WEBVTT 00:21.945 --> 00:24.545 Look, Kuttan, you are the tenth-grade topper. 00:25.345 --> 00:28.105 But I'm going to ask you fifth-grade questions, okay? 00:29.065 --> 00:30.665 Define photosynthesis. 00:32.385 --> 00:34.785 Photosynthesis is a very good synthesis. 00:35.185 --> 00:36.545 It is my favorite synthesis. 00:36.985 --> 00:40.025 In fact, I always take photos of this synthesis only. 00:40.785 --> 00:43.025 "My brother is reading a book." 00:43.665 --> 00:45.185 Change these words from singular to plural form. 00:45.305 --> 00:48.225 Sir, once bhai gives his word... 00:49.465 --> 00:51.145 he doesn't change it for anyone. 00:52.545 --> 00:53.625 Sir, sir, sir. 00:54.345 --> 00:57.265 Tell me, who is the... father of genetics? 00:57.385 --> 00:58.265 What? 00:58.825 --> 01:00.225 Can you say that clearly, ma'am? He couldn't hear you. 01:01.625 --> 01:03.665 Who is the father of genetics? 01:03.825 --> 01:06.385 Ma'am, only the mother of genetics could tell you that. 01:08.665 --> 01:14.145 A train crosses a pole in ten seconds at a speed of 24 meters per second. 01:14.545 --> 01:15.905 So what is the length of the train? 01:16.105 --> 01:17.025 - Pass. - Hey! 01:18.465 --> 01:19.745 Do you think this is a rapid-fire round, son? 01:22.185 --> 01:22.985 Fine, tell me. 01:24.265 --> 01:25.865 French Emperor Napoleon. 01:26.865 --> 01:28.665 What were his last words before he died? 01:34.585 --> 01:35.785 What the hell is going on here? 01:36.785 --> 01:38.745 How can tenth-grade students be this substandard? 01:39.385 --> 01:41.745 Sir, under the Right to Education Act, 01:41.865 --> 01:44.705 we are not allowed to fail any student until the eighth grade. 01:45.145 --> 01:47.585 And these kids passed the ninth grade by cheating. 01:47.705 --> 01:49.225 Technically, they are in the tenth grade, 01:49.345 --> 01:52.185 but they don't know anything about any of the subjects. 01:52.305 --> 01:55.385 But my Ravinder is very good at Sanskrit. 01:55.945 --> 01:56.945 He said he recited the entire 01:57.065 --> 01:58.265 "Om Bhur Bhuva Swaha" for madam. 01:58.385 --> 02:01.465 I asked him to tell me Ohm's Law of Resistance! 02:01.585 --> 02:02.865 - What? - I will explain it. 02:02.985 --> 02:04.545 No, no, this is not acceptable. 02:05.505 --> 02:07.145 Look, we need to prepare the kids for the boards. 02:07.865 --> 02:08.865 If they don't get good grades in tenth grade, 02:08.985 --> 02:09.985 how will they go to foreign countries? 02:10.185 --> 02:12.265 - Foreign? - Foreign? 02:14.545 --> 02:16.665 Forthwith. Immediately. How will they get ahead in life? 02:16.785 --> 02:18.464 - Oh, yes. - Yes, they should. 02:18.465 --> 02:20.705 If they move slowly, they will be left behind by TTPS. 02:20.865 --> 02:22.345 Yes, that's true. 02:22.545 --> 02:23.705 But this is not just about the kids. 02:24.665 --> 02:25.985 It's about our reputation, too. 02:26.265 --> 02:28.065 So, give them extra classes. 02:28.185 --> 02:29.785 - Yes, sir! - Yes! 02:29.905 --> 02:32.345 We will increase the mock tests, sir. 02:32.465 --> 02:33.505 That will surprise the kids. 02:33.625 --> 02:35.865 - Yes, yes. - You should do that. 02:40.105 --> 02:41.985 - One second. Listen to him. - Please. 02:42.465 --> 02:43.345 Sir, you-- 02:43.665 --> 02:46.545 You are all talking about filling petrol in a car without an engine. 02:47.865 --> 02:50.545 Kids who have neither internal drive nor external motivation, 02:51.145 --> 02:52.225 why would they study? 02:53.065 --> 02:54.465 Sir, if you ask them what they want to be when they grow up, 02:54.585 --> 02:56.105 one says rider, another says provider. 02:56.545 --> 02:57.505 Just think about it. 02:57.945 --> 02:59.145 How can someone become Abdul Kalam 02:59.305 --> 03:00.585 if he doesn't even know who Abdul Kalam is? 03:01.225 --> 03:02.425 They need a role model, sir. 03:03.265 --> 03:06.905 An influential person who can inspire them to study. 03:07.305 --> 03:08.825 - Yes, that's true. - Am I right? 03:09.825 --> 03:11.145 Okay, okay, okay. 03:11.345 --> 03:13.545 I'll give a speech at tomorrow morning's assembly. 03:15.185 --> 03:16.505 He said an influential person. 03:17.385 --> 03:19.065 Not someone who is easily influenced, like you. 03:23.385 --> 03:24.945 The school sponsor has a point. 03:25.785 --> 03:28.025 I am canceling the assembly speech. 03:29.465 --> 03:30.465 What were you saying? 03:30.785 --> 03:32.785 Sir, maybe a former student of ours. 03:32.985 --> 03:35.665 Someone whose lived experience is relatable to the kids. 03:36.465 --> 03:37.425 Why not? Why not? Why not? 03:38.585 --> 03:40.985 If another role model... 03:42.065 --> 03:44.945 can help the kids get better board exam scores, 03:46.585 --> 03:47.585 then let's chase them. 03:49.065 --> 03:49.945 Yes, sir. 03:50.465 --> 03:51.505 We will find them. 03:52.465 --> 03:53.905 Adarsh's ideal idol. 03:54.185 --> 03:56.705 - Yes, definitely. - That is a good plan. 04:10.825 --> 04:11.865 What is this? 04:12.185 --> 04:13.105 Duster. 04:16.025 --> 04:19.865 No, for a teacher, this is a divine gift. 04:20.025 --> 04:21.825 It erases all mistakes. 04:22.105 --> 04:23.345 It erases a teacher's mistake from this side. 04:23.465 --> 04:25.825 And a student's mistake from this side. 04:26.225 --> 04:27.105 But you, on the other hand, 04:27.305 --> 04:30.825 are confiscating bags instead of using this genius invention. 04:31.465 --> 04:32.905 Sir, this is my method. 04:33.425 --> 04:36.465 If a child brings a toy to class, I don't hit them. 04:36.625 --> 04:39.545 I confiscate their bag. 04:39.665 --> 04:40.705 That is wrong. 04:41.865 --> 04:44.225 Did you confiscate the bag of a seventh-grade kid yesterday? 04:44.905 --> 04:46.665 - Yes. - Do you know who he is? 04:47.345 --> 04:48.185 Chandi Ram? 04:48.465 --> 04:50.305 Goldy ji's maternal cousin Tambe ji's 04:50.425 --> 04:52.345 step-son, Chandi Ram. 04:52.585 --> 04:54.785 Is his whole family named after metallic elements? 04:57.265 --> 04:59.025 Goldy ji gave his favorite step-nephew 04:59.185 --> 05:01.185 a smartwatch worth 150,000 rupees, 05:01.745 --> 05:03.625 which was inside the bag you confiscated. 05:04.305 --> 05:07.025 But it was missing when you returned the bag. 05:07.265 --> 05:09.465 What... are you trying to say? 05:09.625 --> 05:11.025 - Mr. Hansraj? - Yes? 05:11.225 --> 05:13.465 "An expensive watch was lost because of Kanchan ma'am." 05:14.105 --> 05:15.905 What is "Kanchan ma'am" in this sentence? 05:16.185 --> 05:17.305 She is in trouble, ma'am. 05:19.025 --> 05:21.345 In the next four days, Chandi's chrome watch 05:21.625 --> 05:23.905 should be back on his creamy white wrists. 05:24.025 --> 05:24.865 Marvelous. 05:25.905 --> 05:26.985 Phonetic figure of speech. 05:28.025 --> 05:30.825 Otherwise, a teacher can lose her job before she even starts teaching. 05:31.385 --> 05:32.185 Right? 05:38.945 --> 05:40.265 Use this. 05:41.545 --> 05:43.705 Not just one, you'll get three or four watches back. 05:46.665 --> 05:47.585 No, sir. 05:48.505 --> 05:50.465 I'll use my own ways to find it. Thank you. 05:59.385 --> 06:00.225 Sir? 06:00.905 --> 06:02.225 We won't find a better role model than him. 06:02.425 --> 06:03.265 Deepak Sejwal. 06:03.945 --> 06:05.145 He is a national-level swimmer. 06:05.265 --> 06:08.865 He just swam from Mumbai to Panjim in five days. 06:09.505 --> 06:12.305 Oh. Then he will take a whole month to get here. 06:13.025 --> 06:14.265 We don't have enough time, Mukul sir. 06:14.385 --> 06:16.185 His Insta profile isn't much to look at either. 06:16.945 --> 06:17.985 Don't touch me, dude. 06:18.105 --> 06:19.345 - Bishnu! - Yes, sir? 06:19.465 --> 06:21.345 The chow mein tastes amazing. 06:22.065 --> 06:23.225 Can I get another half-plate? 06:23.465 --> 06:24.545 Sure, sir. I will get it immediately. 06:26.505 --> 06:28.465 Hey, sit down. That's not your job. 06:36.745 --> 06:39.105 Sir, can you keep an eye on Naren? 06:39.745 --> 06:41.265 He got low marks on his test again. 06:41.705 --> 06:43.825 My dream is to make him a doctor. 06:44.385 --> 06:46.225 If he keeps this up, he won't even pass the tenth grade. 06:46.345 --> 06:48.025 Your son has a lot of potential. 06:48.385 --> 06:50.625 He just needs to stay on the pitch. 06:51.025 --> 06:52.025 Stand his ground. 06:52.585 --> 06:55.105 It's a test match. One or two runs, right? 06:55.905 --> 06:58.505 No need to hit fours and sixes. He can do it. Okay? 06:58.825 --> 06:59.785 Okay, sir. 07:01.065 --> 07:03.265 Holy shit! Mother father! 07:05.585 --> 07:07.345 KB sir studied at our school. 07:07.745 --> 07:08.625 KB? 07:09.545 --> 07:11.145 Karan Bindra! 07:11.425 --> 07:13.425 The biggest billionaire in Tinki Toli. 07:14.065 --> 07:15.705 He just bought an island in Thailand. 07:16.305 --> 07:17.545 But what does he do? 07:18.065 --> 07:20.305 Technology, aviation, hospitality, 07:20.465 --> 07:21.945 he talks about all of that on his podcast. 07:22.185 --> 07:24.585 Hey... I... I have seen him somewhere. 07:24.705 --> 07:25.785 You must have seen him on social media. 07:27.145 --> 07:27.945 He... 07:28.185 --> 07:29.105 knows you? 07:29.545 --> 07:30.505 Knows me? 07:31.665 --> 07:34.225 Within five minutes of my DM'ing him, 07:35.105 --> 07:36.305 he leaves me on seen. 07:38.185 --> 07:39.225 Trust me, sir, 07:39.385 --> 07:41.545 the kids will be so motivated after listening to Karan Bindra 07:41.665 --> 07:45.145 that even their coming generations will pass the exams with ease. 08:03.785 --> 08:05.345 Don't you sleep way too much these days? 08:07.825 --> 08:09.265 I did it too much last night. 08:09.385 --> 08:10.665 - What? - Studying. 08:11.905 --> 08:14.385 I saw you at Hakka Haveli last night, 08:14.585 --> 08:15.945 but you left without eating anything. 08:16.745 --> 08:18.785 Bishnu uncle uses too much soy sauce. 08:19.025 --> 08:21.665 And besides, I just needed to talk to Naren. 08:22.345 --> 08:23.665 By the way, what is Naren's problem? 08:23.785 --> 08:26.505 He is always studying, but he still doesn't get good grades. 08:27.105 --> 08:30.265 Some people come into this world to spread joy, not to get good grades. 08:45.745 --> 08:47.185 You would do the same if you were here. 08:51.745 --> 08:53.625 ROLL ONE AS SOON AS YOU GET THE STUFF... 08:53.745 --> 08:55.265 I WANT COKE TOO! 08:55.385 --> 08:56.625 LET'S MEET AT OUR REGULAR SPOT... 08:56.745 --> 08:57.865 DON'T LET YOUR PARENTS FIND OUT! 08:57.985 --> 08:58.985 Dad! 09:03.585 --> 09:06.305 Dad, do we have any munchies? I am very hungry. 09:08.705 --> 09:09.625 Yes-- 09:10.585 --> 09:11.705 Dad? 09:13.865 --> 09:14.705 Yes... 09:15.105 --> 09:15.865 we do. 09:16.865 --> 09:18.865 It's in the upper cabinet. 09:25.505 --> 09:26.945 - Shiney sir? - Yes, sir? 09:27.145 --> 09:28.305 Do you trust him? 09:29.145 --> 09:30.305 Is this guy an honest man? 09:30.625 --> 09:31.865 What are you saying, sir? 09:32.225 --> 09:33.625 Does anyone lie on the internet? 09:34.625 --> 09:37.345 Hey! Forchuner! 09:40.065 --> 09:42.825 Hey! Lange Lover! 09:45.305 --> 09:46.705 - What are you doing, sir? - What? 09:46.865 --> 09:49.065 His cameraman travels in that car, sir. 09:49.265 --> 09:50.745 Then what car does he travel in? 09:51.265 --> 09:52.425 Hey! 09:52.745 --> 09:54.745 Lolls Loyce! 09:59.585 --> 10:01.105 Sir, he is here. 10:04.705 --> 10:10.225 This man, he is very cool He plays in multi-millions 10:10.345 --> 10:12.265 The name is KB Ooh yeah baby! 10:12.385 --> 10:15.185 I'll call you later. I'm at a function for poor children. Yes. 10:17.145 --> 10:18.585 Sir, Shiney. 10:18.705 --> 10:20.185 I was the one who DM'ed you. 10:20.625 --> 10:22.625 Sir... can I please... 10:23.585 --> 10:24.705 touch you, sir? 10:24.865 --> 10:26.745 - What do you mean? - Good touch only. 10:31.865 --> 10:34.745 This is our headmaster. 10:34.865 --> 10:36.225 Mr. Gyaneshwar Tripathi. 10:36.425 --> 10:37.985 - Mr. Gyaneshwar? - Yes. 10:38.345 --> 10:40.145 - Tripathi sir? - Yes. 10:40.625 --> 10:43.865 You called me here to inspire the kids, even though Tripathi sir is here? 10:44.865 --> 10:48.345 I'm who I am today because he's at this school! 10:52.625 --> 10:55.905 You have no idea just how much you have inspired me. 10:56.025 --> 10:59.145 But Karan sir, when you studied here, 10:59.665 --> 11:01.025 I wasn't even in this school. 11:02.865 --> 11:03.985 Imagine if you were! 11:05.785 --> 11:08.865 The number one headmaster in Delhi, Mr. Gyaneshwar! 11:12.625 --> 11:13.545 Sir. 11:15.345 --> 11:16.705 Take a close-up of him. He is poor. 11:19.225 --> 11:21.065 The man is definitely honest. 11:25.545 --> 11:29.065 Ma'am, I am telling you the truth. You can ask Dheeraj if you want. 11:29.265 --> 11:30.985 Yes, ma'am, I saw it too. 11:31.305 --> 11:33.385 Chandi put that watch in his bag. 11:34.025 --> 11:36.145 But the bag was in the staff room the whole time. 11:36.905 --> 11:38.305 Did a teacher steal the watch? 11:38.785 --> 11:39.865 As you know, ma'am, 11:40.305 --> 11:42.385 a teacher's salary is not enough. 11:44.345 --> 11:45.145 This-- 11:49.145 --> 11:49.945 Go... 11:54.625 --> 11:56.465 So, you did not get the watch by asking nicely? 11:57.585 --> 12:00.905 Since you have decided to leave this school already, 12:01.025 --> 12:02.705 I will give you a farewell gift on your way out. 12:03.265 --> 12:04.865 I mean, I would like to give you a farewell tip. 12:05.785 --> 12:07.505 Tirath has a shop in Chor Bazaar. 12:08.345 --> 12:11.625 All stolen goods from this area end up being sold there. 12:12.465 --> 12:16.105 So in your time of need, that is where you will find that timepiece. 12:18.625 --> 12:19.505 Alliterative pun. 12:20.945 --> 12:23.025 Yes... Sir, thank you! 12:28.585 --> 12:29.785 I have seen him somewhere. 12:35.505 --> 12:38.745 A SPECIAL MOTIVATIONAL SESSION BY KARAN BINDRA 12:40.225 --> 12:41.985 What else goes on in Manchester? 12:44.145 --> 12:45.545 Everyone is United in Manchester. 12:46.185 --> 12:47.385 Although City is good too. 12:48.025 --> 12:49.465 But ever since I bought a Villa in Aston-- 12:49.585 --> 12:52.265 How far away is Cambridge from there? Is it walking distance? 12:53.345 --> 12:54.505 About two toll booths away. 12:54.625 --> 12:55.785 Oh, that is all? 12:56.065 --> 12:57.665 Yes! Come in, come in. 12:58.025 --> 13:00.825 This is our counselor. Mr. Mukul Dengla. 13:01.065 --> 13:04.185 He sits at this school, but an NGO pays his salary. 13:04.945 --> 13:06.465 Hello, sir. So good to have you. 13:07.345 --> 13:09.225 The kids will be very inspired to meet you. 13:10.385 --> 13:13.105 I have made some pointers for your speech today. 13:13.625 --> 13:17.065 If you speak on these areas, the kids will definitely be motivated-- 13:17.185 --> 13:18.465 When I was six months old, 13:19.225 --> 13:20.465 I hadn't even started speaking. 13:20.785 --> 13:23.025 My mom used to say, "Son, say mom." 13:23.825 --> 13:26.265 My dad used to say, "Son, say dad." 13:27.465 --> 13:28.585 Do you know what I said? 13:29.105 --> 13:30.145 Success... 13:31.345 --> 13:33.145 is a journey, not a destination. 13:33.825 --> 13:36.025 Sir, even your first word was a full sentence. 13:37.145 --> 13:38.945 If KB didn't listen to his father, 13:40.265 --> 13:41.105 do you really think he'll listen to you? 13:41.305 --> 13:43.345 - Legend. - No, sir, I didn't mean that. 13:43.465 --> 13:47.105 Mukul ji, no need to add psychology everywhere. 13:48.905 --> 13:50.025 You can say whatever you like. 13:50.865 --> 13:55.865 Just make sure that the kids are motivated to study and work hard. 13:57.625 --> 14:00.465 Do you know what the most important part of motivation is? 14:01.745 --> 14:03.025 A foreign trip? 14:04.545 --> 14:05.945 M-U-S-I-C. 14:06.945 --> 14:07.865 Mucus? 14:11.905 --> 14:12.905 Music. 14:14.265 --> 14:20.465 Dreams, Pride, and Hope The dream destination is money 14:20.585 --> 14:26.145 Hopes launching into the sky! 14:28.385 --> 14:34.305 Yes I am rich! Very Rich! 14:41.065 --> 14:42.145 And now, 14:42.545 --> 14:46.625 please welcome the tycoon of Tinki Toli, 14:46.865 --> 14:50.305 Mr. Karan Bindra! 14:50.745 --> 14:55.745 This man, he is very cool He plays in multi-millions 14:55.865 --> 14:59.945 The name is KB Ooh yeah baby! 15:01.065 --> 15:04.985 The name is KB Ooh yeah baby! Cool man! 15:09.745 --> 15:14.305 The first question is, what do all of you need to become 15:14.905 --> 15:17.065 to make your parents proud? 15:17.225 --> 15:18.865 Sir, engineer. 15:19.065 --> 15:20.945 Sir, government employee. 15:21.065 --> 15:22.385 Sir, doctor. 15:22.545 --> 15:23.505 Nope. 15:24.265 --> 15:26.585 Your parents will be proud of you 15:26.705 --> 15:29.585 the day you become a successful billionaire. 15:29.785 --> 15:30.785 And for that, 15:30.905 --> 15:34.385 you'll need to put in a lot of hard work and dedication toward your studies. 15:38.225 --> 15:41.425 That is, unless you know the shortcut to becoming a billionaire. 15:43.745 --> 15:46.905 Now, whenever someone asks my mother about my degree, she says, 15:47.305 --> 15:48.545 "He may not have a degree or a rank, 15:48.945 --> 15:50.505 but his yacht is parked on the Yamuna riverbank." 15:56.105 --> 15:57.185 Ten days. 15:57.585 --> 15:58.985 In just ten days, every single kid here 15:59.105 --> 16:01.825 will earn eight figures before turning eighteen. 16:02.185 --> 16:02.985 Ask me how. 16:03.105 --> 16:04.385 - How? - How? 16:04.505 --> 16:06.105 The KBCC. 16:06.705 --> 16:08.665 The Karan Bindra Crorepati Course. 16:09.025 --> 16:11.425 You don't need to mug this up. There is no studying needed. 16:11.545 --> 16:15.025 You just need to sell this course to three more people, 16:15.305 --> 16:18.345 who will sell it to three other people. 16:18.465 --> 16:20.425 Three plus three plus three, ten! 16:20.545 --> 16:22.505 In ten days, you'll be a billionaire! 16:22.825 --> 16:23.785 Now ask me, how much is it for? 16:23.945 --> 16:25.305 How much is it for? How much? How much is it for, sir? 16:25.585 --> 16:26.425 How much? 16:26.545 --> 16:29.625 Just 9,999! 16:30.385 --> 16:33.225 But just for all of you, I will give you this course 16:33.505 --> 16:37.465 for only 4,999! 16:37.585 --> 16:39.425 Should I make it easier? In the next five minutes, 16:39.825 --> 16:42.545 the first 25 people to pay me in cash 16:42.665 --> 16:46.385 will get this course for just 999! 16:46.665 --> 16:47.665 What are you...? 16:49.105 --> 16:50.625 Get me cash. Go, go, go. 16:51.345 --> 16:54.265 Sir, stop them! Sir! Sir? 16:54.865 --> 16:57.145 - Sir, big fan, sir. One selfie, sir? - No... 17:00.185 --> 17:03.505 LOVE IS AN ART STAY AWAY AND PROTECT YOUR HEART 17:35.145 --> 17:36.505 Did anyone see you coming here? 17:38.065 --> 17:40.145 Roll one for me quickly. Make it special. 17:59.905 --> 18:02.265 Oh, man. Nikku forgot his glasses here again. 18:02.665 --> 18:04.185 He can't see a thing without these. 18:05.425 --> 18:06.385 Give me that. 18:13.665 --> 18:15.065 Please drop me off at home. 18:15.385 --> 18:16.905 What is wrong with you, son? 18:18.145 --> 18:19.345 - Nikku? - Dad? 18:22.265 --> 18:23.425 So you were following me? 18:23.865 --> 18:24.905 So is this what Naren does? 18:25.545 --> 18:26.505 How long has this been going on? 18:26.985 --> 18:27.865 One year. 18:28.505 --> 18:29.385 One year! 18:30.425 --> 18:33.545 Palak, do you know how harmful this is for a person's health? 18:33.785 --> 18:36.185 Come on, Dad. It's fine if you do it a few times a week. 18:36.745 --> 18:37.865 A few times? 18:39.105 --> 18:40.905 Child, this is how people become drug addicts! 18:41.105 --> 18:43.625 Look at him. He's so high he can't even stand. 18:44.345 --> 18:45.345 My glasses! 18:46.025 --> 18:48.025 One second, drug addiction? 18:48.905 --> 18:49.825 Of course. 18:50.305 --> 18:51.345 What else is all this? 19:00.145 --> 19:01.065 So, you guys... 19:02.065 --> 19:02.905 eat food? 19:03.585 --> 19:04.425 Yes, Dad. 19:04.905 --> 19:07.185 We are Junkies who eat junk food. 19:07.865 --> 19:10.665 Roll is an egg roll, and coke is-- 19:16.305 --> 19:18.985 But then, why do it in secret? 19:19.385 --> 19:22.585 Dad, Bishnu uncle wants to make Naren a doctor. 19:23.185 --> 19:26.785 If he finds out that Naren makes food just like him, 19:26.985 --> 19:28.145 he will be very angry. 19:28.385 --> 19:29.425 As he should be. 19:29.585 --> 19:32.065 He shouldn't stop focusing on his studies just for a hobby. 19:32.345 --> 19:34.265 Dad, this isn't just a hobby for Naren. 19:34.545 --> 19:36.185 Just try his chow mein once. 19:56.145 --> 19:57.905 Bishnu really does use too much soy sauce. 20:01.985 --> 20:03.265 This is really tasty, Naren. 20:03.625 --> 20:04.425 Impressive. 20:04.745 --> 20:05.665 Thanks. 20:09.625 --> 20:11.825 Sorry, ma'am, for calling you here so urgently. 20:12.905 --> 20:13.865 But it's because I'm new here. 20:13.985 --> 20:16.425 If someone like you pressures them, they'll definitely tell the truth. 20:17.105 --> 20:18.985 This Tirath is a very crooked man. 20:19.505 --> 20:22.825 He buys goods from thieves and crooks all day. 20:23.425 --> 20:25.905 Urmila ji, so what has Goldy ji sent today? 20:28.985 --> 20:29.785 Today... 20:29.905 --> 20:31.185 She wants to say something. Go ahead. 20:31.505 --> 20:32.305 Yes! 20:33.025 --> 20:33.825 Brother? 20:34.665 --> 20:36.825 Did any of these kids come to you to sell a watch? 20:37.185 --> 20:38.985 Yes, someone did come to me to sell a watch. 20:39.865 --> 20:42.025 But it wasn't a kid. It was this man. 20:43.105 --> 20:44.145 Show me. 20:44.665 --> 20:45.425 Him... 20:48.105 --> 20:49.185 Gyaneshwar? 20:50.305 --> 20:51.545 Who else could it be? 20:52.305 --> 20:55.265 This man is a liar, a cheat, and a swindler! 20:55.825 --> 20:56.985 He stole a child's watch? 20:57.505 --> 20:59.865 This principal has no principles. 21:00.425 --> 21:02.265 No, ma'am, I think... 21:02.745 --> 21:03.905 Brother, there must be a misunderstanding. 21:04.065 --> 21:06.425 It's not a misunderstanding. That Gyaneshwar is a mistake. 21:07.385 --> 21:10.425 Regardless of whether we find the watch, I'll get my revenge. 21:10.665 --> 21:11.545 Revenge? 21:11.745 --> 21:13.625 Not yet. He will be replaced. 21:14.065 --> 21:16.745 My revenge will be complete the day they replace this headmaster. 21:20.585 --> 21:22.305 Why does everyone here always talk in figures of speech? 21:22.785 --> 21:23.665 I don't know. 21:23.825 --> 21:25.385 - Kanchan! - Yes, ma'am. 21:25.505 --> 21:26.745 Thank you. 21:30.105 --> 21:32.385 Sir, what is this "billionaire course" drama? 21:33.185 --> 21:34.625 I told Ravinder that he can't do it, 21:34.825 --> 21:38.385 and he said, "Dad, if you don't pay me, I will sell a kidney." 21:39.025 --> 21:40.625 Thankfully, the knife was blunt. 21:40.745 --> 21:41.585 - Oh my. - Or else... 21:42.065 --> 21:43.425 My Yusuf said, 21:43.905 --> 21:45.825 "Dad, get married two more times." 21:46.025 --> 21:47.305 "Then we will have three people." 21:47.665 --> 21:50.425 "Then you and I will reach diamond level." 21:50.825 --> 21:53.385 Return our money to us, right now. 21:53.545 --> 21:55.065 - Yes, sir. Please. - That's all we want. 21:55.185 --> 21:57.305 - It's our hard-earned money-- - Guys, guys, guys! 21:58.385 --> 22:00.745 KB sir promised to turn us into billionaires in ten days. 22:00.945 --> 22:02.305 There are still eight days left. 22:02.465 --> 22:05.625 Until then, if two of you could join me, I would become diamond... 22:07.665 --> 22:10.185 Calm down! Calm down! Everyone, please calm down! 22:10.385 --> 22:11.185 Shiney sir, come on. 22:11.305 --> 22:12.625 You are a teacher. How could you fall for his tricks? 22:12.745 --> 22:14.225 - Exactly. - Say something, sir. 22:18.385 --> 22:19.225 Sir, did you...? 22:19.625 --> 22:21.385 He said it with such conviction. 22:22.585 --> 22:25.665 That for you, the price is 4,999. 22:26.145 --> 22:28.785 For the first 25 people, it's 999. 22:28.905 --> 22:30.065 Anyone could fall for it. 22:30.185 --> 22:32.225 Wait, wait a minute. What did you just say, sir? 22:32.785 --> 22:34.945 From 4,999, he went straight to 999? 22:35.065 --> 22:36.545 Exactly, anyone would find that enticing... 22:37.705 --> 22:38.945 Where is this Bindra staying, sir? 22:42.425 --> 22:44.065 Where were you, man? 22:44.785 --> 22:46.105 You oiled me up and left. 22:46.705 --> 22:48.145 My body has tightened up again. 22:49.545 --> 22:50.945 Make sure you get every single knot. 22:54.425 --> 22:55.385 What the hell are you doing?! 22:58.705 --> 22:59.745 Remember this? 23:01.385 --> 23:03.945 The device to solve all problems and get rid of your stress. 23:04.185 --> 23:07.665 This device will get rid of your debt. 23:08.385 --> 23:11.465 No matter how big your debt is, this device will reset it. 23:11.585 --> 23:13.265 World famous in Haryana. 23:13.385 --> 23:16.025 Brother, will this get rid of all of my debts? 23:16.185 --> 23:18.065 Debts of your father, grandfather, and even great-grandfather. All of it. 23:18.785 --> 23:21.265 This actually costs 9,999, 23:22.105 --> 23:25.265 but only for all of you, it's 4,999. 23:25.705 --> 23:28.265 And the first 25 people who pay me in cash 23:28.385 --> 23:31.065 will only have to pay 999! 23:31.185 --> 23:33.865 This is great! Let’s get it. 23:34.025 --> 23:38.345 Half the village took on more debt to buy your debt reset device. 23:38.785 --> 23:41.865 And yet, instead of people's debts going down, 23:41.985 --> 23:43.625 everyone's debt doubled or tripled! 23:44.585 --> 23:46.745 Now you're going to return everyone's money. 23:46.945 --> 23:47.785 I will. 23:47.905 --> 23:49.665 - Double what you took. - How will I double it? 23:50.065 --> 23:51.265 And remember, 23:51.545 --> 23:55.065 if you try to do something on the sly, 23:55.665 --> 23:59.865 I am the meekest person from my village. 24:06.465 --> 24:07.625 He got two and a half out of ten in physics. 24:09.385 --> 24:10.505 He got three in bio. 24:14.265 --> 24:15.825 And one in chemistry. 24:19.025 --> 24:20.745 There was only one kid in class 24:21.145 --> 24:23.425 who scored lower than Naren on the Science Unit Test. 24:24.865 --> 24:26.225 That kid wrote that the SI unit of mass 24:26.985 --> 24:28.025 was Allu Arjun. 24:31.385 --> 24:32.665 Don't worry, sir. 24:33.585 --> 24:35.185 From now on, he won't be allowed to go out. 24:36.425 --> 24:39.505 His mother told me that he goes out with his friends every single day. 24:40.825 --> 24:42.385 I will deal with you once he leaves. 24:43.505 --> 24:44.785 You think becoming a doctor is easy? 24:44.945 --> 24:46.665 You need to study for 16 hours every single day. 24:46.785 --> 24:47.945 That's how you become a doctor. 24:48.185 --> 24:49.385 - You need to study so much-- - Naren... 24:49.905 --> 24:51.305 can't become a doctor, Bishnu. 24:53.385 --> 24:54.625 Why would you say that, sir? 24:56.945 --> 24:59.545 I'm not saying that. Your son said it himself. 25:02.065 --> 25:07.505 Look, he doesn't have any interest or aptitude for science. 25:07.825 --> 25:09.905 Even if he somehow clears the exam in the future, 25:10.305 --> 25:11.945 he will never be a good doctor. 25:12.385 --> 25:13.505 So what will he become, sir? 25:20.345 --> 25:23.105 Every other day, Naren doesn't just... 25:25.345 --> 25:26.505 go hang out with his friends. 25:30.145 --> 25:31.185 You want to make food? 25:31.625 --> 25:32.625 I worked day and night 25:32.745 --> 25:34.545 so that you could go to school, and you want to cook food? 25:34.705 --> 25:35.665 No, Bishnu! 25:40.425 --> 25:41.265 Sir... 25:41.785 --> 25:43.905 I never got the opportunity to go to school. 25:44.585 --> 25:45.745 That is why I sent him. 25:46.425 --> 25:48.305 I bought him textbooks, enrolled him in tutoring, 25:48.425 --> 25:49.585 even bought him a computer, 25:50.545 --> 25:51.665 so he could grow up 25:52.385 --> 25:53.585 to be an influential person. 25:54.585 --> 25:55.425 But he... 25:58.545 --> 25:59.945 all he'll ever be... 26:00.505 --> 26:02.905 all he'll ever be is another Bishnu Tamang, sir. 26:11.385 --> 26:13.665 Who said Bishnu Tamang is not an influential person? 26:15.145 --> 26:16.945 An orphan boy who came here from Darjeeling 26:17.305 --> 26:21.665 now runs the most famous Chinese restaurant in this area. 26:22.105 --> 26:25.305 You built your own business and your reputation, Bishnu. 26:25.465 --> 26:27.065 Naren can't say it to you, 26:27.705 --> 26:29.065 but you are his hero. 26:29.265 --> 26:31.585 He wants to be another Bishnu Tamang. 26:34.265 --> 26:35.665 But what about his studies, sir? 26:35.865 --> 26:36.985 Yes, that's very important. 26:37.705 --> 26:41.145 But he should study in a culinary school instead of a medical school. 26:42.745 --> 26:44.905 Vikas Khanna and Sanjeev Kapoor are just chefs, too, aren't they? 26:46.065 --> 26:48.065 Our country doesn't just need doctors and engineers. 26:48.625 --> 26:51.105 It also needs chefs, lawyers, and teachers. 26:55.545 --> 26:58.905 But, sir, can my Naren compete on that level? 26:59.185 --> 27:00.785 You should decide that for yourself. 27:03.025 --> 27:03.905 Try this. 27:23.105 --> 27:24.065 It's good. 27:24.745 --> 27:26.585 Add some more soy sauce next time. 27:27.105 --> 27:28.105 Okay? 27:35.185 --> 27:37.745 He wrote "Harippa" instead of "Harappa civilization." This Gurmeet... 27:38.145 --> 27:40.665 Sir! You should be ashamed of yourself. 27:41.385 --> 27:43.945 The gents' toilet was closed. It was an emergency, so I had to use it. 27:44.825 --> 27:46.025 What are you talking about? 27:46.385 --> 27:47.385 What are you talking about? 27:48.105 --> 27:49.865 Chandi Ram, Dheeraj, come in. 27:50.345 --> 27:53.065 Tirath bhai has told us everything. 27:53.385 --> 27:55.785 How could you steal an innocent young child's watch? 27:56.425 --> 27:58.505 Now you will be the one who buys a new watch for them. 27:58.625 --> 28:00.225 Wait, wait, wait a minute. 28:00.345 --> 28:02.185 Why would I steal anyone's watch? 28:03.185 --> 28:05.425 I went to Tirath to sell my own watch! 28:05.945 --> 28:07.225 To buy that KBCC. 28:08.385 --> 28:11.825 You shouldn't accuse an innocent player of match fixing. 28:12.585 --> 28:13.385 Look at this. 28:14.505 --> 28:15.305 This is the receipt. 28:16.385 --> 28:17.465 It's the original receipt 28:17.585 --> 28:18.945 for the first copy of the watch from Switzerland. 28:21.465 --> 28:22.865 Then where is Chandi Ram's watch? 28:23.185 --> 28:26.625 Sorry, I am having trouble understanding you at the moment. 28:27.105 --> 28:28.985 Please check your network connection. 28:29.145 --> 28:29.985 Dheeraj? 28:36.225 --> 28:37.145 You idiot! 28:37.505 --> 28:38.865 We could have both kept the watch. 28:38.985 --> 28:40.185 Why did you wear it to school? 28:40.985 --> 28:42.745 How else would I complete my steps? 28:50.985 --> 28:53.705 So, you did use the duster after all. 28:54.305 --> 28:55.185 No, sir, 28:55.425 --> 28:57.025 apart from the dread of the duster, 28:57.145 --> 29:00.105 the drum of discipline has dozens of other tunes to play. 29:01.185 --> 29:02.305 I searched patiently... 29:03.185 --> 29:04.745 and searching Dheeraj was the answer. 29:06.025 --> 29:08.105 A figure of speech with a pun and an alliteration. 29:08.465 --> 29:10.665 And it's also a hyperbole. 29:12.785 --> 29:13.865 I will take this. 29:15.425 --> 29:16.385 Sir? 29:17.185 --> 29:19.985 She just took down your figures of speech with style. 29:20.705 --> 29:23.145 She is new. She will learn with time. 29:23.985 --> 29:25.865 Sometimes, fear is necessary. 29:27.625 --> 29:28.905 Your 2,000 rupees. 29:30.425 --> 29:31.625 Your 4,000 rupees. 29:33.105 --> 29:34.545 Your mother's mangalsutra. 29:38.105 --> 29:38.985 So? 29:39.545 --> 29:41.265 What you said about being inspired by me... 29:41.985 --> 29:42.985 was that a lie, too? 29:44.025 --> 29:45.865 Would I lie to you, Mr. Tarakeshwar? 29:46.385 --> 29:47.305 Gyaneshwar. 29:47.985 --> 29:49.665 Hey! Lickshaw! 29:52.865 --> 29:53.865 For the rickshaw... 29:59.705 --> 30:01.185 KB sir? KB sir? 30:01.505 --> 30:03.345 The ten million rupees that I will receive next week, 30:03.545 --> 30:05.385 will it be put into my savings account or current account? 30:06.705 --> 30:07.585 Let's go. 30:09.465 --> 30:11.625 Sir? Sir! Sir! 30:12.785 --> 30:15.825 I thought we found our role model, 30:17.025 --> 30:18.665 now the kids will get better marks. 30:20.105 --> 30:21.385 Now, where will we find 30:22.545 --> 30:23.905 Adarsh's new ideal idol? 30:25.465 --> 30:26.465 There is one person, sir. 30:28.985 --> 30:32.585 A role model is not someone who shows off with stolen money. 30:32.825 --> 30:34.665 A role model is someone 30:35.025 --> 30:37.585 who builds their own place in society through hard work and dedication. 30:37.705 --> 30:40.425 So please welcome the owner of Hakka Haveli. 30:41.105 --> 30:42.625 Mr. Bishnu Tamang! 30:44.465 --> 30:45.625 Unlike all of you, 30:46.585 --> 30:48.945 I haven't read many books. 30:50.665 --> 30:54.825 But I have studied up on spices and condiments. 30:56.225 --> 30:57.585 No matter what you want to do... 30:58.665 --> 31:01.065 you need to give it your 100 percent. 31:01.265 --> 31:02.105 Sir! 31:04.665 --> 31:05.625 Sir... 31:06.745 --> 31:08.025 I am sorry for yesterday. 31:08.865 --> 31:10.425 I suspected you for no good reason. 31:10.545 --> 31:11.465 It's fine. 31:11.945 --> 31:14.665 Actually, Urmila ma'am said it so confidently... 31:16.865 --> 31:19.705 I don't know why she hates you so much. I'm sorry. 31:24.305 --> 31:25.145 What? 31:42.145 --> 31:42.945 ORGANISED PROGRESS PARTY 31:43.065 --> 31:44.145 WE WILL PICK FLOWERS FROM THE GARDEN AND RULE WITH DOMINANCE. 31:47.625 --> 31:48.505 Ma'am? 31:49.505 --> 31:53.145 Were you and Gyaneshwar sir going to get married?