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Hey
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Safe to say I'm the biggest
The largest
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Been steppin' on shit since my mama
Stayed In them apartments, regardless
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My daddy told me keep the heat
Even when I'm in foreigns, I'm heartless
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These niggas is hatin' on me
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Just because
I'm the biggest, the largest
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The biggest…
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Here she is! Voted sexiest physician
in New York City
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over the last six years, by me.
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It was unanimous.
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What's up, dummy? I missed you last night.
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I missed you too.
How many lives did you save?
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- Just three.
- Three? You're not counting me?
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You save my life every day.
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- I feel alive when I'm with you.
- Aw, you're so sweet.
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- You're clearly in a good mood.
- I am in a good mood.
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It's this Adweek article.
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- It's so good.
- Yes, look at my man!
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Your little lean over the desk
is real cute.
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No, no, it's not cute.
That's a power lean.
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I'm asserting my dominance.
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Means we're a power couple, babe.
A power couple.
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Speaking of that,
Mayo Clinic needs my decision ASAP.
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That's really big. That puts you
in position to be the head of surgery.
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I know, but it just doesn't feel right.
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Besides, I'm excited for this
next chapter of us here together.
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"Miami Bitches"?
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- I've been doing a lot of thinking.
- What's goin' on?
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- And I'm just… I'm ready to do this.
- What the fuck?
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You gotta be shittin' me.
I know you fuckin' lyin'.
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- Uh-uh.
- Babe, for real?
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What the fuck? No.
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That is not the answer I wanna hear after
saying I'm excited for our next chapter.
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Babe, no. I just got
a bunch of random text messages,
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and it ended with a dick doin' a windmill.
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- That's what I'm referrin' to.
- You're having an eventful morning.
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So I'm gonna let you handle that,
and you just holler at me later, okay?
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Okay, we'll talk later. Hey. Hey!
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I love you.
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- Love you.
- Savin' my life.
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- I'm heartless
- Clear!
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Hatin' on me just because
I'm the biggest, the largest
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The biggest, the largest, hey
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- Morning, Joe.
- How you doin'?
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- Hi, Joe.
- Good morning, Tracy.
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Amazing job on that presentation.
Super proud of you guys.
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- Oh, thanks.
- There he is.
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- Oh!
- Our new chief creative officer!
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No, Barry, don't do that. Don't jinx me.
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Nobody's made an official decision.
Put it back in your pants until they do.
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Everybody knows
you're the boss man's top pick.
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Just stop. What the fuck are you wearing?
What is that on your face?
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- These? Smart glasses.
- What?
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I'm building a campaign
for this bullshit wearables company.
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It's got Internet, I can listen to music.
And it records video.
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You're recording me right now?
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Don't look at me like that.
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Your eyes gettin' all weird. Are they
the Pervert 7000s? What the fuck?
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They have a whole suite of wearables.
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Look at this necklace.
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- That's a camera too?
- It's a sexy body cam.
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Oh, shit. Is that the campaign?
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- Absolutely not.
- Fuck, yeah.
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- No.
- Sexy body cam.
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But I'm not the audience.
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- See the world from between your nipples.
- Look, Barry, you gotta see this.
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I got added to a random group chat.
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- The hell is this?
- I don't know.
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Boys! Men! In 24 hours,
we touch down in Miami
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to give away Mason Moses.
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- Aka Emily's bitch!
- Aaah!
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- "Emily's bitch"?
- Show up with a good attitude.
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And yes, I'm talkin' to you, Hunter.
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No one gives a shit about your breakup,
you giant white pussy.
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I have secured a Deluxe BNB
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that can only be described as
"within our agreed-upon budget."
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Oh my God.
It looks like a goddamn prison cell.
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And, yeah, it looks sus.
But that's 'cause we're broke, okay?
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- What?
- But for three days, we get Mason!
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Before he puts his penis in dick jail.
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- Clink!
- You know what? I'm gonna help these guys.
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- What… what are you doing?
- "Hey, guys, my name is Joe."
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"Uh, one of you is an idiot,
and you can't type for shit,
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which is why I am in the chat."
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"No worries.
I was young and broke once too."
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"I come bearing gifts."
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"Here's… $200 via Venmo."
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"Consider your first round
of drinks on me."
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Did you actually just pay them?
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Yeah, I did.
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- Okay.
- Real recognizes real.
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These guys just don't stop.
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They're inviting me.
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- To Miami?
- Yeah, they want me to go.
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Joe, they're ready for you.
Terry can't wait to see your presentation.
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- You have the presentation ready?
- Yeah, of course.
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I got this.
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Each generation has a moment
where we define who we are.
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There's no cap.
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Where we see our ops gettin' dubs
and say, "Bet, we about to eat, fam."
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'Cause we on some vibey-type shit.
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And now that it's our time,
we're gonna rizz all over it.
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Unlimited Premium Vodka.
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Rizz up!
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- Barry?
- I don't stop
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Mmm?
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Rizz up.
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Oh, I don't need a clap.
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You don't have to clap.
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Ugh. That was so cringe.
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- Yeah.
- Sorry, Daniel, what'd you say?
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I said it was cringe, Joe.
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- Everybody, I'm gonna need the room, okay?
- Yeah.
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- All right. Let's, uh…
- Joe, could you hold back?
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You know, your last three campaigns,
they've been total misses for Gen Z.
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That Fanta ad where the two bottles
are talking about changing pronouns
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from "he" to "him"
to "refreshing" and "delicious,"
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I… What the fuck was that?
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- Just trying to be inclusive--
- I mean, the sales just tanked.
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The board has said that
if you can't land Unlimited as a client,
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then we're gonna have to do a pivot
and maybe bring in somebody younger
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for the chief creative officer
position, okay?
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Somebody like… you know, Daniel.
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- You're talkin' about that Daniel?
- Yeah.
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You just don't seem to get
youth culture anymore.
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I mean,
if we're gonna survive as an agency,
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we can't be seen as old.
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Then let me… let me win
the Unlimited campaign back.
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Give me a chance to win it back.
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Terry, give me 72 hours.
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Let me go get it.
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If you can land that Unlimited campaign,
then… the CCO is yours.
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But if you fuck me,
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you'll be out of a job.
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I will not fuck you.
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I can't lose this job.
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You always talk
about startin' your own shop.
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So maybe now is the moment, okay?
I'll come work for you.
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Barry, I say a lot of shit. Just because
I say it doesn't mean I'mma do it.
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I've been climbin' this corporate ladder
for ten years.
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Ten years I've been climbin' this ladder.
I'm not ready to jump off.
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More importantly, what the fuck
am I gonna say to Jen? She just moved in.
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Goddamn kids. No, guys.
They're tryin' to get me to come party.
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I'm not goin' to go party with a bunch
of 20-something-year-olds. No, thank you.
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…be the ADHD, or my personality…
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Oh, my.
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Barry, the group chat. The bachelor party.
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What about it?
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What if this is my opportunity
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to get feet first
in a manner like nobody else has?
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Matter of fact, my pitch, basically,
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is comin' from their mouths
straight to the CEO's.
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Are we sure you're actually invited?
Or are they just fucking with you?
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No, I'm not. So we put a feeler out.
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- A feeler. See what they say.
- Put out a feeler.
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"All right, guys, look, if you want me
to go, I'll consider on one condition."
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Oh, somebody's typin'.
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Oh, you fuckin' with me, huh?
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All right, well,
"How about if I foot the bill for this?"
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Hey! Have you seen my Just for Men?
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Yes, baby, it's right here,
but I don't think you need it.
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I like the silver fox look.
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No, when them grays start popping,
you gotta take it down.
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- That's why I need it. Was it downstairs?
- Yes.
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Leavin' stuff all over the place.
Losin' my mind.
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- Okay, well, what are you packing for?
- Uh…
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- I don't want you to panic. Be cool.
- Okay.
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- Yeah?
- Mm-hmm.
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- I didn't get the promotion.
- Wait, what?
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- The pitch tanked.
- What happened?
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- Terry feels like I'm gettin' too old.
- Damn!
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- I'm sorry, baby.
- It's fine. Right?
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Like, I don't really agree
with the whole "I'm gettin' old" thing,
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but, uh… that's how he feels, you know?
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I think that's nuts. Ouch.
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But it is what it is.
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But it's cool, that gives me a second
to kinda reprioritize things in my life.
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Get myself together, think about
things that are important to me as a man.
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When I talk about takin' a leap,
it means change.
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You cannot be afraid of change.
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I think that I'm at a… a point
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where I just wanna make
better decisions for us.
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- Yes.
- Do more for us.
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- Yes. Yes.
- Be more for us.
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I'mma go to Miami.
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What?
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Remember the group chat where
I had the guys in there? I'm gonna go.
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I think I can fix this pitch
by studying them in Miami.
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So you're gonna go
to a stranger's bachelor party?
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Yeah.
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I feel like a fool.
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Oh, sh…
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Okay.
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Hey, you didn't think
I was proposin', did you?
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Yes! The commitment, settling down?
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Come on, now, what about
those things scream "proposal"?
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Joe, you're on one knee.
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Yeah, uh, 'cause
I'm puttin' stuff in my bag.
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Okay, wait. Okay.
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Oh, God.
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Babe, I don't think you understand
the magnitude of what's going on,
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so just let me… let me
break it down for you, okay?
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I am in jeopardy of losing my job.
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That means my plan
for our future together is in shambles.
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I'm sorry, babe.
The last thing on my mind is marriage.
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Excuse me?
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What did you say?
What does that even mean?
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We're kids. Like, we're so young.
Why are you--
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- We're not kids.
- What is happening right now?
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What do you want me to do, hmm?
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You want me to wait around
for you to grow up?
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Please don't make me do that.
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I really hope
you enjoy that bachelor party.
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Well, that means a lot. Thank you.
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Come down, come down to Miami
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Come down, come down to Miami
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Come down, come down to Miami
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Hey, babe. Just touched down in Miami.
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I'm feeling a little bit weird
about the way that we left things.
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I just want you know that I love you.
Call me when you can.
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- Come down, come down to Miami
- Hey!
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It's the fake freshman!
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- Hey, guys.
- What's up, unc?
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- You good?
- Yeah, sounded like you said "unc."
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- Oh, well, I… I did.
- Yeah.
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- OG.
- Okay.
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I don't know who's who. You're
just a bunch of numbers in my phone.
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I got you. Uh, I'm Nick, best man.
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- Hey. Okay?
- Okay. Got it.
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This racially ambiguous pussy
is the bride-to-be,
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my best friend, Mason Moses.
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Mason Moses. How you doin'?
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- Nice to meet you.
- Hey, he's taking a big step, man.
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- I'm real proud of you, dawg.
- Thank you.
00:11:05.021 --> 00:11:05.980 align:center
Shut the fuck up, bitch.
00:11:06.063 --> 00:11:09.563 align:center
I'm not proud of you for shit. Getting
married's for pussies. You're a big pussy.
00:11:09.646 --> 00:11:10.980 align:center
Anyways, uh, this is Hunter.
00:11:11.063 --> 00:11:12.896 align:center
- Yeah.
- More of a gatherer, but good guy.
00:11:12.980 --> 00:11:14.480 align:center
Hunter. How are you, man?
00:11:14.563 --> 00:11:15.771 align:center
- How are ya?
- Good.
00:11:16.271 --> 00:11:18.438 align:center
Is there a last name,
or is it just Hunter?
00:11:18.521 --> 00:11:20.980 align:center
It was gonna be Mr. Matthews
if things had worked out.
00:11:21.063 --> 00:11:23.063 align:center
Bro, fuck her, dawg. Let it go.
00:11:23.146 --> 00:11:25.438 align:center
That sounds really nice, actually.
I would love to fuck her.
00:11:25.521 --> 00:11:27.938 align:center
- You were gonna take her last name?
- Yeah, why wouldn't I?
00:11:28.855 --> 00:11:29.938 align:center
Be the honor of my life.
00:11:31.063 --> 00:11:32.896 align:center
Okay. Got it. Hunter.
00:11:32.980 --> 00:11:34.813 align:center
- Hunter it is.
- Yeah, and then there's, uh…
00:11:34.896 --> 00:11:36.813 align:center
Oh, where the fuck is Freshman?
00:11:36.896 --> 00:11:38.146 align:center
Oh!
00:11:38.230 --> 00:11:39.521 align:center
- Bad dog!
- Whoa.
00:11:43.063 --> 00:11:46.021 align:center
Hey. Don't go over there.
There's a dog over there. He is not happy.
00:11:46.105 --> 00:11:47.896 align:center
I tried to climb that fence,
but I couldn't.
00:11:47.980 --> 00:11:49.605 align:center
You didn't have to do all that.
Joe's here.
00:11:49.688 --> 00:11:51.063 align:center
He's got the code. He'll let us in.
00:11:51.146 --> 00:11:53.105 align:center
- Oh.
- Joe, this is Freshman.
00:11:53.188 --> 00:11:54.980 align:center
Oh, you old. Like, vintage.
00:11:55.855 --> 00:11:57.688 align:center
- Freshman, huh?
- Mm-hmm.
00:11:57.771 --> 00:11:59.313 align:center
Why they call you Freshman?
00:11:59.396 --> 00:12:01.771 align:center
Nobody knows for real.
It's been so long, we've all forgotten.
00:12:01.855 --> 00:12:04.230 align:center
We call you Freshman
'cause you repeated freshman year.
00:12:04.313 --> 00:12:05.438 align:center
Oh!
00:12:05.521 --> 00:12:07.521 align:center
Yeah, it was…
it was way harder the second time.
00:12:07.605 --> 00:12:09.855 align:center
- They added letters to the math.
- Aah.
00:12:09.938 --> 00:12:11.771 align:center
- Yeah.
- What do you say we check out the spot?
00:12:11.855 --> 00:12:14.230 align:center
- Absolutely, right?
- Let us in, Joe. Come on.
00:12:14.313 --> 00:12:15.271 align:center
Let's, uh… check it out.
00:12:15.355 --> 00:12:17.188 align:center
Whoo, baby-baby
00:12:17.271 --> 00:12:19.146 align:center
Smells like money
00:12:19.230 --> 00:12:21.563 align:center
Open my wallet…
00:12:21.646 --> 00:12:23.563 align:center
Hey, y'all think this real gold?
00:12:23.646 --> 00:12:26.563 align:center
- Don't blow the lights, dawg!
- Shit!
00:12:26.646 --> 00:12:28.146 align:center
Whoa, look at the backyard, bro!
00:12:28.230 --> 00:12:30.646 align:center
- Looks like a football field.
- This room is insane.
00:12:30.730 --> 00:12:33.855 align:center
Get mine, get mine, get mine
Get yours, bitch, I'mma get mine
00:12:33.938 --> 00:12:38.063 align:center
- Get up, get up, get up…
- Mason, look! It's like a forest out here!
00:12:38.146 --> 00:12:39.521 align:center
With no trees.
00:12:39.605 --> 00:12:41.313 align:center
Smell like money
00:12:41.396 --> 00:12:44.188 align:center
Hey, guys! Can we live here forever?
00:12:44.271 --> 00:12:45.271 align:center
Please?
00:12:45.355 --> 00:12:48.271 align:center
Hey, what'd I say? Paradise, right?
00:12:48.355 --> 00:12:50.063 align:center
- Whoo!
- Yes, sir.
00:12:50.146 --> 00:12:52.688 align:center
Yo. All right, listen. Let's talk about
the itinerary for tonight.
00:12:52.771 --> 00:12:55.605 align:center
We gotta make some bad decisions.
We gotta get Mason arrested, okay?
00:12:55.688 --> 00:12:58.230 align:center
So, tonight, party bus.
We tear up South Beach.
00:12:58.313 --> 00:12:59.646 align:center
- No survivors.
- Hmm!
00:12:59.730 --> 00:13:02.938 align:center
Then, tomorrow morning, we grilling
and chilling by the pool. No survivors.
00:13:03.021 --> 00:13:04.980 align:center
- Uh-huh.
- Nick, I like where you at, man.
00:13:05.063 --> 00:13:06.896 align:center
This y'all first time partying
with the big dog.
00:13:06.980 --> 00:13:09.480 align:center
- Ooh!
- Yeah. And I plan on bein' off the leash.
00:13:09.563 --> 00:13:11.855 align:center
So I could bite anybody.
00:13:11.938 --> 00:13:13.480 align:center
Gotta kick it off with a big bang.
00:13:13.563 --> 00:13:15.813 align:center
Pow! Pow! Got a gift for y'all.
00:13:15.896 --> 00:13:17.605 align:center
Oh, you ain't gotta do that. That's--
00:13:17.688 --> 00:13:18.855 align:center
No, I had to.
00:13:18.938 --> 00:13:21.105 align:center
We gonna party, we got to party right.
00:13:21.188 --> 00:13:22.230 align:center
Yeah.
00:13:22.313 --> 00:13:23.688 align:center
Let me get it. Let me get my--
00:13:23.771 --> 00:13:25.605 align:center
- Up.
- No, I got it. There you go.
00:13:25.688 --> 00:13:26.730 align:center
- Wow.
- Oh, okay.
00:13:26.813 --> 00:13:29.355 align:center
There you go.
You said you don't wanna survive, right?
00:13:29.438 --> 00:13:31.730 align:center
Whoomp, there it is.
00:13:31.813 --> 00:13:34.313 align:center
- Ooh…
- No survivors!
00:13:34.396 --> 00:13:36.188 align:center
Damn! Okay.
00:13:36.271 --> 00:13:38.730 align:center
You know
they sell alcohol here too, right?
00:13:38.813 --> 00:13:41.730 align:center
- Thank you, bro, for all the booze.
- Yeah.
00:13:42.480 --> 00:13:44.938 align:center
- It's maybe too much?
- No, man, ain't no such thing.
00:13:45.021 --> 00:13:47.271 align:center
- Just told you, you with the big dog now.
- Right.
00:13:47.355 --> 00:13:49.730 align:center
It's my job to make sure
you guys have a good time.
00:13:49.813 --> 00:13:50.855 align:center
- Thanks.
- I mean that.
00:13:50.938 --> 00:13:54.271 align:center
Sure, it's a little bit weird
that this old man got us all this alcohol,
00:13:54.355 --> 00:13:57.271 align:center
but this little man got
a big wallet, boys.
00:13:57.355 --> 00:13:59.438 align:center
He's flexin'. Thank you, bro.
We appreciate it.
00:13:59.521 --> 00:14:00.396 align:center
- Hey!
- Oh!
00:14:00.480 --> 00:14:02.063 align:center
Mmm. He said it.
00:14:02.146 --> 00:14:03.646 align:center
He a little angry leprechaun.
00:14:04.563 --> 00:14:07.855 align:center
Nick, I meant to ask you, man. I saw
that invite video. It was really good.
00:14:07.938 --> 00:14:09.230 align:center
- Oh, thanks.
- Is that your gig?
00:14:09.313 --> 00:14:13.063 align:center
Oh, no, Nick's unemployed.
This weekend is basically his whole life.
00:14:13.146 --> 00:14:14.146 align:center
Oh.
00:14:14.230 --> 00:14:16.480 align:center
Just like Elizabeth was mine. Heh.
00:14:16.563 --> 00:14:19.688 align:center
Yeah, you know what? I'm not unemployed.
I'm just in between careers.
00:14:19.771 --> 00:14:21.396 align:center
- You and E broke up?
- Yeah, man.
00:14:21.480 --> 00:14:23.938 align:center
That was the love of your life, man.
She was perfect.
00:14:24.021 --> 00:14:25.063 align:center
That must've hurt.
00:14:25.146 --> 00:14:27.521 align:center
Just saying, guys, it's gonna be
a lot of tears this weekend.
00:14:27.605 --> 00:14:28.646 align:center
Hey, fuck that. No tears.
00:14:28.730 --> 00:14:30.313 align:center
May turn this bitch into Eat, Pray, Love.
00:14:30.396 --> 00:14:32.605 align:center
Hey, hey, hey! Hey! Hey!
00:14:33.105 --> 00:14:36.271 align:center
I just told y'all the big dog is here.
Come on, now!
00:14:36.355 --> 00:14:38.688 align:center
If anything, it's gonna be tears of joy.
You hear me?
00:14:38.771 --> 00:14:40.813 align:center
And you already know the vibes.
00:14:40.896 --> 00:14:42.605 align:center
Got him.
00:14:43.896 --> 00:14:45.646 align:center
Aah! Look, I'm gonna make drinks.
00:14:45.730 --> 00:14:47.813 align:center
You wanna get things started,
do it yourself.
00:14:47.896 --> 00:14:51.105 align:center
Four… Rob Roys.
00:14:51.188 --> 00:14:52.230 align:center
Yeah. Shaken, not stirred.
00:14:52.313 --> 00:14:54.730 align:center
I'm gonna make sure he's not drugging us.
00:14:54.813 --> 00:14:55.813 align:center
- Yep.
- Good idea.
00:14:55.896 --> 00:14:58.313 align:center
- Uh…
- This place is nuts.
00:14:58.396 --> 00:15:00.271 align:center
- Joe! How you doing, bro?
- Hey.
00:15:00.355 --> 00:15:02.938 align:center
- I'm good, man. This is cool.
- Yeah. Yeah.
00:15:03.021 --> 00:15:05.771 align:center
I just wanted to tell you, bro,
uh, it's really weird that you came.
00:15:05.855 --> 00:15:08.813 align:center
- Really?
- I had no idea you were, like, 50.
00:15:08.896 --> 00:15:10.021 align:center
No, man, I'm 40.
00:15:10.105 --> 00:15:14.230 align:center
Oh, 40, yeah.
That's… that's still so many years to be.
00:15:14.313 --> 00:15:17.188 align:center
No, man, 40 is the new 20.
00:15:17.271 --> 00:15:18.105 align:center
It's a lot.
00:15:18.188 --> 00:15:19.938 align:center
Look, man, if I offended you in the chat,
00:15:20.021 --> 00:15:21.980 align:center
I just wanted to say I'm sorry.
00:15:22.063 --> 00:15:24.563 align:center
I was just messin' around.
I hope you didn't take that seriously.
00:15:24.646 --> 00:15:25.813 align:center
Joe. Joe, we're good.
00:15:25.896 --> 00:15:27.771 align:center
- Okay.
- It's like I'm hanging with my dad.
00:15:27.855 --> 00:15:28.855 align:center
Or not.
00:15:28.938 --> 00:15:33.021 align:center
Listen, all I'm trying to say is this
is me and Mason's, like, last hang
00:15:33.105 --> 00:15:35.771 align:center
before he does this crazy marriage thing.
00:15:35.855 --> 00:15:37.355 align:center
- He going to jail, pretty much.
- Mmm.
00:15:37.438 --> 00:15:38.396 align:center
That woman is scary.
00:15:38.480 --> 00:15:40.146 align:center
- She not gonna let him out the house.
- Yeah.
00:15:40.230 --> 00:15:41.855 align:center
It's a big deal that
we spend time together
00:15:41.938 --> 00:15:44.188 align:center
and kinda keep this a perfect weekend.
00:15:44.271 --> 00:15:47.230 align:center
I get it, but I wanna let you know
so you can be more comfortable.
00:15:47.313 --> 00:15:49.146 align:center
- I'm here to hang with the gang.
- Okay.
00:15:49.230 --> 00:15:51.188 align:center
I ain't here to get in the way.
I'm out the way.
00:15:51.271 --> 00:15:54.896 align:center
And if I ever get in the way, then you
pull me to the side and say, "Joe, move."
00:15:54.980 --> 00:15:55.896 align:center
- Okay?
- Okay.
00:15:55.980 --> 00:15:58.438 align:center
- I'm pickin' up what you're layin' down.
- All right. We good?
00:15:58.521 --> 00:16:01.313 align:center
- Yeah, we good. This is great.
- Come on, Joe. All right.
00:16:01.396 --> 00:16:05.021 align:center
Hey, we ain't going nowhere
until y'all finish these Rob Roys!
00:16:06.313 --> 00:16:07.688 align:center
All right, Joe.
00:16:09.230 --> 00:16:10.230 align:center
You--
00:16:10.730 --> 00:16:12.063 align:center
I know you fucking lying.
00:16:12.146 --> 00:16:13.980 align:center
I mean, come on, Joe.
00:16:15.730 --> 00:16:17.146 align:center
Fuck, man!
00:16:17.646 --> 00:16:19.813 align:center
You just-- Oh, that's terrific.
00:16:19.896 --> 00:16:22.146 align:center
We can find somewhere to go
in this Miami book.
00:16:22.230 --> 00:16:23.480 align:center
Freshman, where'd you get that?
00:16:23.563 --> 00:16:26.188 align:center
A lady at the airport gave it to me.
She was nice.
00:16:27.188 --> 00:16:28.438 align:center
Bro, this is in Arabic.
00:16:28.521 --> 00:16:31.105 align:center
- And it got pictures in it.
- Hey, if you like it, I love it.
00:16:34.230 --> 00:16:36.480 align:center
- Dale, dale
- Get nasty, get freaky
00:16:36.563 --> 00:16:38.813 align:center
- You sexy, you fine
- Okay
00:16:38.896 --> 00:16:40.146 align:center
- Go, go, go
- Go
00:16:40.230 --> 00:16:41.313 align:center
Go, girl
00:16:41.396 --> 00:16:43.105 align:center
Go, go, go, girl
00:16:43.813 --> 00:16:45.521 align:center
Oh, God.
00:17:01.480 --> 00:17:03.521 align:center
Hey, Jaze, we recorded this earlier.
00:17:04.105 --> 00:17:05.105 align:center
At the old mansion.
00:17:05.188 --> 00:17:07.563 align:center
Some guy walked in
the boss's summer closet.
00:17:07.646 --> 00:17:09.688 align:center
- He's got a lot of nerve.
- Ah, fuck.
00:17:09.771 --> 00:17:12.771 align:center
- Okay, did you lock the door?
- Just like you said, yeah.
00:17:12.855 --> 00:17:15.146 align:center
- And you put that little label on it?
- Yeah.
00:17:15.230 --> 00:17:17.146 align:center
He's taking the boss's clothes.
00:17:17.230 --> 00:17:19.271 align:center
All right. Relax. It's okay, man.
00:17:19.355 --> 00:17:22.688 align:center
If I knew using Deluxe BNB would
attract renters that were such assholes,
00:17:22.771 --> 00:17:24.480 align:center
I would not have used Deluxe BNB.
00:17:24.980 --> 00:17:27.021 align:center
We're gonna turn this into a win.
That's what we do.
00:17:27.105 --> 00:17:29.146 align:center
Keep his security deposit,
double his cleaning fee,
00:17:29.230 --> 00:17:31.230 align:center
charge for repairs,
upsell him on the missing items.
00:17:31.313 --> 00:17:33.563 align:center
- You got it, boss.
- One more thing.
00:17:36.438 --> 00:17:38.146 align:center
I want you to watch this guy.
00:17:38.896 --> 00:17:40.271 align:center
Oh, shit, here she comes.
00:17:44.188 --> 00:17:47.521 align:center
I don't know. I feel ridiculous, but this
is all I could find on such short notice.
00:17:47.605 --> 00:17:49.521 align:center
Nah, man, you look like a bad genie.
00:17:51.021 --> 00:17:52.730 align:center
- I like it.
- Yeah?
00:17:52.813 --> 00:17:54.188 align:center
He looks great, right, guys?
00:17:54.688 --> 00:17:56.938 align:center
Yeah, man, you look like shorter Pitbull.
00:18:03.855 --> 00:18:05.480 align:center
Yeah.
00:18:06.563 --> 00:18:07.771 align:center
Gotta get two.
00:18:08.646 --> 00:18:10.730 align:center
- Oh, we gotta get beer.
- What about this?
00:18:10.813 --> 00:18:12.021 align:center
- Prosecco?
- Yeah.
00:18:12.105 --> 00:18:13.313 align:center
No. Know what that is?
00:18:13.396 --> 00:18:14.813 align:center
- This is my mom drink.
- Exactly,.
00:18:14.896 --> 00:18:16.230 align:center
Note to self.
00:18:16.313 --> 00:18:19.480 align:center
The younger generation.
You know, it's not just about the product,
00:18:19.563 --> 00:18:21.563 align:center
but it's about what they mix
with the product.
00:18:21.646 --> 00:18:22.563 align:center
What's the right drink?
00:18:22.646 --> 00:18:24.480 align:center
Hey, what's up, Joe?
00:18:24.563 --> 00:18:26.063 align:center
- Hey.
- What was that?
00:18:26.146 --> 00:18:27.938 align:center
I was about to make a call. Just… Nothin'.
00:18:28.021 --> 00:18:28.980 align:center
And what's that?
00:18:29.063 --> 00:18:30.396 align:center
Oh, necessary.
00:18:30.480 --> 00:18:32.188 align:center
- Yeah.
- Oh, okay. Whatever, man.
00:18:32.271 --> 00:18:34.646 align:center
I'm just noticing you're not
buying a lot of alcohol. So…
00:18:34.730 --> 00:18:36.313 align:center
What's your deal? You… you more of a…
00:18:38.396 --> 00:18:39.271 align:center
Do I have allergies?
00:18:39.355 --> 00:18:42.521 align:center
- I don't understand what you're asking me.
- Cocaine! Do you do cocaine?
00:18:42.605 --> 00:18:44.021 align:center
No! I'm not no cocaine guy.
00:18:44.105 --> 00:18:45.480 align:center
It's my rule. No more cocaine.
00:18:45.563 --> 00:18:47.646 align:center
Last time I did it,
I was watchin' the Scarface movie.
00:18:47.730 --> 00:18:50.730 align:center
While I was watching the movie, my wires
got crossed. I ended up blacking out.
00:18:50.813 --> 00:18:54.313 align:center
I don't know. I turn into a different
guy when I do cocaine. So no cocaine.
00:18:54.396 --> 00:18:55.605 align:center
It happens to me too.
00:18:55.688 --> 00:18:57.688 align:center
- With Chinese food.
- Oh, that's bad.
00:18:57.771 --> 00:19:01.230 align:center
What do you do? Do you do, like,
the… the eyes and the voice?
00:19:01.313 --> 00:19:03.313 align:center
Like, "Ooh… wha… whaaa…"
00:19:03.396 --> 00:19:04.896 align:center
- "Aah…"
- Are you… No! What?
00:19:04.980 --> 00:19:07.105 align:center
- Are you outta your mind?
- Yeah, you can't.
00:19:07.188 --> 00:19:08.771 align:center
Not in today's time. They'll cancel you.
00:19:08.855 --> 00:19:10.396 align:center
- Jesus.
- Sorry.
00:19:10.480 --> 00:19:13.646 align:center
First time she cheated on me, I said,
"Fine. You know what? Everyone gets one."
00:19:13.730 --> 00:19:17.438 align:center
Right? Second time? Okay. Third time,
it's starting to feel like a pattern.
00:19:17.521 --> 00:19:20.521 align:center
That third time, I was like,
"He's really a bitch, man."
00:19:21.355 --> 00:19:22.271 align:center
- Yeah.
- All right.
00:19:22.355 --> 00:19:24.355 align:center
You gotta understand, that's crazy, dawg.
00:19:24.438 --> 00:19:25.771 align:center
Well… you don't have to say that.
00:19:25.855 --> 00:19:27.771 align:center
And, like, at least it was, like,
a Black guy, so…
00:19:27.855 --> 00:19:29.980 align:center
- That was cool. Like, she was inclusive.
- Yeah.
00:19:30.063 --> 00:19:31.146 align:center
- You know?
- It's diversity.
00:19:31.230 --> 00:19:33.063 align:center
Yeah. She a nice person for that, dawg.
00:19:33.146 --> 00:19:34.063 align:center
Okay.
00:19:34.980 --> 00:19:36.938 align:center
What you… No, no, no, no.
00:19:37.021 --> 00:19:38.396 align:center
Your money's no good here.
00:19:38.896 --> 00:19:40.313 align:center
That's gold.
00:19:40.396 --> 00:19:42.313 align:center
Gold 'cause I'm bold, okay?
00:19:42.396 --> 00:19:43.980 align:center
These young guys want it, they get it.
00:19:44.063 --> 00:19:45.771 align:center
- Hey. Oh no.
- Uh, you gon' get it.
00:19:45.855 --> 00:19:47.646 align:center
What kind… How this cap on?
What you gotta do?
00:19:47.730 --> 00:19:49.688 align:center
- Just twist it.
- Twist it, now? Get outta here.
00:19:49.771 --> 00:19:53.188 align:center
I remember when I was doin' it comin' up,
it was just a simple snap and pop. Okay?
00:19:53.271 --> 00:19:54.313 align:center
Mmm.
00:19:54.396 --> 00:19:55.438 align:center
Oh.
00:19:56.105 --> 00:19:57.146 align:center
You doing the whole bottle?
00:19:58.230 --> 00:20:00.063 align:center
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
00:20:00.563 --> 00:20:03.063 align:center
Yeah, see, what you gotta do
is coat your stomach.
00:20:03.146 --> 00:20:05.730 align:center
But that's not enough.
Now you throw the real coat on.
00:20:05.813 --> 00:20:08.271 align:center
- You're not gonna drink both.
- No, you got to do it.
00:20:08.355 --> 00:20:10.313 align:center
Number two, what you gon' do?
00:20:10.396 --> 00:20:12.146 align:center
- No, Joe.
- Oh, come on, man.
00:20:12.646 --> 00:20:14.396 align:center
- Oh, my God.
- I don't think that's safe, man.
00:20:15.438 --> 00:20:16.563 align:center
Mmm.
00:20:17.480 --> 00:20:18.980 align:center
- You all right?
- Yep.
00:20:19.063 --> 00:20:20.146 align:center
- Ugh.
- Jesus.
00:20:20.896 --> 00:20:22.855 align:center
That's that, brother. We keep it up! Yeah!
00:20:22.938 --> 00:20:23.771 align:center
Oh!
00:20:23.855 --> 00:20:25.480 align:center
Hey, Joe, can I offer you some ZYN?
00:20:25.563 --> 00:20:27.355 align:center
- I'm sorry?
- See, Joe, I'mma do two.
00:20:27.438 --> 00:20:28.313 align:center
Lower deck.
00:20:28.396 --> 00:20:29.938 align:center
- Oh, shit!
- Upper deck.
00:20:30.021 --> 00:20:31.688 align:center
If you gonna do two, then I'mma do three.
00:20:31.771 --> 00:20:32.771 align:center
Oh!
00:20:32.855 --> 00:20:35.313 align:center
Run a triangle offense.
Two at the top, one at the bottom.
00:20:35.396 --> 00:20:38.146 align:center
I'm going Chicago Bulls.
Championship squad.
00:20:38.230 --> 00:20:40.688 align:center
Scottie Pippen, Toni Kukoč,
they at the top. Mmm?
00:20:40.771 --> 00:20:42.105 align:center
Mmm? Right there.
00:20:42.188 --> 00:20:45.813 align:center
I'mma put Michael Jordan in the paint.
Here you go. Fly.
00:20:45.896 --> 00:20:49.313 align:center
- They're supposed to sit on your gums.
- Oh, okay. I'll put it down there, then.
00:20:49.396 --> 00:20:51.188 align:center
- But I can drink with it, right?
- Yes, you can.
00:20:51.271 --> 00:20:54.021 align:center
- Why don't we keep it up? Yeah.
- Pour me up. Pour me up, pour me up.
00:20:54.105 --> 00:20:55.688 align:center
- Let's keep it goin'.
- Let me get that.
00:20:55.771 --> 00:20:56.938 align:center
Hey, hey, hey. Joe, Joe, Joe.
00:20:57.021 --> 00:20:58.855 align:center
- Joe.
- Come on, man. I ain't gonna post it.
00:20:58.938 --> 00:21:01.230 align:center
- What are you gonna do with it?
- I ain't been out like this.
00:21:01.313 --> 00:21:03.146 align:center
- Are you gonna jerk off to that later?
- What?
00:21:03.230 --> 00:21:05.438 align:center
Guys, guys. Let Joe get his video.
00:21:05.521 --> 00:21:09.188 align:center
But after that,
no phones, no social media.
00:21:09.271 --> 00:21:10.771 align:center
Yeah, just have fun!
00:21:10.855 --> 00:21:12.980 align:center
- Yeah!
- Whoo!
00:21:15.355 --> 00:21:17.521 align:center
Fuck, yeah! Hell, yeah!
00:21:17.605 --> 00:21:19.938 align:center
Listen up, boys. Hey.
Time to do emotional check-ins.
00:21:20.021 --> 00:21:22.521 align:center
- The fuck is that?
- Emotional check-ins before we go out.
00:21:22.605 --> 00:21:24.230 align:center
- Come on.
- Make sure everyone's copacetic.
00:21:24.313 --> 00:21:25.896 align:center
I'm sorry, I don't… I don't follow.
00:21:25.980 --> 00:21:27.230 align:center
I'll start. Um…
00:21:27.313 --> 00:21:30.438 align:center
Ooh! I feel appreciated.
00:21:30.521 --> 00:21:31.730 align:center
- Mmm!
- Good.
00:21:31.813 --> 00:21:35.021 align:center
- I'm feeling grateful.
- Ah, I like that.
00:21:35.105 --> 00:21:37.521 align:center
- Boys' trip, Miami, bachelor party.
- Yeah!
00:21:37.605 --> 00:21:38.730 align:center
I feel Miami.
00:21:38.813 --> 00:21:41.355 align:center
- All right.
- It's more of a city than a feeling, but…
00:21:41.438 --> 00:21:43.188 align:center
But I do though. I feel Miami.
00:21:43.271 --> 00:21:46.896 align:center
- If he feels Miami…
- I'm, uh, feeling a little emasculated.
00:21:46.980 --> 00:21:48.021 align:center
You got circumcised?
00:21:49.188 --> 00:21:51.021 align:center
Hey, Joe, how you feeling, man?
00:21:52.105 --> 00:21:53.646 align:center
- Hmm?
- How you feelin'?
00:21:54.521 --> 00:21:56.146 align:center
Oh, with the…
00:21:56.855 --> 00:21:58.688 align:center
- Pass.
- Pass?
00:21:58.771 --> 00:22:00.355 align:center
I don't wanna be in no therapy session.
00:22:00.438 --> 00:22:02.563 align:center
I understand that it can be scary
to share emotions,
00:22:02.646 --> 00:22:04.313 align:center
especially with people you just met,
00:22:04.396 --> 00:22:07.646 align:center
but it took a lot of courage for Freshman
to tell us that he was feeling Miami.
00:22:07.730 --> 00:22:09.146 align:center
- That was big of you, bro.
- Thanks.
00:22:09.230 --> 00:22:11.146 align:center
I'm feeling lit.
You want one, there you go.
00:22:11.230 --> 00:22:12.313 align:center
I'm gonna keep gettin' lit.
00:22:12.396 --> 00:22:14.646 align:center
Pow! Hold on. Pow!
00:22:14.730 --> 00:22:15.813 align:center
Yeah.
00:22:15.896 --> 00:22:18.521 align:center
- Question. My lip's startin' to get numb.
- That's normal.
00:22:18.605 --> 00:22:21.063 align:center
Like, this shit right here
is startin' to shut down a bit.
00:22:21.146 --> 00:22:22.605 align:center
But… that's what it's supposed to be?
00:22:22.688 --> 00:22:25.480 align:center
- Have you been swallowing them?
- Scottie Pippen and Toni Kukoč gone.
00:22:25.563 --> 00:22:28.021 align:center
You swallowed Scottie Pippen
and Toni Kukoč?
00:22:28.105 --> 00:22:30.021 align:center
- You feel fine? You're fine.
- I can keep drinkin'.
00:22:30.105 --> 00:22:31.313 align:center
- Oh, we drinkin'.
- Yeah!
00:22:31.396 --> 00:22:33.855 align:center
Everybody else in here thinkin'.
I'm the only one drinkin'.
00:22:33.938 --> 00:22:35.021 align:center
I feel Miami!
00:22:35.105 --> 00:22:37.146 align:center
I let shorty clean the pendants
00:22:37.230 --> 00:22:38.480 align:center
I'm a diamond in the rough
00:22:38.563 --> 00:22:40.980 align:center
- 24 carats, VV's in the slugs
- Uh! Hey!
00:22:41.063 --> 00:22:42.813 align:center
Rings go off
Like Michael with the glove
00:22:42.896 --> 00:22:45.105 align:center
Only one mobbin'
With designers and the thugs
00:22:45.188 --> 00:22:47.438 align:center
When we shop at Rick Owen
Bring a bottle full of bub
00:22:47.521 --> 00:22:50.355 align:center
Couple platinum records later
Still I got the game locked…
00:22:50.438 --> 00:22:52.146 align:center
No, no. You know what… what I'm gonna do?
00:22:52.230 --> 00:22:53.563 align:center
Freshman, put some old school on.
00:22:53.646 --> 00:22:54.771 align:center
- Okay.
- Hit me with it!
00:22:54.855 --> 00:22:56.771 align:center
- I'm goin' to my dad playlist.
- Come on, Fresh.
00:22:56.855 --> 00:22:59.563 align:center
- They call me Big Elly, Big Silly
- Whoo!
00:22:59.646 --> 00:23:01.188 align:center
- Okay.
- I know you fucking lying.
00:23:01.271 --> 00:23:02.938 align:center
- It's his song!
- Let's see it.
00:23:03.021 --> 00:23:04.480 align:center
- All right.
- Let's see it, man.
00:23:04.563 --> 00:23:05.730 align:center
- Ya hear me
- Whoo!
00:23:05.813 --> 00:23:08.063 align:center
I be slicing with these bars
So ya fear me
00:23:08.146 --> 00:23:09.855 align:center
Let me rip it up for cuz in the back
00:23:09.938 --> 00:23:11.896 align:center
Let me see them shoulders work!
00:23:11.980 --> 00:23:14.480 align:center
- Hey!
- I'mma tell ya how to cause an attack
00:23:14.563 --> 00:23:17.188 align:center
Timbaland, "Ladies love" on the track
00:23:17.271 --> 00:23:19.521 align:center
- Hey! Oh!
- Lovely, get the ice, pop champagne
00:23:19.605 --> 00:23:21.896 align:center
- Don't forget I used to ride the train
- Go! Go! Go! Go!
00:23:21.980 --> 00:23:25.521 align:center
- When I bump it right, call my name
- Damn! That's what I'm talkin' about!
00:23:27.771 --> 00:23:29.521 align:center
Oh, what the fuck, Joe?
00:23:29.605 --> 00:23:33.146 align:center
- Get the fuck off me. Fucking pink, man.
- What did you do?
00:23:33.230 --> 00:23:35.938 align:center
I think the good news is,
worst of it's over.
00:23:36.021 --> 00:23:37.021 align:center
What the fuck?
00:23:40.146 --> 00:23:43.105 align:center
Look, I saw an ATM outside.
I'll stop. I'll get money. Right?
00:23:43.188 --> 00:23:46.563 align:center
If it's clothes that I gotta get, I'll get
'em. Whatever I gotta do to fix this.
00:23:48.396 --> 00:23:50.188 align:center
I'm doin' what I said I was gonna do.
00:23:50.271 --> 00:23:54.146 align:center
I told 'em I was, so I don't understand
why they're acting as if I'm not.
00:23:54.230 --> 00:23:55.396 align:center
But I'm trying.
00:23:57.855 --> 00:23:59.230 align:center
How much for the skinny one?
00:24:00.146 --> 00:24:01.021 align:center
I'm sorry?
00:24:01.646 --> 00:24:02.938 align:center
The skinny one.
00:24:04.646 --> 00:24:08.021 align:center
- You're their pimp, right?
- I'm the… What are you talking about?
00:24:08.105 --> 00:24:09.480 align:center
I'm payin'. I got money.
00:24:09.563 --> 00:24:10.563 align:center
Hey, man--
00:24:10.646 --> 00:24:12.396 align:center
Get your sick ass outta here!
00:24:12.480 --> 00:24:14.063 align:center
Tryin' to buy my boys.
00:24:14.146 --> 00:24:15.855 align:center
You're not buyin' my boys.
00:24:15.938 --> 00:24:18.188 align:center
Is there a reason
why you got cash in your hand
00:24:18.271 --> 00:24:20.605 align:center
in a area known for prostitution?
00:24:21.105 --> 00:24:25.438 align:center
Grown 50-year-old man out here
with some underage kids.
00:24:25.521 --> 00:24:26.396 align:center
Okay, Officer--
00:24:26.480 --> 00:24:28.313 align:center
- Come on up outta there.
- Come on.
00:24:28.396 --> 00:24:29.605 align:center
You know, that's actually good.
00:24:29.688 --> 00:24:31.438 align:center
- They can clear this up.
- Yeah.
00:24:31.521 --> 00:24:33.063 align:center
- Guys, come on.
- Is everything okay?
00:24:33.146 --> 00:24:35.521 align:center
Uh, we got a little situation
where the officer,
00:24:35.605 --> 00:24:38.980 align:center
he thinks that I, us,
we are somethin' that we're not.
00:24:39.063 --> 00:24:41.105 align:center
- Maybe you guys can clear it up.
- It's easy.
00:24:41.188 --> 00:24:42.480 align:center
He's… he's like, our, uh…
00:24:42.563 --> 00:24:44.980 align:center
He's like our friend,
but he's older than us.
00:24:45.063 --> 00:24:47.188 align:center
- So he's like our daddy.
- Why… why would you…
00:24:47.271 --> 00:24:48.646 align:center
You don't need to say that.
00:24:48.730 --> 00:24:52.396 align:center
Sir, this relationship is completely
consensual, okay? We met via text.
00:24:52.480 --> 00:24:53.688 align:center
- He bought us alcohol.
- Mm-hmm.
00:24:53.771 --> 00:24:56.771 align:center
- Goddamn it. What are you d… Guys.
- His name is Joe.
00:24:56.855 --> 00:24:57.813 align:center
- Thank you.
- Smith?
00:24:57.896 --> 00:24:59.188 align:center
- Robertson?
- Something. Joe…
00:24:59.271 --> 00:25:00.521 align:center
- Stevens. Stevenson.
- Jackson.
00:25:00.605 --> 00:25:03.146 align:center
There we go.
We got a case now. Human trafficking.
00:25:03.230 --> 00:25:04.730 align:center
Soliciting. That's jail time.
00:25:04.813 --> 00:25:06.438 align:center
- Oh my God.
- Hands on your head!
00:25:06.521 --> 00:25:07.813 align:center
- Everybody goin' to jail.
- Yep.
00:25:07.896 --> 00:25:10.230 align:center
- Oh, my God. No…
- No, fuck that. Everybody's goin' to jail.
00:25:10.313 --> 00:25:12.980 align:center
- Guys, it's time for a loop-de-loop.
- Yeah.
00:25:13.063 --> 00:25:14.730 align:center
- Loop-de-loop.
- Joe. Joe!
00:25:14.813 --> 00:25:16.396 align:center
- Hey! Yes.
- Hey, hey, hey, hey. Leave him.
00:25:16.480 --> 00:25:17.980 align:center
- No, we can't… Joe. Joe!
- Leave him.
00:25:18.063 --> 00:25:19.188 align:center
- Joe!
- He's old.
00:25:19.271 --> 00:25:21.438 align:center
- Come on. We're loop-de-looping.
- What the fuck's that?
00:25:21.521 --> 00:25:22.605 align:center
- Loop-de-loop!
- Don't worry.
00:25:22.688 --> 00:25:24.730 align:center
- Loop-de-loop. On the count of three.
- Just stay.
00:25:24.813 --> 00:25:25.980 align:center
No. You guys are the reason.
00:25:26.063 --> 00:25:27.813 align:center
- Three…
- I'm goin' to fuckin' jail.
00:25:27.896 --> 00:25:29.646 align:center
- Three.
- Loop-de-loop!
00:25:29.730 --> 00:25:31.146 align:center
- Loop-de-loop!
- Hey.
00:25:31.230 --> 00:25:33.688 align:center
- I didn't get a receipt. Loop-de-loop!
- Get back here!
00:25:33.771 --> 00:25:35.188 align:center
- Do your job.
- Fuck!
00:25:35.271 --> 00:25:37.063 align:center
- Hey, guys!
- What the hell?
00:25:38.438 --> 00:25:40.813 align:center
Run, Joe! Move those little legs!
00:25:40.896 --> 00:25:42.813 align:center
Wait up! These fucking shoes!
00:25:43.438 --> 00:25:45.146 align:center
- Yo.
- Come on, Joe. High knees.
00:25:45.230 --> 00:25:47.605 align:center
- Ooh, shit.
- You're on your own, papi.
00:25:49.021 --> 00:25:49.896 align:center
Oh.
00:25:49.980 --> 00:25:51.688 align:center
We got him. Bingo.
00:25:51.771 --> 00:25:52.855 align:center
Stop!
00:25:54.355 --> 00:25:55.313 align:center
Don't move!
00:25:55.396 --> 00:25:57.605 align:center
- Stay right there.
- Running's gonna make it worse.
00:25:57.688 --> 00:26:00.563 align:center
- Can we just cut it out?
- Hey! Put your hands up!
00:26:00.646 --> 00:26:03.063 align:center
- Shut up. I'm gonna finish it now.
- Stay there.
00:26:05.188 --> 00:26:06.521 align:center
- Get down.
- Help!
00:26:06.605 --> 00:26:08.646 align:center
Help! Get off of me.
00:26:08.730 --> 00:26:10.021 align:center
Hey! Oh!
00:26:10.105 --> 00:26:11.188 align:center
Aah!
00:26:11.271 --> 00:26:12.438 align:center
Leave me alone!
00:26:12.521 --> 00:26:14.355 align:center
- Stop!
- You goin' to jail, little pimp.
00:26:14.438 --> 00:26:15.605 align:center
I'm not a pimp!
00:26:16.105 --> 00:26:17.646 align:center
Oh, my God.
00:26:17.730 --> 00:26:20.063 align:center
Holy shit! What the fuck was that?
00:26:20.146 --> 00:26:22.813 align:center
- Yeah, what the fuck was it?
- My first time ever doin' a loop-de-loop.
00:26:22.896 --> 00:26:25.688 align:center
- Is that a police badge in your hand?
- Yes.
00:26:25.771 --> 00:26:27.105 align:center
You stole that from a cop?
00:26:27.188 --> 00:26:28.980 align:center
From the fuckin' loop-de-loop.
00:26:29.063 --> 00:26:30.646 align:center
That's how I got it, man.
00:26:31.563 --> 00:26:33.896 align:center
- I got my clothes.
- Did you get ours?
00:26:33.980 --> 00:26:36.896 align:center
- No.
- Open the door, man. Can we go inside?
00:26:41.521 --> 00:26:43.105 align:center
Oh, my goodness.
00:26:43.771 --> 00:26:44.646 align:center
Um…
00:26:46.188 --> 00:26:48.396 align:center
Download, download.
00:26:49.521 --> 00:26:50.855 align:center
Download.
00:26:54.688 --> 00:26:56.188 align:center
Okay, um…
00:26:56.688 --> 00:26:59.271 align:center
"Check this out,
00:26:59.980 --> 00:27:03.188 align:center
and let me know what you think."
00:27:16.855 --> 00:27:20.105 align:center
Hey, this is Jen. Sorry I missed you.
I'll call you back--
00:27:22.563 --> 00:27:24.730 align:center
One time, ready? One, two, three.
00:27:26.813 --> 00:27:28.063 align:center
That was just last night.
00:27:28.146 --> 00:27:29.980 align:center
I get to see
their alcohol purchasing decisions.
00:27:30.063 --> 00:27:31.938 align:center
I get to see their pre-gaming,
their partying.
00:27:32.021 --> 00:27:34.605 align:center
No focus group on the planet
can give you this information.
00:27:34.688 --> 00:27:36.855 align:center
You need a fuckload more footage,
00:27:36.938 --> 00:27:40.480 align:center
but this is genius, man, using these kids'
real lives as part of the pitch.
00:27:40.563 --> 00:27:43.605 align:center
- Terry is gonna flip.
- Well, I can't. That ship has sailed, man.
00:27:43.688 --> 00:27:45.438 align:center
Told me I can't tape anything else. Weird.
00:27:45.521 --> 00:27:48.521 align:center
What is the deal? They wanna be online,
but at the same time, they don't.
00:27:48.605 --> 00:27:50.896 align:center
- What the fuck you wanna do?
- It's what the glasses are for.
00:27:50.980 --> 00:27:54.230 align:center
- What?
- I snuck my glasses into your work bag.
00:27:54.313 --> 00:27:56.563 align:center
And the necklace.
I knew you'd need 'em. Just pick one.
00:27:56.646 --> 00:27:58.813 align:center
What the fuck
are you snoopin' in my shit for, Barry?
00:27:58.896 --> 00:28:00.521 align:center
Why is everyone always asking me that?
00:28:00.605 --> 00:28:01.813 align:center
Know who sneaks around a lot?
00:28:01.896 --> 00:28:03.563 align:center
The Navy SEALs. These people are heroes.
00:28:03.646 --> 00:28:05.396 align:center
It's a double standard, Joe.
00:28:05.480 --> 00:28:08.855 align:center
How about instead of, "That's sus, Barry,"
why not, "Thank you, Barack"?
00:28:08.938 --> 00:28:10.771 align:center
- Thank you.
- Thank you, B…
00:28:10.855 --> 00:28:12.813 align:center
I'm not calling you fucking Barack,
but thank you.
00:28:12.896 --> 00:28:14.646 align:center
Am I tripping?
Like, this could actually work?
00:28:14.730 --> 00:28:17.021 align:center
I gotta figure out a way
to get back in their good graces.
00:28:17.105 --> 00:28:18.771 align:center
- Hey, Joe?
- Yeah?
00:28:19.313 --> 00:28:21.396 align:center
If one of these girls
flashes her titties in your face,
00:28:21.480 --> 00:28:22.730 align:center
make sure you record that, okay?
00:28:22.813 --> 00:28:24.521 align:center
Get your fuckin' self together, Barry.
00:28:24.605 --> 00:28:26.771 align:center
I don't know what
my wife's titties look like anymore.
00:28:26.855 --> 00:28:28.438 align:center
- It's grim over here.
- I gotta go.
00:28:34.396 --> 00:28:37.230 align:center
All right, so this Joe thing
is kind of a bust, right?
00:28:37.313 --> 00:28:40.688 align:center
Yeah, lookin' at Joe makes me sad.
I don't wanna be old, man.
00:28:40.771 --> 00:28:42.355 align:center
I mean, if we tell Joe to bounce,
00:28:42.438 --> 00:28:45.105 align:center
then we have to find,
like, a hotel or something, and…
00:28:45.188 --> 00:28:49.438 align:center
That's true. Also,
he's clearly going through something.
00:28:49.521 --> 00:28:52.271 align:center
We don't know this guy. What if he snaps?
00:28:52.355 --> 00:28:54.105 align:center
He could tie us up and fuck us.
00:28:54.188 --> 00:28:55.188 align:center
- What?
- That could happen.
00:28:55.271 --> 00:28:56.230 align:center
- True-crime shit.
- Right.
00:28:56.313 --> 00:28:59.313 align:center
- And he gon' fuck you first.
- There they go, there they go.
00:28:59.396 --> 00:29:00.771 align:center
- There.
- Shit, it's Dr. Pepto.
00:29:00.855 --> 00:29:01.896 align:center
Mornin', fellas.
00:29:02.480 --> 00:29:04.230 align:center
- Morning.
- Tell you what I need.
00:29:04.313 --> 00:29:05.521 align:center
Little kick of this.
00:29:06.355 --> 00:29:08.771 align:center
I've been peein' out my ass
all damn mornin'.
00:29:08.855 --> 00:29:10.188 align:center
- Jesus, man.
- Yeah.
00:29:12.063 --> 00:29:13.146 align:center
Look, I get it.
00:29:13.938 --> 00:29:16.271 align:center
All right? A major party foul on my part.
00:29:16.355 --> 00:29:19.480 align:center
I still believe in that method.
That Pepto-Bismol was the right move.
00:29:19.563 --> 00:29:20.646 align:center
I think I got a bad batch.
00:29:20.730 --> 00:29:22.146 align:center
You drank two bottles.
00:29:22.230 --> 00:29:23.646 align:center
You tried to sell us for sex, man.
00:29:23.730 --> 00:29:24.688 align:center
Okay, did I do that?
00:29:24.771 --> 00:29:26.355 align:center
- No.
- That's not what the cop said?
00:29:26.438 --> 00:29:28.896 align:center
I wanna go on record and say
if I did do that, that's wrong.
00:29:28.980 --> 00:29:30.438 align:center
- Sure. We can agree on that.
- Yeah.
00:29:30.521 --> 00:29:32.480 align:center
- Okay.
- But you did fuck up the night, Joe.
00:29:32.563 --> 00:29:34.480 align:center
- Come on, guys. Okay.
- On some rookie shit.
00:29:34.563 --> 00:29:36.063 align:center
You gotta step up for that, Joe.
00:29:36.146 --> 00:29:38.688 align:center
Let's back up. I wanna say I'm sorry.
Okay? I wanna make it right.
00:29:38.771 --> 00:29:42.438 align:center
And I'm willing to do whatever
I gotta do to make it right. How about…
00:29:43.438 --> 00:29:46.730 align:center
All right. What if I were to go
and charter a yacht for y'all?
00:29:46.813 --> 00:29:48.688 align:center
Forget what happened last night.
00:29:48.771 --> 00:29:49.771 align:center
Courtesy of Joe, huh?
00:29:49.855 --> 00:29:52.271 align:center
- A yacht?
- I mean, that sounds pretty good to me.
00:29:53.063 --> 00:29:54.813 align:center
- You like that?
- Absolutely, yeah.
00:29:54.896 --> 00:29:56.646 align:center
Okay, all right.
00:29:56.730 --> 00:29:58.188 align:center
I'm on it right now.
00:29:59.063 --> 00:30:01.230 align:center
- Uh, Joe, before you go.
- Yeah?
00:30:01.313 --> 00:30:03.188 align:center
You look like
the inside of a rich dude's jacket.
00:30:03.271 --> 00:30:04.563 align:center
- Oh!
- Ha-ha!
00:30:05.605 --> 00:30:07.438 align:center
Congrats on your quinceañera. That's huge.
00:30:07.521 --> 00:30:09.188 align:center
That's two.
00:30:10.396 --> 00:30:12.813 align:center
It's like a rhythm. You just keep it.
Ba-da-da! Ba-da-da!
00:30:12.896 --> 00:30:14.396 align:center
Lookin' like Floyd Gayweather.
00:30:18.938 --> 00:30:22.063 align:center
Yeah, well, this is my guy now.
My boat guy. Hey, how you doing?
00:30:22.146 --> 00:30:24.813 align:center
Listen, uh, so we're here.
I'm walking down the dock.
00:30:24.896 --> 00:30:26.605 align:center
- Towards the marina.
- Oh, shit. Titties.
00:30:27.355 --> 00:30:30.105 align:center
He laughed, and then…
00:30:30.188 --> 00:30:32.188 align:center
- Just keep going.
- He was like…
00:30:32.271 --> 00:30:33.480 align:center
- Hello!
- Hi.
00:30:33.563 --> 00:30:36.271 align:center
- Oh, hey, boy.
- Hey, ladies! Hey, ladies, hold up.
00:30:36.355 --> 00:30:38.438 align:center
You guys know how to swim underwater?
00:30:38.521 --> 00:30:41.730 align:center
- Huh?
- 'Cause… I can hold your breath.
00:30:41.813 --> 00:30:43.896 align:center
All right, see y'all later.
Have a good one, boys.
00:30:43.980 --> 00:30:45.771 align:center
You guys are stunning. Have a great day.
00:30:45.855 --> 00:30:47.021 align:center
- What?
- Why would you…
00:30:47.105 --> 00:30:48.563 align:center
"Stunning"? What am I doing?
00:30:48.646 --> 00:30:49.813 align:center
- How…
- Focus.
00:30:49.896 --> 00:30:51.605 align:center
- Focus!
- How you feelin'?
00:30:51.688 --> 00:30:54.521 align:center
- I feel Miami!
- All right, chill out, man.
00:30:54.605 --> 00:30:57.313 align:center
Yeah. Okay. Well, I don't know
what that means. "A booking error."
00:30:57.396 --> 00:31:00.813 align:center
No, I don't want a refund.
I want a fucking yacht.
00:31:01.313 --> 00:31:03.438 align:center
God damn it. I mean, you gotta be…
00:31:04.438 --> 00:31:07.355 align:center
Mmm, let me guess. No yacht.
00:31:08.688 --> 00:31:10.855 align:center
Everybody take a beat.
Let me figure it out.
00:31:10.938 --> 00:31:13.271 align:center
I told you guys I'd get you a yacht.
That's what I'mma do.
00:31:13.355 --> 00:31:15.480 align:center
I'mma get you a yacht. Give me a second.
00:31:16.980 --> 00:31:18.521 align:center
You know what? Change of plans.
00:31:19.021 --> 00:31:20.855 align:center
Excuse me, coming through.
00:31:20.938 --> 00:31:23.063 align:center
Excuse me. How are you, man?
Always good to see you.
00:31:23.146 --> 00:31:25.813 align:center
- Whoa. What…
- Hey, you should see a Sam…
00:31:25.896 --> 00:31:26.896 align:center
Sam Slaughter on the list.
00:31:26.980 --> 00:31:28.188 align:center
- Sam Slaughter?
- Yeah.
00:31:28.271 --> 00:31:30.938 align:center
Sam Slaughter, yeah. No Sam Slaughter.
00:31:31.021 --> 00:31:32.896 align:center
- Get to the back of the line. Thanks.
- Slaughter?
00:31:32.980 --> 00:31:35.146 align:center
- Yeah, no, I didn't wanna do this.
- All right, let's…
00:31:35.230 --> 00:31:36.396 align:center
Ohh.
00:31:37.313 --> 00:31:39.021 align:center
- Officer, I didn't--
- Uh…
00:31:39.105 --> 00:31:40.355 align:center
- Yeah, but I'm just saying--
- Ah!
00:31:40.438 --> 00:31:41.855 align:center
- So you--
- Thank you.
00:31:43.771 --> 00:31:45.271 align:center
That group right there?
00:31:45.355 --> 00:31:46.938 align:center
- Yeah.
- We're all gonna go on this boat.
00:31:47.021 --> 00:31:49.355 align:center
We'll go around for a bit,
then we gon' get up out your hair.
00:31:49.438 --> 00:31:51.021 align:center
But I don't want nobody knowing I'm here.
00:31:51.105 --> 00:31:52.688 align:center
- Okay?
- Well, go on. Enjoy yourself.
00:31:52.771 --> 00:31:54.188 align:center
- Come on.
- Have a good time.
00:31:54.271 --> 00:31:55.813 align:center
Yeah. All right, rookie.
00:32:00.563 --> 00:32:03.771 align:center
- Oh! Joe, you the GOAT, man.
- Come on.
00:32:03.896 --> 00:32:05.730 align:center
- Yeah, man, this is… It's all right.
- Oh!
00:32:05.813 --> 00:32:07.438 align:center
Yeah, listen. What Nick is trying to say
00:32:07.521 --> 00:32:10.355 align:center
is you have more than made up
for your fuck-up last night, man.
00:32:10.438 --> 00:32:11.355 align:center
This is great!
00:32:11.438 --> 00:32:12.813 align:center
How about we just go get a drink?
00:32:12.896 --> 00:32:13.896 align:center
- Yeah.
- Can we get a drink?
00:32:13.980 --> 00:32:16.230 align:center
- Let's do it.
- Let's get a drink. Look around.
00:32:29.271 --> 00:32:31.563 align:center
- Let's do a toast to the groom.
- Ahh!
00:32:31.646 --> 00:32:33.271 align:center
We're losin' a good one. I love you. bro.
00:32:33.355 --> 00:32:34.355 align:center
Yes, yes.
00:32:34.438 --> 00:32:37.271 align:center
- That's Emily. I'll see you.
- Oh, come on, Emily? Boo!
00:32:37.355 --> 00:32:39.355 align:center
- Oh!
- Fuck you, Emily! He's ours!
00:32:39.438 --> 00:32:41.188 align:center
Boy's in love, man. I get it.
00:32:41.271 --> 00:32:43.896 align:center
No, that's bullshit.
It's always the same thing.
00:32:43.980 --> 00:32:47.230 align:center
What's going on with you, Hunter? Why you
looking like somebody stole your damn dog?
00:32:47.313 --> 00:32:50.271 align:center
Boats remind me of her.
We're both water signs.
00:32:50.355 --> 00:32:52.230 align:center
- Bro, shut up!
- Let me feel my feelings.
00:32:52.313 --> 00:32:55.730 align:center
- "Let me feel my…" What?
- Nick. Go get the Unlimited bottle.
00:32:55.813 --> 00:32:57.355 align:center
- So we can top our drinks off.
- Thanks.
00:32:58.105 --> 00:33:01.105 align:center
It's all right.
You gotta stop feelin' sorry for yourself.
00:33:01.188 --> 00:33:03.813 align:center
I mean, come on, look around.
Look at your environment.
00:33:03.896 --> 00:33:07.563 align:center
All these women around. Oh, my God, look.
Be like Freshman. Look at Freshman.
00:33:07.646 --> 00:33:09.813 align:center
Oh, my God. It's not that easy, man.
00:33:09.896 --> 00:33:12.438 align:center
Yes, it is. It's very easy!
00:33:12.980 --> 00:33:16.146 align:center
At the end of the day, Hunter,
I get it. I really do.
00:33:16.230 --> 00:33:18.563 align:center
Your girlfriend cheated on you, right?
00:33:18.646 --> 00:33:19.896 align:center
And at the end of the…
00:33:20.396 --> 00:33:22.438 align:center
That was… By the way,
a weird break in the music.
00:33:22.521 --> 00:33:23.855 align:center
- Turn the music back up.
- Yeah.
00:33:23.938 --> 00:33:25.438 align:center
- Okay?
- He was kid… He was joking.
00:33:25.521 --> 00:33:27.605 align:center
No, no, look, it is what it is.
00:33:27.688 --> 00:33:29.938 align:center
- No.
- And because it happened, you feel broken.
00:33:30.021 --> 00:33:31.271 align:center
What would I even say, man?
00:33:31.355 --> 00:33:32.855 align:center
Stop thinkin' so much!
00:33:32.938 --> 00:33:34.813 align:center
Okay? Look, be like Freshman.
00:33:34.896 --> 00:33:36.146 align:center
Yeah, be like me, man.
00:33:36.230 --> 00:33:37.521 align:center
Where are they coming from?
00:33:37.605 --> 00:33:41.271 align:center
Oh! Hello,
my name is Victor. I bring the vodka.
00:33:41.355 --> 00:33:44.688 align:center
- Oh, somebody found the Unlimited bottle.
- Yeah, come on!
00:33:44.771 --> 00:33:46.271 align:center
- Give it to Hunter.
- Okay.
00:33:46.355 --> 00:33:48.063 align:center
- Thank you.
- Yeah!
00:33:48.146 --> 00:33:50.355 align:center
- Come on. Let me get some too, right?
- Oh!
00:33:50.438 --> 00:33:54.521 align:center
Let's take a toast to an "unlimited"
amount of possibilities. How about that?
00:33:55.521 --> 00:33:59.146 align:center
Hey, to you gettin' back on the horse,
and I hope that horse got a fat ass.
00:33:59.230 --> 00:34:01.771 align:center
- At some point. Hey!
- Hey, dude, come on, man.
00:34:01.855 --> 00:34:03.688 align:center
I… Uh, give me one second.
00:34:03.771 --> 00:34:05.813 align:center
- I'll be back. I'm gonna go look for food.
- All right.
00:34:06.396 --> 00:34:08.896 align:center
- Come on, man.
- Do you think Joe could be my wingman?
00:34:08.980 --> 00:34:10.230 align:center
Uh, no. Too small.
00:34:10.730 --> 00:34:14.021 align:center
Oh, yeah. Yeah, okay. Talk to you soon.
00:34:14.105 --> 00:34:15.230 align:center
Excuse me.
00:34:15.730 --> 00:34:17.605 align:center
Hey!
00:34:18.271 --> 00:34:20.313 align:center
I was trying to find some food, man.
00:34:22.396 --> 00:34:23.438 align:center
You okay?
00:34:24.480 --> 00:34:26.146 align:center
Huh? What's wrong?
00:34:26.230 --> 00:34:27.313 align:center
Huh.
00:34:28.021 --> 00:34:29.730 align:center
I was talking to Emily on the phone,
00:34:29.813 --> 00:34:35.063 align:center
and I am realizing
how huge of a step this all is.
00:34:36.105 --> 00:34:37.480 align:center
Mmm.
00:34:38.730 --> 00:34:40.855 align:center
Cold feet. It's normal.
00:34:41.355 --> 00:34:44.105 align:center
Start thinking about life, thinking
about all the things you could do,
00:34:44.188 --> 00:34:46.938 align:center
what you got in place,
what you don't have in place.
00:34:47.021 --> 00:34:50.313 align:center
A job, a house, financial stability.
00:34:51.146 --> 00:34:54.271 align:center
No, Joe, I don't have…
I don't have cold feet.
00:34:56.688 --> 00:34:58.355 align:center
I thought 'cause you were crying…
00:34:58.438 --> 00:35:02.313 align:center
No, um, that's just
because I miss my fiancée.
00:35:02.396 --> 00:35:06.021 align:center
I am so excited to be a husband.
00:35:06.605 --> 00:35:08.438 align:center
But ever since I got engaged,
00:35:08.521 --> 00:35:12.021 align:center
Nick talks shit
about how excited I am to be married.
00:35:12.105 --> 00:35:13.521 align:center
But he just doesn't get it.
00:35:13.605 --> 00:35:17.688 align:center
It's all about…
creating something with someone else.
00:35:17.771 --> 00:35:20.063 align:center
Otherwise, you're just
wasting your life, and…
00:35:20.646 --> 00:35:21.855 align:center
If you have that,
00:35:22.355 --> 00:35:24.105 align:center
what are you waiting for?
00:35:24.688 --> 00:35:25.605 align:center
You know?
00:35:33.105 --> 00:35:35.230 align:center
Hey, this is Jen. Sorry, I missed--
00:35:37.230 --> 00:35:40.563 align:center
- Loco, go check on the jet skis now.
- You got it.
00:35:42.605 --> 00:35:44.855 align:center
How you doin'? Do you know
where the food is on this boat?
00:35:44.938 --> 00:35:47.313 align:center
Yo! Loco, close the door.
00:35:50.688 --> 00:35:51.521 align:center
Do I know you?
00:35:52.771 --> 00:35:55.313 align:center
No, you don't… you don't know me.
00:35:55.396 --> 00:35:57.105 align:center
I'm just lookin' for somethin' to eat.
00:35:58.146 --> 00:36:00.105 align:center
Are you a police officer?
00:36:01.271 --> 00:36:02.813 align:center
Who, me?
00:36:02.896 --> 00:36:05.563 align:center
No! No, no, I'm a… I'm a civilian.
00:36:05.646 --> 00:36:08.688 align:center
Last time a cop was on board, I did things
to him I wouldn't tell my own mother.
00:36:08.771 --> 00:36:10.188 align:center
I tell her everything.
00:36:10.271 --> 00:36:11.563 align:center
- Put that away.
- Yes, sir.
00:36:12.063 --> 00:36:13.063 align:center
Look at me.
00:36:16.271 --> 00:36:17.938 align:center
You're sure you're not a cop?
00:36:19.105 --> 00:36:20.021 align:center
Yeah.
00:36:22.480 --> 00:36:23.521 align:center
Come here.
00:36:24.355 --> 00:36:26.730 align:center
Juju, pour him a little bit
of somethin'-somethin'.
00:36:26.813 --> 00:36:28.938 align:center
Prove you're not a cop, Mr. Civilian.
00:36:32.438 --> 00:36:34.855 align:center
I, uh… Okay. The thing about this,
though, I don't do drugs.
00:36:34.938 --> 00:36:37.146 align:center
Do the fucking drugs.
00:36:39.313 --> 00:36:40.605 align:center
- Yeah. I'll do it.
- All right?
00:36:40.688 --> 00:36:42.646 align:center
By the way, yeah.
00:36:42.730 --> 00:36:45.771 align:center
You want me to do the drugs,
I'll do… I'll do the drugs, right?
00:36:45.855 --> 00:36:47.855 align:center
Okay, yeah. Let me just, uh…
00:36:47.938 --> 00:36:49.355 align:center
Okay, here we go. Here we go.
00:36:49.438 --> 00:36:50.521 align:center
- Mmm.
- Here we go.
00:36:53.521 --> 00:36:54.813 align:center
Oh, shit.
00:36:57.938 --> 00:37:00.271 align:center
No cop, right?
00:37:00.355 --> 00:37:02.230 align:center
I don't know.
You know what that felt like to me?
00:37:02.313 --> 00:37:04.563 align:center
Felt like you were a cop
pretending to be a civilian.
00:37:06.605 --> 00:37:08.188 align:center
To do a real one, like you mean it.
00:37:08.271 --> 00:37:10.021 align:center
Yeah, like a… like a…
like a criminal bump.
00:37:10.105 --> 00:37:14.063 align:center
More like a guy who walked into
the wrong room about to get killed bump.
00:37:14.146 --> 00:37:16.396 align:center
Okay, I'll do it.
Okay. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it.
00:37:17.938 --> 00:37:19.230 align:center
Double bump, comin' up.
00:37:20.813 --> 00:37:22.063 align:center
- Oh, shit!
- Whoo!
00:37:23.438 --> 00:37:24.938 align:center
- My man!
- Yeah.
00:37:25.021 --> 00:37:26.063 align:center
How you feel?
00:37:26.146 --> 00:37:29.938 align:center
Hey, that's, uh… that's in there. Right?
00:37:30.021 --> 00:37:32.355 align:center
- That stuff kicks in a little fast!
- Right.
00:37:32.438 --> 00:37:34.521 align:center
You got three seconds,
then I'm gonna bust your ass.
00:37:35.896 --> 00:37:36.771 align:center
- Okay.
- Yeah.
00:37:36.855 --> 00:37:39.271 align:center
I'm going. Get outta here.
Y'all all right. How's this work?
00:37:39.355 --> 00:37:41.980 align:center
- Let him go. Let him go. Yeah.
- I can't… I was… I can't leave.
00:37:42.063 --> 00:37:42.896 align:center
My man.
00:37:42.980 --> 00:37:44.563 align:center
- Whoo!
- Yeah!
00:37:44.646 --> 00:37:46.646 align:center
Ha-ha-ha!
00:37:48.605 --> 00:37:51.521 align:center
- There it is, on that side.
- Hey. Oh, you gotta go.
00:37:51.605 --> 00:37:53.438 align:center
No, you gotta go.
You gotta Go ahead, get there.
00:37:53.521 --> 00:37:56.896 align:center
- No. No, no, no, no, no.
- They're having fun.
00:37:57.480 --> 00:37:58.938 align:center
Come on, Joe.
00:37:59.021 --> 00:38:00.605 align:center
Losing control. Don't black out, Joe.
00:38:00.688 --> 00:38:03.146 align:center
Joe. You good?
00:38:08.855 --> 00:38:09.688 align:center
Who is Joe?
00:38:10.480 --> 00:38:11.355 align:center
Hah!
00:38:17.896 --> 00:38:19.563 align:center
And you no fuck to me.
00:38:19.646 --> 00:38:22.188 align:center
- Is this racist?
- Oh, yeah, for sure.
00:38:24.355 --> 00:38:26.105 align:center
- I no like that.
- What happened?
00:38:26.188 --> 00:38:28.646 align:center
I no… I no like. I no like you look to me.
00:38:28.730 --> 00:38:30.938 align:center
Bro, nobody's lookin' at you.
00:38:31.021 --> 00:38:32.271 align:center
Gah!
00:38:32.355 --> 00:38:33.938 align:center
No fuck to me. No fuck to me!
00:38:34.021 --> 00:38:35.396 align:center
I fuck to you!
00:38:35.480 --> 00:38:38.813 align:center
Hey, why don't you mess
with somebody your own size?
00:38:38.896 --> 00:38:41.146 align:center
He wasn't doin' anything to you.
00:38:41.896 --> 00:38:43.271 align:center
Hmm.
00:38:46.355 --> 00:38:47.646 align:center
You want to fuck to me?
00:38:47.730 --> 00:38:49.313 align:center
- Mm-hmm.
- Un momento.
00:38:51.230 --> 00:38:52.063 align:center
Leave.
00:38:52.730 --> 00:38:53.563 align:center
Why?
00:38:53.646 --> 00:38:57.480 align:center
Because I want to say hello…
to my little friend.
00:38:57.563 --> 00:38:58.855 align:center
- Yep.
- Yep, okay.
00:39:00.230 --> 00:39:01.688 align:center
Okay.
00:39:03.313 --> 00:39:07.063 align:center
So you… you have beef with me?
00:39:07.146 --> 00:39:09.855 align:center
- One hundred percent beef.
- Does he know this guy?
00:39:09.938 --> 00:39:12.271 align:center
- Don't know. I think that's Katt Williams?
- Know what?
00:39:12.355 --> 00:39:15.646 align:center
I let you apologize for interrupting me.
00:39:15.730 --> 00:39:17.396 align:center
- I'm sorry…
- Hmm!
00:39:17.480 --> 00:39:18.938 align:center
- That you're a bitch.
- Wait, what?
00:39:19.021 --> 00:39:20.938 align:center
Go, go, go!
00:39:21.021 --> 00:39:22.355 align:center
- Yep!
- Hah!
00:39:22.438 --> 00:39:23.813 align:center
I no feel it.
00:39:23.896 --> 00:39:24.771 align:center
Hah!
00:39:24.855 --> 00:39:26.480 align:center
Hah!
00:39:26.563 --> 00:39:28.105 align:center
Now it's time to party.
00:39:28.688 --> 00:39:30.313 align:center
Did you just Will Smith me?
00:39:30.396 --> 00:39:32.563 align:center
I did. But you no get no--
00:39:32.646 --> 00:39:34.396 align:center
Ah, man! Aah!
00:39:34.480 --> 00:39:35.480 align:center
Olé!
00:39:36.521 --> 00:39:38.313 align:center
No one touches the Ricardo.
00:39:38.396 --> 00:39:40.480 align:center
Enough!
00:39:43.063 --> 00:39:44.355 align:center
Oh!
00:39:45.646 --> 00:39:47.355 align:center
What kind of drugs are you on?
00:39:50.896 --> 00:39:52.188 align:center
Oops.
00:39:53.771 --> 00:39:56.480 align:center
No, you no… you no know where I is.
00:39:56.563 --> 00:39:58.105 align:center
Nigga, don't you know I can see you?
00:39:58.188 --> 00:39:59.355 align:center
Yah!
00:40:00.230 --> 00:40:01.563 align:center
Ay!
00:40:01.646 --> 00:40:02.938 align:center
Ah, whoopsie-daisy.
00:40:03.021 --> 00:40:04.646 align:center
I no feel it. Aah!
00:40:05.313 --> 00:40:07.063 align:center
- Head trauma on the way.
- Oh no.
00:40:09.480 --> 00:40:11.730 align:center
- Oof!
- How much can you take?
00:40:12.980 --> 00:40:16.688 align:center
- You think you're winning?
- Does this look like losing? Huh?
00:40:18.271 --> 00:40:19.605 align:center
You go face-first.
00:40:19.688 --> 00:40:21.230 align:center
Face-first!
00:40:21.313 --> 00:40:23.896 align:center
I… I win.
00:40:25.355 --> 00:40:26.355 align:center
You no--
00:40:26.438 --> 00:40:28.480 align:center
Uno! Dos!
00:40:28.563 --> 00:40:29.438 align:center
Quattro!
00:40:30.146 --> 00:40:31.521 align:center
No, cinco!
00:40:33.855 --> 00:40:35.313 align:center
Oh, God.
00:40:35.980 --> 00:40:37.188 align:center
Open this door!
00:40:37.271 --> 00:40:39.271 align:center
No! No, you stay!
00:40:42.771 --> 00:40:43.855 align:center
You fight good!
00:40:43.938 --> 00:40:45.021 align:center
Thank you.
00:40:45.896 --> 00:40:46.896 align:center
Oh! Dude!
00:40:46.980 --> 00:40:48.146 align:center
- Gotta go!
- Hola.
00:40:48.813 --> 00:40:51.771 align:center
- Hunter, we gotta go now.
- Wait a minute.
00:40:52.938 --> 00:40:54.855 align:center
Do it! Thank you.
00:40:54.938 --> 00:40:56.563 align:center
- Not--
- Uh-oh. Joe?
00:40:56.646 --> 00:40:57.521 align:center
I am…
00:40:57.605 --> 00:40:59.021 align:center
Joe, please, please…
00:40:59.105 --> 00:41:02.313 align:center
…Ricardo… Montana.
00:41:02.396 --> 00:41:03.271 align:center
- Come on, Joe.
- Joe?
00:41:03.355 --> 00:41:04.896 align:center
This is my city.
00:41:04.980 --> 00:41:09.938 align:center
- Did you see that?
- El Rey de Miami.
00:41:10.021 --> 00:41:12.480 align:center
Hey, hey! Joe, Joe, Joe!
Please, you're gonna get us killed.
00:41:14.230 --> 00:41:17.313 align:center
Welcome to the fiesta.
00:41:17.980 --> 00:41:19.355 align:center
- You're late, puto.
- Ohh.
00:41:19.438 --> 00:41:21.146 align:center
- Thank you.
- Gah! Aah!
00:41:21.230 --> 00:41:22.438 align:center
- I no feel it!
- Oh, God!
00:41:22.521 --> 00:41:25.980 align:center
I think we gave him a little too much.
Go get that grasshopper.
00:41:26.063 --> 00:41:27.605 align:center
I am Ricardo!
00:41:31.271 --> 00:41:32.521 align:center
Run! Run, run!
00:41:32.605 --> 00:41:33.980 align:center
- Ah-ah-ah!
- Oh!
00:41:34.063 --> 00:41:35.521 align:center
- To the horses!
- Horses?
00:41:35.605 --> 00:41:37.521 align:center
- I don't know what horses is.
- Oh, shit!
00:41:37.605 --> 00:41:39.896 align:center
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
00:41:39.980 --> 00:41:41.813 align:center
- Oh! Oh, dude!
- Gah!
00:41:41.896 --> 00:41:42.980 align:center
- I fine.
- Show me.
00:41:43.063 --> 00:41:44.938 align:center
- I okay.
- Peekaboo, motherfucker.
00:41:45.021 --> 00:41:47.730 align:center
Oh, my friend! Ah!
00:41:47.813 --> 00:41:49.438 align:center
- Puto, yes!
- Oh no!
00:41:51.313 --> 00:41:52.271 align:center
These are the horses!
00:41:53.063 --> 00:41:54.605 align:center
You don't wanna do that.
00:42:00.230 --> 00:42:02.605 align:center
You a dead man. Okay.
00:42:15.355 --> 00:42:17.146 align:center
Ricardo? Hello?
00:42:17.688 --> 00:42:19.105 align:center
Ricardo?
00:42:19.188 --> 00:42:20.563 align:center
You awake, Ricardo?
00:42:21.188 --> 00:42:22.063 align:center
Ricardo?
00:42:23.230 --> 00:42:24.938 align:center
- Guys, he's finally awake.
- Ricardo?
00:42:25.021 --> 00:42:26.355 align:center
Hey!
00:42:26.438 --> 00:42:28.605 align:center
What are we sippin' on? Look at this.
00:42:33.146 --> 00:42:35.646 align:center
Hey, my baby.
00:42:36.813 --> 00:42:38.146 align:center
It's your lover.
00:42:38.230 --> 00:42:43.813 align:center
A ella le gusta la gasolina
00:42:43.896 --> 00:42:48.480 align:center
Dame más gasolina
00:42:48.563 --> 00:42:50.480 align:center
I love you!
00:42:55.563 --> 00:42:58.896 align:center
We have a problem.
Somebody stole our shipment.
00:42:58.980 --> 00:43:01.146 align:center
No, no, no. New guy.
Pretended to be a cop.
00:43:01.230 --> 00:43:02.938 align:center
Stole our motherfucking cocaine.
00:43:03.021 --> 00:43:05.771 align:center
What's up, baby? This is not mine.
I don't know what the fuck this is.
00:43:05.855 --> 00:43:06.771 align:center
Pull it up, pull it up.
00:43:06.855 --> 00:43:08.355 align:center
Please, please, Joe…
00:43:08.438 --> 00:43:09.605 align:center
Right there. Listen.
00:43:09.688 --> 00:43:15.480 align:center
I am El Rey de Miami.
00:43:15.563 --> 00:43:16.813 align:center
This is my city.
00:43:16.896 --> 00:43:19.146 align:center
His name? His name is…
00:43:19.230 --> 00:43:21.646 align:center
Ricardo Montana.
00:43:22.646 --> 00:43:23.646 align:center
…wingman…
00:43:23.730 --> 00:43:25.730 align:center
I really think…
00:43:28.146 --> 00:43:30.021 align:center
- Hey.
- Hey, what's up, Nick?
00:43:30.105 --> 00:43:32.021 align:center
Um, so I was just thinking for tonight,
00:43:32.105 --> 00:43:35.605 align:center
uh, I was thinking it'd be sick
if maybe you sat… you sat this one out.
00:43:35.688 --> 00:43:37.313 align:center
It should just be us, you know?
00:43:37.396 --> 00:43:40.521 align:center
Not some random stranger who showed up
out of nowhere, way older than us.
00:43:40.605 --> 00:43:41.605 align:center
Okay.
00:43:42.105 --> 00:43:43.688 align:center
Nick, look, man, I get it.
00:43:43.771 --> 00:43:46.563 align:center
Like you're scared. You feel like
you're about to lose your best friend,
00:43:46.646 --> 00:43:48.480 align:center
and because of that feeling, you know,
00:43:48.563 --> 00:43:52.271 align:center
you got a nice amount of energy bottled up
that you don't know what to do with.
00:43:52.355 --> 00:43:54.271 align:center
Take that energy and apply it to yourself.
00:43:54.355 --> 00:43:56.896 align:center
Start thinkin' about the things
you wanna do with your life.
00:43:56.980 --> 00:43:58.230 align:center
- Like a career, you know?
- Yeah.
00:43:58.313 --> 00:44:00.313 align:center
Yeah, well, I know what I… I'm gonna do.
00:44:00.396 --> 00:44:02.896 align:center
- Okay.
- I just wanna be helpful to you, unc.
00:44:03.605 --> 00:44:04.938 align:center
Ah, that's a hard C.
00:44:05.021 --> 00:44:08.396 align:center
I don't think I really need help,
though… Nick.
00:44:08.480 --> 00:44:09.521 align:center
Oh,
00:44:10.188 --> 00:44:12.021 align:center
Yeah, I don't like
that C thing you're doing.
00:44:12.105 --> 00:44:12.980 align:center
Well, mine's was a K.
00:44:13.063 --> 00:44:14.521 align:center
Whatever, man. I'm good.
00:44:14.605 --> 00:44:16.230 align:center
- Oh.
- My life is gonna be lit.
00:44:16.730 --> 00:44:18.980 align:center
- Well, mine too, buddy.
- Yeah?
00:44:19.063 --> 00:44:20.563 align:center
- Lit-y.
- Great.
00:44:20.646 --> 00:44:21.980 align:center
- Okay.
- Cool.
00:44:22.063 --> 00:44:23.188 align:center
- Yeah.
- Huh.
00:44:24.355 --> 00:44:25.480 align:center
- Tsk.
- Pfft.
00:44:25.563 --> 00:44:27.230 align:center
- All right.
- So we're good?
00:44:27.313 --> 00:44:28.355 align:center
Yeah.
00:44:28.438 --> 00:44:31.980 align:center
Uh. so maybe you just…
stay around here tonight, I mean?
00:44:32.063 --> 00:44:35.146 align:center
Organize your pills,
ice your back, shit like that?
00:44:35.230 --> 00:44:36.896 align:center
I don't ice my back.
00:44:38.105 --> 00:44:40.271 align:center
You know… you know what, Nick? I'm going.
00:44:44.230 --> 00:44:47.521 align:center
Oh, guys, guys,
wait a minute. Hold on. Hold on. Yes.
00:44:47.605 --> 00:44:49.605 align:center
- Wow!
- Medium well, please.
00:44:49.688 --> 00:44:50.730 align:center
Right, right, right, right.
00:44:50.813 --> 00:44:57.563 align:center
Hey, boys, hey. I think that it is time
that you take full custody of this.
00:44:57.646 --> 00:44:59.563 align:center
- The book.
- Oh shit.
00:44:59.646 --> 00:45:00.938 align:center
Nick, this is the… the…
00:45:01.021 --> 00:45:03.480 align:center
Oh, my God. Look at these photos.
00:45:03.563 --> 00:45:05.146 align:center
Oh, our first concert.
00:45:05.230 --> 00:45:06.938 align:center
- The OutKast reunion!
- Yes, bro.
00:45:07.021 --> 00:45:10.021 align:center
No, Nick, you have always been
the keeper of the book, dude.
00:45:10.105 --> 00:45:11.271 align:center
You're about to get married.
00:45:11.355 --> 00:45:14.063 align:center
You're gonna be the most
responsible one out of all of us.
00:45:14.146 --> 00:45:17.146 align:center
Nick, this is the best fucking gift
I ever could have asked for, man.
00:45:17.230 --> 00:45:19.730 align:center
- I got you, bro. Love you, man.
- Thank you.
00:45:19.813 --> 00:45:22.938 align:center
- Aw, that's a good gift.
- That's nice. Really nice.
00:45:23.021 --> 00:45:24.730 align:center
All your memories are in that book?
00:45:24.813 --> 00:45:27.730 align:center
Why don't you guys just use social media?
That's what it's for, right?
00:45:27.813 --> 00:45:31.605 align:center
This is a physical representation
of who we are.
00:45:31.688 --> 00:45:33.146 align:center
Nick started it when we were 12.
00:45:33.230 --> 00:45:36.105 align:center
Since then, anything that has happened
has gone into this book.
00:45:36.188 --> 00:45:38.105 align:center
- Can… can I take a look at it?
- I don't know if--
00:45:38.188 --> 00:45:39.521 align:center
- Can you look?
- Yeah.
00:45:39.605 --> 00:45:41.605 align:center
After this weekend, Joe,
you gonna be in this book.
00:45:41.688 --> 00:45:43.188 align:center
Well, that…
00:45:43.271 --> 00:45:46.646 align:center
I mean, I don't know. I don't even know
how to take that. That was huge.
00:45:46.730 --> 00:45:47.771 align:center
It's incredible, actually.
00:45:47.855 --> 00:45:50.313 align:center
So you guys aren't lying.
This is really from the early days.
00:45:50.396 --> 00:45:52.396 align:center
- That's right.
- Wow. Look at you guys.
00:45:52.480 --> 00:45:55.938 align:center
- Is this what Facebook was like?
- Hey, Joe? Just get the book back?
00:45:57.521 --> 00:45:58.855 align:center
Sure, Nick.
00:45:59.646 --> 00:46:01.980 align:center
Yep. You're kind of crinkling it.
00:46:02.563 --> 00:46:03.980 align:center
- It's an old book, you know?
- Got it.
00:46:07.396 --> 00:46:10.230 align:center
- Sorry, give me… give me one second.
- Oh, yeah, take your time.
00:46:10.313 --> 00:46:13.063 align:center
Joe, this new shot
of these kids hanging out
00:46:13.146 --> 00:46:16.313 align:center
and making drinks with the Unlimited,
this is incredible.
00:46:16.396 --> 00:46:20.688 align:center
I know, and this generation
is all about real, authentic connection,
00:46:20.771 --> 00:46:23.063 align:center
not the shit
that you wanna fucking put online.
00:46:23.146 --> 00:46:25.730 align:center
They're into the real shit,
things people will never see.
00:46:25.813 --> 00:46:27.355 align:center
Yo, this promotion is yours, Joe.
00:46:27.438 --> 00:46:28.730 align:center
Joe Nixon's back, baby!
00:46:28.813 --> 00:46:30.355 align:center
- Fuck, yeah! Yeah!
- Oh.
00:46:30.438 --> 00:46:31.480 align:center
You know, except--
00:46:31.563 --> 00:46:34.271 align:center
- Why'd you say "except?"
- There's no women in this footage.
00:46:34.355 --> 00:46:37.063 align:center
Come on, Barry, stop it with
the women and the titties and shit.
00:46:37.146 --> 00:46:38.771 align:center
No, no, no, no, no. Not that, okay?
00:46:38.855 --> 00:46:40.521 align:center
I was thinking about titties,
talking about…
00:46:40.605 --> 00:46:43.146 align:center
Terry's gonna want
the woman's perspective, you know?
00:46:43.230 --> 00:46:45.188 align:center
That's 50 percent of the customer base.
00:46:45.271 --> 00:46:47.230 align:center
- The female demo, yeah.
- Yes.
00:46:47.313 --> 00:46:48.730 align:center
So go find some Gen Z women.
00:46:48.813 --> 00:46:50.480 align:center
- Shit.
- Okay, I gotta go.
00:46:50.563 --> 00:46:52.063 align:center
Hey, did you turn the oven on?
00:46:52.146 --> 00:46:53.521 align:center
No more dino nuggets!
00:46:53.605 --> 00:46:55.938 align:center
- We had dino nuggets…
- Oh!
00:46:56.021 --> 00:46:59.605 align:center
It's the Tiger, Ricardo Montana!
00:46:59.688 --> 00:47:02.563 align:center
The whole city is talking about
the shit you pulled.
00:47:02.646 --> 00:47:05.063 align:center
- Cold-blooded….
- Cold-blooded!
00:47:05.146 --> 00:47:11.438 align:center
All we want to do is show respect
to the new boss of the bosses!
00:47:13.105 --> 00:47:14.896 align:center
Oh!
00:47:14.980 --> 00:47:15.938 align:center
Gracias.
00:47:23.105 --> 00:47:24.730 align:center
Please take this away from me.
00:47:25.813 --> 00:47:28.438 align:center
Something's off
about this Ricardo guy, man.
00:47:32.730 --> 00:47:34.021 align:center
You fucking kidding me?
00:47:41.355 --> 00:47:42.896 align:center
I already know what you thinkin'.
00:47:42.980 --> 00:47:46.230 align:center
"I gotta find me a girl
that's in my league," right?
00:47:46.313 --> 00:47:47.438 align:center
"Somebody normal."
00:47:47.938 --> 00:47:48.771 align:center
Wrong!
00:47:48.855 --> 00:47:51.855 align:center
Tonight, we in the major leagues.
I'mma be your coach.
00:47:51.938 --> 00:47:54.938 align:center
I don't know, man. I feel like a fucking
pervert talking to women in person.
00:47:55.021 --> 00:47:58.313 align:center
I would much rather just comment
on her Instagram till she notices.
00:47:58.396 --> 00:48:00.271 align:center
- Look, here's what you're gonna do.
- Yeah.
00:48:00.355 --> 00:48:02.146 align:center
You gonna look
out there on that dance floor.
00:48:02.230 --> 00:48:05.021 align:center
When you find the prettiest girl,
you gonna point to her. Right?
00:48:05.105 --> 00:48:06.855 align:center
Do something to start the conversation.
00:48:06.938 --> 00:48:10.063 align:center
- Oh, wow.
- Say, "I need help settling this debate."
00:48:10.146 --> 00:48:12.146 align:center
- This is like a master class.
- A debate?
00:48:12.230 --> 00:48:13.980 align:center
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
- Blacks versus whites.
00:48:15.021 --> 00:48:15.980 align:center
- What?
- Probably not.
00:48:16.063 --> 00:48:16.980 align:center
- No, man.
- Whoo!
00:48:17.063 --> 00:48:20.396 align:center
Whoa! Yo. Yo! Remember
the bachelorette party from this morning?
00:48:20.480 --> 00:48:22.105 align:center
- Yeah.
- They're here, dawg.
00:48:22.188 --> 00:48:23.646 align:center
- Six o'clock.
- No way.
00:48:23.730 --> 00:48:26.188 align:center
- We gotta wait till six o'clock?
- No, six o'clock.
00:48:27.771 --> 00:48:29.771 align:center
- Whoo! Cheers!
- Can't touch this…
00:48:30.521 --> 00:48:31.355 align:center
- Hunter.
- Yeah?
00:48:31.438 --> 00:48:33.438 align:center
I'm about to call a play.
We up. Look at me.
00:48:33.521 --> 00:48:35.730 align:center
- Look at what I'm calling.
- I don't know what that means.
00:48:35.813 --> 00:48:37.480 align:center
- Follow me!
- Okay, got it.
00:48:39.813 --> 00:48:41.771 align:center
- ¿Cómo está?
- Hey, what's goin' on?
00:48:42.271 --> 00:48:43.563 align:center
Have a good night. Enjoy.
00:48:44.063 --> 00:48:45.438 align:center
Ladies!
00:48:45.521 --> 00:48:47.771 align:center
Hey! How you doin'? I'm Big Dick Joe.
00:48:47.855 --> 00:48:49.021 align:center
Oh, well, hi.
00:48:49.105 --> 00:48:51.063 align:center
Mmm! What I tell you? What I tell you?
00:48:51.146 --> 00:48:53.146 align:center
Mason. Uh, hey, he's a groom.
00:48:53.230 --> 00:48:54.313 align:center
Bride. I don't know.
00:48:54.396 --> 00:48:56.438 align:center
You guys should have sex
and ruin your marriages!
00:48:56.521 --> 00:48:58.605 align:center
Uh, that's Nick. Forgive him.
00:48:58.688 --> 00:49:00.688 align:center
His sense of humor hasn't grown
since middle school.
00:49:01.271 --> 00:49:03.230 align:center
- Let me keep it going. This is Freshman.
- Hi.
00:49:03.313 --> 00:49:04.438 align:center
- Nice to meet you.
- Freshman?
00:49:04.521 --> 00:49:06.855 align:center
- Like, "Freshman" like school.
- Oh, I went to school too.
00:49:06.938 --> 00:49:08.813 align:center
- I'm gonna go home. I don't wanna do this.
- What?
00:49:08.896 --> 00:49:11.021 align:center
- I'm gonna go home and go to bed.
- No! Absolutely not.
00:49:11.105 --> 00:49:13.688 align:center
I called the play. I called the play! Go.
00:49:13.771 --> 00:49:15.105 align:center
All right, here we go.
00:49:18.355 --> 00:49:19.563 align:center
- You.
- Me?
00:49:19.646 --> 00:49:21.063 align:center
I've been watching you dance.
00:49:21.146 --> 00:49:22.855 align:center
I also have a big penis.
00:49:22.938 --> 00:49:24.688 align:center
Why you doin' the Terminator?
What the fuck?
00:49:24.771 --> 00:49:26.480 align:center
Yeah, I'm just gonna… I'm sorry, I don't.
00:49:26.563 --> 00:49:27.980 align:center
- I'm Hunter. How are you?
- Scarlett.
00:49:28.063 --> 00:49:29.605 align:center
You never bail. Shit.
00:49:29.688 --> 00:49:30.896 align:center
- Hi.
- Oh, hello.
00:49:30.980 --> 00:49:33.021 align:center
- It's nice to meet you.
- How are you? Oh!
00:49:33.105 --> 00:49:34.521 align:center
- Oh, that's cool.
- Yeah.
00:49:34.605 --> 00:49:36.438 align:center
Oh, barking.
00:49:36.521 --> 00:49:37.521 align:center
Yeah. Hey, Joe?
00:49:37.605 --> 00:49:38.896 align:center
- Yeah?
- I'll see you after.
00:49:40.396 --> 00:49:42.396 align:center
- Hey.
- Hi.
00:49:43.646 --> 00:49:44.480 align:center
How you doin'?
00:49:44.563 --> 00:49:46.396 align:center
That over there's
my best friend, Scarlett.
00:49:46.480 --> 00:49:49.188 align:center
She's into big twinks
and she just broke up with her ex.
00:49:49.271 --> 00:49:50.730 align:center
So she's gonna fuck his brains out.
00:49:50.813 --> 00:49:54.896 align:center
And it's like, if they're gonna fuck,
then… then we're gonna fuck, right?
00:49:54.980 --> 00:49:56.271 align:center
No. No, we not.
00:49:56.355 --> 00:49:58.355 align:center
- Pull your dick out.
- What?
00:49:58.438 --> 00:49:59.855 align:center
I can get to it if you want me to.
00:49:59.938 --> 00:50:01.813 align:center
- It's easy if I just put a leg up.
- Huh?
00:50:01.896 --> 00:50:03.646 align:center
- I have a condom on already.
- You got a what?
00:50:09.980 --> 00:50:12.313 align:center
- You gotta try this. It's pretty good.
- Okay.
00:50:12.396 --> 00:50:13.980 align:center
- Oh my gosh!
- Oh! Oh, that's okay.
00:50:14.063 --> 00:50:15.521 align:center
- We can save it.
- It's fine.
00:50:15.605 --> 00:50:17.188 align:center
- Let's just cheers now.
- Okay.
00:50:17.271 --> 00:50:18.688 align:center
Don't spit that. Don't sp--
00:50:18.771 --> 00:50:19.813 align:center
- Hey, hey. Listen.
- Yeah.
00:50:19.896 --> 00:50:23.521 align:center
I know that you're weird and old
and stuff, but this is cool, man.
00:50:23.605 --> 00:50:25.980 align:center
- Thank you.
- Means a lot. Come here, man.
00:50:26.063 --> 00:50:27.813 align:center
- All right.
- That's what grown men do.
00:50:30.230 --> 00:50:32.605 align:center
All right, guys,
split up and find this motherfucker.
00:50:32.688 --> 00:50:34.021 align:center
He's gotta be here somewhere.
00:50:39.188 --> 00:50:42.730 align:center
So we are going to another club.
Do y'all wanna come with us?
00:50:42.813 --> 00:50:44.813 align:center
We got a stretch limo, plenty of room.
00:50:44.896 --> 00:50:47.021 align:center
I think I speak on behalf
of all the guys here
00:50:47.105 --> 00:50:49.021 align:center
that we're trying to have a boys' night.
00:50:49.105 --> 00:50:50.771 align:center
He don't speak for me.
He don't at all.
00:50:50.855 --> 00:50:52.521 align:center
- The fuck?
- Come on, it'll be fun.
00:50:52.605 --> 00:50:53.938 align:center
Ladies, let me talk to the guys.
00:50:54.021 --> 00:50:55.480 align:center
- Yeah.
- Have a little powwow.
00:50:55.563 --> 00:50:57.396 align:center
- Y'all just give us a second.
- Okay.
00:50:57.480 --> 00:50:59.438 align:center
With the guys. Will you back off?
00:50:59.521 --> 00:51:00.730 align:center
- Please.
- Come on, baby.
00:51:06.646 --> 00:51:08.813 align:center
Come on, Hunter!
00:51:08.896 --> 00:51:10.480 align:center
- Whoo!
- Ha ha!
00:51:10.563 --> 00:51:11.688 align:center
- Yeah!
- Dang!
00:51:11.771 --> 00:51:15.813 align:center
- My life changed completely. So fast.
- You're on the plane. You gotta land it.
00:51:15.896 --> 00:51:18.063 align:center
Gotta land the flight.
I gotta be like Sully.
00:51:18.146 --> 00:51:19.146 align:center
- Yes.
- Yeah.
00:51:19.230 --> 00:51:22.021 align:center
Okay. I'mma get right to it.
Who's fucking? Raise your hand.
00:51:22.105 --> 00:51:23.146 align:center
Oh, yeah.
00:51:23.230 --> 00:51:25.896 align:center
- Oh shit, yeah.
- If approached to fuck, I will fuck, sir.
00:51:25.980 --> 00:51:28.313 align:center
And I am not fucking anyone
who isn't Emily,
00:51:28.396 --> 00:51:30.313 align:center
but I will go wherever you guys wanna go.
00:51:30.396 --> 00:51:32.563 align:center
Did you count me? I'm fucking.
I'm fucking ready to fuck.
00:51:32.646 --> 00:51:33.855 align:center
I know, but that's aggressive.
00:51:40.563 --> 00:51:44.021 align:center
All right. Okay, okay, okay. We got
three yeses, one maybe, and one no.
00:51:44.105 --> 00:51:46.188 align:center
I'm not… I'm not…
I'm not fucking either, Mase.
00:51:46.271 --> 00:51:48.855 align:center
- You're not?
- So I got two. Two no fucks, three fucks.
00:51:48.938 --> 00:51:51.521 align:center
Okay? All right, I'm about to call it in.
Ladies.
00:51:51.605 --> 00:51:53.105 align:center
- Yes?
- We're in.
00:51:58.355 --> 00:52:00.146 align:center
- No--
- We'll go in the stretch limo.
00:52:00.230 --> 00:52:01.396 align:center
I know!
00:52:10.021 --> 00:52:11.980 align:center
It's okay. Enjoy your drink.
00:52:13.021 --> 00:52:15.230 align:center
Walk! Just go.
00:52:16.646 --> 00:52:18.230 align:center
Lead the way!
00:52:18.313 --> 00:52:20.855 align:center
- Wanna call your mama?
- Take the bag. No, please…
00:52:20.938 --> 00:52:23.605 align:center
- Meet you in there, baby.
- Get in the car, please!
00:52:23.688 --> 00:52:25.146 align:center
- Hello?
- Hey, babe.
00:52:25.230 --> 00:52:26.188 align:center
Hey… Hey!
00:52:26.271 --> 00:52:27.563 align:center
I think this is the wrong number.
00:52:27.646 --> 00:52:30.480 align:center
- I'm looking for somebody named Ricardo.
- Hah! I can explain that.
00:52:30.563 --> 00:52:32.313 align:center
- I can, I can give you--
- No, thank you.
00:52:32.396 --> 00:52:33.730 align:center
Um, I'm just calling you back.
00:52:33.813 --> 00:52:35.230 align:center
Unless now's not a good time.
00:52:35.313 --> 00:52:37.605 align:center
No. No, no, no. No!
This… this is a great time.
00:52:37.688 --> 00:52:39.313 align:center
Joe! Come on!
00:52:39.396 --> 00:52:41.146 align:center
Hurry up. Get your dick in here!
00:52:42.813 --> 00:52:45.396 align:center
- Shut up and get the fuck in the car.
- Who is that?
00:52:45.480 --> 00:52:47.438 align:center
I'm in the v… I'm in the big van.
00:52:47.521 --> 00:52:48.980 align:center
Who the fuck is that?
00:52:49.063 --> 00:52:52.355 align:center
Oh, who's that? You… No. Ah. That's, um…
00:52:52.438 --> 00:52:53.688 align:center
Hunter… So this…
00:52:53.771 --> 00:52:55.605 align:center
It's crazy. He broke up--
00:52:55.688 --> 00:52:57.521 align:center
Whether you like it or not?
00:52:57.605 --> 00:52:59.188 align:center
You're gonna give me that dick!
00:52:59.271 --> 00:53:00.813 align:center
No dick for you.
00:53:00.896 --> 00:53:01.855 align:center
You there?
00:53:01.938 --> 00:53:04.271 align:center
Babe, you know what?
Actually, if I could… Give me…
00:53:04.355 --> 00:53:06.063 align:center
Give me, like…
give me, like, a quick minute.
00:53:06.146 --> 00:53:08.563 align:center
- Let me deal with some stuff real quick--
- No.
00:53:08.646 --> 00:53:12.396 align:center
I cannot wait
to be a priority in your life.
00:53:12.480 --> 00:53:14.063 align:center
- I can't.
- What? Why would you say that?
00:53:14.146 --> 00:53:16.188 align:center
- You are the priority.
- I'm not.
00:53:16.271 --> 00:53:19.396 align:center
Because if I was,
you would be here and not there.
00:53:19.480 --> 00:53:22.230 align:center
And clearly moving in together
was a big mistake.
00:53:22.313 --> 00:53:24.980 align:center
- I'll be gone when you get back.
- No, no, no, no. Babe, don't hang up.
00:53:25.063 --> 00:53:26.730 align:center
That's…
00:53:27.480 --> 00:53:29.438 align:center
Baby, you done with your phone call?
00:53:32.730 --> 00:53:34.521 align:center
Joe, talk to me, man. What's up?
00:53:35.021 --> 00:53:37.271 align:center
Jen is leaving. She's movin' out.
00:53:38.521 --> 00:53:41.313 align:center
Okay, so… what are you gonna do about it?
00:53:42.438 --> 00:53:44.813 align:center
That's a good question, Mason.
I don't know.
00:53:47.021 --> 00:53:48.146 align:center
I got the perfect thing.
00:53:48.230 --> 00:53:50.396 align:center
I'm gonna ask you
a couple of questions from a quiz
00:53:50.480 --> 00:53:52.813 align:center
that was really popular
online like a year ago, okay?
00:53:52.896 --> 00:53:57.355 align:center
But the most important thing is
that you answer without thinking, okay?
00:53:58.188 --> 00:53:59.021 align:center
Sure.
00:53:59.105 --> 00:54:00.313 align:center
Do you love this woman?
00:54:01.063 --> 00:54:01.896 align:center
Yes.
00:54:01.980 --> 00:54:05.146 align:center
Okay. Do you wanna spend
the rest of your life with her?
00:54:05.230 --> 00:54:06.730 align:center
Don't think, just answer.
00:54:06.813 --> 00:54:08.896 align:center
Do you wanna spend
the rest of your life with her?
00:54:10.646 --> 00:54:11.521 align:center
Yes.
00:54:11.605 --> 00:54:13.146 align:center
You passed the test.
00:54:13.896 --> 00:54:16.480 align:center
That's the test?
Two questions, that's the…
00:54:16.563 --> 00:54:18.521 align:center
No, the test had like, a hundred questions
00:54:18.605 --> 00:54:21.521 align:center
that basically boiled down to you
and your partner's sleeping numbers.
00:54:21.605 --> 00:54:23.730 align:center
It was like a mattress firm brand quiz.
00:54:23.813 --> 00:54:27.396 align:center
But you answered the two
most important questions correctly.
00:54:27.480 --> 00:54:28.355 align:center
Mmm.
00:54:28.438 --> 00:54:34.063 align:center
See, who cares if we don't have
all the pieces fitting perfectly together?
00:54:34.146 --> 00:54:36.438 align:center
Go home and tell her that you love her,
00:54:36.521 --> 00:54:39.271 align:center
that you wanna be with her forever.
00:54:39.771 --> 00:54:42.021 align:center
I promise you, if she is the right one,
00:54:42.730 --> 00:54:44.438 align:center
she will take you as you are.
00:54:45.563 --> 00:54:46.480 align:center
Wow.
00:54:47.230 --> 00:54:49.688 align:center
How old are you again?
00:54:52.521 --> 00:54:55.063 align:center
- Well, I got it.
- Did you ask me if I wanted a shot?
00:54:55.146 --> 00:54:56.396 align:center
- A shot!
- Yes!
00:54:56.480 --> 00:54:57.771 align:center
I'm not getting married, guys!
00:54:57.855 --> 00:55:01.105 align:center
So I can still have some fun. Come on!
00:55:01.188 --> 00:55:03.188 align:center
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
00:55:03.271 --> 00:55:04.521 align:center
- Yeah!
- Whoo!
00:55:04.605 --> 00:55:06.188 align:center
You guys should talk, man.
00:55:06.271 --> 00:55:09.771 align:center
Uh, no. He has
the emotional intelligence of a child.
00:55:09.855 --> 00:55:11.855 align:center
- Whoo! I like that. I like that.
- Yeah!
00:55:11.938 --> 00:55:15.355 align:center
The bond that you guys share, man,
it's… it's pretty amazing.
00:55:15.438 --> 00:55:18.021 align:center
Like, that scrapbook, the memories,
00:55:18.105 --> 00:55:20.230 align:center
that's the stuff worth fighting for.
00:55:20.313 --> 00:55:24.105 align:center
I hope that you find a way
to have a conversation.
00:55:24.188 --> 00:55:25.563 align:center
I hope so.
00:55:27.230 --> 00:55:30.313 align:center
Hey, I've been meanin', uh…
to talk to you about somethin'.
00:55:30.396 --> 00:55:33.188 align:center
- Yeah.
- It's a little, um… work-related.
00:55:33.271 --> 00:55:34.146 align:center
Uh-huh.
00:55:35.146 --> 00:55:37.605 align:center
- Hi! All out of beverage.
- We're doing shots.
00:55:37.688 --> 00:55:40.146 align:center
And I got to drink some more.
You promised me. You promised.
00:55:40.230 --> 00:55:42.563 align:center
Don't start yawning now. We had a deal.
00:55:42.646 --> 00:55:45.605 align:center
I have some for you. Glug-glug-glug.
00:55:45.688 --> 00:55:49.105 align:center
That last shot, though,
I think I might have… made a mistake.
00:55:49.188 --> 00:55:51.521 align:center
Guys, it's all spinning.
00:55:51.605 --> 00:55:53.771 align:center
- You gonna take care of me…
- What's goin' on?
00:55:53.855 --> 00:55:55.438 align:center
This car is so long.
00:55:55.521 --> 00:55:57.021 align:center
Hey.
00:55:58.563 --> 00:56:00.230 align:center
What, baby? What you worried about?
00:56:00.313 --> 00:56:03.021 align:center
Everybody over here
all of a sudden taking a nap.
00:56:09.271 --> 00:56:11.105 align:center
I know you fucking lying…
00:56:11.188 --> 00:56:14.105 align:center
You fucking lying… lying…
00:56:15.521 --> 00:56:17.688 align:center
Night-night, bitch.
00:56:43.313 --> 00:56:44.896 align:center
Yo, is everybody okay?
00:56:44.980 --> 00:56:45.980 align:center
I think so.
00:56:46.063 --> 00:56:47.605 align:center
Shit!
00:56:47.688 --> 00:56:50.313 align:center
They stole my phone and my wallet.
00:56:51.563 --> 00:56:53.688 align:center
Guys, it's all gone, all of it.
00:56:53.771 --> 00:56:54.730 align:center
Wait, what?
00:56:55.438 --> 00:56:57.105 align:center
What the fuck? Wait, they…
00:56:57.188 --> 00:56:59.605 align:center
- They fucking robbed us, man.
- That's what I just said.
00:56:59.688 --> 00:57:01.605 align:center
I knew it, dude.
Those girls were bad news.
00:57:01.688 --> 00:57:05.396 align:center
So many red flags. That girl was
hooking up with Hunter in five minutes.
00:57:05.480 --> 00:57:07.855 align:center
Her name was Scarlett.
I think we had something real.
00:57:07.938 --> 00:57:09.438 align:center
Oh, shut the fuck up.
00:57:09.521 --> 00:57:11.688 align:center
If we're here, I hope the girls are okay.
00:57:13.480 --> 00:57:15.646 align:center
- Freshman, the girls robbed us.
- Huh?
00:57:15.730 --> 00:57:18.021 align:center
The girls are the ones
who fuckin' robbed us, man.
00:57:18.105 --> 00:57:19.105 align:center
Girls can be bad?
00:57:19.188 --> 00:57:20.188 align:center
Wait. Wait, wait.
00:57:20.688 --> 00:57:22.063 align:center
Where's the book, dude?
00:57:22.646 --> 00:57:24.063 align:center
The fucking book, guys.
00:57:25.688 --> 00:57:27.313 align:center
They stole the fucking book, man.
00:57:27.396 --> 00:57:29.563 align:center
- They took the fucking book, Joe!
- I'm sorry.
00:57:29.646 --> 00:57:32.646 align:center
- This big excursion, so fun, man.
- I'm sorry.
00:57:32.730 --> 00:57:35.396 align:center
You're sorry? That's great.
That helps a lot, dude. Fuck!
00:57:36.521 --> 00:57:38.480 align:center
I mean, what the fuck?
How are we gonna get back?
00:57:38.563 --> 00:57:41.688 align:center
- We don't even know where we are.
- We could be in fucking Cuba.
00:57:41.771 --> 00:57:42.688 align:center
We're not in Cuba.
00:57:42.771 --> 00:57:46.146 align:center
Joe, what are we doing, man?
What are we supposed to do right now?
00:57:46.730 --> 00:57:50.855 align:center
Come on, on your feet. Let's just…
Let's walk, see if we can find a road.
00:57:55.188 --> 00:57:57.771 align:center
Give me the strength to carry on
00:57:59.271 --> 00:58:01.730 align:center
Give me the strength to carry on…
00:58:02.646 --> 00:58:05.396 align:center
Hey, Joe, this a beach.
00:58:05.896 --> 00:58:08.396 align:center
We're on a fuckin' island, guys.
00:58:08.480 --> 00:58:09.896 align:center
Think about it
00:58:10.355 --> 00:58:13.688 align:center
I think about it, I think about it…
00:58:15.396 --> 00:58:16.396 align:center
Tiny-ass island.
00:58:16.480 --> 00:58:18.480 align:center
We're gonna fucking die out here, man.
00:58:18.563 --> 00:58:20.230 align:center
We're gonna have to resort to cannibalism.
00:58:20.313 --> 00:58:22.438 align:center
Yeah. We're gonna eat each other out.
00:58:22.521 --> 00:58:24.938 align:center
No, Freshman, just eat each other.
00:58:25.021 --> 00:58:26.813 align:center
Yeah. They do it
in the movies all the time.
00:58:26.896 --> 00:58:28.855 align:center
- You will be the first one.
- I'm not…
00:58:29.438 --> 00:58:30.605 align:center
- Shit.
- Hold on.
00:58:30.688 --> 00:58:32.605 align:center
- What?
- A boat. Look.
00:58:32.688 --> 00:58:34.396 align:center
- There's a boat!
- Hey! Hey!
00:58:36.646 --> 00:58:38.105 align:center
- Hey.
- Hey, sir.
00:58:38.188 --> 00:58:39.730 align:center
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:58:39.813 --> 00:58:41.938 align:center
What the hell? Where did you come from?
00:58:42.021 --> 00:58:43.438 align:center
Have you been watching us?
00:58:43.521 --> 00:58:44.855 align:center
Yeah, from… from over there.
00:58:44.938 --> 00:58:47.605 align:center
Look, it's an emergency.
These women… girls, rather,
00:58:47.688 --> 00:58:50.230 align:center
they, uh, took our phones,
our wallets, right?
00:58:50.313 --> 00:58:51.146 align:center
Self-respect.
00:58:51.230 --> 00:58:52.980 align:center
- Bad people.
- Pretty people, though.
00:58:53.063 --> 00:58:56.563 align:center
We're just trying to see
if maybe we can get a ride back to Miami.
00:59:00.771 --> 00:59:02.563 align:center
Twist it, twist it!
00:59:02.646 --> 00:59:04.313 align:center
If it's there, we breathe in!
00:59:05.980 --> 00:59:07.980 align:center
- Yeah! It stinks…
- Tell you what, man.
00:59:08.063 --> 00:59:11.146 align:center
We can count our positives
way more than we can count the negatives.
00:59:11.230 --> 00:59:12.938 align:center
If that fisherman hadn't been there--
00:59:13.021 --> 00:59:14.313 align:center
Dude, just shut the fuck up, man.
00:59:14.396 --> 00:59:16.480 align:center
Am I the only one
who's wondering where we are?
00:59:16.563 --> 00:59:18.938 align:center
- We're on a boat.
- No, I know we're on a boat, man.
00:59:19.021 --> 00:59:21.146 align:center
I'm saying this doesn't feel like
a normal fishing boat.
00:59:21.230 --> 00:59:23.146 align:center
- What is all this fucking shit?
- Probably fish.
00:59:23.230 --> 00:59:25.313 align:center
- Let's just open it.
- It should be fish.
00:59:25.396 --> 00:59:27.355 align:center
It's not fish. Why would it be locked up?
00:59:27.438 --> 00:59:28.855 align:center
Okay.
00:59:31.146 --> 00:59:32.355 align:center
Wh… what is that?
00:59:32.438 --> 00:59:33.313 align:center
Pool noodle?
00:59:33.396 --> 00:59:35.605 align:center
- Freshly used.
- It's not a pool noodle.
00:59:35.688 --> 00:59:37.896 align:center
Yeah, the kids grab 'em
and play with 'em in the…
00:59:37.980 --> 00:59:39.438 align:center
In the pool.
00:59:39.521 --> 00:59:41.896 align:center
- Heavier than they normally would be.
- What's so funny?
00:59:41.980 --> 00:59:44.313 align:center
What the fuck are you laughing at,
Freshman? What's funny?
00:59:44.396 --> 00:59:46.105 align:center
The boxes say
"Kujira no penisu."
00:59:46.188 --> 00:59:47.396 align:center
What language is that? What?
00:59:47.480 --> 00:59:49.896 align:center
- Every box is in Japanese.
- You can read Japanese?
00:59:49.980 --> 00:59:51.938 align:center
- Yeah.
- What do you mean, "yeah"?
00:59:52.021 --> 00:59:53.688 align:center
- I'm a hyperpolyglot.
- You're a what?
00:59:53.771 --> 00:59:55.980 align:center
Hyperpolyglot.
Like, I know a bunch of languages.
00:59:56.063 --> 00:59:57.396 align:center
Hey, man, what the fuck is it?
00:59:57.480 --> 00:59:59.980 align:center
It's a whale dick, man.
You got a whale dick in your hand.
01:00:00.063 --> 01:00:02.230 align:center
- You couldn't start with that?
- Hey, relax.
01:00:02.313 --> 01:00:05.480 align:center
- Why didn't you fuckin' start with that?
- There's gotta be at least 50 whale dicks.
01:00:05.563 --> 01:00:07.438 align:center
- These are extremely valuable.
- What?
01:00:07.521 --> 01:00:09.313 align:center
There's a whole black market
to sell these.
01:00:09.396 --> 01:00:11.855 align:center
- They have healing and aphrodisiac power.
- How do you know?
01:00:11.938 --> 01:00:14.271 align:center
- Did you study whale dicks?
- Briefly, online.
01:00:14.355 --> 01:00:16.063 align:center
- Is this illegal?
- They're fucking smugglers.
01:00:16.146 --> 01:00:17.355 align:center
- I told you!
- Sh, sh!
01:00:17.438 --> 01:00:18.396 align:center
Sh, sh, sh!
01:00:21.813 --> 01:00:23.688 align:center
This is the US Coast Guard.
01:00:23.771 --> 01:00:26.271 align:center
Stop your vessel. Prepare to be boarded.
01:00:26.355 --> 01:00:27.938 align:center
Board this, asshole!
01:00:28.021 --> 01:00:30.521 align:center
- We gotta get outta here now.
- Do not go out there.
01:00:30.605 --> 01:00:33.313 align:center
Know why? 'Cause right now,
whatever the fuck is happening up there,
01:00:33.396 --> 01:00:35.605 align:center
they gonna assume we're part
of whatever the fuck this is.
01:00:35.688 --> 01:00:38.063 align:center
They're not getting my penises!
01:00:42.563 --> 01:00:43.688 align:center
Do not fucking move.
01:00:43.771 --> 01:00:46.271 align:center
- Don't move? They're shooting!
- I don't give a shit what they do.
01:00:46.355 --> 01:00:49.021 align:center
- I don't wanna get shot.
- You'll get shot if you go up there.
01:00:49.105 --> 01:00:50.063 align:center
We're gonna stay here.
01:00:50.146 --> 01:00:51.188 align:center
- Hey.
- Stay here.
01:00:51.271 --> 01:00:53.521 align:center
Drop your weapons and put your hands up.
01:00:54.021 --> 01:00:56.313 align:center
Isn't there someone else
you could be arresting?
01:00:56.396 --> 01:00:57.396 align:center
Listen.
01:00:57.480 --> 01:00:59.063 align:center
- Whoo!
- They jumped off the boat.
01:00:59.146 --> 01:01:00.855 align:center
- What do you mean?
- They jumped off!
01:01:00.938 --> 01:01:04.605 align:center
- So who's driving the fucking boat?
- There's no one driving the fucking boat.
01:01:05.188 --> 01:01:08.771 align:center
Joe! Joe, Joe.
What do you mean? It's water, Joe!
01:01:08.855 --> 01:01:10.063 align:center
Oh no!
01:01:10.146 --> 01:01:12.105 align:center
- Go, go!
- Get the fuck out!
01:01:12.188 --> 01:01:14.063 align:center
- What? Oh shit.
- Get the fuck out!
01:01:14.146 --> 01:01:15.813 align:center
I got it.
01:01:15.896 --> 01:01:17.396 align:center
Okay, I got it.
01:01:17.480 --> 01:01:18.355 align:center
Oh!
01:01:18.438 --> 01:01:20.730 align:center
- Look, look! Turn it. Turn it and push it!
- Okay.
01:01:20.813 --> 01:01:21.646 align:center
- Turn it?
- Hurry up!
01:01:21.730 --> 01:01:22.730 align:center
- And push.
- Come on!
01:01:22.813 --> 01:01:23.855 align:center
- It ain't opening!
- Sorry!
01:01:23.938 --> 01:01:26.480 align:center
- I'm really sorry.
- What are you sorry about? Get it open!
01:01:26.563 --> 01:01:29.021 align:center
- We'll do it together. Let's go on three.
- No.
01:01:29.105 --> 01:01:30.021 align:center
- What?
- Can't do three.
01:01:30.105 --> 01:01:32.396 align:center
- What?
- I'm not good on threes. Let's do four.
01:01:32.480 --> 01:01:33.730 align:center
- Okay, fine. Fuck!
- You ready?
01:01:33.813 --> 01:01:35.688 align:center
One, two, three, four.
01:01:37.063 --> 01:01:38.271 align:center
- I told you.
- Yes!
01:01:38.355 --> 01:01:39.855 align:center
- All my life.
- I've never done on four.
01:01:39.938 --> 01:01:41.230 align:center
- I can't.
- I've only done three.
01:01:41.313 --> 01:01:43.271 align:center
- I've never been able to do three.
- Go!
01:01:43.355 --> 01:01:45.855 align:center
- Go!
- Okay, yep. Sorry, you're right. Come on.
01:01:45.938 --> 01:01:47.771 align:center
- Wait for me.
- Grab a whale dick!
01:01:47.855 --> 01:01:48.688 align:center
Swim to the beach.
01:01:49.771 --> 01:01:51.355 align:center
- Grab a dick.
- Grab a what?
01:01:51.438 --> 01:01:52.855 align:center
- I got a dick.
- Grab a dick!
01:01:55.688 --> 01:01:57.896 align:center
It's good these things float.
01:01:57.980 --> 01:01:59.688 align:center
They way better than pool noodles.
01:01:59.771 --> 01:02:02.771 align:center
- I just need to lay down.
- I swallowed so much water.
01:02:02.855 --> 01:02:05.688 align:center
I wish I could thank the whale
that this dick belonged to.
01:02:07.730 --> 01:02:09.313 align:center
I'm so thirsty.
01:02:14.688 --> 01:02:17.105 align:center
Guys, dang, man!
We can say whatever we want.
01:02:17.188 --> 01:02:19.188 align:center
- Without these dicks, we don't make it.
- Hey, Joe.
01:02:19.271 --> 01:02:20.563 align:center
- Yeah?
- There's a jellyfish.
01:02:20.646 --> 01:02:23.313 align:center
Oh, shit! Guys, jellyfish at nine o'clock.
01:02:23.396 --> 01:02:25.105 align:center
Listen. One of those sting you, it's over.
01:02:25.188 --> 01:02:26.271 align:center
- Ooh! Fuck! Dude!
- What?
01:02:26.355 --> 01:02:27.855 align:center
- I think it got you.
- Joe.
01:02:27.938 --> 01:02:29.480 align:center
- It got who?
- Your face!
01:02:29.563 --> 01:02:31.188 align:center
- It got me on the fuckin' face?
- Oh!
01:02:31.271 --> 01:02:32.771 align:center
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, shit!
01:02:34.313 --> 01:02:36.271 align:center
- Do you feel anything?
- Guys, I think it got me!
01:02:36.355 --> 01:02:38.105 align:center
- Yeah, no, we know!
- It got me!
01:02:38.188 --> 01:02:39.480 align:center
- Use the dick.
- What?
01:02:39.563 --> 01:02:42.313 align:center
- The dick has healing properties.
- Is it fuckin' swollen?
01:02:42.396 --> 01:02:44.980 align:center
- If you put your face on it, it will help.
- No! No!
01:02:45.063 --> 01:02:47.521 align:center
And I hate to say it,
but it's concentrated mostly in the tip.
01:02:47.605 --> 01:02:49.313 align:center
That's bullshit, man!
01:02:49.396 --> 01:02:52.855 align:center
By the way, we are so lucky,
'cause this one has some semen left over.
01:02:55.605 --> 01:02:57.480 align:center
Whatever it is, it's numbing it a little.
01:03:01.271 --> 01:03:03.688 align:center
Hey, Joe,
at least take the whale to dinner first.
01:03:03.771 --> 01:03:07.063 align:center
- Why don't you go fuck yourself, Nick?
- That whale will never forget you!
01:03:07.146 --> 01:03:09.771 align:center
Okay, that's not…
That's honestly ridiculous, guys.
01:03:09.855 --> 01:03:12.063 align:center
I gotta get Benadryl and some ginger.
01:03:12.146 --> 01:03:13.146 align:center
I need ginger.
01:03:13.230 --> 01:03:15.021 align:center
'Cause my body,
the way that my body works,
01:03:15.105 --> 01:03:17.021 align:center
sometimes I just gotta
settle down the energy.
01:03:17.105 --> 01:03:18.438 align:center
God, it fuckin' hurts.
01:03:18.938 --> 01:03:20.396 align:center
That got pretty epic back there,
01:03:20.480 --> 01:03:23.188 align:center
but… we almost drowned in that boat,
and you saved us.
01:03:23.271 --> 01:03:25.771 align:center
I honestly just did what I had to do, man.
01:03:26.688 --> 01:03:28.355 align:center
I was thinking, um…
01:03:29.271 --> 01:03:31.396 align:center
I'd really appreciate it
if you came to my wedding, Joe.
01:03:31.480 --> 01:03:32.938 align:center
Say that again?
01:03:33.938 --> 01:03:37.396 align:center
Joe, you are a part of this family
as much as anybody else.
01:03:37.480 --> 01:03:39.438 align:center
So I want you there on my big day. Please.
01:03:39.521 --> 01:03:42.480 align:center
It'd be my fucking honor. You hear me?
01:03:42.563 --> 01:03:43.938 align:center
- All right. Let's--
- I mean that.
01:03:44.021 --> 01:03:46.230 align:center
- Let's go get you some Benadryl.
- Yeah, I'm fine.
01:03:46.313 --> 01:03:49.105 align:center
By the way, already feeling better
after that news.
01:03:49.188 --> 01:03:51.980 align:center
I send you out all night
and you come back with nothing?
01:03:52.063 --> 01:03:53.271 align:center
What is this guy, a ghost?
01:03:53.355 --> 01:03:55.688 align:center
There's too many people
on the streets talking.
01:03:55.771 --> 01:03:58.271 align:center
If word gets out that it's okay
to steal from me?
01:03:58.355 --> 01:03:59.188 align:center
- Fuck no.
- Stop.
01:03:59.271 --> 01:04:01.313 align:center
- I want my drugs back. Tonight.
- Go back.
01:04:01.396 --> 01:04:02.355 align:center
Stop.
01:04:02.438 --> 01:04:03.980 align:center
- Fuck! There he is.
- What?
01:04:04.063 --> 01:04:06.813 align:center
I knew I knew that son of a bitch.
He's staying at one of our mansions.
01:04:06.896 --> 01:04:09.230 align:center
- Pull up the address.
- He's renting one of our properties?
01:04:09.313 --> 01:04:11.771 align:center
He broke in your summer closet
after you put that label on it.
01:04:11.855 --> 01:04:14.688 align:center
And you didn't recognize him?
What are you, a fuckin' idiot?
01:04:14.771 --> 01:04:16.646 align:center
He's a fucking dead man.
01:04:24.021 --> 01:04:25.480 align:center
Unbelievable.
01:04:25.563 --> 01:04:27.355 align:center
Holy shit, my feet hurt.
01:04:27.855 --> 01:04:29.646 align:center
Get some water.
Can someone get some water?
01:04:31.063 --> 01:04:32.271 align:center
- Thanks.
- Mm-hmm.
01:04:32.355 --> 01:04:34.938 align:center
You know what I think? I probably
should get some more Benadryl.
01:04:35.021 --> 01:04:37.146 align:center
We could try Find My Phone
on your computer.
01:04:37.230 --> 01:04:39.146 align:center
It's a good idea, Mason. A real good idea.
01:04:39.230 --> 01:04:41.688 align:center
You know, maybe we can
find those girls and get our shit back.
01:04:41.771 --> 01:04:44.146 align:center
Hey, Joe, what are
all these photos and videos of us?
01:04:46.605 --> 01:04:48.146 align:center
Ohh… Oh, that's right.
01:04:48.230 --> 01:04:49.230 align:center
What is this?
01:04:50.271 --> 01:04:54.396 align:center
- What's up?
- "Unlimited campaign pitch deck"?
01:04:54.480 --> 01:04:56.563 align:center
The fuck? That's why
you brought the Unlimited bottles?
01:04:56.646 --> 01:04:58.105 align:center
This is a fucking marketing campaign?
01:04:58.188 --> 01:05:01.021 align:center
You've been doing,
like, corporate espionage.
01:05:01.105 --> 01:05:05.105 align:center
Listen to me, Nick.
That is not what corporate espionage is.
01:05:05.188 --> 01:05:06.438 align:center
Bro, look at the angle on this.
01:05:06.521 --> 01:05:08.646 align:center
That's what that fake-ass necklace was.
It was a camera!
01:05:08.730 --> 01:05:12.146 align:center
Why you guys acting like this, hmm?
Y'all should be honored.
01:05:12.230 --> 01:05:15.813 align:center
How fuckin' delusional do you gotta be
to think that we would be honored
01:05:15.896 --> 01:05:18.188 align:center
that you commodified our life
just to sell shit?
01:05:18.271 --> 01:05:21.021 align:center
What? This whole weekend's
just been some kind of fuckin' lie, huh?
01:05:21.105 --> 01:05:22.063 align:center
I feel violated.
01:05:22.146 --> 01:05:24.813 align:center
- Hunter…
- You exploited us without our consent!
01:05:24.896 --> 01:05:26.563 align:center
For your own personal shit.
01:05:26.646 --> 01:05:27.980 align:center
You're a monster, Joe.
01:05:28.063 --> 01:05:28.980 align:center
Now, that's enough.
01:05:29.063 --> 01:05:30.396 align:center
That is enough!
01:05:30.480 --> 01:05:33.063 align:center
- I'm not a monster!
- Joe.
01:05:34.688 --> 01:05:36.188 align:center
I don't feel Miami no more, man.
01:05:36.271 --> 01:05:39.855 align:center
Freshman, now, hold on. Freshman.
Freshman, don't walk off like this.
01:05:39.938 --> 01:05:41.688 align:center
You still in Miami.
01:05:42.396 --> 01:05:45.730 align:center
Thought you got me out of my slump,
but you're just like Elizabeth.
01:05:46.563 --> 01:05:48.521 align:center
You look and sound
exactly like her right now.
01:05:49.105 --> 01:05:50.896 align:center
Fuck you, Joe.
01:05:50.980 --> 01:05:54.313 align:center
Fuck me? I'm… I'm the one
that almost got your dick sucked.
01:05:54.855 --> 01:05:55.813 align:center
Almost.
01:05:57.021 --> 01:05:59.521 align:center
This is crazy, guys.
01:06:00.188 --> 01:06:02.271 align:center
- I trusted you, man.
- Hey. Hey.
01:06:02.355 --> 01:06:06.355 align:center
Out of all people, you…
you the one that should be on my side.
01:06:06.438 --> 01:06:07.938 align:center
After what you said, remember?
01:06:08.021 --> 01:06:11.730 align:center
You said Nick has
the emotional intelligence of a child.
01:06:12.813 --> 01:06:14.480 align:center
Did you not say that to me?
01:06:14.563 --> 01:06:16.313 align:center
I know he's all drugged up.
01:06:16.813 --> 01:06:18.480 align:center
There's no way you said that to him.
01:06:20.605 --> 01:06:22.271 align:center
- Tell him, Mason.
- Right?
01:06:24.896 --> 01:06:25.896 align:center
Yeah.
01:06:26.730 --> 01:06:27.938 align:center
Yeah, you know what, Nick?
01:06:28.021 --> 01:06:31.480 align:center
It has been a little difficult
to talk to you since I got engaged.
01:06:31.563 --> 01:06:35.563 align:center
What? Are you serious?
You friend-cheated on me with this weirdo?
01:06:35.646 --> 01:06:38.271 align:center
It was just nice
01:06:38.355 --> 01:06:41.730 align:center
to talk to somebody
about how excited I am to be engaged
01:06:41.813 --> 01:06:45.313 align:center
without being called a pussy
every five seconds.
01:06:45.396 --> 01:06:49.063 align:center
What are you talking about, Mase? That's
what our whole relationship is based on.
01:06:49.146 --> 01:06:52.646 align:center
- That's how I show you--
- I'm telling you that doesn't work for me.
01:06:52.730 --> 01:06:53.771 align:center
Let it land.
01:06:53.855 --> 01:06:55.855 align:center
- Shut up, Joe!
- Shut the fuck up, Joe!
01:06:56.855 --> 01:06:58.438 align:center
- Fair.
- You know what?
01:06:59.146 --> 01:07:00.563 align:center
- Your little project?
- Don't do that.
01:07:00.646 --> 01:07:02.605 align:center
- Mmm?
- Hey, uh, okay, Nick?
01:07:02.688 --> 01:07:05.480 align:center
- I'm gonna tell you this one time.
- Hmm? Do you think this is cool, Joe?
01:07:05.563 --> 01:07:08.813 align:center
You do what I think you're about to, it's
gonna be some furniture movin' in here.
01:07:08.896 --> 01:07:11.313 align:center
- Swimmin' with the fishes, Joe.
- No, Nick, no--
01:07:11.396 --> 01:07:13.438 align:center
Oh, you got some fuckin' nerve, don't you?
01:07:13.521 --> 01:07:15.688 align:center
Goddamn it! You done did it.
01:07:15.771 --> 01:07:16.896 align:center
Ah, shit!
01:07:16.980 --> 01:07:19.480 align:center
They say I got seven seconds.
Can't hook it.
01:07:19.563 --> 01:07:20.563 align:center
You…
01:07:21.855 --> 01:07:24.563 align:center
You done fucked up, Nick. You hear me?
01:07:24.646 --> 01:07:26.605 align:center
You a bad person, Joe.
01:07:26.688 --> 01:07:27.980 align:center
Yeah, you better walk away.
01:07:28.063 --> 01:07:31.730 align:center
That's what you better do.
You better storm out like a little child.
01:07:31.813 --> 01:07:35.271 align:center
I can't believe that shit.
Mason, can you believe that?
01:07:37.271 --> 01:07:38.938 align:center
Joe, you gotta leave, man.
01:07:49.313 --> 01:07:50.855 align:center
So that's how it's gonna be, huh?
01:07:50.938 --> 01:07:53.355 align:center
Well, my name is still on that contract.
01:07:53.438 --> 01:07:55.771 align:center
Hey, y'all gonna give me my luggage?
01:08:03.855 --> 01:08:05.063 align:center
Mmm.
01:08:05.896 --> 01:08:06.896 align:center
Aah.
01:08:07.396 --> 01:08:10.438 align:center
I probably took more than I'm supposed
to take, but I feel like I had to.
01:08:10.521 --> 01:08:12.938 align:center
I think it's going down,
which is a good thing, right?
01:08:13.021 --> 01:08:14.771 align:center
Having such a bad day.
01:08:15.313 --> 01:08:17.938 align:center
Lost my goddamn phone.
I ain't got no wallet.
01:08:18.021 --> 01:08:19.230 align:center
Can't pay for shit.
01:08:19.313 --> 01:08:21.271 align:center
- God damn.
- What'd you just say?
01:08:21.355 --> 01:08:23.271 align:center
- Hmm?
- You said you can't pay for this?
01:08:23.355 --> 01:08:25.646 align:center
I said I can't play with this.
I don't fuck with that water.
01:08:29.730 --> 01:08:31.563 align:center
Whoo!
01:08:31.646 --> 01:08:32.813 align:center
Whoo! Yeah!
01:08:36.188 --> 01:08:37.938 align:center
I know you fuckin' lyin'.
01:08:40.313 --> 01:08:41.730 align:center
Hey!
01:08:45.480 --> 01:08:47.563 align:center
Hey! Don't trust them bitches!
01:08:47.646 --> 01:08:49.188 align:center
Shots! Shots! Shots!
01:08:49.271 --> 01:08:52.021 align:center
Wait! Them bitches are robbers!
01:08:52.105 --> 01:08:54.021 align:center
They're fuckin' robbers!
01:08:54.105 --> 01:08:55.563 align:center
Don't trust them!
01:09:05.438 --> 01:09:06.313 align:center
Aah!
01:09:06.396 --> 01:09:08.063 align:center
I was having…
01:09:08.146 --> 01:09:09.188 align:center
Aah!
01:09:09.271 --> 01:09:11.563 align:center
Aah!
01:09:11.646 --> 01:09:13.813 align:center
- Hey, what the fuck was that?
- Yah!
01:09:13.896 --> 01:09:15.688 align:center
- Oh, shit!
- Surprise, bitches!
01:09:15.771 --> 01:09:17.855 align:center
Guess who's back from Roofie Island?
01:09:17.938 --> 01:09:19.813 align:center
Oh my God!
01:09:19.896 --> 01:09:21.563 align:center
- Everybody stay still!
- What the fuck?
01:09:21.646 --> 01:09:25.271 align:center
Listen to me. I'm here to save your life
because these bitches, they crooks!
01:09:25.355 --> 01:09:26.313 align:center
- What, man?
- No!
01:09:26.396 --> 01:09:28.188 align:center
- Oh, fuck!
- Don't you fucking drink that!
01:09:28.271 --> 01:09:30.021 align:center
Don't drink it!
They gonna fucking drug y'all!
01:09:30.105 --> 01:09:32.521 align:center
You hear me? You're not gonna be yourself.
01:09:33.021 --> 01:09:33.855 align:center
He drank it.
01:09:33.938 --> 01:09:36.688 align:center
- Hey, brother, look at me. He gone!
- He's smashed.
01:09:36.771 --> 01:09:39.063 align:center
- Shut your ass up! Hey, man!
- He just looks like that!
01:09:39.146 --> 01:09:41.688 align:center
Look at me, man.
Don't you fucking die on me!
01:09:41.771 --> 01:09:43.230 align:center
- Fuck this shit! I'm out.
- No, no…
01:09:43.313 --> 01:09:46.230 align:center
You gotta get him some fucking food,
man. Put somethin' on his system.
01:09:46.313 --> 01:09:48.146 align:center
- Put somethin' on his system.
- Noted!
01:09:48.230 --> 01:09:49.938 align:center
Get him some fuckin' water!
01:09:50.938 --> 01:09:54.563 align:center
Ohh. Now, I see this
goin' one of two ways.
01:09:54.646 --> 01:09:57.605 align:center
You can either go the easy way
or the hard way.
01:09:57.688 --> 01:09:59.146 align:center
Easy way is real simple.
01:09:59.230 --> 01:10:00.396 align:center
Give us our shit.
01:10:01.063 --> 01:10:02.146 align:center
You mean
01:10:03.188 --> 01:10:05.855 align:center
our shit, yeah?
01:10:05.938 --> 01:10:07.063 align:center
- Oh, you want it?
- Well!
01:10:07.146 --> 01:10:09.063 align:center
- Somebody's smart about their choice.
- Want it?
01:10:14.230 --> 01:10:15.813 align:center
Oh, shit!
01:10:16.396 --> 01:10:17.605 align:center
Get off! Get off of me!
01:10:17.688 --> 01:10:19.105 align:center
Man, shut the fuck up!
01:10:19.855 --> 01:10:23.271 align:center
- Get his ass! Fuck him up.
- Get out! Get the fuck out!
01:10:23.355 --> 01:10:25.021 align:center
- Y'all tryin' to kill me?
- Get the fuck out!
01:10:27.355 --> 01:10:29.896 align:center
- Get the fuck out!
- Get your fuckin' hands off me!
01:10:32.105 --> 01:10:34.396 align:center
But now we're on stage
And a milli gets made
01:10:34.480 --> 01:10:36.063 align:center
I need that, I need that, Greaze…
01:10:36.146 --> 01:10:37.980 align:center
- Yes!
- Sit your ass down!
01:10:38.688 --> 01:10:40.105 align:center
I'll fuck you up!
01:10:44.105 --> 01:10:46.063 align:center
What the fuck is wrong with y'all?
01:10:46.146 --> 01:10:47.271 align:center
You die!
01:10:48.521 --> 01:10:50.605 align:center
Motherfucker! Bitch, take this!
01:10:51.271 --> 01:10:54.563 align:center
I didn't actually
want your dick. You thought that?
01:10:58.105 --> 01:10:59.188 align:center
Fuck you, bitches!
01:11:00.646 --> 01:11:02.396 align:center
Oh, shit!
01:11:04.396 --> 01:11:07.105 align:center
Oh my God, Scarlett! I'm so sorry!
God! Oh, my God!
01:11:22.730 --> 01:11:25.730 align:center
Black Swan, Darren Aronofsky
Plug said he want 16 for the pound
01:11:25.813 --> 01:11:27.646 align:center
But I'm tryna get it
Under a rack like Saudi
01:11:27.730 --> 01:11:30.063 align:center
- Iced-out watch, my diamonds cloudy
- Get his ass!
01:11:31.313 --> 01:11:33.855 align:center
- Grills like Foreman
- I'm getting the fuck out of here!
01:11:33.938 --> 01:11:35.480 align:center
Watch out! Oh!
01:11:37.063 --> 01:11:37.896 align:center
Get over here!
01:11:41.855 --> 01:11:44.938 align:center
I would never fuck you, you fucking idiot!
01:11:45.021 --> 01:11:47.146 align:center
Oh, yeah? You fucking lost!
01:11:47.230 --> 01:11:50.396 align:center
Four against one. Four against one!
And I got the bag. Fuck you!
01:11:50.480 --> 01:11:52.563 align:center
I need that, I need that
I need that, I need that
01:11:52.646 --> 01:11:54.313 align:center
I got your scrapbook back.
01:11:54.396 --> 01:11:57.313 align:center
It wasn't easy, but I fuckin'--
01:11:57.396 --> 01:11:58.980 align:center
What the fuck are you doing?
01:11:59.063 --> 01:12:01.271 align:center
- I'm sorry! I thought you were them.
- Thought I was who?
01:12:01.355 --> 01:12:02.188 align:center
Drug guys, man.
01:12:02.271 --> 01:12:03.813 align:center
- What?
- They took Mason!
01:12:03.896 --> 01:12:05.688 align:center
You know Mason,
the strong one we were with?
01:12:05.771 --> 01:12:06.646 align:center
- The wedding?
- Yeah.
01:12:06.730 --> 01:12:08.646 align:center
- There was four of us, now three?
- I know Mason.
01:12:08.730 --> 01:12:11.521 align:center
- Light-skinned, kinda like us but lighter?
- I know who the fuck Mason is!
01:12:11.605 --> 01:12:14.021 align:center
- They took him!
- I'm losing a lotta patience with you.
01:12:14.105 --> 01:12:15.938 align:center
- With me? You made us drug dealers!
- Yes.
01:12:16.021 --> 01:12:19.688 align:center
Stop it! Right now. Take a beat,
and tell me what the fuck is goin' on.
01:12:19.771 --> 01:12:22.688 align:center
They think that you, Ricardo Montana,
are some sort of kingpin
01:12:22.771 --> 01:12:24.271 align:center
trying to move into their territory.
01:12:24.355 --> 01:12:26.730 align:center
- Who thinks that?
- They told us that we have until 8:00 p.m.
01:12:26.813 --> 01:12:29.396 align:center
We get the drugs back,
or they're gonna kill Mason.
01:12:29.480 --> 01:12:30.980 align:center
- What drugs?
- Yeah, "What drugs?"
01:12:31.063 --> 01:12:33.480 align:center
Yeah, what drug…
Don't pull that shit on me. What drugs?
01:12:33.563 --> 01:12:37.396 align:center
You stole 30 kilos of cocaine
from the big yacht.
01:12:37.480 --> 01:12:39.438 align:center
- I ain't steal no goddamn drugs.
- You did!
01:12:39.521 --> 01:12:42.021 align:center
They gave me this burner phone
and they said if we call the cops,
01:12:42.105 --> 01:12:43.105 align:center
they're gonna kill Mason.
01:12:43.188 --> 01:12:45.438 align:center
We have to meet them
at some exchange point with the drugs.
01:12:45.521 --> 01:12:48.105 align:center
I don't know how to use this.
It's from your generation. You do it.
01:12:48.188 --> 01:12:49.730 align:center
Y'all need to listen to me. Listen good.
01:12:49.813 --> 01:12:51.021 align:center
You sound like fuckin' idiots!
01:12:51.105 --> 01:12:54.730 align:center
Like I wouldn't know if I had 30 kilos
of cocaine on the…
01:12:58.896 --> 01:13:01.021 align:center
- Careful.
- The jet skis!
01:13:01.105 --> 01:13:03.896 align:center
- When you go down the stairs, make a left.
- Come on, come on!
01:13:04.813 --> 01:13:06.563 align:center
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Oh, God.
01:13:06.646 --> 01:13:09.313 align:center
- Over here, over here.
- How you open it?
01:13:09.396 --> 01:13:10.896 align:center
Oh, the front.
01:13:10.980 --> 01:13:12.355 align:center
- Hold the top.
- Oh! Oh!
01:13:12.438 --> 01:13:14.938 align:center
That's, like, five billion dollars' worth
of cocaine.
01:13:15.021 --> 01:13:17.730 align:center
- I don't know about that math, man.
- Guys, what is it?
01:13:18.438 --> 01:13:20.146 align:center
Yeah. Yeah, Joe.
01:13:20.230 --> 01:13:21.480 align:center
Bunch of it, man.
01:13:23.605 --> 01:13:24.855 align:center
Oh, shit.
01:13:26.813 --> 01:13:28.063 align:center
You bitches have my drugs?
01:13:28.896 --> 01:13:31.521 align:center
Yes, but… but listen, we… we have them,
01:13:31.605 --> 01:13:32.980 align:center
but I just wanna tell you that we--
01:13:33.063 --> 01:13:34.063 align:center
Who's this?
01:13:35.438 --> 01:13:37.563 align:center
Um… This is Joe Nixon.
01:13:38.230 --> 01:13:40.688 align:center
I told you
I only wanna talk to Ricardo Montana.
01:13:40.771 --> 01:13:42.855 align:center
Give me Ricardo Montana or the kid dies.
01:13:42.938 --> 01:13:44.730 align:center
- Oh, my…
- Okay, so here's the thing--
01:13:45.980 --> 01:13:48.271 align:center
- Hello? Oh, shit, he hung up.
- Oh, my…
01:13:48.355 --> 01:13:49.896 align:center
Oh, fuck, no.
01:13:49.980 --> 01:13:52.938 align:center
No, no, no, no. Okay, uh, call…
call him back and be Ricardo.
01:13:53.521 --> 01:13:55.396 align:center
- It's not that easy.
- Just call Ricardo.
01:13:56.188 --> 01:13:58.730 align:center
I don't have the fuckin' patience
to deal with Freshman right now.
01:13:58.813 --> 01:14:00.938 align:center
- Chill out.
- It's not a different guy. It's a…
01:14:01.021 --> 01:14:02.730 align:center
- It's him.
- What?
01:14:02.813 --> 01:14:05.563 align:center
- Just--
- Guys, I cannot just become Ricardo.
01:14:05.646 --> 01:14:07.855 align:center
- Ricardo is inside of you. All right.
- He's inside of him?
01:14:07.938 --> 01:14:08.980 align:center
- It sounded weird.
- Wait.
01:14:09.063 --> 01:14:10.813 align:center
It's not voluntary.
01:14:10.896 --> 01:14:13.605 align:center
All right?
It only happens if I… if I do the shit.
01:14:15.396 --> 01:14:16.313 align:center
What?
01:14:17.480 --> 01:14:18.688 align:center
Okay, so…
01:14:22.646 --> 01:14:25.230 align:center
Nick, cut him up a little bit of that.
01:14:25.313 --> 01:14:28.480 align:center
- Come on, Joe, it's just… it's just coke.
- Yep, just get in there.
01:14:29.563 --> 01:14:30.396 align:center
For Mason.
01:14:36.313 --> 01:14:37.605 align:center
Oh.
01:14:39.688 --> 01:14:41.146 align:center
- Whew!
- Oh.
01:14:41.855 --> 01:14:43.021 align:center
Hah!
01:14:43.646 --> 01:14:44.730 align:center
- Whoo!
- Did it work?
01:14:44.813 --> 01:14:46.563 align:center
Yeah, are you… are you Ricardo?
01:14:47.063 --> 01:14:48.355 align:center
God, please speak Spanish.
01:14:51.105 --> 01:14:52.855 align:center
Buenos… buenos días.
01:14:52.938 --> 01:14:54.521 align:center
Hola, Ricardo?
01:14:54.605 --> 01:14:56.396 align:center
Hola? ¿Cómo estás?
01:15:00.896 --> 01:15:01.771 align:center
No, still Joe.
01:15:01.855 --> 01:15:03.855 align:center
- Fuck!
- Fuck me, man. Come on, dude.
01:15:03.938 --> 01:15:05.105 align:center
Um… Do more.
01:15:05.188 --> 01:15:06.021 align:center
- Yeah.
- What?
01:15:06.105 --> 01:15:08.855 align:center
Do more fucking coke, man!
We need you to become Ricardo.
01:15:08.938 --> 01:15:11.063 align:center
That makes a lot of sense.
You have to do more coke.
01:15:11.146 --> 01:15:12.438 align:center
- No. No.
- Wait. What if Joe dies?
01:15:12.521 --> 01:15:13.396 align:center
That's a good point.
01:15:13.480 --> 01:15:15.980 align:center
What if Joe dies?
What if Mason dies, dawg?
01:15:16.063 --> 01:15:18.605 align:center
- You gotta just do it.
- I didn't put anything on my stomach.
01:15:18.688 --> 01:15:20.896 align:center
My stomach get fucked up.
I didn't take no Pepto-Bismol.
01:15:20.980 --> 01:15:22.688 align:center
- Shut the fuck up about Pepto!
- Do more!
01:15:22.771 --> 01:15:25.021 align:center
Not how it works.
When you do it, wait a beat. Take a beat.
01:15:25.105 --> 01:15:26.688 align:center
- Then after that, another beat.
- A beat?
01:15:26.771 --> 01:15:28.230 align:center
- If I don't…
- What's he talking about?
01:15:28.313 --> 01:15:30.021 align:center
- What are you talking about?
- Do more, man!
01:15:30.105 --> 01:15:31.480 align:center
- No, you gotta--
- Hey, fuck it.
01:15:31.563 --> 01:15:33.688 align:center
- You're doing more cocaine.
- No, no! Oh!
01:15:33.771 --> 01:15:35.396 align:center
- Do it!
- Oh, fuck!
01:15:35.480 --> 01:15:37.021 align:center
Oh. Oh!
01:15:40.021 --> 01:15:41.313 align:center
What the fuck was that?
01:15:41.938 --> 01:15:43.563 align:center
Huh? Seriously, man, seriously.
01:15:43.646 --> 01:15:45.146 align:center
What the fuck?
What are you doing, man?
01:15:45.230 --> 01:15:47.688 align:center
Fuck that! Don't put a handful
of cocaine in somebody's face.
01:15:47.771 --> 01:15:49.646 align:center
I don't know what it was.
What if I fuckin' OD'd?
01:15:49.730 --> 01:15:51.646 align:center
You're fucked up. Fucked up.
Everybody here's--
01:16:10.771 --> 01:16:12.563 align:center
Oh, shit.
01:16:14.230 --> 01:16:15.896 align:center
Where did he get glasses from?
01:16:19.396 --> 01:16:20.438 align:center
Did it work?
01:16:21.688 --> 01:16:22.896 align:center
Are you Ricardo?
01:16:25.605 --> 01:16:28.021 align:center
- Is he all right?
- Something happened. I don't know.
01:16:28.105 --> 01:16:30.105 align:center
- Say something.
- How you feelin'?
01:16:30.188 --> 01:16:31.355 align:center
- Did you--
- ¡Cállate!
01:16:32.355 --> 01:16:34.313 align:center
We was trying to call you, man.
01:16:36.813 --> 01:16:37.688 align:center
Enough.
01:16:39.021 --> 01:16:40.396 align:center
Dial the fucking number.
01:16:40.480 --> 01:16:41.605 align:center
- Okay.
- Dial it.
01:16:41.688 --> 01:16:43.313 align:center
- Yeah. Okay.
- Put it on "peaker" phone.
01:16:43.396 --> 01:16:45.521 align:center
- What?
- Put it on "peaker" phone.
01:16:45.605 --> 01:16:47.438 align:center
Do what he says, man.
Put it on "peaker" phone.
01:16:48.688 --> 01:16:50.688 align:center
"Peaker" phone. There ya go.
01:16:50.771 --> 01:16:53.188 align:center
This better be Ricardo.
01:16:53.271 --> 01:16:54.271 align:center
Sí.
01:16:55.105 --> 01:16:57.480 align:center
And you are?
01:16:57.980 --> 01:17:00.146 align:center
We both know who I am.
Do you have my drugs?
01:17:00.230 --> 01:17:01.855 align:center
Maybe I do, maybe I don't.
01:17:02.605 --> 01:17:04.146 align:center
- No, we have them.
- It depends.
01:17:04.230 --> 01:17:06.646 align:center
Depends on if you have my niño.
01:17:06.730 --> 01:17:08.021 align:center
That's "boy."
01:17:08.105 --> 01:17:09.813 align:center
- Hmm?
- I have your niño.
01:17:09.896 --> 01:17:10.980 align:center
Listen.
01:17:11.646 --> 01:17:12.980 align:center
You listen good.
01:17:13.063 --> 01:17:14.771 align:center
Oh, he's… he's negotiating.
01:17:14.855 --> 01:17:18.355 align:center
If there is one scratch… on him,
01:17:19.105 --> 01:17:20.730 align:center
one scratch,
01:17:20.813 --> 01:17:23.396 align:center
you and me, we gon' have a problem.
01:17:23.480 --> 01:17:24.938 align:center
Big problem.
01:17:25.021 --> 01:17:26.355 align:center
Hmm?
01:17:26.438 --> 01:17:30.771 align:center
You no want a problem with me,
'cause I crazy.
01:17:32.771 --> 01:17:34.146 align:center
You hear me?
01:17:34.230 --> 01:17:35.938 align:center
Why don't I just kill him now?
01:17:36.021 --> 01:17:36.855 align:center
Fuck.
01:17:37.438 --> 01:17:39.105 align:center
I'll tell you why!
01:17:39.188 --> 01:17:40.813 align:center
Because you no want no war.
01:17:40.896 --> 01:17:42.480 align:center
I want war.
01:17:43.146 --> 01:17:44.438 align:center
I love war.
01:17:44.521 --> 01:17:48.355 align:center
In fact, you want to hear
a little surprise?
01:17:48.438 --> 01:17:49.313 align:center
Hmm?
01:17:50.146 --> 01:17:52.521 align:center
I already partner with the yakuza.
01:17:52.605 --> 01:17:53.896 align:center
They with me today.
01:17:53.980 --> 01:17:55.480 align:center
- No! Why are you saying that?
- Hmm.
01:17:55.563 --> 01:17:57.938 align:center
You're full of shit.
I already have a deal with the yakuza.
01:17:58.021 --> 01:17:59.230 align:center
I no lie!
01:17:59.313 --> 01:18:04.438 align:center
It makes me want to feed you
to my hippopotamus. Huh?
01:18:05.021 --> 01:18:06.771 align:center
I let you talk to the yakuza yourself.
01:18:06.855 --> 01:18:09.021 align:center
Why are you doing this, man? No.
01:18:09.105 --> 01:18:09.980 align:center
Yakuza.
01:18:12.813 --> 01:18:13.688 align:center
Speak.
01:18:14.605 --> 01:18:17.063 align:center
Not anymore.
We've partnered with Ricardo Montana.
01:18:18.646 --> 01:18:19.563 align:center
Boom.
01:18:20.188 --> 01:18:22.146 align:center
Like a big bomb go off.
01:18:22.855 --> 01:18:25.563 align:center
So now you listen to me.
01:18:26.063 --> 01:18:28.521 align:center
We are going to do a trade.
01:18:29.021 --> 01:18:32.646 align:center
My guy, your drug, hmm? That simple.
01:18:32.730 --> 01:18:34.271 align:center
- Hey, maybe you should--
- Hey.
01:18:35.688 --> 01:18:36.521 align:center
- I would just--
- Yah!
01:18:36.605 --> 01:18:37.438 align:center
Oh!
01:18:37.521 --> 01:18:39.563 align:center
- What the fuck, dude?
- Enough.
01:18:39.646 --> 01:18:41.063 align:center
Slapped the fuck outta you.
01:18:41.146 --> 01:18:42.188 align:center
Silence.
01:18:42.271 --> 01:18:43.396 align:center
Oh!
01:18:43.980 --> 01:18:45.438 align:center
Do we have a deal?
01:18:45.521 --> 01:18:46.855 align:center
- Ow! What?
- Huh?
01:18:47.355 --> 01:18:48.605 align:center
Sending you a location.
01:18:48.688 --> 01:18:49.563 align:center
- Aah.
- Oh, yes.
01:18:49.646 --> 01:18:52.730 align:center
You make the right decision.
01:18:52.813 --> 01:18:55.771 align:center
I'm looking forward to settling
who the true king of Miami is.
01:18:55.855 --> 01:18:58.605 align:center
And I look forward to fucking your mother.
01:18:58.688 --> 01:19:00.396 align:center
- What the fuck, man?
- Wait a minute.
01:19:00.480 --> 01:19:02.563 align:center
- Too far.
- What is that?
01:19:02.646 --> 01:19:05.021 align:center
- Ricardo!
- Don't fuck with Ricardo.
01:19:05.105 --> 01:19:06.271 align:center
That's great.
01:19:06.355 --> 01:19:07.980 align:center
Oh, oh, oh, oh! We got a text.
01:19:08.063 --> 01:19:08.980 align:center
Oh, it's an address.
01:19:09.063 --> 01:19:11.355 align:center
All right. Come on, let's go.
We got this shit. Let's go.
01:19:11.438 --> 01:19:13.396 align:center
Get all of the drugs and just get out--
01:19:13.480 --> 01:19:14.438 align:center
Wait!
01:19:18.188 --> 01:19:19.313 align:center
Hmm.
01:19:21.021 --> 01:19:22.313 align:center
This is good.
01:19:23.396 --> 01:19:25.188 align:center
If we are going to party,
01:19:25.688 --> 01:19:28.521 align:center
then I am going to want
to dress appropriately.
01:19:29.105 --> 01:19:32.313 align:center
And you, well, you will do the same.
01:19:32.896 --> 01:19:33.855 align:center
Hmm?
01:19:34.896 --> 01:19:37.063 align:center
Estoy
01:19:37.563 --> 01:19:40.480 align:center
El camino
01:19:40.980 --> 01:19:42.730 align:center
- Aah!
- Yeah
01:19:43.563 --> 01:19:44.438 align:center
¡Vamos!
01:19:44.938 --> 01:19:46.230 align:center
Vamos, yeah. I don't know.
01:19:46.313 --> 01:19:48.563 align:center
Hang on, I be gettin' to the money
01:19:49.355 --> 01:19:50.730 align:center
Everybody mad
01:19:52.646 --> 01:19:54.605 align:center
Think I'm gettin' too much money
01:19:55.146 --> 01:19:56.896 align:center
Everybody mad
01:19:59.396 --> 01:20:01.521 align:center
The same ol' nigga from the block
01:20:02.438 --> 01:20:04.438 align:center
The same old nigga with the pot
01:20:05.230 --> 01:20:07.105 align:center
The same old nigga from the trap
01:20:07.188 --> 01:20:10.563 align:center
Everybody hated on him
Then he bounced right back
01:20:10.646 --> 01:20:13.396 align:center
I done spent
A whole lotta time overseas
01:20:13.480 --> 01:20:16.355 align:center
Doublin' my money
'Cause you know I want cheese
01:20:16.438 --> 01:20:18.938 align:center
I been in my hometown
Playin' with the keys
01:20:19.021 --> 01:20:22.188 align:center
When they fell off the boat
Yeah I'm talking 'bout Belize
01:20:22.271 --> 01:20:25.105 align:center
I know it's a whole lotta niggas
That was hatin'
01:20:25.188 --> 01:20:29.271 align:center
All I see is 20's, 50's, 100's
01:20:36.730 --> 01:20:38.813 align:center
- Ricardo, you good? You okay?
- Hmm?
01:20:38.896 --> 01:20:41.313 align:center
No. The fucking coke wore off.
01:20:41.396 --> 01:20:42.813 align:center
- What?
- I can feel my goddamn teeth.
01:20:42.896 --> 01:20:44.771 align:center
My chin is fuckin'
all of a sudden under control.
01:20:44.855 --> 01:20:45.855 align:center
- It's gone.
- Got it.
01:20:45.938 --> 01:20:49.188 align:center
- I'll helicopter dick. Distract 'em.
- Do not take your dick out.
01:20:49.271 --> 01:20:50.980 align:center
- It's long. They won't know what to do.
- Yo!
01:20:52.646 --> 01:20:55.480 align:center
- You glittery motherfuckers, let's go.
- Just follow my lead.
01:20:56.063 --> 01:20:58.230 align:center
Follow his lead. Follow his lead. Okay.
01:21:00.063 --> 01:21:00.980 align:center
Loco.
01:21:05.021 --> 01:21:07.813 align:center
Oh, I'm so glad
you guys made a wardrobe change!
01:21:07.896 --> 01:21:09.146 align:center
Okay, okay.
01:21:09.688 --> 01:21:10.771 align:center
Papi's here.
01:21:11.271 --> 01:21:12.521 align:center
Game's over.
01:21:13.105 --> 01:21:14.188 align:center
So.
01:21:15.521 --> 01:21:18.438 align:center
You thought you were gonna be
the new king of Miami, eh, Ricardito?
01:21:19.188 --> 01:21:21.396 align:center
Get on my boat, you steal my shit.
01:21:21.480 --> 01:21:24.105 align:center
You think I was gonna let you go,
with doing that?
01:21:27.021 --> 01:21:28.563 align:center
Why are you wearing my father's clothes?
01:21:29.646 --> 01:21:31.980 align:center
Don't fucking look down.
I'm talking to you here.
01:21:32.063 --> 01:21:34.605 align:center
Why are you wearing
my dead father's clothes?
01:21:34.688 --> 01:21:36.063 align:center
What kind of person are you?
01:21:36.146 --> 01:21:38.688 align:center
You know how much disrespect
my father had when he was alive
01:21:38.771 --> 01:21:40.146 align:center
because he was a little person?
01:21:40.230 --> 01:21:42.688 align:center
And now this? I gotta look
at this little shit little person
01:21:42.771 --> 01:21:44.188 align:center
with his fucking clothes on?
01:21:45.813 --> 01:21:48.188 align:center
I called the yakuza.
They never heard of you.
01:21:48.271 --> 01:21:51.688 align:center
So now I'm wondering,
who the fuck is Ricardo Montana?
01:21:54.646 --> 01:21:55.938 align:center
It's a simple fucking question.
01:22:06.813 --> 01:22:07.938 align:center
Why are you clapping?
01:22:09.230 --> 01:22:11.688 align:center
Why the fuck are you clapping?
Give… give me a gun.
01:22:15.521 --> 01:22:17.813 align:center
Okay, I'm gonna ask you
the same question again.
01:22:17.896 --> 01:22:20.188 align:center
Then I'm gonna count to three
and I expect an answer.
01:22:20.271 --> 01:22:23.646 align:center
Who the fuck is Ricardo Montana?
One, two, three.
01:22:26.105 --> 01:22:28.980 align:center
- Oh my God!
- Joe, just tell him the fuckin' truth!
01:22:29.605 --> 01:22:31.521 align:center
Okay. All right.
01:22:31.605 --> 01:22:32.813 align:center
You wanna know the truth?
01:22:32.896 --> 01:22:33.980 align:center
I'm nobody.
01:22:34.063 --> 01:22:37.396 align:center
I'm a guy that crashed
these fucking kids' bachelor party
01:22:37.480 --> 01:22:39.063 align:center
because I'm… I'm scared.
01:22:39.146 --> 01:22:41.438 align:center
I'm scared to grow up, man.
01:22:42.021 --> 01:22:44.313 align:center
Ricardo Montana's fuckin' fiction.
He's not even real.
01:22:44.396 --> 01:22:46.563 align:center
It's some… it's somebody
I turn into when I do coke.
01:22:47.146 --> 01:22:49.771 align:center
Okay? It makes me
all stupid and crazy, man.
01:22:49.855 --> 01:22:51.855 align:center
My name is Joe Nixon.
01:22:51.938 --> 01:22:53.730 align:center
I'm a 40-year-old creative exec.
01:22:53.813 --> 01:22:56.896 align:center
I stole the jet skis. I had no idea
that the goddamn drugs was in 'em.
01:22:56.980 --> 01:22:59.063 align:center
- We had no idea.
- No idea.
01:22:59.146 --> 01:23:02.605 align:center
These guys got nothin' to do with this.
I'm the one. I fucked up. It's all me.
01:23:03.896 --> 01:23:06.980 align:center
So if you guys wanna do anything
to anybody, it should be me.
01:23:07.063 --> 01:23:10.146 align:center
'Cause I'm the one whose fucking life
is goin' down a goddamn tube,
01:23:10.230 --> 01:23:11.688 align:center
and I'm scared.
01:23:12.605 --> 01:23:13.813 align:center
That's my truth.
01:23:15.230 --> 01:23:18.980 align:center
All this is because…
you had a midlife crisis?
01:23:19.063 --> 01:23:23.021 align:center
I think I said a lot more than that.
I think I said… I gave you more examples.
01:23:23.105 --> 01:23:26.646 align:center
So you come down here
pretending to be a Cuban drug lord
01:23:26.730 --> 01:23:28.188 align:center
with a shitty fucking accent?
01:23:28.271 --> 01:23:30.730 align:center
You think every fucking drug lord
here in Miami is Cuban?
01:23:30.813 --> 01:23:33.521 align:center
No. Everybody wants to be
fucking Tony Montana
01:23:33.605 --> 01:23:35.146 align:center
with a stupid fucking accent!
01:23:35.230 --> 01:23:37.271 align:center
Am I speaking with that fucking accent?
01:23:40.480 --> 01:23:42.396 align:center
- What do you think you sound like?
- Joe.
01:23:42.480 --> 01:23:43.396 align:center
No.
01:23:43.480 --> 01:23:44.938 align:center
- Are you a fucking moron?
- No--
01:23:45.021 --> 01:23:46.771 align:center
Let me tell you something,
when I do cocaine,
01:23:46.855 --> 01:23:49.980 align:center
I… I do a really hilarious
African American accent.
01:23:50.063 --> 01:23:51.938 align:center
Really? Okay, but, what, like hip-hop?
01:23:52.021 --> 01:23:55.146 align:center
No, you fuckin' idiot!
Why would I do that? It's disrespectful.
01:23:55.230 --> 01:23:58.063 align:center
- That's… Okay, I get it.
- Are you a fuckin' moron?
01:23:58.146 --> 01:24:01.271 align:center
No, that's what I'm saying. What you're
saying, after you say it, I'm like, "Oh."
01:24:10.688 --> 01:24:12.188 align:center
I miss you, papi.
01:24:22.688 --> 01:24:23.855 align:center
He's crying.
01:24:23.938 --> 01:24:24.938 align:center
He's fucking crying?
01:24:25.688 --> 01:24:27.230 align:center
You smell just like my father.
01:24:27.313 --> 01:24:29.021 align:center
Yeah. Yeah.
01:24:29.105 --> 01:24:31.730 align:center
You ain't had…
you ain't had a chance to get it out.
01:24:34.980 --> 01:24:36.063 align:center
Love you, papi.
01:24:36.938 --> 01:24:38.146 align:center
Uh…
01:24:41.021 --> 01:24:42.313 align:center
Love… love you too.
01:24:46.021 --> 01:24:49.730 align:center
You're too old for this crazy shit, man.
You gotta settle down.
01:24:50.480 --> 01:24:52.938 align:center
You know, I settled down,
and it changed my life.
01:24:53.021 --> 01:24:54.730 align:center
You see my son over here?
01:24:54.813 --> 01:24:56.813 align:center
Jonathan. He's my pride and joy.
01:24:56.896 --> 01:24:58.271 align:center
Love you, Dad.
01:24:58.355 --> 01:25:01.438 align:center
Dad, uh, on the streets,
I thought I told you to call me Jaze.
01:25:01.521 --> 01:25:02.896 align:center
Shut up. They don't call you that.
01:25:02.980 --> 01:25:04.855 align:center
I swear to God.
I told you last week over brunch.
01:25:04.938 --> 01:25:07.396 align:center
- I even got the tattoo and everything.
- Okay, whatever, Jazz.
01:25:07.480 --> 01:25:08.813 align:center
- Jaze, Dad, with an E.
- No--
01:25:08.896 --> 01:25:11.605 align:center
- Please, just say it.
- Okay, Jazz with an E. Okay, whatever.
01:25:11.688 --> 01:25:12.605 align:center
Go.
01:25:13.396 --> 01:25:15.313 align:center
I see what you're saying about family,
and that's…
01:25:15.396 --> 01:25:17.855 align:center
What you guys have? I want that.
01:25:17.938 --> 01:25:19.730 align:center
- He takes after his mother.
- Okay.
01:25:19.813 --> 01:25:21.146 align:center
Okay.
01:25:22.313 --> 01:25:25.563 align:center
You need to prioritize the people
in your life that are most important.
01:25:25.646 --> 01:25:27.355 align:center
Reach out to them,
tell them you love them,
01:25:27.438 --> 01:25:29.438 align:center
and that you wanna be with them forever.
01:25:29.521 --> 01:25:31.063 align:center
It's the most important thing.
01:25:35.896 --> 01:25:38.688 align:center
Okay, let him go.
Let's hit the road. Grab the stash.
01:25:38.771 --> 01:25:40.688 align:center
- Welcome home, buddy.
- Oh!
01:25:41.355 --> 01:25:42.980 align:center
- We love you.
- Oh, my God.
01:25:43.063 --> 01:25:44.646 align:center
- Joey.
- Yeah?
01:25:44.730 --> 01:25:47.396 align:center
You're lucky I'm old school,
and I don't kill civilians.
01:25:48.188 --> 01:25:49.063 align:center
Take the coat off.
01:25:49.146 --> 01:25:52.355 align:center
Yeah, no, abs… absolutely.
01:25:52.438 --> 01:25:54.605 align:center
You, uh… Yep, just…
01:25:54.688 --> 01:25:56.063 align:center
- That's it.
- You want the pants too?
01:25:56.146 --> 01:25:57.063 align:center
No, no, keep the pants.
01:26:04.355 --> 01:26:06.230 align:center
Joe, what is on your ass?
01:26:06.313 --> 01:26:07.396 align:center
- That's shit.
- What?
01:26:07.480 --> 01:26:08.605 align:center
- Huh? What?
- That's shit.
01:26:08.688 --> 01:26:10.771 align:center
- I was worried.
- The gunshot. It's shit.
01:26:10.855 --> 01:26:12.521 align:center
- A scary situation.
- I did.
01:26:12.605 --> 01:26:13.980 align:center
- Oh my God.
- I did.
01:26:19.855 --> 01:26:22.105 align:center
You are gonna have
a great time at this weddin'.
01:26:22.188 --> 01:26:24.521 align:center
- Freshman, don't fuck up the date. When?
- October.
01:26:24.605 --> 01:26:25.855 align:center
It's July 7, Freshman.
01:26:25.938 --> 01:26:29.063 align:center
Oh, July 7.
My fault, I thought it was Halloween.
01:26:29.688 --> 01:26:31.605 align:center
It's not… it's not on Halloween, Freshman.
01:26:32.188 --> 01:26:34.938 align:center
Switchin' topics, Freshman,
I didn't tell you how good a job you did
01:26:35.021 --> 01:26:37.188 align:center
on that call with them drug lords,
it blew me away.
01:26:37.271 --> 01:26:39.646 align:center
You need to go get a job at the UN
as a translator.
01:26:39.730 --> 01:26:41.313 align:center
- Become a hero.
- Like Batman?
01:26:41.896 --> 01:26:43.980 align:center
- I'm done fightin' it. You gotta submit.
- Yep.
01:26:44.063 --> 01:26:45.730 align:center
- Right?
- Let him do his thing.
01:26:45.813 --> 01:26:50.063 align:center
I am unbelievably sorry for really, uh…
ruining your weekend, man.
01:26:50.146 --> 01:26:53.230 align:center
You did.
You did fuck up the whole weekend.
01:26:53.313 --> 01:26:54.396 align:center
Yeah.
01:26:54.480 --> 01:26:58.271 align:center
But it was unforgettable, Joe.
You're gonna make it in the book for sure.
01:26:58.355 --> 01:27:00.230 align:center
Wow.
01:27:00.313 --> 01:27:02.855 align:center
Being in the book is a big deal, man.
Thank you.
01:27:03.521 --> 01:27:05.521 align:center
If I could just give you
a piece of information…
01:27:05.605 --> 01:27:08.521 align:center
It's not advice. It's just information.
01:27:09.355 --> 01:27:12.188 align:center
Understand that the world is gonna throw
a lot of curveballs at you.
01:27:12.271 --> 01:27:14.938 align:center
It's your job to filter through it
and make decisions
01:27:15.021 --> 01:27:16.730 align:center
that best suit you and what you have.
01:27:16.813 --> 01:27:19.021 align:center
But you protect this. Protect this circle.
01:27:19.105 --> 01:27:22.230 align:center
Nick, you were gonna helicopter dick
to save my life.
01:27:23.313 --> 01:27:24.688 align:center
I won't forget that.
01:27:25.396 --> 01:27:28.188 align:center
Man, I would helicopter dick for you
a thousand times.
01:27:29.230 --> 01:27:30.980 align:center
I mean it. For you. For any of you.
01:27:31.063 --> 01:27:32.313 align:center
You too, Joe.
01:27:32.396 --> 01:27:33.730 align:center
- All of us.
- I don't need it.
01:27:33.813 --> 01:27:34.938 align:center
- We can do it.
- Let's do it.
01:27:35.021 --> 01:27:37.938 align:center
No, guys, no. I think
it's one of those things that's yours.
01:27:38.021 --> 01:27:38.938 align:center
- All right.
- Why not?
01:27:39.021 --> 01:27:40.563 align:center
- Suit yourself.
- I'll take a hug.
01:27:40.646 --> 01:27:43.313 align:center
- You wanna touch us?
- Can we just do a hug? Give me a hug.
01:27:43.396 --> 01:27:46.021 align:center
- Let's do it, come on.
- All right.
01:27:46.563 --> 01:27:48.188 align:center
- Huh? Give me a hug.
- Yeah.
01:27:48.271 --> 01:27:49.771 align:center
- Come on.
- You know what?
01:27:50.271 --> 01:27:52.355 align:center
This makes me feel Miami!
01:27:59.730 --> 01:28:02.980 align:center
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome
to New York's John F. Kennedy Airport.
01:28:03.063 --> 01:28:06.396 align:center
For your continued safety
and the safety of those around you,
01:28:06.480 --> 01:28:08.771 align:center
please keep your seatbelt fastened…
01:28:08.855 --> 01:28:11.646 align:center
…until the aircraft has come
to a complete stop at the gate.
01:28:12.396 --> 01:28:13.813 align:center
Sorry I wrecked your shit,
01:28:13.896 --> 01:28:16.771 align:center
but I was able to save your hard drive
and I made this for your little ass.
01:28:16.855 --> 01:28:20.396 align:center
They call me Big Elly, Big Silly
01:28:20.480 --> 01:28:22.355 align:center
Big Money, Big Willy…
01:28:23.896 --> 01:28:25.188 align:center
This is good.
01:28:26.355 --> 01:28:27.688 align:center
This is really good.
01:28:30.771 --> 01:28:32.730 align:center
I need you all on the floor
01:28:32.813 --> 01:28:34.438 align:center
Shut the door, no cap
01:28:38.396 --> 01:28:42.063 align:center
We'll go all night
Outta sight, dynamite, no cap…
01:28:42.146 --> 01:28:45.271 align:center
- Where is he?
- Uh, he just texted. He's almost here.
01:28:45.355 --> 01:28:47.355 align:center
So, so, so, tell me no lies
01:28:47.438 --> 01:28:49.188 align:center
Open up your eyes, hands to the sky
01:28:49.271 --> 01:28:50.855 align:center
Uh-oh, why you so fine?
01:28:50.938 --> 01:28:53.105 align:center
If you don't mind, baby
Turn up the vibes
01:29:00.438 --> 01:29:01.980 align:center
Turn up the vibes, turn up the vibes
01:29:02.063 --> 01:29:03.771 align:center
Turn up the vibes
Turn up the vibes
01:29:03.855 --> 01:29:05.855 align:center
Turn up the vibes, turn up the vibes
01:29:05.938 --> 01:29:07.646 align:center
Turn up the vibes
Baby, turn up the vibes
01:29:07.730 --> 01:29:09.438 align:center
Keep bussin'
That three-piece bubble pack
01:29:09.521 --> 01:29:11.313 align:center
Sweet tea
Never with bass like Thundercat
01:29:11.396 --> 01:29:13.438 align:center
Need someone like wifey
Drippin' like Icee
01:29:13.521 --> 01:29:14.813 align:center
Hot like light beam fire pack
01:29:14.896 --> 01:29:17.105 align:center
Been a runner-up twice
She don't really wanna sightsee
01:29:17.188 --> 01:29:18.938 align:center
Show me somethin' nice
And I'm comin' back
01:29:19.021 --> 01:29:20.896 align:center
No hesi when it's time
Steady on the line
01:29:20.980 --> 01:29:23.021 align:center
- Shit.
- See in my eyes I'm really likе that
01:29:25.021 --> 01:29:27.063 align:center
If you don't mind, turn up the vibe
01:29:27.146 --> 01:29:29.188 align:center
- Go!
- Aah! Hey.
01:29:29.271 --> 01:29:30.271 align:center
Um, I…
01:29:30.355 --> 01:29:32.730 align:center
I'll be quick,
'cause I know you're in a rush, right?
01:29:32.813 --> 01:29:36.105 align:center
This past weekend, I got asked two of
the most important questions of my life.
01:29:36.188 --> 01:29:39.230 align:center
The first question was,
"Do you love this woman?"
01:29:41.021 --> 01:29:43.938 align:center
The second question, which I think
is the most important question, was,
01:29:44.021 --> 01:29:46.730 align:center
"Can you see yourself being with
this woman for the rest of your life?"
01:29:46.813 --> 01:29:48.605 align:center
And…
01:29:48.688 --> 01:29:50.605 align:center
And that's when I realized
that you are my life.
01:29:51.355 --> 01:29:54.063 align:center
Right? Like, I mean,
out of all the things I have in my life,
01:29:54.146 --> 01:29:58.146 align:center
there's nothin' more important than you,
which makes both of the answers "yes."
01:29:58.813 --> 01:30:00.646 align:center
Like, both of my answers are yes.
01:30:01.396 --> 01:30:06.230 align:center
Ain't that from that goddamn sleep number
mattress quiz that went viral last year?
01:30:06.938 --> 01:30:08.438 align:center
Okay, fair. Fair.
01:30:08.521 --> 01:30:11.105 align:center
But that doesn't mean
that what I'm sayin' isn't true.
01:30:11.188 --> 01:30:13.813 align:center
Right? It doesn't make it not true
because it's how I feel.
01:30:13.896 --> 01:30:15.938 align:center
Okay, well, what about your pitch?
01:30:16.021 --> 01:30:19.230 align:center
What about the goin' away with
the fuckboys, the save-your-job thing?
01:30:19.313 --> 01:30:21.730 align:center
Fuck that pitch. I'm not…
I'm not worried about the pitch.
01:30:22.313 --> 01:30:23.646 align:center
I'm missin' it right now.
01:30:23.730 --> 01:30:26.688 align:center
I'm thinking about doin' something
different. Startin' my own business.
01:30:27.188 --> 01:30:29.063 align:center
You know, becoming my own boss.
01:30:29.563 --> 01:30:31.605 align:center
And if I'm my own boss,
that means I'm a CEO.
01:30:31.688 --> 01:30:34.271 align:center
I can make my own rules. Relocate.
01:30:35.146 --> 01:30:37.396 align:center
But that would just be
to be closer to you.
01:30:38.980 --> 01:30:41.105 align:center
I love you, and I'm sorry.
01:30:44.313 --> 01:30:45.855 align:center
I don't wanna lose you.
01:30:49.938 --> 01:30:51.146 align:center
I'm sorry.
01:30:53.063 --> 01:30:53.980 align:center
Sorry.
01:30:56.355 --> 01:30:57.438 align:center
Sorry.
01:31:00.271 --> 01:31:02.021 align:center
- I love you.
- Love you.
01:31:02.105 --> 01:31:03.146 align:center
I love you.
01:31:03.646 --> 01:31:05.521 align:center
- Okay, shawty, what's happenin'?
- Happenin'
01:31:05.605 --> 01:31:07.646 align:center
- Girl, let's get this thing crackin'
- Crackin'
01:31:07.730 --> 01:31:09.396 align:center
- You just bend it on over
- Over
01:31:09.480 --> 01:31:11.146 align:center
I'll get behind and you make it wind
01:31:11.230 --> 01:31:13.438 align:center
Jump in the line
Shake your body on mine
01:31:13.521 --> 01:31:14.855 align:center
Ba-dong-bong-bong…
01:31:14.938 --> 01:31:16.855 align:center
You weren't kidding
about this Miami thing, huh?
01:31:16.938 --> 01:31:19.188 align:center
Oh, like I said, baby, we bonded.
01:31:19.271 --> 01:31:20.605 align:center
Hey, y'all. Hey, how's it goin'?
01:31:20.688 --> 01:31:21.688 align:center
- Hi.
- Hi, good to see you.
01:31:21.771 --> 01:31:25.313 align:center
So Barry wants to know if we wanna
extend the campaign to mid-level markets.
01:31:25.396 --> 01:31:28.355 align:center
- Hey, Joe, check it out. I'm in Miami!
- Barry.
01:31:28.438 --> 01:31:30.771 align:center
- Whoo! Wife and I got a weekend away.
- No. Barry.
01:31:30.855 --> 01:31:32.438 align:center
- We just bought some cocaine.
- Bye, Barry.
01:31:32.521 --> 01:31:34.063 align:center
I'm not doing that. We're at a wedding!
01:31:34.146 --> 01:31:36.188 align:center
- Yeah.
- We're not working! I'm with my fiancée.
01:31:36.271 --> 01:31:38.146 align:center
- I know. Beautiful.
- Right? Okay.
01:31:38.230 --> 01:31:40.355 align:center
I understand you brought in
the Unlimited campaign,
01:31:40.438 --> 01:31:42.355 align:center
which is why I hired you,
but I will fire you.
01:31:42.438 --> 01:31:43.438 align:center
- Oh.
- 'Cause I'm your boss.
01:31:43.521 --> 01:31:44.813 align:center
- And it's my company.
- Right.
01:31:44.896 --> 01:31:47.188 align:center
- I will fire you.
- True. Okay, yeah. Thank you, unc.
01:31:47.271 --> 01:31:48.521 align:center
- Okay.
- Old!
01:31:48.605 --> 01:31:50.480 align:center
"Unc"?
01:31:50.563 --> 01:31:52.813 align:center
You really made a big impact
with these boys.
01:31:52.896 --> 01:31:56.021 align:center
Well, that's what I do. I think
I make a big impact on anyone I meet.
01:31:56.105 --> 01:31:58.771 align:center
But, honestly, they make
a better and bigger impact on me.
01:31:58.855 --> 01:32:01.230 align:center
- Mm-hmm.
- Yes. Good kids.
01:32:01.730 --> 01:32:03.146 align:center
Hi, lovely lady.
01:32:03.230 --> 01:32:05.646 align:center
- I'm gonna steal him for two seconds.
- Have at it.
01:32:05.730 --> 01:32:06.938 align:center
- Hold on.
- I'll return him.
01:32:07.021 --> 01:32:08.521 align:center
Hey. Look, don't take me away.
01:32:08.605 --> 01:32:11.105 align:center
- Watch yourself! Who's calling my phone?
- Boys, let's go.
01:32:11.188 --> 01:32:13.063 align:center
- You supposed to be out.
- Yeah!
01:32:13.605 --> 01:32:14.896 align:center
- Come on.
- All right.
01:32:14.980 --> 01:32:16.146 align:center
Uh… Okay, okay.
01:32:16.230 --> 01:32:18.896 align:center
- Wait, shots.
- Whoa!
01:32:18.980 --> 01:32:20.855 align:center
- Yes, please.
- I'm gonna say it.
01:32:20.938 --> 01:32:22.855 align:center
- Uh…
- Mmm. Emotional check-in time.
01:32:22.938 --> 01:32:24.480 align:center
- Oh!
- Ooh!
01:32:24.563 --> 01:32:25.855 align:center
- Okay!
- Oh!
01:32:25.938 --> 01:32:27.480 align:center
- I'll start. I got you.
- You're starting?
01:32:28.480 --> 01:32:29.563 align:center
I feel married.
01:32:29.646 --> 01:32:30.855 align:center
Whoo!
01:32:30.938 --> 01:32:31.938 align:center
- Hey! Okay.
- Yeah.
01:32:32.021 --> 01:32:34.980 align:center
Hey, uh… I feel like I'm, uh,
01:32:35.063 --> 01:32:35.938 align:center
employed.
01:32:36.021 --> 01:32:37.230 align:center
For now.
01:32:37.313 --> 01:32:38.980 align:center
- Okay. Okay, for now.
- Finally!
01:32:39.063 --> 01:32:40.396 align:center
I feel…
01:32:40.980 --> 01:32:42.146 align:center
out of my slump.
01:32:42.230 --> 01:32:43.896 align:center
Yeah, that's big.
01:32:43.980 --> 01:32:44.896 align:center
That's real big.
01:32:44.980 --> 01:32:46.896 align:center
- I feel married, really.
- Why?
01:32:46.980 --> 01:32:49.355 align:center
'Cause when he get married,
I felt the energy of the marriage,
01:32:49.438 --> 01:32:50.563 align:center
and I wanna get married too.
01:32:50.646 --> 01:32:52.063 align:center
- Right! That's good.
- Yeah!
01:32:52.146 --> 01:32:53.230 align:center
Um…
01:32:54.271 --> 01:32:55.396 align:center
I feel…
01:32:55.480 --> 01:32:59.230 align:center
Shake, shake, shake, señora
Shake it left and right, right…
01:32:59.313 --> 01:33:01.396 align:center
…like I'm going to be planning
a bachelor party soon.
01:33:01.480 --> 01:33:05.105 align:center
Whoa!
01:33:07.730 --> 01:33:09.896 align:center
- My girl got a big old booty
- Yeah
01:33:09.980 --> 01:33:11.646 align:center
- Your girl got little booty
- Oh no
01:33:11.730 --> 01:33:13.646 align:center
- My girl got a big old booty
- Yeah
01:33:13.730 --> 01:33:15.938 align:center
- Your girl got little booty, oh no
- Baby got back
01:33:17.396 --> 01:33:18.771 align:center
Oh no.
01:33:19.271 --> 01:33:20.730 align:center
Oh no…
01:33:23.146 --> 01:33:25.646 align:center
Old-fashioned. Come on! Yeah!
01:33:26.438 --> 01:33:28.521 align:center
Kevin slapped me for real, y'all.
01:33:28.605 --> 01:33:29.688 align:center
- Hands on your head!
- No!
01:33:29.771 --> 01:33:31.896 align:center
Everybody going to jail.
Three hots and a cot.
01:33:31.980 --> 01:33:35.188 align:center
- No, it should be no jail time--
- Bunk beds. Oodles of noodles.
01:33:35.271 --> 01:33:37.563 align:center
Honeybuns. Human traffickin'.
01:33:38.063 --> 01:33:39.646 align:center
You 'bout to be somebody li'l bitch!
01:33:39.730 --> 01:33:41.146 align:center
What do you do?
Do you do, like, the…
01:33:41.230 --> 01:33:43.063 align:center
the eyes and the voice?
01:33:43.146 --> 01:33:45.605 align:center
Like… "Ooh! Waah-aah…"
01:33:45.688 --> 01:33:47.188 align:center
"Ooh…"
01:33:48.480 --> 01:33:50.480 align:center
He can't do that. He can't do that shit.
01:33:50.563 --> 01:33:52.563 align:center
- Don't do that to me. Fuck.
- Come on!
01:33:52.646 --> 01:33:55.813 align:center
She didn't even cheat on me, you know?
It was an emotional affair.
01:33:55.896 --> 01:33:57.480 align:center
But she fucked another guy.
01:33:57.563 --> 01:33:59.605 align:center
Like, she put her dick… Oh, let me…
01:34:00.646 --> 01:34:01.730 align:center
But that's not enough.
01:34:01.813 --> 01:34:04.313 align:center
- Now you throw the real coat on.
- You're not gonna drink both.
01:34:04.396 --> 01:34:06.813 align:center
No, you got to do it.
No, you gotta bang both. Bang both…
01:34:06.896 --> 01:34:08.563 align:center
No…
01:34:10.855 --> 01:34:12.896 align:center
You gotta bang 'em both, brother.
01:34:12.980 --> 01:34:14.313 align:center
I'm saying you… you look good.
01:34:14.396 --> 01:34:16.105 align:center
- You too.
- Thank you.
01:34:16.188 --> 01:34:18.813 align:center
You're like a flamingo.
That's my favorite bird.
01:34:18.896 --> 01:34:21.313 align:center
- Okay. Okay.
- Fluorescent bird. See a bird like that?
01:34:21.396 --> 01:34:24.938 align:center
Freshman, I really don't like bein' stuck
talkin' to you for long periods of time.
01:34:25.021 --> 01:34:25.896 align:center
Why?
01:34:27.646 --> 01:34:29.230 align:center
- Grab a dick.
- Grab a what?
01:34:29.313 --> 01:34:31.313 align:center
- Grab a dick!
- Why are they still hard?
01:34:31.396 --> 01:34:34.730 align:center
- I feel mine's on the smaller side.
- You don't get to pick your dick, man.
01:34:34.813 --> 01:34:36.813 align:center
- Your dick chooses you.
- That's how it is, man.
01:34:37.355 --> 01:34:42.021 align:center
El Rey de Miami.
01:34:42.105 --> 01:34:43.188 align:center
Hmm?
01:34:45.646 --> 01:34:47.396 align:center
- Ooh! Come on, grind up on me.
- No.
01:34:47.480 --> 01:34:49.480 align:center
- Slip it in.
- No… No, you don't slip nothin'--
01:34:49.563 --> 01:34:51.563 align:center
- Oh, my God, it's going in.
- No, that… No, it's not.
01:34:51.646 --> 01:34:52.730 align:center
- Aah!
- That--
01:34:52.813 --> 01:34:53.896 align:center
- Huh?
- That's enough.
01:34:53.980 --> 01:34:55.813 align:center
- Okay. Let--
- That was good. Let's do it again.
01:34:55.896 --> 01:34:58.146 align:center
- What was good? Nothin' happened.
- Kiddin'. Wanna blow job?
01:34:58.230 --> 01:34:59.563 align:center
I use teeth, but they're soft.
01:34:59.646 --> 01:35:01.396 align:center
What the f… No!
01:35:06.188 --> 01:35:07.563 align:center
Yakuza man!
01:35:10.730 --> 01:35:13.313 align:center
I'm sorry. I got it. I got it.
01:35:15.230 --> 01:35:17.480 align:center
- Ricardo Montana!
- Ricardo Montana!
01:35:17.563 --> 01:35:19.355 align:center
Ricar--
01:35:22.105 --> 01:35:23.355 align:center
Montana! Yaah!
01:35:27.063 --> 01:35:28.230 align:center
What was that?
01:35:28.313 --> 01:35:30.730 align:center
- He didn't even try.
- I am trying.
01:35:31.605 --> 01:35:33.730 align:center
Been watching him practice for two hours.
01:35:34.230 --> 01:35:37.105 align:center
He just threw it out the window
soon as it came to him.
01:35:39.105 --> 01:35:40.938 align:center
No, but we wanna see you hop into the car.
01:35:41.813 --> 01:35:43.563 align:center
Come on, jump in the Jeep, Joe.
01:35:43.646 --> 01:35:44.563 align:center
Need a little boost?
01:35:44.646 --> 01:35:46.063 align:center
Come on, hop in the car.
01:35:46.146 --> 01:35:48.396 align:center
There you go!
01:35:49.438 --> 01:35:50.438 align:center
Oh!