WEBVTT 00:18.625 --> 00:19.705 Bad boys! 00:21.465 --> 00:22.425 Good morning, folks! 00:22.785 --> 00:24.505 - Good morning, sir. - Wow, looks like full attendance today. 00:24.705 --> 00:25.505 Is it the PT period? 00:25.785 --> 00:27.625 No, sir, we're here for the kheer given out during the mid-day meal. 00:27.745 --> 00:29.865 I love kheer! Alright, scoot along. 00:30.065 --> 00:30.945 Come on, let's go. 00:40.065 --> 00:40.865 It's hot? 00:42.825 --> 00:43.625 Srijan? 00:44.305 --> 00:45.305 What were you doing in there, son? 00:55.065 --> 00:55.905 It's gotten out of hand, sir. 00:56.105 --> 00:57.425 The floodgates have opened. 00:57.865 --> 00:58.825 And sir even swallowed that water! 01:00.105 --> 01:03.225 Sir, it takes six minutes to go from class to the water filter and back. 01:03.345 --> 01:04.265 Double that if there's a line. 01:04.505 --> 01:06.545 Half the period is wasted just fetching water. 01:06.745 --> 01:08.825 And if you ask the kids for help, they take advantage of us. 01:09.545 --> 01:10.625 You know Puru from class 8B? 01:11.145 --> 01:12.905 He charges 50 rupees to fill a bottle. 01:13.185 --> 01:13.985 Even from teachers. 01:14.225 --> 01:15.025 50? 01:15.185 --> 01:15.985 He doesn't charge you 100? 01:16.105 --> 01:18.105 100? He doesn't make you wash his bicycle? 01:19.225 --> 01:21.385 Sir, for the last three years, 01:21.545 --> 01:24.585 we have been requesting you to install a water filter in the staff room. 01:24.985 --> 01:26.345 If you don't do it this year, 01:26.745 --> 01:29.385 then all of us teachers will go on strike together. 01:29.505 --> 01:30.945 - Yes, sir. - Hansraj ji! 01:31.265 --> 01:33.465 Keep your Rajkamal Prakashan Hindi textbook language 01:33.705 --> 01:35.065 inside the classroom. 01:35.185 --> 01:37.145 Who's going to pay for the new water filter? 01:37.945 --> 01:40.065 Because of the extra classes you're holding for the tenth grade, 01:40.185 --> 01:41.385 the budget is already tight. 01:41.665 --> 01:44.025 But ma'am, to get good results in the boards, 01:44.145 --> 01:46.905 teachers' performances matter just as much as the students'. 01:47.025 --> 01:48.185 - Yes. That's right. - Absolutely. 01:48.305 --> 01:49.945 How can any sound come out of a parched throat? 01:50.065 --> 01:52.265 - Speak louder! - Say it louder. 01:52.385 --> 01:53.665 - Go ahead. Say it. - Sir... 01:53.785 --> 01:55.505 how can any sound come out of a parched throat? 01:56.105 --> 01:59.505 Sir, think of this water filter as the offering given to teachers. 01:59.625 --> 02:01.025 - Yes, sir. Please, sir. - I insist. 02:01.145 --> 02:03.265 They'll score well in the board exams only if we get a new water filter. 02:03.385 --> 02:07.825 I understand that the school budget is low every single year. 02:08.265 --> 02:09.065 I know that. 02:09.185 --> 02:11.265 But we have one impact player. 02:11.425 --> 02:12.225 Who? 02:12.985 --> 02:13.825 Our very own... 02:15.225 --> 02:15.985 Respected Urmila Devi ji. 02:16.425 --> 02:18.865 Goldy ji will fund the water filter if you speak to him. 02:19.425 --> 02:21.225 You just need to get him to say "yes." 02:24.545 --> 02:25.345 Yes. 02:25.905 --> 02:27.705 Gyaneshwar and I were going to get married. 02:29.425 --> 02:30.985 He even came to my house as a suitor. 02:32.185 --> 02:33.505 Despite having a B.Ed. degree, 02:33.785 --> 02:36.465 people used to call him "11th fail Gyaneshwar." 02:36.865 --> 02:39.225 Because 11 girls had already rejected him. 02:42.505 --> 02:44.065 - Careful. - Careful, son. 02:44.305 --> 02:45.545 - Give him some water. - Yes. 02:46.305 --> 02:47.105 Have it. 02:47.225 --> 02:48.025 It's very good! 02:48.545 --> 02:51.625 And as soon as I saw him, I decided to turn him down as well. 02:54.865 --> 02:55.705 But then... 02:55.985 --> 02:56.785 Dad! 02:58.345 --> 02:59.545 I wanted to talk to you about something. 02:59.705 --> 03:01.025 - What is there to talk about? - That... 03:01.265 --> 03:02.305 The guy rejected the proposal. 03:03.465 --> 03:04.265 He did? 03:05.465 --> 03:06.545 He rejected the proposal? 03:08.145 --> 03:08.945 My proposal? 03:10.265 --> 03:11.785 The whole neighborhood heard about it. 03:12.145 --> 03:14.945 11th fail Gyaneshwar, rejected the proposal of the 12th girl, 03:15.345 --> 03:17.505 and my wedding dreams suffered their 13th day final rites. 03:17.825 --> 03:19.465 That's why, at the age where I should have been applying henna on my hands, 03:19.945 --> 03:22.625 I started applying ink on other people's hands after voting. 03:25.505 --> 03:26.785 And I decided on one thing. 03:27.345 --> 03:28.865 Urmila ji, please. 03:29.185 --> 03:31.465 The man who poured water all over my dreams 03:32.345 --> 03:34.305 won't even get any water if it were up to me. 03:35.825 --> 03:39.105 It is a "no" from me, Gyaneshwar ji. 03:42.425 --> 03:44.985 Move it! Constantly asking for money! 03:45.105 --> 03:47.065 Now he needs water to make sure the kids pass! 03:47.505 --> 03:48.425 He made me drink piss, sir. 03:49.105 --> 03:50.025 We need a water filter! 03:50.145 --> 03:52.945 - Yes, sir. We need it! - Otherwise, we won't teach! 03:55.745 --> 03:57.545 MY DEAR RICE PUDDING 04:02.025 --> 04:06.225 IN GRAMMAR, EVERY MISTAKE IS A CRIME. 04:17.105 --> 04:20.625 Is there any other child who didn't finish their homework today? 04:21.865 --> 04:22.665 Me. 04:24.425 --> 04:27.345 Bansi is here! 04:27.745 --> 04:28.985 I didn't do my homework. 04:29.985 --> 04:31.905 Looks like Bansi is about to be beaten like a drum today. 04:34.305 --> 04:35.105 Fine. 04:35.905 --> 04:36.745 You can do it tomorrow. 04:37.025 --> 04:37.825 Sir? 04:38.225 --> 04:39.865 I won't do it tomorrow either, sir. 04:43.825 --> 04:48.105 And now, I'm going to join the 4B PT period to play. 04:48.905 --> 04:49.905 Okay, sir. 04:51.905 --> 04:54.345 Bansi won't be beaten today, he will be killed. 04:54.825 --> 04:55.625 Sir! 04:56.025 --> 04:57.905 My shoelaces need to be tied. 04:58.265 --> 05:00.345 "Tie" is the verb in this sentence. 05:00.865 --> 05:01.705 Yeah, so? 05:02.905 --> 05:04.425 Then tie it. 05:06.465 --> 05:07.345 Hey, Abacus. 05:08.105 --> 05:11.105 Make sure you count all the pieces that Bansi's body is cut up into. 05:12.025 --> 05:12.865 Okay. 05:23.465 --> 05:24.585 Why didn't sir hit him? 05:25.345 --> 05:26.905 Are we sure that is Hansraj sir? 05:28.105 --> 05:29.785 It looks like Bansi ended up playing sir instead. 05:29.945 --> 05:31.545 Sir is tying his laces! 05:33.825 --> 05:35.305 Bansi, my hero 05:36.745 --> 05:37.545 Bye, ma'am. 05:56.785 --> 05:57.625 What are you doing? 06:01.865 --> 06:03.265 We've been married for 25 years. 06:04.465 --> 06:05.985 Do I need a reason to hug you? 06:09.145 --> 06:11.185 There are still three weeks left for it to be 25 years. 06:11.545 --> 06:12.585 We can hug again on that day. 06:13.145 --> 06:13.985 Rice pudding? 06:15.985 --> 06:16.865 How is it? 06:17.705 --> 06:18.585 Tell me... 06:19.865 --> 06:21.265 what do you want for our anniversary? 06:22.585 --> 06:23.465 Don't give me anything. 06:25.065 --> 06:26.625 I haven't come up with anything this time either. 06:28.825 --> 06:32.265 You did the same thing last year and gave me a great gift. 06:33.465 --> 06:34.345 I will definitely win this year. 06:35.465 --> 06:36.665 This is very tasty. 06:38.145 --> 06:39.025 Can I get one more bowl? 06:39.745 --> 06:41.265 Too much sweet will end up costing you. 06:43.025 --> 06:43.865 I'll be right back. 06:43.985 --> 06:45.905 How can sweet cost me... 06:49.745 --> 06:50.865 Too much sweet will cost me. 06:57.385 --> 06:59.105 We are facing a terrible problem. 06:59.865 --> 07:01.945 The teachers are quenching the thirst for knowledge, 07:03.505 --> 07:05.385 and we are unable to quench their thirst for water. 07:06.145 --> 07:08.145 So, the topic for today's SMC is-- 07:08.265 --> 07:09.145 Just one samosa? 07:09.745 --> 07:10.585 We are low on budget. 07:11.545 --> 07:13.265 From now on, everyone can only eat one samosa. 07:13.425 --> 07:14.705 But Kedia is inhaling two. 07:15.265 --> 07:17.185 Hey, hey. Not allowed. Give it back. 07:17.385 --> 07:18.945 - Give it back. - You could have told me earlier. 07:19.425 --> 07:20.705 I would have eaten the first one slower. 07:21.105 --> 07:22.305 Now, this is-- 07:22.425 --> 07:23.385 Give it back. 07:23.785 --> 07:24.625 Give it. 07:25.345 --> 07:28.865 You can all see just how bad the economic condition of the school is. 07:31.465 --> 07:33.905 That is why I need to make a tough call. 07:35.265 --> 07:37.065 To arrange money for the water filter, 07:37.305 --> 07:40.385 from now on, we will not be serving rice pudding in the Tuesday mid-day meal. 07:40.505 --> 07:42.025 - What? - What? 07:42.145 --> 07:44.145 The rice pudding served on Tuesdays is canceled. 07:44.265 --> 07:46.145 - What? - What are you saying? 07:46.265 --> 07:48.225 Sir, TTPS is so close to my house 07:48.425 --> 07:50.265 that if I spit guthka from my window, it will land on their wall. 07:50.865 --> 07:53.945 But I still send my child to a school so far away, 07:54.065 --> 07:56.785 because you serve rice pudding here every Tuesday. 07:56.905 --> 07:57.745 - Yes. - Right? 07:57.945 --> 07:59.425 And you want to stop serving rice pudding? No. 07:59.625 --> 08:00.865 - No way. - Sir, sir, sir. 08:01.065 --> 08:04.185 You already know that the kids are crazy for rice pudding. 08:04.745 --> 08:07.705 My Ravinder tried to cut off the cook's hands after he ate the rice pudding, 08:08.305 --> 08:10.025 so that he could never make the same rice pudding for anyone else. 08:10.145 --> 08:11.665 Keep the knife away from Ravinder! 08:11.785 --> 08:13.185 - What are you doing? - Sir, he carries an extra knife. 08:13.305 --> 08:15.305 Sir, how can you cancel rice pudding? 08:15.825 --> 08:16.945 It has all the nutrients for the kids. 08:17.065 --> 08:18.545 - That's right! - Exactly. 08:18.785 --> 08:21.065 It has milk, rice, and... 08:21.905 --> 08:23.225 what is that tiny thing called? 08:23.345 --> 08:25.025 - Cardamom. - No, not cardamom. 08:25.185 --> 08:27.025 - It's sweet and juicy. - Lips! 08:27.145 --> 08:28.185 No, those are wet. 08:28.385 --> 08:30.465 - No, no, sir. Raisins. - Yes. 08:30.985 --> 08:32.745 - Raisins. - Yes, that's right! 08:32.865 --> 08:33.745 Wait a second. 08:34.305 --> 08:35.105 How do you know that? 08:36.625 --> 08:38.985 Guddu brings some home sometimes. 08:39.745 --> 08:41.465 Our entire family eats it. 08:42.705 --> 08:44.425 Even the neighbors have some once in a while. 08:45.065 --> 08:45.865 Wow! 08:46.625 --> 08:47.985 And here we were wondering 08:48.105 --> 08:50.465 how the school keeps running out of budget. 08:51.985 --> 08:52.825 No, no. 08:53.385 --> 08:54.225 It's fine. 08:54.385 --> 08:55.425 It happens. It does. 08:56.745 --> 08:58.625 Look, I know that... 08:59.145 --> 09:02.825 this decision won't just affect the kids. It will affect you too. 09:03.585 --> 09:04.825 Even your neighbors, right? 09:05.105 --> 09:06.425 But if you... 09:07.425 --> 09:09.065 think of us as mentors, 09:10.385 --> 09:13.105 then please sacrifice the rice pudding as offerings for your teachers. 09:15.465 --> 09:17.345 And if there are no objections, 09:17.865 --> 09:18.745 then sign this. 09:20.265 --> 09:21.865 And I want the pen back this time. 09:22.065 --> 09:23.985 Why make a fuss over a five-rupee pen, sir? 09:24.105 --> 09:25.985 No, you can't use your thumb. 09:26.385 --> 09:27.465 You see, Urmila ji? 09:28.265 --> 09:30.425 Now the teachers' hydration levels won't drop, 09:30.545 --> 09:32.065 nor will I fall at your feet. 09:34.825 --> 09:37.065 Two birds, one rice pudding. 09:38.505 --> 09:40.225 But have you thought about this? 09:40.825 --> 09:44.505 If this rice pudding has shaken 12 parents so much, 09:46.985 --> 09:50.265 imagine how much it will upset 1,200 students. 10:02.145 --> 10:05.225 No! I'm saving this for rice pudding. 10:09.625 --> 10:14.105 Mister, you forgot to add milk and rice to the rice pudding. 10:14.945 --> 10:16.105 No rice pudding from today onwards. 10:49.745 --> 10:51.505 K equals to kheer. 10:54.945 --> 10:57.985 No, child, you had to write it in passive voice. 10:58.625 --> 10:59.505 Read what you wrote. 11:00.145 --> 11:01.505 I miss my kheer every day. 11:02.505 --> 11:04.385 Good. Now change the voice. 11:05.265 --> 11:06.985 I miss my kheer every day! 11:11.345 --> 11:13.905 LOOK AT THE KHEER THIEF TEKING A PISS. 11:24.065 --> 11:26.505 LOOK AT THE KHEER THIEF TAKING A PISS. 11:31.905 --> 11:35.105 Ma'am, you should ask questions related to sex in the reproduction test. 11:36.345 --> 11:38.985 Call it "intercourse" if you like. What is "the union of parents"? 11:40.865 --> 11:43.665 You have written "egg bhurji" instead of "egg fertilization." 11:44.785 --> 11:45.945 For menstruation-- Oh my God! 11:47.225 --> 11:48.425 "A bloody thigh," ma'am? 11:48.705 --> 11:51.465 Sir, how can I just say it? 11:51.585 --> 11:52.505 You have to do it. 11:53.665 --> 11:57.265 Ma'am, you can’t draw a mouth organ when the question is to label the male organs. 11:57.505 --> 11:58.385 What are you doing? 11:59.985 --> 12:02.585 This is the diagram for the male organ, isn't it? 12:06.985 --> 12:07.785 What happened? 12:08.905 --> 12:11.345 Ma'am! You can't blush and run away every single time! 12:11.865 --> 12:12.705 Sharma ma'am! 12:15.905 --> 12:16.705 What happened, sir? 12:16.825 --> 12:19.385 I showed her the penis, and Sharma ma'am blushed and ran away. 12:21.865 --> 12:22.665 Sir? 12:23.065 --> 12:24.905 Oh, no, I was talking about the diagram! 12:25.025 --> 12:26.025 What are you thinking, man? 12:26.625 --> 12:29.145 Oh! Oh, okay, yeah. 12:29.985 --> 12:30.785 But what's the problem, sir? 12:31.065 --> 12:33.065 The board exams will have a 15-mark question on reproduction. 12:34.425 --> 12:37.185 If madam is too shy to teach it, then how will the kids score well? 12:39.865 --> 12:41.065 Please do me a favor, Mukul sir. 12:41.465 --> 12:42.265 Yes, sir. 12:42.465 --> 12:43.265 Please talk to her. 12:43.545 --> 12:45.065 Sir, I'm a children's counselor. 12:45.305 --> 12:47.385 Well, shouldn't children know how children are made? 12:48.945 --> 12:51.305 Look, if Sharma ma'am keeps hiding her face like this, 12:51.785 --> 12:53.865 then we won't be able to show our faces anywhere after the board exams. 12:55.105 --> 12:55.945 Please, Mukul sir. 13:03.105 --> 13:03.985 This is too much, sir. 13:04.585 --> 13:05.705 In Tuesday's essay writing, 13:05.825 --> 13:08.265 one kid actually wrote the love story of "Kheer-Ranjha." 13:08.865 --> 13:09.705 Exactly. 13:10.025 --> 13:12.865 I caught two boys in the computer lab yesterday. 13:12.985 --> 13:13.865 - Really? - Yes. 13:14.545 --> 13:15.345 Sir. 13:15.945 --> 13:16.785 Sir. 13:17.545 --> 13:20.265 Two boys were watching rice pudding videos on incognito yesterday. 13:20.385 --> 13:22.065 They are going through a heartbreak, sir. 13:22.225 --> 13:24.185 It will take time for them to mend their hearts. 13:24.945 --> 13:26.065 It has been two weeks, sir. 13:26.785 --> 13:28.745 Even a person's mourning period lasts for 13 days. 13:28.865 --> 13:30.465 And they serve kheer after that. 13:30.625 --> 13:32.785 Let me deal with how to handle the children's mourning. 13:33.225 --> 13:34.905 You enjoy the cold water. 13:35.465 --> 13:37.785 - And focus on the board exams. - Of course. 13:38.145 --> 13:40.065 All of you, please focus on the board exams. 13:40.385 --> 13:41.225 Yes. 13:44.865 --> 13:46.265 I am coming in, sir. 13:46.785 --> 13:49.185 Bansi is here 13:54.585 --> 13:56.505 So, what have you brought in your tiffin for me? 13:57.825 --> 13:59.065 Mix-veg again? 14:03.545 --> 14:05.665 Wow! Sweet! For me? 14:06.305 --> 14:07.105 How sweet! 14:08.985 --> 14:11.105 Sir, can you feed me this halwa with your own hands? 14:23.585 --> 14:24.425 It's okay. 14:25.665 --> 14:28.265 Tell Auntie to cook the carrots for a bit longer. 14:28.825 --> 14:30.185 Until they turn red. 14:30.905 --> 14:32.705 It will match your eyes. 14:33.545 --> 14:37.105 You'll get played by Bansi 14:40.145 --> 14:41.385 Don't worry, sir. 14:41.745 --> 14:43.745 The secret of henna will remain a secret. 14:45.785 --> 14:46.625 See you. 14:47.625 --> 14:51.185 In Meena's sadness is Bansi's happiness 14:51.425 --> 14:52.225 Sir? 14:53.145 --> 14:53.985 Are you okay? 14:54.505 --> 14:55.385 Of course I am. 14:55.665 --> 14:56.545 No, you are... 14:58.185 --> 14:59.145 bending the spoon. 14:59.545 --> 15:00.385 What? 15:03.345 --> 15:04.185 Sir? 15:04.705 --> 15:07.225 If there is a problem, you can share it with me. 15:07.585 --> 15:08.465 That is the problem. 15:10.225 --> 15:11.305 I can't share it. 15:12.065 --> 15:12.905 Sir! 15:13.505 --> 15:14.705 The class is too far away. 15:15.225 --> 15:16.065 Carry me. 15:17.225 --> 15:21.025 Bansi! You'll get played by Bansi 15:26.625 --> 15:27.705 Alexander the Great. 15:27.865 --> 15:29.465 Tell me what he would do before going into battle. 15:30.825 --> 15:31.705 Pushkar? 15:36.705 --> 15:37.545 Before every battle, he would... 15:41.745 --> 15:43.825 Exercise. 15:44.145 --> 15:44.945 Stretching. 15:48.465 --> 15:50.585 I think before stepping on the battlefield of exams, 15:51.185 --> 15:52.625 we should exercise as well. 15:56.105 --> 15:56.905 That is why... 15:58.105 --> 15:59.425 your next two periods... 16:02.985 --> 16:04.585 will be PT periods! 16:05.865 --> 16:06.665 Yeah? 16:20.265 --> 16:21.385 Ma'am, the kids already know everything. 16:21.625 --> 16:23.545 If you run around in circles, they will run circles around you. 16:24.185 --> 16:26.185 Just tell them the facts, okay? 16:26.625 --> 16:29.865 In Sex Education, instead of "sex," you need to focus on "education." 16:30.545 --> 16:32.065 Yes. Okay. 16:32.265 --> 16:34.105 Don't worry, ma'am. I'll be right here. 16:38.545 --> 16:41.545 Good morning, ma'am! 16:41.665 --> 16:46.065 - Good morning! - Good morning, sir! 16:46.865 --> 16:48.105 Sit down. Sit down. 17:03.465 --> 17:05.065 So, today we will be studying... 17:05.905 --> 17:07.745 - human reproduction. - Yes! 17:07.865 --> 17:08.665 Ma'am. 17:09.065 --> 17:10.265 Reproduction is wrong. 17:11.065 --> 17:12.385 - What? - The spelling. 17:13.665 --> 17:16.345 Oh, right. Just look at your books. Just check it in your books. 17:17.345 --> 17:18.545 Now, when... 17:19.425 --> 17:21.905 a male... sperm 17:22.865 --> 17:25.425 - comes in contact with a female egg-- - Ma'am! 17:26.025 --> 17:27.425 Ma'am, what is sperm? 17:29.345 --> 17:30.185 Sperm? 17:30.905 --> 17:31.865 Sperm? 17:33.545 --> 17:34.865 Sperm is the thing... 17:35.905 --> 17:36.824 that your dad gives your mom. 17:36.825 --> 17:38.025 Dad gives to Mom? 17:38.625 --> 17:39.425 Orders? 17:39.905 --> 17:41.305 - Taunts? - No man! 17:41.425 --> 17:42.185 Divorce! 17:42.985 --> 17:45.025 Shut up! You... 17:46.025 --> 17:46.825 You tell me. 17:47.865 --> 17:49.025 What did your father bring yesterday? 17:49.145 --> 17:50.185 What did he bring from the market yesterday? 17:50.625 --> 17:53.385 Ma'am, my dad brought bread yesterday. 17:53.745 --> 17:55.985 Yes! Bread... bread... okay. 17:56.585 --> 17:57.425 So... 17:59.185 --> 18:00.545 When dad's bread... 18:02.385 --> 18:04.425 is mixed with mom's besan... 18:06.865 --> 18:10.905 and it is cooked in the cooking pan of the uterus for nine months... 18:11.825 --> 18:13.265 that makes a... 18:13.425 --> 18:14.265 Bread fritter! 18:14.385 --> 18:15.185 Yes. 18:17.185 --> 18:19.065 - No, no... that's... - Ma'am! 18:19.665 --> 18:22.665 So, pregnant women have bread fritter in their stomachs? 18:23.185 --> 18:24.145 - No. - Of course. 18:24.265 --> 18:26.185 That is why they keep craving tangy food. 18:26.905 --> 18:30.025 Without tamarind chutney, bread fritters are tasteless. 18:32.785 --> 18:34.625 Shut up! Saying pointless things. I... 18:34.825 --> 18:36.585 Ma'am, what are you trying to say? 18:37.425 --> 18:39.185 My niece is my sister's pakori? 18:41.185 --> 18:42.065 Palak. 18:42.545 --> 18:43.545 - What? - Ma'am! 18:44.345 --> 18:45.825 Ma'am, after my counseling session, 18:46.305 --> 18:48.185 Mukul sir gave me snacks. 18:48.665 --> 18:49.745 Does that mean 18:50.305 --> 18:52.305 I have sir's bread fritter in my stomach? 18:54.545 --> 18:55.425 Hey! What nonsense? 18:58.065 --> 18:59.065 You said you were hungry yesterday. 18:59.185 --> 19:01.185 I was hungry, but is this how you satisfy my hunger? 19:02.425 --> 19:04.785 No, please, I don't want to be a single mother. 19:04.905 --> 19:07.585 I want to abort this bread fritter. 19:08.425 --> 19:10.345 - Behave yourself! - Sharma ma'am, please tell him. 19:11.385 --> 19:12.185 Ma'am? 19:12.345 --> 19:14.145 - Sharma ma'am! - At least abort the bread fritter first! 19:22.305 --> 19:23.105 Four! 19:23.905 --> 19:24.785 The next one will go out of the stadium. 19:37.025 --> 19:37.825 Not out. 19:38.265 --> 19:39.785 It was a no-ball. Clear no-ball. 19:40.865 --> 19:42.345 Okay, sir. Not out. 19:44.385 --> 19:45.825 What is wrong with you guys? 19:47.545 --> 19:50.385 Why are you all so upset over such a small thing? 19:50.625 --> 19:51.625 Such a small thing? 19:52.985 --> 19:53.825 What? 19:56.665 --> 19:57.505 Hey! 19:57.665 --> 19:59.545 What is so sad about not eating rice pudding for one day? 20:00.145 --> 20:01.305 It's just one bowl! 20:05.425 --> 20:08.265 Sir, we play matches on the nearby field against 20:08.545 --> 20:10.825 TTPS and even private schools sometimes. 20:11.345 --> 20:14.265 Kids there say they have the best swimming pool at school, 20:14.585 --> 20:16.825 and others say they have the best computer lab. 20:17.785 --> 20:19.185 All we could say was 20:19.505 --> 20:21.425 our school serves the best rice pudding. 20:22.305 --> 20:24.665 That one bowl wasn't just our reason for coming to school... 20:25.905 --> 20:27.025 it was also our pride. 20:27.985 --> 20:29.825 And you took that away from us. 20:38.185 --> 20:41.625 Meet me every month, darling 20:42.185 --> 20:46.025 Lock the door, my darling 20:46.345 --> 20:50.185 My slim waist is waiting for you 20:51.665 --> 20:54.785 My slim waist is waiting for you 20:58.065 --> 21:00.625 Sharma ma'am, were you... singing? 21:25.825 --> 21:28.385 Where are you going? 21:28.825 --> 21:31.385 What are you hiding? Where are you going? 21:31.825 --> 21:34.425 All your dirty laundry Will be aired out today 21:34.825 --> 21:37.425 All your hidden secrets Will come to light 21:37.825 --> 21:40.505 Every locked door will be opened 21:40.625 --> 21:43.344 You won't escape today Your secrets will be stripped away 21:43.345 --> 21:46.344 Your tower of lies Will be torn to shreds! 21:46.345 --> 21:49.385 Refuse and deny it if you wish I'll piece together every clue with ease 21:49.505 --> 21:52.425 As clever as you are The criminal won't get that far 21:55.825 --> 21:58.425 Where are you going? 22:01.465 --> 22:04.385 Where are you going? 22:07.785 --> 22:10.425 Where are you going? 22:12.385 --> 22:13.945 - Hello, child. Gaganjeet is upstairs. - Hello. 22:14.145 --> 22:15.545 - Sorry? - Gaganjeet is upstairs. 22:15.985 --> 22:17.505 - Oh. - Yes, Mittal? My name is Gagan. 22:17.625 --> 22:19.665 The daughter is Gaganjeet. The father is Gaganjyot. 22:19.785 --> 22:20.625 Understand? 22:31.305 --> 22:32.665 Please come a little closer. 22:33.425 --> 22:34.505 Don't be shy. 22:36.225 --> 22:37.505 It might tickle. 22:39.665 --> 22:40.705 Give me your hand. 22:42.785 --> 22:45.185 Gaganpreet... 22:46.145 --> 22:50.065 - Double E, right? - You're busted! 22:51.145 --> 22:54.185 You're busted! 22:54.305 --> 22:56.105 You're busted! 22:57.065 --> 22:59.065 You're busted! 23:01.665 --> 23:04.305 So, you travel so far, all the way to Gurugram, 23:04.665 --> 23:05.945 to apply henna at weddings? 23:07.865 --> 23:09.825 I learned it when I was a child. By applying henna to my sisters. 23:11.585 --> 23:13.745 I got a booking for a wedding last week. 23:15.345 --> 23:16.265 I ran into Bansi there. 23:16.945 --> 23:19.065 And he caught you red-handed. 23:19.345 --> 23:20.345 Coloring hands red. 23:21.025 --> 23:21.825 And since then... 23:24.265 --> 23:27.545 he keeps blackmailing me with this. 23:29.865 --> 23:31.225 If the kids find out 23:31.905 --> 23:34.025 that the man who turns their hands red with dusters during the day 23:35.105 --> 23:38.465 turns his hands yellow at night with henna during weddings... 23:39.505 --> 23:41.625 then just like you, I will also lose respect. 23:45.265 --> 23:46.425 But why do you do this job? 23:46.825 --> 23:48.025 For Sangya and Kriya. 23:48.985 --> 23:50.785 You're saving money for Hindi grammar? 23:51.545 --> 23:53.465 Sangya and Kriya are the names of my daughters. 23:54.105 --> 23:56.465 You've named your daughters "Noun" and "Verb"? 23:58.625 --> 24:00.505 Both of them want to go to London to get MS degrees. 24:02.465 --> 24:04.465 A government salary isn't strong enough 24:05.545 --> 24:07.345 to support the weight of a pound in London. 24:10.345 --> 24:11.785 Along with being a father, 24:12.425 --> 24:13.265 I'm also a teacher. 24:14.225 --> 24:15.465 How could I stop them from learning? 24:17.945 --> 24:19.865 Meena Uncle, hurry up. 24:19.985 --> 24:21.745 Everyone is waiting for you downstairs. 24:22.265 --> 24:23.065 I'll be right there, child. 24:27.905 --> 24:28.785 There was a time 24:29.985 --> 24:30.945 when in this country, 24:31.505 --> 24:33.425 teachers were given an offering of gratitude. 24:34.225 --> 24:35.025 Now... 24:35.705 --> 24:38.785 teachers need to pay a price to be able to teach. 24:44.225 --> 24:46.305 Just watch, if I yell out "sex," she will run away. 24:46.585 --> 24:47.945 Forget about sex, 24:48.065 --> 24:50.585 she will run away even if I yell out "Sensex." 24:52.905 --> 24:53.905 Hey, ma'am is here. 24:54.025 --> 24:56.985 Good morning, ma'am! 24:57.425 --> 25:00.225 Good morning, sir! 25:00.345 --> 25:02.465 Good morning. Please take your seats. 25:05.345 --> 25:06.185 Sex! 25:27.145 --> 25:27.985 Okay. 25:29.465 --> 25:32.745 It happens every month Ovulation 25:33.505 --> 25:37.305 In preparation for insemination 25:37.505 --> 25:40.785 It happens every month Ovulation 25:41.465 --> 25:45.345 In preparation for insemination 25:45.545 --> 25:49.225 Mom's ovaries release eggs 25:49.345 --> 25:53.385 It stops the egg in the fallopian tubes 25:53.505 --> 25:57.105 Mom's ovaries release eggs 25:57.345 --> 26:03.185 It stops the egg in the fallopian tubes 26:03.625 --> 26:04.465 Understand? 26:05.465 --> 26:08.985 It happens every month Ovulation 26:17.505 --> 26:20.785 It happens every month Ovulation 26:21.465 --> 26:25.305 In preparation for insemination 26:25.505 --> 26:28.745 It happens every month Ovulation 26:29.505 --> 26:33.225 In preparation for insemination 26:34.025 --> 26:37.825 Males have only one task 26:37.945 --> 26:40.385 To give the sperm 26:40.505 --> 26:41.865 From penis 26:41.985 --> 26:45.865 When the Sperm meets an egg 26:46.025 --> 26:48.585 It forms an embryo 26:48.825 --> 26:50.505 Not a bread pakora 26:51.465 --> 26:54.985 Bread pakora! Bread pakora! Bread pakora! 26:59.505 --> 27:03.465 That is the process of fertilization 27:07.465 --> 27:11.305 Then it is time for celebration! 27:11.425 --> 27:14.785 It happens every month Ovulation 27:15.425 --> 27:19.305 In preparation for insemination 27:19.465 --> 27:22.825 It happens every month Ovulation 27:23.465 --> 27:27.385 In preparation for insemination 27:31.785 --> 27:33.705 What a sexy performance, Sharma ma'am! 27:39.705 --> 27:40.545 Well done, 27:41.345 --> 27:42.505 Sharma ma'am... 27:42.625 --> 27:43.705 Sharma ma'am! 27:43.825 --> 27:46.865 It happens every month Ovulation 27:47.625 --> 27:50.305 - In preparation for... - Isn't that Sharma ma'am's song? 27:50.785 --> 27:51.625 Show it to me. 27:52.465 --> 27:53.865 That performance went hard. 27:54.265 --> 27:56.345 Even Kanye wouldn't dare grab the mic. 28:00.705 --> 28:01.985 Now, put this away. 28:02.465 --> 28:04.065 You're not allowed to use your phone in school like this. 28:05.305 --> 28:06.185 Are you new? 28:06.825 --> 28:07.785 I'm allowed to do anything. 28:14.465 --> 28:16.265 Sir, go ahead and complete my homework. 28:21.545 --> 28:23.465 Hey, why can't I move? 28:29.185 --> 28:31.745 Bansi will get played now 28:31.865 --> 28:34.065 Sir, I think you're forgetting something. 28:38.185 --> 28:40.825 Oh! Kanchan ma'am deleted it. 28:40.945 --> 28:41.825 Just one second, sir. 28:42.745 --> 28:43.545 Hello, Dad. 28:43.745 --> 28:46.585 Tell Mom I loved her a lot. 28:48.945 --> 28:50.905 Go ahead, sir. I deserve it. 28:51.585 --> 28:52.385 Abacus? 28:52.505 --> 28:54.025 Bansi will get played 28:54.145 --> 28:54.985 Ready? 28:55.585 --> 28:57.185 Bansi will get played now 28:58.905 --> 29:01.265 RICE PUDDING, WHERE ARE YOU? 29:11.945 --> 29:14.185 - We have to convince him. - Yes, we have to. 29:14.385 --> 29:15.185 - Sir? - Yes. 29:15.425 --> 29:16.745 Sir, when we come to school on Tuesdays, 29:16.985 --> 29:19.425 it feels like we just lost the 2023 World Cup finals again. 29:20.185 --> 29:21.665 We can't see the kids in this condition anymore, sir. 29:21.825 --> 29:23.305 That is why all of us have decided, sir, 29:23.505 --> 29:26.545 that we will let go of the water filter and have a comeback for rice pudding. 29:26.665 --> 29:27.465 - No, no, no. - Yes, sir. 29:27.585 --> 29:29.385 You are all working so hard for the boards. That's unacceptable. 29:29.505 --> 29:30.825 But sir, we can't swallow a drop of water 29:30.945 --> 29:32.385 knowing we're snatching food from the children's mouths. 29:32.505 --> 29:33.945 Sir, a parched throat is better than this. 29:35.625 --> 29:39.345 I guess you didn't check the mid-day meal menu for today. 29:44.225 --> 29:47.305 Mister, another bowl of rice pudding. 29:50.625 --> 29:51.985 Sir, what about the budget for this? 29:52.745 --> 29:54.625 Don't worry about that. Enjoy the rice pudding. 29:55.545 --> 29:57.105 Our school has the best. 29:59.185 --> 29:59.985 Let's go. 30:11.545 --> 30:12.745 Hearty congratulations, sir. 30:14.025 --> 30:15.945 Tell me, what are your plans for tomorrow? 30:16.545 --> 30:17.505 Is tomorrow special? 30:18.105 --> 30:20.465 It's sir's 25th wedding anniversary. 30:20.905 --> 30:24.105 Oh! Then you will have to do something special for ma'am. 30:24.345 --> 30:25.665 I did try, but... 30:26.865 --> 30:28.945 my budget has become ordinary for the special surprise. 30:31.265 --> 30:32.505 Anyway, next time. 30:33.225 --> 30:34.065 Sir. 30:34.585 --> 30:35.665 I have an idea. 30:37.185 --> 30:39.105 But please don't tell anyone. 30:41.425 --> 30:42.265 Close your eyes. 30:45.065 --> 30:45.905 No cheating. 30:52.905 --> 30:53.745 Now open them. 30:57.785 --> 30:58.705 It's so cute. 31:04.745 --> 31:05.785 You won this time. 31:06.305 --> 31:08.545 I won many years ago, on this day. 31:09.025 --> 31:11.505 My target was a big TV. 31:11.625 --> 31:12.425 Remember? 31:13.185 --> 31:13.985 The big TV. 31:15.505 --> 31:16.305 Do you remember? 31:18.705 --> 31:19.545 But I didn't have enough money. 31:20.265 --> 31:21.065 That's good. 31:22.585 --> 31:24.105 Otherwise, my gift would be ruined. 31:24.945 --> 31:26.545 Oh, your gift? 31:27.545 --> 31:28.345 Where is it? 31:36.985 --> 31:37.945 Oh, wow! 31:38.345 --> 31:40.425 If we had a big TV, we would sit far away. 31:44.705 --> 31:45.865 How could we do this? 31:51.745 --> 31:53.185 Sushma, one day I will... 31:54.825 --> 31:56.905 definitely take you out of India on vacation. 31:58.345 --> 31:59.185 Promise. 32:04.145 --> 32:05.065 That must be my sister. 32:05.985 --> 32:08.585 Only your sister could show up at the worst time possible. 32:15.505 --> 32:16.345 Please come in, Urmi di. 32:20.745 --> 32:21.785 How are you, brother-in-law? 32:24.745 --> 32:25.585 Come. 32:29.025 --> 32:30.065 My damn sister-in-law is here.