 21:04.385 --> 21:05.865 Please stay away from the pool. 21:05.985 --> 21:07.425 They have just put in chlorine. 21:08.025 --> 21:09.985 That kills all the germs, you know? 21:10.785 --> 21:13.865 Those who swim in urine at the lake aren't afraid of pool chlorine. 21:15.425 --> 21:16.385 Right? 21:17.745 --> 21:20.985 Oh! So you're here for the trials as well? 21:21.105 --> 21:22.865 - Yes. - I see. 21:23.305 --> 21:24.505 Go ahead and try. 21:25.385 --> 21:27.745 But you still can't overtake our speedboat. 21:28.825 --> 21:29.985 Oh, so you have a speedboat. 21:30.105 --> 21:31.785 - Yes. - Well, we have a submarine. 21:32.905 --> 21:35.425 The last time he breathed in was when he left his house. 21:36.825 --> 21:38.385 Breathe out, son. 21:38.665 --> 21:39.745 Good job. 21:43.265 --> 21:46.785 This is our swimming coach. Rana sir. 21:47.145 --> 21:48.425 Ex-District level champion. 21:48.785 --> 21:50.385 - Good morning, sir. - Good morning. 21:51.785 --> 21:53.425 Who is your school's coach, sir? 21:54.745 --> 21:57.905 The same coach who trained Commonwealth gold medalist Deepak Sejwal... 21:58.025 --> 21:58.945 "Kudrat." 21:59.065 --> 22:01.905 And... where is Ms. Kudrat? 22:02.585 --> 22:03.705 Nature, sir. 22:04.465 --> 22:05.785 Our kids are natural. 22:05.985 --> 22:07.305 They have oars for hands. 22:07.825 --> 22:08.905 Throw them in the water, 22:09.945 --> 22:11.705 and they will swim like fish. 22:11.865 --> 22:12.785 Let's go, kids. 22:15.385 --> 22:16.945 Can I get a breath analyzer, sir? 22:25.985 --> 22:27.785 Kuttan! They've already started, son! 22:28.905 --> 22:30.505 Jump in! Jump in! 22:36.865 --> 22:37.865 Kuttan, my boy! 22:42.265 --> 22:44.545 Bhanu, my boy! Move forward. 22:44.665 --> 22:47.225 - You need to swim. - Sir, there are no waves. 22:47.425 --> 22:49.305 - How will I move forward? - What? 22:53.145 --> 22:54.625 Come on, Jogi! 22:57.665 --> 22:58.625 Keep going. 23:04.345 --> 23:06.145 - Jogi? What-- - Sir! 23:06.505 --> 23:07.465 It's a ten-rupee coin! 23:08.705 --> 23:10.145 I think I also see Kuttan down there. 23:13.665 --> 23:15.945 - Kuttan? Son? - Kuttan? 23:19.945 --> 23:21.065 Who came in second, sir? 23:21.865 --> 23:22.985 Oh, come on... 23:23.665 --> 23:24.905 Congratulations, son. 23:33.145 --> 23:35.545 Oh, Rana sir. Congratulations. 23:35.865 --> 23:37.945 All the very best for the championship. 23:38.665 --> 23:39.545 Thank you, sir. 23:39.905 --> 23:42.585 But, sir, you didn't recognize me this time either. 23:43.945 --> 23:45.225 Were you my student? 23:47.185 --> 23:48.785 I was in Deepak Sejwal's batch. 23:49.305 --> 23:50.745 Oh yeah! 23:51.225 --> 23:54.625 Aren't you the one who was always a few seconds behind Deepak? 23:55.705 --> 23:56.865 What was it... 23:57.305 --> 23:58.425 Runner-up Rana! 23:59.745 --> 24:01.785 Sorry. I... I mean... 24:02.625 --> 24:03.585 It's fine, sir. 24:03.905 --> 24:07.305 But in sports, two seconds can create two different lives. 24:07.985 --> 24:10.505 But you are doing well for yourself. 24:11.185 --> 24:14.225 You are the coach at such a good school-- I mean, an okay school. 24:14.345 --> 24:15.625 I wasn't talking about myself, sir. 24:16.665 --> 24:17.825 I’m talking about the child, 24:17.945 --> 24:20.625 who, with proper resources at the right time... 24:21.305 --> 24:23.625 Maybe he could have made the country proud today as well. 24:24.705 --> 24:26.025 What happened to him back then... 24:27.465 --> 24:28.985 is happening to these kids today. 24:30.985 --> 24:34.945 Deepak was not an example. He was the exception, sir. 24:36.465 --> 24:39.185 Everyone here praises the lamp that burned through the storm. 24:40.425 --> 24:43.105 But no one tries to stop the storm. 24:44.065 --> 24:46.065 And the day we stop this storm, 24:46.425 --> 24:49.865 our nation won't just create one, but thousands of Deepaks. 24:51.545 --> 24:53.105 The trials will be held again next month. 24:54.385 --> 24:56.745 I will coach your school's kids. 24:59.265 --> 25:04.025 Just make arrangements for a pool so they can practice regularly. 25:05.105 --> 25:06.065 Thank you, sir. 25:11.505 --> 25:14.945 I told you. Reflection and refraction, I still have to read both chapters. 25:15.305 --> 25:17.545 But no, you want to go out today. 25:18.265 --> 25:19.985 Palak, we are not here to have fun. 25:20.785 --> 25:22.185 We are here to meet someone. 25:24.545 --> 25:25.585 Meet someone? 25:26.425 --> 25:27.425 Now? 25:27.825 --> 25:29.985 Why didn't you tell me earlier, Dad? I would have worn something else! 25:30.465 --> 25:32.025 This looks good, too, child. 25:32.265 --> 25:34.545 Come, don't be scared. You're looking nice. Come. 25:37.465 --> 25:38.385 Hi. 25:38.705 --> 25:39.625 Hi. 25:41.305 --> 25:43.785 Not her, child. What are you doing? 25:46.425 --> 25:48.665 Hi. Mukul. How are you? 25:48.865 --> 25:49.825 Good, good. How are you? 25:50.305 --> 25:51.385 - Palak. - Hi, Palak. 25:51.545 --> 25:52.905 I am your father's friend. 25:53.225 --> 25:54.785 - Please sit. - Please. 25:55.505 --> 25:56.465 Come. 26:03.265 --> 26:04.625 So, you and Dad... 26:07.185 --> 26:08.785 Oh, is this why you were looking at the rainbow 26:08.905 --> 26:10.105 outside the window the other day? 26:10.265 --> 26:12.025 Yes! It was beautiful, wasn't it? 26:15.665 --> 26:17.105 You don't have a problem with this, do you? 26:17.545 --> 26:18.465 You can speak openly. 26:18.705 --> 26:20.425 No, no. I am just surprised. 26:21.185 --> 26:22.345 Pleasantly surprised. 26:23.385 --> 26:24.545 But surprised. 26:25.345 --> 26:26.585 You're taking it quite well. 26:27.905 --> 26:29.785 Your dad was worried for no reason. 26:31.465 --> 26:33.425 Maybe I was the one who never understood him. 26:33.745 --> 26:36.305 I am glad, Palak. That you're so open-minded. 26:36.785 --> 26:39.265 It's very normal these days, Dad. 26:39.785 --> 26:41.505 If two people are happy together, 26:41.625 --> 26:43.465 why would anyone have a problem with it? 26:44.385 --> 26:46.825 So, what should I call you? Guneet or Dad? 26:47.385 --> 26:48.905 - Why "Guneet"? - Hey! Why "Dad"? 26:49.705 --> 26:51.545 - You're not Guneet? - No, he isn't. 26:51.745 --> 26:52.745 I am not Guneet. 26:53.225 --> 26:54.545 I am Tarkeshwar. 26:55.385 --> 26:57.305 Palak, I am a child therapist. 26:59.425 --> 27:00.985 You brought me here to meet a therapist? 27:01.505 --> 27:02.545 Child... 27:02.825 --> 27:05.225 Look, statistically, 88% children 27:05.345 --> 27:08.345 feel anxious when they hear about their parents getting married again. 27:08.785 --> 27:09.785 Your-- 27:11.105 --> 27:12.105 Wait. 27:12.305 --> 27:13.785 Palak? Palak? 27:14.825 --> 27:17.025 Child, you were also under stress because of the boards. 27:17.505 --> 27:20.465 So I thought you would feel better talking to an expert. 27:20.585 --> 27:21.825 Then you could have spoken to me! 27:23.465 --> 27:25.385 Yes, I have stress! I have anxiety! 27:25.505 --> 27:26.505 Then just hug me! 27:28.265 --> 27:30.745 Tell me that Mom and I will always be special to you. 27:31.705 --> 27:33.105 But it's time for you to move on! 27:34.905 --> 27:36.265 That is all I wanted to hear. 27:39.065 --> 27:41.065 I don't want to see you alone forever, either, Dad. 27:43.385 --> 27:46.945 Child, the undue pressure you feel right now is academically-- 27:47.065 --> 27:48.585 You never understood. 27:50.825 --> 27:52.265 I don't want a therapist. 27:53.705 --> 27:55.185 I just want a father. 28:06.065 --> 28:08.825 Maybe I shouldn't have worn a pink sweatshirt. 28:11.345 --> 28:13.065 What is all this that Goldy ji does? 28:14.145 --> 28:15.985 He commented under Shakira's photo, 28:16.265 --> 28:17.705 "You will look better with a bindi." 28:22.585 --> 28:23.865 Go and delete this. Go. 28:28.865 --> 28:29.825 Urmila ji... 28:30.425 --> 28:31.585 You know, don't you? 28:31.865 --> 28:34.345 The swimming pool is for the kids' sports activities. 28:35.385 --> 28:37.785 Only you can set the field to deal with Goldy ji. 28:38.065 --> 28:40.665 How many more times will you use the kids to lie to me? 28:42.305 --> 28:43.985 I will admit that I made a mistake. 28:44.145 --> 28:47.385 No, no. You didn't make a mistake. I did. 28:47.905 --> 28:49.825 How could I trust the man 28:50.265 --> 28:52.145 who betrayed me 25 years ago? 28:52.265 --> 28:53.465 I did not betray you! 28:55.985 --> 28:56.945 Sorry... 28:58.745 --> 29:00.305 Urmila ji, I didn't betray you. 29:01.145 --> 29:03.185 I didn't say yes to you, I said no to Sushma. 29:04.945 --> 29:06.025 I got it wrong, didn't I? 29:07.865 --> 29:10.225 I didn't say no to you, I said yes to Sushma. 29:10.865 --> 29:11.825 Correct. 29:12.065 --> 29:12.945 On that day... 29:14.385 --> 29:15.425 Listen. 29:17.665 --> 29:18.865 My sister... 29:19.465 --> 29:20.705 is going to turn you down. 29:21.785 --> 29:23.065 - Me? - Yes. 29:23.985 --> 29:24.985 She told me. 29:25.105 --> 29:26.305 But why are-- 29:27.545 --> 29:29.705 But why are you telling me that? 29:29.905 --> 29:32.625 Because you would feel bad about it later. 29:33.905 --> 29:36.625 You would probably think that you did something wrong. 29:37.225 --> 29:38.385 Look, Gyaneshwar ji, 29:39.585 --> 29:40.905 there is nothing wrong with you. 29:41.825 --> 29:43.705 - That's all I wanted to say. - Sushma! 29:44.225 --> 29:45.345 Yes, I am coming. 29:46.025 --> 29:46.865 Thank you. 29:49.665 --> 29:52.185 She was the first girl to ever talk to me like that. 29:54.145 --> 29:55.585 She barely knew me, 29:56.745 --> 29:57.705 but she still cared about me. 29:58.625 --> 29:59.665 In that moment, 30:01.705 --> 30:03.945 I was clean-bowled by Sushma. 30:07.865 --> 30:09.505 But I was truly surprised when 30:10.505 --> 30:11.745 she chose me too. 30:15.505 --> 30:16.545 So many years... 30:18.585 --> 30:19.745 without a single complaint. 30:22.265 --> 30:24.425 She keeps choosing this good-for-nothing Headmaster. 30:29.745 --> 30:32.745 I could never do a single nice thing for her, Urmila ji. 30:37.625 --> 30:38.545 No matter what, 30:40.345 --> 30:43.465 I will definitely take Sushma to England. 30:48.225 --> 30:49.145 Yes, Kanchan ma'am? 30:49.705 --> 30:52.745 Please do something, sir. The Volcano is about to explode! 30:53.745 --> 30:55.145 Tell me the name of the National Bird of India. 30:55.625 --> 30:57.665 - What? - National bird. 30:58.945 --> 30:59.865 Chicken 65. 31:00.265 --> 31:01.505 - Good job, my boy. - Thank you, sir. 31:02.505 --> 31:04.745 Catchy, isn't it? Just watch, they will make a meme out of this. 31:05.145 --> 31:06.345 They will make a meme of our school. 31:07.145 --> 31:09.465 What kind of a report are you making? 31:09.625 --> 31:12.625 I told you, the media does whatever they can for TRP. 31:13.065 --> 31:14.105 Were you talking about yourself? 31:14.345 --> 31:15.305 Yes. 31:15.825 --> 31:18.945 Look, sir, I know this story will be very harmful to your school. 31:19.345 --> 31:20.785 You might even lose your job. 31:21.345 --> 31:22.225 And you too. 31:22.825 --> 31:25.425 But look at the bigger picture, our channel will get so many views! 31:26.505 --> 31:27.465 Bloody journalist! 31:27.785 --> 31:29.505 Hey! Don't use bad words. 31:30.665 --> 31:31.625 Who are you calling a journalist? 31:32.345 --> 31:33.265 I am a storyteller. 31:34.665 --> 31:36.105 Then why are you telling such stories? 31:36.545 --> 31:38.105 There are thousands of good teachers in our country. 31:38.625 --> 31:39.905 Millions of good students. 31:40.985 --> 31:42.905 Then why are you picking out the idiots and highlighting them? 31:43.105 --> 31:45.585 Because, sir, no one wants to watch positive stories. 31:46.025 --> 31:48.185 A lamp in broad daylight? Nobody is interested. 31:48.665 --> 31:51.265 But a burning lamp in a storm? Now that story is gold. 31:51.425 --> 31:52.425 Gold... 31:54.065 --> 31:55.025 So... 31:56.465 --> 31:57.385 What if I... 31:59.145 --> 32:00.145 showed you a tsunami? 32:01.545 --> 32:03.385 A burning lamp in a tsunami? 32:04.865 --> 32:06.545 It's definitely catchy. It's catchy. 32:12.745 --> 32:15.225 This is it! This is the swimming pool 32:15.425 --> 32:18.585 from which Commonwealth Gold medalist Deepak Sejwal was evicted. 32:18.705 --> 32:19.705 How did you get in here? 32:19.825 --> 32:22.225 Take a look. Look at how MLA Goldy 32:22.345 --> 32:24.105 has stolen the pool from innocent children 32:24.265 --> 32:26.105 and is now bathing in their tears. Look! 32:26.225 --> 32:28.505 Is anyone here? Security! 32:28.625 --> 32:30.505 What do you have to say? Say something! 32:33.425 --> 32:34.545 As you just saw, 32:34.745 --> 32:36.785 when the leader of an area is such a spineless coward 32:36.945 --> 32:37.985 who runs away from trouble, 32:38.105 --> 32:41.465 the emergence of talent like Deepak is a miracle in itself. 32:41.585 --> 32:44.665 You are watching our special report, A burning lamp in a tsunami. 32:45.145 --> 32:47.265 Hey, he came out! Catch him! 32:47.385 --> 32:50.105 Look at Illiterate Goldy turn into Wet Goldy. 32:50.225 --> 32:51.825 No more hide-and-seek, Goldy! 32:51.945 --> 32:53.185 How the hell did you get in here? 32:53.305 --> 32:55.665 This is the first time the volcano erupted at the right spot. 32:56.305 --> 32:57.945 Please keep that in mind for next time, madam. 32:59.985 --> 33:01.865 Just to save some milk scraps, 33:02.625 --> 33:04.545 you can't set the whole kitchen on fire. 33:04.785 --> 33:06.345 Sir, not again, please. 33:06.985 --> 33:09.905 As teachers, it is our job to help all the children. 33:10.945 --> 33:12.745 Not just the ones who have a bright future. 33:15.105 --> 33:18.425 A few years ago, there was a teacher at this school. 33:21.105 --> 33:22.905 He used to say the same things you say now. 33:23.945 --> 33:27.385 Too busy making sure all the failures in class passed, 33:28.185 --> 33:30.625 he forgot to pay attention to the class topper for a year. 33:31.385 --> 33:32.345 Two marks. 33:32.745 --> 33:37.545 That student missed the medical cutoff by just two marks. 33:38.865 --> 33:40.305 Do you know who that teacher was? 33:41.545 --> 33:42.505 No... 33:45.185 --> 33:47.585 Not all five fingers are the same, Ms. Kanchan. 33:47.705 --> 33:49.665 We have 50 students in our class. 33:50.105 --> 33:52.665 Forty might not even make it to graduation. 33:53.425 --> 33:56.585 But if we give special attention to the remaining ten students, 33:57.185 --> 34:01.025 they might be able to pull their families out of poverty. 34:06.185 --> 34:08.025 There was a little girl in my class, too, sir. 34:08.545 --> 34:10.545 She used to fail in Math every single time. 34:11.305 --> 34:12.545 Then Naidu sir appeared. 34:12.985 --> 34:14.625 And when he taught her, 34:14.745 --> 34:17.185 that was the first time she understood Math. 34:17.665 --> 34:19.625 In fact, she loved the subject so much 34:19.745 --> 34:22.185 that she is a Math teacher herself today. 34:23.665 --> 34:25.105 Do you know who that girl is? 34:25.545 --> 34:26.705 You, who else? 34:26.985 --> 34:28.665 No. My friend Jyoti. 34:31.305 --> 34:33.985 No, actually it is me, but the point is... 34:34.105 --> 34:35.545 Just like I surprised you right now, 34:35.665 --> 34:37.145 I will surprise you again. 34:37.265 --> 34:39.745 When I teach all the "scrape kids", 34:39.865 --> 34:42.945 and they all pass the Board exams with good marks. 34:43.265 --> 34:44.505 Okay, fine. 34:44.905 --> 34:46.705 How about a packet of Kaju Barfi for the winner? 34:47.905 --> 34:48.905 Fine. 34:49.265 --> 34:50.865 But make it a packet of Kalakand, sir. 34:51.905 --> 34:54.865 Because some sweets are made with milk scraps. 35:00.625 --> 35:04.065 After the trials, these three kids will swim through. 35:06.745 --> 35:08.665 But what do we do with the remaining five? 35:09.065 --> 35:10.865 I still hate you, even today. 35:14.225 --> 35:16.105 But not as much as I love Sushma. 35:17.025 --> 35:19.425 The girl who sees your face every single morning 35:20.225 --> 35:22.865 should get the chance to look at a nice view one day, right? 35:24.025 --> 35:27.105 I have a foolproof idea to send both of you to Cambridge. 35:28.465 --> 35:29.385 What?