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Bad boys!
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Good morning, folks!
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- Good morning, sir.
- Wow, looks like full attendance today.
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Is it the PT period?
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No, sir, we're here for the kheer
given out during the mid-day meal.
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I love kheer!
Alright, scoot along.
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Come on, let's go.
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It's hot?
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Srijan?
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What were you doing in there, son?
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It's gotten out of hand, sir.
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The floodgates have opened.
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And sir even swallowed that water!
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Sir, it takes six minutes to go from
class to the water filter and back.
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Double that if there's a line.
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Half the period is wasted
just fetching water.
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And if you ask the kids for help,
they take advantage of us.
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You know Puru from class 8B?
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He charges 50 rupees to fill a bottle.
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Even from teachers.
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50?
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He doesn't charge you 100?
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100? He doesn't make you
wash his bicycle?
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Sir, for the last three years,
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we have been requesting you to install
a water filter in the staff room.
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If you don't do it this year,
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then all of us teachers
will go on strike together.
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- Yes, sir.
- Hansraj ji!
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Keep your Rajkamal Prakashan
Hindi textbook language
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inside the classroom.
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Who's going to pay
for the new water filter?
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Because of the extra classes
you're holding for the tenth grade,
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the budget is already tight.
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But ma'am, to get good results
in the boards,
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teachers' performances matter
just as much as the students'.
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- Yes. That's right.
- Absolutely.
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How can any sound
come out of a parched throat?
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- Speak louder!
- Say it louder.
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- Go ahead. Say it.
- Sir...
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how can any sound
come out of a parched throat?
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Sir, think of this water filter as
the offering given to teachers.
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- Yes, sir. Please, sir.
- I insist.
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They'll score well in the board exams
only if we get a new water filter.
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I understand that the school budget
is low every single year.
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I know that.
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But we have one impact player.
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Who?
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Our very own...
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Respected Urmila Devi ji.
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Goldy ji will fund the water filter
if you speak to him.
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You just need to get him to say "yes."
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Yes.
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Gyaneshwar and I were
going to get married.
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He even came to my house
as a suitor.
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Despite having a B.Ed. degree,
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people used to call him
"11th fail Gyaneshwar."
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Because 11 girls had already rejected him.
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- Careful.
- Careful, son.
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- Give him some water.
- Yes.
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Have it.
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It's very good!
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And as soon as I saw him,
I decided to turn him down as well.
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But then...
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Dad!
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I wanted to talk to you about something.
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- What is there to talk about?
- That...
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The guy rejected the proposal.
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He did?
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He rejected the proposal?
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My proposal?
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The whole neighborhood
heard about it.
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11th fail Gyaneshwar, rejected
the proposal of the 12th girl,
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and my wedding dreams
suffered their 13th day final rites.
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That's why, at the age where I should
have been applying henna on my hands,
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I started applying ink on other
people's hands after voting.
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And I decided on one thing.
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Urmila ji, please.
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The man who poured water
all over my dreams
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won't even get any water
if it were up to me.
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It is a "no" from me, Gyaneshwar ji.
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Move it!
Constantly asking for money!
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Now he needs water
to make sure the kids pass!
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He made me drink piss, sir.
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We need a water filter!
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- Yes, sir. We need it!
- Otherwise, we won't teach!
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MY DEAR RICE PUDDING
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IN GRAMMAR, EVERY MISTAKE IS A CRIME.
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Is there any other child who
didn't finish their homework today?
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Me.
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Bansi is here!
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I didn't do my homework.
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Looks like Bansi is about
to be beaten like a drum today.
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Fine.
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You can do it tomorrow.
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Sir?
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I won't do it tomorrow either, sir.
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And now, I'm going to join
the 4B PT period to play.
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Okay, sir.
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Bansi won't be beaten today,
he will be killed.
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Sir!
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My shoelaces need to be tied.
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"Tie" is the verb in this sentence.
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Yeah, so?
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Then tie it.
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Hey, Abacus.
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Make sure you count all the pieces
that Bansi's body is cut up into.
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Okay.
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Why didn't sir hit him?
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Are we sure that is Hansraj sir?
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It looks like Bansi ended up
playing sir instead.
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Sir is tying his laces!
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Bansi, my hero
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Bye, ma'am.
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What are you doing?
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We've been married for 25 years.
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Do I need a reason to hug you?
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There are still three weeks left
for it to be 25 years.
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We can hug again on that day.
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Rice pudding?
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How is it?
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Tell me...
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what do you want for our anniversary?
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Don't give me anything.
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I haven't come up with
anything this time either.
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You did the same thing last year
and gave me a great gift.
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I will definitely win this year.
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This is very tasty.
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Can I get one more bowl?
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Too much sweet
will end up costing you.
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I'll be right back.
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How can sweet cost me...
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Too much sweet will cost me.
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We are facing a terrible problem.
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The teachers are
quenching the thirst for knowledge,
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and we are unable to quench
their thirst for water.
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So, the topic for today's SMC is--
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Just one samosa?
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We are low on budget.
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From now on, everyone can
only eat one samosa.
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But Kedia is inhaling two.
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Hey, hey. Not allowed.
Give it back.
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- Give it back.
- You could have told me earlier.
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I would have eaten
the first one slower.
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Now, this is--
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Give it back.
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Give it.
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You can all see just how bad
the economic condition of the school is.
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That is why I need
to make a tough call.
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To arrange money for the water filter,
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from now on, we will not be serving
rice pudding in the Tuesday mid-day meal.
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- What?
- What?
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The rice pudding served
on Tuesdays is canceled.
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- What?
- What are you saying?
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Sir, TTPS is so close to my house
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that if I spit guthka from my window,
it will land on their wall.
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But I still send my child
to a school so far away,
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because you serve rice pudding here
every Tuesday.
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- Yes.
- Right?
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And you want to stop
serving rice pudding? No.
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- No way.
- Sir, sir, sir.
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You already know that the kids
are crazy for rice pudding.
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My Ravinder tried to cut off the cook's
hands after he ate the rice pudding,
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so that he could never make
the same rice pudding for anyone else.
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Keep the knife away from Ravinder!
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- What are you doing?
- Sir, he carries an extra knife.
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Sir, how can you cancel rice pudding?
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It has all the nutrients for the kids.
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- That's right!
- Exactly.
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It has milk, rice, and...
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what is that tiny thing called?
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- Cardamom.
- No, not cardamom.
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- It's sweet and juicy.
- Lips!
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No, those are wet.
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- No, no, sir. Raisins.
- Yes.
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- Raisins.
- Yes, that's right!
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Wait a second.
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How do you know that?
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Guddu brings some home sometimes.
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Our entire family eats it.
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Even the neighbors have some
once in a while.
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Wow!
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And here we were wondering
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how the school keeps
running out of budget.
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No, no.
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It's fine.
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It happens. It does.
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Look, I know that...
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this decision won't just affect
the kids. It will affect you too.
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Even your neighbors, right?
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But if you...
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think of us as mentors,
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then please sacrifice the rice pudding
as offerings for your teachers.
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And if there are no objections,
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then sign this.
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And I want the pen back this time.
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Why make a fuss over
a five-rupee pen, sir?
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No, you can't use your thumb.
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You see, Urmila ji?
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Now the teachers' hydration levels
won't drop,
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nor will I fall at your feet.
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Two birds, one rice pudding.
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But have you thought about this?
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If this rice pudding has shaken
12 parents so much,
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imagine how much it will upset
1,200 students.
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No! I'm saving this for rice pudding.
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Mister, you forgot to add milk and rice
to the rice pudding.
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No rice pudding from today onwards.
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K equals to kheer.
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No, child, you had to write it
in passive voice.
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Read what you wrote.
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I miss my kheer every day.
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Good. Now change the voice.
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I miss my kheer every day!
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LOOK AT THE KHEER THIEF
TEKING A PISS.
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LOOK AT THE KHEER THIEF
TAKING A PISS.
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Ma'am, you should ask questions
related to sex in the reproduction test.
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Call it "intercourse" if you like.
What is "the union of parents"?
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You have written "egg bhurji"
instead of "egg fertilization."
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For menstruation-- Oh my God!
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"A bloody thigh," ma'am?
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Sir, how can I just say it?
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You have to do it.
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Ma'am, you can’t draw a mouth organ when
the question is to label the male organs.
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What are you doing?
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This is the diagram for
the male organ, isn't it?
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What happened?
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Ma'am! You can't blush and
run away every single time!
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Sharma ma'am!
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What happened, sir?
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I showed her the penis,
and Sharma ma'am blushed and ran away.
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Sir?
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Oh, no, I was talking
about the diagram!
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What are you thinking, man?
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Oh! Oh, okay, yeah.
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But what's the problem, sir?
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The board exams will have
a 15-mark question on reproduction.
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If madam is too shy to teach it,
then how will the kids score well?
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Please do me a favor, Mukul sir.
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Yes, sir.
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Please talk to her.
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Sir, I'm a children's counselor.
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Well, shouldn't children know
how children are made?
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Look, if Sharma ma'am keeps
hiding her face like this,
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then we won't be able to show our
faces anywhere after the board exams.
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Please, Mukul sir.
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This is too much, sir.
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In Tuesday's essay writing,
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one kid actually wrote
the love story of "Kheer-Ranjha."
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Exactly.
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I caught two boys
in the computer lab yesterday.
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- Really?
- Yes.
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Sir.
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Sir.
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Two boys were watching rice pudding
videos on incognito yesterday.
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They are going through a heartbreak, sir.
00:13:22.225 --> 00:13:24.185 align:center
It will take time for them
to mend their hearts.
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It has been two weeks, sir.
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Even a person's mourning period
lasts for 13 days.
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And they serve kheer after that.
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Let me deal with how to handle
the children's mourning.
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You enjoy the cold water.
00:13:35.465 --> 00:13:37.785 align:center
- And focus on the board exams.
- Of course.
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All of you, please focus
on the board exams.
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Yes.
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I am coming in, sir.
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Bansi is here
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So, what have you brought
in your tiffin for me?
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Mix-veg again?
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Wow! Sweet! For me?
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How sweet!
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Sir, can you feed me this
halwa with your own hands?
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It's okay.
00:14:25.665 --> 00:14:28.265 align:center
Tell Auntie to cook the carrots
for a bit longer.
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Until they turn red.
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It will match your eyes.
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You'll get played by Bansi
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Don't worry, sir.
00:14:41.745 --> 00:14:43.745 align:center
The secret of henna
will remain a secret.
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See you.
00:14:47.625 --> 00:14:51.185 align:center
In Meena's sadness is Bansi's happiness
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Sir?
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Are you okay?
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Of course I am.
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No, you are...
00:14:58.185 --> 00:14:59.145 align:center
bending the spoon.
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What?
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Sir?
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If there is a problem,
you can share it with me.
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That is the problem.
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I can't share it.
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Sir!
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The class is too far away.
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Carry me.
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Bansi! You'll get played by Bansi
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Alexander the Great.
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Tell me what he would do
before going into battle.
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Pushkar?
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Before every battle, he would...
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Exercise.
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Stretching.
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I think before stepping on
the battlefield of exams,
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we should exercise as well.
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That is why...
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your next two periods...
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will be PT periods!
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Yeah?
00:16:20.265 --> 00:16:21.385 align:center
Ma'am, the kids
already know everything.
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If you run around in circles,
they will run circles around you.
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Just tell them the facts, okay?
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In Sex Education, instead of "sex,"
you need to focus on "education."
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Yes. Okay.
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Don't worry, ma'am.
I'll be right here.
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Good morning, ma'am!
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- Good morning!
- Good morning, sir!
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Sit down. Sit down.
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So, today we will be studying...
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- human reproduction.
- Yes!
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Ma'am.
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Reproduction is wrong.
00:17:11.065 --> 00:17:12.385 align:center
- What?
- The spelling.
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Oh, right. Just look at your books.
Just check it in your books.
00:17:17.345 --> 00:17:18.545 align:center
Now, when...
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a male... sperm
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- comes in contact with a female egg--
- Ma'am!
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Ma'am, what is sperm?
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Sperm?
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Sperm?
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Sperm is the thing...
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that your dad gives your mom.
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Dad gives to Mom?
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Orders?
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- Taunts?
- No man!
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Divorce!
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Shut up! You...
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You tell me.
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What did your father
bring yesterday?
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What did he bring from
the market yesterday?
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Ma'am, my dad
brought bread yesterday.
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Yes! Bread... bread... okay.
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So...
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When dad's bread...
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is mixed with mom's besan...
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and it is cooked in the cooking pan
of the uterus for nine months...
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that makes a...
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Bread fritter!
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Yes.
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- No, no... that's...
- Ma'am!
00:18:19.665 --> 00:18:22.665 align:center
So, pregnant women have
bread fritter in their stomachs?
00:18:23.185 --> 00:18:24.145 align:center
- No.
- Of course.
00:18:24.265 --> 00:18:26.185 align:center
That is why they
keep craving tangy food.
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Without tamarind chutney,
bread fritters are tasteless.
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Shut up! Saying pointless things. I...
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Ma'am, what are you trying to say?
00:18:37.425 --> 00:18:39.185 align:center
My niece is my sister's pakori?
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Palak.
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- What?
- Ma'am!
00:18:44.345 --> 00:18:45.825 align:center
Ma'am, after my counseling session,
00:18:46.305 --> 00:18:48.185 align:center
Mukul sir gave me snacks.
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Does that mean
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I have sir's bread fritter in my stomach?
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Hey! What nonsense?
00:18:58.065 --> 00:18:59.065 align:center
You said you were hungry yesterday.
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I was hungry, but is this how
you satisfy my hunger?
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No, please, I don't
want to be a single mother.
00:19:04.905 --> 00:19:07.585 align:center
I want to abort this bread fritter.
00:19:08.425 --> 00:19:10.345 align:center
- Behave yourself!
- Sharma ma'am, please tell him.
00:19:11.385 --> 00:19:12.185 align:center
Ma'am?
00:19:12.345 --> 00:19:14.145 align:center
- Sharma ma'am!
- At least abort the bread fritter first!
00:19:22.305 --> 00:19:23.105 align:center
Four!
00:19:23.905 --> 00:19:24.785 align:center
The next one will go
out of the stadium.
00:19:37.025 --> 00:19:37.825 align:center
Not out.
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It was a no-ball.
Clear no-ball.
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Okay, sir. Not out.
00:19:44.385 --> 00:19:45.825 align:center
What is wrong with you guys?
00:19:47.545 --> 00:19:50.385 align:center
Why are you all so upset
over such a small thing?
00:19:50.625 --> 00:19:51.625 align:center
Such a small thing?
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What?
00:19:56.665 --> 00:19:57.505 align:center
Hey!
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What is so sad about
not eating rice pudding for one day?
00:20:00.145 --> 00:20:01.305 align:center
It's just one bowl!
00:20:05.425 --> 00:20:08.265 align:center
Sir, we play matches
on the nearby field against
00:20:08.545 --> 00:20:10.825 align:center
TTPS and even
private schools sometimes.
00:20:11.345 --> 00:20:14.265 align:center
Kids there say they have
the best swimming pool at school,
00:20:14.585 --> 00:20:16.825 align:center
and others say they have
the best computer lab.
00:20:17.785 --> 00:20:19.185 align:center
All we could say was
00:20:19.505 --> 00:20:21.425 align:center
our school serves the best rice pudding.
00:20:22.305 --> 00:20:24.665 align:center
That one bowl wasn't just our
reason for coming to school...
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it was also our pride.
00:20:27.985 --> 00:20:29.825 align:center
And you took that away from us.
00:20:38.185 --> 00:20:41.625 align:center
Meet me every month, darling
00:20:42.185 --> 00:20:46.025 align:center
Lock the door, my darling
00:20:46.345 --> 00:20:50.185 align:center
My slim waist is waiting for you
00:20:51.665 --> 00:20:54.785 align:center
My slim waist is waiting for you
00:20:58.065 --> 00:21:00.625 align:center
Sharma ma'am, were you... singing?
00:21:25.825 --> 00:21:28.385 align:center
Where are you going?
00:21:28.825 --> 00:21:31.385 align:center
What are you hiding?
Where are you going?
00:21:31.825 --> 00:21:34.425 align:center
All your dirty laundry
Will be aired out today
00:21:34.825 --> 00:21:37.425 align:center
All your hidden secrets
Will come to light
00:21:37.825 --> 00:21:40.505 align:center
Every locked door will be opened
00:21:40.625 --> 00:21:43.344 align:center
You won't escape today
Your secrets will be stripped away
00:21:43.345 --> 00:21:46.344 align:center
Your tower of lies
Will be torn to shreds!
00:21:46.345 --> 00:21:49.385 align:center
Refuse and deny it if you wish
I'll piece together every clue with ease
00:21:49.505 --> 00:21:52.425 align:center
As clever as you are
The criminal won't get that far
00:21:55.825 --> 00:21:58.425 align:center
Where are you going?
00:22:01.465 --> 00:22:04.385 align:center
Where are you going?
00:22:07.785 --> 00:22:10.425 align:center
Where are you going?
00:22:12.385 --> 00:22:13.945 align:center
- Hello, child. Gaganjeet is upstairs.
- Hello.
00:22:14.145 --> 00:22:15.545 align:center
- Sorry?
- Gaganjeet is upstairs.
00:22:15.985 --> 00:22:17.505 align:center
- Oh.
- Yes, Mittal? My name is Gagan.
00:22:17.625 --> 00:22:19.665 align:center
The daughter is Gaganjeet.
The father is Gaganjyot.
00:22:19.785 --> 00:22:20.625 align:center
Understand?
00:22:31.305 --> 00:22:32.665 align:center
Please come a little closer.
00:22:33.425 --> 00:22:34.505 align:center
Don't be shy.
00:22:36.225 --> 00:22:37.505 align:center
It might tickle.
00:22:39.665 --> 00:22:40.705 align:center
Give me your hand.
00:22:42.785 --> 00:22:45.185 align:center
Gaganpreet...
00:22:46.145 --> 00:22:50.065 align:center
- Double E, right?
- You're busted!
00:22:51.145 --> 00:22:54.185 align:center
You're busted!
00:22:54.305 --> 00:22:56.105 align:center
You're busted!
00:22:57.065 --> 00:22:59.065 align:center
You're busted!
00:23:01.665 --> 00:23:04.305 align:center
So, you travel so far,
all the way to Gurugram,
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to apply henna at weddings?
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I learned it when I was a child.
By applying henna to my sisters.
00:23:11.585 --> 00:23:13.745 align:center
I got a booking for
a wedding last week.
00:23:15.345 --> 00:23:16.265 align:center
I ran into Bansi there.
00:23:16.945 --> 00:23:19.065 align:center
And he caught you red-handed.
00:23:19.345 --> 00:23:20.345 align:center
Coloring hands red.
00:23:21.025 --> 00:23:21.825 align:center
And since then...
00:23:24.265 --> 00:23:27.545 align:center
he keeps blackmailing me with this.
00:23:29.865 --> 00:23:31.225 align:center
If the kids find out
00:23:31.905 --> 00:23:34.025 align:center
that the man who turns their
hands red with dusters during the day
00:23:35.105 --> 00:23:38.465 align:center
turns his hands yellow at night
with henna during weddings...
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then just like you,
I will also lose respect.
00:23:45.265 --> 00:23:46.425 align:center
But why do you do this job?
00:23:46.825 --> 00:23:48.025 align:center
For Sangya and Kriya.
00:23:48.985 --> 00:23:50.785 align:center
You're saving money for Hindi grammar?
00:23:51.545 --> 00:23:53.465 align:center
Sangya and Kriya are
the names of my daughters.
00:23:54.105 --> 00:23:56.465 align:center
You've named your daughters
"Noun" and "Verb"?
00:23:58.625 --> 00:24:00.505 align:center
Both of them want to go to
London to get MS degrees.
00:24:02.465 --> 00:24:04.465 align:center
A government salary isn't strong enough
00:24:05.545 --> 00:24:07.345 align:center
to support the weight
of a pound in London.
00:24:10.345 --> 00:24:11.785 align:center
Along with being a father,
00:24:12.425 --> 00:24:13.265 align:center
I'm also a teacher.
00:24:14.225 --> 00:24:15.465 align:center
How could I stop them from learning?
00:24:17.945 --> 00:24:19.865 align:center
Meena Uncle, hurry up.
00:24:19.985 --> 00:24:21.745 align:center
Everyone is waiting
for you downstairs.
00:24:22.265 --> 00:24:23.065 align:center
I'll be right there, child.
00:24:27.905 --> 00:24:28.785 align:center
There was a time
00:24:29.985 --> 00:24:30.945 align:center
when in this country,
00:24:31.505 --> 00:24:33.425 align:center
teachers were given
an offering of gratitude.
00:24:34.225 --> 00:24:35.025 align:center
Now...
00:24:35.705 --> 00:24:38.785 align:center
teachers need to pay a price
to be able to teach.
00:24:44.225 --> 00:24:46.305 align:center
Just watch,
if I yell out "sex," she will run away.
00:24:46.585 --> 00:24:47.945 align:center
Forget about sex,
00:24:48.065 --> 00:24:50.585 align:center
she will run away even if I
yell out "Sensex."
00:24:52.905 --> 00:24:53.905 align:center
Hey, ma'am is here.
00:24:54.025 --> 00:24:56.985 align:center
Good morning, ma'am!
00:24:57.425 --> 00:25:00.225 align:center
Good morning, sir!
00:25:00.345 --> 00:25:02.465 align:center
Good morning.
Please take your seats.
00:25:05.345 --> 00:25:06.185 align:center
Sex!
00:25:27.145 --> 00:25:27.985 align:center
Okay.
00:25:29.465 --> 00:25:32.745 align:center
It happens every month
Ovulation
00:25:33.505 --> 00:25:37.305 align:center
In preparation for insemination
00:25:37.505 --> 00:25:40.785 align:center
It happens every month
Ovulation
00:25:41.465 --> 00:25:45.345 align:center
In preparation for insemination
00:25:45.545 --> 00:25:49.225 align:center
Mom's ovaries release eggs
00:25:49.345 --> 00:25:53.385 align:center
It stops the egg in the fallopian tubes
00:25:53.505 --> 00:25:57.105 align:center
Mom's ovaries release eggs
00:25:57.345 --> 00:26:03.185 align:center
It stops the egg in the fallopian tubes
00:26:03.625 --> 00:26:04.465 align:center
Understand?
00:26:05.465 --> 00:26:08.985 align:center
It happens every month
Ovulation
00:26:17.505 --> 00:26:20.785 align:center
It happens every month
Ovulation
00:26:21.465 --> 00:26:25.305 align:center
In preparation for insemination
00:26:25.505 --> 00:26:28.745 align:center
It happens every month
Ovulation
00:26:29.505 --> 00:26:33.225 align:center
In preparation for insemination
00:26:34.025 --> 00:26:37.825 align:center
Males have only one task
00:26:37.945 --> 00:26:40.385 align:center
To give the sperm
00:26:40.505 --> 00:26:41.865 align:center
From penis
00:26:41.985 --> 00:26:45.865 align:center
When the Sperm meets an egg
00:26:46.025 --> 00:26:48.585 align:center
It forms an embryo
00:26:48.825 --> 00:26:50.505 align:center
Not a bread pakora
00:26:51.465 --> 00:26:54.985 align:center
Bread pakora! Bread pakora! Bread pakora!
00:26:59.505 --> 00:27:03.465 align:center
That is the process of fertilization
00:27:07.465 --> 00:27:11.305 align:center
Then it is time for celebration!
00:27:11.425 --> 00:27:14.785 align:center
It happens every month
Ovulation
00:27:15.425 --> 00:27:19.305 align:center
In preparation for insemination
00:27:19.465 --> 00:27:22.825 align:center
It happens every month
Ovulation
00:27:23.465 --> 00:27:27.385 align:center
In preparation for insemination
00:27:31.785 --> 00:27:33.705 align:center
What a sexy performance, Sharma ma'am!
00:27:39.705 --> 00:27:40.545 align:center
Well done,
00:27:41.345 --> 00:27:42.505 align:center
Sharma ma'am...
00:27:42.625 --> 00:27:43.705 align:center
Sharma ma'am!
00:27:43.825 --> 00:27:46.865 align:center
It happens every month
Ovulation
00:27:47.625 --> 00:27:50.305 align:center
- In preparation for...
- Isn't that Sharma ma'am's song?
00:27:50.785 --> 00:27:51.625 align:center
Show it to me.
00:27:52.465 --> 00:27:53.865 align:center
That performance went hard.
00:27:54.265 --> 00:27:56.345 align:center
Even Kanye wouldn't
dare grab the mic.
00:28:00.705 --> 00:28:01.985 align:center
Now, put this away.
00:28:02.465 --> 00:28:04.065 align:center
You're not allowed to use
your phone in school like this.
00:28:05.305 --> 00:28:06.185 align:center
Are you new?
00:28:06.825 --> 00:28:07.785 align:center
I'm allowed to do anything.
00:28:14.465 --> 00:28:16.265 align:center
Sir, go ahead and complete
my homework.
00:28:21.545 --> 00:28:23.465 align:center
Hey, why can't I move?
00:28:29.185 --> 00:28:31.745 align:center
Bansi will get played now
00:28:31.865 --> 00:28:34.065 align:center
Sir, I think you're
forgetting something.
00:28:38.185 --> 00:28:40.825 align:center
Oh! Kanchan ma'am deleted it.
00:28:40.945 --> 00:28:41.825 align:center
Just one second, sir.
00:28:42.745 --> 00:28:43.545 align:center
Hello, Dad.
00:28:43.745 --> 00:28:46.585 align:center
Tell Mom I loved her a lot.
00:28:48.945 --> 00:28:50.905 align:center
Go ahead, sir. I deserve it.
00:28:51.585 --> 00:28:52.385 align:center
Abacus?
00:28:52.505 --> 00:28:54.025 align:center
Bansi will get played
00:28:54.145 --> 00:28:54.985 align:center
Ready?
00:28:55.585 --> 00:28:57.185 align:center
Bansi will get played now
00:28:58.905 --> 00:29:01.265 align:center
RICE PUDDING, WHERE ARE YOU?
00:29:11.945 --> 00:29:14.185 align:center
- We have to convince him.
- Yes, we have to.
00:29:14.385 --> 00:29:15.185 align:center
- Sir?
- Yes.
00:29:15.425 --> 00:29:16.745 align:center
Sir, when we come to school on Tuesdays,
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it feels like we just lost
the 2023 World Cup finals again.
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We can't see the kids
in this condition anymore, sir.
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That is why
all of us have decided, sir,
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that we will let go of the water filter
and have a comeback for rice pudding.
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- No, no, no.
- Yes, sir.
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You are all working so hard for
the boards. That's unacceptable.
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But sir, we can't
swallow a drop of water
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knowing we're snatching
food from the children's mouths.
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Sir, a parched throat
is better than this.
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I guess you didn't check
the mid-day meal menu for today.
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Mister, another bowl of rice pudding.
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Sir, what about the budget for this?
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Don't worry about that.
Enjoy the rice pudding.
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Our school has the best.
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Let's go.
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Hearty congratulations, sir.
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Tell me, what are your
plans for tomorrow?
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Is tomorrow special?
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It's sir's 25th wedding anniversary.
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Oh! Then you will have to do
something special for ma'am.
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I did try, but...
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my budget has become ordinary
for the special surprise.
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Anyway, next time.
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Sir.
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I have an idea.
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But please don't tell anyone.
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Close your eyes.
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No cheating.
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Now open them.
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It's so cute.
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You won this time.
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I won many years ago,
on this day.
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My target was a big TV.
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Remember?
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The big TV.
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Do you remember?
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But I didn't have enough money.
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That's good.
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Otherwise, my gift would be ruined.
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Oh, your gift?
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Where is it?
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Oh, wow!
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If we had a big TV,
we would sit far away.
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How could we do this?
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Sushma, one day I will...
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definitely take you
out of India on vacation.
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Promise.
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That must be my sister.
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Only your sister could show up
at the worst time possible.
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Please come in, Urmi di.
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How are you, brother-in-law?
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Come.
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My damn sister-in-law is here.