Look, Kuttan, you are the tenth-grade topper.
But I'm going to ask you fifth-grade questions, okay?
Define photosynthesis.
Photosynthesis is a very good synthesis.
It is my favorite synthesis.
In fact, I always take photos of this synthesis only.
"My brother is reading a book."
Change these words from singular to plural form.
Sir, once bhai gives his word...
he doesn't change it for anyone.
Sir, sir, sir.
Tell me, who is the... father of genetics?
What?
Can you say that clearly, ma'am? He couldn't hear you.
Who is the father of genetics?
Ma'am, only the mother of genetics could tell you that.
A train crosses a pole in ten seconds at a speed of 24 meters per second.
So what is the length of the train?
- Pass. - Hey!
Do you think this is a rapid-fire round, son?
Fine, tell me.
French Emperor Napoleon.
What were his last words before he died?
What the hell is going on here?
How can tenth-grade students be this substandard?
Sir, under the Right to Education Act,
we are not allowed to fail any student until the eighth grade.
And these kids passed the ninth grade by cheating.
Technically, they are in the tenth grade,
but they don't know anything about any of the subjects.
But my Ravinder is very good at Sanskrit.
He said he recited the entire
"Om Bhur Bhuva Swaha" for madam.
I asked him to tell me Ohm's Law of Resistance!
- What? - I will explain it.
No, no, this is not acceptable.
Look, we need to prepare the kids for the boards.
If they don't get good grades in tenth grade,
how will they go to foreign countries?
- Foreign? - Foreign?
Forthwith. Immediately. How will they get ahead in life?
- Oh, yes. - Yes, they should.
If they move slowly, they will be left behind by TTPS.
Yes, that's true.
But this is not just about the kids.
It's about our reputation, too.
So, give them extra classes.
- Yes, sir! - Yes!
We will increase the mock tests, sir.
That will surprise the kids.
- Yes, yes. - You should do that.
- One second. Listen to him. - Please.
Sir, you--
You are all talking about filling petrol in a car without an engine.
Kids who have neither internal drive nor external motivation,
why would they study?
Sir, if you ask them what they want to be when they grow up,
one says rider, another says provider.
Just think about it.
How can someone become Abdul Kalam
if he doesn't even know who Abdul Kalam is?
They need a role model, sir.
An influential person who can inspire them to study.
- Yes, that's true. - Am I right?
Okay, okay, okay.
I'll give a speech at tomorrow morning's assembly.
He said an influential person.
Not someone who is easily influenced, like you.
The school sponsor has a point.
I am canceling the assembly speech.
What were you saying?
Sir, maybe a former student of ours.
Someone whose lived experience is relatable to the kids.
Why not? Why not? Why not?
If another role model...
can help the kids get better board exam scores,
then let's chase them.
Yes, sir.
We will find them.
Adarsh's ideal idol.
- Yes, definitely. - That is a good plan.
What is this?
Duster.
No, for a teacher, this is a divine gift.
It erases all mistakes.
It erases a teacher's mistake from this side.
And a student's mistake from this side.
But you, on the other hand,
are confiscating bags instead of using this genius invention.
Sir, this is my method.
If a child brings a toy to class, I don't hit them.
I confiscate their bag.
That is wrong.
Did you confiscate the bag of a seventh-grade kid yesterday?
- Yes. - Do you know who he is?
Chandi Ram?
Goldy ji's maternal cousin Tambe ji's
step-son, Chandi Ram.
Is his whole family named after metallic elements?
Goldy ji gave his favorite step-nephew
a smartwatch worth 150,000 rupees,
which was inside the bag you confiscated.
But it was missing when you returned the bag.
What... are you trying to say?
- Mr. Hansraj? - Yes?
"An expensive watch was lost because of Kanchan ma'am."
What is "Kanchan ma'am" in this sentence?
She is in trouble, ma'am.
In the next four days, Chandi's chrome watch
should be back on his creamy white wrists.
Marvelous.
Phonetic figure of speech.
Otherwise, a teacher can lose her job before she even starts teaching.
Right?
Use this.
Not just one, you'll get three or four watches back.
No, sir.
I'll use my own ways to find it. Thank you.
Sir?
We won't find a better role model than him.
Deepak Sejwal.
He is a national-level swimmer.
He just swam from Mumbai to Panjim in five days.
Oh. Then he will take a whole month to get here.
We don't have enough time, Mukul sir.
His Insta profile isn't much to look at either.
Don't touch me, dude.
- Bishnu! - Yes, sir?
The chow mein tastes amazing.
Can I get another half-plate?
Sure, sir. I will get it immediately.
Hey, sit down. That's not your job.
Sir, can you keep an eye on Naren?
He got low marks on his test again.
My dream is to make him a doctor.
If he keeps this up, he won't even pass the tenth grade.
Your son has a lot of potential.
He just needs to stay on the pitch.
Stand his ground.
It's a test match. One or two runs, right?
No need to hit fours and sixes. He can do it. Okay?
Okay, sir.
Holy shit! Mother father!
KB sir studied at our school.
KB?
Karan Bindra!
The biggest billionaire in Tinki Toli.
He just bought an island in Thailand.
But what does he do?
Technology, aviation, hospitality,
he talks about all of that on his podcast.
Hey... I... I have seen him somewhere.
You must have seen him on social media.
He...
knows you?
Knows me?
Within five minutes of my DM'ing him,
he leaves me on seen.
Trust me, sir,
the kids will be so motivated after listening to Karan Bindra
that even their coming generations will pass the exams with ease.
Don't you sleep way too much these days?
I did it too much last night.
- What? - Studying.
I saw you at Hakka Haveli last night,
but you left without eating anything.
Bishnu uncle uses too much soy sauce.
And besides, I just needed to talk to Naren.
By the way, what is Naren's problem?
He is always studying, but he still doesn't get good grades.
Some people come into this world to spread joy, not to get good grades.
You would do the same if you were here.
ROLL ONE AS SOON AS YOU GET THE STUFF...
I WANT COKE TOO!
LET'S MEET AT OUR REGULAR SPOT...
DON'T LET YOUR PARENTS FIND OUT!
Dad!
Dad, do we have any munchies? I am very hungry.
Yes--
Dad?
Yes...
we do.
It's in the upper cabinet.
- Shiney sir? - Yes, sir?
Do you trust him?
Is this guy an honest man?
What are you saying, sir?
Does anyone lie on the internet?
Hey! Forchuner!
Hey! Lange Lover!
- What are you doing, sir? - What?
His cameraman travels in that car, sir.
Then what car does he travel in?
Hey!
Lolls Loyce!
Sir, he is here.
This man, he is very cool He plays in multi-millions
The name is KB Ooh yeah baby!
I'll call you later. I'm at a function for poor children. Yes.
Sir, Shiney.
I was the one who DM'ed you.
Sir... can I please...
touch you, sir?
- What do you mean? - Good touch only.
This is our headmaster.
Mr. Gyaneshwar Tripathi.
- Mr. Gyaneshwar? - Yes.
- Tripathi sir? - Yes.
You called me here to inspire the kids, even though Tripathi sir is here?
I'm who I am today because he's at this school!
You have no idea just how much you have inspired me.
But Karan sir, when you studied here,
I wasn't even in this school.
Imagine if you were!
The number one headmaster in Delhi, Mr. Gyaneshwar!
Sir.
Take a close-up of him. He is poor.
The man is definitely honest.
Ma'am, I am telling you the truth. You can ask Dheeraj if you want.
Yes, ma'am, I saw it too.
Chandi put that watch in his bag.
But the bag was in the staff room the whole time.
Did a teacher steal the watch?
As you know, ma'am,
a teacher's salary is not enough.
This--
Go...
So, you did not get the watch by asking nicely?
Since you have decided to leave this school already,
I will give you a farewell gift on your way out.
I mean, I would like to give you a farewell tip.
Tirath has a shop in Chor Bazaar.
All stolen goods from this area end up being sold there.
So in your time of need, that is where you will find that timepiece.
Alliterative pun.
Yes... Sir, thank you!
I have seen him somewhere.
A SPECIAL MOTIVATIONAL SESSION BY KARAN BINDRA
What else goes on in Manchester?
Everyone is United in Manchester.
Although City is good too.
But ever since I bought a Villa in Aston--
How far away is Cambridge from there? Is it walking distance?
About two toll booths away.
Oh, that is all?
Yes! Come in, come in.
This is our counselor. Mr. Mukul Dengla.
He sits at this school, but an NGO pays his salary.
Hello, sir. So good to have you.
The kids will be very inspired to meet you.
I have made some pointers for your speech today.
If you speak on these areas, the kids will definitely be motivated--
When I was six months old,
I hadn't even started speaking.
My mom used to say, "Son, say mom."
My dad used to say, "Son, say dad."
Do you know what I said?
Success...
is a journey, not a destination.
Sir, even your first word was a full sentence.
If KB didn't listen to his father,
do you really think he'll listen to you?
- Legend. - No, sir, I didn't mean that.
Mukul ji, no need to add psychology everywhere.
You can say whatever you like.
Just make sure that the kids are motivated to study and work hard.
Do you know what the most important part of motivation is?
A foreign trip?
M-U-S-I-C.
Mucus?
Music.
Dreams, Pride, and Hope The dream destination is money
Hopes launching into the sky!
Yes I am rich! Very Rich!
And now,
please welcome the tycoon of Tinki Toli,
Mr. Karan Bindra!
This man, he is very cool He plays in multi-millions
The name is KB Ooh yeah baby!
The name is KB Ooh yeah baby! Cool man!
The first question is, what do all of you need to become
to make your parents proud?
Sir, engineer.
Sir, government employee.
Sir, doctor.
Nope.
Your parents will be proud of you
the day you become a successful billionaire.
And for that,
you'll need to put in a lot of hard work and dedication toward your studies.
That is, unless you know the shortcut to becoming a billionaire.
Now, whenever someone asks my mother about my degree, she says,
"He may not have a degree or a rank,
but his yacht is parked on the Yamuna riverbank."
Ten days.
In just ten days, every single kid here
will earn eight figures before turning eighteen.
Ask me how.
- How? - How?
The KBCC.
The Karan Bindra Crorepati Course.
You don't need to mug this up. There is no studying needed.
You just need to sell this course to three more people,
who will sell it to three other people.
Three plus three plus three, ten!
In ten days, you'll be a billionaire!
Now ask me, how much is it for?
How much is it for? How much? How much is it for, sir?
How much?
Just 9,999!
But just for all of you, I will give you this course
for only 4,999!
Should I make it easier? In the next five minutes,
the first 25 people to pay me in cash
will get this course for just 999!
What are you...?
Get me cash. Go, go, go.
Sir, stop them! Sir! Sir?
- Sir, big fan, sir. One selfie, sir? - No...
LOVE IS AN ART STAY AWAY AND PROTECT YOUR HEART
Did anyone see you coming here?
Roll one for me quickly. Make it special.
Oh, man. Nikku forgot his glasses here again.
He can't see a thing without these.
Give me that.
Please drop me off at home.
What is wrong with you, son?
- Nikku? - Dad?
So you were following me?
So is this what Naren does?
How long has this been going on?
One year.
One year!
Palak, do you know how harmful this is for a person's health?
Come on, Dad. It's fine if you do it a few times a week.
A few times?
Child, this is how people become drug addicts!
Look at him. He's so high he can't even stand.
My glasses!
One second, drug addiction?
Of course.
What else is all this?
So, you guys...
eat food?
Yes, Dad.
We are Junkies who eat junk food.
Roll is an egg roll, and coke is--
But then, why do it in secret?
Dad, Bishnu uncle wants to make Naren a doctor.
If he finds out that Naren makes food just like him,
he will be very angry.
As he should be.
He shouldn't stop focusing on his studies just for a hobby.
Dad, this isn't just a hobby for Naren.
Just try his chow mein once.
Bishnu really does use too much soy sauce.
This is really tasty, Naren.
Impressive.
Thanks.
Sorry, ma'am, for calling you here so urgently.
But it's because I'm new here.
If someone like you pressures them, they'll definitely tell the truth.
This Tirath is a very crooked man.
He buys goods from thieves and crooks all day.
Urmila ji, so what has Goldy ji sent today?
Today...
She wants to say something. Go ahead.
Yes!
Brother?
Did any of these kids come to you to sell a watch?
Yes, someone did come to me to sell a watch.
But it wasn't a kid. It was this man.
Show me.
Him...
Gyaneshwar?
Who else could it be?
This man is a liar, a cheat, and a swindler!
He stole a child's watch?
This principal has no principles.
No, ma'am, I think...
Brother, there must be a misunderstanding.
It's not a misunderstanding. That Gyaneshwar is a mistake.
Regardless of whether we find the watch, I'll get my revenge.
Revenge?
Not yet. He will be replaced.
My revenge will be complete the day they replace this headmaster.
Why does everyone here always talk in figures of speech?
I don't know.
- Kanchan! - Yes, ma'am.
Thank you.
Sir, what is this "billionaire course" drama?
I told Ravinder that he can't do it,
and he said, "Dad, if you don't pay me, I will sell a kidney."
Thankfully, the knife was blunt.
- Oh my. - Or else...
My Yusuf said,
"Dad, get married two more times."
"Then we will have three people."
"Then you and I will reach diamond level."
Return our money to us, right now.
- Yes, sir. Please. - That's all we want.
- It's our hard-earned money-- - Guys, guys, guys!
KB sir promised to turn us into billionaires in ten days.
There are still eight days left.
Until then, if two of you could join me, I would become diamond...
Calm down! Calm down! Everyone, please calm down!
Shiney sir, come on.
You are a teacher. How could you fall for his tricks?
- Exactly. - Say something, sir.
Sir, did you...?
He said it with such conviction.
That for you, the price is 4,999.
For the first 25 people, it's 999.
Anyone could fall for it.
Wait, wait a minute. What did you just say, sir?
From 4,999, he went straight to 999?
Exactly, anyone would find that enticing...
Where is this Bindra staying, sir?
Where were you, man?
You oiled me up and left.
My body has tightened up again.
Make sure you get every single knot.
What the hell are you doing?!
Remember this?
The device to solve all problems and get rid of your stress.
This device will get rid of your debt.
No matter how big your debt is, this device will reset it.
World famous in Haryana.
Brother, will this get rid of all of my debts?
Debts of your father, grandfather, and even great-grandfather. All of it.
This actually costs 9,999,
but only for all of you, it's 4,999.
And the first 25 people who pay me in cash
will only have to pay 999!
This is great! Let’s get it.
Half the village took on more debt to buy your debt reset device.
And yet, instead of people's debts going down,
everyone's debt doubled or tripled!
Now you're going to return everyone's money.
I will.
- Double what you took. - How will I double it?
And remember,
if you try to do something on the sly,
I am the meekest person from my village.
He got two and a half out of ten in physics.
He got three in bio.
And one in chemistry.
There was only one kid in class
who scored lower than Naren on the Science Unit Test.
That kid wrote that the SI unit of mass
was Allu Arjun.
Don't worry, sir.
From now on, he won't be allowed to go out.
His mother told me that he goes out with his friends every single day.
I will deal with you once he leaves.
You think becoming a doctor is easy?
You need to study for 16 hours every single day.
That's how you become a doctor.
- You need to study so much-- - Naren...
can't become a doctor, Bishnu.
Why would you say that, sir?
I'm not saying that. Your son said it himself.
Look, he doesn't have any interest or aptitude for science.
Even if he somehow clears the exam in the future,
he will never be a good doctor.
So what will he become, sir?
Every other day, Naren doesn't just...
go hang out with his friends.
You want to make food?
I worked day and night
so that you could go to school, and you want to cook food?
No, Bishnu!
Sir...
I never got the opportunity to go to school.
That is why I sent him.
I bought him textbooks, enrolled him in tutoring,
even bought him a computer,
so he could grow up
to be an influential person.
But he...
all he'll ever be...
all he'll ever be is another Bishnu Tamang, sir.
Who said Bishnu Tamang is not an influential person?
An orphan boy who came here from Darjeeling
now runs the most famous Chinese restaurant in this area.
You built your own business and your reputation, Bishnu.
Naren can't say it to you,
but you are his hero.
He wants to be another Bishnu Tamang.
But what about his studies, sir?
Yes, that's very important.
But he should study in a culinary school instead of a medical school.
Vikas Khanna and Sanjeev Kapoor are just chefs, too, aren't they?
Our country doesn't just need doctors and engineers.
It also needs chefs, lawyers, and teachers.
But, sir, can my Naren compete on that level?
You should decide that for yourself.
Try this.
It's good.
Add some more soy sauce next time.
Okay?
He wrote "Harippa" instead of "Harappa civilization." This Gurmeet...
Sir! You should be ashamed of yourself.
The gents' toilet was closed. It was an emergency, so I had to use it.
What are you talking about?
Chandi Ram, Dheeraj, come in.
Tirath bhai has told us everything.
How could you steal an innocent young child's watch?
Now you will be the one who buys a new watch for them.
Wait, wait, wait a minute.
Why would I steal anyone's watch?
I went to Tirath to sell my own watch!
To buy that KBCC.
You shouldn't accuse an innocent player of match fixing.
Look at this.
This is the receipt.
It's the original receipt
for the first copy of the watch from Switzerland.
Then where is Chandi Ram's watch?
Sorry, I am having trouble understanding you at the moment.
Please check your network connection.
Dheeraj?
You idiot!
We could have both kept the watch.
Why did you wear it to school?
How else would I complete my steps?
So, you did use the duster after all.
No, sir,
apart from the dread of the duster,
the drum of discipline has dozens of other tunes to play.
I searched patiently...
and searching Dheeraj was the answer.
A figure of speech with a pun and an alliteration.
And it's also a hyperbole.
I will take this.
Sir?
She just took down your figures of speech with style.
She is new. She will learn with time.
Sometimes, fear is necessary.
Your 2,000 rupees.
Your 4,000 rupees.
Your mother's mangalsutra.
So?
What you said about being inspired by me...
was that a lie, too?
Would I lie to you, Mr. Tarakeshwar?
Gyaneshwar.
Hey! Lickshaw!
For the rickshaw...
KB sir? KB sir?
The ten million rupees that I will receive next week,
will it be put into my savings account or current account?
Let's go.
Sir? Sir! Sir!
I thought we found our role model,
now the kids will get better marks.
Now, where will we find
Adarsh's new ideal idol?
There is one person, sir.
A role model is not someone who shows off with stolen money.
A role model is someone
who builds their own place in society through hard work and dedication.
So please welcome the owner of Hakka Haveli.
Mr. Bishnu Tamang!
Unlike all of you,
I haven't read many books.
But I have studied up on spices and condiments.
No matter what you want to do...
you need to give it your 100 percent.
Sir!
Sir...
I am sorry for yesterday.
I suspected you for no good reason.
It's fine.
Actually, Urmila ma'am said it so confidently...
I don't know why she hates you so much. I'm sorry.
What?
ORGANISED PROGRESS PARTY
WE WILL PICK FLOWERS FROM THE GARDEN AND RULE WITH DOMINANCE.
Ma'am?
Were you and Gyaneshwar sir going to get married?