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I can't teach this.
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You will have to teach it.
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The elections are next year.
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And according to the survey,
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Shailesh Ganjoo from
the opposition, he...
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Has a 12-point lead over Goldy ji.
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Goldy ji can only be the hero
when this baldy becomes the villain.
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We need to change Goldy ji's future.
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For that, we will have to change
the history of Tinki Toli.
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So, you want me to walk into
class and declare this.
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"The year was 1823.
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The kingdom of Tinki Toli."
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The darkest day in our History.
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When the people of Tinki Toli
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wanted to protect their hair,
more than their children.
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Barbers! I, Emperor Ganjoo,
command you.
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Make the entire village bald.
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Please don't make my husband bald.
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No! Please don't
make my husband bald!
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I am begging you, please don't
evict his lice from their home.
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Old or young, boy or girl...
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Every head in the
village will be shaved!
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Every girl captivated by haircare
will now be my captive.
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Under the reign of
the Ganjoo dynasty,
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no matter who it was.
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If your hair peeked out,
it would be chopped.
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It was a complete
hairless society, you see.
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Capture him!
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Go, go, Golden
The guardian of hair
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And amid this reign of terror,
a typhoon of hair emerged.
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Golden Randhawa.
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The greatest great-grandfather
of Goldy Randhawa.
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What is this nonsense?
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The tenth-grade History syllabus
hasn't been completed yet,
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and you want to add
this fraudulent book to it?
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Do you have any idea how
this will affect the kids' results?
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Why are you suddenly so concerned
with the results this year?
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Last year in Economics, when we
said GST means "Goldy ji Saves Tax",
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you had no objections back then.
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A line and a book are as different
as an over and an innings.
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Teaching this is not a cakewalk...
Would you like some halwa?
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- What?
- Sushma cooked it yesterday.
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It's very tasty.
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- Give her some.
- I will get it.
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As I was saying, I mean,
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it's not like kids can vote.
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What is the point of
teaching them all this?
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That is exactly what I am trying
to explain to you, brother-in-law.
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But you don't understand.
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Your school doesn't just have
1,200 children.
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It also has the vote bank
of 1,200 families.
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This one book can help Goldy ji
win the election.
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That's why you need to stop
back answering me...
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Have you never had baklava?
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Oh, brother-in-law,
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I will take you to CP next time,
where we can both eat baklava.
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- Here.
- Oh, thank you.
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Sushma, only you can convince
Brother-in-law now.
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I got these books printed for him,
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but he refuses to teach it.
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Sister is asking you so nicely,
just teach it.
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Besides, who could possibly understand
the value of books better than you?
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That's true.
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Batwaal ji, only you understand
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the true price of books like these.
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I agree.
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I will give you 150 rupees
for four kilos.
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At least pay me 175!
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Today, the breeze feels fresh and new
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A happy smile has tickled its way through
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My cheeks have bloomed with rosy grace
I've found my happy, healing place
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Today, the breeze feels fresh and new
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Waterfalls will pour from my eyes...
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A very good morning to you!
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- A very good morning to you, sir.
- Good morning, sir.
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What happened to Sir today?
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He must have checked
the pre-boards papers today.
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He is excited that he will
get to beat up the kids today.
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Today, the breeze feels fresh and new...
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NON-VIOLENCE IS THE WEAPON
OF THE STRONG.
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Eeny, meeny, miny, moe.
Catch a tiger by the toe.
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Now, everyone's papers
will be revealed one by one.
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But this time,
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I will start from the bottom
of the stack.
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Purav Jha!
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One and a half marks
out of a hundred.
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Come here, son. Come.
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Amazing.
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Hurry up!
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Turn around.
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Turn around!
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Sir! Sir...
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Mukul sir has sent
you a notice, sir.
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Come back after class.
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You come closer and turn around.
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Sir, he told me to show it
to you right now.
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Mukul, it was fine when it
was just WhatsApp and DMs.
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Now you're sending jokes
via official notices?
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“From today onward,
you cannot beat children.”
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It's not a joke, sir.
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It's the Child Protection Policy.
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Under this policy,
teachers cannot
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physically or mentally
punish students.
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But I have never punished
a child mentally.
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That is why I underlined
"physically" for you, sir.
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Take a look.
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Look, Mukul.
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Be it a person or a house,
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you need a little hammering
to build them right.
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And a little bit is not an issue.
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Sir, last month you
chokeslammed a kid.
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Yeah, so? He tried to pull off
a girl's veil in an ongoing class.
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So, I got lost in the flow.
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Sir, there are other ways to discipline
children other than hitting them.
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Okay, like what?
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When I suggested an alternative
method at the last seminar,
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weren't you the one who
turned it down?
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Come on, sir. The school cannot
give you permission to use Chloroform.
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Mukul, do you know the kind
of homes these kids come from?
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If we refuse to hit them,
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they will think we are weak.
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Sir, my job was to inform you.
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The policy is old,
but according to the new circular,
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there could be a surprise
inspection at any time.
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Please, sir, at least try to
change your teaching style.
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Good. Okay.
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- Come.
- Bring a kid and take a picture.
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- Yes, sir.
- Is this fine?
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- Sit.
- It's fine, sir.
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This is the kid, sir.
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Couldn't you find one
in a bigger size?
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Get rid of this XL and get me an S.
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- Okay, sir.
- Urmila, is he a kid?
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Sir, we will get
another kid immediately.
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- Take a look. Will he do?
- He is perfect.
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- Bring him here. Put him on my lap.
- Come, child.
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- Put him here.
- Take a seat.
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Urmila, do we have to take a picture
with a kid?
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Sir, according to the survey,
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people want to know how much you
care about the future of Tinki Toli.
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Change the future's diaper.
He shat his pants.
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- He shat his pants?
- Take him away!
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Oh, man. You should have
made sure he shat at home.
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What is this, Urmila?
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Sir, let Rajan sit for now.
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We will use AI to
turn him into "Small Rajan".
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- Close his zip a bit.
- Yes, ma'am.
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A little bit. Yes, good.
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- Smile.
- Hey, smile.
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- One with you, feeding him a samosa.
- How much--
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It will look cute, sir.
You feeding him a samosa.
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Is this how I will win
the elections?
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- Sir--
- Is it?
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How did this happen?
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- Sir, it's my fault. I am sorry.
- Urmila!
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If I become an MP tomorrow,
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that is how you will become
an MLA the day after tomorrow.
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It is a chance to climb higher.
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Don't trip and fall on your face.
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They're putting chutney on
my great-grandfather's face,
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and Tinki Toli is eating samosas!
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Sonu, my boy.
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The Pandyas were the ones
who ended the Cholas.
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Why did you write,
"My friends finished it with Bhaturas?"
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- Shit--
- Hey, don't curse.
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Sir, where are they
shifting the benches?
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Relax! Relax!
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- Hey! Hey, mister! Where are you going?
- Where are you taking the benches?
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Hey, listen. Listen to--
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Ms. Urmila, what is going on here?
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It's an order from Goldy ji.
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But why would he do this
out of nowhere?
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Mr. Batwaal!
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These are just the benches
from one class.
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Eventually, the other benches,
fans, blackboards...
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everything that Goldy ji
gave your school will be returned.
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Madam? Does this kid
also belong to Goldy ji?
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What?
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Nandalal!
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Wake up, son. Nandalal!
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You are inside a truck, son.
Come here.
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Come on, come on.
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That is why we always say,
"Never sleep in class."
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What would you do if
uncle sold you too?
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- Let's go.
- Urmila ji...
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ABV is still standing because of
Goldy ji's blessings.
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The school will shut down
if you keep doing this.
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That is your decision.
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You can let this school
become history,
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or you can teach Goldy ji's History.
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- Good morning, class.
- Good morning, ma'am.
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Sit. Get your books out quickly.
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The exams are coming closer, and
we have a lot of syllabus to cover.
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Who will tell me...
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what is relative velocity?
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Gopal, you answer the question.
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Ma'am, whenever my mother
makes a mistake,
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my father's sister comes over
immediately to cause drama.
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Isn't that "relative" velocity?
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No, Gopal...
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What?
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Good morning, sir.
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Good morning, kids!
Wakey, wakey. Drop it down.
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Today we will study,
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- relative pronouns alright?
- Sir.
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Kanchan ma'am? Ain't it my class?
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No, sir. My class.
It's the second period, right?
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It was. Then the bell rang.
Now it's the third period.
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Three comes after two.
I mean, you're the Math teacher,
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I am sure you know that.
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Why are the periods starting early?
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How could I answer that, ma'am?
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No uterus. No opinion.
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Good morning, ma'am.
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Morning, kids. Sit, sit.
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- Today we will study--
- Ma'am.
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You? Isn't this my class?
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Something is wrong, ma'am.
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All of our periods have
synced up.
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Have some shame, sir.
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What is happening?
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Bye-bye, bye-bye.
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Hello? Sir?
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Why do you keep ringing the
bell over and over again?
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Again and again? No, ma'am.
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I can only ring the bell
if the period is over.
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But--
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Oh no...
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Reset Ramesh returns.
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- What Ramesh?
- It's Reset Ramesh.
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He forgets that he retired
20 years ago.
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He shows up to school out of the blue
and starts doing his duties as a peon.
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Oh, he has short-term memory loss?
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For quite a "long-term".
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All of his passwords are OTPs.
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He showed up just
like this, last year.
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He rings the bell at any time.
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He would walk into an ongoing
class and clean the blackboard.
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No one was able to study in
school for two whole weeks.
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But the board exams are coming soon.
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How will we complete
the syllabus like this?
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Why doesn't anyone tell him
that we don't need him in school?
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A lot of people tried it, ma'am.
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They sat him down and spoke to him.
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In fact, he's back.
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Wait, uncle!
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- Uncle...
- Wow!
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If you work hard,
time flies by so quickly.
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Seven periods are over in just
22 minutes!
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Brother, Reset Ramesh returns.
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Hey! Hey, wait! Wait!
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School is not over yet!
Back to the classroom!
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Back to the classroom!
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This is what happens
every single time.
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I will make sure he goes home.
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Today, the breeze feels dry and cold
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The light has left my weary soul
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I've lost my happy, healing place
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A very good morning to you, sir.
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Sir.
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"I stand helpless in this prison."
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Through these lines,
the poet conveys
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the extent of his helplessness.
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- His hands are tied.
- Leave my hair.
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- You hit me first
- Chandra-Bindu.
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Be quiet.
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The next verse.
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"But, however, if someone
wants to cut off my wings..."
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Leave my hand... no you!
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Chandra-Bindu.
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The poet is warning you.
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Bansi, sit between both of them.
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Violence has no place in my class.
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Now, the next line.
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"Or else, I will lose my patience."
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Chandra-Bindu!
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Now, the next verse will be
imprinted on your backs.
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Sir! Sir! Sir!
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I need you for something important.
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Sir, I understand
this is difficult for you.
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Don't touch me, dude.
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Didn't you see how both
of them were behaving?
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Chandra and Bindu are demons
who need to be beaten.
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Mincing words is useless.
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Sir, have you ever thought about
how a demon became a demon?
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Was he born a demon?
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Or did circumstances
turn him into a demon?
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If you try to enter
a demon's mind...
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What demonstrably
stupid shit are you spewing?
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Just say what you want to say.
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Sir, I've had multiple counselling
sessions with Chandra and Bindu.
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They come from a very troubled household.
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By hitting them, you will just
be pruning the branches.
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But you should remove this
problem from its roots, sir.
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And then?
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What happened next, sir?
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After that, the Ganjoo army...
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finally cornered Golden Randhawa
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and captured him.
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You're our hair's messiah...
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It's true...
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Didn't even rinse it
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Yet it's silky through and through
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Ganjoo knew that
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no barber was brave enough
to shave Golden's head.
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That is why he pulled one last trick.
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Your locks are like mountains!
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Who could ever cut them down?
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Whose arms possess such mighty power
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To bring your tresses down?
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From now on, you are my friend.
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Now your hair will fly free.
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And all the ladies will
continue to be entranced.
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The guy with the hair routine...
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Got royally betrayed
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He cut off our majestic warrior's
majestic locks!
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Amid those dark and flowing curls
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A tiny bald spot gleamed
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Golden's scream became the spark
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that burnt the Ganjoo kingdom to ash.
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Sir?
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Sir, does that mean
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all bald people are backstabbers?
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No, it doesn't mean that.
Not all baldies.
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Yes! All baldies!
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And all of you will go home
and tell your parents
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that we can never trust
a bald person.
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Understand?
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What?
17:40.505 --> 17:42.185
My grandfather passed away.
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Urmila ji.
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This is wrong.
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This much is not an issue.
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Study it properly.
I will test you on it tomorrow.
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Who is this?
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Hey, that's me.
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Yes! And this is the old headmaster.
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Two weeks after he retired,
you retired as well.
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- I have retired already?!
- Yes!
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Twenty years ago!
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And you're telling me this now?
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Madam, I think your memory
is very weak.
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Uncle, please go home.
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This school doesn't need you.
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Madam, if I were retired,
then I would know that.
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Like when Shankar sir retired.
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They threw such a grand party for him.
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Uncle, Shankar sir retired
20 years ago!
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This is a picture of his farewell!
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Hey, that's me!
18:44.985 --> 18:48.385
Yes! And this is the
old headmaster.
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Two weeks after he retired...
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Oh God! It feels like I have
been reset along with you.
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Then consult a doctor, please.
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Ma'am, my homework...
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- Ramesh uncle!
- Bansi, my boy.
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It's fine. Come.
I will handle it.
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Uncle, you go ahead.
I will follow you.
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Okay, fine.
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He can't be helped, madam.
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There are some things he forgets,
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and others that he can't forget.
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- What do you mean?
- I mean...
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Three years ago, I shat my pants.
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Even today, whenever
Ramesh uncle sees me,
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he grabs me and wipes me clean.
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Bansi, my child. It's fine.
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Come with me.
I will handle it.
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Do something, madam!
It's as smooth as a mirror already!
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Brother, do you have a minute?
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- Do you live around here?
- Yes.
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Are those two demons
always so well-behaved?
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Only one demon can live in one cave.
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And the demon living in that cave
is right there.
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He does a night shift every night
and returns home.
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Then he beats his children
like he is beating eggs.
20:06.785 --> 20:08.345
If the kids ever open their mouths in
front of him,
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all you hear are screams.
20:10.105 --> 20:11.425
What are you staring at? Sit!
20:13.505 --> 20:14.545
Where does he work?
20:14.985 --> 20:17.665
Nearby. There is a big glass building.
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Go straight, then right.
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Don't touch me.
I got it, thank you.
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Okay.
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BALDY
ENEMY
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- Hey, Baldy!
- Where once there stood a mighty forest
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Now it's a smooth and treeless hill
20:36.905 --> 20:40.505
My hair has deserted my poor head
I feel as though I've been robbed instead
20:40.625 --> 20:43.545
I keep rubbing my nails
To console my despair
20:43.665 --> 20:46.905
On this barren land
Disappointment blooms everywhere
20:47.105 --> 20:51.104
They slap my shiny scalp
Until it glows a fiery red
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I rub my head day and night
I miss the crown upon my head
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The chewing gum stuck to his hair!
20:59.185 --> 21:00.025
Is it really stuck?
21:04.185 --> 21:07.185
In the prime of my youth
I lost my precious hair
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- Get lost, Baldy!
- I need my hair back
21:09.545 --> 21:11.145
All the girls are calling me "Uncle"!
21:11.265 --> 21:13.625
- Where once there stood a mighty forest...
- That's the truth.
21:13.745 --> 21:15.185
This is my real hair.
21:15.345 --> 21:17.625
Really? Weren't you
bald just yesterday?
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I did this the entire night.
21:20.905 --> 21:23.785
I've been robbed instead
21:25.265 --> 21:27.265
"Glab" that baldy!
21:28.425 --> 21:30.665
What part of History
are you teaching, sir?
21:30.825 --> 21:33.665
The kid has lice but
refuses to cut his hair.
21:34.625 --> 21:36.985
For the last three days,
my entire family
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has been scratching, scratching,
and scratching.
21:40.585 --> 21:41.905
Take a look, sir.
It's so big.
21:42.025 --> 21:44.065
Yes, it's so big
I can see it from here.
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- You guys should look, too.
- We get it.
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- Take a look.
- Sir!
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My son is inciting his mother
against me.
21:50.825 --> 21:52.785
He says, "Mom, I want a dad with hair."
21:52.905 --> 21:56.145
My Ravinder got angry and
tore his uncle's banyan.
21:56.265 --> 21:58.585
But Uncle has thick hair.
Why did he do that?
21:59.065 --> 22:01.425
Sir, my Ravinder is
a bit bad at spelling.
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He thought the issue isn't
baldies, it's banyans. So he tore it.
22:05.265 --> 22:07.505
Hey, what are you all saying?
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Just how many times has
Goldy ji helped this school?
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Can't this school help Goldy ji out
just this once?
22:15.985 --> 22:18.025
Kids will always act childishly.
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It's in their nature.
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This much is not an issue.
22:21.225 --> 22:24.785
And are these small pranks
really hurting anyone?
22:25.185 --> 22:26.825
Sir, sir! It's Bittu!
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Move. Step aside.
22:32.425 --> 22:33.305
Hey, get up.
22:33.465 --> 22:34.825
- Sir...
- Get up, son.
22:34.985 --> 22:35.865
Get up.
22:36.265 --> 22:37.105
Show me that.
22:37.785 --> 22:38.785
Does it hurt a lot?
22:39.865 --> 22:40.705
This much is not an issue.
22:42.065 --> 22:42.905
Let's go.
22:46.665 --> 22:48.865
Child, Bittu. Are you okay?
22:48.985 --> 22:51.705
Come on now, child. Stop crying.
22:51.825 --> 22:53.625
I think we will have to call
his mother.
22:53.865 --> 22:55.345
Hey! Bittu!
22:55.785 --> 22:56.625
What is wrong, son?
22:56.945 --> 22:57.865
Uncle...
22:58.385 --> 23:00.745
Please leave.
We don't need you here.
23:00.865 --> 23:03.385
Look, Bittu, you can fool everyone,
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but I know you better
than anyone else,
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and you won't stop crying
until you get your bribe!
23:11.945 --> 23:12.825
Come.
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Don't worry.
23:15.505 --> 23:17.265
Ramesh uncle is here for you.
23:18.585 --> 23:22.705
After this, we will go eat your
favorite pistachio-flavored kulfi.
23:22.905 --> 23:24.865
The likes and dislikes
of every child,
23:25.265 --> 23:27.185
Ramesh uncle never forgets that.
23:28.505 --> 23:29.385
But how?
23:30.545 --> 23:31.385
Who knows?
23:31.505 --> 23:35.025
Maybe the children's words aren't
stored in his mind, but in his heart.
23:37.225 --> 23:41.505
Maybe that's why they call it
learning something "by heart".
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Yes, tell me.
24:05.225 --> 24:08.345
Sir, Sukhiram told me that you got
the address to Chandra-Bindu's house.
24:09.625 --> 24:10.625
What are you going to do?
24:10.745 --> 24:11.745
Weren't you the one who said,
24:12.105 --> 24:13.785
"Take his head off from its roots?"
24:14.265 --> 24:15.585
That's exactly what I will do.
24:16.185 --> 24:17.785
Sir, bald kids are already
being bullied in school.
24:17.905 --> 24:20.625
Don't make Chandra-Bindu shave
their heads for their father's passing.
24:22.265 --> 24:23.065
He...
24:34.865 --> 24:35.985
Hey! Are you deaf?
24:37.065 --> 24:38.865
I have been honking for so long!
Can't you hear me?
24:39.305 --> 24:40.585
Do you think you can
play around here?
24:40.825 --> 24:41.625
Sorry, sir.
24:42.185 --> 24:43.025
What are you staring at?
24:43.585 --> 24:44.905
What are you staring at, moron?
24:45.025 --> 24:46.745
You'd better pray that I
never see you again.
24:47.105 --> 24:48.105
You wasted my damn time!
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Damn it! Bloody jerk...
25:14.985 --> 25:16.305
Sir, aren't you the Hindi teacher?
25:17.545 --> 25:18.825
What did Chandra-Bindu do, sir?
25:20.985 --> 25:22.985
What you do to them at home,
25:23.985 --> 25:26.625
that is what they do
to each other at school.
25:27.065 --> 25:29.145
Sir, you don't know them that well.
They are very mischievous.
25:30.225 --> 25:32.385
It's easy for you to say,
don't hit your children--
25:32.505 --> 25:34.785
Hey! I don't say such
disgusting things.
25:35.785 --> 25:38.065
Punishment is not meant
to crush children.
25:38.665 --> 25:40.145
It is meant to shape them.
25:41.385 --> 25:43.505
But we have a certain
Mukul sir at our school.
25:45.425 --> 25:46.705
He believes...
25:47.105 --> 25:48.465
That instead of hitting children,
25:48.585 --> 25:51.225
you should sit them down
and talk about your feelings.
25:53.105 --> 25:55.345
Talk about our feelings? Us men?
25:56.225 --> 25:58.385
Why don't we... what do they call it?
25:58.505 --> 26:00.705
Why don't we just start wearing
nail polish and henna then?
26:00.825 --> 26:01.665
So?
26:02.185 --> 26:03.105
What is wrong with that?
26:04.185 --> 26:08.305
A man can express his feelings
whenever he wants!
26:09.465 --> 26:10.305
Just like me!
26:11.305 --> 26:12.145
Right now.
26:13.345 --> 26:14.225
I will be...
26:15.065 --> 26:18.305
sharing my feelings with you.
26:18.785 --> 26:20.225
No, sir. Please don't do that.
26:20.625 --> 26:21.745
You can hit me if you want,
just don't--
26:21.865 --> 26:23.865
Shut up and listen to my feelings!
26:27.145 --> 26:29.465
I understand how a father
26:29.585 --> 26:33.705
fights the world to give his
child everything, Devendra.
26:34.745 --> 26:36.025
But that doesn't mean
26:36.825 --> 26:39.985
he should take out his anger
against the world on his children.
26:41.345 --> 26:42.385
You are a good father.
26:43.545 --> 26:48.225
All you need to do, before you raise
a hand against your child next time...
26:49.425 --> 26:50.665
talk to them nicely.
26:51.785 --> 26:52.625
Touch them.
26:53.425 --> 26:54.785
Maybe that is what
they want from you.
26:59.825 --> 27:00.625
What's wrong?
27:03.545 --> 27:05.225
- Can I touch you?
- What?
27:05.625 --> 27:08.505
Nobody has ever
spoken to me like this, sir.
27:09.185 --> 27:10.545
Can I hug you?
27:16.545 --> 27:17.745
Fine, just hurry up.
Someone might see us.
27:18.665 --> 27:21.025
Thank you, Hindi professor.
Thank you.
27:32.345 --> 27:33.145
Namaste, sir.
27:54.465 --> 27:56.065
So, today we will be studying GOT.
27:57.065 --> 27:59.145
About Ganjoo Occupied Tinki Toli.
28:00.105 --> 28:01.065
Open your books.
28:02.745 --> 28:03.625
No.
28:04.905 --> 28:06.345
Everyone, return your books.
28:07.585 --> 28:10.665
No, Urmila ji, I will teach them
with all my heart.
28:10.905 --> 28:12.265
I won't disappoint Goldy ji.
28:12.385 --> 28:13.745
It's an order from Goldy ji.
28:16.345 --> 28:19.585
Another pose, sir.
Now, a picture with the future.
28:20.105 --> 28:21.225
We found the right kid, sir.
28:21.345 --> 28:23.825
Yes, this is the right size.
Hey, get me a chair.
28:25.505 --> 28:27.105
Good. Come and sit here.
28:28.425 --> 28:29.985
Sir, move a little
closer to the child.
28:31.305 --> 28:33.505
If you touch heads,
that will look very cute.
28:33.905 --> 28:35.305
Do it, sir. It will look cute.
28:35.425 --> 28:36.265
Click.
28:36.385 --> 28:38.065
Now say, chair.
28:38.185 --> 28:39.505
Chair!
28:50.425 --> 28:52.145
Now that Goldy ji has lost his hair,
28:52.505 --> 28:53.905
we were spared by a hair's breadth.
28:57.545 --> 29:00.585
Doesn't that mean the heat
is on your head now?
29:04.745 --> 29:07.305
To reach greater heights,
I am happy to step on the stairs.
29:08.025 --> 29:08.905
Not on children.
29:12.105 --> 29:15.345
Now that you're here, why don't you
attend our special assembly?
29:16.425 --> 29:17.825
- Special assembly?
- Please come.
29:29.265 --> 29:32.625
A good school isn't just made up
of teachers and students.
29:32.745 --> 29:34.505
It is also made from
29:34.705 --> 29:37.625
the efforts of some people
whose contributions we often forget.
29:37.905 --> 29:40.625
And we have a person like that
in our support staff.
29:41.065 --> 29:43.345
Who we will miss a lot,
after today.
29:43.465 --> 29:45.265
Beloved by everyone,
29:46.145 --> 29:47.425
Ramesh uncle!
30:07.785 --> 30:09.865
THANK YOU, RAMESH UNCLE
30:22.145 --> 30:26.225
Ma'am, I will never forget this day.
30:27.865 --> 30:28.825
Thank you, uncle.
31:05.905 --> 31:07.145
This wasn't part of the plan
31:08.105 --> 31:09.785
How will you meet their gaze?
31:10.385 --> 31:11.785
Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide
31:15.105 --> 31:16.545
Hey, Sukhiram. Good morning.
31:18.585 --> 31:21.225
- Off-spin! See you in the evening!
- Okay, sir.
31:21.945 --> 31:22.825
Hey...
31:23.785 --> 31:25.265
Are we holding a staff meeting
in the corridor today?
31:29.265 --> 31:32.585
Yes, it’s you
Oh my, oh my!
31:32.705 --> 31:36.465
- I don't know how I let it slip
- Sir.
31:36.585 --> 31:37.705
- Sir.
- Yeah?
31:38.385 --> 31:40.985
Are you working us to the bone so
that you can go to a foreign country?
31:41.785 --> 31:45.945
All the secrets I hid came pouring out
31:46.305 --> 31:50.825
Slowly, my heartbeat starts to race
31:50.945 --> 31:54.745
I don't know how I let it slip
31:55.305 --> 31:59.865
Let the wind sweep it far away